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Unfunny SNL "Writer" Katie Rich Suspended "Indefinitely" After Tweeting Baron Trump Would Be History's "First Homeschooled Shooter"

But remember, "indefinite" only means for an unspecified period of time, not "permanently."

NBC won't comment on it, despite being one of the media companies that was so determined to hound minor congressional staffer nobody Elizabeth Lauten out of a job after she said the Obama children lacked "class."

Meanwhile, Pop Hag Madonna had tweeted "F*** Trump and f*** the Secret Service" after people called for a Secret Service inquiry into her public declaration that she had "dreamed" about "blowing up the White House."

However, after the Secret Service actually took an interest in the case, the Elderly Hooker changed her pitchy tune. She now says her statement about blowing up the White House was a "metaphor" about something or other. The Warbling Lich will likely remain free to continue doing sexual dances for aging gay men who fondly remember their youths when they had to pretend to find Madonna provocative.

I fully support using the regime of political intimidation and social bullying these monsters created against them. To do otherwise would be to affirm their status as our social superiors -- that they make the rules, and the rest of us suffer those rules.

A caste with pretenses of being superior does not actually become superior until the lower castes affirm the superiority of that caste by conceding to them the immunities and privileges they assert.

This must not be permitted to happen.

It is a bad thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths.

But it is a worse thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths in which the Media-Political Caste claims immunity from the rules and punishments they themselves invent and enforce.

To suffer under an unjust law is to suffer an affront to one's liberty.

But to suffer under an unjust law to which other superior castes are exempt is to suffer an affront to one's very humanity and equality.


I will sign a peace treaty in the #WarOnFreeSpeech the moment the Indecent Left is sufficiently battered to come begging for peace.

But until then: The War on Speech goes both ways, fascists.

You will be made to share the misery you have made for us all.

Posted by: Ace at 06:47 PM




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1 Barron Trump 2044.

Posted by: redenzo at January 23, 2017 06:45 PM (5wSNN)

2 Oh, this had the promise of a Bold Statement there for a second.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 06:46 PM (m9RuU)

3 Madonna is a New Yorker who affects a fake British accent, which means she's sophisticated and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

4 If that's the caliber of her writing, surely they can find someone more talented out there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 06:46 PM (39g3+)

5 Wow I went back in time again.

Posted by: redenzo at January 23, 2017 06:47 PM (5wSNN)

6 >>The Warbling Lich


Diseased.

You forgot diseased.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 06:47 PM (m9RuU)

7 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at January 23, 2017 06:47 PM (LTHVh)

8 Metaphor? Bwhahahahaha! Fucking idiot. I remember an interview of the whore where she proclaimed herself a genius. Pathetically insecure.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (2X7pN)

9 Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 06:46 PM (m9RuU)

Great minds and all that

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (9iR5/)

10 its not Madonnas fault.
somebody switched the recording she was lip synching to.

Posted by: avi at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (RvXb3)

11 If that's the caliber of her writing, surely they can find someone more talented out there?


The Head Writer is funnier, and more popular.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (8ZskC)

12 I think Madonna is from Detroit, Rock City.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (m9RuU)

13 We're not living in their world anymore & it feels fucking great.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 06:48 PM (7qAYi)

14 I think she's from Detroit.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at January 23, 2017 06:49 PM (2X7pN)

15 i never got the madonna worship thing.
never bought anything of hers or danced a jig to her stupid tunes.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 23, 2017 06:49 PM (Df46i)

16 Grab em by the pussyvwas clearly a metaphor too.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 06:49 PM (Om16U)

17 Trump responsible for early unemployment spike!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2017 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

18 The left living up to their own rules is going to be a bitch.

Cool.

Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2017 06:49 PM (jkkMG)

19 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2017 06:50 PM (E9ede)

20 "It is a bad thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths.

But it is a worse thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths in which the Media-Political Caste claims immunity from the rules and punishments they themselves invent and enforce."

Agreed. We used to say "we won't stoop to their level" or "we're better than that," but this isn't a fight you can win by taking the high road. We didn't start this fight, but that doesn't mean we won't engage.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 06:50 PM (kumBu)

21 I do not think the word metaphor means what she thinks it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

22 Madonna is a meta-whore

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Om16U)

23 Nice post, Ace! Never give them an inch.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 23, 2017 06:50 PM (eKCr/)

24 Ever notice how when someone on the left declares something so onerous and over the top that whenever they get any kind of pushback, they always say I was just joking or it was a metaphor? No, asswipe, you were serious when you said it. You don't get a mulligan.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (9iR5/)

25 Charles K's head is about to explode.

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (48QDY)

26 She can't sing or act, so writhing on stage is her schtick.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (2X7pN)

27 Is Madonna still alive? I thought she was on life support.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (Z56vq)

28 Had a family bet in '68. Called Nixon.

Posted by: redenzo at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (5wSNN)

29 I am all for society shaming the hacks that seek to publicly mock children. As much fun as it may seem at times to use any weapon available to hit your political adversaries, dragging their children into it is and should be outside acceptable norms.

I find it hard to get bothered of the stupid utterances of Madonna and other celebrities. I'm not defending her, nor am I bothered by others calling her out for her stupidity. I guess it's the soft bigotry of low expectations. I have always expected stupidity from Madonna, and it is rare that she disappoints.

Posted by: GOPe Ryan at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (R+30W)

30 "I would like to blow up Madonna" is a metaphor for
"I would like Madonna to blow up"

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (BO/km)

31 >>never bought anything of hers or danced a jig to her stupid tunes.


I bought a Cassette single of hers for 5 Cents at a Yard Sale and sold it for $7 on eBay.

I'd buy a truck bed full at those margins.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 06:51 PM (m9RuU)

32 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 06:52 PM (R+30W)

33 Home-schooled shoters are the worst.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2017 06:52 PM (4e+hS)

34 It must be awful to be Madonna, looking over your shoulder and seeing Miley Cyrus being younger and cruder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

35 Or to quote that great Brian Dennehy vehicle, "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."

Well, they pushed it. War time, motherfuckers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 06:52 PM (kumBu)

36 SHOOTER not "shoter"

Posted by: Max Power at January 23, 2017 06:52 PM (q177U)

37 I got paid 60 millions pounds for listening to her crap for a few years; I don't see why anybody would put up with her for a second for free.

Posted by: Guy Ritchie at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (nd1zx)

38 tv nooz says pussy march was most incredible march in the history of ever and a demonstration of anti-Trumpiness

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (Om16U)

39 I admire one thing Madonna has done in her life. She did leave the execrable Sean Penn.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (dkExz)

40 'What are things Dennis Rodman's Penis Regrets? -Alex.'

Posted by: garrett on Jeopardy at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (m9RuU)

41 "But it is a worse thing that we live in a society of bizarre speech codes and scalp-hunting sociopaths in which the Media-Political Caste claims immunity from the rules and punishments they themselves invent and enforce."

And it is an even WORSE thing that we live in a society where Madonna is allowed in front of a microphone to either spout her absurdly stupid political opinions or sing her awful songs with her atrocity of a singing voice.

Seriously, Madonna's singing is worse than human trafficking.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (HL3BI)

42 Home-schooled shoters are the worst.


They get more range time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 06:53 PM (LTHVh)

43 All you really need to know about Madonna...

Is that even after advertising her shows directly to that age group...

She would not let her daughter go to her shows...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (qf6WZ)

44 I'm with Ace! Make the leftist crybullies live by their rules so hard they NEVER think of pulling that kind of shit again.

I'm sure "True Conservatives" will think otherwise but Fuck "True Conservatives" with a big tropical fruit not front ways.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (cOHS7)

45 35 Or to quote that great Brian Dennehy vehicle, "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."

Man, you know it. This is what made Trump possible.

Up with this bullshit we will not put.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (Z56vq)

46 Madonna is wise.

Posted by: CHER at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (0HoCS)

47 The Committee to Re-Elect Trump rolls on.

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (48QDY)

48 I think she's from Detroit.

That's where St. John's Wood is, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 06:54 PM (8ZskC)

49 34 It must be awful to be Madonna, looking over your shoulder and seeing Miley Cyrus being younger and cruder.

Plus, no crabs!

Posted by: wooga at January 23, 2017 06:55 PM (3I7wr)

50 I will sign a peace treaty in the #WarOnFreeSpeech the moment the Indecent Left is sufficiently battered to come begging for peace.

FINISH THEM!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

51 31
>>never bought anything of hers or danced a jig to her stupid tunes.




I bought a Cassette single of hers for 5 Cents at a Yard Sale and sold it for $7 on eBay.



I'd buy a truck bed full at those margins.

--------------

I have an Obama Chia Pet, the "Determined" pose. In the box, unopened. Wonder what I could get for that?

Posted by: Javems at January 23, 2017 06:55 PM (yOqwj)

52 I wonder how long until she finds gainful employment being I'm sure being a martyr to the Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 06:55 PM (0AwCy)

53 Ashley pufferface has the most violence -inducing voice ever

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 06:55 PM (Om16U)

54 The local AM news update mentioned the Madonna thing & referred to her as "former pop singer" Madonna.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 06:56 PM (7qAYi)

55 Also, note that not only is this yet another offensive lefty joke, it's another offensive lefty joke that *isn't funny*. Like all the other virtue theater "jokes," it's just saying something crude about the Trump family with the thin veneer of a joke premise - just like the 'Sessions stole his kid from Toys R Us' gutbuster, if you break it down, it makes no sense.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 06:56 PM (kumBu)

56 Fookin Marie Harf?

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 06:56 PM (48QDY)

57 Oh, this could go on for a while; I've been told I'm gone just as long as Lorne Michaels continues to wear his Presidential Medal of Freedom to the office.

Posted by: Katie Rich at January 23, 2017 06:57 PM (nd1zx)

58 Only thing in a very short time he will be shooting for is nookie, and bet he will be very successful

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 06:57 PM (0AwCy)

59 NO...... what she really meant was... yeah... that she'd like to blow the Whitehouse... yeah... that's the ticket...

Meaning.... she ... uh... really respects all the people working there... like... the Secret service...

Yeah.... so if you'd all just line up... I'm sure.... she'd take care of you all....

Posted by: Madonna's Lawyer to the Secret Service... at January 23, 2017 06:57 PM (qf6WZ)

60 Madonna is the Golden Oldies Gal. Time Life has a collection of her greatest hits.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 06:57 PM (Z56vq)

61 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

If you are a white man in college, you are the lowest caste there is. No rights whatsoever. When that turns around it will be the end of the beginning.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 06:57 PM (cOHS7)

62 A caste with pretenses of being superior does not actually become superior until the lower castes affirm the superiority of that caste by conceding to them the immunities and privileges they assert.

As priestly castes go, they aren't so bad. I can't remember the last time they cut a still-beating heart out of someone's chest.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 06:58 PM (LAe3v)

63 Yeah when stores don't play your songs over Muzak because nobody will know them... you're old news, Madonna.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 06:59 PM (39g3+)

64 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" at January 23, 2017 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

65 She's notgeonly assholehwo did, either.

Some Fox sports writer tweeted something along the lines of "Barron has absolutely killed 100 small animals"

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2017 06:59 PM (kqtMD)

66 [Obama is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ridge]

Obama: Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.

Crowd: [in unison] BULLSHIT!

Obama: All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it's getting pretty damn dull around here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 06:59 PM (SIY7D)

67 Unfunny SNL writer? I'm having problems with that phrase.

Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (nd1zx)

68 I said "blow the White House" not "blow up the White House!"

So I ended up blowing the entire Washington office of the Secret Service and now my knees are gonna be sore for a week!

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (hA1V+)

69 Badass post, ace.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (0mRoj)

70 Madonna gets regular airplay at the local gas station, for some odd reason.


Fucking awful Earworms.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (m9RuU)

71 I have a feeling that many on the right are going to live up to what the left accuse us of and fight back hard. The leftists will take great offense at this but quickly surrender.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (cOHS7)

72 My use of the garrote was a metaphor.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

73 By the time George Michael was Madonna's age, he was dead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

74 The media, 2002-2008: meticulously cataloging and reporting every single American combat death, keeping running totals, with "grim milestone" commentary at regular intervals

The media, 2009-2016: Look! Kardashians

The media, 2017: OMG DONALD TRUMP IS PLAYING CRASS POLITICAL GAMES WITH THE REPORTING OF NUMBERS

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 07:00 PM (noWW6)

75 Senate voting on new CIA Director

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (0AwCy)

76 "As priestly castes go, they aren't so bad. I can't remember the last time they cut a still-beating heart out of someone's chest.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 06:58 PM (LAe3v) "

They save that for the ragers at the Bohemian Grove.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (kumBu)

77 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English. Wow, way to go showing your prejudice against immigrants and people who speak with accents.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)

78
If you are a white man in college, you are the lowest caste there is. No rights whatsoever. When that turns around it will be the end of the beginning.


One sue-and-settle case with the Sessions DoJ...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

79 21
I do not think the word metaphor means what she thinks it does.

Posted by: JackStraw


Really? Huh, I was sure metaphor was Latin for "transparent lie for getting my wrinkled old pooter out of a jam".

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

80 OT - I'm irritated with the neighbors. I put a lot of time and effort into hacking into their wireless router, and those freakin' cheapskates don't even have google fiber......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 07:02 PM (vNAqW)

81 >>Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English.


