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Thursday Overnight Open Thread (2/16/17) 4th Monday Of The Week Edition

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You still have time to help a grouch out.


Quotes of The Day


Quote I

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. -Barry Goldwater

Fake news. It has been around a long time.

Quote II

To live under the American Constitution is the greatest political privilege that was ever accorded to the human race. - Calvin Coolidge

Wouldn't it be special the saboteurs of the Trump presidency paid attention to this quote?

Quote III

In any event, the proper question isn't what a journalist thinks is relevant but what his or her audience thinks is relevant. Denying people information they would find useful because you think they shouldn't find it useful is censorship, not journalism. -Michael Kinsley


Once upon a time NBC=National Broadcasting Company. Now? NBC=Nothing But Corrections.

Clinton News Network CNN Peddlers of Fake News.

“In our case, we contended that CNN essentially made up its own standard in order to conduct an ‘apples to oranges’ comparison to support its false assertion that St. Mary’s mortality rate was 3 times higher than the national average. Accordingly, the case against CNN certainly fits the description of media-created ‘Fake News.'” said Carbone’s attorney L. Lin Wood, in a statement to LawNewz.com.


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If you had the opportunity to show your political foe as an ignorant, hateful individual would you take it? Well, if you are on the left of course you won't. Adversarial journalist whimps out because of Milo. Quite the tough guy, NOT.

A journalist who was booked as a panelist on this week’s Real Time with Bill Maher has canceled his appearance after learning that Breitbart News’ Milo Yiannopoulos also will be on the show. Jeremy Scahill, who founded the self-proclaimed “adversarial journalism” site The Intercept, announced his exit on social media this afternoon.


Speaking of Hollywood, The ONT likes this actor, Robert Davi. Open letter to the Hollywood Moon Bats.

I propose that Meryl Steep, Chelsea Handler, Richard Gere, Robert DeNiro, Christoph Waltz and others lead an Oscar first: let’s do away with the rules, barriers, and tickets to the Oscars and after-parties, such as the swanky Vanity Fair party or the Weinsteins’ star-studded affair. I ask all migrants, all illegal immigrant criminals and all un-vetted refugees to converge on Hollywood to come to the Oscars and all the after-parties, even those held at the mansions or the Chateau Marmont or anywhere else. After all, we in the Hollywood community want to show all Islamic extremists that we have love in our hearts — and what better way to do that than by inviting them along on our most important night?


Repeal and replace? Repair? Or just let Obamacare die a slow and painful death?

Aetna Inc. Chief Executive Officer Mark Bertolini escalated his criticism of the Affordable Care Act, saying Obamacare’s markets are nearing failure as premiums climb and healthier individuals drop out.

“It is in a death spiral,” Bertolini said in a video interview with the Wall Street Journal that aired Wednesday on the newspaper’s website. He predicted that more insurers will drop out of the market for 2018, following Humana Inc.’s decision to quit Obamacare entirely for next year.


If there is a will. There is a way. Mexican drug cartels get creative on pot smuggling. Feds find one big-ass catapult.

Border Patrol agents got lucky a few days ago when they spotted several people running away from a section of border fence near Douglas, Arizona. After going to investigate, the DHS employees discovered a catapult and two giant blocks of weed. You can guess what the catapult was for.


For every action is there is an equal reaction. Poachers face immediate and lethal sanctions.


Problems with the Oroville Dam were made known years ago.

While information is still be gathered, early reports have stated that three environmental groups warned federal officials way back in 2005 that something like this could happen, and what's perhaps even more concerning is the fact that Oroville is just one of nearly 100,000 dams across the US that are in serious need of repairs.


More California silliness. Let them leave. Maybe Cuba or Venezuela will bail them out.

I hate to get too libertarian, but spending $33.1 million to hire 134 permanent positions to implement new medical marijuana laws seems unnecessary, given the longstanding robust free market in the commodity. Just walk a block on Haight Street in San Francisco to find out how robust. I will grant that the $700,000 for research on better pesticides for marijuana cultivation is a constructive expenditure, useful worldwide. Thanks, California Dude


The ONT Musical Interlude

The story behind 'Good Vibrations'.

Brian Wilson rolled tape on take one of “Good Vibrations” on February 17, 1966. Six months, four studios and $50,000 later, he finally completed his three-minute-and-thirty-nine-second symphony, pieced together from more than 90 hours of tape recorded during literally hundreds of sessions.


February 16, 1969 George Jones and Tammy Wynette married in Ringgold, Georgia, after telling others that their marriage was in August 1968. They quickly earnt the titles such as "The First Couple of Country Music," "Country's Sweethearts," and "The President and First Lady."

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Senator Kid Rock? Michigan GOP mentions possibility of senate run. Take that Stuart Smalley Al Franken.


Do you think you are coming down with something? Have a cough? Never mind cough drops. CHOCOLATE. h/t isophorone


Before email. Before text messages. Love Letters.

Dearest Angel Girl:

...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love you, that's all there is to it.

Your boy,

Orson


No quizzes, no tests. Just a story about Math.

His program, JUMP (Junior Undiscovered Math Prodigies) Math, is being used by 15,000 kids in eight US states (it is aligned with the Common Core), more than 150,000 in Canada, and about 12,000 in Spain. The US Department of Education found it promising enough to give a $2.75 million grant in 2012 to Tracy Solomon and Rosemary Tannock, cognitive scientists at the Hospital for Sick Children and the University of Toronto, to conduct a randomized control trial with 1,100 kids and 40 classrooms. The results, out later this year, hope to confirm previous work the two did in 2010, which showed that students from 18 classrooms using JUMP progressed twice as fast on a number of standardized math tests as those receiving standard instruction in 11 other classrooms.

Spend. Spend. Spend.


Meet Mary "Polly" Phelps. Inventor of the modern day bra.

It wasn’t until 1910 that Polly realized something important was missing from her life. She was busy one day preparing for a debutante ball when she looked in the mirror and realized she loathed the way a corset made her look. It bunched up her bodice and squished her breasts into a single, uncomfortable monobosom. In her memoir, The Passionate Years, she referred to it as “a box-like armour of whalebone and pink cordage.”

Like all great innovators before her, necessity was the mother of Polly’s invention. She grabbed a handkerchief, ribbon, and a needle, and before the party was off the ground, had fashioned herself a new undergarment: the modern bra.


Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick politely tells Roger Goodell and the NFLto eat a bag of dicks. stay out of TX politics.

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick told the National Football League to “get out of politics” and “not tell states what their public policy is” Wednesday after the NFL warned the state about moving forward with a transgender bathroom bill.

Just one week after the NFL held the Super Bowl in Houston, league spokesman Brian McCarthy issued a statement advising the state of Texas to carefully consider whether or not to pass Senate Bill 6, also known as the Texas Privacy Act. The bill, which was proposed in January, allows businesses to choose their own bathroom policies while prohibiting schools from allowing students to use bathrooms or locker rooms whose specified gender does not match their biological sex.

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Meet one cool dog.

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How the ctrl-Left drove me away from American liberalism.h/t DoublySymmetric

A good friend of mine, who also happens to be an outstanding author, once quipped, “If I am forced to choose a side, I choose the side which is not forcing me to choose sides.”

Seldom have I ever encountered phrasing more apt. Because that’s precisely how I feel. I’ve been feeling that way, for years now. It was not a sudden thing. It was a gradual realization. The slow clarity of an underlying sentiment, incrementally surfacing.

A good read.


How to party at the office. Barfing isn't a good idea? Who knew?

Obvious rookie cop mistake. A veteran wouldn't have made this mistake and win the Genius Award.


Promising news on the Autism front is Today's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Wicker.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Safety goggles recommended.


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1 St

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 09:54 PM (89T5c)

2 Evenin' everyone

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (IcT7t)

3 Nobody helped me out today.

*grumbles*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)

4 Who is this Wicker?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (P/kVC)

5 *fap* *fap*

Posted by: Uri Geller at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (W8bn5)

6 C'mon computer, stop screwing up on me.

Howdy ONT!

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (wOnDY)

7 Yes, you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (qJhUV)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 09:57 PM (A7jp6)

9 *Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Wicker.*

How do you know her name?

Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 09:58 PM (VDCWC)

10 Jeremy Shahill, homophobe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 09:58 PM (P/kVC)

11 >>>You still have time to help a grouch out.

Hey, Big Bird. Give me a hand...job.

Posted by: Oscar at February 16, 2017 09:58 PM (W8bn5)

12 LOL Tami!

"Ok, I've stopped laughing....but I'm still an idiot. I got up to get a closer look at the TV. I stood between my laptop and the front of the TV and the blue spot went away. I turn around and burst out laughing.

I bought a cooling pad to put my laptop on because it seemed to be getting very warm. It has blue lights on it......"
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 09:52 PM (Enq6K)

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How many glasses of wine have you had, young lady?

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (CRotO)

13 Too much content! I will simply wish everyone here a good evening and then go back and read the content.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (UpGcq)

14 Yes, you are unique. Just like everyone else.


Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM


I'm not.

Posted by: otho at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (lmIoG)

15 Oh fork me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

16 Today was friggin' Grouch Day - and nobody told me ?

You have got to be shitting me.

And people wonder why I drink.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (fiGNd)

17 Vermonter here, and we've been rocking out to Grace Potter for at least a decade. She started as a Janis/jam band thing in hippie duds and has progressed to her current style and look. She brings it home to VT every September with Grand Point North.

Posted by: Captain Ned at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (WI6nT)

18 That's some wicker right there

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (a/6mU)

19 It's no white ottoman.

Posted by: The Nude Grouch at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)

20 3 Nobody helped me out today.

*grumbles*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)

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{{{Insomniac}}}

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

21 https://tinyurl.com/gwfj2pa

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Sorry media this press conference played very different with Trumps supporters

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (y3aQB)

22 Dearest Angel Girl:

...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall
tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our
need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come
to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The
pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that
companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an
unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine
your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little
baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love
you, that's all there is to it.

Your boy,

Orson
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*eyeroll*

And then along came wedding cake...and hate.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)

23 15 Oh fork me!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

With some spooning on the side?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (voOPb)

24 Uri Geller's fork

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (Om16U)

25 Literally oodles of content

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

26 Can't say I down with Kid Rock being a Senator. Need to see him mix it up first with others on a political level.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (kBiSH)

27 You still have time to help a grouch out.

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What can we do for you, MisHum?

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (sBOL1)

28 Wicker ... and feet! Feet are like bacon, they make everything better.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (W8bn5)

29 Miley,

"Fork Me, I'm a Dais!"

Is that what you mean?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (a/6mU)

30

And is vigorously defending this lawful order. I will not back down
from defending our country. I got elected on defense of our country. I
keep my campaign promises, and our citizens will be very happy when they
see the results. They already are; I can tell you that. Extreme vetting
will be put in place, and it already is in place in many places. In
fact, we had to go quicker than we thought because of the bad decision
we received from a circuit that has been overturned at a record number.
I've heard 80%. I find that hard to believe. That's just a number I've
heard, that they're overturned 80% of the time.


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So much awesome.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)

31 How many glasses of wine have you had, young lady?

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (CRotO)

Just one...in large ice tea glass. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Enq6K)

32 Oh my gawd, content, content EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (WrMht)

33 Trying to sell wicker, but all you can see is the blond.

Detroit used to sell muscle cars like that, buy the car, get the girl. Didn't work for me.

Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (WvEqp)

34 >>>What can we do for you, MisHum?


Now I'm a grouch? Tuesday you accused me of being a softy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)

35 an't say I down with Kid Rock being a Senator. Need to see him mix it up first with others on a political level.

He'll be voted in by all his heroes at the methadone clinic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)

36 Thank you, MisHum.

It's quality content like this that keeps this place the bleeding edge of the new media paradigm.

Or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (lutOX)

37 If there is a will. There is a way. Mexican drug cartels get creative on pot smuggling. Feds find one big-ass catapult.

--

I hope ICE turns the catapult the other way and uses it on drug dealing illegals here.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Om16U)

38 That Orson fella makes me want to hurl... Not bitter at all but just sayin... What a Nancy

Posted by: Molly k. at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (9H4KE)

39 Now I'm a grouch? Tuesday you accused me of being a softy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
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Just keeping you on your toes, that's all.



Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)

40 Wicker ... and feet! Feet are like bacon, they make everything better.


Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM


No, they don't.

Posted by: rob liefeld at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (lmIoG)

41 Pretty sure the local talk guy reads AoS. He did a segment on the slobbering softball questions the MSM presented obamam ("In a fatherless world, how did you learn how to love?"), just after that thread was posted here.

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (7qAYi)

42 A journalist who was booked as a panelist on this week's Real Time with Bill Maher has canceled his appearance after learning that Breitbart News' Milo Yiannopoulos also will be on the show. Jeremy Scahill, who founded the self-proclaimed "adversarial journalism" site The Intercept, announced his exit on social media this afternoon.

Heh. Who's the fag now?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj)

43 31: tami, i see no problem.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (KP5rU)

44 "To live under the American Constitution is the greatest political white privilege that was ever accorded to the human race. - Calvin Coolidge"

FIFY, HONKY.

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (W8bn5)

45 The letterspacing on that demotivational poster annoys me.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (LMcFk)

46 26 Can't say I down with Kid Rock being a Senator. Need to see him mix it up first with others on a political level.

I'm not real keen on McCain, Graham, or Rubio either. But what the hell.

Friends ... you have nothing to fear from a Kid Rock senatorship.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (fiGNd)

47 Chocolate is the cure for EVERYTHING.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (sBOL1)

48 20 3 Nobody helped me out today.

*grumbles*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)

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{{{Insomniac}}}
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

Aw. *hugs back*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)

49 . Adversarial journalist whimps out because of Milo. Quite the tough guy, NOT.
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These little high school bitchez would NEVER say anything to anyone's face.

Hiding behind the byline. Cowards all.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (KgpWR)

50 Wicker?

I hardly *knew* her!

Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)

51 It's amazing to me that Trump stated that the "press conference" was for him to speak to the American people but he would take questions.

The media believes it is all about them. They don't have a fucking clue, can't adapt, can't think on their own, and act like children because they don't get their narrative. All they have to do is their jobs, which is foreign to them. It's surreal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (kBiSH)

52 I hope ICE turns the catapult the other way and uses it on drug dealing illegals here.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Om16U)

I hope they use the catapult to launch illegals back over the boarder.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (qIhPN)

53 Wicker? I don't even know her, but, well, alright.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (XoldI)

54 With some spooning on the side?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (voOPb)

Spooning has to be on the side - it doesn't work otherwise!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)

55 OK I went and read content.. I could do wicker if it was in my garage with pillows, space heater and small frig full of beer right next to me.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (9H4KE)

56 Her Majesty has an Immigration interview tomorrow afternoon (yes, she went to work today). Hope it goes all right. Be a pain if they ship her back to New Zealand.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (J8/9G)

57 He'll be voted in by all his heroes at the methadone clinic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM
******
And all his homeys in the county in cell block 6

Posted by: L, Elle at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (RUbKA)

58 MISTAKES

maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR)

59 22 Dearest Angel Girl:

...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall
tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our
need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come
to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The
pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that
companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an
unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine
your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little
baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love
you, that's all there is to it.

Your boy,

Orson
===
*eyeroll*

And then along came wedding cake...and hate.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)

And then the divorce... and alimony... and lawyer bills...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (qf6WZ)

60 Had a nice FB "discussion" about Kid Rock, even mentioning Al Franken. Of course, the trolls got involved.

Commenter: commenting about politics isn't your thing. Your ignorance just got wrecked. Heard the Fischer Price page is looking for uneducated trolls.
Like · Reply · 7 hrs · Edited

Bill R.: That's Fisher Price.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (jKUeC)

61 Really enjoyed Trump's Press conference today. It was a hoot!

Be well all, hope Vic is rocking it after his surgery. Prayers up from here for Vic.

