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Thursday Overnight Open Thread (2/16/17) 4th Monday Of The Week Edition
Quotes of The Day
Quote I
I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. -Barry GoldwaterFake news. It has been around a long time. Quote II
To live under the American Constitution is the greatest political privilege that was ever accorded to the human race. - Calvin CoolidgeWouldn't it be special the saboteurs of the Trump presidency paid attention to this quote? Quote III
In any event, the proper question isn't what a journalist thinks is relevant but what his or her audience thinks is relevant. Denying people information they would find useful because you think they shouldn't find it useful is censorship, not journalism. -Michael Kinsley
Once upon a time NBC=National Broadcasting Company. Now? NBC=Nothing But Corrections.
“In our case, we contended that CNN essentially made up its own standard in order to conduct an ‘apples to oranges’ comparison to support its false assertion that St. Mary’s mortality rate was 3 times higher than the national average. Accordingly, the case against CNN certainly fits the description of media-created ‘Fake News.'” said Carbone’s attorney L. Lin Wood, in a statement to LawNewz.com.
If you had the opportunity to show your political foe as an ignorant, hateful individual would you take it? Well, if you are on the left of course you won't. Adversarial journalist whimps out because of Milo. Quite the tough guy, NOT.
A journalist who was booked as a panelist on this week’s Real Time with Bill Maher has canceled his appearance after learning that Breitbart News’ Milo Yiannopoulos also will be on the show. Jeremy Scahill, who founded the self-proclaimed “adversarial journalism” site The Intercept, announced his exit on social media this afternoon.
Speaking of Hollywood, The ONT likes this actor, Robert Davi. Open letter to the Hollywood Moon Bats.
I propose that Meryl Steep, Chelsea Handler, Richard Gere, Robert DeNiro, Christoph Waltz and others lead an Oscar first: let’s do away with the rules, barriers, and tickets to the Oscars and after-parties, such as the swanky Vanity Fair party or the Weinsteins’ star-studded affair. I ask all migrants, all illegal immigrant criminals and all un-vetted refugees to converge on Hollywood to come to the Oscars and all the after-parties, even those held at the mansions or the Chateau Marmont or anywhere else. After all, we in the Hollywood community want to show all Islamic extremists that we have love in our hearts — and what better way to do that than by inviting them along on our most important night?
Repeal and replace? Repair? Or just let Obamacare die a slow and painful death?
Aetna Inc. Chief Executive Officer Mark Bertolini escalated his criticism of the Affordable Care Act, saying Obamacare’s markets are nearing failure as premiums climb and healthier individuals drop out. “It is in a death spiral,” Bertolini said in a video interview with the Wall Street Journal that aired Wednesday on the newspaper’s website. He predicted that more insurers will drop out of the market for 2018, following Humana Inc.’s decision to quit Obamacare entirely for next year.
If there is a will. There is a way. Mexican drug cartels get creative on pot smuggling. Feds find one big-ass catapult.
Border Patrol agents got lucky a few days ago when they spotted several people running away from a section of border fence near Douglas, Arizona. After going to investigate, the DHS employees discovered a catapult and two giant blocks of weed. You can guess what the catapult was for.
For every action is there is an equal reaction. Poachers face immediate and lethal sanctions.
Problems with the Oroville Dam were made known years ago.
While information is still be gathered, early reports have stated that three environmental groups warned federal officials way back in 2005 that something like this could happen, and what's perhaps even more concerning is the fact that Oroville is just one of nearly 100,000 dams across the US that are in serious need of repairs.
More California silliness. Let them leave. Maybe Cuba or Venezuela will bail them out.
I hate to get too libertarian, but spending $33.1 million to hire 134 permanent positions to implement new medical marijuana laws seems unnecessary, given the longstanding robust free market in the commodity. Just walk a block on Haight Street in San Francisco to find out how robust. I will grant that the $700,000 for research on better pesticides for marijuana cultivation is a constructive expenditure, useful worldwide. Thanks, California Dude
Brian Wilson rolled tape on take one of “Good Vibrations” on February 17, 1966. Six months, four studios and $50,000 later, he finally completed his three-minute-and-thirty-nine-second symphony, pieced together from more than 90 hours of tape recorded during literally hundreds of sessions.
February 16, 1969 George Jones and Tammy Wynette married in Ringgold, Georgia, after telling others that their marriage was in August 1968. They quickly earnt the titles such as "The First Couple of Country Music," "Country's Sweethearts," and "The President and First Lady."
Senator Kid Rock? Michigan GOP mentions possibility of senate run. Take that
Do you think you are coming down with something? Have a cough? Never mind cough drops. CHOCOLATE. h/t isophorone
Before email. Before text messages. Love Letters.
Dearest Angel Girl: ...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love you, that's all there is to it. Your boy, Orson
No quizzes, no tests. Just a story about Math.
His program, JUMP (Junior Undiscovered Math Prodigies) Math, is being used by 15,000 kids in eight US states (it is aligned with the Common Core), more than 150,000 in Canada, and about 12,000 in Spain. The US Department of Education found it promising enough to give a $2.75 million grant in 2012 to Tracy Solomon and Rosemary Tannock, cognitive scientists at the Hospital for Sick Children and the University of Toronto, to conduct a randomized control trial with 1,100 kids and 40 classrooms. The results, out later this year, hope to confirm previous work the two did in 2010, which showed that students from 18 classrooms using JUMP progressed twice as fast on a number of standardized math tests as those receiving standard instruction in 11 other classrooms.Spend. Spend. Spend.
Meet Mary "Polly" Phelps. Inventor of the modern day bra.
It wasn’t until 1910 that Polly realized something important was missing from her life. She was busy one day preparing for a debutante ball when she looked in the mirror and realized she loathed the way a corset made her look. It bunched up her bodice and squished her breasts into a single, uncomfortable monobosom. In her memoir, The Passionate Years, she referred to it as “a box-like armour of whalebone and pink cordage.” Like all great innovators before her, necessity was the mother of Polly’s invention. She grabbed a handkerchief, ribbon, and a needle, and before the party was off the ground, had fashioned herself a new undergarment: the modern bra.
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick politely tells Roger Goodell and the NFLto
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick told the National Football League to “get out of politics” and “not tell states what their public policy is” Wednesday after the NFL warned the state about moving forward with a transgender bathroom bill. Just one week after the NFL held the Super Bowl in Houston, league spokesman Brian McCarthy issued a statement advising the state of Texas to carefully consider whether or not to pass Senate Bill 6, also known as the Texas Privacy Act. The bill, which was proposed in January, allows businesses to choose their own bathroom policies while prohibiting schools from allowing students to use bathrooms or locker rooms whose specified gender does not match their biological sex.
How the ctrl-Left drove me away from American liberalism.h/t DoublySymmetric
A good friend of mine, who also happens to be an outstanding author, once quipped, “If I am forced to choose a side, I choose the side which is not forcing me to choose sides.” Seldom have I ever encountered phrasing more apt. Because that’s precisely how I feel. I’ve been feeling that way, for years now. It was not a sudden thing. It was a gradual realization. The slow clarity of an underlying sentiment, incrementally surfacing.A good read.
How to party at the office. Barfing isn't a good idea? Who knew? Obvious rookie cop mistake. A veteran wouldn't have made this mistake and win the Genius Award.
Promising news on the Autism front is Today's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Wicker.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 09:54 PM (89T5c)
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Posted by: Oscar at February 16, 2017 09:58 PM (W8bn5)
"Ok, I've stopped laughing....but I'm still an idiot. I got up to get a closer look at the TV. I stood between my laptop and the front of the TV and the blue spot went away. I turn around and burst out laughing.
I bought a cooling pad to put my laptop on because it seemed to be getting very warm. It has blue lights on it......"
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 09:52 PM (Enq6K)
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How many glasses of wine have you had, young lady?
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM
I'm not.
Posted by: otho at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
You have got to be shitting me.
And people wonder why I drink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Captain Ned at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (WI6nT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (a/6mU)
Posted by: The Nude Grouch at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz)
*grumbles*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)
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{{{Insomniac}}}
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)
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Sorry media this press conference played very different with Trumps supporters
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (y3aQB)
...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall
tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our
need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come
to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The
pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that
companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an
unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine
your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little
baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love
you, that's all there is to it.
Your boy,
Orson
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*eyeroll*
And then along came wedding cake...and hate.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
With some spooning on the side?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (a/6mU)
And is vigorously defending this lawful order. I will not back down
from defending our country. I got elected on defense of our country. I
keep my campaign promises, and our citizens will be very happy when they
see the results. They already are; I can tell you that. Extreme vetting
will be put in place, and it already is in place in many places. In
fact, we had to go quicker than we thought because of the bad decision
we received from a circuit that has been overturned at a record number.
I've heard 80%. I find that hard to believe. That's just a number I've
heard, that they're overturned 80% of the time.
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So much awesome.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 09:59 PM (CRotO)
Just one...in large ice tea glass. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (WrMht)
Detroit used to sell muscle cars like that, buy the car, get the girl. Didn't work for me.
Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (WvEqp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
He'll be voted in by all his heroes at the methadone clinic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)
It's quality content like this that keeps this place the bleeding edge of the new media paradigm.
