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Hillary Clinton Signs With Speaking Gig Management Agency;
Plots Return to Politics
She wants some cash-money validation.
Hillary Clinton is testing her worth on the free market by returning to the speaking circuit. Clinton has signed on with the Harry Walker Agency, the Associated Press reported, where she regularly commanded $200,000 or more per speech before her failed campaign for the White House. The AP reported Wednesday that Clinton will also be writing a book featuring a compilation of personal essays, "inspired by the hundreds of quotations she has been collecting for decades." "These are the words I live by," Clinton said in a press release from her publisher, Simon & Schuster.The book will be called pls print: strip of markings and send by unsecure. She may be incompetent, mendacious, and unfathomably corrupt, but, on the other hand, she is also greedy AF.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (3sOO0)
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Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (Rsi2C)
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Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
This is just a tribute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (ThL6N)
"It's not a lie if you believe it." - G. Costanza
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (nCSwS)
"On the rocks"
"make it a double"
"Fuck you, you filthy peasant. Do you know who I am?"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: State Department Sources at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (PPu+l)
"On the rocks"
"make it a double"
"Fuck you, you filthy peasant. Do you know who I am?"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (KUaJL)
Also,
"Good Morning!"
"Fuck You!"
Truly, a woman of the people, is she.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (9TK8E)
"Send lawyers, guns, and money: the shit has hit the fan."
-- Warren Zevon
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (iToY3)
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (O2RFr)
Chapter 10 - Does Michelle tuck it to the left or right ?
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Iblis at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Barky Obama, also dead broke when he left the WH at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
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I just told him on the other thread that he has become willow.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (sBOL1)
Can't we impeach her?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (VndSC)
I see what you did there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (nNdYv)
"Send lawyers, guns, and money: the shit has hit the fan."
-- Warren Zevon
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (noWW6)
Oh the bitch, oh the bitch, oh the bitch is back!
Posted by: Elton John at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: ShainS at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (lTmzS)
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (mN+tK)
Gimme yo damn money.
Gimme yo relativeses damn money.
Gimme yo neighbor's damn money.
Money money money, dammit.
And all y'all is deplorable.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- a man not for this season at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: DeWalt for dummies at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (TrcDm)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (Rsi2C)
Wherever it is, somebody's going to get an ass kicking.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (PPu+l)
"Kind donors agree to prop up haggard old queen and listen to her poignant ramblings."
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (92kX2)
1. Always serpentine when you're on a tarmac in enemy territory because you never know.
2. One good cattle future trade is worth a hundred low life donors.
3. When recalling your namesake, check the dates
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (aVYsC)
The only people that will be hiring this woman to speak will be universities and left-wing feminist groups, but even they will run out of money to support the Clintons eventually.
Posted by: K-E at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (GIQCZ)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (7N6ox)
featuring a compilation of personal essays, "inspired by the hundreds of
quotations she has been collecting for decades."
I wonder how many of the quotes come from PT Barnum.
Posted by: Aviator at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (O7MnT)
"Huma, Peel Me A Grape!" - where daily fun, frolic and frustrations between FAB and "personal assistant" are described in real talk.
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: DogMomtoNine at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (WcUup)
Oh please run for president again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (493sH)
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (hvf9s)
Oh, this should be fun to watch.
Posted by: Adam Smith at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: DogMomtoNine
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It's a cookbook!
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Bruce at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (8ikIW)
HE'S A FAILURE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (u0s1P)
Wow, she must be really desperate for money...
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (PPu+l)
Some Leftist in charge of a publishing house will give her money. It isn't a risk, its a gift.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (3sOO0)
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A comedy of errors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (x9c8r)
Plots Return to Politics
It's going to have to be either a stake through the heart or a criminal conviction and orange pantsuit for 30 years. There are no other alternatives for this turd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (hvf9s)
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Nice family you got there. Shame if something happened to them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (O2RFr)
++++
May I add? Hahahahahahaha, deep breath, hahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
ha, ha...
Posted by: washrivergal at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: General Zod at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)
reported, where she regularly commanded $200,000 or more per speech
before her failed campaign for the White House.
She only got that big money when those idiots thought they were buying her in a pay-to-play scheme. Since she is a loser they will not buy garbage so look for this to fold like a cheap $50 suit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (xujbM)
Depending on how much trouble she and her ilk cause.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (u0s1P)
The irony burns.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (7N6ox)
Old, Stale, News.
Old, stale, stinky Hillary news.
Hillary scamming money isn't news.
She has been doing it all her life.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (Q/UcH)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: DogMomtoNine at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (WcUup)
Following in the footsteps of Tookie Williams. I hope she follows in the rest of his footsteps, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (39g3+)
"These are the words I live by," Clinton said "We've got to find Galactica, destroy her, and end the human parasites forever."
Posted by: General Zod at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM
I think you mean $50 Bright Yellow Pant Suit.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (3sOO0)
As did other more moderate Senators like Corker while people like Mike Lee and Ben Sasse joined forces w/McCain& Grahm bragging about their refusing to vote Trump. I know everybody loves Lee& Sasse these days but it should not be forgotten they preferred a Hillary win. Not to sound like Harry Reid but I would think their Koch brother association had something to do with this.
Posted by: AdorableDeplorableChristi at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (0WFtY)
Posted by: Hilary! Rodham at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (qf6WZ)
Never Trust a Jew Fish'
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (92kX2)
It just seems like a sad attempt to stay relevant.
