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Overnight Open Thread (21 Jan 2017)

Must've been a rare Pokemon on the loose today as Hillary's army of dead enders invade Washington DC as CNN provides blanket coverage.

Hollywood

In Hollywood, being open-minded about Trump is worse than rape.

Deranged

For your enjoyment. Here are the most unhinged reactions to Trump's Inauguration yet. Keep it coming idiots.

Zuckerberg

Isn't this guy for open borders? Mark Zuckerberg sues to keep native Hawaiians off his $100 million beachfront estate.

Marine Barracks

I think I'm going to DC this summer to watch this.

Education

Educators hypocritically rip Molly DeVos after crying for 16 years about massive federal meddling. Well, progs usually are hypocritical.

SCOTUS Nom

Hmmmm. Potential nominee profile: Neil Gorsuch.

Airwolf Theme

Hair

Hmmm, I don't know. Body armor of the future could be made of human hair.

Lobster Blood

Lobster blood could be the next best thing to help treat warts, shingles. No real scientific tests have been conducted.

Navy Cats

Felix the Cat and the Tomcatters of the US Navy.

Journalism

Yeah, it has been a really bad week for journalism. I doubt it'll get better anytime soon either.

Cat Video

The Empire Scratches Back.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the Radium Cap:

Top cat pic via

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Comments

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1 *Plants Flag*

Moar Winning

It just keeps happening.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:09 PM (6gk0M)

2 First?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 21, 2017 10:09 PM (JNDQi)

3 I'm not sure how long I'll make it, Horde, but I wanted to say hello.

That Nooooooooooo SJW has to be related to Michael Moore. It looks like a very close inbred relative.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2017 10:10 PM (+eR2D)

4 Ok, I concede this one to you slap.....but next time......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 21, 2017 10:10 PM (JNDQi)

5 *grins*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:10 PM (6gk0M)

6

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:11 PM (tHwdc)

7 Must've been a rare Pokemon on the loose today as Hillary's army of dead enders invade Washington DC as CNN provides blanket coverage.

Why it's almost like the Democratic Party's political partisans at CNN are enjoying the anti-Trump protests.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

8 Hmmm....

My "First?" comment must have gotten chewed up...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 21, 2017 10:12 PM (Saqzi)

9 when I get a bad headache I'll try anything, even a radium cap

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:12 PM (Om16U)

10 Silly protesters. You're just going to get more wrath.

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (7qAYi)

11 I can't think of enough horrible things to say about Ashely Judd. I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now. The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Just painful to watch. Should I just unfriend any people who thought this was cool? Because I can't stand to see their shit anymore on my feed.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1)

12 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (NOIQH)

13 Nooooooooooo SJW looks at camera before commencing scream. so fake

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (Om16U)

14 From the Sargon of Akkad link someone posted on the last thread:

A phrase I do not want to hear ever for at least 4 years is "Let me be clear." Dammit, speak clearly then! If you have to say "Let me be clear" I check my backside for the corncob you are trying to shove up it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (92kX2)

15 Is Biker Kitteh real? I want it to be.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (/cksx)

16 Radium Cap?

Hmmm....

Can we get enough of those for the White House Press Corps.

You could put their names on it and a propeller on the top.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (4ErVI)

17 OK, a top 20 maybe?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (lJW6d)

18 Good evening Horde! Whiskey coke

Posted by: zeera at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (giJZj)

19 Oh damn, guess lobster blood can't treat wars anymore.

Lurch Kerry should have sent some to Syria (paid for by his second wife's first husband's trust fund) while he had the chance.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (WidQN)

20 I saw an idiot wearing a pink vagina watchma...uh, watchwoma...watchperson's cap while we were out for dinner tonight.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:15 PM (hJamr)

21 Sigh.

Something must be wrong with me.

I'm a female in a male workplace, and yes, I suppose I have been discriminated against to some extent.

Am I bitter?

No.

Am I angry?

No.

Do I hate men?

No.

Would those same thing have happened if I was man?

Maybe.

The idea of joining a bunch of hysterics screaming beucause they're "second class citizens" has no appeal to me. And, in fact, I'm embarrassed for my gender.

Personally, I choose not to be a victim, real or imagined.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 10:15 PM (J5mC3)

22 Ashley Judd has a great ass! Too bad she's got her head all the way up it.

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (XoldI)

23 Seen on Twitter today:

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (VcrO8)

24 Woot woot and woot, ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (voOPb)

25
I don't understand that top picture of the biker with that furry thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (fVDA+)

26 Happy Nobama Day!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

27 Thanks, CDR M. Finally some cats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (rH4JY)

28 If someone tried to sell the radium cap to Sheila Jackson Lee, would she wear it?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:16 PM (6FqZa)

29 Radium Cap?

-
Do they work better than tinfoil?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Nwg0u)

30 22 Ashley Judd has a great ass! Too bad she's got her head all the way up it.

I believe it's called a "Puffy Scamper", no?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (lJW6d)

31 Oh, this was new...

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (PPu+l)

32 Because I can't stand to see their shit anymore on my feed.

Just make note of it and hide it. I use it so I don't have to read huffpo or any of the other goofy sites to know what they are up to. I can't stand the other 98% crap and the Occupy Democrats crap.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (hJamr)

33 11 I can't think of enough horrible things to say about Ashely Judd. I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now. The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Just painful to watch. Should I just unfriend any people who thought this was cool? Because I can't stand to see their shit anymore on my feed.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1)

That should be run by every candidate and ever political pac for the 2018 elections.

Yup, independents and moderates are going to support this. NOT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)

34 So you think that Donald Trump, one of the richest, and now most powerful man in the world, is literally worse than Adolf Hitler - and you want to piss him off?

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (7qAYi)

35 My lefty friend said she would never unfriend someone on FB over politics. AS usual, lying lefty hypocrites. I stopped following her amygdala-milking bukakke of terror a long time ago.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (tHwdc)

36 Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (lJW6d)

37 shibumi

-
You're a mediocre female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

38 Caturday!

The First Caturday of the Trumpening!

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (GsAUU)

39 Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?
--

They are visiting a gay couple in Palm Springs.

So... no.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 10:19 PM (J5mC3)

40 shibumi : yes, if you run into an asshole who's male, chances are he's been an asshole to other men too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

41 not that it's that much of a comfort, because hey, you just done got pooped on by an asshole

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

42 >>1 I can't think of enough horrible things to say about Ashely Judd. I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now...

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)


Mis Hum is a chick?

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:20 PM (PPu+l)

43 Gutfeld started his show off really funny.

He and his elitist, snobbby guests then proceeded to tell us how most of the protests were peaceful (yay!). They then looked down their noses at Spicer and criticized his "combativeness".

One stupid skirt said that "Obama won the crowd size thing and the soaring rhetoric thing , let it go".

I hate these fifth columnists FAR worse than any deranged leftoids.

They will never get it.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 21, 2017 10:20 PM (wpG6p)

44 >>Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?
--

>>They are visiting a gay couple in Palm Springs.


Someone's tossing the Salad!


Posted by: Danald Trump's Forhead Merkin at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (PPu+l)

45 Ashley Judd: also, an asshole.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

46 Yeah, DD#3 was REALLY mad at the guy who thought Trump being inaugurated was worse than 9/11.

She was cussin' up a storm and ready to rip the guy a new one.

*wipes tear away*

I'm so proud of that kid - I done taught her right.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (Saqzi)

47 I can vouch for the effectiveness of Radium Cap.

If I were alive I would wear one to protest Donald Trump, who does not sufficiently appreciate the contribution of neutrons to the universe.

Posted by: Marie Curie at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (rH4JY)

48 9 when I get a bad headache I'll try anything, even a radium cap
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:12 PM

With ya there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (hscyr)

49 For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...

http://tinyurl.com/h452zav

Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (XoldI)

50 12 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (NOIQH)

Someone tell Zuck that Kill Hoale Day would be an excellent time for him to walk around and meet and greet his neighbors!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (hA1V+)

51 1129 Hell I saw Piers Freaking Morgan on a show over in England sticking up for Donald Trump. They were asking him about what Trump thought about England and he said Trump told him he considers himself half English because his mother was born over there (in Scotland I believe bet eh) and that his Mom liked watching the queen.

Morgan went on to say they should roll out the red carpet pronto and have the queen meet with him because if they can get a trade agreement set up with the U.S. in less than 18 months they'd be back in the game.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2017 10:08 PM (4ErVI)

--I caught some of the Apprentice marathon on CNBC.

I did not know Piers Morgan was on that show.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)

52 Question - are traitors usually hanged, shot, gassed, or electro-uglied nowadays? Just curious.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (c1VpD)

53 13 Nooooooooooo SJW looks at camera before commencing scream. so fake
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (Om16U)


Not only that, but xe stopped her fake blubbering when xe glanced at the camera, then started up again.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

54 yes, if you run into an asshole who's male, chances are he's been an asshole to other men too.
---

Good point.

I was actually looking at it from the standpoint that I might have had the same things happen if I was a man strictly because of my personality.

Becuase things don't always have to be about gender, and I accept that too.

/shibumi= not perfect, never will be. But God is OK with that.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (J5mC3)

55 Mis Hum is a chick?
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:20 PM (PPu+l)

Mis Hum is a transgendered self Identifying squirrel?! Well, to each their own...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (92kX2)

56 Mis Hum is a chick?

A "chick" from Wisconsin. The finest kind.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (lJW6d)

57 Black cats were often painted on German submarines for good luck with the symbol "3X".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (EnKk6)

58 Sorry, I meant xer, not her.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

59 Just wondering about good old Bugfuck Bergdahl, wondering how I should hope things go.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (c1VpD)

60 so, fun airwolf song, but why did they use faggoty (sp?) eurocopters?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (cPsPa)

61 Hey fapsters.

I watched Star Trek Beyond this evening. I thought it was pretty good overall. Had a more old-school feel to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

62 Is Harris Faulkner no longer on FOX News? I have not seen her in a while.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)

63 Mis Hum is a chick?

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:20 PM (PPu+l)

Not the last time I looked!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:23 PM (tHwdc)

64 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:23 PM (IcT7t)

65 49 For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...

http://tinyurl.com/h452zav
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (XoldI)

Very nice. Especially that first pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:23 PM (92kX2)

66 If I were alive I would wear one to protest Donald Trump, who does not sufficiently appreciate the contribution of neutrons to the universe.
Posted by: Marie Curie

Now is not the time to be neutron what with a fascist in the White House imposing fascism like a fascist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

67 >>The idea of joining a bunch of hysterics screaming beucause they're
"second class citizens" has no appeal to me. And, in fact, I'm
embarrassed for my gender.
Personally, I choose not to be a victim, real or imagined.




Well said!!
*fist bump*

These women are embarrassing, and they do NOT represent all women.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (NOIQH)

68 Some man should throw a load on Puffy Scamper's face.

And by throw, I mean ejaculate.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (cOHS7)

69 Is Harris Faulkner no longer on FOX News? I have not seen her in a while.
Posted by: logprof at January




you should check your cable subscription. she is there and magnificent. surprised she did not score her own show when megyn fucked herself by decamping for obscurity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

70
Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?
--
They are visiting a gay couple in Palm Springs.


Oh, to be a fly on the wall!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

71 I didn't know MisHum identified as female!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (EnKk6)

72 There are two Marine parades from May-August. One is at 8th and I and the other is at the Marine Corps Memorial (otherwise known as Iwo Jima). The former requires a ticket, call your congresscritter or senator. The latter is just show up.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (VSjwn)

73 33 11 I can't think of enough horrible things to say about Ashely Judd. I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now. The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Just painful to watch. Should I just unfriend any people who thought this was cool? Because I can't stand to see their shit anymore on my feed.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1)


42 >>1 I can't think of enough horrible things to say about Ashely Judd. I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now...

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)


Mis Hum is a chick?
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:20 PM (PPu+l)


You're such a funny guy at times.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)

74 36 Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:18 PM (lJW6d)

My guess is they are not within spitting distance. The separate lives thing went into full force the second they got that Palm Springs house.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM (hscyr)

75 Mis Hum is a chick?

Posted by: garrett


Anyone is free to opt in or opt out, at any time. Just make sure your name tag is up to date.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM (rH4JY)

76 71 I didn't know MisHum identified as female!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (EnKk6

I'm a lesbian.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)

77 As a hospice nurse would I be out of line saying radium caps for all? Job security and and what not. I'm no scientist but that can't be good can it?

Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2017 10:26 PM (9H4KE)

78 Happy Nobama Day!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


And to you!

Also, may I be the first to wish you a Merry Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President Sunday!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2017 10:26 PM (DNPz2)

79 76 71 I didn't know MisHum identified as female!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (EnKk6

I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)

How many folks live on Lesbos these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:26 PM (92kX2)

80 Goodnight everyone on the ONT. Instead of guitars could talk about your choice of amplification. You never talk about the other important stuff to a guitar rig. Now off to hopefully don a pussy mask tonight.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (rGKRU)

81
For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...

http://tinyurl.com/h452zav
Posted by: davidt


I could never make it through God's Little Acre.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l)

82 That was a joke, but I was curious and looked it up:

The Isle of Lesbos has a population of 86,436, according to wikipedia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (92kX2)

83 How many folks live on Lesbos these days?
More now.

Posted by: 50,000 'syrian' 'refugees' at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (lJXY3)

84 >>Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?


LOL! Before the WH Michelle used the service of chef Sam Kass in Chicago, who followed them to DC. I would bet any other meals were prepared by Mrs. Robinson.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (NOIQH)

85 I was enjoying the internet until Windows 10 decided to shut everything down, update and reboot.

Fucking hell.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (+eR2D)

86 "How many folks live on Lesbos these days?"
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:26 PM (92kX2)

I don't know, but they should be aware that when The Horde acquires the Aircraft Carrier, that's where we're parking it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)

87 Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (VSjwn)

I saw a great video on youtube and now the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is on my bucket list for this spring! I may have to include one of the Marine Parades as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (wCEn4)

88 @62..... I hear her everyday at 11 my time on outnumbered on my radio

Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (9H4KE)

89 G'Night, JROD.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)

90 guitars schmuitars. who cares. we should be talking about the Army selecting the Sig Sauer P320. anyone here have one of those? I know at least one moron was packing one at the shootoff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

91 I'm a lesbian.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


*fist bump*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:29 PM (IcT7t)

92 >>>You're such a funny guy at times.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

did you laugh?
i did.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 21, 2017 10:29 PM (+TaNe)

93 Well, the good thing is that so far, Ashley Judd has not reproduced, and I'm guessing she's waited too long to have one at this point.

Even if she were to try in vitro, she would probably have to use donor eggs, so her DNA stops with her.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 21, 2017 10:29 PM (Saqzi)

94 Nooooooooooo SJW looks at camera before commencing scream. so fake

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (Om16U)


Yeah, I noticed that too.
*fake cry* ...is the camera on me *glances over* ...ok good *fake cry* NOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2017 10:29 PM (+eR2D)

95 you should check your cable subscription. she is there and magnificent. surprised she did not score her own show when megyn fucked herself by decamping for obscurity.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

--Is she still doing Outnumbered or whatever that is?

Maybe I just haven't seen her since I got a full-time job.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (GsAUU)

96
I don't know, but they should be aware that when The Horde acquires the Aircraft Carrier, that's where we're parking it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
---
At which point it will become, per the usage guide, Busty Lesbos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (EnKk6)

97 >>The Isle of Lesbos has a population of 86,436, according to wikipedia.



What do you call people from Lesbos?

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (PPu+l)

98 For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...

Nostrils are too big. Would not bang.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (B6OKy)

99 San Francisco was a mess today.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

100 poor Steelers -
http://tinyurl.com/z4cnk55

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

101 76 I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM

Trapped in a man's body. Like every other straight man here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (hscyr)

102 OK, here's some equal time, plus a Tina shoot from a Playboy calendar.

http://tinyurl.com/zl2n8fw

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (lJW6d)

103 >>*fist bump*


You are bumping the wrong thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (PPu+l)

104 Maybe I just haven't seen her since I got a full-time job.
Posted by: logprof at January 21,




conrgatulations

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa)

105 Lesbonese??

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (JNDQi)

106 What do you call people from Lesbos?

Posted by: garrett


Lesboners of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (DNPz2)

107 >>*fist bump*


You are bumping the wrong thing.
Posted by: garrett at January




donkey punch

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa)

108 San Francisco was a mess today.

Sooooo.... Saturday?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)

109 Still watching the sargon of akkad link.

T. May has a twitch in public speaking that I think I noticed in Hillary. I was always taught in public speaking that you were supposed to glance up and around the room, but to try to meet a different set of eyes each time. What she does is jerk her head from side to side and kind of stare in exactly the same two-three spots every time.

It is not really a bad thing, her speech is good, it just is something that since I noticed, I cannot help but pay attention to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:32 PM (92kX2)

110 Now off to hopefully don a pussy mask tonight.
Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (rGKRU)

That's a new one. Good luck!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:32 PM (hscyr)

111 I saw a great video on youtube and now the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is on my bucket list for this spring!

Oh yeah, that's a must, Hrothgar! My dad left with tears coursing down his cheeks when I took them to see it. Heck, I cry every time I go.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:32 PM (hJamr)

112 Uh oh, MisHum am I gonna have to start calling you Big Sis now?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2017 10:32 PM (+eR2D)

113 What do you call people from Lesbos?

Posted by: garrett


Lesbosians?

Posted by: Sappho at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (rH4JY)

114 What do you call people from Lesbos?

Lesbish? Lesbonese?
Nothing else makes sense.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (B6OKy)

115 >>What do you call people from Lesbos?


Greek?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (NOIQH)

116 >>donkey punch


I read that in Mike Tyson Knockout:

Body Blow
Body Blow

Donkey Punch!

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (PPu+l)

117 >>*fist bump*



You are bumping the wrong thing.


Neither one of us into dudes, so that's going to have to do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)

118 I do not see the horde running a cvn more like a ssbn. maybe we could work a deal with vlad to get our hands on an old typhoon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (cPsPa)

119 98 For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...

Nostrils are too big. Would not bang.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (B6OKy)

She has nostrils? With all due respect to the 'ettes, I was not staring at her face in that first pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (92kX2)

120
Not only that, but xe stopped her fake blubbering when xe glanced at the camera, then started up again.


It's all just tribal dancing around the campfire. It's posturing for the other members of the tribe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

121 >>Greek?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (NOIQH)


Usually I wait around for Megyn, but if you are offering...

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (PPu+l)

122 Why are my ears bleeding?
Frigging cap must be too small.

Posted by: zombie pierre curie at January 21, 2017 10:33 PM (lJXY3)

123 I've a feeling that most music shows (a.k.a. "concerts") from now on will include SJW crowing from the state, and Trump-bashing.

They may confine it to a little chit chat between the opening song and the second, or they may continue the patter throughout the night, but chances are good you're gonna be hearing it loud and clear, and with regularity.

There will be performers that will not be doing this, that will prefer to remain apolitical in their words and music, but how can one tell, in advance, since you gotta buy those tickets so far out, that the show will be free from this kind of bullshit.

Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM (U6f54)

124 Usually I wait around for Megyn, but if you are offering...
Posted by: garrett at January




50/50 no she is not insulted

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)

125 39 Does anyone think that Moochelle is making supper for King Barak tonight?
--

They are visiting a gay couple in Palm Springs.


TFG will have the cream of sum yung gai.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

126 I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM

Trapped in a man's body. Like every other straight man here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


Let the surgeon's scalpel liberate you!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 21, 2017 10:35 PM (rH4JY)

127 >>They may confine it to a little chit chat between the opening song and the second, or they may continue the patter throughout the night, but chances are good you're gonna be hearing it loud and clear, and with regularity.


This is why you should always bring some raw meat or liver to a show.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:35 PM (PPu+l)

128 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.
Posted by: Lizzy


I believe that that is also true in Michigan with the Great Lakes. IIRC you can go a certain distance onto the beach no matter who owns the property.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

129 Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM (U6f54)

I will admit, aside from live classical stuff, I am not a huge fan of concerts. I am not a fan of huge masses of people all pressed together, along with accumulated body odor and other smells. Sensory overload when I want to enjoy music.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (92kX2)

130 @123 - I can't remember her name--Taylor Swift, maybe?--but there was one singer who was singled out because she didn't excoriate Trump. Something about, "She has this huge audience and she hasn't condemned Trump."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (MZcWR)

131 Thank you, thank you very much.

i love me some Elvis.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (8mO0Q)

132 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822879489294270465

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822879571984969728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822879666960822273

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822879848809041920

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2017 10:37 PM (Ya7zs)

133 126 Let the surgeon's scalpel liberate you!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 21, 2017 10:35 PM

When is the surgeon going to liberate your junk Bruce?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)

134 Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?

Will have to stick with country or metal. In some cases rap, if they are publicly pro-Trump.

I haven't been to a real concert in a long time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

135 Well I did it. I put a scathing post up on my FB. Probably lose a few "friends" but don't give a shit. I think I expressed myself rather well actually

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:37 PM (CNHr1)

136 >>>What do you call people from Lesbos?<<<



Like Rosie O'Donuts?


Lesbosos.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 21, 2017 10:38 PM (WidQN)

137 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822879921672425472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822880009182441472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822880083392204800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822880160898760710

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Ya7zs)

138 Lesbozos?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 21, 2017 10:38 PM (WidQN)

139 That's one of the reasons I loved GWAR.

They Kill Everything.

Egalitarianism at its finest.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 10:38 PM (PPu+l)

140 I saw an idiot wearing a pink vagina watchma...uh, watchwoma...watchperson's cap while we were out for dinner tonight.
Posted by: no good deed


Did he/she accessorize with tampon earrings?
Ya know, to make a statement or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

141 13
Nooooooooooo SJW looks at camera before commencing scream. so fake

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:14 PM (Om16U)

----

Darth Vader did it so much better. Which isn't saying much, but still...
nooooooooooooooo dot com - for all your yodeling negatory needs.


Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 10:39 PM (prEBe)

142 @90 yankeefifth-Only thing to say about the Sig thing is what took them so long. P-228 was good enough for Govt agents back in the day. So long to the Barretta Jam-O-Matic.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (rGKRU)

143 I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM

Trapped in a man's body. Like every other straight man here.

-
One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things. I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)

144 Seen on Twitter today:

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.
Posted by: Jmel

Glad you shared that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

145 I think Molly k won social-media today -

874 Apparently our little town of 10,000 had a march today full of ladies marching against Trump. Saw it on FB and commented that they needed the exercise. Ohhh boy am I getting an earful.
Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2017 09:10 PM (9H4KE)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

146 101 76 I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:25 PM

Trapped in a man's body. Like every other straight man here.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:30 PM (hscyr)


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)

147 Thanks Kdabear. A remarkable selection tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (92kX2)

148 Citizen ShitMidas was golfing today. Exclusive course in Palm Springs where he didn't have to worry about running into any lumpenproles.

Cuz Barry loves Americans, don't you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (TRzoP)

149 The Felix the Cat squadron reminds me of one my father served with, VA36 - The Roadrunners. The squadron's last patch was a much less entertaining than the original. Copyright issues, I guess:


Original: https://tinyurl.com/gvcqplk


Updated: https://tinyurl.com/jkvyl2p


I don't think the squadron currently exists, though.

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (GUBah)

150 Heck, I cry every time I go.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:32 PM (hJamr)


Just the video was getting to me, a live presence must be incredible!

Same thing happened when Jackie Evancho sang the National Anthem yesterday!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (wCEn4)

151 Nice ONT!

Those ladies make me ashamed to be part of half the human race.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (ByNzS)

152 described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things. I have no idea what that means.

It means "I made some bad life-choices"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (6FqZa)

153 So you think that Donald Trump, one of the richest, and now most powerful man in the world, is literally worse than Adolf Hitler - and you want to piss him off?
Posted by: josephistan

Always a good idea

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (iLSoQ)

154 hrothgar, could you email me at linseyziq at hotmail ?

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 10:42 PM (VSjwn)

155 So you think that Donald Trump, one of the richest, and now most powerful man in the world, is literally worse than Adolf Hitler - and you want to piss him off?
Posted by: josephistan


Nice Dark Knight homage

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

156 described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things. I have no idea what that means.

It means "I made some bad life-choices"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Under which gender identity are her meds prescribed?

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 10:42 PM (iLSoQ)

157 One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described
xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other
things. I have no idea what that means.


It means xhe had 'bingo.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

158 143 One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (

I...what...huh???? Fuck, trying to think that one through makes my brain hurt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:43 PM (hscyr)

159 153 So you think that Donald Trump, one of the richest, and now most powerful man in the world, is literally worse than Adolf Hitler - and you want to piss him off?
Posted by: josephistan

Always a good idea
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2017 10:41 PM (iLSoQ)

It is precisely because they know he is not Hitler (as Bush and Reagan before) that they insist he is worse than Hitler. They feel safe in their pronouncements. If they truly felt in danger, they would get real quiet and that would scare the crap out of me. When they whine, they are just showing they are still not taking any of this seriously- they are just trying to signal to each other and try to convince others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:44 PM (92kX2)

160 I wonder if Hollywood could be convinced of the curative powers of the Radium Cap?


All the cool kids r doin it, yo.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (qUNWi)

161 134 Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?

I've pretty much given up on live music completely. And I used to promote the darned things.

As Zappa used to say, "Shut up 'n Play Yer Guitar

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (lJW6d)

162 So you think that Donald Trump, one of the richest, and now most powerful man in the world, is literally worse than Adolf Hitler - and you want to piss him off?
Posted by: josephistan

Always a good idea

-
Excuse me while I piss into the wind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)

163 For the consideration of the Horde, Tina Louise before she was Ginger...
http://tinyurl.com/h452zav
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2017 10:21 PM (XoldI)

Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

Plus she could sing.....I think she had a few albums out and did quite well as a singer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (5VlCp)

164 >>>Nice Dark Knight homage

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)<<<

First Trump steals from Bane. Now josephistan steals from Lucius Fox.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (WidQN)

165 Womxn they are.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

166 Maybe they need to get their clitoris cut off. Maybe they will feel better. Fuck I don't know. Just know.. I have had it. Done with this shit.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (CNHr1)

167 They may confine it to a little chit chat between the opening song and the second, or they may continue the patter throughout the night, but chances are good you're gonna be hearing it loud and clear, and with regularity.

There will be performers that will not be doing this, that will prefer to remain apolitical in their words and music, but how can one tell, in advance, since you gotta buy those tickets so far out, that the show will be free from this kind of bullshit.

Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?


Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM


These days you can actually do something before forking out $$$ for shows. Most acts have social media pages/profiles and whatnot, so you can pretty much contact them or their manager/s directly and expect a relatively swift response.

Ask them upfront if they're inclined to do that shit. Be polite. If they don't/won't reply, then fuck 'em. It's not guaranteed you'll get a response even if they're not gonna speechify during a show, but, your chances of a warning prior to forking out are a lot better than they used to be.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (lmIoG)

168 One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (

Feminist- push
Transsexual lesbian- dude?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (92kX2)

169 Evening everyone!

I'm stuck at home working on homework and watching Raiders of the Lost Ark. How is everyone else doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (mBnZE)

170 Those ladies make me ashamed to be part of half the human race.

You're a lady, they're a bunch of women and broads.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (IcT7t)

171 Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

Plus she could sing.....I think she had a few albums out and did quite well as a singer.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (5VlCp)

Four?

Mary Ann
Ginger
Mrs. Howell
?

You are not talking about the Minnow, are you? She was a fine vessel, to be fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (92kX2)

172 >>>Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (5VlCp)<<<



Fuck you!

Posted by: Lovey Howell at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (WidQN)

173
I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

How many?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)

174 Keith Olbermann told Maher we were the victim of a Russian ploy: "We were invaded"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

175 I have to keep remembering that 53% of white women at least voted for Trump.

Including Trish Regan, who I love sexually.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (pCUr3)

176 32 Because I can't stand to see their shit anymore on my feed.

Just make note of it and hide it. I use it so I don't have to read huffpo or any of the other goofy sites to know what they are up to. I can't stand the other 98% crap and the Occupy Democrats crap.
Posted by: no good deed


I must be less tolerant than the rest of you. I avoid seeing, listening to most of what comes from these people. I used to flip from one news channel to another. I don't do that anymore. I used to check out sites like Huffington, or Daily Beast. I don't do that any more. And all I see of Twitter and Facebook is what is linked here.

I haven't bothered to look at any videos of the Women's Protest, or whatever they're calling it.

A sizable proportion of liberals have become just. plain. nuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

177
Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 10:42 PM (VSjwn)

On the way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 10:48 PM (wCEn4)

178 170 You're a lady, they're a bunch of women and broads.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (I

Good point, they're a herd of stupid cows

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 10:48 PM (hscyr)

179 Jrod, in response to your plea: small gigs - 1964 Fender Princeton hotrodded with a 12" Altec instead of the original 10" Jensen. Larger stage - 95 Fender Blues Deluxe. TC Electronics pre-amp for both.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at January 21, 2017 10:48 PM (m3Z7r)

180 >>One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described xerself
as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free!

'oo does what to 'oo?

Posted by: Confused at January 21, 2017 10:49 PM (/Nite)

181 128 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.
Posted by: Lizzy

I believe that that is also true in Michigan with the Great Lakes. IIRC you can go a certain distance onto the beach no matter who owns the property.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

--Also, in Brazil there are no private beaches.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:49 PM (GsAUU)

182 Good point, they're a herd of stupid cows

A flock of bleating, retarded sheep. Lemming-like in their capacity to race towards the cliffs of irrelevance.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)

183 One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other things. I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)

It means she needs serious couch time and fuckton of medication

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (voOPb)

184 I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

How many?

-
I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (Nwg0u)

185 Our wedding was very small - family and a few close friends. I had 4 girlfriends there. Two of them have unfriended me on Facebook so far, over Obama.

Should I worry about losing the other two? They're both liberals as well.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)

186 A flock of bleating, retarded sheep. Lemming-like in their capacity to race towards the cliffs of irrelevance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)

You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: That Guy at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (92kX2)

187 >>Four?



Mary Ann

Ginger

Mrs. Howell

?



You are not talking about the Minnow, are you? She was a fine vessel, to be fair.



Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is about me isn't it? You suck one dick.....

Posted by: Gilligan at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (/Nite)

188 Did Tina Louise or Dawn Wells ever show 'em?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (OyAaw)

189 nerdygirl.. I mainly stay on FB because of my kids. If not for them I could live without it. But with that comes some of their idiot friends (and they acknowledge they are idiots). But I called them out tonight. Stupid fucking women thinking they are doing something great by showing up at a women's march. They're pathetic.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (CNHr1)

190
Should I worry about losing the other two? They're both liberals as well.

Apparently ,they weren't really friends after all.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (lJW6d)

191 This is about me isn't it? You suck one dick.....
Posted by: Gilligan at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (/Nite)

Cheap. But I laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:52 PM (92kX2)

192 Radium Cap:
The Duke of Windsor, who suffers more or less permanently from headaches, recently ordered such a hat by plane from the Swedish capital.

++++

The Duke of Windsor was a title created for the former King of England, Edward VIII, when he abdicated his throne in 1936. I saw some movie or show about Queen Elizabeth, and there were some scenes regarding the Duke's financial problems. He didn't think he was being adequately supported by the Crown, and there was talk about him doing endorsements to supplement his income. I wonder if this was one of those things, or if he actually wore the hat.

Speaking of the Windsors, this story brings to mind one of my favorite quotes about the Windsors.

In the movie Rob Roy: James Graham, 4th Marquess of Montrose, speaking to his subordinates regarding a particularly lame lie they have just told him: "Do you take me entirely for a Windsor?"

It tickled my funny bone.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 10:52 PM (R+30W)

193 174 Keith Olbermann told Maher we were the victim of a Russian ploy: "We were invaded"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

Yes, Keith's brain has been invaded by some sort of crazy amoeba

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:52 PM (voOPb)

194 I have to see a bunch of my female coworkers next week at a conference.

They all love me because I always manage to stay apolitical in all my business, and they are all full ass screeching leftist retards. Pray for my soul.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 21, 2017 10:52 PM (pCUr3)

195 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 10:46 PM (mBnZE)

Nice! Homework on a Saturday night. What're you grinding through tonight?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (IcN+T)

196 >>>Did Tina Louise or Dawn Wells ever show 'em?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 21, 2017 10:51 PM (OyAaw)<<<

I'll bet David Wells has. **makes drinky beer motion**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (WidQN)

197 It just occurred to me that Trump has gotten more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (voOPb)

198 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/04/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-136th-issue.html

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

199 There! Are! Four! Chicks!

Posted by: Captain Jonas "Picard" Grumby at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (IcT7t)

200 I've always found this "liberal de-friending" a curious phenomenon. I have a number of liberal friends. We get into some pretty heated discussions but I've never, ever thought of dumping them as friends. But I have had people I thought were friends cut off all contact because then knew I supported Scott Walker. I just found that strange. What goes into such a thought process?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (lJW6d)

201
Keith Olbermann told Maher we were the victim of a Russian ploy: "We were invaded"

An yet, he longs for the days of Duranty and Trumbo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

202 #190 Nope. How can you be friends, really, with a liberal?

One of those two was my oldest and dearest friend. Since 1971.

She not only unfriended me, she blocked me. I can still see her stuff if I sign in on Mr. D's account.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)

203 I feel invaded too.

Posted by: keith olbermann's rubber ducky at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (6FqZa)

204 Those ladies make me ashamed to be part of half the human race.

Posted by: Infidel


And just what is it about leftards that makes us ashamed to be a part of a group? I think it's that it's in those moments when they claim to *speak* for all those in the group.

I'm half Jewish. If Bernie Madoff or Chuck Schumer do something sleazy, I feel no shame, but when Abe Foxman attacks the Passion of the Christ for quoting the Bible, then yes, all of a sudden I am ashamed. I'm also part asian, and when I hear asians whine about asian jokes, I am also ashamed.

This might be a good thing. Liberals think that identity politics and grievance mongering are some kind of consolidating force. But they repulse civilized, thoughtful people. Because it's just a mindless attempt to whip the herd into a frenzy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (rH4JY)

205 Gloria Steinem is apparently down with Islam.
She has lost all bearings.
You couldn't find an ideology that treats women worse than Islam.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (w7KSn)

206 198 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/04/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-136th-issue.html
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

That Lobster better not try anything either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (92kX2)

207 I have to see a bunch of my female coworkers next week at a conference.



They all love me because I always manage to stay apolitical in all
my business, and they are all full ass screeching leftist retards. Pray
for my soul.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 21, 2017 10:52 PM (pCUr3)


That actually made me shudder. I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:56 PM (tHwdc)

208 205 Gloria Steinem is apparently down with Islam.
She has lost all bearings.
You couldn't find an ideology that treats women worse than Islam.
Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (w7KSn)

Because it was never about what they said any of these movements was about- it was always about tearing down the west and Christianity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:56 PM (92kX2)

209 I have avoided any new about these evil hags. I just have no words.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2017 10:56 PM (ByNzS)

210 I'm actually starting to worry about the Left. They aren't calming down. Instead they're egging each other on in a heterodyning feedback loop of virtue-signalling by trying to out-hate each other.

Someone's going to get killed before this is over. Maybe several someones. How many people of questionable sanity are out there, listening to this constant hysterical drumbeat? "Trump is evil, Trump is Hitler!" It's like the voices schizophrenics hear, only instead of coming from the toaster they're coming from CNN.

Right now, how many assassination attempts are being planned, do you think? Ten? A hundred? A thousand?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 21, 2017 10:56 PM (OyAaw)

211 I ignore my few far left friends on FB. I don't need to read their political rants, as I'm sure they don't need to read mine. So I avoid too many political posts.

I was in the office at school on Friday working on homework with CSPAN playing in the background of my browser. The secretary asked me if I was watching the inauguration and I said yes, and then she confessed in hushed tones that she was a Republican and that she voted for Trump. I think that we're going to see people start coming out of the shadows as Trump is successful, and as the left gets more and more unhinged. There's a point where you stop fearing that you'll lose your friends, when it's obvious that they're no longer worth maintaining a friendship with.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (mBnZE)

212 I forgot to ask earlier, but now that Trump's been sworn in as Prez, can we finally...finally!...start suckin' each other's dicks?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (PlgOo)

213 Keith Olbermann told Maher we were the victim of a Russian ploy: "We were invaded"



An yet, he longs for the days of Duranty and Trumbo.


They like the Marxism part of the USSR, not the people.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (IcT7t)

214 206, that's the link with the Ginger PLayboy Calendar pic. Enjoy!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (lJW6d)

215
Mary Ann

Ginger

Mrs. Howell

?


The Professor identified as 'Trixie.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

216 I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

How many?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)


There are four girls!

Posted by: CAPT Picard at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (wCEn4)

217 >>>Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM (U6f54)

Weird Al doesn't talk politics!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (4bgJ5)

218
181 128 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.
Posted by: Lizzy

I believe that that is also true in Michigan with the Great Lakes. IIRC you can go a certain distance onto the beach no matter who owns the property.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

--Also, in Brazil there are no private beaches.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 10:49 PM (GsAUU)







That's a constant problem in Malibu. Beaches pretty much are all public by law, and public access is mandated by various easements etc. But the celebutards that own beachfront homes constantly build fences or lock gates to restrict that access. They've also been known to send out security guys to kick people off the public beaches that front their property.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (LuZz8)

219 They're pathetic.

My cousin went to the one in Houston with his wife. All I could think was, well, I guess I'll ask him where she keeps his nuts at the next family reunion.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (hJamr)

220 Nice! Homework on a Saturday night. What're you grinding through tonight?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (IcN+T)


Econometrics. I'm programming linear probability and probit models in R.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (mBnZE)

221 90 yankeefifth-Only thing to say about the Sig thing is what took them so long. P-228 was good enough for Govt agents back in the day. So long to the Barretta Jam-O-Matic.