Maybe Chelsea would like to choose one of the 3-4 other languages the First lady speaks?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:02 PM (m9RuU)

82 77 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English. Wow, way to go showing your prejudice against immigrants and people who speak with accents.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)

In other words, Chelsea can't understand nuanced talking?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2017 07:02 PM (0mRoj)

83 >>As priestly castes go, they aren't so bad. I can't remember the last time they cut a still-beating heart out of someone's chest.

Kali Ma!

Posted by: Mola Ram at January 23, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

84 Madonna is a New Yorker who affects a fake British accent, which means she's sophisticated and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

The stupid twat is from Detroit and her accent is fucking ridiculous. She is a college dropout and an imbecile.

Posted by: Timon at January 23, 2017 07:02 PM (27k1O)

85 "One sue-and-settle case with the Sessions DoJ...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)"
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A few with their federal student loans ripped away for a decade. I also want Trump to have the bastions of leftist that were known as colleges to have some skin in the financing game. Say 60% of a student's loan and make those loans BKable.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (cOHS7)

86
Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English.


Well, that, and the hysterical laughter from Melania's booking agent at the very idea of her appearing on a show with lower time-slot ratings than re-runs of 'Lamp Unto My Feet', but, yeah.

You go. Girl.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (nd1zx)

87
I will sign a peace treaty in the #WarOnFreeSpeech the moment the Indecent Left is sufficiently battered to come begging for peace

+++

we actually need more than this. we need institutions. places of refuge to flourish within. nearest are churches but its not half good enough.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (U0lQa)

88 77 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English. Wow, way to go showing your prejudice against immigrants and people who speak with accents.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)

Not being able to speak English has never stopped Handler before.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (7qAYi)

89 49
34 It must be awful to be Madonna, looking over your shoulder and seeing Miley Cyrus being younger and cruder.



Plus, no crabs!

Posted by: wooga


Are you kidding? It's a regular condo.

Posted by: Crabs in Miley's nether regions at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (LAe3v)

90 I remember when Madonna had a public feud with David Letterman, and he had Robin Williams as a guest one night. Robin said, "Be gentle, Dave. You're in a battle of wits with an unarmed woman."

Posted by: gewa76 at January 23, 2017 07:04 PM (B6OKy)

91 77 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English. Wow, way to go showing your prejudice against immigrants and people who speak with accents.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)

Isn't her show filled with angry bitches and bathhouse boys?

Pretty sure Melania ain't interested.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:04 PM (4ErVI)

92 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English.

She speaks five languages.

How many do you speak, Chelsea?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

93 That limo the leftists set on fire was owned by a Muslim immigrant. Do We get to call them Islamaphobes now?

Posted by: Independent George's Phone at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (FKOs9)

94 Home-schooled shoters are the worst

++

i met a bunch of them at an Appleseed it was their phys ed credit

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (U0lQa)

95 Does Cheesy Handler interview any rappers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

96 I don't understand her excuse of "just a metaphor". How is what she said a metaphor? Don't metaphors use words to draw similarities between unrelated items or ideas? How is what she said anything other than concrete?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (dFi94)

97 I won't interview FLOTUS from my undisclosed basement location either, cuz principles.

Posted by: Keef Olberdouche at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (8ZskC)

98 86


Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English.

Well,
that, and the hysterical laughter from Melania's booking agent at the
very idea of her appearing on a show with lower time-slot ratings than
re-runs of 'Lamp Unto My Feet', but, yeah.


Just to be clear, I'm not having sex with Kate Upton, I don't care how much she begs.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

99 Borderline. I done lost what's left of my mind.

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

100 Darn! Missed the P320 thread! I blame a cold-induced nap.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2017 07:06 PM (di1hb)

101 Chelsea Handler "Want to see my titties again?"
Audience: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Chelsea Handler (takes off shirt) "Taa-DAAA!!"
Audience: "AAIEEEEEEE!!"

I'm thinking Chels has a little English comprehension thing going on, here.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 23, 2017 07:06 PM (nd1zx)

102 Madonna had a reputation in her early days in NYC of blowing anyone and everyone to get ahead.

Every DJ had her number on the wall,
She must have had them all,

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 23, 2017 07:06 PM (SIY7D)

103 A metaphor?

Like La Isla Bonita?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:06 PM (m9RuU)

104 You know in the movies where the good guy gives the evil asshole a break?

No breaks for the leftists, you just have to take care of them later. There is no redeeming a hardcore leftist. It is a religion not a mutable viewpoint.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (cOHS7)

105 Chelsea Handler saying she won't interview Melania is like me saying I won't bang the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, or that I refuse to run the four-minute mile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

106 77 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS
..............

because Melania told her to go jump in a lake.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

107 So, apparently, Linda Sarsour, one of the main organizers of the Million MishMash March is a very influential muslim, who advocates for Sharia Law in the West. One of the cute activities for the Mish's was to take a American Flag printed on a very thin gauze-like fabric and have the Muslim women help you pin it into an hijib.

Down with dat Patriarchy indeed!

One absolutely cannot make this stuff up.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (kXoT0)

108 Dnar Luap votes no on Pompeo. Dumb bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (9iR5/)

109 That limo the leftists set on fire was owned by a Muslim immigrant. Do We get to call them Islamaphobes now?

Fox News really should run with: "Finally, a case of Islamophobia that's not a hoax."

Posted by: gewa76 at January 23, 2017 07:08 PM (B6OKy)

110 Chelsea Handler is bilingual. She speaks both English and drunk whore.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:08 PM (kumBu)

111 How is what she said a metaphor? Don't metaphors use words to draw similarities between unrelated items or ideas?

I think that's a simile.

A metaphor is when you say one thing but you meant something completely different.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2017 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

112 "Does Cheesy Handler interview any rappers?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)"
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She does if "interview" means "gang bang." Consensual of course.

Posted by: A Posse of Rappers at January 23, 2017 07:08 PM (cOHS7)

113 84; yes, she's all that and, a sloppy, skanky, street slut. she could never pass as a hooker, too fricken ugly. even the hooker trade has standards. revoke her passport, and lock the skank up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (KP5rU)

114 Hard to believe Madonna gives blowies with a mouth that filthy.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (7qAYi)

115 ""Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (dFi94) "

Psh, you flyover rubes, I totally know what a meta is for.

Posted by: Badly Aging 80's Pop Bint at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (kumBu)

116 Are you kidding? It's a regular condo.


Posted by: Crabs in Miley's nether regions at January 23, 2017 07:03 PM (LAe3v)
............

Hey Miley, you can burn them off with a gallon of gasoline and a book of matches.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

117 Sound conflict resolution strategy there, ace.


Conflicts end when one side is defeated, and accepts their defeat.


In this case, even in the highly improbably case the enemy *did* paint their aircraft white, with green crosses, and broadcast their emperor's surrender message for all to hear, I still say "no quarter!".


Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

118 Rep Mike Pompeo is the new CIA Director
(Watching C-Span 2)
No more muzzy director
A few D's voted yes too

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (0AwCy)

119 Pompeo approved as CIA Director. Easily.

Crisis averted.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

120 108 Dnar Luap votes no on Pompeo. Dumb bitch.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (9iR5/)

So is he out, or was that a meaningless protest vote?

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (7qAYi)

121 Chelsea Handler BLOWS plenty of rappers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (89T5c)

122
Psh, you flyover rubes, I totally know what a meta is for.

World peace.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

123 No, No, No! no peace treaty. Unconditional Surrender will only do. They've been unhinged for too long. decades.

Posted by: construction union at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (c6/9Q)

124 by the way! who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (y3aQB)

125 Linda Sarsour, one of the main organizers of the Million MishMash March is a very influential muslim, who advocates for Sharia Law in the West.

+++

the hijab started as a head to toe hot pink vagina costume back in the 7th century. True fact.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (U0lQa)

126 >>Chelsea Handler BLOWS plenty of rappers.


I thought her thing was sucking off Mexican Midget Wrestlers?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (m9RuU)

127 How, practically speaking, do you do that though? Continue not watching SNL? Keep not buying Madonna albums? Excoriate them in the media you don't control?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (8nWyX)

128 You know Ace, that's why they insisted the CEO of Apple be fired and the cake be baked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (39g3+)

129 yeah, no to unions

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (c6/9Q)

130 Just to be clear. I will not invent a time machine so that I can go back to 1966 and bang Raquel Welch.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (cOHS7)

131 ""Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc) "

I'd like to call a press conference to announce that I will not be the starting shortstop for the 2017 New York Yankees. I'm too principled for that.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (kumBu)

132 See Diplomad 2.0 on his thought of March to Kill

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (0AwCy)

133 A metaphor is when you say one thing but you meant something completely different that will get you prosecuted.

FIFY





Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (UZg+f)

134 My body mass is 98% cum.

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

135 Chelsea Handler BLOWS plenty of rappers.

Because that is all she can get, She is so ugly, she makes a train take a dirt road

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (y3aQB)

136 Hopefully President Trump will ignore this Madonna bullshit. She wants attention. She got scared and tried to walk back her remarks because somebody told her she could be arrested for what she said.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (sCjDS)

137 You know that thing about how "children of the President are off limits" thing? I think maybe that just meant girls.


Think about it. When is the last time we had a President with a young son? I think it's the male thing. He is fair game.because he's male.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (dFi94)

138 So is he out, or was that a meaningless protest vote?

Apparently according to Skip and Jackstraw, it was a meaningless protest vote. Still doesn't make Rand any less of a bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (9iR5/)

139 >>>I bought a Cassette single of hers for 5 Cents at a Yard Sale and sold it for $7 on eBay. I'd buy a truck bed full at those margins

that's because you're a businessman

Posted by: concrete girl at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (Df46i)

140 I will not invent a time machine so that I can go back to 1966 and bang Raquel Welch.

Sophia Loren instead?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

141 who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?

I like the Kraut and Hayes. Just because you don't always agree doesn't make them not worth listening to.

Kristol ---> short pier, long walk, assemble. OTOH, he had the good grace to step down after this year's debacle.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

142 This Ace fellow gets it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (fiGNd)

143 >>Think about it. When is the last time we had a President with a young son?

JFK. But that was different because it was Camelot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

144 Think about it. When is the last time we had a President with a young son? I think it's the male thing. He is fair game.because he's male.

Nice theory but no. Its because hes Republican.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

145 Madonna ain't hardly from Detroit.

She's the original Bay City roller. Solid hunnert miles out of Detroit.
North of Flint, "up in the thumb."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (H5rtT)

146 136 Hopefully President Trump will ignore this Madonna bullshit. She wants attention. She got scared and tried to walk back her remarks because somebody told her she could be arrested for what she said.
Posted by: Hamilton at January 23, 2017 07:12 PM (sCjDS)

Yeah.... she suddenly had an oh shit moment...

it was ugly....

Posted by: Madonna's Lawyer to the Secret Service... at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (qf6WZ)

147 by the way! who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (y3aQB)
=================================

Krauthammer and Kristol. Hayes is a Sconnie so he gets some leeway.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (dFi94)

148 Just to be clear. I will not invent a time machine so that I can go back to 1966 and bang Raquel Welch.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (cOHS7)


Speak for yourself!

Posted by: dr Who at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (9LSzT)

149 93 That limo the leftists set on fire was owned by a Muslim immigrant. Do We get to call them Islamaphobes now?

Posted by: Independent George's Phone at January 23, 2017 07:05 PM (FKOs9)

++++

Oh, no. The backlash we have been warned about all these years has finally arrived. Ushered in by gangs of #NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (R+30W)

150 (Sigh) It was either Chelsea Handler, or Celebrity Booger Picking, and we're beginning to think we backed the wrong horseface, uh, HORSE.

Posted by: Netflix at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (nd1zx)

151 I'd like to call a press conference to announce that I will not be the starting shortstop for the 2017 New York Yankees. I'm too principled for that.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (kumBu)
--------
You too aren't doing that?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (Sfs6o)

152 Always remember to say "I love You to Madonn..er Chelse...ah the train."

Be kind to the guy behind you.

Posted by: The Guy Behind You In The Train at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (cOHS7)

153 Julia Ioffe is the worst media offender.

When Jeffrey Goldberg and Atlantic fire her, then, maybe we can have a civil conversation with the left.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (X4ZNp)

154 Why is politics so important to these people?

Your in the entertainment business, go entertain someone already and leave politics to the adults in the room.

And go eat a fat BOD's too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (5VlCp)

155
When is the last time we had a President with a young son?

Bill Clinton

Posted by: Oh Danny boy at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (IqV8l)

156 Tertiary stage syphilis can result in mental illness and neurologic problems. Just sayin'.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

157 Vote for Pompeo is confirmed, still voting but count right now is 62 yes 26 no

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (0AwCy)

158 137 You know that thing about how "children of the President are off limits" thing? I think maybe that just meant girls.


Think about it. When is the last time we had a President with a young son? I think it's the male thing. He is fair game.because he's male.