Or something.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (lutOX)
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I hope ICE turns the catapult the other way and uses it on drug dealing illegals here.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
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Just keeping you on your toes, that's all.
Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2017 10:02 PM
No, they don't.
Posted by: rob liefeld at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (7qAYi)
Heh. Who's the fag now?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (KP5rU)
FIFY, HONKY.
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (LMcFk)
I'm not real keen on McCain, Graham, or Rubio either. But what the hell.
Friends ... you have nothing to fear from a Kid Rock senatorship.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (sBOL1)
*grumbles*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)
Aw. *hugs back*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
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These little high school bitchez would NEVER say anything to anyone's face.
Hiding behind the byline. Cowards all.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)
The media believes it is all about them. They don't have a fucking clue, can't adapt, can't think on their own, and act like children because they don't get their narrative. All they have to do is their jobs, which is foreign to them. It's surreal.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Om16U)
I hope they use the catapult to launch illegals back over the boarder.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (qIhPN)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:01 PM (voOPb)
Spooning has to be on the side - it doesn't work otherwise!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 16, 2017 10:07 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:04 PM
******
And all his homeys in the county in cell block 6
Posted by: L, Elle at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (RUbKA)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR)
...I suppose most of us are lonely in this big world, but we must fall
tremendously in love to find it out. The cure is the discovery of our
need for company -- I mean company in the very special sense we've come
to understand since we happened to each other -- you and I. The
pleasures of human experience are emptied away without that
companionship -- now that I've known it; without it joy is just an
unendurable as sorrow. You are my life -- my very life. Never imagine
your hope approximates what you are to me. Beautiful, precious little
baby -- hurry up the sun! -- make the days shorter till we meet. I love
you, that's all there is to it.
Your boy,
Orson
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*eyeroll*
And then along came wedding cake...and hate.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)
And then the divorce... and alimony... and lawyer bills...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (qf6WZ)
Commenter: commenting about politics isn't your thing. Your ignorance just got wrecked. Heard the Fischer Price page is looking for uneducated trolls.
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Bill R.: That's Fisher Price.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (jKUeC)
Be well all, hope Vic is rocking it after his surgery. Prayers up from here for Vic.
Posted by: Farmer at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (o/90i)
"Fork Me, I'm a Dais!"
Is that what you mean?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:03 PM (a/6mU)
Prongs make me hot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:06 PM (kBiSH)
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They have had their way for about 30 years. A generation and a half of spoiled brats is now meeting a new Headmaster.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (voOPb)
{{{Scogg}}}
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (fiGNd)
It would be antithetical to human nature, unforts. We are, in every sense, surrounded by humans.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)
As he interviews the guy on the sidewalk, people keep walking by with their increasingly garish wicker purchases. I remember a giant wicker frog.
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (iMxBJ)
31: tami, i see no problem.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (KP5rU)
Me neither! Thank you chavez.
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 09:56 PM (P/kVC)
A gal who just went on a date with John Wick
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (Om16U)
"Fools learn from their mistakes. The wise learn from the mistakes of others." - Otto von Bismarck
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: ibguy at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (A1ltW)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (A1ltW)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (/BaWR)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (J8/9G)
As long as she can handle conversational english she will do all right, but they probably have someone who speaks kiwi to make it easy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)
"Fools learn from their mistakes. The wise learn from the mistakes of others." - Otto von Bismarck
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (J8/9G)
Good quote... but I'd amend it...
Fools, never learn... the intelligent learn from their own mistakes... the Wise learn from the mistakes of others...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)
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Content-heavy thread, lotsa 'rons and 'ettes all on the server at the same time, and your neighbor is stealing wifi to stream Danish midget porn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Somewhere. Some guy.
Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)
http://tinyurl.com/zs9gpk3
Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: davidt's Neighbor at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)
My guess is its packed with content
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aMlLZ)
The Oroville Dam was "known to authorities" much the same as the Boston Marathon bombers or Orlando shooter was.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (EZebt)
Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)
And other eternal truths about hot babes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (tHwdc)
I think Foamy has lost it with this video
https://youtu.be/Ig-beK5YgjM
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (a/6mU)
Posted by: Nic Cage at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: davidt's Neighbor at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (XoldI)
Then just stop at foreplay, dude.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (a/6mU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (EZebt)
Rain hits northern Calif. tonight... but will really hit Sunday....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (J8/9G)
Why does the ONT always load so slowly compared to other threads of the day?
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:10 PM (XoldI)
My guess is its packed with content
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aMlLZ)
Content-heavy thread, lotsa 'rons and 'ettes all on the server at the same time, and your neighbor is stealing wifi to stream Danish midget porn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lutOX)
Yeah, what he said. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (aMlLZ)
Is completely sick of putting up with her shit.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)*
I'll take my chances with that one.
Posted by: every other guy in the world at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (VDCWC)
I hate fucking midgets.
Grow a bigger dick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)
Like that will make it easier.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Afroman at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (NCDn0)
Literally saw Grace and the Nocturnals open for Gov't Mule at the Tabernacle in Atlanta in 2006. Went the next day and bought 2 of their CDs. Does a great cover of "White Rabbit". https://youtu.be/1Vy1OoBAL-E
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:16 PM (A7jp6)
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and
luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love
off with a stick.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:12 PM
The intellectual weight of the comments is significantly higher, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (kBiSH)
Do yourself a favor - hit on her cute shorter friend instead.
Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (KP5rU)
I been sitting here just wastin' time.
Drinking. Smoking. Thinking
Trying to free my mind.
Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Don Q.
Fools insist on power.
The intelligent insist on data.
The wise wonder where the data and power went.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (a/6mU)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)
Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)
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Yep. Cute, maybe a little bit chubby, laughs easily. Winner.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (bUjWk)
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and
luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love
off with a stick.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:17 PM (KgpWR)
So much truth.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2017 10:20 PM (itHFV)
Posted by: Mork at February 16, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)
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No idea.
Posted by: Al Franken at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Afroman at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (NCDn0)
Do yourself a favor - hit on her cute shorter friend instead.
Your chances will be so, so much better. Unfairly so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:18 PM (fiGNd)*
The sofa is off limits, dude.
Posted by: couch f¤cker at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Don Q.
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Your welcome , Wise people.
Your fucking welcome.
XXOO
us others
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:21 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:22 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR)
Who the FUCK are these rancid ass-poles?
They're the kings of a fucking kid's game, a sport, a meaningless nothing of a waste of time. Where have they become filled by the notion that they can diktat the structures of society?
Let them take their useless baby game and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
*wipes away a tear*
God Bless Texas.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)
Slowly her hand moves down to her (cont. p. 94)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nick Cage at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:25 PM (b1ifU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:25 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (KgpWR)
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I've never asked you what burb you're in. I'm in Acworth.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:26 PM (bUjWk)
Slowly her hand moves down to her (cont. p. 94)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)*
Well, someone is daydreaming.
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 16, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)
iPhone, where she pulls up her Tindr app and right swipes that handsome rich guy she'd been stalking on Facebook.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Based on my limited review of Indian action movies, I'm tending to go with the latter.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2017 10:27 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (QCc6B)
Not many pictures in the article by the bra inventor, but the words made up for it.
Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (WvEqp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (v5iqM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4N5YTD32Gk
Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Mary "Polly" Phelps at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (W8bn5)
I would defer my time to the Honorable Senator from Michigan With the Old Drop Top and a Spot to Pimp as well ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:30 PM (b1ifU)
Here!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:13 PM
What did you do now ?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (hscyr)
Now she would have made the movie so much better.
Posted by: Nic Cage at February 16, 2017 10:14 PM (Xpeyq)
***
She's no Britt Eckland (sp?).
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (lutOX)
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I LOL'd.
Gotta feel sorry for the kids, though.
'Mom, chill the hell out. It's a donut."
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:31 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)
A few years ago, maybe...
but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (oXKWd)
One reason not stated in the paragraph why it took six months to complete the recording of Good Vibrations was that Brian was still working on Pet Sounds in the first three months of 1966.
But yeh, Brian was a perfectionist who required countless takes until he felt it was "right"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (Ya7zs)
Actually, it's a metal detector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYuBriNT7U
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Drc at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (sWzpv)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:33 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (VBsKP)
I been sitting here just wastin' time.
Drinking. Smoking. Thinking
Trying to free my mind.
Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Xpeyq)
Delightful, just delightful!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)
Texas tells the NFL to eat a bag of dicks.
Trump tells CNN (and the BBC) to eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (Rx8Bs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (kP16F)
MH, the I.P. below still gets the banhammer. Can you fix it or is that a job for axe?
12.171.176.202
If you can assist, thanks much!
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble and occasionally hotheaded poster at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (5P8ho)
You think *our* comment section gets rowdy sometimes? We don't come close to them.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)
They're the kings of a fucking kid's game, a sport, a meaningless nothing of a waste of time. Where have they become filled by the notion that they can diktat the structures of society?
Let them take their useless baby game and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Yeah, who the hell do they think they are?
Posted by: Jon Hamm at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
I've been meaning to tell you - this would be better with four each.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Rx8Bs)
Posted by: djrichiep at February 16, 2017 10:19 PM (A7jp6)
His house has a wine cellar.
