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In Case You Weren't Sure About SNL....
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (ry4ab)
the small sample I have seen in the last 20 years, the show sucks, and
hasn't had a good group of writers in a generation.
What "she" are we talking about?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (mpXpK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJV2pWFyfn4
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (PPu+l)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (JSovD)
Notice how when the Democrat has small children they are always "off limits". When a Republican has children they are prime political targets.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (gcme+)
Today they are all Carl Palladino and they don't even notice.
Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:12 AM (j1Wvr)
If you are a comedian, you can be leftist, offensive, and insulting, just be funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (ry4ab)
what does it even mean?
Barron will shoot up homeschoolers?
Barron will be taught how to shoot up homeschoolers?
Barron is a homeschooler who will shoot up other people?
Barron isn't homeschooled is he?
Leftists can be such miserable, misanthropic people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (JO9+V)
Journalists criticizing Donald Trump for the gold curtains in the oval office. The same gold curtains that have been there since at least the Clinton administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (x9c8r)
Am I hired?
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sorry, looks like you have some problems with enemy identification.
Posted by: SNL at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 21, 2017 11:15 AM (7qAYi)
Yes...it's a dumb and unfunny joke. But they need to be held to the rules they created to protect themselves.
Payback's a bitch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2017 11:15 AM (rF0hx)
I had seen that post on some other sites and wondered what her claim to fame was.
SNL was only good in the first season. It was slowing down as the good people left and by the 3rd season it wasn't worth watching.
Right now is serves as a substitute for Syrup of Ipecac.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
Am I hired?
I'd go with the "burdened with a baby" punchline.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2017 11:15 AM (S4vXM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 11:16 AM (EZebt)
No wonder that show isn't funny. You can't have women writing comedy.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (PPu+l)
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SNL has been unfunny for a long time, but really went downhill after that scrunt Tina Fey came on board.
I should be surprised at this, but I'm not. Who are the real deplorables here?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 21, 2017 11:16 AM (hYNPr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (6gk0M)
Ah well, it is all for Socialism and the number of victims runs up the value of the goal.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (8nSP1)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (ysprU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (TRzoP)
The Barron did seem a bit restless, and his mother did try to glare him into submission, and even though I am not an expert in the field of child development, nor do I play one on TV, I was a child once myself.
So I'm confident when I say that a rebellious child might become even more rebellious when parents try to discipline the unruly monster. It is a difficult thing to know; just what method of discipline will properly instruct the wayward child. That's why we need experts in the field.
Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 21, 2017 11:18 AM (kALq8)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 11:18 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 11:18 AM (Jw9y+)
Am I hired?
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sorry, looks like you have some problems with enemy identification.
Posted by: SNL at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (PqqkK)
There just isn't much we can make fun of about Obama besides that fact that he'd be even more awesome if it weren't for all the racists.
Posted by: Not the Censor at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (Vb2CB)
So cross that off your list.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (T1xcF)
There is, and I hope it continues because that's how they got Trump.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (29QcC)
Maybe that was not what she meant. Isn't Barron actually attending a school in Manhattan, BTW? Also, I'm sure when he's a little older, someone from his SS detail will be happy to take him to the range in the basement of the WH.
Posted by: ockham's stropping leather at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (eYuGY)
I prefer they learn to play by our rules, so we all win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (39g3+)
properly instruct the wayward child. That's why we need experts in the
field.
ah, yes, pay thousands of dollars to a specialist and wind up with a food pyramid.
And type 2 diabetes.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (8nSP1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (mbhDw)
So cross that off your list.
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Rats. I heard Chelsea Clinton was short-listed for that one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (sdi6R)
I prefer they learn to play by our rules, so we all win.
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only the former will lead to the latter
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (wPiJc)
And type 2 diabetes.
Posted by: Kindltot
And Mooch Obama lunches
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:17 AM (TRzoP)
The first five years were solid, original comedy.
But the 1980s were cruel to that show, and then it got really bad!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (j1Wvr)
So cross that off your list.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (PqqkK)
She'll be fetching his coffee. Like father like daughter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (mbhDw)
Donald is over 6 foot and Melania is nearly 6, probably equal in heels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: WaldoTJ at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (sSxn3)
He looks a lot older than he is but you can still tell he's a little boy at heart. I noticed that got excited when all the tractors rolled by during the parade.
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (JSovD)
what does it even mean?
Barron will shoot up homeschoolers?
Barron will be taught how to shoot up homeschoolers?
Barron is a homeschooler who will shoot up other people?
Barron isn't homeschooled is he?
Leftists can be such miserable, misanthropic people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (tOcW/)
It means he will kill his parents. One of whom is the President of the United States.
I thought we had laws against that sort of thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:22 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (wPiJc)
Leave off G-d and you got it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2017 11:22 AM (mbhDw)
"Besides being denigrating and crass
what does it even mean?"
She's calling for him to shoot his own family.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 11:22 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (FC1lN)
Posted by: Chris M at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (6RZos)
But the 1980s were cruel to that show, and then it got really bad!"
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (rF0hx)
I was "Coming of Age" during "Wayne's World", which was pretty damned funny.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:20 AM (39g3+)
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You're presuming facts not in evidence.
The evidence says they are not capable of learning or they are unwilling to learn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:21 AM (j1Wvr)
And a nice dig at alternatives to public education.
It is a fairly impressive bundle of hate, wrapped tight.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: jukin Former Republican at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (q+V3v)
People are gonna think he is much older and act accordingly. Could be a bumpy ride for the lad. I hope people will remember that this is in fact a child.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (yTnCT)
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Aren't we all?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (4LdoL)
The problem is I think that pool of amazing talent in places like Second City etc dried up and their ever narrowing censorship of what they can do and say, plus their bitterness and bias driving what skits they do has hurt them badly.
Any other show that sucks as bad as SNL does would have been canceled long ago but its pretty cheap to put out, and what else are they gonna show in that time slot? Reruns?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (FC1lN)
Posted by: Usntakim at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (WF5ei)
As long as you know that it is a juvenile pursuit of humor, you'll "get it".
That being said?
It isn't funny.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (6gk0M)
If anyone dared said anything that wasn't completely fawning over Malaria and Sushi they would have been utterly destroyed by the MFM and celebutards.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (gcme+)
Yeah Michael Myers did some great stuff on there. He really is funny, most of the time but I fear we've seen everything funny he has to offer.
SCTV was more consistently hilarious but they had an unbelievable cast of talent to work with. Mad TV was really good for a long time, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (QxDWi)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (b9YMc)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:23 AM (gcme+)
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From people who really should know better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (EZebt)
Yes; I was thinking of that before you said it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (wPiJc)
Riding on the back of a garbage truck while having a slice of pizza....hillarious.
Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (x9c8r)
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And took up nuclear arms strategy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Barron isn't homeschooled is he?
Leftists can be such miserable, misanthropic people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (tOcW/)
YesNo, he is not homeschooled.
Indeed!
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
Ah poor Amy. She's been pretty much out of public life and politics, which is good. The poor girl, she was just homely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (3Liv/)
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Truth. Although I will make an exception for Norm McDonald who funnily enough used to call his broadcast the "fake news". And occasionally Chris Farley and David Spade.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (nQ10o)
The Trump and Pence families are at a prayer service at the National Cathedral. Odd I don't remember the former prezzy doing that. Maybe it's a new fangled thing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (auHtY)
"The first five years were solid, original comedy.
But the 1980s were cruel to that show, and then it got really bad!"
Blame Reagan, he got their panties in a bunch.
As to the autism stupid speculation, Rosie O'Donnell got that one going as her special gift to the new President.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: garrett
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Hey! Come on! What about Sally on the Dick Van Dyke Show?!!! She was a woman on the writing staff of a comedy show!
...Oh, wait. That was fiction. And men were writing her lines.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (QxDWi)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (Jw9y+)
Posted by: Pamazon at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (NNdb5)
Satan moves in their hearts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: jukin Former Republican at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (q+V3v)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (nQ10o)
Lawyers to the rescue!
Posted by: Not the Advocate at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (Vb2CB)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (3jGss)
Protesters or people on phones. It was odd. There was one guy with some sign about Trump on a corner like he was changing the world, and a few people on bluetooth talking to themselves like a demented bum, but only like 3 that I walked past. Everyone else was just aware of the world and being human. People seemed to be in a decent mood, but that could have just been my impression.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (bpfzP)
Trump Disappointment on Day One.