You forgot white, grammie. Double-plus ungood. White male.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (di1hb)

159 She is so ugly, she makes a train take a dirt road

+++

wait
that's one of those expressions right? like she pulls trains on a

ugh

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (U0lQa)

160 I couldn't figger out which was the best passage, so...

well done Ace

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (swEzU)

161 I like the Kraut and Hayes. Just because you don't always agree doesn't make them not worth listening to.


put it this way, if those 2 were on fire, I wouldn't piss on them to put it out

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (y3aQB)

162 She's living in Britain, put her on the "no fly list"

Posted by: Sergeant Major at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (clL70)

163 Chelsea Clinton = Off Limits

Bush Twins = Fair Game

Obama Girls = Off Limits

Barron Trump = Fair Game

It's a 'one-on, one-off' rule.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

164 I still say "no quarter!".

Those fleeing to France may not be pursued - actively.

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (8J/Te)

165 Simple 51 vote majority on confirmation, thank you Harry Reid

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (0AwCy)

166 It can be a kind of metaphor... I guess. I'm not sure for *what* though. It's not clever, it doesn't imply much else in a broader, meaningful sense. If she *really* intended to use it that way, she really fucking sucks at metaphors.

Madonna is an ugly, wrinkled old bitch.

I meant that as a metaphor. Don't take it personally, Madge.

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (lmIoG)

167 144 Think about it. When is the last time we had a President with a young son? I think it's the male thing. He is fair game.because he's male.

Nice theory but no. Its because hes Republican.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

I have to agree with the theory that it is because he is a boy. I base this on the open warfare and assault on boys by feminists. Also I base this on feminists and celebrities openly advocating abortions of boys. And feeling ill will towards their own sons.

It is advocated and has bled over into our society.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (XNdCd)

168 151 I'd like to call a press conference to announce that I will not be the starting shortstop for the 2017 New York Yankees. I'm too principled for that.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:11 PM (kumBu)
--------
You too aren't doing that?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2017 07:14 PM (Sfs6o)

Yeah.... I had to turn down the Oakland Raider starting QB position after Carr got hurt... busy...

even though I have been starting QB in 4 SuperBowl wins for the Raiders in Madden...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (qf6WZ)

169 I just keep on pushin' my mish over the borderline.

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (Tyii7)

170 When I see Madonna I think of Morgana after Merlin tricks her into using all her magic up in Boorman's Excaliber.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (j1Wvr)

171

Trump, eying eliminating the office of domestic violence. Really. Madonna hardest hit.no pun intended heh

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (g8KEa)

172 "JFK. But that was different because it was Camelot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf) "

I dunno, the press tweeted some real zingers to King Arthur about Mordred.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kumBu)

173 You forgot white, grammie. Double-plus ungood. White male.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2017 07:15 PM (di1hb)
===============================

Poor kid. My heart goes out to him. He didn't ask for any of this. What is he - in the 5th grade? Poor kid.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (dFi94)

174 124 by the way! who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (y3aQB)

++++

Since Kristol lost his gig, I'd say the award goes to him. The other two are still collecting their checks every payday.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (R+30W)

175 162 She's living in Britain, put her on the "no fly list"
Posted by: Sergeant Major at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (clL70)

After Brexit, I don't think they want her either...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (qf6WZ)

176 when medonna pees, it's not pee. mostly spunk with some puss mixed in. her mouth is full of canker sores and the stench of three month old tuna. or, so i've been told. hazmat suit optional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)

177 & the funny thing about Madonna is one of her hits was Pap Don't Preach & it was basically about Keepin My Baby

hahaha tells you she never wrote her songs

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

178 "Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (lmIoG) "

Maybe it's a new euphemism for masturbation?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (kumBu)

179 I see Ed Henry is back after his divorce.

Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ByNzS)

180 163 Chelsea Clinton = Off Limits

Bush Twins = Fair Game

Obama Girls = Off Limits

Barron Trump = Fair Game

It's a 'one-on, one-off' rule.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:16 PM (oVJmc

The Bush Twins were handled with Kid gloves. There was not widespread hatred and wishcasting that thye would die or become mass murders or accused and made fun of being called autistic.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (XNdCd)

181 @176
Dude.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (LAe3v)

182 [deleted for rank stupidity]

This kind of comment will get you banned. [CBD]

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (Gv7El)

183 What do you tell Madonna when she has two black eyes?

Nothing she already been told twice.

Posted by: Sean Penn at January 23, 2017 07:19 PM (cOHS7)

184 Launch the IRS! I am sure that Material Gurl has not been very forthcoming on her income. Same with Wynonna's crazy sister...

Posted by: dc at January 23, 2017 07:20 PM (oY/R7)

185 The Bush Twins were handled with Kid gloves. There was not widespread hatred and wishcasting that thye would die or become mass murders or accused and made fun of being called autistic.

I remember the press following them around doing hit jobs on them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

186 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (R+30W)

well by that standard Bathtub boy Olbermann & Ed Schultze are on par with Hayes & Krauthammer

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

187 >>The Bush Twins were handled with Kid gloves.

No they weren't. There may not have been the level of silly shit we are seeing today, twitter wasn't around then, but they took a bunch of flak for being wild partiers and shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

188 STD's get tested for Madonna.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

189 Have never heard of this Handler person (usual for any current pop culture figure). Haven't seen any pics of Madonna for a decade or more (yet another shining example of the glories of my "news" black-out). Love the idiocy of her death-threat public performance.


Feel sorry for Krauthammer, he seems like a ridiculous figure - was never much more than barely above average for this commentator class, all of whom together rarely have anything interesting or intelligent to say. Kristol had a lot more inherent gravitas, but sheesh talk about an implosion (that also cast read doubt on his intellect).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (QDnY+)

190 If true, Tom Cotton is bad ass

Fooking Marie Harf?

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (48QDY)

191 The Bush Twins were handled with Kid gloves.
====

HA

no.



http://tinyurl.com/jkfy8oc

Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (Gv7El)

192 Marie BARF is already on Fox

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (y3aQB)

193 Last I heard , Madonna's son is not too fond of her. If you really want to hit a sore spot, tweet about that and not about Trump to her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (IDPbH)

194 >>Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling


Watch out for Methane Flares!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (m9RuU)

195 183... When Madonna has two black eyes... We thought you meant a fun interracial threesome.

Posted by: dc at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (oY/R7)

196 187 >>The Bush Twins were handled with Kid gloves.

No they weren't. There may not have been the level of silly shit we are seeing today, twitter wasn't around then, but they took a bunch of flak for being wild partiers and shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

What is interesting to me, is that all these flacks are getting in trouble for what they say on Twitter...

ie... what they REALLY think, not what some Editor finally lets them publish...

Masks.... ripped off....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (qf6WZ)

197 "Kristol had a lot more inherent gravitas, but sheesh talk about an implosion (that also cast read doubt on his intellect)."

Not intellect. Judgement. A problem with a lot of Neo-cons

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (SIY7D)

198 by the way! who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (y3aQB)


Yes.

Posted by: Timon at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (27k1O)

199 I never did get the Madonna craze. She wasn't all that good-looking even in the prime of her career and she was a horrible singer of forgettable songs written by other people. I mean, Stevie Nick's was active at the time. Why would an obviously inferior performer like Madonna get all the publicity?

Posted by: Ken at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (F9i2c)

200 I'm late to the thread but it made me laugh at how bad Madonna sounded a cappella. I wish Elton John would get in another slap fight with her. Make fun of her for he lip syncing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (8cEQL)

201 Chelsea Handler saying she won't interview Melania
is like me saying I won't bang the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, or that I
refuse to run the four-minute mile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

lol, I hear you, I also have decided not to buy the Empire State Building.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (c6/9Q)

202 I was just watching Steve Bannon being sworn in. Every time I see Mike Pence swear in someone, or preside over a ceremony - my admiration for him grows. What a gracious, solid man.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (dFi94)

203 Off damn sock

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (SIY7D)

204 Last young son was Kennedy, LBJ had daughters, later presidents children were adults but think Reagan was only one with sons and of course Bush 1st.
John John and me were only a week apart in age, only I didn't take any chances flying aircraft.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (0AwCy)

205 My friends, we have nothing to worry about with madonna threatening our president.

Posted by: John McCain, True Maverick at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (cOHS7)

206 Krauthammer, he seems like a ridiculous figure - was never much more
than barely above average for this commentator class...
Kristol had a lot more inherent gravitas



Yeah, no. Kraut is clearly very bright.

I always found Kristol to be jejune and nugatory. That's right, I said jejune and nugatory.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)

207 Because every 10 year old girl wanted to be Madonna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (8cEQL)

208 I guess I don't get why Marie Harf has abandoned her dressed as a milkmaid pole-dancing gig for commentary on Faux News.

Posted by: Hey Atlantic! Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (X4ZNp)

209 You don't go to a Presidential Inauguration on a whim.
All those women planned this months in advance, because they thought they were going to see the coronation of Hillary.
Their rage is understandable.
And so very futile. It will be a long time before the next Presidential election, and odds are that Hillary won't be running again.
They should go home and be good little wives and mothers for the time being.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (Z56vq)

210 He is fair game.because he's male.

I get what you're thinking here: men are free game and the pop culture hates boys.

But if he were a Democrat he'd be on the cover of People, Time, Teen Beat and on every interview show there is. Pictures of him playing pattycake would be everywhere. He'd have songs written about how much a heartbreaker he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (39g3+)

211 They made preemptive attacks on Palin's children just in case she became VP.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (IDPbH)

212 The Bush girls apparently tried to buy beer at Chuy's in Austin or something. Big deal made out of it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (89T5c)

213 140 Embrace the power of And.

Posted by: Big V at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (+4gNC)

214 STD's get tested for Madonna

+++

Madonna is ... The Resistance

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (U0lQa)

215 Judgement, fine. But use of "neo-cons" actually *does* indicate an intellectual problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (QDnY+)

216 "Shooter" not "Shoter" in your headline

Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (0Vxwv)

217 Poor kid. My heart goes out to him. He didn't ask for any of this. What is he - in the 5th grade? Poor kid.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (dFi94)


My daughter said "Barron is growing up in the age of ever present social media, and these scum are trying their damnedest to screw him him up! All the while believing in their heart of hearts that he deserves it because "Republican white Christian boy child!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (9LSzT)

218 ---Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House-- Madonna said to the cheers of tens of thousands of feminists and other opponents of President Donald J. Trump.

---------

What Madonna said would and should get her involuntarily Committed. I dare anyone to go to a rally and stand up in front of people and say what she said but substitute local county courthouse or sherriff's office or local Mayors office.

You will be locked up in a New York minute and institionalized.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (XNdCd)

219 OT, just saw the Harfster's debut as a Fox analyst. Well what a shock.
No makeover, arrogant 19-yr-old college nerdette, flacking for Obama.
Terrific addition to the Fox newsroom.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (H5rtT)

220 124-Krauthammer for sure.Did you know he is paralyzed? He sits on camera propped up in a wheelchair. .I had enough of his goofy expert rants. I could live wo Hawking as well...just saying

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (g8KEa)

221 There's a big part of me that thinks she should have been arrested for it. Maybe then these dingbats would get a clue and tone it down.

But then the SS would probably have to spend a lot more time on dummies and might miss an actual nut.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (4ErVI)

222 208 I guess I don't get why Marie Harf has abandoned her dressed as a milkmaid pole-dancing gig for commentary on Faux News.

Posted by: Hey Atlantic! Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (X4ZNp)

Because all the women who would put out at Fox went to other networks?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (qf6WZ)

223 >>"Shooter" not "Shoter" in your headline


It's a metaphor.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (m9RuU)

224 Madonna was a good dancer. Blew the right djs and producers, and, most importantly, won over the NYC gays, as did Bette Midler before her, and Lady Gaga after her.

Lady Gaga has pipes. Hope she brings along Tony Benett and Stevie Wonder for the Super Bowl

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (SIY7D)

225 The Bush girls were adults when Dubya was elected President.

Big difference between snitching on them for under-age drinking and sticking their tongues out at the press (you GO, Jenna!) than attacking a 10 year old.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (kqtMD)

226 odds are that Hillary won't be running again.

Wow, you really are a cautious one.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

227 193 Last I heard , Madonna's son is not too fond of her. If you really want to hit a sore spot, tweet about that and not about Trump to her.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (IDPbH)

Same deal with Rosie O'Donnell & her son.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

228 Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:21 PM (QDnY+)
I picked up lunch from Bell St today. Jamie was named # 6 on yelps list of best places to eat in the USA.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (8cEQL)

229 OT, just saw the Harfster's debut as a Fox analyst. Well what a shock.
No makeover, arrogant 19-yr-old college nerdette, flacking for Obama.
Terrific addition to the Fox newsroom.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (H5rtT)

Much much better choice than retaining/featuring Stacey Dash!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (9LSzT)

230 "Madonna Metaphor":
When you say one thing, then realize you could go to prison for it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (H5rtT)

231 so I think Senator Tom Cotton scared the weasel dick Chuck the Schmuck

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (y3aQB)

232 Five ways to go after a republican president's young children. Numbers 1,2,3,4, 5 will amaze you.

Posted by: CNN at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (cOHS7)

233 Madonna goes in to see a gynecologist. He takes one look between her legs and said "WHAT A HOLE! WHAT A HOLE!"
She says, "you didn't have to say it twice."
He says, "I didn't, it was a an echo."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (MQZOg)

234 There's a 100% chance of Hillary running...

...to the liquor store.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (4ErVI)

235 >>It's a metaphor.

It's an apliquat and a flebish.

