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Sean Spicer's First Full Press Briefing

Right now sparring over Spicer's and Trump's "lies," with the media completely unwilling to admit their own #FakeNews.


Updates: Here are some snippets of the questions asked and answers thereto.

"Norms-Breaking."



Posted by: Ace at 02:09 PM




Comments

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1 He brought a clue bat.

Posted by: navybrat at January 23, 2017 02:10 PM (w7KSn)

2 This could be fun.

Posted by: HH at January 23, 2017 02:10 PM (DrCtv)

3 maybe first?

Posted by: right on at January 23, 2017 02:11 PM (36Nbs)

4 Is he dressed as the Humongous?

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2017 02:12 PM (tewYv)

5 He's killing.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2017 02:12 PM (5wSNN)

6 4. Just walk away.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 02:12 PM (yeBDz)

7 He needs a corner man or a tag in partner. Dual press secretaries?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:13 PM (92kX2)

8 Press dude asking about the inauguration numbers got shot down.

"I don't want to talk about the numbers"
Spicer: "Well I do. Do you have the numbers?"

Posted by: Flyguy at January 23, 2017 02:13 PM (3sOO0)

9 Spice is rocking this presser. Self confident and taking no BS.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:13 PM (Enq6K)

10 The Spicer must flow.

Posted by: Emperor Trumpdon IV at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (WidQN)

11 Skype seats for media outside DC? Brilliant. These asshole WH press think they are so precious and special. Glad this POTUS is making it clear they are nothing special.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

12 As I said in the last post, Sean has every right to get uptight with that piece of shit because right out of the gate he was questioning Spicer's honesty and integrity.

The gall of these cocksuckers.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

13 So nice not to have the always-slightly-creepy Earnest up there.

Posted by: lizabth at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (p0fBx)

14 7. Somebody needs to stand by with a folding metal chair.......just in case.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (yeBDz)

15 Some NPR weenie was fretting that the focus on Spicer v. legacy claims deflected from the awesome importance of the million pussy march on DC.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (nNdYv)

16 Sean is smart and quick. Well informed. He has said"taxpayers" at least 10 times.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (5wSNN)

17 Spicer drop the mic yet?

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (VndSC)

18 It would be great if he took questions until the press got tired and had to get to the bar. Wear the fcukers out, just like his boss Trump is going to do.

After all, it Spicer's job!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:15 PM (8iiMU)

19 There are no Communist posters in Spicer's house.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 23, 2017 02:15 PM (+FSld)

20 THIS. IS. SPICER!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 23, 2017 02:15 PM (Halhc)

21 I recall Jay Carney lied all the time - and so very badly.
It was uncomfortable and like watching a trainwreck.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

22 Q: Will you always tell the truth?

A: My intention is to not be sack of shit like my predecessor.

Posted by: Spice Man at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (HgMAr)

23

Spicer's best line; "let's move on"

ahahah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (nQgx9)

24 I have enjoyed everything I've seen out of this administration thus far. Friday was glorious. The weekend was really fun. I pray and support the Trumpening.

Posted by: turambar at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (JcaFn)

25 Foreign msm asking what the strategy is for moving the us embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

Silly question. Obviously a stealth nazi move of course!

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (gISTG)

26 11 Skype seats for media outside DC? Brilliant. These asshole WH press think they are so precious and special. Glad this POTUS is making it clear they are nothing special.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

This is something that is really a great idea: have a lot more people in the briefings and open it up to alternative media.

It is one of those ideas that you sit and wonder "Why the hell didn't Bush do it?" Although, to be fair, there were a lot of things like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (92kX2)

27 Here's one for you guys. How do you think it'll feel to actually do your job after an eight year fucking vacation?

Posted by: Sean Spicer at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (qJhUV)

28 But is it a spicy meat-a ball?

Posted by: Italian Stereotype at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (u0s1P)

29 hey,
Hey.
HEY!

This. Is. PRESS CONFERENCE.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (Om16U)

30 I think the Inaguration Numbers War is retarded and infantile on both sides. Trump insisting that his numbers were yuge and luxurious, and the press pretending a pre-inauguration picture is accurate. Its just stupid stuff but its successfully distracting them from things like the hiring freeze and Trump ending TPP and some of Obama's last-minute "screw the new guy" executive orders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)

31 "Mara....Mara....I'm gonna make sure Mara gets to ask a question this time."


Oh snap!

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (Enq6K)

32 Mara Liasson has crazy eyes. YIKES!

Haven't seen that PBS weenie in years.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (8iiMU)

33 I can do this all day.

Posted by: Sean Spicer at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (Om16U)

34 26
This is something that is really a great idea: have a lot more people in the briefings and open it up to alternative media.

It is one of those ideas that you sit and wonder "Why the hell didn't Bush do it?" Although, to be fair, there were a lot of things like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (92kX2)

=====================

"We should credential the press in general, and if you don't have a credential then you can't be considered a journalist. For freedom."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (zdM/+)

35
How can you disagree over the facts?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (nMKC0)

36 Spicer should adopt a Macho man Randy Savage approach to these pressers.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (m9RuU)

37 18 It would be great if he took questions until the press got tired and had to get to the bar. Wear the fcukers out, just like his boss Trump is going to do.

After all, it Spicer's job!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:15 PM (8iiMU)

They are more likely to need to hit the bathroom for a 'pick me up' than alcohol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (92kX2)

38 Skype seats for media outside DC? Brilliant. These asshole WH press think they are so precious and special. Glad this POTUS is making it clear they are nothing special.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (a0IVu)



4 Skype seats
larger press room

Dinosaur media to the back of the bus!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (nQgx9)

39 Holy crap. Read the ABC twatter feed. Do those people believe that the Owebama administration DIDN'T lie to the press?

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (xttKs)

40 off BMOC sock

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (Om16U)

41 Their crying on twitter about how AP didn't get the first question.


Suck it assholes.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (2x9LM)

42 39 Holy crap. Read the ABC twatter feed. Do those people believe that the Owebama administration DIDN'T lie to the press?
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (xttKs)

=====================

"He would never do that! He loved us! Also...I just fell down the stairs. I'm fine."
-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (zdM/+)

43 'Tis funny that the left has been reduced to arguing over attendance numbers.

And no, there weren't a million women on Saturday.

Too funny!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (C9pBZ)

44 They're literally arguing about unemployment numbers now. Wow.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (rvzMR)

45 Josh Earnest was voted by the press their favorite press secretary. He sold more whoppers than Burger King.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (jNe82)

46 36 Spicer should adopt a Macho man Randy Savage approach to these pressers.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:17 PM (m9RuU)

Slim Jim are over at the buffet table- in Original and Jalapeno!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (92kX2)

47 I still love the Washington Post article about how the press has to do its job of digging up the facts instead of just listening to the White House. I mean, talk about a bald admission that they were just a mouthpiece for the Obama administration....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

48 Spicer schooling Mara on different unemployment numbers, then focusing on increasing employment in general.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (8iiMU)

49 Spicer will out of the gate be more honest than Earnest because he will call ISIS and radical Islamic terrorism by its actual name, none of that ISIL crap.

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (gISTG)

50 Spicer doing a nice job for the first time out. Pushed back hard at Johnathon Carl.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)

51 Can they just stop talking about how many people came to the inauguration?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (tOcW/)

52 Sean Slicer.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (+FSld)

53 What about the homeless?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (jNe82)

54 he should bring up the riouteous protesters blocking attendees from entering.
with threats and all the peace and love

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (R7cwD)

55 Their crying on twitter about how AP didn't get the first question.


Suck it assholes.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (2x9LM)


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (nQgx9)

56 This is going OK, but before he ends, I want him to call someone out by name, cite some lie they've published, then kick them out of the press pool for a year.

Just to see them cry.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (Zs4uk)

57 Sean, what's your opinion on the wall of meat.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (5wSNN)

58 Still schooling Mara! LOL.

Now the next question.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (8iiMU)

59 They're literally arguing about unemployment numbers now. Wow.
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (rvzMR)



If they use the SCOAMF administration numbers, we'll have 150% employment under Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (nQgx9)

60 I can never get those Fox videos to work so hopefully there will be a text version of this out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (mpXpK)

61 51 Can they just stop talking about how many people came to the inauguration?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (tOcW/)

"It totes shows how unpopular the new pres is!"

~ MSM

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (8hICw)

62 There's no crying in baseball.
There is in journalism...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 23, 2017 02:20 PM (C9pBZ)

63 "He would never do that! He loved us! Also...I just fell down the stairs. I'm fine."
-MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (zdM/+)

That's unfair. The Love between the media and Obama was the purest expression of romantic love you will likely ever see.

It goes with that quote from someone: "I hope I find a woman who looks at me like these 'reporters' look at Obama."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (92kX2)

64 Going over 'deportation' priorities.

Now a Global Warming question. (sheesh!)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (8iiMU)

65 Don't these press people realize that all of the key economic numbers were purposefully fucked with during the Obama years?

Same with "deportations"

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (SIY7D)

66 This suit does fit better. That other suit was his fat suit.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (fYChk)

67 Oh jeeze...climate change!

Posted by: lizabth at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (p0fBx)

68 Oh here we go.....climate change. '2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Enq6K)

69 Sean, tell them catastrophic global warming is a hoax.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Zs4uk)

70 Has anyone asked Spicer what Trump finds most enchanting about being POTUS yet?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Kensington at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Cw3TC)

71 Christopher in a nomal state of news being actual news it would be, but as the media is attempting in ALL ways to undermine our5 election results all things matter. all lies, all .b.s all govt nmbers from the last decade.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (R7cwD)

72 Saturday protest question and 1st amendment....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (8iiMU)

73 That's unfair. The Love between the media and Obama was the purest expression of romantic love you will likely ever see.

It goes with that quote from someone: "I hope I find a woman who looks at me like these 'reporters' look at Obama."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (92kX2)

Not really. The love only went one way. I'm sure Obama appreciated it, but certainly didn't reciprocate it - likely because he thought he deserved it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (8hICw)

74 >>>Skype seats for media outside DC? Brilliant. These asshole WH press
think they are so precious and special. Glad this POTUS is making it
clear they are nothing special.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (a0IVu)<<<





Hopefully this will offer Ace a chance to ask a few questions from Endor.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (WidQN)

75 This is going OK, but before he ends, I want him to call someone out by name, cite some lie they've published, then kick them out of the press pool for a year.

Just to see them cry.


He should end EVERY press conference in that manner--turn these occasions into "Survivor" style events where one gets booted from the "island" at the end of every show.

Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ewSN2)

76 Annnnd now the watermelon...2016? Hottest year on record??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ty7RM)

77
32 Mara Liasson has crazy eyes. YIKES!

Haven't seen that PBS weenie in years."

She had so many face lifts her eyes are popping.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ZM2xo)

78 Nice to see a republican administration giving one of these again. Feels good, man.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (Pc3cr)

79 By picking (and naming/whom is asking) The press conference is a replay demonstration of any Obama press conference - and the awesome answeres - because: MSM.
Brilliant replay gambit - it must really burn the MSM: This is what they did for Obama - for 8+ years. He stomped it all the way through.



(Fished-in, Fished-in.)

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (vKbhP)

80 Supposedly (just internet rumors) the US military hammered 31 IS sites yesterday. I hope its true, because that would mean that there won't be any more gigantic parades of IS in the open without any response.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (39g3+)

81 Milo as press secretary would have been fabulous, but I like the cut of Spicer's jib. Willing to slap the snout of the press corp puppies with a rolled up newspaper when they need it. And boy do they need it!

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (gISTG)

82 I think real news was made, but I'm not sure how many people picked up on it:

I think I heard this right:
According to Spicer, Trump believes in bilateral trade agreements, not multilateral trade agreements like the TPP.

That's an earthquake right there for the Globalists.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (s5o+q)

83 Oh, snapped Jonathan in an aside....LOL

"Let me find the quote to get it right. Jonathan is a stickler for that."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (8iiMU)

84 >>Mara Liasson has crazy eyes. YIKES!


Dead eyes of a shark

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (NOIQH)

85 73,
Yeah. They wanted him so badly to love them

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (C9pBZ)

86 73 Not really. The love only went one way. I'm sure Obama appreciated it, but certainly didn't reciprocate it - likely because he thought he deserved it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (8hICw)

==================

Obama was the scumbag boyfriend who knew he could treat his MSM girlfriend anyway he wanted because she would always forgive him, no matter what he did.

And he was right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (zdM/+)

87 I want a reporter to cry.

I really want that.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (xeeHA)

88 76 Annnnd now the watermelon...2016? Hottest year on record??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ty7RM)

By .01 degrees C! and an MOE of 0.1 degrees!

What? It's totes the hottest!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (8hICw)

89 The best part is that it's like this and Trump has been president for three whole days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 23, 2017 02:23 PM (Halhc)

90 Maybe this would improve if Spicer employed a taser on presstitutes who asked peculiarly pernicious questions. "That's a stupid question, John, I'm going to have to tase you." ZOT. "Next question?"

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

91 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Enq6K)


According to who?