It's filled with Jack Daniels.
He's good to go.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (GUBah)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832291727260135425
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832291860798377984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292006726598656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292161735507969
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292364781760512
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Ya7zs)
but, if Trump can't win Georgia I don't want to live there.
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Hillary's +10 in John Lewis' district.
Gonna be short night.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)
Sigh.....education has failed another one.
The Three Amigos - it's from a classic bit of dialogue between two Mexican bandits.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:36 PM (b1ifU)
And people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine ...
... the Honorable Senator from Michigan
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (fiGNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292512496775169
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292647997960197
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292771809603584
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832292920933941250
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/832293052869926912
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (Ya7zs)
I would defer my time to the Honorable Senator from Michigan With the Old Drop Top and a Spot to Pimp as well ...<<<
Oh, look. I found Heidi Fleiss. She's going to be my spokesperson.
Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:37 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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"Sew, old one. Sew like the wind!"
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)
Just livin' my life. It's usually enough.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM
Mmm hmmm. So who's the instigator, you or the emotional 2 1/2 year old?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner
So, does that mean you get NZ citizenship? Because getting into Middle Earth is very difficult.
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (zZb/S)
"Nah, I didn't stick around for anything the Rabbi actually did, just jotted down some of his sayings... well, maybe I just plagiarised what I found in Matthew and Luke, asked around a bit, and then made some sh!t up.
"It was good enough for the Jesus Seminar..."
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 10:28 PM (v5iqM)
Happy Jimsday, Jim in Galveston! Did they name it after you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)<<<
Well, not anyone.
Posted by: Ashley "Puffy Face" Judd at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 10:32 PM (oXKWd)
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Yeah. My county, Cobb, went for Scankles. Just confirms the decision to retire to West Texas.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:40 PM (kP16F)
24/7
I have noticed it only because Ms Kinetic, bless her soul, turns on the tv and wants to watch either GMA or Today in the morning, and her need for news includes having it on for both the local and national feeds evenings. We've no cable and so no CNN or FNC. The antenna brings us only NBC and ABC.
Whether it is Lauer or Stephanopolous in the a.m., or David Muir or Lester Holt evenings, plus whatever local twit affiliates the local feeds have behind their desks, it is all TrumpHitlerFascistLiarDisarrayTurmoil all the time. I have noted it every day since the inauguration.
It will likely never stop, no matter what. The drumbeat will get louder, the demonstrations more frequent, the sit-ins, stand-ins and lie-ins, more marches on the Capitol, more buycotts, Twitter shut-downs, more chaos.
We've not been down a road like this before. Where are we going?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (J+eG2)
Me, of course. He's not old enough to hold a soldering iron, much less drink.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (IcT7t)
We'll see if we can get it straightened out tomorrow for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (b1ifU)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)
He has an ex-wife?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
3% of the population, even if they ALL make themselves scarce?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2017 10:42 PM (oVJmc)
...............
think so?
3's have a certain rhythm though
let me ponder this
Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (b1ifU)
One of my favorite sites for inspirational posters and art work.
Wife buys me the calendar for Christmas every year. I hang them at work.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (fiGNd)
It was pleasant hearing English spoken all day
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM
You haven't got him a baby sized pewter beer mug? What kind of uncle are you?!!!! Jeez, that's one of my earliest memories, drinking beer out of that little mug "no no, you just sip it!"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)
No, a 2 1/2 year old little dude who happens to be emotional. Visits regularly, we have a good time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:44 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (KgpWR)
let me ponder this
Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (VBsKP)
I've been reading it as four this entire time.
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump...Deport, deport, deport, deport.
I figure it's a message from the other side...
OF THE BORDER! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)
It was a Day without Immigrants? I truly did not notice.
I guess I should denounce myself, but...nah.
Posted by: moki at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (gfRCk)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:46 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
They did that here, like 20 years ago. John Q. Public was so happy about the lack of traffic & congestion, that they didn't do it again. Until now. Hopefully same effect.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (hscyr)
Keep me laughing , team.
I want to pass out grinnin.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:45 PM (nlbfN)
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You 'rons never disappoint.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (CRotO)
are you?!!!! Jeez, that's one of my earliest memories, drinking beer
out of that little mug "no no, you just sip it!"
He stills throws cups, so I gotta find him a plastic one first.
BTW, I'm more like "Grandpa" than "Uncle" for the little guy. No genetic relationship, just complicated social ones.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2017 10:41 PM (U6f54)
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I think the closest parallel is Chile. That is a story that ended well IMHO. our story of course has yet to be written. I've heard often here that this is a stupid time to be alive. I think the times are interesting. Which is why our house is now armed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Let's hope they don't follow up with a "Day Without Muslims."
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: garrett"
He did win Georgia. Just not Atlanta and a few other areas.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (WrMht)
3% of the population, even if they ALL make themselves scarce?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
So hourly employees missing a day's pay. That'll show us.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
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That's a good, woody word.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM
Just a coincidence it rhymes with slut?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
My guess is that a Collie is smarter than Susan Collins and prettier
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)
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I think that everyone here is pretty safe.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (WvEqp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (
And she's actually worked for a living, unlike Collins who's been feeding on the public teat for years.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:47 PM (KP5rU)<<<
Obviously. Heidi ran a successful business.
Posted by: Senator Rock (R-MI) at February 16, 2017 10:50 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)
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Yep. This state is mostly Red. Like others, a few areas only suck.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:50 PM (bUjWk)
That's a good, woody word. Surfeit is a nasty, tinny word.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:43 PM (b1ifU)
Gorn. So of course I had to look up the original Python sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Another cromulent exemplar of the principle. Some of our best words are the Anglo-Saxon/Germanic ones; there's too much ersatz Latin/French in too much of our writing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (b1ifU)
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Wicker was not intended to be sexed upon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
Sfw, it still cracks me up.
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (b1ifU)
Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2017 10:35 PM (Rx8Bs)
Eleanor Clift is still alive?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
OMG. Who will make the sandwiches?
Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (/Nite)
++++
That's not true, actually. The officer wasn't a rookie. Had been on the force for 8 years. Also, she wasn't alone. There were multiple officers on the scene. And, they ran two drug field tests which both came back positive.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-cop-
mistook-doughnut-glaze-for-meth-20160727-story.html
There was another story not so long ago about cops arresting someone because cops ran a drug field test on some material they found in someone's trash. Came back positive for marijuana. It was tea leaves.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/
01/11/why-the-wet-tea-leaves-drug-raid-was-outrageous/
I say the problem is not with the individual officers. It is with these questionable drug field tests being used as probable cause, as well as the police departments that are training their officers to use them. These unreliable test kits should be banned.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)*
Miley, you know the rule: pics, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (VDCWC)
Steve Wynn, are you listening? "President Trump's Greatest Press Hits", Blu-ray box set free with every $50 donation to the Trump 2020 campaign fund. It works for that gawdawful PBS, it'll work for us.
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (WrMht)
The letterspacing on that demotivational poster annoys me. Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:05 PM (LMcFk)
Normally, I don't say things like that, because autism gets boring that way. But, like, no shit. Annoys the heck out of me.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (jct82)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (b1ifU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM
Yep. Not a gunt to do the Danish runt.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2017 10:55 PM (qJhUV)
She does. Trust me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 16, 2017 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Eleanor Clift is still alive?
Hillary keeps her around in case she needs parts.
Parts:The Clonus Horror
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)
Then how are they going to keep their arrest numbers up? And make seizures of cars, houses and cash? How are they going to win the drug war?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)<<<
All those sammiches lost, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
Divorce, I'd suggest a numbered trust to shelter your assets and a firearms trust with an external trustee. Talk to your boss about taking some pay in cash now.
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 10:57 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (JNDQi)
Veteran officer knows donuts and donut glaze
Rookie officer not so much
My bad for not communicating joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (VDCWC)
I know the rules, and I break them with distressing regularity.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
officers. It is with these questionable drug field tests being used as
probable cause, as well as the police departments that are training
their officers to use them. These unreliable test kits should be banned.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)Don't ban the kits. That way lies a regulatory nightmare. Seriously. Just make kit makers liable for the errors, and police forces liable for the use of kits without proper validation standards.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (jct82)
A day without shrieking feminist harpies: paradise
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2017 10:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: tbodie at February 16, 2017 10:54 PM
IIRC, this is her second or third violation of that Sacred Horde Rule in just the last week or so.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (DMUuz)
Liberals in 1981: Can't we get along with Russia? We all want peace. Reagan is going to start WWIII with his "evil empire" rhetoric.
Liberals in 2017: Trump is trying to get along with Russia??? Impeach him! Treason!!!11!!
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
If I can be a resource for you contact me. Check the nic.
Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (/Nite)
I had no idea that Charlie Daniels writes an opinion column.
https://tinyurl.com/jzexe3j
Posted by: Country Singer at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GUBah)
I dunno about Charlie's opinions, but I get a lot of my opinions from his brother Jack.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 11:01 PM (jct82)
Posted by: Mortimer
Oh thank gawd.