If pep is just gonna start making up words then so am I.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

236 Ace en fuago!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

237 Some "comedian" named Stephen Spinola who claims to have some affiliation with Comedy Central Tweeted that Barron Trump is a rapist-in-waiting and that if his mom is raped, he hoped it would be by Barron, because of the small size of his genitalia

http://___ur.com/4U4M2jV

Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (0Vxwv)

238 229 OT, just saw the Harfster's debut as a Fox analyst. Well what a shock.
No makeover, arrogant 19-yr-old college nerdette, flacking for Obama.
Terrific addition to the Fox newsroom.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:25 PM (H5rtT)

Much much better choice than retaining/featuring Stacey Dash!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (9LSzT)

Oh yeah. You'll win the pennant with that trade, Fox.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (7qAYi)

239 Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (Z56vq)
They had non refundable airfare and hotel rooms.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (8cEQL)

240 Last I heard , Madonna's son is not too fond of her. If you really want to hit a sore spot, tweet about that and not about Trump to her.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 07:22 PM (IDPbH)

Same deal with Rosie O'Donnell & her son.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (7qAYi)


Am I detecting the hint of a trend? A tendency? A . . . correlation?

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (s5o+q)

241 Yeah, yes, pep. Kraut (and almost all of those folks) rarely come up with anything an experienced or literate person hadn't realized long ago. Guess it depends on one's level of interest and background. They're great for normal people in real lines of work who haven't spent their time on such subjects, but if you have any substantive background on the issues they tackly they're generally superficial at best.


Some exceptions along the way, but mostly in the way of turning cute phrases. Not thoughts or information.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

242 Krauthammer, he seems like a ridiculous figure - was never much more
than barely above average for this commentator class...
Kristol had a lot more inherent gravitas

==============================

Wow- do I ever disagree with this. Kristol is a one-note pundit and if the issue being discussed is anything other than American power keeping peace in the world he is uninterested. Dismissive, really.

Krauthammer, by contrast, has a far more wide-ranging set of interests and (agree with him or not) he's one of the most amazingly accomplished people on TV news. He's also more consistently conservative than most pundits and while I realize conservatism is not the flavor of the month it shouldn't lead you to underestimate his ability to analyze and communicate a position.

Posted by: Hey Atlantic! Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (X4ZNp)

243 224:the only good thing about the super bowl will be when brady, belichek, and kraft shove that trophy up goodels' ass on national t.v. no other reason to watch it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (KP5rU)

244 I never did get the Madonna craze. She wasn't all that good-looking even in the prime of her career and she was a horrible singer of forgettable songs written by other people. I mean, Stevie Nick's was active at the time. Why would an obviously inferior performer like Madonna get all the publicity?


Posted by: Ken at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM


Madonna was no Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (lmIoG)

245 I'm the petri dish of rock n roll.

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

246 Wow, way to go showing your prejudice against immigrants and people who speak with accents.


Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)


That is an extremely regressive attitude. It's what my mom had to deal with from the Church Ladies in the 1960s.

Chelsea Handler: reviving the intolerant bullying of the 1960s Church Ladies.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (kD8Fh)

247 I think Madonna's problems are pretty deep and severe and she is using Trump as an outlet for her inner depression and anger. Not making excuses at all for her. She is a dumb cluck indeed.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Ivjge)

248 The New York Times didn't even say what the SNL writer's Tweet entailed. Cowards. Washington Post did.

Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (0Vxwv)

249 Total tally on Pompeo
Yes 67 no 30 ( 3 missing)
so lots of D's voted yes, Diane Finestein included.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:30 PM (0AwCy)

250

I think that personally attacking Donald Trump's young son is an outstanding career move for this douchenugget.

Ask Rosie O. ,MeAgain Kelly, and George Will about the career enhancing aspects of a personal Trump War.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:30 PM (Gv7El)

251 233 Madonna goes in to see a gynecologist. He takes one look between her legs and said "WHAT A HOLE! WHAT A HOLE!"
She says, "you didn't have to say it twice."
He says, "I didn't, it was a an echo."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (MQZOg)

"Now clap your hands!"

"I can't."

"Pretty tight, huh?"

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:30 PM (7qAYi)

252 199 I never did get the Madonna craze. She wasn't all that good-looking even in the prime of her career and she was a horrible singer of forgettable songs written by other people. I mean, Stevie Nick's was active at the time. Why would an obviously inferior performer like Madonna get all the publicity?

Posted by: Ken at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (F9i2c)

++++

Madonna was willing to slut it up like nobody before her. You're wrong about her songs all being written by others. If you look at even her first album, she wrote about half the songs. As she became successful, she did even more of the writing. Plus, she hit when MTV was just hitting, and she was savvy enough to take advantage of that medium.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:30 PM (R+30W)

253 I always found Kristol to be jejune and nugatory. That's right, I said jejune and nugatory.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)

Wolf of Wall Street called those types of women pink sheets.
If Bill is going to dress up and sell his flesh, he should go with a Blue Chip name like Katherine or Allison.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:30 PM (XNdCd)

254 Posted by: Hey Atlantic! Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 23, 2017 07:29 PM (X4ZNp)

so smart that he was constantly wrong about Trump & he admitted it

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (y3aQB)

255 Am I detecting the hint of a trend? A tendency? A . . . correlation?

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (s5o+q)


Sons disowning high-profile, cringible feminazis? Never could have predicted!

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (kD8Fh)

256 Some "comedian" named Stephen Spinola

Surprisingly, no one knows the difference between shit and Spinola.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

257 I personally never detected in Kristol a towering intellect.

I think Krauthammer does (or did?) have superior intelligence.

Intelligence is not the same thing as wisdom.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (s5o+q)

258 Cyndi Lauper was no Belinda Carlisle.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (m9RuU)

259 Madonna, Cher, and Babs walk into a bar . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (JO9+V)

260 124 by the way! who is the bigger assclown, Charles Krauthammer, Stephen Hayes Or Bill Kristol ?
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:10 PM (y3aQB)
++++
Since Kristol lost his gig, I'd say the award goes to him. The other two are still collecting their checks every payday.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:18 PM (R+30W)

Krauthammer......I've seen a lot of spinals and I say he's faking. I have half a mind to go kick his goldbricking ass.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (5VlCp)

261 Krauthammer can be quite good. He doesn't get Why We Got Trump, because he's in the DC bubble

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (SIY7D)

262 CaliGirl, I'm envious, but also sad to see Los Alamos (the "other one") getting such press. Probably only a short time left til the place and its best outfits are ruined by notoriety (prices, etc.). Years back, first time wine tasting in central coast, was about to visit a place that was obscure ..... or had been, til they made Wine Spectator the month before. They were sold out of everything, and of course haven't been able to either get or afford their stuff since.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (QDnY+)

263 A METAPHOR IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH IN WHICH A WORD OR PHRASE IS APPLIED TO AN OBJECT OR ACTION TO WHICH IT IS NOT LITERALLY APPLICABLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

264 Ask every Democrat if they agree with Madona? Will they disavow her worlds? Do they agree with teaching our daughters about pussy power? Is it acceptable to teach young girls in public about the power of their pussy?

Posted by: ajlfour at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (/fsaX)

265 I have the Madonna Playboy, wonder if its worth anything, now.
(Was hoping for a good collector item)

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (0AwCy)

266 Chelsea Handler''the Chelsea that went to the 'for women' march, she disses another woman publically?
one that can speak 5 languages?
wonder how many Chelsea can speak badly?

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (R7cwD)

267 259 Madonna, Cher, and Babs walk into a bar . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

Everyone else walks out.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (fWLrt)

268 209 You don't go to a Presidential Inauguration on a whim.
All those women planned this months in advance, because they thought they were going to see the coronation of Hillary.
Their rage is understandable.
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:24 PM (Z56vq)


I read something about that over the weekend, that it was originally planned to be a celebratory march. I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds plausible.

I still think the pussy hats were cute, though. One thing I found intriguing: Practically nobody on stage wore them. The only ones I saw were on the Thug Mamas and Madonna, but hers was black instead of pink. I wonder why nobody else on stage wore them? I thought it was supposed to be about female solidarity and stuff.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

269 OT, just saw the Harfster's debut as a Fox analyst. Well what a shock.
No makeover, arrogant 19-yr-old college nerdette, flacking for Obama.
Terrific addition to the Fox newsroom.


She's got a sturdy neck.
Makes sense. The crops won't plow themselves.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (B6OKy)

270 Wasn't she on game of thrones? She should put her necklace back on.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (VdICR)

271 I had sex with Madonna once. That's where I got the idea for The Doomsday Machine.

Posted by: Norman Spinrad at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

272 265; you could wipe with it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

273 237 Some "comedian" named Stephen Spinola who claims to have some affiliation with Comedy Central Tweeted that Barron Trump is a rapist-in-waiting and that if his mom is raped, he hoped it would be by Barron, because of the small size of his genitalia

http://___ur.com/4U4M2jV
Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (0Vxwv)

WTF?

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (7qAYi)

274 237 Some "comedian" named Stephen Spinola who claims to have some affiliation with Comedy Central Tweeted that Barron Trump is a rapist-in-waiting and that if his mom is raped, he hoped it would be by Barron, because of the small size of his genitalia

http://___ur.com/4U4M2jV
Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (0Vxwv)

I don't see any humor in that--not from any perspective. No snark. How does that brainless simpleton make a living in comedy. Do lefties go to Yuk Yuks to laugh at crude unfunny garbage? And do they actually pay for the privilege?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (hJrjt)

275 for women!, why yes if you are the right voting women the rest can obvioslu be bombed along with their children in their homes

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (R7cwD)

276
Same deal with Rosie O'Donnell her son. Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

I think it's her adopted daughter

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (lKyWE)

277 OT, just saw the Harfster's debut as a Fox analyst.


heh. you said anal.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (fWLrt)

278 Intelligence is not the same thing as wisdom.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (s5o+q)
===============================

Amen.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (dFi94)

279 Cyndi Lauper was no Belinda Carlisle.


Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM


I demand satisfaction, sir. Pistols at dawn.

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (lmIoG)

280 He's also more consistently conservative than most pundits

====

Krauthammer? wha?


and while I realize conservatism is not the flavor of the month

===

Do you happen to receive "news broadcasts" in your cave on a desert island?

Because we just experienced the single most conservative day in America in about 15 years today.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (Gv7El)

281 >>Cyndi Lauper was no Belinda Carlisle.

I met a guy yesterday in the steam room after working on my gainzzz that knew the Cowsills.

I don't know what was creepier, that he knew the Cowsills or that he was telling me about them will we were both nekid.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

282 Sorority girl Harf.

Murdoch boyz jumped the gun.

Saw Hillary winning. Saw MeAgain leaving.

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (48QDY)

283 230 "Madonna Metaphor":
When you say one thing, then realize you could go to prison for it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:27 PM (H5rtT

LMFAO!!!

Or a padded room wearing a straight jacket.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (XNdCd)

284 I read something about that over the weekend, that it was originally planned to be a celebratory march. I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds plausible.

All those labia costumes, hats etc take a long time to make. They didn't whip those up over Christmas break, this was months in the planning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (39g3+)

285 Cyndi Lauper was no Belinda Carlisle.
==

Who was no Dale Bozzio.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (Gv7El)

286 They're great for normal people in real lines of work who haven't spent
their time on such subjects, but if you have any substantive background
on the issues they tackly they're generally superficial at best.


Or perhaps because they are writing for an audience of people in real lines of work, they try to avoid making it overly complex, so as to avoid having people tune them out. They're looking for the broad strokes, not what's in the weeds, at least in some venues.

George Will can write brilliantly when he eases up on the baseball nonsense.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

287 Madonna is no Susanna Hoffs

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (JO9+V)

288 Belinda Carlisle was no Suzi Quatro.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

289 Madonna used to screw Dennis Rodman.

To beat that as the worst thing he's ever done in his life he had to make friends with Kim Jong-un.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (IDPbH)

290 All those labia costumes, hats etc take a long time to make. They didn't whip those up over Christmas break, this was months in the planning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (39g3+)


I don't know why your comment made me think of this, but it did:

"Loose lips sink ships."

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (s5o+q)

291 I still think the pussy hats were cute, though. One thing I found intriguing: Practically nobody on stage wore them. The only ones I saw were on the Thug Mamas and Madonna, but hers was black instead of pink.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

It was a metaphor for the diseased state of her cooter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (R+30W)

292 Right now the government is empowered to come bankrupt you if you don't want to decorate a cake for a gay marriage.

Hillary ran on a platform of changing them from a civil to a criminal penalty.

Based on that I want to see Madonna actually go to jail. She actually did threaten the president with violence. Does she personally plan on acting on it? No. Would she like one of her groupies to do it? Hell yes.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (aZq03)

293 Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (7qAYi)

Yes, if you've ever listened to Stacey Dash and not been impressed, I'd worry about your intellectual abilities! She's got one helluva personal story as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (9LSzT)

294 263

YOU GO BEN.

Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (48QDY)

295 I have the Madonna Playboy, wonder if its worth anything, now.
(Was hoping for a good collector item)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:32 PM (0AwCy)

Ummmmmm....No.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp)

296 237 Some "comedian" named Stephen Spinola who claims to have some affiliation with Comedy Central Tweeted that Barron Trump is a rapist-in-waiting and that if his mom is raped, he hoped it would be by Barron, because of the small size of his genitalia

http://___ur.com/4U4M2jV
Posted by: Jane at January 23, 2017 07:28 PM (0Vxwv)
................

He stole my joke!