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (xttKs)

92 If I were Spicer, I would've burst out laughing by now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (zlieN)

93 Hopefully this will offer Ace a chance to ask a few questions from Endor.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (WidQN)


"How much for the President's garbage? Do you take third-party out of state checks?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (mBnZE)

94 Just from the clip he sounds more composed. Winning. Fuckyou war.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (hMqvx)

95 Yes, bilateral trade agreements.
I heard Trump talk about that in his campaign.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (8iiMU)

96 >>>"He would never do that! He loved us! Also...I just fell down the stairs. I'm fine."

-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:18 PM (zdM/+)<<<




The way Carney and Earnest treated y'all in the media was absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (WidQN)

97 30 I think the Inaguration Numbers War is retarded and infantile on both sides. Trump insisting that his numbers were yuge and luxurious, and the press pretending a pre-inauguration picture is accurate. Its just stupid stuff but its successfully distracting them from things like the hiring freeze and Trump ending TPP and some of Obama's last-minute "screw the new guy" executive orders.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)


Actually the strategy is brilliant.

The MSM will be seen by voters as always nitpicking everything that the President does, so when something big happens, it just looks like another case of media bias.

It's what Reagan did

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (1JnAL)

98 >>"That's a stupid question, John, I'm going to have to tase you." ZOT. "Next question?"



"That's a clown question, bro."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (NOIQH)

99 He should end EVERY press conference in that manner--turn these occasions into "Survivor" style events where one gets booted from the "island" at the end of every show.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ewSN2)

I like that. There should be a pool to bet on who gets axed.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (Zs4uk)

100 Mara Liasson has crazy eyes. YIKES!


Haven't seen that PBS weenie in years."


