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So tired. I think it might happen tonight. (Sleep by 11 pm, I mean.)

I got nothing. Here's an article about a NYT reporter (male) calling Melania Trump a "hooker."

I'm not thrilled about the way this story came to be publicized. The model Emily Ratajkowski reported the NYT reporter for saying this in an apparently private conversation; the NYT confessed it happened, and "reprimanded" the reporter.

What the hell is that? Someone says something privately, you rat them out on social media, then their employer gets into their private business? A corporate master telling one what one may say or do on one's own time?

Eh, perhaps he was there covering an event for the paper. Even so-- come on. One does make private, idle chit-chat even while officially on the company's time.

But this is the world these monsters have created -- they should be the very first to suffer the cruelties and slaveries of it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:12 PM

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Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (dKiJG)

2 First

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

3 Top 100

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o)

4 top ten!

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (J5mC3)

5 So it's sort of a reverse Billy Bush pussy-grab?

Such a "shonda."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

6 The hypocrisy is off the charts. Imagine if a reporter had called Michelle Obama a hooker. Hell. To. Pay.

Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (xlLCj)

7 look he was only reprimanded many people have lost their jobs for their opin9ions.

I don't like this either, but as you said They set the game up.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (R7cwD)

8 *wink*

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (LiqBV)

9
Ace:

Maybe caffeine can be like ritalin in your case. The stimulant might actually burn you out and make you sleepy.

Worth a shot at 3AM if you're still up. A cup of Sleepy Time Coffee might do the trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

10 Ratajkowski was complaining that she was being 'slut shamed.'

How about just being gossiped about, instead of this dumb SJW complaint?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

11 6 The hypocrisy is off the charts. Imagine if a reporter had called Michelle Obama a hooker. Hell. To. Pay.
Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (xlLCj)

Someone did call her a gorilla a few weeks ago. And got blasted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

12 Fronkensteen?

Posted by: Eyegore at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

13 Tell me about privates being leaked! Please. Do. Tell. Me

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (LiqBV)

14 13 Tell me about privates being leaked! Please. Do. Tell. Me
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (LiqBV)

Drip, drip, drip . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

15 For those who have Heroes and Icons, it's the episode where Kirk gets to brawl with the giant lizard.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (J5mC3)

16 In case people missed it, Mnuchin and Shulkin confirmed for Treasury and Veterans Affairs, respectively, and the confirmation process plods on.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (1FhAQ)

17 15 For those who have Heroes and Icons, it's the episode where Kirk gets to brawl with the giant lizard.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (J5mC3)

Filled with sGorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

18 Go to that old time radio show, Ace. Go to that massive admiral radio set the size of a dishwasher sitting in the corner of the living room, turn that big knob to CBS radio broadcasting from the Wrigley Building in Chicago. It's World News Today, it's 1944 and it's bye-bye, baby, time to hit the road to Dreamland...

Posted by: Dr. Zzzzz.... at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (17Qy1)

19 anyway of course this attacking of melania and the child bannon is 'for the women and children'
and as they treated Palin and her baby trig, her daughters, gag
because THEY care!
barf, I can't stand their lies anymore, I have had my fill of them .
I hope some of the population 'get's' just how abhorant they have become and feel any shame, just any shame!

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (R7cwD)

20 17 In case people missed it, Mnuchin and Shulkin confirmed for Treasury and Veterans Affairs, respectively, and the confirmation process plods on.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (1FhAQ)

Trump should Tweet "Am delaying election day 2020 by 3 weeks."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

21 Well, Lucy looked nice. Her Majesty wasn't impressed with her in Breed judging; her money's on the Am Fox.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:21 PM (J8/9G)

22 Wait,

Chicks call other chicks whores?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 08:22 PM (4YGWz)

23 Are we talkin' high dollar call girl, or a quick hand job in an alley?

Posted by: asking for a friend at February 13, 2017 08:22 PM (VSenK)

24 ace you can try calgon or something similar in male stuff , take a bath light some candles read a book in a hot bath.
might help to relax you.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:22 PM (R7cwD)

25 I brush my dick with Old Spice. You heard it hear first.

Posted by: Billl Wynnnn at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (4YGWz)

26 I've got kale stuck between my teeth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (LTHVh)

27
What may stop crap like this is a husband/boyfriend slapping the piss out of a malevolent little shit who purveys it.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (X35Yt)

28 Emily Ratajkowski is ugly and sharp jointed.

I would try to hit it.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

29 25 ace you can try calgon or something similar in male stuff , take a bath light some candles read a book in a hot bath.
might help to relax you.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:22 PM (R7cwD)

A little lavender oil spritzed on the pillow. And a cup of warm milk. Ingested, not spritzed on the pillow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

30 You could get a My Pillow. I don't think Mike would lie to us.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

31 16 Ace, dude...

As much as I hate to tell you, it's your website that's killing you.

No amount of booze or Ambien will cure it.

Time to move on...

Or else.
Posted by: Your Conscience at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (B57vy

Asshole!

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:24 PM (LiqBV)

32 1 ounce of Cognac before bed works for me.

Posted by: Lauraleg at February 13, 2017 08:24 PM (9vYU5)

33 26 I brush my dick with Old Spice. You heard it hear first.
Posted by: Billl Wynnnn at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (4YGWz)

"Manly yes, but I like it too!"

- - Irish Harry Reid

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

34 I seem to recall someone recommending making people live up to their own book of rules. Goose, Gander, some reciprocity required.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 13, 2017 08:25 PM (a3sfz)

35 Get up early Ace. You'll sleep well that night.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

36 Ratajkowski needs to be punished, preferably with a leather whip and some chocolate sauce. I volunteer for this shameful duty.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:25 PM (OuELg)

37 Cuse hangin tough.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:25 PM (qUNWi)

38 Sorry I missed the insomnia thread. My nigh was terrible too...Woke up at 1 am worried about my tax clients with ACA problems. What a pain in the ass that's been!

Anyway, my go-to drug is Xanax. Yeah I know. I try to keep it to once a week. Long half-life!

Ace, you think mebbe you gainzz is keeping you awake? I can't sleep when I'm hungry.

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte blanco grande at February 13, 2017 08:25 PM (B9dAp)

39 So tired.

"That t looks an awful lot like a swastika ..." -- Sarah Silverman

Posted by: ShainS at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (mt8X9)

40 25 ace you can try calgon or something similar in male stuff , take a bath light some candles read a book in a hot bath.
might help to relax you.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:22 PM (R7cwD)

I think he'd have to turn in his man card, though.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

41 2 glasses of wine and read a book on particle physics. We'll wake you in a week.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (aMlLZ)

42 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

I just don't even know what to say about that. *snort* I know you mean well but.... *snicker*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (6z9sL)

43 ace you can try calgon or something similar in male stuff , take a bath light some candles read a book in a hot bath.
might help to relax you.
======================
There is no similar male stuff.

We are a different species.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (ZuGkg)

44 The past three nights I've gotten really sleepy, and then suddenly it's like I can't lie still.

Is that what restless leg syndrome is? It was awful. Tossed and turned all night, even with melatonin.

Last night husband gave me a mild muscle relaxer to try. It finally allowed me to sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

45 1 ounce of Cognac before bed works for me.

When I'm already tired, alcohol puts me right out.

Then I pop back awake 2-3 hours later, not tired at all.

Not a good situation, unless I'm working 20 hours a day. Which happens sometimes.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (TXZ1v)

46 But this is the world these monsters have created -- they should be the very first to suffer the cruelties and slaveries of it.

Yup.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (FqgrG)

47 Calgon, take me away!

Posted by: Ancient Chinese secret at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

48 There is no similar male stuff.

How about showering until the hot water runs out? That's a male relaxation thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (LTHVh)

49 The gossip rags on the stands at the local store are also sure that Melania is never going to the White House, or that Trump even abuses her. Never anything good.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (FQKBL)

50 and the masturbation, but mostly ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (LTHVh)

51
A nice tub full of Mr. Bubble.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

52 ooo yuk off slimy silversock.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (BO/km)

53 The 70's crotch fro is coming back any day now, I swear.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (6Ll1u)

54 Off topic.

Saw John Wick 2 earlier today. Enjoyed it. Liked the first movie more, but the sequel is definitly worth seeing.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (6n332)

55 1st - Sleep is overrated
2nd - the NYT reporter self immolated

Posted by: Patrick Henry at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (a7IXj)

56 >>Chicks call other chicks whores?

Tell me you're kidding. Men can't even begin to approach the awful things women say about other women.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

57 No, booze and Ambien definitely cures it, it just presents the new problem of being an alcoholic pill popper. YMMV on whether that's preferable to being a waking zombie going on 2-3 hours of sleep a night.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (OuELg)

58 54 The 70's crotch fro is coming back any day now, I swear.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (6Ll1u)

I prefer beaver on women. I feel less like Mohammed on his wedding night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

59 Everybody will be sleeping like babies once the realflesh sex robots are sold.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (LiqBV)

60 It's amazing to have a lovely woman as FLOTUS who wasn't proud to be an American for the first time in her adult life because her prissy "husband" was a candidate.

And no scowl! No fat shaming of little kids! No hideous clothing that we're all told to believe is high fashion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

61 50 The gossip rags on the stands at the local store are also sure that Melania is never going to the White House, or that Trump even abuses her. Never anything good.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (FQKBL)

If memory serves, she's waiting for the school year to end. That seems like sufficient explanation.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (1FhAQ)

62 Making a soup of your own bacteria and soaking in it is not hygienic.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (ZuGkg)

63 Chicks call other chicks whores?

Tell me you're kidding. Men can't even begin to approach the awful things women say about other women.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

yeuuus to obiwan you listen.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (aMlLZ)

64 I think he'd have to turn in his man card, though.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

and simplemind, You guys don't have to Tell anyone you tried it, but it might help.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

65 Anyone know a good alternative to meetup.com? I have two groups on there that I organize (mets fans in la and giants fans in la). They sent an email to everyone signed up to meetup encouraging people to join #resist groups. Can't they let me have my NFL and MLB fan groups in peace, does everything have to be political?

