Caterwauling Maniac Who Shrieked at Gavin McInnes at NYU Turns Out To Be... A Professor of Lobster Porn


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Here are some of her recent installations, and I use that word with greatest trepidation. olo and 2-Person Exhibitions 2016 Freight and Volume Gallery, "Ghost Bitch U.S.A." 2015 Arts and Leisure Gallery, "Sausage Party Bride," catalog available. 2014 Slag Gallery, NYC, "Surf and Turf," a 2-person exhibition with Julia Oldham. 2013 Freight and Volume Gallery, NYC, "Masshole Love." 2012 Airplane Gallery, NYC, "Lobsta Porn Theater." Ghost Bitch USA is a puerile collection of no talent or taste which features a "ghost bitch" shearing the penis off of a Donald Trump figure. Google it. Or don't. Better "don't," I think. But really, she's quite talentless and you don't have to worry about shock value because it just looks like a retarded six year old took random pictures of a psychopath's dreams. I'm sure you will be very surprised to learn that she looks like this. And like this. You can take a look at part of her lobster porn show, too. This is from a scene titled, "A Very Homely Girl's Desperate Plea for Any Kind of Attention, Good or Bad." Basically, she's the girl you push forcefully out of the way to get a chance to chat up that smokin' hot Lena Dunham looker. Whoa! What a smokeshow that little one is. Why no, she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace. Why do you ask? Posted by: Ace at 04:35 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 Newd. Posted by: Golfman at February 06, 2017 04:36 PM (48QDY) 2 Don't rag on how I make my living, man. Posted by: Rock-hard Lobster at February 06, 2017 04:37 PM (31za3) 3 top ten! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:37 PM (8iiMU) 4 Why no, she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace It's overrated. Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2017 04:38 PM (DMUuz) 5 sausage Party Bride?!?? WTF?? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8iiMU) 6 Lobster porn.This is a thing?I mean,if it was Japan.... Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2017 04:38 PM (r/0kC) 7 I'm sure you will be very surprised to learn that she looks like this. Eye bleach stat! Should have more of a warning..... Posted by: deplorable donna at February 06, 2017 04:38 PM (O2RFr) 8 As awful as the art appears, I'm actually more appalled by the font choices. Posted by: Old Stevie at February 06, 2017 04:39 PM (YBUIU) 9 Is she advertising something with that lipstick color? Posted by: Bosk at February 06, 2017 04:39 PM (n2K+4) 10 Cyril Figgis is real???? Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 04:39 PM (8J/Te) 11 Lobster porn.This is a thing?I mean,if it was Japan.... Posted by: steevy Don't be silly, lobsters don't have tentacles. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 04:40 PM (31za3) 12 Ace, I think you forgot the link for the PJMedia quote. https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/02/05/ unhinged-nyu-professor-whose-hissy-fit-went- viral-turns-out-to-be-lobster-porn-artist/ Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2017 04:40 PM (R+30W) 13 But really, she's quite talentless and you don't have to worry about shock value because it just looks like a retarded six year old took random pictures of a psychopath's dreams. So ... National Endowment for the Arts grant shoe in. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:40 PM (QQ+il) 14 Um, could someone explain this "lobster porn" thing to me ....very, very gently? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2017 04:40 PM (Nox3c) 15 hungahh, ungh. ghug Posted by: Gutteral Hitler at February 06, 2017 04:40 PM (toH8T) 16 I've had a number of discussions with liberal political activists about homelessness and the mentally ill. Almost to a man/woman/xer they are terrified that Republicans will involuntarily commit them to a mental asylum. Note that are NOT terrified that they will be committed because of their politics, but instead because they recognize that by "traditional" standards they aren't sane. Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (X7E8f) 17 She's not a slim girl. One might even call her carapacious. Posted by: pep at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (LAe3v) 18 I didn't know there was a "Slutist Magazine" Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (8iiMU) 19 10 Cyril Figgis is real???? Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 04:39 PM (8J/Te) Hey man, what's that supposed to mean? Posted by: Chet Manley at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (sK2fh) 20 I've eaten crabs before. Posted by: BillJeff Clinton at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (ymRuQ) 21 Its clear that woman is mentally unstable, at many levels. She kept shrieking that she's a professor as if they must thereby be compelled to obey her. I'M A PROFESSOR!!!!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+) 22 Liberal SJW have reached the nadir of insanity now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (mpXpK) 23 Showing Spicer on FBN Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:41 PM (8iiMU) 24 I feel centered. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 04:42 PM (31za3) 25 Our special ABC investigative reporting team can now confirm that Rebecca Goyette is a Tea Party member. Posted by: Brian Ross at February 06, 2017 04:42 PM (77i7V) 26 "I'm sure you will be very surprised to learn that she looks like this." Speaking of things that can't be unseen..... Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Enq6K) 27 Ace of Spades HQ - come for the hard-hitting political analysis, stay for the lobster porn. The things I learn here. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (sBOL1) 28 dirty shell crustaceslut gets it right between the plates HOTTT antenna licking Must See Mandible Buttering on Penis First Time Carrying Egg - Two Under Tail eggwash.avi Leather segment bands and claw clamps - too hot 4TV?! Posted by: xlobster at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (eXSOZ) 29 How did we all wind up in the middle? Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (9iR5/) 30 This is hate! These are fing aoles". Self-awareness is not this creature's strong suit. Posted by: pep at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (LAe3v) 31 Why no, she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace. Why do you ask? Ha! She's a dude. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il) 32 A bit middle of the road I'd say. Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (X+nFp) 33 Yes, yes. Wherever there is an unmatched tag, I will be there... Posted by: Lobster Barrel at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (10LGw) 34 This is a uniquely middle-of-the-road place. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (TppKb) 35 Almost to a man/woman/xer they are terrified that Republicans will involuntarily commit them to a mental asylum. ==== Yes, please. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (toH8T) 36 OMG, I looked at the pics in the link...why did I do it..honestly feel quite sick right now. Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu) 37 29 How did we all wind up in the middle? Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (9iR5/) ==================== It's what happens when the Overton Window gets moved enough to the right. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (EvBgT) 38 I like Jessica Biel. I'd rather google pictures of her. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (0wojp) 39 Ha! She's a dude. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il) --- Pat has fallen so, so low... Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (CRotO) 40 So....anyone ever see good performance art? I don;t live in a sophisticated big city like NYC, but it seems like every "performance art" installation I've heard about is utter crap - knitting with yarn shoved up her hooha, lobster porn, spirit cooking, sleeping in a clear box, and on and on. Seems to me that: Performance art = getting paid to do weird stuff by calling it art, all while avoiding a real job that requires real skills Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (NOIQH) 41 Someone forgot to render his black diamonds unto Pixy. Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (3Vlkn) 42 Why the hell would anyone be sexually aroused by lobsters? I mean... they don't have tentacles! Posted by: RKae at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (vb1vc) 43 Shelvey has learned how to use his level, I see. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (sBOL1) 44 Almost to a man/woman/xer they are terrified that Republicans will involuntarily commit them to a mental asylum. They're afraid that the Republicans will do to them what they want to do to us. Its what they'd do with power, and its all they understand. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+) 45 Pardon Our Progress Posted by: Central Planning at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (toH8T) 46 Ace warned us not to click on those links. But did we listen? Nooooooo Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (9iR5/) 47 Not art. More of a shart. Posted by: Lobsturd at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (bc2Lc) 48 In before someone in the comments attempts to correct the centering themselves! Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (z/Ubi) 49 I'm gonna guess she's Jake Tapper's nanny and loves taking the kids to Comet Ping Pong for pizza too. And way too many folks on my side of the aisle still think this rioting crap will help win elections, and shout down reasonable people who try to tell them otherwise. Posted by: Bernette at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (S6rOh) 50 Look, don't blame us. We don't sleep with it, we cook it. Posted by: The Folks at Red Lobster at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (LAe3v) 51 Good lord this post is a hot mess of formatting issues. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (KkMqe) 52 'Secretly a lobster' giant prawn fetish HUSK shedding video XxX Crab caking with Shelley Shell soft pedipalps.wmv Posted by: xlobster at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (eXSOZ) 53 Performance art is what people without sufficient sanity or talent to function in the real world do to get attention and praise from similarly untalented, insane people. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+) 54 This seems to be a very centered thread. Posted by: It's me at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (EwGtF) 55 Clearly she is mentally ill, right? Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (a0IVu) 56 Stuck in the middle with you... Posted by: Dinah at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (46UXb) 57 In this crazy, topsy-turvy world, it's tough to get yourself centered. That's why I come to this site. Posted by: RKae at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (vb1vc) 58 I feel off-balance. Either because I looked at the goofy lobster-skank, or the 'centering'...I don't know which.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (8iiMU) 59 The only good thing about most performance art is that it disappears when the act is over. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il) 60 56 Stuck in the middle with you... Posted by: Dinah at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (46UXb) Shims to the left of me, Lobsters to the right, here I am.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (sK2fh) 61 I could've gone the rest of my miserable life without knowing this even existed... Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (/3yVc) 62 51 Good lord this post is a hot mess of formatting issues. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:45 PM (KkMqe) LEAVE SHELVEY ALONE!!!!!! Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K) 63 I'm suddenly as scared of lobsters as Woody Allen was in "Annie Hall." Posted by: RKae at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (vb1vc) 64 I like Jessica Biel. I'd rather google pictures of her. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Might want to reign that in. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (4YGWz) 65 I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il) 66 And yet, I no problem at all believing she was a professor at NYU. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (/tuJf) 67 Clowns to the left of me, lobsters to the right...Here I am, stuck in the middle of you. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (9iR5/) 68 Baby... You've turned my Thermidor up to eleven. Posted by: Nigel Halfshell at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (pMGkg) 69 Geez, size isn't everything, you know. Posted by: Crayfish at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (LAe3v) 70 slams into the left side of the blog Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (10LGw) 71 From what I've seen, she puts on a lobster costume, lies on the beach and gives the camera a "come hither" look. Shudder. Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (yOqwj) 72 Lobster porn goes well with a steamed clam. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (xpfRn) 73 The face of the post-Hillary Clinton democrat party. Too soon to predict the mid-terms? Because I really want to predict the mid-terms. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (ZFUt7) 74 This is actually who most of them are-- perpetual losers taking refuge in academia but unqualified to do much better than barista. Hiding as a political 'activist' makes them feel important and justifies not achieving anything further in life. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc) 75 goofy lobster-skank Heh. Only in today's world does this phrase make any sense at all. Stick a fork in us. We're done. Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (X+nFp) 76 I would probably hit that chick in the center background. