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Happy Weekend

Last time you'll ever have to listen to this jackass drone on in an official address.


Late, as usual:


Posted by: Ace at 07:51 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 20, 2017 07:53 PM (QAOZh)

2 My first is yuuuuge, and classy, and luxurious.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 20, 2017 07:53 PM (QAOZh)

3 No..

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 20, 2017 07:54 PM (BWxYA)

4 Not tired of winning. Congratulation Sec. Mattis and Sec. Kelly.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 07:54 PM (kXoT0)

5 Um, this is still a free country so I will not listen.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 20, 2017 07:54 PM (+lv+r)

6 Today is the best day in a long, long time.

I'm sick as a dog and still haven't been able to keep the smile off my face.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 20, 2017 07:54 PM (+eR2D)

7 Nice.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 07:55 PM (PHcLa)

8 Sorry to interrupt. Which station has coverage of the Inaugural Balls? I tried the C-Spans and they are doing blah blah. Fox is also doing blah blah. I want Glam.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 07:56 PM (bpfzP)

9 And so it ends not with a bang, but with a luxurious Trump.

If you asked me anytime in the 5 years if this would happen I would have laughed in your face.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 20, 2017 07:56 PM (dpJ62)

10 44 who?

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 07:56 PM (PHcLa)

11 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Barack Obama is now officially "FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA".

Joe Biden is in Scranton, eating paste.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 20, 2017 07:56 PM (9LhqC)

12 Trish Regan on Fax Business got herself a Trump tan too.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 07:57 PM (JSovD)

13 Oh my Trish Regan showing a little top boob, my laptop just got knocked out of my lap.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 07:57 PM (Jcg9Q)

14 I thought this day would never get here.

I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 07:57 PM (jD+em)

15 Has Trump made any announcements about the camps for the leftists yet? I read a transcript of his address today and didn't find any reference to them?

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2017 07:57 PM (ewSN2)

16 What would you call a singing group composed of Tony Bennett, Prince Legolas, and the President?

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (jBuUi)

17 Tony, Orlando and Don.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (jBuUi)

18 Anyone check on the retards at the Daily Kos? Not to help.....but to laugh at their pain.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (9LhqC)

19 Sorry to interrupt. Which station has coverage of the Inaugural Balls? I tried the C-Spans and they are doing blah blah. Fox is also doing blah blah. I want Glam.


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 07:56 PM (bpfzP)

Fox Business.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

20 I've watched the days' events since 7:30 this morning. It has been the second most wonderful day of my life. Maybe third. Definitely top 5.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (bpfzP)

21 What was the FIRST thing the Trump administration did? Just minutes after his swearing in today?

REMOVE THE STUPID "CLIMATE CHANGE" PAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WEB SITE!!!!!

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/ 315284-white-house-climate-change-webpage-disappears-after-trumps

Clitoral schadenboner level: 11

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (jBuUi)

22 Fox Business.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 07:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
=================

Thank you so much!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (bpfzP)

23 8
Fox Business is on the ball scene

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (JSovD)

24 Oh sorry not yet grammie. They're doing the blah blah thing too right now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Jcg9Q)

25 I love Trish Regan very sexually.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (pCUr3)

26 Ok, I've had 3 cups of coffee and am awake again.

Back to the booze.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

27
Ridiculously brilliant Photoshop. And the Talosian is actress Meg Wylie, for those interested.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

28 Sidebar mascots is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 08:00 PM (tdv0F)

29
Oh sorry not yet grammie. They're doing the blah blah thing too right now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
====================

That's okay. More time to make my drink.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 08:00 PM (bpfzP)

30
heh, has Grammie gone?
Can I throw down AC/DCs
I've got Big Balls song.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (jD+em)

31 The butt-heads were way more awesome than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Xuv2G)

32 Fox10 showing inaugural ball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crR6Rys4usA

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (pCUr3)

33 >> I love Trish Regan very sexually.


What's up with her nose?

Was her mom like quarter Waxman?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (tdv0F)

34 Trump may be the first President since GHWB to whom I can actually stand to listen.

Posted by: Fake News LLC at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (TppKb)

35
I can't believe my countdown calendar is now retired.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

36 20 I've watched the days' events since 7:30 this morning. It has been the second most wonderful day of my life. Maybe third. Definitely top 5.
Posted by: grammie winger


I have not turned on the TV or looked at ANY media all day today! Total Luddite blackout (until now, at least). And it was still a great day!

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (jBuUi)

37 Our president already at work in the Oval Office:

http://tinyurl.com/jbdp9rf

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (4ErVI)

38
oh, she is still here, dang it

Quick Grammie cover your eyes.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (jD+em)

39 Obama is out?


Obama ... is...out?!?!?!?!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (qUNWi)

40 Will Maxim put Melania in their 100 Hottest Women list?

I won't hold my breath. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)

41 Klaxaar winning that Galaga Award for Poise and Bravery was bullshit. Nobody looks into the details anymore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (6gk0M)

42 Why isn't anyone trying to help those poor black people obviously being forced to perform for Trump on stage at these balls?

It's the 1950s all over again!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (pCUr3)

43 I've never listened to an Obama speech.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (PjWy4)

44 What's up with her nose?


What nose?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (qJhUV)

45 so happy.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (11H2y)

46

Wherr are Ginsbergs glasses? Why is he giving her that necklace

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (VLde7)

47 Got Willowed: my scanner alert just went off. Rioting in Chicago. Imagine that.


http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (GUBah)

48 Sorry to interrupt. Which station has coverage of the Inaugural Balls? I tried the C-Spans and they are doing blah blah. Fox is also doing blah blah. I want Glam.




C-SPAN will once they start. They showed a block long line just to get in one.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 08:02 PM (xkaSw)

49
What are the odds that President (!!!!!) Trump gets a Nobel Peace Prize next month?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

50 Rports coming in that Michele Obama is shitting in her hand and throwing it at the Flight Crew.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (tdv0F)

51 I like the performers so far. Too bad they'll be blacklisted.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (7qAYi)

52 21
Got rid of the LGBT page too. His IT guys were busy today.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (JSovD)

53 REMOVE THE STUPID "CLIMATE CHANGE" PAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WEB SITE!!!!!

It's not that they removed it; it's that they had a new site ready to go without all the warmist and LGBTUVXYZ shit and they threw the switch to cut over once he was inaugurated.


Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (TppKb)

54 Why on earth did you listen to it?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)

55 "I can't believe my countdown calendar is now retired."


-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

I was just thinking that this morning. It is one ceremony that I'll be glad to see gone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (6gk0M)

56
Why do they have that lefty hag Doris Kearns Goodwin on? We had to put with these asswipes slobber over Barry for 8 years. I never want to hear from them again either

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)

57 Balls

Lou Dobbs got em on FBN

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (VLde7)

58 Trish is Real like HAWT

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (y3aQB)

59
Personally, I prefer the Cytherians and Metaluna Mutants, myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

60 What's up with her nose?
Was her mom like quarter Waxman?

*************

It's not her nose I'm looking at.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (pCUr3)

61 Fox10 showing inaugural ball:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crR6Rys4usA

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (pCUr3)
===============

Thank you John!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (bpfzP)

62 Is it true protester terrorist snowflakes wore LL Bean shoes today? Did they not get the memo that company is blacklisted by the libs? It's like a vegan wearing leather. I point and laugh.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (o2yR3)

63 Zombie, have you admitted your gender? I thought that was one of those open secrets.

Yeas, the new whitehouse website is amazing!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (q177U)

64 *I see no humor in this*

*beeep*

Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (6i8i1)

65 43 I've never listened to an Obama speech.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


I have not heard his voice nor intentionally looked at a photo of him since 2008. I absolutely refuse. And I'm convinced that's the primary reason why I remain a happy person.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (jBuUi)

66 Sorry to interrupt. Which station has coverage of the Inaugural Balls? I tried the C-Spans and they are doing blah blah. Fox is also doing blah blah. I want Glam.


Grammie wants Glam!

Nobody puts Grammie in a corner.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (qUNWi)

67
Beans
Beans
Magical Fruit

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (Tyii7)

68 Thank you John!

*****

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:05 PM (pCUr3)

69 Trish Regan is sparkly. Very, very sparkly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:05 PM (6gk0M)

70 60 What's up with her nose?
Was her mom like quarter Waxman?

*************

It's not her nose I'm looking at.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:04 PM (pCUr3)


Waxman = Nose-feratu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

71 15 Has Trump made any announcements about the camps for the leftists yet? I read a transcript of his address today and didn't find any reference to them?
Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2017 07:57 PM (ewSN2)

---

Don't you now the first rule of leftist camps?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 08:05 PM (PqqkK)

72 Got rid of the LGBT page too. His IT guys were busy today.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:03 PM (JSovD)



His doing to Barry what that commie sod did to us. Good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (auHtY)

73
No more having to hear the word "folks" or "to" pronounced "tuh."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)

74 Why do they have that lefty hag Doris Kearns Goodwin on? We had to put
with these asswipes slobber over Barry for 8 years. I never want to hear
from them again either

Her and Mike Barnicle are the official spokespeople of the Association of American Plagiarists.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (qJhUV)

75 Can you imagine how much less fucking awesome this would be had Jeb or Marco stumbled into office and trying to reach across aisles and shit?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)

76 So the protesters are shitting in their hands and throwing it at Cops.


Also Hollywood has another gambit, Take the Oath. Which will do ???

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (dKiJG)

77 63 Zombie, have you admitted your gender?
Posted by: Max Power


Nah, I wasn't necessarily talking about me. I just thought the female half of the country had the right to have schadenboners as well.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (jBuUi)

78 Trish Regan is sparkly. Very, very sparkly.

****************

I'd wreck that like a high speed rail getting derailed while traveling at its max speed of 20 miles per hour.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (pCUr3)

79 I dig Tony Orlando's suit.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU)

80 Zombie's been out for a long time now........where have you been?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (JNDQi)

81 LOL

Coulter:

Libs upset there's no inaugural poet. I'm happy to fill in. Roses are red violets are blue, Trump won so screw you.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (Om16U)

82 willowed on the last thread:


Son's fiance, who is from Cali, just told me Obama's plane hasn't been

able to land in Cali because of weather. Have made two attempts....are

still circling.


---
give them each a parachute and throw them out the door...

too bad it's not that kind of A/C.

the video of Mooch floating down out of the sky under multiple cargo chutes would be priceless.

for Obola, they'd have to strap weight on him or he'd never reach the ground.

hmmmmm....

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (gfVVr)

83 Rports coming in that Michele Obama is shitting in her hand and throwing it at the Flight Crew.


Boy that could lead this thread to go off the rails

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (y3aQB)

84 J.J. can start a new countdown:

100 days

200 days

Trump has big plans for both.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

85
Trump International Gulag and Casino. OK. Someone get Kim Jong Schlong on the blower . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

86 37 Our president already at work in the Oval Office:

http://tinyurl.com/jbdp9rf
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:01 PM (4ErVI)


That picture has me wondering. Do presidents use the same desk? I mean, is some historical artifact like "This is the desk Lincoln used!" or do they replace it with a new one for each new president? I'm not sure I'd want to inherit a desk second hand from Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (Xuv2G)

87 What was the FIRST thing the Trump administration did? Just minutes after his swearing in today?

REMOVE THE STUPID "CLIMATE CHANGE" PAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WEB SITE!!!!!