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (GRNzr)
Lutherans protest and withhold jello salads.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (voOPb)
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I'm sure rich libtards with companies will continue to pay her to speak at corporate events.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (J5mC3)
Heh That is some weapons-grade funny right there Ace - good stuff.
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (Fb9aZ)
This desperately requires a Photoshop job on the Dr. Seuss classic _Oh, The Places You'll Go!_.
Respin it as _Oh, The Places You Won't Go!_, with the White House as a cover backdrop.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (noWW6)
Her rack, however, is still spectacular.
And, she seems less hyper today. No horse tranquilizers needed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Napolean Dynamite at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (H37nb)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (nNdYv)
A real page turner.
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (x9c8r)
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followed by the island of misfit sex toys!
Posted by: Hilary! Rodham at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (PNcou)
It just seems like a sad attempt to stay relevant.
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1. Narcissists need worship
2. Clntons need Benjamins
3. Set up Chelsea's Presidential Run
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (J5mC3)
Never Trust a Jew Fish'
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (PPu+l)
You spelled Joo wrong.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (voOPb)
It just seems like a sad attempt to stay relevant.
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (GRNzr)
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"It's not sad! It's great! I'm going to be queen!"
-Hill-dog
"Of course you are, my beauty. Of course, you are."
-Huma
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (Jj43a)
The Schlonging.
Posted by: WisRich at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (hdpay)
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Mrs. Wrecks said that a few days ago implying that any implication that Hillary was less pure than extra virgin olive oil was just campaign bullshit. And Trump still has no AG thanks to Donk tantrums.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: T at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (IKdzI)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Howard Hughes at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (uIGjr)
FIFY
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (nNdYv)
And, she seems less hyper today. No horse tranquilizers needed.
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Donkey tranquilizers.
Then, if she keeps stable, go to the large dog ones.
Then cat tranquilizers.
Then the stuff they test on rats.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Bruce at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: T at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (IKdzI)
There's an actual law calling for its existence, combined with an actual budget. It would have to go through Congress and that ain't happening.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Shrillary still has contacts with all the top dems. That's always worth cold, hard cash. The same way the turds from Congress or the Executive branch leave their positions and immediately get high-paying lobbying gigs. They don't have any actual "power" any more but they know all the wrong people. Shrillary's little black book is still worth money. That's why someone has to drive a stake through heart. Otherwise, she's just going to keep this shit up and then pass her contacts on to her fugly daughter.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (zc3Db)
Same articles says she's also publishing a children's book this fall. Heaven help us all. Yikes. Posted by: DogMomtoNine
Julia's Adventures at Comet Pizza
Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (lKyWE)
Holy crap, people are gonna buy a book where she pulls quotes off the internet and prints them. Suckers born everyday.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: T at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (IKdzI)
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If he got separate appropriations bills per department, it might be easier...
But I believe the department exists because of statute (could be wrong), and it could take an act of Congress to actually eliminate it. He could always redirect resources to the point that it's just a shell of a department.
Don't expect him to do it though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (ThL6N)
Most requested topic will be "Why Wasn't I Ahead by 50 Points?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (BK3ZS)
This is a lame attempt to retain political clout. The Clintons are d-o-n-e in politics. They are now the equivalent to Algore.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (prTbl)
http://tinyurl.com/hudextg
satire is no longer possible, cant differentiate from reality
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (nCSwS)
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bet he's pissing out the side onto Obama's house
Posted by: Hilary! Rodham at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (wB8Tg)
Wasn't sure how to punctuate the end of that.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (J5mC3)
YOU WILL LIVE MY DREAM!!!!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Howard Hughes at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (+C5m6)
Holy crap, people are gonna buy a book where she pulls quotes off the internet and prints them. Suckers born everyday.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
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Some people bought Kim Kardashian's book of her Instagram pictures.
There are a lot of dumb people in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (ThL6N)
The MFM
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (fqERy)
*This is a real one I found the title on Amazon*
Ha, I actually have that book on my kindle on recommendation of a co-worker. But I don't think it means what she might thing it means.
Posted by: DogMomtoNine at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (WcUup)
or
Picking the Right Accent to Maximize Political Effectiveness
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: T
You mean like with sulfuric acid?
Posted by: Aviator at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)
How to Recognize Secrecy Classification Codes in Unsecured Documents
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (cx3NL)
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ya'll need to ratchet that up a bit.
"TRUMP DESTROYING MOTHER GAIA AND US ECONOMY WITH ENDLESS HELICOPTER TRIPS!!" THIS IS CNN."
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (J5mC3)
6. Always have an explanation ready when your child asks you why she looks like mommy's former colleague.
7. Pants suits can hide a lot of imperfections
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (AC18V)
Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his (or her) deceptions. Niccolo Machiavelli
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)
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"Listen, all we have to do is shout racist even louder, and we'll be back on top. Got it?"
-HRC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (ThL6N)
For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (fDdVG)
Pay for Play for Dummies
Influence Peddling for Dummies
Functional Alcoholism for Dummies
Sham Marriages for Dummies
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (ThL6N)
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Unfortunately the Department of Education is popular.
Probably because arguments like "if War, which is BAD gets a department, then surely Education, which is GOOD should have one." work.
Of course, following THAT idea to its logical conclusion doesn't work at all in any way but who cares?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: The Hopin' Hat at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (OzJeO)
Shouldn't she have signed with the Barely Walker agency?
Posted by: Aviator at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (3sOO0)
Pay for Play for Dummies
Influence Peddling for Dummies
Functional Alcoholism for Dummies
Sham Marriages for Dummies
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)
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Wiping with a Cloth for Dummies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (Ivjge)
"These Are The Words I Lie By."