Seriously though, they are just fueling the slightly weird Iron john howling thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:02 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2017 11:00 PM (DMUuz)
Why Duncan, I didn't know you cared!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (YKht4)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (JNDQi)
Yea, something like that. Will actually turn out to be "Day Without Feminists," which will be... Awesome.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (LMcFk)
They need to raise the detection floor and include an orthogonal technology. What do small diamond ATRs go for these days?
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2017 11:04 PM (zZb/S)
Every Day is a Day without Women.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)<<<
So... date night.
Posted by: Barry and Reggie at February 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Xpeyq)
A-oh-el....really, I didn't know they were still around.
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton!
An e-mail to that will get you an e-mail from from my real e-mail.
Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:05 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: moki at February 16, 2017 11:06 PM (gfRCk)
Every Day is a Day without Women.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:03 PM (oXKWd)
Yeah, except for my cat Kira.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
No woman, no cry.
Or some other reggae tuneage.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:07 PM (v5iqM)
there once was a tuna from waco
who imagined that he was a mako
some people remarked
he looked like a shark
but he still ended up in a taco!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:07 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
Yeah, for the media.
Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (/Nite)
BTW, I'm more like "Grandpa" than "Uncle" for the little guy. No genetic relationship, just complicated social ones.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)
Get one of those thick, unbreakable shot glasses. Fits the kids small hand, holds just enough, and looks cool in photos!
Posted by: hambone at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (7VHd+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)
=========
HuffPo has been melting down for at least 10 hours and counting...
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (bUjWk)
Now this is a good idea!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (WTSFk)
I learned about the Federal Elections Commission today, or the FEC. Interesting stuff.
My only question: are the federal workers at the FEC known as FECes?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:10 PM (u8kLQ)
maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR)
My all-time favorite Demotivator.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: garrett
==
except the ette's.
I imagine what they must be like and their lucky husbands and boyfriends.
Life is just one big near miss, really.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)
https://youtu.be/niuMSkX9DRQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (AjjIl)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 16, 2017 10:09 PM (bUjWk)
And spanking has returned to school.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 16, 2017 11:13 PM (nQ10o)
I sent a test.
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 16, 2017 11:13 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (WTSFk)
I imagine what they must be like and their lucky husbands and boyfriends.
Life is just one big near miss, really.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)
Yeah, my ghostly husband and nonexistent boyfriend take turns.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:15 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: This Is CNN at February 16, 2017 11:15 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble and occasionally hotheaded poster at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (5P8ho)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
As opposed to which Better GOPe site?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (4YGWz)
my favorite part so far is Good Vibrations. Brian seems so proud of the song, and it's something to be proud of. that song stops time. it's something new. everytime i hear it.
and about Pres. Trump. what a difference a day makes.
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (8mO0Q)
i frequent a hot rod site. they were hawking a new paint. supposed to be
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented. the first commenter
said he would paint his car in that paint but, he was afraid one of the
kardashians' would try to fuck it. he didn't want to deal with all the
snail trails on his new paint.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Tell me it's a new glossy black header paint from JetHot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (oXKWd)
I sent a test.
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton!
You should have a reply.
Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
==
oh dear.
Miss Miley.
The candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright, and yours burned so brightly.
Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented.
Are they?
Or are some Black and some a Slightly Darker Black?
Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2017 11:18 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:14 PM (tHwdc)Types......deletes.........types.......deletes......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (jct82)
Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)
It was a glorious candle, while it lasted. Thank you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)
You can always remember what I showed you, and laugh.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (CRotO)
I ran across one the other day.
This one seems to be the same as posted in the Soap Box section of the CDB site.
The dates are different, and I don't know about other posts.
Posted by: dDan at February 16, 2017 11:21 PM (hwYmz)
Rookie officer not so much
My bad for not communicating joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)
++++
Even a veteran can make a rookie mistake. And overanalyzing a joke is always an exercise in futility.
I just was aware of the part that the drug kit played in the story from seeing it linked somewhere else. Story makes the cops look like idiots, but they followed their training. Saw something that might have been drugs, so they ran the test that's supposed to be able to tell the difference between a little rock of meth and a piece of sugar glaze.
I don't know one way or another, but I would be curious to know if that department is still using those drug kits. I bet they are. They might have switched to another brand, but that doesn't mean it would be any better.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)
381 If anyone runs into qdpsteve, he was looking for Sopranos and Mad Men DVD's . I have seen them in the local pawnshop for 4 bucks a season. Tell him to leave me a message in the very tail end of the ONT (4:00am)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2017 09:26 PM (daE7Z)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 16, 2017 11:22 PM (KzvQU)
https://youtu.be/niuMSkX9DRQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:12 PM (lutOX)
The one that came up right after it is a better video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRb_Qxi1uV0
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
My dad used to work for JetHot. Glossy black header paint is the Holy Grail. He said it CAN'T.BE.DONE.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
My greatest ungranted wish is that someone would rememebr me as fondly as you speak of him.
seriously, passing out now.
alcohol makes the heart grow fondle orsome shit...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)
Yes.
.
I.CAN!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Guy Who Says Boners! at February 16, 2017 11:26 PM (uSlc8)
Just sayin'.
This is just stupid.
Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Longbow Emporium at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (uSlc8)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (WTSFk)
My greatest ungranted wish is that someone would rememebr me as fondly as you speak of him.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KgpWR)
You just never know what God has in store for you. I didn't.
And don't.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)
Or a Glock.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)
Everyone does not get that. No , not at all. :-)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KgpWR)
++++
The beginning is an old expression, but once you add the end, it's a Blade Runner quote. Tyrell to Roy Baty.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W)
Let's hope there are no elder gods therein.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:23 PM (4YGWz)
I remember seeing this awhile back:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5qebxc
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
"Big storm coming! Go to bigstorm.com!!"
"Heatwave on its way! Go to bigheat.com!!"
"Trump melts down in press conference! Go to trumpmeltdown.com!!"
"Lena Dunham slips on a banana peel! Go to bananapeelscankill.com!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (u8kLQ)
They tend to get banned.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
What again is the godspell to stop it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
As I said - Holy Grail. They're hot for glossy black; Daddy said it can't be done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc)
---
Aka privates.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:30 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)
"Friends ... you have nothing to fear from a Kid Rock senatorship."
Anything to get rid of Stab-U-Now.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2017 11:33 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)
++++
Wiki says it absorbs 99.965% of light, so that tiny fraction left over would be reflected.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:29 PM (4YGWz)
I was going to post something from Godspell, but then I realized I would have to do drastic things again to remove the memories
Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)
Apparently. Even the image on the webpage looks almost unnaturally black.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Yep. They will be putting it inside lenses to kill stray light refraction.
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WrMht)
the deepest, blackest, black paint ever invented.
That's what everybody uses on their picket fences.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (kCDOM)
- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch
- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating
- There is a number between 7 and 9
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
The high temps kill the gloss.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (lutOX)
This is the internet, you know.
Posted by: garrett
Curses! Got outed yet again!!
Posted by: qdpstephanie at February 16, 2017 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)
Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:25 PM (v5iqM)
---
Ma Deuce FTW.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (CRotO)
If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
They're listed in both the Summit and JEGS catalogs.
Also, you can usually find Glossy Black Headers near most any downtown Greyhound Bus station.
But, you don't wanna go there. Literally and figuratively.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
I wonder if you could overwhelm it. If the light is stuck in there bouncing around until it converts to heat, what would it take to give it more light than it could handle, or does it happen so fast that you would never be able to overload it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (R+30W)
- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch
- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating
- There is a number between 7 and 9
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)
The mysteries of pudding were revealed to me here. Yes.
Steve, I have a message for you from Ben Had, last thread:
If anyone runs into qdpsteve, he was looking for
Sopranos and Mad Men DVD's . I have seen them in the local pawnshop for 4
bucks a season. Tell him to leave me a message in the very tail end of
the ONT (4:00am)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2017 09:26 PM (daE7Z)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (tHwdc)
- Liz Warren is one ugly, ugly bitch
- Pudding is for much, much more than just eating
- There is a number between 7 and 9
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)
---
So many things I have learned here...
So.
Many.
Things.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:38 PM (CRotO)
Funny how you guys are always finding these treasures at thrift shops. Here in L.A. most everything at thrift shops looks like it was previously eaten and vomited back up by a heroin addict.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:39 PM (u8kLQ)
Ma Deuce FTW.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (CRotO)
* Cannister.
* Beehive.
W. (status) F'd.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:39 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:40 PM (kP16F)
It'd be difficult for Cupid to get people to fall in love when their hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities through an exit wound, never to be seen again.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpstephanie at February 16, 2017 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)
I dropped you an email a coupe nights ago, btw.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:41 PM (oXKWd)
If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
What do you want to know?
You should know by now that I'm fairly laid back
Stay away from violence
Stay away from race
Stay away from personal attacks on fellow morons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)
If I knew, the ban would be lifted. To comply with a cob's request on the topic, that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Oh, shit, you guys totes missed the Cloak of Calvinball in this here ditch.
*lofts *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:42 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (oXKWd)
She's Stefani Joanne, and I'm Steven John.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)
"
What Cupid needs is a full auto crossbow like this guy made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKGjRoSofA
Posted by: Willy J. at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:43 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:44 PM (Jq3uB)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (Aa3G8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (89T5c)
You're here, you're contributing to the conversation.