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/ 315284-white-house-climate-change-webpage-disappears-after-trumps

Clitoral schadenboner level: 11
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 07:59 PM (jBuUi)
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I checked the IP history for whitehouse.gov this afternoon. It isn't so much that they removed any particular part of the site as replaced it, running on another server. It is a ground-up new website.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (qgUJH)

88 Look at the young man with his medals

Hes got a CBI. God bless him

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (VLde7)

89 I'm just gonna say this, just because:

Hillory looked good today. There was a serenity about her, and not just the "oh Bill, you old satyr" look she gave him.

I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (Pz4pT)

90 84 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

I've run out of toes and fingers. You do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

91 Trish Regan is easy to look at, but she's hell on wheels to listen to on the radio.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (LAe3v)

92 Oh my Trish Regan looks like she has nice, soft cuddly boobehs.

Damn there goes my laptop again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

93 give them each a parachute and throw them out the door...

They should use the escape pod like in Escape From New York.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (qJhUV)

94 I've been addressing Zombie as a she.


Would be embarrassed as hell if wrong.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:08 PM (qUNWi)

95 Look at his lower lip. Fucker just did an eight ball.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (HgMAr)

96
Can you imagine how much less fucking awesome this would be had Jeb or
Marco stumbled into office and trying to reach across aisles and shit?
---
neither one of those useless fucksticks would have had a chance. in fact, i doubt they would have one a single state against either the FAB OR Bernie.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (gfVVr)

97 Since Trump is a nationalist and a populist, then why are people rioting? It is almost as if both parties hated the People they were elected to serve.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (buBai)

98 They use the Resolute desk

Or if you're Obama, you put your feet or butt on it. Work? Not so much.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (NOIQH)

99 C-Span has the Armed Services inaugural ball on now. I think the Rockettes are on stage now if that's them. I don't kn who they are. They kick a lot

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (Rsi2C)

100

Rockettes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (VLde7)

101 Good riddance to them....let the door knob hit ya where the God Lord split ya.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (5VlCp)

102 That picture has me wondering. Do presidents use the same desk?

******************

Doesn't have to be, from what I remember, as a new President you get to request which particular furniture you want to use in the WH from a selection or preserved antiques stored in a secure facility.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (pCUr3)

103 I'd put Mollie Hemingway against Trish Regan any day and twice on Sunday.

...but you already knew that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (6gk0M)

104 Obama scandals that the press tried to bury and now try to scrub.

Fast and Furious
Solyndra
IRS
Benghazi
Inspector General revolt
Iran Payoff
Bergdahl prisoner exchange

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (IDPbH)

105 If you like your former president, you can have him!..Do try to keep him quiet though, okay?

For the first time in 8 years I'm proud of my country and and I don't him him spoiling my enjoyment

Posted by: Spot at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (uk240)

106
Something's going on here in Lower Manhattan. I can see traffic going the wrong way up Broadway at Houston.

Protesters? Not sure; Can't hear the usual bad rhymes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)

107 94 I've been addressing Zombie as a she.


Would be embarrassed as hell if wrong.
Posted by: eleven


Hey, I invented "genderfluid" before it was a thing.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (jBuUi)

108 Ace, did you see BroScience has a play on MAGA?

http://bit.ly/2jIDJZ4

Funny as hell!

Happy Friday Morons! One of the best Fridays evah!

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (Gim9y)

109 I can't quite manage the Christian bit myself, but I must say, it's great to have an un-apologetic Christian as President again. Gods bless and keep you, President Trump! (Oh, how good it feels to say that!)

Posted by: Empire1 at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (r2/3c)

110 I should have said C-Span 2.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

111 I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.


Pharma.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (qUNWi)

112 Since Trump is a nationalist and a populist, then why are people rioting?
-----------------------------

It is straight up organized crime now. Extortion. Give us aid programs (money) or we riot.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (jD+em)

113 I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.

---

possibly overmedicated.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (PqqkK)

114 Rockettes at Liberty Ball

Tony Orlando at Armed Services Ball

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (VLde7)

115 I'm just gonna say this, just because:



Hillory looked good today. There was a serenity about her, and not just the "oh Bill, you old satyr" look she gave him.



I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.


I'm not proud that I agree with BurtTC, but there it is. I agree.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:10 PM (LAe3v)

116 Watching the Rockettes at the Liberty Ball

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (JSovD)

117 Love for Trump to bring back the Churchill bust.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (IDPbH)

118 That picture has me wondering. Do presidents use the same desk? I mean, is some historical artifact like "This is the desk Lincoln used!" or do they replace it with a new one for each new president? I'm not sure I'd want to inherit a desk second hand from Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 08:07 PM (Xuv2G)

It was a gift from Queen Victoria, it's made from Wood from HMS resolute, so the Resolute desk from the 1880's

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

119 I've been addressing Zombie as a she.





Would be embarrassed as hell if wrong.
---
even back in the FGL days, Zombie was coy about that sort of thing.

given xe's line of w*rk, i totes agree with their approach to personal OPSEC.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (gfVVr)

120 Trump appoints John Gore - lawyer who defended NC bathroom bill - to head Civil Rights Division at DOJ: http://tinyurl.com/hnv4kox

Hahahahahahaha.

You can almost hear the Liberal heads exploding.

Posted by: MikeJ at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (F54DE)

121 neither one of those useless fucksticks would have had a chance. in fact, i doubt they would have one a single state against either the FAB OR Bernie.

I hope somewhere some otherwise sound politicians learned something from DJT: HAVE A PERSONALITY, AND DON'T LET OTHERS SHAME YOU INTO HIDING IT.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (ewSN2)

122 No more having to hear the word "folks" or "to" pronounced "tuh."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)




The smartest man ever created some new ways to pronounce words for example when he told the press to not be SINKophants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

123 93 give them each a parachute and throw them out the door...

---

give them one parachute...entertainment will ensue

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (PqqkK)

124 I thought The Hag looked on the verge of tears a few times. I don't think she's at peace with it but I'm impressed she went. The Clintons were always good at politics.

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (EdXI9)

125 When does the Healthcare dot gov site go 404?

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (HgMAr)

126 I think I'm falling in love with this interviewer.

http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

127 I'd put Mollie Hemingway against Trish Regan any day and twice on Sunday.

...but you already knew that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:09 PM (6gk0M)


Against? Like right up next to each other?

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (HV1LS)

128 120 Trump appoints John Gore - lawyer who defended NC bathroom bill - to head Civil Rights Division at DOJ: http://tinyurl.com/hnv4kox

Hahahahahahaha.

You can almost hear the Liberal heads exploding.
Posted by: MikeJ at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (F54DE)


J. Christian Adams would have been poetic justice. Maybe he's on tap for public integrity office? Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

129 103
I'd put Mollie Hemingway against Trish Regan any day and twice on Sunday.


She's smart and funny. She could lose a few, but for my money, she takes the prize.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (LAe3v)

130
That picture has me wondering. Do presidents use the same desk? I mean, is some historical artifact like "This is the desk Lincoln used!" or do they replace it with a new one for each new president? I'm not sure I'd want to inherit a desk second hand from Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Ace's liver
-------------

Ahem.

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (uY5Mk)

131 I'm not proud that I agree with BurtTC, but there it is. I agree.

****************************

57 different blends of drugs mixed just the right way will do that.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (pCUr3)

132 The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.. -President Trump

*starts to feel faint*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (EZebt)

133 CNN is projecting Hillary will take PA by two points.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (VSenK)

134 cnn live says they'll have the balls on soon

https://youtu.be/Eqq-K09EkD0

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (Om16U)

135

Churchill bust already back i heard

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (VLde7)

136 Rockettes at Liberty Ball. Wow. Just wow. Perfection.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (t+/Ew)

137 I think if you give Mooch a chute, the plane should be somewhere over the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (HgMAr)

138 Even Fox10 is doing crap. Anyone have a better link?

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (VtLx6)

139 Maybe it was good I was willowed but
Thanks a million horde getting me through the last few years.
The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitors, up with the stars;
While we rally round the flag, boys, we rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (yx0Ld)

140 I'm feeling charitable today so I do hope Hillary is at peace and happy with the outcome and moving on with her life.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (gcme+)

141 I noticed the ugly rust colored drapes are gone from the Oval Office already.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (JSovD)

142 122
The smartest man ever created some new ways to pronounce words for example when he told the press to not be SINKophants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

Dear Lord, did he really pronounce it that way? Sheesh. Kominsky Field and Corpse-men all over again.

What a dolt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

143 It was a gift from Queen Victoria, it's made from Wood from HMS resolute, so the Resolute desk from the 1880's
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

--Part of the historical significance is that the Resolute also patrolled to intercept slave ships.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)

144 I'd put Mollie Hemingway against Trish Regan any day and twice on Sunday.

*******************

Mud wrestling or water pistol fight in wet t-shirts?

I'm cool with either.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (pCUr3)

145 I thought The Hag looked on the verge of tears a few
times. I don't think she's at peace with it but I'm impressed she went.
The Clintons were always good at politics.


Posted by: Mega



The point is, she's got nothing to lose and yet she went. Give her credit where it's due.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (LAe3v)

146 I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.
---
never attribute to serenity what can adequately be explained by medication...

she wanted to be POTUS too much, IMHO, to be over it already. to my mind, the talk of her running for mayor, if true, is so she can stay in the limelight, and run again in 4 years. if possible.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (gfVVr)

147 CBS: "We have no balls."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (6i8i1)

148 137 I think if you give Mooch a chute, the plane should be somewhere over the Pacific Northwest.
Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (HgMAr)


D.B. Cooper or Goony Goo-Goo reference?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

149 I never thought sefton's countdown would make it here!

Hurrah!!!!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (UpGcq)

150 "Against? Like right up next to each other?
I'll be in my bunk.
"
-Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 08:12 PM (HV1LS)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (6gk0M)

151 give them one parachute...entertainment will ensue

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (PqqkK)
..............