Posted by: Farmer at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (o/90i)

62 Miley,

"Fork Me, I'm a Dais!"

Is that what you mean?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (a/6mU)

Prongs make me hot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc)

63 The media believes it is all about them. They don't have a fucking clue, can't adapt, can't think on their own, and act like children because they don't get their narrative. All they have to do is their jobs, which is foreign to them. It's surreal.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (kBiSH)

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They have had their way for about 30 years. A generation and a half of spoiled brats is now meeting a new Headmaster.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (bUjWk)

64 Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)

Well I appreciate the workout

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (voOPb)

65 Scogg ... you're a good dude. Don't let the bastards get ya' down. Keep that big ass chin up, ol' boy.

{{{Scogg}}}

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (fiGNd)

66 Wouldn't it be special the saboteurs of the Trump presidency paid attention to this quote?

It would be antithetical to human nature, unforts. We are, in every sense, surrounded by humans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (4YGWz)

67 Wow, Orson started with hot babes and Citizen Kane and ended up selling wine and making movies no one wanted to see. Sad.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (WrMht)

68 58 If you can't be a Good Example, at least be a Horrible Warning.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (Z56vq)

69 And many thanks for another wonderful ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

70 One of my favorite scenes in the original Police Squad series begins with Leslie Nielsen's voice over: "It turned out to be one of those all night wicker places..."

As he interviews the guy on the sidewalk, people keep walking by with their increasingly garish wicker purchases. I remember a giant wicker frog.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (iMxBJ)

71 43
31: tami, i see no problem.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (KP5rU)

Me neither! Thank you chavez.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (Enq6K)

72 Erev tov, lekholam!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (kP16F)

73 4 Who is this Wicker?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (P/kVC)


A gal who just went on a date with John Wick

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (Om16U)

74 maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others...

"Fools learn from their mistakes. The wise learn from the mistakes of others." - Otto von Bismarck

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (J8/9G)

75 8 djr

Any news in the car crash front?

Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

76 That ginger has a few souls stashed away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (A1ltW)

77 Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)

78 Wicker? I barewy know her!

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (A1ltW)

79 I would have been here sooner but I got stuck on the wicker...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (/BaWR)

80 Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?

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Air demons.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (KgpWR)

81 If Man is not destined to wear underwear, why did God invent wicker?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (kP16F)

82 I'd definitely hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

83 56 Her Majesty has an Immigration interview tomorrow afternoon (yes, she went to work today). Hope it goes all right. Be a pain if they ship her back to New Zealand.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (J8/9G)

As long as she can handle conversational english she will do all right, but they probably have someone who speaks kiwi to make it easy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (P/kVC)

84 And all his homeys in the county in cell block 6

I thought they only for Dems?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)

85 74 maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others...

"Fools learn from their mistakes. The wise learn from the mistakes of others." - Otto von Bismarck
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (J8/9G)

Good quote... but I'd amend it...

Fools, never learn... the intelligent learn from their own mistakes... the Wise learn from the mistakes of others...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (qf6WZ)

86 77 Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)
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Content-heavy thread, lotsa 'rons and 'ettes all on the server at the same time, and your neighbor is stealing wifi to stream Danish midget porn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lutOX)

87 Wicker? I barewy know her!

Posted by: Grump928(C)
===



Somewhere. Some guy.

Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)

88 Willowed on the last thread, the woman who complained to police last year because she was "threatened" for wearing a hijab at University of Michigan. Turns out to be a fake hate crime.

http://tinyurl.com/zs9gpk3

Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (jKUeC)

89 If you can't be a Good Example, at least be a Horrible Warning.

Here!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IcT7t)

90 Important fact: The instrument in Good Vibrations that many think is a Theremin is, in fact, a Tannerin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (DMUuz)

91 I hate fucking midgets.

Posted by: davidt's Neighbor at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (XoldI)

92 Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?


Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)

My guess is its packed with content

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aMlLZ)

93
The Oroville Dam was "known to authorities" much the same as the Boston Marathon bombers or Orlando shooter was.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (EZebt)

94 Somewhere. Some guy.

Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.




Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)

And other eternal truths about hot babes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (tHwdc)

95 But mainly the Danish midget pron...

I think Foamy has lost it with this video
https://youtu.be/Ig-beK5YgjM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (a/6mU)

96 Wicker, Man.




Now she would have made the movie so much better.

Posted by: Nic Cage at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (Xpeyq)

97
I hate fucking midgets.


Grow a bigger dick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)

98 Watching the press conference today, I was swept into the fantasy that we are living through a movie, specifically It's a Wonderful Life. We're in the part where the guardian angel is showing the reporter he is trying to convince to do his job, what will happen if he doesn't.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)

99 91 I hate fucking midgets.
Posted by: davidt's Neighbor at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (XoldI)


Then just stop at foreplay, dude.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (fiGNd)

100 Then stop Bjorking the midgets...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (a/6mU)

101 The Oroville Dam was "known to authorities" much the same as the Boston Marathon bombers or Orlando shooter was.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (EZebt)

Rain hits northern Calif. tonight... but will really hit Sunday....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (qf6WZ)

102 Turns out to be a fake hate crime.

No! Impossible!

(*swoons*)

(*falls into a dead faint*)

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (J8/9G)

103
Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?


Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)

My guess is its packed with content

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aMlLZ)





Content-heavy thread, lotsa 'rons and 'ettes all on the server at the same time, and your neighbor is stealing wifi to stream Danish midget porn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lutOX)


Yeah, what he said. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (aMlLZ)

104 *Somewhere. Some guy.

Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)*

I'll take my chances with that one.

Posted by: every other guy in the world at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (VDCWC)

105 97
I hate fucking midgets.

Grow a bigger dick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)

Like that will make it easier.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (P/kVC)

106 A content extravaganza!

Posted by: Afroman at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (NCDn0)

107 --been rocking out to Grace Potter for at least a decade.--

Literally saw Grace and the Nocturnals open for Gov't Mule at the Tabernacle in Atlanta in 2006. Went the next day and bought 2 of their CDs. Does a great cover of "White Rabbit". https://youtu.be/1Vy1OoBAL-E

Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (A7jp6)

108 LOVE














Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and
luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love
off with a stick.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (KgpWR)

109 Content-heavy thread, lotsa 'rons and 'ettes all on the server at the same time, and your neighbor is stealing wifi to stream Danish midget porn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM


The intellectual weight of the comments is significantly higher, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

110 94 Is this going to be one of those Romantic threads?

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (Z56vq)

111 They are so disrespectful to the President and disrespectful in general for somebody taking their questions.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (kBiSH)

112 I'll take my chances with that one.

Do yourself a favor - hit on her cute shorter friend instead.

Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)

113 What a day! That press conference was thrilling.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (CLKfs)

114 so, you're saying kid rock would be worse tham miss lindsey, mitch the bitch, mclame, and upchuck crying schemer? whatever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

115 **begins filibuster**

I been sitting here just wastin' time.
Drinking. Smoking. Thinking
Trying to free my mind.

Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Xpeyq)

116 Fools, never learn... the intelligent learn from their own mistakes... the Wise learn from the mistakes of others...
Posted by: Don Q.


Fools insist on power.

The intelligent insist on data.

The wise wonder where the data and power went.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (4YGWz)

117 *cues up some music*
https://youtu.be/Q7OpJAzQJyo

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (a/6mU)

118 I would vote twice for Senator Rock.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (KgpWR)

119 Why would Kid Rock want to take the pay cut?

Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)

120 Do yourself a favor - hit on her cute shorter friend instead.

Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)

=====

Yep. Cute, maybe a little bit chubby, laughs easily. Winner.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (bUjWk)

121 108
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and
luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love
off with a stick.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (KgpWR)

So much truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj)

122 the last line was the only line needed in the love letter.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2017 10:20 PM (itHFV)

123 Mork calling Orson

Posted by: Mork at February 16, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)

124 Why would Kid Rock want to take the pay cut?
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)

======

No idea.

Posted by: Al Franken at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (bUjWk)

125 Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM

{ { { golf clap } } }

Posted by: Afroman at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (NCDn0)

126 *I'll take my chances with that one.

Do yourself a favor - hit on her cute shorter friend instead.

Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)*

The sofa is off limits, dude.

Posted by: couch f¤cker at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (VDCWC)

127 Fools, never learn... the intelligent learn from their own mistakes... the Wise learn from the mistakes of others...

Posted by: Don Q.

===

Your welcome , Wise people.

Your fucking welcome.

XXOO

us others

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (KgpWR)

128 That Trump presser was like a cat batting around a mouse before eating it alive.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:22 PM (XoldI)

129 Sock shed.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (bUjWk)

130 almost time to pass out...almost...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR)

131 Just one week after the NFL held the Super Bowl in Houston, league spokesman Brian McCarthy issued a statement advising the state of Texas to carefully consider whether or not to pass Senate Bill 6, also known as the Texas Privacy Act.

Who the FUCK are these rancid ass-poles?

They're the kings of a fucking kid's game, a sport, a meaningless nothing of a waste of time. Where have they become filled by the notion that they can diktat the structures of society?

Let them take their useless baby game and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

132 "Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick politely tells Roger Goodell and the NFL to eat a bag of dicks."

*wipes away a tear*

God Bless Texas.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)

133 She's daydreaming. A fantasy forms in her mind. A man. With an an advanced Engineering degree. And glasses. With whom she can have long intimate chats. About impedence bridging.

Slowly her hand moves down to her (cont. p. 94)

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)

134 128; yup. exactly. only it was a golden cat. yuge.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

135 but,... NOT THE BEES!

Posted by: Nick Cage at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Ag8Mw)

136 Hey 'Som

Would you move to Atlanta 'burbs?


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KgpWR)

137 Apropos the comments about Crimea:

https://youtu.be/0Abof-2qMEk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:25 PM (b1ifU)

138 Could one say we have a "content-rich environment" tonight?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:25 PM (kP16F)

139 Would you move to Atlanta 'burbs?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KgpWR)

=======

I've never asked you what burb you're in. I'm in Acworth.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:26 PM (bUjWk)

140 * She's daydreaming. A fantasy forms in her mind. A man. With an an advanced Engineering degree. And glasses. With whom she can have long intimate chats. About impedence bridging.

Slowly her hand moves down to her (cont. p. 94)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)*

Well, someone is daydreaming.

Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (VDCWC)

141 Slowly her hand moves down to her (cont. p. 94)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)

iPhone, where she pulls up her Tindr app and right swipes that handsome rich guy she'd been stalking on Facebook.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

142 So thinking about automation and outsourcing - would America be better off if we made a computer program to generate fake news, or if we outsourced it to India instead?

Based on my limited review of Indian action movies, I'm tending to go with the latter.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (aZq03)

143 There has been an epidemic of sock fails this week, some of them unintentionally strange and hilarious.

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (QCc6B)

144 Wow, lotta words in that control-left article.


Not many pictures in the article by the bra inventor, but the words made up for it.


Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (WvEqp)

145 It might be National Grouch Day, but in Galveston, they just call it just another Jimsday.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (v5iqM)

146 It is hard to sound like Nancy Sinatra, and make it sound good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4N5YTD32Gk

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (XMCn6)

147 Meet Mary "Polly" Phelps. Inventor of the modern day bra.

GOD HATES SAGS.

Posted by: Mary "Polly" Phelps at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (W8bn5)

148 118 I would vote twice for Senator Rock.

I would defer my time to the Honorable Senator from Michigan With the Old Drop Top and a Spot to Pimp as well ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (fiGNd)

149 ONT: large and luscious as per usual. Great job, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (nQ10o)

150 Jeez.

I swasn't gonna hang myself tonight.

...and then I read that Love letter.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (oXKWd)

151 National Grouch Day
===
heh

two day's after "Valentine's" *spit*

I totally get this.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (KgpWR)

152 138.

Si, El Guapo, you have a plethora.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (b1ifU)

153 89 If you can't be a Good Example, at least be a Horrible Warning.
Here!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM

What did you do now ?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (hscyr)

154 96 Wicker, Man.




Now she would have made the movie so much better.
Posted by: Nic Cage at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (Xpeyq)
***
She's no Britt Eckland (sp?).

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (lutOX)

155 "The arresting officer who made the mistake has since resigned from her position to become a stay-at-home mom. Hopefully, Dan will one day be able to enjoy Krispy Kreme in his car again."

---

I LOL'd.

Gotta feel sorry for the kids, though.

'Mom, chill the hell out. It's a donut."

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (CRotO)

156 Awesome work, MH.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)

157 >>Would you move to Atlanta 'burbs?


A few years ago, maybe...

but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (oXKWd)

158 Re; the making of Good Vibrations;

One reason not stated in the paragraph why it took six months to complete the recording of Good Vibrations was that Brian was still working on Pet Sounds in the first three months of 1966.

But yeh, Brian was a perfectionist who required countless takes until he felt it was "right"


Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (Ya7zs)

159 Important fact: The instrument in Good Vibrations that many think is a Theremin is, in fact, a Tannerin.

Actually, it's a metal detector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYuBriNT7U

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (qJhUV)

160 Most cromulent forking ONT , MH.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (KgpWR)

161 that's a shit load of content

!!

Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (VBsKP)

162 I just saw a list of places in Austin that were closed to celebrate immigrants. Aside from a McDonald's way out in beecaves, I didn't recognize a single place. Looks like a fail to me. Rudy's in Killeen was open and busy. I'm still full from lunch.

Posted by: Drc at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (sWzpv)

163 Austin PD kept sending messages through NextDoor about where the "immigration march" was headed since it was causing traffic delays. **eyeroll** who fucking cares. The people who lost out the most were the immigrants, not many getting paid time off....unless you work for AustinISD or the city of Austin. Fuck all of them!!!

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (JNDQi)

164 trump
trump
trump


deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (VBsKP)

165 **begins filibuster**

I been sitting here just wastin' time.
Drinking. Smoking. Thinking
Trying to free my mind.


Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Xpeyq)

Delightful, just delightful!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)

166 What a great day.

Texas tells the NFL to eat a bag of dicks.

Trump tells CNN (and the BBC) to eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (Rx8Bs)

167 "Guapo"??? Moi?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (kP16F)

168 Evening all.

MH, the I.P. below still gets the banhammer. Can you fix it or is that a job for axe?

12.171.176.202

If you can assist, thanks much!

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble and occasionally hotheaded poster at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (5P8ho)

169 RE: The LiveLeak video of the dog riding a scooter.

You think *our* comment section gets rowdy sometimes? We don't come close to them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)

170 Who the FUCK are these rancid ass-poles?

They're the kings of a fucking kid's game, a sport, a meaningless nothing of a waste of time. Where have they become filled by the notion that they can diktat the structures of society?

Let them take their useless baby game and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Yeah, who the hell do they think they are?

Posted by: Jon Hamm at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

171 Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (VBsKP)

I've been meaning to tell you - this would be better with four each.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)

172 What did you do now ?!

Just livin' my life. It's usually enough.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (IcT7t)

173 Eleanor Clift must be sad. Her housekeeper went on strike today.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Rx8Bs)

174 Why would Kid Rock want to take the pay cut?
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)



His house has a wine cellar.


It's filled with Jack Daniels.


He's good to go.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (GUBah)

175 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832291727260135425

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832291860798377984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292006726598656

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292161735507969

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292364781760512

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Ya7zs)

176


but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.

===

Hillary's +10 in John Lewis' district.

Gonna be short night.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (KgpWR)

177 Heh, the immigrant protests gotta compete with the Trump presser for air time.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)

178 167.

Sigh.....education has failed another one.

The Three Amigos - it's from a classic bit of dialogue between two Mexican bandits.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:36 PM (b1ifU)

179 You get what you put in
And people get what they deserve

Still I ain't seen mine ...