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: DogMomtoNine
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"Grandma's Shit Their Pants, Too!" by Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (8b+oT)
There are a lot of dumb people in the world.
"How to Find The Perfect Mish Rocks" - Lena Dunham
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (W2Fol)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (a0IVu)
-HRC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (ThL6N)
To be fair, this is the entire leftist battle plan right now.
Show up. Call them racists. Why didn't I think of that?
-N. Bonaparte.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Boots at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (EBwPV)
Print this on each of 365 pages so you can turn over a new leaf every day.
It will never get old.
Best Seller I tell ya!
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (P/aDH)
Probably because arguments like "if War, which is BAD gets a department, then surely Education, which is GOOD should have one." work.
Of course, following THAT idea to its logical conclusion doesn't work at all in any way but who cares?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (xeeHA)
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And, on top of that, the government can't help with education if there is no education department (well, they can, but roll with me here).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH)
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Reagan wanted to get rid of it. He's gone. The Department of Education isn't.
That should give you an idea.
Posted by: junior at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (HSmrB)
Chapter 7: Winning! (What is it like?)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (SUd6i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (W2Fol)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (mN+tK)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (xeeHA)
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bet he's pissing out the side onto Obama's house
Posted by: Hilary! Rodham at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (PNcou)
If Melania told me she was lonely I'd fly up to NYC too.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (RD7QR)
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And her influence peddling scheme is out of inventory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (Nwg0u)
How to Perform Emergency Maintenance if Your Electromechanical Mobility Assistance Unit While On the Road
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Hilary! Rodham at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (PNcou)
Shounds sherious. Shending to the FBI.
Posted by: Senator John McCain at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Boots at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (EBwPV)
Show up. Call them racists. Why didn't I think of that?
-N. Bonaparte.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (92kX2)
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You know why he lost Waterloo?
His left flank forgot the English word for racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (ThL6N)
http://tinyurl.com/hudextg
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM
I 'knew' what that was, even as I clicked on the link.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (Q/UcH)
Also, will the Clinton Family Foundation keep going?
It's just the Clinton Global Initiative that was being closed, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (NOIQH)
I hope she does get back into politics. We need fossils like Hill, Pelosi and Warren to keep fresh young Dem talent off the bench.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: The Hopin' Hat at February 01, 2017 03:16 PM (OzJeO)
My guess is that the dems (who are much more in Obama's camp than the Clinton's right now- he's a winner) will quietly shuffle her off to clear the stage for K Harris or one of the other many candidates they have in the wings (/sarc.)
It really depends on how much power her operatives still have in the party.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (92kX2)
....
I'm betting that is the quotation that she lives by.
Seriously, who wants to bet the book will be identical to the average middle aged female Facebook page full of fake Marilyn Monroe quotes, portraying her as a " strong, idenpendent woman".
Yup. I bet the Kennedy Bros. thought Marylin Monroe was strong and independent...
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (iToY3)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (ty7RM)
Print this on each of 365 pages so you can turn over a new leaf every day.
It will never get old.
Best Seller I tell ya!
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir
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I'll take a calendar with, "Hillary Clinton will not be president today" on every day.
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (a0IVu)
She could just embroider these quotations on hundreds of pillows.
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Just horsing around at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (61BD9)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (Ya7zs)
Johnny Walker agency, you mean
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (hvf9s)
====================
"It's the blue stuff, right?"
-Hillary
"Of course."
-Huma, hiding the red label, representative of their lowered fortunes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (ThL6N)
Humbled: My Three Seconds Being Manhandled Like a Side of Beef
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
Fixt
Posted by: Country Singer at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (uiwCw)
Chapter 42: Instructions for Huma to bring tea, from when Hillary got confused and didn't switch from Word to Outlook.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (yL25O)
_Scent of a Woman: An Elderly, Inebriated, Incontinent One_
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (noWW6)
Holy SHIT, man. Get ON with it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (yL25O)
ROFLMAO!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (WrMht)
Shouldn't she have signed with the Barely Walker agency?
Posted by: Aviator"
I was thinking commercial spots for the Hillary Walker Co.
Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (1BQGO)
did John McCain ever visit there?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (iToY3)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: DaveA at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (92kX2)
And how much dirt she has on others in the party.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (uiwCw)
His left flank forgot the English word for racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (ThL6N)
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We need a remake of the Monty Python "funniest joke" sketch but using the word racist.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (WrMht)
... with the help of a compliant media.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (92kX2)
We're still with Her! Sign my branch up for 20 copies!!!!
Posted by: Your Local Lefty Librarian at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (NOIQH)
It really depends on how much power her operatives still have in the party.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (92kX2)
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Is it too much to ask to have Hillary and Obama lead the two wings of the party in a civil war?
Not only does the party beat itself half to death, but the winning general pretty much can't be the next president no matter who wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (6n332)
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (Ivjge)
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I remember watching her & B Clinton on one of the shows back in the day - she was yelling about NOT wanting to stay home and bake cookies. Funny how the people who do bake cookies seem to have the upper hand these days.
Posted by: Boots at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (Fmupd)
Any bets that this prison takeover will be blamed on President Trump?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Yo! at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (QMG4P)
Quim Brimful of Love: A Mishmash of Campaign Anecdotes Including a Large Pictorial Spread of My Bar Coaster Collection
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (BK3ZS)
(just like Obama who used AutoPen to sign laws from Congress)
Posted by: Howard Hughes at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (gCCON)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (noWW6)
You wouldn't want to be trapped in an elevator with her....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:22 PM (xeeHA)
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I was not thinking of that, but it works.
