Trump: The Universal Solvent

After the horrific Quebec mosque shootings, NDH brought my attention to this amazing tweet:

Too early to know if #Quebec mosque shooting was perpetrated by right-wing extremists. If it was, then this is result of Trump rhetoric.
— Conor McCormick (@ConorMichael2 January 30, 2017

When I first read it, I thought the guy was making fun of knee-jerk progressive journalists. Then I realized "holy crap, he's serious."

This statement is jaw-dropping: "If it was, then this is result of Trump rhetoric". WTF? It's like he's got the story already written before ascertaining the actual facts.

What it all boils down to is:

Trump Is To Blame For Everything

Which is coming to be the MSM's main go-to line. It's a universal solvent for lazy journalists, good for pretty much every problem, and the story writes itself, so you don't have to do any actual work. I remember somebody, I forget who, on Twitter last week saying: If Trump cured cancer, the headlines would be: Trump Declares War On Oncologists

Sounds about right. I gave it a bit of thought and came up with:

Trump's Meddling May Have Unintended Consequences - Oncologists Hardest Hit
'Cancer Cure Will Only Make Things Worse' Many Scientists Say

We kicked it around a bit on the cobs' super secret email list and here are a couple more contributions:

Weirddave:
If Trump walked on water from Hoboken to the Chelsea Piers, the NYT headline would read Trump can't swim!

Mis. Hum.:
If Trump emptied and freed a kill kennel of dogs the headline would be Trump sics dogs on unsuspecting public.

...to which I would add, as the NY Times undoubtedly would:

Michael Vick Hardest Hit

So, Open Question for this Open Thread: What amazing things could Trump accomplish and how would the MSM spin them into failures?

Posted by: OregonMuse at 02:50 PM

Comments

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1 First

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:45 PM (ThL6N)

2 First?

Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at February 01, 2017 02:46 PM (JNDQi)

3 And when Trump leaves office, everything that follows will also be his fault.

Posted by: Advo at February 01, 2017 02:46 PM (Ms4Um)

4 Damn, I had to read it.....

Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at February 01, 2017 02:46 PM (JNDQi)

5 Well, to be fair, we'd probably be seeing the exact same stories if Jeb had won.

I mean, Jeb may want to open our borders and sees illegal immigration as an act of love, but he has an R after his name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:46 PM (ThL6N)

6 third?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2017 02:46 PM (2ubCU)

7 Hey now! Top ten?

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (s35dU)

8 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

9
Restaurant at Trump Tower builds world's largest taco salad bowl; Cubans deride Trump for mocking boat people

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (BK3ZS)

10 Rex Tillerson confirmed Party Line vote

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (y3aQB)

11 8 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

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Good luck, Mr. Tillerson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (ThL6N)

12 Susan Collins voting against De Vos. Can't wait for the next Sec Ed nominee: Ted Nugent.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (s35dU)

13 Trump's DHS stops major "terrorist" plot by rounding up Muslims and denying them their freedom to associate!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

14 Actually if We are gonna play that game Trudeau is to blame. Supposedly this whack job was anti-immigrant and the day before the shooting Trudeau said he would take all of the Immigrants We refused... Set Him off if You ask Me.... See I can play that game too...

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (O2RFr)

15 Trump raises the dead. Democrats investigating possible conflict of interest with residential real-estate holdings.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (2ubCU)

16 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State

I just rolled over and my schadenboner directionally drilled all the way to Belgium and fracked a shale deposit.

I'm waiting for the EU cops to come arrest me.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (TppKb)

17 Trump pays off national debt. Chinese bond-holders hardest hit.

Posted by: Isophorone at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (rvgcl)

18 NYT (172 point type):

"HE HAD A HAT"

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (6VG2o)

19 >>Restaurant at Trump Tower builds world's largest taco salad bowl; Cubans deride Trump for mocking boat people

Accept there are no more Cuban boat people thanks to Obama's last minute ban, yes ban, on admitting Cubans.

Remember how the media went crazy when he did that? Nobody else does either.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

20 The standard of living goes up 20% under Trump's policies:

"Trump Devastates Dollar Stores"

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (CLKfs)

21 8 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

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I just struck oil in Alaska and I'm in Illinois.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (kTF2Z)

22 I think we'll probably start seeing the phrase "Jobless recovery" again.

It's been out of style since Bushitler but I think it's ready to make a comeback - like bellbottom pants etc

Posted by: just a guy at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (RzUqr)

23 And when Trump leaves office, everything that follows will also be his fault.

Just like W

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (O2RFr)

24 Trump's EPA refusing to allow scientists to disseminate fake news.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (WuRdh)

25 Trump Bullies American Businesses to Hiring 100's of Thousands of US Citizens, Economists Say Unemployment Unexpectedly Down to 3%

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (NOIQH)

26 Trump could affirm a minister's right to decline to marry a homosexual couple, and the headlines would read "Bigot Hater Homophobe".