Anyway, if anyone know a good alternative to them, please let me know.

Posted by: Keyser at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (v8/5X)

66 52
A nice tub full of Mr. Bubble.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (Ivjge)

67 "Is that what restless leg syndrome is?"

A friend described restless leg syndrome to me as like being a marionette puppet and the puppet master is pulling a string in your leg which makes you want to reorient your legs but it doesn't hurt.

It is a sign of low iron for my friend. Blood test confirmed it again so she's taking more iron by doctors orders.

Not a doctor myself just giving anecdotal information. Your mileage may very.

Posted by: Sweet Aktins Treat at February 13, 2017 08:30 PM (QVQ/e)

68 Is that what restless leg syndrome is?

I get that, but only when I'm laying flat on my back.

Laying on my side? Fine. On my back, but not flat (like in a recliner)? Fine. Flat out in bed? I probably look like my bottom half's being electrocuted some nights.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (TXZ1v)

69 Port or brandy, yeah, snooze-time.

In darkness lie the ways of Fate,
The future is a mystery deep.
I like to have a cognac straight
Before I lay me down to sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (oNYzy)

70 70's crotch from.

Ain't skeered.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

71 Ace, I hear that listening to Obama's greatest speeches on an iPod will put you out in a couple of minutes ... or simply end.

You could always resort to reading old AllahPundit posts ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (mt8X9)

72 vary

Posted by: Sweet Aktins Treat at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (QVQ/e)

73 yeah I do the shower thing first because I don't like soap scum in the tub either.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

74 >>>ace you can try calgon or something similar in male stuff , take a bath light some candles read a book in a hot bath.
might help to relax you.

...

i tried an epsom salt bath last week to help loosen muscles. And I read magnesium gets into the body easier through the skin than when eaten in a pill.

I didn't really feel anything positive. I guess it was okay. maybe i'll try again.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (8rNrN)

75 Keith Ellison for DNC! Because at least he knows.

Posted by: David Duke at February 13, 2017 08:32 PM (FqgrG)

76 I missed the other thread, did anyone troll Ace by suggesting Lunesta? He technically only said no Ambien.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:32 PM (OuELg)

77 I prefer beaver on women. I feel less like Mohammed on his wedding night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

*fist bump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 08:32 PM (6z9sL)

78 >>I didn't really feel anything positive. I guess it was okay. maybe i'll try again.

Swimming laps in the Tub is good excercise.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (oXKWd)

79 65 a man soaks in a tub of ice water after a football game. No scented candles.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (ZuGkg)

80 I can only speak from my own experience but in the corporate world there is little distinction between personal/private and professional/public. Anything even remotely off-color or controversial written by a consultant or contractor or employee on a social media site, for example, which could possibly reflect badly on the company, would be considered a punishable infraction, which in turn could possibly result in immediate termination. It's been that way in every company for which I've worked, either as a consultant/contractor/freelancer or as an employee.

There are no private conversations in that context; that is, the context of business. Such are the times in which we live.

Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (ZkXe+)

81 There is a reason for pubic hair.

I don't know what it is.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (qUNWi)

82 being a waking zombie

Aaaaah! It fell off!

Oh, "waking". Nevermind.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (TXZ1v)

83 jj, lol at mr. bubbles.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (R7cwD)

84 Posted by: Ancient Chinese secret at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Are the Chinese really all that lucky?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (Ivjge)

85 Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (LiqBV)

86 I see the Bezos Post is pushing this story: "Justice Department warned White House that Flynn could be vulnerable to Russian blackmail, officials say"

The issue is when you read the article the three names who pushed this are: "Yates, Clapper and Brennan..."

Maybe Flynn did not tell Pence the truth and that is bad and should be dealt with...but the bombshell nature of the story for me sort of fizzles out once you read those names...Yates...Clapper...Brennan...yea...

Posted by: William Eaton at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (MuTTO)

87 All the exercise and weightlifting has your bodily humors out of balance. I was afraid of this.

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)

88 It's amazing to have a lovely woman as FLOTUS who wasn't proud to be an American for the first time in her adult life because her prissy "husband" was a candidate.

And no scowl! No fat shaming of little kids! No hideous clothing that we're all told to believe is high fashion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

You know, I could be wrong, but she seems humbled by this whole thing in some way. Maybe its the foreign born thing, or something, but its almost like it hasn't sunken in or some shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (aMlLZ)

89 >>>he past three nights I've gotten really sleepy, and then suddenly it's like I can't lie still.

i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

90 There is a reason for pubic hair.

I don't know what it is.
__________________

Pubic lice gotta have somewhere to live.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (FqgrG)

91 >>Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world

I'm sure it looks like a cross between a veal cutlet and a wad of freshly chewed bubble gum.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (oXKWd)

92 There is a reason for pubic hair.

I don't know what it is.
Posted by: eleven

Floss.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (4YGWz)

93 Top New York models suffer horribly in order to look like the boys gay fashion designers want to fuck.

http://tinyurl.com/jruclmk

"I saw a 16-year-old model almost kill herself," says Sannie Pedersen, a 27-year-old blond stunner who moved from Denmark to New York in 2012 to strut her stuff on catwalks. "She ate cotton balls just to survive."

The drugstore staples expand in the stomach, making you feel full. Eating them is just one of many over-the-top tactics models employ to keep thin.

Competition in the fashion world is brutal, and models must go to extreme lengths to get cast in shows. Once they get a spot on the runway, they often have to endure harsh conditions and little to no pay.

"Models go through hell to stay skinny," says Pedersen, who has walked in numerous shows at New York Fashion Week, which kicks off Thursday. Having lived with other catwalkers, she recalls a roommate who popped so many laxatives she had to barricade herself in the bathroom for 12 hours, where she screamed in agony. Pedersen didn't know whether to knock down the door or call for an ambulance.

Notice the industries the Left dominate, like entertainment, arts and fashion, are the most exploitative, have the worst income inequality and dispose of people ruthlessly?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (J8/9G)

94 Keyser, I got that stupid email too. Don't know what to do, because the only group that I belong to meets through there, and I find the group enjoyable and relaxing. I'm an introvert, so it's hard for me to get out and meet people, and I don't want to be involved in a lot of things.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (FQKBL)

95 Meh. Let them all die by their own Twitter-storms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

96 What is that? Is there a name for that?
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

Myoclonus.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (8nWyX)

97 ace, I actually do it a coupld of times a mth when I'm exhausted and have had it with everything.

scent matters though at least to me.
Epsom salts are great!

and lavender is actually soothing to the senses.
and as I said you don't have to admit to nothin

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:36 PM (R7cwD)

98 i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?
Posted by: ace

Alcoholism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 08:36 PM (4YGWz)

99 There are no private conversations in that context; that is, the context of business. Such are the times in which we live.
Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (ZkXe+)

======

This is why I don't go near the career killer that is Twitter, and use an alias on FB.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 08:36 PM (bUjWk)

100 91...its used as a unit of measure ....RCH

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 08:36 PM (9n0dl)

101 hogmartin, thanks, I'll read about that, then worry about what life-threatening disease that may mean I have.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (8rNrN)

102 Shut up and bake that cake, reporters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (/f1mm)

103 There is a reason for pubic hair.

So why did Gabe Kaplan grow it on his head?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (8ZskC)

104 Usually the aliens are trying to crawl up your leg and your instincts alert you at the last second.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (qUNWi)

105 yeah I get restless , night jitters/wiggly , rock my leg etc, and itchy when overtired.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (R7cwD)

106 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (qUNWi)

Emergency dental floss.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (6z9sL)

107 52
A nice tub full of Mr. Bubble.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal
****

You cheating whore!

Posted by: Mr. Clean at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

108 Cuse ain't dead.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:37 PM (qUNWi)

109 The sleep shake is when your conscience nervous system hands off to the unconscious nervous system. If you shake enough you can wake yourself up. But basically you are at the point of crossing over to sleep. Term. Hypnic jerk.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:38 PM (ZuGkg)

110
i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder
sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with
alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and
wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

The "sleep shudders"? Seriously, I was all relaxed and about to dose off, and then "wham!" my body was wide awake and wouldn't let me sleep. I could barely function the next day. I may take another of my husband's muscle relaxers and at least get a half-way decent night's sleep tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:38 PM (PY9jH)

111 What the hell is that? Someone says something privately, you rat them out on social media, then their employer gets into their private business?
***
You realize the biggest attack Trump faced in the whole election was over something he said in private that was ratted out in social media....right?

Make the left live by their own standard. Hell, we should demand the reporter be fired.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2017 08:38 PM (aZq03)

112 Emily R is an attention-seeking little shit. She never ceases to find new ways to make herself less appealing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 13, 2017 08:38 PM (SEXy3)

113 Pubic hair is nature's way of telling you not to wear a Speedo in public.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:38 PM (8ZskC)

114 Great takedown of the liberalization of the Mickey Mouse Sports Network:

http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/espn-profit-plummets-as-network-turns-left-020817

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

115 I didn't really feel anything positive. I guess it was okay. maybe i'll try again.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (8rNrN)

I'm prone to insomnia. Your problem is stress, tension. Go to a reputable massage parlor and ask the cute Asian lady for a foot massage, just a massage. Keep it respectable. No happy endings, nothing like that.

A good foot massage is the most relaxing thing on the planet. It'll help with your sleep, too.

Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (ZkXe+)

116 PBGV, handled by Clint Livingston, looked sculpted, not tousled and natural like the standard states.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (J8/9G)

117 A six pack and a piece of ass. You'll be sleeping like a baby!

Posted by: Bill R. at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (jKUeC)

118 and "reprimanded" the reporter.
***
NYT publicly: That was naughty. Did you ever me? Naughty!