... the Honorable Senator from Michigan

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (fiGNd)

180 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292512496775169

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292647997960197

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292771809603584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292920933941250

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832293052869926912

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (Ya7zs)

181 >>>I would vote twice for Senator Rock.



I would defer my time to the Honorable Senator from Michigan With the Old Drop Top and a Spot to Pimp as well ...<<<




Oh, look. I found Heidi Fleiss. She's going to be my spokesperson.

Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (Xpeyq)

182 If Al "Clown Boy" Franken can be a Senator, anyone can be a Senator.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)

183 I used to write stuff for my wife like Orson did... well, maybe less dramatic. Now I mostly make stuff. Working on a ring box made of 3/16" steel for Valentines (late, but she's used to that). Of course there'll be a ring in it, but the box is the real gift.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (LMcFk)

184 The Three Amigos - it's from a classic bit of dialogue between two Mexican bandits.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
====

"Sew, old one. Sew like the wind!"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (KgpWR)

185 Well, another hour and fifteen minutes and we'll have survived a Day Without Immigrants. Good luck to us all.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)

186 172 What did you do now ?!
Just livin' my life. It's usually enough.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM

Mmm hmmm. So who's the instigator, you or the emotional 2 1/2 year old?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)

187 56 Her Majesty has an Immigration interview tomorrow afternoon (yes, she went to work today). Hope it goes all right. Be a pain if they ship her back to New Zealand.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner

So, does that mean you get NZ citizenship? Because getting into Middle Earth is very difficult.

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (zZb/S)

188 There's always Thomas.

"Nah, I didn't stick around for anything the Rabbi actually did, just jotted down some of his sayings... well, maybe I just plagiarised what I found in Matthew and Luke, asked around a bit, and then made some sh!t up.

"It was good enough for the Jesus Seminar..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

189 It might be National Grouch Day, but in Galveston, they just call it just another Jimsday.


Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (v5iqM)

Happy Jimsday, Jim in Galveston! Did they name it after you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (tHwdc)

190 >>>If Al "Clown Boy" Franken can be a Senator, anyone can be a Senator.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)<<<

Well, not anyone.

Posted by: Ashley "Puffy Face" Judd at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (Xpeyq)

191 but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (oXKWd)

=========

Yeah. My county, Cobb, went for Scankles. Just confirms the decision to retire to West Texas.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (bUjWk)

192 Imma gonna see your "plethora" and raise you a surfeit...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (kP16F)

193 We are three weeks and one presser into PDT, and the MFM in print and on the wide screen and the not so wide screen, plus the concert stages, the mobs at airports, the schools from K to 12 to postgrad, the courts, the cops, the restaurant owners, shit, who have I left out, are all in full-tilt-boogie TrumpFascistLiarHitlerMeanieMisogynist.

24/7

I have noticed it only because Ms Kinetic, bless her soul, turns on the tv and wants to watch either GMA or Today in the morning, and her need for news includes having it on for both the local and national feeds evenings. We've no cable and so no CNN or FNC. The antenna brings us only NBC and ABC.

Whether it is Lauer or Stephanopolous in the a.m., or David Muir or Lester Holt evenings, plus whatever local twit affiliates the local feeds have behind their desks, it is all TrumpHitlerFascistLiarDisarrayTurmoil all the time. I have noted it every day since the inauguration.

It will likely never stop, no matter what. The drumbeat will get louder, the demonstrations more frequent, the sit-ins, stand-ins and lie-ins, more marches on the Capitol, more buycotts, Twitter shut-downs, more chaos.

We've not been down a road like this before. Where are we going?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (U6f54)

194 Despair.com


One of my favorite sites for inspirational posters and art work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (J+eG2)

195 Mmm hmmm. So who's the instigator, you or the emotional 2 1/2 year old?

Me, of course. He's not old enough to hold a soldering iron, much less drink.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (IcT7t)

196 Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble and occasionally hotheaded poster at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (5P8ho)

We'll see if we can get it straightened out tomorrow for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)

197 184

'Meester, can I have your watch when you are dead?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (b1ifU)

198 Mmm hmmm. So who's the instigator, you or the emotional 2 1/2 year old?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)

He has an ex-wife?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

199 A nation of 350,000,000 is supposed to miss 11,000,000 illegals (yeah that number is BS)?

3% of the population, even if they ALL make themselves scarce?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2017 10:42 PM (oVJmc)

200 I've been meaning to tell you - this would be better with four each
...............

think so?

3's have a certain rhythm though

let me ponder this

Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (VBsKP)

201 192. And what's wrong with a 'glut'?

That's a good, woody word. Surfeit is a nasty, tinny word.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (b1ifU)

202 194 Despair.com

One of my favorite sites for inspirational posters and art work.


Wife buys me the calendar for Christmas every year. I hang them at work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (fiGNd)

203 185 Well, another hour and fifteen minutes and we'll have survived a Day Without Immigrants. Good luck to us all.


It was pleasant hearing English spoken all day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (voOPb)

204 It sure seemed like all the yard guys, house cleaners, and construction guys were still working today in my neighborhood.

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (JNDQi)

205 195 Me, of course. He's not old enough to hold a soldering iron, much less drink.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM

You haven't got him a baby sized pewter beer mug? What kind of uncle are you?!!!! Jeez, that's one of my earliest memories, drinking beer out of that little mug "no no, you just sip it!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)

206 He has an ex-wife?

No, a 2 1/2 year old little dude who happens to be emotional. Visits regularly, we have a good time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (IcT7t)

207 A chair is fair but Wicker is quicker!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)

208 you or the emotional 2 1/2 year old?
===

You too , huh?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (KgpWR)

209 3's have a certain rhythm though



let me ponder this

Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (VBsKP)

I've been reading it as four this entire time.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump...Deport, deport, deport, deport.
I figure it's a message from the other side...
OF THE BORDER! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

210 185 Well, another hour and fifteen minutes and we'll have survived a Day Without Immigrants. Good luck to us all.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)

It was a Day without Immigrants? I truly did not notice.


I guess I should denounce myself, but...nah.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (gfRCk)

211 If you liked The Beach Boys, the movie "Love and Mercy" is worth a watch. I would also recommend "The Wrecking Crew", a documentary about studio recording in LA in the same time frame.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (WrMht)

212 I do not think the NFL wants to piss off Texans...

Just saying.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (CRotO)

213 181: be willing to bet heidi fleiss is smarter than susan collins.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

214 185 Well, another hour and fifteen minutes and we'll have survived a Day Without Immigrants. Good luck to us all.

They did that here, like 20 years ago. John Q. Public was so happy about the lack of traffic & congestion, that they didn't do it again. Until now. Hopefully same effect.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (hscyr)

215 One more. One more should knock my ass out.

Keep me laughing , team.

I want to pass out grinnin.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KgpWR)

216 207 A chair is fair but Wicker is quicker!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)

---

You 'rons never disappoint.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (CRotO)

217 You haven't got him a baby sized pewter beer mug? What kind of uncle
are you?!!!! Jeez, that's one of my earliest memories, drinking beer
out of that little mug "no no, you just sip it!"


He stills throws cups, so I gotta find him a plastic one first.

BTW, I'm more like "Grandpa" than "Uncle" for the little guy. No genetic relationship, just complicated social ones.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)

218 We've not been down a road like this before. Where are we going?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (U6f54)

===

I think the closest parallel is Chile. That is a story that ended well IMHO. our story of course has yet to be written. I've heard often here that this is a stupid time to be alive. I think the times are interesting. Which is why our house is now armed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (EZebt)

219 The Day Without Immigrants was horrible.

Let's hope they don't follow up with a "Day Without Muslims."

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (iMxBJ)

220 "but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.

Posted by: garrett"

He did win Georgia. Just not Atlanta and a few other areas.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

221 Wicker sex will give one of you waffle butt, just sayin'.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (WrMht)

222 199 A nation of 350,000,000 is supposed to miss 11,000,000 illegals (yeah that number is BS)?

3% of the population, even if they ALL make themselves scarce?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

So hourly employees missing a day's pay. That'll show us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

223 And what's wrong with a 'glut'?

======

That's a good, woody word.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM


Just a coincidence it rhymes with slut?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (DMUuz)

224 213 181: be willing to bet heidi fleiss is smarter than susan collins.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

My guess is that a Collie is smarter than Susan Collins and prettier

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)

225 212: the nfl needs texas more than texas needs the nfl.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)

227 Wicker sex will give one of you waffle butt, just sayin'.

===

I think that everyone here is pretty safe.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KgpWR)

228 Ima gonna watch that awesome press conference again. (A sentence I never thought I'd say.). I'd watch it even if it were on pay-per-view.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (CLKfs)

229 Man, there are a lot of bits in those youtube videos. One leads to another, and another, and another, and suddenly, you are over budget.

Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (WvEqp)

230 How 'bout an Imperial Fuckton? Woody, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F)

231 224: mh, you win.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

232 213 181: be willing to bet heidi fleiss is smarter than susan collins.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (

And she's actually worked for a living, unlike Collins who's been feeding on the public teat for years.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)

233 A glut of sluts.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)

234 >>>be willing to bet heidi fleiss is smarter than susan collins.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)<<<

Obviously. Heidi ran a successful business.

Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:50 PM (Xpeyq)

235 He did win Georgia. Just not Atlanta and a few other areas.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

======

Yep. This state is mostly Red. Like others, a few areas only suck.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:50 PM (bUjWk)

236 201 192. And what's wrong with a 'glut'?

That's a good, woody word. Surfeit is a nasty, tinny word.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (b1ifU)


Gorn. So of course I had to look up the original Python sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)

237 223: long as it's not a gunt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

238 223.

Another cromulent exemplar of the principle. Some of our best words are the Anglo-Saxon/Germanic ones; there's too much ersatz Latin/French in too much of our writing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (b1ifU)

239 Wicker sex will give one of you waffle butt, just sayin'.

-------

Wicker was not intended to be sexed upon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)

240 http://mickeygomez.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/corduroypillows.jpg

Sfw, it still cracks me up.

Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (VDCWC)

241 Aren't they supposed to have a "day without women" or something like that planned?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

242 March 8 is the day without women.


I intend to be glaringly present. Take that as you will.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)

243 236. Yes, a classic.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (b1ifU)

244 173 Eleanor Clift must be sad. Her housekeeper went on strike today.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Rx8Bs)


Eleanor Clift is still alive?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (nQ10o)

245 that presser today reminded me of the first time i saw and heard a street hemi. all i could think was holy fuck, that's awsome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

246 This gorgeous old broad will be at work on March 8th.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (Z56vq)

247 >>Aren't they supposed to have a "day without women" or something like that planned?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

OMG. Who will make the sandwiches?

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (/Nite)

248 Obvious rookie cop mistake. A veteran wouldn't have made this mistake and win the Genius Award.

++++

That's not true, actually. The officer wasn't a rookie. Had been on the force for 8 years. Also, she wasn't alone. There were multiple officers on the scene. And, they ran two drug field tests which both came back positive.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-cop-
mistook-doughnut-glaze-for-meth-20160727-story.html

There was another story not so long ago about cops arresting someone because cops ran a drug field test on some material they found in someone's trash. Came back positive for marijuana. It was tea leaves.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/
01/11/why-the-wet-tea-leaves-drug-raid-was-outrageous/

I say the problem is not with the individual officers. It is with these questionable drug field tests being used as probable cause, as well as the police departments that are training their officers to use them. These unreliable test kits should be banned.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)

249 *I intend to be glaringly present. Take that as you will.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)*

Miley, you know the rule: pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (VDCWC)

250 "228 Ima gonna watch that awesome press conference again. (A sentence I never thought I'd say.). I'd watch it even if it were on pay-per-view."

Steve Wynn, are you listening? "President Trump's Greatest Press Hits", Blu-ray box set free with every $50 donation to the Trump 2020 campaign fund. It works for that gawdawful PBS, it'll work for us.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (WrMht)

251 45
The letterspacing on that demotivational poster annoys me. Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (LMcFk)

Normally, I don't say things like that, because autism gets boring that way. But, like, no shit. Annoys the heck out of me.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (jct82)

252 Eleanor Clift is still alive?

Hillary keeps her around in case she needs parts.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (qJhUV)

253 245. Yep. Golden Scalp Weasel sliced like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (b1ifU)

254 long as it's not a gunt.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM


Yep. Not a gunt to do the Danish runt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)

255 252 Hillary keeps her around in case she needs parts.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (qJhUV)


She does. Trust me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)

256
Eleanor Clift is still alive?

Hillary keeps her around in case she needs parts.


Parts:The Clonus Horror

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

257 I say the problem is not with the individual officers. It is with these questionable drug field tests being used as probable cause, as well as the police departments that are training their officers to use them. These unreliable test kits should be banned.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)

Then how are they going to keep their arrest numbers up? And make seizures of cars, houses and cash? How are they going to win the drug war?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

258 >>>Aren't they supposed to have a "day without women" or something like that planned?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)<<<

All those sammiches lost, like tears in the rain.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (Xpeyq)

259 We've not been down a road like this before. Where are we going?
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Divorce, I'd suggest a numbered trust to shelter your assets and a firearms trust with an external trustee. Talk to your boss about taking some pay in cash now.

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (zZb/S)

260 March 8 is the day without women.
==

Implies that one experiences days with women.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (KgpWR)

261 "Day without immigrants", in addition to further obfuscating the distinction between legal and illegal immigrants (by design), is also a pointless, wasteful (naturally) stunt that won't do anything to sway anyone's opinion. For those of us who are anti-illegal immigration, it just demonstrates that illegal immigrants are prone to pulling stupid, annoying stunts.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (LMcFk)

262 I had no idea that Charlie Daniels writes an opinion column.

https://tinyurl.com/jzexe3j

Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GUBah)

263 Well a day without women in Austin means the schools will be shut down.......oh well.......

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (JNDQi)

264 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)

Veteran officer knows donuts and donut glaze
Rookie officer not so much

My bad for not communicating joke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)

265 Miley, you know the rule: pics, or it didn't happen.





Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (VDCWC)

I know the rules, and I break them with distressing regularity.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)

266 I say the problem is not with the individual
officers. It is with these questionable drug field tests being used as
probable cause, as well as the police departments that are training
their officers to use them. These unreliable test kits should be banned.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)
Don't ban the kits. That way lies a regulatory nightmare. Seriously. Just make kit makers liable for the errors, and police forces liable for the use of kits without proper validation standards.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (jct82)

267 A day without women: bad
A day without shrieking feminist harpies: paradise

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (iMxBJ)

268 "All those sammiches lost, like tears in the rain."

Butter-knife Runner... good one penguin!

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (WrMht)

269 Miley, you know the rule: pics, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM


IIRC, this is her second or third violation of that Sacred Horde Rule in just the last week or so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (DMUuz)

270 I just finished watching Trump's press conference from earlier today. That was great.

Liberals in 1981: Can't we get along with Russia? We all want peace. Reagan is going to start WWIII with his "evil empire" rhetoric.

Liberals in 2017: Trump is trying to get along with Russia??? Impeach him! Treason!!!11!!

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (sdi6R)

271 >>Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton!

If I can be a resource for you contact me. Check the nic.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (/Nite)

272 262
I had no idea that Charlie Daniels writes an opinion column.



https://tinyurl.com/jzexe3j
Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GUBah)


I dunno about Charlie's opinions, but I get a lot of my opinions from his brother Jack.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (jct82)

273 Implies that one experiences days with women.
Posted by: Mortimer


Oh thank gawd.


Seriously though, they are just fueling the slightly weird Iron john howling thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:02 PM (4YGWz)

274 IIRC, this is her second or third violation of that Sacred Horde Rule in just the last week or so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (DMUuz)

Why Duncan, I didn't know you cared!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc)

275 Listening to I Love You I hate You reading the ont, all is right

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (YKht4)

276 >>March 8 is the day without women.