You're an 'ette.
How does it feel to be 29 and gorgeous?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2017 11:45 PM (IcT7t)
I can safely say I had my surnames first. I was born in 1966 and she was born in 1986.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
String net hammocks take some coordination, but are wonderful in the summer beachfront shade.
No sand.
Posted by: hambone at February 16, 2017 11:46 PM (7VHd+)
She's 47 and trying WAY too hard to still look 25. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (u8kLQ)
Don't know it's earlier industrial applications, but I'd not be surprised if it were an outgrowth of aviation turbine coatings. Ceramic turbine blades were a Holy Grail thing there, for a while. Now, the insanely exotic alloys lead in that arena.
*wanders off to wiki to do some digging*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (Aa3G8)
I think it was highly transmissive, highly adiabatic. Lemmie search an see if I can find out.
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (WrMht)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
smiling, because if you put it that way, my current romantic status sounds like i'm in a violent comic book, or a magical realism story...and that it can be fixed.
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (kP16F)
I know an art / photo conservator there.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: CNN at February 16, 2017 11:49 PM (Xpeyq)
Well, except for the "Cancer does doesn't just kill the person, but also those the person loves" bullshit.
That sucked.
But other than that, I'm cracking up.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:50 PM (CRotO)
---
Only gypsies, tramps & thieves are celebrating
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (voOPb)
---
Fuck that bitch.
Damn lunatic turned our daughter into a freak.
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (CRotO)
My fave Cher song BTW. Surprised no one's ever tried to turn that song into a great DC satire/comedy movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)
when I look in the mirror i'm usually pleasantly surprised.
bad self___ don't you know. but it's fun to be made out of words, here.
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (8mO0Q)
I have heard that in actual reality, Cher is horribly upset about Chastity becoming male and that it's one of the things that's turned her into the crazy bitch she is today. But she can't say that because then she knows she'll be crucified by the SJWs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 16, 2017 11:11 PM (KgpWR)
Or a constant beating.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 11:53 PM (0mRoj)
"Very high front to back thermal conduction - excellent for Black Body calibration sources."
They also mention it absorbs down into near infrared.
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 16, 2017 11:54 PM (WrMht)
She's 47 and trying WAY too hard to still look 25. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:47 PM (u8kLQ)
---
Yep.
But I still love her voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0
Love this video.
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 16, 2017 11:54 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (oXKWd)
hearts are blasted apart with chunks departing their chest cavities
through an exit wound, never to be seen again.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I felt that way for a long time. Now I feel like my heart is Terminator 2, pulling back together again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (u8kLQ)
even to this woman, she looked good.
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 16, 2017 11:56 PM (Jq3uB)
That's the divorce.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)
Add animals to outdoor adventure and you'll likely have a winner.
Posted by: Thorvald at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (OQubk)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (H5rtT)
Cher wasn't a crazy liberal bitch then, by my estimation. She was just a funny lady on a variety show with Sonny, that my parents and I enjoyed watching.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (u8kLQ)
I'm guessing some drugs were done in the 60s and/or 70s. Probably 80s. Maybe 90s.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2017 11:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Hi Miley! go heart go
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (Aa3G8)
Downright Doable, back then.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (CRotO)
Kenneth Brannagh as the lead in an English-language filmed series of Swedish detective novels by Henning Mankell.
Great cinema. Atmospheric. Very bri'ish.
So far 3 seasons of x 3, +90min episodes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (OQubk)
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:00 AM (Jq3uB)
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:55 PM (CRotO)
Trademark that, brand it, get it produced under contract, and sell it via Etsy, Amazon or such.
Have 'em woven with broken ankle patterns. Stuff like that. Maybe a balaclava with a broken face, missing teeth and the like.
"X-Games" types, having some truly remarkably advanced (and enviable) sick senses of humor, would buy that brand in the zillions. For a year or two, till something else became the style.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 12:01 AM (v5iqM)
https://youtu.be/DSbJOjjYJSM
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:01 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
As T.S. Eliot asked "Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"
"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self sustained." -Mahatma Gandhi, Young India 1924-1926 (1927), p. 1285
Posted by: Locke Common at February 17, 2017 12:04 AM (XPkir)
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at February 17, 2017 12:05 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 17, 2017 12:05 AM (kP16F)
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down
Picked up a boy just out of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was 16, he was 21
He rode with us to Memphis
And Papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down
I never had schooling but he taught me well
with his smooth southern style
Three months later I'm a gal in trouble and
I haven't seen him for a while
I haven't seen him for a while
She was born in the wagon of a traveling show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grampa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (0OG8D)
"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self sustained." -Mahatma Gandhi, Young India 1924-1926 (1927), p. 1285
Posted by: Locke Common
I hold on to the existence of absolute truth. and this quote comforts me, because of the "telling of lies until people think they're true" policy now.
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:07 AM (8mO0Q)
To commemorate her 100th birthday.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (uSlc8)
Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:08 AM (uSlc
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Bitch please.
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at February 17, 2017 12:09 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:10 AM (CRotO)
The closest I've heard to something like that was Christopher Lee making a metal album at the age of 93 (shortly before he died).
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:10 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (uSlc8)
I saw her on her last tour. It was predictable and kind of cheezy.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:11 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:13 AM (uSlc8)
It's not just another love song. It tells a good story with a little bit of wit, and make a point without being preachy at all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:14 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:16 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (KP5rU)
I was a late bloomer. For a Moron, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Cher at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (uSlc8)
Petula Clark is one of the very first artists I remember ever hearing on the radio. I know that by the time I was 4, I already knew "Downtown" and "Don't Sleep On The Subway."
Another song I picked up on really early was "It's Too Late" by Carole King.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
Okay, that may be an exaggeration. But only slightly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)
Hollaback Girl
Gwen Stefani
Ooh this my shit
All the girls stamp your feet like this
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to ya
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
This my shit, this my shit
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:19 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:19 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2017 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Well yes, like I said, it takes some mutual coordination. Gravity awareness helps spice things up just a bit, even for long time experienced partners.
Fond memories of surf, sun, shade, sex in the treeline of the nude beach near Kuranda, Qld, Australia...
Posted by: hambone at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (7VHd+)
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Honestly, It wasn't a bad show, and she doesn't look bad. She sounded good, and outside of the fact that I thought it was cheezy, it was fine. I was with a friend who is a huge Cher fan (seeing Cher was on her bucket list, I thought that was so sad) and she really enjoyed it.
I see a lot of shows. A lot. Generally, most female pop stars (even those of yore, like Cher) are terrifically over-produced. It was done by the same guy who does Katy Perry's shows. So.. props, costume changes, flying over the audience, that kind of thing.
She's going to do a Vegas residency this year; I don't quite know how she's going to work every day, since she said she was going to leave the country if Trump got elected. But I'm sure she'll figure it out.
Overall, I'd say her show was about a 7 out of 10, mostly because I like her songs and she sounded good.
Usher? OMG. That show was longer than time itself. Minutes were like hours. Soooo boring.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:20 AM (u8kLQ)
http://wattsunique.com/blog/
This is what happens when machinists do experimental archeology
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (XMCn6)
I'd like to see somebody perform live in Vegas, that's on my bucket list. But no one artist pops in particular.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
i can remember standing on the car seat next to mom driving toward the lights of the city with that song Downtown playing. I must have been pretty little.
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:21 AM (8mO0Q)
What's spooky is that in 1964, when people heard "Downtown," they thought of glamour.
Now they think of crime, squalor, gangs and drugs. Sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)
Would have liked to see that show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Anon at February 17, 2017 12:27 AM (/ZEVC)
Ultimate Cruise Ship
Free for a few weeks, and then they screw you to the hull.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 12:27 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: RKae at February 17, 2017 12:28 AM (AteWA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:30 AM (u8kLQ)
Yeah, the little old ladies of the church turned and looked at me.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 12:30 AM (Saqzi)
Posted by: RKae
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Yeah, but Brian Dennehy, as Desmond's house, stole the show.
Posted by: Anon at February 17, 2017 12:31 AM (/ZEVC)
There's only one reason entertainers do residencies: they're sick of touring. So they put them in smaller venue, and they do a show night after night.
But there are trade offs. You're probably going to see a much smaller production than if you were seeing it in an arena. So not as many fun bells and whistles. My guess is that ticket prices are probably going to be higher in Vegas and you'll be seeing a somewhat smaller show.
RE: Cher, she had to cancel dates in her last tour; I don't think she ever made up those dates. She has health issues.
So... if you want to see Cher, see her now.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Anon
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And Davy Jones as the dead monkey!
Posted by: RKae at February 17, 2017 12:32 AM (AteWA)
Great tune.
Sam Cooke's version from Live at the Copa smokes it, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:34 AM (oXKWd)
I mentioned above, GTT is also my all-time fave Cher song. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Disney Corp. at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (4YGWz)
Easily the best performance ever in the role of a public transportation vehicle. Thomas the Tank Engine sucks balls, by comparison.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:35 AM (0OG8D)
He's done a lot for the state of MI, drives to his own shows here, and is VERY patriotic. Seems very down to earth, and really makes an effort to make his shows affordable for his fans.
