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Sarah Silverman Spots Swastikas Painted All Over the Sidewalks, Overt Symbols of a Coming Nazi Takeover.
Or Wait, Maybe Not So Much.

Jim Geraghty documents a particularly deranged case of hysterical hallucination from increasingly unhinged former comedienne Sarah Silverman.

It's both funny and sad -- and also, scary.

Because these people are honest-to-God insane, and that's going to be trouble.


No, Sarah, it's a symbol for a utility line being under the street. You know, so people digging in the streets don't break electric, gas, or water lines.

That's the funny part of it -- the clueless ignorance of these people.

But Geraghty gets to the sad and frightening part:

The best line in the otherwise deeply-disappointing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: "Your focus determines your reality."

This is the "secret" to a lot of self-help books, including The Secret. (Whoops, spoiler alert.) It isn't magic or the Force, it's mostly psychology: Whatever you look for, you tend to find. If you walk around believing that the world is out to get you, you will find circumstances and examples to fit that belief. If you walk around thinking life is full of opportunities, you will perceive more of life’s circumstances as potential opportunities.

He then ties this "looking for signs of Naziism" to the new past-times of attacking Nazis (or suspected Nazis, or bitcoin enthusiasts).

I keep making the case that this must be viewed as a very serious and dangerous outbreak of mass hysteria, collective hysteria, or mass delusion on the left.

In sociology and psychology, mass hysteria (also known as collective hysteria, group hysteria, or collective obsessional behavior) is a phenomenon that transmits collective illusions of threats, whether real or imaginary, through a population in society as a result of rumors and fear (memory acknowledgment).

People have literally been killed due to mass hysteria, of course. This is just one of the more famous cases:

Salem witch trials (1692–93)[edit]

Adolescent girls Abigail Williams, Betty Parris, Ann Putnam, Jr., and Elizabeth Hubbard began to have fits that were described by a minister as "beyond the power of Epileptic Fits or natural disease to effect."[9] The events resulted in the Salem witch trials, a series of hearings leading to the executions of 20 citizens and the deaths of five citizens of Salem Village, Massachusetts (present day Danvers, Massachusetts) and nearby towns accused of witchcraft.[10] The episode is one of America's most notorious cases of mass hysteria, and has been used in political rhetoric and popular literature as a vivid cautionary tale about the dangers of isolationism, religious extremism, false accusations and lapses in due process.[11]

The past year has taught me -- by watching the media and the NeverTrumpers emerge from their group huddles on Twitter and listservs full of fear and fire -- that most information is not rationalized into people. It's socialized into them. People have a need to belong, and sharing in a group creed gives them a sense of security and a sort of spiritual North Star.

It makes people feel good to agree with each other. There is very little more exciting in the world than being on the same wavelength with another human being. (It occurs to me that this is what makes the couple of hours before a first sexual encounter so narcotic -- you are both vibing with the exact same thought.)

Even better -- being on the same wavelength as lots of other people. Half the reason people go to a rock concert isn't to see the band, but to experience the shared sense of excitement and euphoria of 10,000 people all thinking the same thing.

This all feels good, but philosophy and policy must be about more than solidarity and shared mindthoughts.

And it's dangerous. Hysteria is a memetic virus, passed only by words and emotions (and the pheremones people give off in aroused emotional states). Delusions can be put in someone's head merely by suggestion, and when thousands of people are repeating the same delusion, that delusion is powerfully reinforced not only in newly infected carriers of the memetic virus, but in the already sick.

While contrarians are always a pain in the ass for the people they're being contrary towards, without contrarians to take a crap on the Erotic Agreement Pheromone party, people can rouse themselves into truly murderous rages, each encouraging his correligionists to go just a little bit farther and then being egged on to go a little bit farther himself -- a cycle of positively-reinforced and reinforcing extremification -- until mobs are hunting people down in the streets and grad students are building bombs in their apartments, "because Justice demands" that army enlistee's dance must be bombed.

The media is always pressuring conservatives to sound the alarm and warn their own more excitable members away from lunacy -- this is the "hot rhetoric leads to violence" theory, which I at least partly agree with -- but note that when it comes to lunacy on the left, the media is not only indulgent of increasingly unhinged to talk that leads, inexorably, to the conclusion that political opponents must be beaten, bloodied, or outright murdered, but more and more are ringleaders of the exact type of "Climate of Hate" they try to pin on the right every 4-6 years.

They have gone from being liberal scolds to outright political pornographers.

Where is Jake Tapper to warn Sarah Silverman and her likeminded lunatics of the perils of a Climate of Hate and provocative rhetoric as they are whenever conservatives seem to be "going too far"?

When the rifle bullets start cracking in the night, what will they say?

Will they pause to examine their own roles as serving as the Typhoid Marys of the political violence virus?

I doubt it.

Instead, they'll just continue using the power of suggestion, reinforced by mass repetition, to spread the virus of political lunacy.

Posted by: Ace at 06:05 PM




Comments

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1 It's a cursive swastika.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 06:07 PM (TXZ1v)

2 This really should be a career ender for her.

But it will be swept under the rug by fellow travelers.

Posted by: Maritime at February 13, 2017 06:08 PM (TSZ0+)

3 corgis called.

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 06:08 PM (TXZ1v)

4 Our betters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Genetic Defect at February 13, 2017 06:10 PM (89T5c)

5 Quick - Someone break Geraldo's nose!

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:10 PM (oXKWd)

6 Ooooo... A revenge stomp.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 06:11 PM (R+30W)

7 I really hope whoever pointed it out to her what they really were was a guy so they can then cry about "mansplaining"

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:11 PM (z/Ubi)

8 Rabbititis is incurable.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (oXKWd)

9 IIRC, Churchill called them "Narzis"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (UDXti)

10 the pheremones people give off in aroused emotional states


Ooo, say that again...slower this time...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

11 Just like the Klan attending baseball games.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (FQKBL)

12 Reminds me of this guy....


http://tinyurl.com/jkuvamj

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (Enq6K)

13 Somewhere near there must be joo stars too. Just has to be.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)

14 Typhoid Maries should be:

Typhoid Marys

But otherwise this is so spot on. It's perpetually re-inforced hysteria that then further emboldens those who began the hysterical memes; they must continue because there's nothing like the narcotic of mass agreement. Oh, the power!

I worry where it will end.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 13, 2017 06:12 PM (Gim9y)

15 I feel like those that would foment mass hysteria for their own ends are perhaps considering that the time is finally at hand. They keep coaxing more and following the reaction and coaxing still more and gauging how much slack to give and how much tension is on the line. They are waiting for some kind of breakaway event to metastasize.

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2017 06:13 PM (QCc6B)

16 I'm reading The Crowd, by Gustave Le Bon, the book heavily referenced in Ann Coulter's, Demonic. Her chapter on the French Revolution convinced me to borrow it from Overdrive ebooks. Very perceptive with regard to mob mentality and peer pressure groups.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 13, 2017 06:13 PM (2X7pN)

17 Do neo nazis not have google?

++++

They're almost as bad as dumb-ass "comediennes" that way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 06:13 PM (R+30W)

18 Rabbititis? More like Love itis!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoD9yUAAFpk

You write purty when you don't sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

19 ace, hate to say it but you're so far behind kicking the bitch in the ass that you're kicking the asses of the people who kicked her in the ass...

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2017 06:13 PM (TppKb)

20 No, that isn't a swastika dear. That is hobo sign.

It means: It is time to take over take over the government of the United States.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2017 06:14 PM (bZ7mE)

21 The ignorance of this woman is amazing in the year 2017. Our modern world must frighten and amaze her.

Maybe she is the unfrozen caveman woman comic.

Wait until she has to use a public toilet.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2017 06:14 PM (5VlCp)

22 Lord, make my enemies ridic.

And, lo, it happened.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 06:15 PM (4YGWz)

23 OMG....Stephen Miller's responses to her are hysterical!


Twitter link (same as ace's)


http://tinyurl.com/h8tw68j



Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:15 PM (Enq6K)

24 The mass hysteria *is* scary, like all those people who freaked out on election night, including my 14 year old niece (total meltdown).

That people went from "Yay Obama's America" ----> a lefty version of Montana Freeman talking of impending apocalypse and Punching Nazis is *not* stable behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2017 06:15 PM (NOIQH)

25 I remember a couple years ago lgf had a problem with the tennessee state flag.

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 06:17 PM (9n0dl)

26 Ok now we will see if the scores reverse

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Frvrc)

27 John Nolte's response is hilarious and previously sent Sarah into a rage at him:


"No biggie.

Once someone hits age 55, the eyes arent what they once were."

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2017 06:18 PM (OD2ni)

28 Rabbititis? I'm pretty sure I've got that. It hurts when I do this.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 13, 2017 06:18 PM (hoJm7)

29 The political left has always been fascinated by mind control, and controlling the masses with propaganda. They luxuriate in it, lust after that power, dream of it.

The right abhors it, and seeks to use reason, facts, and logic. The closest thing to mind control the political right will us is an appeal to patriotism, which is less useful now that the left has redefined the meaning of the word.

Posted by: Zack Lee at February 13, 2017 06:18 PM (m/LaZ)

30 Protip: Don't use the word niggardly in the presence of Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2017 06:19 PM (OD2ni)

31 Crap! they're onto us! To the hydrofoil!

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Utility Locator at February 13, 2017 06:19 PM (RwwCT)

32 Orange marks mean comm or catv lines.
Yellow means gas lines, put out yer cigs!
Red means electric, if marked FO (fiber optic) watch the fuck out or all of Pebble Beach and Pacific Grove will be down for a day.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2017 06:19 PM (HgMAr)

33 That people went from "Yay Obama's America" ----> a lefty version of Montana Freeman talking of impending apocalypse and Punching Nazis is *not* stable behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2017 06:15 PM (NOIQH)

Nope. And these are the same people with the glassy-eyed religious fervor weeping at Obama's feet and chanting "yes we can" not that many years ago. The devout don't do very well when their messiah is toppled.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

34 Bigger question is is there one Leftist who has ever read a history book?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (Frvrc)

35 If I squint my eyes real hard, the Skull and Bones on the blog looks like a swastika!

Ace is a Nazi! And so are the Cobs!!!!

*cries hysterically*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (PY9jH)

36 I'm reading The Crowd, by Gustave Le Bon, the book heavily referenced in Ann Coulter's, Demonic. Her chapter on the French Revolution convinced me to borrow it from Overdrive ebooks. Very perceptive with regard to mob mentality and peer pressure groups.

...

sounds interesting. i'm very interested in this phenomenon.

there's an old saying: Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)

37 former comedienne?

I think you are being generous with that assessment,

bitch was never funny

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (K2T58)

38 fnord

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (oXKWd)

39 It's a good thing Sarah waxes her lip.

...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (4YGWz)

40 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (GwIKd)

41 9 AM: Went out for coffee.

9::30 AM: Barely avoided being Shoahed.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

42 >>Bigger question is is there one Leftist who has ever read a history book?


They all know someone who has read Zinn.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (oXKWd)

43 Silverman is such an idiot. Her best role was and always will be as the recipient of Ryan Philippe's punchin the face in Way of the Gun.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:21 PM (0mRoj)

44 The NR article notes her response when someone informed her that she'd just demonstrated all the intelligence of a bag of snot: It's because of all the anti-semetic tweets she's been getting!

Which, of course, means it's our fault.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (97XyN)

45 I thought it was the Safeway trade mark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

46 Probably the only thing I've seen Silverman in was School of Rock.... She played a Bitch.... Not much acting needed for that...

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

47 They thought they had this election in the bag--hell, I did too. They had no back up plan in the event of a loss -,that scenario didn't occur to them.

Violence appears to be their back up plan.

Posted by: Mike at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (c056A)

48 Reminds me of the picture and tweet of ear protection buds and Leftist wondered if they were rubber bullets.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (Frvrc)

49 36
I'm reading The Crowd, by Gustave Le Bon, the book heavily referenced in
Ann Coulter's, Demonic. Her chapter on the French Revolution convinced
me to borrow it from Overdrive ebooks. Very perceptive with regard to
mob mentality and peer pressure groups.



...



sounds interesting. i'm very interested in this phenomenon.



there's an old saying: Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.





Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)

Just looked that up on Amazon. Kindle edition is .99 cents.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

50 I think you got me convinced. The media is filled with hysteric ninnies.
I just can't decide if they are true believers or that's where the money is.

That WB cartoon is very appropriate.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (FtrY1)

51 I like how the utility locator guy is never around when the digging starts.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (HgMAr)

52 Sarah Silverman in her type are simply mentally ill prog radical Wakko's. I expect nothing different from them. Never trumper's however are a completely different story. They were willing to have Hillary Clinton as our president so that they could tell everybody in their fancy cocktail circles that they too could signal virtue with the best of them.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (8w5dC)

53 >>former comedienne?

>>I think you are being generous with that assessment,

>>bitch was never funny

I don't know. I laughed my ass off when she got cold cocked in The Way of the Gun. That was some funny stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

54 I just happen to be reading a great book on the history of our educational system. The type of teaching and. learning you described through socialization, behavior, and conditioning is exactly where our educational system took a nosedive in the late 1800's and early 1900's and continues today.

Nailed it Ace. This insane method of tecah___ and learning has been used to condition humans rather than teach them.

If interested it's called the Deliberate Dumbing Down of America. Author put it up free to download via pdf.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (LiqBV)

55 48
Reminds me of the picture and tweet of ear protection buds and Leftist wondered if they were rubber bullets.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:22 PM (Frvrc)

I linked that in #12.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

56 she'll just resort to the tried and true leftist tactic of 'clown nose on:'

"Obviously I was just kidding, you are all imbeciles!"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (RKQ/v)

57 I watch a lot of westerns and have been conducting an informal survey if sheriff's wore 5 or 6 sided stars for a badge. The results are not conclusive unfortunately, but if you send me money I will find the real truth.

Posted by: Sarahp at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (6Ll1u)

58 Start digging right there Sarah.

Believe me, you will find some scary shit.

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (iT57s)

59 I remain convinced that everything I ever neaded to know, up until the age of 13 or so, I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oXKWd)

60 Dunning-Kruger.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oNYzy)

61 When she first posted this, I couldnt' decide. Silverman is wont to write and say outrageous goofy stuff just to get a rise out of people, its pretty much her entire comedy routine: cute (well in the past), little girl voice, saying horrendous or shocking things.

No, it turns out she was serious. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, Jack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (39g3+)

62 No one knows what happened to Abigail Williams after the trials. It's like she vanished into thin air.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (4ErVI)

63 the pheremones people give off in aroused emotional states

Damn, there goes another story idea down the drain; 10k words on the subject, that no one has ever seen.

It was the Russians what did it with fake pheromones that made people crazy.

Posted by: Zack Lee at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (m/LaZ)

64

Wow. I was thinking that she can't possibly be that stupid and that it was a humour thing... a self-lampooning post. Ironic and stuff. But no. She really thought that and really is that fucking retarded.

Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (lmIoG)

65 They have the mark of satan upone them!

Witchfinder General

Posted by: zombie matthew hopkins at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (jpW6t)

66 My focus .... Playboy is going back to nudes

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (zZb/S)

67 Looks like a cursive x to me.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

68 59 I remain convinced that everything I ever neaded to know, up until the age of 13 or so, I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oXKWd)



Such as don't look down the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)

69 I remain convinced that everything I ever neaded to know, up until the age of 13 or so, I learned from Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oXKWd)


Or Wile E. Coyote. Never order anything from Acme.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (PY9jH)

70 A GIF of Silverman getting blasted in Way of the Gun would be evergreen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (39g3+)

71 Bigger question is is there one Leftist who has ever read a history book?
--

Does Dianetics count?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (J5mC3)

72
It actually looks just like an f-hole you'd see on stringed instruments

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (lKyWE)

73 I linked that in #12.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM

Forgive me, I'm jumping around on 3 threads

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:26 PM (Frvrc)

74 And that the slutty looking chick coming onto the bald old guy might be a dude.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:26 PM (z/Ubi)

75 Los Angeles is like a giant open air concentration camp.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

76 >>It actually looks just like an f-hole you'd see on stringed instruments


It almost looks like a Branded Gretsch.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:26 PM (oXKWd)

77 "66 My focus .... Playboy is going back to nudes
Posted by: Jean "


Is Katy Tur going to appear?