Goodbye Barry.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (HgMAr)

152 >>Trump appoints John Gore - lawyer who defended NC bathroom bill - to
head Civil Rights Division at DOJ: http://tinyurl.com/hnv4kox



OMG! Trump and his team are really jabbing at the Obama admin. With the stories from J. Christian Adams about all the radicals Holder and Lynch hired - that may trigger some much-needed resignations.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)

153 What is Melania going to wear? Us girls wanna know...

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (gcme+)

154 CBS already running their first hit piece on President Trump. They wasted no time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (IDPbH)

155 was a gift from Queen Victoria, it's made from Wood from HMS resolute, so the Resolute desk from the 1880's
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

--Part of the historical significance is that the Resolute also patrolled to intercept slave ships.
Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)

Has any President refused to use the Resolute desk?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (dKiJG)

156 141 I noticed the ugly rust colored drapes are gone from the Oval Office already.
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:13 PM (JSovD)

You don't want to know how they got that color.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (GsAUU)

157
FBN and CSPAN 2 carrying the balls so far

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (VLde7)

158 C-Span has it on. The guide says Public Affairs Events.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (t+/Ew)

159 Hillary did look rather nice today but remember that Chelsea may have "aspirations..."

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (4EvED)

160 I found live coverage on YouTube - the channel is called Cool News.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (sBOL1)

161 146 she wanted to be POTUS too much, IMHO, to be over it already. to my mind, the talk of her running for mayor, if true, is so she can stay in the limelight, and run again in 4 years. if possible.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (gfVVr)


Running for mayor? No way. My show biz pal said Hillary running for mayor of NYC would be like Steven Spielberg taking a job as the coffee boy on a movie.

She's done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

162 That's C-Span2.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (t+/Ew)

163 Trump appoints John Gore - lawyer who defended NC bathroom bill - to head Civil Rights Division at DOJ: http://tinyurl.com/hnv4kox

Now we get the full sweep of the Flame Whip Appointments.

Go get 'em, Donald. Pressure-wash the administrative state.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:16 PM (TppKb)

164 WTF FBN - we don't want to see the protestors. Losers.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:16 PM (gcme+)

165 This is on History at 9 Eastern. I'll catch Tucker on the repeat.

http://www.history.com/specials/trump-path-to-the-white-house

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU)

166 ThunderB and Joanne, thank you. CSPAN2.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:16 PM (VtLx6)

167 I thought Hillary looked the way she always does during any time of high stress during this election season--HIGHLY MEDICATED. She was doing that exaggerated mugging and popping her eyes at people reaching out to her that is so phony and mechanical. As for the way she looked at BJ, I think she was running a list of all she had put up from him while she propped him up, ONLY to not get to be POTUS because she was using that "I hate you so fucking much and I wish I could kill you" smile she uses on him.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (kXoT0)

168
Why is Fox Business giving any coverage to the douchebag losers have a tantrum in Chicago? Where is zombie Richard J. Daley when you need him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (auHtY)

169 Now Kristin Fisher is innocently beautiful.

...and too young for me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (6gk0M)

170 Now Kristen Fisher....and more top boob.

Aaaaand the laptop goes flying yet again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

171 Hillary wasn't pardoned, so she needs to not piss off the new administration.
Hey, I'm glad she was well-medicated and made a good appearance. Now she can go home and stay out of politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (NOIQH)

172 156 141 I noticed the ugly rust colored drapes are gone from the Oval Office already.
Posted by: Tuna
----------------

Hillary needed a new pantsuit to run for Mayor of NYC.

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at January 20, 2017 08:17 PM (uY5Mk)

173

Sherry didnt Melania look divine?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (VLde7)

174 D.B. Cooper or Goony Goo-Goo reference?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)
.............

A Squatchy Largefeet joke gone bad.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (HgMAr)

175 Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (LAe3v)

Going was the best of her options. Not going would made her even more unlikable and petty . She's still going to be in the speech making business and not going would have damaged her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (IDPbH)

176 Classy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (VtLx6)

177 Mother Nature fucks Barky. Climate change dude.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (0v0RW)

178 Now Kristin Fisher is innocently beautiful.
...and too young for me.

*************************

For her thats a risk I'm willing to take.

Come here darling and let me put my support for Trump in you.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (pCUr3)

179 Mmmmm, Kristen Fisher

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (6i8i1)

180 175. That, too.

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (4EvED)

181 Cspan isn't working for me..

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (JNDQi)

182 Anybody having pudding tonight?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (u8kLQ)

183 Going was the best of her options. Not going would made her even more
unlikable and petty . She's still going to be in the speech making
business and not going would have damaged her.


You dream, General. Who would pay to hear her speak now?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (LAe3v)

184 Bob Woodward on DC violence: it's inconsequential, what r u gonna do ? That's just a few rapscallions...


O"reilly points out its illegal to wear face masks in DC

Woodward: shrugs, meh

Posted by: McCool at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (lUlM3)

185 New executive order: Everyone who voted for Hillary is to report to the nearest train station for delivery to the camps. Bring only what you can carry, you will be deloused on arrival.

Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (bUqYu)

186 doesn't mooches' cage have a parachute attached to it already? i think i saw that on wild kingdom or some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (KP5rU)

187 Trump appoints John Gore - lawyer who defended NC bathroom bill - to head Civil Rights Division at DOJ: http://tinyurl.com/hnv4kox

Hahahahahahaha.

You can almost hear the Liberal heads exploding.

Posted by: MikeJ at January 20, 2017 08:11 PM (F54DE)

Oh God that's awesome.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

188 cnn live says they'll have the balls on soon
..............

Chin or forehead?

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

189 Wow, Joe Biden has really aged as VP going by that top picture of Obama awarding him the Presidential Medal of Freedom ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (mt8X9)

190 Anybody having pudding tonight?

---

Does yogurt count?

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (jD+em)

191 local news described the Chicago protesters being in the "dozens". lol..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (UpGcq)

192

Not CSPAN

CSPAN 2

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (VLde7)

193 I think I have seen every nic that I can remember over the past blah-blah-blah years I have been here.

...minus those we lost to Aperture Science.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (6gk0M)

194 Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (gcme+)


HOPEFULLY NOT MUCH

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (y3aQB)

195
Oh goody. Protest march is slithering up Broadway, fucking up Friday night traffic even more than normal.

I don't get it. Why protest in a place where Hillary won big. Yeah, Trump Tower, I get it. But that's like 3 miles up the road. And now sirens are blaring non stop with these fucking momzers.

I hate ignorance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

196 Congratulations to President Donald Trump!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (0OG8D)

197 Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (LAe3v)

Former SOS's are all on the speech circuit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (IDPbH)

198 Yeah, neither c-span is working for me.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (JNDQi)

199 Oh my gosh, these kids are so cute! lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (VtLx6)

200 loved Melania's shoes and outfit today.

Pure Class

Posted by: concrete girl at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (5wQIm)

201 Trump has already had the drapes in the Oval Office replaced...with gold ones!

And he got rid of Barry's rug that had inspirational quotes on them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (4ErVI)

202 Wonder if the Obamas are watching all this as they circle the airport.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (JSovD)

203 186 doesn't mooches' cage have a parachute attached to it already? i think i saw that on wild kingdom or some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (KP5rU)

===================

I figured they'd have some shuttlecraft version of the Milennium Falcon for her to pilot in case of emergency ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (mt8X9)

204 183
You dream, General. Who would pay to hear her speak now?
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (LAe3v)

She and the husband are damn lucky that the donors are not like Mafia shylocks that demand payback.

Talk about the Royal Scam. Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

205 I don't get it. Why protest in a place where Hillary won big.

It's the only place they'll have room to destroy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (IcT7t)

206 Did he appoint an independent prosecutor yet or giving Hills a three day head start?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (P/kVC)

207 184:O"reilly points out its illegal to wear face masks in DC


Has someone told Holtby that yet? (Caps goaltender)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (pY+s4)

208 Michael Moore is flapping his gums on MSNBC.

So past his sell-by date.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (Z56vq)

209 Posted by: @DangerGirl

be well guitar lady

Posted by: concrete girl at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (5wQIm)

210 Kids singing.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (7qAYi)

211 SABO's new Trump posters!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hk7rbkh

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

212 I cant wait to see what the Trump Ladies wear tonight

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (VLde7)

213 201
And he got rid of Barry's rug that had inspirational quotes on them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:21 PM (4ErVI)

Mosque doormat that says "Welcome, I KEEEL You!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

214 Bob Woodward on DC violence: it's inconsequential, what r u gonna do ? That's just a few rapscallions..

In the overall scheme it's minor. It could be much worse. It could get much worse. What we've seen today is less than what, I think, greeted Bush 43 going into Iraq.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (TppKb)

215 Sherry didnt Melania look divine?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:18 PM (VLde7)

She did.

BTW, Mooch's upholstery today was provided by, wait for it:

Tom Ford.

Tommy baby, when you are right you are right, you do not have the talent to dress Melania, good on you for sticking with Moochella.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (kXoT0)

216 Melania smoulders.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

217 ..."I hate ignorance."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

They are no longer Democrats. They are Marxist "Progressives". The case of "Hivemind" is being taught from an early age.

I have gone from wondering to disbelieving to chiding to hating, myself.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (6gk0M)

218 I'm not saying she deserves it, but I'm thinking she's at peace with this whole outcome. Possibly overjoyed.
---
never attribute to serenity what can adequately be explained by medication...

she wanted to be POTUS too much, IMHO, to be over it already. to my mind, the talk of her running for mayor, if true, is so she can stay in the limelight, and run again in 4 years. if possible.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 08:14 PM (gfVVr)


I'm sure she is on medication. Many women her age are on medication.

I don't think that adequately explains it though.

Here's a comparison that seems oh so apt: Dick Nixon. The man was an absolute wreck, and was giving in to the uglier side of his nature, as the mounting pressure forced him down, darker and darker until it nearly consumed him.

Then suddenly, he was out. It was over. It took whatever amount of time it took, but eventually the man found a shedload of peace, even to the point of becoming something of a mentor to Bill.

I have no idea what it's like to be in that circle of power. The strain must be enormous, and if you are a lying monster who has to pretend she's not, that must be even harder for Hillory.

She is however, human. I'm not saying she's the Dali Lama or anything, and yeah, maybe some of it is Dr. Feelgood, but she's also going to have a much better perspective on how she wants to live the rest of her life, now that she's NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (Pz4pT)

219 Obama was just imagining that he was awarding that medal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (IqV8l)

220 New executive order: Everyone who voted for Hillary is to report to the nearest train station for delivery to the camps. Bring only what you can carry, you will be deloused on arrival.

Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (bUqYu)
...............

OMG I TOLD YOU SO!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (HgMAr)

221 Melania is beautiful. She could wear a burlap bag and make it look good.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (Z56vq)

222 Oh when the Saints go marching in.


*rolling in all of it*


;-)

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (VtLx6)

223 JJ you're on fire tonight! And yes, I care about Meg Wylie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (EZebt)

224

Tom Ford

Bwhahahahhaaha

My husband said she looked like a MIL or some dumpy old lady

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (VLde7)

225 #191: I saw the protesters marching in Denver today; I'd place their numbers at maybe a hundred.

There seemed to be more policemen on that street than there were protesters! This was definitely a good thing, as it meant the protesters would be outnumbered and overwhelmed by cops if they got out of line.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (0OG8D)

226 *drains glass*

Thank you for your service, 2014 Shiraz *hic*

I agree that Hillary looked very rested and refreshed, for Hillz. She never had the stamina for the campaign trail and it must be a relief to be out from under the hot lights, melting her waxworks carapace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (EnKk6)

227 Spacecraft separation, and a successful mission!

For those who weren't watching, it was the launch of a USAF infrared satellite to detect missile launches.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

228 I don't get it. Why protest in a place where Hillary won big.

"If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion."