Over at JihadWatch, a story that a Hamas linked imam will be part of the National Prayer Service.
Just lovely.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (J5mC3)
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Let it not go unnoticed that there is an assassination fantasy baked into this "tweet". Spread it far and wide. Get her fired. Ruin her. Make them play by their own rules.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (EdXI9)
Homeschooled KatieRich will be a mass shooter.
She's stupid aside from being crass.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (tOcW/)
President Trump invites this idiot to the White House and gives her the Don Rickles/Triumph the Insult Dog treatment for attacking Barron. And then the White House puts it on YouTube.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (FC1lN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 11:29 AM (pUDQf)
Ever read Lord of the Flies? That's the liberal mindset solidified by the yearn for a never-ending childhood.
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 11:31 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 11:31 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:31 AM (EdXI9)
I agree. I hope our lefty intelligentsia "refuse to be silenced."
The midterms are gonna be epic.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2017 11:31 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (VIgf6)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (9G/k0)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (bpfzP)
He got fired from the show for slamming the Clintons brutally and repeatedly. He would viciously ream them over and over, it was hilarious. McDonald is a troubled soul, sadly but damn he's funny. Seems like misery and comedy go together all too often.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (39g3+)
It's amazing that it didn't even take one day, isn't it LaSasha and M'Aria?
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (Halhc)
No. Fucking. Thank you.
I swear next time she brings up that Obama had bigger crowds than Trump, I'm going to point out that Hillarity didn't have Inaugural crowds. And won't. Ever.
Posted by: resurgemus at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (WV40F)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (wPiJc)
See, now THAT'S funny.
SNL people, that's how you do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (j1Wvr)
accordingly. Could be a bumpy ride for the lad. I hope people will
remember that this is in fact a child.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 21, 2017 11:24 AM
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Yup. Had a nephew who was a big kid. Got everything from, "Why is he still in diapers?" to "Why can't he read yet?" and then being accused of being to old to be in Cub Scouts, unfair advantage on Little League teams. It was heartbreaking.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (gcme+)
Well, criticize me if you think you must
But the Trump admin's begun to earn my trust
It resided here for years
All through blood, sweat, toil and tears
Now the British have returned the Churchill bust!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (Icpzl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (6gk0M)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hg6orl8
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (TRzoP)
That's almost all of it.
Envy and self-loathing are the foundational principles of the modern left.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (TRzoP)
Either that or she's saying Barron will shoot up his home school, ha ha?
I don't mind edgy and even offensive comedy. I don't mind people getting crud and nasty, as long as its funny. This is the part that bothered me during the Bush administration. Even really brilliant guys like Bill Burr were doing it; when things were going weak they'd throw off a "chimp" or "Bush is stupid" line and the crowd claps like seals, but it wasn't ever funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (ry4ab)
Tempts, Papa Was a Rolling Stone
wrong link?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (3jGss)
God Bless Donald Trump.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:34 AM (6gk0M)
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Amen.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:36 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Sen. John Blutarsky at January 21, 2017 11:36 AM (bc2Lc)
They WANT while males to become school shooters or kill themsleves and have no problem with letting them be bullied in school and bullying them themselves. It's called "zero tolerance". Naturally a leftist term which means the exact opposite of what they state it means. It's insidious and the education system must be rectified.
Draining that swamp must be a high priority of the new administration. When the teachers are not bullying the kids and allowing them to be bullied, they're trying to have sex with the kids. And then there's the drugging them into compliance and 'right-think'.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2017 11:36 AM (eLvFT)
Had that other thing been elected I figured I'd just hunker down and get ready for battle. It was my friends' and family's children I was worried about. Now, we can breathe easy about the next generation. They will be growing in a climate where they don't feel guilty about being American.
Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (kD8Fh)
She tells PEOPLE, "I'm here to let Trump know that we're resisting him and that he's not good for our country. He's taking us a step back for our rights."
Wilkerson - who wore a blue poncho and a yellow sign that said "Stand with immigrants! Say no to racism!" - said she wants to show others that peacefully resisting and protesting Trump "is okay."
The stupidity of these people is breathtaking. Of course they've been brainwashed their entire worthless lives to believe this nonsense. And People Magazine is where some of these lack wits get their news from
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (PPu+l)
Imagine him mocking the drug addiction rates in the inner cities. Maher is too vicious and shallow to consider that the drug problem in rural areas is due to the economic devastation and erosion in morals that his side caused.
As that guy wrote in that Cracked article, this explains the appeal of Trump. It's not enough for liberals to wreck your way of life and economic prospects, they then mock and jeer at the people they've destroyed. (well, it's OK to mock white people anyway. They've also destroyed the inner city but pretend that they're helping black people.)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (j1Wvr)
I think you might be onto something here. But it can't be anything like an annual award. Probably at least weekly, if not daily, because the nominations will be coming in, fast and furious. And unfunny.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 21, 2017 11:32 AM (9G/k0)
It's not Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook? Go figure.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 11:37 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (ozZau)
Great point. But hypocrisy is the foundation of liberalism.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (pUDQf)
and have never watched a full episode. They would have at most 45 minutes of decent material trying to fill a 90 minute show. Thought Chevy Chase was a schmuck. Would have loved to see Belishi and John Cleese together to see who would go most completely batshit by the end of the skit.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (Jw9y+)
Posted by: mnw at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (Ejylv)
...and they're all Nobama Days!
Speaking of which, I wonder what J.J. is going to do now for a morning schtick?
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (TqmC9)
I suspect she doesn't handle criticism well, and has retreated.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)
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Amy and Chelsea should start a club.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (PPu+l)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (Halhc)
Posted by: Muldoon
Okay, now you're just being mean.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (wPiJc)
"See, now THAT'S funny.
SNL people, that's how you do it."
-Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (Pz4pT)
We got old and have seen it all, before. Get over it. (Not you, but everyone.) It is juvenile humor and it still "plays" to a minor audience.
Their message is crap, but it "plays" to juvenile idiots.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (ozZau)
/my shocked face
Posted by: Born Free at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (nxeUR)
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They mean to put us on our knees in front of a giant pile of bones. Hillary was gonna be the next step toward that end. I hope people on our side understand this.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (EdXI9)
Posted by: clint flicker at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (UWriB)
fawning over Malaria and Sushi they would have been utterly destroyed
by the MFM and celebutards.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM
~~~~~
I seem to recall someone losing their job because they tweeted that Malia (?whoever--the older one) looked bored at one of the turkey pardons.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (d3wbb)
-Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (PPu+l)
He was excellence, personified.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (9ZO1B)
if you haven't seen her before, check out her early stuff. She's out there at like age 7, singing incredibly challenging operatic music. You see her at first and go "awww" then she begins to sing and you go "holy smokes is that coming from her??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (39g3+)
Watched plenty, but I'd often skip the last half-hour (12:30-1am) because that's when today's writers (at least I assume they were today's writers) took over.
The show would just fall off a cliff after those 12:30 commercials.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (/cksx)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (EdXI9)
The largest rally outside of the United States was expected in London, where according to a Facebook group, about 37,000 were planning to attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
Really? How in the fark does Beso's blog know that 35,000 are mulling it over?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (auHtY)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6uapla
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (FC1lN)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:39 AM (PPu+l)
I'm on board with that. Jan Hooks was funny in that same group. Sad that they're both dead.
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (ozZau)
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But the very last one was usually experimental and sometimes hilarious.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (9ZO1B)
They're all SJWs with an agenda.
Posted by: Hamilton at January 21, 2017 11:43 AM (sCjDS)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 11:43 AM (qJhUV)
Posted earlier, but I liked it so much I'm posting it again. Funny Protest signs:
http://tinyurl.com/j73g2dr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:43 AM (tOcW/)
I was actually a big fan in the 80s and until about the mid 90s.
I actually thought the 90's cast was brilliant Dana Carvey, Norm McDonald, Chris Farley, David Spade, Adam Sandler, etc. Turns out also a lot of these guys lean right or at least aren't left wing idiots.
Posted by: xanax at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (wu2Ci)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (KP5rU)
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (pUDQf)
That was always my complaint about SNL. Its a good half hour of decent stuff in a 90 minute show, at its best. For every "Bassomatic" or "Celebrity Jeopardy" you get 3 awkward, awful and painful skits that go on forever. And 17 ads between each one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (EdXI9)
I'd like to see him in full Master Chief getup wading through the leftist scum...oh did you mean religious halo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: IC
Her Inauguration outfit was beautiful. Not many women could pull off that outfit with elegance but she did. Soooo jealous
Posted by: mpfs at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (CVwqv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:41 AM (39g3+)
That's good to know, because I thought her performance yesterday was poor. I appreciate her just for being there to do it though. Cute little thing.