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (OD2ni)

78 60 Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oNYzy)


Kunning Druggies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (mbhDw)

79 The left is a text book example of the downside of not letting natural selection do its job.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)

80 A study of the French Revolution would be a eye opener to what Leftists are doing today.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (Frvrc)

81 Her acting (?) career (hardly) consists of being typecast as a bitch or cunt.

'nuff said

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (K2T58)

82 Los Angeles is like a giant open air concentration camp.
---
To the rest of us, it's a free range mental asylum.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 06:27 PM (J5mC3)

83 How brave of Silverman to stand up and break down stereotypes (in this case, the stereotype would be the one that says all Jews are smart).

Posted by: Pepe le Mooko at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (9JSAy)

84 (1) If anything, it looks like chi.

(2) I'm getting tired of actual fascists calling everyone else fascists and Nazis.

Posted by: gm at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (0ETUd)

85 As with Kristol below, these are people completely smug in their belief that they will be completely unscathed by any violence.

So, if inciting violence advances their station in life, what is wrong with that?

One thing they completely miss from the election of Trump: We see you; we know who you are; we will not forget.

Consider the possibility that his election was YOUR lifeline, not ours.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (AmMfi)

86 So they paint those symbols to show where the gas is, and you say they're not Nazis?

Posted by: Janie Braintree at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (3GFMN)

87 The one thing that moved me from just sort of eye rolling at Sarah Silverman's stupidity to really thinking she's an evil bitch was a snippet of her comedy act.

She asks her stand up audience if anyone there is a Christian, then when some raises their hand, asks if they would suck Jesus d!ck (I don't even like typing it out) And then gets all in their face and angry about their answer.

yet here she is in all sorts of big kids' movies as a voice over actress and spokesperson for all sorts of products.

Where is the pushback?

Posted by: jonathan at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (nq/J2)

88 78. Are you saying this is a cunning stunt?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (oNYzy)

89 Having to go on auditions is like being that Jewish girl who served Amon Goeth in Schindler's List.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

90 Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.

Sort of a negative synergy effect.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 13, 2017 06:29 PM (2X7pN)

91
It almost looks like a Branded Gretsch.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:26 PM (oXKWd)


It does

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 06:29 PM (lKyWE)

92 It actually looks just like an f-hole you'd see on stringed instruments
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 06:25 PM (lKyWE)



Stradivarius was a known early Nazi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

93 Yeah Sarah, lay down on that swastika to protest. JOE! Get the backhoe over here NOW!

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)

94 We are the idiots we've been waiting for.

Posted by: The Left at February 13, 2017 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

95 Ace check your inbox

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (Iy6JT)

96 This reminds me of the infamous Ferguson 'Rubber Bullets' tweet.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lbxwlj2

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

97 >>Ace check your inbox


He calls it his man-box.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (oXKWd)

98 >>Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.

>>Sort of a negative synergy effect.

That was pretty much the unofficial motto of my fraternity.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

99 Alternative headline:

Sarah Silverman is a stupid bint (insert reason number here)

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (HV1LS)

100 For a great first-person description of the thrill of joining the mob, check out the book Among the Thugs, in which the author goes way deep into extreme soccer hooligan subculture.

Posted by: Knemon at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (qErp4)

101 Well this is a bad sign, the Nazi's control our utilities obviously.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (6Ll1u)

102 The likes of her are not good for the Jews.

Posted by: Wontsubmit at February 13, 2017 06:31 PM (zj+JZ)

103 98
>>Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.



>>Sort of a negative synergy effect.



That was pretty much the unofficial motto of my fraternity.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

I was thinking that should be under 'Ace of Spades HQ' at the top on the main page.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

104 He calls it his man-box.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (oXKWd)


J. Crew has those.

Nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

105 Did you see the YouTube video of this guy accusing this bald guy for being a SKINHEAD and he has alopecia which causes his hair to fall out, we are living in some crazy crazy times.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (dKiJG)

106 is there one Leftist who has ever read a history book?
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (Frvrc)


No, but a shitload of them have written one.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (hoJm7)

107 Just for the information
In Pennsylvania (and I have no doubt everywhere else) there is a One Call System that if you have to dig you give location and all utilities are notified to come out and mark where underground their lines are. Then if you hit them its your dime. Sometimes they screw up so I guess its their dime.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Frvrc)

108 Anyone got a bunch of earplugs?

Take a bunch, lay them out in this shape, and ask if it's a swastika bullet.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (gTQoY)

109 Pretty in Pink was on IFC last night.

Duckie totally got friendzoned. I don't know why it didn't piss me off then (when it first came out), but it does now.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2017 06:33 PM (HV1LS)

110 Don't look now but someone replaced the pavement on my drive way with Jewish tombstones!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:33 PM (4ErVI)

111 Teh Nazis, they're EVERYWHERE!!!!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:34 PM (8ZskC)

112 Her defense is that people say mean things to her on Twitter.

Um, welcome to Twitter?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 06:34 PM (FqgrG)

113 Billions and Billions Served -- The slogan on the gate at Auschwitz.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:34 PM (8ZskC)

114 Sarah, the Nazis are INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (PY9jH)

115 Seeing these ridiculous elitists in the media who have absolutely no idea how the real world works, or what is done in it, or how, always recalls to mind Kipling's _The Sons of Martha_.

About the people who actually have to do the hard work of the real world, particularly the technological sort (anyone up for a relaxing afternoon of subterranean utility excavation?) and who receive not the smallest glimmer of recognition for it from their presumed betters.

http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_martha.htm

Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (noWW6)

116
He calls it his man-box.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (oXKWd)


It's actually a shelf

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (lKyWE)

117 Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Frvrc)
..........

Locally, here in CA its called USA (Underground Service Alert) and they are notoriously inaccurate.
I call them "You Mark 'Em, We Hit 'Em".

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

118 I'd still burn the copious fur off of her.

*Hangs head in shame*

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (oXKWd)

119 "109 Pretty in Pink was on IFC last night.

Duckie totally got friendzoned. I don't know why it didn't piss me off then (when it first came out), but it does now."


Does James Spader's character go to class? He is always strolling the hallways with his Don Johnson suit on smoking a cigarette. Ah, the 80's.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (OD2ni)

120 Trump & Co. is not the sign of the normalization of right wing aggression, but a sign of the first real aggressive counter by the victims and potential victims of left wing aggression.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (MuTTO)

121 I ordered a pizza and the guy who showed up is obviously Einsatzgruppen. Obviously.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

122 >>>100 For a great first-person description of the thrill of joining the mob, check out the book Among the Thugs, in which the author goes way deep into extreme soccer hooligan subculture.

there's an interesting etymology to the word "amok."

It's from Malaysian. Malays would sometimes just spontaenously run down the street, assaulting people. Sometimes others would join in the rampage, spontaneously. The fact that other human animals were doing so with impunity encouraged human animals to join them in senseless violence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok

there's a bit of a religious justification for senselessly beating strangers:

"Amok originated from the Malay/Indonesian word mengamuk, which when roughly defined means "to make a furious and desperate charge".[5] According to Malay/Indonesian culture, amok was rooted in a deep spiritual belief.[6] They believed that amok was caused by the hantu belian,[7] which was an evil tiger spirit that entered one's body and caused the heinous act. As a result of the belief, those in Indonesian culture tolerated amok and dealt with the after-effects with no ill will towards the assailant.[8]

"Although commonly used in a colloquial and less-violent sense, the phrase is particularly associated with a specific sociopathic culture-bound syndrome in Malaysian culture. In a typical case of running amok, an individual (often male), having shown no previous sign of anger or any inclination to violence, will acquire a weapon (traditionally a sword or dagger, but presently any of a variety of weapons) and in a sudden frenzy, will attempt to kill or seriously injure anyone he encounters and himself."

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

123 >>In Pennsylvania (and I have no doubt everywhere else) there is a One Call System that if you have to dig you give location and all utilities are notified to come out and mark where underground their lines are. Then if you hit them its your dime. Sometimes they screw up so I guess its their dime.

That's the law in a lot of states with high density and underground utilities. The funny thing is, I bet you could ask the average lefty in a big city what those spray painted lines and designs mean and they would either say graffiti or aliens. Most have zero idea how the world works.

And I say this as someone who has lived among them.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

124 And foam earplugs are not rubber bullets, Snowflake.

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (PHcLa)

125 Ace you really need to follow Scott Adams the creator of Dilbert, he had his followers do an experiment on Trump too see how crazy people are about him.

Donald Trump is such a terrifying fascist dictator that literally no one fears speaking out against him on literally any platform.

And see the reactions.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:37 PM (dKiJG)

126 How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis. Get it?

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:37 PM (OD2ni)

127 or bitcoin enthusiasts).

If they really start after bitcoiners you guys tell me so I can warn my cousin. Neither my uncle nor the IRS is sure how much me made before Chinese gpu farms undercut the cost of his electricity.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (8J/Te)

128 When I saw this earlier, I almost peed myself laughing.
When called out, her defense was basically the Dan Rather rebuke - false but accurate.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (4XZvr)

129 Did you see the YouTube video of this guy accusing this bald guy for
being a SKINHEAD and he has alopecia which causes his hair to fall out,
we are living in some crazy crazy times.


SJWs are some of the dumbest people you will find anywhere.

They're filled with dogma, and very little knowledge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

130 49 36
I'm reading The Crowd, by Gustave Le Bon, the book heavily referenced in
Ann Coulter's, Demonic. Her chapter on the French Revolution convinced
me to borrow it from Overdrive ebooks. Very perceptive with regard to
mob mentality and peer pressure groups.

...

sounds interesting. i'm very interested in this phenomenon.

there's an old saying: Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)

Just looked that up on Amazon. Kindle edition is .99 cents.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

++++

It's free at Project Gutenberg.

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/445?msg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (R+30W)

131 I call it:
folie ŕ deux (million.)

Well beyond mass fainting spells and accusing the local nag of boiling her ex in a soup. This reality turned upside down.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (LWu6U)

132 who the fuck is sarah silverman? aces' old girlfriend? should i know this deranged bint?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 06:38 PM (KP5rU)

133 If you yell "AMOK" you can do anything!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

134 My neighbor hood is getting ready for our upgrade from the electric company and the gas company, our real problem is water, but of course, that's not on the agenda though.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (6Ll1u)

135 Sarah Silverman is another attention whore. Ignore them and they go away.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (SIY7D)

136 "66 My focus .... Playboy is going back to nudes
Posted by: Jean "


Is Katy Tur going to appear?
Posted by: Benji Carver

I'm betting on joy villa

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (zZb/S)

137 contrarians are always a pain in the ass for the people they're being contrary towards
******
Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I miss him a little. Just a little.
I wonder what he's up to these days.


Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (Rsi2C)

138 At a recent roast for James Franco on Comedy Central, actor Jonah Hill unleashed on Silverman: "Sarah is a role model for every little girl out there. I mean, every little girl dreams of being a 58-year-old single stand-up comedian with no romantic prospects on the horizon. They all dream of it, but Sarah did it." (She's 43.)

Hill then added another insult: "People say it's too late for Sarah to become successful in movies at her age. I again do not agree. It's not impossible. I mean, it's not like they're asking you to bear children or anything like that."

Silverman admitted in a TV interview it took her several days to get over the insults.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (SIY7D)

139 Did you see the YouTube video of this guy accusing this bald guy for being a SKINHEAD and he has alopecia which causes his hair to fall out, we are living in some crazy crazy times.

Yeah, we live in stupid times, with stupid people who are ignorant fools puking their ignorance on everyone else with a sheen of capability formed by thousands of hours arguing online with people. So they can seem to be able to argue a point rationally when its just sophistry and a continual use of the slimmest level of plausibility.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:40 PM (39g3+)

140 F-holes. Heh. Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:40 PM (0mRoj)

141 >>I wonder what he's up to these days.


No doubt #5 or #6 on the Forbes Top 100 Billionaires List.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:40 PM (oXKWd)

142 Gustave Le Bon

Did his brother write some shitty songs in the '80s?

Posted by: smell like I sound at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (wpC7C)

143 Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2017 06:35 PM (noWW6)

Kipling poems always seem to be coming in the voice of someone who's told you not to stick a fork in the electrical socket but you do it anyway, and now he's all "well? are you ready to listen now?"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (8nWyX)

144 12 Reminds me of this guy....

Give Mr. Rubber Bullets credit for at least asking before he started going on a #rant about it.

Posted by: Socratease at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (FqHs5)

145 This IS NOT STUPIDITY! (well for Silverman, it might be..) for the other examples it is exactly how the populace in Germany was slowly turned to hate for countrymen who did not toe the line. Same in Russia. THIS IS TEXTBOOK PROPAGANDA PEOPLE!!! The same shit was used in England in the 50's and 60's to make socialism the norm in the working class.

Posted by: catman at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (5H2BV)

146
Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I miss him a little. Just a little.
I wonder what he's up to these days.

Posted by: L, Elle


Two beeeeelion dollars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (IqV8l)

147 122 >>>100 For a great first-person description of the thrill of joining the mob, check out the book Among the Thugs, in which the author goes way deep into extreme soccer hooligan subculture.

there's an interesting etymology to the word "amok."

It's from Malaysian. Malays would sometimes just spontaenously run down the street, assaulting people. Sometimes others would join in the rampage, spontaneously. The fact that other human animals were doing so with impunity encouraged human animals to join them in senseless violence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok

there's a bit of a religious justification for senselessly beating strangers:

"Amok originated from the Malay/Indonesian word mengamuk, which when roughly defined means "to make a furious and desperate charge".[5] According to Malay/Indonesian culture, amok was rooted in a deep spiritual belief.[6] They believed that amok was caused by the hantu belian,[7] which was an evil tiger spirit that entered one's body and caused the heinous act. As a result of the belief, those in Indonesian culture tolerated amok and dealt with the after-effects with no ill will towards the assailant.[8]

"Although commonly used in a colloquial and less-violent sense, the phrase is particularly associated with a specific sociopathic culture-bound syndrome in Malaysian culture. In a typical case of running amok, an individual (often male), having shown no previous sign of anger or any inclination to violence, will acquire a weapon (traditionally a sword or dagger, but presently any of a variety of weapons) and in a sudden frenzy, will attempt to kill or seriously injure anyone he encounters and himself."
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (8rNrN)



I wonder what religion these typical cases practice...

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (z/Ubi)

148 She had me at Swastika.

Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (tLtD3)

149 I was reminded of the Cheliax banner from the Pathfinder setting . I just assumed they were devil worship symbols. imagine my relief!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (66Zn8)

150 Screaming at random bald headed dudes is a potential recipe for disaster.

Forget the alopecia he actually COULD be a skinhead.

Or he could be a raving schizophrenic with a long knife.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (4ErVI)

151 Silverman was in an episode of ST: Voyager....Future's End.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (Enq6K)

152 Sarah, the Nazis are INSIDE YOUR HOUSE! HEAD

FIFY

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (bZ7mE)

153
Give Mr. Rubber Bullets credit for at least asking before he started going on a #rant about it.
______________________________

Also in his defense, he's a journalist.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (FqgrG)

154 I wouldn't go anywhere in Malaysia without a short spear, a shield and a couple of throwing axes.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (oXKWd)

155 "I wonder what he's up to these days."

I knew Mr. Moo Moo. Mr. Moo Moo was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mr. Moo Moo.

Posted by: Art Vandalay at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (97XyN)

156 ...oh, and a wide brimmed hat.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:43 PM (oXKWd)

157 Incarceration should help draw the line between Erotic Agreement Pheremone party, (and the industrial Lysol) and it's just losers bitching. Heck the post before this is about Primaries losers still losing their shit weeks after the Inauguration.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2017 06:43 PM (8J/Te)

158 A lot of us were skeptical of DJT's motive for running. Had the video of him being isolated and mocked by Obama and other elites at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner been shown early on, people wouldn't have doubted his sincerity. It was classic High School cruelty.

Revenge is a great motivator.

Posted by: Charley Horse at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (wtXw1)

159 Sarah Silverman is another attention whore. Ignore them and they go away.

But they don't. They never leave the country as promised
and they never seem to tire of telling everyone their useless opinions regarding everything. See Gwyneth Paltrow. Didn't she start Yelp just to annoy the planet?