Every Day is a Day without Women.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)

277 Thanks aviator!
A-oh-el....really, I didn't know they were still around.

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (JNDQi)

278 241 Aren't they supposed to have a "day without women" or something like that planned?

Yea, something like that. Will actually turn out to be "Day Without Feminists," which will be... Awesome.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (LMcFk)

279 The kits are designed wrong. You cant build a detector with specs to go very low level, use environmental samples without much processing, and be cheap/fast/simple to use.

They need to raise the detection floor and include an orthogonal technology. What do small diamond ATRs go for these days?

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (zZb/S)

280 >>>March 8 is the day without women.

Every Day is a Day without Women.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)<<<



So... date night.

Posted by: Barry and Reggie at February 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Xpeyq)

281 >>Thanks aviator!

A-oh-el....really, I didn't know they were still around.



Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton!

An e-mail to that will get you an e-mail from from my real e-mail.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:05 PM (/Nite)

282 March 8 is the day without women.

Good thing I'm a lady. I can do what I want.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2017 11:06 PM (gfRCk)

283 276
Every Day is a Day without Women.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)


Yeah, except for my cat Kira.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

284 Day without women?

No woman, no cry.

Or some other reggae tuneage.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:07 PM (v5iqM)

285 bouncy limerick:

there once was a tuna from waco
who imagined that he was a mako
some people remarked
he looked like a shark
but he still ended up in a taco!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:07 PM (WTSFk)

286 ICYMI, PuffHo is calling PDT's presser a "77-minute meltdown"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)

287 (... from yesterday but fixed.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (WTSFk)

288 a-dios

Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (VBsKP)

289 >>ICYMI, PuffHo is calling PDT's presser a "77-minute meltdown"!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

Yeah, for the media.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (/Nite)

290 He stills throws cups, so I gotta find him a plastic one first.

BTW, I'm more like "Grandpa" than "Uncle" for the little guy. No genetic relationship, just complicated social ones.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)

Get one of those thick, unbreakable shot glasses. Fits the kids small hand, holds just enough, and looks cool in photos!

Posted by: hambone at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (7VHd+)

291 286; you take the most flak when you are over the target. wait til the iran deal details come out. oh, the humanity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

292 ICYMI, PuffHo is calling PDT's presser a "77-minute meltdown"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)

=========

HuffPo has been melting down for at least 10 hours and counting...

Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (bUjWk)

293 Get one of those thick, unbreakable shot glasses. Fits the kids small hand, holds just enough, and looks cool in photos!

Now this is a good idea!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (IcT7t)

294 [n.b. it's titled "bouncy limerick" because if you bounce the word "taco" enough it'll sound like "waco".]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (WTSFk)

295 Hey everybody.

I learned about the Federal Elections Commission today, or the FEC. Interesting stuff.

My only question: are the federal workers at the FEC known as FECes?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (u8kLQ)

296 58 MISTAKES

maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR)



My all-time favorite Demotivator.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (nQ10o)

297 Every Day is a Day without Women.

Posted by: garrett

==

except the ette's.

I imagine what they must be like and their lucky husbands and boyfriends.

Life is just one big near miss, really.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)

298 meanwhile, proof emerges from Kazakhstan that men WILL ask for directions:

https://youtu.be/niuMSkX9DRQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (lutOX)

299 The Puffington Host has been on a permanent acid trip since Trump was elected. They may not come down for a long time. It can be fun to watch if you don't tire of all the screaming and crying.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (WrMht)

300 Wicker? I hardly know her!

Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (AjjIl)

301 They have had their way for about 30 years. A generation and a half of spoiled brats is now meeting a new Headmaster.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (bUjWk)



And spanking has returned to school.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 11:13 PM (nQ10o)

302 Aviator,
I sent a test.

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 11:13 PM (JNDQi)

303 DRUNK!

finally..

A little porn and wrp up the evening.

night , cool people with wonderful lives!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (KgpWR)

304 299: yes. the hysteria is delirious and the delirium is hysterical.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (WTSFk)

305 except the ette's.

I imagine what they must be like and their lucky husbands and boyfriends.

Life is just one big near miss, really.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)

Yeah, my ghostly husband and nonexistent boyfriend take turns.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (tHwdc)

306 PuffHo's been having a meltdown for precisely 100 days now!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (kP16F)

307 Pilot at #298 is a Moron - you just KNOW he is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:15 PM (lutOX)

308 #VeryFakeNews

Posted by: This Is CNN at February 16, 2017 11:15 PM (mt8X9)

309 i frequent a hot rod site. they were hawking a new paint. supposed to be the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented. the first commenter said he would paint his car in that paint but, he was afraid one of the kardashians' would try to fuck it. he didn't want to deal with all the snail trails on his new paint.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

310 Thanks MH!

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble and occasionally hotheaded poster at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (5P8ho)

311 PuffHo's been having a meltdown for precisely 100 days now!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


As opposed to which Better GOPe site?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (4YGWz)

312 Thanks, Mis.Hum, for such an ONT with everything, and MORE.

my favorite part so far is Good Vibrations. Brian seems so proud of the song, and it's something to be proud of. that song stops time. it's something new. everytime i hear it.

and about Pres. Trump. what a difference a day makes.

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (8mO0Q)

313
i frequent a hot rod site. they were hawking a new paint. supposed to be
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented. the first commenter
said he would paint his car in that paint but, he was afraid one of the
kardashians' would try to fuck it. he didn't want to deal with all the
snail trails on his new paint.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

Tell me it's a new glossy black header paint from JetHot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)

314 Pretty sure most of the 'ettes are actually dudes.

This is the internet, you know.


Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (oXKWd)

315 >>Aviator,

I sent a test.

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton!

You should have a reply.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (/Nite)

316 Yeah, my ghostly husband and nonexistent boyfriend take turns.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
==

oh dear.

Miss Miley.

The candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright, and yours burned so brightly.

Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)

317 >>i frequent a hot rod site. they were hawking a new paint. supposed to be
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented.


Are they?

Or are some Black and some a Slightly Darker Black?

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2017 11:18 PM (oXKWd)

318 313: miley i don't remember. i'll see if i can find it in the morning and post it up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

319 I've virtually stopped reading most conservative news since the erection... Reading the left-wing sites is like porn for the soul! And I like my soul-porn to be be nasty and noisy...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (kP16F)

320 Yeah, my ghostly husband and nonexistent boyfriend take turns.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (tHwdc)
Types......deletes.........types.......deletes......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (jct82)

321 The candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright, and yours burned so brightly.

Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)

It was a glorious candle, while it lasted. Thank you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

322 Yeah, my ghostly husband and nonexistent boyfriend take turns.

You can always remember what I showed you, and laugh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)

323 317; shit, i don't know. just repeating what i read. i didn't know there were different shades of black.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

324 Who knew that Deadpool was a Valentine's Day movie...

Huh.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (CRotO)

325 Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GUBah)


I ran across one the other day.

This one seems to be the same as posted in the Soap Box section of the CDB site.

The dates are different, and I don't know about other posts.

Posted by: dDan at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (hwYmz)

326 Veteran officer knows donuts and donut glaze
Rookie officer not so much

My bad for not communicating joke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)

++++

Even a veteran can make a rookie mistake. And overanalyzing a joke is always an exercise in futility.

I just was aware of the part that the drug kit played in the story from seeing it linked somewhere else. Story makes the cops look like idiots, but they followed their training. Saw something that might have been drugs, so they ran the test that's supposed to be able to tell the difference between a little rock of meth and a piece of sugar glaze.

I don't know one way or another, but I would be curious to know if that department is still using those drug kits. I bet they are. They might have switched to another brand, but that doesn't mean it would be any better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)

327 Hey qdpsteve you had a message in the last thread.

381 If anyone runs into qdpsteve, he was looking for Sopranos and Mad Men DVD's . I have seen them in the local pawnshop for 4 bucks a season. Tell him to leave me a message in the very tail end of the ONT (4:00am)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2017 09:26 PM (daE7Z)

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 16, 2017 11:22 PM (KzvQU)

328 298 meanwhile, proof emerges from Kazakhstan that men WILL ask for directions:

https://youtu.be/niuMSkX9DRQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (lutOX)


The one that came up right after it is a better video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRb_Qxi1uV0

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

329 At some point there is a story of an artist who searches for the deepest of colors of black.

Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (4YGWz)

330 miley i don't remember. i'll see if i can find it in the morning and post it up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

My dad used to work for JetHot. Glossy black header paint is the Holy Grail. He said it CAN'T.BE.DONE.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

331 Miley.
My greatest ungranted wish is that someone would rememebr me as fondly as you speak of him.

seriously, passing out now.

alcohol makes the heart grow fondle orsome shit...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KgpWR)

332 You can always remember what I showed you, and laugh.




Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)

Yes.
.
I.CAN!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)

333 330; miley, i never saw headers painted any color but white. or chrome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

334 Catwrangler, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (u8kLQ)

335 Cupid would score more hits if he'd just switch to using a crossbow.

Just sayin'.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)

336 328. MUCH better!

spacibo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (lutOX)

337 Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.

They tend to get banned.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)

338 Boners!

Posted by: The Guy Who Says Boners! at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (uSlc8)

339 Cupid would score more hits if he'd just switch to using a crossbow.

Just sayin'.



This is just stupid.

Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Longbow Emporium at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (uSlc8)

340 the deepest, black is called vantablack, a material invented by an english company from carbon nanotubes. the conceptual artist anish kapoor (he did the giant chrome "bean" in chicago) has secured exclusive rights to the material as a paint.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (WTSFk)

341 Miley.
My greatest ungranted wish is that someone would rememebr me as fondly as you speak of him.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KgpWR)


You just never know what God has in store for you. I didn't.

And don't.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)

342 Cupid would score more hits if he'd just switch to using a crossbow.



Just sayin'.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)

Or a Glock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)

343 The candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright, and yours burned so brightly.

Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)

++++

The beginning is an old expression, but once you add the end, it's a Blade Runner quote. Tyrell to Roy Baty.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W)

344 329 At some point there is a story of an artist who searches for the deepest of colors of black.

Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (4YGWz)


I remember seeing this awhile back:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5qebxc

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

345 Gotta love TV news in L.A. EVERY story ends with a referral to a website.

"Big storm coming! Go to bigstorm.com!!"

"Heatwave on its way! Go to bigheat.com!!"

"Trump melts down in press conference! Go to trumpmeltdown.com!!"

"Lena Dunham slips on a banana peel! Go to bananapeelscankill.com!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (u8kLQ)

346 Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.

They tend to get banned.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


What again is the godspell to stop it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (4YGWz)

347 miley, i never saw headers painted any color but white. or chrome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

As I said - Holy Grail. They're hot for glossy black; Daddy said it can't be done.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc)

348 "Even a veteran can make a rookie mistake. And overanalyzing a joke is always an exercise in futility."

---

Aka privates.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:30 PM (CRotO)

349 Musical jolly chimp beat me to it, but I had the link.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

350 So what happens if you shine a flashlight on Vantablack? The material just eats the light and nothing is reflected?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)

351 46,
"Friends ... you have nothing to fear from a Kid Rock senatorship."

Anything to get rid of Stab-U-Now.

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (d3wbb)

352 350 apparently.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:33 PM (WTSFk)

353 347; miley, i never knew that, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

354 "cnacu6o" (science experiment in Cyrillic spelling on a English keyboard...)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (kP16F)

355 350 So what happens if you shine a flashlight on Vantablack? The material just eats the light and nothing is reflected?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)

++++

Wiki says it absorbs 99.965% of light, so that tiny fraction left over would be reflected.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (R+30W)

356 They must have painted the shadow ships on Babylon 5 with that super black paint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

357 What again is the godspell to stop it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (4YGWz)


I was going to post something from Godspell, but then I realized I would have to do drastic things again to remove the memories

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (XMCn6)

358 350 So what happens if you shine a flashlight on Vantablack? The material just eats the light and nothing is reflected?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)


Apparently. Even the image on the webpage looks almost unnaturally black.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

359 "350 So what happens if you shine a flashlight on Vantablack? The material just eats the light and nothing is reflected?"

Yep. They will be putting it inside lenses to kill stray light refraction.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WrMht)

360 they were hawking a new paint. supposed to be
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented.


That's what everybody uses on their picket fences.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (kCDOM)

361 Things I didn't know before I discovered the Horde:

- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch

- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating

- There is a number between 7 and 9

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)

362 miley, i never knew that, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

The high temps kill the gloss.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)

363 354. Close enough. I've seen others, more familiar with the witchcraft of this place, post in cyrillc here.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (lutOX)

364 Pretty sure most of the 'ettes are actually dudes.
This is the internet, you know.
Posted by: garrett


Curses! Got outed yet again!!

Posted by: qdpstephanie at February 16, 2017 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)

365 335 Cupid would score more hits if he'd just switch to using a crossbow.

Just sayin'.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)

---

Ma Deuce FTW.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (CRotO)

366 What again is the godspell to stop it?

If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IcT7t)

367 Glossy Black headers can be readily found, but it's not a paint. It's a more recent development, in the ceramic coating industry.

They're listed in both the Summit and JEGS catalogs.

Also, you can usually find Glossy Black Headers near most any downtown Greyhound Bus station.

But, you don't wanna go there. Literally and figuratively.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)

368 Vantablack is composed of a forest of vertical tubes which are "grown". When light strikes vantablack, instead of bouncing off, it becomes trapped and is continually deflected among the tubes, eventually becoming absorbed and dissipating into heat.

I wonder if you could overwhelm it. If the light is stuck in there bouncing around until it converts to heat, what would it take to give it more light than it could handle, or does it happen so fast that you would never be able to overload it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (R+30W)

369 Things I didn't know before I discovered the Horde:



- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch



- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating



- There is a number between 7 and 9

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)

The mysteries of pudding were revealed to me here. Yes.
Steve, I have a message for you from Ben Had, last thread:
If anyone runs into qdpsteve, he was looking for
Sopranos and Mad Men DVD's . I have seen them in the local pawnshop for 4
bucks a season. Tell him to leave me a message in the very tail end of
the ONT (4:00am)

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2017 09:26 PM (daE7Z)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (tHwdc)

370 361 Things I didn't know before I discovered the Horde:

- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch

- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating

- There is a number between 7 and 9
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)

---

So many things I have learned here...

So.

Many.

Things.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (CRotO)

371 Miley, thanks! Will get back to Ben tonight, like he asked me to.

Funny how you guys are always finding these treasures at thrift shops. Here in L.A. most everything at thrift shops looks like it was previously eaten and vomited back up by a heroin addict.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:39 PM (u8kLQ)

372
Ma Deuce FTW.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (CRotO)



* Cannister.

* Beehive.


W. (status) F'd.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:39 PM (v5iqM)

373 I've seen Hebrew characters, arcane math symbols, Armenian (I think), etc.! I've yet to figure out how it's done.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:40 PM (kP16F)

374 Ma Deuce FTW.

It'd be difficult for Cupid to get people to fall in love when their hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities through an exit wound, never to be seen again.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)

375 >>Curses! Got outed yet again!!
Posted by: qdpstephanie at February 16, 2017 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)


I dropped you an email a coupe nights ago, btw.


Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:41 PM (oXKWd)

376 366 What again is the godspell to stop it?

If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IcT7t)

What do you want to know?

You should know by now that I'm fairly laid back
Stay away from violence
Stay away from race
Stay away from personal attacks on fellow morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (voOPb)

377 garrett, I saw it. Thanks!! Will be ordering more LPs from you probably in early March. I also will send you some money for the Bonnie Raitt and Big Country LPs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)

378 #367 Thanks for that, Jim. He died in 2000, not sure when this ceramic coating thing came to pass.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)

379 Imma gonna guess this "vantablack" is highly reflective in the infra-red...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)

380 What again is the godspell to stop it?

If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Oh, shit, you guys totes missed the Cloak of Calvinball in this here ditch.