NYT in private: YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (aZq03)

119 92 >>Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world

I'm sure it looks like a cross between a veal cutlet and a wad of freshly chewed bubble gum.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (oXKWd

They say mine looks like a cross between Arby's sandwich and a pack of freshly chewed grape Big League Chew.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (LiqBV)

120 I've done that waking up thing too and it's like you have to wake up because something might be happening that you don't want to miss, good or bad. Like you are waking yourself up because you don't think you should be asleep.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)

121 Parts:The Myoclonus Horror

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

122 i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and wide awake.

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (8ZskC)

123 109, pretty close

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (M3DRt)

124 Well, the sounds of mortar rounds going off at Ft. Stewart, echoing off the marshes, isn't exactly conducive to nodding off tonight.

Still, it's the sound of freedom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (PY9jH)

125 Pubic hair is nature's way of telling you not to wear a Speedo in public.
___
Oh we can fix that

Posted by: Brazil at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (aZq03)

126 and as I said you don't have to admit to nothin
Posted by: willow
==========

Which is of course code for. . .the love that dare not speak it's name.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (ZuGkg)

127 86 Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (LiqBV)

Bill Clinton, Leo DiCaprio, Hugh Hefner and the Sultan of Brunei combined couldn't inform on a representitive sample to reach that conclusion. Unless there was a competition at one of those Bilderberger/illuminatti summer cook outs, then I guess it's official.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (a3sfz)

128 Ratajkowski was a big Bernie supporter. This is actually pretty sly - she denounces the slur, but she's the one who gets it out in the public eye.

It would be like me saying, "a cob told me that ace has a fantasy of seeing Lena Dunham bounce naked on a trampoline while doing odd things with a bratwurst. How dare he mock ace for that! Everyone is entitled to have quirky sex fantasies."

I get to look all tolerant and stuff, and in the meantime people look at ace and think "hmmmm...Lena Dunham on a tramopline, huh?"

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 13, 2017 08:40 PM (P8951)

129 Go to bed Ace, we got this.

What does this big red button do???

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (ppaKI)

130 Hey Ace,

I've never had regular insomnia, but I've dealt with secondary insomnia for years. That's where you go to bed at, say, 11pm, fall asleep, and then wake up at 3AM and that's it. You're done sleeping for the night.

Someone in the insomnia thread hit what works for me. MOVE! Get out of bed. Move to another room. Go to the couch and read for an hour.

When it happens to me now, I move to a couch in the basement and usually fall back asleep within an hour.

Posted by: chris not rock at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (WO0/g)

131 I like a landing strip on women too. If it lights up, even better.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (hVdx9)

132 How long has Elephant Auto Insurance existed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

133 troy true about the foot massage, I put my husband to sleep that way.
it's so routine he now passes out in minutes, where it used to take an hour or so.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (R7cwD)

134 i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder
sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with
alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and
wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

In toddlers they call it 'night terrors'...don't know if there's a term for it for adults.

Make sure you use enough epsom salts and stay in at least 1/2 hour.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

135 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Sperm are picky about temperature, so it has a purpose on males.

Not sure what it's for on the fairer sex. Must just be code re-use in DNA. Mother Nature is a lazy programmer.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (TXZ1v)

136 Lets be fair. A woman Melania's age, with her looks, is not with a Donald Trump for the sparkling conversation.. Hooker is probably too crude a word, but what do we call Hillary riding Bills coattails all these decades...

Posted by: macleod at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (N315I)

137 I like a landing strip on women too. If it lights up, even better.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (hVdx9)

Lights? I got a whole Instrument Landing System.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (8ZskC)

138 Stuck in an ER waiting room. CNN is on which I am trying not to watch or hear. It's literally an endless parade of attacks on the Trump administration. On and on and on about the Flint "controversy" then just to add variety a story about some governor who says there is no evidence of voter fraud somewhere. Then moved on to the fearfulness of the Latino community. Then back to Flynn...aarggh.

Posted by: It's me at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (OuVnb)

139 82 There is a reason for pubic hair.

I don't know what it is.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (qUNWi

STD camouflage.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (LiqBV)

140 What does this big red button do???
____________________

I don't know, it just says EMERGENCY STOP on it!

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (FqgrG)

141 For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world. That's just how it works

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (/f1mm)

142 Well, imonna go to bed and do some reading. Husband is in ATL tonight so I may even watch something stupid on TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

143 LOL, "Kinky Boots" is on the IND channel.

I would imagine AtC would dig it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (8iiMU)

144 night jane have a peaceful one.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (R7cwD)

145 17 In case people missed it, Mnuchin and Shulkin confirmed for Treasury and Veterans Affairs, respectively, and the confirmation process plods on.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (1FhAQ)

=================

Ugh. From US News World Report:

Shulkin is a former Obama administration official who had served as the VA's top health official since 2015.

He is the first non-veteran to lead the government's second-largest department.

I don't expect perfection from Trump, but this is most disappointing and strikes me as deepening the swamp ... with swamp-creatures.

Posted by: ShainS at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (mt8X9)

146 Well, imonna go to bed and do some reading. Husband is in ATL tonight so I may even watch something stupid on TV.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

Cheers.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (8ZskC)

147
Goodnight, kids. See you with the roundup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

148 "i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and wide awake."

Everybody has that occasionally. Just on the edge of sleep and then you aren't and it is jolting.

If you've been dealing with insomnia your serotonin levels are probably low from lack of sleep. It compounds itself. You need to sleep but the low levels make it harder to fall asleep.

As a heavy drinker years ago, after weeks of heavy drinking with no real sleep, just the sort of passed out kind, this would happen to me. I'd be so tired but couldn't sleep and was edgy too. Low serotonin levels caused by too much alcohol and not enough real sleep.

Sort of effects your mental well being and you get nervous and very depressed quickly. Then I'd get the jolts awake after almost falling asleep. Those were the not pleasant kind of jolts awake.

Posted by: Sweet Aktins Treat at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (QVQ/e)

149 Ace,

Have you tried Lunesta? I found that it worked for me...it helped me fall asleep and, more importantly, to get back to sleep if I awakened.

It also didn't give me that fuzzy brain-stirred feeling that I get from Ambien.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2017 08:44 PM (rF0hx)

150 137. And yet, they've built a life together. I get the sense they're a good partnership.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (oNYzy)

151 The only way to do this is to get into a regime of going to sleep early most nights regardless of the day.

In fact one of the great things about the new iPhone is bedtime on the clock app.

Set wake beditme to your desired interval.

For instance, i have to be at work by 6:30am so I get up at 4:30. Lights out is normally 10pm.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (+lv+r)

152 How is the carrier dome a road game?

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (M3DRt)

153 >>Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world

I'm sure it looks like a cross between a veal cutlet and a wad of freshly chewed bubble gum.

Posted by: garrett

Believe it or not, women can get cosmetic surgery in order to improve the appearance of the vagina. Just bing, "Yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (W8bn5)

154 Perhaps they're a bit gun shy after Melania just won the defamation case against the people that accused her of being nothing more than a prostitute.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (z/Ubi)

155 You know I have insomnia too, I sleep from 10-1 or 11-2 and then am awake for 4hrs until sunrise when I catch 2-3 hours more sleep. It's killing me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

156 >> For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world

Someone never cracked open Oui or Cherri in the local service station.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (oXKWd)

157 Hypnic jerk. Or hypnogogic jerk

Posted by: Simplemind at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (ZuGkg)

158 i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace

isn't that called "St.Vidas' Dance"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (mgw+4)

159 For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world. That's just how it works

Posted by: Moron Robbie
****

Actually, no. There are also varying measurement scales.
Beauty
Feel
Taste

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

160
Ace, if getting to sleep is a real problem, have you tried moving your meal time to later at night? I understand that you probably avoid that for the Gainzzz, but you're already fasting anyway and a late meal will make you drowsy.

Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (lmIoG)

161 Our position has been overrun by the Italicans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (8ZskC)

162 Try the 8-hour plane flight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJjwqfan_0Q

Or any of the 8-hour relaxing sounds, B-17 bomber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo

8 hours of rain and thunderstorm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_VAJVfEJA

Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (mSbwX)

163 Private conversations off limit? What you do on your own time? Tell that to a conservative engineering professor with tenure at Berkeley.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (U6f54)

164 they should be the very first to suffer the cruelties and slaveries of it.

They'll be the last, if ever.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (NBHj5)

165 Ace. Set your alarm for 5 am.

Get up and get at it early for at least 5-6 days. make a point of watching the sun come up. Your sleep pattern will settle in.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (oXKWd)

166

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (FqgrG)

167 Yum

Posted by: The Barrel Monologues at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (/f1mm)

168 Feed me Alton.

Posted by: Barrel at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (oXKWd)

169 Now it's a story about refugees fleeing Trump through the literal snow into Canada. Yay! That one makes me happy.

Posted by: It's me at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (OuVnb)

170 The Barrel beckons...

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (J8/9G)

171

Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (mSbwX)

172 St.Vitas' dance; but I didn't see anything relating to it happening whilst drifting off to sleep

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (mgw+4)

173 fgs now we have to worry about how It looks?

sigh. I'm going to hit the shower.

peace

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (R7cwD)

174 Last night husband gave me a mild muscle relaxer to try. It finally allowed me to sleep.

Aaand it's a floater, over the plate!

Types... deletes.

Posted by: Byzantine_General at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (y+GEM)

175 137 Lets be fair. A woman Melania's age, with her looks, is not with a Donald Trump for the sparkling conversation.. Hooker is probably too crude a word, but what do we call Hillary riding Bills coattails all these decades...
Posted by: macleod at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (N315I)

You're a dumbass. You know Trump was in an interview where he specifically talked about looks and said something along the lines of "after 2 hours you still have to talk to them." So apparently yes Trump does like to talk to his wife.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)

176 Overtime. Cripes.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (qUNWi)

177 Sometimes I hear very loud bangs and crashes when falling asleep and I'm wide awake. Has something to do with a combination of tension/cluster/migraine headaches I'm told.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (LiqBV)

178 I have a fail proof wake up alarm, and it gets me up around 4am. Every day.
I get up, make coffee, check the morning thread.
By 5am I am working.
I am usually done by 10am, noon at the latest.
The rest of the day is mine.

Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

179 Good with ace's take, including his "what the hell, they built this, let them live with it" conclusion.

But really the only interesting thing to me is the astonishing ugliness of the Beltway/MSM/"elites"/et al.

The boycott of Ivanka's stuff (the only thing recently with any faint resemblance to Germany under its most infamous management, actually), the ugliness about Melania in various cases including this one.

It's not just the "double standard" (one of the weakest critiques, one I'm sick of) - compare/contrast Hill staffer being fired for an absolutely banal common sense comment on the Obama girls' public demeanor.

It's the ugliness.

I need no additional data to know I don't wish to share the planet or certainly the US with these people (they're too stupid, too ignorant, too unworldly, too delusional, too steeped in idiocy, and they have alien, repugnant values for an actual American mindset).

But this ugliness is something else.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:48 PM (QDnY+)

180 Pat Trotter gets a courtesy cut. Again.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (J8/9G)

181 I get that startked awake immediately after falling to sleep thing.

It's like falling backwards in a chair, but in your bed.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (oXKWd)

182 6 The hypocrisy is off the charts. Imagine if a reporter had called Michelle Obama a hooker. Hell. To. Pay.

Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (xlLCj)

Is she?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (vBER8)

183 what is the condition called where you twitch & screw up a closing tag?

'cause I gots it

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (mgw+4)

184 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Sperm are picky about temperature, so it has a purpose on males.

Not sure what it's for on the fairer sex. Must just be code re-use in DNA. Mother Nature is a lazy programmer.

Posted by: mikeski

Wait a minute... are you saying there is no need for condoms and birth control pills if men just shave down there? I don't believe that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (W8bn5)

185 In fact one of the great things about the new iPhone is bedtime on the clock app.

Set wake beditme to your desired interval.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (+lv+r)

The new wake tones are also really nice, instead of finding the least aggressive alarm sound, you get about 20 simple and uplifting instrumental (mostly piano) tunes that slowly build tempo and volume. Way better than a screaming clock radio or whatever.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (8nWyX)

186 Sometimes I hear very loud bangs and crashes when falling asleep and I'm wide awake. Has something to do with a combination of tension/cluster/migraine headaches I'm told.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
****

Maybe it's a tumor?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9)

187 Sorry Kodos, the filthy Skandi Norski done us both in. Good night.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (dFi94)

188 what is the condition called where you twitch & screw up a closing tag?

'cause I gots it
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (mgw+4)

I prescribe a long quiet rest in a peaceful location made mostly of oak planks and staves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (8ZskC)

189 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Sperm are picky about temperature, so it has a purpose on males.

Not sure what it's for on the fairer sex. Must just be code re-use in DNA. Mother Nature is a lazy programmer.

Posted by: mikeski

Wait a minute... are you saying there is no need for condoms and birth control pills if men just shave down there? I don't believe that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
****

Real men don't shave.
They pluck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

190 183: that would be a gigolo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

191 For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world. That's just how it works

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 08:43 PM (/f1mm)

Man I don't know about that one.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

192 fgs now we have to worry about how It looks?

Hey, how many Ferarris do you think we can buy just fixing faces and boobs?

Posted by: plastic surgeons at February 13, 2017 08:51 PM (TXZ1v)

193 Well, damn! But if you're a judge with Pat's experience you should not be showing.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:51 PM (J8/9G)

194 131
I've never had regular insomnia, but I've dealt with secondary insomnia for years. That's where you go to bed at, say, 11pm, fall asleep, and then wake up at 3AM and that's it. You're done sleeping for the night.
Posted by: chris not rock at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (WO0/g)

That describes me pretty well. I can't sleep for more than about four hours at a time. After lying awake for a while, usually I'm just dozing off again around the time the alarm clock goes off.

I'll have to try going downstairs and read a book.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

195 Wait a minute... are you saying there is no need for condoms and birth control pills if men just shave down there? I don't believe that.

This calls for a double blind study. Who wants to get dorked by a guy with hairless balls first?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (8ZskC)

196 185 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Sperm are picky about temperature, so it has a purpose on males.

Not sure what it's for on the fairer sex. Must just be code re-use in DNA. Mother Nature is a lazy programmer.

Posted by: mikeski

Wait a minute... are you saying there is no need for condoms and birth control pills if men just shave down there? I don't believe that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 08:49 PM (W8bn5)

Except sperm like it a little bit cooler. Which is why your nuts aren't internal.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (z/Ubi)

197 One does make private, idle chit-chat even while officially on the company's time.
.............
right.. and unless there is an open mic around and you describe how you grab pussy, it should remain private!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (UpGcq)

198 192: i aint buyin that one either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

199 140 82 There is a reason for pubic hair.

I don't know what it is.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:33 PM (qUNWi

Keeps ur forehead warm.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (vBER8)

200 If the reporter was covering the fashion show, he was there as a representative of the NY Times. I used to cover celebrities. Can't imagine gossiping with them about other celebs. Unprofessional , weird and definitely a punishable action.

Posted by: Jane at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (9JROK)

201 Vaginas are like going out for japanese food, and not having a choice what gets served to you. It's just random.

Could be a perfect slice of Toro...

could be a Pickled Baby Octupus.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (oXKWd)

202 Except sperm like it a little bit cooler. Which is why your nuts aren't internal.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (z/Ubi)

This was really poor industrial engineering, IMO.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (8ZskC)

203 Actually, no. There are also varying measurement scales.
~~Beauty~~ Smell
Feel
Taste
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (6z9sL)

204 190. Tengri damn, dude! Shiva, Vishnu, and Krishna!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (oNYzy)

205 Is the sleep shudder like when you nod off on a flight? That freaks me out a little bit.

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 08:54 PM (M3DRt)

206 8 oz. of Elijah Craig works every time.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 13, 2017 08:54 PM (7jX2E)

207 Wait a minute... are you saying there is no need for condoms and birth control pills if men just shave down there? I don't believe that.

Certainly not, especially since we invented pants a few thousand years ago.

But I imagine a layer of fur helps control the temperature down south, and could affect sperm count. Just not the difference between "millions" and "zero".

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:54 PM (TXZ1v)

208 For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world.

At a high enough BAC this statement may hold.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (J8/9G)

209 Vaginas are like going out for japanese food, and not having a choice what gets served to you. It's just random.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (oXKWd)

This is a bad simile.

I like uni.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (rF0hx)

210 203 Except sperm like it a little bit cooler. Which is why your nuts aren't internal.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (z/Ubi)

This was really poor industrial engineering, IMO.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (8ZskC)

God is a civil engineer.

That's the only explanation for putting a waste stream through a recreation zone.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

211 Except sperm like it a little bit cooler. Which is why your nuts aren't internal.

Posted by: buzzion
............
but not too cool.. which is why your sack also will climb in to get warm sometimes.. so kinda in.. kinda out.. amazing!

think of "shrinkage"...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (UpGcq)

212 Female pubic hair reduces the risk of HPV infection and some STDs. It helps disperse the all important pheromones, and cushions the impact of 'the act'. It also gives the guys something to imagine they saw when sneaking surreptitious looks when near skirts and bathing suits. In short, don't be afraid of 'the dark'!

Posted by: Dr. Clam at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (WrMht)

213 Vaginas are like going out for japanese food, and not having a choice what gets served to you. It's just random.

Could be a perfect slice of Toro...

could be a Pickled Baby Octupus.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (oXKWd)

yeah I was going to say they range anywhere from looking like it can fly under its own power, to it should be out attacking a fishing vessel.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (aMlLZ)

214 And no scowl! No fat shaming of little kids! No hideous clothing that we're all told to believe is high fashion.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

No uni-brow, no bulging clenched jaw, no stank-eye, and no lack of fashion sense.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (kXoT0)

215 >>I like uni.

Well you only eat with your eyes, first.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (oXKWd)

216 That describes me pretty well. I can't sleep for more than about four hours at a time. After lying awake for a while, usually I'm just dozing off again around the time the alarm clock goes off.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

Have you and chris not rock tried melatonin? It doesn't make me drowsy for shit, so it's not any good at actually falling asleep, but if I sack out at 10pm with 3-6mg of melatonin, it really cuts down on the staring-at-the-ceiling thing at 2am.

Standard disclaimer about building tolerance and dependence applies etc etc.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (8nWyX)

217 This was really poor industrial engineering, IMO.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 08:53 PM (8ZskC)

Blame Meiosis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (rF0hx)

218 Actually, no. There are also varying measurement scales.
Beauty Smell
Feel
Taste
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
****

I was trying to maintain a tiny bit of decency here.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)

219 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.
Sperm are picky about temperature, so it has a purpose on males.
Not sure what it's for on the fairer sex. Must just be code re-use in DNA. Mother Nature is a lazy programmer.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (TXZ1v)

When we were running around naked in the jungle the hair helped to protect your ass. Nowadays, as we evolve, we have less hair but some still remains in places.

With some exceptions of course.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (5VlCp)

220 Every taco is unique. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

221 163
Or any of the 8-hour relaxing sounds, B-17 bomber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo
Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (mSbwX)

That's all well and good until the flak starts at 5 AM.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

222 190 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

Er, guessing it's to offer a measure of protection against friction, chafing, irritation...

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (P8951)

223 "For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world. That's just how it works"

Um....no.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (J+eG2)

224 Fox Sports coverage of Westminster is hopeless. Michael LaFave solid as usual, a worthy successor to Roger Caras.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (J8/9G)

225 This was really poor industrial engineering, IMO.

Code re-use in the DNA, again. Where they start is about the right place if they're gonna be ovaries...