Would I vote for him?
Hell yes.
He's not a career politician and has actually held a real job. Even if it is the same sort of job as Al Franken.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (J5mC3)
Pantera
Slayer
GWAR
Rev. Horton Heat
Supersuckers
B.Boyz
The Dead
Hot Tuna
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (oXKWd)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:36 AM (CRotO)
And I heard that because, Hillary Clinton attended and got a standing ovation.
How...fitting. She's still ready/not ready for her close-up.
I'm seeing Ole Bill in the von Stroheim role, but just can't imagine him handling that big Hispano-Suiza.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 12:37 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:37 AM (CRotO)
All of them good shits, too.
I used to bump into them all the time record shopping when i was a kid.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:38 AM (oXKWd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:39 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:40 AM (KP5rU)
Easily the best performance ever in the role of a public transportation vehicle. Thomas the Tank Engine sucks balls, by comparison.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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So true. Same with Paul Newman as that lame Hudson. Pfft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (ZO497)
All of them good shits, too.
I used to bump into them all the time record shopping when i was a kid.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:38 AM (oXKWd)
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Aiea High School c/o 1987
Saw them in concert.
Neil S. Blaisdell Arena, Honolulu Hawaii .
Liscenced to Ill Concert 1988.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO)
He's the one with the very cool tshirts picturing the country map of Pres. Trump's election,
and other cool ones. He's on our side.
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:41 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:39 AM (KP5rU)
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Saw him perform in Kuwait.
He was killin' it.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:42 AM (CRotO)
2. Kid Rock is well worth the money. I worked nine of his shows two years ago. For his encore, he wears a jersey that says "Fucks Given 0" LOL. I had to explain to the guy I was working with what that meant.
3. For reasons I don't understand ,I know all of the words to the song Downtown, and I don't know why. I was really young then, and that was not the kind of music my family listened to.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:42 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:43 AM (KP5rU)
Concerts
And getting Marcus Allen's autograph at the Pro Bowl.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Disney Corp.BLM Div. at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:45 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Hi Miley! go heart go
Posted by: booknlass at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (8mO0Q)
---------Very apt metaphor, Miley.
Posted by: SMFH at February 16, 2017 11:58 PM (CRotO)
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Thank you, ladies. I'm a wasted resource, and I do hate waste ;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 12:46 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Axl Rose at February 17, 2017 12:46 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (KP5rU)
Yeah...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (0OG8D)
MC Hammer, Boyz II Men, TLC.
I was eight months preggers with Raven in July 1992.
It was awesome.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)
Now they think of crime, squalor, gangs and drugs. Sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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That's very telling. It was an exciting place to be.
When I was a kid, going downtown at Christmas time was akin to how it is portrayed in 'A Christmas Story'. People enjoying the sights, all dressed as well as they could, and behaving normally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (ZO497)
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Splat.
*Sonny Bono's last few seconds of life*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (CRotO)
A random comment:
He chews your ass out. And then you thank him for it.
He traveled back in time just to pet a Dodo bird.
He crashes wedding receptions - and the bride marries HIM.
He grabs the pussy - even when there isn't a cat in site.
He is Donald Trump, the most interesting man in the world.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (S2VsH)
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Go home and listen to Cher or run into that tree.
Splat.
*Sonny Bono's last few seconds of life*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:48 AM (xpfRn)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:49 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:52 AM (KP5rU)
For a very short time, I lived on the street that leads to the ski resort where Sonny died.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:52 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:53 AM (CRotO)
for the last few days, I've been really really wishing and praying that DT would do something big. I just finished watching the press conference again. I have to believe he got through to some of those suckers.
but i'm not naive enough to think that most of the 'opposition' won't watch it.
Posted by: booknlass at February 17, 2017 12:55 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:56 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 01:00 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 01:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 01:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:04 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)«««
Your Raven and my Sarah (also known as Daughter #3) are the same age!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (Saqzi)
http://bit.ly/2kEGkzZ
Just when I thought Chrispy Chreme couldn't look any more pathetic, he manages to delight me one more time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 01:06 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:05 AM (Saqzi)
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And my sister is named Teresa.
*cue creepy-ass music*
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:09 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2017 01:10 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvUstooIfw
Just FYI, YouTube Red is totes worth it.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)
*cue creepy-ass music*
I'm married to one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2017 01:10 AM (voOPb)
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Got some serious chicken skin going on here...
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:12 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)
++++
Doesn't an adblocker accomplish the same thing for free?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)
She also told my parents that she was going to marry a black man with blonde hair, have ten kids, and move in with my folks.
I still laugh at my dad's comment:
"Fuck that."
But she did marry a high-yella mofo (with blonde hair)
who cheated on her.
My dad, myself, and my baby bro convinced him to leave with his limbs intact.
He was a Sinbad wannabe, without the talent.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:17 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)
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No.
Adblock does fuckall for in-video ads.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:18 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:19 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)
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No.
Adblock does fuckall for in-video ads.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:18 AM (CRotO)
++++
Those ads that google inserts at the beginning of some videos? Never see them. They are blocked.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (R+30W)
We also have like five Teresa/Theresa's in our local Down syndrome support group.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (Saqzi)
*hears faint strains of The Twilight Zone theme music*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (ZO497)
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They ain't faint.
Sounds like gunnery.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:20 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (Saqzi)
Trump was just hysterical, sorry bout the slpody heads all over the media, sad. LOL, even bigly sad.
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2017 01:25 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (CRotO)
Not bad for a bunch of white kids..... :-)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (Saqzi)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:22 AM (CRotO)
I thought that name sounded familiar. Cool.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorraine_Hansberry
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
Not bad for a bunch of white kids..... :-)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 17, 2017 01:26 AM (Saqzi)
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Awesome!
That is too fucking cool.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
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She's my dad aunt.
And, she married a Jew! *shocka!*
lol
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:50 AM (CRotO)
I will make that into a logo. A silver heart with wings, with "T-1000" emblazoned across it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:29 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Farmer
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They have gone absolutely batshit. Their wee 'journalist' brains simply cannot accept that Trump holds them in utter contempt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:31 AM (CRotO)
But SMFH was born as my younger sister. Still is, too.
We were both weaned on the M-60 pig. That oughta be proof enough?
*raises glass o' bourbon*
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 01:31 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)
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Ain't just Trump...
Why yes, I'm trying to egg them on and to come after me...why do you ask?
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: of all time! at February 17, 2017 01:32 AM (Wt11D)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:33 AM (CRotO)
They have gone absolutely batshit. Their wee 'journalist' brains simply cannot accept that Trump holds them in utter contempt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (ZO497)
Along with a sizable portion of the American people.
They don't really understand what
*types*
*deletes*
really means.
Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:33 AM (sdi6R)
Why yes, I'm trying to egg them on and to come after me...why do you ask?
Posted by: SMFH
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You and most of the public. As President Trump has pointed out, the media are held in greater contempt than Congress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
*types, deletes*
*types, deletes*
*cleans M-1911 after double tap*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2017 01:37 AM (v5iqM)
*types*
*deletes*
really means.
Posted by: rickl
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To them, it means that the public just does not grasp the magnificence of their journalistic insight, and must be schooled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:39 AM (ZO497)
http://tinyurl.com/hejek8r
Raised in Chicago politics.
Moi: Born in Chicago. Raised in Cali (Oakland, Alameda, San Diego) and Hawai'i.
It's common knowledge among the Chicago Black elite, Fuckstick is as queer as a three-dollar bill.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:40 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
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True, true.
But this is Black History Month.
Might as well use it to my advantage.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:41 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2017 01:42 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:42 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2017 01:44 AM (u8kLQ)
Might as well use it to my advantage.
Posted by: SMFH
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Patch, Tuskegee Airmen.
http://tinyurl.com/hmscz6g
They actually *did* know what a real fascist is, and how to deal with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:51 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:51 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)
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Hooah.
They would be disgusted at these fuckers running amok.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:52 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:56 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:47 AM (ZO497)
Yeah I remember that as well. Kids used to bring their teachers gift, schools would put on big shows. Really, if you had all night you couldn't explain all the little things you just don't see today.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 01:57 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (aMlLZ)
Concerts
And getting Marcus Allen's autograph at the Pro Bowl.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 12:44 AM (CRotO)
Cool thing about growing up as a teen in Hawaii:
The Choom, man!
Posted by: Barry at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 01:57 AM (aMlLZ)
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I have a friend that received notice that no Valentine's would be allowed in school the kid's attend.
Here in Killeen.
I may have my issues with VD, but let the kids have their fun, fer crissakes.
Yeah, I know.
Phrasing.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:04 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Barry at February 17, 2017 02:02 AM (LMcFk)
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Well, that too.
But some of us are able to work.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:05 AM (CRotO)
Here in Killeen.
I may have my issues with VD, but let the kids have their fun, fer crissakes.
Yeah, I know.
Phrasing.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:04 AM (CRotO)
That's just wrong.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:05 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:06 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 17, 2017 02:07 AM (LMcFk)
Tell me about it, Honey.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 17, 2017 02:07 AM (LMcFk)
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Unlike you, oh great Black Hole Where No Cock Escapes Unscathed, I'm talking about Valentine's Day.