She had so many face lifts her eyes are popping.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM

~~~~~
And she's got a weird mouth/teeth. Maybe she's got some Brit blood in her.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (HiDrR)

101 "I'm pretty sure they didn't have Youtube, Facebook, the Internet..."

CNN disagrees: "The internet was actually invented in 1923, and Youtube and Facebook were both founded years apart, in 1937 and 1938, respectively. Troops during WW2 used Facebook to communicate with sweethearts back home; many German-American families changed their surnames because they were "unfriended" on the popular social networking platform. The footage of the Pearl Harbor bombing was posted on Youtube, and Kimmel's prosecution featured a flatscreen monitor displaying it as evidence of his failure to properly protect the U.S. fleet at anchor."

Spicer's gonna have to up his game.

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

102 92 If I were Spicer, I would've burst out laughing by now.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004

That's why you 1) don't work in a preschool daycare and 2) aren't press secretary.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (VndSC)

103 He looks better rested than the other night.

They're probably all pulling 18-20 hour days just trying to get everything set up.

Suit fits better too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (4ErVI)

104
So I take it nobody asked him what did Donald Trump find most enchanting about his first night in the White House

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (lKyWE)

105 >>>Skype seats for media outside DC? Brilliant. These asshole WH press
think they are so precious and special. Glad this POTUS is making it
clear they are nothing special.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

GatewayPundit got press credentials.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (GX63o)

106 REAL Must See TV

Posted by: Mega at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (hHFOx)

107 He should end EVERY press conference in that manner--turn these occasions into "Survivor" style events where one gets booted from the "island" at the end of every show.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2017 02:22 PM (ewSN2)

I like that. There should be a pool to bet on who gets axed.
Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (Zs4uk)

He should make them vote on who gets the boot each week.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:26 PM (8hICw)

108 Q: Will you always tell the truth?

Yep. Ride hard and shoot straight, too.

Next. Ma'am?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 02:26 PM (H5rtT)

109 Vic, I go to CSpan online

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:26 PM (8mO0Q)

110 YES!
- After hitting double yesterday where he slid in ugly but clearly safe; today Spicer casually comes out and its a home run. Love it.

And here's something worth noting: the man is comfortable in casually facing up to an honest though blatant mistake.
Whatever the "issue with metro ridership" was, Spicer shrugged and basically said 'yeah, we got some iffy info from an outside group - we acknowledge it'. - Notice how he owned the error without giving the press a juicy soundbite like, 'we were wrong' ; or even 'we were misinformed'.

He's not afraid to do some deft (but honest) backpedaling while immediately following up with a stiff (but polite) jab. - Spicer did NOT back away from his central (and TRUE) claim that it was the most _watched_ inaugural in history.

He's good. Period.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 02:26 PM (dDOWg)

111 They're probably all pulling 18-20 hour days just trying to get everything set up.



Suit fits better too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (4ErVI)

Trying to keep up with their boss!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (8iiMU)

112 According to who?

It is !!!

The thing they don't tell you is most of it is at the North & South Pole !

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

113 >>I think the Inaguration Numbers War is retarded and infantile on both sides.

It's silly because: who cares, but...this is what punching back looks like. It may be that Trump plans to punch back so often that the MSM starts to learn that what they're doing doesn't work. Maybe it's applying Giuliani's broken window approach to keeping the MSM in line?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

114 98. Heh. Do you even news, bro?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (yeBDz)

115 The Conservative Treehouse deserves a credential.

I'd like to see Ace get one but I don't know. They might make him sit through repeated viewings of the Michelle Fields takedown first.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (4ErVI)

116 I showed my college age daughter the picture of the reporters at the back of the plane all fawning over outside-the-frame Hillary. IgnoDaughter -- a BernieBot --hadn't seen the pciture before and didn't know the context -- didn't recognize Andrea Mitchell.

I asked her for an adjective to describe the assembled:

Smug

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (SIY7D)

117 91 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

-
THEY COOKED THE BOOKS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (jNe82)

118 ACE : 'Are Hobo Toes Now Legal Tender?'

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (m9RuU)

119 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

It is fairly easy to predict what things they will lie about. Just get a bunch of queued up responses ready and wait....

Or better still, get a list of the Dem talking points. These get faxed to the Journalists ahead of the presser. wait for one of them to use the exact wording of the Dem talking point, then pull it up on screen for all to see. Ask them - to what extent are you simply a mouthpiece for the democrats? Isn't that embarrassing?

Lastly, be nice about it. Smile. Laugh. Tease them. Pity them. Say you are only trying to help them do a better job going forward....

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (UgF8H)

120 >>> Has anyone asked Spicer what Trump finds most enchanting about being POTUS yet? If not, why not?

If he ends the presser with a "what, no questions about what Trump finds most enchanting about being pres?" he will have my heart forever.

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (gISTG)

121 >>>CNN disagrees: "The internet was actually invented
in 1923, and Youtube and Facebook were both founded years apart, in 1937
and 1938, respectively. Troops during WW2 used Facebook to communicate
with sweethearts back home; many German-American families changed their
surnames because they were "unfriended" on the popular social networking
platform. The footage of the Pearl Harbor bombing was posted on
Youtube, and Kimmel's prosecution featured a flatscreen monitor
displaying it as evidence of his failure to properly protect the U.S.
fleet at anchor."

Spicer's gonna have to up his game.


Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)<<<

I remember FDR delivering his Facebook chat session when the Stock Market crashed.

Posted by: Joke Biden at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (WidQN)

122 Are you seriously saying that 30 million watching on the networks and plus 16 million on just one cable channel totals to more than 41 million who watched Reagan on Network TV? And as a follow up, why do you hate Reagan so much? Is it because he is a President like Obama was and Obama is a black man, and as a racist bigot yadda yadda yadda?

Posted by: Jonathan Karl (Never Trust a man with Two first names. at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (kfcYC)

123 104


So I take it nobody asked him what did Donald Trump find most enchanting about his first night in the White House

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM (lKyWE)
Melania.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (a0IVu)

124 91 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Enq6K)

According to who?
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (xttKs)

Yup.... that's the attack line...

OK, you say we had less people... Did YOU count them? or is that your OPINION stated as Fact?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (qf6WZ)

125 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)

At first I thought the inauguration attendance dust-up was unnecessary and pointless. But then I realized that the alleged sparse crowd would be another factoid to add to the propaganda soup that the commiecrats and their media tools are cooking up. It's another way to delegitimize Trump, in anticipation of their impeachment push.

And the 25% braindeads are eating it up.

How the obamunists suppressed crowd numbers:

http://tinyurl.com/zel7jgo

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (nNdYv)

126 So I take it nobody asked him what did Donald Trump find most enchanting about his first night in the White House

I have seen Mrs Trump. Only a light-loafered poofter would ask that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (H5rtT)

127 ACE : 'What About Your GAAAAAINZ!?'

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (m9RuU)

128 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (Enq6K)

According to who?

SHUT UP, THAT'S WHO, DENIER!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (ty7RM)

129 Mara: "What's the unemployment rate of a laden swallow?"

Sean: "What do you mean? African or European?"

Mara: **yeahhooooooooooooo** (flies off out of the White House onto Pennsylvania Avenue.)

Sean: "Next?"

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (s5o+q)

130 117 91 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

-
THEY COOKED THE BOOKS!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (jNe82)

You forgot to tell the people to try the veal and tip the waitress.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:29 PM (8hICw)

131 Your agonizer, Mr Miller.

Posted by: first officer spicer, sporting a goatee at January 23, 2017 02:29 PM (lJXY3)

132 Be not timid; go right in at them.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

133 They're probably all pulling 18-20 hour days just trying to get everything set keep up with POTUS.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:25 PM

FIFY


Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2017 02:29 PM (HiDrR)

134 For the Skype seats. Do they have an arm attached to their monitor to raise when they want to ask a question?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (81UWZ)

135 OMG. OT but LMFAO.

Shia Leboufs 4 year long protest....gonna be 4 long years of trolling the dumbass.

*also needs a good throatpunch.


http://tinyurl.com/jgctltp

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (2x9LM)

136 133 <<<<< Well that didn't work. Tried to strike "get everything set up" and replace with "keep up"

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (HiDrR)

137 Gateway Pundit isn't really a reliable source though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (4ErVI)

138 "he left them out"

hahaha

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (8mO0Q)

139 Log Cabin Republican question.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (8iiMU)

140 So I take it nobody asked him what did Donald Trump find most enchanting about his first night in the White House

-
I'm waiting for a question on Melania's we'll-toned arms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (jNe82)

141 It's silly because: who cares, but...this is what punching back looks like. It may be that Trump plans to punch back so often that the MSM starts to learn that what they're doing doesn't work. Maybe it's applying Giuliani's broken window approach to keeping the MSM in line?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

Part of this is also psychological in several strategic ways. Part of the media's power the past few years has not been through actual reporting of facts but by 'getting the story out there' and then repubs not fighting back against it. They have won by default oftentimes. Changing that paradigm is key.

Also, right now, he is focusing all of their attention on himself, not on squishes like McConnell, McCain and Graham. This also allows Ryan and others to work quietly while he sucks all of the oxygen out of the room. This also has a downside if the press geek to this and start ignoring Trump and focusing on the others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (92kX2)

142 Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (NOIQH)

If your enemy is fighting all the time...

And you only fight half the time...

You lose.

And the MSM IS the enemy.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (qf6WZ)

143 137 Gateway Pundit isn't really a reliable source though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (4ErVI)

====================

Blasphemy!

Not of the body! Not of the body!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (zdM/+)

144 Jesus, the lady talking about leaving Latin America out of Trump's inauguration speech.

Really?

Trump isn't President of Latin America you dumb bitch.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

145 He's blowing the Log Cabin Republican question off for another day.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (8iiMU)

146 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

It is fairly easy to predict what things they will lie about. Just get a bunch of queued up responses ready and wait....

Or better still, get a list of the Dem talking points. These get faxed to the Journalists ahead of the presser. wait for one of them to use the exact wording of the Dem talking point, then pull it up on screen for all to see. Ask them - to what extent are you simply a mouthpiece for the democrats? Isn't that embarrassing?

Lastly, be nice about it. Smile. Laugh. Tease them. Pity them. Say you are only trying to help them do a better job going forward....
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (UgF8H)


I heartily second this.

You queue up all of the press nonsense, and have Sean step back and say "No, here's what *actually* was said/wrote/tweeted/whatever," and then play the clip in question or display the quote or tweet or whatever.

And then he steps back to the podium and says "Now, what was your question again?"

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (s5o+q)

147 141 Also, right now, he is focusing all of their attention on himself, not on squishes like McConnell, McCain and Graham. This also allows Ryan and others to work quietly while he sucks all of the oxygen out of the room. This also has a downside if the press geek to this and start ignoring Trump and focusing on the others.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (92kX2)

======================

Probably the best thing that he could be doing is letting Congressional Republicans develop ACA replacement bills without constant hounding by the press about how they're going to kill grandma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (zdM/+)

148 Spicer needs to become Carl, the floorwalker, of Cool Hand Luke fame:

"Any man yells out a question spends a night in the box. You got a question, you raise your hand. Any man askin' a question he already knows the answer to spends a night in the box. Every chair in this briefin' room has a dildo suctioned onto it. Every dildo has a name on it. Any man sittin' his ass on another man's dildo spends a night in the box."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

149 Listing to Madonna's rant at the Mish March. Geez! She gives blowjobs with that mouth?

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

150 Country Boy, maybe we should expand the USA southward?

lol

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (8mO0Q)

151 Gateway Pundit isn't really a reliable source though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:30 PM (4ErVI)


But, but, but . . . a White House Press Pass is the GOLD STANDARD for reliable media sources, isn't it?

ISN'T IT???

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (s5o+q)

152 "2016 was the hottest year on record..."

(Sean, laughing out loud): "Yeah, there are people who say the unemployment rate is 5% also. We'll need to check their math. Next..."
If only...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (ty7RM)

153 In before whinging about Trump and Spicer needing to "focus" to "avoid being taken out of context by the press".

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (toH8T)

154 See George Orwell's Ghost needs a credential.

Better yet he needs a job in the administration.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (4ErVI)

155 the million pussy march on DC

Can this be considered to be The 2 Million Tit March?

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (ONH2e)

156 49
Spicer will out of the gate be more honest than Earnest because he will
call ISIS and radical Islamic terrorism by its actual name, none of that
ISIL crap.

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:19 PM (gISTG)


True. But I'll be even happier when they just drop the goddam "radical" qualifier in the interest of accuracy.

Posted by: Jim Carroll Sock at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (43OZ6)

157 He's blowing the Log Cabin Republican question off for another day.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:31 PM (8iiMU)


The proper response should have been, "If it's unconstitutional it will be repealed, if it is constitutional we will evaluate it and decide if it's in the best interests of the country, and in the latter case the Log Cabin Republicans white paper will be considered along with all other arguments."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (mBnZE)

158 The Agony Booth for you, Mr Acosta.

Posted by: first officer spicer, sporting a goatee at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (lJXY3)

159

Brit
Chinese

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (nQgx9)

160 China question.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (8iiMU)

161 Off sock!

Posted by: kathysayso at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (43OZ6)

162 um, that's PRESIDENT Trump to you, b***ch

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (8mO0Q)

163 Country Boy, maybe we should expand the USA southward?

lol

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (8mO0Q)

No need to. They're all coming north.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

164 Jesus, the lady talking about leaving Latin America out of Trump's inauguration speech.



Really?
==

And crawdads.

Trump definitely did NOT mention crawdads in his speech.

And lepers.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (toH8T)

165 But, but, but . . . a White House Press Pass is the GOLD STANDARD for reliable media sources, isn't it?

ISN'T IT???

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (s5o+q)


Hahaha true dat.

Still I'd rather have Ace get one. Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong if he fucks up even if it takes a bit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (4ErVI)

166 Yum, hot blonde in teh back!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (8iiMU)

167 148
Spicer needs to become Carl, the floorwalker, of Cool Hand Luke fame:

"Any
man yells out a question spends a night in the box. You got a question,
you raise your hand. Any man askin' a question he already knows the
answer to spends a night in the box. Every chair in this briefin' room
has a dildo suctioned onto it. Every dildo has a name on it. Any man
sittin' his ass on another man's dildo spends a night in the box."


Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

HILARIOUS!

Posted by: kathysayso at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (43OZ6)

168 149. Listing to Madonna's rant at the Mish March. Geez! She gives blowjobs with that mouth?


Yeah...to her dad.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (ONH2e)

169 Spicer should end the press conference with short statement saying that "unnamed sources" were cited saying how horrible Michelle Obama seemed next to Melania Trump.

"The president and the first lady believe that this type of comparison is inappropriate and should not be made."



Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (Zs4uk)

170 It goes with that quote from someone: "I hope I find a woman who looks at me like these 'reporters' look at Obama."


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:21 PM (92kX2)


That was about the press and Hillary.

I saw it at Insty.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (hLRSq)