-- Maxine Waters, 1989, on the L.A. Riots following the Rodney King verdict

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (mt8X9)

229 It's the Partridge family! Cute kids.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (TmVQX)

230 196. Indeed. A funny little video congratulating Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyeski. I laughed, I admit. Trolstoyevski is a great fake Russian name. Hmm...might add it to my list of aliases:
https://youtu.be/luDZO7-ZgFo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (ZjO4V)

231 BTW, Mooch's upholstery today was provided by, wait for it:

Tom Ford.

Tommy baby, when you are right you are right, you do not have the talent to dress Melania, good on you for sticking with Moochella.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:23 PM (kXoT0)
...............

Maybe he gets paid by the square foot.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (HgMAr)

232 O"reilly points out its illegal to wear face masks in DC

Woodward: shrugs, meh

Posted by: McCool at January 20, 2017 08:19 PM (lUlM3)


But the "right" people are doing it so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (wCEn4)

233 Has someone told Holtby that yet? (Caps goaltender)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 08:22 PM (pY+s4)



Or the Nationals' catchers?

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (VSjwn)

234 http://www.mahaffeyusa.com/structures/storage-tents

Tom Ford's best efforts?

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (TppKb)

235 -- Maxine Waters, 1989, on the L.A. Riots following the Rodney King verdict
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (mt8X9)


--Did she use a time machine?

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)

236 223 JJ you're on fire tonight! And yes, I care about Meg Wylie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (EZebt)


I can honestly say that it's reading the brilliance here for the past 11 years (I think that's how long) has made me snarkier and sharper. I owe it all to you's guys and dolls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

237 I would like to refer to him as President .45acp
I know danger girl likes her a big old .45.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (JNDQi)

238 SCOAMF freeeee
As free as the wind blows...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (gTQoY)

239 You know what was on fire today?

Trump's pen signing those executive orders!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

240 Ford moved Mooch from the drapes to the carpet today. Could not have been more contrast.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (0v0RW)

241 203: she would crash that bitch and eat it.
it was nice to see a real american get inaugerated today. damn, i forgot what that was like. regardless of what trump does from here on, this guy loves this country.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

242 Melania is beautiful. She could wear a burlap bag and make it look good.

^^^THIS^^^

She's one of those women that makes her clothes look good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (IcT7t)

243 Melania is beautiful. She could wear a burlap bag and make it look good.

Look, if you've got to be correcting your ten-year-old son's attire, you've got to be wearing SOMETHING.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (TppKb)

244 "--Did she use a time machine?"
-Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)

Yeah. That wasn't 1989.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (6gk0M)

245 Thank goodness one of the first EO's halts any additional fees or regs for Obamacare. A good first step.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (11H2y)

246 I would like to refer to him as President .45acp
I know danger girl likes her a big old .45.

Posted by: lindafell de spair
****

Been meaning to post this.

.45 acp

Trump = # 45

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (hVdx9)

247 228 I don't get it. Why protest in a place where Hillary won big.

"If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion."

-- Maxine Waters, 1989, on the L.A. Riots following the Rodney King verdict
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:26 PM (mt8X9)


What was lost on this dim bulb is that by saying what she said, she gives tacit approval to return fire with deadly force.

Citizens and governments do not generally take kindly to rebellions. But, Maxine Waters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

248 These Kids that are signing are damn good.



Also the Oval Office was due for a Total remodel but Obama like he always does kicked the can down the road.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:28 PM (dKiJG)

249 Priebus preparing a memo ordering a freeze on all government regulations.

SIGN IT NOW.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ErVI)

250 local news described the Chicago protesters being in the "dozens". lol..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at January 20, 2017 08:20 PM (UpGcq)

This is one area where I can support the protesters.

I hope they burn Shitcago to the ground.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (Jcg9Q)

251 221
Melania is beautiful. She could wear a burlap bag and make it look good.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (Z56vq)

I just said this EXACT same thing to my family.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

252 I would like to refer to him as President .45acp

President M1911.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (TppKb)

253 And Jared Kushner is a cutie pie. I would give up bacon...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (EnKk6)

254 Someone pitch me. Obama is gone??


Praise God.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (+iGZu)

255 Tom Ford

Bwhahahahhaaha

My husband said she looked like a MIL or some dumpy old lady
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:25 PM (VLde7)




Michelle looked like she took something from Edith Bunker's wardrobe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (auHtY)

256 Been meaning to post this.

.45 acp

Trump = # 45

Coincidence? I think not.



Does he weigh 230?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (LTHVh)

257 So why is Ace's post about "Happy Weekend?" Is he done for the week?

Or did he hit the val-u-rite so hard he's gonna need a week for the hangover?

Posted by: Vanceone at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (KbgjX)

258 Every fucking day going forward is going to be so full of win that I'm not going to get a damn thing accomplished.

God has truly smiled upon us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

259 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Should't that make him happy? If we did there would be no legacy of slavery in the United States...or anywhere since a majority of Generation Snowflake seems to think only the US has ever had slaves.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (F9322)

260 Trump is my 12th president. I liked Ike and man am I getting old.

http://tinyurl.com/qg596om

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Cf0i2)

261 Melania is a good mother, too. You can tell she loves her son very much.

I also saw a look of genuine affection from her bestowed upon her husband when he wasn't looking.

Truly a class act. Donald is a lucky man.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Z56vq)

262 These kids are adorable. Barron might have some competition on the ballroom for the kiddie set if they stick around!

I like the ballroom acts are bands I've never heard of. Does Beyonce or the like not have enough exposure? But this is a huge deal for these groups to get such a spotlight.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (LiMbk)

263 And Jared Kushner is a cutie pie. I would give up bacon...

You can't swing a foreskin around Trump without hitting a Jew...

OH MY GOD! HE SAID HITTING JEWS! ANTISEMITE!

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (TppKb)

264
Old and busted - Rancid Pubis

New hotness - Reince Preibus

Only time will tell. He'll have to earn it. But if we have an XO suspending all regulations, I can be down with that "schtruggle."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

265 Priebus preparing a memo ordering a freeze on all government regulations.
SIGN IT NOW.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM
******
Reince also ordered an audit of all govt agencies.
SIGN THAT NOW TOO

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (Rsi2C)

266 249
Priebus preparing a memo ordering a freeze on all government regulations.



SIGN IT NOW.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (4ErVI)

DONE. Just saw him signing them on O'R

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (+iGZu)

267 252 I would like to refer to him as President .45acp

President M1911.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:29 PM (TppKb)

The first President specifically designed to kill jihadis

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

268 Sorry, 1989 1992 ... had something else on my mind while typing that.

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (mt8X9)

269 Melania is beautiful. She could wear a burlap bag and make it look good.
.............

Wouldn't that kind of make her nipples all itchy and swollen... er, excuse me for a minute.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (HgMAr)

270 Some awesome football coming too.

And it's Friday. Awesome.


Too Much Win.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

271 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until today it did.

This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.

Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (9KR27)

272 You know what was on fire today?

Trump's pen signing those executive orders!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

Talking heads were saying most if not all of those EO's were just procedural stuff.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

273 So why is Ace's post about "Happy Weekend?" Is he done for the week?

Or did he hit the val-u-rite so hard he's gonna need a week for the hangover?
Posted by: Vanceone at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (KbgjX)

It's Friday night and Ace rarely posts from the Hobo Hunting (TM) stand that he goes to almost every weekend.

Though he sometimes goes for 4 days and gets back in the super secret time machine he totally doesn't have to make it look like only 2 days off.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (F9322)

274 OH MY GOD! HE SAID HITTING JEWS! ANTISEMITE!
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (TppKb)
----
Yes. Yes I would.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (EnKk6)

275 270 Some awesome football coming too.

And it's Friday. Awesome.


Too Much Win.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

8.5 hours in and I'm already sick of winning so much!!

No, not really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

276 Tony Orlando is still crooning.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (GsAUU)

277 Gerry Mander gives birth to Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

278

We are so happy we have abandoned the circular firing squad

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (VLde7)

279 259 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Should't that make him happy? If we did there would be no legacy of slavery in the United States...or anywhere since a majority of Generation Snowflake seems to think only the US has ever had slaves.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (F9322)

Enword, please.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

280 what a great day

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (0O7c5)

281 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Should't that make him happy? If we did there would be no legacy of slavery in the United States...or anywhere since a majority of Generation Snowflake seems to think only the US has ever had slaves.



Posted by: Bete Celebrating
****

Chris didn't seem to mind when Obama set America back at least 60 years race relations wise and 30 + years labor force participation wise, so why not?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (hVdx9)

282 You know what was on fire today?

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

A garbage can and a limo outside the WaPo office from what I saw.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (F9322)

283 I'm pretty sure Melania also won't serve fucking cabbage sandwiches to a Boy Scout troop for lunch at the White House.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (0OG8D)

284 Such a great day! I got to drink the tears of liberals while silently watching in joy the arrival of Mr. Trump, his beautiful wife and family. May G-d continue to bless this country and those who are humble before Him.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Girl at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (5TjAs)

285 There is a bust of Churchill back in the oval office. Trump personnaly redesigned the room.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (TmVQX)

286
Tony Orlando is still crooning.
Posted by: logprof


He woke up at the crack of dawn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

287 Diversity? I'll give you diversity, you f***s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVtzUoZ-yQ

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (LAe3v)

288 Melania should give Moochie a subscription to Weight Watchers,



Oprah would be happy

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (+iGZu)

289 Yes, Melania could wear anything even burlap and look good. But, I will give Ralph Lauren this, today's ensemble was masterfully cut, draped, and tailored to make a beautiful woman look ethereal, yet, regal.

I, say again, around the world in London, Paris, Milan, etc, where fashion and couture matters, folks are saying to themselves, "Thank God and Greyhound", we no longer have to struggle to say something nice about how the FLOTUS looks.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (kXoT0)

290
I really want whole agencies abolished but I do not see that happening. Or I can't see HOW that happens to be more accurate.

Still. IRS, EPA and D's oE is a place to start.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

291 260 Trump is my 12th president. I liked Ike and man am I getting old.

http://tinyurl.com/qg596om
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Cf0i2)


Same here, although I was too young to remember Ike.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

292 What was the FIRST thing the Trump administration did? Just minutes after his swearing in today?

REMOVE THE STUPID "CLIMATE CHANGE" PAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WEB SITE!!!!!


Sorry, but that's false. Obama actually did that - it's standard procedure for the outgoing President to archive his version of whitehouse.gov and restore a "base" backup without issues pages.

I've seen it cited all day by lefties claiming Trump had "unpersoned" LGBTs by removing that page and by conservatives cheering, it's wrong in both cases.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (5dOnv)

293 286
Tony Orlando is still crooning.
Posted by: logprof

He woke up at the crack of dawn.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

Okay, I did laugh at that oldie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

294 #271: Nice!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (0OG8D)

295 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Another celebrity past his sell-by date.