Don't you have to shake down some colleges for tampon money?
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:08 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 02:09 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:06 AM (CRotO)
That's a shame. Texas is fun, I used to go twice a year for the guitar shows. Arlington and Dallas. Always had a blast there. That would suck if texas went coo coo.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:10 AM (aMlLZ)
My Great-grandfather, Gramps, built violins and had a vast collection of trains.
Visiting him in Chicago was always a treat.
He was a grump old coot, but for some reason, he took a shine to me.
He passed away when I was eight (1977), and I couldn't attend his funeral, due to coming down with the chicken pox (thanks Cousin Jason).
That was the last time I visited family in Chicago.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:12 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:10 AM (aMlLZ)
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For the most part, they try to keep it on the down low.
Too many military and vets here to go full retard.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 16, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
Back in the day, expensive autos had their exhaust manifolds coated with glossy black vitreous enamel. (like enamel cookware)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:16 AM (CRotO)
Bumper sticker?
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)
I don't know yet. Perhaps as a pendant. I've been thinking about working with silver clay.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)
Just glanced through it.
It will definitely strike any 'ron's or 'ette's fancy.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:19 AM (CRotO)
Too many military and vets here to go full retard.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:14 AM (CRotO)
The thing I found interesting was the stores. they had stores for everything, they sold just that one thing, and they were huge. I mean you would see a 2000 square ft store that sold watch batteries. I saw a big ass store that just sold condoms. I mean it was insane. I found an electronic place that had everything and anything in electronic parts. I bought tons of stuff for fixing old tube amps, and radios, guitar amps. literally a treasure trove. those stores were crazy. I never had such an urge to shop. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:21 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at February 17, 2017 02:29 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: PDT at February 17, 2017 02:40 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 02:42 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 02:46 AM (VdICR)
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It's understandable that they think so. To today's press the First Amendment means:
They can do whatever they want
They can say whatever they want
We all have to kiss their GD ass.
So when Trump says "Fuck that noise" they can't process it. The best thing he can do for the country is to crripple the media.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)
Why so serious, presstitutes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 02:53 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)
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Verily I say, fuck the media.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:53 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:55 AM (x7sQY)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 02:56 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:50 AM (aBDYc)
The fucked up thing is that trump has been on the radar for years. People know exactly who he is and have known for years. The press seems to think he is going to be different to them, and that's nuts. Everybody is expendable to trump if you piss him off.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (aMlLZ)
edition, will gladly mail it to a deserving 'ron (or 'ette, no biggie).
Just glanced through it.
It will definitely strike any 'ron's or 'ette's fancy.
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i just look at Resident Evil's copy, when she's done with it...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (x7sQY)
I was driving when I heard a replay of Trump calling CNN "very fake news" and laughed so hard I nearly lost control of my vehicle.
He is constantly trolling them and slicing them with dozens and dozens of little cuts and asides until they look at themselves and ask, "How the hell did I get so bloodied up?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 02:58 AM (v1g1+)
That's all well and good, but with whose equipment?
I suggest Anthony Weiner's and Sandra Fluke's.
Imagine those two getting it on. Irrestible force meets immovable object territory. Or a 'human' equivalent to a perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:59 AM (aBDYc)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 17, 2017 02:59 AM (aBDYc)
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I'd rather not.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:10 AM (CRotO)
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my friend's punk band, GFI
(which stands for "Goofy Fucking Idiots", a name suggestion i gave him)
/me waves back to SMFH
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:11 AM (i4yMT)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:20 AM (CRotO)
602 have fun!
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/survey/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 02:55 AM (x7sQY)
As always, eventually it gets around to asking you for baksheesh. Not happening, fooking GOPe. Signed as Krebs V Carnot
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:24 AM (v1g1+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0veTRJUpyw
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:25 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:27 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Lord Summerisle at February 17, 2017 03:30 AM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: Lord Summerisle at February 17, 2017 03:30 AM (UW4Uc)
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Well, of course you do.
Duh.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:32 AM (CRotO)
I learned about the Federal Elections Commission today, or the FEC. Interesting stuff.
It was always funny money anyways, but where does the "$1 contribution to the Federal Elections Fund" now go? Neither Shrillary nor DJT took any $$$ from them (I think) or accepted the FEC's limits, so what gives?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:41 AM (v1g1+)
Ooot...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 03:42 AM (v1g1+)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 03:48 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 03:53 AM (CRotO)
i have as much money for politicians as i do fucks to give: none.
as for the picture, it would have been better if she had been standing front of the window, with couch gone, so as to not impede sight lines...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:53 AM (OKtMe)
Over at Zerohedge.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 17, 2017 03:54 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:54 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:55 AM (OKtMe)
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it's like having a permanent profile...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 03:55 AM (OKtMe)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:01 AM (CRotO)
I had two surgeries on my right ankle between 2004 and 2005.
Still deployed to Iraq.
Twice.
I have no fucking sympathy.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:03 AM (CRotO)
Hope everyone has a good night/morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 04:05 AM (92kX2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9eMk051dYg
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:05 AM (CRotO)
i'm currently 20%, but have asked for an ortho consult from my new PCP to look at all my other injuries (knees, hips and lower spine because of my bad ankles, upper spine from some asshat of NCO strangling me in mid-air (long story: among other things he was a PCP user. [it was the early 80s in the NG])
also the right hand i burned in 83. would this trigger a review of my status, and possibly upgrade it, depending on the findings, or do i still have to request that through my VSO?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:06 AM (OKtMe)
I just now put in for compensation.
Right Ankle
MVP (Mitral Valve Prolapse)
Tinnitus
Possible exposure to radioactive/chemical shit.
Having to recover M1A1Ds that had a unfortunate IED, depleted Uranium ain't shit to fuck with.
Lucky me.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (CRotO)
my right ankle started to bother me about 3-4 weeks into 91/68 Q school, and when i went on sick call, i told the PA i almost didn't come in because who wants to be a candy ass.
he told me it was a good thing i had, because i had a partially torn Achilles tendon, and, had i not, and kept doing PT, it would have ruptured on me.
instead i spent the rest of my time there hobbilng along, leading the profile squad to school and back every day (i was the senior cripple, with over 8 years TIG as a SPC) instead of marching with every one else in formation.
turns out that was the senior leadership position of my medical career.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (OKtMe)
... i always said there would be no Hillary Clinton pardon because there were simply too many player involved in this mess.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:12 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:13 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:14 AM (CRotO)
except, of course, for the minor detail that it is an alpha particle emitter, and, if you inhale the dust, it just sits there in your lungs, going through it's half-life cycle.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:16 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:17 AM (CRotO)
Is keeping me waiting for my coffee to be done
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:19 AM (HDU3V)
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when i was 1/18th Cav, we were on Planet Irwin a majority of the drills for the year. thankfully, we only did AT there once while i was with them...
but that was in August, we had green BDUs, because someone way up there decided #Failifornia was a temperate climate, so the dark uniforms would not be a problem...
120+F every day for 18 long days
and i never did get a shower. i gave up and wore the same set the whole time i was there, just changing underwear socks. i had sweat salt flaking off the shirt when i got home. the lady friend at the time was disgusted when she saw me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:20 AM (OKtMe)
Wicker? I hardly know her!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 17, 2017 04:21 AM (v1g1+)
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will my next martini be ready before your coffee?
Magic 8 Ball says "all signs point to yes"
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:22 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:23 AM (OKtMe)
You know, the Air Force trying to give me Hep C with a shot. Does not seem so bad now. Geez you two.
Night all.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2017 04:23 AM (a/6mU)
I just came back from Tikrit, Saddam's hometown, where IEDs were a way of life, as well as mortars (thankfully, they suck at targeting).
I didn't react well.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:24 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:26 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:27 AM (OKtMe)
*looks over immunization record*
Smallpox: check.
Anthrax: check.
Yellow fever: check.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:28 AM (CRotO)
Drinking it now
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:28 AM (HDU3V)
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do you ever?
/me pops white smoke and moves to cover and concealment.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:27 AM (OKtMe)
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No. I don't.
Which is why I only served six months under Fuckstick's admin (Jan - Jun 2009).
June 15 2009, DD-214 woobie FTW.
Even though I was supposed to ETS in Jan 2009.
Seriously, fuck stop loss.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:30 AM (CRotO)
"Since others have been diagnosed with Hepatitis C who had shots from the same batch as you, we need to draw blood work for further testing."
Luckily it came back negative.