Oh, they already do.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (bpfzP)

27 Look, I'm not saying it's time to panic people.
But yeah, it may be time to panic.

http://bit.ly/2kqVE7m

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (S2VsH)

28 If Trump made North Dakota warm the MSM would accuse him of putting plow drivers out of work.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

29 15 Trump raises the dead. Democrats investigating possible conflict of interest with residential real-estate holdings.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (2ubCU)

Trump Raises the dead...

Trump campaign investigated for allowing the Dead to Vote!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (qf6WZ)

30 Actually if We are gonna play that game Trudeau is to blame.

That's been my point for the past couple days. If he was 'triggered' it was because Trudeau mouthed off that Canada was going to be the next Germany.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (TppKb)

31 Trumps Energy policies reduce gas prices to under a dollar a gallon...

TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON OUR FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (jjaLl)

32 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State

So start firing their asses Rex...

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (O2RFr)

33 Rex Tillerson aid observed sharpening axes. Big smile on face.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (fqERy)

34
Who is the pajamaboi in the twitter thing and why do I can what some brainless mick pansy says?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (493sH)

35 Trump Revitalizes Detroit!

"Welfare Recipients Feel Displaced"

Trump Restarts Space Program!

"Trump Kills Valuable NASA Muslim Outreach Program"

Trump Brings Peace to the Middle East!

"Defense Industry Crashes Because of Trump"

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (J5mC3)

36 If all this winning keeps up, my dick will have more visa stamps in his passport than mine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (kTF2Z)

37 And when everything is Trump's fault, then nothing will be.

Posted by: Syndrome, with a cape at February 01, 2017 02:50 PM (VndSC)

38 Trump brings back 6,000 jobs to the states.

Headline: Unemployment numbers take a tailspin!

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2017 02:51 PM (tGBt6)

39 27 Look, I'm not saying it's time to panic people.
But yeah, it may be time to panic.

http://bit.ly/2kqVE7m

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (S2VsH)

Pigs so terrified of Trump they are committing suicide.

-MSM

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 01, 2017 02:51 PM (WuRdh)

40 Trump's Rhetoric Incites Iran Nuclear Attack

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

41
Just proves they don't even believe what they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 02:51 PM (prTbl)

42 the cobs' super secret email list and here are a couple more contributions:

Gosh darn it, them Rooskis done hacked us again!

Posted by: John "Cob-reporter" Podesta at February 01, 2017 02:51 PM (DMUuz)

43 Trump's wall puts halt on illegal immigration.

TRUMP'S WALL TOO HIGH FOR MIDGET MEXICAN WRESTLERS!

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (HgMAr)

44 Trump reorganizes train industry. Mussolini got the trains to run on time too.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (3sOO0)

45 OT, but related to the Trumps just can't win:

People are enraged that Ivanka wore a pretty dress to a ball this weekend, because refugees, let them eat cake, tone deaf, etc. What, they are supposed to wear sackcloth and ashes for the next four years? Ignoring all the times the Obamas wore fancy clothes.

Trump is scheduled to take a break at the "Winter White House," aka Mar a Lago, soon. I look forward to the protests and more let em eat cake comments. Ignoring all the times Obama vacayed, of course. If he golfs their heads will explode.

Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (hvf9s)

46 8 Rex Tillerson is the new Sec of State
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

Start massacres at State. Stop when the wailing stops.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

47 Let's not overlook the fact Trump wasn't elected to pussyfoot around. He was elected to grab 'em by the pussy.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (vI+F1)

48 Trump "fixes" Flint water crises, denies minorities families free and easy access to bottled water.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (X7E8f)

49
That tweet is pure AGIT-PROP.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (prTbl)

50 31 - remember when gas prices were so high under Bushitler it was a bad thing

when gas prices went up under Obama weren't there "experts" cited by press that low gas prices were actually a bad thing?

it's so confusing for a simple person like myself

Posted by: just a guy at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (RzUqr)

51 Ace is putting up more shelves,isn't he?

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (r/0kC)

52 Stock market surges past 20,000 under Trump...

"Stock market gains on Obama legacy"

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (CLKfs)

53 Trump lands man on Mars. Hates Earth.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (W2Fol)

54
Never never never never ever argue with agit-prop.

It's a trap. Don't fall into it.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (prTbl)

55 And when Trump leaves office, everything that follows will also be his fault.

Just like W

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 02:49 PM (O2RFr)

Barry: You didn't think I was responsible for all the shit that happened over the last 8 years, do you?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

56 Trump policies lead to abortion ban. Formula and diaper shortages feared.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (SUd6i)

57 Trump's UN De-Funding Results in Starving Africans, Gendered Abuse Worldwide

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

58 Tillerson 56-43

Posted by: grammie winger at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (bpfzP)