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:58 PM (TXZ1v)

226 What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

In toddlers they call it 'night terrors'...don't know if there's a term for it for adults.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

=======================

Yeah, I get that on occasion as an adult -- feel like I'm dying (probably a subconscious anxiety) and being pulled out of my body.

I insticintively bolt up or out of bed and cry "Mommy!" much to the astonishment of my wife ... a doctor once told me it was "night terrors."

Posted by: ShainS at February 13, 2017 08:58 PM (mt8X9)

227
Tengri damn, dude! Shiva, Vishnu, and Krishna!
..............
ha! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2017 08:59 PM (UpGcq)

228 Crap.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:59 PM (qUNWi)

229 I was trying to maintain a tiny bit of decency here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM

-----

Ah, TKA, remember where you are dude. A certain crassness quotient must be met at all times.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2017 08:59 PM (tr2D7)

230 Now I want Sashimi.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 09:00 PM (oXKWd)

231 I think myoclonic jerk and night terrors are two totally different things.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:00 PM (qUNWi)

232 If I had ovaries, I'd be an aunt.

Posted by: A Uncle at February 13, 2017 09:00 PM (8ZskC)

233 I wonder why the razor was invented?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 09:00 PM (6Ll1u)

234 why didn't anyone tell me that there's a complete Encyclopedia Britannica here in The Barrel?

Ace; it's called "hypnic jerk" & has a higher incidence in people with irregular sleep schedules

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 09:01 PM (mgw+4)

235 Some sake and sashimi and some clean sheets, oh Tokyo......

Posted by: Random Guitar Player on MASH at February 13, 2017 09:01 PM (FqgrG)

236 I saw Myoclonic Jerk open for Night Terror at CBGB's. Couldn't get to sleep that night.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

237 137.. Your so off base with your comment about Melania She was already a very successful supermodel before she even met Trump. Models of her caliber easily make five to $10,000 a day and often can reach into the six figures for a shoot as a feature in a fashion mag. She wasn't some starry eyed ing�nue living on cereal an apartment with 20 other women. I personally find it disgusting that you would try to intimate that Melania somehow sold herself to Trump for his money. To me that's just your own petty insecurities coming through .

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2017 09:02 PM (cWhln)

238 154 >>Emily Ratajkowski. The rumor is that she has one of the finest vaginas in the world

I'm sure it looks like a cross between a veal cutlet and a wad of freshly chewed bubble gum.

Posted by: garrett

Believe it or not, women can get cosmetic surgery in order to improve the appearance of the vagina. Just bing, "Yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 08:45 PM (W8bn5

Femilift?

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 09:02 PM (LiqBV)

239 I saw Myoclonic Jerk open for Night Terror at CBGB's. Couldn't get to sleep that night.

as well you shouldn't rick.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:02 PM (qUNWi)

240 I was trying to maintain a tiny bit of decency here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)

Yeah you were

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 09:02 PM (6z9sL)

241 >>could be a Pickled Baby Octupus.

Last time I was in Japan, customer took me out to a Japanese Tea House for dinner. It was all good until the pickle baby octopus was served.

Japanese are very nice but very weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)

242 Unreal to see the blue check mafia absolutely livid that every single question from every single reporter today wasn't about Flynn. They are sharpening pitchforks and looking for blood.

File this under: The Left Always Eats Itself

Shame!

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 13, 2017 09:04 PM (68Sq2)

243 I wonder why the razor was invented?

I'm assuming it was an English thing.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:04 PM (qUNWi)

244 Actually, no. There are also varying measurement scales.
Beauty
Feel
Taste
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:46 PM (hVdx9)

I can say that I have encountered:
Arby's
Dead Fish
Castor Oil

Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2017 09:05 PM (GUBah)

245 234. Hygienic reasons as humans became more settled, but i seem to recall that even the yanomami shave. Consider - our species seems unique in that our hair and nails never stop growing. We have to cut them both. A fluke of our genetics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:06 PM (oNYzy)

246 My respnse to lefties and media regarding Flynn?

"I'll be more flexible after the elections"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2017 09:07 PM (UpGcq)

247 I wonder why the razor was invented?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 09:00 PM (6Ll1u)

portability, knives are too bulky

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 09:07 PM (c6/9Q)

248 I can say that I have encountered:
Arby's
Dead Fish
Castor Oil

Jeebus. I'll take Arby's out of those choices.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

249 If you get a patch of body hair shaved, it grows back, and stops at a certain length. But how does your body know that there's a bald spot on it that needs to grow back?

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:07 PM (7qAYi)

250 The one in the middle is Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 13, 2017 09:08 PM (IqV8l)

251 So was shaving invented when a caveman was playing with a flint blade? "Yo, check this out."

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

252 209 For the record, every vagina a man is personally introduced to is one of the finest vaginas in the world.

At a high enough BAC this statement may hold.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:55 PM (J8/9G)

There are what, 3.5-4 billion of them that you aren't ever going to meet, much less meeting at the same time you're being introduced to the one you've decided is worth the effort at the moment.

One out of four billion, and you're working for it, be it a year or so of courtship or just buying another round.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 09:09 PM (/f1mm)

253 249>> We'll apparently that only occurs on your back and in your ears.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 09:09 PM (6z9sL)

254 Jeebus. I'll take Arby's out of those choices.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

Yeah, that one really didn't bother me. Almost married her, in fact.

The castor oil story is still told at fraternity parties.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2017 09:09 PM (GUBah)

255 Good game

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 09:10 PM (M3DRt)

256 our species seems unique in that our hair and nails never stop growing. We have to cut them both. A fluke of our genetics.

Some of it we got right. Eyebrow hairs stay the right length, until you turn 40.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (TXZ1v)

257 BTW, I saw Tiny Bit of Decency open for Pickled Baby Octopus at the Chukker in '91.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (/f1mm)

258
I missed the other thread, did anyone troll Ace by suggesting Lunesta? He technically only said no Ambien.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:32 PM (OuELg)

Lunesta. That's the stuff that has the creepy glow-in-the-dark moth that hovers over you and sucks out your soul while you sleep, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (cuZZW)

259 >>>
What the hell is that? Someone says something privately, you rat them out on social media, then their employer gets into their private business? A corporate master telling one what one may say or do on one's own time?

Blurred lines!

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (YTGNn)

260 253. Eyebrows. If I didn't cut mine, I'd look like a David Lynch mentat. They actually got tangled in my eyelashes a few times.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:12 PM (oNYzy)

261 I was trying to maintain a tiny bit of decency here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:56 PM

-----

Ah, TKA, remember where you are dude. A certain crassness quotient must be met at all times.

Posted by: Tonypete
****

Just trying to achieve a balance between crassness and humor.
Them somebody had to go and put their thumb on the scale.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

262 Another insomnia trick is a tums before bed, it might be a bit of gas keeping you up

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 09:12 PM (zZb/S)

263 Whenever I have trouble falling asleep, I mentally disassemble and reassemble various parts of aircraft -- whatever come to mind first -- usually engines or main rotor assemblies -- works like counting sheep, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 13, 2017 09:12 PM (kP16F)

264 187 Sometimes I hear very loud bangs and crashes when falling asleep and I'm wide awake. Has something to do with a combination of tension/cluster/migraine headaches I'm told.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
****

Maybe it's a tumor?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9

I believe it's called exploding head syndrome or something like that. I get terrible combination of the three headaches and it can take months or years for it to be unbearable. That involves a trip to the Doctor for a shit of steriods, oxyrotin or morphine, and muscle relaxers.

When the combination of the 3 hit me( the steroids mostly) I'll hear dozens of loud popping sounds in bursts every few minutes for about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:13 PM (LiqBV)

265 our species seems unique in that our hair and nails never stop growing. We have to cut them both. A fluke of our genetics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:06 PM (oNYzy)

And hamsters' teeth never stop growing.

Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2017 09:13 PM (xVuS6)

266 263>> Changing bladefold harnesses on the flight deck at night seems more like a nightmare.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 09:15 PM (6z9sL)

267 Lunesta. That's the stuff that has the creepy glow-in-the-dark moth that hovers over you and sucks out your soul while you sleep, right?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (cuZZW)

It's a feature, not a bug.

Ok, I guess it's also technically a bug.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:15 PM (8nWyX)

268 265. Isn't that most rodents? I seem to recall reading that about rats, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (oNYzy)

269 Whenever I have trouble falling asleep, I mentally disassemble and reassemble various parts of aircraft -- whatever come to mind first -- usually engines or main rotor assemblies -- works like counting sheep, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

I'd end up crawling under the bed looking for a spring of some kind.

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (zZb/S)

270 And hamsters' teeth never stop growing.

All rodents' teeth. Probably lagomorphs (rabbits) too.

Hooves keep growing too; horse hooves wear down over time, but grow just fast enough to keep being hooves. Which is why we have to nail metal plates to them on work horses, who carry more weight than Mother Nature intended, or they'd wear down too fast.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (TXZ1v)

271 267 Lunesta. That's the stuff that has the creepy glow-in-the-dark moth that hovers over you and sucks out your soul while you sleep, right?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2017 09:11 PM (cuZZW)

It's a feature, not a bug.

Ok, I guess it's also technically a bug.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:15 PM (8nWyX)

Technically Lepidoptera

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (7qAYi)

272 Your nose and ears never stop growing, either. Makes people who get nose jobs in their youth look ridiculous in their old age.

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (Z56vq)

273 187 Sometimes I hear very loud bangs and crashes when falling asleep and I'm wide awake. Has something to do with a combination of tension/cluster/migraine headaches I'm told.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
****

Maybe it's a tumor?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9

I believe it's called exploding head syndrome or something like that. I get terrible combination of the three headaches and it can take months or years for it to be unbearable. That involves a trip to the Doctor for a shit of steriods, oxyrotin or morphine, and muscle relaxers.