*lofts *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (4YGWz)

381 Cool. I will send an updated list before 3/05.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (oXKWd)

382 Speaking of qdpstephanie... I recently learned Lady Gaga has the feminine version of both my first *and* middle name.

She's Stefani Joanne, and I'm Steven John.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)

383 "Cupid would score more hits if he'd just switch to using a crossbow.
"

What Cupid needs is a full auto crossbow like this guy made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKGjRoSofA

Posted by: Willy J. at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (W6Ch1)

384 i don't know if I'm an 'ette yet, but I'm sure not a dude.

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (8mO0Q)

385 373. Near as I can tell, it involves hecatombs of bulls and a lunar eclipse.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:44 PM (Jq3uB)

386 @382, qdpsteve

I'd never fess up to something like that...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (kP16F)

387 Booknlass, you're an ette

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (Aa3G8)

388 Kate Upton and her fabulous tots are on Kimmel now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (89T5c)

389 i don't know if I'm an 'ette yet, but I'm sure not a dude.

You're here, you're contributing to the conversation.

You're an 'ette.

How does it feel to be 29 and gorgeous?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (IcT7t)

390 Zettai, LOL.

I can safely say I had my surnames first. I was born in 1966 and she was born in 1986.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (u8kLQ)

391 Tots=tits. Fucking phone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (89T5c)

392 Posted by: booknlass at February 16,

Well you certainly don't sound hideous

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (voOPb)

393 Wicker was not intended to be sexed upon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)

String net hammocks take some coordination, but are wonderful in the summer beachfront shade.

No sand.

Posted by: hambone at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (7VHd+)

394 Also, anybody see Gwen Stefani last night on Fallon?

She's 47 and trying WAY too hard to still look 25. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (u8kLQ)

395 Miley, there's probably a Wiki on Cerakote, but it started getting popular in the shooting industry in the early '00s.

Don't know it's earlier industrial applications, but I'd not be surprised if it were an outgrowth of aviation turbine coatings. Ceramic turbine blades were a Holy Grail thing there, for a while. Now, the insanely exotic alloys lead in that arena.

*wanders off to wiki to do some digging*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (v5iqM)

396 Brakes changes on the truck, laundry done, and now I'm out dancing. Tomorrow will be the Getty museum, and the importance will hopefully have a date this weekend. If now, there is more swing dancing on Saturday night.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (Aa3G8)

397 "379 Imma gonna guess this "vantablack" is highly reflective in the infra-red..."

I think it was highly transmissive, highly adiabatic. Lemmie search an see if I can find out.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (WrMht)

398 It'd be difficult for Cupid to get people to fall in love when their hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities through an exit wound, never to be seen again.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


smiling, because if you put it that way, my current romantic status sounds like i'm in a violent comic book, or a magical realism story...and that it can be fixed.

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q)

399 Kate Upton's "tots" are too pillowy for my tastes...

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (kP16F)

400 >>Tomorrow will be the Getty museum, and the importance will hopefully have a date this weekend.


I know an art / photo conservator there.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (oXKWd)

401 Oh, and did everyone hear? It's Cher's birthday today. She's turning 93 years old!!

;-D

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (u8kLQ)

402 I am just finally watching the Press Conference now and it is amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (QCc6B)

403 Vantablack could probably make airplanes disappear!!!

Posted by: CNN at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (Xpeyq)

404 This movie is hilarious.

Well, except for the "Cancer does doesn't just kill the person, but also those the person loves" bullshit.

That sucked.

But other than that, I'm cracking up.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:50 PM (CRotO)

405 401 Oh, and did everyone hear? It's Cher's birthday today. She's turning 93 years old!!

---

Only gypsies, tramps & thieves are celebrating

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (voOPb)

406 401 Oh, and did everyone hear? It's Cher's birthday today. She's turning 93 years old!!

---

Fuck that bitch.

Damn lunatic turned our daughter into a freak.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (CRotO)

407 MH, LOL

My fave Cher song BTW. Surprised no one's ever tried to turn that song into a great DC satire/comedy movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)

408 thank you, gracious men.

when I look in the mirror i'm usually pleasantly surprised.

bad self___ don't you know. but it's fun to be made out of words, here.

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (8mO0Q)

409 Zombie Sonny, also LOL. :-)

I have heard that in actual reality, Cher is horribly upset about Chastity becoming male and that it's one of the things that's turned her into the crazy bitch she is today. But she can't say that because then she knows she'll be crucified by the SJWs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (u8kLQ)

410 Life is just one big near miss, really.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)

Or a constant beating.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (0mRoj)

411 Yep, they say,
"Very high front to back thermal conduction - excellent for Black Body calibration sources."

They also mention it absorbs down into near infrared.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:54 PM (WrMht)

412 394 Also, anybody see Gwen Stefani last night on Fallon?

She's 47 and trying WAY too hard to still look 25. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (u8kLQ)

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Yep.

But I still love her voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0

Love this video.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 16, 2017 11:54 PM (CRotO)

413 >>Or a constant beating.


That would be a relief at this point.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (oXKWd)

414 It'd be difficult for Cupid to get people to fall in love when their
hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities
through an exit wound, never to be seen again.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura


I felt that way for a long time. Now I feel like my heart is Terminator 2, pulling back together again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)

415 Off ski-into-a-tree sock.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (CRotO)

416 Zombie Sonny, Gwen does have a good voice. In fact sometimes I think she sounds a tiny bit like Petula Clark.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (u8kLQ)

417 oh and btw, i saw the cover of SI today, and Kate, well, she looked really, really good.

even to this woman, she looked good.

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (8mO0Q)

418 407. Okay, need a ruling for this one. The accused has, by his own admission, a 'favorite Cher song.' 'Your agonizer, please,' is the traditional penalty for this, but he's got a great parody idea there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:56 PM (Jq3uB)

419 It'd be difficult for Cupid to get people to fall in love when their hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities through an exit wound, never to be seen again.


That's the divorce.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

420 Re: autism... "My name is Temple Brandon".
Add animals to outdoor adventure and you'll likely have a winner.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (OQubk)

421 Vantablack, sounds familiar.
Oh. I used to know her fairy godsister, Vanta White.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (H5rtT)

422 Palpatine, I remember first hearing Gypsies Tramps & Thieves when I was around five years old; i.e., when it first came out.

Cher wasn't a crazy liberal bitch then, by my estimation. She was just a funny lady on a variety show with Sonny, that my parents and I enjoyed watching.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (u8kLQ)

423 I've seen the stuff Cher tweets. You'd think someone that advanced in years would have stopped for a moment to read a grammar book, or ANY book really.

I'm guessing some drugs were done in the 60s and/or 70s. Probably 80s. Maybe 90s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (6FqZa)

424 I feel like my heart is Terminator 2, pulling back together again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Hi Miley! go heart go

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (8mO0Q)

425 Garret, is she cute?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (Aa3G8)

426 >>Cher wasn't a crazy liberal bitch then, by my estimation. She was just a funny lady on a variety show with Sonny, that my parents and I enjoyed watching.



Downright Doable, back then.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (oXKWd)

427 Very apt metaphor, Miley.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (CRotO)

428 Wallander:

Kenneth Brannagh as the lead in an English-language filmed series of Swedish detective novels by Henning Mankell.

Great cinema. Atmospheric. Very bri'ish.

So far 3 seasons of x 3, +90min episodes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (4YGWz)

429 garrett, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)

430 *Grandin

Posted by: Thorvald at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (OQubk)

431 >>is she cute?


Adorable.

...and married.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (oXKWd)

432 393; have some experience with the hammock thing. gots to be careful though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

433 422. Ahh...pleading mitigation. Childhood memory..... the prosecution withdraws.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:00 AM (Jq3uB)

434 Off ski-into-a-tree sock.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (CRotO)



Trademark that, brand it, get it produced under contract, and sell it via Etsy, Amazon or such.

Have 'em woven with broken ankle patterns. Stuff like that. Maybe a balaclava with a broken face, missing teeth and the like.

"X-Games" types, having some truly remarkably advanced (and enviable) sick senses of humor, would buy that brand in the zillions. For a year or two, till something else became the style.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)

435 #416: By the way, Petula Clark put out a new album a few years ago, at the age of like 82 or 83. She still sounds good! Here's her cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy...

https://youtu.be/DSbJOjjYJSM

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:01 AM (0OG8D)

436 if vantablack makes shit disappear can we use it on wolf bltzed?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU)

437 Love Orson Bean, aka Dallas Burrows. He was a favorite of Johnny Carson. I miss Johnny, too. The end of an era when Johnny left the screen.

As T.S. Eliot asked "Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"

"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self sustained." -Mahatma Gandhi, Young India 1924-1926 (1927), p. 1285

Posted by: Locke Common at February 17, 2017 12:04 AM (XPkir)

438 #434: Too soon. Too soon.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 17, 2017 12:05 AM (0OG8D)

439 More Pixy magic: every time I refresh the page, my last comment reappears in the comments box -- ???

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 17, 2017 12:05 AM (kP16F)

440 I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down

Picked up a boy just out of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was 16, he was 21
He rode with us to Memphis
And Papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down

I never had schooling but he taught me well
with his smooth southern style
Three months later I'm a gal in trouble and
I haven't seen him for a while
I haven't seen him for a while

She was born in the wagon of a traveling show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grampa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)

441 #437: Good ol' Orson Bean. He was Andrew Breitbart's father-in-law, you know!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (0OG8D)

442
"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self sustained." -Mahatma Gandhi, Young India 1924-1926 (1927), p. 1285
Posted by: Locke Common

I hold on to the existence of absolute truth. and this quote comforts me, because of the "telling of lies until people think they're true" policy now.

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (8mO0Q)

443 @435 Dame Vera Lynn is supposed to be bringing out an album this year.
To commemorate her 100th birthday.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (H5rtT)

444 I'm a halfbreed so that makes me 46.

Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (uSlc8)

445 444 I'm a halfbreed so that makes me 46.
Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (uSlc

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Bitch please.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at February 17, 2017 12:09 AM (CRotO)

446 Heh Jim,

Hmmmm...

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:10 AM (CRotO)

447 #443: Wow! 100, huh? That's really impressive!

The closest I've heard to something like that was Christopher Lee making a metal album at the age of 93 (shortly before he died).

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:10 AM (0OG8D)

448 You had me at fat ugly slag.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (uSlc8)

449 OMG. That's my favorite Cher song.

I saw her on her last tour. It was predictable and kind of cheezy.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (J5mC3)

450 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (CRotO)

451 Pronothary, wow! Will have to check that out, thanks.

Good to know Petula's still out there...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)

452 shibumi, yeah, Cher's so far past her sell-by date I don't think I would *want* to see her live. I'd just feel embarrassed for her probably.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)

453 Gypsies Crabs and Cheese is autobiographical.

Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:13 AM (uSlc8)

454 IMHO Gypsies Tramps and Thieves is a great song.

It's not just another love song. It tells a good story with a little bit of wit, and make a point without being preachy at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:14 AM (u8kLQ)

455 Half wit. That's all she ever heard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)

456 Petula Clark was a Big New Thing in the mid-early 60's -- but she's been on the charts since she was nine. Child star, popular during WWII.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:16 AM (H5rtT)

457 Dark Lady is another great one from her heyday.
https://youtu.be/JXUH7Wk8-WI

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)

458 awe fuck, not a cher thread. getting close to yoko territory.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (KP5rU)

459 Petula Clark was my first real crush. I was in the 2nd grade at the time.

I was a late bloomer. For a Moron, anyway.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (v5iqM)

460 My varicose veins have varicose veins.

Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (uSlc8)

461 Stringer Davis, yup.

Petula Clark is one of the very first artists I remember ever hearing on the radio. I know that by the time I was 4, I already knew "Downtown" and "Don't Sleep On The Subway."

Another song I picked up on really early was "It's Too Late" by Carole King.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)

462 chavez, true but compared to Yoko, Cher is freakin' Mila Kunis.

Okay, that may be an exaggeration. But only slightly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)

463 Dear Mean Girls in the MFM:

Hollaback Girl
Gwen Stefani

Ooh this my shit
All the girls stamp your feet like this
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to ya
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:19 AM (CRotO)

464 462: true, i guess. but, now, it's a horse race.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:19 AM (KP5rU)

465 432 393; have some experience with the hammock thing. gots to be careful though.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

Well yes, like I said, it takes some mutual coordination. Gravity awareness helps spice things up just a bit, even for long time experienced partners.

Fond memories of surf, sun, shade, sex in the treeline of the nude beach near Kuranda, Qld, Australia...

Posted by: hambone at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (7VHd+)

466 shibumi, yeah, Cher's so far past her sell-by date I don't think I would *want* to see her live. I'd just feel embarrassed for her probably.
--

Honestly, It wasn't a bad show, and she doesn't look bad. She sounded good, and outside of the fact that I thought it was cheezy, it was fine. I was with a friend who is a huge Cher fan (seeing Cher was on her bucket list, I thought that was so sad) and she really enjoyed it.

I see a lot of shows. A lot. Generally, most female pop stars (even those of yore, like Cher) are terrifically over-produced. It was done by the same guy who does Katy Perry's shows. So.. props, costume changes, flying over the audience, that kind of thing.

She's going to do a Vegas residency this year; I don't quite know how she's going to work every day, since she said she was going to leave the country if Trump got elected. But I'm sure she'll figure it out.

Overall, I'd say her show was about a 7 out of 10, mostly because I like her songs and she sounded good.

Usher? OMG. That show was longer than time itself. Minutes were like hours. Soooo boring.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (J5mC3)

467 chavez, in more ways than one :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (u8kLQ)

468 I was looking for the picture of a Roman gem carved with the image of Cupid with a ballista and found this site

http://wattsunique.com/blog/

This is what happens when machinists do experimental archeology

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (XMCn6)

469 shibumi, hmmm.

I'd like to see somebody perform live in Vegas, that's on my bucket list. But no one artist pops in particular.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (u8kLQ)

470 Petula Clark is one of the very first artists I remember ever hearing on the radio. I know that by the time I was 4, I already knew "Downtown."
Posted by: qdpsteve

i can remember standing on the car seat next to mom driving toward the lights of the city with that song Downtown playing. I must have been pretty little.

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (8mO0Q)

471 booknlass, yup.

What's spooky is that in 1964, when people heard "Downtown," they thought of glamour.

Now they think of crime, squalor, gangs and drugs. Sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)

472 469; saw ac/dc in vegas. while they were still ac/dc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

473 Who's the most un-Vegas act anyone here has ever seen, *in* Vegas? Anyone?

Iggy Pop, maybe?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)

474 Last time I was in Laughlin (last April), Steve Miller Band was performing at one of the casinos. Alas, the show was set for the week after we had to leave.

Would have liked to see that show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)

475
The Tennessee Waltz - Patti Page

Lawn. Off.

Posted by: Anon at February 17, 2017 12:27 AM (/ZEVC)

476 Great Nova show:

Ultimate Cruise Ship

Free for a few weeks, and then they screw you to the hull.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 12:27 AM (4YGWz)

477 I saw Petula Clark play Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard." She was grand!

Posted by: RKae at February 17, 2017 12:28 AM (AteWA)

478 RKae, cool. I forgot, Petula's also an actress. I believe she was in "Bell, Book and Candle."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)

479 Oops, no. She was in "Finian's Rainbow."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:30 AM (u8kLQ)

480 Daughter #3 picked "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" to sing at the Wednesday night karaoke at church a few years ago. She was about 10 or 11 years old at the time, I think.