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (2X7pN)

160 154 I wouldn't go anywhere in Malaysia without a short spear, a shield and a couple of throwing axes.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:42 PM (oXKWd)

There are parts of my city I wouldn't go through without a short spear, a shield and a couple of throwing axes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

161 Not a bad collection of words and thoughts from someone running on no sleep.

But research indicates that insanity occurs after about 72 hours of the practice.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (ZFUt7)

162 Now I want to watch Pontypool.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (dEQP3)

163 146
Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I miss him a little. Just a little.
I wonder what he's up to these days.

Posted by: L, Elle

Two beeeeelion dollars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2017 06:41 PM (IqV8l)

Baby parts are a lucrative industry.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (0mRoj)

164 Dennis Hopper is on the rifleman right now, can't tell if he's doing LSD or not.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (6Ll1u)

165 136 "66 My focus .... Playboy is going back to nudes
Posted by: Jean "


Is Katy Tur going to appear?
Posted by: Benji Carver

I'm betting on joy villa
Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 06:39 PM (zZb/S)


Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (z/Ubi)

166 Reminder: They really don't know anything about anything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (fdyxv)

167 132 who the fuck is sarah silverman? aces' old girlfriend? should i know this deranged bint?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
----------------
You should know her - if only from this clip. Watch the whole 2 minutes, it's worth it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (4XZvr)

168 these people will kill someone.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (dKiJG)

169 All Squats and No Sleep Make Ace Something... Something.All Squats and No Sleep Make Ace Something... Something.All Squats and No Sleep Make Ace Something... Something.All Squats and No Sleep Make Ace Something... Something...

Posted by: Ace's Text Editor at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (oXKWd)

170 Sarah Silverman sees swastikas serially on the sidewalk.

Is silly Sarah seriously senseless?

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (dargh)

171 There are red and yellow spots.

Posted by: Sen. Gene the drinking machine at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (8J/Te)

172 "Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I miss him a little. Just a little.
I wonder what he's up to these days.

Posted by: L, Elle

Two beeeeelion dollars."


You fetus worshipping loons wish you were as rich as me.

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (OD2ni)

173 Screaming at random bald headed dudes is a potential recipe for disaster.



Forget the alopecia he actually COULD be a skinhead.



Or he could be a raving schizophrenic with a long knife.


Or Kojak.

Or the King of Siam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

174 HITLER!!1!

YOUR ALL HITLER!!1!`~11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:47 PM (OzJeO)

175 167; thanks chi, my ignorance of our betters knows no bounds. i guess i just don't care about them. they are freaks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

176 Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (z/Ubi)


When I opened our Sunday paper, one of the signs of the Apocalypse fell out.

A coupon flyer for Cover Girl cosmetics with a dude, a young guy named James Charles, as the new "cover girl." I kid you not.


As someone who wore Cover Girl as a teen, just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH)

177 174 HITLER!!1!

YOUR ALL HITLER!!1!`~11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 13, 2017 06:47 PM (OzJeO)

*You're

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (0mRoj)

178 Silverman later wrote that her misinterpretation reflected the unbearable amount of anti-Semitic hateful messages she gets on social media.

Actually, it reflects Silverman/s unbearable isolation from the middle class and all they do to keep the infrastructure that makes her life comfortable working. She only brought her nose down out of the air and started to take notice of what they were doing when her paranoia over Tump's election made her think she needed to be afraid of them.

Posted by: Socratease at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (FqHs5)

179 173 Screaming at random bald headed dudes is a potential recipe for disaster.



Forget the alopecia he actually COULD be a skinhead.



Or he could be a raving schizophrenic with a long knife.

Or Kojak.

Or the King of Siam.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)



Lex Luthor

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)

180 Or Kojak.

Or the King of Siam.


Charles Xavier.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (fdyxv)

181 The Left
Always Wrong
Never In Doubt
Burma Shave

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (JO9+V)

182 Just like the rubber bullet guy!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (gTQoY)

183 Sinead O'Conner

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (oXKWd)

184 Samantha Bee is smart and funny.

Wait, who the fuck is Samantha Bee again? I keep seeing TBS commercials for her and her dumb show.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (pY+s4)

185 When I opened our Sunday paper, one of the signs of the Apocalypse fell out.

A coupon flyer for Cover Girl cosmetics with a dude, a young guy named James Charles, as the new "cover girl." I kid you not.


As someone who wore Cover Girl as a teen, just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH)

I've seen it. I guess they're trying to capture the twink market.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (0mRoj)

186 these people will kill someone.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:45 PM (dKiJG)


That very nearly happened at the Milo protest where the one protester decided that guy over there must be a Milo supporter so he tried to beat the shit out of the other Lefty who just so happened to be concealed carrying so gun Lefty shot attempted assailant.

If the Berkley rioters could have gotten to Milo, they would have ripped him to part with their bare hands.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (dEQP3)

187 180 Or Kojak.

Or the King of Siam.

Charles Xavier.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (fdyxv)


Only if he's in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:50 PM (z/Ubi)

188 I see four bald heads.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at February 13, 2017 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

189 184; that's a newspaper from klownifornia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 06:50 PM (KP5rU)

190 James Carville

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:50 PM (oXKWd)

191
I am a bipolar schizophrenic and have to put myself in check sometimes dozens of times a day. I've delt with it for long enough to be able to differentiate what is real or imagined to a level that allows me to be a productive member of society. This hysteria is genetic and encouraged. Hypocracy is embraced by self declared righteous.

I look at someone like Silverman and can't help but think it's an act, just your typical self loathing narcissistic snowflake. Your run of the mill foaming at the mouth leftist on the other hand besides being emotionally underdeveloped is definitely suffering from mental illness. It's not going to take much for these people to jump. Pushed along by the anarch-communists and a media hell bent on destroying Trump it can only end in violence. Of course when the statists and wards of the state start getting dropped it will be the violent right wing nazi extremists who are to blame. Like the protesters chanting peace while knocking out some guy or screaming about right wing violence and throwing a Molotov cocktail.

Who is going to temper this fanaticism? Half the country thinks it's fun to punch people in the face they disagree with. The government they loved 3 months ago is now the enemy and the media is pouring fuel on the fire.

Dissolution of the Union and blood in the streets. How do you win a fight with America? You don't fight, you let a poisonous political ideology, antithetical to liberty fester and destroy the system from within. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM (fWTxg)

192 Or Kojak.



Or the King of Siam.



Charles Xavier.


Or Persis Khambatta in Star Trek The Motion Picture, which is definitely the best Star Trek movie yet made.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

193 Mr. Clean

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM (4ErVI)

194 162 Now I want to watch Pontypool.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (dEQP3

And here I though I stood alone as a fan of Pontypool.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM (LiqBV)

195
Or Kojak.
Or the King of Siam.


Or the baliff on Night Court

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM (lKyWE)

196 34
Bigger question is is there one Leftist who has ever read a history book?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (Frvrc

____________


Only it it was authored by Zinn.

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (yOqwj)

197 James Carville
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:50 PM (oXKWd)


Easy to rule him out if a fly goes by and he doesn't flick his tongue out to catch it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (8nWyX)

198 I would've paid good money to be the stuntman that got to punch her but then "forgot" to pull the punch.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (4XZvr)

199 Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I always had a conspiracy theory that Moo Moo was actually Sid Blumenthal trolling us. Considering how Sid and Moo have dropped off the visibility charts simultaneously I have bumped my theory up by .0001%.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (ZFUt7)

200 If you see Swastikas everywhere and are not actually in Nazi Germany?

Maybe the problem is you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

201 Persis Khambatta=Mr. Clean

And Star Trek the Motion Picture was a retool of the I Am Nomad episode. Pffft.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (fdyxv)

202 181 The Left
Always Wrong
Never In Doubt
Burma Shave
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (JO9+V)

+++

It's a fact. With the lack of competence they make it up with sheer and unleashed confidence.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (Ivjge)

203 Sarah - at least you can take comfort in two facts: 1. You were the best looking woman at the Democratic National Convention. 2. You were also the smartest person at the Democratic National Convention.


Of course looking back at the DNC, neither of those things were all that difficult to achieve.

Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (tLtD3)

204 Wait, don't pick on Sarah, we can't imagine what it is like to be her, just an innocent girl walking in the middle of the enemy camp. She knows, the quick peek over the shoulder to ensure the SS isn't following her, the nervous anticipation that her fake papers will be spotted by the guards near the train, and the survival room she had specially built into the attic.

One day, the ruse will collapse, the guards will serve her with deportation papers, all she can carry in one bag, as she loads the earth-friendly city bus to her DOOOOOOOOM.

Somewhere in DC, the mastermind Steve Bannon just laughs and laughs.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (7N6ox)

205 200 If you see Swastikas everywhere and are not actually in Nazi Germany?

Maybe the problem is you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)



You could be at a Hindu temple.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)

206 >>Or Kojak.
>>Or the King of Siam.


>>Or the baliff on Night Court

Or that old dude from the Six Flags commercials. He looked pretty limber when the music started.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

207 They have "learned emotional responses" which are pre-programmed into them. We all have these usually as a result of what is seen as good and bad when we are growing up. The left has hijacked this natural process to recondition people into their "New Soviet Man."

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (d3wbb)

208 #126; stickers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

209 Moo Moo could not be Sid Blumenthal.

Moo Moo was occassionally coherent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (fdyxv)

210 Or Persis Khambatta in Star Trek The Motion Picture, which is definitely the best Star Trek movie yet made.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 06:51 PM



I say it's "Galaxy Quest".

Posted by: otho at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (lmIoG)

211 >>1. You were the best looking woman at the Democratic National Convention.


Standing between Rosa Delario and Debbie Wasserman-Shulz will do wonders for a chick.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (oXKWd)

212 One of the reasons our Young adults are so down?

They see snipers behind every bush... they see imaginary problems everywhere, because the schools taught them they were real.

And what is worse, once they are convinced there are snipers behind every tree... and they can't find them and FIX the problem (because it really doesn't exist), they spiral into depression...

Because you can't solve an imaginary problem, unless you realize, its imaginary.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 06:54 PM (qf6WZ)

213 Or that old dude from the Six Flags commercials. He looked pretty limber when the music started.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

That dude is terrifying.

Who thought that was a good idea? Because that dude is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

214 there's an old saying: Not one of us is as stupid as all of us.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN) ['/i]

I think I have seen a Mark Twain quote to the effect that the intelligence of a mob is equal to that of the dumbest individual in the mob divided by the number of the people in the mob!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2017 06:55 PM (UDXti)

215 St. Vitus Dance 2017 - Catch It!

Posted by: BuyMoreBrawndo at February 13, 2017 06:55 PM (vaFpc)

216
If the Berkley rioters could have gotten to Milo, they would have ripped him to part with their bare hands.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 06:49 PM (dEQP3)


They'd kill any of us given half a chance. And the left would turn a blind eye.

Leonard (I Hate White People) Pitts wrote another screed today saying white people are just as likely to commit acts of terror as Muslims.

Something something something black shooters randomly shooting people a few years ago (mind is fuzzy...VA environs?).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:56 PM (PY9jH)

217 >>Because you can't solve an imaginary problem, unless you realize, its imaginary.


Better and usually cheaper to erect an SEP.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (oXKWd)

218 You could be at a Hindu temple.

Posted by: Buzzion


Looking at a mirror reflection, if I recall correctly?

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (ZFUt7)

219 Pontypool, good movie.

Also John Wick 2 for 40 minutes no woman speaks, yes it's being criticized for that and they wonder why Most movies suck ASS now because they pander to SJW. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (dKiJG)

220 >>Ace check your inbox

He calls it his man-box.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 06:30 PM (oXKWd)


It's his messenger box. It coordinates with his skinny jeans, plaid shirt and trilby.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (J8/9G)

221 there's a bit of a religious justification for senselessly beating strangers:

Obviously fine people for Soros to be bankrupting.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2017 06:58 PM (8J/Te)

222 Leonard (I Hate White People) Pitts wrote another screed today saying white people are just as likely to commit acts of terror as Muslims.

Even if that were true, white people are not committed to violence against America, and are living here already. Why import even more terror dangers to the nation if we have a country already filled with them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:58 PM (39g3+)

223 216; he is lucky the majority of us don't. for now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

224 "Amok originated from the Malay/Indonesian word mengamuk, which when roughly defined means "to make a furious and desperate charge"
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 06:36 PM (8rNrN)


Always a great day when Bahasa Indonesia makes it on the HQ.

Mengamuk is just the verb form of the root word amuk/amok. When a root word starts with "a", you add "meng-" as a prefix to convert it to a verb.

I always thought of it as a beserker.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2017 06:58 PM (yL25O)

225 I was sad to hear about Moo Moo.

I did like taking shots at his bragging about paying taxes.

I wanted to ask him why he was supporting Trump because I know him and jwest both were pretty ardent Trump supporters and they both share the same brain.

I suspect it's because they knew Trump isn't a social conservative and they thought that was marvelous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 06:58 PM (4ErVI)

226 219 Pontypool, good movie.

Also John Wick 2 for 40 minutes no woman speaks, yes it's being criticized for that and they wonder why Most movies suck ASS now because they pander to SJW. Fuck these people.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (dKiJG)


LOL... just got back from seeing it...

It may have the perfect woman in it.... Hawt, can fight, and can't speak...

Now, if she just had mad sandwich skills....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 06:59 PM (qf6WZ)

227 If you see Swastikas everywhere and are not actually in Nazi Germany?
Maybe the problem is you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

You could be at a Hindu temple. Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2017 06:53 PM (z/Ubi)
=====

I have some Kipling editions (pre-WWI) that use the Hindu design in the leather.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM (MIKMs)

228 Why import even more terror dangers to the nation if we have a country already filled with them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Because.

Revenge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM (4YGWz)

229 Also John Wick 2 for 40 minutes no woman speaks, yes it's being criticized for that and they wonder why Most movies suck ASS now because they pander to SJW. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (dKiJG)

Lock them in a room with The Hunt for Red October playing on a loop.

I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

230 The Salem Witch Trials were mass hysteria? I always knew you were a witch! Burn him!

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM (7qAYi)

231 Speaking of nazis or kkk ....over at zips. David duke endorses keith ellison ...he

Posted by: E.T. at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (9n0dl)

232

>>Or the baliff on Night Court
---------------

Heh. Bull.
I remember the episode with his apartment. All his doorways were broken above the door, and his furniture was all made of concrete.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (4XZvr)

233 I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.

Ryan's wife, and little girl.

And I think a stewardess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

234
I wanted to ask him why he was supporting Trump because I know him and jwest both were pretty ardent Trump supporters and they both share the same brain.

I suspect it's because they knew Trump isn't a social conservative and they thought that was marvelous.


I figured that it was because he was a money-obsessed a-hole.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (bZ7mE)

235 I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.

Short scene with Ryan's wife? Maybe?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (fdyxv)

236 230 The Salem Witch Trials were mass hysteria? I always knew you were a witch! Burn him!
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM (7qAYi)


Just a moment. What do you burn besides witches?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (0mRoj)

237 This place bewitches me.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:02 PM (qUNWi)

238 199 Isn't this really the story of Mr. Moo Moo?

I always had a conspiracy theory that Moo Moo was actually Sid Blumenthal trolling us. Considering how Sid and Moo have dropped off the visibility charts simultaneously I have bumped my theory up by .0001%.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 06:52 PM (ZFUt7)

++++

Moo Moo was banned, so that's the reason for his reduced visibility. Not sure about Sid. I think he could comment here if he wanted to.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2017 07:02 PM (R+30W)

239 221. Amok is a bit weird, like all culture-bound conditions. It's not muslim - the Christian and other Malays have been susceptible to it as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:02 PM (oNYzy)

240 Silverman is a f-cking feld hure. and I am embarrassed that she shares the same name as my grandmother zl

Posted by: avi at February 13, 2017 07:03 PM (jBXZd)

241 Here's a little test: if you didn't see swastikas everywhere when you were confident Hillary would win, but you see swastikas everywhere now that Trump has won, you need a little mental health break, like maybe hiking in the hills with lots of rocks.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2017 07:03 PM (yL25O)

242 Band of Brothers only has a few episodes that have any women at all. The girl a guy is in bed with, the German woman at the house, the nurse working in the cathedral. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)

243 Pleased to report that John Wick 2 is Good of Its Kind and better than the first. Expect it to win next year's Oscar for Art Design including for its homage to the Hall of Mirrors scene in Orson Welles' The Lady from Shanghai.