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (ozZau)
and have never watched a full episode. They would have at most 45 minutes of decent material trying to fill a 90 minute show. Thought Chevy Chase was a schmuck. Would have loved to see Belishi and John Cleese together to see who would go most completely batshit by the end of the skit.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (Jw9y+)
I bought a dvd set of season 2, and haven't finished it, because as you say, there's so much weak garbage in between the moments of brilliance.
One I thought was genius: Somebody comes on and says "we're doing a tribute to coins!" Then various cast members come on and do bits (get it?) where they sing snippets of "put another nickel in, in the nickelodon," and "penny for your thoughts" or whatever, then...
Belushi gets on, and starts singing, "it's a quarter to four..." Or whatever. I forget the hour, but the pun got a nice big laugh.
And then he continued singing. A sad, bluesy type song, and he just belted it out, like he was meant to be a smoky blues bar singer. And he was drop dead perfect. Not an ounce of mugging or anything. He just poured himself out in the song.
Genius.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM (Pz4pT)
This is not only an attack on a ten year old by including the word homeschool she makes it a presidential assassination fantasy.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 11:45 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:45 AM (j1Wvr)
also keep in mind, Chelsea and the Bush girls had time to get used to being in the political spotlight before getting to D.C., and the MSM was too busy swooning to notice if Barky's girls looked bored or fidgety when at a public event.
And no I don't get the joke in that halfwit's tweet at all.
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 21, 2017 11:46 AM (b7fwp)
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Ace: Time machine
Beso: Mind reading machine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (Nwg0u)
Journalists criticizing Donald Trump for the gold curtains in the oval office. The same gold curtains that have been there since at least the Clinton administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (39g3+)
I saw, in an article about the first signing Trump did in the Oval Office, that he had had red curtains replaced with the gold ones shown in the photos of that signing.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (Jen0I)
Well here's the deal as I understand it. The left has their set of morality and ethics, just as we do. Their ethics are all about making people feel good about themselves, protecting the small fringe weirdo groups from the majority, and abortion. Those are their primary interests right now.
They also believe that nationalism - the idea that a nation should consider its own people and interests first and protect their borders - is the cause of all racism, wars, bigotry, hatred, genocide, and so on.
So from their perspective, someone who cares about the majority, loves their country, wants to protect the borders, and roll back the freaky excess is immoral.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (5TJzn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (tOcW/)
"The largest rally outside of the United States was expected in London,
where according to a Facebook group, about 37,000 were planning to
attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
"
Mulled Whine.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (d3wbb)
To media snobs, there's nothing good about Americans living in "flyover" country - or the people holding positions of authority that represent them
Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2017 11:48 AM (JBggj)
I just watched the National Cathedral event, and got all misty-eyed again. What an incredible day.
Switched over to CNN just in time to see Ashley Judd screeching, "I am a nasty woman!!!eleventy!!" and thought, "Yes, you are. Bless your heart."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:48 AM (NBHj5)
"German Press: That was no presidential speech, it was a declaration of war."
/called it yesterday: euroweinnie freak out.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:49 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Glen at January 21, 2017 11:49 AM (zedDr)
I will admit it did have a big impact on politics at one time and how people viewed candidates.
I think it actually helped W Bush with Will Ferrel's impersonation and really hurt Sarah Palin.
Now, it's become largely irrelevant like the main stream media. If Trump would quit complaining about SNL, it probably would have even lower ratings.
Posted by: xanax at January 21, 2017 11:49 AM (wu2Ci)
Posted by: resurgemus at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (WV40F)
also thousands of people were prevented access by the asshats blocking checkpoints. I was switching around livestreams yesterday and saw the bottlenecks of crowds.
p.s. do you really need a significant other who is going to gotdam annoy you with every libtard talking point for the duration?
Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2017 11:49 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Molly Hatchet at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (rh5d5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (FC1lN)
"German Press: That was no presidential speech, it was a declaration of war."
/called it yesterday: euroweinnie freak out.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:49 AM (J5mC3)
Well at least we declare war as opposed to just invading other countries
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (jo3mm)
-Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:25 AM (wPiJc)
"See, now THAT'S funny.
SNL people, that's how you do it."
-Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:33 AM (Pz4pT)
We got old and have seen it all, before. Get over it. (Not you, but everyone.) It is juvenile humor and it still "plays" to a minor audience.
Their message is crap, but it "plays" to juvenile idiots.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (6gk0M)
That's not all of it. You can go back and watch much of it today, and it still stands up. I have no idea what they've been doing for probably the last 20 years or so, because yeah, I'm old (comparatively speaking). And it's not aimed at me.
But it didn't have to be aimed and juveniles, and it wasn't always.
Go back and find the hilarious and sorely missed Phil Hartmann's take on Reagan. The bit where Reagan plays the doddering dummy for the public, but when the cameras are turned off, and the kids are out of the room, he takes over. Like John Wayne, Machiavelli, and Mad Dog Mattis, all rolled into one.
It's great humor, and subtly poking fun at both sides of the divide on Reagan.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (Pz4pT)
Over at JihadWatch, a story that a Hamas linked imam will be part of the National Prayer Service.
Just lovely.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (J5mC3)
Don't think he had control over who was there
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (6gk0M)
Good time to bang her sister
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Set yourself up for some rodeo sex when she gets back from the
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (Jw9y+)
Get it? He's rich and white.
The Obama girls will be crack whores.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
Get it? They're black and from south Chicago.
Those are some funny jokes right there. Equally funny jokes.
Posted by: Esteban at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (t+w0L)
How does it feel to bully a 10 year old?
You're little and petty and mean.l
Posted by: mpfs at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (CVwqv)
I see on Wikipedia - In The News that Trump becoming president isn't news. I think they had Barry's inauguration up for a month
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (auHtY)
Third time's a charm.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:51 AM (PPu+l)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:52 AM (Pz4pT)
The largest rally outside of the United States was expected in London, where according to a Facebook group, about 37,000 were planning to attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
Really? How in the fark does Beso's blog know that 35,000 are mulling it over?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (auHtY)
They asked Google... who dug into the Catalyst data base...
You know, the 'Progressive' database that keeps track of... well... everything?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 11:52 AM (qf6WZ)
EVERY new president gets to pick out what they want in the residence and also soft furnishings for the oval office. king Putt had rust, but I think gold has been used often.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 21, 2017 11:52 AM (Jen0I)
I thought he wasn't on their side anymore? I'm so easily confused...
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:52 AM (kCDOM)
It's probably too much to hope that she gets fired or suspended, but a little public abuse might focus her attentions on the vicious and uncaring soul inside her.
Posted by: CBD at 11:13 AM
She'll probably be promoted to head writer.
The Rob Petrie spot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:52 AM (IqV8l)
"AMERICA IS A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS!!!!!"
"AMERICA FIRST IS RACIST!!!!"
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 11:53 AM (EdXI9)
performance yesterday was poor. I appreciate her just for being there to
do it though. Cute little thing.
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 11:44 AM
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She also chose to sing it live, no lip-syncing. Apparently, she is the first one to do that in a very long time.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (HiDrR)
And we all know that being on the autism spectrum makes you an emotionless, psychotic killer.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (bZ7mE)
"Flanangan" became "Fluh-NAY-gan".
...see?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (6gk0M)
http://bit.ly/2jj9811
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (WF5ei)
That's over my head.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (3jGss)
I just heard a little of Ashley Judd's rant on Fake News.
She is insane.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 11:47 AM (5TJzn)
****
I caught that and part of Elizabeth Warren spewing similar insanities.
I Hillary had won, this is what we would be dealing with 27/7.
Thank you, God, and bless the Presidency of Donald Trump.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (NqQAS)
1..
2...3???
Posted by: jukin Former Republican at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (q+V3v)
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (GUBah)
Prayers up. The south has been hit horribly the past several months. But we're just flyover country to the elitists in the NE corridor and the west coast.
Fortunately, we're made of tough stock and we'll pull together and overcome. God bless the families of those lost.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM (6gk0M)
No, ma'am, that's just your medical staff. But you can keep waving to them.
Posted by: Secret Service at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM (kCDOM)
Over at JihadWatch, a story that a Hamas linked imam will be part of the National Prayer Service.