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il) 77 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Posted by: Bernette at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (S6rOh) 78 Zen complete. I feel very centered. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (b0NwW) 79 I'm not sure if beauty / hotness fit on a Bell curve, but she's evidence that it does. For every Upton or Beckinsale on one end of the scale, then this is what you get four standard deviations from the mean on the other side. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (SIY7D) 80 And yeah, she's a pig. No wait, pigs make bacon and are therefore useful. She's pig vomit. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (0wojp) 81 124 illegal aliens released back into the U.S. by DHS went on to commit murder. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/14/124-illegal-immigrants-released-by-dhs-later-charg/ But remember, illegal immigration doesn't hurt anybody! Also, illegal immigrants are not rapists and murderers and drug smugglers, they're all class valedictorians and neuro-surgeons in the making! Only hateful raaaaaacists would want to keep them out of the U.S.! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (riF5p) 82 If it wasn't for Trump, and this goddam war, I wouldn't be out here screaming like a fucking lunatic!!! Posted by: Professor Lobster Porn at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (qJhUV) 83 Lobster porn goes well with a steamed clam. Posted by: GnuBreed She performs with Gwyneth Paltrow? Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (8ikIW) 84 From what I've seen, she puts on a lobster costume, lies on the beach and gives the camera a "come hither" look. The lobster costume is so passers-by don't try to push her back out to sea. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (oVJmc) 85 LEAVE SHELVEY ALONE!!!!!! Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K) Sorry, my aesthetic sense feels like it got mugged by this post. I had to do something about it. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (KkMqe) 86 The crazy just kind of seeps out of her pictures. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Man in the High Dudgeon! at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (hLRSq) 87 Well fck. Thanks a lot Ace. I'll never be able to order the AYCE Lobsterfest at Red Lobster again. Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (irfmN) 88 71 From what I've seen, she puts on a lobster costume, lies on the beach and gives the camera a "come hither" look. Shudder. Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (yOqwj) There was that other one too w/ a man behind her on a fishing boat? I was getting too nauseous to look closely.. Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (a0IVu) 89 OUT OF WATER II - sand-tracks shrimpsluts Sandvein Nibbling Amateurs Fluke-brushing how-to?! MUDDD - big breasted cray women Excreta in Slow Motion Two gills, one carp Posted by: xlobster at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (eXSOZ) 90 The best part is that she, like that witch prof. at Mizzou, is yelling for someone else to do the punching. Being in lobster porn you'd think she could provide her own mussel Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (NOIQH) 91 I was getting too nauseous to look closely.. Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (a0IVu) ------------ You mean you actually looked? You are far braver than I. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (sBOL1) 92 Fat, unnatural hair color, deliberately ugly glasses. It's like a uniform. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (oVJmc) 93 >>I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. You're thinking of Zhora from Blade Runner. Snake was fake. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (/tuJf) 94 And yet, I no problem at all believing she was a professor. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (/tuJf) FIFY Posted by: all doubt removed at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (Z+wR7) 95 A cow that does lobster pron? Surf n Turf. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (toH8T) 96 We've been center punched by Shelvey. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (xpfRn) 97 I don't want to know how lobsters and porn intersect. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (DbvkM) 98 Marlin Brandade: "Where's da butta!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (UBQ2A) 99 You better put some butter on that. Posted by: Bent Bill Clinton at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (CFAp3) 100 I like Jessica Biel. I'd rather google pictures of her. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Might want to reign that in. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2017 04:46 PM (4YGWz) Aww. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (0wojp) 101 So, you could legitimately call her cray-cray? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH) 102 Also, illegal immigrants are not rapists and murderers and drug smugglers, they're all class valedictorians and neuro-surgeons in the making! Only hateful raaaaaacists would want to keep them out of the U.S.! Posted by: TrivialPursuer You mean they aren't all Moms traveling with adorable young daughters? Posted by: pep at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v) 103 Mmmmmmmm, butter Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (Ox9YK) 104 That's not Kosher. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (IXwis) 105 We get it, your ugly and boys treated to badly in school. Now we all have to suffer as you vomit your psychosis upon the world and call it art. Posted by: Drew in MO at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (cGlgB) 106 I do recommend watching a few minutes of that video, its pretty repetitious so you don't need more than a few moments. She's demented, but her complaint seems to be this: Milo et al are monsters, Nazis, and filth who should be eradicated in some sort of final solution and not be allowed to speak. The fact that anyone at all shows up to support them is not an act of free speech, diversity, or tolerance, but an act of total evil. This act is made particularly horrendous because it forces students to have to come out and reluctantly, against their will, protest this evil when they should be learning about Lobster Porn and memorizing pronouns. So she came out heroically as a professor to save the students from this job by screaming at the guys to make them go away. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+) 107 It's Iraq, Iraq lobster. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (6Ll1u) 108 She's more of a womynatee. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc) 109 Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2017 04:44 PM (z/Ubi) ------------ Hey. I got an email from a friend last night - looking for a backchannel contact to you. I am not allowed to speak his name here without getting hammered, but he's an elder God with tentacles for a beard... If you care, and want me to fwd anything to him, I'm at f tucker fish at gee maily Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (/3yVc) 110 91: You mean you actually looked? You are far braver than I. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (sBOL1) I did. Why did I do it...wails loudly Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IVu) 111 Seriously, does this goofy lobster-skank actually make a living from this? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (8iiMU) 112 Have you ever heard the sounds that a lobster makes when you drop it into the pot of boiling water? I think that Ace's link at the top of the story features such a .wav file. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (v5iqM) 113 >>Fat, unnatural hair color, deliberately ugly glasses. It's like a uniform. It is a uniform - totes intentional aposemetism: http://theothermccain.com/2016/06/02/the-deliberate-ugliness-of-feminism/ Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (NOIQH) 114 The Patriot Plane landed in Boston Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (sRFAL) 115 So that's what they mean by Roe vs. Weight. But she is a hot tomale. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (UBQ2A) 116 You're thinking of Zhora from Blade Runner. Snake was fake. Actually, I was being serious. She also did the fire spitting thing. Hell of an 19th birthday it was. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (QQ+il) 117 Pr0n about prawns? Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (9krrF) 118 It is interesting to me how easily lying comes to these people. This wench, claiming to be a faculty member; the nasty old woman on the flight right after the inauguration, claiming in the same conversation that her husband's mother was dying, then that she was dead. How do you ever reason with people like this? Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (aA2hG) 119 I hope these nutballs continue with their tantrums. 2018 is coming. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 06, 2017 04:51 PM (97XyN) 120 My album 'A White Sports Coat and a Pink Crustacean' should have included my song 'Lobster Porn.' Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (bc2Lc) 121 Halli butt shrimp fish vore XXX snail eating kink Barely mature light-color shell hotties BIGG EGG DUCTS IV Posted by: xlobster at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (eXSOZ) 122 I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. Posted by: Grump928(c) Yeah, I'd mention Salma Hayek and her snake in 'Dusk till Dawn' but comments stop for the next seven minutes, forty five seconds. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (ZFUt7) 123 111 Seriously, does this goofy lobster-skank actually make a living from this? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (8iiMU) From you, via the National Endowment for the Arts. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (UBQ2A) 124 Eh. I've seen worse. Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (9krrF) 125 I am not interested in looking at the links but I figured it was actual lobsters put in various Kama Sutra positions. Not her in a costume, which is a truly terrifying thought. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+) 126 Where's your rubber bands fellas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJ2gFSwPMc Drugs in the water. Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (8J/Te) 127 93 >>I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. You're thinking of Zhora from Blade Runner. Snake was fake. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (/tuJf) ++++ Per the story, it was an artificial snake. In reality the snake was real, a pet owned by Joanna Cassidy, the actress who played Zhora. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (R+30W) 128 Also, illegal immigrants are not rapists and murderers and drug smugglers, they're all class valedictorians and neuro-surgeons in the making! Only hateful raaaaaacists would want to keep them out of the U.S.! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM (riF5p) Even if they WERE all valedictorians and neurosurgeons, I STILL would say throw up the damned wall and dial in the .50 cals. If you're not allowed in, you're not allowed in. Some wierdo with a PhD and no criminal record breaks into my house, sits in my chair and starts watching my TV, yeah... I ain't gonna ask you how your day is going when i get home, brother. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (sK2fh) 129 Roe vs Wade? Are we deciding how to trout fish? Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (irfmN) 130 Also, illegal immigrants are not rapists and murderers and drug smugglers, they're all class valedictorians and neuro-surgeons in the making! Only hateful raaaaaacists would want to keep them out of the U.S.! So Mexico and the ME are full up and don't need any more of them?? Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (b0NwW) 131 "Crustacean nationalists!" - - E. Litella Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (UBQ2A) 132 Between this broad and ms. paltrow, I believe there must be a conspiracy to end consumption of shellfish. Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (044Fx) 133 Yeah, I'd mention Salma Hayek and her snake in 'Dusk till Dawn' but comments stop for the next seven minutes, forty five seconds. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 04:52 PM (ZFUt7) Ohhhhh, yes. I'll be in my bunk for the next....um, eight minutes. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (0wojp) 134 I did. Why did I do it...wails loudly Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IVu) ------------- There, there, honey. Have some chocolate. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (sBOL1) 135 This is so awful I may accuse her of sexual molluskation. Posted by: pep at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (LAe3v) 136 Motion in the ocean His air hose broke Lots of trouble Lots of bubble He was in a jam S'in a giant clam Rock rock Rock lobster Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (kk1fo) 137 No B-52s joke yet? Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 04:53 PM (/3yVc) 138 Are we sure we can blame this one on the XX chromosome people? 'cause I'd say XY in a wig. Posted by: moviegique at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (7zeA4) 139 Really, the bizarre lengths these people go to get titillated tells me more about their empty and jaded characters than anything else. Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (Ivjge) 140 On the digital scale, goofy lobster-skank is a zero. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (8iiMU) 141 And...let us note...that would be perfectly cromulent in that community at this time. Posted by: moviegique at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (7zeA4) 142 Jonah (Goldberg) and the Whale, er, Lobster. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (UBQ2A) 143 Apparently, lobsters have two penises ... Females Lobsters mate during the soft-shell phase after molting. The courtship process is a little odd. Before molting, the female approaches a male's den and stands outside, releasing her scent in a stream of urine. When he emerges from his den, the two spar briefly, then the female places her claws on his head to let him know she is ready to molt and mate. They enter his bachelor pad, and she languidly strips off her shell. He tenderly turns her limp, yielding body over onto her back with his legs and his mouth. The male, still hard-shelled and passionate, passes his sperm into her body with a pair of rigid and grooved swimmerets, small appendages normally used for swimming. Afterward, she sinks into the soft warmth of the ocean bed and stays in the safety of his den for about a week. When her new shell is hard again, she calls a cab and goes home. Posted by: undocumented illegal wonk at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (e8kgV) 144 'If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.' Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (IXwis) 145 Here are some of her recent installations, and I use that word with greatest trepidation. This woman is not right in the head. She needs therapy. Well, actually, she needs Christ. But since she probably won't go for that, some sort of therapy is probably best. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (KkMqe) 146 Pincer? I barely even know 'er! Posted by: ace at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN) 147 Lobster porn hand jobs must be pretty bloody. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (gdnq1) 148 143 she calls a cab and goes home. Posted by: undocumented illegal wonk at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (e8kgV) She calls a CRAB. So close, dude. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (UBQ2A) 149 B52s hardest hit... Posted by: The Lobster Hat at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (OzJeO) 150 Furries wear cute, fuzzy mammal costumes to have sex - what is it called when you dress as shellfish? Shrimpies? Steamers? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (NOIQH) 151 Love lobster porn with lots and lots of butter. Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (nQHw/) 152 POT SCREAMING RED SEVEN multileg joint-cracking Keratina - Hot Shrimp shrimp (softshell disabled) Claw Fondling hot twisting dirty eggtion Pleopod nibble fetish Posted by: xlobster at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (eXSOZ) 153 >>>I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. Raven de la Croix? But she wasn't Brazilian (this was the '80s), just neatly trimmed. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (jexdk) 154 she looks like when she takes a shit the shit says "Thank God I'm finally free" Posted by: ace at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN) 155 Lobster porn hand jobs must be pretty bloody. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (gdnq1) ya gotta suffer to sing the blues Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (sRFAL) 156 93 >>I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. You're thinking of Zhora from Blade Runner. Snake was fake. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:49 PM (/tuJf) *** Vatch her take ze pleasures from ze Serpent that vonce corrupted man...... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (/33sy) 157 Could only take 40 seconds of her screeching. Thought the guy standing next to her, checking his phone during her tirade was pretty funny, tho. Totally unfazed. Posted by: Joanne at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (t+/Ew) 158 And no bearded clam references? Shame. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (UBQ2A) 159 Lobster Porn is the new Piss Christ. Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDeskLivesMatter at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (16mmj) 160 I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. I remember one from Tijuana that performed art with ping pong balls. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (b0NwW) 161 I'll bet she thinks she's making crustaceans great again. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (KkMqe) 162 What the hell . . . I saw Caterwauling Maniacs open for Merle Haggard at Cain's Ballroom in 2007. Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (77i7V) 163 Heh Trump went to McDill and had lunch with some troops. That's the stuff I'd do as president. I'd want to throw out the ball in every ballpark in the USA, visit troops, tour bases, I'd get no work done. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+) 164 I've about halibut with the seafood puns. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (31za3) 165 This creature is obviously a danger to herself and the general public. She needs to be committed...and then thrown into a pot of boiling water until she turns bright red. Posted by: Under Fire at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (ymRuQ) 166 A woman that ugly could be the mayor of Charlotte. http://tinyurl.com/zd5973x Nah, Roberts has a bigger adam's apple Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (aTg6G) 167 Shrimpies? Steamers? So we had Trigglypuff, and we had that thing at Mizzou, and now we've got Commie Crustacean. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 04:57 PM (TppKb) 168 >>>she looks like when she takes a shit the shit says "Thank God I'm finally free" But the shit lies to all the other turds in the sewer that he came out of a better looking ass... Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 04:57 PM (jexdk) 169 This rocket scientist's "Lobstaporn theater" is on the youtube. It's not porn, but it shows that some people are desperate for attention. youtube.com/watch?v=NS31rUM9lt0 Posted by: Darth Randall at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (6n332) 170 Indiana Jones And The Crustaceans Of Doom "Lobsters. Why'd it have to be lobsters?" Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (xpfRn) 171 >>I've about halibut with the seafood puns. Aw, don't get crabby! Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (NOIQH) 172 No performance art is ever good, because if it was they'd just call it "theater". Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (fKWf6) 173 A little melted butter, and you could go right down. Posted by: Huma at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (DMUuz) 174 This creature is obviously a danger to herself and the general public. She needs to be committed...and then thrown into a pot of boiling water until she turns bright red. To paraphrase: I wouldn't eat her with YOUR digestive tract. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (TppKb) 175 Heh heh http://freebeacon.com/politics/nancy-pelosi-says-she-cant-work-with-president-bush/ Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+) 176 I thought chitinous exoskeletons were repressive? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (UBQ2A) 177 undocumented illegal wonk at February 06, 2017 04:54 PM (e8kgV) I need a cigarette. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf) 178 A woman that ugly could be the mayor of Charlotte. http://tinyurl.com/zd5973x --- That...is not a woman. Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (CRotO) 179 Lobster porn is overrated. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (g6yUI) 180 Well...... Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (zLDYs) 181 Heh. Wanna see Talcum X's Super Bowl pick? https://twitter.com/indiesentinel/status/828600002939334657 He deleted the tweet, but not to worry, it has been preserved. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (KkMqe) 182 >> No performance art is ever good, Someone's never been to Tiajuana. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (IXwis) 183 Johnny Ola took me to my first lobster show. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (kk1fo) 184 But what if she identifies as a Professor? Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (Om16U) 185 Put rubber bands around DEM claws,snap the tail off and slather it in Becel for the cat lady.........then pop it in boiling water for an "F" in jr year. Posted by: saf at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (+zN6H) 186 Crustacean pervert sock off. Posted by: Sporkatus at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (eXSOZ) 187 Shrimpers and rice /they're very nice! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+) 188 When her new shell is hard again, she calls a cab and goes home. Too many legs for a slutwalk. Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (8J/Te) 189 At least she didn't expose her big red snapper. Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (yOqwj) 190 181: He deleted the tweet, but not to worry, it has been preserved. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 04:59 PM (KkMqe) Brilliant! The twitter comments were even better. Posted by: IC at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (a0IVu) 191 171 >>I've about halibut with the seafood puns. Aw, don't get crabby! Posted by: Lizzy ----------------- Yeah. There's no reason to carp about it. Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (/3yVc) 192 Akbar with French accent "Mon calamari! It's a clap-trap!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (UBQ2A) 193 >>>Before molting, the female approaches a male's den and stands outside, releasing her scent in a stream of urine. When he emerges from his den, the two spar briefly, then the female places her claws on his head to let him know she is ready to molt and mate. I think I read a crime report like this on the Smoking Gun website.... Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (jexdk) 194 Hey Louie, the man is dry. Posted by: Taffey Lewis at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il) 195 I remember one from Tijuana that performed art with ping pong balls. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM I thought she was from Olongapo? A friend told me about an artiste that could peel a plantain there, as well. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (DMUuz) 196 He deleted the tweet, but not to worry, it has been preserved. Yeah he made sure he got rid of that one. Hilariously he was a HUGE falcons fan.... as of the Superbowl. Before that? Eh. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+) 197 That...is not a woman. Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 06, 2017 04:58 PM (CRotO) No one believes it, but she has two kids. Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (aTg6G) 198 Lizzy, my kids and I are still laughing at that Shields MRI commercial with Brady. Roger that. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (sBOL1) 199 150 Furries wear cute, fuzzy mammal costumes to have sex - what is it called when you dress as shellfish? Shrimpies? Steamers? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 04:55 PM (NOIQH) Crusties! Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (KkMqe) 200 Too many legs for a slutwalk. Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (8J/Te) Slutscuttle? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (sK2fh) 201 194 Hey Louie, the man is dry. Posted by: Taffey Lewis at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il) Hey LADY! - - Jerry Lewis Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (UBQ2A) 202 Yeah. There's no reason to carp about it. Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (/3yVc) Yeah, calm up Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (aTg6G) 203 I had to take a physical media / art class for a grad requirement. My final project was critiqued by the professor as 'feeling contrived'. 'And, on time.', was my response. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (IXwis) 204 200 Too many legs for a slutwalk. Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 05:00 PM (8J/Te) Slutscuttle? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2017 05:01 PM (sK2fh) "Centipede!" - - Rebbeh Jackson, 1985 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (UBQ2A) 205 -- I'm not sure if beauty / hotness fit on a Bell curve, but she's evidence that it does. For every Upton or Beckinsale on one end of the scale, then this is what you get four standard deviations from the mean on the other side. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 04:48 PM --------------- And some people start on one side and swing to the other. (e.g. Kathleen Turner, Tawny Kitaen, Mickey Rourke) They are the clappers of the beauty-bell-curve. Posted by: irright at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg) 206 >>Lizzy, my kids and I are still laughing at that Shields MRI commercial with Brady. Roger that. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (NOIQH) 207 Someone's never been to Tiajuana. It's always good by me. Posted by: The Donkey at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il) 208 Ohhhhh, yes. I'll be in my bunk for the next....um, eight minutes. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards One of the few moments when I appreciate George Cooney, actor, is as Salma displays her assets and finishes he shouts, 'Now that's a f__king show!' His exuberance doesn't seem like acting. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (ZFUt7) 209 I worked with a lobster in Annie Hall. I prefer performing with adopted children. Posted by: Woody Allen at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (bc2Lc) 210 The Ninth Circuit has all the filing in its Trump EO case here: https://tinyurl.com/j2heohq The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (SIY7D) 211 Speaking fetishes, anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons? Humans are F'D up. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (kk1fo) 212 It's always good by me. Posted by: The Donkey at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il) Not so much for me. Posted by: The Chicken at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (aTg6G) 213 Crazy lobster porn lady: Today's Democrat Party Posted by: Chris M at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (eAZVt) 214 >>Heh. Wanna see Talcum X's Super Bowl pick? >>https://twitter.com/indiesentinel/status/828600002939334657 >>He deleted the tweet, but not to worry, it has been preserved. That should go next to Toure's tweet suggesting the Falcons not visit the White House. The internet reminded him that losers don't get a White House invite. Like Hillary. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (/tuJf) 215 She should have been a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il) 216 I'm sure you will be very surprised to learn that she looks like this. *************************** THAT'S A MAN, BABY! Posted by: Austin Powers, Man of Mystery at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (pCUr3) 217 Rock lobsta!!!! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (nQ10o) 218 "Mon calamari! It's a clap-trap!" Clap trap. Now there's a Tijuana donkey show! Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (b0NwW) 219 I can't figure out that no matter how crazy, hideous, and screamingly unpleasant a leftist is, they always have kids and a family and I am alone at 51. We live in a truly unjust world Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+) 220 She dances the pole at Red Lobster. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc) 221 My final project was critiqued by the professor as 'feeling contrived'. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:02 PM I could tutor you on spontaneity ... Posted by: Yoko at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (DMUuz) 222 ...and Grump chimes in to make us all a little classier. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:05 PM (IXwis) 223 This is why we can't defund the NEA. We will lose national treasures such as this and fall behind other countries like Kazakhstan and outer Mongolia in the art and culture scene. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2017 05:05 PM (dnWSK) 224 I think there is a place for performance art. For instance, Tucker Carlson interviewing Dom Tullipso was a hoot and a half. http://preview.tinyurl.com/jfdc95e Posted by: Blake at February 06, 2017 05:05 PM (qC1Sy) 225 220 She dances the pole at Red Lobster. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc) Til the waiter, "cracks her" Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:05 PM (aTg6G) 226 Larry the lobster on Spongebob Squarepants is a body builder. Might be a gay porn star in Bikini Bottom. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l) 227 210 The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM (SIY7D) PS: Chobani's founder is hot and horny for sharia law. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (UBQ2A) 228 219 I can't figure out that no matter how crazy, hideous, and screamingly unpleasant a leftist is, they always have kids and a family and I am alone at 51. -- That's because you have standards. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (Om16U) 229 This is what they believe will win back voters, he said as he chortled through his nose. Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (6nSdj) 230 You can't give someone an assignment, a deadline and then tell them their work feels contrived. It's the very definition of contrived. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (IXwis) 231 >>The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Chobani guy is Turkish, from a town not far from Syrian border (IIRC). He and Obama formed a group to encourage CEOs to hire more refugees. It is the Chobani plant in Idaho that helped bring in the refugees whose kids later sexually assaulted that little girl. Oh, and during Obama's years Chobani got a yuge contract to supply greek yogurt for Michelle's healthy lunches. I do not buy Chobani. Ever. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH) 232 I had to steal this from the comments on the article over at the Daily Mail about Trump's Super Bowl prediction: Trump was actually right again, but that pesky goal post popped up like the 9th circuit and blocked the kick.... ....The last PAT would have counted had the game not ended on sudden death Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (TppKb) 233 You mean they aren't all Moms traveling with adorable young daughters? Posted by: pep at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v) ______________________________ You'd never know it if your only source of information was the MSM and the Hollyweird/corporate cabal. As with all things leftist, they only tell one side of the story (and a highly distorted side, at that). In their telling, all illegal aliens are struggling against horrendous odds to make it here, where they only come because they seek freedom from horrible oppression and/or because they desperately want to take some menial, low-paying job that no American would ever be interested in. The truth is that many illegal aliens are vicious criminals (and if you don't believe that, take a tour of some AZ state prisons -- if you dare). Thousands of Americans are killed every year by illegal aliens. And even the so-called "good" illegal aliens consume enormous resources in the U.S., with many of them receiving various forms of taxpayer-funded welfare, at a cost to U.S. taxpayers of many billions of dollars each year. To cite just one example (of far too many), the WaPo (hardly a right-wing source) reported a couple of years ago that the Obama administration was knowingly paying billions each year in Medicare Part D prescription drug benefits to just a few thousand illegal aliens. But you never see tear-jerker Budweiser commercials where an American can't pay for his/her costly prescription drugs, but an illegal alien gets his/her drugs paid for courtesy of the U.S. taxpayers, do you? No, it's all about how illegal aliens are the good guys, and anybody who opposes them is just some hateful, horrible, mean-spirited bigot. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (riF5p) 234 " anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" Wouldn't get off, but I'd laugh my ass off Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (SIY7D) 235 I clicked on the link. I don't get it. I must not "get" art. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (dnWSK) 236 I still giggle like a schoolgirl where I read "Talcum X" - I can't decide if that is funnier than "Stolen Pallor" or not though. Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (/3yVc) 237 I'd hit it Posted by: Mr.Limpet at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE) 238 PS: Chobani's founder is hot and horny for sharia law. Posted by: J.J. Sefton It has it's advantages. Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (31za3) 239 Arrrr! She tasks me! Posted by: The Gorton's Fisherman at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc) 240 The arts are dead. Killed off by far too many idiots like this woman. "Artist" is basically a euphemism for "can't stop masturbating to the person in my mirror." Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (MZcWR) 241 She is a lesbian of a certain age, yes?. i expect then she probably has known a man's warm embrace-just not sustained affection in lasting romantic relationship. And reading Stacy McCain and seeing the pictures of the some of the women whose views he critiques shows that that indeed some crazy male hating feminists can be attractive on the outside-just not inside. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (fDdVG) 242 "lobster porn--I saw things that can't be unseen and believe me, I wish I hadn't." Hold me now. Posted by: SpongeBob Beckel at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (pQR5m) 243 >> You mean they aren't all Moms traveling with adorable young daughters? Without a Colon filled with heroin? ... feels contrived. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (IXwis) 244 I asked this earlier, WTF is with 84 lumber's ad? Don't they sell to small business contractors, aka Trump people? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (aTg6G) 245 anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" Hey, any excuse to check out girl butt is a good one. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (dnWSK) 246 " anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" That sounds very, uh, Japanese. And somehow I bet Japanese girls could make you get off while they pop balloons. No, I'm not off googling now. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:08 PM (TppKb) 247 >>"Artist" is basically a euphemism for "can't stop masturbating to the person in my mirror." And my mom said I would never amount to anything. Hear that mom, I'm an artist! Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (/tuJf) 248 231 >>The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Chobani guy is Turkish, from a town not far from Syrian border (IIRC). He and Obama formed a group to encourage CEOs to hire more refugees. It is the Chobani plant in Idaho that helped bring in the refugees whose kids later sexually assaulted that little girl. Oh, and during Obama's years Chobani got a yuge contract to supply greek yogurt for Michelle's healthy lunches. I do not buy Chobani. Ever. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH) Chobani now on my fuck-you list. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (nQ10o) 249 Are we sure she is not one of the Wachowski brothers? Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (n5VsB) 250 You'll have to dissect my brain to find out what's in it. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D-Dementiaville) at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (97XyN) 251 PS: Chobani's founder is hot and horny for sharia law. Chobani's founder is a fucking muzzie. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (b0NwW) 252 Dude, Dude, Dude looks like a lady! Naw, not really. Dude looks like a dude. Posted by: Steven T. at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (j1Wvr) 253 I asked this earlier, WTF is with 84 lumber's ad? Don't they sell to small business contractors, aka Trump people? They sell to the construction industry, that undercuts wages by employing illegals. Posted by: The Gorton's Fisherman at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (oVJmc) 254 244 I asked this earlier, WTF is with 84 lumber's ad? What's wrong with it? They come in through a big glorious door, exactly the way Trumps wall is supposed to work. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (dnWSK) 255 That's a man, baby! Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 06, 2017 05:09 PM (eKCr/) 256 Is Goyette a Wop name or Frog? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (aTg6G) 257 The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Posted by: Ignoramus Some day, grandchildren on knee, I'll tell them memories of how Democrats used to stand up for American workers. Right before my daughter ships me off to the 'bad' home, with the 'Nightline' van parked out front. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (ZFUt7) 258 " anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" Considering what's out there, that sounds positively quaint and benign. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc) 259 >> I asked this earlier, WTF is with 84 lumber's ad? It should have been a 30 second video of a 250 lb day laborer shitting in a taping compound bucket. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (IXwis) 260 The "tech" company amicus brief is interesting for the 97 companies on it. They're all into using slave labor, including Chobani the yogurt maker Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:03 PM It's 1860 all over again and the same Democrats are still at it. Posted by: Lester at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (8USec) 261 Despite being rule number one, at least one really busy guy is out there sticking it in crazy. anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons? No but there is a really horrific sub genre of naked women crushing small animals. I think it was on an ONT a few years back here. Literally, gerbils, etc, killing them under boards or with shoes. Its really awful. And yes, its Japanese. Given their bizarre legal system its probably legal there too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+) 262 She could slather some mayo on her hoohaw and make a lobster salad. Posted by: Under Fire at February 06, 2017 05:11 PM (ymRuQ) 263 she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace. From the "No thanks" side of the menu. Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2017 05:12 PM (8J/Te) 264 The Left destroys everything that it touches. Art, education, government, media, newspapers, ....every F'n thing. Posted by: john doesky at February 06, 2017 05:12 PM (OpyxE) 265 I am not allowed to speak his name here without getting hammered, but he's an elder God with tentacles for a beard... If you care, and want me to fwd anything to him, I'm at f tucker fish at gee maily Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 04:50 PM (/3yVc) --- Oh. My! Posted by: Lt. Cthulhu at February 06, 2017 05:12 PM (2mC6G) 266 236 I still giggle like a schoolgirl where I read "Talcum X" - Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:07 PM (/3yVc) I know, right? That's why I love stories about that clown, because that means I get to use it. Whoever first thought it up, I love him in a manly way. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (KkMqe) 267 Her inner Vogonaty shows up in her work. Posted by: An Observation at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (LOV+O) 268 It should have been a 30 second video of a 250 lb day laborer shitting in a taping compound bucket. NEA grants are available. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc) 269 Sooo, she went to college to learn how to make porn? Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (BHMfA) 270 Hey, I saw my first pink pussy hat-wearing freak in the grocery store today! She could have been this one's sister. Not kidding. Ugly glasses, sans makeup, and more! Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (fce+O) 271 sigh, more GOP anti-intellectualism. How dare you question dun done dunnnn "a professor" like how trump mocks "judges" Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (yRsqD) 272 I've never eaten Chobani yogurt because every time I'm at the store I go "holy crap that's expensive" and don't buy any. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+) 273 She'd put some baloney up in it for art but s/he's already sporting. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 06, 2017 05:14 PM (j1Wvr) 274 Billing those hours like an associate lawyer: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/BART-janitor-pay-270000-Powell-St-questions-10911932.php Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:14 PM (TppKb) 275 258 " anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" Considering what's out there, that sounds positively quaint and benign. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc) Most definitely but not in a million years would I associate popping balloons with sexual arousal. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:14 PM (kk1fo) 276 Hey, I saw my first pink pussy hat-wearing freak in the grocery store today! Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (fce+O) --------- Are they still wearing those things? I can't believe I haven't seen any around here if so. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (sBOL1) 277 The Committee to get Trump Re-Elected continues to do good work. Posted by: Golfman at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (pJlys) 278 "She could slather some mayo on her hoohaw and make a lobster salad." That's so last year, dude. Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow, Rock Star at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (97XyN) 279 Rebecca Goyette, Cora Segal and Donna Larner now starring in the new version of "Three's Company." Posted by: LaSue at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (CLKfs) 280 Yeah, this is what I mean underneath when I have to tell young enthusiasts "I don't understand The Arts." I know visual-arts types with more skills, more artistic vision, and a lot more ideas -- and I don't hang with the type, live in a "your town's a shithole" drive-by midsize Midwestern city, with only two mid-size universities. And yet and yet, get to the Big City Full O'Talent, and the grants are going to the likes of this. While actors who've done Shakespeare, just as a f'rinstance, wait tables. And there ends (and begins) my lack of Arts understanding. Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (H5rtT) 281 off topic link to a voluntary pet food recall (delete space) https://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/dog-food-recall/ evangers-dog-food-recall-february-2017/ "Evanger's Dog and Cat Food Company, Inc. of Wheeling, Illinois, is voluntarily recalling specific lots of its Hunk of Beef product due to potential contamination with the deadly drug, pentobarbital." Pentobarbital is used in euthanizing animals. Basically despite the company claiming that the food is USDA-approved beef chunks, the only way there could be pentobarbital in the food is if it contains euthanized animals. Thats' so ugghhh. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (Om16U) 282 anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" Considering what's out there, that sounds positively quaint and benign. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc) Sigh. I remember the good old days when men who liked women's feet/shoes was the weirdest thing I knew about. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:16 PM (KkMqe) 283 The enemies list is out http://tinyurl.com/he43g7q Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il) 284 Most definitely but not in a million years would I associate popping balloons with sexual arousal. I bet its cute though, if there's one thing Japanese girls do well, its cute. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:16 PM (39g3+) 285 She's freaking out cause her gravy train is coming to a screeching halt. Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 06, 2017 05:16 PM (BHMfA) 286 Ok, I'm back. Whew, much better. What are we talking about? Miley Cyrus as a stripper? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2017 05:16 PM (0wojp) 287 and yes, sadly, NetFlix is on it. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il) 288 Rebecca Goyette, Cora Segal and Donna Larner now starring in the new version of "Three's Company." I thought they already did a remake of that in the 90s and called it "friends" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:17 PM (39g3+) 289 The Left destroys everything that it touches. Art, education, government, media, newspapers, ....every F'n thing. Posted by: john doesky at February 06, 2017 05:12 PM (OpyxE) It's a plague Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2017 05:17 PM (493sH) 290 The Committee to get Trump Re-Elected continues to do good work. Need some shirts - "Keep shouting, idiots, you'll get the 22nd Amendment repealed for Trump" Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:17 PM (TppKb) 291 "Why no, she's never known the warm comfort of man's embrace. Why do you ask?" Shelvey, you crack me up! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (tHwdc) 292 Basically despite the company claiming that the food is USDA-approved beef chunks, the only way there could be pentobarbital in the food is if it contains euthanized animals. Thats' so ugghhh. Posted by: @votermom @vm So they get their meat from a halal processor? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (31za3) 293 "The enemies list is out " See upthread. The commonality is use of slave labor. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (SIY7D) 294 Feeling a little down? It turns out you can gain even more benefit by dropping the chaps: http://preview.tinyurl.com/gu5559h Lena approved! Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (DMUuz) 295 Holy Shit. Insty must be a lurker. He just posted a post about 84 lumber's ad. Didn't give the HQ a hat tip either, asshole. Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (aTg6G) 296 Apropos nothing, I just lost my texting virginity. Had to share that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:19 PM (tHwdc) 297 Lobsters out here don't have claws, the best you can expect is a 8 foot job. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2017 05:19 PM (6Ll1u) 298 Here's a report on a crime by a group of 5 illegal aliens in Washington State. They grabbed some woman, took her to a rest stop, shot her 13 times in the head, then wrote something on a piece of cardboard and attached it to her back by stabbing through the cardboard with a knife. The report doesn't say what the sign said -- other than that it was written in Spanish. I'm guessing it didn't say: "Thank you so much, America, for allowing us to live in your beautiful country so that we could escape the horrors of our own terribly violent home country." When is Budweiser going to make a commercial about these charming illegal aliens, and their wonderful contributions to our nation? Or are they going to wait a few decades until the murderers get out of prison? http://www.sarahpalin.com/media-silent-5-illegal-aliens-woman-washington/ Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (riF5p) 299 296 Apropos nothing, I just lost my texting virginity. Had to share that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:19 PM (tHwdc) Did it hurt your fingers for just a little bit? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (kk1fo) 300 Shitty college-style self portrait on wall in that first photo of she bitch is so classic! And the dude in the photo with the "I'm here for the strange pussy!" smile on his face! I can't stop laughing! I used to go to this kind of shit when I was younger just to fuck with it. There was an "art piece" with several eggs in egg holders and each had a letter on it. they message read, "One small step for man, one giant step for mankind" and I rearranged the eggs to read, "One small farts mop." She just looks way too old for all that - which makes it so much funnier!!! Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (8b+oT) 301 Robster craw? What the fuck is a robster craw? Posted by: Dudley "Booger" Dawson at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (31za3) 302 84 lumber isn't exactly a secret, nor that insightful a target. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (SIY7D) 303 Interestingly, I don't see Amazon on the list. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il) 304 84 Lumber and others --- when did commercials become 60 second mini-dramas, having zero to do with the products they are trying to sell and everything to do with their darling "cause" of the month? They've crossed the line in advertising that should be condemned and kicked to the curb. Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (Ivjge) 305 >>> anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" How old are they? Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (q177U) 306 Holy Shit. Insty must be a lurker. He just posted a post about 84 lumber's ad. Didn't give the HQ a hat tip either, asshole. Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:18 PM (aTg6G) That was Ed Driscoll, not Glenn. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (tHwdc) 307 Chobani guy is Turkish, from a town not far from Syrian border (IIRC). He and Obama formed a group to encourage CEOs to hire more refugees. It is the Chobani plant in Idaho that helped bring in the refugees whose kids later sexually assaulted that little girl. Oh, and during Obama's years Chobani got a yuge contract to supply greek yogurt for Michelle's healthy lunches. I do not buy Chobani. Ever. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH) Yeah, I stopped buying it when I found that out here about 6 mos. ago. Switched to Noosa but my lactose intolerant system can't eat it for some reason. I'm currently stuck with Yoplait Greek yogurt for now. I hoping I start seeing Fage yogurt with flavors in our stores here. I've seen the commercials but never any in the two stores I go to....all they have is Fage plain. Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (Enq6K) 308 Did it hurt your fingers for just a little bit? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (kk1fo) --- Popped their blackberry, eh? Posted by: Lt. Cthulhu at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (2mC6G) 309 I pop balloons with my schadenboner. Hot air balloons, that is. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (kTF2Z) 310 Apropos nothing, I just lost my texting virginity. Had to share that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:19 PM Did you include an emoticon? Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at February 06, 2017 05:21 PM (DMUuz) 311 Holy Shit. Insty must be a lurker. He just posted a post about 84 lumber's ad. The latest 84 Lumber post was from Ed Driscoll, and I think they had one from Glenn on Super Bowl ads first thing this AM. It's been EVERYWHERE today... Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (TppKb) 312 276 Hey, I saw my first pink pussy hat-wearing freak in the grocery store today! Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2017 05:13 PM (fce+O) --------- Are they still wearing those things? I can't believe I haven't seen any around here if so. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:15 PM (sBOL1) A woman who owns a yarn store in Tennessee announced she was refusing to sell yarn for the purpose of making pussy hats. Feminists responded by threatening and bullying her: http://bit.ly/2kLJaHh Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (KkMqe) 313 "Interestingly, I don't see Amazon on the list." Amazon had a role in starting the actual litigation. The 97 companies are now just chiming in. For solidarity. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (SIY7D) 314 Did it hurt your fingers for just a little bit? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:20 PM (kk1fo) No, but I'm saving punctuation for the man I marry. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (tHwdc) 315 The only thing that comes to mind when I hear "lobster porn" is the series of Green Porn vidoes Isabella Rossellini did. The one about how ducks mate includes this line: "They all want to mate with me with their corkscrew penises!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-I1aRGttY Educational and hilariously charming in a weird way. If the lobster porn is different than that, I don't wanna know. Posted by: LizLem at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (hvf9s) 316 @306 Glen posted it on Insty Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (aTg6G) 317 The art has reached such stratospheric levels, we sibhumans in flyover country cannot understand it. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (1dH2d) 318 Professor and Zoidberg https://youtu.be/Po5Fa7mSEqA Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (VdICR) 319 I pop balloons with my schadenboner. Hot air balloons, that is. You know those mylar weather balloons they used to use to launch sounding rockets? Yeah, I've been wearing a couple since November. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (TppKb) 320 The latest 84 Lumber post was from Ed Driscoll, and I think they had one from Glenn on Super Bowl ads first thing this AM. It's been EVERYWHERE today... Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (TppKb) I know for a fact that Ed Driscoll lurks here. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (KkMqe) 321 I honestly don't understand how a State has standing to sue over not allowing immigration. We've already had a suit against Arizona for going above the federal enforcement standards. Is this the same sleight of hand where not engaging in commerce is commerce? Every State that joins in the lawsuit should have to house refugees in the state house. Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (hJamr) 322 MAGA Pussy Hats Posted by: MAGA Pussy Hats at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (97XyN) 323 So. you think the guys at 84 are getting shit at the store? I am betting we will soon see a make up ad. Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:24 PM (aTg6G) 324 Glen posted it on Insty Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (aTg6G) The 5:10 pm post was Ed. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:24 PM (tHwdc) 325 My lobster roll has a hair in it! Posted by: Under Fire at February 06, 2017 05:24 PM (ymRuQ) 326 MAGA Pussy Hats Posted by: MAGA Pussy Hats at February 06, 2017 05:23 PM (97XyN) MPGA hats. Posted by: Golfman at February 06, 2017 05:25 PM (48QDY) 327 >> I asked this earlier, WTF is with 84 lumber's ad? It should have been a 30 second video of a 250 lb day laborer shitting in a taping compound bucket. Posted by: garrett ----- The grass isn't good enough for you to shit on, Senor Fancy Shits?! Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:25 PM (8b+oT) 328 Americans United for Separation of Church and State, with the SPLC amicus brief to protect minority Muslims Posted by: undocumented illegal wonk at February 06, 2017 05:25 PM (e8kgV) 329 Re: A woman who owns a yarn store in Tennessee announced she was refusing to sell yarn for the purpose of making pussy hats. Feminists responded by threatening and bullying her: http://bit.ly/2kLJaHh Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 Rape threats. How unbelievably ironic, yet sadly not surprising. Progs are truly deranged. I wish I had a good word for their perniciousness, but I can't think of one that truly encapsulates the pure evil that theProg Left has become. Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2017 05:25 PM (fce+O) 330 296 Apropos nothing, I just lost my texting virginity. Had to share that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ---------------- There's Cherry Poppin' Daddies joke in here somewhere... Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (/3yVc) 331 >> anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons?" ----- Oh, fuck yeah! Posted by: The Michelin Man at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (8b+oT) 332 The 5:10 pm post was Ed. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:24 PM (tHwdc) Yeah, I saw that. I meant it was on Insty. I have no clue if Ed gets to post stuff without Glen? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (aTg6G) 333 The CEO of Home Depot is a solid republican conservative, they get all my business only because we don't have Menard's out here. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (6Ll1u) 334 Lobster porn is a good way to get the crabs. Posted by: Joe Mama at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hrlSe) 335 Damn. That woman is a Zero. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (fU1ci) 336 On the bright side, I'll be saving $10 a month. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (QQ+il) 337 There's no stupid like IRONICALLY stupid. Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (QtQaN) 338 A woman who owns a yarn store in Tennessee announced she was refusing to sell yarn for the purpose of making pussy hats. Feminists responded by threatening and bullying her: http://bit.ly/2kLJaHh Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:22 PM (KkMqe) ----- That's quite a story. She seems like a really nice lady; I'm glad she's not backing down, and I'm glad so many people have supported her by placing orders. It stinks about the haters, though. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (sBOL1) 339 333 So he is so solid he paid for Obama propaganda? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (aTg6G) 340 That woman is a Zero. xe has a penis. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (QQ+il) 341 @283 - and Amazon is not on the list? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (MZcWR) 342 There's Cherry Poppin' Daddies joke in here somewhere... Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (/3yVc) You're welcome to root around and find it ;-) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:28 PM (tHwdc) 343 >>> anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons? That's just *weird. :::goes back to watching women in dirndls eating pancakes::: Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 05:28 PM (jexdk) 344 and Amazon is not on the list?* Has to be in a different brief, I guess. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il) 345 Re: A woman who owns a yarn store in Tennessee announced she was refusing to sell yarn for the purpose of making pussy hats. Feminists responded by threatening and bullying her: http://bit.ly/2kLJaHh Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 Rape threats. How unbelievably ironic, yet sadly not surprising. Progs are truly deranged. I wish I had a good word for their perniciousness, but I can't think of one that truly encapsulates the pure evil that theProg Left has become. Posted by: squeakywheel ----- The left has started imagining what their enemies "want to do" so they'll have some kind of strange "justifiable permission' to do all the psychotic shit spinning around in their heads. Sick fucks. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (8b+oT) 346 So, she's not the black guy? Just checking. Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (x9c8r) 347 Interestingly, I don't see Amazon on the list. Posted by: Grump928(c) Google 'Trump Amazon'. He already pointed his rather tiny finger (/s) in their direction. Think he might have whispered 'anti-trust' too. Something that scared them off. The rest of the 97 have seen their last dime from me. Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (ZFUt7) 348 And fck you Andy Warhol. Generations of talentless, so-called "artists" have used your whored out legacy to justify wasting time, money and oxygen by their puerile existence. Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (QtQaN) 349 Yeah, I saw that. I meant it was on Insty. I have no clue if Ed gets to post stuff without Glen? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (aTg6G) He's got a nice array of names backing him up now, and I doubt they need his blessing for every post. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:29 PM (tHwdc) 350 I am betting we will soon see a make up ad.* Starbucks put out an "oh we LOVE vets!" statement recently. Guess they felt the heat for their stupid idea. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+) 351 "I honestly don't understand how a State has standing to sue over not allowing immigration." Be careful. TX claims standing to sue over DACA/DAPA because they require TX to do things, and those things will cost it money. That should be distinguishable from the Seattle case but we're dealing with slippery Leftist lawyers and judges. The Seattle judge has already advanced the argument that Trump's EO will prevent Yemeni teenagers from attending the University of Washington, thus depriving it (and Washington State!) of exorbitant tuition revenue. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (SIY7D) 352 Lobster pron? Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (0mRoj) 353 333 The CEO of Home Depot is a solid republican conservative, they get all my business only because we don't have Menard's out here. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2017 05:26 PM (6Ll1u) We have both, but only Homer Depot does the military discount. Unfortunately, Menard's has a better selection of a LOT of things. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (Pd7Sl) 354 @349 Yeah, he has S Green from the Drunk Blog posting some times. He is a fcking hoot Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (aTg6G) 355 Lobster pron? Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac Wouldn't drawn butter be in lobster hentai? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (31za3) 356 Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (0mRoj) Warmed KY...it's almost as good, and lasts longer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (rF0hx) 357 I do hate that the list of the 7 banned countries do not include any country where a 9/11 hijacker was a citizen. It gives the Left a talking point no matter how illogical. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:32 PM (kk1fo) 358 I am eating the poor man's lobster tonight..... Artichoke with a lot of melted butter Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 05:32 PM (sRFAL) 359 Mmm, lobster prawn. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:32 PM (8b+oT) 360 Warmed KY...it's almost as good, and lasts longer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (rF0hx) Hmmmm, and you would know this HOW? Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (aTg6G) 361 You can tell that Trump's order is pretty solid legally because the left ran to the 9th circuit and shopped to find a judge they could get to go along with them instead of multiple challenges all over the place showing up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+) 362 I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. ---- I remember one from Tijuana that performed art with ping pong balls. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 04:56 PM (b0NwW) I remember one in Thailand that performed art by popping balloons on the ceiling with a blow gun. Posted by: Country Singer at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (GUBah) 363 Progs are truly deranged. I wish I had a good word for their perniciousness, but I can't think of one that truly encapsulates the pure evil that theProg Left has become. Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2017 05:25 PM (fce+O) There is a word for it already. Evil. That's it. Doesn't need any adjectives or synonyms. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (sK2fh) 364 This crustacean-woman-thing is clearly a deranged and dangerous lunatic. She should be involuntarily committed for her own safety and the safety of others. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj) 365 spit couldn't even use that for bait Posted by: Captain Sig Hansen at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (AGJqR) 366 358 I am eating the poor man's lobster tonight..... Artichoke with a lot of melted butter Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 05:32 PM (sRFAL) Thought you were going to say Monk Fish, the real poor man's lobster. Posted by: George at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (aTg6G) 367 It's probably good that she smells like lobster. It means she will attract lots and lots of cat friends. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (jtWU6) 368 I do hate that the list of the 7 banned countries do not include any country where a 9/11 hijacker was a citizen. It gives the Left a talking point no matter how illogical. They argue the list should be longer. How authentic is that? Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (VdICR) 369 "I do hate that the list of the 7 banned countries do not include any country where a 9/11 hijacker was a citizen." They were almost all from one country -- who we dared not name at the time. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (SIY7D) 370 I do hate that the list of the 7 banned countries do not include any country where a 9/11 hijacker was a citizen. It gives the Left a talking point no matter how illogical. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:32 PM (kk1fo) NO it does not. Those 7 Countries are on the List, a Fredo Admin list, because they are unable to provide even the most rudementry info on anyone since they ae basically all lawless, governmentless countries..THAT is why they are on the list and no other Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (sRFAL) 371 Lobster pron? Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac ----- I can draw lobsters pretty good. I... don't know how to draw butter. Posted by: Albrecht Durer at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (8b+oT) 372 356 Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (0mRoj) Warmed KY...it's almost as good, and lasts longer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (rF0hx) Butter flavored at least? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj) 373 I do hate that the list of the 7 banned countries do not include any country where a 9/11 hijacker was a citizen Its not a very good one, since all of those nations are war torn radical crap holes that even other middle eastern countries are agreeing with a ban on. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (39g3+) 374 The popping balloons thing sounds like those crazy Japanese. Next thing you know they'll soak Kit Kat bars in sake and package them. Posted by: Under Fire at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (ymRuQ) 375 FLAMING SKULL Recall I asked the question over the weekend what kind of defense the DOJ lawyer put up for Trump's executive order. The answer is NONE. The judge issued the order w/o any lawyers allowed to make an argument. And the 9th court had the nerve to not issue a stay. http://tinyurl.com/zj94yfl Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 06, 2017 05:35 PM (mpXpK) 376 Wouldn't drawn butter be in lobster hentai? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (31za3) Ten yen says such a thing exists. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj) 377 I hate the taste of KY on a dick. Not as tasty as shit Posted by: Barney at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (aTg6G) 378 Robster craw? What the fuck is a robster craw? Posted by: Dudley "Booger" Dawson Not the craw. THE CRAW!! Posted by: The Craw at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l) 379 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+) 380 378 Robster craw? What the fuck is a robster craw? Posted by: Dudley "Booger" Dawson Not the craw. THE CRAW!! Posted by: The Craw at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l) The craw decides who will go and who will stay! Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (0mRoj) 381 If you boycott Amazon, make an exception for Milo's book. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (VdICR) 382 356 Is drawn butter involved? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (0mRoj) Warmed KY...it's almost as good, and lasts longer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2017 05:31 PM (rF0hx) Maybe so, but it probably doesn't taste as good. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:37 PM (KkMqe) 383 I googled her straight away, she produces some strange shit and her twitter feed is for leftist eyes only Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2017 05:37 PM (Frvrc) 384 f you boycott Amazon, make an exception for Milo's book. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (VdICR) It's hard to boycott Amazon Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 05:37 PM (sRFAL) 385 THAT is why they are on the list and no other Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2017 05:34 PM (sRFAL) Nice track record for the muzzies and their hateful ideology... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 05:37 PM (8iiMU) 386 >>211 Speaking fetishes, anyone hear of people getting off on girls sitting on and popping balloons? There is something called cake sitting. I met someone who was hired as a photographer for a soiree involving that. Rule 41, etc... Posted by: bananaDream at February 06, 2017 05:37 PM (Ag8Mw) 387 The judge issued the order w/o any lawyers allowed to make an argument. I'd say there's an equal protection argument there-- only immigration proponents were allowed a say. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:38 PM (oVJmc) 388 >>>I remember one in Thailand that performed art by popping balloons on the ceiling with a blow gun. Posted by: Country Singer at February 06, 2017 05:33 PM (GUBah) It wasn't Mr. Methane was it? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 05:38 PM (jexdk) 389 The Seattle judge has already advanced the argument that Trump's EO will prevent Yemeni teenagers from attending the University of Washington, thus depriving it (and Washington State!) of exorbitant tuition revenue. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:30 PM (SIY7D) Crazy argument. It would make sense only if those spots would not be taken by another out of state tuition paying student, like from California, for example. And I doubt any Yemeni students are enrolling mid quarter. Posted by: LaSue at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (CLKfs) 390 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+) ---------- That is really sad. I mean, who gives away a Twix? Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (sBOL1) 391 The judge read the State's filing and issued the order. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (mpXpK) 392 What time is Monday night football tonight? Posted by: Barney at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (aTg6G) 393 329 Re: A woman who owns a yarn store in Tennessee announced she was refusing to sell yarn for the purpose of making pussy hats. Feminists responded by threatening and bullying her: http://bit.ly/2kLJaHh Posted by: OregonMuse -------------------- Seems like a lovely lady. And she might even be an 'ette? - just look at this little play on words: This is a community here that is so tightly knit. You can't tell me that wasn't on purpose. Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (/3yVc) 394 Poor dear. She's just trying to break out of her shell. Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (WEFox) 395 Amazon is pretty apolitical on their page, with a few exceptions (confederate flag). Mostly they just want your money and don't really care how they get it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+) 396 "The answer is NONE. The judge issued the order w/o any lawyers allowed to make an argument. And the 9th court had the nerve to not issue a stay." That's not exactly true in the Seattle case. The DOJ put in a brief, but it was a Kangaroo court where the judge purported to hear the parties and then whipped out a pre-written order without any supporting legal analysis Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (SIY7D) 397 That's quite a story. She seems like a really nice lady; I'm glad she's not backing down, and I'm glad so many people have supported her by placing orders. It stinks about the haters, though. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:27 PM (sBOL1) But the good news is, she's seen sales increases that are yuuge and luxurious, thanks to the screaming harpies who have threatened her. I love God's wry and ironic sense of humor. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (KkMqe) 398 I remember one in Thailand that performed art by popping balloons on the ceiling with a blow gun. Posted by: Country Singer ----- Totally hot. Name of the club, please? Posted by: The Michelin Man at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (8b+oT) 399 390 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+) ---------- That is really sad. I mean, who gives away a Twix? Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:39 PM (sBOL1) I'd share my Twix if I had someone to share it with. sobs Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (0mRoj) 400 I am going with SHE is a HE after looking at his photos. Seriously fcked up person. No, I won't google lobster porn. Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2017 05:41 PM (oiNtH) 401 Ok, I stupidly clicked the link. Who ever considers this talentless scrunt an artist has got serious issues or is totally blind and stupid. Just. Fucking. Stupid. On. So. Many. Levels. I. Can't. Even..... Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 06, 2017 05:41 PM (JNDQi) 402 That Lizzy chick on FBN I find strangely hot, in a librarian-pr0n sort of way.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2017 05:41 PM (8iiMU) 403 I will say it every day; these people are fucking insane. Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at February 06, 2017 05:41 PM (Zebq2) 404 Time to go short on tech stocks and long on fracking. My portfolio's gonna grow big-league, believe me. Posted by: John Nada at February 06, 2017 05:42 PM (pCUr3) 405 That is really sad. I mean, who gives away a Twix?* Hey, I'd have shared a Twix with a redhead girl wearing glasses. If Twix were around when I was in school. And I hadn't been so shy. And could have afforded candy bars. OK I probably wouldn't have. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:42 PM (39g3+) 406 I'd share my Twix if I had someone to share it with. sobs Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (0mRoj) ---------- Be glad you're not married to me. I've never given my husband one of my Twix bars. He can have the Almond Joys. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:42 PM (sBOL1) 407 Can we go back to the time when we just simply shamed these people for being freak shows? Posted by: Eli Cash at February 06, 2017 05:43 PM (Dc/ui) 408 379 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+) How many did you buy? Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 06, 2017 05:43 PM (KkMqe) 409 Oh wait...was she a great big fat person? Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 06, 2017 05:43 PM (SvyK5) 410 396 That's not exactly true in the Seattle case. The DOJ put in a brief, but it was a Kangaroo court where the judge purported to hear the parties and then whipped out a pre-written order without any supporting legal analysis Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (SIY7D) Note what Fox says The judicial rulings were issued "ex parte". That is, only one side was represented in court. The Trump administration lawyers haven"t even been given a chance to appear in court to say, "good morning, your honor." All of that may change once both sides are represented in court. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 06, 2017 05:43 PM (mpXpK) 411 How many did you buy? Lets just say they had to restock. Can we go back to the time when we just simply shamed these people for being freak shows? I would dearly love for that day to return. I don't want people to be deliberately mocked for being different, hell I'm weird. But I don't want the insane and freaky to be treated like they are normal, either. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+) 412 A lot of libs are making the argument that the judge who made the ruling was a Bush appointee. For that I give you CJ John Iscariot Roberts spit Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 06, 2017 05:45 PM (9iR5/) 413 WTF also these are the people who #loveanimals and what not... by placing them in sexual positions and what not? It's called animal abuse you fat no-talent scrunt. This woman's father ought to be studied and a documentary produced about how NOT to be a dad to a girl. Posted by: Eli Cash at February 06, 2017 05:46 PM (Dc/ui) 414 I say there Cholmendoly--I look at that art work and must conclude that the painter is a not talent twat. Posted by: Basil High Cheek Bones at February 06, 2017 05:46 PM (Sda6L) 415 So when a prison inmate flings feces or pee at a guard that is 'performance art'? Seriously,these crazy loons need to be medicated. Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2017 05:46 PM (oiNtH) 416 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ----- Even sadder, there was a restaurant in Dallas that had 2 for 1 chicken fried steak dinners on Tuesdays. I went with a friend a couple of times and there were always tables with a single fatty sitting there eating 2 chicken fried steak dinners. Not sharing. So gross - the diners were pretty dang huge. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:47 PM (8b+oT) 417 ALL YOUR TWIX ARE BELONG TO ME!! Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2017 05:47 PM (kTF2Z) 418 Oh wait...was she a great big fat person? Posted by: Buffalo Bill ----- "It puts the butter on its exoskeleton." Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT) 419 https://tinyurl.com/zop8muo ------------------------------------- German coalition parties agree to tighten security after truck attack Can't make this shit up Posted by: EVLINC! at February 06, 2017 05:48 PM (y3aQB) 420 Has anyone heard any updates on the UC staffer who ostensibly was boasting on line in social media about his violent involvement in the UC Berkeley Milo riot? It seems to me like it would have resulted in an arrest by now, if the story were factual. But, I could be wrong about that. Posted by: navybrat at February 06, 2017 05:48 PM (w7KSn) 421 I saw the saddest thing in a store recently, single Twix bars. In the checkout lane, just one in each package. For the lone customer. Here's your one Twix, since you have no one to share it with. So Kit Kats are for four-ways? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc) 422 I'm all for gun rights but I wish these guys would join the other team. http://tinyurl.com/jswd5rr Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u) 423 There is not enough Valu-Rite and Klonopin on the planet to want to see that naked. Posted by: Captain Ned at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (WI6nT) 424 Everyone of those judges who did that shit should impeached and disbarred. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (mpXpK) 425 I honor of this posts subject: a compilation of Al Bundy insulting fat women. https://youtu.be/hVg5QqJoxuU Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (31za3) 426 Spiegel magazine, you know the issue with Trump as a head chopper? The editorial in it calls for a German-led coalition against Trump. You know the last two times the Germans led a coalition against the USA didn't turn out well for them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (39g3+) 427 Don't be too hard on her; she probably has Skull Roaches. Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 06, 2017 05:50 PM (VGRuw) 428 https://tinyurl.com/zop8muo ------------------------------------- German coalition parties agree to tighten security after truck attack - Has this been through committee? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 06, 2017 05:50 PM (Nwg0u) 429 So Kit Kats are for four-ways? I always figured that was a way of giving people a way to limit their intake. Break off a piece. Eat it separately. Wait. Maybe put the candy bar away a while.... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+) 430 Robster craw? What the fuck is a robster craw? Posted by: Dudley "Booger" Dawson Not the craw. THE CRAW!! Posted by: The Craw at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l) The craw decides who will go and who will stay! Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2017 05:36 PM (0mRoj) That's Doctor Craw to you, Inspector Gadget! Posted by: Doctor ~~Craw~~ Claw at February 06, 2017 05:50 PM (OzJeO) 431 401 Ok, I stupidly clicked the link. Who ever considers this talentless scrunt an artist has got serious issues or is totally blind and stupid. Just. Fucking. Stupid. On. So. Many. Levels. I. Can't. Even..... Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 06, 2017 05:41 PM (JNDQi) Yes, she puts the OH MY GOD, MY EYES in ugly chick. Posted by: moki at February 06, 2017 05:51 PM (gfRCk) 432 Stuck in the middle with you! Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 06, 2017 05:51 PM (gTQoY) 433 But, I could be wrong about that. Posted by: navybrat Robert Reich is passing on rumors that it was Milo and Breitbart who staged protestors and rioting to get people on their side. I think Reich needs to meet lobster boy. Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2017 05:52 PM (oiNtH) 434 So Kit Kats are for four-ways? Posted by: Mr. Peebles ----- Yes. 3 Musketeers are for three ways. Butterfingers are for foreplay only and Baby Ruths... well that's just gross. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:52 PM (8b+oT) 435 Even sadder, there was a restaurant in Dallas that had 2 for 1 chicken fried steak dinners on Tuesdays... I saw at a library sale a 1970s "Dinner for One" cookbook that was seriously depressing. Much worse than what I can turn up on Google. The cover art was a thickset guy with a bad haircut sitting at a dining table by himself. And he was wearing a jacket. And the table had CANDLES burning. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 06, 2017 05:52 PM (10LGw) 436 415 So when a prison inmate flings feces or pee at a guard that is 'performance art'? Seriously,these crazy loons need to be medicated. Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2017 05:46 PM (oiNtH) Hypersonic lead injection. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw) 437 Robert Reich is passing on rumors that it was Milo and Breitbart who staged protestors and rioting to get people on their side. I think Michael Brown shot himself to start a riot against the cops. See how easy it is to be retarded, Reich? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc) 438 I don't like Twix. I'm a Kit-Kat girl, and I'll only share with someone I love. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (tHwdc) 439 THEY WERE ALL TWIX! IT WAS A SETUP! Posted by: George Costanza at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (wpC7C) 440 On the local news (DC) I only caught the end, but there is a call for a nationwide or international general strike by women. I imagine it's because Trump. But seriously? Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (HV1LS) 441 437 Robert Reich is passing on rumors that it was Milo and Breitbart who staged protestors and rioting to get people on their side. I think Michael Brown shot himself to start a riot against the cops. See how easy it is to be retarded, Reich? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc) Robert Reich-stag is cruising for a massive Kurt Schlichter-led defamation lawsuit. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (mbhDw) 442 The cover art was a thickset guy with a bad haircut sitting at a dining table by himself. And he was wearing a jacket. And the table had CANDLES burning. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 06, 2017 05:52 PM (10LGw) ------------- I can see this in my mind's eye and I can't stop laughing. Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (sBOL1) 443 Maybe it's because I'm not a man but no manner how good someone might look, if they're a shrieking SJW who is beating up people and burning down buildings I don't want to see them naked. We all have times we get irritable and may yet,l but these nuts are not people I have long term relationships with so that I can dismiss it. It wouldn'y make any difference too me if Lobster lady was a Lobster man who looked like Brad Pitt. ow whichever cultural icon is considered sexy right now. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (fDdVG) 444 Mmm...lobster pr0n. Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (Tyii7) 445 422 I'm all for gun rights but I wish these guys would join the other team. http://tinyurl.com/jswd5rr Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 06, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u) Carrying a loaded rifle into a police station, while wearing masks. Oh Darwin, why have you forsaken us? Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (7N6ox) 446 Some have dubbed her "Trigglyprof"... I prefer "Drooly McDroolface"! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (kP16F) 447 I would dearly love for that day to return. I don't want people to be deliberately mocked for being different, hell I'm weird. But I don't want the insane and freaky to be treated like they are normal, either. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ----------------- The worst part is that we aren't supposed to just accept their abnormalities - we are being forced to embrace and even celebrate the freaky creeps. If not, death & rape threats ensue (see the story above about the yarn shop). Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (UhXxZ) 448 "all they have is Fage plain." Tami -- mio! Posted by: phunctor at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (SjyaY) 449 Maybe put the candy bar away a while.... ------------ I don't recognize these words in this order. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2017 05:54 PM (kTF2Z) 450 @442: Was it Orson Welles working on a bottle of EJ Gallo? Posted by: Captain Ned at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (WI6nT) 451 Yes, she puts the OH MY GOD, MY EYES in ugly chick. Posted by: moki ----- Looks like a fat guy who goes to Supercuts, wears his mom's clothes and thinks his meds stifle his "creativity" so he stopped taking them. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (8b+oT) 452 may yet=may yell Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (fDdVG) 453 "...Robert Reich is passing on rumors that it was Milo and Breitbart who staged protestors " I get it. The story was the headline here over the weekend, and the source was a bit sketchy. I am trying to follow up on it, coming up with nada. It's a big story (if true) because UC would be on the hook big time for a class action suit. Of, course, it could be BS, or it could be a planted story, disinformation, fake news, etec. Posted by: navybrat at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (w7KSn) 454 It suddenly got easier to avoid amazon! I discovered Discogs! Not only can I get BETTER deals (most of the time) on CDs, but I can find the EXACT version I'm looking for! (The German version with the 3 extra studio tracks, as opposed to the Ukrainian version with the 2 extra live tracks that sucked!) Posted by: RKae at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (vb1vc) 455 if they're a shrieking SJW who is beating up people and burning down buildings I don't want to see them naked Agreed. Any physical attractiveness goes right down the crapper. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 06, 2017 05:56 PM (Tyii7) 456 Twix are for kids. Posted by: Silly Rabbit at February 06, 2017 05:56 PM (bc2Lc) 457 Everyone of those judges who did that shit should impeached and disbarred. Posted by: Vic We Have No A Travis County TX judge named Sarah Eckhardt wears a pink pussy hat while sitting on the bench. An anti-Trump protestor blocks an ambulance transporting a critically ill patient. These people are deranged. Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2017 05:57 PM (oiNtH) 458 I eat out by myself quite often. Usually eat at the bar if possible but have no problem sitting alone at a table. I've paid my fair share of dinners for the fairer sex that eating by myself is no big deal. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2017 05:57 PM (kk1fo) 459 How about Kit Kat sushi? http://tinyurl.com/zkxgvdl Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:57 PM (39g3+) 460 lobster hentai? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable Ten yen says such a thing exists. Posted by: Insomniac "Monster Musume" has a spider-girl (and that's mainstream stuff; all 9 volumes made the NYT manga bestseller list), so there's no way a lobster-girl doesn't exist somewhere. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2017 05:58 PM (TXZ1v) 461 Looks like a fat guy who goes to Supercuts, wears his mom's clothes and thinks his meds stifle his "creativity" so he stopped taking them. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:55 PM (8b+oT) I think she is of the cadre of unattractive women who, rather than try to look nice and normal, do everything they can to look as unattractive as possible. I guess they believe they are "embracing" their looks. If you embrace something like an Iron Maiden. Posted by: moki at February 06, 2017 05:58 PM (gfRCk) 462 NOOD! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2017 05:59 PM (kP16F) 463 I eat out by myself quite often. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth If I were that flexible, I wouldn't have to pay Huma. Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2017 05:59 PM (31za3) 464 Robert Reich-stag is cruising for a massive Kurt Schlichter-led defamation lawsuit. Milo has forced several publications to back off the "white supremacist" "white nationalist" crap regarding him. He's furious when someone pulls that. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2017 05:59 PM (39g3+) 465 The cover art was a thickset guy with a bad haircut sitting at a dining table by himself. And he was wearing a jacket. And the table had CANDLES burning. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 06, 2017 05:52 PM (10LGw) ------------- But no pants... Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 05:59 PM (8b+oT) 466 The only candy bar worth buying is a Payday. I like my snack food like I like my women - a little crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. Salty & sweet at the same time. Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2017 06:01 PM (UhXxZ) 467 It wasn't Mr. Methane was it? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 06, 2017 05:38 PM (jexdk) Totally hot. Name of the club, please? Posted by: The Michelin Man at February 06, 2017 05:40 PM (8b+oT) BSG: Definitely not. I was observing from about three feet away. TMM: The Tiger Bar in Pattaya Beach Posted by: Country Singer at February 06, 2017 06:01 PM (GUBah) 468 And speaking of mutilation fantasies I took my car to the garage this weekend for a quick inspection/oil change and was treated to a CBS ad for one of its late night offerings: There was a preview clip of an "interview" with some Spanish actress chick I don't know, bringing the studio to guffaws about the "Donald Trump pinata" she had just seen at a party. She explained how eager everyone was to get in line. And the only thing wrong with it was "it wasn't orange enough!" She then followed up by an earnest lecture on how as a "nation of immigrants" no one "has the right to tell anyone else not to come here"... "unless maybe Mexicans in California" (clapter....) Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 06, 2017 06:02 PM (QtQaN) 469 I think she is of the cadre of unattractive women who, rather than try to look nice and normal, do everything they can to look as unattractive as possible. I guess they believe they are "embracing" their looks. If you embrace something like an Iron Maiden. Posted by: moki ----- I think she's actually "trying" if you want to call it that. The "quirky" eyeglasses are a give away. She fancies herself as "kooky" and some day, someone will appreciate all her creative energy! Someone like a cat named Mr. Lucky. Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2017 06:02 PM (8b+oT) 470 Who wore it better with the original "I'm a PROFESSOR" schtick: Noam Chomsky, or Bertrand Russell? Posted by: torquewrench at February 06, 2017 06:04 PM (noWW6) 471 Who wore it better with the original "I'm a PROFESSOR" schtick: Noam Chomsky, or Bertrand Russell? Russell Johnson. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2017 06:07 PM (2w7OO) 472 I went to 84 Lumber's website, sent them a very warm email welcoming them to my No-Buy list. And while I'm here, Ace, please God no more pictures of Lobster Girl. I'm never going to get all that vomit from out of the keys on the keyboard. Posted by: mikeyslaw at February 06, 2017 06:07 PM (JZJ9v) 473 TMM: The Tiger Bar in Pattaya Beach Posted by: Country Singer at February 06, 2017 06:01 PM (GUBah) Been there, right on walking street. Nice joint, really artsy fartsy. Ping pong balls, darts and sharpie autographs, performed by Mish. Just avoid Soi Cowboy. Actually, if you follow a large contingent of German men, don't, they are not going where you want to go. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 06, 2017 06:17 PM (7N6ox) 474 I read she was an adjunct professor at a university in New Jersey. Here's one of her lobster pictures. You've been warned http://tinyurl.com/zvovf8o Posted by: Abby Normal at February 06, 2017 06:22 PM (cQO95) 475 Posted by: mikeyslaw at February 06, 2017 06:07 PM (JZJ9v) shame because Joe Hardy is Conservative & won a seat on the Washington County Commissioners as a Rep. Daughter runs it now & she isn't conservative Posted by: EVLINC! at February 06, 2017 06:28 PM (y3aQB) 476 "Note what Fox says The judicial rulings were issued "ex parte". That is, only one side was represented in court. The Trump administration lawyers haven"t even been given a chance to appear in court to say, "good morning, your honor." All of that may change once both sides are represented in court. " Fox is wrong as to the Seattle case. One of the other cases may have started with an ex parte TRO but not Seattle, where I knoe the DOJ showed up. Posted by: Hillary at February 06, 2017 08:16 PM (bQxkN) 477 I've been a Professor. That ain't like anything I've seen in the profession. Posted by: Bill M at February 07, 2017 02:07 AM (uTJHJ) 478 Better "don't," I think. But really, she's quite talentless and you don't have to worry about shock value because it just looks like a retarded six year old took random pictures of a psychopath's dreams." That's an insult...to retarded six year olds. My sister is learning disabled and, trust me, she's a hell of lot more talented, loving, and kind than this arthropod-fetishizing twit. Posted by: MarkJ at February 07, 2017 07:44 AM (h8TvP) 479 #65 I remember a stripper from Brazil years ago that performed art with a giant snake. Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 06, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il) That was no snake, but thank you for the compliment. 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