Posted by: JROD at January 21




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

222 Woke up this morning and the first thing I thought was "It's the first full day without Obama!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)

223 205 Gloria Steinem is apparently down with Islam.
She has lost all bearings.
You couldn't find an ideology that treats women worse than Islam.
Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (w7KSn)


See the second photo in the chess thread. It deserves to go viral.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

224 I've always found this "liberal de-friending" a curious phenomenon.

*****************************

I have one good friend who hated Trump and voted for Johnson, not a full lefty but not really where I'd like her to be politically. We've been great friends for 10 years.

For others who are leftists the stupidity is a major turnoff. It's hard to be friends with people when their IQs struggle to stay above zero and go full retard. And well, you NEVER go full retard.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (pCUr3)

225 >> it's like the voices schizophrenics hear, only instead of coming from the toaster they're coming from CNN.


Not really. I make much more sense.

Posted by: The Toaster at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (/Nite)

226 40 shibumi : yes, if you run into an asshole who's male, chances are he's been an asshole to other men too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


And some businesses are hideously cutthroat. Corporate management, insurance sales.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

227 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

OMG. The one where she's eating a corn dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (oVJmc)

228 I'm half Jewish. If Bernie Madoff or Chuck Schumer do something sleazy, I feel no shame, but when Abe Foxman attacks the Passion of the Christ for quoting the Bible, then yes, all of a sudden I am ashamed. I'm also part asian, and when I hear asians whine about asian jokes, I am also ashamed.

This might be a good thing. Liberals think that identity politics and grievance mongering are some kind of consolidating force. But they repulse civilized, thoughtful people. Because it's just a mindless attempt to whip the herd into a frenzy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (rH4JY)

You're Jewpanese?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (0mRoj)

229 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport


register the muzzies
register the muzzies
register the muzzies

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (KZRKO)

230 And some businesses are hideously cutthroat. Corporate management, insurance sales.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January




smaller the rewards the nastier the infighting

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:00 PM (cPsPa)

231 174 Keith Olbermann told Maher we were the victim of a Russian ploy: "We were invaded"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)



Prions invaded Queef Olberdouche's skull years ago.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 21, 2017 11:00 PM (jV8Mq)

232 What goes into such a thought process?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (lJW6d)

Cognitive dissonance, and rabies.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc)

233 I think that we're going to see people start coming out of the shadows as Trump is successful, and as the left gets more and more unhinged.

-
If Trump manages to calm the crime wave in the 'hood and civilize the area, the sky is the limit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:01 PM (Nwg0u)

234
206 198 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/04/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-136th-issue.html
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

That Lobster better not try anything either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:55 PM (92kX2)







Keep scrolling for the popsicle picture.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2017 11:01 PM (LuZz8)

235 http://tinyurl.com/MaryAnnePopsicle

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 11:01 PM (oVJmc)

236 Someone's going to get killed before this is over. Maybe several someones.

But it will be in a blue city, so...

Posted by: gewa76 at January 21, 2017 11:01 PM (B6OKy)

237 Election still pending results of recount in Michigan.

Hills can still pulll this off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 21, 2017 11:02 PM (P/kVC)

238 Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

Plus she could sing.....I think she had a few albums out and did quite well as a singer.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:45 PM (5VlCp)
Four?
Mary Ann
Ginger
Mrs. Howell
?
You are not talking about the Minnow, are you? She was a fine vessel, to be fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 10:47 PM (92kX2)

No....Gilligan. Why do you think the Skipper always called him "Little Buddy"?

Poor bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 11:02 PM (5VlCp)

239 222 Woke up this morning and the first thing I thought was "It's the first full day without Obama!"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2017 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)

--This was the song in my head this morning:

https://youtu.be/we-n-Zmglt0

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:02 PM (GsAUU)

240 Keep scrolling for the popsicle picture.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2017 11:01 PM (LuZz

That's... bbiam....

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 11:03 PM (92kX2)

241 I believe that that is also true in Michigan with the Great Lakes. IIRC you can go a certain distance onto the beach no matter who owns the property.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

In Michigan you can walk up to the natural high water mark (meaning you don't have to lose right during droughts), but in Ohio your feet have to be in the water.

There's a sacred rock on Lake Huron between the Ocqueoc and Swan Rivers. Tried to get a look at it this past summer and a couple locals warned us that nearby cottage owners nearby were annoyed by tourists and tried to put a barricade or something to block its view. Never did get to it as it was raining, but might go back. It's a boulder deposited by a glacier, clearly out of place, and I'd love to get a pic.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 21, 2017 11:03 PM (UwMHj)

242 you know some old guys I know told me eventually you get to the point where you think Mrs.Howell is hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)

243 Zuckerburg, welcome to Hawaiian common law.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (P/kVC)

244 227 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

OMG. The one where she's eating a corn dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (oVJmc)

++++

You mean this one?
http://tinyurl.com/hedjms6

I think that's some kind of popsicle. But, that's not important now.

Bunk!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (R+30W)

245 >>>Not really. I make much more sense.

Posted by: The Toaster at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (/Nite) <<<



Smart and sexy!

Posted by: toaster fucker at January 21, 2017 11:05 PM (WidQN)

246 For me, the best thing about this election is that the left live in some Hollywood fantasy in which the arrogant rich businessman is always the bad guy. And now ... he won. The bad guy who wasn't supposed to win. They are incapable of nuanced thinking like, "Just because he's a businessman, he might not be evil. He might care about the future of this country, and HE MIGHT HAVE INSTINCTS OF FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY WHICH WILL SERVE US WELL". They cannot even think those obvious thoughts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 11:05 PM (rH4JY)

247 I can't link the picture itself, but scroll down a little and there's Mary Ann firing a rifle.

OMG. The one where she's eating a corn dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:59 PM (oVJmc)

++++

You mean this one?
http://tinyurl.com/hedjms6

I think that's some kind of popsicle. But, that's not important now.

Bunk!




that is not mary anne

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

248 unfortunately my wife is on FB

She is out of her mind with FB and the anti trump, 'women's rally'

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:06 PM (KZRKO)

249 No....Gilligan. Why do you think the Skipper always called him "Little Buddy"?

Poor bastard.

-
Eh, sailors. Whacha gonna do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:06 PM (Nwg0u)

250 you know some old guys I know told me eventually you get to the point where you think Mrs.Howell is hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)

How old do you have to become?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)

251 One of the speakers shriekers at the pussy crawl today described

xerself as a feminist transsexual lesbian and three or four other

things. I have no idea what that means.

-----

Translation:

A lesbian in a man's gender queer, gender fluid, non hetero-normative, LGBTLMNOP virtue signaling in the desperate hope to get laid. By anyone. At all. Unless you're a white heterosexual male. Those are wrong. And bad. Badong, even.

This person would also like free stuff. Because eff you, that's why.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 11:07 PM (prEBe)

252 To the 'Rons here:

I apologize most profusely for the terrible things being done and said by the outrageous asshole women in Washington. They have spit on almost everything I hold dear. But worse: for the last 20 years they have insulted and degraded men. Feminist insist they are smarter, stronger and more virtuous then men. Everyday they demonstrate that lie

I have officially divorced these women. They are not my sisters, and they certainly aren't my gender.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 21, 2017 11:08 PM (nQ10o)

253 IMHO, all these histrionics are because we're now facing Islam and fighting it, rather than "appeasing."

The liberals are afraid, but can't face a fear that is real. So instead, they project onto a safe target.

"George W. Bush"
"Donald J. Trump"

As long as there is a president in office who is NOT appeasing Islam and claiming terrorist attacks are "workplace violence" this is what we'll have.

Also... Trump's daughter is an entrepreneur and a successful one. How can they say that he's anti-woman?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:08 PM (J5mC3)

254 how old is mrs. howel?


apparently senior citizen communities are rife with STD's and day drinking

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (KZRKO)

255 I'm actually starting to worry about the Left. They aren't calming down. Instead they're egging each other on in a heterodyning feedback loop of virtue-signalling by trying to out-hate each other.

Someone's going to get killed before this is over. Maybe several someones. How many people of questionable sanity are out there, listening to this constant hysterical drumbeat? "Trump is evil, Trump is Hitler!" It's like the voices schizophrenics hear, only instead of coming from the toaster they're coming from CNN.

Right now, how many assassination attempts are being planned, do you think? Ten? A hundred? A thousand?

Posted by: Trimegistus


Will that really be worse than what has been going on for the last 8 years? Will BLM and terrorist attacks like that Somali OSU shitstain who was probably whipped into a frenzy at his college? What will happen from now on is a necessary corrective.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (rH4JY)

256 you know some old guys I know told me eventually you get to the point where you think Mrs.Howell is hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)

How old do you have to become?



It has more to do with bad vision and drunkeness than strictly an age in years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)

257
I have officially divorced these women. They are not my sisters, and they certainly aren't my gender.
---
I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Your apology is very articulate and I'm with you 100%

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (J5mC3)

258 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 21, 2017 11:08 PM (nQ10o)



*Steps aside as Morons rush to worship the ground you tread upon*

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (VSjwn)

259 Lovey does butt stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (oVJmc)

260 Melania has spent over a decade as an Executive's wife, and decades moving in circles full of powerful people. One of my hopes is that she can demonstrate to young women that acting like a lady can be powerful and influential. The feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and base as the worst men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (mBnZE)

261 ou know some old guys I know told me eventually you get to the point where you think Mrs.Howell is hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)

How old do you have to become?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




well from the age of the commenters guessing older than her

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:11 PM (cPsPa)

262 Lovey does butt stuff.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM


She's GILF-y.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2017 11:11 PM (lmIoG)

263 257
I have officially divorced these women. They are not my sisters, and they certainly aren't my gender.
---
I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Your apology is very articulate and I'm with you 100%
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (J5mC3)


You, my friend, qualify for sister status!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:11 PM (nQ10o)

264 After you've fucked a few dozen coconuts Mrs Howell starts to look mighty fine.

Posted by: Gilligan at January 21, 2017 11:11 PM (TRzoP)

265 @179 The Deplorable Cookie Man-Mesa Boogie JP-2C+, 1992 Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Rev F, TC Electronics G Major for effects, MXR Noise Gate, Two Notes Torpedo Studio, Mesa Boogie wedges out front powered by a Mesa 20/20 Dynawatt. All rack stuff.

Used to play through a lot of Fender Amps at my local guitar shop in Reno. They supplied the back line for all the country acts that passed through. Back line was mainly Fender Twins and an assortment of single speaker Fenders.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:11 PM (rGKRU)

266
I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Lots of people dislike roundabouts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (IqV8l)

267 How old do you have to become?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)

=====

I think Judge Jeannine is hot. I am 54, she is 66. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (UHquB)

268 There are two Marine parades from May-August. One is at 8th and I and the other is at the Marine Corps Memorial (otherwise known as Iwo Jima). The former requires a ticket, call your congresscritter or senator. The latter is just show up.
Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 10:24 PM (VSjwn)

I can't get that much time off.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (D2vc1)

269
Someone's going to get killed before this is over. Maybe several
someones. How many people of questionable sanity are out there,
listening to this constant hysterical drumbeat? "Trump is evil, Trump is
Hitler!" It's like the voices schizophrenics hear, only instead of
coming from the toaster they're coming from CNN
---

Big difference now is that there's a different Sheriff in town, and someone else in the justic department.

As soon as a whip starts coming down, and coming down hard, I think things might calm down.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (J5mC3)

270 Melania has spent over a decade as an Executive's wife, and decades moving in circles full of powerful people. One of my hopes is that she can demonstrate to young women that acting like a lady can be powerful and influential. The feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and base as the worst men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (mBnZE)




Her platform is combating cyberbulling.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (VSjwn)

271 you know some old guys I know told me eventually you get to the point where you think Mrs.Howell is hot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
How old do you have to become?
It has more to do with bad vision and drunkeness than strictly an age in years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)

Mrs. Howell had class and she knew her way around a man which is how she got Thurston.

Oh Lovey!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (5VlCp)

272 my crazy dod told me the last time he boinked his girlfriend.

I did the math, he was 83 and she was 76

ick dad, TMI

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (KZRKO)

273 was surprised Mrs. Howell did not maim or bump off Mary Anne and Ginger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)

274 128 Is Zuckerberg trying to keep people off "his" beach - because that's not how it works in Hawaii, no matter how rich you are.
Posted by: Lizzy

I believe that that is also true in Michigan with the Great Lakes. IIRC you can go a certain distance onto the beach no matter who owns the property.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

My Father owned a Hotel in Fl with some partners and you can't own the Beach there either.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (dKiJG)

275 dod=dad

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (KZRKO)

276 From WZ: 20 dead, 200 missing after pro-Trump rally in Nigeria.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (Nwg0u)

277 Goodnight everyone on the ONT. Instead of guitars could talk about your choice of amplification. You never talk about the other important stuff to a guitar rig. Now off to hopefully don a pussy mask tonight.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 10:27 PM (rGKRU)


I used to be all about a huge wall of vintage marshalls back in the day. I still have them, but over the years some very wicked metal amps had risen to the top of the food chain that work really well, so I don't really use the old marshalls anymore, because they can't keep up with the newer breed of amps gain wise. Marshall hasn't made anything that excited me in years. I think my favs right now are the peavey 5150mkII and the mk III, the Engl Savage, the Mesa MKV, the Mesa dual or triple rectifiers, and the Randall Satan. I bounce around between those for different things, but I use mostly the mesa MK V and the randall Satan for gigs. The mesa stuff is USA made and built like a frigging tank.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (aMlLZ)

278


You, my friend, qualify for sister status!
--

Sisters with Sanity.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (J5mC3)

279 Radium cap? There is a "Radon Health Mine" near Boulder, Montana, where one can pay to sit underground and breathe radon-tinged air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (LRVnP)

280
Lovey does butt stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Metamucil?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)

281 my crazy dod told me the last time he boinked his girlfriend.

I did the math, he was 83 and she was 76

ick dad, TMI
Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (KZRKO)




so when he was 16 she was how old?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (cPsPa)

282
It has more to do with bad vision and drunkeness than strictly an age in years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)

She also has lots of bucks $$$$

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (voOPb)

283
From WZ: 20 dead, 200 missing after pro-Trump rally in Nigeria.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Missing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (IqV8l)

284 Must've been a rare Pokemon on the loose today as Hillary's army of dead enders invade Washington DC as CNN provides blanket coverage.

Why it's almost like the Democratic Party's political partisans at CNN are enjoying the anti-Trump protests.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

If you go to that link, and check the sidebar, it seems several carloads of moonbats from Canada, and some French, too, were turned away from entering the USA when they announced their intent to take part in anti-Trump protests.

Winning!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (LRVnP)

285 apparently senior citizen communities are rife with STD's and day drinking

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:09 PM (KZRKO)

I could deal with the day drinking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

286 You're Jewpanese?

Posted by: Insomniac


No - good one - my mother's chinese. I have a total inability to identify with asians. I watched Fistful of Yen and thought "Enter the Dragon really was ridiculous crap".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (rH4JY)

287 apparently senior citizen communities are rife with STD's and day drinking

They need to watch that. Either of those things can seriously shorten your lifespan.

Oh... nevermind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 11:16 PM (IcT7t)

288 so when he was 16 she was how old?

9

they met when they were both in their 60's

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:16 PM (KZRKO)

289 have been wrapping duct tape around my rib cage all day trying to keep the alien from busting out. not feeling too well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)

290 If you go to that link, and check the sidebar, it seems several carloads of moonbats from Canada, and some French, too, were turned away from entering the USA when they announced their intent to take part in anti-Trump protests.

Winning!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2017 11:15 PM (LRVnP)

--Point of Information: In Mexico, it's illegal to join a political protest if you're a foreigner.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)

291 From WZ: 20 dead, 200 missing after pro-Trump rally in Nigeria.

Biafra. That was the part of Nigeria which tried to declare independence, got stomped with massive loss of life, and then the UN congratulated itself for... something.

Posted by: keith olbermann's rubber ducky at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

292 The feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and base as the worst men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (mBnZE)


My first thought, well maybe my second thought, was that Melania (and the entire Trump family's ladies) might set an example for many young women with regard to being competent, well-dressed, elegant, and graceful in direct contradiction to the crapola on full display on the mall today!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (wCEn4)

293 Off sock. *squeak*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

294 I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Your apology is very articulate and I'm with you 100%


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (J5mC3)

I can't find any common ground with shrieking harpies who couldn't appreciate a good man to save their souls, and cannot conceive of apologizing on their behalves.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)

295 when I take the duct tape off I may have some hair to transplant to my scalp. fingers crossed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)

296 " Goodnight everyone on the ONT. Instead of guitars could talk about your
choice of amplification. You never talk about the other important stuff
to a guitar rig. Now off to hopefully don a pussy mask tonight.



Posted by: JROD"

Back in the day when I was doing live gigs, it was a 6 x 12 Ampeg cabinet, plus two 1 x 18 Ampeg cabs. 600 watts of Peavey amps driving them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (w+Jhj)

297 I apologize most profusely for the terrible things being done and said by the outrageous asshole women in Washington. They have spit on almost everything I hold dear. But worse: for the last 20 years they have insulted and degraded men. Feminist insist they are smarter, stronger and more virtuous then men. Everyday they demonstrate that lie

I have officially divorced these women. They are not my sisters, and they certainly aren't my gender.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

-
We don't recognize group rights and responsibilities around here. Those who don't shriek like drunen banshees have no need to apologize for those who do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:19 PM (Nwg0u)

298
--Point of Information: In Mexico, it's illegal to join a political protest if you're a foreigner.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)

It's pretty much illegal to do anything in Mexico if you're a foreigner.

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 11:19 PM (7qAYi)

299 that is not mary anne

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

++++

How do you know? Fred Lapides has it posted on his site as her, but I don't know one way or another.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:19 PM (R+30W)

300 Yeesh, the Biafrans raised the Russian and Israeli flags in their protest, along with US

They're desperate

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)

301 Those stupid females know absolutely nothing whatsoever about "discrimination". Before they were even weeweeing their first diapers, I was fighting, kicking and clawing my way up a couple different male employment ladders. Not one of them would have gotten a foot halfway up to the first rung. I didn't cry, I didn't whine, I didn't file idiot discrimination suits. I just did the job better than the males who thought females were too stupid and incompetent to do the job. Like several other 'ettes have already written: those miserable excuses for real women make me ashamed of my whole sex.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at January 21, 2017 11:19 PM (iBQf5)

302 I think Judge Jeannine is hot. I am 54, she is 66. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (UHquB)

Yeah, but that's Judge Jeannine. I was talking about Mrs. Howell.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

303 289 have been wrapping duct tape around my rib cage all day trying to keep the alien from busting out. not feeling too well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:17 PM

= : O

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (hscyr)

304 feminists sure seem real interested in their cooters

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (KZRKO)

305 Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

1. Ginger

2. Maryann

3. Mrs. Howell

4. ?????