Just lovely.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (J5mC3)
Don't think he had control over who was there
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (y3aQB)
It went like this...
Event Organizer: OK... we need an Imam to be inclusive...
Secret Service: Sorry, we can't find ANY that don't have some Jihadist ties... because... Its Islam Dude...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM (qf6WZ)
attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
******
Ooh, ooh, I can do this:
...another 36,000 were considering the possibility of attending, while approximately 33,000 were cogitating about it. And in late breaking news and additional 34,000 women are weighing their options.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:56 AM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:56 AM (6gk0M)
*****
Follow-up story- 632 women actually attended the event.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
They are all there hoping Trump will grab their Mish...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (qf6WZ)
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Either that or vice president.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (Nwg0u)
This writer went to Northwestern.
No wonder she has a little attitude.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (Sfs6o)
Over at JihadWatch, a story that a Hamas linked imam will be part of the National Prayer Service.
Just lovely.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:30 AM (J5mC3)
Don't think he had control over who was there
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (y3aQB)
It went like this...
Event Organizer: OK... we need an Imam to be inclusive...
Secret Service: Sorry, we can't find ANY that don't have some Jihadist ties... because... Its Islam Dude...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM
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Good points.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (PY9jH)
It could be 10 but the MFM will report 10,000
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 11:58 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM (Sfs6o)
It's as angry and large as they predicted.... Mostly because all the "stars" decided to come...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (6gk0M)
"Mr. Trump, you are no Berliner."
That's the message that hundreds of protesters in the German capital are carrying on signs as they rally outside the U.S. Embassy in solidarity with the Women's March in Washington.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)
Rich revealed, in a speech at PeaceLove 's May 2015 Peace of Mind Speaker Series, that she suffers from anxiety and panic disorder.[6]
Figures.
Posted by: Wontsubmit at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (zj+JZ)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 11:55 AM (wPiJc)
Do they have stats on how many women gave it a passing thought, or the numbers on those that considered it as a whim?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (8nSP1)
Posted by: Bitch Karma at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (bc2Lc)
Crud. I used to live down there when I was in grad school.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (J5mC3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jgdstsz
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (FC1lN)
Posted by: Moss Covered Rock in DC at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (PPu+l)
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Pretty sure it already did. But unfortunately there's Valtrex.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (EdXI9)
It's as angry and large as they predicted.... Mostly because all the "stars" decided to come...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
or is it like the Protesters last night... where if you looked you would find that more than half of the Protesters were actually Media carrying cameras.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (qf6WZ)
*****
An enemy that is difficult to battle because it hides in the shadows and is a master of blending into the background, shifting and elusive like a phantom.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (wPiJc)
-Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (j1Wvr)
I'll go-along with that notion, because I have a lack of "feelz".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (8nSP1)
Rachel Madcow losing it yesterday was delicious. And Tingle Leg Boy calling Trump's inaugural speech "Hitlerian" was predictable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)
Phil Hartman was America's John Cleese. He looked and sounded like the voice of authority but had the soul of a goofball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:27 AM (TRzoP)
Heh. I think the word you're looking for is "normal". Trump's family is too normal to be left alone by the Left.
The Left has declared war on normal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 21, 2017 12:02 PM (Ii4XQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:03 PM (FC1lN)
Rachel Madcow losing it yesterday was delicious. And Tingle Leg Boy calling Trump's inaugural speech "Hitlerian" was predictable.
I just watched Fox, although they had their share of critics too...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 11:57 AM
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Au contraire! I have it on good authority that her gown was designed by Le Charmin.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 12:04 PM (HiDrR)
Over at WZ, Canadians coming to the women's march were denied entry. In fact, they were held for a few hours, fingerprinted and interrogated.
Welcome back, rule of law.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:04 PM (J5mC3)
Oh if you haven't heard what Ashley Judd screeched today, you will.
It was insanity. I thought she was reading a bad poem -- but it was a speech....of disjointed nonsensical flow of consciousness.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (5TJzn)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (PPu+l)
They're comparing them to the dynasty that ruled Russia for 300 years. Are they saying the Trumps will have a line of succession that long? Or do they think Trump is Nicholas II and they are the commies to do him in?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (auHtY)
They have no dicks because anything with a "y" chromosome is instantly repelled by their screechiness.
Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Douger at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (eM6QK)
I can't believe the Trump administration expects me to buy my own crucifix and jar to piss in. We're truly an authoritarian dystopia now.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (Ii4XQ)
I honestly have avoided all the cry-bullying as much as possible so I don't know if they are insanely claiming that the ACA was a good thing so the repeal is bad or what.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (FC1lN)
They come across as a normal, loving family. For having been through such a long day, I thought the kids were remarkably well behaved.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)
...waging a war against our moral core.
When your core centers on killing babies it ain't moral sugartits
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bitch Karma at January 21, 2017 12:00 PM (bc2Lc)
.... And, needless to say, Barron is rich.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 12:05 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (GUBah)
Do I need to remind you why she "moves like a man?"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (97XyN)
The last time Ashley Judd went off the rails, her own sister said, publicly, that Ashley needs help.
Ashley Judd is far worse now than she was three years ago. She should be in a mental hospital.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (5TJzn)
-Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:01 PM (wPiJc)
I've heard of this.
Satan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYmimqAO1c
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (6gk0M)
Rachel
Madcow losing it yesterday was delicious. And Tingle Leg Boy calling
Trump's inaugural speech "Hitlerian" was predictable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)
Since the house of Romanov lasted 300 years and contained some of the greatest minds of the time ( and a few not so greats ) and was completely autocratic in the face of opposition, I suspect this is their surrender call.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 12:06 PM (8nSP1)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (wPiJc)
I think it's both great and hilarious that Ashley Judd is the face and voice of today's stupidity.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (5TJzn)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (PPu+l)
Oh well. First rule of crazy.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 21, 2017 12:07 PM (j1Wvr)
March your little feet off, lesbos!
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (Sfs6o)
They're just wishing someone would put them in a pit and throw grenades in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (39g3+)
At the very least, strapped to a bed.
Face down.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Katie Bich at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (Tyii7)
Meanwhile, the progressive left, as embodied in the Democratic party, continues to lose governerships and state houses of legislature.
But by all means, keep talking.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (Ii4XQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (sBOL1)
in the womb, raping them like the pedos they are or wishing them dead
when they are identified as conservative offspring.
Satan moves in their hearts.
not Satan, Moloch
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 21, 2017 12:09 PM (fJQAI)
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I'm surprised one of the leftist rags hasn't done a story about a woman buying sperm off of Craigslist, turkey basting herself, and then the gloroius, religious experience of her abortion.
/future Lena Dunam feature? Or Amy Schumer? I get them confused.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:09 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:09 PM (FC1lN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (Icpzl)
Posted by: ockham's stropping leather at January 21, 2017 11:19 AM (eYuGY)*
I never thought of that. A gun range in your basement, cool.
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (lmYrx)
Remember when Ray Nagin spoke of seeing angels of death and other nonsense?
That's what Ashley Judd was saying but far worse -- she was seeing swastikas wearing toupees and other wacky stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (5TJzn)
MSDNC is calling the Trumps the "new Romanovs."
So that makes democrats the Bolsheviks.But we already knew that
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (lKyWE)
Does their braindead audience even know who the Romanovs are? Most of those fools probably think it's a salad dressing.
Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: RM at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (U3LtS)
psychiatrists that spring up and are able to diagnose Barron based on
nothing more than what they see of him on television.
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (cAnNx)
I believe Rosie O'Donnell started that crap. A real "mother of the year," that one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)
Gawd these people are messed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
Does their braindead audience even know who the Romanovs are? Most of those fools probably think it's a salad dressing.
Russian,Russian, Russian! Donald is Russian!
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)
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I learned from Scott Adams (though he didn't say it directly) that the Left invents terms and phrases and tests them to see what sticks. They did it through Obama all the time. I'm sure many of us though it was goofy stuff he was coming up with himself.
In that same vein, Tingles didn't invent "Hitlerian". They're just testing stuff to see what sticks so they can spread it far and wide.
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (EdXI9)
The funny part about michael moore being the key person at this stupid women's rally is funny because he looks like a woman now.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (5TJzn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (6gk0M)
'All the world's indeed a range
and we are merely shooters.'
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (FC1lN)
unpeople to me. Anyway, anyone else believe Byron York sucks the man brat with gusto?
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (ymRuQ)
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So does Paul McCartney.
/I think it's a result of too much pot smoking...