Posted by: Trevor Noah at January 23, 2017 07:36 PM (HgMAr)

297 Treaty, hell. Full and unconditional surrender, if that. I rather enjoy trolling, boycotting and destroying people, it turns out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (iwswH)

298 Spot-on, Ace !
I think we all need to adopt an attitude somewhere between your masthead quote and the Immortal Breitbart's "F you ! WAR !" until final victory is achieved. This can be defined as "the enemy is unable to resist and surrenders unconditionally".
Anything less just leaves the problem to fester and recur.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (1d+CX)

299 261 Krauthammer can be quite good. He doesn't get Why We Got Trump, because he's in the DC bubble

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (SIY7D)


He doesn't have the intellect to look outside the box and think what's going on here? What am I missing?

Tucker Carlson got it and I think he lives there.

Mark Steyn got it but I don't know where he lives.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (4ErVI)

300 Feminism circa 1977:

Women are more then just their bodies!

Feminism circa 2017:

Women are nothing more then their bodies!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (aZq03)

301 What's a metaphor? For cows to graze in.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (7qAYi)

302 Belinda Carlisle was no Suzi Quatro.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM


The duel's off, sir. I cannot bring myself to shoot a Suzi fan.

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (lmIoG)

303 282 Sorority girl Harf.

Murdoch boyz jumped the gun.

Saw Hillary winning. Saw MeAgain leaving.
Posted by: Golfman at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (48QDY)

Hello.... HR? Yeah.... we got a question...

Are we liable for sexual harassment suites if the Woman instigates the encounter?

No? Just be careful and tape everything??? OK...

Dude! We're good... hire the Harf....

Posted by: Murdoch Brother at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (qf6WZ)

304 Indian Lake is a scene you should make with your little one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (LTHVh)

305 Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (Gv7El)
What are words for ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (y3aQB)

306 I saw on weekend that a lot of women who went to the DC march booked rooms through AirBnB, presumably awhile ago.

Another piece of fake news is conflating attendance at all the Saturday rallies nationwide to get a figure of over a million to compare to the actual Trump inauguration.

I stepped outside on Friday in NYC an yelled FUCK YEAH so shouldn't I count in the Inauguration totals

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (SIY7D)

307 Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:31 PM (QDnY+)
Which winery? I'm so old I remember when they didn't charge for wine tasting.
The vibe in Los Alamos is the way Los Olivos used to be. During the week it's quiet, on the weekend it's a zoo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:37 PM (8cEQL)

308 Heck, why didn't Cyndi Lauper get bigger than Madonna? I recollect - they were about equal in the pop charts at the time, and yes, I was working as a DJ for AFRTS at the time. I thought Cyndi was a much better singer and lyricist.

Madonna is actually beginning to lookmore and more like Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein, AKA The Bride of Wildenstein. (Just do a search for the horrifying pictorial evidence.)

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (xnmPy)

309 Mark Steyn got it but I don't know where he lives.
***
He lives in the "another damn alien abduction?!?" hills of New Hampshire.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (aZq03)

310
Krauthammer......I've seen a lot of spinals and I say he's faking. I have half a mind to go kick his goldbricking ass

++

WHAT AM I SAYING? Stand up, everybody, stand up for Chuck

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (U0lQa)

311 Suzi Quatro was no Rindy Ross.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (m9RuU)

312 "And do they actually pay for the privilege?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (hJrjt) "

Well, some lefty comics get by - standard 'applause material.' Just parrot some talking points and get a rousing sea of handclaps from the seals in the audience. No laughs, of course - laughs are much harder to garner than applause.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (kumBu)

313 Belinda Carlisle was no Suzi Quatro.


Posted by: Grump928(C)

Suzi Quatro is no Quatro de Ocho.

Posted by: TFG, FORMER Golfer-in-Chief at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (MQZOg)

314 How does that brainless simpleton make a living
in comedy. Do lefties go to Yuk Yuks to laugh at crude unfunny garbage?
And do they actually pay for the privilege?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (hJrjt)

**cough**Bill Maher**cough**

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

315 Heck, why didn't Cyndi Lauper get bigger than Madonna?
***
Madonna was better at marketing. And sexually pleasuring music industry execs. But mostly sexually pleasuring music execs.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (aZq03)

316 Suzi Quatro was no Rindy Ross. who was no Pat Benatar

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (y3aQB)

317 I thought Cyndi was a much better singer and lyricist.


I went on a CL marathon a couple of weeks ago and I don't think her stuff has aged well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh)

318 From CBS News


VP Pence to swear-in Mike Pompeo as CIA Director tonight. Senate vote still underway, but confirmation assured.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (dFi94)

319 290 All those labia costumes, hats etc take a long time to make. They didn't whip those up over Christmas break, this was months in the planning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:34 PM (39g3+)

I don't know why your comment made me think of this, but it did:

"Loose lips sink ships."
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:35 PM (s5o+q)

/looks at the DC March...

Oh Man.... we are soooo fucked....

Posted by: Sailor, USN at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (qf6WZ)

320 Baron Trump Baron Trump? !! That kid will be a god .Just give it time.

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (g8KEa)

321

the comment on Barron, and the comment about Trump and his daughter are unreal

madonna, once married to Sean Penn, and dumped by Guy Ritchie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (nQgx9)

322 None of these 80's pop tarts can match the grandeur and majesty of Stacey Q.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (kumBu)

323 Suzi Quatro is no Ethel Merman.

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

324 "Madonna is a New Yorker who affects a fake British accent, which means she's sophisticated and shit."

Don't know if anyone addressed this upthread- actually, Madonna is white trash from the northern suburbs of Detroit who affects a fake British accent, which makes her shit all retarded.

And her singing at this point is worse than mine. Which makes it probably outlawed by several Geneva convention rules.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, out with the chump in with the Trump at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (1aMQH)

325 None of them were Johnette Napolitano.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

326 I like jejunes with pepper and butter, and a nugatory bar for dessert.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

327 None of these 80's pop tarts can match the grandeur and majesty of Stacey Q.

Kylie Minogue

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (y3aQB)

328 >>who was no Pat Benatar


who was no Linda Ronstadt.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:40 PM (m9RuU)

329 "I went on a CL marathon a couple of weeks ago and I don't think her stuff has aged well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh) "

She still has the best charting song about female masturbation - so she's got that going for her.

Plus, Rock N' Wrestling!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:41 PM (kumBu)

330 Oh, and just to mention this yet again:

The Aggressor Sets The Rules Of Engagement.

And they have set them quite clearly; we are just abiding by their wishes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 07:41 PM (1d+CX)

331 Yes, Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons

......and Hustler Magazine

Posted by: JROD at January 23, 2017 07:41 PM (rGKRU)

332 312 "And do they actually pay for the privilege?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:33 PM (hJrjt) "

Well, some lefty comics get by - standard 'applause material.' Just parrot some talking points and get a rousing sea of handclaps from the seals in the audience. No laughs, of course - laughs are much harder to garner than applause.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:38 PM (kumBu)

My wife and I went to a live comedy show a few months. Most of the jokes were based on the f-bomb. There were one or two jokes that made me genuinely laugh but delete the f-bomb and a three-hour show would have been cut to 30 minutes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:41 PM (hJrjt)

333 who was no Alannah Myles

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (JO9+V)

334 madonna, once married to Sean Penn, and dumped by Guy Ritchie
***
True story: Sean Penn got so mad at Madonna at one point that he broke into her place, tied her up, and beat her up.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (aZq03)

335 >>She still has the best charting song about female masturbation


Wouldn't that be Christina Amphlett?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (m9RuU)

336 >>who was no Alannah Myles


BLACK VELVET!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (m9RuU)

337 Annie Lenox FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (1d+CX)

338 Annie Haslam has got chunks of chicks like these in her stool.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

339 What are words for ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at

===

Their first two albums are still in my rotation. Her ex's drumming and her vocals defined the 80's for me.

She was an original. Gaga still rips her off.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (Gv7El)

340 Pompeo is confirmed. So that's that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (V2Yro)

341 Annie Lenox FTW !


Dammit. I was going to post that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh)

342 Pre Madonna I liked Chrissie Hynde and Deborah Harry, who was, IIRC, hotter than Madonna ever hoped to be.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (hJrjt)

343 Annie Lennox was no Sade.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (m9RuU)

344 Heck, why didn't Cyndi Lauper get bigger than Madonna?
***
Madonna was better at marketing. And sexually pleasuring music industry execs. But mostly sexually pleasuring music execs.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:39 PM (aZq03)

Didn't Cyndi come down with some funky disease shortly after she hit the big time in the 80's which kinda limited her working?


And Suzi Quatro was hot and sexy like Joan Jett without all the latent lesbianism lurking underneath.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (5VlCp)

345 No one in that business was Susanna Hoffs. Smoking fucking hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (89T5c)

346 Well, my kids are homeschooled, and they all go to the range with their dad to shoot, so I guess that makes them homeschooled shooters.

I really bemoan the lack of civility in today's world. And I don't mean that in a snarky way. My husband and I spent a lot of time teaching our kids proper manners and proper speech and polite conversation. I wish Madonna's mom and the SNL writer's mom had too.

Yet I'm the one who produced homeschooled shooters. Go figure.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (sBOL1)

347 Well, actually I was going to post on Annie Lennox, but same difference.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (LTHVh)

348 MeAgain Kelly is on Dr. Phil whining about Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

349
Heck, why didn't Cyndi Lauper get bigger than Madonna? I recollect - they were about equal in the pop charts at the time, and yes, I was working as a DJ for AFRTS at the time. I thought Cyndi was a much better singer and lyricist.


Because she didn't grab her puthy on stage and dress like a cheap slut

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (lKyWE)

350 "What's a metaphor? For cows to graze in."
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ice to meet you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (39g3+)

351 Everyone seems to have forgotten Linda Ronstadt, who had talent and was once huge. The Eagles started as her backing band. Anyone remember her in a Cub Scout uniform?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (SIY7D)

352
Meanwhile, Lizzy Warren, an alleged senator, refuses to disavow Madonna's threats.

h/t Breitbart

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (mbhDw)

353 Annie Lenox FTW !

+++

Nina Hagen

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (U0lQa)

354 F'n A

Posted by: JoshO` at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (34zfN)

355 310.yeah and wtf is with all these empty blue parking spots? I bet it's on Trumps radar..

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (g8KEa)

356 Good for you grumpy !

garrett, you say that like it's a bad thing ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (1d+CX)

357 CaliGirl, not in Los Alamos, up in Paso (west side). Had to look up the name, since .... per my story, never went there, have never had their juice. Was at Windward, which is located next door (nice folks, French-owned, pinot only), about to go to this place, when they told us not to bother. Told us we'd missed it by one month.


L'Aventure. Early 2007, they went from nowhere to out of reach. Haven't checked back to see if they're still riding high.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (QDnY+)

358 Linda and Bonnie Raitt both got started singing backup in Little Feat, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (m9RuU)

359 348
MeAgain Kelly is on Dr. Phil whining about Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

You're watching Dr. Phil, why now?
You're watching Dr. Phil interview MeAgain, why now?

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (Enq6K)

360 Oh Ace. You spoke to the core of my being. Every attempt by the left to stifle the speech of others must be met with a ferocious response. The left has gotten away with speech and thought control for more than 25 years. We teeter on the the precipice.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (07VtA)

361 But remember, "indefinite" only means "will work from home"...

Posted by: mrt721 at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (JeAp+)

362 No one in that business was Susanna Hoffs. Smoking fucking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (89T5c)

ABSOLUTELY

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (y3aQB)

363 338 Annie Haslam has got chunks of chicks like these in her stool.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)


Ha. +1000

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

364 348 MeAgain Kelly is on Dr. Phil whining about Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

Dr. Phil? Wow.

Attention whore much, Megyn.

Although with Dr. Phil you never know. He can turn on someone real fast.

"Well Megyn as I'm sitting here you're striking me as insincere. You're kind of a bitch, actually."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (4ErVI)

365 Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted" video got me through puberty.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (7qAYi)

366 342 Pre Madonna I liked Chrissie Hynde and Deborah Harry, who was, IIRC, hotter than Madonna ever hoped to be.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (hJrjt)

I had a thing for Chrissie Hynde's less well known sister Bea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

367 Of all those pop starlets, and there were a lot of cuties, Susannah Hoffs made me stop and gasp. When she did that thing with her eyes in "Walk Like an Egyptian" video it felt like a punch to the heart.

She's aged well, to say the least. Still gorgeous and pint sized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (39g3+)

368 328. Who was no Annie Lennox or Alison Moyet, none of whom were Ute Lemper:

https://youtu.be/DCswMKnMHtU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (vNAqW)

369 who was no Tiffany.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (JO9+V)

370 The question I have is...

Why hasn't there already been a "first home-schooled shooter"?

I thought home-schooled kids were all supposed to be awkward and anti-social.

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (QxDWi)

371 I remember the outrage years ago when Rush Limbaugh made a disparaging remark about poor, plain, gawky little Chelsea Clinton.

I thought Rush was wrong at the time, still do. But these attacks on Trump's family? Weird. Skeevy. Deranged. There appear to be no limits with these people, no moral boundaries or lines. No simple human decency.

I also honestly believe the mentally unstable among them are being deliberately primed to commit acts of violence.