171 And crawdads.

Trump definitely did NOT mention crawdads in his speech.

And lepers.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (toH8T)

What about Deep Sea fishing rights?

Posted by: That 1776 guy at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (92kX2)

172 120 >>> Has anyone asked Spicer what Trump finds most enchanting about being POTUS yet? If not, why not?
___________________________

That question is only on the approved list of tough questions to ask when the MSM is trying to hold a Dim president accountable.

There's a whole different set for Republicans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (riF5p)

173 115 The Conservative Treehouse deserves a credential.

I'd like to see Ace get one but I don't know. They might make him sit through repeated viewings of the Michelle Fields takedown first.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (4ErVI)


Sunlight makes Ace scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5kCWli6x8I

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (1JnAL)

174 Country Boy, maybe we should expand the USA southward?

lol

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (8mO0Q)

No need to. They're all coming north.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:34 PM (Jcg9Q)


On the other hand, the Wall would be a heck of a lot shorter if we moved it a thousand or so miles south of the Rio Grande.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (s5o+q)

175 2016 was the hottest year on record....blah, blah, blah....."

According to who?


NOAA, NASA, Britain's Home office guys. The problem is, even in the report, they admit the increase (.1 degree) is within the margin of error. So... not really warmest at all. And that discounts all of the problems with weather stations, the paucity of them in the southern hemisphere, the downgrading of temperature records from the 30s, and all the rest of the problems.

The fact is, for a lot of people, it was an unusually cool year, like here in Oregon. So its hard to buy 'the earth is melting' when its just... not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

176 Power's going on and off. 60 mph winds. Neighbor's tree just came down. Gonna be a long night.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (HiDrR)

177 "Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong"

Yep. He got Trump right, right from the start

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (SIY7D)

178 Still I'd rather have Ace get one. Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong if he fucks up even if it takes a bit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (4ErVI)


The White House is wary, because they know Ace's penchant for movie-review-length questions.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (s5o+q)

179 166 Yum, hot blonde in teh back!

Breaker, breaker, one-niner, we need visual to confirm, as well as name and other information, over/

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook Dispatch at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (u0s1P)

180 If the press is going to start listing all the things Trump didn't mention in his Inaugural speech, it's going to be a long day.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (xeeHA)

181 WHY HASNT HE DONE EVERYTHING HE PROMISED? YOUVE HAD ALL WEEKEND!!!

Posted by: MSM at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (kTF2Z)

182 Gadzooks, IrishEi...stay safe.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (+FSld)

183 113 >>I think the Inaguration Numbers War is retarded and infantile on both sides.

It's silly because: who cares, but...this is what punching back looks like. It may be that Trump plans to punch back so often that the MSM starts to learn that what they're doing doesn't work. Maybe it's applying Giuliani's broken window approach to keeping the MSM in line?
Posted by: Lizzy

Lizzy, I like your thinking, as it is in perfect accordance with my own.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (kfcYC)

184 176 Power's going on and off. 60 mph winds. Neighbor's tree just came down. Gonna be a long night.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (HiDrR)

Thash wha I said... I haven stopped drinkin sinsh...

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 23, 2017 02:37 PM (92kX2)

185 I'm waiting for a question on Melania's well-toned arms.

**

Discussing what's well toned on Melania could take a while.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (J4nVH)

186 >>"Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong"


He also has an entire wardrobe made from Hobo Skins.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (m9RuU)

187 So the exact same folks who want mentally ill men with beards and falsies using the stalls in the 7th grade girls bathrooms are suddenly upset about "tradition"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (Halhc)

188 They're probably all pulling 18-20 hour days just trying to get everything set keep up with POTUS.

They are really going to miss Obama's work habits:
sleeping til 10am
having lunch with Joe at noon
attending a meeting at 1p
Hitting the links at 2p

Trump will get more done by 10am than TFG did in a full week

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (lWCRE)

189 "Any man yells out a question spends a night in the box. You got a question, you raise your hand. Any man askin' a question he already knows the answer to spends a night in the box."

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Posted by: The Man With No Eyes at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

190 The Conservative Treehouse deserves a credential.

I'd like to see Ace get one but I don't know. They might make him sit through repeated viewings of the Michelle Fields takedown first.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:27 PM (4ErVI)


Be nice to see roger simon, insty, and/or the Trifecta getting credentials. There are a lot of good ones out there.

And, of course, Iowahawk. Best briefers ever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (nQgx9)

191 Good God, some douche is bringing up the audience question, and is being schooled now. The questioner is an idiot!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (8iiMU)

192 oh man. still with the quibbling on the audience size.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (8mO0Q)

193 Back to the crowd numbers.

This is infuriating.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

194 The fact is, for a lot of people, it was an unusually cool year, like here in Oregon. So its hard to buy 'the earth is melting' when its just... not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

Hmmmm.... how about an executive order that any data collected which is paid for by the US Government, must ALSO be published in its unaltered not renormalized format.

ie.... raw data...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (qf6WZ)

195 How about ejector seats like James Bond had.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

196 Discussing what's well toned on Melania could take a while.

And if you do it on Twitter gently you'd probably get agreement from POTUS.

Then he'll rip your larynx out.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)

197 When are they going to ask him what enchants President Trump most about being president?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (39g3+)

198 178 Still I'd rather have Ace get one. Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong if he fucks up even if it takes a bit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (4ErVI)

The White House is wary, because they know Ace's penchant for movie-review-length questions.

-
Plus he'd ban everybody every couple weeks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (jNe82)

199 He's blowing the Log Cabin Republican question off for another day.
Huh...all of a sudden gay Republicans are relevant again.

Also, I see what you did there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (ty7RM)

200 >> >>I think the Inaguration Numbers War is retarded and infantile on both sides.

>It's silly because: who cares, but...


The media cares, beause they are working in step with the opposition party.

They spent a lot of time and money on that Propoganda and they want their fucking value.


Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (m9RuU)

201 Oh dear God....they just won't let this whole inaugural audience # thing go.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Enq6K)

202 169
Spicer should end the press conference with short statement Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (Zs4uk)

He should end it with that legal boilerplate/disclaimer read at mach 3 that follows commercials. "Thispressbriefingisofferedforgeneralinformationonly. Itdoesnotconstitutespecificopinionsjudgementsefromthepresidentoftheunitedstatesnotavailable insomelocationsotheroffersmayapply..."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

203 Posted by: R. DUKE at January 23, 2017 02:33 PM (ONH2e)

Yes, and judging from the pics of Cher, Madonna and Ashley Judd, it's also the million units of Botox march.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (nNdYv)

204 SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT CROWD SIZE.
It's.
OVER.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (ty7RM)

205 The dumbass bringing up the audience question should be voted of the Island.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

206 Spicer clarifying that he said on Saturday that he said the total audience both those at the inauguration live and watching around the world on tv, internet, etc..

That's what I heard him say on Saturday. Why was this even controversial?

Oh yea, media.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (/tuJf)

207 "They're probably all pulling 18-20 hour days just trying to get everything set keep up with POTUS."

Pre-inauguration, they complained about how Trump would ruin their day with a single tweet, so unlike Obama who gave them their stories so pre-packages they practically wrote themselves (wink, wink)

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (SIY7D)

208 If ace gets WH press credentials he'll have to wear pants.

If he doesn't things could get embarrassing if he spots Melania or Ivanka walking around the place.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (ZM2xo)

209 Hmmmm.... how about an executive order that any data collected which is paid for by the US Government, must ALSO be published in its unaltered not renormalized format.

ie.... raw data...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (qf6WZ)

How about we just stop having the government pay for data and make these guys pay for it if they are so certain?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (92kX2)

210 For tomorrow's press conference I've bet Sean to see how many times he can say "meow" before the press catches on.

Posted by: Donald Trump, who is President, and not Hillary Clinton who never, ever will be at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (WidQN)

211 "Still I'd rather have Ace get one. Ace has a healthy dose of skepticism and he will admit he's wrong if he fucks up even if it takes a bit. "

You ever see an Ewok with impacted anal glands on a carpet?

Yeh...Ace in the Oval Office...........



Maybe he could just do radio?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (J+eG2)

212 Yes, and judging from the pics of Cher, Madonna and Ashley Judd, it's also the million units of Botox march.

--

Madonna is starting to resemble the Joyce Wildenstein lady.

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (+FSld)

213 'The White House is wary, because they know Ace's penchant for movie-review-length questions."


They'll want to see his immigration papers first to make sure he isn't an undocumented Ewok.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

214 I don't know if you all heard this but, I think I read that Gateway Pundit was issued WH press credentials.

Heh.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (hecJ2)

215 this is Breitbart's #WAR. I wish he was still here with us all.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (8mO0Q)

216 194 Hmmmm.... how about an executive order that any data collected which is paid for by the US Government, must ALSO be published in its unaltered not renormalized format.

ie.... raw data...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (qf6WZ)

======================

"The people are too stupid to understand without me telling them what it means. Why yes, it IS just a coincidence that 'what it means' always leads to me getting more funding. Why do you ask?"
-Michael Mann

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (zdM/+)

217 Back to the crowd numbers.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)


It's all they got.

Or all they THINK they got.

"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (s5o+q)

218 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

But be sure to put in the corner the Bullshit Meter and have the needle bouncing back and forth. Up for when the MSM asks a questions...down when Spicer speaks.
A great visual!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (0tfLf)

219 Plus he'd ban everybody every couple weeks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (jNe82)

The busty lesbian pron would be fine though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (92kX2)

220 What about Deep Sea fishing rights?
Posted by: That 1776 guy at January 23, 2017 02:35 PM (92kX2)

Ha, I LOL'd.

Sit down Sean!

Posted by: LizLem at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (gISTG)

221 Mary Cloggenstien, what's your question?

Posted by: Sean Spicer at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (qJhUV)

222 189 "Any man yells out a question spends a night in the box. You got a question, you raise your hand. Any man askin' a question he already knows the answer to spends a night in the box."

-
And the box we're talking about is Lena Dunham's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (jNe82)

223 The snowpack here in Commiefornia is 200% of seasonal average.

Transport, commerce and power across huge swathes of the country were just paralyzed for days by a colossal ice storm.

You would think that a "hottest year ever" question at the presser would be a slow pitch right over center plate.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (noWW6)

224 If the numbers at the Innauguration weren't important ... the Progressive Media (but I repeat myself) would not fight over them.

EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT.

Get used to fighting.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (9uYWN)

225 Now some twit is pressing him on the CIA 'enthusiastic response' to Trump's visit.


"Weren't Trump people seated in the front row? We they the ones making all the hooping and hollering noise?"



I swear....journalist....dumbest fuckers on the planet.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (Enq6K)

226 So, they're accusing him of astro-turfing at the CIA? Can these fuck-sticks get any lower?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (ty7RM)

227 LOL, Spicer is schooling them again abut "decision making process" these questioners are DUMBASSES!



Hilarious.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (8iiMU)

228 Hmmmm.... how about an executive order that any data collected which is paid for by the US Government, must ALSO be published in its unaltered not renormalized format.

I like that a lot. Although, maybe it is already? We have to have a scientific body willing to actually be honest and non-activist with the data.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

229 oh man. still with the quibbling on the audience size.
Posted by: booknlass

_______

I know some think Team Trump can do no wrong, but if I were giving advice, I wouldn't be so thin skinned on everything.

Look, less people came to Trump's Inauguration than Obama in 2008.

This wasn't anything I had heard about until Trump decided to make it an issue.

4% of DC voted for Trump, of course not as many people that live there are going to take part. They hate him.

Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (lzxL6)

230 193 Back to the crowd numbers.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

Eh, if that's what they want to waste their time asking/talking/arguing about it...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (8hICw)

231 Some NPR weenie was fretting that the focus on Spicer v. legacy claims deflected from the awesome importance of the million pussy march on DC.

When Obama did this it was "stray voltage" and the media tittered about how clever he was to distract them.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (3J/LN)

232 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (VdICR)

233 who is the front row!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (0O7c5)

234 I didn't see it but it doesn't matter.


Why?


Because it wasn't Hillary! Clinton's Press Secretary conducting the event...

Posted by: ExurbanDoug at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (JoORq)

235 Jim Costa still gets a front row seat ?!

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (lWCRE)

236 221 Mary Cloggenstien, what's your question?

I heard Trumpf took the bust of my black presnint Obumma out of the whites house. Trump lied to my blac presdent and the ladies of Braattlebro will not stand for it!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (ul9CR)

237 Spicer: "just got handed a note...no one in the front row were Trump people...they were CIA."


Newstwit: "I said first THREE rows."


Spicer: "Oh geez...ok, I'll get info on the 2nd and 3rd row. You want 4th and 5th row too."


Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (Enq6K)

238 Did the margins get all bigly in here?

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (a0IVu)

239
Let the idiot press chase the fools-errand "numbers" game.
- That all they got? Really?? After throwing EVERYTHING (including outright falsehoods) they have at Trump and his supporters; and then getting their hats casually hand to them. That's it???
'Hey, we'd really like to dispute whose dick is bigger.'

I say go for it you craven and incompetent members of the media. Train your inept fire on Sean Spicer - who you've already underestimated. And whose already rocked you back on your heals. Waste your time, energy, attention, and what's left of your mortally wounded credibility trying to take out Sean Spicer in questioning irrelevancies. That's the ticket, MSM. - Chase down the innocuous foibles of Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

- These media-boobs don't know it, but it's a tacit admission that Trump destroyed them, and now they have nothing left but don't even know they were utterly beaten.

First Trump kicked their ass. And now Spicer toys with them. Love it.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (dDOWg)

240 The media cares, beause they are working in step with the opposition party.

They spent a lot of time and money on that Propoganda and they want their fucking value.


Posted by: garrett

Obama, the community organizer, insists on it. he's leading the resistance, with Soros and the MB. they're going to use this in their attempt to impeach Pres. Trump.

and now Spicer is asked once again, why make an issue of the audience size. yet again.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (8mO0Q)

241 How about we just stop having the government pay for data and make these guys pay for it if they are so certain?

How about we just publish the data in the form it's collected, then make sure that if any subsequent adjustments are published the original data remains available, and that the rationale for any adjustments is clearly enumerated and publicly audited?

What we need is a chain of custody for each individual data point ever published, such that any adjustment, manipulation, use in any paper, etc. can be traced back from the present through its entire history. We have the computational and storage ability to do shit like this, if it were required, but it would be head-exploding to have to deal with the manifestations.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (TppKb)

242 >>Back to the crowd numbers.
This is infuriating.


They had the stories ready in coordination with the Soros/Ayers protesters who blocked entrances. It was all a set-up. They're so angry that Trump is denying them their planned and executed narrative to depict his 1st day as a "failure."


Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