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (ywNoU)
attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
******
Ooh, ooh, I can do this:
...another 36,000 were considering the possibility of attending, while approximately 33,000 were cogitating about it. And in late breaking news and additional 34,000 women are weighing their options.
Posted by: Muldoon
You forgot the 37,000 that have changed their minds, twice
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:09 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Sometimes the meanness here makes me break down and blubber...
Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Icpzl)
********
Chant leader: "What do we want?"
Crowd: "Sumpin or other!"
Chant leader: "When do we want it?"
Crowd: "Eventually!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (cAnNx)
The left has been psychoanalyzing conservatives since Goldwater, when a bunch of psychiatrists took out an ad in the NY Times claiming he was psychologically unfit to be president. None of these "experts" on Goldwater's mental state had ever met him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Ii4XQ)
Posted by: Katie Bich at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Tyii7)
psychiatrists that spring up and are able to diagnose Barron based on
nothing more than what they see of him on television.
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:08 PM (cAnNx)
I believe Rosie O'Donnell started that crap. A real "mother of the year," that one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)
Not just limited to the left. Idiot here last night was spouting it too.
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:13 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (EdXI9)
Exactly, having removed history from the classroom, only the LIVs who are curious enough to search Romanovs on the their smart phones will have any idea what "the Trumps are the new Romanovs" might mean.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (Jen0I)
/I think it's a result of too much pot smoking...
Soy.
that and being mostly a fag.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:09 PM (FC1lN)
Honestly, I think it is not as well thought out as that. It's the picture of them last night, be-jeweled and lovely... juxtaposed against seeing the family lined up and shot in a tiny room, laying in a heap of blood and crinoline and shattered bones and jewels, in a haze of smoke. Lifeless.
That's the fantasy. Angry and evil and not any more thought out than that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (Pz4pT)
and we are merely shooters.'
Posted by: garrett
*******
Classy! A Sir Francis Bacon quote!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (wPiJc)
This isn't funny enough, it's not even funny at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (EdXI9)
Chris Matthews couldn't even invent a cool clock.
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 12:14 PM (7qAYi)
Not just limited to the left. Idiot here last night was spouting it too.
Honestly? I think "people" are forgetting He's 10, and gangly for His age... I thought He acted fine...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (lKyWE)
That's only because they're still working on the Trump = Julius Caesar, Melania = Cleopatra angle.
But since they're on the Romanov schtick, is Tiffany supposed to be Anastasia?
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (GUBah)
Then lunch and more writing. Plus work through more of Patterson's Master Class.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (FC1lN)
the NEWS bit is the present hosts blowing each other and the ugly bitch looking on......waiting to lick the shit up......
Posted by: saf at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (+zN6H)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 21, 2017 12:11 PM (5TJzn)
He looks like Janet Reno's older sister.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (Ii4XQ)
She is getting LOL High-5's and fist bumps in the hallways and offices of 30 Rock right now as we speak.
Plan your viewing habits accordingly.
Posted by: Say Wot at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (uKJIC)
You know, the latest in chin, underarm, leg, and mish styles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (JO9+V)
Shame they didn't show the anarchists preventing Trump supporters from getting to the event.
This same paper came out and kind of sort of supported Trump just before the election, which enraged the progs. Damning with faint praise, as it were.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (2RVmA)
Unless I'm wrong, those can be counted at 74,000 which is unprecedented for hypothetical attendance at one of these rallies.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (8nSP1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 12:16 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:16 PM (wPiJc)
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Trump is really tall. Barron will probably be tall as well.
Also.. WTF. He's a freaking kid. I thought he was very well behaved, and the video of him paying peek a boo with his nephew while Trump was signing things was freaking adorable.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (7qAYi)
Crowd: *silent a moment* "If you don't know by now you never will!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Only because today's bolsheviks fantasize about shooting them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (oVJmc)
Obama's very fancy high school, Punahou, has a gun range in the basement.
He never even knew.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
That's my take. He's just at that "awkward" stage of development.
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)
As we all know, leftism is their religion. If you don't march in lockstep with them you are not just wrong, but wicked, evil.
It's going to be very ugly to watch a nonstop display of attractive traits of the left such as hypocrisy, projection, bias, seething anger, and their ends justifying any means possible.
Posted by: RM at January 21, 2017 12:18 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (PPu+l)
attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
******
Ooh, ooh, I can do this:
...another 36,000 were considering the possibility of attending, while approximately 33,000 were cogitating about it. And in late breaking news and additional 34,000 women are weighing their options.
Posted by: Muldoon
You forgot the 37,000 that have changed their minds, twice
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (2RVmA)
and the 337,000 who were gong to go, but found out the outfit they wanted to wear made their ass look big.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (qf6WZ)
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Awkward?
OMG.
His Dad is now President.
50% of the nation is in need of psychiatric help because of that fact. The poor kid is just trying to adjust. Like everyone else in the family. He has to be living in bizarro world right now.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: St Alfonzo at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 12:10 PM (lKyWE)
Wouldn't this be another hint at assassination?
If these scum aren't on your enemies' list already, there's something wrong with you.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (/x6xU)
Opportunity knocks, for the single 'rons!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (p09tx)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (J5mC3)
I thought it was pretty funny that after Pence was sworn in he had to tell his mom to get out of the way so Pence's family could get back into their seats.
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 12:20 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 21, 2017 12:20 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (/x6xU)
We can make fun of her, but I'd recommend keeping one's hands, and any other parts, off her.
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 12:20 PM (7qAYi)
very well behaved, and the video of him paying peek a boo with his
nephew while Trump was signing things was freaking adorable.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:17 PM (J5mC3)
I loved that. Our son at 10 could barely sit still for half an hour. I used to give him The Look in church, and that would calm him down.
Boys are goofy at that age. Barron comes across as a typical boy, but probably better behaved than most.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)
attend, and more than 35,000 were mulling it over.
******
Ooh, ooh, I can do this:
...another 36,000 were considering the possibility of attending, while approximately 33,000 were cogitating about it. And in late breaking news and additional 34,000 women are weighing their options.
Posted by: Muldoon
You forgot the 37,000 that have changed their minds, twice
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 12:12 PM (2RVmA)
and the 337,000 who were gong to go, but found out the outfit they wanted to wear made their ass look big.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (qf6WZ)
And then there's 2.6 million that are seesawing between going to the march or going to the sale at the mall.
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 12:21 PM (GUBah)
In slaps at Michelle Fields and the Weiner, Huma showed up yesterday with bare arms, and no wedding ring.
Opportunity knocks, for the single 'rons!
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She probably had sex with both Weiner and Hillary. And she's Muslim.
If I was a man, I'd consider her freaking radioactive.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:21 PM (J5mC3)
nothing more than what they see of him on television.
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Drive-by diagnosis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 12:21 PM (Nwg0u)
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Awkward?
OMG.
His Dad is now President.
50% of the nation is in need of psychiatric help because of that fact. The poor kid is just trying to adjust. Like everyone else in the family. He has to be living in bizarro world right now.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:19 PM (J5mC3)
Yeah, and enough of this spectrum bullshit which was even commented on here by somebody.
He's a kid for cryin' out loud. Ten fucking years old.
These prog scum who attack him should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
If anyone here is on it maybe a "Thanks for the data point. Liberalism is indeed a mental disorder." reply would be in order.
Posted by: teej at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (iMDvh)
*******
She is an accomplished adult. Why, she and 34,999 have mulled over the possibility of becoming Pediatric Cardiologists.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (wPiJc)
As far as the propriety of targeting the president's family members is concerned, we know these people haven't had a scintilla of taste or class since at least 2000. Every day will bring a fresh outrage, each more disgusting than the last. With someone like Trump at the helm, at least we know their insolence will be returned with a curse.
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (LBO1U)
She's an unintelligent, unattractive, spoiled Lib.... What else is there to say...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 21, 2017 12:23 PM (O2RFr)
As a matter of fact, knock it off with the boutique definitions of 'autism,' where simple awkwardness or aloofness is redefined as a disability.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (wPiJc)
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I read that the only thing holding her back was the lack of the limerick gene.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2017 12:24 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (wPiJc)
It's a correspondence course, isn't it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2017 12:24 PM (rF0hx)
*******
She is an accomplished adult. Why, she and 34,999 have mulled over the possibility of becoming Pediatric Cardiologists.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM (wPiJc)
I'm not going to give her any breaks now, because she IS an adult, but I do remember how awkward she was at that age, when she was quite homely and her parents were as phony about being parents as they were about everything else.