59 Start massacres at State. Stop when the wailing stops.

The beatings will continue until morale...oh fuck morale, more beatings.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (TppKb)

60 Trump Causes Inner City Crime to Plummet!

"Police Departments Decimated by Trump Policies"

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (J5mC3)

61 Trump Infrastructure Bill Rejuvenates Economy. Nation's Rubble Reserves Hit Record Low!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (xeeHA)

62 Trump's Wall will affect global warming.

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (VndSC)

63 Heitcamp, Manchin, and Warner: all ayes Bet they are up for relection ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (y3aQB)

64 T-Rex now in at State. Outstanding.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (kqtMD)

65 It's like the opposite of #TrudeauEulogies...

Posted by: Lyford at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (KlzLZ)

66 Trump brings back 6,000 jobs to the states.
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Many Americans asking how many more hours they will have to work in new Trump economy.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (X7E8f)

67 And I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon! Just like my good friend Tim Marchman! By the way, has anyone seen him?

Posted by: Conor McCormick at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (qJhUV)

68 45 OT, but related to the Trumps just can't win:

People are enraged that Ivanka wore a pretty dress to a ball this weekend, because refugees, let them eat cake, tone deaf, etc. What, they are supposed to wear sackcloth and ashes for the next four years? Ignoring all the times the Obamas wore fancy clothes.

Trump is scheduled to take a break at the "Winter White House," aka Mar a Lago, soon. I look forward to the protests and more let em eat cake comments. Ignoring all the times Obama vacayed, of course. If he golfs their heads will explode.
Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 02:52 PM (hvf9s)

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Until Trump starts demanding that other people be generous with their money to fix societal ills, threatening to use the force of government to make sure it happens, I'm not sure how it's a story...

Oh wait...I know...Trump has an R after his name.

How silly of me.

Please continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (ThL6N)

69 O/T: The Iraqi whose mom died because of Trump' s EO? It was a lie. She died five days before it was enacted.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (jKUeC)

70 Heitcamp, Manchin, and Warner: all ayes Bet they are up for relection ?

I know 2 are...

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (O2RFr)

71 Under Trump Homeless Disappear, Feared to be Employed and Sheltered

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

72 Trump's phrase, "You're fired!" led to the Hindenburg disaster.

Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (8b+oT)

73
Trump cures blindness. Only to put seeing eye dogs out of business.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (493sH)

74 Are Trump's Increased Bombing Raids on ISIS Contributing to Elevated CO2 Levels?

Posted by: Golfman at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (k0S3A)

75 >>> when gas prices went up under Obama weren't there "experts" cited by press that low gas prices were actually a bad thing?

Lower gas prices means lower taxes on gas!!! What about maintaining our poor roads!!! For the children!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (hvf9s)

76 Trump lands man on Mars. Hates Earth.

Barbra Streisand leaves planet.

Beloved Hollywood Figure Believed Deported.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (TppKb)

77 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (8R9v6)

78 69 O/T: The Iraqi whose mom died because of Trump' s EO? It was a lie. She died five days before it was enacted.
Posted by: Bill R.

Boy, Trump is GOOD!!

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (VndSC)

79 What news agency does this "Conor McCormick" work for or is he just some stupid jerk on twitter?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

80 Trump's wall puts halt on illegal immigration.

"Jihadi Bombers Forced to Target Europe"

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (J5mC3)

81 Which Republicans voted against?Trump will call them to the oval office and slap their faces with his dick.

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (r/0kC)

82 Trump hits 0% unemployment: TRUMP ENDANGERING SOCIAL WORKER JOBS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (Nwg0u)

83 BTW, the shooter's Facebook page has been taken down (despite not including any overt hate like "tuer tous les musulmans!!!") and he had a huge variety of Likes/Follows including Canada's leftwing New Democrat Party [NDP], their now-dead leader in the Oct. 2015 election Jack Layton, and the leftwing provincial separatist party the Parti Quebecois as well as e.g. Trump and Le Pen.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (nlbfN)

84 59 Start massacres at State. Stop when the wailing stops.

The beatings will continue until morale...oh fuck morale, more beatings.
Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (TppKb)

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It's the constitutional scholarship that needs improving.