Yeah, the little old ladies of the church turned and looked at me.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 12:30 AM (Saqzi)

481 I saw Petula Clark play Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard." She was grand!
Posted by: RKae
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Yeah, but Brian Dennehy, as Desmond's house, stole the show.

Posted by: Anon at February 17, 2017 12:31 AM (/ZEVC)

482 RE: Vegas residencies, I'm not sure they're any better than seeing that person's show in your home arena.

There's only one reason entertainers do residencies: they're sick of touring. So they put them in smaller venue, and they do a show night after night.

But there are trade offs. You're probably going to see a much smaller production than if you were seeing it in an arena. So not as many fun bells and whistles. My guess is that ticket prices are probably going to be higher in Vegas and you'll be seeing a somewhat smaller show.

RE: Cher, she had to cancel dates in her last tour; I don't think she ever made up those dates. She has health issues.

So... if you want to see Cher, see her now.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (J5mC3)

483 Teresa and Anon, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (u8kLQ)

484 Yeah, but Brian Dennehy, as Desmond's house, stole the show.
Posted by: Anon

----

And Davy Jones as the dead monkey!

Posted by: RKae at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (AteWA)

485 >>The Tennessee Waltz - Patti Page


Great tune.

Sam Cooke's version from Live at the Copa smokes it, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:34 AM (oXKWd)

486 shibumi, yikes! Okay thanks.
I mentioned above, GTT is also my all-time fave Cher song. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)

487
And Davy Jones as the dead monkey!
Posted by: RKae


Yeah, mate, we kinna did that.

Posted by: Disney Corp. at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (4YGWz)

488 #481: Yeah, but I still think Dennehy's best performance was as Desire, the epnomynous streetcar in A Streetcar Named Desire.

Easily the best performance ever in the role of a public transportation vehicle. Thomas the Tank Engine sucks balls, by comparison.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (0OG8D)

489 RE: Kid Rock...

He's done a lot for the state of MI, drives to his own shows here, and is VERY patriotic. Seems very down to earth, and really makes an effort to make his shows affordable for his fans.

Would I vote for him?

Hell yes.

He's not a career politician and has actually held a real job. Even if it is the same sort of job as Al Franken.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (J5mC3)

490 >>Who's the most un-Vegas act anyone here has ever seen, *in* Vegas?


Pantera
Slayer
GWAR
Rev. Horton Heat
Supersuckers
B.Boyz
The Dead
Hot Tuna

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (oXKWd)

491 I love Kid Rock.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (CRotO)

492 I've heard Glenn Close is playing Norma in the current revival of Sunset.
And I heard that because, Hillary Clinton attended and got a standing ovation.
How...fitting. She's still ready/not ready for her close-up.

I'm seeing Ole Bill in the von Stroheim role, but just can't imagine him handling that big Hispano-Suiza.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:37 AM (H5rtT)

493 Beastie Boys FTW.

Go from punk to hip-hop....awesome shit.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:37 AM (CRotO)

494 >> Beastie Boys FTW.


All of them good shits, too.

I used to bump into them all the time record shopping when i was a kid.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:38 AM (oXKWd)

495 489; kid rock is ok in my book. he is doing the music he wants to do now. and, he's everything you say he is. he does a lot for the troops too i think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:39 AM (KP5rU)

496 beastie boys were pioneers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:40 AM (KP5rU)

497 : Yeah, but I still think Dennehy's best performance was as Desire, the epnomynous streetcar in A Streetcar Named Desire.

Easily the best performance ever in the role of a public transportation vehicle. Thomas the Tank Engine sucks balls, by comparison.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
------

So true. Same with Paul Newman as that lame Hudson. Pfft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (ZO497)

498 494 >> Beastie Boys FTW.


All of them good shits, too.

I used to bump into them all the time record shopping when i was a kid.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:38 AM (oXKWd)

---

Aiea High School c/o 1987

Saw them in concert.

Neil S. Blaisdell Arena, Honolulu Hawaii .

Liscenced to Ill Concert 1988.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO)

499 Yes, I agree with you Shibumi, about Kid Rock.

He's the one with the very cool tshirts picturing the country map of Pres. Trump's election,
and other cool ones. He's on our side.

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (8mO0Q)

500 495 489; kid rock is ok in my book. he is doing the music he wants to do now. and, he's everything you say he is. he does a lot for the troops too i think.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:39 AM (KP5rU)

---

Saw him perform in Kuwait.

He was killin' it.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:42 AM (CRotO)

501 1. I saw AC/DC with Axel? Axle? However you spell his name. I was shocked. He did a really good Brian Johnson impression. Not AC/DC, but a really good simulation. Plus it's a top notch production. One of my all time favorite rock bands. Did you know that you can have simulated sex to the song "The Jack?" I once saw someone in the audience doing so.

2. Kid Rock is well worth the money. I worked nine of his shows two years ago. For his encore, he wears a jersey that says "Fucks Given 0" LOL. I had to explain to the guy I was working with what that meant.

3. For reasons I don't understand ,I know all of the words to the song Downtown, and I don't know why. I was really young then, and that was not the kind of music my family listened to.



Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:42 AM (J5mC3)

502 500; smfh cool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:43 AM (KP5rU)

503 Cool thing about growing up as a teen in Hawaii:

Concerts

And getting Marcus Allen's autograph at the Pro Bowl.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (CRotO)

504 >>Liscenced to Ill Concert 1988.


That was a fun show / tour!

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (oXKWd)

505 They owe privilege and goodwill. Prove us wrong in a court of privileges.

Posted by: Disney Corp.BLM Div. at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (4YGWz)

506 501: saw them with johnson. their shows were pure energy. solid. beginning to end.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:45 AM (KP5rU)

507 I feel like my heart is Terminator 2, pulling back together again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



Hi Miley! go heart go

Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (8mO0Q)

---------Very apt metaphor, Miley.

Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (CRotO)
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Thank you, ladies. I'm a wasted resource, and I do hate waste ;-)


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

508 That 'e' looked like trouble, so I ejected it.

Posted by: Axl Rose at February 17, 2017 12:46 AM (R+30W)

509 the kid rock t-shirt of dumbfuckistan is my favorite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (KP5rU)

510 #501: It's Axl. Typically, the name would be spelled Axel. But in the case of Axl Rose... His actual name is Bill Bailey (won't you come home, Bill Bailey; won't you come home?), and he came up with the stage name of Axl Rose by making an anagram of "oral sex".

Yeah...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (0OG8D)

511 Last concert I saw in Hawai'i:

MC Hammer, Boyz II Men, TLC.

I was eight months preggers with Raven in July 1992.

It was awesome.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)

512 What's spooky is that in 1964, when people heard "Downtown," they thought of glamour.

Now they think of crime, squalor, gangs and drugs. Sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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That's very telling. It was an exciting place to be.
When I was a kid, going downtown at Christmas time was akin to how it is portrayed in 'A Christmas Story'. People enjoying the sights, all dressed as well as they could, and behaving normally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (ZO497)

513 Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Splat.

*Sonny Bono's last few seconds of life*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (xpfRn)

514 yes, chavez; that's lol right! I was trying to remember what it said under the country map. the key says the blue parts of the map are dumbfuckistan. lol

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (8mO0Q)

515 Yes it was, garrett.

I even had fun at Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood concert.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (CRotO)

516 Anecdotally, I lurk at this conspiracy site called godlike productions, and they were talking about the Trump Presser today. They like Trump as much as the horde.

A random comment:

He chews your ass out. And then you thank him for it.

He traveled back in time just to pet a Dodo bird.

He crashes wedding receptions - and the bride marries HIM.

He grabs the pussy - even when there isn't a cat in site.

He is Donald Trump, the most interesting man in the world.





Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (J5mC3)

517 I'd like to put my whacker where it's thicker on the wicker.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (S2VsH)

518 513 Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Splat.

*Sonny Bono's last few seconds of life*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (xpfRn)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (CRotO)

519 Miley, the technical term is T-1000.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (CRotO)

520 Mike, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)

521 514: kid would make a legendary moron. he's one of us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:52 AM (KP5rU)

522 Shibumi funfact:

For a very short time, I lived on the street that leads to the ski resort where Sonny died.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:52 AM (J5mC3)

523 The Gap Band - Party Train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bACKLW19XdE

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:53 AM (CRotO)

524 good night you lovely peoples. tomorrow I get to be my niece's Very Important Person at school. I'm so honored, really looking forward to it.

for the last few days, I've been really really wishing and praying that DT would do something big. I just finished watching the press conference again. I have to believe he got through to some of those suckers.

but i'm not naive enough to think that most of the 'opposition' won't watch it.

Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:55 AM (8mO0Q)

525 522 >> Shibumi funfact:

By the Great Balls of Methusaleh, I loved that book.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:56 AM (xpfRn)

526 kid rock loves this country. good enough for me. he contributed more than any kennedy, and, he never drowned anybody.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 01:00 AM (KP5rU)

527 ima go to bed. be well morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 01:02 AM (KP5rU)

528 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 01:03 AM (IcT7t)

529 Gap Band: Early in the Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobIboK_z34

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:04 AM (CRotO)

530 *waves nitey-nite to Blanco and chavez*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (CRotO)

531 »»»I was eight months preggers with Raven in July 1992.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)«««

Your Raven and my Sarah (also known as Daughter #3) are the same age!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (Saqzi)

532 Oh my. This is the funniest thing I've read tonight.

http://bit.ly/2kEGkzZ

Just when I thought Chrispy Chreme couldn't look any more pathetic, he manages to delight me one more time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 01:06 AM (S2VsH)

533 Your Raven and my Sarah (also known as Daughter #3) are the same age!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (Saqzi)

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And my sister is named Teresa.

*cue creepy-ass music*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:09 AM (CRotO)

534 >>>And my sister is named Teresa.

*cue creepy-ass music*


I'm married to one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2017 01:10 AM (voOPb)

535 Dazz Band - Let it Whip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvUstooIfw

Just FYI, YouTube Red is totes worth it.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)

536 534 >>>And my sister is named Teresa.

*cue creepy-ass music*


I'm married to one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2017 01:10 AM (voOPb)

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Got some serious chicken skin going on here...

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:12 AM (CRotO)

537 Just FYI, YouTube Red is totes worth it.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)

++++

Doesn't an adblocker accomplish the same thing for free?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)

538 My sis Teresa thought the world was black and white up until she was born, then the world exploded into Technicolor glory.

She also told my parents that she was going to marry a black man with blonde hair, have ten kids, and move in with my folks.

I still laugh at my dad's comment:

"Fuck that."

But she did marry a high-yella mofo (with blonde hair)
who cheated on her.

My dad, myself, and my baby bro convinced him to leave with his limbs intact.

He was a Sinbad wannabe, without the talent.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:17 AM (CRotO)

539 Doesn't an adblocker accomplish the same thing for free?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)

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No.

Adblock does fuckall for in-video ads.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:18 AM (CRotO)

540 Parliament - Flashlight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZGNGBNIL8

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:19 AM (CRotO)

541 BIL's wife is named Teresa.

*hears faint strains of The Twilight Zone theme music*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (ZO497)

542 539 Doesn't an adblocker accomplish the same thing for free?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)

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No.

Adblock does fuckall for in-video ads.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:18 AM (CRotO)

++++

Those ads that google inserts at the beginning of some videos? Never see them. They are blocked.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (R+30W)

543 Lady across the street from us is named Teresa; our country's attendant for the longest time was also a Teresa.

We also have like five Teresa/Theresa's in our local Down syndrome support group.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (Saqzi)

544 541 BIL's wife is named Teresa.

*hears faint strains of The Twilight Zone theme music*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (ZO497)

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They ain't faint.

Sounds like gunnery.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (CRotO)

545 My sis was named (kinda) after my grand-aunt, Lorraine Hansberry (Teresa Lorraine).

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (CRotO)

546 Daughter, not country's.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (Saqzi)

547 I'm up from a nap to check in here. Glad to see the Horde enjoyed the presser as much as I did.

Trump was just hysterical, sorry bout the slpody heads all over the media, sad. LOL, even bigly sad.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2017 01:25 AM (o/90i)

548 Heh Farmer.

It did my heart good.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (CRotO)

549 Our high school drama department did a One-act version of Ms. Hansberry's "To be Young, Gifted, and Black" back in the day. Advanced to the State competition, if I recall correctly.

Not bad for a bunch of white kids..... :-)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (Saqzi)

550 545 My sis was named (kinda) after my grand-aunt, Lorraine Hansberry (Teresa Lorraine).

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (CRotO)


I thought that name sounded familiar. Cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorraine_Hansberry

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (sdi6R)

551 549 Our high school drama department did a One-act version of Ms. Hansberry's "To be Young, Gifted, and Black" back in the day. Advanced to the State competition, if I recall correctly.

Not bad for a bunch of white kids..... :-)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (Saqzi)

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Awesome!

That is too fucking cool.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (CRotO)

552 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorraine_Hansberry
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (sdi6R)

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She's my dad aunt.

And, she married a Jew! *shocka!*

lol

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (CRotO)

553 Miley, the technical term is T-1000.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (CRotO)

I will make that into a logo. A silver heart with wings, with "T-1000" emblazoned across it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (tHwdc)

554 Dad's aunt even.

dammit

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (CRotO)

555 Trump was just hysterical, sorry bout the slpody heads all over the media, sad. LOL, even bigly sad.
Posted by: Farmer
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They have gone absolutely batshit. Their wee 'journalist' brains simply cannot accept that Trump holds them in utter contempt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)

556 LOL Miley!

Bumber sticker?

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)

557 Bumper.

Fuck.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:31 AM (CRotO)

558 You know. It won't show in any fambly trees. Nor in ancestry.com.

But SMFH was born as my younger sister. Still is, too.

We were both weaned on the M-60 pig. That oughta be proof enough?

*raises glass o' bourbon*


Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 01:31 AM (v5iqM)

559 They have gone absolutely batshit. Their wee 'journalist' brains simply cannot accept that Trump holds them in utter contempt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)

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Ain't just Trump...

Why yes, I'm trying to egg them on and to come after me...why do you ask?

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (CRotO)

560 Want a treat? Search 'Trump threatens First Amendment'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (ZO497)

561 press "conference"

Posted by: of all time! at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (Wt11D)

562 *pours shot of Capt 100*

Cheers, Jim.

*MUAH*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:33 AM (CRotO)

563 555
They have gone absolutely batshit. Their wee 'journalist' brains simply cannot accept that Trump holds them in utter contempt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)


Along with a sizable portion of the American people.

They don't really understand what
*types*
*deletes*
really means.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:33 AM (sdi6R)

564 Ain't just Trump...

Why yes, I'm trying to egg them on and to come after me...why do you ask?
Posted by: SMFH
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You and most of the public. As President Trump has pointed out, the media are held in greater contempt than Congress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)

565 You know what would let the average journalist come to understand what I really think about 'em?

*types, deletes*

*types, deletes*

*cleans M-1911 after double tap*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 01:37 AM (v5iqM)

566 They don't really understand what
*types*
*deletes*
really means.
Posted by: rickl
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To them, it means that the public just does not grasp the magnificence of their journalistic insight, and must be schooled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:39 AM (ZO497)

567 Obama - Born in Hawaii (I do believe this to be true, however, the Kenyan goat hearder isn't his daddy).

http://tinyurl.com/hejek8r

Raised in Chicago politics.

Moi: Born in Chicago. Raised in Cali (Oakland, Alameda, San Diego) and Hawai'i.

It's common knowledge among the Chicago Black elite, Fuckstick is as queer as a three-dollar bill.





Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:40 AM (CRotO)

568 You and most of the public. As President Trump has pointed out, the media are held in greater contempt than Congress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)

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True, true.

But this is Black History Month.