What a horrible way to grow up. I don't how pampered and rich she is now, that's a miserable world to be in for a kid.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 12:24 PM (Pz4pT)
I meant physically awkward. Lots of the "OMG something's wrong with him!" commentary is based on his physical movement. Most boys at that age, especially when they're taller than their age would indicate, have all the bodily grace of a baby giraffe on ice, or as my mother would say, "he's still growing into his size."
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 12:25 PM (GUBah)
/97% of climate scientists
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:25 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 12:25 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (J5mC3)
>If I was a man, I'd consider her freaking radioactive.
I'd use a Rental, but I am pretty sure it's a violation of the Rental Agreement.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:22 PM
They all asked themselves "Is this something aorta do?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (p09tx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (salu2)
#stillnottiredofwinning
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Huma at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (PE4sW)
Kid probably just went thru a growth spurt. If someone grows an inch or more in a few months, it takes a while to figure out where your hands and feet are newly located.
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (lmYrx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*****
On-line, self-paced study, open book test. And best of all, you get a certificate at the end!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 12:27 PM (wPiJc)
Her account went private almost immediately after the post. Twitter is not for people who text drunk or stoned, or without some pause for consideration: is this wise?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:27 PM (39g3+)
As a matter of fact, knock it off with the boutique definitions of 'autism,' where simple awkwardness or aloofness is redefined as a disability.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:23 PM (oVJmc)
It is a shame, because the autism "spectrum" concept is much closer to reality than a yes/no diagnosis.
However, like everything else in mental health, it will get abused because there are too many idiots out there doing the diagnosing, and too many people who will insist on, as you suggest, when Johnny misbehaves, it must be autism spectrum stuff, rather than he's a rotten kid and you are bad parents.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 12:27 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 12:27 PM (ymRuQ)
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Assassination Chic.
"Assassination is patriotism"
They are sick and deranged, and mean us grave harm.
Why was Chuck Schumer talking up the Civil War and not our American Revolution?
Posted by: Mega at January 21, 2017 12:27 PM (EdXI9)
I don't mind edgy and even offensive comedy. I don't mind people getting crud and nasty, as long as its funny. This is the part that bothered me during the Bush administration. Even really brilliant guys like Bill Burr were doing it; when things were going weak they'd throw off a "chimp" or "Bush is stupid" line and the crowd claps like seals, but it wasn't ever funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)
There was a joke I read during the Iraq War when Bush was President, and we had an international coalition as allies.
I don't remember it exactly, but it was something along the lines of "Defense Secretary Rumsfeld informed the President that there was a terrorist bombing in Baghdad, and a Brazilian soldier was killed."
Bush replied, "Oh, no, that's terrible. How many is that exactly?"
That joke played on the "Bush is an idiot" meme, and that he couldn't tell the difference between "Brazilian" and "bazillion", but I thought it was funny.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 12:28 PM (sdi6R)
But a homeschool shooting? That means that Barron would ...
... ah.
(So it begins.)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 21, 2017 12:28 PM (baz6p)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 12:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:29 PM (oVJmc)
She is insane.
But she's got A GREAT ASS!!!
Posted by: Lt. Vincent Hanna at January 21, 2017 12:29 PM (qJhUV)
Fox showing the dumb ass March for women protest...*eye roll* Also
showing Mattis at his first day on the job visiting the pentagon. Talk
about a study in contrast
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2017 12:26 PM (PE4sW)
Let's call this wymyn's crap what it is: Celebration of Death for the Unborn
And Mattis at the Pentagon is getting me all giddy. Time to turn the Left's social experiment with our military around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)
I sure hope the left practices the same "hands off the kids" approach that was expected of us these past 8 years. Not to mention Baby Chelsea, still off limits even though she has kids of her own and wades in whenever she sees fit to do so.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 21, 2017 12:30 PM (W2wn0)
Wonderful, Microsoft's flood of update bits continues unrestrained.
After every update, I have to reinstall my internet access software. I just leave the disk right in the drive now. Uninstall, boot, reinstall, every day, and then go buy more bandwidth.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 21, 2017 12:30 PM (wAhX6)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0LQ4f)
That's pretty sad. Learning how to be a card shark to take money from little kids in poker games. Tsk tsk.
Posted by: St Alfonzo at January 21, 2017 12:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 12:25 PM
Bucking for CoB status, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 12:31 PM (p09tx)
See that at least is kind of clever; probably the punchline would have been better with "A Brazilian? I didn't think we had that many soldiers deployed!"
I remember Dana Carvey's Bush the elder, he wasn't a dunce or incompetent or evil, he was just strangely formal and his speech patterns were very distinct, it was funny and memorable without being cruel or hateful. That's the kind of political humor we need. People need to go back and watch Carson, learn from his political humor. Gentle, well meaning jabs that still are funny and cutting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
It's great humor, and subtly poking fun at both sides of the divide on Reagan.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (Pz4pT)
I just found it. Thanks!
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
________
I'm still amaized at how quickly we resort to puns around here.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (baz6p)
"These women are protesting because they don't have dicks?"
Not all of them, this is the left after all, gender is a choice.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (d3wbb)
I am heartily sick to the point of anger of the modern culture's need to define anyone who isn't gregarious, outgoing, and energetic as somehow damaged or ill. That boy is shy, I bet he has asperger's! That girl doesn't talk much, she must be autistic! Children have a wide range of behavior and personality that is perfectly normal and healthy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (39g3+)
Carvey played him as an awkward nerd. Which is kind of a fond take, really, certainly nothing like an Alec Baldwin smear job on Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:35 PM (oVJmc)
See that at least is kind of clever; probably the punchline would have been better with "A Brazilian? I didn't think we had that many soldiers deployed!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
That was probably more like it. Like I said, I don't remember exactly how it went.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 12:36 PM (sdi6R)
After 8 or 9 games still at 50% give or take.
My main problem seems to be getting focused on one corner of the board where I'm getting ready to drop the hammer and forgetting about an opponent's bishop over here in the opposite corner. Stuff like that.
Posted by: teej at January 21, 2017 12:36 PM (iMDvh)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 21, 2017 12:37 PM (fJQAI)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 21, 2017 12:37 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2017 12:38 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 21, 2017 12:38 PM (baz6p)
I think it's actually gone worse than that, where it's trendy to claim you or yours have 'autistic' tendencies.
As someone who deals with a genuinely, classic autistic child 24/7, I'm not amused at snowflakes who want to feel special because they don't like polyester.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chelsea at January 21, 2017 12:40 PM (bL+pl)
And all we'll get is "nazi-rapist-pisses on women -grab em by the mish-hates Mexicans blah blah blah" They need to step back from the bubble they are in and look at what is out there to take advantage of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 12:40 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 12:41 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 11:50 AM (Pz4pT)
I just found it. Thanks!
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (3jGss)
I misspelled Hartman's name, which I will correct, because he was brilliant. Phil Hartman, a man of great talent. He is missed.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 12:41 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Brown Line at January 21, 2017 12:43 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 12:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
"Trump's pre-election campaign was regarded by many to have alienated a large section of the female population"
IIRC, the breakdown was far more racial than gender.
And with a woman candidate no less, who they thought would own the women's vote.
"and he has been criticized for his aggressive behavior toward his rival Hillary Clinton."
Can't be mean to the girl, because 'equality.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:44 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah my sister in law is fixated on it. She was molested, abused, and mistreated as a foster child and passed around from house to house, so she turned out a wreck and had learning problems. She's convinced she's autistic and that's her lens for everything. Her two daughters are brilliant and talented, but awkward because of their intellect, so she's convinced they're somehow autistic. I do think its some kind of badge of honor for some parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)
That's right. Even the commenters here who supported him make fun of all those things and more.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 12:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2017 12:45 PM (0tfLf)
Looks like someone in Sydney gave 'em a dose of sod-off-swampy.
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 12:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 12:47 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:47 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 12:48 PM (PPu+l)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6uapla
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (FC1lN)
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She's not wearing a pussy hat.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 12:48 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bill Quick at January 21, 2017 12:54 PM (CnpeP)
Posted by: Kyle Smith at January 21, 2017 12:54 PM (aHLpx)
Posted by: St Alfonzo at January 21, 2017 12:55 PM (BO/km)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6uapla
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:42 AM (FC1lN)
Would. Definitely. Hit.