Fuck morale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (ThL6N)

85 Trump Economy Exceeds 10% GDP; Economists Fear Inflation.

Posted by: Unusual Discharge at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (q/kmn)

86 Trump cures syphilis, Lena Dunham feels lonely.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

87 Trump calls self Mr.Brexit, triggers article 50 , puts Europe in turmoil

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (c6/9Q)

88
Hey Nevertrumpers, do you see what you almost did to us??

Shitheads.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (prTbl)

89 Tillerson confirmed as SecState.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (qJhUV)

90 Trump eliminates poverty. Democrats riot over "genocide" of poor people.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (zSMr0)

91 Or Madonna. That one has manifold variations.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

92 After Extreme Benefits Cuts, Unemployed Forced to Rely on 'Religious' Charities

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

93 66 Trump brings back 6,000 jobs to the states.
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Many Americans asking how many more hours they will have to work in new Trump economy.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2017 02:53 PM (X7E8f)

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"Funployment now a thing of the past. Women and minorities hardest hit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (ThL6N)

94 Trump calls self Mr.Brexit, triggers article 50 , puts Europe in turmoil

I think my schadenboner voted in Commons earlier.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (TppKb)

95 he likely has a binder full of these type of tweets.
he just has to insert the where and put a date on it.
i bet he gave himself a pat on the back too.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (ShqJF)

96 12
Susan Collins voting against De Vos. Can't wait for the next Sec Ed nominee: Ted Nugent.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at February 01, 2017 02:48 PM (s35dU)

Susan Collins is a communist union loving DIABLO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (mpXpK)

97 Jesus Christ returns; meets with President Trump

"Trump Hosts Israeli Extremist; Excludes Muslims."

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (O7MnT)

98 MFM Become Real Journalists!

"MFM Fiction Writers Guild Destroyed by Trump Agenda."

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (J5mC3)

99 79 What news agency does this "Conor McCormick" work for or is he just some stupid jerk on twitter?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

I asked him politely to give me a specific date, time, event and/or venue to back up his statement.

Of course that led me to being blocked.

Fucking piece of scum sucking doucheweasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (voOPb)

100 Tillerson Sec of State. Bloody War For Oil To Resume!

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (Fmupd)

101 Maybe Trump should become Muslim so that the media will focus on Christian persecution.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (2ubCU)

102 Look, I'm not saying it's time to panic people.
But yeah, it may be time to panic.

I expect prices will come down eventually.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (QX0Xt)

103 Trump teaches ace to drill,
Trump Shelves Strategic Arm Pulling Treaty.

Posted by: DaveA at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (8J/Te)

104 Available Jobs soar..

Headline: Is There Such A Thing As Too Many Jobs In Today's Economy?

By Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (tGBt6)

105 Trump removes calories from Chocolate.

Headline: "Weight Watchers stock in tailspin"

Posted by: KeithV at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (aZ8cu)

106 96
Susan Collins is a communist union loving DIABLO.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (mpXpK)

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Well, that escalated quickly.

Brick killed a guy with a trident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (ThL6N)

107 Trump hangs bathroom wall shelves by himself.

Trump keeps life giving medicine away from children. Demands to be referred to as His Royal Shelvey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (J+eG2)

108 67 - I was wondering the same thing - looks like he's gone off the grid since his offer to fight ...

Posted by: just a guy at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (RzUqr)

109 After President Obama's skillful diplomacy to create a more peaceful world, Trump endangers stability by threatening Iran.

This is CNN

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (7N6ox)

110 From the sidebar - Collins (RINO) and Murkowski (CokeHead) will vote against Trump's perfectly qualified SecEd nominee.

No surprise from Collins - she's Exhibit C (after McVain and Lady Lindsey) why I will never, ever contribute the NRSC.

But thanks a freaking ton again, Alaska, for sending this POS Lisa the CokeBear back to the Senate after she lost the primary fair and square in 2010. Well played, assholes. Well played.

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (7bkOX)

111 Decline In African-American Joblessness Under Trump Threatens Obama Legacy

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (cCsPW)

112 People are enraged that Ivanka wore a pretty dress to a ball this weekend, because refugees, let them eat cake, tone deaf, etc. What, they are supposed to wear sackcloth and ashes for the next four years? Ignoring all the times the Obamas wore fancy clothes.

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Michelle never looked better than an overflowing trash can.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (Nwg0u)

113 78 69 O/T: The Iraqi whose mom died because of Trump' s EO? It was a lie. She died five days before it was enacted.
Posted by: Bill R.

Boy, Trump is GOOD!!
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (VndSC)

Trump's automated time machine of DEATH! RUN!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

114 Trump lands man on Mars. Hates Earth.

Barbra Streisand leaves planet.

Beloved Hollywood Figure Believed Deported.

Baba a man?? I knew it!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 02:57 PM (W2Fol)

115 104 Available Jobs soar..

Headline: Is There Such A Thing As Too Many Jobs In Today's Economy?

By Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (tGBt6)

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"Now is the time for more stimulus."
-Paul Krugman, always

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:57 PM (ThL6N)

116 an oldie but goodie:

Donald Trump is at the D.C. Zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion enclosure.

Suddenly the lion grabs hold of her by the collar and pulls her inside to eat her.

President Trump immediately jumps into the lion enclosure and punches the lion in the snout, causing the lion to let go of the little girl. Trump grabs the little girl and climbs out.