Could be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:19 PM (3sOO0)
****** _______*****
227 Chapter 18 -
Real Talk: The Truth About Sharpton's B.O.
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (nNdYv)
***
Yes, two Chapter 18s because she was promised there would be no math.
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Mega at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:21 PM (yL25O)
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In the editor's defense, he couldn't distinguish this from the highest quality parts of the book.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM
She is often confused.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (3sOO0)
When Rockefeller got old, he decided all that money he'd gotten wasn't going to do him any good, so he started to give it all away. He and Andrew Carnegie got into a competition for who could give their money away faster. Carnegie put his entire estate save some small amount for family into a fund that built libraries, schools, etc for towns around America.
It was all spent, every last dime, and they shut down. That's not the kind of philanthropy the Clintons engage in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Weird Nick at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (PEKYn)
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Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Boots at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (EBwPV)
Because who doesn't like cookies? Not that I would eat anything she made...
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (GRNzr)
I'll take a calendar with, "Hillary Clinton will not be president today" on every day.
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)
I love, I love, I love my calendar girl.
Each and every day of the year!!!
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)
......
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (71OEY)
Alex Jones and Me: The Moment I Realized His "Bill Clinton is a Rapist Stunt" was Funny AF
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Preezy 44 at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (bc2Lc)
"There is nothing more I love than children... if properly cooked"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:24 PM (Ya7zs)
===================
"Killing the next generation in the womb is the only way to make sure that they have true freedom. Freedom from want. Freedom from trial. Freedom from any suffering. Freedom from choice and large sodas."
-First paragraph of Chapter 12
"Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever read."
-Planned Parenthood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (iToY3)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2017 03:23 PM (QMG4P)
"I am not throwing away my shot....of alcohol."
Seriously, every time I see a pic of the Oval Office, and Trump in there with his peeps, I think of him being "in the room where it happens," and knowing Hilary is not I grin.
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Cyborg Hilary 2020 at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (sfq6H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)
The speaking tour is an idea, but the really big money will flow her way once the bidding war for her services concludes between Hoveround and Rascal mobility assistance devices
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (BK3ZS)
beep-beep-beep
Posted by: Cyborg Hilary 2020 at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
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"Why didn't they vote for me? I really don't get it?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (ThL6N)
or
Hillary Clinton is getting away from Bill by returning to the speaking circuit.
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (prTbl)
Haaaa ha ha. I can't breathe!
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 03:25 PM (TppKb)
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They vote to proceed to the legislative session is along party lines.
Like, all of the Democrats vote against continuing to... do Senate stuff? Get to work, shitstains!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx)
====================
"I've already booked her to speak at my birthday party."
-Lena Dunham
Dumb rich feminists, man. They still, genuinely, love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (ThL6N)
there. Its Chelsea's legacy and the family slush fund, they aren't
shutting that down, ever.
So...why does she need to earn more money by speaking or writing books?
Greedy, deluded beyotch!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (3jGss)
Iran - shooting missiles, acting badly. On notice! Sad.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (3sOO0)
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But after that what do they do?
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)
......
It's always profit, profit, profit with you people! She doesn't do things for profit! She does them for love! We are blessed that such an accomplished, strong woman is willing to go out the time and excruciating effort into sharing her thoughts with us!
Posted by: Hillary Supporters Everywhere at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: the Butcher at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (493sH)
Alternate titles for her books, which were rejected, included:
"Homophobes, Islamophobes, Racists, And Whatever"
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (ZM2xo)
Greedy, deluded beyotch!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
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Greed is when you work hard to provide a product or service that other people buy with their own free will and you want to keep the fruits of your labors.
Public service is when you ride your husband's coattails to almost becoming president and then giving milquetoast speeches to wealthy bankers when they're hoping to create political connections that will help them in the future.
Get it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (ThL6N)
Hillary Clinton is getting away from Bill by returning to the speaking circuit.
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (3jGss)
or
Bill is getting her away from the house by convincing her that there's money to be made and she's still relevant. Plus, the SS agents aren't getting cookies from Hilldawg like they do from the Energizer Bunny.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:30 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hillary Supporters Everywhere at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (71OEY)
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"She gives all of her money to charity!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (ThL6N)
They are the worlds greatest DELIBERATIVE body.
And so they deliberate.
And deliberate.
And deliberate.
And deliberate.
One useless man is called a disgrace; two are called a law firm, and three or more are called a congress! (Or senate.)
Piddle twiddle and resolve, not one thing do they solve.
Posted by: Stuff John Adams Said at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Servius at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (SXIn9)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Betty White at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: McCool at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (nCSwS)
by Hillary clinton.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (iToY3)
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
Or Party registration, as the case may be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (Frvrc)
Trump may be meeting the body of the SEAL
Posted by: Yo! at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (P/aDH)
Karl Rove.
*leans way back in chair, puts feet up on desk, farts*
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (8b+oT)
she'll take $100,000 per speech, but she'll get $20, a free lunch or
dinner, and free booze at the event
Posted by: the Butcher
Free booze? Shit no. She drinks like a fish.