243 230 Back to the crowd numbers.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

Eh, if that's what they want to waste their time asking/talking/arguing about it...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (8hICw)

=====================

Alternate universe:

"Why are you trying to take healthcare away from poor people."

Real universe:

Congressional Republicans work in the background never getting asked why they want to take healthcare away from poor people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (zdM/+)

244 To any viewer watching this with half a brain, it clearly shows the dumbassery of the elite WH press corp(se).....

Spicer is pwning them...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (8iiMU)

245 BUT WHO WAS FRONT

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (ul9CR)

246

Spicer is doing great.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (nQgx9)

247 I'm a little behind on watching the press conference, but really, White House! Put the CUTE reporterettes in the FRONT ROW!

For FEMINISM!

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (s5o+q)

248 No MSM pushback on MLK BustGate fake news?

Posted by: 13times at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (WHVu+)

249 You would think that a "hottest year ever" question at the presser would be a slow pitch right over center plate.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (noWW6)


You haven't been keeping up the the allowable truths. Global cold weather is also caused by AGW.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (UZg+f)

250 I think Sean needs to start carrying bamboo nunchakus in his back pocket for these pressers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2017 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)

251 Spicer: "The number of people at the inauguration was 'bigly.' 'Bigly' will be this office's conversational macro sole and final response to any question about a figure or quantity that is immaterial to the Administration's competent running of the country. The number of angels on the head of a pin, for example, would be 'a bigly number.'

"Next question."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

252 So is unemployment back to 9.2 percent?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:45 PM (2x9LM)

253 Go SPicer!! tell them.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:45 PM (8mO0Q)

254 Oh he's schooling them now on all their negative fake news.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (Enq6K)

255 Atta boy Sean, take it to him.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

256 I want a ress secretary who answers stupid questions with "Eat a dick".

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (r/0kC)

257 O/T

That sound you hear?... That's the sound of Madonna's roaring vagina snapping shut, after the Secret Service got involved.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (kzHgm)

258 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

That is an excellent idea, and pretty easy to prepare. Quotes, direct footage of a show, images. It would be good to hammer it into them right away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (39g3+)

259 My freedomboner is now at Moh's hardness 29.....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (8iiMU)

260 What we need is a chain of custody for each individual data point ever published, such that any adjustment, manipulation, use in any paper, etc. can be traced back from the present through its entire history. We have the computational and storage ability to do shit like this, if it were required, but it would be head-exploding to have to deal with the manifestations.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (TppKb)

Hah! "Chain of custody for data." Next you'll be asking for strict application of the scientific method!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (92kX2)

261 He's hot right now.. blasting the media...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)

262 Let them talk about crowd numbers.

Meanwhile our president is signing executive orders and getting his peeps through Congress.

Keep them tied to trivial bullshit while the adults start fixing the damage.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (4ErVI)

263
Back to the crowd numbers.


Trump should just blow it off now and make the MSM look like a bunch of 13 year mean girls.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (lKyWE)

264 JackStraw, thanks for the link to the Rose Island lighthouse. I've been reading all about it. What a pretty place.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (sBOL1)

265 Alternate universe:

"Why are you trying to take healthcare away from poor people."

Real universe:

Congressional Republicans work in the background never getting asked why they want to take healthcare away from poor people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 23, 2017 02:44 PM (zdM/+)
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This is exactly correct. The more they quibble about things that nobody cares about, the less they can push on things that actually COULD hurt the administration.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (xeeHA)

266 I like that a lot. Although, maybe it is already? We have to have a scientific body willing to actually be honest and non-activist with the data.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

No, you can't. The actual "raw" data is "corrected" before being published.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (8hICw)

267 If ace gets WH press credentials

Alas, Andrew Breitbart is no longer around; if he were involved it might happen.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (TppKb)

268 And the box we're talking about is Lena Dunham's.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (jNe82)

A weapon against which even I, mighty as I am, tremble in fear.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (gISTG)

269 "hottest year ever"

Isn't it accepted that Earth has been way hotter than it is now, back with the dinosaurs. And that it's also been way colder too, like just 30,000 years ago.

Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (SIY7D)

270 258 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

That is an excellent idea, and pretty easy to prepare. Quotes, direct footage of a show, images. It would be good to hammer it into them right away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (39g3+)

This really is a great idea. Allows you to freeze them in place and react to what you want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (92kX2)

271 Mary Cloggenstien, what's your question?
Posted by: Sean Spicer at January 23, 2017 02:41 PM (qJhUV)



or our all CAPS trollsters

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (nQgx9)

272 I heard Trumpf took the bust of my black presnint Obumma out of the whites house. Trump lied to my blac presdent and the ladies of Braattlebro will not stand for it!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (ul9CR)


I've been to Brattleboro - there are no ladies there.

Posted by: moon over vermont at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (kUmUV)

273 I know some think Team Trump can do no wrong, but if I were giving advice, I wouldn't be so thin skinned on everything.

If the media's talking about this obvious stupidity, they *aren't* amplifying the Pussy March or whining that Planned Genocide is losing international funding.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (3J/LN)

274
The fact is, for a lot of people, it was an unusually cool year, like here in Oregon. So its hard to buy 'the earth is melting' when its just... not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)


In other words, #FakeNews. I know in Texas, overall it was cooler than it had been. Very few 100 degree days in the summer and while winter hasn't been all that cold, it's been a lot more dreary than it had been in the last several years.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (xttKs)

275 >>JackStraw, thanks for the link to the Rose Island lighthouse. I've been reading all about it. What a pretty place.

It's really very pretty. Right in the middle of Narragansett Bay and easy to visit and tour. Pretty island too, the seals will be there soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (/tuJf)

276 "could you tell us the names of exactly who was hooting, and who was hollering at the CIA meeting? Were those really all your staffers, faking the hoots, and the CIA was really wanting to shoot? "

Gawd these pricks are insufferable ... "when it looked like this, didn't it really mean the complete opposite, as we have been reporting it? Because surely our reporting is not wrong."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (uFxPi)

277 That ABC quote at the top is really awkward for someone paid to speak to the press. "Disagree with the facts" is just not a good sentence. People misspeak (or mis-type) all the time and I try to give them leeway but his job is to be clear and speak to the press on record. That's just not good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)

278 >>265
Alternate universe:
"Why are you trying to take healthcare away from poor people."

"Because healthcare for poor people is why rich people can't have nice things. I mean, more nice things. Next question."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)

279 This wasn't anything I had heard about until Trump decided to make it an issue.

4% of DC voted for Trump, of course not as many people that live there are going to take part. They hate him.
Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (lzxL6)

Sorry... but every online news source in the MSM carried that story before Trump ever mentioned it.

Most with the exact same pictures to prove it.

Even Fox carried that story.

It was a coordinated Propaganda hit.... set to delegitimize Trump...


Just like the MSM headline which has been up for 2 days now, about 'Millions' of protesters who are VOWING to opposed Trump.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (qf6WZ)

280 Spicer: "It's not about one tweet...it's not about one pic....it's about a constant negative barrage of news."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (Enq6K)

281 "You are minimizing the point her, Jim. It is the general theme."

"The default narrative is always negative."

BOOM

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (8iiMU)

282 Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (SIY7D)

Haven't you heard? CO2 explains everything!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (8hICw)

283 The Zeke Miller thing matters more to me than the crowd numbers thing.

Miller had the narrative first then went looking to confirm his bias. And didn't look very hard, intentionally. And stoked racial animus in the process.

And fk his apology too. Don't care. A fraction of people who read his Fake News read his pathetic apology/ass covering.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)

284 he mentioned the checkpoints. I'm so happy! the universe is righting itself.

"the default narrative is always negative."--exactly

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (8mO0Q)

285 It's going to be so great when unemployment jumps into the teens within Trump's first week of being president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (Halhc)

286 Is that Jim Accosta that Spicer is arguing with right now? They just can't let it go, can they.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (sBOL1)

287 Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....

Oh good grief ... do you even science ? You're talking about something so large friggin' planets would orbit around it.

Geez ... where's a cob when you need one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (9uYWN)

288 O/T, but that picture on Drudge and Breitbart of Trump as POTUS makes me so happy. it was 8 bloody long years.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (a0IVu)

289 Wait, let me see if I've got this correct;

The same media establishment that constantly beats on President Trump with the 'populist' label is trying to beat up on him because not enough...people...attended or watched his inauguration? That he's not...popular...ENOUGH?

So, we're talking low-functioning retards, here? Just like we thought?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (nd1zx)

290 The most important thing for Trump to do is delegitimize the lying press. Catch them in a lie and pound it mercilessly. They can hit the administration from dozens of angles; networks, NPR, NYT, WaPo, Time, bloggers etc. All coordinated. Spicer is just one guy who will have no one helping him aside from a few dextrosphere bloggers. His job is not to provide information to the jackals, but to counter their lies. The more time he ties them up in trivialities the better.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (Jw9y+)

291 Acosta can't get it through his head that his bias is being exposed and his credibility is gone.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (WrMht)

292 From Glenn Thrush on Twitter:

Spicer seems 1) more broadly conversant with with policy than most press secretaries 2) more willing to freely discuss policy than O flacks



Don't faint. He actually Tweeted that.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (J4nVH)

293 Press Sec slicing like a f**ckin' hammer.

Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (ismre)

294 Spicer has tremendous patience. He is doing just fine.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (Rsi2C)

295 257 O/T

That sound you hear?... That's the sound of Madonna's roaring vagina snapping shut, after the Secret Service got involved.
Posted by: franksalterego at January 23, 2017 02:46 PM (kzHgm)

Wait, they did? What did she say?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

296 283 The Zeke Miller thing...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)

Who? What? Never heard of him.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (8hICw)

297 Isn't it accepted that Earth has been way hotter than it is now, back with the dinosaurs.

Yeah, but that was way before we started putting monitoring stations next to the exhaust vents of evaporator towers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (ty7RM)

298 285 It's going to be so great when unemployment jumps into the teens within Trump's first week of being president.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (Halhc)

My guess is they will try to massage it to be more gradual. A sudden spike is too easy to point out as BS. Or Trump could turn the tables and start publicizing the REAL unemployment himself and take that wobbie from them. What is it, in the high teens?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (92kX2)

299 Wait, they did? What did she say?

I don't know about the Secret Service part, but on Saturday at the "march" she said she wanted to blow up the White House.

Right after she said she's not a violent person.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (eytER)

300 >>>Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (SIY7D)
<<<




Better call, Sol.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (WidQN)

301 MR. SPICER, WHEN WILL TRUMP START THROWING US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (qJhUV)

302 >>>>Look, less people came to Trump's Inauguration than Obama in 200


Spicer never once claimed otherwise in his first statement to the press. He said more people watched globally.

And the only number difference he actually gave was the metro usage for Trump's and Obama's second inauguration.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (cAnNx)

303 266 I like that a lot. Although, maybe it is already? We have to have a scientific body willing to actually be honest and non-activist with the data.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

No, you can't. The actual "raw" data is "corrected" before being published.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (8hICw)

Yup... if you have a Temp differentiation between stations which are close together, they have a program to 'renorm' the data....

Actually CHANGE it... even though Temperatures CAN vary widely just a few miles apart (Lived in Colorado.... it was crazy sometimes...).

And the RAW Data is not available to the public... at all...

And they have even been caught editing data from decades ago....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (qf6WZ)

304 What we need is a chain of custody for each individual data point ever published, such that any adjustment, manipulation, use in any paper, etc. can be traced back from the present through its entire history.

You would think, given the field and the need for strenuous accuracy, scientists would be already doing this voluntarily.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

305 Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (SIY7D)


It could be very, very large and wet and salty too.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (VndSC)

306 296 283 The Zeke Miller thing...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)

Who? What? Never heard of him.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:51 PM (8hICw)

He is the one who tweeted mistakenly that Trump had had the MLK bust removed from the oval office. He did tweet a retration, but the rest of the media ran with it

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (92kX2)

307 Back to the crowd numbers.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 23, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

Eh, if that's what they want to waste their time asking/talking/arguing about it...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:43 PM (8hICw)


If they want to squander a press conference on trivialities, then I say they should go for it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

308 Can't wait for "No Comment Thursday," wherein Spicer responds to every question with "no comment."

"On Thursday, there will be no news. Ask anything you like. We will have no comment. Yes, that's correct, we will not be answering your questions. You, over there, with your hand up, posing as a well-adjusted heterosexual man. Your question."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

309 Good Lord, a question on troops in Iraq.
Then Gitmo.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (8iiMU)

310 Spicer seems 1) more broadly conversant with with policy than most press secretaries 2) more willing to freely discuss policy than O flacks

Did he clear that with the Trump staff like he cleared his work with Obama's bunch?

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (TppKb)

311 Wait, they did? What did she say?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (RD7QR)


she said in a public speech she had fantasies of blowing up the White House.
The Secret Service suggested they would like to talk to her about that
She decided it was not so much a fantasy as a mild passing fancy that she mispoke.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (UZg+f)

312 Spicer seems 1) more broadly conversant with with policy than most press secretaries 2) more willing to freely discuss policy than O flacks
Don't faint. He actually Tweeted that.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (J4nVH)
******
I agree. He is totally on top of this presser. When he says, I'll get back with you, I think he attends to follow up and get an answer to the reporter. His answers are thorough and full of information.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (Rsi2C)

313 You would think, given the field and the need for strenuous accuracy, scientists would be already doing this voluntarily.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

Silly man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (92kX2)

314 What? CSPAN is leaving the press conference?? Pikers....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (8iiMU)

315 If the media's talking about this obvious stupidity, they *aren't* amplifying the Pussy March or whining that Planned Genocide is losing international funding.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (3J/LN)


pssst:

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (nNdYv)

316
Yup... if you have a Temp differentiation between stations which are close together, they have a program to 'renorm' the data....

Actually CHANGE it... even though Temperatures CAN vary widely just a few miles apart (Lived in Colorado.... it was crazy sometimes...).

And the RAW Data is not available to the public... at all...

And they have even been caught editing data from decades ago....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:52 PM (qf6WZ)