We're about to see assassination attempts and Weathermen-like terror bombing campaigns. The violence will be blamed on the 'atmosphere' created by the Trump Administration.

Yeah, it's not like JFK was killed by 'a dirty little communist' (Jackie's description of Oswald). He was killed by 'the mood of Dallas that day'.

Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (ZkXe+)

372 I really bemoan the lack of civility in today's world.
***
It is an integral part of what the left has become.

If your opponents aren't just wrong, but the subhuman, NAZI scum stopping Utopia for shits and giggles, you are going to continue to dehumanize them until anything is acceptable.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (aZq03)

373 351
Everyone seems to have forgotten Linda Ronstadt, who had talent and was
once huge. The Eagles started as her backing band. Anyone remember her
in a Cub Scout uniform?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (SIY7D)

Now when you say 'huge', you mean her popularity right...not her subsequent size?

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (Enq6K)

374 Pompeo is confirmed. So that's that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (V2Yro)


I hope burning bridges to no avail was worth it to Schumer.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (s5o+q)

375 Lauper and Debbie Harry predate auto-tune, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

376 The question I have is...

Why hasn't there already been a "first home-schooled shooter"?


Because one of their lessons is on gun safety.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (fWLrt)

377 >>who was no Tiffany


I bet Tiffany gave a great handy.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (m9RuU)

378 Just channel surfing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (IqV8l)

379 Annie Haslam...

...and Maddy Prior.

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (QxDWi)

380 338 Annie Haslam has got chunks of chicks like these in her stool.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)


A reference to Renaissance. Wow. Old college friend was tight with them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

381
Kylie Minogue

Posted by: EVLINC!

===

Their are still cults in Australia with temples dedicated to the worship of Kylie's ass.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (Gv7El)

382 I suppose Barron can take this shit. He's Donald Trump's son after all. I'm thinking of the formative years of Michael Corleone, here.

And, his mother will both stand up for him and shelter him, if things get real tough. If you wanted standing-up-for and a little shelter, wouldn't you want somebody just like Melania Trump? Looks to me like a couple of people who thought they were "comics" just went up against a Slovenian, when Death is on the line.

In a way, you have to almost feel sorry for them. No empty threats, here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (H5rtT)

383 Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers. Probably #1

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (SIY7D)

384 Pompeo is confirmed. So that's that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (V2Yro)
================================

Apparently he will be sworn in later tonight. I'm getting addicted to all these swearing-in ceremonies.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (dFi94)

385 370 The question I have is...

Why hasn't there already been a "first home-schooled shooter"?

I thought home-schooled kids were all supposed to be awkward and anti-social.
Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (QxDWi)

Of course they are. Don't you watch our show?

Posted by: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (0mRoj)

386 Everyone seems to have forgotten Linda Ronstadt, who
had talent and was once huge. The Eagles started as her backing band.
Anyone remember her in a Cub Scout uniform?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (SIY7D)


Last I heard, she was still pretty huge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (JO9+V)

387 352
Meanwhile, Lizzy Warren, an alleged senator, refuses to disavow Madonna's threats.

h/t Breitbart

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:44 PM (mbhDw)

I like this too. Every time some Republican says something remotely dumb, the media forces every other Republican of note to disavow them. Now we get tp play that game.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (7qAYi)

388 "Annie Lennox was no Sade.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:43 PM (m9RuU) "

But she is a smooth operator.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (kumBu)

389 Linda was in Stone Poneys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

390 Last I heard, she was still pretty huge.
Posted by: Count de Monet


She was never as big as Ann Wilson though. Gigantic talent.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (fWLrt)

391 Meant popularity. No slight intended on Linda

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (SIY7D)

392 Every attempt by the left to stifle the speech of others must be met with a ferocious response.

+++

yell in their ear like shia leboeuf does.

which was an assault intended to permanently impair hearing, BTW

the victim was a putz in his response though.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (U0lQa)

393 389 Linda was in Stone Poneys.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l)


. . . but mostly Moonbeam's fridge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

394 Of course they are. Don't you watch our show?
Posted by: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Tonight's episode; ripped from the (imaginary) headlines!!!!!

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (QxDWi)

395 Their are still cults in Australia with temples dedicated to the worship of Kylie's ass.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER !

Do you have to sell your worldly belongings and shave your head to join?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (MQZOg)

396 348 MeAgain Kelly is on Dr. Phil whining about Trump.

I think MeAgain wishes she were Melania Trump.

She wants him bad.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (Z56vq)

397 I bet Tiffany gave a great handy.
***
But only once she things you are alone.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (aZq03)

398 She was never as big as Ann Wilson though. Gigantic talent.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

399 Tit for tat all the way , make them understand MAD.

Posted by: local news at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (1isJI)

400 Ronstadt is a huge lefty. And huge all by itself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

401 Madonna was misquoted.

Instead of "blowing up the White House", she really said "blow the White House".


Posted by: Columbo's Cousin at January 23, 2017 07:49 PM (UsCnO)

402 363 338 Annie Haslam has got chunks of chicks like these in her stool.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

Ha. +1000
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)


I should mention that I saw her live a couple of years ago. She's in her 60s now, but her voice still sounded good.

Also, she's been living in my county for the last 20 years or so. I've never met her, but I could theoretically bump into her in the supermarket.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

403 Nena.

Hairy pits and all.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (m9RuU)

404 Tiffany was cute because she seemed like a girl you might know in school. She'd never date you but you might get a signature in your yearbook.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (39g3+)

405 325 thank god


Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (g8KEa)

406 look hteir fake care for women has been a joke for some time.
They care about their polical cohorts that are women or whomever.
they tore apart Palins kids, Bush's girls, and Trumps children, everything They say is BS!
they really could give two shits about any women or childfren not of their body.

that these belong in my gender makes me ashamed.
insincere lying freaks.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (R7cwD)

407
In re: Madonna. Sometimes the desserts, they are just.

As for the skank with the puffy scamper, she should be offered a role selling Lava Soap -- by having her mouth washed out with it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (4b4o/)

408 Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2017 07:46 PM (ZkXe+)
We've come full circle. Madonna made fun of Chelsea Clinton and Bill Clinton I think during the cold open for SNL.
SNL has never run that scene again. I think Madonna was singing Happy Birthday like Marilyn Monroe but it was directed at Chelsea or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (8cEQL)

409 Last I heard, she was still pretty huge.
Posted by: Count de Monet


She was never as big as Ann Wilson though. Gigantic talent.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:48 PM (fWLrt)


Nancy Wilson was, however, niiiiice.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (s5o+q)

410 And Mama Cass was the hugest of them all!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (JO9+V)

411 "She's aged well, to say the least. Still gorgeous and pint sized."


Yup.

Sexy, without being trashy.

IOW, not Madonna.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 07:50 PM (J+eG2)

412 Dibba dibba dip, dip, dip. Awe.

Posted by: Annie Lennox at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (PjWy4)

413 I have always thought that I didn't really care for Fergie, but I recently realized I just didn't care for the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie covering other people's work is pretty impressive. Often better than the original.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (LTHVh)

414 Alison Camerata was a Fox lady, had a job on the couch on the morning show, don't believe she ever showed leftist tendencies.

But she's on CNN now, and totally in the tank.

Maybe Marie can be beaten and whipped into submission. They could send her to one of those Mormon camps, you know, where they try to knock out Teh Ghey.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (U6f54)

415 383 Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers. Probably #1
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (SIY7D)


Janis Joplin. Although Melanie had a voice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

416 both lenox and sade are wonderful.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (R7cwD)

417 Nice post, Ace! Never give them an inch.
Yeah. Give them the whole 9 yards instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (lJXY3)

418 Linda Ronstadt can flat out sing. That album she did with Emmylou Harris and Dolly Parton? Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (dFi94)

419 >>Tiffany was cute because she seemed like a girl you might know in school. She'd never date you but you might get a signature in your yearbook.


...or a handy in the Mall Parking Lot.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (m9RuU)

420 What about Big Mama Thornton?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

421 I hope burning bridges to no avail was worth it to Schumer.

Posted by: filbert


It gets worse. Tom Cotton is going to meet him behind the Senate and kick his ass.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)

422 Madonna wishes she was Kylie Minogue. hell, she wishes she was Dani Minogue.

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (lmIoG)

423 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (kCay7)

424 "There appear to be no limits with these people, no moral boundaries or lines. No simple human decency.

I also honestly believe the mentally unstable among them are being deliberately primed to commit acts of violence.

We're about to see assassination attempts and Weathermen-like terror bombing campaigns. The violence will be blamed on the 'atmosphere' created by the Trump Administration. "
troyriser@371

Yup.
Any day now ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (1d+CX)

425 Alison Moyet was in that band with Carl Yastrzemski, right? Man, that guy was busy in the 80's.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (kumBu)

426 Anyone who gets you walking like a Egyptian has to be hot

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (0AwCy)

427 Candy Givens, from Zephyr.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (m9RuU)

428 358 Linda and Bonnie Raitt both got started singing backup in Little Feat, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (m9RuU)


The Raitt/Prine Angel From Montgomery still owns.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (8nWyX)

429 So let me make sure I have this straight:

Donald Trump, the left's Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini all rolled into one, a completely crazy guy with legions of murderous knuckle-dragging followers just ACHING to beat up some poor member of the intellectual elite, becomes President of the United States; and the people moaning that he'll put people like them into camps feel free to gratuitously insult his wife and children with the seemingly serene feeling that absolutely nothing will happen to them.

Somebody's crazy here, and it's not me.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (nd1zx)

430 "Melanie had a voice"

And a brand new pair of roller skates

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (SIY7D)

431 @379 Silly Sisters FTW.

Madonna? Also no Caterina Valente. With arranger, Horst Jankowski.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (H5rtT)

432 Anyone who gets you walking like a Egyptian has to be hot



Steve Martin is not hot. A wiiiild & crazy guy, yes.

Hot? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (E9ede)

433 Anyone who gets you walking like a Egyptian has to be hot
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2017 07:52 PM (0AwCy)


If Prince wrote a song specifically to hit on you, you were hot.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (s5o+q)

434 It gets worse. Tom Cotton is going to meet him behind the Senate and kick his ass.


Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)
==============================

I would not be at all surprised.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (dFi94)

435 Yeah. Give them the whole 9 yards instead.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (lJXY3)

Amanda Peet FTW!

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (7qAYi)

436 Yes ace, goddamn. Yes.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (Iy6JT)

437 "I have always thought that I didn't really care for Fergie, but I recently realized I just didn't care for the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie covering other people's work is pretty impressive. Often better than the original.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (LTHVh) "

Stacey Ferguson has always had a very good voice - even as a kid on Kids Incorporated. Just not much chance to show it off as a member of the BEP.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:53 PM (kumBu)

438 The best kind of Hynde tit.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM (cct0t)

439 >>>291 I still think the pussy hats were cute, though

no way
russian hat here

Posted by: concrete girl at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM (Df46i)

440 >>Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers.

Definitely near the top.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

441 Tiffany was cute because she seemed like a girl you might know in school. She'd never date you but you might get a signature in your yearbook.

And if you're a fan of ginger minge, she did a Playboy shoot.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM (B6OKy)

442 >>>291 I still think the pussy hats were cute, though


The blue one Obama wore on his bicycle ride was the best evah.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:55 PM (fWLrt)

443 I made Madonna. She would be nothing without me.

Posted by: David Fincher at January 23, 2017 07:55 PM (XNdCd)

444 Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers. Probably #1

Joan Jett, Lita Ford , Ann Wilson & Pat Bentar say hi

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 07:55 PM (y3aQB)

445 I have a metaphor for this thread. It's changing from a fast-moving, tightly-channeled river to a swampy delta with many different, non-intersecting elements.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

446 And if you're a fan of ginger minge, she did a Playboy shoot.
Posted by: gewa76

Do you get an egg roll with the ginger minge?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (MQZOg)

447 and Expose

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

448 I made Madonna. She would be nothing without me..

Posted by: Penicillin at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (LTHVh)

449 Madonna is still a big musical star. It's just that her appeal has become more selective.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (fWLrt)

450 I have a metaphor for this thread. It's changing from a fast-moving, tightly-channeled river to a swampy delta with many different, non-intersecting elements.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (LAe3v)


Go with the flow.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 07:56 PM (s5o+q)

451 Grace Slick was a real hottie .. Mama Cass Elliott not so much. ..and David Bowie forgetabowdit..wait what......

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (g8KEa)

452 Madonna knows how to market herself.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Z56vq)

453 Janis Joplin. Although Melanie had a voice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)





Lay down lay down, JJ, let it all down

Let your white birds smile up at the

Ones who stand and frown

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Melanie at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (9q7Dl)

454 I still think the pussy hats were cute, though
===

Nothing says "I am woman, take my views seriously" like a few thousand screaming harpies with simulated vaginas on their heads.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Gv7El)

455 I worked with a relative of Madonna's. Said relative found her disgusting. There is a much greater point, and irony, about this relative, but discretion demands that I say no more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (ZO497)

456 >>Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers.

Definitely near the top.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM

Debbie Harry
Suzi Q
Chrissie H

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (lmIoG)

457 452 Madonna knows how to market herself.

Posted by: ALH

Doesn't even need a pimp.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (fWLrt)

458 It's an apliquat


Today IS National Pie day.

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (8J/Te)

459 419 >>Tiffany was cute because she seemed like a girl you might know in school. She'd never date you but you might get a signature in your yearbook.