A reporter for the Bezos Post witnessed the event and immediately filed a breaking news story from his smartphone:

PRESIDENT TRUMP ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (hA1V+)

117 Available Jobs soar..

Headline: Is There Such A Thing As Too Many Jobs In Today's Economy?

By Paul Krugman.
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Krugman's Follow Up Article:

Headline: "Full Employment is Not Beneficial to Any Economy"

and then...

Headline: "Dependence on the Government: The Smart Man's Life Choice."

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (J5mC3)

118 Trump Defeats ISIS:

Where will the youth of Islam look to for inspiration now?

Posted by: J T Kirk at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (PNcou)

119 Trump removes calories from Chocolate.
Headline: "Weight Watchers stock in tailspin"
Posted by: KeithV at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (aZ8cu)

Oprah hardest hit. Trump hates black people!!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (hvf9s)

120 "Clock boy not invited to WH for his birthday because Trump hates Muslims."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)

121 Achievement: US lands men on Mars during Trump administration

MSM Fake News Headline: Trump Expands His Anti-Environment Agenda To Mars!

Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 02:58 PM (xujbM)

122 Trump Fuels Resurgence of Political Films TV in Hollywood
[insert pic of self-righteous acotors and directors]

and then....

Hollywood Hit Hardest in Trump's Economy: Less Discretionary Income for Entertainment

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)

123 Trump destroys ISIS.

Trump slaughters Muslims.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (/tuJf)

124 Flynn put Iran on notice!

The guy's get shirts.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (xeeHA)

125 "I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Zod...you just have to know that when cats get to this age, feline leukemia becomes so much harder to fight. Also, Trump wants your cat's lungs to fill with fluid. You're making the right decision by giving her a peaceful way out."

Posted by: General Zod at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

126 Cancer? That piddly little thing? Who cares about THAT!?

"Sudden Upsurge in Unemployed Activists tied to Trump's Announcement of AIDS Cure"

Posted by: junior at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (nsZ+m)

127
Trump improves race relations. BLM hit hardest!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (493sH)

128 Google seems to know a lot about 'Connor McCormik'. Apparently, he is a busy boy.

Work, work, work.

Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 02:59 PM (Q/UcH)

129 Trump keeps life giving medicine away from children. Demands to be referred to as His Royal Shelvey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (J+eG2)

--

And AtC...

Posted by: J T Kirk at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (PNcou)

130 If Trump revitalized the inner-city hell holes like Chicago, Los Angeles, Detroit, etc. the headline would read:

Trump Denies Welfare Benefits to Inner-City Minorities

Posted by: Biergood at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (v8Lx/)

131 Trump destroys ISIS.

Trump slaughters Muslims.

Follow up article?

"Trump Declares New Crusade Against Muslims"

Buzzfeed: "What Trumps Holy War Means to You."

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (J5mC3)

132 Trump calls Schumer "clown". Clowns cite lack of professionalism.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (x9c8r)

133 Jared actually grabbed Ivanka by the ass!!! Husbands Outraged everywhere.....

Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (JNDQi)

134 Shelvey installs shelves.

IKEA help-line workers laid off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (voOPb)

135 "Trump in WH causes GOP to discover their balls; transsexual community hardest hit."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:00 PM (ZM2xo)

136 Trump returns NASA to focusing on its original mission of exploring space...Muslim outreach efforts reduced or nixed. Islamophibia much???

Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (hvf9s)

137 Man, OMuse - you have become willow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (sBOL1)

138 Trump develops clean source of limitless energy.

Trump Enables White Power.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (O7MnT)

139 Shelvey installs shelves.

IKEA help-line workers laid off

follow up:

Shelvy Destroys Hopes of Migrant Day Laborers at Home Depot.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (J5mC3)

140
Fox Business is reporting that Trump just left the White House on Marine One for an unscheduled trip. He's just going to run out and grab some mish and be right back.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

141 Trump organizes lasting people between Palestine and Israel.

----------------

Palestine given less than they deserve, treated like second class citizens of the world by Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (ThL6N)

142 99 I asked him politely to give me a specific date, time, event and/or venue to back up his statement.

Of course that led me to being blocked.

Fucking piece of scum sucking doucheweasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (voOPb)

So just another Twitter jerk with no bonafides.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (mpXpK)

143 White cis male privilege now unchecked due to Trump.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (ZM2xo)

144 Trump Cures Blindness

Horror of Lena Dunham haunts victims.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (xeeHA)

145 IHiring increases under a Trump presidency: Unemployment offices to layoff staff

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (SEXy3)

146 Trump forces Ace to post before noon: . . .

Oh, why worry about this. Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (Nwg0u)

147 Trump ends Iranian nuke program without bloodshed with massive cyber attack. Trump exposes internet to attack, Muslims hardest hit.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (WrMht)

148 Trump doubles income of every American:

Poor falling further behind

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (PNcou)

149 And with that.......

Le NOOD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (J+eG2)

150 Fox Business is reporting that Trump just left the White House on Marine One for an unscheduled trip. He's just going to run out and grab some mish and be right back.