It's how they get around the satellite data: See, it wasn't calibrated right, so we have to "true" the data!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (8hICw)

317 By the way: Spicer does NOT need to up his game.

If anything, he needs to handicap it some so these boobs in the press have some kind of a chance. (Do you think Trump chose this guy without knowing his skill level??)

ABC 'News' reporter: "I don't want to re-litigate.... I don't want to get into numbers."
Spicer: "I do."
- - - Spicer casually (and mercifully) trounced this guy.

Those of you who think that Spicer is in some way lacking: watch the clip again. And listen carefully to how easily Spicer outmatches ABC on the most contentious issue (total numbers) that Spicer rebuffed yesterday.

Trump did not select Spicer by accident, folks.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (dDOWg)

318 Er, don't know how that comma slipped in there. Not telling Sol to call.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (WidQN)

319 Spicer never once claimed otherwise in his first statement to the press. He said more people watched globally.

Yeah, he may very well be right, who knows? Its a non-issue to me, if only 3 people came to the inauguration who gives a crap?

And Madonna didn't say she "wanted to blow up the White House" she said she had "thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House" which is a key legal distinction. It wasn't a threat, it was private musing and fury. Its like saying "I thought a lot about putting my fist through your face" and saying "I want to put my fist through your face." Its a small distinction, but a clear one: no threat, just stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (39g3+)

320 "Norms-Breaking."
It's all in how you frame the question.

Posted by: Norm Abrams, This Old Press at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)

321 If they want to squander a press conference on trivialities, then I say they should go for it.

Hopefully while the Senate is busily confirming Trump nominees without Pressinsects stinging them in the ass.

but that's too much to hope.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (TppKb)

322 There's no downside to being combative with these turds.

Of course I hate them with the heat of a million suns so I might be blinded to any potential downside.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (4ErVI)

323 Wait, they did? What did she say?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 02:50 PM (RD7QR)


That is was taken out of context of course.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (2x9LM)

324 Press Secretary points to correspondent from AOSHQ:
"Does the president prefer crossbows or longbows?"

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (r/0kC)

325 308 Can't wait for "No Comment Thursday," wherein Spicer responds to every question with "no comment."

"On Thursday, there will be no news. Ask anything you like. We will have no comment. Yes, that's correct, we will not be answering your questions. You, over there, with your hand up, posing as a well-adjusted heterosexual man. Your question."
Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

I'm Doubly Symmetric and I approve of this idea.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (8hICw)

326 Dammit. Anyone have a livelink?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

327 Yeah, Madonna said she was speaking metaphorically.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (8mO0Q)

328 317 By the way: Spicer does NOT need to up his game.

If anything, he needs to handicap it some so these boobs in the press have some kind of a chance. (Do you think Trump chose this guy without knowing his skill level??)

ABC 'News' reporter: "I don't want to re-litigate.... I don't want to get into numbers."
Spicer: "I do."
- - - Spicer casually (and mercifully) trounced this guy.

Those of you who think that Spicer is in some way lacking: watch the clip again. And listen carefully to how easily Spicer outmatches ABC on the most contentious issue (total numbers) that Spicer rebuffed yesterday.

Trump did not select Spicer by accident, folks.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (dDOWg)
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This.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 02:56 PM (hdpay)

329 AS A FOLLOW UP TO SALLY'S QUESTION, WHEN WILL TRUMP START THROWING US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Ralphie Maddow at January 23, 2017 02:56 PM (qJhUV)

330 >>317
By the way: Spicer does NOT need to up his game. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 02:54 PM (dDOWg)

Yes, Stoic, I neglected to use the sarcasm tag. No, the Trump administration does not feel that a sarcasm tag need follow every sarcastic comment. Ok. You, over there, with your hand up...

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

331 Does Sean have a background as a snake handler? He's doing a great job keeping 'em in the basket!

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 23, 2017 02:56 PM (WrMht)

332 "Acosta can't get it through his head that his bias is being exposed and his credibility is gone."

Acosta interviewing MLK III:

"Isn't that something that just cuts to your core when you hear the president-elect refer to John Lewis as all talk and no action? I mean nothing could be further from the truth, isn't that right? John Lewis is not all talk and no action."

Alex, I'll take "Leading The Witness" for five hundred, please.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (noWW6)

333 327
Yeah, Madonna said she was speaking metaphorically.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (8mO0Q)
And she is all about love, etc. etc. dumb broad probably never thought the SS was going to do anything and shat in her pants when they said they were going to start an investigation.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (a0IVu)

334 No one can understand the Indian dude

Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (Rsi2C)

335 Sorry... but every online news source in the MSM carried that story before Trump ever mentioned it.

Most with the exact same pictures to prove it.

Even Fox carried that story.

It was a coordinated Propaganda hit.... set to delegitimize Trump...


Just like the MSM headline which has been up for 2 days now, about 'Millions' of protesters who are VOWING to opposed Trump.
Posted by: Don Q.

_______


Everyone in the MSM made the comparison, but no one really focused on it until Trump and his team making a big deal about and showing how upset they were at it being reported.

And it WAS true in terms of attendance. so what? Less government parasites are celebrating his Inauguration? Just move on.

I'm not going to defend every tactical decision his Administration makes, this was pure vanity on Trump's part to make this the lead story.

Trump's celebration party has to be the YUUGEST party ever!


Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (lzxL6)

336 NY Post, not the @AP as tradition has dictated, gets the first question at @PressSec briefing.
---
Press libs turning into crotchety conservatives:

"Innn MYYY day...."

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (2mC6G)

337 There was a question early on which was prefaced with "looking at the numbers you had on Saturday, can you really claim there is a mandate?"

Spicer ignored it until "numbers" brought up again. They need to be fought on every front.

Trump is far from perfect but he understands this war. Anyone on our side wishing the admin would shut up about "the numbers", you have to understand what is happening. Cant leave their lies unchallenged.

Posted by: Mega at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (hHFOx)

338 Spicer wrapping it up. Hell of first press conference.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (hdpay)

339 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead
of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or
graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from
their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.
>>>

Shoot in front of a green screen and only have the contrasting slides pop up in the video feed. That way they have no warning so the reporters can beclown themselves further with their follow up questions.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (81UWZ)

340 329 AS A FOLLOW UP TO SALLY'S QUESTION, WHEN WILL TRUMP START THROWING US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Maybe they'll have art and bird-watching classes taught by the inmates - like in The Great Escape.

That would be nice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (9uYWN)

341 Mr. Secretary, there are reports that President Trump made racist comments regarding Conway Twitty's version of 'Slow Hand' being superior to the Pointer Sisters classic.

How does that unite the country and ease tensions?

Posted by: NBC News at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (ismre)

342 MSM: OOOOOPPPPS: Sean Spicer is freaking genius at this!
(checks Monster . com )

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (vKbhP)

343

It's over, it was good.

Yay.

Another good day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (nQgx9)

344 NY Post, not the @AP as tradition has dictated, gets the first question at @PressSec briefing.

-----

I think thats the fucking point you window lickers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

345 And Madonna didn't say she "wanted to blow up the White House" she said she had "thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House" which is a key legal distinction. It wasn't a threat, it was private musing and fury. Its like saying "I thought a lot about putting my fist through your face" and saying "I want to put my fist through your face." Its a small distinction, but a clear one: no threat, just stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (39g3+)

Legally... you are correct...

But its sophistry....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (qf6WZ)

346 Ha, just found it and he said "See ya tomorrow!"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

347 Spicer said God Bless at the end.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (tewYv)

348 >>334
No one can understand the Indian dude Posted by: L, Elle at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (Rsi2C)

"You, Jugdish over there, and speak sloooowly this time. Your question."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)

349 I would think that old splooge bucket Madonna would welcome a visit from the Secret Service, IYKWIM.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (nNdYv)

350 Oh NOES!!! Spicer took the first question from the New York Post instead of the AP, which traditionally is first! The horror... the horror... the horror....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

351 The snippets link starts with "hhtps:" Remove one of the 'h' characters and it works fine.

Posted by: Splunge at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (iMxBJ)

352
Everyone in the MSM made the comparison, but no one really focused on it until Trump and his team making a big deal about and showing how upset they were at it being reported.

And it WAS true in terms of attendance. so what? Less government parasites are celebrating his Inauguration? Just move on.

I'm not going to defend every tactical decision his Administration makes, this was pure vanity on Trump's part to make this the lead story.

Trump's celebration party has to be the YUUGEST party ever!


Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (lzxL6)

"Hey, nobody look to your right! Don't do it! Oh, why are you looking over to the right? We told you not to!"

*Things going by on the left unnoticed*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (8hICw)

353 Yeah, Madonna said she was speaking metaphorically.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (8mO0Q)
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Yes, she said she "thought" about something. We know that we can only understand that by analogy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (2mC6G)

354

hehe, fox biz
moore calls him spicey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (nQgx9)

355 Does Madonna really want to blow up the White House. Its walls are now impregnated with Obamascent. How could she think that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (hJrjt)

356 Love that he said "God bless you" at the end.

I think he did a good job. Good for him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)

357 He's the guy standing up to the chanting mob.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (2z74n)

358 Open to all, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, the participatory performance will be live-streamed continuously for four years, or the duration of the presidency. In this way, the mantra "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" acts as a show of resistance or insistence, opposition or optimism, guided by the spirit of each individual participant and the community.
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So. Dumb.

You know some shit is going to happen at some point.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (2x9LM)

359 https://tinyurl.com/jucmsua


Bill Maher Attacks Trump, So Porn Star Reveals What She Caught Him Doing

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 02:59 PM (y3aQB)

360 Legally... you are correct...

Well and that's my point: she's not violating any laws and Newt's stupid 'arrest her' line was just that: stupid. It was unwise and childish, but not illegal. And people need to be free to do stupid and obnoxious stuff. Just as we need to be free to mock them for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)

361 So, four to eight years of verbal combat at every press conference. I can live with that.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

362 MSM delenda est!

Step by step ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (SIY7D)

363 Oh NOES!!! Spicer took the first question from the New York Post instead of the AP, which traditionally is first! The horror... the horror... the horror....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)
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Dogs and cats will probably start living together--but what business of yours is that??? Bigot!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (2mC6G)

364

oh, Ace had updated this post

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (nQgx9)

365 Oh NOES!!! Spicer took the first question from the New York Post instead of the AP, which traditionally is first! The horror... the horror... the horror....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)
---------

Tell me they aren't going to make this an issue.

They aren't that dumb, right?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (xeeHA)

366 The propaganda from the MSM is so bad and obvious, Spicer should call on sock puppets from the comments section here at the HQ. To make a point.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (XNdCd)

367 335

Maritime, I think we, the conservatives, shouldn't give them an inch. insist on the exact truth, every time. those pictures were misleading. look at the cover of the WSJ from inauguration day. the crowd was, well, really large.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (8mO0Q)

368 I'd low ball ace's chances of getting WH press credentials at 30%. I'd high ball it at 47%.
- It's not likely ace will get in there. But it's plausible enough that he will.
I don't expect it (-clearly). But it wouldn't surprise me if he did.
Would sure be thrilling. - And appropriate.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (dDOWg)

369 Does Madonna really want to blow up the White House.

The 'up' was metaphorical.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (2z74n)

370 Clean shaven Sam Elliot in this episode of Gunsmoke.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (r/0kC)

371 hey, any Morons/ette's on a military base, have they changed your CiC photo yet ? I cant recall 8 years ago how quickly, but I remember it being fast.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (8mYHH)

372 Everyone in the MSM made the comparison, but no one really focused on it until Trump and his team making a big deal about and showing how upset they were at it being reported.



Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (lzxL6)

It was a lead story from every major Media outlet...

How much more COULD they focus on it?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (qf6WZ)

373 >>>NY Post, not the @AP as tradition has dictated, gets the first question at @PressSec briefing.

---

Press libs turning into crotchety conservatives:

"Innn MYYY day...."
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 02:57 PM (2mC6G)<<<




How come I didn't get to ask a question about the evil Jews? And braaaaiiiiinnnnnnsssss, their big yummy braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssss.


Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (WidQN)

374 They aren't that dumb, right?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (xeeHA)

Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeeee.......

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (8hICw)

375 So now the AP is interested in "tradition?"

Funny how that respect for tradition is highly selective, based on the players involved....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (tVWQB)

376 Yes, she said she "thought" about something. We know that we can only understand that by analogy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (2mC6G)

Well, that right there is lie. She is incapable of thought; she just emotes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (LRVnP)

377 He says the word "online" several times and lists connecting words. Cable TV is hostile ground and he's pushing against it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2017 03:02 PM (VdICR)

378

Hoffa happy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 03:02 PM (nQgx9)

379 Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeeee.......
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:01 PM (8hICw)
------------

"What's an AP?" - The average American voter.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 23, 2017 03:02 PM (xeeHA)

380 Maybe there's an exogenous factor we haven't accounted for? But it'd have to be big. And involve a lot of energy ....

I know, it'd have to be something on the magnitude of the sun. Nothing smaller would work!

Posted by: GMan at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (sxq57)

381 We (well, those of us with no meaningful DC/Bannon contacts) should all go over to Breitbart and pimp like hell for ace to get a WH press pass.

But it's gotta be a mass thing. How do we pull this off?


Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (TppKb)

382 >>Yeah, Madonna said she was speaking metaphorically.

There has been a trend of celebrities and journalists saying things like "Trump must be stopped from taking office" and "Where are the snipers?"
I'm all for the SS getting onto this as it comes off as a wink, wink, who will rid me of this horrible Trump incitement of violence.

I recall SABO was visited by the SS for "threatening" Obama, and so was the Obama rodeo clown, so why not a celebrity who says this from a stage less than a mile from the WH the day after violent rioting?.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

383 315 If the media's talking about this obvious stupidity, they *aren't* amplifying the Pussy March or whining that Planned Genocide is losing international funding.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2017 02:48 PM (3J/LN)

Good point. It's "look, a squirrel!" but it's being done to the MSM instead of the press doing it to us.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (ZM2xo)

384 Why did the president not mention the plight of the duck billed platypus? What is he hiding?

Posted by: MSM at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (kTF2Z)

385

So are the Dems going to call the unions and the Teamsters names? For agreeing with Trump?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (nQgx9)

386 @366

I would love to ask Mr. Spicer a question about bi-partisanship.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (ismre)

387 Bill Maher Attacks Trump, So Porn Star Reveals What She Caught Him Doing

Yeah that's some tasty hilarity right there. The left can generally get away with being hypocritical -- after all if you have no standards, how can anyone blame you for betraying any?