...or a handy in the Mall Parking Lot.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (m9RuU

She was the neighbor you snuck in your window at night to bang and snuck in her window to Fuck.

She was the neighborhood fuckbuddy from high school, exclusive to you.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (XNdCd)

460 nd the people moaning that he'll put people like them into camps feel free to gratuitously insult his wife and children with the seemingly serene feeling that absolutely nothing will happen to them.

Its like they don't believe a word they're saying or something.

Sade and Annie Lennox have amazing voices, still going very strong. Natalie Merchant from 10,000 manics had an amazing voice, too. Not sure she's still performing, I dated a girl who could sing exactly like her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (39g3+)

461 Chrissie Hynde?

She's a Pretender.

And what if she said she would never surrender?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (kumBu)

462 439. Ushanka, papakha, astrakhan, or what?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (vNAqW)

463 Madonna knows how to market herself.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Z56vq)



Like any good whore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (auHtY)

464 Donald Trump, the left's Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini all rolled into one, a completely crazy guy with legions of murderous knuckle-dragging followers just ACHING to beat up some poor member of the intellectual elite, becomes President of the United States; and the people moaning that he'll put people like them into camps feel free to gratuitously insult his wife and children with the seemingly serene feeling that absolutely nothing will happen to them.

Somebody's crazy here, and it's not me.

-----

Well, look at George W Bush! He was...

1.) Mastermind of a fake attack on America to start a war, and...

2.) A complete idiot.

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (QxDWi)

465 Somebody's crazy here, and it's not me

+++

you gotta understand some of the actual fears here. I'd need a huger post honestly. it goes back...begin with the 70s and the power players of the radical left back then, the bombings, the lincoln detox, all of it. Trump knows all this, knows where the money is, how it works. he wasn't part of it, no, but he saw it all.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 07:59 PM (U0lQa)

466 Go with the flow.
Posted by: filbert
-----------

Take the slut less traveled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 07:59 PM (ZO497)

467 ...or a handy in the Mall Parking Lot.

You guys got a lot more attention from the girl next door than I did. Or have a rich fantasy life.

I thought Debbie Gibson was cute too but she was the rich girl from the private school you saw go by in the limo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (39g3+)

468 Chrissie Hynde makes my short list of best female rockers.

Definitely near the top.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 07:54 PM

Debbie Harry
Suzi Q
Chrissie H

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (lmIoG)




Yoko: None of you know good singing. Fvck arr of you!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (auHtY)

469 She was the neighbor you snuck in your window at night to bang and snuck in her window to Fuck.

She was the neighborhood fuckbuddy from high school, exclusive to you.
Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (XNdCd)


Need to reference Mojo Nixon's ode to Debbie Gibson here.

https://youtu.be/O92QcjT6vDY

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)

470 Chesea Handler (yeah, that scrunt) says she won't interview FLOTUS because she can barely speak English.

Well, that, and the hysterical laughter from Melania's booking agent at the very idea of her appearing on a show with lower time-slot ratings than re-runs of 'Lamp Unto My Feet', but, yeah.

You go. Girl.

-
I will not have Melania in my bedroom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Nwg0u)

471 >>Like any good whore


Once they get the Herpegonhosyphilaids, they'll be back...

I mean, where else they gonna go?

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (m9RuU)

472 Siouxsie Sioux

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (lmIoG)

473 Debbie Gibson>Tiffany

Posted by: JROD at January 23, 2017 08:01 PM (rGKRU)

474 And don't forget that Judd Bitch called Trump Hitler.

Someone should give her a history book, then a beating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:01 PM (SjImc)

475 Trump knows all this, knows where the money is, how it works. he wasn't part of it, no, but he saw it all.

Plus the thing with the judges. They can see it all going badly in a hurry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)

476 469 She was the neighbor you snuck in your window at night to bang and snuck in her window to Fuck.

She was the neighborhood fuckbuddy from high school, exclusive to you.
Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (XNdCd)

Need to reference Mojo Nixon's ode to Debbie Gibson here.

https://youtu.be/O92QcjT6vDY
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)

If you don't know Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'!

Posted by: Dead Milkmen at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (7qAYi)

477 And don't forget that Judd Bitch called Trump Hitler.

Someone should give her a history book, then a beating
Posted by: Nevergiveup

And antiinflammatories. That amount of puffiness can't be healthy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (MQZOg)

478 Too bad Jose Canseco isn't around any more. I'll bet he could tell us some good Madonna stories.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (qJhUV)

479 Heh......

On Drudge: Art of the Repeal.

LOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Pd7Sl)

480 >>Go with the flow.


'You can ride the Red River, just don't try to drink from it.'

Posted by: Grandma always said... at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (m9RuU)

481 Imonna go all caps on this text my husband received from one of his oldest friends in DC today:

MORE WOMEN MARCHED IN WASHINGTON AGAINST TRUMP THAN WALKED FOR MICHELLE'S "LET'S MOVE" CAMPAIGN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (PY9jH)

482 Need to reference Mojo Nixon's ode to Debbie Gibson here.

I liked his song about Martha Stewart better.

https://youtu.be/wvS97KtUhEE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (39g3+)

483 I just ate a monkey.

Posted by: Bob The Monkey Eater at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (n3hky)

484 Come on h8er's. Detroit has enough problems without being blamed for Madonna. She was born in Saginaw, Michigan (aka Sagnasty) and grew up in Rochester (Oakland County). For those in the know, anything north of 8 mile is not considered Detroit.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (vI+F1)

485 I do like the unsmiling official portrait of you know who. Perfect.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

486 This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a
coat! It's unbelievable!

Posted by: george costanza wearing a pussy hat at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (lJXY3)

487 478 Too bad Jose Canseco isn't around any more. I'll bet he could tell us some good Madonna stories.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (qJhUV)

I feel fine! I don't want to go in the cart!

Posted by: Jose Canseco at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (7qAYi)

488 >>Debbie Harry
Suzi Q
Chrissie H

Chrissie had that dirty girl vibe, like she would screw you and then try to find a way to sneak out do she didn't want to snuggle.

And you just knew she was never going to call.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (/tuJf)

489 Having an actual mortal enemy (Islam) and a president who will identify and fight the enemy terrifies liberals.

Then they go into this unhealthy "We can't fight ISIS, they might kill us, the real enemy is the republican president, who we can fight without any negative results. "

And by liberals, I mean "Americans with Personality Disorders who Self Identify as Democrats."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (J5mC3)

490 i mean you think about it, how Ayers of all people, shows up as a shadow figure in Obama's time. that took what, 40 years? 50? Now Trump. the Anti of all of that.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (U0lQa)

491 Eat these foods to avoid Alzheimers

NY Post

I'd summarize the article but I forg....hey anyone see my pants?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (SjImc)

492 Too bad Jose Canseco isn't around any more. I'll bet he could tell us some good Madonna stories.

He might have hung around but everyone treated him like a moronic lunatic. Which he largely was but he was hilarious and interesting. He was a good moron.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (39g3+)

493 I take that back. Tiffany>Debbie Gibson

Posted by: JROD at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (rGKRU)

494 ..and David Bowie forgetabowdit..wait what......

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 07:57 PM (g8KEa)



Actually, Madonna is David Bowie.

Except, she's not a dude and has little to no talent.


But, like Bowie, she was very good at making her career as much about her costume changes and phases and outraging the squares and straights as it was about her music.

But, that talent thing....yeah...no.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (9q7Dl)

495 Trump is Hitler.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM (n3hky)

496 Ome thing that always blows my mind is the pure energy Trump has, he is decades older than I and could literally run circles around me.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (R7cwD)

497 Expose took me to the Point of No Return. Many times.

https://youtu.be/2v8YragSIuI

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

498 380 338 Annie Haslam has got chunks of chicks like these in her stool.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)


A reference to Renaissance. Wow. Old college friend was tight with them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2017 07:47 PM (mbhDw)


I read an interview some years back where she said that when Renaissance came to America, they were more popular in the NYC-Philly corridor than anywhere else, for some reason. She lives in the Philly burbs now.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

499 Lzzy Hale (spelled correctly) of Halestorm is a contemporary female rocker that has a voice I like.
Here's the thing--she's heavy metal, which I'm really not fond of--and she's a screamer--which I really don't like. But I like her voice.
Odd, that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (hJrjt)

500 I always like Ronstadt, she did a lot of good recording well into the 80's. She's had a medical issue, nodes on the vocal cords or something, and she's said publicly that she doesn't have the physical ability to sing anymore. Which is very sad for a singer, kind of like Beethoven going deaf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (V2Yro)

501 Tom Cotton is going to meet him behind the Senate and kick his ass.

Don't know why he'd bother. He's already caned him to his knees in the well, during a session.

Tom Cotton looks to be a man who'd know his way around a dueling pistol.
He can't be arrested, and no jury would convict him.
A consummation devoutly to be wished for.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (H5rtT)

502 Reuters - Researchers credit Obamacare with helping find early-stage cancer




So Obamacare cured cancer. Expect a neverending parade of BS stories like this. The researchers were a bunch of douchebags at universities who I'm sure have no political agenda in this "research"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (auHtY)

503 Come on h8er's. Detroit has enough problems without being blamed for
Madonna. She was born in Saginaw, Michigan (aka Sagnasty) and grew up in
Rochester (Oakland County). For those in the know, anything north of 8
mile is not considered Detroit.
---

She's British now.

Not
Out
Problem
Or
Responsibility

Posted by: Detroit at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (J5mC3)

504 And don't forget that Judd Bitch called Trump Hitler.

Someone should give her a history book, then a beating
Posted by: Nevergiveup


If this works. Kirk and the Enterprise crew meet Ashley Judd:

http://tinyurl.com/hd5amd7

(Goes to my FB page.)

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Pd7Sl)

505 Chrissie had that dirty girl vibe


Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 08:04 PM


Heh. Debbie H. Party girl. Just sayin' *wink*

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (lmIoG)

506 >> Reuters - Researchers credit Obamacare with helping find early-stage cancer



In those who can still afford Insurance.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (m9RuU)

507 Linda Ronstadt can flat out sing. That album she did with Emmylou Harris and Dolly Parton? Wow.

-
She's got Jerry Moonbeam Brown cooties.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (Nwg0u)

508 The 100-year war against the double standards of the commie left should be ending any day now. heh The bigotry and hate of the PC religion is part of the engineered design of cultural Marxism, e.g. minorities cannot be racist, by (their) definition.

They blithely claim a religious truth, which came down from their foreign gods ... Diversity Must Rule Supreme. and they then award the prize of "most diverse city" to a border town that is 97% Hispanic.

They are conquering, they are not debating or trying to be fair. Treating them fairly is like talking into a loaded shotgun. There is only one response from them, more politeness is not helpful. Even micro-aggressions will trigger them.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (uFxPi)

509 502 Reuters - Researchers credit Obamacare with helping find early-stage cancer




So Obamacare cured cancer. Expect a neverending parade of BS stories like this. The researchers were a bunch of douchebags at universities who I'm sure have no political agenda in this "research"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (auHtY)

We have become North Korea.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

510 >> I always like Ronstadt, she did a lot of good recording well into the 80's. She's had a medical issue, nodes on the vocal cords or something, and she's said publicly that she doesn't have the physical ability to sing anymore. Which is very sad for a singer, kind of like Beethoven going deaf.

Parkinson's.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

511 "I just ate a monkey."

What is that code for?

Posted by: Chris M at January 23, 2017 08:07 PM (6RZos)

512 >>Linda Ronstadt can flat out sing.


I had a buddy in college who lived with her sister for a while.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 08:07 PM (m9RuU)

513 it's a Ushanka style
love it

and no i did not get it in battery park

Posted by: concrete girl at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Df46i)

514 Take the slut less traveled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
===


A bush in the hand is like two in the birds.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Gv7El)

515 Yeah Linda Ronstadt had a terrific voice. Dumb as hot sand but she used to be super cute and could really sing.

She's British now.

They don't want her, either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (39g3+)

516 Ome thing that always blows my mind is the pure
energy Trump has, he is decades older than I and could literally run
circles around me.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (R7cwD)


I'm with ya. My husband gets up at 5 a.m. and is an energizer bunny all day. Small business owner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (PY9jH)

517 476 469 She was the neighbor you snuck in your window at night to bang and snuck in her window to Fuck.

She was the neighborhood fuckbuddy from high school, exclusive to you.
Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 07:58 PM (XNdCd)

Need to reference Mojo Nixon's ode to Debbie Gibson here.

https://youtu.be/O92QcjT6vDY
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)

If you don't know Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'!
Posted by: Dead Milkmen at January 23, 2017 08:02 PM (7qAYi

And Debbie Gibson is the hot girlfriend you had in High school long term but banged the neighborhood fuckbuddy, Tiffany, behind her back.

Madonna is the old drunk who're at the local pub you would fuck behind both of their backs because she did anal..... Bareback.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (XNdCd)

518 Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 07:45 PM (QDnY+)
I'm not familiar with those. I have friends in Paso that do vineyard management. I'm sure they know them.

One of the exclusive wineries near Lompoc, my friend works there. I don't think they have a tasting room.