Just shut up already.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (Z56vq)

296 johnson, Nixon, Ford, carter, REAGAN, BushI, clinton, BushII, TFG, TRUMP45

10 for me. Did I miss anybody?

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (qUNWi)

297 Actually no, ace (who's surely gone by now), I *don't* have to listen. Just as I haven't listened, probably, to 10 min. total from that affirmative action non-entity since his election (had no choice but to hear much more of him in person once, before he was prez).


Nice to not have to be at the ready, with the radio, to switch or turn it off, should his stupid voice come on.


Ahhh.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (QDnY+)

298 FBN interviewing a breathless sixteen-year-old was a mistake.

...and then, and then, like, and then, like there was, like stuff and things and a lot more stuff, but then there were THINGS!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (6gk0M)

299 259 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Should't that make him happy? If we did there would be no legacy of slavery in the United States...or anywhere since a majority of Generation Snowflake seems to think only the US has ever had slaves.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (F9322)
...........

History. It's like Math. It's hard.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (HgMAr)

300 291 260 Trump is my 12th president. I liked Ike and man am I getting old.

http://tinyurl.com/qg596om
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Cf0i2)

Same here, although I was too young to remember Ike.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)


Yup. Born in '60. Obama has a big-ass asterisk next to his name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)

301 We are so happy we have abandoned the circular firing squad

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:33 PM (VLde7)


Give us time to regroup!

Posted by: Lyin' Ryan and Bitch McConnell at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (wCEn4)

302 Hillary and Bill still have loyalists and Democrat supporters who are willing to shell out money for a canned speech. Not nearly the kind of money that they were receiving before, mind you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (mBnZE)

303
This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.





Posted by: mnw


Meh

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (LAe3v)

304 >>Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives
out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until
today it did.



This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.



Wow. Just wow. Trump is going to take more conservative action in 1 night than the GOP House and Senate did in 8 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (NOIQH)

305 278




We are so happy we have abandoned the circular firing squad

Posted by: ThunderB


Time. Give us time.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 20, 2017 08:36 PM (LAe3v)

306 I am much relieved to see that turd finally leave office.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:36 PM (0mRoj)

307 Piano Guys, I adore you, but you need to learn more than one song all of you can play on the piano as a group. But as always it sounds amazing.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 08:36 PM (LiMbk)

308 You won't have ol' Barry Obama to kick around anymore. So the next time you are denied access to the restroom of your chosen gender identity, or you get in trouble for defecating in the hallway at your government job, or some maniac comes at you with a bunch of loganberries DON'T COME CRYING TO ME.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 20, 2017 08:36 PM (rH4JY)

309 Watched replays of the speech - stunning. This wasn't a 'we've arrived and everything is okay' pep-talk. This was a 'we've got a hell of a lot of work to do, and not much time. But triumph we shall as triumph we must' & etc. First political speech of my adult life - Reagan excluded - that moved me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 08:36 PM (ZjO4V)

310 Running for mayor? No way. My show biz pal said Hillary running for mayor of NYC would be like Steven Spielberg taking a job as the coffee boy on a movie.

She's done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)
===

S'cuse me?

Posted by: Oakland Mayor And Attorney General Jerry Brown at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (EZebt)

311 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives
out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until
today it did.



This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.



Wow. Just wow. Trump is going to take more conservative action in 1 night than the GOP House and Senate did in 8 years.


Posted by: Lizzy
****

How sad that is the truth.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

312 298 FBN interviewing a breathless sixteen-year-old was a mistake.

...and then, and then, like, and then, like there was, like stuff and things and a lot more stuff, but then there were THINGS!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (6gk0M)


Wow. For a moment I thought that was SCOAMF without the TOTUS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

313 Cabbage sandwiches to a Boy Scout troop? The ride home and fart jokes must have been epic.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (TmVQX)

314 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Another celebrity past his sell-by date.

Just shut up already.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (Z56vq)



The one thing that unites "celebrities" is their endless stupidity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

315
Oh my god.

My Facebook is FILLED with Butthurt.

*peels off pudding lid

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (JmjOe)

316 Good riddance to this America hating cocksucker.

Posted by: JROD at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (rGKRU)

317 #295: Eh, I don't really mind Chris Rock saying that. He's just yearning for those days, 300 years ago, when he was relevant.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (0OG8D)

318 Interesting Johnson didn't use the Resolute desk and it was Carter that brought it back from the Smithsonian.

Nixon and Ford both used the Wilson desk.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (dKiJG)

319 Is there somewhere we can get a good list of what orders have been signed so far, etc?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (qgUJH)

320 271
Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives
out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until
today it did.



This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.





Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (9KR27)

Tomorrow's socialist womyn's march most butt hurt

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (+iGZu)

321 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

That was autumn. We're coming up on spring, time to move the clocks forward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (IcT7t)

322 While Trump has yet to show if he is the next Reagan, he has one thing in common with him.
He follows what is the worst president we have ever had in American history.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (hVdx9)

323 Oh this version of Fight Song/Amazing Grace is gorgeous, glad they are doing it!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (LiMbk)

324 310 S'cuse me?
Posted by: Oakland Mayor And Attorney General Jerry Brown at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (EZebt)


Jerry Brown was never a Senator, Sec of Stat and a red pussy hair's width from being Prexy. Plus, the old bat is how old now? Plus, Plus the Democrat/Progressive machine in this town has other plans, I'm sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)

325 Clinton used the Johnson desk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

326 #313: Yep, the Obamas invited a Boy Scout troop to the White House for lunch and served them cabbage sandwiches.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:39 PM (0OG8D)

327 317 #295: Eh, I don't really mind Chris Rock saying that. He's just yearning for those days, 300 years ago, when he was relevant.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (0OG8D

Kunta Punta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

328 300 291 260 Trump is my 12th president. I liked Ike and man am I getting old.

http://tinyurl.com/qg596om
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Cf0i2)

Same here, although I was too young to remember Ike.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)


Yup. Born in '60. Obama has a big-ass asterisk next to his name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)


That means that we've seen one-quarter of all the Presidents in American history (12 divided by 45).

Talk about feeling old.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

329 Wow. Just wow. Trump is going to take more conservative action in 1 night than the GOP House and Senate did in 8 years.

I'm beginning to think that the orange-haired guy might understand who his real enemies are.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (TppKb)

330 "Wow. For a moment I thought that was SCOAMF without the TOTUS."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

*HAH!*

and, and, and, and, you know... you, you, you could, you know, save, like just as much by inflating your tires... you know?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (6gk0M)

331 Clinton used the Johnson desk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
---------
ISWYDT

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (qgUJH)

332 Clinton used the Johnson desk.


He liked the stirrups.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (OVRJp)

333 325 Clinton used the Johnson desk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

At least Clinton didn't grab Doris Kearns Goodwin by the ears.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

334 Chris Rock clearly got grabbed by his pussy one too many times.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

335 304 >>Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives
out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until
today it did.



This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.



Wow. Just wow. Trump is going to take more conservative action in 1 night than the GOP House and Senate did in 8 years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (NOIQH

Holy Shit!!! Is this for real!!!

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (buBai)

336 I like this guy on FBN. Called protesters spoiled rotten brats.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)

337 Someone recommended Mother Jones for deranged, lefty breakdown comments but I couldn't get past the lead article. They "interviewed Trump supporters" about what they expected from the Don and, quel surprise, came up with some random stupid-ass quotes that they can now brand as "The Trump Supporters."

Included somone (if not totally made up) praising Putin.

Enjoy your extra-bitter vegan latte at the Bitterly Commie Collective Food Coop, losers.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 08:41 PM (OhTOr)

338 He woke up at the crack of dawn.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

I'm sure she enjoyed it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:41 PM (Jcg9Q)

339 Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 08:35 PM (HgMAr)


Nah That is The New Leftard Meme From yesterday. Remember to set your clock back 300 Years before going to bed

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:41 PM (y3aQB)

340 Tomorrow's socialist womyn's march most butt hurt

I'm beginning to think the sonofabitch might just pull some Planned Parenthood funding or something three minutes before the march just to rub sand in their...uh, yeah.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 08:41 PM (TppKb)

341
The Office of Violence Against Women. I assume by that syntax, they were there to promote it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

342 OMG! I hope that The Piano Guys' version of Amazing Grace with bag pipes gets onto U-Tube. It was amazing.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (EW9tX)

343 While Trump has yet to show if he is the next Reagan, he has one thing in common with him.
He follows what is the worst president we have ever had in American history.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:38 PM (hVdx9)

I like to to remember that when President Reagan met Trump for the first time, he noted to himself after shaking Trump's hand, paraphrasing, "I don't know what makes me think so, but, that young man will be President one day."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (kXoT0)

344 Nah That is The New Leftard Meme From yesterday. Remember to set your clock back 300 Years before going to bed


Umm....is that Daylight Savings Time or no?

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (qUNWi)

345 261 Melania is a good mother, too. You can tell she loves her son very much.

I also saw a look of genuine affection from her bestowed upon her husband when he wasn't looking.

Truly a class act. Donald is a lucky man.
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:30 PM (Z56vq)

Before Melania and President Trump ( love saying that) entered the Parade podium you could see she was wiping away some tears.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (dKiJG)

346 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women

--

anyone have a link to that? All the search engines return news stories with qualifiers -could, might, planning to, etc and so forth, and all from leftist scaremongering websites trying to panic the progressives (aka trump might take away your birth control)

And someone explain how trump eliminates congressional legislation with his magic souvenir pens.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 08:43 PM (jD+em)

347 That alien was played by a woman.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059753/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 08:43 PM (r/0kC)

348 337 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 08:41 PM (OhTOr)


Anything published in Mother Jones is akin to a first draft of anything published in the NY Times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

349 Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.


Wow. I remember him. He was a comedian, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:43 PM (qJhUV)

350 God what's going to happen tomorrow?

The anticipation is killing me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (4ErVI)

351 I would think that the conventional wisdom/DC consultant class would tell Trump something like this: "You just can't do stuff like defund PP International, and Violence Against Women act right away. It would send the wrong message, you see, and to do it the weekend of a Million Woman March is scheduled is political suicide!..."

Naw, he's gonna go with Trumpsmash!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (NOIQH)

352
Remember to set your clock back 300 Years before going to bed
Posted by: EVLINC!


At least you knew where you were then.
Girls were girls and men were men.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

353 http://tinyurl.com/z8empww

We've had elements of this discussion here, the relevance of the books of Macabees in particular.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (2RVmA)

354 336 I like this guy on FBN. Called protesters spoiled rotten brats.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)


More like stoned, ignorant stooges.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

355 "Wow. I remember him. He was a comedian, right?"
-Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:43 PM (qJhUV)

He was relevant, once. Actually funny, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (6gk0M)

356 271 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until today it did.

This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.

Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (9KR27)

Link?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

357 More left wing hate towards Barron.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/255121/

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (r/0kC)

358 343
I like to to remember that when President Reagan met Trump for the first time, he noted to himself after shaking Trump's hand, paraphrasing, "I don't know what makes me think so, but, that young man will be President one day."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (kXoT0)


Did Reagan actually meet Trump? Serious question, because I don't know. That would be cool if so.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

359 The Office of Violence Against Women. I assume by that syntax, they were there to promote it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

I am unfamiliar with that Office, I presume it was simply a way to funnel money and influence to Feminazis.

If it was actually doing anything for women, not womyn, he would have let it be.

We all forget that the Left loves all these little to medium sized offices and agencies to move money to their supporters.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (kXoT0)

360 Trump is going to work all weekend. Watch his Twitter feed.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (Rsi2C)

361 The Rockettes are there, now. In their 1984 NBA shorts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (6gk0M)

362
Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

Wow. I remember him. He was a comedian, right?
Posted by: tu3031


I think he was in Rock Around the Clock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

363 That means that we've seen one-quarter of all the Presidents in American history (12 divided by 45).



Talk about feeling old.

Damn, we're good.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (Cf0i2)

364 On OReilly, it was just reported that the Armed services ball is being broadcast to troops in Afganistan. Also 2 male and 2 female service people will be permitted to "cut in" and dance with Trump and Melania.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951)

365 Did Reagan actually meet Trump? Serious question, because I don't know. That would be cool if so.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

Yes, it's true. It was a meme out there during the election.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (kXoT0)

366 C-SPAN 2 has the inaugeration balls on live. Rockettes on now! MAGA! God Bless America!

Posted by: Just wondering at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (YcuiH)

367 So the librarian at my kids school was telling me about how her sister and her sisters husband's female family members are going to march in the gender parade tomorrow...she said she was happy she was doing it.......arrgghhhhh.
It's okay, can't ruin this day for me.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (JNDQi)

368 Heh, it's funny but it's been a long time since I'd seen Tucker Carlson wearing a bow tie.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (GsAUU)

369 God bless those young Marines who had to salute the SCOAMF. I told our son once, "I'm glad you went to Afghanistan and served with honor. At least you never had to salute that traitor."

Anyhow, enjoying the entertainment before Melania makes her appearance.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (PY9jH)

370 360 Trump is going to work all weekend. Watch his Twitter feed.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (Rsi2C)

I think he should reserve Twitter to strike back at attacks and pressure the GOP to do what he wants. As far as executive orders and other goodies, SURPRISE ME!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

371 >>>Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.

I can just imagine him explaining "300 years ago, they thought that having a dick and balls automatically made you male! So primitive and backwards!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (rH4JY)

372 Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fucking go fucking far fucking away you fucking asswipe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (voOPb)

373 Also 2 male and 2 female service people will be permitted to "cut in" and dance with Trump and Melania.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands)
*****
That's too cool.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (Rsi2C)

374 #349: Well, he was kind of like a comedian, only not funny.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (0OG8D)

375 Trump with Ron and Nancy:

http://tinyurl.com/hy85ted

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (kXoT0)

376
On OReilly, it was just reported that the Armed services ball is being broadcast to troops in Afganistan. Also 2 male and 2 female service people will be permitted to "cut in" and dance with Trump and Melania.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.


But NOT Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

377 365 Did Reagan actually meet Trump? Serious question, because I don't know. That would be cool if so.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

Yes, it's true. It was a meme out there during the election.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (kXoT0)


Maybe that's when Trump got the notion, "Hey, I can do this."

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

378 I am a shallow bitch. Can't wait to see what Melania is wearing. I know she won't disappoint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

379 Chris Rock wasn't the only one with the "turn back the clock" bullshit.

http://tinyurl.com/jm46nhs

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 08:48 PM (r/0kC)

380 Ace needs to troll Chris Rock on Twitter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

381 364 On OReilly, it was just reported that the Armed services ball is being broadcast to troops in Afganistan. Also 2 male and 2 female service people will be permitted to "cut in" and dance with Trump and Melania.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951

Had it been Barry & The Mooch, the phrase "cut in" would have meant something else.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 08:48 PM (voOPb)

382 I think he was in Rock Around the Clock.

I remember "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police". That was funny.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)

383 Obamas invited a Boy Scout troop to the White House for lunch and served them cabbage sandwiches.


Isn't that child abuse? I have never heard of cabbage sandwiches.

My Sister in Law's Father he would eat Ketchup sandwiches because he was poor.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)

384 Snopes says that Reagan never said that about Trump, so it must be a lie. The Washington Post even went thru Reagan's archives and couldn't find anything. Totally busted, yo.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (hVdx9)

385 I am a shallow bitch. Can't wait to see what Melania is wearing. I know she won't disappoint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

Me too. I am thinking that that Trump will look all Alpha Male of The Whole Fucking World in his evening wear.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (kXoT0)

386

I also cannot wait to see what she is wearing

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (VLde7)

387 Party like its 1981!

Posted by: KentAllard at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (TQw9b)

388 the last time I listened to Obama fully was His first address after his inauguration. He lied so effortlessly I was almost arguing with my TV (him) that was it, I knew I couldn't do it again.

all the lies to the applaud of the media for yeeeeeeaaaaars,
gak.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (R7cwD)

389 Fashion update on FBN

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (JSovD)

390 Okay kids. It has been a long and glorious day. Savor it. Sweet dreams and see you tomorrow.

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

391 Husband and I just followed what grammie had planned tonight.

We just had two lbs. each of snow crab, and champagne.

Life is once again good in the Age of the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (PY9jH)

392 Gotta head out to get some food.

That means Trump and Melania will show up soon.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (Jcg9Q)

393 Naw, he's gonna go with Trumpsmash!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:44 PM (NOIQH)


And the hilarious part of it is that if this had been Jeb or some other squish it would be Lindbergh baby headlines for days and days and days and then comes the scaredy cat apology and groveling while they still beat the shit out of them for it.

Trump? This shit will be old news in a couple of days. There will be no apology. In fact, he'll commit three more "outrages" over the next couple of days just to triple down on it. He's gonna burying them in so many outrages they aren't going to be able to focus. Then when they finally get a handle on a Serious You Guys This Is Really Fucking Outrageous Someone Ought To Do Something, Trump pivots and spins to something else.

He's really a media master. Could've made a fortune in PR. Could've ran a campaign for almost anyone and probably got them elected president.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (4ErVI)

394 Wiki says slavery came to the U.S. in 1619 with Jamestown.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

395 I remember the ATM machine, late at night from Chris Rock. He wasn't afraid of The Media.

He also went on about blacks getting Masters Degrees and hiding money in your books.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (6gk0M)

396
How about we just "set the clocks back" to a time when Men who pretended they were women weren't called women?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (mZGNr)

397 Snopes says that Reagan never said that about Trump, so it must be a lie. The Washington Post even went thru Reagan's archives and couldn't find anything. Totally busted, yo.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (hVdx9)

Oh, well if B-O-T-H Snopes and WP say it, well snap!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (kXoT0)

398 So the librarian at my kids school was telling me about how her sister and her sisters husband's female family members are going to march in the gender parade tomorrow...she said she was happy she was doing it.......arrgghhhhh.
It's okay, can't ruin this day for me.

Posted by: lindafell de spair


Is that the pussy hat thing? That's going to be amusing. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (rH4JY)

399 #358: I've seen a picture of Trump and Reagan shaking hands. Sundance has used it a few times at The Conservative Treehouse to illustrate posts about Trump.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (0OG8D)

400 372
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fucking go fucking far fucking away you fucking asswipe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (voOPb)

I guess ace's request not to use fuck has been fucking rescinded?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (+iGZu)

401
Okay kids. It has been a long and glorious day. Savor it. Sweet dreams and see you tomorrow.



Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)


YUGE hugs and kisses to you, J. J. Thanks for all you do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

402 Good night, J.J.!

Looking forward to your morning thread WITHOUT the countdown!

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

403 G'Night, J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (6gk0M)

404 "I remember 'How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police'. That was funny."

Not only was it funny, it was damn good advice for the most part.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (noWW6)

405 Maybe that's when Trump got the notion, "Hey, I can do this."

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)


There is that clip of Trump from the 80s on Oprah saying he would like to run for President.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (HV1LS)

406 #390: Good night, JJ! Thanks for all the good work you do around here!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (0OG8D)

407 No wonder he's not setting an alarm clock tomorrow. He's on the west coast so that should give him plenty of time to wake up before his tea time.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (cAnNx)

408 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:47 PM
******
JJ, I forget who said it but I heard today that both Dems and RINOs are scared to death of Trump's Twitter powers. None of them want to be on the receiving end of any direct attack by Trump on Twitter. Hence, the MFM demanding he disavow Twitter. How nice is that?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (Rsi2C)

409 I guess ace's request not to use fuck has been fucking rescinded?
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:51 PM (+iGZu)
-------
I miss a fucking memo?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

410
How about we "set the clocks back" to a time when we didn't import muslim terrorists into our country?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 08:53 PM (mZGNr)

411 If we turn back the clock 300 years Hollywood and the Democrats disappear. Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 08:53 PM (W6Ch1)

412 Funk with an orchestra on cspan2. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 08:53 PM (VtLx6)

413 >>>Saw a tweet from Chris Rock to set the clocks back 300 years.


Give me the clock. I'll set it back to the 800's.

Posted by: Achmed Mohammed at January 20, 2017 08:53 PM (rH4JY)

414 From what I can tell Trump has announced plans to defund the DoJ's Violence Against Women programs, haven't seen that he's done it yet.

http://www.thefader.com/2017/01/20/trump-day-one

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

415 I miss a fucking memo?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

Yeah, was when advertisers were nervous about fck and cnt.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (+iGZu)

416 Trump will look all Alpha Male of The Whole Fucking World in his evening wear.

Trump IS the Alpha Male of the Whole Fucking World.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (Z56vq)

417 please let me know if there are any pics of Melania's gown

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (Om16U)

418
How about we "set the clocks back" to a time when we govt didn't FORCE people to buy shitty obama health care or pay a fine?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (mZGNr)

419 Snopes says that Reagan never said that about Trump, so it must be a lie. The Washington Post even went thru Reagan's archives and couldn't find anything. Totally busted, yo.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (hVdx9)

Oh, well if B-O-T-H Snopes and WP say it, well snap!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil
****

Word. If two paragons of integrity say it is not so, we peasants cannot dispute.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (hVdx9)

420 Please, Melania, just go up to the mike and say "Oliver, the hotscakes are ready!"

Just this once, get it out of our systems.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (HV1LS)

421

Seems like an entrance gonna be made

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (VLde7)

422 So did he dance with Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (rH4JY)

423 404 "I remember 'How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police'. That was funny."

Not only was it funny, it was damn good advice for the most part.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 08:52 PM (noWW6)

--He also had a skit about Blacks taking steps back and forwards. "Lil' Kim exposing her left titty on TV: 25 steps back!!!"