Posted by: Event Promotor at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (/Nite)
Chapter 1: I'll get you my pretties and your little dog Toto too!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (493sH)
My Favorite Undifferentiated Tissue Masses: A Pictorial Of A Single Heartwarming Day of Hillary With Chelsea's Punishments
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (BK3ZS)
- a Cookbook by Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:28 PM (prTbl)
*With Bonus Chapter: My Favorite Spirit Cooking Recipes*
Posted by: Country Singer at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (uiwCw)
Reverse mortgages and Dr. Scholl's.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (W2Fol)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (nFwvY)
The Shart is a Lonely Hunter
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (7HtZB)
by Hillary clinton.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
"The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (SRKgf)
OMG. Trump made an unannounced trip to meet the body of the first casualty under his tenure; a Navy Seal Team Six.
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
That is awesome.
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (ZM2xo)
"At this point, what difference does it make?"
"A year ago, he would have been bringing us coffee"
"I ain't in no ways taaaard"
"THUMP!" (sound of her head hitting the floor of a van after being tossed in by Secret Service agents).
Posted by: Quotes Hillary Lives By at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
====================
When they move fast we get Dodd-Frank, Sarbanes-Oxley, and the Patriot Act.
Also, when they're bipartisan we get the same things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: the Butcher at February 01, 2017 03:29 PM (AGJqR)
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Sounds like the "Blues Brothers" playing a gig - they drank so much they ended up owing the bar money.
Posted by: Boots at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (xpfRn)
Also a "talking" book so you can hear the audible hiccups, burps and flatulence.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (llUHc)
Spirits Cooking: My Favorite Vodka Recipes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (BK3ZS)
I offered them a dry muffin.
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
I knew he was going to speak to the family. Hope he got their permission, and he won't have his picture made with the casket.
Unlike Preezy "It's All About Me."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (b7fwp)
......
He didn't bring the press pool and WH camera crew? Pffft! Newbie.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (71OEY)
To include quotations from:
Vince Foster: "Hillary, we can work this out. Don't do anything you'll regret. Please don't! No! AAAAAAAARGH......"
Huma Abedin: "So I give you this lesbian sex, and you will do what the Muslim Brotherhood asks, yes?"
Bill Clinton: "Okay, it's a deal. I'm allowed to screw anything that moves, and in return you get to decide how and whether Americans get health care."
Neurologist: "If you have a seizure in public, just say you were dehydrated."
Robby Mook: "White cis hetero Americans are fading away. Just ignore them during the campaign, and when you're president we'll round them up into camps."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (hA1V+)
I can see Huma setting Hillz up with a computer for her book drafts and just letting her type, type, type, never sharing any of the pages with the publisher because what she's typing is meaningless, nonsensical crap.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (NOIQH)
Speaking of Betty White...
watch this (very short) clip as that liar katie couric bates and leads Betty White into denouncing President Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXYqG8ri4po
Look at the disgust on couric's ugly face when Betty White isn't going along.
Also, notice the b-roll film Yahoo plays on cue when couric says certain things.
Also, notice the title of this video -- it's a lie. Betty White never talks about division, couric does.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (prTbl)
Why settle for x when you can eat at the y.
Reset/ Recharge 220/221
Money men are both a blessing and a curse.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Golfman at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (k0S3A)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:35 PM (llUHc)
Unlike Preezy "It's All About Me."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)
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This is the first time I think we'll be able to see if Trump is more Obama or more W when it comes to honoring those troops who've been injured or killed in combat.
I think I can tell how the Horde hopes he'll fall.
I'm guessing he's going to go that way, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
Fox Business - Trump arrives at Dover Air Force base. It has to be a great change for the military to have a Command and Chief who respects them and doesn't hate them like the queen did
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (493sH)
Nerd Alert!
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (nQ10o)
The Wilford Brimley Chair for Endorsing Die-a-beet-us Supplies from Liberty Medical is open...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (KUaJL)
Wendy Davis.
*tries to fart yet again, shits pants*
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (8b+oT)
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I just had a thought.
Almost 400 comments in and not one of us has demanded to boycott the agency.
Until the left and Milo's book.
Interesting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (llUHc)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
I knew he was going to speak to the family. Hope he got their permission, and he won't have his picture made with the casket.
Unlike Preezy "It's All About Me."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)
And he won't be blaming it on a youtube video.
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (P/aDH)
by Hillary Clinton
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (KUaJL)
Das Capitol, by Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (W2Fol)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (fqERy)
Clap, Please
How to Blow $140 Million And Not Get A Single Delegate
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (DMUuz)
Ace of Spades: where the news come to YOU.
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (llUHc)
by Hillary Clinton and/or OJ Simpson
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (c6/9Q)
Also, when they're bipartisan we get the same things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:33 PM (ThL6N)
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I'd slow them down by limiting their time to 4 hours per week. And then pay them accordingly.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
I think I can tell how the Horde hopes he'll fall.
I'm guessing he's going to go that way, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:36 PM (ThL6N)
You're pretending we don't already know how Trump feels about our military?
The arrogance of you NeverTrumpers is breathtaking.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (BK3ZS)
sometimes I don't eat as healthy as I should, so I drink booze.
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (b7fwp)
Wasn't sure how to punctuate the end of that.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (yL25O)
"Words I live by" means "words I use to make a living, ergo 'live by.'"
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (3jGss)
IT WAS MY TURN YOU RACIST MYSOGINIST COUSIN HUMPING CLOD KICKING HILLBILLIES! FUCK!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)
to host Mz Clinton. We would love to hear her views on reproductive
health and evil, raceist Trump people, and her plans to rule America
after he is impeeched. We will raise funds from our annual maple syrup
and pancakes dinner.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 01, 2017 03:20 PM (ty7RM)
Dear Ms. Cloggenstien,Thank you for your interest in having Mrs. Clinton speak at your event. Please be advised of the following requests that Mrs. Clinton will require to appear:1. $250,000 in cash (preferably in small bills)2. Private jet transportation to the event (aircraft above Gulfstream IV)3. 100 gallons of Grey Goose vodka.4. "Incidentals".