Might as well use it to my advantage.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:41 AM (CRotO)

569 You all rock...and give me hope for the fate of humanity. Be well all. Niters from here.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2017 01:42 AM (o/90i)

570 Yahoo called the presser 'bizarre'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:42 AM (ZO497)

571 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight! Happy Friday and three-day weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 01:44 AM (u8kLQ)

572 But this is Black History Month.

Might as well use it to my advantage.
Posted by: SMFH
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Patch, Tuskegee Airmen.
http://tinyurl.com/hmscz6g

They actually *did* know what a real fascist is, and how to deal with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)

573 One Way - Cutie Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c24g4xZhHXQ

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:51 AM (CRotO)

574 Hmm. Clock strikes two. I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:51 AM (ZO497)

575 They actually *did* know what a real fascist is, and how to deal with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)

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Hooah.

They would be disgusted at these fuckers running amok.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:52 AM (CRotO)

576 Niters Farmer.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:56 AM (CRotO)

577 When I was a kid, going downtown at Christmas time was akin to how it is portrayed in 'A Christmas Story'. People enjoying the sights, all dressed as well as they could, and behaving normally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (ZO497)


Yeah I remember that as well. Kids used to bring their teachers gift, schools would put on big shows. Really, if you had all night you couldn't explain all the little things you just don't see today.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 01:57 AM (aMlLZ)

578 oh, and I did get a Red Ryder BB gun, which to mom's horror I then shot a few christmas balls and ornaments off the tree. No black bart for me, I like fucking shit up. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (aMlLZ)

579 503 Cool thing about growing up as a teen in Hawaii:

Concerts

And getting Marcus Allen's autograph at the Pro Bowl.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (CRotO)


Cool thing about growing up as a teen in Hawaii:

The Choom, man!

Posted by: Barry at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (LMcFk)

580 Yeah I remember that as well. Kids used to bring their teachers gift, schools would put on big shows. Really, if you had all night you couldn't explain all the little things you just don't see today.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 01:57 AM (aMlLZ)

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I have a friend that received notice that no Valentine's would be allowed in school the kid's attend.

Here in Killeen.

I may have my issues with VD, but let the kids have their fun, fer crissakes.

Yeah, I know.

Phrasing.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:04 AM (CRotO)

581 The Choom, man!
Posted by: Barry at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (LMcFk)

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Well, that too.

But some of us are able to work.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:05 AM (CRotO)

582 I have a friend that received notice that no Valentine's would be allowed in school the kid's attend.

Here in Killeen.

I may have my issues with VD, but let the kids have their fun, fer crissakes.

Yeah, I know.

Phrasing.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:04 AM (CRotO)


That's just wrong.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:05 AM (aMlLZ)

583 Berserker, the rot is deep, even here in CenTex.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:06 AM (CRotO)

584 I may have my issues with VD

Tell me about it, Honey.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 17, 2017 02:07 AM (LMcFk)

585 584 I may have my issues with VD

Tell me about it, Honey.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 17, 2017 02:07 AM (LMcFk)

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Unlike you, oh great Black Hole Where No Cock Escapes Unscathed, I'm talking about Valentine's Day.

Don't you have to shake down some colleges for tampon money?

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:08 AM (CRotO)

586 Never met one of my grandfathers.

I'm sure they were cool.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 02:09 AM (4YGWz)

587 Berserker, the rot is deep, even here in CenTex.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:06 AM (CRotO)


That's a shame. Texas is fun, I used to go twice a year for the guitar shows. Arlington and Dallas. Always had a blast there. That would suck if texas went coo coo.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:10 AM (aMlLZ)

588 I never knew my grandfathers. They were both assholes that skipped out on their fatherly duties.

My Great-grandfather, Gramps, built violins and had a vast collection of trains.

Visiting him in Chicago was always a treat.

He was a grump old coot, but for some reason, he took a shine to me.

He passed away when I was eight (1977), and I couldn't attend his funeral, due to coming down with the chicken pox (thanks Cousin Jason).

That was the last time I visited family in Chicago.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:12 AM (CRotO)

589 That's a shame. Texas is fun, I used to go twice a year for the guitar shows. Arlington and Dallas. Always had a blast there. That would suck if texas went coo coo.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:10 AM (aMlLZ)

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For the most part, they try to keep it on the down low.

Too many military and vets here to go full retard.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (CRotO)

590 My dad used to work for JetHot. Glossy black header paint is the Holy Grail. He said it CAN'T.BE.DONE.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

Back in the day, expensive autos had their exhaust manifolds coated with glossy black vitreous enamel. (like enamel cookware)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (WDdjT)

591 The Whispers - And the Beat Goes On

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slldMEPvUqA

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:16 AM (CRotO)

592 LOL Miley!



Bumper sticker?

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)
I don't know yet. Perhaps as a pendant. I've been thinking about working with silver clay.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)

593 Oh, I have a subscription to SI, and if anyone wants this swimsuit edition, will gladly mail it to a deserving 'ron (or 'ette, no biggie).

Just glanced through it.

It will definitely strike any 'ron's or 'ette's fancy.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:19 AM (CRotO)

594 For the most part, they try to keep it on the down low.

Too many military and vets here to go full retard.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (CRotO)


The thing I found interesting was the stores. they had stores for everything, they sold just that one thing, and they were huge. I mean you would see a 2000 square ft store that sold watch batteries. I saw a big ass store that just sold condoms. I mean it was insane. I found an electronic place that had everything and anything in electronic parts. I bought tons of stuff for fixing old tube amps, and radios, guitar amps. literally a treasure trove. those stores were crazy. I never had such an urge to shop. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:21 AM (aMlLZ)

595 "This is no laughing matter" -Chuck Todd

HA-HA!!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at February 17, 2017 02:29 AM (LMcFk)

596 Acosta, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then your rating would be killing it this very day.

Posted by: PDT at February 17, 2017 02:40 AM (VdICR)

597 Well, I am out. Falling asleep at the keyboardddddddd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 02:42 AM (WDdjT)

598 Trump effortlessly made small quips and made the press chuckle twice while giving them a beat-down. Alpha as fuck.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 02:46 AM (VdICR)

599 570 Yahoo called the presser 'bizarre

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It's understandable that they think so. To today's press the First Amendment means:
They can do whatever they want
They can say whatever they want
We all have to kiss their GD ass.

So when Trump says "Fuck that noise" they can't process it. The best thing he can do for the country is to crripple the media.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)

600
Why so serious, presstitutes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 02:53 AM (v1g1+)

601 So when Trump says "Fuck that noise" they can't process it. The best thing he can do for the country is to crripple the media.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)

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Verily I say, fuck the media.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:53 AM (CRotO)

602 have fun!

https://action.donaldjtrump.com/survey/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:55 AM (x7sQY)

603 *waves to red*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:56 AM (CRotO)

604 So when Trump says "Fuck that noise" they can't process it. The best thing he can do for the country is to crripple the media.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)


The fucked up thing is that trump has been on the radar for years. People know exactly who he is and have known for years. The press seems to think he is going to be different to them, and that's nuts. Everybody is expendable to trump if you piss him off.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (aMlLZ)

605 Oh, I have a subscription to SI, and if anyone wants this swimsuit
edition, will gladly mail it to a deserving 'ron (or 'ette, no biggie).



Just glanced through it.



It will definitely strike any 'ron's or 'ette's fancy.

---
i just look at Resident Evil's copy, when she's done with it...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (x7sQY)

606
I was driving when I heard a replay of Trump calling CNN "very fake news" and laughed so hard I nearly lost control of my vehicle.

He is constantly trolling them and slicing them with dozens and dozens of little cuts and asides until they look at themselves and ask, "How the hell did I get so bloodied up?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (v1g1+)

607 Verily I say, fuck the media


That's all well and good, but with whose equipment?
I suggest Anthony Weiner's and Sandra Fluke's.

Imagine those two getting it on. Irrestible force meets immovable object territory. Or a 'human' equivalent to a perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:59 AM (aBDYc)

608 Imagine those two getting it on. Irrestible force meets immovable object territory. Or a 'human' equivalent to a perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:59 AM (aBDYc)

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I'd rather not.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:10 AM (CRotO)

609 Who's the most un-Vegas act anyone here has ever seen, *in* Vegas?

---
my friend's punk band, GFI

(which stands for "Goofy Fucking Idiots", a name suggestion i gave him)

/me waves back to SMFH

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:11 AM (i4yMT)

610 It is my humble opinion that Deadpool is the best superhero movie ever.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:20 AM (CRotO)

611
602 have fun!

https://action.donaldjtrump.com/survey/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:55 AM (x7sQY)


As always, eventually it gets around to asking you for baksheesh. Not happening, fooking GOPe. Signed as Krebs V Carnot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:24 AM (v1g1+)

612 Say what you want about Trey Songz, he knows how to get the ladies...disturbed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0veTRJUpyw

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:25 AM (CRotO)

613 Carl liked that song for some reason, heh.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:27 AM (CRotO)

614 I heartily approve tonight's Brought To You By photo.

Posted by: Lord Summerisle at February 17, 2017 03:30 AM (UW4Uc)

615 614 I heartily approve tonight's Brought To You By photo.
Posted by: Lord Summerisle at February 17, 2017 03:30 AM (UW4Uc)

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Well, of course you do.

Duh.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:32 AM (CRotO)

616
I learned about the Federal Elections Commission today, or the FEC. Interesting stuff.


It was always funny money anyways, but where does the "$1 contribution to the Federal Elections Fund" now go? Neither Shrillary nor DJT took any $$$ from them (I think) or accepted the FEC's limits, so what gives?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:41 AM (v1g1+)

617
Ooot...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:42 AM (v1g1+)

618 If I could have 1 more hour
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 03:48 AM (HDU3V)

619 *waves to Skip*

Best thing about having a DD-214 woobie.

No 0630 PT formation.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:53 AM (CRotO)

620 the poll didn't ask me for money, not that it would have mattered if it did...

i have as much money for politicians as i do fucks to give: none.

as for the picture, it would have been better if she had been standing front of the window, with couch gone, so as to not impede sight lines...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:53 AM (OKtMe)

621 Lovely! From the people that brought us AttackWatch.com aka TruthTeam.com we now have TellOnTrump.com for the treasonous leakers.

Over at Zerohedge.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 17, 2017 03:54 AM (GzDYP)

622 but, some to think of it, i believe the organization running the poll is a Trump one, not the GOPe

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:54 AM (OKtMe)

623 No 0630 PT formation.
---
it's like having a permanent profile...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:55 AM (OKtMe)

624 623 No 0630 PT formation.
---
it's like having a permanent profile...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:55 AM (OKtMe)

---

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:01 AM (CRotO)

625 Profile warriors...gotta love them.

I had two surgeries on my right ankle between 2004 and 2005.

Still deployed to Iraq.

Twice.

I have no fucking sympathy.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:03 AM (CRotO)

626 Good evening everyone. Have to move... well tomorrow now (Saturday) and think I am going to get some sleep instead of packing and continuing the exhaustion vicious cycle.

Hope everyone has a good night/morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 04:05 AM (92kX2)

627 Chris Brown is a pussy, but damn, this video is teh awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9eMk051dYg

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:05 AM (CRotO)

628 SMFH: do you VA?

i'm currently 20%, but have asked for an ortho consult from my new PCP to look at all my other injuries (knees, hips and lower spine because of my bad ankles, upper spine from some asshat of NCO strangling me in mid-air (long story: among other things he was a PCP user. [it was the early 80s in the NG])

also the right hand i burned in 83. would this trigger a review of my status, and possibly upgrade it, depending on the findings, or do i still have to request that through my VSO?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:06 AM (OKtMe)

629 I got out in 2009.

I just now put in for compensation.

Right Ankle
MVP (Mitral Valve Prolapse)
Tinnitus
Possible exposure to radioactive/chemical shit.

Having to recover M1A1Ds that had a unfortunate IED, depleted Uranium ain't shit to fuck with.

Lucky me.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (CRotO)

630 profile warriors:

my right ankle started to bother me about 3-4 weeks into 91/68 Q school, and when i went on sick call, i told the PA i almost didn't come in because who wants to be a candy ass.

he told me it was a good thing i had, because i had a partially torn Achilles tendon, and, had i not, and kept doing PT, it would have ruptured on me.

instead i spent the rest of my time there hobbilng along, leading the profile squad to school and back every day (i was the senior cripple, with over 8 years TIG as a SPC) instead of marching with every one else in formation.

turns out that was the senior leadership position of my medical career.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (OKtMe)

631 In a statement released by the committee, [chairman of the House Oversight Committee Jason] Chaffetz says, "The authority to compel witnesses is integral to Congress's and the Committee's investigative powers. Allowing Mr. Pagliano's conduct to go unaddressed would gravely harm Congress's ability to conduct oversight."


... i always said there would be no Hillary Clinton pardon because there were simply too many player involved in this mess.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (e8kgV)

632 Unfortunate IED encounter.

duh.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (CRotO)

633 military career, not medical...

#DOH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:13 AM (OKtMe)

634 My 2nd surgery on my ankle, didn't get a chance for PT.

NTC was calling.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:14 AM (CRotO)

635 but it's depleted, which means there's nothing to worry about, right? ;-)

except, of course, for the minor detail that it is an alpha particle emitter, and, if you inhale the dust, it just sits there in your lungs, going through it's half-life cycle.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:16 AM (OKtMe)

636 Yeah, just a minor issue...

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:17 AM (CRotO)

637 Anticipation, antcipation is making me wait
Is keeping me waiting for my coffee to be done

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:19 AM (HDU3V)

638 NTC was calling.
---
when i was 1/18th Cav, we were on Planet Irwin a majority of the drills for the year. thankfully, we only did AT there once while i was with them...

but that was in August, we had green BDUs, because someone way up there decided #Failifornia was a temperate climate, so the dark uniforms would not be a problem...

120+F every day for 18 long days

and i never did get a shower. i gave up and wore the same set the whole time i was there, just changing underwear socks. i had sweat salt flaking off the shirt when i got home. the lady friend at the time was disgusted when she saw me.



Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:20 AM (OKtMe)

639
Wicker? I hardly know her!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 04:21 AM (v1g1+)

640 Is keeping me waiting for my coffee to be done
---
will my next martini be ready before your coffee?

Magic 8 Ball says "all signs point to yes"

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:22 AM (OKtMe)

641 martini up!

where's the coffee?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:23 AM (OKtMe)

642 *stumbles in with a stomach ache and reads*

You know, the Air Force trying to give me Hep C with a shot. Does not seem so bad now. Geez you two.

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2017 04:23 AM (a/6mU)

643 When I went to NTC in August 2005, I had OpFor who were slick sleeves that never deployed, trying to tell me how to react to IEDs.

I just came back from Tikrit, Saddam's hometown, where IEDs were a way of life, as well as mortars (thankfully, they suck at targeting).

I didn't react well.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:24 AM (CRotO)

644 Oh no Anna

My allergies (tree pollen) is kicking my ass.

Thank God for Claritin

And Epipens.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:26 AM (CRotO)

645 I didn't react well.
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do you ever?

/me pops white smoke and moves to cover and concealment.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:27 AM (OKtMe)

646 Never got the Hep C shot.

*looks over immunization record*

Smallpox: check.

Anthrax: check.

Yellow fever: check.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:28 AM (CRotO)

647 Stove top percolator takes time, made extra today as well.
Drinking it now

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:28 AM (HDU3V)

648 645 I didn't react well.
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do you ever?

/me pops white smoke and moves to cover and concealment.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:27 AM (OKtMe)

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No. I don't.

Which is why I only served six months under Fuckstick's admin (Jan - Jun 2009).

June 15 2009, DD-214 woobie FTW.

Even though I was supposed to ETS in Jan 2009.