It takes a side in the 1911 vs Glock wars. If you're a John Wick you need more than seven round magazine capacity, you see.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (SIY7D)

244 Cuse's offense is butt.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (qUNWi)

245 Yep, Gates McFadden as Caroline Ryan, Louise Borras as Sally Ryan, and some female flight attendant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (fdyxv)

246 232: there was an episode where bull was depressed. wouldn't speak to anybody. everybody tried getting him to react. fielding finally cracked him be telling him"you were conceived in the backseat of a clowncar." i damn near pissed myself laughing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (KP5rU)

247 No women in Lawrence of Arabia. No love interest unless you count an off-screen homosexual rape

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (SIY7D)

248 Waaaaay late here, but I just want to acknowledge ace's gift of grabbing just the right video clip to put under the fold....... you got a great memory bank there man!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 13, 2017 07:05 PM (br2jI)

249 Also John Wick 2 for 40 minutes no woman speaks, yes it's being criticized for that

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 06:57 PM (dKiJG) fnord (dKiJG)


That's kind of cheating, one of the chief villainesses is mute.

P.S. Kurt Russel speaks 104 total words in Soldier, a movie he starred in, and in which he is in almost every scene.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2017 07:05 PM (wB8Tg)

250 207:The left has hijacked this natural process to recondition people into their "New Soviet Man."


New Soviet Person. Please don't make your gender bigotry happen again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:05 PM (pY+s4)

251 Just a moment. What do you burn besides witches?

MORE WITCHES!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (fdyxv)

252 >>No love interest unless you count an off-screen homosexual rape


I'm gonna allow it.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (oXKWd)

253
Sarah Silverman is a fooking moron.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (v1g1+)

254 224. Berserkers were in a sort of battle-trance. I Imagine they had to work themselves up to get into that state.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (oNYzy)

255 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (7qAYi)

256 I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:00 PM


There are 3 that are credited:

Gates McFadden as Caroline Ryan
Louise Borras as Sally Ryan (ok, too young to be a woman)
Denise E. James as The Stewardess

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

257 242,
"
Band of Brothers only has a few episodes that have any women at all.
The girl a guy is in bed with, the German woman at the house, the nurse
working in the cathedral. That's pretty much it."

"Cross of Iron" is like that too.

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (d3wbb)

258 247 No women in Lawrence of Arabia. No love interest unless you count an off-screen homosexual rape
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (SIY7D)

Billy...have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Capt. Oveur at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (0mRoj)

259 Sarah Silverman Sucks. Seriously.

Posted by: Alliteral Hitler at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (YpQ7M)

260 Aced the "Basket of Adorables" category on junior jeopardy.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (+lv+r)

261 Oh the woman the was murdered in Columbus last week. They've arrested someone. A previously released sex offender.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (z/Ubi)

262 Ice Station Zebra: no women.
Sleuth
Glengarry Glen Ross
Reservoir Dogs
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World has only a very short scene with a couple girls in boats selling fruit
The Thing (Carpenter)
Guadalcanal Diary
The Great Escape

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (39g3+)

263 Like Fight Club, John Wick and John Wick 2 are movies made 100% for male audiences. This a rare today and has been rare for a very long time.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (LiqBV)

264 >>Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"


You mean besides Garner and McQueen?

Posted by: Zombie Charles Bronson at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (oXKWd)

265 245 Yep, Gates McFadden as Caroline Ryan, Louise Borras as Sally Ryan, and some female flight attendant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (fdyxv)

Yeah you're right they're at the bottom of the cast list on imdb lol.

They turned in the best performances of their careers being seen and not heard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

266 Speaking of nazis or kkk ....over at zips. David duke endorses keith ellison ...he

Posted by: E.T.


That brings back memories of when CNN gave Trump some shitty earphones then asked him about David Duke. When he couldn't hear and didn't know wtf they were whispering in his ear they revealed the depravity of their character by assassinating his.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (ZFUt7)

267 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Charles Bronson

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (fdyxv)

268
Band of Brothers only has a few episodes that have any women at all. The girl a guy is in bed with, the German woman at the house, the nurse working in the cathedral. That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)


The girl at the laundry

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (lKyWE)

269 No bitches in Midnight Express?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (4ErVI)

270 229:Lock them in a room with The Hunt for Red October playing on a loop.

I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.



The chick who played Dr. Crusher on Star Trek:NG was in it at the beginning, briefly. Even had a couple of lines.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (pY+s4)

271 Pontypool is an underrated film. I recommend it if you haven't seen it.


The term thug derives from the Thuggees in India. Very fascinating cult.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (dEQP3)

272 254 224. Berserkers were in a sort of battle-trance. I Imagine they had to work themselves up to get into that state.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (oNYzy)

Only Women in Patton were the British ones, who invited him to an event, which got him in trouble...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (qf6WZ)

273 It takes a side in the 1911 vs Glock wars. If you're a John Wick you need more than seven round magazine capacity, you see.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:04 PM (SIY7D) fnord (SIY7D)


http://armscor.com/firearms/rock-series/rock-ultra-fs-hc-10mm/

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (wB8Tg)

274 You mean besides Garner and McQueen?
Posted by: Zombie Charles Bronson


All right you're tough enough to get away with that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (39g3+)

275 My neighbor's cat brought him home a baby bunny yesterday, as a gift I guess.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (6Ll1u)

276 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"



Charles Bronson


...as 'Trixie.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

277 I was going to say Bridge on the River Kwai but Bill Holden has a brief scene on the beach with a nurse.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (J8/9G)

278 Lock them in a room with The Hunt for Red October playing on a loop.

I don't think there's a single woman in the entire film.


Doctor Beverly Crusher plays Mrs. Jack Ryan in the opening scenes.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (fVubI)

279 Just a moment. What do you burn besides witches?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (0mRoj)
Apparently, if you're Ace, the midnight oil. Or candles at both ends if you're so inclined.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (9iR5/)

280 Das Boot.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (qUNWi)

281 Sarah Silverman Sucks. Seriously.
Posted by: Alliteral Hitler at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM


I do not. At least when it comes to fulfilling contractual promises.

Posted by: Madonna at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (DMUuz)

282 Jake Tapper benchmarks:
1) He never asks Demos to disavow BLM, La Raza, New Black Panthers, etc. but asks Repubs to disavow KKK.
2) He does not admit that his wife's annual bonus depends on PP meeting abortion quotas and sales of baby body parts.

Posted by: stonecutter at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (MMAnk)

283 I'll bet there's a huge market for guy only movies.

And movies with white guys doing white guy things?

I'm thinking you couldn't fill your bank account fast enough.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (4ErVI)

284
Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"


Helga...oh wait wrong stalag

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (lKyWE)

285 Band of Brothers only has a few episodes that have any women at all. The girl a guy is in bed with, the German woman at the house, the nurse working in the cathedral. That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)


There's also the episode where Winters gets leave in Paris, plus the Market Garden episode in Holland too. None of the women in those really have any significant part in the story though, aside from the collaborator in Eindhoven who gets punished by the resistance and then fed by the Americans.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (8nWyX)

286
267 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Charles Bronson
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (fdyxv)


Putz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (v1g1+)

287 Come on ATC, everyone who saw Temple of Doom knows about the thuggee cult...

Posted by: Timon at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (27k1O)

288 A Lisztomania
Think less but see it grow
Like a riot like a riot, oh
Not easily offended
Know how to let it go
From the mess to the masses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJDNw7o6so

Posted by: You Are What You Measure at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (fi5nC)

289 Don't think there are any women in "Tora! Tora! Tora!" or "Gettysburg."

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

290 262 Ice Station Zebra: no women.
Sleuth
Glengarry Glen Ross
Reservoir Dogs
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World has only a very short scene with a couple girls in boats selling fruit
The Thing (Carpenter)
Guadalcanal Diary
The Great Escape
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:07 PM (39g3+)

All those movies could not be made today.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (dKiJG)

291 Kali-Maa!

KALI-MAA!

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (oXKWd)

292 Saving Private Ryan...except at the end.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

293 Das Boot.

There are some french whores in the beginning and in very little else, IIRC.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (bZ7mE)

294 There are no women in Smokey and the Bandit.

Just Sally Field.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (oXKWd)

295 286
267 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Charles Bronson
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (fdyxv)

Putz
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (v1g1+)

Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

296 294 There are no women in Smokey and the Bandit.

Just Sally Field.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (oXKWd)

And the other trucker's wife at the beginning...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (qf6WZ)

297 282: jake tapper is a malignant cancer on the asshole of america. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (KP5rU)

298 158 A lot of us were skeptical of DJT's motive for running. Had the video of him being isolated and mocked by Obama and other elites at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner been shown early on, people wouldn't have doubted his sincerity. It was classic High School cruelty.

Revenge is a great motivator.
Posted by: Charley Horse at February 13, 2017 06:44 PM (wtXw1)

He just wanted a no-fly zone for Mar A Lago

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (P/kVC)

299 287 Come on ATC, everyone who saw Temple of Doom knows about the thuggee cult...
Posted by: Timon at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (27k1O)



That dropping that woman into a pit of lava isn't such a terrible idea? I think I'm willing to hear them out.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (z/Ubi)

300 No women in Fight Club. Marla is a cross dressing Jack Durden a figment of his imagination like Tyler. Chloe is a tranny who has AIDS.

Zero women except for the feelz woman doing guided meditation bull shit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (LiqBV)

301 295 286
267 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Charles Bronson
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (fdyxv)

Putz
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (v1g1+)

Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

That was "The Dirty Dozen." You can turn in your man card at your earliest convenience.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (7qAYi)

302 Don't think there are any women in "Tora! Tora! Tora!" or "Gettysburg."

But Brian Dennehy made a damn fine Ford Island and Little Round Top respectively.

And I stand by my Bronson line as being comic genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (fdyxv)

303
Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)


You're thinking if "The Dirty Dozen", I believe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (v1g1+)

304 277 I was going to say Bridge on the River Kwai but Bill Holden has a brief scene on the beach with a nurse.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner



Plus when Bill Holden was going back to blow the bridge up, the team he was on had some pretty little asian gals in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (pY+s4)

305 292 Saving Private Ryan...except at the end.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

Nope. You see Mrs. Ryan briefly, and the ladies in the typing pool cranking out the death notices. One in particular notices the brothers' letters and alerts the CO.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (0mRoj)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (fdyxv)

307 280 Das Boot.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:10 PM (qUNWi)

Forgetting about the French whores in the beginning.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (dKiJG)

308 Pay no attention to these people, Sarah! You keep speaking truth to power! Just like I did when I had a career!

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (qJhUV)

309 One of the big problems is how many folks will fall into the "aww, that's cute" trap.

This woman and her fellow travelers would give you no quarter for seeing Russia from Alaska or blood coming out of a wherever or a binder full of women. She should be ridiculed mercilessly and her ignorance never, ever forgotten. Anytime she goes into public or submits something in any public forum she should be attacked and humiliated until she stops.

War.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (/f1mm)

310 Tora Tora Tora, there was the Naval Commander's wife who drove his happy ass all over DC on Saturday December 6th. She even got him a Coke and a hotdog. I cannot say if there was ketchup on the hotdog.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (9iR5/)

311
No bitches in Midnight Express?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:08 PM (4ErVI)


The one who presses her boobs against the glass

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (lKyWE)

312 If you like the John Wicks, try the two Raid movies.

Raid 2 is one of the best action flicks ever. Made in Indonesia. No CGI. Chase scenes where people must have died making them. Great fight scenes.

It has a hit girl with one eye, who I'm sure inspired the mute hit girl in John Wick 2

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (SIY7D)

313 Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

That's Spartacus on Showtime.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (0mRoj)

314 People losing mancards.

That escalated quickly.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (qUNWi)

315 290

Stalag 17

Just a distance shot of Russian women prisoners entering the bathhouse.

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (JSovD)

316 303
Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

You're thinking if "The Dirty Dozen", I believe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:14 PM (v1g1+)

Doh! /facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:15 PM (qf6WZ)

317 294 There are no women in Smokey and the Bandit.

Just Sally Field.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:12 PM (oXKWd)

And the other trucker's wife at the beginning...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:13 PM (qf6WZ)

And waitress Buford T. buys the diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper from. He was in a goddamn hurry, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (fdyxv)

318 Master and Commander - no women

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (c6/9Q)

319 289:"Tora! Tora! Tora!"


If memory serves, Charlton Heston's character had a Japanese daughter in law. Haven't seen the movie in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (pY+s4)

320 You tell 'em, Barry! And stop using my IP address!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (/f1mm)

321 >>Actually... there is a scene where they bring Whores in when they finish training...


That's the end of Summer School.

With Mark Harmon and a still hittable Kirstie Ally.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (oXKWd)

322 Hmmm... and can't think of any Women in the Greatest WW2 Movie of all time...

Kelly's Heroes...

Except at the beginning, in Oddball's camp?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (qf6WZ)

323 Path to Glory - I think the only woman is at the end which is a German girl caught on the allied side and sings to the French soldiers about to return to combat.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (Frvrc)

324 Master and Commander had those Brazilian wimmens.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (qUNWi)

325 I may be wrong, but I don't think that there are any women in "12 Angry Men".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

326 267 Were there any women in "The Great Escape?"

Charles Bronson
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
-----------

Jan Michael Vincent would kick your ass for that comment.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (4XZvr)

327 Tora Tora Tora, there was the Naval Commander's wife who drove his happy ass all over DC on Saturday December 6th. She even got him a Coke and a hotdog. I cannot say if there was ketchup on the hotdog.

He also tells her to shut the hell up at one point.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (fdyxv)

328 If memory serves, Charlton Heston's character had a Japanese daughter in law. Haven't seen the movie in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (pY+s4)
That was Midway.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (9iR5/)

329 Don't think there are any women in "Tora! Tora! Tora!"

Ambassador's wife. She drives him a few places.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

330 @ 254, Uncle Palpatine, I think the amanta muscaria mushrooms had a lot to do with "working beserkers" into that particular state.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (LU4Xv)

331
318 Master and Commander - no women
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (c6/9Q)


Resupplying off the coast of Brazil... there were women in the canoes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (v1g1+)

332 Keanu Reeves was in another movie that is anti-SJW. Knock Knock.

It is a Funny Games but with girlz.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (LiqBV)

333 254 224. Berserkers were in a sort of battle-trance. I Imagine they had to work themselves up to get into that state.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:06 PM (oNYzy)


It has the same sense of otherworldly possession as the source of power. And a great 80's video game tie-in.

The term thug derives from the Thuggees in India. Very fascinating cult.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 13, 2017 07:09 PM (dEQP3)


The term "Boogey Man" derives from the Indonesian tribe of Bugis. At least according to Indonesians.

Also also, there is a pretty infectious skin disease in Indonesia they call "cooties" (phonetically) which, supposedly, influenced the derivation of that term in English. I'm not an expert, Holiday Inn Express, ymmv.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (yL25O)

334 Just a moment. What do you burn besides witches? Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:01 PM (0mRoj)
=====

Smokers. The government had such success with Prohibition that they just picked a new group to harass. The power of government suggestion.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (MIKMs)

335 Thugees are in Gunga Din (1939). There's a lot that Spielberg and Lucas took from Gunga Din

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (SIY7D)

336 If memory serves, Charlton Heston's character had a Japanese daughter in law. Haven't seen the movie in a while.

I think that is "Midway," or at least some movie or another about the Battle of Midway. Not sure of the title.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (bZ7mE)

337 I watched 'Saving Ryan's Privates' and their was definitely a woman involved. Her disdain for Bruce Springsteen was evident from every camera angle.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (ZFUt7)

338 I may be wrong, but I don't think that there are any women in "12 Angry Men".

The witness that needed glasses.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (qUNWi)

339 "that most information is not rationalized into people. It's socialized into them."

Or as my dad used to say, you can't reason people out of ideas they were never reasoned into.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (UgF8H)

340 175 167; thanks chi, my ignorance of our betters knows no bounds. i guess i just don't care about them. they are freaks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 06:47 PM (KP5rU)


You may not be interested in your betters, but you can bet they're interested in you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (UDXti)

341 >>>With Mark Harmon and a still hittable Kirstie Ally.