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (D2vc1)

306 For others who are leftists the stupidity is a major turnoff. It's hard to be friends with people when their IQs struggle to stay above zero and go full retard. And well, you NEVER go full retard.
Posted by: John Nada

as I've mentioned before, i have 4 liberal daughters. I tried with all my might to raise them right, and it wasn't enough. 2 or 3 of them marched today. Maybe all 4, they don't really speak to me much. I'm broken hearted about it but at the same time very happy to have President Trump!

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (8mO0Q)

307 How do you know? Fred Lapides has it posted on his site as her, but I don't know one way or another.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous




well, google mary anne bikini, it lists several pictures of her in various outfits. it also lists several photos of people dressed like mary anne. side by side it is obvious it is not mary anne.

besides fred lapides, whomever he, is is a known dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)

308 I have a total inability to identify with asians. I watched Fistful
of Yen and thought "Enter the Dragon really was ridiculous crap".
---

I stared at thousands of women marching today and wondered "WTF? What are you screaming about? In all of recorded history, women have never had it better. Why are you bitching like rabid hyenas?"

So something is obviously wrong with me.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (J5mC3)

309 Biafra. That was the part of Nigeria which tried to declare independence, got stomped with massive loss of life, and then the UN congratulated itself for... something.
Posted by: keith olbermann's rubber ducky at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

--Don't the Ibos of Biafra have a lot more Christians than other parts of Nigeria?

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (GsAUU)

310 Thanks, CDR M, for another wonderful weekend ONT!

At services this morning, I almost LOL'd at the special snowflake visiting Rabbi and her over-the-top virtue signaling.

Sad!

Posted by: ibguy at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (vUcdz)

311 So what are the odds this women's march included women who joined just because it was expected of them?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (nBr1j)

312 I know I probably speak for a couple of the other 'rons when I say:

Ladies, you have nothing to apologize for.

We no more hold you accountable for the actions of others of your gender than we do for anyone on account of race. I do not say this is the leftist way, where we say one thing but see only race and gender. Remember, we just do not give a shit and neither do you or you would not be here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (92kX2)

313 "Biafra. That was the part of Nigeria which tried to
declare independence, got stomped with massive loss of life, and then
the UN congratulated itself for... something.

Posted by: keith olbermann's rubber ducky"

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner headed to Biafra, to join the bloody fray....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)

314 They are visiting a gay couple in Palm Springs.

So... no.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 10:19 PM (J5mC3)

There might be a sammich involved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (LRVnP)

315 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (VSjwn)

316 270-Hey yeah cool brand except for the 5000 photos of Melania in the nude. ...

Posted by: Voter dude at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (g8KEa)

317 304
feminists sure seem real interested in their cooters





Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (KZRKO)

-----
No one else was willing to jump in, so to speak.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (prEBe)

318 I used to be all about a huge wall of vintage marshalls back in the day. I still have them, but over the years some very wicked metal amps had risen to the top of the food chain that work really well, so I don't really use the old marshalls anymore, because they can't keep up with the newer breed of amps gain wise. Marshall hasn't made anything that excited me in years. I think my favs right now are the peavey 5150mkII and the mk III, the Engl Savage, the Mesa MKV, the Mesa dual or triple rectifiers, and the Randall Satan. I bounce around between those for different things, but I use mostly the mesa MK V and the randall Satan for gigs. The mesa stuff is USA made and built like a frigging tank.


Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:13 PM

I used to use a 60w Mesa mk1 back in the day. That thing growled. Used to run a bit hot though, but, totally worth it.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (lmIoG)

319 have been wrapping duct tape around my rib cage all day trying to keep the alien from busting out. not feeling too well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)


What's happened, Y5?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

320 the actress who played mrs. Howell was born in 1900 and was 64 in the first episode


Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (KZRKO)

321 Is Biafra where they invented Jello?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

322 305 Thanks Davidt! I always thought Ginger was the hotter of the four girls on the island.

1. Ginger

2. Maryann

3. Mrs. Howell

4. ?????
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:20 PM (D2vc1)

--Not just the count, but it should be "hottest," not "hotter"

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (GsAUU)

323 To the 'Rons here:

I apologize most profusely for the terrible things being done and said by the outrageous asshole women in Washington. They have spit on almost everything I hold dear. But worse: for the last 20 years they have insulted and degraded men. Feminist insist they are smarter, stronger and more virtuous then men. Everyday they demonstrate that lie

I have officially divorced these women. They are not my sisters, and they certainly aren't my gender.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 21, 2017 11:08 PM (nQ10o)


Unfortunately they are your gender, just not in your league of class. They can insult and degrade men all they want, but they can't fool me. I seen them at countless shows, and they are worse than men will ever be. I have seen them pull stunts that men would be in jail for. They do shit men can only dream of. I'm their worst enemy because I don't give a fuck, and I call them out on their bullshit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (aMlLZ)

324 women that acting like a lady can be powerful and influential. The
feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and
base as the worst men.


I don't think she needs to push it, she can just lead by example. Talk about grace under pressure! She is a very dignified lady.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ByNzS)

325 294 I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Your apology is very articulate and I'm with you 100%


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (J5mC3)

I can't find any common ground with shrieking harpies who couldn't appreciate a good man to save their souls, and cannot conceive of apologizing on their behalves.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)

It is mortifying to me that people might think I'm a leftist woman. I live in a liberal community. I'm the only one here who refuses to buy a Subaru or Prius. My next move will be back to a more rural area, where I'm not surrounded by insipid arrogance.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (nQ10o)

326 How can you be friends, really, with a liberal? One of those two was my oldest and dearest friend. Since 1971.

She not only unfriended me, she blocked me. I can still see her stuff if I sign in on Mr. D's account.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM

Have you called her?

I unfriended my dear college roommate and forgot to tell her.

I still talk to her on the phone and e-mail her a couple times a week, but I couldn't take it anymore when she posted a check-your-privilege rant to all her friends and loved ones who voted for Trump. I do not miss the constant meme-passing and questioning "where do you get your news?" when I mentioned something in passing. I don't provide a bibliography when I chat with her, so why do I have to source all my 2-line comments?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (UwMHj)

327 I stared at thousands of women marching today and wondered "WTF? What are you screaming about? In all of recorded history, women have never had it better. Why are you bitching like rabid hyenas?"

So something is obviously wrong with me.
Posted by: shibumi




1. critical theory

2. it is a giant hook up session for ugly women, low tech grinder

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)

328 @277 Berserker-You're not Ola Englund are you?

....and if this chick keeps on tailgating people she's going to have to pull over and let me drive.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (rGKRU)

329 Ginger was 30

mayry annwas 26

Posted by: Original Jake at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (KZRKO)

330 Our wedding was very small - family and a few close friends. I had 4 girlfriends there. Two of them have unfriended me on Facebook so far, over Obama.

Should I worry about losing the other two? They're both liberals as well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)

No.

And I see I wasn't the only one asking about the 4th girl.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (D2vc1)

331 The feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and base as the worst men.

You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (TRzoP)

332 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (VSjwn)


Hush, pointed questions destroy the magic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:25 PM (wCEn4)

333 315 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?
Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (VSjwn)

I have a working theory that the Howells were fugitives from the federal government, and were planning on hijacking the Minnow to take them to a non-extradition country. Hence why they brought all their clothes & cash on a three hour tour. But the boat crashed before they got a chance to pull it off.

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 11:25 PM (7qAYi)

334 Ginger was 30

mayry annwas 26
Posted by: Original Jake at January




heh, reminds me of a bad joke I made about w12s and ages.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

335 I think that's the case in Malibu, too. If you can get to the beach, you can walk on it. It's the access to the beach that might have been bought up.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (eeTCA)

336 It is mortifying to me that people might think I'm a leftist woman. I live in a liberal community. I'm the only one here who refuses to buy a Subaru or Prius. My next move will be back to a more rural area, where I'm not surrounded by insipid arrogance.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (nQ10o)



Buy the vehicle you want and drive it with pride.


That being said, welcome!

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (VSjwn)

337 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (VSjwn)




they were costumes

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

338 Is Biafra where they invented Jello?

*golf clap*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)

339 I've always found this "liberal de-friending" a curious phenomenon. I have a number of liberal friends. We get into some pretty heated discussions but I've never, ever thought of dumping them as friends. But I have had people I thought were friends cut off all contact because then knew I supported Scott Walker. I just found that strange. What goes into such a thought process?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM (lJW6d)

Identifying and avoiding your enemies.

Not sleeping with the enemy, so to speak.

Along those lines.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (D2vc1)

340 331 You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (

I don't think she got a tat, more like a bush sculpture from what I read.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr)

341 You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.

Someone upthread mentioned "pussy masks".

Her lovers need those for survival.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (6FqZa)

342 Unfortunately they are your gender sex, just not in your league of class...

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (aMlLZ)


FIFY. Gender is a grammatical feature of language. Sex (male or female) is an objective physical reality except in the rarest of cases.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (laMCB)

343 as I've mentioned before, i have 4 liberal daughters. I tried with all
my might to raise them right, and it wasn't enough. 2 or 3 of them
marched today. Maybe all 4, they don't really speak to me much. I'm
broken hearted about it but at the same time very happy to have
President Trump!
---

Just becuase they're liberal now doesn't mean that they will always be liberal.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (J5mC3)

344 I don't think she needs to push it, she can just lead by example. Talk about grace under pressure! She is a very dignified lady.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (ByNzS)


I agree that she doesn't need to push it to much.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (mBnZE)

345 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 21, 2017 11:08 PM (nQ10o)



Very well said. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (ByNzS)

346 I think I've done roundabout apologies in a few threads today.

Your apology is very articulate and I'm with you 100%


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:10 PM (J5mC3)




first, no apology necessary.

second, actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)

347 You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.

...on her mouth, apparently.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (eeTCA)

348 I know I probably speak for a couple of the other 'rons when I say:

Ladies, you have nothing to apologize for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (92kX2)


Hear, hear.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (8nWyX)

349 I don't think she got a tat, more like a bush sculpture from what I read.
---

It was a bush sculpture.

That looks like the Nike swoosh.

Which also looks like Trumps hair.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:28 PM (J5mC3)

350
326 How can you be friends, really, with a liberal? One of those two was my oldest and dearest friend. Since 1971.

She not only unfriended me, she blocked me. I can still see her stuff if I sign in on Mr. D's account.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 10:54 PM

Have you called her?

I unfriended my dear college roommate and forgot to tell her.

I still talk to her on the phone and e-mail her a couple times a week, but I couldn't take it anymore when she posted a check-your-privilege rant to all her friends and loved ones who voted for Trump. I do not miss the constant meme-passing and questioning "where do you get your news?" when I mentioned something in passing. I don't provide a bibliography when I chat with her, so why do I have to source all my 2-line comments?


It is very hard to be friends with a knee jerk liberal. I dumped a walking buddy 18 months ago. She is lesbian and radical. Hateful, really. She ruined my walks. One day I turned to her and said: you are deliberately goading me, judging me and bringing me into arguments I don't wish to participate in. Our friendship is FINISHED. It was such a reiief to get her out of my life.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (nQ10o)

351 Hmmm.

Won't let me post Baby Sister Update.

Sadz.

Posted by: ibguy at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (vUcdz)

352 they were costumes

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)




Thank you for your observance.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (VSjwn)

353 You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.

-
"Enter At Your Own Risk"?

"Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here"?

"Leave $5 On the Dresser"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (Nwg0u)

354 well, google mary anne bikini, it lists several pictures of her in various outfits. it also lists several photos of people dressed like mary anne. side by side it is obvious it is not mary anne.

besides fred lapides, whomever he, is is a known dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)

++++

If I understand you correctly, you're saying there's two things that prove it's not her. 1. If you google "mary anne bikini", lots of false hits come up, and 2. because you say so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W)

355 The 'women' are marching because they know a new/old paradigm men rule the roost is eminent ....

Posted by: Voter dude at January 21, 2017 11:30 PM (g8KEa)

356 What's happened, Y5?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




meh, nothing, little cold, or alien infection. worst part is that Mrs.YankeeFifth has the bedside manner of mengle. better off going and hiding in a corner under a chair than letting her know I am sick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

357 The Feminist movement is officially a farce.
Exhibit A: Gloria Steinem falling in the muzzies.

Equal pay?
Equal anything?
How about we cover you in canvas, don't let you vote, no driving a car, don't let you testify in court, and cut off your tender bits?
I am truly gobsmacked.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2017 11:30 PM (w7KSn)

358 @277 Berserker-You're not Ola Englund are you?



Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (rGKRU)

Hell no, I'm American. lol

I did get to hang with him for a bit though, Cool dude.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:30 PM (aMlLZ)

359 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?


Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM

Jeez, next you'll be asking where all the costumes Dr. Smith wore on Lost In Space came from. Top hat and cape, safari outfit with pith helmet, painters smock and beret, judo outfit, baseball uniform. They were all necessary items of clothing stored on the Jupiter 2. Just like Mrs Howell's gear on the Minnow.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (lmIoG)

360 If I understand you correctly, you're saying there's two things that prove it's not her. 1. If you google "mary anne bikini", lots of false hits come up, and 2. because you say so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W




did you google like I asked you too? her face shape is all wrong, Mary Anne has around face, the girl in the photo has a long face.

so your argument is that you refuse to look at my evidence?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)

361 It's a liberal technique to degrade and impugn conservative news sources. When a liberal asks me where I get my news, I say: FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (nQ10o)

362 I have a working theory that the Howells were fugitives from the federal
government, and were planning on hijacking the Minnow to take them to a
non-extradition country. Hence why they brought all their clothes
cash on a three hour tour. But the boat crashed before they got a
chance to pull it off.
--

I'm going to expand on that.

Maybe they made a deal ($$$) with Skipper and he was planning on taking them off course, to drop the Howells off at a non-extradition country.

However, he was unfamiliar with those waters, since they weren't on his regular route, and then they weather started getting rough....

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)

363 If I understand you correctly, you're saying there's two things that prove it's not her. 1. If you google "mary anne bikini", lots of false hits come up, and 2. because you say so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W




what is more, is that the first pic that comes up on the search is the very pic you are wrongly claiming is Mary Anne.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

364 331 The feminist movement seems eager to prove that women can be as foul and base as the worst men.

You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (TRzoP)

Nothing says womanhood when your own flesh and blood doesn't want to live with you.

As much as I despised Obama I never wanted to blow up the White House.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 11:33 PM (voOPb)

365 Jeez, next you'll be asking where all the costumes Dr. Smith wore on Lost In Space came from. Top hat and cape, safari outfit with pith helmet, painters smock and beret, judo outfit, baseball uniform. They were all necessary items of clothing stored on the Jupiter 2. Just like Mrs Howell's gear on the Minnow.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (lmIoG)



You lost me. I only know Pigs in Space.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:34 PM (VSjwn)

366 Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 11:25 PM (7qAYi)

Best theory I've heard so far!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:34 PM (wCEn4)

367
This might be a good thing. Liberals think that identity politics and grievance mongering are some kind of consolidating force.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


The sad thing is some 'reformicons' like Avic Roy are invested in identity politics as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2017 11:34 PM (DNPz2)

368 I've come to the conclusion that Facebook is evil. It may have some minor positive attributes, if you want to keep in touch with family. But for the most part, it is evil incarnate. Nothing good can come from it in this day and age.

I've never signed up, nor used it. Nor with Twitter.

I've always taken the position, "who cares what I think?". So far it's served me well.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 11:34 PM (lJW6d)

369 Madonna, the aging whore, age spots, turkey waddle and all, trying to remain relevant.

It's not working and someone should be kind enough to tell her that not everyone can pull off Cougar.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (Z56vq)

370 @341 boulder termites hobo-That was me up thread that mentioned pussy mask. However the 105 pound "mask" I'd like to wear tonight is probably going to F'ing kill us both before we get to our destination.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (rGKRU)

371
353
You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.



-

"Enter At Your Own Risk"?



"Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here"?



"Leave $5 On the Dresser"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:29 PM (Nwg0u)
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Warning- Crazy. Do Not Insert.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (prEBe)

372 what is more, is that the first pic that comes up on the search is the very pic you are wrongly claiming is Mary Anne.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

Is this about the Popsicle thing? Either way, it is a pretty lady enjoying a frozen treat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (92kX2)

373 As much as I despised Obama I never wanted to blow up the White House.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 11:33 PM (voOPb)

And I sure as hell wouldn't want to get his name tattooed on my dick!

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (7qAYi)

374 It is very hard to be friends with a knee jerk liberal. I dumped a walking buddy 18 months ago. She is lesbian and radical. Hateful, really. She ruined my walks. One day I turned to her and said: you are deliberately goading me, judging me and bringing me into arguments I don't wish to participate in. Our friendship is FINISHED. It was such a reiief to get her out of my life.
---

I've had a difficult relationship with a close friend who is a gay man. He gets his news from John Stewart and thinks that Amy Schumer is god. Or at least his version, because he doesn't have religious beliefs.

In any case, we had a huge falling out a few months ago, and I haven't talked to him since.

And my life is... so much better. He was really high maintenance, and the fact that he went total libtard victim/histrionic/ delusional mode freaked me out.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (J5mC3)

375 340 331 You can appreciate Madonna's passion by the fact that she went out and got a vag tattoo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (

I don't think she got a tat, more like a bush sculpture from what I read.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr)

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Oh. So she's not committed at all then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (TRzoP)

376 Or instead, do we just give up the live music scene completely?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:34 PM (U6f54)

Get a seat down in front, and if the performer starts ragging on Trump, holler "shut up and sing, cockholster".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (LRVnP)

377 Madonna, the aging whore, age spots, turkey waddle and all, trying to remain relevant.

-
She sounded horrible at the Twat Trot today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (Nwg0u)

378 Maryanne with a longbow.


Ginger with a crossbow.



Or vice versa.



Debate.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (VSjwn)

379 I think Judge Jeannine is hot. I am 54, she is 66. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 21, 2017 11:12 PM (UHquB)

Amen to that. I'm 56.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (D2vc1)

380 However the 105 pound "mask" I'd like to wear tonight is probably going to F'ing kill us both before we get to our destination.
Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:35 PM (rGKRU)


Doesn't anyone just use CPAP anymore?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2017 11:37 PM (8nWyX)

381 Daughter H told me today that she was infuriated with some female people she has to associate with that got off onto the topic of today's march and how bad Trump was. She told them she had to go visit her dad at the "home" because he was attacking the nurses "again" and left early. I seem to have raised her right.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (wCEn4)

382 Who is this Madonna person of whom you speak?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (nBr1j)

383
343 as I've mentioned before, i have 4 liberal daughters. I tried with all
my might to raise them right, and it wasn't enough. 2 or 3 of them
marched today. Maybe all 4, they don't really speak to me much. I'm
broken hearted about it but at the same time very happy to have
President Trump!
---

Just becuase they're liberal now doesn't mean that they will always be liberal.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (J5mC3)


I soooo feel your pain. Tomorrow I travel to my beloved daughter's house. She turned radical leftist just out of college. We simply can never ever talk politics and religion. Thank the good Lord my son is conservative.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (nQ10o)

384 the marchers' critical thinking skills have been destroyed.

they are being funded by Soros and the Muslim Brotherhood, and they still think the 60's were cool.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (8mO0Q)

385 Doesn't anyone just use CPAP anymore?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2017 11:37 PM (8nWyX)

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Dude.