Oh crap, so her sign is right after all.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 12:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 12:56 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: Avi at January 21, 2017 12:58 PM (sYdnc)
Posted by: Avi at January 21, 2017 12:58 PM (sYdnc)
Nah, Trump shouldn't do that. No need to demand that they fire her. He should revoke that stuff for NBC automatically, not because of this stupid cunt.
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 01:01 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:03 PM (qJhUV)
I'm still amaized at how quickly we resort to puns around here.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 21, 2017 12:34 PM (baz6p)
Commenters here a very punctual.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:03 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 12:56 PM (CQny9)
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What's so special about her? Is she Zorro's daughter?
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:03 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Cheri at January 21, 2017 01:04 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2017 01:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 01:05 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: FireHorse
Commenters here a very punctual.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Its common when you have no other options to punt
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Scarlett Johansson is speaking now. She is not wearing a pussy hat, but her hairstyle looks like a weird parody of Trump's.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Scarlett Johansson is speaking now. She is not wearing a pussy hat, but her hairstyle looks like a weird parody of Trump's.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:07 PM (sdi6R)
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So disappointed with her. She's supporting the same people who reviled her. It's seems to be like "beaten wife syndrome".
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:11 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: emdfl at January 21, 2017 01:11 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Autism is easier to accept than Borderline Personality Disorder, which, given your description of her abuse history, is probably a more accurate diagnosis.
Among the dirty secrets about personality disorders is that many people with them have horrific abuse histories, and pee-sigh-chiatrists have nothing for them. No pills, no cures, so they tend not to diagnose them.
However, women especially, when they misbehave in the various ways mental patients misbehave, will be given a Borderline diagnosis, because it explains away treatment "non-compliance."
There is effective treatment for BPD, but it has little/nothing to do with drug regimens. It's mostly about hard work on the part of the patient, and so many people never get it. It's easier to go through life being mislabeled, and/or blaming others for one's failure to get better.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 01:11 PM (Pz4pT)
"At a time when our human family is beset by grave humanitarian crises demanding far-sighted and united political responses, I pray that our decisions will be guided by the rich spiritual and ethical values that have shaped the history of the American people and your nation's commitment to the advancement of human dignity and freedom worldwide"
Is the Pope saying Trump should bomb ISIS and overthrow the governments of Iran and Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:11 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: qmark at January 21, 2017 01:12 PM (++OJB)
Posted by: RM at January 21, 2017 12:18 PM (U3LtS)
But it will be from OUTSIDE the White House this time.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:12 PM (3jGss)
"We know who the enemy is." Care to elaborate on that, Toots? Should I be packing my bag for the camps?
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:12 PM (sdi6R)
So disappointed with her. She's supporting the same people who reviled her. It's seems to be like "beaten wife syndrome".
I wonder if Whedon's been pressuring the people in his orbit who didn't seem to be 100% down with the Revolution.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:14 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2017 01:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:11 PM (rH4JY)
That's how I interpreted it.
The Fresh Pope is one sly dog.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2017 01:17 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:17 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Klavan made a good point: the show runners do not have to practice really overt pressure- they just say something like: "Let's all go to the Obama fundraiser" and then the actor/ess has to decide whether they ever want to work for him again.
It is the perfect kind of pressure because the person does it to themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 01:17 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 21, 2017 01:18 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: RM at January 21, 2017 12:18 PM (U3LtS)
But it will be from OUTSIDE the White House this time.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:12 PM (3jGss)
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I know these people are in the minority.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:18 PM (Fmupd)
They were all black, and they were all killed. Racism, straight up.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Soona
IIRC several years ago, they tried to bully her into not supporting an Israeli company, but she did not back down then.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:19 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 01:19 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 21, 2017 01:21 PM (YmHYa)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:22 PM (wPiJc)
Psst: The Sikh probably agrees with Trump you guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 01:23 PM (92kX2)
Basically, he said that if you make fun of conservatives, both conservatives and liberals will laugh. If you make fun of liberals, though, conservatives will laugh and liberals will get angry.
Of course, this also presumes the jokes are good, as opposed to the scribble-a-Hitler-mustache-on-Trump's-picture-level humor they crank out these days.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:23 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: garrett
*****
I've long suspected that you were a globularist!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:23 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)
Who can tell them all apart? Negroes, I mean. *giggle*
Posted by: Feminist Millennial at January 21, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+)
And she's done. What a nasty bitch.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:25 PM (rH4JY)
Oh, here we go. "My Palestinian grandmother who lives in occupied territory."
She's from Detroit?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:26 PM (lKyWE)
"Trump referred to himself only 3 times during speech; we 45 times, you 24 times"
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/trump-referred- 3-times-speech-45-times-24-times/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 01:27 PM (tHwdc)
Well, next time back the winner.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:27 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:19 PM (rH4JY)
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This is what I mean. These people reviled her for that, but when a friend of Israel is elected, she's out there denigrating him.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:27 PM (Fmupd)
This account's Tweets are protected.
Only confirmed followers have access to @katiemaryrich's Tweets and complete profile.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 01:28 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Your Betters in the MSM at January 21, 2017 01:29 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:30 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:30 PM (sdi6R)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbjfu9h
This is the same guy who, during one of TB's podcasts, wished death upon people who weren't all aboard the "gay marriage" train. Stay classy, asshole.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 21, 2017 01:31 PM (jV8Mq)
Shhhhhhh don't help them!
Jimmy Fallon's Trump impression is probably the best as far as classic SNL impressions could look. I thought the skit he did with the Fuller House cast where he is in bed was kinda cute. But the left has decided he is not being hard enough or cruel enough to Trump, so the rest of them will miss the boat on a decent parody.
Which I actually want!! We are Americans we safely and freely can poke fun at anyone. By all means parody power, just do it with decency and wit. It is the US way.
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2017 01:32 PM (o2yR3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbjfu9h
This is the same guy who, during one of TB's podcasts, wished death upon people who weren't all aboard the "gay marriage" train. Stay classy, asshole.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 21, 2017 01:31 PM (jV8Mq)
I have said this before, and will say it again: The greatest thing Trump has done is to have them rip their masks off WILLINGLY.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:30 PM (0OG8D)
Nice!
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (T7t+x)
Yeah. Why does it always take them forever to get ready?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 21, 2017 01:34 PM (Tyii7)
The pussy hats are made of actual pussy? The women's movement has taken a dark turn.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:36 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: rickl
The Pilgrims picked it up from us New England Native Americans, not the other way around.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 21, 2017 01:37 PM (rH4JY)
Yeah. Why does it always take them forever to get ready?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)
Well, they all had to go to the bathroom together to.... soooooo....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 01:37 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: St Alfonzo at January 21, 2017 01:37 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:38 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:39 PM (PPu+l)
To a Utilitarian, all the world is a Toolbox.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:39 PM (PPu+l)
Bystander: "You said 'racism' twice."
Speaker: "I like racism!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:40 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
I knew we should never have hired the Ed Gein millinery company as our supplier.
Posted by: March Organizer at January 21, 2017 01:40 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah. Why does it always take them forever to get ready?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)
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Rally announcement: Girls! Girls! Attention please. We'll start marching as soon as some of us take the rocks out of our twats.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (PPu+l)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (wPiJc)
Regardless of his politics, why does he foment these purposeless tacky anger fests of stupidness?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:38 PM (3jGss)
Because he's the only rich guy on the planet that can't get laid?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)
These nutters. The same philosophy that claims black people knew how to fly until jealous whitey killed all the flying negros.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:42 PM (T7t+x)
Ummmmm...okay. Please. Continue...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:41 PM (qJhUV)
Well... if current evolution theory is correct... we are ALL from Africa if you go back far enough.
Crap! We're all African American! I need to start putting that down on forms!
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
I knew we should never have hired the Ed Gein millinery company as our supplier.
Posted by: March Organizer
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As ex-president Barack Obama said recently, citing that great American historical figure Atticus Finch, "You never really understand a person until you have walked a mile in his skin."
(Farewell Address to the Nation)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 01:44 PM (nN3W/)
It's his profit center.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:45 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 01:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 01:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (CQny9)
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That is the only bright spot in this clusterfuck. If only five to ten percent of the women there have their eyes opened to the shitweasels putting this event on, then I'd say this march has served a greater purpose.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (yx0Ld)
The same philosophy that claims black people knew how to fly until jealous whitey killed all the flying negros.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:42 PM (T7t+x)
Little known fact : The Flying Negros was a family of trapeze artist who perormed with an all black circus before whitey circuses shut them down
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (lKyWE)
A veritable Goulash of Grievance™
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Thug Moms at January 21, 2017 01:49 PM (Tyii7)
Trumps Improvised Path to a Month of Executive Action
hahahaha Wasington COMpost having a Sadz
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 01:49 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (oVJmc)
That would be WRONG, paleface!
Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Running Low on Xanax" Warren at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Zombie Waylon Jennings at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (0OG8D)
A veritable Goulash of Grievance
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (wPiJc)
Cornucopia of Complaint?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 01:44 PM (nN3W/)
same % as Lilithfair attendees
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 01:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:51 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 01:51 PM (yx0Ld)
A veritable Goulash of Grievance
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:48 PM (wPiJc)
Cornucopia of Complaint?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 01:50 PM (qf6WZ)
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A bastion of bitches.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:52 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 21, 2017 01:53 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: biancaneve
I mean, if they went there, they're probably having an ecstatic time. They'll tell their kids and grandkids about it if there are any left unaborted. They probably also believe in "save the planet, kill the humans" philosophy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:53 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:53 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:53 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 01:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:54 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:55 PM (oVJmc)
A brigade of bimbos
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:55 PM (lKyWE)
And Michael Moore was just right in front of my source, followed by Jesse Jackson. So many possibilities!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:55 PM (CQny9)
Muslimo-Koreo-Africo-lesbian-American speaker: "Golly skipper! You told me to gather ALL the coconuts on the island!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (Ju1Gh)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2017 01:56 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (Tyii7)
speechifying and there are too many people to march so they're supposed
to cancel the march.
I blame THE MAN!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (qJhUV)
To a Utilitarian, all the world is a Toolbox.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 01:39 PM (PPu+l)
518 Because he's the only rich guy on the planet that can't get laid?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)
521 #510: Yes, and some people are bigger "tools" than others.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 01:43 PM (0OG8D)
525 It's his profit center.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:44 PM (oVJmc)
Thanks. Y'all are mensches.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 01:57 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (3jGss)
I hope someone reads an inspirational excerpt from "Chicken Soup For The Soul".
I've been wanting to use the line, "poultry in emulsion".
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (rH4JY)
Ha.
Shoulda had a man plan it out, ladies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
Money, but it also feeds his ego. Remember when he tried o be the face of Occupy and they laughed at and spit on him because he's super rich and obviously cares nothing for their concerns? He used to be cool, he got a front row seat at the DNC in the VIP box. He wants that back. He wants to be the "leader of the resistance"
Posted by: Feminist Millennial at January 21, 2017 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 01:55 PM (CQny9)
So they miscalculated and it's actually a Billion Woman March, but they can't march?
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 01:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (jRdaV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (Ju1Gh)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (rH4JY)
Do you think they bring their own strap-on for the woman to use?
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2017 02:00 PM (cAnNx)
Natural
Trimmed
Racing stripe
Hardwood
Just to keep in the spirit of the outerwear
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (Tyii7)
Wait, they said they'd have the biggest gathering ever, called it a "million women march" and then say they have "too many" to march?
More like "we're incompetent and cannot organize, and the march is too haaaaaaaaard"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (CQny9)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 02:02 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Furious George at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (lKyWE)
@matt_nelson
If you're looking at these rallies and not smiling like an idiot at the pure American awesomeness of it I suggest you look closer
Oh they are smiling like idiots all right...
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (jRdaV)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 01:58 PM (wPiJc)
Go to your room.
*****
Okay, maybe I'll save it for the Food Thread.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Ju1Gh)
I'm guessing a lot are married to some form of a male.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MIL-DOT at January 21, 2017 02:04 PM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
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"It's cold and I gotta go pee".
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
They did the mish. They did the monthta mish. It smelt like week old fish.
Posted by: Boris Karloff at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (8J/Te)
pure American awesomeness of it I suggest you look closer
I'll pass. Fresh out of eye bleach.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (Ju1Gh)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:06 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Wouldn't want to be burdened with a blister.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:05 PM (wPiJc)
They didn't show up wearing sensible shoes
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 02:07 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 02:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:07 PM (0OG8D)
Dang, I can't turn away.
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 02:07 PM (GsAUU)
A cacophony of...
Yeah not going there
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (lKyWE)
A cotillion of...
Yeah, no.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:07 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 02:08 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 02:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 02:08 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 02:08 PM (Ju1Gh)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
*****
I got sent to my room for much less than that, just a few comments ago. Where is the justice?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:09 PM (wPiJc)
Money, but it also feeds his ego. Remember when he tried o be the face of Occupy and they laughed at and spit on him because he's super rich and obviously cares nothing for their concerns? He used to be cool, he got a front row seat at the DNC in the VIP box. He wants that back. He wants to be the "leader of the resistance"
Posted by: Feminist Millennial at January 21, 2017 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Thank you.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:09 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (JO9+V)
In case you didn't get it, this has nothing to do with women, people of color, Muslim-Americans, or immigrants. It's Communist revolutionaries from top to bottom.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (sdi6R)
I kinda like tintinnabulation. An homage to Edgar Allan Poe.
On second thought, that's an insult to him.
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (T7t+x)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:09 PM (wPiJc)
You're a repeat offender.
Also a blog treasure.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2017 02:10 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 02:11 PM (wPiJc)
https://youtu.be/-mTUmczVdik
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 02:12 PM (Ju1Gh)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 02:12 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 02:13 PM (rH4JY)
Yeah not going there
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 21, 2017 02:03 PM (lKyWE)
A cotillion of...
Yeah, no.
A cavalcade of...
Okay, me neither
Posted by: tu3031 at January 21, 2017 02:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mad hatter at January 21, 2017 02:17 PM (g6vtR)
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:18 PM (3jGss)
At least they will get exercise endorphins today? I love my sis, but I cannot convince her Trump will not take away gay and women rights.
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2017 02:18 PM (jRdaV)
OTOH Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny--or relevant--for years. Just overgrown kids playing with their poo poo in their little sandbox.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 21, 2017 02:20 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 02:13 PM (rH4JY)
Yep.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:20 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:21 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 02:22 PM (yx0Ld)
So, I appreciate you saying that I deserve similar treatment.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:25 PM (0OG8D)
All services are required to have a gay priest and an imam present.
Posted by: Sancho at January 21, 2017 02:26 PM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Ben What's His Name at January 21, 2017 02:26 PM (T7t+x)
I thought the word we were trying to avoid saying was crybabies.
Now it all makes more sense, what with those hats and all.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 21, 2017 02:31 PM (0OG8D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC9hTrX9oNk
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:33 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2017 02:33 PM (l/LOW)
Yeah not going there
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
A cotillion of...
Yeah, no.
A cavalcade of...
Okay, me neither
Posted by: tu3031
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: clown at January 21, 2017 02:34 PM (DNPz2)
Well, then.
Posted by: m at January 21, 2017 02:39 PM (3jGss)
It will always be easy to rustle up a big crowd for leftist demonstrations in DC and the other blue oasises.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 21, 2017 02:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2017 02:22 PM (yx0Ld)
They're so touch with their feminine side that they get periods.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 21, 2017 02:42 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 21, 2017 03:04 PM (1hVc5)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 21, 2017 03:07 PM (1hVc5)
They at war with us. See is like we see Isis. Do you worry about hypocrisy or principle fighting ? Leftism is their religion you are apostates trying to fight their church
Posted by: Shiggz at January 21, 2017 03:13 PM (1hVc5)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 21, 2017 03:30 PM (1hVc5)
Posted by: Shiggz
'Tis a sad hour for all of our Betters™ in the media.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2017 03:32 PM (DNPz2)
On their way out they both start fighting over who got the best weaves.
Posted by: Jack at January 21, 2017 03:44 PM (YX9fV)
Posted by: Jack at January 21, 2017 03:44 PM (YX9fV)
Posted by: Jack at January 21, 2017 03:45 PM (YX9fV)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at January 21, 2017 04:33 PM (ZTIL2)
I see raging jealousy in these remarks.
You're like Michelle Obama when Barry was doing selfies with the Danish broad.
Posted by: Learn Some History at January 21, 2017 04:34 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 21, 2017 04:56 PM (dZGNV)
"Dammit, Jimmy, don't make me have to kill you!"
"Gee, Dutch, you've changed."
"Yeah, fine, whatever. Now get out!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 21, 2017 06:26 PM (UUFoE)
Posted by: Joe Mack at January 23, 2017 12:18 AM (+wjl1)
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