There are no other actors in Summer School except for Fabienza Udeino

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0007197/?ref_=tt_cl_t12

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (8rNrN)

342 I guarantee you the next remake of Seven Brides for Seven brothers has no Biologic Women in it.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:18 PM (oXKWd)

343 He also tells her to shut the hell up at one point.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (fdyxv)
Not in so many words, but yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (9iR5/)

344 If memory serves, Charlton Heston's character had a Japanese daughter in law. Haven't seen the movie in a while.

That's Midway.

C'mon smart military blog, pick it up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (fdyxv)

345 312:Raid 2 is one of the best action flicks ever.


This! Made on a small budget too. Great fight scenes!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (pY+s4)

346 By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?

I did, and I wonder how anyone wouldn't know that.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (UgF8H)

347 Resupplying off the coast of Brazil... there were women in the canoes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (v1g1+)

damn

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (c6/9Q)

348 >>There are no other actors in Summer School except for Fabienza Udeino


Did you know her name off the top of your head?

Because, I would be impressed.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (oXKWd)

349 325 I may be wrong, but I don't think that there are any women in "12 Angry Men".
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

Which is now performed as "12 Angry Jurors."

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (7qAYi)

350 I argue that Knock Knock is feminist because it shows just how randomly evil women can be.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (dEQP3)

351 First Blood only had 1 female character, only 2 women who speak.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (7N6ox)

352 Ugh, Funny Games. That's a movie I wish I could unsee.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (hJamr)

353 The Devil's Brigade -- a couple of women in bars, that's it.

Men in War -- not a chick in the credits

Hell is for Heroes -- most feminine cast member is Bob Newhart; Steve McQueen, Fess Parker, and James Coburn more than make up for him.

I think we can consider it an all-male movie when the only women have no impact on the plot and serve mainly to give the actual characters some sort of relief.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (fVubI)

354 346
By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?



I did, and I wonder how anyone wouldn't know that.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (UgF8H)

Click on the tweet itself and you'll see the responses she got.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (Enq6K)

355 346 By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?

I did, and I wonder how anyone wouldn't know that.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (UgF8H)

+++

I knew what they were.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (Ivjge)

356 328 If memory serves, Charlton Heston's character had a Japanese daughter in law. Haven't seen the movie in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:16 PM (pY+s4)
That was Midway.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue



Was it? Huh. Gonna have too see both of those movies soon. Haven't seen either in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (pY+s4)

357 As a refugee from California, this all reminds me of the McMarten School trial...and the obsessive concern everyone had for satanic cults which didn't exist.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:21 PM (UgF8H)

358 Watching an early Cheers with Markie Post. Da-yum.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:22 PM (7qAYi)

359 "Path to Glory - I think the only woman is at the end which is a German girl caught on the allied side and sings to the French soldiers about to return to combat."

Kubrick married her. It's a key scene

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

360 I don't think there are any women in Twelve O'clock High

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:22 PM (JSovD)

361 OT, Decision Desk reports that Steve Mnuchin has been confirmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:22 PM (9iR5/)

362 There was only one woman in The Name of the Rose.

Don't think she talked.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (yL25O)

363 My son told me that Dredd is a big ripoff of Raid 1, which is superior

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (SIY7D)

364 Hmmm... and can't think of any Women in the Greatest WW2 Movie of all time...

Kelly's Heroes...


There was Barbara.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (fVubI)

365
Waiting for Godot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (v1g1+)

366 333. Yes, I think that's accurate for both conditions, but berserkerism seemed to be either a voluntary state/condition, or at least controlled, somehow. I always had the sense that amok was involuntary. It might be the same mechanism at work in both, but the cultures appear to understand it very differently. Tengri, but I love the HQ for stuff like this!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (oNYzy)

367 349 325 I may be wrong, but I don't think that there are any women in "12 Angry Men".
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

Which is now performed as "12 Angry Jurors."
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:20 PM (7qAYi)

+++

Well you know if it was made again, it would be eleven men and one woman, who would take the whole case apart.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (Ivjge)

368 To put in perspective - it seems there are more and more people who grow up without...common knowledge. I mean, utility marks. Who hasn't noticed them? Who hasn't seen someone painting them? Do people not ...walk around? Not notice the marks and wonder, "Geee that is sorta funny...I wonder what they mean?" and then bother to find out?

I blame the internet - for so many people it gives the illusion of knowledge without actually providing them with the tools to figure things out.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (UgF8H)

369 I may be wrong, but I don't think that there are any women in "12 Angry Men".

Henry Fonda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

370 340; not losing any sleep over it. i'll just paint nazi symbols on my driveway. that'll keep em away. and snipers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

371 346 By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?

Remember, these are generally people who were neither handy, informed/knowledgeable, intellectually curious, or particularly bright to begin with, and now they no longer even do basic things like buying their own groceries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (/f1mm)

372 Mnuchin confirmed.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (1FhAQ)

373 "serve mainly to give the actual characters some sort of relief."

You been here two hour now. You go

Posted by: Korean comfort women at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (SIY7D)

374 My son told me that Dredd is a big ripoff of Raid 1, which is superior

They both ripped off A Very Bruce Willis Christmas, and it was just bad luck they were released at around the same time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (6FqZa)

375 >By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?

Immediately.

Though, my cousin does work for Con-Ed.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (oXKWd)

376 Reminds me of the Huff Post reporter that was asking about the rubber bullets during the Ferguson riots.

Posted by: Waste93 at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (XbcsC)

377 What's the root of "hysteria" again?

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (BO/km)

378 7even has zero live women in it. I don't count Gweneth because what happened to her at the end plus She really has few lines and screen time. That is an anti-SJW film.

The Social Network is very anti-SJW.

Finchet is not afraid to smack down the wymenz club.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (LiqBV)

379 OT, Decision Desk reports that Steve Mnuchin has been confirmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue


Any word on Pennsylvania yet? I was up by 12 points, you know.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, still in denial at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (ZFUt7)

380 362 There was only one woman in The Name of the Rose.

Don't think she talked.
Posted by: TexasDan



Christian Slater had no problem figuring out what she wanted.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (pY+s4)

381 Hell in the Pacific

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

382 Senate votes to confirm Steven Mnuchin as treasury secretary

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (dFi94)

383 As a refugee from California, this all reminds me of the McMarten School trial...and the obsessive concern everyone had for satanic cults which didn't exist.

There's a chapter on that in Ann Coulter's Demonic.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (2X7pN)

384 You do know the defendant in 12 Angry Men was guilty

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:26 PM (SIY7D)

385 The rubber bullets idiots were hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (/f1mm)

386 377 What's the root of "hysteria" again?
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 07:25 PM (BO/km)

The Uterus.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (LiqBV)

387 I think we can consider it an all-male movie when the only women have no impact on the plot and serve mainly to give the actual characters some sort of relief.

Like Gallipoli?

Although, it was kind of Gallipoli's theme that the men you see on screen didn't have much impact on that clusterf@#$, either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

388 OT, Decision Desk reports that Steve Mnuchin has been confirmed.

Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEE!


oh. Mnuchin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

389 It was the naval officer's wife in TTT, not the ambassador...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (MINbv)

390 I'd say there's no chicks in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but Legolas.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (oXKWd)

391 370 340; not losing any sleep over it. i'll just paint nazi symbols on my driveway. that'll keep em away. and snipers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

There was an episode of "The League" where in order to get the city to fix his sidewalk, he spray paints a swastika on it so they'll have to dig it up & repave it.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (7qAYi)

392 I know "Command Decision" doesn't have any women in it. Damn fine movie about realities of the bomber missions over Germany.

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (JSovD)

393
Beckett meets Tolkein meets Harvard Lampoon in Waiting for Goddam

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (v1g1+)

394 Were there any men in Entourage?

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (oXKWd)

395 Robinson Crusoe on Mars.

unless you count the monkey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

396 297 282: jake tapper is a malignant cancer on the asshole of america. fuck him.

A DIVERTICULIA HIDDEN UNDER A POLYP WOULD BE MORE FITTING.

Posted by: R. DUKE at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (ONH2e)

397 Short Review of Arrival (2016): nothing you will ponder for days but not bad. A true time killer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

398 Christian Slater had no problem figuring out what she wanted.

Doesn't Christian Slater count as a chick?

I mean, except that one movie where he was supposedly shacked up with Milla Jovovich before she went skeletal.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 07:28 PM (fVubI)

399 The Uterus.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (LiqBV)


More like Jewterus, amirite?

Posted by: smug anti-semite asshole from the previous thread at February 13, 2017 07:29 PM (8nWyX)

400 Duel had zero women in it but a waitress. IICR.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:29 PM (LiqBV)

401 Duel.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

402 hah.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

403 These aren't the all-male movies I was looking for.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (/f1mm)

404 Teh Twitter.

World's Foremost Idiot Detector.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (GdgAM)

405 >>More like Jewterus, amirite?


My IUD is shaped like a Swastika!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman with a Hand Mirror at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (oXKWd)

406 Duel had zero women in it but a waitress. IICR.

The old woman at the gas station/snake farm.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

407 'still hittable Kirstie Ally.'


She's still hittable. Probably bounce off like a moose.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (BO/km)

408 Deliverance?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 13, 2017 07:30 PM (MINbv)

409 I think there was only one woman in Zulu and almost no screen time for women in Breaker Morant.

Both are excellent movies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

410 390 I'd say there's no chicks in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but Legolas.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:27 PM (oXKWd)



And Frodo.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (z/Ubi)

411 Fun fact, I'm in the movie "The Rose". I'm in the crowd, it was a concert so that they could film Bette and Chris doing a concert for the film, they said everybody should wear jeans and a white T-shirt. So I did.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)

412 Are there any women in The Longest Yard?

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (oXKWd)

413 Deliverance?

Ned Beatty?

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (qUNWi)

414 "Miracle" only had Coach Brooks's wife IIRC

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (7qAYi)

415 Bernadette Peters.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (qUNWi)

416 Are there any women in The Longest Yard?

At the beginning.

And the 'cheerleaders.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

417 And Frodo.

Elijah Wood must have made like a billion dollars or something because he just seems to take odd and quirky parts now. Like he's made his nut so he's just working for fun now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

418 Interesting to listen to NBC evening news with Lester Holt and Andrea Mitchell, their reporting sounding less than factual.

They have all those correspondents but nowhere near the access to the White House they used to.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (U6f54)

419 Waiting for Godot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (v1g1+)

I don't get that play. I really don't.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (c6/9Q)

420 Didn't I read that Arrival was mostly a thought exercise regarding communication with aliens?

I remember thinking I'd probably watch it because that seemed more interesting than a lot of recent sci-fi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (/f1mm)

421 Michael Flynn lied to Trump. He's out. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (p/arp)

422 413 Deliverance?

Ned Beatty?
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (qUNWi)

*SQUEEEEEE*

Posted by: Ned at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (1FhAQ)

423 413 Deliverance?

Ned Beatty?
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 07:31 PM (qUNWi)


He had the hardest part.

https://youtu.be/j1KZOApOVlg

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (z/Ubi)

424 >>Are there any women in The Longest Yard?

How could you forget Bernadette Peters? Didn't Burt ask her if she had spiders in her hair?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

425 I don't get that play. I really don't.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (c6/9Q)


wait for it....waaaaiiit for iiiitt...

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (yL25O)

426 "Bernadette Peters."


Vastly superior to Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (BO/km)

427 "No, Sarah, it's a symbol for a utility line being under the street. You know, so people digging in the streets don't break electric, gas, or water lines."

"You mean Trump is tunneling underneath me as we speak? Nooooooooooooo!"

Poor thing; she though water just appears out of faucets and electricity is kept in little boxes on the wall.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (Ndje9)

428 Bill Wynn, a month late and $1000 short.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

429 409,
Well, there was a pretty cute babe (one of the tribeswomen) topless in the cook complaining scene...

So yeah, that's what I remember about that flick.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (MINbv)

430 Should be an early night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (/f1mm)

431 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The two hookers that Kirk Douglas is walking with before he gets hit on the head are the only women in the movie, and I don't think they speak.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (x3uSY)

432 I don't think Moon has any women in it.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (dEQP3)

433 farted by: Bill Wynn at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (p/arrrrp)

*sprays Febreze*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (6FqZa)

434 Run Silent, Run Deep..not a single women

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (JSovD)

435 no chicks in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy,

Paused surfing just last night for Cate to turn blue.

Also there was that face stabbing.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (8J/Te)

436 "Amok is a bit weird, like all culture-bound conditions. It's not muslim - the Christian and other Malays have been susceptible to it as well."

I'm pretty sure that the school shooter phenomenon is related, somehow.


True fact: when Sarah Silverman got a gold star in school, she was convinced that at the end of the day, the bus was going to take her to a camp.

Posted by: Pepe le Mooko at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (9JSAy)

437 There are no women in The Blue Lagoon.

Which is why it's awesome.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (oXKWd)

438 On the other had there are more hooters in Shaka Zulu than a porn movie.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (Frvrc)

439 she ruined the episode of monk she was in, but she did play the crazy neighbor.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (qTtk6)

440 Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (7qAYi)

441 "The Enemy Below."

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (d3wbb)

442 Didn't I read that Arrival was mostly a thought exercise regarding communication with aliens?

Yeah, pretty much, with a mild and unimportant twist.

Leonidas is in it. Wait .. no, that Jeremy Renner.

I always get them confused.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

443 Yep JackStraw, Breaker Morant, great movie - and Zulu. I think Zulu had zero women on screen.


Breaker Morant, other than shots of civilians in the town where the court martial took place, only the two Boer farm wives who were "entertained" by Lt. Hancock.

("what did you do, sing to them?")


Actually some of those scenes and lines in that movie are among the funniest I think ever put on film.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (QDnY+)

444 Sewer Sewerman sees xer initials on the SSidewalk.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (U6f54)

445 Doesn't Fury only have the two German women in it? And their role consists of making breakfast and getting banged.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)

446 Most gay porn has no women.

Bill Wynn told me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

447 414
"Miracle" only had Coach Brooks's wife IIRC

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:32 PM (7qAYi)

The one scene at the costume party, but yes the wife is the only woman with significant scenes or lines.
Movie fun facts? I was an extra in Courage Under Fire filmed in San Marcos which was all the base scenes. In the background there is a persistent forced march going on, I was the one yelling left right left.

I also filmed a scene for a French movie called 29 Palms. I ate 11 ice cream cones while they filmed a scene with the "lovers".

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (7N6ox)

448 Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a bloody mess of it

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (SIY7D)

449 Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"

The girl the young lieutenant is going to marry. And his mother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

450 Oh and I stand by my assessment that Fury is a better WW2 movie than Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (z/Ubi)

451 Lawrence of Arabia, famously sans les femmes in its original release (I think).


One short scene of women peering out at the Howeitat-augmented Arab Legion heading off to take Aqaba was, I think, added back in for the re-mastered re-release in the last 90s.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (QDnY+)

452 Dredd is a terrific movie. Smartly done on a medium-small budget. Really enjoyable. No mention of Stallone would be helpful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (VdICR)

453 "Hell in the Pacific" Lee Marvin and Toshiro Mifune.

Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (n8oxI)

454 Come to think of it, I don't think there were any women in the movie "Silent Running". I think that was the name of it. Starred Bruce Dern (as the actual good guy) and three robots name Huey, Duey, and Louie.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (9iR5/)

455 Bill Wynn's wedding video?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

456 441 "The Enemy Below."


Gay pron doesn't count.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (7qAYi)

457 440 Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"


The Mel Gibson/Anthony Hopkins version in the '80s had some Polynesian hotties running around not wearing much.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (pY+s4)

458 what about the Revenant ? any women ? come on ,I know a few of you saw it and loved it.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (c6/9Q)

459 Escape from Alcatraz

The Longest Yard except for Bernadette Peters and his girlfriend in the beginning.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (4ErVI)

460 "Doesn't Fury only have the two German women in it? "

It's a key scene, women have lines, and there's a lot of character development all around.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (SIY7D)

461 452 Dredd is a terrific movie. Smartly done on a medium-small budget. Really enjoyable. No mention of Stallone would be helpful.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2017 07:37 PM (VdICR)

Yep. Karl Urban pwned as Dredd.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)

462 "445 Doesn't Fury only have the two German women in it? And their role consists of making breakfast and getting banged."