Posted by: Bane at January 21, 2017 11:40 PM (prEBe)

386 Madonna?Pffft I have sox older than...oh wait

Posted by: Voter dude at January 21, 2017 11:40 PM (g8KEa)

387 Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:36 PM (D2vc1)

Gentlemen, don't you cradle robbers understand that Judge Jeanine is but a child!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:40 PM (wCEn4)

388 I trim my bush in shapes appropriate for the season. For Easter I do a really cute rabbit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TRzoP)

389 Twat Trot - how very apropos.

I think it's time for all good people to start thinking of ways to neuter George Soros.

What sorts of lawfare can we do? The FBI took out Al Capone with the IRS.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2017 11:41 PM (Z56vq)

390 did you google like I asked you too? her face shape is all wrong, Mary Anne has around face, the girl in the photo has a long face.

so your argument is that you refuse to look at my evidence?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)

what is more, is that the first pic that comes up on the search is the very pic you are wrongly claiming is Mary Anne.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

++++

Here's a clue: telling someone to go google something is not an argument. For one thing, google results vary depending on your prior activity with google, geolocation, etc.

Yes, I googled. My first result is this:
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-dawn-wells-photos/the-sir

That doesn't have the photo in question. You want to link to something to support your argument, then do so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:41 PM (R+30W)

391 I seem to have raised her right.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (wCEn4)



Of course you did.

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:41 PM (VSjwn)

392 361 It's a liberal technique to degrade and impugn conservative news sources. When a liberal asks me where I get my news, I say: FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD.
Posted by: Ladylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabe

thanks for the supportive words. and these, these made me laugh out loud....that's what I'm going to start asaying when my daughter says, that's not a credible source....

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:42 PM (8mO0Q)

393 361 It's a liberal technique to degrade and impugn conservative news sources. When a liberal asks me where I get my news, I say: FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD.
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:31 PM (nQ10o)

I'm stealing that! Making my eyes really wide when I say it, so she'll know I'm joking. She already thinks I'm a religious nut and shouldn't ever mention religion except in passing. She keeps her paganism on the down-low.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 21, 2017 11:42 PM (UwMHj)

394 "...I've always taken the position, "who cares what I think?". So far it's served me well."
-Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 11:34 PM (lJW6d)

It is when I forget to think that way, when I get in trouble.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:43 PM (6gk0M)

395 30 22 Ashley Judd has a great ass! Too bad she's got her head all the way up it.

I believe it's called a "Puffy Scamper", no?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 10:17 PM (lJW6d)


No.

The Scamper is, how to put this in a term that the protesters used today, the pussy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:44 PM (1JnAL)

396 Liberals are miserable shitty people. I don't have any as friends, don't want them, don't give a shit either.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2017 11:45 PM (aMlLZ)

397 No.

The Scamper is, how to put this in a term that the protesters used today, the pussy.

Aha! Thanks for the clarification. Straight from the horses, ahem, uh, er. Straight from the horse, er, source.

NVM

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 11:46 PM (lJW6d)

398 I've come to the conclusion that Facebook is evil. It may have some minor positive attributes, if you want to keep in touch with family. But for the most part, it is evil incarnate. Nothing good can come from it in this day and age.

And I'm not even very close to anybody in my family other than my kids. I might go on though just to see who I need to write off for good.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:46 PM (D2vc1)

399 I had a Prius and it was a nice enough car that my folks bought one a few years later. Especially in the early days a lot of Rs bought them because cool technology and finger to the Sauds after 9/11. But gas got cheaper and other cars caught up with MPG vs the sorry state that existed in 2001-2002 when high MGP choices were limited to wimpy Honda hybrid models, a few econoboxes and the Prius when I was damn well not going to buy a car that didn't do as well MPG wise as my old Audi 4000 that was on its last legs.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 21, 2017 11:46 PM (Jen0I)

400 Hrothgar I'm glad for you.

one thing about my relationship with my mom, a liberal:

I have had a stormy relationship with her, and now, liberal daughters who have a antipathy for my opinions.

but the difference is when i am sad to not be close with them, I call my mom and make our relationship better. it's taken work, but has been encouraging.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q)

401 My next move will be back to a more rural area, where I'm not surrounded by insipid arrogance.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (nQ10o)

I dream that someday I may know what it's like to not live behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)

402 @385 Bane-Well hopefully she's had a CPAP regularly. You for health reasons. $30 dollars for parking.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:48 PM (rGKRU)

403 Damn phone and auto correct.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (rGKRU)

404 "Have you called her?"

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (UwMHj)



Nope. Liberals have made it impossible to have any "safe" subjects. They have politicized everything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (tHwdc)

405 No.

The Scamper is, how to put this in a term that the protesters used today, the pussy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:44 PM (1JnAL)

--Ashley's face is puffy as well.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)

406 I have plenty of Liberal friends.

I am happy to engage in political discussions with them, because I always win. So politics are generally not brought up any more when we get together.

THEY are the one who avoid political chat, believe you me.

Almost all of 'em are women, by the way. I can't think of a Proglodyte among my guy friends, altho there are some who are RINO-ish.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 21, 2017 11:50 PM (kqtMD)

407 399 I had a Prius and it was a nice enough car

We have a Prius, and love it. Also a Camry and Matrix. Somehow became a 3 Toyota family, probably because I hated paying for ridiculous repairs that should not have been occurring at the mileage we had on other cars.

The Prius is a great car for the dollar. Can't drive any cheaper than that, nor more reliably. In fact I've told some friends who mock my choice that the Prius is the most conservative car you can possibly drive. If you care about money, that is.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2017 11:51 PM (lJW6d)

408 Okay, I have seen a Moron with a positive take on Silence. Has anyone else seen it?

I certainly like some of the folks who made it.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU)

409 The reason why Felix the Cat is carrying a bomb dates all the way back to 1928 when VF-6 was redesignated VB-2B to represent their new bombing mission.

Sorry but the Rhinos of VFA-31will never replace the penultimate Grumman 'cat VF-31 flew - the F-14D Tomcat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 21, 2017 11:52 PM (5WfEd)

410 315 How did Mrs. Howell have so many changes of clothes for a 3-hour tour?
Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:21 PM (VSjwn)


Have you ever gone on a cruise with an elderly woman?

I've been on 3 cruises with the MIL, and she has more suitcases than the Mrs, FIL and me combined.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:52 PM (1JnAL)

411 I'm 54.
I'm 56.

Both of you. My lawn. Mow it or get off it.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2017 11:53 PM (iMDvh)

412 --Ashley's face is puffy as well.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)

++++

Puffy and kinda weird.
http://tinyurl.com/h5vz8y7

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2017 11:53 PM (R+30W)

413 And I see I wasn't the only one asking about the 4th girl.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 21, 2017 11:24 PM (D2vc1)

Only one remaining wedding-attending friend is from the 70s. Fond memories from college.
Thank God my college roomie is a conservative. She had a double major including religion. She said that she's known Islam is evil since the mid-70s.
Her sort-of conservative daughter casually referred to her as a "Christian supremacist."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)

414 401 My next move will be back to a more rural area, where I'm not surrounded by insipid arrogance.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:23 PM (nQ10o)

I dream that someday I may know what it's like to not live behind enemy lines.

My husband and I raised our kids in a small town, about an hour from the nearest city. Not very diverse, but the Black families in our community were highly respected and very much loved. Very conservative community. It was bliss.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 21, 2017 11:54 PM (nQ10o)

415 364 Nothing says womanhood when your own flesh and blood doesn't want to live with you.

As much as I despised Obama I never wanted to blow up the White House.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 11:33 PM (voOPb)
--------------------------------------------

Speaking of Madonna's teenage son, what teenage boy wants his mother to parade around naked in public and act like the village slut?

Of course he crossed an ocean to get away from her. Geez...

Posted by: Boots at January 21, 2017 11:55 PM (EBwPV)

416 Almost all of 'em are women, by the way. I can't think of a Proglodyte
among my guy friends, altho there are some who are RINO-ish.
---
I'd say that 98% of the men I know are progs. About half of those are insane Libtards. In fact, I once knew a labor union president who though that the government should provide every citizen with a guaranteed job at a high wage-- for life-- as well as comfortable housing.

It's really, really hard to deal with them.

But then, I'm in greater Detroit, what can you expect?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:55 PM (J5mC3)

417 --Ashley's face is puffy as well.
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)


Yeah.

It's kind of sad, she had about a 5-7 year span that she was kind of hot, but then it went, fast.

Never had that great of a body, her tits looked like a couple of fried eggs.

And I'm a guy that really isn't into big boobs, a nice B/C cup is just perfect.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

418 362
I have a working theory that the Howells were fugitives from the federal

government, and were planning on hijacking the Minnow to take them to a

non-extradition country. Hence why they brought all their clothes

cash on a three hour tour. But the boat crashed before they got a

chance to pull it off.
--

I'm going to expand on that.

Maybe
they made a deal ($$$) with Skipper and he was planning on taking them
off course, to drop the Howells off at a non-extradition country.

However,
he was unfamiliar with those waters, since they weren't on his regular
route, and then they weather started getting rough....


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat!

Thurston "El Chapo" Howell III?!?

Posted by: scrood at January 21, 2017 11:57 PM (XcOXh)

419 Both of you. My lawn. Mow it or get off it.

Heh.

Had the emotional two and a half year old earlier today, and needed to make an adjustment on his car seat. While he "waited" he ran in small circles on the neighbor's lawn.

Too darn cute to tell him to stop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2017 11:57 PM (IcT7t)

420 >>Never had that great of a body, her tits looked like a couple of fried eggs


Gravity is a cruel mistress.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2017 11:57 PM (PPu+l)

421 @ Miley, the Duchess-Seen your post above. It sucks but friends come and go. Some pass on, some just grow apart. Good news is you seem to have a bunch here on top of your own harem of AoS male admirers. I'm sure you're a good friend among the ettes' and would rock some of these dudes world. Cheer up.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:58 PM (rGKRU)

422 Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 21, 2017 11:55 PM (J5mC3)

Detroit is hard because of the gawd damned unions. I know we rightfully blame professors and such for the Progtardation of America, but the fucking unions have a hand in it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 21, 2017 11:58 PM (kqtMD)

423 My next move may be anywhere. My company has a big office in San Diego, but I don't know if I want to stay in California. Unfortunately, with my education and background a lot of work is in the NoVa/DC area. I might try and find an overseas gig, at least for a couple of years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2017 11:58 PM (mBnZE)

424 meh, nothing, little cold, or alien infection.
worst part is that Mrs.YankeeFifth has the bedside manner of mengle.
better off going and hiding in a corner under a chair than letting her
know I am sick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

Shall I kiss it and make it better?
Or, I can do this little Swedish spell: lama lama lut, imorron gar det bort!

<blows 3 times on the owwie>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:59 PM (tHwdc)

425 90, yankeefifth - I've shot both the P320 Fullsize and Compact. The Compact is very close in size to a G19. The Fullsize has a slide maybe 3/4" longer, plus two or so more rounds. There is a 12 round subcompact also, which I have not shot. All-ambi.

It's billed as modular in that the serial-numbered part is a fire control unit with the striker, trigger, ejector, etc. The frames run about $40. So you could buy a new grip in Small, Medium, or Large, barrel, and mag and go from 9 to 40 or .357 Sig. There's a 45 that doesn't interchange with the others. All in all though, it seems to be an accurate, reliable pistol.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 21, 2017 11:59 PM (/WPPJ)

426 Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at January 21, 2017 11:59 PM (VSjwn)

427 405 No.

The Scamper is, how to put this in a term that the protesters used today, the pussy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:44 PM (1JnAL)

--Ashley's face is puffy as well.
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)


That's because any brains she had leaked into her jowels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2017 12:00 AM (voOPb)

428 Besides Heat, Has Puffy Judd been in any decent movie?

Okay, Kiss the Girls was all right.

Yeesh, what a mediocre white woman.

I caught some of Someone Like You on a flight. As shitty as Sex In the City was, that movie was ripoff of it.

Louisville recruited players by having prostitutes sleep with them. Maybe Puffy Judd can do that for her beloved Kentucky Wildcats.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)

429 G'Night, Vendette!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 12:00 AM (6gk0M)

430 384 the marchers' critical thinking skills have been destroyed.

they are being funded by Soros and the Muslim Brotherhood, and they still think the 60's were cool.
Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:38 PM (8mO0Q)

What most of these twat protesters don't understand is that the hippies in the 1960s detested government. They were almost libertarian. Today's left worships leftist government, which can never be too big or authoritarian for them.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (nQ10o)

431 Trump going straight to the CIA and delivering a love letter to them was straight out of Scott Adams "leading and pacing." Just so unreal how well he seems to understand Trump. Kind of starting to make me uncomfortable, at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (QCc6B)

432 Shall I kiss it and make it better?
Or, I can do this little Swedish spell: lama lama lut, imorron gar det bort!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



you are very kind but I am just going to sit here and suffer. make me appreciate being healthy more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

433 You Morons do know, just in this thread Mz Judd has gotten more press time than in the past year...


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (5WfEd)

434
215
Mary Ann

Ginger

Mrs. Howell

?

The Professor identified as 'Trixie.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

Professor was a geek, name would have been Nixie.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (FtrY1)

435 90, yankeefifth - I've shot both the P320 Fullsize and Compact. The Compact is very close in size to a G19. The Fullsize has a slide maybe 3/4" longer, plus two or so more rounds. There is a 12 round subcompact also, which I have not shot. All-ambi.

It's billed as modular in that the serial-numbered part is a fire control unit with the striker, trigger, ejector, etc. The frames run about $40. So you could buy a new grip in Small, Medium, or Large, barrel, and mag and go from 9 to 40 or .357 Sig. There's a 45 that doesn't interchange with the others. All in all though, it seems to be an accurate, reliable pistol.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 21, 2017 11:59 PM (/WPPJ)




thanks!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (cPsPa)

436 Shall I kiss it and make it better?
Or, I can do this little Swedish spell: lama lama lut, imorron gar det bort!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2017 11:59 PM (tHwdc)


Miss, that is not an owwie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (92kX2)

437 The Prius is a great car for the dollar. Can't drive any cheaper than that, nor more reliably. In fact I've told some friends who mock my choice that the Prius is the most conservative car you can possibly drive. If you care about money, that is.

This is silly. Look if you like the car, fine, its a Toyota so its probably fairly reliable. But it is not cheap. Its a huge investment up front, and then after 8-10 years you have to replace the entire battery. The numbers have been run extensively; you end up saving nothing in gas bills, even when gas is expensive, compared to similar model of gas powered car. When you compare it to an economy diesel the cost is outrageous.

I don't care if you want to drive a hybrid, or an electric car. If I was quite wealthy and had to drive to work each day, one as a second car makes sense. But don't fool yourself that you are somehow saving any money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (39g3+)

438 I don't think she got a tat, more like a bush sculpture from what I read.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2017 11:27 PM (hscyr)

There's a word for that: topiary. The art of sculpting bushes into fanciful shapes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (LRVnP)

439
Speaking of Madonna's teenage son, what teenage boy wants his mother to parade around naked in public and act like the village slut?

Of course he crossed an ocean to get away from her. Geez...
Posted by: Boots at January 21, 2017 11:55 PM (EBwPV)


About 10 years ago I went to NYC with the Mrs, my mom, and my sister for a weekend. They wanted to go shop, I wanted to go back to the hotel bar. We both won, so I started the walk back to the hotel. Was on a side street by one of the big department stores, and out of a doorway comes a couple. They guy and I give each other the "what's up nod", and the poor guy looked dead behind the eyes. That's when I heard a couple of women behind me shriek "It's Madonna!!!". The guy was Guy Richie, he looked miserable. She looked like shit. Not, needs to brush out her hair and put on some makeup and look good, but no matter what you did, she was going to look like shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (1JnAL)

440 431 Trump going straight to the CIA and delivering a love letter to them was straight out of Scott Adams "leading and pacing." Just so unreal how well he seems to understand Trump. Kind of starting to make me uncomfortable, at this point.
Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (QCc6B)

Are you saying Trump has been drawing Dilbert for years? Is there anything this man cannot do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (92kX2)

441 Miss, that is not an owwie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (92kX2)




hey, we are trying not to cough up a lung here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (cPsPa)

442 Detroit is hard because of the gawd damned unions. I know we rightfully
blame professors and such for the Progtardation of America, but the
fucking unions have a hand in it.///

Flint was the canary before Detroit, both were destroyed by unions. It was an up and coming city in the 60s.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (W6Ch1)

443 Both of you. My lawn. Mow it or get off it.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2017 11:53 PM (iMDvh)


LOL teej!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:04 AM (tHwdc)

444 Does anyone read the right scoop? Total fish wrap...When I need to pick up dog squeeze I use the right scoop and scoopermexican

Posted by: Voter dude at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (g8KEa)

445 And I'm a guy that really isn't into big boobs, a nice B/C cup is just perfect.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

--Same here. I grade easy on boobage. As long as they touch the wall before the tummy does (with due exception for pregnancy).

Her sister Wynona was kind of a skank.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (GsAUU)

446 Heh, Outlaw Josey Wales on History.

I'm in.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (GsAUU)

447 Are you saying Trump has been drawing Dilbert for years? Is there anything this man cannot do?

Menstruate?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2017 12:06 AM (IcT7t)

448 I belong to a couple of English Springer Facebook groups. A lot of the folks are British. It's supposed to be non political but they did sneak in a few pro-Brexit comments. I also had some folks I don't personally know and some family. I started getting these Lefty friend of a friend posts. They didn't like my responses. I went through and started unfriending people, until I got back to mostly Springer posts. I'm just not willing to put up with it any more.

Husband's nephew lives near Hyrum, UT. He went into town and there were about 100 women (according to him), protesting. I guess the madness is everywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)

449 Willy J. I hear you, and I agree

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2017 12:07 AM (8mO0Q)

450 Heh, kids up to 12 allowed to run, laugh and play all they want.
Good teens too.
I cut through more yards to get where I was going as a kid than I can count.
Never anything but hi ya's and friendly waves.
But then, Kansas.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2017 12:07 AM (iMDvh)

451 Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (W6Ch1)

I don't doubt it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:07 AM (kqtMD)

452 Louisville recruited players by having prostitutes sleep with them. Maybe Puffy Judd can do that for her beloved Kentucky Wildcats.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)

Nah, Kentucky does it the old fashioned way by paying the kids and having "tutors" take their tests.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 22, 2017 12:07 AM (1JnAL)

453 Posted by: Voter dude at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (g8KEa)

oh no, I used to like soopermexican. What happened to him?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:08 AM (kqtMD)

454 Ashley's chuds began to sag, so I motored on!

Posted by: Dario Franchitti at January 22, 2017 12:08 AM (XcOXh)

455 oh no, I used to like soopermexican. What happened to him?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January



Original Jake

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:09 AM (cPsPa)

456 The Prius is a great car for the dollar. Can't drive any cheaper than that, nor more reliably. In fact I've told some friends who mock my choice that the Prius is the most conservative car you can possibly drive. If you care about money, that is.
-------

Glad that you are happy with it. How much subsidy did you take from the rest of us?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2017 12:09 AM (ZO497)

457 @ Miley, the Duchess-Seen your post above. It sucks
but friends come and go. Some pass on, some just grow apart. Good news
is you seem to have a bunch here on top of your own harem of AoS male
admirers. I'm sure you're a good friend among the ettes' and would rock
some of these dudes world. Cheer up.