Seriously, fuck stop loss.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:30 AM (CRotO)

649 SMFH it wasn't even supposed to be a Hep C shot. Just a general purpose one.

"Since others have been diagnosed with Hepatitis C who had shots from the same batch as you, we need to draw blood work for further testing."

Luckily it came back negative.

Going back to bed now. 0600 rolls around way too fast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2017 04:30 AM (a/6mU)

650 I did it a few times but decided in middle of night not to put on my tablet because I know if I did the alarm would come on in no time.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:31 AM (HDU3V)

651 Good to hear, Anna.

Sweet Dreams, hun.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:32 AM (CRotO)

652 Being self-employed has it's bennies.

For example, as an Uber driver, here in Killeen/Ft Hood, I don't have to worry about lack of fares on the weekends.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (CRotO)

653 Thank God for Claritin

---
in case no one ever told you, you have to take Claritin pretty much every day, at least during whatever season you have issues with.

that's because, unlike older antihistamines (Benadryl, chlorpheneramine, etc), it does not go in and actively displace whatever is on the trigger points on the blast cells, which is what causes the allergic reaction.

that's a trade off for it being non-drowsy. the key thing to do is to make sure you take it the same time every day while you need it, so the blood concentration stays steady. if you start getting breakthrough, or you are late in taking it, take a regular anti-histamine with it, so it can go in, clear the cells and make room for the loratadine to change places later.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (OKtMe)

654 I do, red.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (CRotO)

655 AYO and TEO

In Reverse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcu7VU5eCSM

I love these kids.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:37 AM (CRotO)

656 pretty sure i'm up on both Hep A and C shots...

given where i live, and that at least one of them can be transmitted by food, i'd be a fool not to, especially since the facilities i was w*rking at gave them to us for free.

my drinking gives my liver all the exercise it needs: i don't need no fucking virus from some illegal horning in on the action.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:39 AM (OKtMe)

657 lol red.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:40 AM (CRotO)

658 Pictures on Truth Revolt of the protest camp of 'environments' is sickening

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:41 AM (HDU3V)

659 Ayo and Teo reveal the meaning behind their masks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XoYwcwn8d0

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:42 AM (CRotO)

660 This little girl is bad.

Ayo's and Teo's little sister:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHApX2molLw

She reminds of me.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:45 AM (CRotO)

661 she reminds who of "me"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:54 AM (JKi7U)

662 i keep forgetting to send in ONT links... such as



palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-woman- arrested-for-prostitution-undercover-sting/ EN5vfOa4V0lOpiFnsMcO5N/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:57 AM (JKi7U)

663 and
metro.co.uk/2017/02/05/transgender-murderer-moved- from-womens-prison-after-having-sex-with-female-inmates-6429321/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:58 AM (JKi7U)

664 I have not a clue why some erls can be posted and others I get a message it can't. So all I do is try it and if not do something else.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:00 AM (HDU3V)

665 662: she's 70 years old.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:01 AM (JKi7U)

666 now?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:02 AM (JKi7U)

667 I have not a clue why some erls can be posted and others I get a message
it can't. So all I do is try it and if not do something else.
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i put spaces in mine, so folks (and myself) don't have to go through the hassle that is tiny url.

you can just see what i'm linking, then just copy and paste the whole thing in a header window, delete the spaces and you're there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:05 AM (JKi7U)

668 Ayo and Teo: Texas Bound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyOeObJrBJQ


Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:09 AM (CRotO)

669 interesting: i live withing a block of the border between two LAPD divisions...

one side is being stripped of patrol units to send to the other...

i wonder WTF is going on?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:13 AM (JKi7U)

670 i know this because they are blazing down the street past my house will full siren and lights at 0215 in the morning.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:14 AM (JKi7U)

671 Red, Trump's fault

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:16 AM (zZb/S)

672 I got through 4 years and one deployment with zero injuries. Did not care to press my luck. Also I was terrified that peace might break out. Only another vet can appreciate the fuckery and tedium of state-side active duty.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 05:22 AM (VdICR)

673 Almost ten years.

Three deployments to Iraq (2003-2009).

Fuck the 'stan under fuckstick.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:28 AM (CRotO)

674 662: she's 70 years old.
Posted by: redc1c4


Hmmm...That's one way I can make up for the loss of all those speaking fees.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 17, 2017 05:34 AM (3hIZX)

675 Ack!

Seventy-year-old 'ho.

Damn.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:37 AM (CRotO)

676 i was in 83/03... timing is everything. by 03 i was too FUBAR to pass a pre-deployment physical, and would have been medically discharged.

i should have gone to Desert Shield/Storm, but the leadershit of the unit i was in at the time made the unit NMC by moving ALL the enlisted one platoon over, so no one was MOSQ in their new slot.

as one of the first units eliminated in #Failifornia under the draw down, they were mystified why such a valuable unit (evac hospital) was shit canned...

went to a reunion last summer: they still don't understand why. i had a good time with a few people, and LOLed at the assholes who pretended i wasn't there.

fing REMFs

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:41 AM (JKi7U)

677 SMFH,

"My allergies (tree pollen) is kicking my ass.


Thank God for Claritin


And Epipens."

I highly recommend Flonase. Mrs. BC and I have been using it for a few years and we have pretty much done away with the others. It's OTC now.

Down here on the Gulf-coast, we get Pine-Oak-Elm-Pecan pollen one right after the other. I have hell with it.

Posted by: Bayou City at February 17, 2017 05:42 AM (YT5Rb)

678 nothing wrong with 70 year olds...

at least you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant on you.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:43 AM (JKi7U)

679 I highly recommend Flonase.
---
my immune system is way too Fed up for me to take steroids.... 3 anaphylactic reactions to cephalosporin antibiotics and ulcerative colitis.

the GI folks keep trying to sell me on immunosuppressants for my UC, and i keep telling them "NO".

i have no desire to be the next Glen Frey, dead in my early 60s from pneumonia, because i was taking immunosuppressants for UC and rheumatoid arthritis, which i undoubtedly either have, or am headed to, what will all the ortho damage i have.

same same for joint replacement surgery: i've been around too many of those to want to roll the dice.

FTS

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:48 AM (JKi7U)

680 663 and
metro.co.uk/2017/02/05/transgender-murderer-moved- from-womens-prison-after-having-sex-with-female-inmates-6429321/

Posted by: redc1c4


I blame the prison authorities. If he had been receiving estrogen therapy, he would have been impotent and sterile, so obviously they weren't pumping him full of estrogen.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 05:48 AM (W8bn5)

681 At 48 years of age, and had my tubes snipped and tied, no chance of me getting in a motherly way after my second big-headed baby in 1992 (9 lbs, 15 oz).

Fuck that noise.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:49 AM (CRotO)

682 And a very good morning from lovely Camp Shelby MS.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (Xzn5i)

683 Damn red.

That sucks.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (CRotO)

684 *SQUEEEEE*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3x7iYDedFI

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:52 AM (CRotO)

685 at least you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant on you.
---
or maybe not.... Fuck you science!

metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/woman-64-gives-birth-to- twins-becoming-one-of-the-worlds-oldest-mothers-6451640/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:53 AM (JKi7U)

686 Yes, I love New Edition.

Especially Johnny Gill.

Hard to believe they've been around for over thirty years.

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:56 AM (CRotO)

687 New Edition

You're Not My Kind of Girl (198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5OqkD2OG-o

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:58 AM (CRotO)

688 Morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2017 06:01 AM (G78XB)

689 I've got a few years on you. Looking for a new job in your mid-50's sucks, big time.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:02 AM (ByNzS)

690 And a very good morning from lovely Camp Shelby MS.
---
i spent two weeks there... with the Evac Hospital shitbirds. (just before Iraq invaded) we went through DEPMEDS training, which, at the time, was state of the art shit. (another reason we should have deployed to the war zone)

real garden spot, like most Army bases. they had us do the annual PT test there one morning: it was already 80 mumble or better, with steam/mist on the ground.

they had us run down this long straight trail to a marker, then turn back... it was like doing PT in a sauna.

savages that me my krew were, we, and many others ran far enough down the trail to be invisible to the graders, due to the haze and the undulations of the trail (no, it wasn't flat as the regs require) and then we pulled off to the side, waited in the bushes out of sight from everyone, then, after allowing the appropriate amount of time to pass, but not raise eyebrows, we trotted back.

hey, if they aren't going to give the test to standard, to include acclimatization (minimum 6 weeks) WTF should the troops give a shit? the FFTs weren't doing the test, since they graded each other at home station twice a year, and never tested with the M-day scum.

bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:03 AM (JKi7U)

691 or maybe not.... Fuck you science!

metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/woman-64-gives-birth-to- twins-becoming-one-of-the-worlds-oldest-mothers-6451640/

Posted by: redc1c4


That is an oddity because it was from her own eggs, but most women that age could get pregnant if they wanted to by getting a donor egg that was fertilized implanted on their uterus. The ovaries may not be releasing eggs, but the uterus is still in perfectly good condition for pregnancy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:03 AM (W8bn5)

692 BET gets it right once in a while.

The New Edition Story

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5574940/

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:04 AM (CRotO)

693 I've got a few years on you. Looking for a new job in your mid-50's sucks, big time.
---
i wish i was still in my "mid-50's"...

they were a year or 2 ago.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:05 AM (JKi7U)

694 ah... the day walkers are here in force now:

they are poasting reasonable and sensible replies on the ONT.

there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:07 AM (JKi7U)

695 *chillin' with NE*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:08 AM (CRotO)

696 This getting old shit is not for sissys! Hope Vic is doing well since he got sprung from the hospital. I have enjoyed Mrs. Vic's updates.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:08 AM (ByNzS)

697 >>> they are poasting reasonable and sensible replies on the ONT.

there goes the neighborhood.

I'll try to maintain expected standards.

Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2017 06:09 AM (jw2Xw)

698 lol red. I just commented after I read the whole ONT and comments. Been up for hours.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:09 AM (ByNzS)

699 Zucker insists CNN is not in any trouble due to Trump and accusations of Fake News. Probably true. There are untold millions of LIV's in the US and they intend to remain LIV's. They want news that doesn't burst their bubble and CNN is their choice.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 06:10 AM (1BQGO)

700 New Edition was my generation's Temptations.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:10 AM (CRotO)

701 *waves to Infidel*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:11 AM (CRotO)

702 I love the Temptations. All the old Motown stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:12 AM (ByNzS)

703 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

704 Doffs hat to SMFH, and kisses her hand.

Good morning young lady.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

705 How's it hanging SMFH? Enjoyed your comments this evening. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:14 AM (ByNzS)

706 'sup Salty!

*smiles*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:16 AM (CRotO)

707 Been groovin' to my 80s tunes, Infidel...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:17 AM (CRotO)

708 I so enjoyed watching Trump slap the press around today. I wish the GOPe would take lessons. Chuck Todd is such a retard.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:17 AM (ByNzS)

709 there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: redc1c4


Don't mind me. I find all the shop talk fascinating, being a soft civvy myself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:18 AM (W8bn5)

710 Good to see the comments bubbly.

That Johnny Gill - This One's For Me And You is pretty smooth. Nice. Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

711 692: Watched the first one a couple of weeks back with a coworker. It was well done. I barely remember New Edition. Wasn't the kind of music I was listening too in the mid-late 80s. (The Cult, Rush, G'n'R, etc.)

The young lady sitting in the wicker chair above is rather fetching.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:20 AM (vrVXV)

712 Johnny Gill...Mmmmmmm...

*sigh*

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:20 AM (CRotO)

713 I'm actually considering going to my 30th HS reunion this summer...lol.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:23 AM (CRotO)

714 Zucker insists CNN is not in any trouble due to Trump and accusations of Fake News. Probably true. There are untold millions of LIV's in the US and they intend to remain LIV's. They want news that doesn't burst their bubble and CNN is their choice.

Posted by: Ripley


i) Of course, he's bound to say that, so coming from him, it's meaningless.

ii) At least LIVs are being forced to hear an alternate viewpoint, which hasn't happened before. They may try to reject it, but at least they will wince, and be forced to think, for a few seconds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:23 AM (W8bn5)

715 New Edition - If it Isn't Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReI6gvzVP0Y

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:24 AM (CRotO)

716 I so enjoyed watching Trump slap the press around today. I wish the GOPe would take lessons. Chuck Todd is such a retard.



Posted by: Infidel

I look forward to weekly press beatings, er, briefings. They had become such a routine, predictable bore under Obama and unwatchable, even during a crisis. Only interesting thing would see what sycophant could humble and humiliate himself the most.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 06:24 AM (1BQGO)

717 713: 1987?

Mine would be this year if we even have one. Probably wouldn't go anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (vrVXV)

718 The young lady sitting in the wicker chair above is rather fetching.
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i hope she's fetching sammiches and beer, because i could use a few of both.

well, at least one sammich and at least 6 bottles of Arrogant Bastard*

*they named the beer after me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (JKi7U)

719 I have a long day today. So preps start soon.

But I wanted to say:

Vic, glad you survived the hospital, and that you and Mrs Vic are back together. I appreciated her comments and updates, along with your brothers update.

May you be blessed, and have a serene recovery.


And for the estimable SMFH and the others:

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

720 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at February 17, 2017 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

721 My folks loved theirs. They went back to Long Beach for the 30th. I didn't go to mine. Dropped out in my Jr. year and got my GED before my class graduated. Figured I wouldn't know anyone. Little bro went to his 20th and had fun. You would probably have a good time.

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:27 AM (ByNzS)

722 And a very good morning from lovely Camp Shelby MS.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (Xzn5i)



Oh, do I feel for you. I spent waaaayyy too much time there over the years.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 06:27 AM (GUBah)

723 There was a very famous 18th century English theologian named John Gill. I wonder if FS swoons over him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (W8bn5)

724

NOOD. S'good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (mbhDw)

725 717 713: 1987?

Mine would be this year if we even have one. Probably wouldn't go anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (vrVXV)

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Yep.

I didn't get to go to my 20th due to Iraq.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (CRotO)

726 I'm actually considering going to my 30th HS reunion this summer...lol.
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i've got you beat by a decade... i guess they will have one...

if i go, i'll show up in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, with a hawt blonde on my arm, in her SLK. the big question will be flip flops or shoes.

(i was the only white kid there for 4 VERY long years in Boyle Heights)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:29 AM (JKi7U)

727 Bobby Brown - Get Away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzmjMe_xIPA
I've got to get away [x9]
Ain't nothin' but the funk, Baby!
I need a piece of mind,
I'm stressed out today
It's about that time
To make that get away
Dealin' with the people
I deal with everyday
Got to find a place I can hide away
So I can be away from the madness
Far from the noise and the darkness
It's not too late, there's got to be a way
For me to escape all this nonsense
I've got to get away [x5]
They try and run my life
But that's the way I live
Do what I want to do
'Cause it's my prerogative
People always trippin'
About the things I say
But I'm livin' for the future
And I'm doing things my way
So why does the world just keep on
Doggin' me
I have to leave it all behind
'Cause there's gotta be a way
For me to escape all this nonsense
I've got to get away [x4]
Yo, check the groove be 's kicking a flow real smooth.
E double SS with some cess is a necessity to move.
So hit it where ya fit in and let them rhythm snatch ya.
As I release another Brown batch of Jams that slam
And you can't touch so scram.
I know you cram to understand who I am.
Damn, by the way can I please get this dance
Let's not freelance cause I'm just getting started,
Believe me that was nothing but a Brown party.
That's on, going on and got it going on.
Bob and Ted's rated number one so flow on it
And if you're in the house pump your fist and say ho, ho, ho.
Ted bring me on back
Bring me on back, dance.
There it is, oow.
I've got to get away [To Fade]

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:33 AM (CRotO)

728 Considering that my HS is in Hawaii, aloha shirts are to be expected.

Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:34 AM (CRotO)

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