Please advise if these are acceptable. If not please DO NOT contact us further.
Hope you pancake and maple syrup dinner was lucrative.Yours truly,The Harry Walker Agency
Posted by: The Harry Walker Agency at February 01, 2017 03:41 PM (qJhUV)
"A bush in the hand is better than sex with a philanderer. "
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:41 PM (llUHc)
The Chappaqua Fish Taco Diet
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (hA1V+)
That was a breathtaking leap of logic.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:39 PM (xeeHA)
=====================
I've seen a convincing argument (made by Jay Cost I think) that said that Congress critters are actually underpaid considering the amount of money that they are responsible for. Their current pay makes things like well paying lobbying jobs more important to them than if they got paid more.
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (FZYNt)
Nor will he blame the Sailor's death on some heretofore unknown YouTube film maker.
Of course, that's a bet that no wise Moron or 'Ette would take.
But I might oughta proffer it to the MSN, yes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (Fmupd)
Oh, no wait, that's Kate Upton's book...>>>
>> Is it a pop up book?
Posted by: Buzzsaw
It's in Braille.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (xpfRn)
Why does Fox News think people want to listen to shithead juan williams spew the same bullshit every day?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (prTbl)
Seriously, for this company to rep her, they are going to want a hefty fee. That's fine if your star is ascending.
Not so great when it's on it's way down.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:43 PM (W2Fol)
Why does Fox News think people want to listen to shithead juan williams spew the same bullshit every day?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection
great time for a piss break
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 01, 2017 03:43 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:43 PM (llUHc)
Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2017 03:43 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (ty7RM)
This was one of the most endearing things about President Bush, his genuine love for the military and the individuals that fought in it. His talks with them, visits to hospitals, walking with them, all of it. He still does it. Bush was a flawed president but a genuinely very good man, I believe. Probably his greatest flaw as president, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (prTbl)
Because he works cheap.
Posted by: Fox News at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (71OEY)
30,000 personal emails on my server,
30,000 personal emails
Take one down and wipe it around,
29,999 personal emails on my server.
29,999 personal emails on my server...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (Frvrc)
====================
Will red state Democrats go along with the filibuster on someone who got placed on the 10th circuit unanimously about a decade ago?
Trump has said publicly that he wants McConnell to pull the trigger on the nuclear option (the Reid Option, perhaps) if there's a filibuster.
He'll get through, and since Trump is publicly demanding the nuclear option if the filibuster happens, I don't think Schumer will play games. The hearings will be interesting, but Gorsuch will get through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (ThL6N)
I watched a little of the innauguration parade. Saw a sincere respect for the military out of Trump. No way it was an act.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (1ZlS3)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2017 03:38 PM (P/aDH)
Yes. It's the reader who pops up.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (ZM2xo)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
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I'd listen to that argument.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (0D4kT)
oh, my, Scaramucci might not get that DC job he wanted.
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection
great time for a piss break
Posted by: Rick in SK
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Wow, you mean you are in the Fox studios?
Posted by: Aviator at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (/Nite)
Mmmm. Not really. The guy went for Mondale and Clinton. He got the biggest races of our lifetime wrong. What can he possibly say that's insightful or prescient?hes just another pissed off nevertrumper whose spew you can predict like the seasons.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (llUHc)
Ace gonna cover ESPN's hack max kellerman who demands an Inquisition on all sports figures who openly support Donald Trump?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:47 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:47 PM (Frvrc)
So, change the rules, vote it out and move on, folks. Lather. Rinse. Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2017 03:47 PM (7bkOX)
I watched a little of the innauguration parade. Saw a sincere respect for the military out of Trump. No way it was an act.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 01, 2017 03:45 PM (1ZlS3)
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The question in my mind is less about genuine respect and more about the need for self-aggrandizement.
If we don't hear anything about this trip officially again, that's a very good thing. No pictures from the WH.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
Light years better than making an unannounced trip to the golf course.
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (GRNzr)
I'm surprised anyone listens to O'Reilly. What an obnoxious blowhard.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (/tuJf)
I'll bet my left nut Krauthammer will have a problem with President Trump telling McConnell to go nuclear.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (AC18V)
Picture included.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2017 03:49 PM (QMG4P)
Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2017 03:49 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Mc at February 01, 2017 03:49 PM (TWinl)
Posted by: Fritz at February 01, 2017 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (11H2y)
Light years better than making an unannounced trip to the golf course.
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (GRNzr)
Or for ice cream. #TheBearIsLoose!
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (zLDYs)
I heard him interviewed on NPR. Total pimp slap. He sounded like that brilliant high school Latin teacher, who was so smart, not even the assholes tried to f-w/him
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (J+eG2)
I hate the media.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward at February 01, 2017 03:51 PM (OzJeO)
Obama was such a POS using the families of the fallen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (ODxAs)
I heard him interviewed on NPR. Total pimp slap. He sounded like that brilliant high school Latin teacher, who was so smart, not even the assholes tried to f-w/him
He is excellent in media venues. Dr Gorka is quick, articulate, and sharp.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (r/0kC)
by Hillary Clinton
A horror story for the ages.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)
====================
Books aren't read in vacuums.