But to turn suddenly into the Church Lady about Trump's comments when you've been as bad or worse in your life and past? People don't care for that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

388 I fixed the link on the "snippets" update.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (8rNrN)

389 Madonna's comment about blowing up the White House was an Euphemism.


Trumps comment about Starfcukers allowing rich men to grab their pu**y was literal.


Sure, what the hell...why not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (J+eG2)

390 He should make them vote on who gets the boot each week.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:26 PM (8hICw)

First you have to divide them into teams. Having that happen throughout the year would be hilarious. The winner gets to the ask the first question for the following year.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (J70i0)

391 Let's not get cocky here people. Let's not forget that Dan Rather came out of retirement.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (VdICR)

392 >> I fixed the link on the "snippets" update.


THREEADWINNER!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (m9RuU)

393 Sounds like the White House Press Corpse needs a visit by the Tingler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (/8qa9)

394 AS A FOLLOW UP TO SALLY'S QUESTION, WHEN WILL TRUMP START THROWING US IN THE CAMPS!!!


Posted by: The Hysterical Ralphie Maddow at January 23, 2017 02:56 PM (qJhUV)


These will be the finest camps, truly beautiful. Luxurious barracks, plenty of exercise for all who attend, the most wonderful picks and shovels you have ever seen, made in the USA and the scenery - why you can see for miles across the Great Plains and the wind that comes in from Canada - great country, beautiful people - is just yuuuuge and bracing. Truly, these camps will be the finest, no expense will be spared to get you there and once there you will be so impressed you will stay.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

395 Yes, she said she "thought" about something. We know that we can only understand that by analogy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (2mC6G)

Well, that right there is lie. She is incapable of thought; she just emotes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

By she she meant her vagina.

Posted by: Trumpasaurus Rex at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (0x/TW)

396 >>>>I'm not going to defend every tactical decision his Administration makes, this was pure vanity on Trump's part to make this the lead story.


They didn't. The lead story was the media lying about the MLK bust.

The media wants to continue focusing on the crowd size because they know there aren't hard numbers so they can fudge it.

Your claim that it wasn't going to be big news is bullshit because it was going to be one of their main legs of the "Trump isn't popular!" Table.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (cAnNx)

397 Hey Ace...

Chances of having President Trump on an AoSHQ podcast?

That would be so full of winning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (J+eG2)

398 146 I'd like to add a projection screen in back of Spicer. Prepare ahead of time. Wait for their bullshit question, then queue the video (or graph, or photo) showing them to be clearly lying. Throw quotes from their own papers and news shows back in their shocked faces.

It is fairly easy to predict what things they will lie about. Just get a bunch of queued up responses ready and wait....

Or better still, get a list of the Dem talking points. These get faxed to the Journalists ahead of the presser. wait for one of them to use the exact wording of the Dem talking point, then pull it up on screen for all to see. Ask them - to what extent are you simply a mouthpiece for the democrats? Isn't that embarrassing?

Lastly, be nice about it. Smile. Laugh. Tease them. Pity them. Say you are only trying to help them do a better job going forward....
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 23, 2017 02:28 PM (UgF8H)

I heartily second this.

You queue up all of the press nonsense, and have Sean step back and say "No, here's what *actually* was said/wrote/tweeted/whatever," and then play the clip in question or display the quote or tweet or whatever.

And then he steps back to the podium and says "Now, what was your question again?"

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (s5o+q)


+1000
Been thinking for years that R's should have been coming to press conferences with an ipad preloaded with facts and proof.

Hope they have someone hanging out here.

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (Oq6zc)

399 Or, Spicer could come up with a list of ten or so evergreen responses to idiotic questions, have them printed up and laminated, and require that they be shown to enter the room. Numbered responses like "No, we do not intend to put you all into camps," or "The president believes in equality of opportunity, not equality of outcome," or "You will not be called on again during this session."

"Sean, is it true that Trump wants to punish [insert victim group]?"
Spicer: "Number seven. Next."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (Bdeb0)

400 Clean shaven Sam Elliot in this episode of Gunsmoke

++++

He sucked as the DA on Law and Order

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 03:06 PM (gBCPl)

401 These will be the finest camps, truly beautiful. Luxurious barracks, plenty of exercise for all who attend, the most wonderful picks and shovels you have ever seen, made in the USA and the scenery - why you can see for miles across the Great Plains and the wind that comes in from Canada - great country, beautiful people - is just yuuuuge and bracing. Truly, these camps will be the finest, no expense will be spared to get you there and once there you will be so impressed you will stay.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

That is one of the best recreations of a Trump comment I have ever seen. Too many sentences though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 03:06 PM (92kX2)

402 The fact is, for a lot of people, it was an unusually cool year, like here in Oregon. So its hard to buy 'the earth is melting' when its just... not.

In this neighborhood we received a entire year's snowfall from Thanksgiving to the end of the year, Dec. 31st. Some of these locations average 500 inches a year.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 23, 2017 03:06 PM (ONH2e)

403 I recall SABO was visited by the SS for "threatening" Obama, and so was the Obama rodeo clown, so why not a celebrity who says this from a stage less than a mile from the WH the day after violent rioting?.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)



http://unsavoryagents.com/?portfolio=store

click and laugh

some are really good

I hadn't look there lately to see the Trump stuff

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2017 03:06 PM (nQgx9)

404 373 >>>NY Post, not the @AP as tradition has dictated, gets the first question at @PressSec briefing"

What's the point of such a "tradition?"

Let's start new traditions, like Spicer turning on a laugh track every time a reporter asks an especially dumb question. Reporters who get out of hand have to put on a dunce hat and sit in the corner.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:07 PM (ZM2xo)

405 Maritime, I think we, the conservatives, shouldn't give them an inch. insist on the exact truth, every time. those pictures were misleading. look at the cover of the WSJ from inauguration day. the crowd was, well, really large.
Posted by: booknlass
__________


I would agree, but the fact that less people showed up to see Trump than Obama in 2008 WAS TRUE.

It was petty and typical of the media to point this out, but there's no need to go out there and try to pretend otherwise.

It's also a dumb issue, it's not like we're arguing about ObamaCare here, it's how many people showed up at your party.

I just think Trump could have been a little better at pushing back, maybe said something like his attendance for his Inauguration had way better turnout than Hillary's and moved on.

I guess I've just never warmed up to how Team Trump seems to have sort of temper tantrums over small things like SNL's impersonation of him of what Meryl Streep says at an Awards Show that nobody watches.

Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 03:07 PM (lzxL6)

406 one of the left's new memes is to trash Kelly Anne over her "alternative facts" comment.

But it is true that the set of facts the MFM puts out (when they are not out and out lying) are the facts that support their attack narrative. The set of facts that counter that would indeed fit into an "alternative facts" group, that back up the alternative view.

"Facts the support the alternative" would be clearer, so the MFM makes a huge joke out of it. Most people know the media is biased, but maybe moving the Overton window on just how biased they are is necessary. It does seem worse than ever.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2017 03:07 PM (uFxPi)

407 There is absolutely no truth that President Trump's shlong is small.

Posted by: Elon Musk at January 23, 2017 03:07 PM (U5kaK)

408 Yeah, Madonna said she was speaking metaphorically.

There has been a trend of celebrities and journalists saying things like "Trump must be stopped from taking office" and "Where are the snipers?"
I'm all for the SS getting onto this as it comes off as a wink, wink, who will rid me of this horrible Trump incitement of violence.

I recall SABO was visited by the SS for "threatening" Obama, and so was the Obama rodeo clown, so why not a celebrity who says this from a stage less than a mile from the WH the day after violent rioting?.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (NOIQH)


If you say that sort of thing, in a public speech, in Washington, DC, and you don't expect a conversation with the Secret Service shortly thereafter, you're a complete blithering idiot.

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 03:07 PM (s5o+q)

409 345 And Madonna didn't say she "wanted to blow up the White House" she said she had "thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House" which is a key legal distinction. It wasn't a threat, it was private musing and fury. Its like saying "I thought a lot about putting my fist through your face" and saying "I want to put my fist through your face." Its a small distinction, but a clear one: no threat, just stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:55 PM (39g3+)

Legally... you are correct...

But its sophistry....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2017 02:58 PM (qf6WZ)

Homicidal thoughts and thoughts of self harm would get most Americans involuntarily Committed. That's the law.

There are consequences to publically stating that you have thought about blowing up a building. She did not even say she thought about it once, she said she thought an aweful lot.

She should be committed and evaluated until she is deeemed not a threat to anybody else by invoking terrorism, harm to others, or harm to herself.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:08 PM (XNdCd)

410 "65,845,063 Clinton voters? What's Boss Pence's dirt doing in Boss Trump's yard? You better get it outta there."

Posted by: General Zod at January 23, 2017 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)

411 So Madonna is channeling her inner Guy Fawkes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2017 03:09 PM (/8qa9)

412 Just checked out Jenna Jameson's twitter account. Now she is ripping on the sharia law loving organizer of the leftist women's march. Ha!

Posted by: Independent George at January 23, 2017 03:09 PM (BDZWU)

413 That is one of the best recreations of a Trump comment I have ever seen. Too many sentences though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 03:06 PM (92kX2)
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Not enough repetition either too.

"These will be the finest camps, (just) the finest camps,..." and throw a few more "very, very"s in there.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (2mC6G)

414 Years ago getting the White House correspondent's gig for a major media outlet meant that you'd arrived as a serious journalist.

That changed, certainly during the Obama years, as the likes of Carney and Earnest turned these briefings into jokes -- with planted questions and obvious bullshit answers. But if you had the gig you could pretend that you were a serious journalist with a hand in making history and getting to ogle George Clooney seven tables over, once a year.

Now, you're going to be exposed as a laughingstock.

Heh.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (SIY7D)

415 I recall SABO was visited by the SS for "threatening" Obama

+++

Well shit, I mean, he was Hercules FFS

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (gBCPl)

416 Does ace even want press credentials? He values his privacy.

I don't think they'd be able to get away with showing "ewok - AOSHQ" as his name.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (ZM2xo)

417 411 So Madonna is channeling her inner Guy Fawkes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2017 03:09 PM (/8qa9)

She has the skin tone and facial expression right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (92kX2)

418 Why do I think that if I go and listen to Spicers full press conference today he would have not once said that the the crowd at the inauguration was larger than Obama's first inauguration based on nothing more than Maritimes continued insistence that he did.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (cAnNx)

419 So which bloggers should be added to the pool via Skype?

I'll start with Powerline and Instapundit.

Unfortunately the HQ is too wild and wooly, and would turn into an avenue of attack.

Of couse we could just wear pants all the time..........naaaaaah!

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (Jw9y+)

420 >>That is one of the best recreations of a Trump comment I have ever seen


There's a Tweet like Trump Thread in the Archives.

Ace was rolling that day.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (m9RuU)

421 389 Madonna's comment about blowing up the White House was an Euphemism.
Trumps comment about Starfcukers allowing rich men to grab their pu**y was literal....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

exactly. maybe they can understand if we put it that way.

I admit that I doubt this.

and it's going to take all of us, on a million different fronts, talking to them, to make any change in liberal's understanding happen.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (8mO0Q)

422 Just checked out Jenna Jameson's twitter account. Now she is ripping on the sharia law loving organizer of the leftist women's march. Ha!
Posted by: Independent George at January 23, 2017 03:09 PM (BDZWU)



I loved her slam on Bill Maher - just watched Bill Maher for shits and giggles and hey Bill remember I saw you at the Playboy Mansion.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

423 419 So which bloggers should be added to the pool via Skype?

I'll start with Powerline and Instapundit.

Unfortunately the HQ is too wild and wooly, and would turn into an avenue of attack.

Of couse we could just wear pants all the time..........naaaaaah!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (Jw9y+)

If you sit at a table/desk, they can't see that you're not wearing pants.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:12 PM (8hICw)

424 "Looks like the media might be getting their shit together, Mr. President."

*Trump sends a tweet*

"There. That ought to buy you another week."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 03:12 PM (4ErVI)

425 Homicidal thoughts and thoughts of self harm would get most Americans involuntarily Committed. That's the law.

There are consequences to publically stating that you have thought about blowing up a building. She did not even say she thought about it once, she said she thought an aweful lot.

She should be committed and evaluated until she is deeemed not a threat to anybody else by invoking terrorism, harm to others, or harm to herself.
Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:08 PM (XNdCd)
---
I agree. I think if somebody said "I thought a lot about killing myself" they're more likely to off themselves with another bout of whatever, than your average person.

Atta didn't fly a plane into a building every time he thought about it. But he did think a lot about it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 03:12 PM (2mC6G)

426 Try saying publically in front of a crowd of people that you have thought a aweful lot about blowing up your local courthouse. Or the sheriffs office. Or the mayors office.

Bet us a million dollars you get involuntarily committed and charged with a crime.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:13 PM (XNdCd)

427 No, you can't. The actual "raw" data is "corrected" before being published.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 02:47 PM (8hICw)


"You can't handle the truth!"


So we "scientifically" adjust it for you.

Posted by: Col Jessup at January 23, 2017 03:13 PM (wCEn4)

428 Jameson is a republican.

Or at least she's said that in the past.

Probably because she makes money and wants to keep most of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2017 03:13 PM (4ErVI)

429 Does ace even want press credentials? He values his privacy.

I don't think they'd be able to get away with showing "ewok - AOSHQ" as his name.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:10 PM (ZM2xo)
--------

I agree. We should just send Masterbatin' Pete.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2017 03:13 PM (sBOL1)

430 If you sit at a table/desk, they can't see that you're not wearing pants.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:12 PM (8hICw)


It's all about where you mount the camera.

Er . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (s5o+q)

431 Sean, joncelli at AoSHQ: Does the President consistently wear pants? And, as a follow-up, is there any Valu-Rite in the White House?

Posted by: joncelli, Tackling the Vital Issues at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

432 @319 ("Three Nineteen!")
You cite a decent principle, but, (like a fucking STEM major spooging down-leg about closing the English department WITH A WHIP...)

Madonna needs to learn the legal application of the subjunctive voice.
She said "I thought a lot about about blowing up the White House, but it won't help." Had she said ("HAD she said," see?) "It wouldn't help," that would be idle dreamy conjecture, protected by her Artiste's Licence.

She said "won't." Implies intent and agency. Go directly to jail.
And learn to mouth this language. It's a tool. In your mouth. You can do that.

A mere detail, some may say? Oh no. It makes all the difference in the world.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (H5rtT)

433 Bunch of morons now Binging Jenna Jameson,for "research" purposes.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (r/0kC)

434 I'm not going to defend every tactical decision his Administration makes, this was pure vanity on Trump's part to make this the lead story.


They didn't. The lead story was the media lying about the MLK bust.

The media wants to continue focusing on the crowd size because they know there aren't hard numbers so they can fudge it.

Your claim that it wasn't going to be big news is bullshit because it was going to be one of their main legs of the "Trump isn't popular!" Table.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2017 03:05 PM (cAnNx)

Maritime, the point of Trump and Spicer's relentless discussion of this is to highlight the press's plans. They do not want to report facts and truths, they want to delegitimize in any way possible this president and his administration and they know that with enough bad press, they can cause the Republican establishment to fold like a wet pita.

Why would any press spend time mincing how many people rode a metro train, how many were estimated to be standing in the crowd , etc. other than to make it appear that this is a very unpopular president, despite the fact he just won an election?

Just as the press is trying to delegitimize Trump, so he will delegitimize them. They tried it for 18 months during an election and he and his team became quite adept at learning how to turn it on the press.