***
He can probably have Reince run out and pick up that KFC for him

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (SEXy3)

151 OT: Over at ZeroHedge, a SJW in Seattle demands reparations or "we need to start killing people."

Specifically white people.

And then appropriating their houses and bank accounts

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (J5mC3)

152 Fox Business is reporting that Trump just left the White House on Marine One for an unscheduled trip. He's just going to run out and grab some mish and be right back.

Trump evacuates White House. Inside sources refuse to discuss possible threats. Secret Service in a Panic. NORAD on alert.

Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (Q/UcH)

153 Trump doubles income of every American:

Poor falling further behind
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2017 03:03 PM (PNcou)
------------

Boom.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (xeeHA)

154 Donald Trump is at the D.C. Zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion enclosure.

Suddenly the lion grabs hold of her by the collar and pulls her inside to eat her.

President Trump immediately jumps into the lion enclosure and punches the lion in the snout, causing the lion to let go of the little girl. Trump grabs the little girl and climbs out.

A reporter for the Bezos Post witnessed the event and immediately filed a breaking news story from his smartphone:

PRESIDENT TRUMP ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

Shut 'er down! We have the threadwinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (W2Fol)

155 Fox Business is reporting that Trump just left the White House on Marine One for an unscheduled trip. He's just going to run out and grab some mish and be right back.

-
He's pretty choosy. Might take a while.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (Nwg0u)

156 OT: Trump's sit-down meeting on black history month is pretty nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLFe-cDxGxY

It has a lot of bad press.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (3jGss)

157 106
96

Susan Collins is a communist union loving DIABLO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:55 PM (mpXpK)

===================

Well, that escalated quickly.

Brick killed a guy with a trident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2017 02:56 PM (ThL6N)

Her last ACU rating was 21. Her lifetime is 45. So she has been a DIABLO for a long time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (mpXpK)

158 Shelvy Destroys Hopes of Migrant Day Laborers at Home Depot.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 01, 2017 03:01 PM (J5mC3

Coffee up my nose, darn you girl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (voOPb)

159 79 What news agency does this "Conor McCormick" work for or is he just some stupid jerk on twitter?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 02:54 PM (mpXpK)

Conor McCormickVerified account
@ConorMichael28
Journalist and dual-degree MA candidate at @ColumbiaSIPA and @ColumbiaJourn. Formerly in Tunisia writing for @MiddleEastEye, @The_NewArab, @AlMonitor.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (WMvm8)

160 Achievement: Trump's policies improve living conditions in inner cities

MSM Fake News Headline: Trump's War on Traditional Inner City Culture!

Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefties at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (xujbM)

161 OT: Over at ZeroHedge, a SJW in Seattle demands reparations or "we need to start killing people."

Specifically white people.

And then appropriating their houses and bank accounts

Any time she feelz froggy......

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:05 PM (W2Fol)

162 lmro, so we're back to Booooosh years with media and progressive movements.

surprise!

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (R7cwD)

163 Jesus Christ returns; meets with President Trump
Splitters!!!

Posted by: people's front of judea at February 01, 2017 03:06 PM (nlbfN)

164 Trump evacuates White House. Inside sources refuse to discuss possible threats. Secret Service in a Panic. NORAD on alert.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (Q/UcH)

------------

True? Or horde fake news?

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (Fmupd)

165 Trump's economy grows at 5%, reducing unemployment by nearly 15%.

Headline: "Trump drops hundreds of thousands from welfare rolls"

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (WKeEA)

166 140
Fox Business is reporting that Trump just left the White House on Marine One for an unscheduled trip. He's just going to run out and grab some mish and be right back.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

Melania's lonely, which would bring me running too.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

167 What it all boils down to is:

Trump Is To Blame For Everything

Russian hackers hardest hit.

Posted by: Teh haxx0rz at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (OzJeO)

168 TRUMP EVICTS BLACK FAMILY FROM WHAT HE CALLS, NO SERIOUSLY, A "WHITE HOUSE"

Posted by: fightwinger at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (n1yh9)

169 OT: Trump's sit-down meeting on black history month is pretty nice: It has a lot of bad press.

Posted by: m a
---
At Spicer's presser today, one of the questions was, "Does the President have any plans to invite former President Obama to any of the events?"

Because we all know we can't go a month without Obama's face all over the news.

Posted by: Biergood at February 01, 2017 03:08 PM (v8Lx/)

170 Trump could solve "Global Warming" for these idiots -

Headline - Trump Kills Science and Innovation - World Climate Suffers Most - Al Gore Out of a Job!

Posted by: JimmyWang at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (ibYhx)

171 Thousands of Fish Feared Dead as Trump Parts Red Sea.

Posted by: Mega at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (hHFOx)

172 What it all boils down to is:

Trump Is To Blame For Everything

My wife lost her strap-on and now won't dominate me.