Posted by: JROD at January 21, 2017 11:58 PM (rGKRU)

Thank you for your kind words, JROD. I'm more reflective than sad. If people will unfriend over politics, why preserve the shell?
LOL at harem. I like to be silly here. But I do feel that the friendships are real, because the Horde is the best group I've ever found. Wonderful people here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:10 AM (tHwdc)

458 Heh, kids up to 12 allowed to run, laugh and play all they want.

Good teens too.

I cut through more yards to get where I was going as a kid than I can count.

Never anything but hi ya's and friendly waves.

But then, Kansas.


This is the neighbor that leaves nasty notes on cars parked on the public street in front of their house.

So I really had no problem with the little guy doing laps in the grass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2017 12:10 AM (IcT7t)

459 447 Are you saying Trump has been drawing Dilbert for years? Is there anything this man cannot do?

Menstruate?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2017 12:06 AM (IcT7t)

He has Jenner for that. Or not.

I respect the for having a teenager in his 70's though. Can you imagine that?

"Dammit, I would rather deal with the Palestinian BS right now than listen to your mopey whining!"

"I Hate you! Maybe I'll run off and go to CHYNA!"

"I am getting too old for this shit. You see this pussy, Chris Mathews? You want to be like that when you are a man?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:10 AM (92kX2)

460 There's a word for that: topiary. The art of sculpting bushes into fanciful shapes.

-------

Dopiary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2017 12:10 AM (TRzoP)

461 WAY TMI on the whole MisHum unveiling /celebration / preening. Gotta limit my visits to these ONT's. Yeesh.

Posted by: MSTisdale at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (g9d8D)

462 23 Seen on Twitter today:

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.


Best post of the night, hands down!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (nQ10o)

463 Nah, Kentucky does it the old fashioned way by paying the kids and having "tutors" take their tests.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's
------------

Pfft. We just create an empty, meaningless, 'degree program'.

Posted by: UNC at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (ZO497)

464 >>>>hey, we are trying not to cough up a lung here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (cPsPa)

Oh, you have what we've had the past week.....

MucinexDM and - if you have a kind doctor friend - Tussin pearls. Works wonders.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (Saqzi)

465 --Ashley's face is puffy as well.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)





That's because any brains she had leaked into her jowels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2017 12:00 AM (voOPb)


LOL Mis. Hum.!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)

466 Seen on Twitter today:

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.


Best post of the night, hands down!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (nQ10o)



That...is...awesome.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2017 12:13 AM (aMlLZ)

467 431 Trump going straight to the CIA and delivering a love letter to them was straight out of Scott Adams "leading and pacing." Just so unreal how well he seems to understand Trump. Kind of starting to make me uncomfortable, at this point.
Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (QCc6B)


Trump may be a showman, but under it all, he's a businessman. If he thinks working with his worst enemy would make him a buck, he will do that.

Him going to the CIA is telling them that he's the fucking boss now, and we are going to do business, capice?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 22, 2017 12:13 AM (1JnAL)

468 you are very kind but I am just going to sit here and suffer. make me appreciate being healthy more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

Then I guess I can't say, "How YOU doin'?"
But I hope you doin' better soon, (((Y5)))

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)

469 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:09 AM (cPsPa)

Ha! But he could still blog and Tweet after deportation.

Sounds like he made a Left turn.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:15 AM (kqtMD)

470 What a difference a day makes. Before Friday, I went to bed each night dreading what fresh hell the new day would bring. Now I can't wait for the sun to come up and see what transpires.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2017 12:15 AM (JO9+V)

471
Trump may be a showman, but under it all, he's a businessman. If he thinks working with his worst enemy would make him a buck, he will do that.

Him going to the CIA is telling them that he's the fucking boss now, and we are going to do business, capice?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 22, 2017 12:13 AM (1JnAL)


Hmmmm. I like this. I like it a lot.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:15 AM (nQ10o)

472 462 23 Seen on Twitter today:

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.


Best post of the night, hands down!
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (nQ10o)


Yep, that's a keeper.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2017 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

473 Miss, that is not an owwie.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:02 AM (92kX2)


Oh, that's unfortunate - I just said that tomorrow it will be gone,,,

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

474 460
There's a word for that: topiary. The art of sculpting bushes into fanciful shapes.



-------



Dopiary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Chudiary: the art of sculpting sagging chuds into fanciful shapes; see Ashley Judd's rack.

Posted by: scrood at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (XcOXh)

475
--Same here. I grade easy on boobage. As long as they touch the wall before the tummy does (with due exception for pregnancy).

Her sister Wynona was kind of a skank.
Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (GsAUU)


Well, the stomach touching the wall first was never a deal breaker for me.

Pretty sad that of the mother and 2 daughters, the most hittable one is the mother with Hep C.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (1JnAL)

476 Well, old age and that rare shot of Blantons I had a bit ago catching up.
Glad I made ya laugh Miley.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (iMDvh)

477 Oh, that's unfortunate - I just said that tomorrow it will be gone,,,
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

Hah! *bow*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:17 AM (92kX2)

478 G'Night, Teej!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)

479 Pfft. We just create an empty, meaningless, 'degree program'.
Posted by: UNC at January 22, 2017 12:11 AM (ZO497)


We just have our guys take classes at NC AandT

Posted by: Duke University at January 22, 2017 12:20 AM (1JnAL)

480 goodnight Teej...

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2017 12:20 AM (8mO0Q)

481 The Prius is a great car for the dollar. Can't drive any cheaper than that,///

I would drive a Prius with no shame if that were true. But if you do the math of total cost per 100,000 miles including purchase price, fuel cost and maintenance (batteries are expensive). A Prius is not the cheapest car to drive compared to similar sized gasoline powered cars.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:20 AM (W6Ch1)

482 The Donald was very well received at the CIA by what I assume are the worker bees.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:21 AM (kqtMD)

483 Good night all.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 22, 2017 12:21 AM (nQ10o)

484 'Nite teej! It was nice to cross your path twice this weekend!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:21 AM (tHwdc)

485 G'Night, Ladylibertarian...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 12:22 AM (6gk0M)

486 Good night, teej!

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:22 AM (GsAUU)

487 Guess I will say goodnight as well!

Still pinching myself, and NOT tired of winning!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:23 AM (kqtMD)

488 Night to all those leaving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2017 12:23 AM (92kX2)

489 Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q

Keep at it, of my family one son and the daughter are solid conservatives, one son and wife seem to be conservative leaning, but I just never discuss politics with them because I don't see them that often and don't need potential conflict when I do, because grandkids.

Take care all, remember this is the first Trumpian Sunday. Good night!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2017 12:23 AM (wCEn4)

490 g'nite Lady

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2017 12:24 AM (8mO0Q)

491 482 The Donald was very well received at the CIA by what I assume are the worker bees.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:21 AM (kqtMD)



They probably really like the idea of a president that actually will want to use the intelligence to actually hurt our enemies.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 12:25 AM (Ea1ES)

492 G'Night, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 12:25 AM (6gk0M)

493 "Trump Hands off my Vajayjay!"

Posted by: Sign by morbidly obese protester with "front butt" at January 22, 2017 12:26 AM (VdICR)

494
Quick driveby to say hello. Great fun today at the range, I will have to replace a crapload of .22 now. Older granddaughter aced my ass again. This kid is a real natural, and I love it. Doesn't hurt that I taught her the basics, either.

So remember, y'all, we are Americans--so that head is held HIGH--most especially now.

Cherish our country--we're back!

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (X35Yt)

495 481 The Prius is a great car for the dollar. Can't drive any cheaper than that,///

I would drive a Prius with no shame if that were true. But if you do the math of total cost per 100,000 miles including purchase price, fuel cost and maintenance (batteries are expensive). A Prius is not the cheapest car to drive compared to similar sized gasoline powered cars.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:20 AM (W6Ch1)

++++

Batteries are expensive, but if you only go by the first 100K miles, you will have zero battery expenses.

To answer the first one, John Hanson, Toyota's National Manager, Environmental, Safety Quality Communications, responds:

"The battery pack in any hybrid Toyota is warranted either for 10 years or 150,000 miles (in states with California emissions laws) or 8 years or 100,000 miles in all other states."

And, he adds, "There's no pro-rating at all. The battery will be replaced at no cost if necessary during the warranty period."


http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1059907_the-
ultimate-guide-toyota-prius-battery-life-cost-and-warranty

If your plan is to replace the car before it hits 100K, you just need to worry about finding a buyer. But, that might not be so easy since they will need to worry about the battery reaching its end of life.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (R+30W)

496 goodnight and thanks Hrothgar

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (8mO0Q)

497 G'Night, irongrampa!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (6gk0M)

498
I just read that George Will's contract with FOX has not been renewed, so he won't be on the panels any more. You know, he and Ted Baxter got into it a while back over Baxter's Reagan book. And Will was a NeverTrumper, who famously called him a "coarse and vulgar man".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 22, 2017 12:28 AM (DW+jj)

499 I forget to thank the 'ettes for their high tolerance for gross out humor.

A: You made fun of how Hillary dressed?
B: Yes.
A: Is that unfriendly to women?
B: It's very friendly, they laugh even harder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2017 12:29 AM (VdICR)

500 The correct answer is 1963 Bandmaster hotrodded to 100W with 4 twelves in two cabs

Posted by: MAx at January 22, 2017 12:30 AM (28bvX)

501 Marshall early 70's 50 watt tremolo head
rewired with chanel one preamping chanel two
tremolo disabled and the speed knob as master volume Tone Monster from sparkling clean to overdrive heaven depending how you set the vol's

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2017 12:35 AM (TdKpj)

502 >>The correct answer is 1963 Bandmaster hotrodded to 100W with 4 twelves in two cabs


I always preferred the 4 x 10 cabs.

More focused punch.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2017 12:36 AM (PPu+l)

503 Needs upholstery.

Posted by: navybrat at January 22, 2017 12:36 AM (w7KSn)

504 Evening Horde of Joy.....

Plus Palace Grade O-5........M.P. ONT......

The Devil Dog clip is MAGNIFICENT!

Y'all take note of the indentations in the Parade Ground......PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE......an a Unsurpassed Sense of HONOR and DUTY.

God Bless Em All.

8th an I personifies the ol' adage......
"The streets are lined"......

America is ALWAYS GREAT. No Better Place On Earth.

Hope everyone's plus one and the start of plus two is Fantastic.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 12:36 AM (y8moW)

505 If your plan is to replace the car before it hits
100K, you just need to worry about finding a buyer. But, that might not
be so easy since they will need to worry about the battery reaching its
end of life.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (R+30W)
Being a cheap bastard I drive older gas guzzlers. Because $5,000 in lower purchase price buys a lot of gas. And I fix my own cars so the older they are the more cofotable I am.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:37 AM (W6Ch1)

506 The best car I ever had for fuel economy was a Jetta turbo diesel, but it depends on the driving you're doing and what the diesel taxes are like in your state. I swear it broke 50MPG across the High Desert, but for three-mile city commutes it wasn't that impressive and not worth going out of my way to get to a station that had diesel (and then pay more for it compared to gas).

That turbo aspiration sound was pretty sweet though.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2017 12:37 AM (8nWyX)

507 My Boomer parents both bought Prius's and I originally HATED them. But you know what? They are like yuppie pick-up trucks. Super adaptable and you can carve out monster cargo space by folding out the rear seats. Very, very handy cars.

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2017 12:37 AM (QCc6B)

508 Hey everybody.

I just read at Twitter that film director Guillermo Del Toro has actually hired *Nick Searcy* to play a role in his upcoming film, "Shape Of Water."

A Hollywood film director willing to put politics aside to hire the best actor?!?!? Someone must be slipping something into Del Toro's 100% Colombian coffee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2017 12:38 AM (u8kLQ)

509 America is ALWAYS GREAT. No Better Place On Earth.



Hope everyone's plus one and the start of plus two is Fantastic.





Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 12:36 AM (y8moW)

That's some joyful entrance, Hillbillyking! Happy Day 1 of the Trump Era.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:40 AM (tHwdc)

510 I know guys who play the upright bass, 3/4 size, and they put it in a Prius.
The neck goes up on the dash a bit, but who cares.

Posted by: navybrat at January 22, 2017 12:40 AM (w7KSn)

511 When did half of American woman turn into Marsha Brady?

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2017 12:40 AM (TdKpj)

512 I just got a 2000 vette for $6000 and i think I'll never drive a non-vette again

Posted by: MAx at January 22, 2017 12:41 AM (28bvX)

513 I meant Jan?

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2017 12:42 AM (TdKpj)

514 When did half of American woman turn into Marsha Brady?

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2017 12:40 AM (TdKpj)

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! It's always about Marcia!

Posted by: Jan at January 22, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc)

515 I always thought Cindi was the hot one.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 22, 2017 12:44 AM (PPu+l)

516 Cindy? Pffft. Try Bobby.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 22, 2017 12:45 AM (TRzoP)

517 I trim my bush in shapes appropriate for the season. For Easter I do a really cute rabbit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TRzoP)

Here's your hanging curve ball kids.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 22, 2017 12:49 AM (Jcg9Q)

518 Oh, you have what we've had the past week.....

MucinexDM and - if you have a kind doctor friend - Tussin pearls. Works wonders.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January




Thanks.

you new here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

519 I just read at Twitter that film director Guillermo Del Toro has actually hired *Nick Searcy* to play a role in his upcoming film, "Shape Of Water."

A Hollywood film director willing to put politics aside to hire the best actor?!?!? Someone must be slipping something into Del Toro's 100% Colombian coffee.


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2017 12:38 AM


Well, NS is pretty good and woefully underused by Hollywood. Politics aside, it's a shrewd move to cast him. He brings some clout to a part and is far from overexposed.

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (lmIoG)

520 Then I guess I can't say, "How YOU doin'?"
But I hope you doin' better soon, (((Y5)))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




thanks. kind words and hugs are always appreciated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

521 516 Cindy? Pffft. Try Bobby.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 22, 2017 12:45 AM (TRzoP)


Where's Mike?

:::squirt:::

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (1JnAL)

522 453' Scooper was a huge Cruz Boi anx seemed to have gpnr off the rails full tilt Goebbels

Posted by: Voter dude at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (g8KEa)

523 I just got a 2000 vette for $6000 and i think I'll never drive a non-vette again///

Just checked Craigslist and dam 2000ish Corvettes go for cheap. I may need to get one

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (W6Ch1)

524 Ha! But he could still blog and Tweet after deportation.

Sounds like he made a Left turn.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




you mean liberal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

525 just one more state leg goes republican they can amend the constitution "put that in ya pipe and smoke it!" While the left has been pedaling propaganda and believing in bias polls the right has been gaining considerable power Take Heart
we surround them and they don't even know it!!

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (TdKpj)

526
Where's Mike?

:::squirt:::
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM


Might not want to squirt in here.

Posted by: Mike Brady at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (1JnAL)

527 when i was a waitress in 91, as I took the order of
2 men, i made eye contact with each, and the second was Barry Williams : Greg Brady! my adolescent mind inside my 30-year-old body yelled. but i stayed cool--

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2017 12:53 AM (8mO0Q)

528 just got a 2000 vette for $6000 and i think I'll never drive a non-vette again///

Just checked Craigslist and dam 2000ish Corvettes go for cheap. I may need to get one
Posted by: Willy J. at January




vettes are a lot of fun

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)

529 SNL just jumped the shark. They ended show with a goodbye song to Obama. Seriously!

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2017 12:54 AM (ADIwO)

530 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

Dude, she's old-school. Makes meth, amirite, TD?

You seriously have to remember her from a while back.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:54 AM (kqtMD)

531 have had some odd desire to get my hands on an old TransAm. hated em when they were out but would like to do something of a resto mod.

something in the 77 range.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:55 AM (cPsPa)

532 SNL just jumped the shark.

Just?

I mean...

Congrats on waking up from your coma!

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2017 12:55 AM (iKu60)

533
obama was the Left's Ronald Reagan

The Left is the exact opposite of Us, and obama was the exact opposite of Reagan in every single way.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 22, 2017 12:56 AM (5TJzn)

534 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

Well, it seemed like that's what the commenter was getting at, but maybe it was a troll?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:56 AM (kqtMD)

535 You seriously have to remember her from a while back.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




uh no. sorry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:56 AM (cPsPa)

536 Well, it seemed like that's what the commenter was getting at, but maybe it was a troll?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




huh, seems unlikely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)

537 yankeefifth, I just saw where you are feeling puny. You should go get some sleep!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 12:58 AM (kqtMD)

538 Both of you. My lawn. Mow it or get off it.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2017 11:53 PM (iMDvh)

Can you confirm Eve was hot?

Vic says yes, but I want a second opinion.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 22, 2017 12:58 AM (Jcg9Q)

539 And I'm a guy that really isn't into big boobs, a nice B/C cup is just perfect.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at January 21, 2017 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

--Same here. I grade easy on boobage. As long as they touch the wall before the tummy does (with due exception for pregnancy).

Her sister Wynona was kind of a skank.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 12:05 AM (GsAUU)

I just want to be able to touch them. I don't care how big they are.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 22, 2017 12:59 AM (Jcg9Q)

540
Indeed, obama's first term was the mirror opposite of Reagan's.

By 1984, President Reagan made everything better. By 2012, obama made everything worse. Only a lousy worthless weak Republican could lose to obama in 2012...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 22, 2017 12:59 AM (5TJzn)

541 So, what's a good starter handgun - any thoughts from the Horde?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc)

542 yankeefifth, I just saw where you are feeling puny. You should go get some sleep!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




thanks. went to bed early last evening, slept late today, napped on and off all afternoon and evening. but you are right, will probably go to bed in an bit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:00 AM (cPsPa)

543 SNL just jumped the shark. They ended show with a goodbye song to Obama. Seriously!

They've jumped so many times the shark doesn't even look up anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2017 01:00 AM (IcT7t)

544 So, what's a good starter handgun - any thoughts from the Horde?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




have you ever shot a gun? what are you going to do with it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)

545 something in the 77 range.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
Restomod is what I would want also. Here in MN finding a fairly rust free car at a decent price makes it hard to find a project car worth building though.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)

546 have you ever shot a gun? what are you going to do with it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)

Not to speak of, maybe 7-8 times, most recently 20 years ago in the Cali desert.