You realize that reporters have said that every morning, they huddle in their groups at their HQ and their editors provide the narrative for the day and tell the reporters to do whatever they can to find stories, etc. to support that narrative. They work hand in hand with the Democrats. Trump knows this and has given his press sec. and that office orders to fight it any way they can.

Posted by: Jen at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (+dgPH)

435 It's all about where you mount the camera.

Er . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (s5o+q)

PHRASING!!

Well done.

Though I don't want to hear more about your "relations" with cameras. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (8hICw)

436 Funny, just a few years ago I would have put both Trump and Jenna Jameson in the same category of "people who have a talent but who are far more famous than they ought to be."

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (SIY7D)

437 The fact is, for a lot of people, it was an unusually cool year, like here in Oregon. So its hard to buy 'the earth is melting' when its just... not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

It's all bullshit. Why don't they mention how NASA(!) has twice now, once in 1990 or so, and a second time just a couple of years ago, went back and examined all their collected infrared data, taken from all the weather satellites that have been launched, back to the first one, TIROS, launched in 1960, looking for an increase in the Earth's temperature. And what did they find? ZERO increase. None. AGW is a damned hoax and always has been.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (tHocv)

438 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

Everybody knows Maher is a Cokehead & I mean a cokehead by Hollyweird standards

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (y3aQB)

439 Look the Madonna thing is salient only because she was talked to at all. Any leftist says the same thing on a daily basis almost. And none are reported and nobody remarks anything about it.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (gBCPl)

440 "Of couse we could just wear pants all the time..........naaaaaah!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (Jw9y+)

If you sit at a table/desk, they can't see that you're not wearing pants."

Nah.

I want Ace in the front row.
In a kilt.


Reenacting the Sharon Stone interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.



Commando.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (J+eG2)

441 431 Sean, joncelli at AoSHQ: Does the President consistently wear pants? And, as a follow-up, is there any Valu-Rite in the White House?

Posted by: joncelli, Tackling the Vital Issues at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

Followup: Was any pudding delivered to the WH on the night of January 20th?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (ZM2xo)

442 >>a few years ago I would have put both Trump and Jenna Jameson in the same category of "people who have a talent



Oh, she's got talent.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (m9RuU)

443 Post about Madonna:
It's a tool. In your mouth.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (H5rtT)

Just going to highlight this right here. Because it's funny.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (8hICw)

444 Trump on Facebook:

Earlier today I signed three executive orders:
1. Withdraw the U.S. from the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP.)
2. Reinstate the Mexico City Policy dealing with non-governmental organizations (NGOs) and abortion access.
3. A complete freeze on federal workforce hiring - with the EXCEPTION of our United States Military.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

445 I've got mixed emotions about what Madonna said as far as legal consequences, but there is definitely a double standard.

At the very least, there should be some lawyering up and formal questioning as just a shot across the bow.

Had a 15 year old kid said he thought about blowing up his school, he wouldn't be allowed to go back. Unless he was a Muslim and had something that looked like a real bomb in his backpack.

Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (lzxL6)

446 Reenacting the Sharon Stone interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.



Commando.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (J+eG2)

You want ace to flash Sean Spicer?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (ZM2xo)

447 PHRASING!!

Well done.

Though I don't want to hear more about your "relations" with cameras. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (8hICw)


Well, I prefer being behind them . . .

Er . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (s5o+q)

448 >>>Sean, joncelli at AoSHQ: Does the President
consistently wear pants? And, as a follow-up, is there any Valu-Rite in
the White House?
Posted by: joncelli, Tackling the Vital Issues at January 23, 2017 03:14 PM (RD7QR)<<<



Sean! Sean! A T-Rex trying to rub one out here, what is President Trump's stance on crossbows vs. longbows?

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (WidQN)

449 All these inflammatory hate speech on the left is intended to stir up the rubes, to the point of violence if possible. But Madonna and the elite probably consult with lawyers before they spew their invective.

They certainly want someone else to take the fall, for what they promote and intend.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (uFxPi)

450 want Ace in the front row.
In a kilt.


Reenacting the Sharon Stone interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.



Commando.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (J+eG2)

I don't think it would have the same effect on Spicer that it did on the detectives.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (8hICw)

451 Agree with Jen. The story that got buried by MSM was the MLK bust removal. MSM needed even more to push the size of inauguration story to bury the faux pax.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (SIY7D)

452 "I agree. We should just send Masterbatin' Pete. "

Only if he gets to wear Charlie Brown's Dildo's name tag.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (J+eG2)

453 I loved her slam on Bill Maher - just watched Bill Maher for shits and giggles and hey Bill remember I saw you at the Playboy Mansion.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 23, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
===

I can imagine that when he saw the tweet he was sputtering with rage. He hasn't responded to her yet.

Posted by: Independent George at January 23, 2017 03:17 PM (BDZWU)

454 ESPN wants Trump to do NCAA tournament picks.Don't do it Mr.President.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (r/0kC)

455 Everybody knows Maher is a Cokehead & I mean a cokehead by Hollyweird standards
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (y3aQB)

----

I cannot believe Coulter let him stick his tiny penis in her.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

456 Norms-Breaking!!!

Posted by: the crowd of morons at Cheers at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (lJXY3)

457 Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 02:32 PM (s5o+q)


That's great.You need to send it to Spicer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (tOcW/)

458 Nah.

I want Ace in the front row.
In a kilt.

Reenacting the Sharon Stone interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.

Commando.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (J+eG2)

Um, VIA you might be making the 'ettes all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (92kX2)

459 442 >>a few years ago I would have put both Trump and Jenna Jameson in the same category of "people who have a talent



Oh, she's got talent.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (m9RuU)


I don't think anyone wants to see her use it anymore though. Last time I saw a photo of her she looked like you could make a really nice belt out of her skin.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (cAnNx)

460 >>I cannot believe Coulter let him stick his tiny penis in her.


Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Zombie Ric James at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (m9RuU)

461 If Spicer is reading any of the comments here I don't think Ace will get press credentials...lol..

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

462 I cannot believe Coulter let him stick his tiny penis in her.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

she is a bad as Maher

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (y3aQB)

463 New tradition, Oldest media in the press room gets called first.



That would be the NY Post, founded in 1801 by the new liberal hero, Alexander Hamilton.

Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (pvwwD)

464 366 The propaganda from the MSM is so bad and obvious, Spicer should call on sock puppets from the comments section here at the HQ. To make a point.
Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:00 PM (XNdCd)

--------------

Ok, next question goes to Charlie Browns Dildo. You're next, Masturbatin Pete.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

465 Spicer: "Ace? No, no, calm down, Ace O'Spades, there in the dark corner."

Ace: "Yub. Yub yub. Yub yub yub-yub yub. Yub-yub yub yub-yub-yub yub-yub?"

Spicer: "No, of course not . . ."

Ace" "YUB-YUB! YUB-YUB-YUB-YUBYUB! . . ."

(crosstalk)

Spicer: "Well, of course Han fired first, but . . "

Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (s5o+q)

466 ESPN wants Trump to do NCAA tournament picks.Don't do it Mr.President.
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (r/0kC)

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It would be an absolute riot if Trump picked the first ever perfect Tourney bracket.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

467 I sometimes cringe at Trump tactics until I realize that they may be working quite well on the level of National Enquirer covers -- which create a lot of impressions at checkout counters.

not everyone follows this shit in depth the way that we do

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (SIY7D)

468 Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

LOL. Well, maybe not. We'd like ASHQ to be taken somewhat seriously. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (tOcW/)

469 Maybe this would improve if Spicer employed a taser on presstitutes who asked peculiarly pernicious questions. "That's a stupid question, John, I'm going to have to tase you." ZOT. "Next question?"
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 23, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

Your agonizer, Mr Miller.
Posted by: first officer spicer, sporting a goatee at January 23, 2017 02:29 PM (lJXY3)

YESSSSSSSSSS.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (wtvvX)

470
If the numbers at the Innauguration weren't important ... the Progressive Media (but I repeat myself) would not fight over them.



EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT.



Get used to fighting.

Posted by: ScoggDog

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^^^^THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS


IS

SPARTA!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (toH8T)

471 If I'm not mistaken, I believe this is the same press that heard that the Obama administration had no major scandals from the same podium a few days ago without a peep.

Just because you're a willing dupe doesn't mean it's the absolute truth.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 03:20 PM (2mC6G)

472 Yep, went back and listened to the presser from Saturday and Spicer did in fact say this was the largest crowd ever to witness and inauguration both in person and around the world.

Funny how facts work.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2017 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

473 I want Ace in the front row.
In a kilt.
Reenacting the Sharon Stone interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.
Commando.


A kilt is always commando.
If wearing underwear then it becomes a skirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2017 03:21 PM (0tfLf)

474 @454, he should send an intern or low-level press guy to do it.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 23, 2017 03:22 PM (QAOZh)

475 Posted by: Pat at January 23, 2017 03:19 PM (pvwwD)

I buy the NY Post, Unlike the NY Daily news they seem to like Trump or at least present a more balanced view. I hope they crow about getting the first question. What dd they ask?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2017 03:22 PM (tOcW/)

476 I cannot believe Coulter let him stick his tiny penis in her.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2017 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

Do we know that she let him? Don't assume that every woman who goes out on a few dates with someone lets them bed her.

This isn't a liberal woman we're talking about.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2017 03:22 PM (ZM2xo)

477 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2017 03:23 PM (92kX2)

478 Maybe this would improve if Spicer employed a taser on presstitutes who asked peculiarly pernicious questions. "That's a stupid question, John, I'm going to have to tase you." ZOT. "Next question?"

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and ---
Nah. I'd say "I'm not here to debate you. We'll take a serious question. You can write up your conspiracy theory or your conclusions on a debate with yourself in your editorial, but we're moving on..."

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2017 03:23 PM (2mC6G)

479 "Yep, went back and listened to the presser from Saturday and Spicer did in fact say this was the largest crowd ever to witness and inauguration both in person and around the world.

Funny how facts work."

Just goes to prove, unlike the totally scandal free Obama Administration, the Trump Administration may have an issue.


/S

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:23 PM (J+eG2)

480 AGW is a damned hoax and always has been.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (tHocv)


It is a glorious excuse for increased funding of this department.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 23, 2017 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

481 ESPN wants Trump to do NCAA tournament picks.Don't do it Mr.President.

Trump : I am way too busy dealing with real world shit and the mess that I was left...also I still cant find Sycaguse on the map.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 23, 2017 03:23 PM (8mYHH)

482 I've got mixed emotions about what Madonna said as far as legal consequences, but there is definitely a double standard.

At the very least, there should be some lawyering up and formal questioning as just a shot across the bow.

Had a 15 year old kid said he thought about blowing up his school, he wouldn't be allowed to go back. Unless he was a Muslim and had something that looked like a real bomb in his backpack.
Posted by: Maritime at January 23, 2017 03:16 PM (lzxL6)

We like to think that Madonna is a washed up has been and she is, however, she has a large following of older and younger fans. A lot of those fans can be like anyone's fans, open to suggestion.

Remember why John Hinckley Jr. tried to assassinate Reagan? Because he was mentally ill, infatuated with Jodi Foster after seeing her in Taxi Driver, and wanted to impress her.

So you have Disgusting Madge, standing up on a podium in Washington DC, screaming out obscenities,(oh my she's obviously upset, who did this to her, says her nut job fan) and says she has thought a lot about blowing up the WH.

She has a responsibility because of unfortunately who she is, to not incentivize the faction of her fans who are nuts. So let the SS explain that to her.

Posted by: Jen at January 23, 2017 03:25 PM (+dgPH)

483 "I'd say "I'm not here to debate you. I'm here to defibrillate you....Clear!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2017 03:26 PM (J+eG2)

484 The thing about what Madonna said should and would get a person involuntarily committed and at least an investigation if not charges for terroristic threats or a lesser charge.

These people on the Left and Islmaists (and the feminist demonstrations in DC is a microcosm) never get held accountable and face consequences. So they become more and more violent and people get hurt.

Laws must be enforced. When laws are enforced and people face consequences and are held accountable, it sends the message to the rest of the mob that laws being broken will not be tolerated and you will face consequences.
Then the violence and harm to people will stop.

Posted by: Pepe at January 23, 2017 03:26 PM (XNdCd)

485 The man, the myth, the fellow-degenerate _ace_ wouldn't have to attend the vile convention of hideous and drooling swamp creatures - known as the White House Press Briefing.
He would just send a fellow foul minion, like J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 03:28 PM (dDOWg)

486
Funny, just a few years ago I would have put both Trump and Jenna
Jameson in the same category of "people who have a talent but who are
far more famous than they ought to be."
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2017 03:15 PM (SIY7D)


Illona Staller won election to Italy's Chambers of Deputies on her name recognition and head-band.
Don't count Jenna out just yet. I bet she has lots of poise.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2017 03:29 PM (UZg+f)

487 What do the Steelers, Packers and 29 other teams have in common with the Browns today?

They're not going to the Super Bowl.


** Sad Trombone **

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2017 03:31 PM (8J/Te)

488 Hey, fixerupper @455,

There is no evidence that Coulter ever consummated the relationship with Maher.
She merely admits they dated for a while.
And she may have simply observed him for scientific purposes.

This is one place where I severely delimit my imagination.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 23, 2017 03:31 PM (dDOWg)

489 My point is the inauguration attendance story would have been less than one news cycle and didn't need to be responded to because it was insignificant on its face.

Now the MLK bust story fire should still be stoked by Spicer and Trump. They should beat that horse until its reincarnated and beat it to death again.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2017 03:33 PM (/BXzQ)

490 https://tinyurl.com/zpf65hy


BREAKING: Laura Ingraham To Run Against Tim Kaine

supposedly is how I would say it. But with securing those website names, looks pretty sure

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 03:33 PM (y3aQB)

491 https://tinyurl.com/hwj9beh



Iran Caught Importing Missile Technology

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 23, 2017 03:35 PM (y3aQB)

492 Madonna said she wanted to blow everyone in the Whitehouse...bad reporting could get Madonna a felony.....

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at January 23, 2017 03:38 PM (6WPRH)

493 Oh man...

"Fox News has hired ex-Obama State Department spox Marie Harf as a contributor."

Posted by: gewa76 at January 23, 2017 03:41 PM (B6OKy)

494 Marie Harf just signed on with Fox to be a contributor. BARF

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 23, 2017 03:48 PM (aOqpx)

495 while the white and black slackers are chanting the Asian guy wants to study

Posted by: anon at January 23, 2017 03:48 PM (yCcA0)

496 185 I'm waiting for a question on Melania's well-toned arms.

**

Discussing what's well toned on Melania could take a while.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 23, 2017 02:38 PM (J4nVH)

I believe the Hourde could make time for that discussion. It might eat into the time for arguements regarding crossbows versus longbows, but we could make that sacrifice.

Anyone that disagrees with this is a fag. Literally.

Posted by: Groping Joe Biden at January 23, 2017 03:52 PM (xiiES)

497 Trump should say to ESPN, " I'm too busy running the country and frankly I don't understand how Obama had the time."

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 23, 2017 04:07 PM (U+nHb)

498 Sean Spicer looked good here. Better appearance - sharp look, well-fitting clothing - and verbally smooth.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 23, 2017 08:34 PM (tHwdc)

499 Spicer: "I think sometimes we can disagree with the facts," --meaning disagree about what the facts are.

MSNBC: "They claim the right to disagree with facts!"

The liars lie about lying about lies.

Posted by: Joe at January 23, 2017 08:44 PM (Ndje9)

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