We'd read it as a comedy, methinks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (ThL6N)
I think they're gonna have to use a division of Marines and a crowbar to get President Trump away from work for even an hour.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (0D4kT)
Or scowling the whole time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (AC18V)
"Puppet Show and Spinal Tap and Hillary!"
Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (jjaLl)
Judging by the size of her ass I figure she could look after about 340 of them.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (iWW0H)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
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I'd listen to that argument.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:46 PM (xeeHA)
Lemme see if I have this straight...
Y'all are saying if we only paid these valuable public servants more, they would stay in office longer?
No, but seriously, how about if you want to leave your cushy Congress job and become a lobbyist, it'll cost you... what, 10 million dollars.
You pay up front. Money goes to widows and orphans of service men and women, police, firefighters.
There. Problem solved. Everybody gets something out of the deal.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Weird Nick at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (PEKYn)
Since the refugee ban, about 800 refugees have been admitted into the USA due to "extreme circumstances" which under Trump probably means they were Christian refugees.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 03:52 PM (AC18V)
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"That's probably the most racist thing I've ever heard. Obama was the greatest president ever, and if you think differently, then you are a bitter clinger and I can't wait until you die. Also, please vote for me in 2018."
-Democratic Senator in a red state
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (ThL6N)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (cOHS7)
I heard him interviewed on NPR. Total pimp slap. He sounded like that brilliant high school Latin teacher, who was so smart, not even the assholes tried to f-w/him
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM (ty7RM)
Dr Gorka. Good podcast with The Federalist. 7/27/16 What motivates Jihad...?
Posted by: Golfman at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (k0S3A)
That's some serious mental disease.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (hrlSe)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (3jGss)
Yeah, deep in my heart i knew that. But I hate those little one quote mark quotes. Not luxurious enough.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2017 03:50 PM
It really did happen you know, the body of the child was found years later.
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (FtrY1)
Ivanka remarkably not wearing a couch cover or a cocktail dress
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (0D4kT)
Why is Ivanka going? I hate to split hairs but she really has no business going with him on this. He's gone out of his way to say that she doesn't have a WH role. This is a CiC thing.
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (71OEY)
Leave it to these shitheads to unravel all the momentum gained by the GOP so far. How fucking stupid can you be? I'd bet Collins voted for Obama's education picks no problem.
Posted by: ThomasR at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (WKkqe)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (r/0kC)
I laughed myself hoarse over the "Chain of Command" photo display which appeared at an un-named USMC facility:
http://tinyurl.com/jnujwxs
If you look closely, you'll see that instead of the usual photo portraits, they had substituted a triumphant Trump riding on a tank, and the likeness of Saint Mattis of Quantico.
http://tinyurl.com/ju2hbua
http://tinyurl.com/jlj7tyn
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (iToY3)
Y'all are saying if we only paid these valuable public servants more, they would stay in office longer?
No, but seriously, how about if you want to leave your cushy Congress job and become a lobbyist, it'll cost you... what, 10 million dollars.
You pay up front. Money goes to widows and orphans of service men and women, police, firefighters.
There. Problem solved. Everybody gets something out of the deal.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
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I recounted that I had heard someone made the argument, and that when I heard the argument, I found it convincing.
Trying to argue with either of us in such strong terms over the merits of the idea is a little silly since neither of us made it.
I'm actually looking for the original article now...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (ThL6N)
Even better one right below it about a substitute teacher repeatedly going cartwheels in front of her students wearing a skirt but no panties.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (z0fov)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:57 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:57 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Yo! at February 01, 2017 03:57 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
Post of the thread.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 01, 2017 03:57 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Eromero
The Father just recently passed away, said he never got over it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
I dunno. Maybe shes calming for him
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:57 PM (0D4kT)
Dad, you can't make a statement that you're going to kill every motherf*cker responsible for this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
The technical term for that idea is "Bullcrap".
In the state house of TX, reps are paid somewhere around $10k a year to be a rep. IOW, virtually nothing. Works out great.
They don't need to get paid more simply because they are directing the course of large sums of money. What needs to happen is a ban lobbying by former members of congress. Full stop.
And no lobbying via some sort of proxy by former members of congress either.
You serve, and when you're done, go back to your day job. Finis.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (yL25O)
In this case, I don't mind Ivanka going along as a representative of the Trump family in a show of sympathy.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (prTbl)
The raid in Yemen produced lots of intel material, i.e., laptops and such, that would have been lost in one of TFG's drone strikes.
RIP brave SEAL and God comfort and bless your family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH)
Even better one right below it about a substitute teacher repeatedly going cartwheels in front of her students wearing a skirt but no panties.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
I see nothing wrong with this cleavage!
http://tinyurl.com/hrkw8a5
And I'm off to work. Have a good one all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (Frvrc)
She comes around here, she'll be lucky just to get her parking validated.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 04:00 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2017 04:00 PM (z0fov)
"The Day Robbie Mook Disappeared." Nonfiction.
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at February 01, 2017 04:00 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2017 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
I'm actually looking for the original article now...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:56 PM (ThL6N)
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I disagree with that argument. But, as with a million other (often stupid) arguments, I'd listen.
It isn't counter-logical that setting a Senator's salary higher might make him less influenced by money. My initial response is that it is a bit simplistic, but hey, I haven't heard the argument.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (xeeHA)
Why is Ivanka going?
Why not. I suspect she will be incredibly sympathetic to the family.
When I was an army officer I frequently brought my daughter to official functions. It was good for her and she made me proud.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (QMG4P)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (Frvrc)
Trump picks an established businessman who is an expert in the field of the given cabinet position
Democrats: He's only picking professionals!!!!!