Going back to bed now. 0600 rolls around way too fast.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2017 04:30 AM (a/6mU)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:31 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:32 AM (CRotO)
For example, as an Uber driver, here in Killeen/Ft Hood, I don't have to worry about lack of fares on the weekends.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (CRotO)
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in case no one ever told you, you have to take Claritin pretty much every day, at least during whatever season you have issues with.
that's because, unlike older antihistamines (Benadryl, chlorpheneramine, etc), it does not go in and actively displace whatever is on the trigger points on the blast cells, which is what causes the allergic reaction.
that's a trade off for it being non-drowsy. the key thing to do is to make sure you take it the same time every day while you need it, so the blood concentration stays steady. if you start getting breakthrough, or you are late in taking it, take a regular anti-histamine with it, so it can go in, clear the cells and make room for the loratadine to change places later.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:34 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:37 AM (CRotO)
given where i live, and that at least one of them can be transmitted by food, i'd be a fool not to, especially since the facilities i was w*rking at gave them to us for free.
my drinking gives my liver all the exercise it needs: i don't need no fucking virus from some illegal horning in on the action.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:39 AM (OKtMe)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:40 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:41 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:42 AM (CRotO)
Ayo's and Teo's little sister:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHApX2molLw
She reminds of me.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 04:45 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:54 AM (JKi7U)
palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-woman- arrested-for-prostitution-undercover-sting/ EN5vfOa4V0lOpiFnsMcO5N/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:57 AM (JKi7U)
metro.co.uk/2017/02/05/transgender-murderer-moved- from-womens-prison-after-having-sex-with-female-inmates-6429321/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 04:58 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:00 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:01 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:02 AM (JKi7U)
it can't. So all I do is try it and if not do something else.
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i put spaces in mine, so folks (and myself) don't have to go through the hassle that is tiny url.
you can just see what i'm linking, then just copy and paste the whole thing in a header window, delete the spaces and you're there.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:05 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:09 AM (CRotO)
one side is being stripped of patrol units to send to the other...
i wonder WTF is going on?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:13 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:14 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:16 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 05:22 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:28 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: redc1c4
Hmmm...That's one way I can make up for the loss of all those speaking fees.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 17, 2017 05:34 AM (3hIZX)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:37 AM (CRotO)
i should have gone to Desert Shield/Storm, but the leadershit of the unit i was in at the time made the unit NMC by moving ALL the enlisted one platoon over, so no one was MOSQ in their new slot.
as one of the first units eliminated in #Failifornia under the draw down, they were mystified why such a valuable unit (evac hospital) was shit canned...
went to a reunion last summer: they still don't understand why. i had a good time with a few people, and LOLed at the assholes who pretended i wasn't there.
fing REMFs
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:41 AM (JKi7U)
"My allergies (tree pollen) is kicking my ass.
Thank God for Claritin
And Epipens."
I highly recommend Flonase. Mrs. BC and I have been using it for a few years and we have pretty much done away with the others. It's OTC now.
Down here on the Gulf-coast, we get Pine-Oak-Elm-Pecan pollen one right after the other. I have hell with it.
Posted by: Bayou City at February 17, 2017 05:42 AM (YT5Rb)
at least you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant on you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:43 AM (JKi7U)
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my immune system is way too Fed up for me to take steroids.... 3 anaphylactic reactions to cephalosporin antibiotics and ulcerative colitis.
the GI folks keep trying to sell me on immunosuppressants for my UC, and i keep telling them "NO".
i have no desire to be the next Glen Frey, dead in my early 60s from pneumonia, because i was taking immunosuppressants for UC and rheumatoid arthritis, which i undoubtedly either have, or am headed to, what will all the ortho damage i have.
same same for joint replacement surgery: i've been around too many of those to want to roll the dice.
FTS
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:48 AM (JKi7U)
metro.co.uk/2017/02/05/transgender-murderer-moved- from-womens-prison-after-having-sex-with-female-inmates-6429321/
Posted by: redc1c4
I blame the prison authorities. If he had been receiving estrogen therapy, he would have been impotent and sterile, so obviously they weren't pumping him full of estrogen.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 05:48 AM (W8bn5)
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:49 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (Xzn5i)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:52 AM (CRotO)
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or maybe not.... Fuck you science!
metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/woman-64-gives-birth-to- twins-becoming-one-of-the-worlds-oldest-mothers-6451640/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 05:53 AM (JKi7U)
Especially Johnny Gill.
Hard to believe they've been around for over thirty years.
Damn, I'm old.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:56 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 05:58 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2017 06:01 AM (G78XB)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:02 AM (ByNzS)
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i spent two weeks there... with the Evac Hospital shitbirds. (just before Iraq invaded) we went through DEPMEDS training, which, at the time, was state of the art shit. (another reason we should have deployed to the war zone)
real garden spot, like most Army bases. they had us do the annual PT test there one morning: it was already 80 mumble or better, with steam/mist on the ground.
they had us run down this long straight trail to a marker, then turn back... it was like doing PT in a sauna.
savages that me my krew were, we, and many others ran far enough down the trail to be invisible to the graders, due to the haze and the undulations of the trail (no, it wasn't flat as the regs require) and then we pulled off to the side, waited in the bushes out of sight from everyone, then, after allowing the appropriate amount of time to pass, but not raise eyebrows, we trotted back.
hey, if they aren't going to give the test to standard, to include acclimatization (minimum 6 weeks) WTF should the troops give a shit? the FFTs weren't doing the test, since they graded each other at home station twice a year, and never tested with the M-day scum.
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:03 AM (JKi7U)
metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/woman-64-gives-birth-to- twins-becoming-one-of-the-worlds-oldest-mothers-6451640/
Posted by: redc1c4
That is an oddity because it was from her own eggs, but most women that age could get pregnant if they wanted to by getting a donor egg that was fertilized implanted on their uterus. The ovaries may not be releasing eggs, but the uterus is still in perfectly good condition for pregnancy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:03 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:04 AM (CRotO)
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i wish i was still in my "mid-50's"...
they were a year or 2 ago.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:05 AM (JKi7U)
they are poasting reasonable and sensible replies on the ONT.
there goes the neighborhood.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:07 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:08 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:08 AM (ByNzS)
there goes the neighborhood.
I'll try to maintain expected standards.
Posted by: fluffy at February 17, 2017 06:09 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:09 AM (ByNzS)
Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 06:10 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:10 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:11 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:12 AM (ByNzS)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:14 AM (ByNzS)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:16 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:17 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:17 AM (ByNzS)
Posted by: redc1c4
Don't mind me. I find all the shop talk fascinating, being a soft civvy myself.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:18 AM (W8bn5)
That Johnny Gill - This One's For Me And You is pretty smooth. Nice. Thanks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
The young lady sitting in the wicker chair above is rather fetching.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:20 AM (vrVXV)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:20 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:23 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Ripley
i) Of course, he's bound to say that, so coming from him, it's meaningless.
ii) At least LIVs are being forced to hear an alternate viewpoint, which hasn't happened before. They may try to reject it, but at least they will wince, and be forced to think, for a few seconds.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:23 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:24 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel
I look forward to weekly press beatings, er, briefings. They had become such a routine, predictable bore under Obama and unwatchable, even during a crisis. Only interesting thing would see what sycophant could humble and humiliate himself the most.
Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 06:24 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (vrVXV)
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i hope she's fetching sammiches and beer, because i could use a few of both.
well, at least one sammich and at least 6 bottles of Arrogant Bastard*
*they named the beer after me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (JKi7U)
But I wanted to say:
Vic, glad you survived the hospital, and that you and Mrs Vic are back together. I appreciated her comments and updates, along with your brothers update.
May you be blessed, and have a serene recovery.
And for the estimable SMFH and the others:
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at February 17, 2017 06:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 06:27 AM (ByNzS)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 17, 2017 05:50 AM (Xzn5i)
Oh, do I feel for you. I spent waaaayyy too much time there over the years.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 06:27 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (mbhDw)
Mine would be this year if we even have one. Probably wouldn't go anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2017 06:25 AM (vrVXV)
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Yep.
I didn't get to go to my 20th due to Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:28 AM (CRotO)
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i've got you beat by a decade... i guess they will have one...
if i go, i'll show up in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, with a hawt blonde on my arm, in her SLK. the big question will be flip flops or shoes.
(i was the only white kid there for 4 VERY long years in Boyle Heights)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2017 06:29 AM (JKi7U)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzmjMe_xIPA
I've got to get away [x9]
Ain't nothin' but the funk, Baby!
I need a piece of mind,
I'm stressed out today
It's about that time
To make that get away
Dealin' with the people
I deal with everyday
Got to find a place I can hide away
So I can be away from the madness
Far from the noise and the darkness
It's not too late, there's got to be a way
For me to escape all this nonsense
I've got to get away [x5]
They try and run my life
But that's the way I live
Do what I want to do
'Cause it's my prerogative
People always trippin'
About the things I say
But I'm livin' for the future
And I'm doing things my way
So why does the world just keep on
Doggin' me
I have to leave it all behind
'Cause there's gotta be a way
For me to escape all this nonsense
I've got to get away [x4]
Yo, check the groove be 's kicking a flow real smooth.
E double SS with some cess is a necessity to move.
So hit it where ya fit in and let them rhythm snatch ya.
As I release another Brown batch of Jams that slam
And you can't touch so scram.
I know you cram to understand who I am.
Damn, by the way can I please get this dance
Let's not freelance cause I'm just getting started,
Believe me that was nothing but a Brown party.
That's on, going on and got it going on.
Bob and Ted's rated number one so flow on it
And if you're in the house pump your fist and say ho, ho, ho.
Ted bring me on back
Bring me on back, dance.
There it is, oow.
I've got to get away [To Fade]
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:33 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at all the fuckwits at February 17, 2017 06:34 AM (CRotO)
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