I blame Trump

Hashtage the resistance!!11

Posted by: An Objective Journolist at February 01, 2017 03:09 PM (OzJeO)

173 Trump: invents a zero emissions car that runs on recycled water bottles.

Media: due to Trump, America's landfills are inundated with obsolete vehicles

Posted by: Nora at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (PCkeH)

174 Trump responsible for World Peace.

Military family's unemployment soars.

Patriots win Superbowl.

Belichick, friend of Trump, still the devil.
(Ok, that one writes itself)

Manufacturing jobs return to America

Why does our President hate foreign workers?

Posted by: David at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (T2uZP)

175 164 Trump evacuates White House. Inside sources refuse to discuss possible threats. Secret Service in a Panic. NORAD on alert.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:04 PM (Q/UcH)

------------

True? Or horde fake news?
Posted by: Soona

Horde fake news. Duh.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (W2Fol)

176 TRUMP IS LYING AGAIN: ALL DRILLS EASILY DRILL THROUGH DRYWALL

Posted by: fightwinger at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (n1yh9)

177 we probably should start making a list of 'grim milestones' a non progressive is in office.

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2017 03:11 PM (R7cwD)

178 soona nothing up on norad, well black history month but that's the last deal in special reports

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (R7cwD)

179 I think I know who will be the "Principled Conservatives" that will cross the aisle as a group to make the Democrats the Senate majority. Juan McCain and his GF Lindsay Graham, and Susanne Collins.

It will be interesting to see if Manchin crosses to the GOP, giving them the majority back, and making his reelection more likely in 2018?

Too bad Jeffords beat McCain to the punch in 2001.

Posted by: rd at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (iT57s)

180 TRUMP EVICTS BLACK FAMILY FROM WHAT HE CALLS, NO SERIOUSLY, A "WHITE HOUSE"

White billionaire evicts black family from public housing for own gain.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:12 PM (W2Fol)

181 Trump succeeds in making homeless RE appear!

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (R7cwD)

182
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 03:10 PM (W2Fol)

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Yeah, I know, but considering the realm of possibilities.......

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (Fmupd)

183 Women struggle with work / life balance as Trump "corrects" pay gap.

Trump cuts funding for mental illness treatment as psychosis rates decline.

Lithium-Ion battery fires on the rise as Trump converts federal fleet to all-hybrid vehicles.

Posted by: Sam In VA at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (bNi5D)

184 Soona at February 01, 2017 03:07 PM

This guy
TheQuietMan at February 01, 2017 03:02 PM
Said that Fox news said..
and the part I appended was Totally Fake.

So you have to ask the other guy about Trump leaving the White House on an unscheduled trip.

Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at February 01, 2017 03:13 PM (Q/UcH)

185 The sun disappeared this evening. Clearly this is Trump's fault for causing Global Warming. We must fight this with science, namely, human sacrifice with the assistance of Planned Parenthood, in order to appease Gaia, whom Trump has offended with his anti-science rhetoric!

Posted by: An Objective Journolist at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (OzJeO)

186 rising un-employment rates after Trump win!

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2017 03:14 PM (R7cwD)

187 nood
Hillary

Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 03:15 PM (3jGss)

188 Trump' VA Reorganization Forces Medical Staff to Work Longer Hours, Earn Fewer Bonuses

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2017 03:17 PM (NOIQH)

189 Trump rids world of nuclear weapons. Disposal could cause environmental disaster

Posted by: Headhunt23 at February 01, 2017 03:18 PM (eYY9w)

190 Trump wins election:

Trump evicts black famiiy from public housing.

Posted by: vivi at February 01, 2017 03:26 PM (11H2y)

191 For grins I decided to look-up how Collins and Murckoeski voted on Obama's SecEd nominees...

2009: Arne Duncan
Voice vote - neither objected, so both YES

2016: John King (after Duncan resigned)
Collins: YES
Murkowski: NO

So SuzieQ voted for both of Obama's union-slaves but can't vote for DeVos.

I will happily re-register in ME in 2020 if necessary to primary this biatch into retirement.

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2017 03:27 PM (7bkOX)

192 Flip the Script:

#Trump'sToBlame?
Hit back with #ThanksObama!

We got Trump because they gave us Obama (duh).

Posted by: Flipper at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (46ftr)

193 Unemployment drops to 2.3%

Washington Post investigative team uncovers something called "Workforce Participation" statistics.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 01, 2017 03:31 PM (zke7T)

194 "Trump cures bird flu in chickens - Farmers cry fowl!"

I'm here all week, folks.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (wgPCV)

195 Just had a blurb go across my Bloomberg terminal here at work thhatt Trump just left the White House in a Helicopter. Unscheduled. What could it be? Lunch?