Trump picks an outsider with a love for school choice to head up the department of Education
Democrats: He's not picking a professional!!!!
Yeah....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (0D4kT)
Posted by: Colin at February 01, 2017 04:01 PM (PBLF0)
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (7HtZB)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
Seems like a pretty compelling argument that we should drastically slash the federal budget and scope of things under it's purview, so as to make ex-congresscritters less valuable employees to lobbyists.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Should be reassigned to the committee for overseeing portapotties at National Parks.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (W2Fol)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)
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That's really the best way to go about things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 04:02 PM (ThL6N)
Ivanka remarkably not wearing a couch cover or a cocktail dress
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (0D4kT)
Why is Ivanka going? I hate to split hairs but she really has no business going with him on this. He's gone out of his way to say that she doesn't have a WH role. This is a CiC thing.
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 03:55 PM (71OEY)
It's a simple payment of respect. She wouldn't attend if it weren't important to her.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 01, 2017 04:03 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2017 04:03 PM (oVJmc)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
Tough sell on me.
It's government SERVICE. it was never suppposed to be a career.
Pay them less, get rid of all the perks, expense accounts, staff, housing allowances, etc. Sell or lease all the extra space.
Need a place to stay while in D.C.? Fine. Hey Army! We need a barracks slapped up behind the Capital building, please. Enough space for about 535 cots. Yeah, pull it back down when they go into recess.
Make the fuckers go back home and get a real job. They don't like it? Fine. We can elect Cletus the Garbage Man to take a flight to D.C. and vote and he'd be thrilled if we covered his ticket only. I don't need "qualifications". What is so tough about asking your constituents how you should vote, then going and pushing the appropriate button. Done. They have nothing else to do.
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 04:03 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 04:03 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Big fat meanie at February 01, 2017 04:04 PM (P6QHz)
Posted by: Joe Mama
It was free to come hear her when she was going to be the next president and she still couldn't fill a bingo hall.
No one ever pays to see these idiots, its always someone writes 1 big check--an amount substantially smaller than what they expect in return, and free admittance for people who are forced to turn up.
It's going to be fun watching it turn to shit for her.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2017 04:04 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 04:04 PM (AC18V)
Lets say your dad, or son, or brother died serving your country. Knocking at the door is not just the president of the United States, but his wife to offer respects and condolences....
That's why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+)
I don't have a problem with it and it's nice but it's definitely not necessary.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2017 04:06 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 04:07 PM (prTbl)
I am pretty sure that this was orchestrated.
DeVos will get confirmed by 1 vote.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2017 04:08 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 01, 2017 04:03 PM (nQ10o)
Fair enough and I will take it for granted that you're right.
She still has no business flying out to a military base on Marine One for something like this. Lots of private citizens, I'm sure, would like to pay their respects. We don't do it in this way because it's inappropriate.
Trump going is one thing. If Melania wanted to go, fine, even though FLOTUS isn't technically an official position. Adult daughter who they've gone out of their way to say has no official position? She can go the the memorial service along with everyone else if it's important to her.
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 04:08 PM (71OEY)
There's more to it than that, but that's what I remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ThL6N)
The technical term for that idea is "Bullcrap".
In the state house of TX, reps are paid somewhere around $10k a year to be a rep. IOW, virtually nothing. Works out great.
They don't need to get paid more simply because they are directing the course of large sums of money. What needs to happen is a ban lobbying by former members of congress. Full stop.
And no lobbying via some sort of proxy by former members of congress either.
You serve, and when you're done, go back to your day job. Finis.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2017 03:58 PM (yL25O)
The idea of payment to these asswipes is that they get enough for room, board and travel. They are supposed to making a SACRIFICE to serve our country. The opportunity is supposed to be a cherished honor, not an opportunity to enrich oneself.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 01, 2017 04:09 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2017 04:09 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:54 PM (xujbM)
I read the title, and heard TFG's voice reading it aloud. I kind of hate you now.
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 01, 2017 04:09 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at February 01, 2017 04:09 PM (vI+F1)
Lets say your dad, or son, or brother died serving your country. Knocking at the door is not just the president of the United States, but his wife to offer respects and condolences....
That's why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Ivana is his daughter and they are going to a military base.
Posted by: Damiano at February 01, 2017 04:09 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Bikram Choudhury at February 01, 2017 04:11 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 01, 2017 04:12 PM (TZMbQ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 01, 2017 04:12 PM (fcdJM)
Posted by: R. DUKE at February 01, 2017 04:17 PM (ONH2e)
559 Why is Ivanka going?
Lets say your dad, or son, or brother died serving your country. Knocking at the door is not just the president of the United States, but his wife to offer respects and condolences....
That's why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Agreed. Melania isn't free to go because she's looking after Barron, so Ivanka is representing the first females, which I think is nice. Walking into a emotionally charged fresh grief situation (for a young man killed) like that takes guts. It's going to be brutal and I give Trump and her a lot of credit for it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2017 04:20 PM (iWW0H)
Dude, when a Texas coyote eats your baby. you don't find anything. Dingoes are pussies.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2017 04:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Fritz at February 01, 2017 04:45 PM (jHLWo)
Posted by: James Douglas at February 01, 2017 05:00 PM (blnJH)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at February 01, 2017 05:50 PM (7A6l6)
CORRECTED:
"$200,000 or more per speech before her second failed campaign for the White House."
Posted by: JB at February 01, 2017 06:00 PM (5ntXg)
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