When the combination of the 3 hit me( the steroids mostly) I'll hear dozens of loud popping sounds in bursts every few minutes for about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe
****

You were supposed to say, "it's not a toomah!"
So basically you get fireworks without the light show? Talk about getting gypped.
Seriously, I hope the treatment gives you relief. Sounds awful.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

274 So why do they shoe race horses, or do they get cool carbon fiber shoes.

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (zZb/S)

275 139 Stuck in an ER waiting room. CNN is on which I am trying not to watch or hear. It's literally an endless parade of attacks on the Trump administration. On and on and on about the Flint "controversy" then just to add variety a story about some governor who says there is no evidence of voter fraud somewhere. Then moved on to the fearfulness of the Latino community. Then back to Flynn...aarggh.
Posted by: It's me at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (OuVnb)

Fire up one of those apps that lets you control TVs remotely through your phone or tablet.

I was recently trying to eat dinner in a bar with a TV overhead blaring liberal shit. I whipped out my tablet and gradually dialed back the sound to a bearable level.

No one noticed a thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

276 When the combination of the 3 hit me( the steroids mostly) I'll hear dozens of loud popping sounds in bursts every few minutes for about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:13 PM (LiqBV)

Are you on any SSRIs? Coming off Celexa/citalopram, I had about 2-4 weeks of 'brain zaps'.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (8nWyX)

277 i don't have that, but I get the Sleep Shudder

sometimes. I'm right on the edge of sleep, then suddenly I shudder with

alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and

wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 08:34 PM (8rNrN)

I know a number of people who lived life on the edge. One was telling me that he was dating a woman once, who had a similar approach to paranoia, and as they dozed off the first time they slept in the same bed, one of them jerked, that caused the other one to sit bolt upright, that panicked the other to roll out of bed . . . and so on, panicking each other until they were completely awake and covering the doors and windows with pistols, hyperventilating,

Aaah, young love.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (ry6W6)

278 Watching the Westminster Dog Show on FS1. They don't compete for prize money.

These people are loaded, and not a very diverse bunch.

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (Z56vq)

279 163
Or any of the 8-hour relaxing sounds, B-17 bomber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo
Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 08:47 PM (mSbwX)

So did the flight crews of B-17s fall asleep during their missions?

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

280 Evening all

Fuck the Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (SjImc)

281 The problem is obvious; Ace has a Succubus in his apartment. Either learn to enjoy it or find an old priest and a young priest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (LTHVh)

282 Your nose and ears never stop growing, either. Makes people who get nose jobs in their youth look ridiculous in their old age.

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (Z56vq)
if that was true wouldn't we look like elephants ?

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 09:19 PM (c6/9Q)

283 Just trying to achieve a balance between crassness and humor.
Them somebody had to go and put their thumb on the scale.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

=====

In light of this comment, a Vag joke:

A boy was talking with his Dad and asked "What does a womans private parts look like?".

The Dad thought about and said "Welo, before sex it looks like a beautiful rose about to open to the sun light".

The boy then asks "And after sex?".

Dad thinks a seond and asks "Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating mayonnaise?".

Yes, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 09:19 PM (bUjWk)

284 There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

It indicates fertility to the opposite sex - if you have pubic hair you are old enough to reproduce.

It stops skin based STD's like warts

It traps the pheromones in the oiled hairs so the sex scent can lure in the opposite sex for reproduction.

It is also good for tactile sensation - softens the blows if you will.

someone already mentioned temperature

Posted by: Batterup at February 13, 2017 09:19 PM (mtGE/)

285 Go to sleep, ace. That's an order. I HAVE SPOKEN!

Posted by: Peter Griffin at February 13, 2017 09:20 PM (CEU4j)

286 Ms. navybrat sometimes has night terrors.
I have to talk her awake and comfort her.
Part of the whole deal.

Posted by: navybrat at February 13, 2017 09:20 PM (w7KSn)

287 These people are loaded, and not a very diverse bunch.

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (Z56vq)

If you're referring to the Westminster KC, it's all male. If you're referring to the handlers, a disproportionate number are gay.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (J8/9G)

288 Humans are the only animals repelled by our own smell. We go to great lengths to try to cover it up.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (7qAYi)

289 276. Jayzus! After I went off the lexapro my then-future-ex-wife nagged me into getting to fight the natural response to an otherwise unbearable situation, i had that sh*t.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (oNYzy)

290 >>>There is a reason for pubic hair. I don't know what it is.

To keep people from stealing your can of Coke.

Posted by: wooga at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (3I7wr)

291 >>So why do they shoe race horses, or do they get cool carbon fiber shoes.

Their hooves would break down if they didn't. Hooves do grow and black smiths file and cut them like nails.

Unlike humans, horses walk on their hooves (nails) and when they split it's bad stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (/tuJf)

292 Something about this chick on Tucker. I would fuck the shit out of her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 13, 2017 09:22 PM (nDcc3)

293 alertness like I heard a wolf at my throat and I go bolt-straight and

wide awake.

What is that? Is there a name for that?

Anxiety. You need to get the hell out of the city

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 09:22 PM (zZb/S)

294 Is there a name for that?

Sleep Paralysis?

Posted by: Mathers at February 13, 2017 09:22 PM (3myMJ)

295

Wow. Tucker has an especially cra cra crazy person on tonite.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:22 PM (vIjh1)

296 Hooves do grow and black smiths file and cut them like nails.

Farriers. A crappy job.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 09:23 PM (J8/9G)

297 Is there a name for that?

Do you snore? it could be sleep apnea & your brain is awakened by the lack of oxygen

Posted by: Batterup at February 13, 2017 09:24 PM (mtGE/)

298 Mollusks are repelled by their own smell.

Probably.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 09:24 PM (qUNWi)

299 221
That's all well and good until the flak starts at 5 AM.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

Works better than an alarm clock, probably. Of course, you have to pry yourself out from under your bed after you realize it's all just a recording, so there's that...

Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (mSbwX)

300 "Whenever I have trouble falling asleep, I mentally disassemble and
reassemble various parts of aircraft -- whatever come to mind first --
usually engines or main rotor assemblies -- works like counting sheep, I
suppose...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki"

I do odds for various Hold 'em poker hands in my head. Usually doesn't take long.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (w+Jhj)

301 Sleep Paralysis?

Posted by: Mathers at February 13, 2017 09:22 PM (3myMJ)

Can't move if you have sleep paralysis. My son had that for a time. Don't know why.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (Enq6K)

302 What old guy like me doesn't have ear hair? I have it coming out of my head like a unicorn sheds.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (6Ll1u)

303 >>Farriers. A crappy job.

Yet almost every one of them I've met is a nice guy. And strong as hell. Do not screw around with a guy who wrestles horses all day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

304 So did the flight crews of B-17s fall asleep during their missions?
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

It wouldn't surprise me. I damn sure fell asleep every time I was in a C-130. Best sleep ever was at sea on a guided missile frigate, though.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (GUBah)

305 This scrunt on FOX with Tucker is typical and i want to put my fist thru her lying face.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (SjImc)

306 276 When the combination of the 3 hit me( the steroids mostly) I'll hear dozens of loud popping sounds in bursts every few minutes for about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:13 PM (LiqBV)

Are you on any SSRIs? Coming off Celexa/citalopram, I had about 2-4 weeks of 'brain zaps'.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (8nWyX)

No. I've never taken them. I take a light benzoyl every now and then.

It's a cross between genetics, oval shaped eyes, TMJ, grinding my teeth at night, and always going clinch jaw business face. Been that way since high school.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (LiqBV)

307 So apparently Milo now is whipping people up for lynchings. Hadn't heard that one before.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (FqgrG)

308 "Eyebrows. If I didn't cut mine, I'd look like a David Lynch mentat. They actually got tangled in my eyelashes a few times.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine."

Mine are the same, and do get caught in my glasses frames from time to time. Hurts like hell when I don't notice until I take my glasses off.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (w+Jhj)

309 Why doesn't Tucker ask these authoritarian moonbats what were you smoking when you saw these visions telling you 'x' was a dangerous person?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (P/kVC)

310 So apparently Milo now is whipping people up for lynchings. Hadn't heard that one before.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (FqgrG)

???? I did not get my invitation? What am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (SjImc)

311 279
So did the flight crews of B-17s fall asleep during their missions?
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

Dunno! I was asleep.

)

Posted by: MathMom at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (mSbwX)

312 Sleep paralysis: Phenomenon in which an individual, either during falling asleep or awakening, briefly experiences an inability to move, speak, or react. It is a transitional state between wakefulness and sleep. It is often accompanied by terrifying hallucinations. It is a transitional state between wakefulness and sleep. It is often accompanied by terrifying hallucinations.

Posted by: Mathers at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (3myMJ)

313 Ha!

Guy just bought a super rare record from me on eBay.

his name is Mitch GAINZ.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (oXKWd)

314 Jayzus! After I went off the lexapro my then-future-ex-wife nagged me into getting to fight the natural response to an otherwise unbearable situation, i had that sh*t.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:21 PM (oNYzy)

*fistbump* Dude knows what I'm talking about.

Lexapro is the identical molecule as Celexa, just the mirror image of it. Weaning off SSRIs is like people throwing snap-pop firecrackers into your brain or licking a 9V battery with your brain, except there's no pain, just the unnerving 'zap'.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (8nWyX)

315 This libtard cunny on Tucker is the dumbest Asian chick I've ever seen.

Oh, and she's a middle school teacher.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (GsAUU)

316 That brunette, that brunette.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (FAO5C)

317 I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Mathers at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (3myMJ)

318 I occasionally get a rogue eyebrow hair that grows downwards and tickles my eyeball.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

319 Milo is responsible for the massacre of Muslims. Holy shit he lives a busy life.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (FqgrG)

320
Tucker I dare you to say.... "You been here foh ower... You go no!"

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (vIjh1)

321 Yet almost every one of them I've met is a nice guy. And strong as hell. Do not screw around with a guy who wrestles horses all day.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

My great grandfather was the town blacksmith. Supposedly he Mongo-ed a horse that didn't like the way he was shoeing it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (z/Ubi)

322 "Yet almost every one of them I've met is a nice guy."