Posted by: BIG AL FREDO at February 01, 2017 03:32 PM (iWo0u)

196 "Prison population rises despite dropping crime rates"

Oh wait, I misunderstood. You wanted FAKE stupid headlines.

Posted by: jd at February 01, 2017 03:37 PM (oUzmL)

197 I read "oncology" as "ontology" for a second. So:

Trump calling out fake news and saying "the truth is what it is" becomes "Trump Declares War on Ontologists."

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at February 01, 2017 03:41 PM (iIfP7)

198 Trump invents self-hanging shelves:

Award-Winning Blogger forced to live with substandard shelving!

Posted by: MWTexas at February 01, 2017 03:44 PM (0dmP2)

199 Trump invents perpetual motion machine single handedly destroying any hope for advancement of solar and wind energy. Democrats immediately launch impeachment investigation to determine if "High crimes and misdemeanors" have been committed against the laws of physics.

Posted by: MLCross at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (3OGE3)

200 http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-01/trump-makes-unannounced-trip-honor-fallen-seal

Posted by: V.J.Baker at February 01, 2017 03:48 PM (gSpvr)

201 Trump put my newspaper out of business by forcing us journ0lists to reveal what a bunch of lazy, loathesome liars we are.

Posted by: Ted Baxter at February 01, 2017 03:59 PM (zfqfK)

202 Trump Engages in Copyright Violation as he shoots Hijacker aboard Air Force One.

Posted by: SaveFarris at February 01, 2017 04:05 PM (2HfIz)

203 If Trump went anal on Hillary the papers would say, "Damn......just Damn......."

Posted by: Pendejo at February 01, 2017 04:05 PM (yKJ+U)

204 Trump is the reason that only 15% 10% of the country trusts the media!

Posted by: Manny Fingers at February 01, 2017 04:06 PM (zfqfK)

205 Trump frees the slaves at the end of the Civil War becomes "Trump starts a new age of racial division."

Posted by: LarryK at February 01, 2017 04:07 PM (Gz/VL)

206 The Leftists are the Tasmanian Devils of politics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMjbkjsL5g

(Remember the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil? yeah, him.)

Posted by: Beverly at February 01, 2017 04:31 PM (rqH+8)

207 "Trump - first man to land on Mars." becomes "Trump takes extended vacation, neglects duties."

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 01, 2017 04:35 PM (UgF8H)

208 Trump dies, rises again and is seen in Oval Office. Papers declare Trump the Anti-Christ, say Christians hardest hit

Posted by: middleagedhousewife at February 01, 2017 04:35 PM (Wdxf7)

209 Didn't he already evict a black family from public housing?

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at February 01, 2017 04:42 PM (nMmK1)

210 Trump brings Elvis back from the dead.

A-list singers' careers ruined by unfair competition!

Posted by: Alana at February 01, 2017 05:10 PM (1blri)

211 Trump passing out $10.00, bills on a street corner, head line reads,"Trump denies poor access to $20.00, bills. Short changes poor by $10.00."

Posted by: Gran Pa Fibbz at February 01, 2017 05:17 PM (CDbai)

212 Conor McCormick blocked me on Twitter because I retweeted his tweet with a pithy comment.

What a little bitch.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at February 01, 2017 06:07 PM (4kTo2)

213 Dood looks ghey.

Posted by: tommy shanks at February 01, 2017 06:37 PM (VERQG)

214 GWB as Pres during the surge, McClatchy printed
"As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch."

Posted by: MikeN at February 01, 2017 07:36 PM (VdoJJ)

215 Trump kills Satan and embarks upon a quest to rid America of the last of the Devil's minions:

TRUMP UPSETS METAPHYSICAL BALANCE OF POWER IN THE UNIVERSE; DEMON-AMERICANS PROTEST DEMONIZATION.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2017 07:37 PM (1ouh3)

216 If President Trump achieved 0% unemployment the headline would be: "Trump forces everyone to work."

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 01, 2017 07:49 PM (j1Wvr)

217 trump rescues mom, dad and their 4 children from their burning house

- layoffs at local fire dept
- school unable to deal with overcrowding
- new home construction causing plywood shortage
- hospital emergency room closes putting doctors out of work

Posted by: ADK46er at February 01, 2017 09:26 PM (AZ08z)

218 Trump makes everyone rich, headline reads:

"TRUMP SHRINKS MIDDLE CLASS".

Posted by: mc at February 01, 2017 09:26 PM (TWinl)

219 I know I'm late, but I've expected the everything is Trump's fault. It is the same tactic that did to Reagan. Bloom County even had a character editor Overbeak whose editorials all began and ended with "It's Reagan's Fault." Breathed is no conservative, but even he made fun of the looney far left. His far left is today's rank and file democrat.

Posted by: Locke Common at February 01, 2017 09:58 PM (3qOVv)

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