I've seen a lot of those films, but I don't recall the breakfast part.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (/f1mm)

463 On the other had there are more hooters in Shaka Zulu than a porn movie./i]

Yeah but they are black, so it doesn't count

...apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (39g3+)

464 Senate now voting on nomination of Dr. David Shulkin to be Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (dFi94)

465 "Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (7qAYi)"

May Wynn (no relation to Bill) and Mrs. Keith.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (J8/9G)

466 Interesting, dead guy (buzzion). Haven't seen Fury, should do so. Also should see Hacksaw Ridge.


Ignoramus:


"We shot them, sir, under rule 303. We caught them, and we shot them, under rule 303!"

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (QDnY+)

467 "The Enemy Below."


Gay pron doesn't count.



You're thinking of Up Periscope!.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh)

468 >>Oh and I stand by my assessment that Fury is a better WW2 movie than Saving Private Ryan.

Very underrated movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

469 Come to think of it, I don't think there were any women in the movie
"Silent Running". I think that was the name of it. Starred Bruce Dern
(as the actual good guy) and three robots name Huey, Duey, and Louie.


Of course, it does begin with the howling of Joan Baez.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

470 and in the Making America Great Again department...

It was announced that Playboy is bringing back Nude Pictures in their magazine!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (qf6WZ)

471 what about the Revenant ? any women ?

The bear was female.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (6FqZa)

472 The protagonist's girlfriend. And his mom.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

473 436. I'd buy that. Esp the whole period of withdrawal and isolation beforehand. It's like an incubation period.

Strange is the world, but nothing in it stranger than Man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 07:40 PM (oNYzy)

474 Caine Mutiny has the whole stateside future wife going on.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:40 PM (Frvrc)

475 "three robots name Huey, Duey, and Louie."

Well Bruce called me "Louise" in our more intimate moments.

Posted by: Louie at February 13, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)

476 467 "The Enemy Below."


Gay pron doesn't count.


You're thinking of Up Periscope!.
Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh)

"Das Butt."

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:40 PM (7qAYi)

477 "457 440 Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"


The Mel Gibson/Anthony Hopkins version in the '80s had some Polynesian hotties running around not wearing much."

You're thinking of Mutiny on the Bounty

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:40 PM (JSovD)

478 Peebles - ha!


Puddleglum, you're mixing up Mutiny on the Bounty with Caine Mutiny, yes? Or making the funneh, along those lines .....


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (QDnY+)

479
@RedSteeze


.@SarahKSilverman Check it out. I even spotted a couple of Nazis in broad daylight testing some sort of abortion prevention laser device


https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C4gViYtVMAAMGsG.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (v1g1+)

480 Really though I got it out of the park with the Uterus punchline for hysteria. Sent a mass text to family and friends.

They laughed btw.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LiqBV)

481
Run Silent, Run Deep..not a single women
Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:35 PM (JSovD)

One woman

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (lKyWE)

482 >>>The Longest Yard

the warden's secretary that burtie got down with

bernadette peters

Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (qTtk6)

483 In before the long and black and full of seamen joke!

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LTHVh)

484 There was only one woman in The Name of the Rose.
Don't think she talked.


She talked in her sleep.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (VdICR)

485 Josephistan - ha!


You guyz are funneh.


Think I read about it elsewhere, but it's true!

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (QDnY+)

486 Fury is really good.

Saving Private Ryan is like three movies in one. The first is the best.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (SIY7D)

487 468
>>Oh and I stand by my assessment that Fury is a better WW2 movie than Saving Private Ryan.



Very underrated movie.

Posted by: JackStraw


Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v)

488 I don't get that play. I really don't.


Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:33 PM (c6/9Q)

Just wait.

It'll come to you.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (8iiMU)

489 Captains Courageous?

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (BO/km)

490 468 >>Oh and I stand by my assessment that Fury is a better WW2 movie than Saving Private Ryan.

Very underrated movie.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

Agreed. Incredible film.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (LiqBV)

491 476
467 "The Enemy Below."





Gay pron doesn't count.





You're thinking of Up Periscope!.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh)



"Das Butt."

Posted by: josephistan


I think you mean "Das Booty".

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

492 With all due respect for the style and standards of the time, it's a shame that there's been no re-make of Midway.


A well-crafted intense movie version that stuck 100% to actual events would seem so implausible at some points that some might dismiss it as lazy, contrived screenwriting.


That's how amazing the actual history is.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

493 Always thought it proverbial that in Silent Running that all the space ships were named after Federal parks except the one Bruce Durn is on is the Valley Forge which when it was made was only a Pennsylvania park, it is a Federal park now though.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:42 PM (Frvrc)

494 Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?

Probably, but I agree.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh)

495 Grump928(C) you beat me to it. The Hunt for Red October only has 2 quick scenes with women in them.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2017 07:43 PM (BJhZN)

496 "Attack" Jack Palance gets his armed rolled off by a tank tread going after the pussy Eddie Albert.

Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2017 07:43 PM (n8oxI)

497 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (mgw+4)

498 >>Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?

No, not at all.

The other stuff does.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (/tuJf)

499 Have yet to see Fury, can only watch the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (Frvrc)

500 Sarah Silverman? Hmm. This is the nasty woman who scissored a dog. A poor hapless dog was abused by this sick individual to make a political statement. Why is she not banished from civilized society?

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (Ax4Uw)

501 Midway in fact is our version of "Never was so much owed by so many to so few"

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (SIY7D)

502 487 468
>>Oh and I stand by my assessment that Fury is a better WW2 movie than Saving Private Ryan.



Very underrated movie.

Posted by: JackStraw

Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?
Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v)



My assessment is based mainly one the behavior of the newbie in each movie.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

503 The beginning and the end of Saving Private Ryan are good, the middle can be skipped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:44 PM (LTHVh)

504 Rhomboid, I'd like to see a movie done on Midway the same way they did Tora! Tora! Tora!.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:45 PM (9iR5/)

505 BTW, Burlington Coat Factory has now dump Ivanka Trump products.

So, I guess this is another store that does not want my business.

I actually shop here once and a while, so this is good to know.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 07:45 PM (J5mC3)

506 Well that was quick. Senate votes to confirm David Shulkin for Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:45 PM (dFi94)

507 498
>>Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?



No, not at all.



The other stuff does.

Posted by: JackStraw


Geez, it was just the once, and I was drunk.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:45 PM (LAe3v)

508 Two WWII Pacific events I'd like to see made into movies (with contemporary CGI quality, and strict adherence to historic truth): Battle of Midway, and Battle off Samar (the most amazing part of the 3-part Battle of Leyte Gulf).


Properly done, they might inject a little awe and wonder into the portion of the populace with the tools to even appreciate any serious historical events. Especially since strict adherence to facts without any bogus dramatization would be more dramatic than any fiction.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:45 PM (QDnY+)

509 Eddy Albert always plays a pussy, in The Longest Day he wants to quit and run after the initial assaults fail.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (Frvrc)

510 JS, caught 2 Voodoo Dead shows this weekend, really good lineup other than Papa Mali.

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (M3DRt)

511 432 I don't think Moon has any women in it.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (dEQP3

Great film! Sam Rockwell was robbed that year for best actor. Very underrated film.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (LiqBV)

512 >>Well that was quick. Senate votes to confirm David Shulkin for Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

The one job almost nobody wants.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

513 The only notable women in The Shawshank Redemption are on posters.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (J8/9G)

514 Also... has anyone talked to Ms. Silverman about those little flags in different that are posted randomly in the ground when people are doing things like diggging?



Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (J5mC3)

515 Midway in fact is our version of "Never was so much owed by so many to so few"


The Japanese would never have defeated us, but the war would have lasted two more years, except for the A-Bomb. No, maybe no Iwo or Okinawa before Hiroshima. And the bomb would have been delivered from China.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

516 I don't think Moon has any women in it.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (dEQP3)


Think some more; it has at least two.

It's also a stunning movie and everyone who hasn't seen it yet needs to do that right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (8nWyX)

517 U-571- another great sub movie.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (BJhZN)

518 445 Doesn't Fury only have the two German women in it? And their role consists of making breakfast and getting banged.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)

You say that like it's a BAD thing.

Posted by: Ned at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (1FhAQ)

519 "Yeah but they are black, so it doesn't count"

That was our reasoning.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (9JSAy)

520 the opening sequence in the longest yard was riotious

dumps her ride and lynyrd skynyrd goes glug glug

Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (qTtk6)

521 Shulkin in as head of VA. Vote was 98 - 0. Imagine my surprise.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (9iR5/)

522 I'm nuts.

Posted by: Sarah Silverback at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

523 What ever happened to Anna Torv, star of "Fringe"? She was beautiful, starred in a popular, if cult, show, was a good actress. But she seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (7qAYi)

524 Emperor of the North?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

525 OT - The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is about to begin. My cable company is carrying it on Fox Sports. Otherwise you might have it on USA Network. 4 groups tonight, 3 groups and Best in Show tomorrow night.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (dFi94)

526 517
U-571- another great sub movie.

Posted by: Ben Had


The Brits were pretty peeved about it, because it had American heroes, when the real story on which it was based involved Brits. They had a point.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

527 346 By the by, how many people looked at that picture and immediately said "utility markers"?

I did, and I wonder how anyone wouldn't know that.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 13, 2017 07:19 PM (UgF8H)


I did, although I didn't know specifically what kind of utility markers.

Last year they painted yellow dashes on my driveway to trace my gas line from the street to the meter.

They trespassed on private property and defaced my driveway! Eleventy!

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

528 Battle off Samar (the most amazing part of the 3-part Battle of Leyte Gulf).

That was the Japanese navy against a pack of destroyers and jeep carriers, right?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (fVubI)

529 Tropic Thunder- almost no women.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (LiqBV)

530 511 432 I don't think Moon has any women in it.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 13, 2017 07:34 PM (dEQP3

Great film! Sam Rockwell was robbed that year for best actor. Very underrated film.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:46 PM (LiqBV)

That was a good movie.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (7qAYi)

531 523 What ever happened to Anna Torv, star of "Fringe"? She was beautiful, starred in a popular, if cult, show, was a good actress. But she seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (7qAYi)



Netflix series Mindhunter sometime this year.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (z/Ubi)

532 Mnuchin confirmed as Treasury Secretary.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (J5mC3)

533 What ever happened to Anna Torv

IMDB basically says she like working in TV series.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

534 514 Also... has anyone talked to Ms. Silverman about those little flags in different that are posted randomly in the ground when people are doing things like diggging?


Those are NSA listening devices. For the love of God, don't tell Sarah. The poor girl's head will explode, like in Scanners.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (pY+s4)

535 >>JS, caught 2 Voodoo Dead shows this weekend, really good lineup other than Papa Mali.

Nice. I'm envious.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

536 Skip, ironic, given Eddy Albert's Navy Cross at Tarawa!

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

537 Little known historical fact - Eddy Albert was awarded the Bronze Star for bravery at the battle of Tarawa in the Pacific.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (9iR5/)

538 457 440 Any women in "The Caine Mutiny?"


The Mel Gibson/Anthony Hopkins version in the '80s had some Polynesian hotties running around not wearing much.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:38 PM (pY+s4)

I'd never seen that many bare hooters in my life to that point.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

539 Dogs you are allowed to cheer for include but are not limited to Greyhounds and Golden Retrievers. YMMV

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:50 PM (dFi94)

540 At least they weren't poop swastikas.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 07:50 PM (3hIZX)

541 And it was Mutiny on the Bounty/The Bounty, not The Caine Mutiny

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)

542 512>> I sure hope he cleans house. Not gonna hold my breath.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 07:50 PM (7PQBV)

543 531 523 What ever happened to Anna Torv, star of "Fringe"? She was beautiful, starred in a popular, if cult, show, was a good actress. But she seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:47 PM (7qAYi)


Netflix series Mindhunter sometime this year.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 07:48 PM (z/Ubi)

Cool, I'll have to bookmark that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 07:50 PM (7qAYi)

544 523 What ever happened to Anna Torv, star of "Fringe"? She was beautiful, starred in a popular, if cult, show, was a good actress. But she seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: josephistan



Underrated show. She is quite the beauty. An Aussie. As mentioned above, still working.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:51 PM (pY+s4)

545 The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is about to begin.

It's day 1 of our mobile data cycle and Her Majesty used up half of it live streaming breed judging.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 07:51 PM (J8/9G)

546 Robert Crawford - yes. Escort carriers and destroyers and destroyer escorts. The last time a large US conventional force fought (massively) out-numbered/outgunned (this excludes small ambushes and infantry situations in Vietnam - as I said, a "large conventional force").


If you haven't, read "Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors" by Hornfischer. Real history that reads better than most fiction.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:51 PM (QDnY+)

547 JS, Last 2 Ardmore shows pro shot with great mix are on yt.

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (M3DRt)

548 >>>Tropic Thunder

i just watched that.
love the water buffalo

Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (qTtk6)

549 Rhomboid, I had thought it was the Navy Cross, but just to be sure I Binged it. They said Bronze Star. Either way, the guy was anything but a puss. He just played one.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (9iR5/)

550 I totally forgot the new "24" was on last night. Son was over for dinner and we got into watching "The Pacific."

Speaking of hooters and bare bums.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (PY9jH)

551
Those are NSA listening devices. For the love of God, don't tell Sarah. The poor girl's head will explode, like in Scanners.
---

OMG.

I thought they were marking the houses of Nazi sympathizers. I was always told those orange parking cones were the listening devices.

/also, Scanners was a great film.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (J5mC3)

552 My son told me that Dredd is a big ripoff of Raid 1, which is superior
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2017 07:23 PM (SIY7D)

Dredd was in production before the Raid and Dredd is a much better movie. It's secondary that the officer with Dredd is female. The role could have been played by a male or female character.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (dKiJG)

553 Thin Red Line. Maybe some flashes of natives during flashbacks.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (LiqBV)

554 536
Skip, ironic, given Eddy Albert's Navy Cross at Tarawa!

Posted by: rhomboid


It's hard to tell who's going to be heroic, just from looking at them. I give you.....Charles Durning, Pappy O'Daniel himself.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (LAe3v)

555 541 And it was Mutiny on the Bounty/The Bounty, not The Caine Mutiny


I know, I know. Trying and failing at funneh apparently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (pY+s4)

556 One time I was walking in the woods and found some sticks laying on the ground in the shape of a swastika. I knew there had to be Nazis about so I burned the woods down.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (BO/km)

557 >>Dogs you are allowed to cheer for include but are not limited to Greyhounds and Golden Retrievers. YMMV

You gotta see this. If you don't love Goldens you are either a communist or a pedophile. Or both.

http://tinyurl.com/hvbg6dp

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

558 Old Blue, I sit corrected - Bronze Star (with valor device), not Navy Cross, for Eddie Albert at Tarawa.


A smart military blog, indeed.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

559 It's day 1 of our mobile data cycle and Her Majesty used up half of it live streaming breed judging.



Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 07:51 PM (J8/9G)
================

Oh geez. Hounds are tonight. There goes your data plan.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (dFi94)

560 Crap, now I'm 2 episodes down in 24 Legacy, want to see that.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (Frvrc)

561 You know, for one day...one fucking day only I would like to see the Nazis from 1938 walk the earth just to show that scrunt silverman what a real fucking Nazi was..and a fully operational swastika.

These people are total assclowns.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 07:55 PM (aMlLZ)

562 pep@526- Yes . I can see the Brits point of view but it was the good ole USA that saved the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2017 07:55 PM (BJhZN)

563 The Usual Suspects comes to mind as having little women parts. Feel free to correct me on this or anything.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:55 PM (LiqBV)

564 I'd watch "Best in Show" again before I'd watch a bunch of people lope around a ring with their dogs.

Not knocking the dogs or their owners, but sheesh.

We witnessed an actual cat show once in IL, and a judge actually picked up a cat and looked at his butt. It was weird and hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (PY9jH)

565 "If you haven't, read "Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors" by Hornfischer. Real history that reads better than most fiction. "

Agreed. Unbelievably good. So many heros. The descriptions of naval warfare are harrowing.

Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (JSovD)

566 555 541 And it was Mutiny on the Bounty/The Bounty, not The Caine Mutiny


I know, I know. Trying and failing at funneh apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (pY+s4)

That's OK. I'm still thinking about the Polynesian hotties.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (0mRoj)

567 Shulkin confirmed for Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Posted by: Ned at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (1FhAQ)

568 Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
=================================


Oh my gosh. If that isn't love.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (dFi94)

569 A smart military blog, indeed.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (QDnY+)
No sweat. I remember reading years ago in a book about Tarawa that he had received the Navy Cross. Maybe you and I read the same book.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (9iR5/)

570 In Lawrence of Arabia, Arab women lined the edge of the bluffs going "ululullululu" as the men rode off to take Aqaba.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (WrMht)

571 Dark Star doesn't have any chicks in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (4ErVI)

572 >>JS, Last 2 Ardmore shows pro shot with great mix are on yt.

I will definitely check it out. I heard them play a version of Bertha that was awesome. I really like the New Orleans feel.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

573 562
pep@526- Yes . I can see the Brits point of view but it was the good ole USA that saved the day.

Posted by: Ben Had


Definitely a group effort, but it's indisputable that the Soviets were the instrumental ones in beating the Nazis.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (LAe3v)

574 >>>U-571- another great sub movie.

I don't think K-17 had any women in it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (3hIZX)

575 The Usual Suspects comes to mind as having little women parts. Feel free to correct me on this or anything.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:55 PM (LiqBV)


Well it didn't have a lot of them, but Edie Finneran was pretty central to the plot.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (8nWyX)

576 HackSaw Ridge, Mel Gibson can make a hell of a movie.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (dKiJG)

577 Crap, now I'm 2 episodes down in 24 Legacy, want to see that.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 07:54 PM (Frvrc)


The first ep literally gave me heart palpitations. I can't believe I forgot to watch it last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

578 Jane - I love dog shows! Particularly Westminster. So many beautiful dogs. They are stunning in person.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (dFi94)

579 In Lawrence of Arabia, Arab women lined the edge of the bluffs going "ululullululu" as the men rode off to take Aqaba.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (WrMht)

you're right !!!

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

580 The appalling thing here is that her first presumption (neonazis r dum) is fueled by the dozens of fake swastika incidents. Sarah, sweetie, it's your crowd that is too fucktarded to paint swastikas correctly.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (GMI6R)

581 548 >>>Tropic Thunder

i just watched that.
love the water buffalo
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (qTtk6

It's really an under appreciated film.

Zero percent chance that movie gets made after Obama.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (LiqBV)

582 Ugh, pig-bitch sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (1FhAQ)

583 I once found a Cheeto shaped like a swastika. I immediately reported the Frito Bandito to ICE. No, wait...I take that back. Let them all in!1!

Posted by: Sarah Silverback at February 13, 2017 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

584 We witnessed an actual cat show once in IL, and a judge actually picked up a cat and looked at his butt. It was weird and hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (PY9jH)

Which is odd seeing how a cat's asshole is almost always eye level.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (7qAYi)

585 Beserker, along those lines, a real-life story.


Friend's mother's family (well, most of it) left Germany in 1937. Jewish. Mother's still alive (she was a young teen at the time).


Friend's sister, total moonbat, is unhinged over the election (see post topic).


A few weeks ago, before the holidays, she warns her mother not to put up a menorah or anything else for hanukkah this year (location: comfortable NYC suburb). !!!!!


Recently, my friend tells me, their mother finally put down her foot on the idiocy, cutting off the daughter when she tried once again to vent her delusions.


A version of "I heard the actual brownshirts marching by our house in torchlight processions, in the actual Nazi Germany. This is NOT anything like Nazi Germany! Stop it!" (my paraphrase, but close)


Hilarious, and sad.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

586 Kodos - Hounds are first up!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (dFi94)

587 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was filmed in San Diego

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (6Ll1u)

588 I eat my scabs. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Billl Wynnn at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (4YGWz)

589 581 548 >>>Tropic Thunder

i just watched that.
love the water buffalo
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (qTtk6

It's really an under appreciated film.

Zero percent chance that movie gets made after Obama.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (LiqBV)

Tom Cruise stole the show in that movie.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (7qAYi)

590 I'd watch "Best in Show" again before I'd watch a bunch of people lope around a ring with their dogs.

Not knocking the dogs or their owners, but sheesh.


Showing dogs is like playing the guitar. Too simple for beginners, too difficult for experts. Takes quite a bit to bring out every virtue of the dog. Her Majesty has been doing it for 46 years and is still learning.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (J8/9G)

591 It's both funny and sad -- and also, scary

All three. No question. Heavy emphasis on #3.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (Pd7Sl)

592 575 The Usual Suspects comes to mind as having little women parts. Feel free to correct me on this or anything.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:55 PM (LiqBV)

Well it didn't have a lot of them, but Edie Finneran was pretty central to the plot.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (8nWyX

Thanks for correcting me. It's been a while since I've seen it.

Can I blame the weed in my 20's?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (LiqBV)

593 566: That's OK. I'm still thinking about the Polynesian hotties.


When it came out I was 15, more or less. Its seered, SEERED, into my memory.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (pY+s4)

594 The winning Lab at Westminster is a fraud.

The real winner sits beside me at Chez Browndog.

...mic drop.

Posted by: browndog at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (bGMOs)

595 Jane - I love dog shows! Particularly Westminster. So many beautiful dogs. They are stunning in person.


Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (dFi94)


The dogs are beautiful. I'm a dog lover, but some times the owners....

Was at our vet on Friday, and an asshole let his Golden (on a retractable leash) lunge across the room and nearly knock me on my butt. Then, when the vet brought out my sick kitty in her carrier, idiot owner let the dog run right up to the carrier and bark loudly in scared kitty's face. Argh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

596 Mass hysteria is a problem, as Shelvey points out. The question is - how many people are driving themselves insane vs how many have been driven insane?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (oNYzy)

597 Her Majesty has been doing it for 46 years and is still learning.



Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (J8/9G)
=======================

I like seeing owner/handlers as opposed to professional handlers.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (dFi94)

598 No, Sarah, it's a symbol for a utility line being under the street.





Oh yeah sure, utility lines. Nazi utility lines

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)

599 The swastika on my toast is the way I found out that my toaster was made in Germany.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (BO/km)

600 589 581 548 >>>Tropic Thunder

i just watched that.
love the water buffalo
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2017 07:52 PM (qTtk6

It's really an under appreciated film.

Zero percent chance that movie gets made after Obama.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 07:58 PM (LiqBV)

Tom Cruise stole the show in that movie.
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (7qAYi

He can across as funny and normal. He actually came off as a great actor.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (LiqBV)

601 598 No, Sarah, it's a symbol for a utility line being under the street.





Oh yeah sure, utility lines. Nazi utility lines
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)

Right. For the ovens.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

602 I don't think K-179 had any women in it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2017 07:57 PM (3hIZX)


Katya, the young reactor officer's wife.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (8nWyX)

603 Tom Cruise stole the show in that movie.
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (7qAYi

Big dick playaaah!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

604 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (PY9jH)
============================


Yeah, I've never been a fan of those retractable leashes. They don't provide any control.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)

605 Western Slope Mope - yes! I forgot the women lining the bluffs in Wadi Rum, ululating as Lawrence's force rode off to battle. That of course was in the original, and would have been the only females show (unless there are fleeting glances of women in the Damascus scenes).


The scene of Howeitat women peering out of a tent was cut from the original but restored in the re-release, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:04 PM (QDnY+)

606 My head hurts.

Posted by: Sarah Silverback at February 13, 2017 08:04 PM (Tyii7)

607 I'll bet Sarah Silverman loves her some gentle Palestinians and hates Israel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:04 PM (PY9jH)

608 Meanwhile, in the closest approximation of an actual Nazi In this country, the head of some minor kkk offshoot was either killed by:
His wife
His son
Both

The penalty will be consistently applied to whoever pulled the trigger, I'm sure.

/ right

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (ZFUt7)

609 I used to have a goldfish with a little swastika pattern on it's side. I named him Adolf and starved him to death.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (BO/km)

610 Are they going to blab over the whole thing? Fox Sports really needs to muzzle their announcers.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (dFi94)

611 585 Beserker, along those lines, a real-life story.


Friend's mother's family (well, most of it) left Germany in 1937. Jewish. Mother's still alive (she was a young teen at the time).


Friend's sister, total moonbat, is unhinged over the election (see post topic).


A few weeks ago, before the holidays, she warns her mother not to put up a menorah or anything else for hanukkah this year (location: comfortable NYC suburb). !!!!!


Recently, my friend tells me, their mother finally put down her foot on the idiocy, cutting off the daughter when she tried once again to vent her delusions.


A version of "I heard the actual brownshirts marching by our house in torchlight processions, in the actual Nazi Germany. This is NOT anything like Nazi Germany! Stop it!" (my paraphrase, but close)


Hilarious, and sad.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

My college theater group had an initiation night for freshman. They had to put on skits, wait on the upper classmen, stuff like that. So this one girl was tasked to make peanut butter & jelly sandwiches for everyone. The next day she pens a letter to the school newspaper about how traumatizing the experience was, & now she knows how they felt in the Nazi concentration camps. The theater President wrote a rebuttal: "So you had to make sandwiches. Waaaaah!"

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (7qAYi)

612 While Geraghty's piece in NRO is on point as to Silverman, he goes WAY too gentle on her and, as is typical with that GOPe mag, he can't help himself but point fingers at the damned right that brought us Trump as well - "....this has always been the case, and that there are plenty on the Right who perceive liberal Americans as pure evil. What I think we're seeing now is an increasingly widespread eagerness to interpret innocuous symbols, events, comments, etc as further evidence of a malevolent conspiracy."

Name ONE instance where "the Right" has been eager to label something "innocuous" as part of a conspiracy - do it, don't just throw shit up to see what sticks or worse, rings the bell that can be un-rung.

You're right Geraghty, "the Right" is just like the left wherein we call everything we disagree with as "Hitler" and signs we aren't familiar with as swastikas. It's the BS relativism that infuriates many of us and why nothing gets done with the weasel RINOs are in control.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (g9d8D)

613 598
Oh yeah sure, utility lines. Nazi utility lines
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)


The Nazis had utility lines, too.

Hey... Maybe that was the origin of the swastika.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

614 When I opened our Sunday paper, one of the signs of the Apocalypse fell out.

A coupon flyer for Cover Girl cosmetics with a dude, a young guy named James Charles, as the new "cover girl." I kid you not.


As someone who wore Cover Girl as a teen, just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH)




I a commercial with the fruit in makeup and it has a Muslim in full head gear too. I guess Cover Girl thinks it's future is gay men and Muslim women. Good luck with that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (auHtY)

615 an actual cat show once in IL, and a judge actually picked up a cat and looked at his butt. It was weird and hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 07:56 PM (PY9jH)

Which is odd seeing how a cat's asshole is almost always eye level.
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (7qAYi)

They are checking to see if the cat or dog has been nurtured, and some cheaters have had balls implants.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (dKiJG)

616 Must be training going on at Ft. Stewart. We're not that far as the crow flies, if you were to go in a straight line across the marshes and I-95.

Sounds like mortar rounds going off all afternoon and this evening. Pretty loud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

617 Such shame, such loss of face.


Wrong on TWO, two, history/historical movie trivia questions, in a row.


I will face the emperor in his palace to repeat my loyalty oath one last time before pulling the pin on the grenade.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:06 PM (QDnY+)

618 601: not for the ovens. they are lines for the v-2 rockets coming out of the manholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2017 08:06 PM (KP5rU)

619 Right. For the ovens.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)


The supreme irony (restating what we have already stated) is that they, the "tolerant" .... LOLOLOLOL!!!!.... ones would fall all over themselves to fire up the ovens.

With glee.

They must die.

For the children.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 13, 2017 08:06 PM (Pd7Sl)

620 Yeah, I've never been a fan of those retractable leashes. They don't provide any control.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)


Her Majesty lost the end of her little finger to one.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:07 PM (J8/9G)

621 I pregamed my first trip to Kwajalein by watching the Muntiy on the Bounty.

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 08:07 PM (zZb/S)

622 616
Must be training going on at Ft. Stewart. We're not that far as the crow
flies, if you were to go in a straight line across the marshes and
I-95.

Sounds like mortar rounds going off all afternoon and this evening. Pretty loud.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

Yes, we have the same going on at Lejeune. 9 days, arty, armor and aviation, the sounds of freedom.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (7N6ox)

623 Her Majesty lost the end of her little finger to one.



Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:07 PM (J8/9G)
======================

Yikes. I keep telling my mom not to use hers. So the Borzoi is a return?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (dFi94)

624 'an actual cat show once in IL, and a judge actually picked up a cat and looked at his butt.'


Probably looking for the swastika.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (BO/km)

625 I used to have a goldfish with a little swastika pattern on it's side. I named him Adolf and starved him to death.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (LiqBV)

626 Sarah Silverman thinks Hogan's Heroes is a documentary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

627 JS, here is last night...

https://www.jambase.com/article/free-voodoo-dead-finale-webcast-live-ardmore-music-hall

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (M3DRt)

628 Thanks for correcting me. It's been a while since I've seen it.

Can I blame the weed in my 20's?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (LiqBV)


She's easy to overlook, even though she influences a lot of the story. We never really see her do anything, and it's a movie full of interpersonal tension and violent action with a bunch of guys.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (8nWyX)

629 Sounds like mortar rounds going off all afternoon and this evening.

Much like my thought process.

Posted by: Sarah Silverback at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

630 Between this and Streep's "brownshirts" comment, they're seeing Nazis in all the wrong places.

The brownshirts are on the streets attacking people and burning things. And they ain't on our side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (39g3+)

631 MSTisdale has a point. Sort of the thought I had when I read ace's line about Tapper criticizing the "right" when it "goes too far". I couldn't think of any comparable situations, off-hand.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:09 PM (QDnY+)

632 487---Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?
Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v)
----------------------------
Quite possibly.
But I agree about Pitt.

I remember not wanting to go see Moneyball, even tho' I love baseball, because I thought casting some pretty-boy megastar in it would ruin it.
Nope. Pitt was good enough to make you forget it was him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (Nox3c)

633 614 When I opened our Sunday paper, one of the signs of the Apocalypse fell out.

A coupon flyer for Cover Girl cosmetics with a dude, a young guy named James Charles, as the new "cover girl." I kid you not.


As someone who wore Cover Girl as a teen, just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH)




I a commercial with the fruit in makeup and it has a Muslim in full head gear too. I guess Cover Girl thinks it's future is gay men and Muslim women. Good luck with that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:05 PM (auHtY)


+++
For Valentine's Day,
two lesbos in wedding dresses (both are wives I suppose) t.v. ad for jewelry company. Name escapes me.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (Ivjge)

634 Yes, we have the same going on at Lejeune. 9 days, arty, armor and aviation, the sounds of freedom.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 08:08 PM (7N6ox)


Freedom! America, f*ck yeah!

Marine Corpse Air Station Beaufort isn't far, and we're just a few miles from Hunter Army Airfield. Love the sounds and sights of aircraft flying overhead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

635 >>JS, here is last night...

Thanks

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

636 Jane - hearing Ospreys and F-18s is not unusual here, but the best are the few occasions when events and atmospheric acoustics are aligned and you can hear the wonderful unique cadence of 50cal machine guns chink-chink-chinking away at the ranges a few miles away.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

637 Movie with no chicks?

Dark Star.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (6n332)

638 If Silverman hates those hateful symbols, these will make her catatonic:

https://goo.gl/images/hQhyMP

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (Zkjpe)

639 War movie night is fun but I get up at 0400hrs.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (Frvrc)

640 I remember seeing Lawrence of Arabia in the theater with my parents. It was the only movie I can recall where you were seated by ushers, there were printed programs, everyone was seated before the house lights dimmed and the prelude music began. The wide screen made some people in the audience gasp. Velvet ropes lined the lobby, there was a real intermission. It was an actual event.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (WrMht)

641 I just heard the awful news on the radio:

Jerry Sandusky's 41 year old son has been busted for child molestation.

That family is just fucked up.

Posted by: logprof at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (GsAUU)

642 Jean, Kwajalein.

PMTR?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

643 There is a constellation shaped like a swastika in the Northern sky. You can see it if you squint.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (BO/km)

644 BTW, Burlington Coat Factory has now dump Ivanka Trump products.

Was in one yesterday and they had them.

Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (HV1LS)

645 Good night Skip. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (dFi94)

646 Between this and Streep's "brownshirts" comment, they're seeing Nazis in all the wrong places.

They train themselves to be paranoid.

Even the left-wing front org SPLC says that the Klan is less than 8000 people nationwide, yet these people are convinced it's somewhere in the uncounted millions.

Convincing themselves they are living in that kind of pressure cooker makes them epically heroic in their own minds.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

647 Goodnight Skip!

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (Ivjge)

648
Is the Nazi utility company related to the Nazi plumbers?

(Wasn't there a story about a month ago about Jewish guy who thought his plumber was a Nazi?)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

649 Moneyball was a fun movie.

It was so fictionalized that you couldn't tell if it was fiction or non-fiction.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (qUNWi)

650 Jerry Sandusky's 41 year old son has been busted for child molestation.

Have to wonder if he was a victim of his father. Not that that absolves him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

651 Her initials are "SS".
Just sayin'..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (7LFd6)

652 I see Reich people...they're everywhere....they don't even know they're Nazis!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman as Cole Sear at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (OuELg)

653 But either way Moneyball was a fun movie.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (qUNWi)

654 "So the Borzoi is a return?"

Yeah. As I said, the last Borzoi to win the Hound Group before Lucy in 2016 was Ivy Rose in 1993. In the intervening 26 years, some truly outstanding Borzoi - Nara, Casper, Lacey, Hunter - never even got a cut. Lucy isn't in their class, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (J8/9G)

655 For Valentine's Day,
two lesbos in wedding dresses (both are wives I suppose) t.v. ad for jewelry company. Name escapes me.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (Ivjge)

Zales?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (LiqBV)

656 'Night, Skip.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

657 Did Das Boot have any female cast

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (zZb/S)

658 Western Slope - yep. Back then certain movies were definitely "events".


As I've recounted here before, when "Lawrence" was restored and re-released in a special run back in the late 90s/early 2000s, I saw it at an appropriate venue: the Senator theater in Baltimore. A restored big cinema of the old style.


It was great. The overture to "Lawrence" is a serious one, and the theater/concert-like atmosphere is perfectly appropriate.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (QDnY+)

659 633For Valentine's Day,
two lesbos in wedding dresses (both are wives I suppose) t.v. ad for jewelry company. Name escapes me.



At least they were reasonably attractive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (pY+s4)

660
Zales?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (LiqBV)

+++

Pretty sure you are correct. Thanks.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (Ivjge)

661 650 Jerry Sandusky's 41 year old son has been busted for child molestation.

Have to wonder if he was a victim of his father. Not that that absolves him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)


That's probably a good way to bet.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

662 +++
For Valentine's Day,
two lesbos in wedding dresses (both are wives I suppose) t.v. ad for jewelry company. Name escapes me.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:10 PM (Ivjge)

Marge & Emily?

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

663 Jane - hearing Ospreys and F-18s is not unusual
here, but the best are the few occasions when events and atmospheric
acoustics are aligned and you can hear the wonderful unique cadence of
50cal machine guns chink-chink-chinking away at the ranges a few miles
away.





Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (QDnY+)


It's a coldish clear night here. I swear, the sounds of mortar rounds going off is even louder now. You can feel the vibrations in the house.

*fingers crossed D'oh Boy doesn't hear it at his apartment, which is closer to the "action."* He had a nearly fatal "experience" with an in-coming round in Shitcanistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

664 Jean, Kwajalein.

PMTR?
Posted by: rhomboid

Yes, and the local talent disappointed

Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2017 08:15 PM (zZb/S)

665 23 years, sorry. Something about AoSHQ that makes everyone math illiterate.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:15 PM (J8/9G)

666 Lucy isn't in their class, I'm afraid.



Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 13, 2017 08:13 PM (J8/9G)
=======================

I don't buy that for a minute.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (dFi94)

667 636>>> you sir, are a poet. Nothing like a .50 or a GAU2B accompanied by the sound of rotorblades beating the air.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (6z9sL)

668 Her initials are "SS".

Just sayin'..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (7LFd6)


Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

669 654 "So the Borzoi is a return?"

Yeah. As I said, the last Borzoi to win the Hound Group before Lucy in 2016 was Ivy Rose in 1993.

----------

A Borzoi won in 2016? Russia hacked the dog show too!

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (7qAYi)

670 604 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:01 PM (PY9jH)
============================


Yeah, I've never been a fan of those retractable leashes. They don't provide any control.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)



I like them. But you've got to have some sense. I don't use them when I bring my dogs to the vet. And if I lived in a busier place I probably wouldn't use them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (z/Ubi)

671 If you watch Moneyball with no knowledge of baseball history, you'd think the A's won so many games purely because of Scott Hatteberg. Nary a mention of MVP Miguel Tejada or Big 3 pitchers Zito, Mulder and Hudson.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:16 PM (OuELg)

672 A version of "I heard the actual brownshirts marching by our house in torchlight processions, in the actual Nazi Germany. This is NOT anything like Nazi Germany! Stop it!" (my paraphrase, but close)


Hilarious, and sad.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:00 PM (QDnY+)


Yeah no kidding. I got a fucked up story.
My grandmother was born here, but went back to Italy when she was 1 year old, and then came back to the US in 1938 because she had 2 kids and saw what the hell was going on.

years later I was visiting my grandmother when I was probably 7or 8 years old and when I walked in I see my grandmother sitting at the kitchen table, but she looked a little different. I notice on her arm there was writing of some kind and I joked and said something like grandma you drew on your arm. Just at that moment my grandmother comes walking in the room and I did a double take like wtf.

It turns out my grandmother had a twin, which being so young I had no clue, and this twin still lived in Italy and was here visiting. This twin didn't come over with my grandmother in '38, so she stayed and rode out the war.

Later in life I was told the writing on her arm was a gift from the germans. Seems the family had made a slight pain in the ass of themselves and ended up in a camp somewhere in Italy. When the Nazis were coming around looking for conscripts one of my great aunts walked up to one of the germans and said "you toucha my brother and I killa you".

How they didn't end up dead is beyond me.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (aMlLZ)

673 Beautiful dog.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (dFi94)

674 Hope d'boy does not get bothered by that, Jane.


One of the nice things at the Camp Pendleton golf course (beside the low price, the great setting, and the occasional rattlesnake on the course) is the crump of artillery at the ranges nearby.


At least to certain deranged personalities like my own.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (QDnY+)

675 For anyone who is seriously interested in such stuff, go to Amazon and grab a copy of Rex Applegate's 'Kill Or Get Killed.' The first half is a distilled version of the training program we put our guys through in WW2, and is worth the money for that. No sheepdog tacticool BS -- just how to train your body to react under fire.

The second half was written in the Fifties and details the rise of the 'ideologically inspired' mob, which at that point was a new and worrying development in both Americas. Read it and you will be staggered at the descriptions of the financing, the organization, the agitprop, the aim of seizing control of public spaces and marginalizing the police, of terrorizing anyone who objects and manipulating events to generate martyrs for the cause. Of constantly escalating the level of violence, of the view towards destabilizing civic life, of capitalizing on any overreaction by the authorities, and of the constant importance of ideological indoctrination. Read it. It's all there. You'll recognize it instantly.

OWS, BLM, Antifa, etc. may not be trained or financed by the KGB any more. But they are trained and led and financed by the people who were.

Posted by: Phil Ossiferz Srone at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (TlVL7)

676 I really liked Moneyball and Blindside. I also liked "Ides of March" but I'm still baffled why Clooney would play that character.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (BJhZN)

677 Movie with no chicks?

Dark Star.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2017 08:11 PM (6n332)




Barry: Really? No women, just men. Hmmm..Reggie and I will have to check it out. We just looooove all male movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (auHtY)

678 My husband is putting down a wood floor upstairs. He's cutting wood and using the air nail gun. My pit is about to have a nervous breakdown. He's such a big ole baby. Keeps walking right next to my legs and followed me into the bathroom .....he's so scared.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

679
At least they were reasonably attractive.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 08:14 PM (pY+s4)

+++

Yes they are. It is going to become so commonplace that we won't even blink an eye - until the next debut rears its head.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (Ivjge)

680 that Borzoi is a nice looking dog

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2017 08:18 PM (c6/9Q)

681 Okay people next one to watch for is the greyhound.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (dFi94)

682 Man, every day I'm happier I gave up Twitter. Seeing such idiocy as Silverman's every day would shoot my blood pressure up.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (VgU0q)

683 One of the nice things at the Camp Pendleton golf course (beside the low price, the great setting, and the occasional rattlesnake on the course) is the crump of artillery at the ranges nearby.

...as long as it's not immediately followed by a very faint "Fore!"

Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2017 08:19 PM (TXZ1v)

684 Nood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

685 Jean, cool. Not about the talent (though I wouldn't expect much from Micronesia).


But did you ever get to see incoming?


I've only seen photos and videos and talked to people who did ..... but it's something I've always wanted to see.


I have seen "outgoing" from Vandenberg, but the other end of the arc would be something.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (QDnY+)

686 (Wasn't there a story about a month ago about Jewish guy who thought his plumber was a Nazi?)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)


Oh gosh, no. Not sure he was a Nazi.

Sure he had had a southern accent and was insufficiently existentially terrified about Trump being elected. Can you imagine? brb, clutching my pearls and retiring to the fainting couch.

http://freebeacon.com/politics/thinkprogress-senior-editor-is-scared-of-his-plumber/

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2017 08:20 PM (8nWyX)

687
My husband is putting down a wood floor upstairs. He's cutting wood and
using the air nail gun. My pit is about to have a nervous breakdown.
He's such a big ole baby. Keeps walking right next to my legs and
followed me into the bathroom .....he's so scared.


Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)


When your husband is finished, would you loan him to me?

Son's pit mix is a little sweetie. She was chilling on the screened porch yesterday afternoon, and my husband was blowing off the deck. She came whimpering in the house and squeezed herself up to our son. Such a baby! Thankfully, the two cats no longer stalk her and they've made friends. Sort of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

688 Another part of Moneyball that bugged me - Art Howe is portrayed as a buffoon clinging to antiquated notions of baseball talent because he prefers the traditional power project Carlos Pena to the versatile Hatteberg, who was better at getting on base. And sure, Hatteberg was a very nice piece for the 02 A's.

But Pena hit 286 HRs in his MLB career, almost none for the A's who gave up on him. In other words, the grizzled veteran with his disdain for fancy new metrics and his ossified notions of how to build a team...ended up being right!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 13, 2017 08:23 PM (OuELg)

689 Re: dog leashes. I have made a few, as a sort of experiment, and find they bring quite a bit of money. Not as much fun as braiding up riding crops for yoga-pants moms who need them for date-night, but every bit as profitable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2017 08:24 PM (oNYzy)

690 679: Yes they are. It is going to become so commonplace that we won't even blink an eye - until the next debut rears its head.


Like removing those pesky age limits for consent?

Polyomory?

Brave New World, Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2017 08:24 PM (pY+s4)

691 I saw "Lawrence" at the RKO Orpheum theater in Davenport, Iowa, as grand a movie house as could be found back in the day in small town USA. It was restored and lives on as a live music venue, now called the Adler theatre. Adlertheatre.com if you want to see the Art Deco interior.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (WrMht)

692 When your husband is finished, would you loan him to me?

Son's
pit mix is a little sweetie. She was chilling on the screened porch
yesterday afternoon, and my husband was blowing off the deck. She came
whimpering in the house and squeezed herself up to our son. Such a baby!
Thankfully, the two cats no longer stalk her and they've made friends.
Sort of.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

They really are babies.

It seems he's never finished, Jane...always onto the next project. He's completely redone one bathroom upstairs and has one to go. He's on bedroom 1 with the flooring, has 2 more and a large hallway area to go.
The poor dog will need therapy before this is finished.

But the Yorkie? He follows me right upstairs...No fear....At all. The Lab/hound mix is meh about it all.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (Enq6K)

693 Paranoia will destroya

But if you are a leftist fanatic, hopefully it destroys ya' before you destroy any normal people.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (RWmbm)

694 Yes, I get the daily airshow, all the rotary wings from New River. Ospreys, Shitters, Snakes and Hueys, but my house is right outside the Verona Training area, so the LAV's were shooting the 25 mm guns and the M 240s.

Such a calming atmosphere.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 13, 2017 08:27 PM (7N6ox)

695 693' huge Kinks fan

Posted by: The Little Toaster at February 13, 2017 08:29 PM (M3DRt)

696 692 When your husband is finished, would you loan him to me?

Son's
pit mix is a little sweetie. She was chilling on the screened porch
yesterday afternoon, and my husband was blowing off the deck. She came
whimpering in the house and squeezed herself up to our son. Such a baby!
Thankfully, the two cats no longer stalk her and they've made friends.
Sort of.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

They really are babies.

It seems he's never finished, Jane...always onto the next project. He's completely redone one bathroom upstairs and has one to go. He's on bedroom 1 with the flooring, has 2 more and a large hallway area to go.
The poor dog will need therapy before this is finished.

But the Yorkie? He follows me right upstairs...No fear....At all. The Lab/hound mix is meh about it all.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:26 PM (Enq6K)



My puppy is a pit mix. And she is also the biggest chicken I have ever seen. Afraid of everyone. But she can bark so ferociously at a distance on her leash. Such a difference from my beagle who has yet to see a person he doesn't want to be best friends with.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (z/Ubi)

697 Sara Silverman yeah, I'd hit that. But you'll notice I waited to be Willowed before admitting that.

Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (tLtD3)

698 292 Saving Private Ryan...except at the end.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2017 07:11 PM (4ErVI)


In the beginning. He has a hawt granddaughter with pokies.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2017 08:35 PM (vBER8)

699 My puppy is a pit mix. And she is also the biggest
chicken I have ever seen. Afraid of everyone. But she can bark so
ferociously at a distance on her leash. Such a difference from my
beagle who has yet to see a person he doesn't want to be best friends
with.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2017 08:31 PM (z/Ubi)

Same here. Scary bark and if you saw mine walking up too you you'd poop your pants....all black except a white cross on his chest. Not an ounce of fat on him. But he just wants to know if you'll throw the ball for him to get.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2017 08:36 PM (Enq6K)

700 556 One time I was walking in the woods and found some sticks laying on the ground in the shape of a swastika. I knew there had to be Nazis about so I burned the woods down.

Posted by: Sara Silverfish at February 13, 2017 07:53 PM (BO/km


How long before we see a story in the Enquirer about a Mexican woman finding an image of Donald Trump in a tortilla?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2017 08:42 PM (vBER8)

701 OWS, BLM, Antifa, etc. may not be trained or financed by the KGB any more. But they are trained and led and financed by the people who were.

A recent story on Soros mentioned how odd it was he was able to escape Soviet-occupied territories so easily.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2017 09:39 PM (fVubI)

702 632,
"487---Yeah, Brad Pitt is an underrated actor, IMHO. Does that make me gay?

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v "

I liked him in "Snatch," "Kalifornia," and "Meet Joe Black."

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 13, 2017 10:39 PM (d3wbb)

703 Zulu. Aside from the Zulu women yall forgot the blond preachers daughter. Classic ripped bodice.
Rear rank fire!

Posted by: NZFrank at February 13, 2017 11:00 PM (FXQNk)

704 I offer two terms: Nazianity and lion-whistling.

Nazianity is in the line of Vox Day's term Holocaustianity. It's the practice of a paranoid delusion as cynical hustle.

Lion-whistling is taking false credit for temporal succession. You whistled and then there weren't any lions. Your whistling kept the lions away! Except no, oceans and cages did that.

So right now the left is practicing Nazianity like crazy, and later when Trump fails to reveal a secret identity of Clown Hitler and has actually been pretty reasonable, they'll gracefully pivot to lion-whistling that it was their violence and slander that kept him in check.

Posted by: SciVo at February 14, 2017 05:33 AM (PlJlM)

705 Flynn has resigned...

Posted by: Toni Garcia at February 14, 2017 05:54 AM (IOntn)

706 Me thinks she might be under the surveillance of the "Blue Oyster Cult." Live in fear Ms. Silverman....

Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at February 14, 2017 10:34 AM (lwb//)

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