Francis Ford Coppola had his assistant call and try to get wine, the assistant pulled the don't you know who I am bit. My friend told them Oprah is on the waiting list. The FFC's assistant tried to go over my friends head and get her in trouble. Didn't work. He didn't get his wine.
That's what happens when it has a cult following.
I'm having a brain fade on the name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (8cEQL)

519 Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Pd7Sl)

Are you sure you want to out yourself like that? By the way i sent you a friend request

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)

520 So was Hitler ever accused of being worse than Hitler.

Somebody needs to do a Hitler video with Hitler getting pissed off about compared to so many pale imitations.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (hJrjt)

521 Rhomboid,
It's sea smoke.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 08:09 PM (8cEQL)

522 Krauthammer is still anti-Trump.

I just can't

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

523 510 >> I always like Ronstadt, she did a lot of good recording well into the 80's. She's had a medical issue, nodes on the vocal cords or something, and she's said publicly that she doesn't have the physical ability to sing anymore. Which is very sad for a singer, kind of like Beethoven going deaf.

Parkinson's.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

I really like the album(s) Trio with Rondstadt, EmmyLou Harris and Dolly Parton--wonderful harmonies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:10 PM (hJrjt)

524 Are you sure you want to out yourself like that? By the way i sent you a friend request
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)


I don't care. Yep, saw that. Confirmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Pd7Sl)

525 The Left hates the whole Trump family. They're a grab-bag of rich, white, tall, blonde, good-looking, educated, articulate, fecund, Christian, and Jewish.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 23, 2017 08:11 PM (dargh)

526 Jane, I used to be very athletic Ran until a few years ago. I guess if we don't use it we lose it.
now I only think about exercize as something Other people can do LOL

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:11 PM (R7cwD)

527 I will end the Girl Fight ! Vixen !

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 08:11 PM (y3aQB)

528 I take it back, Debbie Gibson is the cuter, younger sister of the girl you're dating. She's not legal but is real flirty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 08:12 PM (39g3+)

529 I wonder who Trump will name as ambassador to Peruvia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 08:12 PM (4ErVI)

530 I don't care. Yep, saw that. Confirmed.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Pd7Sl)

Great Dog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:12 PM (SjImc)

531 Which is very sad for a singer, kind of like Beethoven going deaf.

-
Or Madonna not going deaf. And blind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Nwg0u)

532 Kraut has not recovered from the election....

Posted by: E.T. at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (9n0dl)

533 520
Somebody needs to do a Hitler video with Hitler getting pissed off about compared to so many pale imitations.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (hJrjt)


Heh, I like that. I'd be surprised if somebody hasn't already done it.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

534
Jane, I used to be very athletic Ran until a few years ago. I guess if we don't use it we lose it.

now I only think about exercize as something Other people can do LOL

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:11 PM (R7cwD)


Same here, until I destroyed my knees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (PY9jH)

535 So was Hitler ever accused of being worse than Hitler.

Somebody needs to do a Hitler video with Hitler getting pissed off about compared to so many pale imitations.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (hJrjt)




Yeah, so who was Hitler compared too? I mean they couldn't have said this Hitler guy is another Hitler. Maybe Napoleon. Maybe he was the pre-Hitler Hitler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

536 532 Kraut has not recovered from the election....

He has been inside the Beltway since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (y3aQB)

537 Pompeo is now confirmed.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2017 08:13 PM (dFi94)

538 Watching video of the marchers, they were mostly very young, by my standard. Ignorance is organic to younth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (ZO497)

539 Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany war would be a good one.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (XNdCd)

540 Jane uh hmm, my ankles. Borke falling off the back of a truck.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

541 'youth', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (ZO497)

542 416 both lenox and sade are wonderful.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 07:51 PM (R7cwD)


I've heard both names, but I haven't actually bought china in years.

Posted by: Splunge at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (iMxBJ)

543 broke even*

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

544 Or Madonna not going deaf. And blind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Nwg0u)




She's got the dumb part down. I wonder how well she plays pinball?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (auHtY)

545 Krauthammer must have loved the way Israel was treated by Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

546 I love china.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:15 PM (R7cwD)

547 I'm off to bed, gang. Love all of you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

548 Yeah, so who was Hitler compared too? I mean they couldn't have said this Hitler guy is another Hitler. Maybe Napoleon. Maybe he was the pre-Hitler Hitler
Posted by: TheQuietMan

My opponent, the Right Honourable Mr d'Israeli, is literally Napoleon!

Posted by: William Gladstone at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (MQZOg)

549 Madonna isn't "British" anymore now that she's divorced Guy Ritchie. There is a lot of tension though, because her son with Guy would rather live with him than on tour with Madonna. Madonna's pulling a lot of crap trying to pretty much guarantee her son will want nothing to do with her.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (FQKBL)

550

Krauthammer is still anti-Trump.

I just can't

===

Well Jane , I have told recently that he is

"more consistently conservative than most
pundits" .


Also "conservatism is not the flavor of the month. "

Right here in this very thread.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (Gv7El)

551 there seems to be a real disconnect to Israel and the left mental bender.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (R7cwD)

552 Since we're going on offense what to do about SOROS?

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (g8KEa)

553 552 Since we're going on offense what to do about SOROS?
Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (g8KEa)

Start mocking him by printing his last name backwards.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

554 nite Jane, sleep well.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:17 PM (R7cwD)

555 Madonna officially hit The Wall in her 1993 soft porn erotica starring William Dafoe called Body of Evidence. She not only went down hill after that but fell off a cliff.

Pretty hot parking garage scene when she sits on Dafoe's face leaving him glazed.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 08:18 PM (XNdCd)

556 I think a few countries are interested in Soros financial activity why don help them get answers ?

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:20 PM (R7cwD)

557 520
Somebody needs to do a Hitler video with Hitler getting pissed off about compared to so many pale imitations.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (hJrjt)


And this Trump guy! His own son-in-law is a Jew! And he's friends with the Israeli prime minister! He has NO IDEA how to be a Nazi!!!

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at January 23, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

558 her son with Guy would rather live with him than on tour with Madonna. Madonna's pulling a lot of crap trying to pretty much guarantee her son will want nothing to do with her.

-
Like Rorschach's mom in Watchmen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 23, 2017 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)

559 Since we're going on offense what to do about SOROS?
==

"Terrorist Financing Organization"

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Gv7El)

560 thi is the worst keyboard ever!

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 08:21 PM (R7cwD)

561 >>> Since we're going on offense what to do about SOROS?

He is wanted for insider trading in France.

Duct tape him to a plane headed for Paris.

Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2017 08:21 PM (jw2Xw)

562 Trump is talking about cutting regulations by 75% and quite possibly more.

Impressive.

He's saying something I think most of us have talked about for years and that is getting it back to the core essentials. Yes we want clean air and clean water, and we got those things. Then we got everything else and now you can't do anything without hiring people to just deal with the regulations.

I know Jane's husband is a small business owner. I'm self-employed but it's just me grinding away on the computer. And my taxes are awful because of the self-employment tax.

I can't imagine how someone with actual employees makes it. I really can't. Once I started working for myself I quickly acquired massive respect for small business owners.

Just for myself and my meager earnings I wish Trump could help with the self-employment tax because it's awful.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 08:21 PM (4ErVI)

563 485 I do like the unsmiling official portrait of you know who. Perfect.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2017 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
---------------------------
Smiling portraits are a rather modern phenomenon, especially for males in a leadership position. This is something you'll notice going though the National Portrait Gallery or just running through the official POTUS ones chronologically.

I must say I like the serious look.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 23, 2017 08:22 PM (Nox3c)

564 Maybe Trump can get Mossad to grab Soros and deliver him to the Russians in a packing case.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 23, 2017 08:22 PM (cct0t)

565 553 Ok the shame game. .Genius!

Posted by: The Jerk at January 23, 2017 08:22 PM (g8KEa)

566 Nood, My lords, ladies, and gentlemen.

Posted by: William Gladstone at January 23, 2017 08:22 PM (MQZOg)

567 Also "conservatism is not the flavor of the month. "

Right here in this very thread.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:16 PM (Gv7El)


How about "conservative populism."

Sorta like mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 08:22 PM (s5o+q)

568 President Donald Trump said he wants to impose
"very major" border taxes, cut taxes for the middle class and
businesses, and reduce government regulations by 75%, in remarks at a
meeting with corporate leaders.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:23 PM (Gv7El)

569 Francis Ford Coppola had his assistant call and try to get wine, the assistant pulled the don't you know who I am bit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2017 08:08 PM (8cEQL)

Throughout the course of my life, I've been in a number of situations where people have played that 'Don't you know who I am?' card. I don't think they know how much it diminishes them by saying it.

Except for Jonas Salk. His dinner party did that at a restaurant I was at with a date in Ann Arbor many years ago. Of course his party skipped the line. Of course they got a table. He saved a bazillion kids from a horrible disease. He could sit anywhere he wanted, whenever he wanted.

Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2017 08:24 PM (ZkXe+)

570 Off stinky sock

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 08:24 PM (g8KEa)

571 Why be specific about just one packing case?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2017 08:24 PM (8nWyX)

572 Defense Secretary James Mattis on Monday filled two key positions on the Pentagon staff, choosing a two-star Navy admiral to be his senior military adviser and a retired Navy two-star to serve as chief of staff.

Rear Adm. Craig S. Faller will become Mattis' top uniformed adviser, said Navy Capt. Jeff Davis, a Pentagon spokesman. Retired Rear Adm. Kevin M. Sweeney will become Mattis' chief of staff. Additional staff announcements are expected in the coming days and weeks, Davis added.

Mattis has known Faller and Sweeney for several years. Each worked for the retired Marine Corps general during his tenure as head of U.S. Central Command.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2017 08:24 PM (SjImc)

573 483 I just ate a monkey.
--------------

Can you do something about the one behind me?

Posted by: The Deer at January 23, 2017 08:24 PM (WWEAt)

574 564. Overnight rates apply

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 08:25 PM (g8KEa)

575 And this Trump guy! His own son-in-law is a Jew! And he's friends with the Israeli prime minister! He has NO IDEA how to be a Nazi!!!

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at January 23, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)



Fox Business had on a rabbi who spoke at Trump's inauguration and he's was talking about Trump meeting Netanyahu. I was thinking this Trump is one shitty Nazi. I mean he's got the whole thing backwards.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

576 "very major" border taxes, cut taxes for the middle class and
businesses, and reduce government regulations by 75%



If this ain't conservatism, I guess I must be a libtard.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 08:28 PM (Gv7El)

577 >>"Suzi Quatro is no Ethel Merman."

And Ethel Merman was no Julie London.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2017 08:32 PM (1J5EO)

578 Wow, just saw a bit of Ashley Judd's rant at the clusterfuck Sat. I heard it was bad, but she is really out of her everloving gourd.

Too bad I never bought anything of hers, I'd love to boycott her. Well, I guess I always have been. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2017 08:33 PM (o/90i)

579 Jeff Sessions can prosecute SOROS on the grounds of financing a criminal enterprise
Now with the felony rioting charges being enforced as of Friday hell yeah ....add Michael Smores to that list!-!!!
..

Posted by: Voter dude at January 23, 2017 08:36 PM (g8KEa)

580 And Ethel Merman was no Julie London.

I think we ought to close out the thread with either Jennie Lynd, or
Sophie Tucker.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 08:38 PM (H5rtT)

581 And Ethel Merman was no Julie London.

I think we ought to close out the thread with either Jennie Lynd, or
Sophie Tucker.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 08:38 PM (H5rtT)

None of them were in the class of Irene Nadler--The Woman.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 08:43 PM (hJrjt)

582 Ashley Judd is spokesperson for Copper Fit. She also goes to some Zumba Convention in Orlando every year.

Posted by: vivi at January 23, 2017 09:05 PM (11H2y)

583 Ashley Judd is spokesperson for Copper Fit.


It helps with her puffiness.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2017 09:15 PM (LTHVh)

584 Joan Jett!

Posted by: free tbet, etc. at January 23, 2017 09:55 PM (CL76w)

585 Coming out of deep lurkerdom to say this is the finest post you have ever done, Ace. Stay en fuego, my friend.

Posted by: Dinah at January 23, 2017 10:01 PM (Yzabt)

586 Katie Rich,

What you're not:
A writer any more
Funny

What you are:
A child abuser
A cunt

Posted by: Dildocks at January 23, 2017 10:27 PM (xryAj)

587 "Remain free to do sexual dances....." Devastating

I haven't liked the style or personality of Madonna since she came on the scene in the 80s. The Lord, however, loves her.

I think she's a desperately unhappy woman with a lack of spiritual core.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2017 01:45 AM (tOcW/)

588 I posted this a couple of other places, but why not again.

OK. I had to go back and look up Elizabeth Lauten's remarks. I remember at the time thinking that you just leave the kids alone and that she should have known better, particularly as she was in service to a political figure in the opposition (nominally) party. I stand by that, but what she said was nothing compared to the prediction that a ten year old will become a mass murderer. Neither is humorous, but allowing Rich to characterize her remark as "insensitive" when it is vile and just this side of slander is frankly ludicrous. If criticizing the Obama daughters' appearance is worthy of resignation, then Rich's remark should render her unemployable for some time to come. But I suspect it will be a resume enhancing event rather than one that causes her to suffer any long term consequences.

Posted by: Steven Wilson at January 24, 2017 10:25 AM (ksfGl)

589 Debbie Gibson is still pretty hot.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 24, 2017 11:30 AM (gZcdQ)

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