This would be concealed carry, once I'm comfortable with it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:03 AM (tHwdc)

547 Restomod is what I would want also. Here in MN finding a fairly rust free car at a decent price makes it hard to find a project car worth building though.
Posted by: Willy J. at January



well, yeah MN is hard on cars, but that is because you guys know how to deal with snow.

not really interested in doing the resto, just want to drive it around so it compliments my gth pants.

were you the guy saying you liked camping in the boundary waters in winter yesterday?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:03 AM (cPsPa)

548 Not to speak of, maybe 7-8 times, most recently 20 years ago in the Cali desert.

This would be concealed carry, once I'm comfortable with it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




well, has the statute of limitations expired on the reason you were shooting a gun in desert?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)

549 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)

550 well, has the statute of limitations expired on the reason you were shooting a gun in desert?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)

I was bonding with a young stud. By now he's 43.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (tHwdc)

551 Maybe Teresa predates you, but she's been around a good while.

Not lately, but she's definitely been here for years.

Voter dude doesn't sound familiar to me,though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (kqtMD)

552 night Slapweasel

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (cPsPa)

553 I think the 5 election night threads from a couple days ago should be a stand-alone somewhere.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (N1EBU)

554 I was bonding with a young stud. By now he's 43.

So, yeah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




well the short answer is get something you are comfortable with. no point in getting some huge gun or some huge calibre you are not comfortable with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:07 AM (cPsPa)

555 were you the guy saying you liked camping in the boundary waters in winter yesterday?

No I've gone canoeing in the Boundary Waters which was enjoyable. And I've done winter camping which was not enjoyable. Good lessons in survival though.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 01:07 AM (W6Ch1)

556 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:00 AM (cPsPa)

Rest, and plenty of hot tea and chicken soup. And a humidifier, if it's a congestion sinus type affair.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:07 AM (kqtMD)

557 she's definitely been here for years.

Voter dude doesn't sound familiar to me,though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at Januar




huh. maybe she did not always have the Fort Worth in her nic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

558 It's got to be a reasonable size to conceal. Whatever I buy, I'll have to become comfortable with.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:09 AM (tHwdc)

559 Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (N1EBU)

Great idea.

#TwoWeeks

Seriously is a good idea, though.

Did they ever post a good mash-up of all the media reactions? SO freaking epic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:09 AM (kqtMD)

560 No I've gone canoeing in the Boundary Waters which was enjoyable. And I've done winter camping which was not enjoyable. Good lessons in survival though.
Posted by: Willy J. at January



the warm months in the boundary waters are good but I like the winter months too, so long as adequate preparations are taken.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:09 AM (cPsPa)

561 Ahhh Queen M......
Thank Ya Darlin....Plus Hottub, if ya ain't already got one....

I've been on a "prolonged" celebration......drinkin the High Grade and reveling in the TRUMPTACULARNESS since Thursday......(gonna pay for it Bigtime Monday, LOL!)

Y'all here at AoS......well, it's the safe port in the storm, so to speak.

And, well........NOW ITS OUR FUCKIN OCEAN!

I fought and bled for My America.....every American I've ever met bleeds red.....It's OUR Devotion to Freedom that sets us apart....
NO ONE ELSE DOES THAT!!!!!!!!!!

The last 8 years insinuated that, that was a Bad thing........"Luvin an bein Proud of my Home is Bad somehow?"........Fuck That.

I Hope that we now have a FORCE.......That understands that putting US, (btw the pun there is obvious, heh)...First.....is a good thing.

The Horde of Joy is/has been exceptional throughout this adventure....

I offer" tanks" for your efforts......an El Supremo, well....he's OK too. ;-)

"M1As with reactive armor an a upgrade skirt kit.....just sayin..."




Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (y8moW)

562 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

No, I thinks he always has had that, I used to confuse her with jewells for some reason.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (kqtMD)

563 The entire right hand column is garbage waste and needs to be revised.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (N1EBU)

564 Rest, and plenty of hot tea and chicken soup. And a humidifier, if it's a congestion sinus type affair.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




thanks. I am exiling myself to the far corners or our apartment to make sure I do not infect Mrs.YankeeFifth with the alien. lots of soup, fruit, and water. no scotch, very little coffee.

you advice is appreciated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:11 AM (cPsPa)

565 408-logprof - I saw Silence. It was thought provoking and somewhat long but quite compelling. Scorsese brings his faith and his attention to detail, time and place to the story of the persecution of Catholics in Japan, years after St. Francis Xavier and his missionaries had converted so many. Some parts are hard to watch. I'm told its faithful to the novel it's based on, which doesn't, to my mind, convey what it is about Catholicism that led so many to suffer so much for its sake. It does make one think of the places where people still suffer like that, though.

Posted by: vivi at January 22, 2017 01:11 AM (11H2y)

566 Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (y8moW)


I want what he's[i/] having.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:12 AM (tHwdc)

567 Crap. what did I do?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:13 AM (tHwdc)

568 ...and goodnight, all.

Posted by: vivi at January 22, 2017 01:13 AM (11H2y)

569 551 Maybe Teresa predates you, but she's been around a good while.

Not lately, but she's definitely been here for years.

Voter dude doesn't sound familiar to me,though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:06 AM (kqtMD)


Yep Teresa is a longtime ette

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:13 AM (Ea1ES)

570 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:11 AM (cPsPa)

Kind of you to avoid contaminating the Mrs.

Be well, sweet pea.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:14 AM (kqtMD)

571 563 The entire right hand column is garbage waste and needs to be revised.
Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (N1EBU)


#twoweeks.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:14 AM (Ea1ES)

572 The website is absurdly stodgy. There is a lot of visual clutter. It still stinks of NeverTrump mentality, the back-tacking is absurd.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:14 AM (N1EBU)

573 the warm months in the boundary waters are good but I like the winter months too, so long as adequate preparations are taken.///

My sleeping bag the one time I went winter camping was not quite up to the temps. The quiet in the woods was cool. But not sleeping sucked so I never tried it again.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 01:14 AM (W6Ch1)

574 Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:13 AM (Ea1ES)

LOL, I was about to ask you if you remembered her!

Mero taught me how to search Google for stuff from here, not just the usual way, I mean... of course I don't remember now.

Something with minx and the mununu part and site:, but hell if I can recall.

That's a way to see if people have been here before, but of course I remember Teresa without that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:17 AM (kqtMD)

575 It's got to be a reasonable size to conceal. Whatever I buy, I'll have to become comfortable with.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




well, it not everyone has the same thought about reasonable. are you going to carry it in your judith lieber clutch or strapped to you thigh under you gown?

really elegant older lady who is a friend of our recently bought a sig p238. should could not hold anything bigger or heavier but she carries it everywhere and sleeps with it under her pillow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)

576 Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:14 AM (N1EBU)

Oh, go away already.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:18 AM (kqtMD)

577 Leftist animal pandering and non-leftist Charles Bukowski / Tom Wolfe / Hunter Thompson mind bombs are incompatible.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:18 AM (N1EBU)

578 My sleeping bag the one time I went winter camping was not quite up to the temps. The quiet in the woods was cool. But not sleeping sucked so I never tried it again.
Posted by: Willy J. at January




heh, having to stay awake so you do not freeze is no way to spend your weekend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:19 AM (cPsPa)

579 Is this raykon on meds?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:20 AM (kqtMD)

580 so MissTammy, how come we have been blessed with your presence here more than usual lately? it is very nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:21 AM (cPsPa)

581 Hey everybody.

logprof and others: I'm thinking about seeing Silence tomorrow, will let you all know if I do and what I thought.

I also want to see The Founder.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2017 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)

582 Ugh, I give up on homework for tonight.

I think I've got it figured out, but we'll see if it makes sense in the morning. Luckily I can go in on Monday and finish it with the prof in his office to answer questions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:21 AM (mBnZE)

583 I figured they were talking about all the links to other sites on the side bar that likely go to dead links and it practically took an act of God to get LGF removed after he went psycho purge.

If he's talking about the headlines section then he's a dipshit.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:23 AM (Ea1ES)

584 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:21 AM (cPsPa)

Husband is even more engaged than usual in work. Good news is, he thinks he'll be done in March, which is a year and a half early. Which will also trigger a huge bonus, not that we really need it,but he is never satisfied.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:24 AM (kqtMD)

585 Pre-Trump, the Thing. Post (anti) Trump: nothing.

A beautiful day: Ace of Spades has became George Will in the speed of the internet.

Removal of the pompous self-reference (as if anybody cared about how many minutes ago anyone posted) would be like an editor cutting an article from 2000 words to 500.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:24 AM (N1EBU)

586 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 12:27 AM (R+30W)
Being a cheap bastard I drive older gas guzzlers. Because $5,000 in lower purchase price buys a lot of gas. And I fix my own cars so the older they are the more cofotable I am.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 12:37 AM (W6Ch1)

Agree. Depreciation is a huge dollar hit. So are financing charges. And you pay financing charges for the depreciated value that you lose when it rolls off the dealer's lot.

And, if you are like me, and drive a pretty old car or truck, paid for in cash, and self-repaired, you don't need collision insurance. If I wreck my car due to my own foolishness, I pay to fix it, or fix it myself. Another large recurring expense eliminated. I do carry fire and theft, which is not expensive, and both of those could result in a total loss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:25 AM (LRVnP)

587 Husband is even more engaged than usual in work. Good news is, he thinks he'll be done in March, which is a year and a half early. Which will also trigger a huge bonus, not that we really need it,but he is never satisfied.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January



so it is a win win for you and me!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)

588 582 Ugh, I give up on homework for tonight.

I think I've got it figured out, but we'll see if it makes sense in the morning. Luckily I can go in on Monday and finish it with the prof in his office to answer questions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:21 AM (mBnZE)


What class?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:25 AM (Ea1ES)

589 Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:23 AM (Ea1ES)

I figured it was the blogroll ,too, but if it bothers him so bigly, he can move on, yes?'

It's for his own good, the first movie review he experiences will send him over the edge.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:26 AM (kqtMD)

590 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)


*blushes*

For us all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:27 AM (kqtMD)

591 I know guys who play the upright bass, 3/4 size, and they put it in a Prius.
The neck goes up on the dash a bit, but who cares.

Posted by: navybrat at January 22, 2017 12:40 AM (w7KSn)

I could haul a few 12-foot 2X6's in my Suburban, with the barn doors closed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:27 AM (LRVnP)

592 *blushes*

For us all!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




sure, them too I guess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:27 AM (cPsPa)

593
What class?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:25 AM (Ea1ES)


Econometrics. Just a lot of reading about how to set up the probit model in R and then applying it to the homework data.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:27 AM (mBnZE)

594 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:27 AM (cPsPa)

I meant you and me and Thor!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:28 AM (kqtMD)

595 I meant you and me and Thor!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January



Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (cPsPa)

596 The non-left needs a New York Times and an NPR, with the talent and artistry of the NY Times and NPR.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (N1EBU)

597 Did we just acquire a late night troll or something?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (Jcg9Q)

598
I meant you and me and Thor!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:28 AM (kqtMD)


*backs away slowly*

Redheads...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (mBnZE)

599 Miley....

A SW Bodyguard .380 is a choice.....or any Revolver from a reputable company, SW, Colt, etc....in a .38 range....different from the .380....

Find a local gunshop that advertises online, (at least they're tryin to be 21st C)....and sign up for a concealed carry class....(if you're in Cali, well.....at least a start....)...

Be Bold an Eager to learn...and Firm.

The end result is a sense of empowerment that is worth every dollar.

And while you're at it....g-oogle "women's self defense"....an find a instructor in your area......

That sorta stuff is worth it's weight in gold.

The Ol' Amazon Warrior Queen thanks me for making sure she became more self reliant/confident over the course of our marriage all the time.

I'm glad I'm heavily armed, cause She is Fuckin BadAsss.....heh.

Really Miley....Empower yourself in the manner that matters.
You deserve it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 01:30 AM (y8moW)

600 How long has it been since Ace moved from Blogger to here? (Was it Blogger?)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:30 AM (kqtMD)

601 Yeah he's basically just spewing nonsensical gibberish.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:30 AM (Ea1ES)

602 563 The entire right hand column is garbage waste and needs to be revised.
Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:10 AM (N1EBU)


The whole blog is loose shit.

I think about 1/3 of the links to other sites are dead links and have been for about 8 years.

Come to think of it, I think the only 2 he has removed are Carlos Johansons Verde blog and maybe RS McCain.

Hell, he still has a link to Treacher who was banned a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

603 I just got a 2000 vette for $6000 and i think I'll never drive a non-vette again

Posted by: MAx at January 22, 2017 12:41 AM (28bvX)

Heh. I have noted that Corvettes of a certain age go quite cheap. Too old to the cachet of a "new" vette for the gold-chainer crowd, and too new to be a "classic".

And they are quite good cars, for what they are. I have never considered buying one, but if one showed up at an auction at a ridiculous price, I'd never say never.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (LRVnP)

604 Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (N1EBU)

We cuss too much here. Not Quite Ready For Prime Time.

You'll have to go somewhere else for that sort of stuff.

We have the talent, mind you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (kqtMD)

605 well, it not everyone has the same thought about
reasonable. are you going to carry it in your judith lieber clutch or
strapped to you thigh under you gown?



really elegant older lady who is a friend of our recently bought a
sig p238. should could not hold anything bigger or heavier but she
carries it everywhere and sleeps with it under her pillow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)

These are good questions. I'd prefer to have it on me. not in a purse.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:32 AM (tHwdc)

606 I don't think he's a troll, per se.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:32 AM (kqtMD)

607 Come to think of it, I think the only 2 he has removed are Carlos Johansons Verde blog and maybe RS McCain.

I'm curious why he dropped the latter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:33 AM (mBnZE)

608 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

Well shit, what happened with Stacy McCain?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:33 AM (kqtMD)

609 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:29 AM (mBnZE)

It's A Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (kqtMD)

610 Come to think of it, I think the only 2 he has removed are Carlos Johansons Verde blog and maybe RS McCain.

Hell, he still has a link to Treacher who was banned a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

++++

Why would he have removed RSM?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (R+30W)

611 Well, NS is pretty good and woefully underused by Hollywood. Politics aside, it's a shrewd move to cast him. He brings some clout to a part and is far from overexposed.

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2017 12:51 AM (lmIoG)

And del Toro is not a typical Hollywood guy. Book thread a few months ago had a picture of his library. Very impressive. And it has a life-sized wax statue of H.P. Lovecraft in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (LRVnP)

612 600 How long has it been since Ace moved from Blogger to here? (Was it Blogger?)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:30 AM (kqtMD)


Base on the sidebar April 2004 is when he started posting here. And I think it was blogspot. I believe some of his greatest hits link to there.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (Ea1ES)

613 Well peeps I'm allegedly heading to church in the morning, so away I must go to finish my beer.

'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 22, 2017 01:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

614 Night country boy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:36 AM (kqtMD)

615 I'm finally watching Milo's speech at U-Dub last night.

It's hilarious.

Lawdy, what a bunch of fucktard fascists leftoids are.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 01:36 AM (GsAUU)

616 All over the world women are being held as sex slaves, as abused workers and forbidden the vote or even to drive.

Yet it is here, with Donald Trump as President, that these fools are telling Muslims of the world and other barbaric countries that women really are immoral idiots who deserve to be kept as slaves and pets, but not to have equal rights.

Thanks, pussy hats.

Posted by: Learn Some History at January 22, 2017 01:37 AM (SJ184)

617 And, if you are like me, and drive a pretty old car or truck, paid for in cash,///

Yes I have 2 cheap older cars (a Crown Vic and an Explorer) all paid for. That way I have a spare when one is in that lazy slow guys shop where I fix my cars. I get this is not what other people have space for or are comfortable doing. But I like fixing cars when I can do it at my slow pace.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 01:37 AM (W6Ch1)

618 It's A Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (kqtMD)



LOL, what?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:37 AM (mBnZE)

619 Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (Ea1ES)

Didn't even occur to me to look there, duh,

Thank you!

This place still seems rather posh compared to that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:37 AM (kqtMD)

620 LOL, what?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:37 AM (mBnZE)

I dunno, YOU were the one backing away!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:38 AM (kqtMD)

621 I dunno, YOU were the one backing away!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:38 AM (kqtMD)


I didn't want to get between you and Thor and Yankeefifth...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:39 AM (mBnZE)

622 Restomod is what I would want also. Here in MN finding a fairly rust free car at a decent price makes it hard to find a project car worth building though.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)

Go to the desert southwest to buy your car. All the upholstery and rubber may be shot, but you were probably going to replace it anyway. But pulling back floor mats and finding clean painted metal is like finding a Red Ryder BB gun under the Christmas tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:39 AM (LRVnP)

623 Have I mentioned lately that I'd gladly give up my right to vote if it meant no women could?

Because these pussybrained bints are the ones responsible for half the fucking Marxist shit that's going on now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:40 AM (kqtMD)

624 Really Miley....Empower yourself in the manner that matters.

You deserve it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2017 01:30 AM (y8moW)

Thanks, Hillbillyking. I got my Utah permit 3 years ago, right before Mr. D died. I was too messed up to follow though at the time. Survival wasn't high on my list of priorities.

I've decided that I really do want to live, so it's time to do this thing. So, I heard SW is changing their name. You say .380? I want something serious, but I'm not Dirty Harry. Or Harriet.
I also need to think about how. Perhaps I need to start wearing a jacket. Although I've seen ads for between-the-boobehs holsters. Any 'ettes here ever carry that way?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 01:40 AM (tHwdc)

625 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:39 AM (mBnZE)

Ahhh... yes, my phrasing could have been better!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:41 AM (kqtMD)

626 It's a boulder deposited by a glacier, clearly out of place, and I'd love to get a pic.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 21, 2017 11:03 PM (UwMHj)

That would technically be called an 'erratic', I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2017 01:42 AM (8iiMU)

627 Okay, gonna try to sleep one more time.... 'night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:42 AM (kqtMD)

628 607 Come to think of it, I think the only 2 he has removed are Carlos Johansons Verde blog and maybe RS McCain.

I'm curious why he dropped the latter.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 01:33 AM (mBnZE)

608 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

Well shit, what happened with Stacy McCain?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:33 AM (kqtMD)

610 Come to think of it, I think the only 2 he has removed are Carlos Johansons Verde blog and maybe RS McCain.

Hell, he still has a link to Treacher who was banned a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

++++

Why would he have removed RSM?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 01:34 AM (R+30W)



From what I remember, there was a Twitter dustup, and one of them removed the link, and the other retaliated.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:43 AM (1JnAL)

629 Is this raykon on meds?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2017 01:20 AM (kqtMD)

I recognize the nic, but not the personality using it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:44 AM (LRVnP)

630 Haha AOP the trans is bolted to the diff and the fuel pumps keep the fuel balanced between the tanks on each side like a plane.
Ridiculously awesome and really perfect for people who have students to do all the work for free hahaha

Posted by: MAx at January 22, 2017 01:46 AM (/RZxG)

631 Oh shit, Milo dropped a Trailer Park Boys reference in his speech last night!

If I were gay I'd totally hit on him.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2017 01:52 AM (GsAUU)

632 Okay, gonna try to sleep one more time.... 'night!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor




night MissTammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)

633 That would technically be called an 'erratic', I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2017 01:42 AM (8iiMU)

Absolutely right! And here is a big one:


http://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/02/okotoks-erratic-big-rock-of-alberta.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2017 01:52 AM (LRVnP)

634 if you are really not feeling well and no one cares to make you something to eat and you ware feeling weak and hungry and need some nourishment to get the energy to get healthy, there are two good soup recipes I have used

1. http://tinyurl.com/leslzjj

2. http://tinyurl.com/jloezne


the second is easier than the first

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:57 AM (cPsPa)

635 From what I remember, there was a Twitter dustup, and one of them removed the link, and the other retaliated.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 22, 2017 01:43 AM (1JnAL)

++++

I don't twitter, so I'm not up to speed with all the goings on. But, I thought McCain was one of those who got banned some time ago. Mean to feminists or lesbians, or whoever it was. So, did he get back on, or was this something that happened prior to all that?