I'm sure. But a) leaning over all day b) next to a hoof that can kill you if lashed out... well, my hat's off to them.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 09:28 PM (J8/9G)

323 Man, that scrunt just oozed hatred.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:29 PM (P/kVC)

324 And you have to love the delisciousness of liberals eating their own at the Grammies last night as Adle one of the greatest voices of a generation is getting slagged on because quite possibly one the most overrated singers, Beyonce didn't win any awards.

They can both SABOD but I thought that was one of the stupider things to emerge from last nights grammies.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2017 09:29 PM (+lv+r)

325 Wow ... That woman on tucker was freaking nuts... And she is a teacher....

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:29 PM (9n0dl)

326 Lexapro is the identical molecule as Celexa, just the mirror image of it. Weaning off SSRIs is like people throwing snap-pop firecrackers into your brain or licking a 9V battery with your brain, except there's no pain, just the unnerving 'zap'.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (8nWyX)

Yep. It's unsettling as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 09:30 PM (0mRoj)

327
Guys. Trump supporters had knives tied to sticks.

And they stabbed people.

And they died.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:30 PM (vIjh1)

328 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 13, 2017 09:16 PM (hVdx9

Thanks Brother. That's kind of you.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:30 PM (LiqBV)

329 323... Oh man scary hatred, rage!!!

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:30 PM (9n0dl)

330 Damn, sounds like I missed a doozy on Tucker. I'll have to catch the replay later tonight.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:30 PM (7qAYi)

331 314. Felt like those twitches tou get when falling asleep.....it was a crappy month for me and everyone around me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 09:31 PM (u6FRq)

332 That woman Tucker just interviewed needs to be deported off my fucking continent! Right now.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 13, 2017 09:31 PM (M3WYy)

333 Why in the world would Trump supporters downgrade to knives tied to sticks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 09:32 PM (/f1mm)

334 Trump supporters had knives tied to sticks.

Well, technically they are doru.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 09:32 PM (LTHVh)

335 Jane, why did you take your kitty to the vet?

I had mine in to take a drainage tube out for an abscess

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2017 09:32 PM (ry6W6)

336 325 Wow ... That woman on tucker was freaking nuts... And she is a teacher....
Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:29 PM (9n0dl)

--Full of projection as well.

I wonder if she is Japanese descent and therefore acting on full-on self-hating guilt. She sure loved using the word fascism.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU)

337 That woman on Tucker's show just now was the epitome of today's Nazi - acting violently and brutally - all the while calling everyone who disagrees with her a Nazi.
I don't know what you do with suck people. Actually I do know.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 13, 2017 09:33 PM (M3WYy)

338 >>My great grandfather was the town blacksmith. Supposedly he Mongo-ed a horse that didn't like the way he was shoeing it.

My mom had a horse we called Baby Huey. He was enormous, like 17 2, and he used to stand in his stall with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

I tried to Mongo him a couple times when he tried to bite or kick me. He'd just give me this look like "Come at me bro".

Fukcer.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

339 Knives tied to sticks!

People being stabbed!

Mass Hysteria!

Posted by: Venkman at February 13, 2017 09:33 PM (FqgrG)

340 Apparently some of the raging moonbats like to believe that the protesters and rioters are Trump and Milo plants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:34 PM (P/kVC)

341 Trump supporters had knives tied to sticks.

===

Oh the poor knives...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:34 PM (zu88C)

342 "Sleep paralysis: Phenomenon in which an individual, either during falling asleep or awakening, briefly experiences an inability to move, speak, or react."

That's usually when you get the anal probe.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 13, 2017 09:35 PM (VSenK)

343 310 So apparently Milo now is whipping people up for lynchings. Hadn't heard that one before.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 09:26 PM (FqgrG)

???? I did not get my invitation? What am I chopped liver?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:27 PM (SjImc)

Did you read your copy of Vast Right Wing Conspiracy newsletter and Spring Flower Catalog? What about the Neo-Fascist Ice Cream Social and Toy Drive for Disadvantaged Nazis? Did you attend? You have to participate, you can't just show up willy nilly for the lynchings.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (a3sfz)

344 I really hope that lunatic cunt on Tucker Carlson gets her skull cracked at one of her "counter protests " one day.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (HL3BI)

345 She called Milo a homophobe, among other calumnies. Is she even fucking sentient? Does she know that Milo is a homosexual????????
This woman needs to thank whatever the fuck it is she prays to that it created her with an autonomic nervous system. Because she's too stupid to breathe on her own.
I looked at her and some true insanity. Maybe she can be the next DNC Chair.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (M3WYy)

346 340 Apparently some of the raging moonbats like to believe that the protesters and rioters are Trump and Milo plants.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:34 PM (P/kVC)

Yes, Trump and Milo hired thugs to beat up their own supporters and blamed it on the Left. They're devious that way.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

347 Heh, that last guest of Tucker's almost looks like a teenage version of Tucker.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)

348 Good grief, I have to watch the Tucker replay now! She sounds like one for the books!

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (7qAYi)

349 Seriously, you people don't know why women naturally have pubic hair? Its to hide the hook.

Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2017 09:37 PM (tLtD3)

350 She sounds like one for the books!

She's allowed around children. Ponder that for a moment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 09:37 PM (LTHVh)

351 Mass Hysteria!

Posted by: Venkman at February 13, 2017 09:33 PM (FqgrG)

Shows the dangers of a pool hall in your town.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 09:38 PM (J8/9G)

352
That woman Tucker just interviewed needs to be deported off my fucking ~~continent~~ planet! Right now.
Posted by: LGoPs

FIFY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

353 This woman needs to thank whatever the fuck it is she prays to that it created her with an autonomic nervous system
===

She is teaching America's kids.

Which is nice.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:38 PM (zu88C)

354 I wonder what school she teaches at ..... I hope the parents see this and get their kids the hell out of there.

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:38 PM (9n0dl)

355 This woman needs to thank whatever the fuck it is she prays to.

My guess is that she doesn't pray to any being..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (fDdVG)

356 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED AGAINST MILO!

I did my job, I'd do it again.

Posted by: Commie chick on Tucker at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (hA1V+)

357 348 Good grief, I have to watch the Tucker replay now! She sounds like one for the books!
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (7qAYi)

--Watch the crazed cunny teacher for the rage and despair for her students. Watch the high school student in the next segment for a glimmer of hope for the future.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

358 346 340 Apparently some of the raging moonbats like to believe that the protesters and rioters are Trump and Milo plants.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:34 PM (P/kVC)

Yes, Trump and Milo hired thugs to beat up their own supporters and blamed it on the Left. They're devious that way.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

I always love that theory. The violence is cause by plants. But then the rest of the crowd lets it happen and allows them to slip back in. And then over the next few days as some liberals push the "conservative plants were the violent ones" other liberals are justifying and urging even more violence.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (z/Ubi)

359 >>>Supposedly he Mongo-ed a horse that didn't like the way he was shoeing it

and tap them in the belly with the rasp when they lean on you.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (qTtk6)

360 She sounds like one for the books!

-----------

She's on video repeatedly punching Milo in the stomach.... for being a fascist, nativist, homophobe..... or..... something.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (vIjh1)

361 Oooh. Sounds like this woman was the anti- Dom Tullipso.

What is her name so I can youtube it?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (LiqBV)

362 Yeah, if I was sitting next to Emily, I wouldn't be talking about Melania Trump, first and foremost, I'd be trying my damnedest to get into Emily's moist panties.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (Ax4Uw)

363 Its the New York Times, ace. Remember Donald Sterling? The left is happy to tie private conversations into nooses for people. We should apply the same rules to them. Demand the name of that scumbag and drive him out of his job!

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (U49B7)

364 THAT scrunt is a prime example of why I would vote for road kill over any dem or left winger.

And why I buy more ammo every fuckin day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (SjImc)

365 Wow ... That woman on tucker was freaking nuts... And she is a teacher....
Posted by: E.T.

Not a teacher. An apparatchik.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 09:41 PM (4YGWz)

366 The hypocrisy is off the charts. Imagine if a reporter had called Michelle Obama a hooker. Hell. To. Pay.

Who would have believed it?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 09:42 PM (fVubI)

367
Does she see Nazis in the bushes and trees like Sarah Silverman?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:42 PM (zu88C)

368 Damn, did Piers Morgan get a brain transplant?

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

369 Who would have believed it?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 09:42 PM (fVubI)

=====

Thai Tranny boys.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (bUjWk)

370 362 Yeah, if I was sitting next to Emily, I wouldn't be talking about Melania Trump, first and foremost, I'd be trying my damnedest to get into Emily's moist panties.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (Ax4Uw

Pretty sure some hacked pictures out there on the fappening exist.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (LiqBV)

371 Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo the horse puncher at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (8iiMU)

372 South Carolina 27 UConn 26 with 4:21 in the 2nd qtr

I don't watch much women's basketball. Or like, any. But is UConn a 2nd half team? Ninety-Nine wins in a row they should be a first and second half team.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (a3sfz)

373 THAT scrunt is a prime example of why I would vote for road kill over any dem or left winger.
===

Nevertrumpers are her allies.

Think about that.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (zu88C)

374 361 Oooh. Sounds like this woman was the anti- Dom Tullipso.

What is her name so I can youtube it?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:40 PM (LiqBV)

--Yvette something.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (GsAUU)

375 She makes silverman seem like a perfectly norman sane conservative...

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (9n0dl)

376 THAT scrunt is a prime example of why I would vote for road kill over any dem or left winger.
===

Nevertrumpers are her allies.

Think about that.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (zu88C)

Oh I have which is why I almost got banned here during the Election.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (SjImc)

377 Sleep remedy:

1. Cold shower
2. Melatonin supplement
3. Chamomile tea
4. A solid wanking
5. 10 mins of Tetris. Tetris engaged a certain part of the brain that will reset stressful or obsessive thoughts.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (mQoUp)

378 Ace, in case you miss what I just posted in your insomnia thread, here it is again:

A glass of warm water with 1/2 to 1 teaspoon of Natural Calm magnesium
supplement stirred in, if that's not strong enough add a single Benadryl
early enough so that you won't have a hangover from it.

Posted by: firehorse at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (W13WA)

379 Damn, did Piers Morgan get a brain transplant?
Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

=======

On everything except guns, apparently. They left a portion of the old gray matter.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 09:45 PM (bUjWk)

380 Okay, I don't take any pills at all and every once in a while I'll get that loud pop inside my head. Might be right at the point of dropping off but it seems more like just a bit before that.
First thought always seems to be a blood vessel just popped.

Posted by: teej at February 13, 2017 09:45 PM (v6Osy)

381 Sleep remedy:

----

1. Fap.

End of list.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:45 PM (vIjh1)

382 Wow ... That woman on tucker was freaking nuts... And she is a teacher....
Posted by: E.T.

Not a teacher. An apparatchik.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-------------

Batshit crazy. If I had a child in her class... in her school, they would be out of there tomorrow.

Carlson lets a lot of low-hanging fruit pass by. He should have asked for a specific (as a teacher) definition of 'Fascist'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2017 09:45 PM (ZO497)

383 Make the other side live up to their rules.

Fuck them all..with a large diameter tropical fruit....sideways.

See the thing is, we are fighting back like the left does. They don't like it and neither do our betters in elite circles. Sadly, their opinions mean lees than dick. It is too late for civility from our side.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2017 09:46 PM (cOHS7)

384 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (zu88C)

Proof that the #NTs have absolutely lost their minds?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 13, 2017 09:46 PM (nDcc3)

385 So, is galintines day really a thing? Maybe they should hook up with the manatine group and get satisfied.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 09:46 PM (6Ll1u)

386 Dammit. Friggin Blue Jackets.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:47 PM (/tuJf)

387 Tell me about privates being leaked! Please. Do. Tell. Me
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 13, 2017 08:19

I know, I know.

A. Weiner

Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2017 09:47 PM (o/90i)

388 Dammit. Friggin Blue Jackets.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------

Same thing we said back in '65.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at February 13, 2017 09:48 PM (ZO497)

389 Posted by: runninrebel at February 13, 2017 09:44 PM (mQoUp)

*scribbles frantically*

OK, I think I got it, melatonin, chamomile Tetris, and a shower of cold wank. Got it! Wish me luck!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:48 PM (8nWyX)

390 Sweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 09:49 PM (/tuJf)

391 I think tucker was kind of stunned, didn't know how to respond... I don't think he had ever seen that level of off the charts insanity

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:49 PM (9n0dl)

392 Waaaiiiitttt!!!!!

Posted by: runninrebel at February 13, 2017 09:49 PM (mQoUp)

393 Klay media on YouTube for Tucker vs. CraCra

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 09:50 PM (LiqBV)

394 373 THAT scrunt is a prime example of why I would vote for road kill over any dem or left winger.
===

Nevertrumpers are her allies.

Think about that.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:43 PM (zu88C)

Both are principled.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 09:50 PM (P/kVC)

395 Dammit. Friggin Blue Jackets.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------

Same thing we said back in '65.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at February 13, 2017 09:48 PM (ZO497)

Same thing we say every day.

Posted by: The goat locker and wardroom at February 13, 2017 09:50 PM (8nWyX)

396 150. We only know what we're allowed to see. His behavior is very typical of untreated ADHD. She knows where the money is. Ivana's comfortable, but she isn't flying on Trump's private jet and neither is Marla...

Posted by: macleod at February 13, 2017 09:50 PM (N315I)

397 DJIA - 20,412.16+142.79 (+0.70%)

I'm still laughing at the Former Enron Financial Adviser.

"If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2017 09:51 PM (LTHVh)

398
Oh I have which is why I almost got banned here during the Election.

Posted by: Nevergiveup
===

NGU,

One of the worst Nevertrumps showed up in the threads today. No apology. No mea culpa.

Just raw arrogance and obnoxious condescension. And hammering on Trump's decisions.

Then she told me to JUST. DROP. IT.

Heh. Yeah. I'm a "just drop it" kinda guy.

Worse than a troll. An active enemy combatant wearing your military's uniform.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:51 PM (zu88C)

399 "Sleep remedy:

----

1. Fap.

End of list."

Can't argue with that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2017 09:52 PM (J+eG2)

400
Then she told me to JUST. DROP. IT.

------

redcwhatshername?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2017 09:53 PM (vIjh1)

401 >>Damn, did Piers Morgan get a brain transplant?

Posted by: logprof

From Abby somebody.

Posted by: Aviator at February 13, 2017 09:53 PM (/Nite)

402 Ugh, History is showing Roots instead of Pawn Stars.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)

403 ONT up.....and it's chock full O content.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 13, 2017 09:54 PM (bUjWk)

404 ONT

Posted by: Country Singer at February 13, 2017 09:55 PM (GUBah)

405 Time to ditch the khaki sock

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 09:56 PM (8nWyX)

406 Heh, I liked Tucker's parting shot about the Oroville Dam.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU)

407 Rotorowaskiikiskiee or whatever that models name is didn't defend Mrs Trump from the hooker charge but rather just said it doesn't matter what a woman's sexual past is. Fuck her too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2017 09:56 PM (IDPbH)

408 For the tucker interview of the loon....
http://tinyurl.com/zr9uokn

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 09:57 PM (9n0dl)

409 NGU, you buy your ammo in case lots, I assume? Use ammoseek.com?

Just looking out for you, here.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 09:57 PM (QDnY+)

410
redcwhatshername?

Posted by: fixerupper
===

Yerp.

She actively campaigned against Trump. Said that he and Hillary were the same.

But she has never retracted a single word. Or admitted to being wrong.

Just walked in months later like nothing happened.

Just like Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 09:58 PM (zu88C)

411 380
Okay, I don't take any pills at all and every once in a while I'll get
that loud pop inside my head. Might be right at the point of dropping
off but it seems more like just a bit before that.

First thought always seems to be a blood vessel just popped.

Posted by: teej at February 13, 2017 09:45 PM (v6Osy)

I've had those since I was in my teens. Not all the time but often enough. It's like an electrical shock zipped through your brain. Doesn't hurt or anything...just weird.

Found this on them although I wouldn't call mine 'explosions'.
http://tinyurl.com/cg8wdp4

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 09:58 PM (Enq6K)

412 In the old days, if a man falsely accused a woman of being a whore, he might get punched in the face. Or at least, we would tell him to his face: don't go spreading lies.

Now, the best we can hope for is apparently a tweet to the whole world along the lines of: "I don't care how big of a whore Melania is, I don't care how many men she fucked and sucked for money, it doesn't matter, if you think the number of men Melania fucked and sucked for money (maybe zero, maybe a thousand) matters then you are a slut-shamer who shames sluts, which is a crime against social justice"

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at February 13, 2017 10:00 PM (BHpB+)

413 324 And you have to love the delisciousness of liberals eating their own at the Grammies last night as Adle one of the greatest voices of a generation is getting slagged on because quite possibly one the most overrated singers, Beyonce didn't win any awards.

Bless you! I nearly got killed at work by one of B's cult like fans when I mentioned that Beyonce was a tad overrated. Hell, I was being nice. I could have gone on and on about how Beyonce is a terrible human being, but I didn't. Just that she was an overrated singer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 10:02 PM (pY+s4)

414 407 Rotorowaskiikiskiee or whatever that models name is didn't defend Mrs Trump from the hooker charge but rather just said it doesn't matter what a woman's sexual past is. Fuck her too.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Love too except at this point, I'd be going where everybody has gone before. Yuk. I'd need a HAZMAT suit to do her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 10:05 PM (pY+s4)

415 "Someone says something privately, you rat them out on social media, then their employer gets into their private business?"

I think you're being tongue-in-cheek, Ace, in terms of how leftists police our speech.

I think it's different when the person speaking identifies themselves as an employee of the NYT. (a) what they say reflects back on the NYT, because of how they've identified themselves; and (b) a listener might think that as an NYT employee, they have information not available to the general public, so the rumor might get more credence.

NYT is running scared on this: if Trump can use this incident to show that the NYT harbors malice against Trump's family, that makes it easier for Trump's family to sue them for defamation.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at February 13, 2017 10:05 PM (BHpB+)

416 I'm still farting way too much for comfort.

Posted by: ting hung lo at February 13, 2017 10:08 PM (xZc4z)

417 Bad news: I realised it is very, very stupid.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Just remember; where ever you go, there you are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 10:18 PM (4YGWz)

418 Yvette Felarca. How Tucker didn't explode is beyond me.

Posted by: Throats Wobbler Mangrove at February 13, 2017 10:23 PM (LojpD)

419 Can't sleep? Magnesium deficient. ReMag & ReMyte fix dat.

Posted by: Rich at February 13, 2017 11:36 PM (smMP5)

420 Ace: sleep shudder
I've seen it called hypnic jerk. Here's a description: http://www.wisegeekhealth.com/what-is-a-hypnic-jerk.htm

Posted by: scoville unit at February 14, 2017 12:25 AM (hWh8W)

421 Arise, dead thread! Morning all from rainy TX.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 14, 2017 05:22 AM (Eynls)

422 Re: Sleep.

I read a ton, but when I'm tired I am always able to put down my Kindle and fall asleep.

I could mess around on my iPad or phone all night and won't fall asleep no matter how tired I am.

Posted by: Chris at February 14, 2017 10:52 AM (jg/Pj)

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