Also, for what it's worth, RSM does have a link to the HQ in his blogroll, but I don't see one here going back to him. But then there's no link to Hot Air, either, so I don't know if you can go by who isn't in Ace's blogroll.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2017 01:58 AM (R+30W)

636
Anyone know if Generals Mattis and Kelly are friends?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 22, 2017 01:58 AM (SUyiC)

637 oh the recipes are from giada whats her name the skinny girl without the boobs that is trying to convince everyone she likes to eat and cook.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 01:59 AM (cPsPa)

638
The reason I ask is that I think it'd be great if Mattis and Kelly are close -- and they give those brass-wearing Shits loyal to obama in the Pentagon a good sending off party.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 22, 2017 02:00 AM (SUyiC)

639 there is a really good italian place not too far from here that sells lasagna by the tray. will probably have to drive my coughing hacking wheezing self over there tomorrow so I can get something to eat.

oddly they put meatballs in their lasagna instead of ground beef.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:00 AM (cPsPa)

640 O.K. I am very tired of insomnia

For those that didn't see it earlier i wanted to repeat this posts of Sean Muldoon from earlier:

After all those years of Josh Earnest I was kind of hoping Trump would have a press secretary named Kid Sincerity.

Brilliant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2017 02:01 AM (tOcW/)

641 Not 'erratic' but smaller rocks need to be picked every spring after the
freeze thaw of winter here. Mama Gaia does move even if you can't see
her doing it.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 02:03 AM (W6Ch1)

642 so valerie bertnelli has a recipe for Lasagna alla Besciamella

mmmmm

http://tinyurl.com/jdzglck

says she has a special way of making it, which am guessing means in a pair of louboutin pigalles with 4 inch heels naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:09 AM (cPsPa)

643 says she has a special way of making it, which am guessing means in a pair of louboutin pigalles with 4 inch heels naked.
///

So dinner and a floor show?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 02:11 AM (W6Ch1)

644 says she has a special way of making it, which am guessing means in a pair of louboutin pigalles with 4 inch heels naked.
///

So dinner and a floor show?

Posted by: Willy J. at January




well, depends. if you are in the kitchen it is just sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:13 AM (cPsPa)

645 I was thinking dinner and lasagna for a midnight snack.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2017 02:14 AM (mBnZE)

646 So, what's a good starter handgun - any thoughts from the Horde?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

-----


I usually carry a ppk .380, and it conceals well (I usually have mine tucked into compression shorts that have a holster built in- works well).


My starter hand gun was a snub nose .38, but I like my Walther better.

Posted by: Bane at January 22, 2017 02:17 AM (prEBe)

647 well, depends. if you are in the kitchen it is just sex.///

With Valerie is it ever "just sex"? That girl was in my dreams when I was a teen.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 02:17 AM (W6Ch1)

648 *unstatic*

No sleep for ol' Slap, damnit.

"so valerie bertnelli has a recipe for Lasagna alla Besciamella
mmmmm
"
http://tinyurl.com/jdzglck

That looks awesome! Noted for Monday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2017 02:18 AM (6gk0M)

649 Dammit. Off Tom Hardy character sock.



Wait- did I tell Tom to...


Never mind.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 22, 2017 02:18 AM (prEBe)

650 Thanks, Bane.

I was just watching this video for the SW Bodyguard .380 that Hillbillyking mentioned above

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jvehkyh

Why do you prefer the ppk?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 02:26 AM (tHwdc)

651 I have teeny tiny hands, and the ppk actually fits. I have a Kimber and I enjoy shooting it, but it's really too big for my hand. But I have a Napoleon complex, so...

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 22, 2017 02:31 AM (prEBe)

652 230 and the part is over?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:35 AM (cPsPa)

653 Trump wife hottie, radical islamist nottie

Posted by: SonOfBeginningOfMoon #smod at January 22, 2017 02:38 AM (2apy7)

654 Why do you prefer the ppk?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



James Bond uses it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:40 AM (cPsPa)

655 First gun? .50 Desert Eagle. Definitely.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 02:44 AM (Ea1ES)

656 I think my mom has a ppk. She's lost both gun and driving privileges. I can probably get that for free. Yeah, she bought it because Bond.

Only thing is, I'd have to drive through 40 miles of Maryland to bring it home.

Occam's Epilady- my hands aren't small at all, almost as large as Mr. D's. I'm more focused on being able to conceal.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 02:46 AM (tHwdc)

657 I think my mom has a ppk. She's lost both gun and driving privileges. I can probably get that for free. Yeah, she bought it because Bond.

Only thing is, I'd have to drive through 40 miles of Maryland to bring it home.

Occam's Epilady- my hands aren't small at all, almost as large as Mr. D's. I'm more focused on being able to conceal.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




well go get that then.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:47 AM (cPsPa)

658 Ha. The misguided soul hollering NO reminds me of Cheswick in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 22, 2017 02:48 AM (WnsTE)

659 I suppose I could just stash it in the trunk and pray.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 02:48 AM (tHwdc)

660 I suppose I could just stash it in the trunk and pray.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




what if you took it apart and made two trips? you may be able to ship the parts to yourself so long as all the parts are not in one package.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 22, 2017 02:51 AM (cPsPa)

661 what if you took it apart and made two trips?

======

That's an idea. I'll brood on this.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 02:53 AM (tHwdc)

662 Pretty funny protest vid over at WZ.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j6b8ycu

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 02:53 AM (W6Ch1)

663 If you have better sized hands (and you do), you have more options. The suggestion to go to a gun range and try several to see what feels "right" is a great one and what I'd do.


Using your mother's fire arm isn't a bad option either. Could she ask a local gun shop to mail it to a local gun shop to you instead? I dread driving through MD for their outrageous laws, so I avoid it as much as possible.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 22, 2017 02:56 AM (prEBe)

Posted by: cog at January 22, 2017 02:58 AM (dKH4y)

665 test. anyone there?

Posted by: cog at January 22, 2017 02:58 AM (dKH4y)

666 Nope

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 03:00 AM (Ea1ES)

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 22, 2017 03:00 AM (d76uN)

668 The People's Republic of Maryland is a big PIA.

I'd prefer to make this transfer "dark." I know Obama isn't president anymore, but I'd rather stay off the radar if I can.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:01 AM (tHwdc)

669 Argghhh

According to a newspaper I have never heard of before, President Trump announces withdrawal from the TPP trade pact.

http://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Trump-era-begins

/US-announces-withdrawal-from-TPP

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 22, 2017 03:02 AM (d76uN)

670 TPP was dead anyway.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:04 AM (tHwdc)

671 'd prefer to make this transfer "dark." I know Obama isn't president anymore, but I'd rather stay off the radar if I can.///

Buy the vault you will be keeping it in. Then go pick it up, put it in the vault. And drive it home. You would have to throw out big ass red flags to get a cop get a warrant to open the vault.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:08 AM (W6Ch1)

672 First gun? .50 Desert Eagle. Definitely.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 02:44 AM (Ea1ES)

Missed this, Buzzion! Yeah, sure - that'll be my Sunday-g-to-meetin' gun.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:09 AM (tHwdc)

673 What is this vault of which you speak? Doesn't a vault make it more difficult to access a gun when you need it?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:11 AM (tHwdc)

674 What is this vault of which you speak? Doesn't a vault make it more difficult to access a gun when you need it?///

Like one of these in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdFeIWu4swk

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:16 AM (W6Ch1)

675 Both the site and the comments (as brilliant and entertaining as the are) have lost their momentary relevance (as real and as great as that was).

Time for considering a creative respective.

Trump won, that is reality.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 03:17 AM (N1EBU)

676 Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle did in 8 years.

Posted by: LordoftheSmith at January 22, 2017 03:20 AM (1nAjA)

677
675 Both the site and the comments (as brilliant and entertaining as the are) have lost their momentary relevance (as real and as great as that was).

Time for considering a creative respective.

Trump won, that is reality.
Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 03:17 AM (N1EBU


Are you high?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 03:21 AM (Ea1ES)

678 Trump won, that is reality.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 03:17 AM (N1EBU)

I'm pretty sure everyone around here knows that. Pretty sure Ace knows that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 22, 2017 03:22 AM (d76uN)

679 Miley here is the hickok45 (same guy as the pistol safe link above) review of the PPK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wA0h7VH_aA

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:28 AM (W6Ch1)

680 Trump got more fat women walking Saturday than Michelle did in 8 years! Funny right?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2017 03:32 AM (bc2Lc)

681 Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:16 AM (W6Ch1)

I don't know why I would need a vault. Not only are there no children here, there are essentially no visitors here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:32 AM (tHwdc)

682 Sums it up.

http://raedwald.blogspot.co.uk/

The top article is like Clarissa. Explains it all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 22, 2017 03:35 AM (d76uN)

683 I don't know why I would need a vault. Not only are there no children here, there are essentially no visitors here.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:32 AM (tHwdc)
I have the grandkids at the house so all my guns are locked up. If you don't need that don't bother with it. For transport if you have a smalish fire safe that would be good too.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:38 AM (W6Ch1)

684 Willy, thanks for the links! Hickok45 has a nice range there

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:41 AM (tHwdc)

685 Willy, thanks for the links! Hickok45 has a nice range there

Be careful watching Hickok45 youtube you'll be wanting a lot more guns.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:44 AM (W6Ch1)

686 Willy, could you explain legally why a gun in a vault in the trunk is better than a gun in a bag in the trunk? Keeping in mind that this is Maryland we're talking about.

If I'm not visibly breaking a law, why would a cop search my trunk?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:44 AM (tHwdc)

687 Be careful watching Hickok45 youtube you'll be wanting a lot more guns.


Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:44 AM (W6Ch1)

So you're saying guns are like tattoos?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:45 AM (tHwdc)

688 So you're saying guns are like tattoos?///

Well if that's the case it's probably good I never got a tattoo. Because I'd be covered head to toe.

On the travel of your mom's gun I got the idea you were worried about the police stopping you.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 03:52 AM (W6Ch1)

689 Love that big, big, yuge cat on the bike. Wow, I thought Sammy was good with
fetching bizzy-balls.

Apparently there are football games on Sunday. Hmmm. I may watch, indifferently...


The commissioner should watch, I would imagine.
Pats are sending a gift wrapped bod's, too.
Isn't that lovely...

We'll see.

Back on topic -- so happy for 45.
I'm thinking we have a chance.
God bless all you fucks. Enjoy the games.

Posted by: micky at January 22, 2017 03:55 AM (o5vMc)

690 Let's put it this way, Willy - it wouldn't be the first time I've been driving with something I wouldn't want police to find. So I may be over-thinking this.

I got one tattoo in April 2000, and the second 6 months later. I was able to stop there. Mainly because there aren't many places to get a tattoo that won't sag in the future and make the aides in the old folks home laugh when they're giving you sponge baths.

If you have a lot of guns, at least people don't laugh now, do they?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 03:59 AM (tHwdc)

691 Willy, could you explain legally why a gun in a vault in the trunk is
better than a gun in a bag in the trunk? Keeping in mind that this is
Maryland we're talking about. ///

It is another locked box they have to specifically ask your permission to open. You give them permission to search your car they can unzip a bag but not open a locked container without your further consent.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:00 AM (W6Ch1)

692 Hmmm.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:03 AM (tHwdc)

693 If you have a lot of guns, at least people don't laugh now, do they?

Most people don't know I have any. Probably like your Tattoos.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:03 AM (W6Ch1)

694 Most people don't know I have any. Probably like your Tattoos.


Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:03 AM (W6Ch1)

One is visible, but the gun shouldn't be.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:07 AM (tHwdc)

695 Why is guessing where tattoos are located on beautiful women so titillating?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:17 AM (W6Ch1)

696 I won't ruin your fun, Willy, so keep guessing!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:19 AM (tHwdc)

697 I don't care if you want to drive a hybrid, or an
electric car. If I was quite wealthy and had to drive to work each day,
one as a second car makes sense. But don't fool yourself that you are
somehow saving any money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2017 12:03 AM (39g3+)

I bought a 2002 Civic Hybrid back in the day. Got about 48mpg in the winter, 53mpg in the summer. I figured I saved 8x the price per gallon per tank (i.e gas at $2/gal means I save $16 that tank).

Bottom line, break even was at approximately 103,000 miles.The batteries finally crapped out after 250,000 miles.
I'm not spending 3k to replace them. It's destined for the rainbow bridge.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2017 04:30 AM (8iiMU)

698 I think the best way for me to carry, at least most of the time, will be with a bra holster. Usually wearing 2-piece outfits, rarely dresses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:31 AM (tHwdc)

699 I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers to help you find one that fits properly.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2017 04:33 AM (cAnNx)

700 As luck would have it, most candidates are pretty far from here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:40 AM (tHwdc)

701 As luck would have it, most candidates are pretty far from here.

Skype?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:57 AM (W6Ch1)

702 @698
Rule #34 should be invoked automatically in situations such as this.

Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2017 04:57 AM (1GqLC)

703 696 I won't ruin your fun, Willy, so keep guessing!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 04:19 AM (tHwdc)

Bottom of foot?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2017 05:02 AM (gJhv1)

704 OK, Chi - http://tinyurl.com/hefc5cc

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:02 AM (tHwdc)

705 #703 nope

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:03 AM (tHwdc)

706 Skype?


Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 04:57 AM (W6Ch1)

Since I would be in a store and I don't have a smart phone, that wouldn't be an option.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:04 AM (tHwdc)

707 678
Trump won, that is reality.



Posted by: Tonawanda at January 22, 2017 03:17 AM (N1EBU)



I'm pretty sure everyone around here knows that. Pretty sure Ace knows that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 22, 2017 03:22 AM (d76uN)

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2017 05:06 AM (8iiMU)

708 For the PPK this one looks pretty and practical.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/owmqvpm

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 05:09 AM (W6Ch1)

709 That looks uncomfortable.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:13 AM (tHwdc)

710 I'll call my brother tomorrow to make sure the gun is at the house when I visit in a few weeks.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:17 AM (tHwdc)

711 That looks uncomfortable.///

I don't wear a bra what would I know about comfort.


Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 05:20 AM (W6Ch1)

712 I don't wear a bra what would I know about comfort.




Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 05:20 AM (W6Ch1)

I understand that concealed carry means sacrificing a degree of physical comfort for a sense of security, but I sit and type at a computer all day. Having that under my arm would be annoying. Under the boobs, not so much.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:26 AM (tHwdc)

713 I understand that concealed carry means sacrificing a degree of physical
comfort for a sense of security, but I sit and type at a computer all
day. Having that under my arm would be annoying. Under the boobs, not so
much.///

The under the boob options looked uncomfortable to me. And hard to retrieve the weapon from. Though the one I linked was (upon further review) probably worse as far as ease of access goes. I don't conceal carry. But for women the purse options look tempting. Maybe I'll start carrying one of those European satchels like Ace does if I want to carry.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 05:38 AM (W6Ch1)

714 Why am I not asleep? Gonna try to force it so goodnight.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 22, 2017 05:40 AM (W6Ch1)

715 Why am I still not asleep? They don't let you around here.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2017 05:48 AM (yx0Ld)

716 The thing about the purse is that you simply don't carry it everywhere. Say I'm at work in Herndon. I get up to walk 20 feet to speak to a supervisor. An unhinged lefty bursts into this department (perhaps a disgruntled employee - after all, this is a nutso sanctuary city), and will in the space of 5 seconds come between me and my purse.

Nope, it's gotta be on me. I suppose I'll just have to try both.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:49 AM (tHwdc)

717 I carry some kind of position everyday. Belt either strong or weak side, ankle, shoulder, or pocket. Once you do it over 50 years it becomes second nature. Not carrying feels weird and unnatural, if not downright immoral.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2017 05:49 AM (zLDYs)

718 Goodnight, Willy - thanks again!

Good morning, Skip! Got donuts?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:50 AM (tHwdc)

719 1 cherry cream cheese

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2017 05:54 AM (yx0Ld)

720 Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2017 05:49 AM (zLDYs)

Over time I'll have several methods, depending on occasion and mode of dress.

I have to say that the SW Bodyguard looks ideal, and is lightweight. The ppk, not so much.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:56 AM (tHwdc)

721 Well I can't take your only donut, Skip!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:57 AM (tHwdc)

722 Miley,

The suggestion to try different guns at the range is a sound one.

Having said that, do not forget to consider these things:

1. Take down, cleaning, re-assembly. Some are easy, others a real bitch. You should shoot it often, and these things will matter.

2. Buy the biggest caliber you can deal with. And remember, heavy steel frames, while a bit more difficult to carry due to weight, kick much less.

Ms. BC carries a full size, 45cal. 5" 1911. Loves it. Shoots it all the time. Thing is, her hands just aren't strong enough to do the take down, clean and reassemble thing. I do it for her, but even I have problems. Old age I guess.

The easiest gun I have to maintain is a Sig P239, 40 cal. Anyone can take that gun down, clean it, and put it back together again. Steel slide, polymer frame. Not much kick.

Posted by: Bayou City at January 22, 2017 05:59 AM (7oPmA)

723 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 22, 2017 05:49 AM (tHwdc)

Miley, you're allowed to carry at work?

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 22, 2017 05:59 AM (kiSdp)

724 EMT UP

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

725 Good morning my fellow Americans.
You know, it's been such a nightmare that I don't think it has truly sunk in that the pos is out of the white house.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2017 06:08 AM (iMDvh)

726 I went to an air show at Oceana NAS located in Virginia Beach. There was the Felix the Cat Squadron selling stuff. I wonder if new members of the squadron have to watch old Felix the Cat videos as an initiation. The last time Felix was broadcasted on TV was probably when I was a little one during the early 70s.

Posted by: Michael K at January 22, 2017 06:39 AM (/GHJA)

727 Yesterday in DC, was the greatest opportunity to "Grab Some Pussy .. hats"

Posted by: Gina McCarthy at January 22, 2017 08:22 AM (e8kgV)

728 been reading all this stuff on Ace: so lemme get this straight: What you are saying is, Trump may actually win this thing???? No way

Posted by: duncan at January 22, 2017 08:45 AM (XKLkE)

729 The women's march in DC sure left behind a pile of trash.

Posted by: AzDesertRat at January 22, 2017 01:31 PM (055Kk)

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