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

424 Me too. I am thinking that that Trump will look all Alpha Male of The Whole Fucking World in his evening wear.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil


What exactly are you expecting? I'll be happy if he wears pants.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 08:55 PM (LAe3v)

425 Right now, Vanity Fair is twisting itself in knots to tell us all how Melania is a Fashion Failure.

I really, really hope they keep this up.

Can't wait to see her gown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:55 PM (PY9jH)

426 378 I am a shallow bitch. Can't wait to see what Melania is wearing. I know she won't disappoint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

I'm a dude, and don't normally care about such things, but I think she rocked it today.
Very understated, elegant outfit. Subtle in it's classiness.
The gloves were a nice touch.
Almost a throwback to Jackie O?

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at January 20, 2017 08:55 PM (uY5Mk)

427 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUsri2KXOs8


Vocals are off a little from video but no talking heads.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (Gim9y)

428 So Obama's can't land because of weather shortly after a Republican take over the Whitehouse weather machine? Coincidence?

Ask Katrina survivors....Many of whom developed a taste for human flesh during the horrors in the stadium.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (vfC/C)

429
360 Trump is going to work all weekend. Watch his Twitter feed.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 08:45 PM (Rsi2C)







As I recall, one of the things that came out over the campaign is just how HARD the Magic Scalp Weasel works. Always has.

During the 80s when he and Ivana were hot on the social calendar, they'd party at the hip joints like Studio 54 (party, sure. but no drugs or alcohol for them), they'd leave early to go home......and work the rest of the night.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (LuZz8)

430 414 From what I can tell Trump has announced plans to defund the DoJ's Violence Against Women programs, haven't seen that he's done it yet.

http://www.thefader.com/2017/01/20/trump-day-one
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

I hope he does. VAWA is a fucking misandrist disgrace as should be dismantled.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)

431 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 08:42 PM (kXoT0)


Was it Reagan, or Pat Nixon?

He's hanging some letter in the Oval Office he got from Nixon about Pat saying something along those lines.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (kqtMD)

432 Maddow just fucked up and called Tom Araya Tim Araya. What a dumbass

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (rh5d5)

433 OK ettes how long were the heels on Melania? Longest I've ever seen.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (+iGZu)

434 The only thing missing was the pillbox hat.

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (uY5Mk)

435 Isn't 300 years ago when we bowed to the King? Jeez the Left just begs for royalty.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (0tfLf)

436

First dance is POTUS and FLOTUS

At Armed Services Ball

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (VLde7)

437 Guys in leather pants & tank tops. Little something for the gays.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)

438 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)

You haven't lived until you've had ketchup spaghetti!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (wCEn4)

439 425
Right now, Vanity Fair is twisting itself in knots to tell us all how Melania is a Fashion Failure.



Also, Genghis Khan was a military lightweight.

Posted by: Vanity Fair at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (LAe3v)

440 386

I also cannot wait to see what she is wearing
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:50 PM (VLde7)


But she'll have a hard time fitting into the proverbial dress of The Most Beautiful Woman In The World.

Posted by: White House Press stenographer at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (Xuv2G)

441 Maybe, just maybe Putin wanted Trump because he knew he would make America strong and help stabilize the world? Also to help stand up to the Chinese.
Both are in Russia's interest.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (hVdx9)

442 Anyone seen Al Gore around?


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (5VlCp)

443 Where is the military ball on????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (PY9jH)

444 MAGA!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)

445
And then each of them will dance with two military members

Can you imagine?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (VLde7)

446 The Churchill bust is back in the Oval Office. Daily Mail has the photo.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (JSovD)

447 Off, sock.

Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (uY5Mk)

448 When will Melania and Trumpus come out? I want to see what gown M's wearing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (EnKk6)

449 I hope he does. VAWA is a fucking misandrist disgrace as should be dismantled.


Bonus points for misandrist.

Posted by: Vanity Fair at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (LAe3v)

450 442
Anyone seen Al Gore around?







Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (5VlCp)

Must be in Vail, it's snowing like hell.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (+iGZu)

451

Jane FBN

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (VLde7)

452
I like how Tucker Carlson is wearing a tuxedo for the occasion.

The Shits on Contrived News Network and fake news msnbc are not wearing formal wear.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (mZGNr)

453 Actually, one of the underappreciated aspects of Trump's presidency is we won't be expected to pretend the first lady is beautiful any more.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (Xuv2G)

454 But she'll have a hard time fitting into the proverbial dress of The Most Beautiful Woman In The World.
Posted by: White House Press stenographer at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (Xuv2G
__________________

Maybe Ivanka can join her in there and fill in some spots.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (vfC/C)

455 The Churchill bust is back in the Oval Office. Daily Mail has the photo.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (JSovD)


Are you serious?!? I'm going to start crying like a little bitch again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (PY9jH)

456
what the holy hell are we watching??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (mZGNr)

457 446
The Churchill bust is back in the Oval Office. Daily Mail has the photo.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (JSovD)

Link? That means that socialist union organizers (MLK) bust is gone

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (+iGZu)

458

All the Trump Ladies are worth watching

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (VLde7)

459
Was that Michael Flatley himself?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (mZGNr)

460 Wiki says slavery came to the U.S. in 1619 with Jamestown.


From what I've read, over 10 million slaves came over to the New World in the 1500-1800's

less than 400,000 came to America

Brazil took over 2 million

Why is America the only country where all these race relation issues are still an issue ??

My proposed answer is : Democrats



Posted by: McCool at January 20, 2017 09:00 PM (lUlM3)

461 271 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today. It gives out grants to support the Violence Against Women Act. I mean, until today it did.

This man has bigger balls than King Kong on steroids.

Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2017 08:32 PM (9KR27)


First day in office, and he's already made my job better. I think this will reduce the number of diversity classes I have to take each year.

Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (c055Y)

462 Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (+iGZu)

I'd say 4 inches, about average for a swanky event heel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (kqtMD)

463 So Obama's can't land because of weather shortly after a Republican take over the Whitehouse weather machine? Coincidence?

Yes..."coincidence".

Posted by: The Halliburton Weather Machine at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)

464 You just know Trump and Melania gonna knock boots tonight in the presidential quarters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (pUDQf)

465 Got rid of an imposter and got us a real President today. This was a good day. I'm sleeping better tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (zLDYs)

466 Blondes dancing vs. Tucker. Sorry, Tuck. :click:

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (7qAYi)

467 The Churchill bust is back in the Oval Office.

Damn, could this day get any better?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (LAe3v)

468 I think as a lark we should start redoing video of This administration -congress- the senate from msnbc-cnn-abc-etc and leave all their speech out, just show them making faces and gestures, to show how silly they really are.
so we hear reality and they don't interfere with what you are hearing or seeing with your own fkn eyes!

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (R7cwD)

469 452


I like how Tucker Carlson is wearing a tuxedo for the occasion.



The Shits on Contrived News Network and fake news msnbc are not wearing formal wear.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (mZGNr)

Tucker owns a tux. Those other folks would have to rent one.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (+iGZu)

470 Hello, Horde - happy Inauguration Day!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)

471 442
Anyone seen Al Gore around?


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (5VlCp)

At the premier of his new movie, a sequal to An Inconvenient Truth.

Complete with usual Gore Blizzard.

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (XoldI)

472 #441: That makes a lot more sense than Trump being some sort of puppet. After all, Putin could've gotten whatever favors he wanted out of Hillary by throwing a few million dollars into her fake charity. He did just that on a couple of occasions while she was Secretary of State.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (0OG8D)

473 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today.

We have one of those here. We call it "the cops".

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (qJhUV)

474 @JJ,
They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way. We'll have protests in Portland, Seattle and parts of California tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (mBYZv)

475 470
Hello, Horde - happy Inauguration Day!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Hello to your own fine self.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (LAe3v)

476
Does the White House have a Masseuse on staff?

If the First Lady has been in those nine inch heels all day, she will need some liniment and a rub down.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (jD+em)

477 trump said we the people of America come first.

Did you Hear that !Trump is antisemtic!

Jobs-prosperity for americans! Nazi hitler!

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (R7cwD)

478

I think they will be exhausted

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (VLde7)

479 Huh, I did not know the Trump family's pastor was Norman Vincent Peale.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (GsAUU)

480 Sweet Jesus, why the hell doesn't Al Gore just go the hell away?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (LAe3v)

481 So where is Dom Tullipso?


Everyone did catch that he said his name was Dominick Tullipso which when you flip the name Tullipso Dominick.

Tullipso n mi dick.

Two lips on my dick.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (cAnNx)

482 470 Hello, Horde - happy Inauguration Day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)

Happy Trump Day!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (0mRoj)

483 My husband said he's been saying "Happy Trump Day" to all his clients and friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

484 The Churchill bust is back in the Oval Office. Daily Mail has the photo.



Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 08:58 PM (JSovD)



An excellent start.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (tHwdc)

485 For those, like me, who are waiting to see Melania's gown, here she is on her wedding day:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/glu6nvo

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (HiDrR)

486 462
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (+iGZu)



I'd say 4 inches, about average for a swanky event heel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (kqtMD)

No, I was talking about the one's she was wearing this afternoon.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (+iGZu)

487
Why is FBN wasting any time on a bunch of loser asswipes in Chicago. These twats would protest changing their underwear every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

488 The hippies are crying ...

https://youtu.be/jXQLUVDOhyo?t=5m8s

Posted by: Kristophr at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (Vkf+s)

489 281

Chris got his so whatever

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (0LQ4f)

490 I cannot wait to see Melania in all her low-key, elegant glory.

The polar opposite of the Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (PY9jH)

491 "My husband said he's been saying "Happy Trump Day" to all his clients and friends."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

Sarcastically?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (6gk0M)

492 Hi, pep! Happy Trump Day, Insomniac!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (tHwdc)

493 474 @JJ,
They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way. We'll have protests in Portland, Seattle and parts of California tomorrow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (mBYZv)


I just saw a headline to the effect transit escalators are shut down in SF due to "human waste". It's possible this is just another day in SF, but it wouldn't surprise me to find someone decided to make an anti-Trump political statement by snarling commutes in a city that went for Hillary, like, 99-1.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (Xuv2G)

494 For some reason, I'm feeling particularly warm towards the Brits tonight. Maybe it's the Scot in me. Ironic.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (LAe3v)

495 Buh-bye motherfucker.



So glad that sleazy mofo is off to Palm Springs or to palm whatever he wants on his own dime from now on. Except for the poor SS guys that have to keep protecting him. Motivation for promotion I'd think.....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (SpeiC)

496 Did you see her gold dress last night? Like it poured over her molten. Wow

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (VLde7)

497 Something's missing here...

Posted by: Internation Brotherhood of Styrofoam Column Artisans at January 20, 2017 09:06 PM (zu88C)

498 hilarious

https://twitter.com/RealKyleMorris/status/822546520289476610

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (Om16U)

499 Sarcastically?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (6gk0M)


For realz. He's blessed to have some very major clients who are Trump supporters. You'd be stunned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

500 Who is this hottie on Tucker's show?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (+iGZu)

501 I just realized that I've had no champagne so far today, and promptly rectified the situation.

*clink*

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

502 this has been a great day for this country. michael moore, bobby deniro, al gore, cannot ruin it for me. they are watching their livliehoods swirlin in the shitter. their time has passed. fuck them all. time have changed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

503 Soulman out now! Loved his America the Beautiful.

Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (Ag8Mw)

504 #441: That makes a lot more sense than Trump being some sort of puppet. After all, Putin could've gotten whatever favors he wanted out of Hillary by throwing a few million dollars into her fake charity. He did just that on a couple of occasions while she was Secretary of State.


Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
****

And to be clear, I am NOT saying the Russians "hacked" the election. Just saying why they may have looked forward to Trump.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

505 441. Putin and Lavrov and all the rest of the RF leadership have said that the US is a world power - perhaps the only one - and that as such, the US must be strong and wise in its strength to keep the world at peace. Yes, this is the Kremlin position. And, yes, they do regard us as a rival. But Putin's a wise man - he sees the big picture. So does Trump. They'll do good things together in the years ahead.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (5ZaP+)

506 "For realz. He's blessed to have some very major clients who are Trump supporters. You'd be stunned."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

Nice!!!

Stop saying "for realz".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (6gk0M)

507 I cannot wait to see Melania in all her low-key, elegant glory.

The polar opposite of the Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (PY9jH)



But but but...Aunt Esther was THE mostest beautiful, mostest elegant woman to ever live. Why she was a beautiful as Barry is smart

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

508 Champagne gives me a headache (I belatedly realized). Need to rectify it with something. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

509 So I've got this Fox News thing on... this gal, Kristen Fisher?

Why did none of you tell me about this?

She... eh, I can now report: It moved.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (Pz4pT)

510 Anyone else dancing in their living room, besides me?

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VtLx6)

511 ...I forgot to say "please", Jane. Please forgive me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (6gk0M)

512 Who's the two trumpet kids though?

Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (Ag8Mw)

513 508 Champagne gives me a headache (I belatedly realized). Need to rectify it with something. Hmmm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)


Scotch?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (Xuv2G)

514 Stop saying "for realz".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (6gk0M)
-------

I laughed. I don't know why. Just hit me in the right spot.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (qgUJH)

515 https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw

Gold dress

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VLde7)

516 453 Actually, one of the underappreciated aspects of Trump's presidency is we won't be expected to pretend the first lady is beautiful any more.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 08:59 PM (Xuv2G

Or pretend that she is a lady or pretend that she is a woman.

BTW you could see her five o'clock shadow today around the Mouth area. Great picture on Drudge.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (buBai)

517 Sam Moore and the kids rocking it!

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (TmVQX)

518
Stop saying "for realz".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (6gk0M)

For realz? You're not the boss of me. *bitch slap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (PY9jH)

519 Heh, History is dropping Inauguration trivia.

Andrew Johnson was ill on Inauguration Day 1861, and took whiskey for it. By the time he took the oath, he was a babbling drunk.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)

520 the coke snorting, whore mongering secret cervix people should be assigned to oblabla and family. he should be rewarded for his competence, after all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

521 I'd say 4 inches, about average for a swanky event heel.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (kqtMD)

Perfect for a gorgeous woman!

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (B11vO)

522 I updated that rash post, ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (6gk0M)

523 Yeah, if these asshats are so angry at the "fascist" Trump voters, why don't they try protesting where those people live? Cmon leftists try pulling your shit in rural Texas or blue collar neighborhoods in Indiana. I dare you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (P8951)

524 So I've got this Fox News thing on... this gal, Kristen Fisher?

Why did none of you tell me about this?

She... eh, I can now report: It moved.
Posted by: BurtTC at January



wait until she is in profile. huge beak.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)

525 * clink back *

To 4 yrs of winning
Champagne is my drink of choice tonight too, rickl.



Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:11 PM (Rsi2C)

526 Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 09:03 PM (jD+em)

Not even close to 9 inches.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:11 PM (kqtMD)

527 https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw

Gold dress
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VLde7)
--------

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:11 PM (qgUJH)

528 515 https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw

Gold dress
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VLde7)
---
Holy shitsnacks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:11 PM (EnKk6)

529

wait until she is in profile. huge beak.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)

Still got mine, too.

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at January 20, 2017 09:11 PM (7qAYi)

530 @515

Holy shit! She's wearing that tonight?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (+iGZu)

531

https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw


Try that again

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (VLde7)

532 I'd say 4 inches, about average for a swanky event heel.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:01 PM (kqtMD)




how will you get out of the cake in those?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (cPsPa)

533 And to be clear, I am NOT saying the Russians "hacked" the election. Just saying why they may have looked forward to Trump.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

____________________

So you're saying they are sentient beings?

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (vfC/C)

534 For some reason, I'm feeling particularly warm towards the Brits tonight. Maybe it's the Scot in me. Ironic.
Posted by: pep
-------

You may have been over-exposed to kilts today. Take a break.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (ZO497)

535 Great picture on Drudge.

I liked "Glum and Glummer"

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (/wWB4)

536 I figured they were 5" heels. And I had a non-alcoholic beverage today to celebrate. Not horde approved, but made sense since Trump is a teetotaler.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (mBYZv)

537 Champagne is my drink of choice tonight too, rickl.


Posted by: L, Elle


RINO!!!!! Jameson's or nothing!

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (LAe3v)

538 By the time he took the oath, he was a babbling drunk.

Lightweight.

Posted by: Sir John A. MacDonald at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (wpC7C)

539 wait until she is in profile. huge beak.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)

Wait, you were looking at her face?
idiot

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (+iGZu)

540 513 508 Champagne gives me a headache (I belatedly realized). Need to rectify it with something. Hmmm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

Scotch?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (Xuv2G)


I also bought a case of Victory Beer which I was drinking last night and earlier tonight. It tastes like... Victory.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

541 For me today is less "Trump is President" than "now I won't have to feel like William Shatner looking out the airplane window and seeing that smug shitweasel Obama dicking around with the engine".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (rH4JY)

542

She wore that last night

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (VLde7)

543 The Mascots vs. PeeWee football players v video in the sidebar is classic and strangely appropriate for today.
No quarter asked, none given.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (dZGNV)

544 515 https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw

Gold dress
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VLde7)
---

Sweet merciful ass crackers.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (7qAYi)

545 Everyone on the left was raving that Mooch rocked her some kitten heels.

Hell, I'd rock kitten heels whenever I knew I wouldn't outlast my six inch heels at an event. I'd wear Sketchers if I could.

Mooch has suffered for her country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (PY9jH)

546 515 https://goo.gl/images/KUwbJw

Gold dress
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:09 PM (VLde7

She has big eyebrows.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (voOPb)

547
I don't even have to look -- I know the Leftist Shits are mocking the entertainment at the balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (mZGNr)

548 419 etc. LOL. I can so believe that SNOPES would debunk a meme with a Reagan *Thought balloon* about Trump will be president someday.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (dkExz)

549 Some gay former Star Trek actor is pissed or something about their not being something about LBQRtEsE or something on the White House web page.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

550 And to be clear, I am NOT saying the Russians "hacked" the election. Just saying why they may have looked forward to Trump.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

____________________

So you're saying they are sentient beings?

Posted by: Lily
****
When sober, yes.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (hVdx9)

551 She's wearing that again?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (kqtMD)

552 I also bought a case of Victory Beer which I was drinking last night and earlier tonight. It tastes like... Victory.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

I'm drinking Yuengling. it's always been my go to beer, and they were big Trump supporters.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (7qAYi)

553 Palm Springs has some gay nude resorts. Just saying.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (TmVQX)

554 Live Stream of the Liberty Ball, without talking heads.

https://youtu.be/MFkXtuAWnKg

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (cAnNx)

555 430 414 From what I can tell Trump has announced plans to defund the DoJ's Violence Against Women programs, haven't seen that he's done it yet.

http://www.thefader.com/2017/01/20/trump-day-one
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

I hope he does. VAWA is a fucking misandrist disgrace as should be dismantled.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)

Word. It's unconstitutional. The more men's lives it destroys based on false allegations and the word fear, the more money they get.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (buBai)

556

Yeah


Melania set the bar pretty high

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (VLde7)

557 318 Interesting Johnson didn't use the Resolute desk and it was Carter that brought it back from the Smithsonian.

Nixon and Ford both used the Wilson desk.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 08:37 PM (dKiJG)
-------------------------------------
No.

When Teddy Roosevelt first built the West Wing, he furnished it with a big, beautiful walnut desk. This "Presidential Desk" was used by all presidents until FDR, i.e. TR, Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover.

FDR had his own custom desk to accommodate his wheel chair.

Truman and Eisenhower used the Presidential (TR) desk.

Kennedy is the one who first used the Resolute Desk in the West Wing. (Before then it was used by POTUSes in the residence only.)

Johnson used his own personal desk, as did Nixon.

Ford brought back the TR desk.

Carter brought back the Resolute, which was also used by Reagan.

GHW Bush used his own personal desk.

Clinton, GWB, and Obama used the Resolute.

So different desks for different POTUSes --- the TR being the most commonly used one.

Don't ask me why I know this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (Nox3c)

558 For some reason, I'm feeling particularly warm towards the Brits tonight. Maybe it's the Scot in me. Ironic.
Posted by: pep




thought you were a guy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

559 "Some gay former Star Trek actor is pissed or something about their not being something about LBQRtEsE or something on the White House web page."
-Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

Tell that bitch to have a Coke and a smile and STFU.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:16 PM (6gk0M)

560 554 Live Stream of the Liberty Ball, without talking heads.

https://youtu.be/MFkXtuAWnKg
Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (cAnNx)

Thanks! Your funeral was great, btw.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:16 PM (pUDQf)

561 Ok, gentlemen. Now we can start sucking each other's dicks. Come to think of it, it's always a good time to do that.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 20, 2017 09:16 PM (rH4JY)

562 Quick JEF update - had to divert from Palm Springs to March AFB in Riverside.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (/zyrl)

563 CNN says Pres Trump is on his way to the ball

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Om16U)

564

I am certain she will NOT wear that tonight


A preview. She wore it last night

So tonight. Yikes. I cant even.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (VLde7)

565 So I've got this Fox News thing on... this gal, Kristin Fisher?

Why did none of you tell me about this?

She... eh, I can now report: It moved.
Posted by: BurtTC at January

wait until she is in profile. huge beak.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)


I shall look at her in profile. From below, above, all sides. In each nook and cranny.

Yes, I will look for her imperfections. Oh yes I will.

And I corrected my shameful misspelling of her name. After all, I plan to have her babies. These things one must get right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT)

566 549 Some gay former Star Trek actor is pissed or something about their not being something about LBQRtEsE or something on the White House web page.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (pUDQf)


I used to like him. He had a solid reputation for treating the fans well at conventions. He would even invite them to his run the morning of.

But ever since he came out officially (everybody who cared already knew for decades) he seems to want to insert himself into politics at every opportunity.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (Xuv2G)

567 I wish Trump and Melania would make their grand entrance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (P8951)

568 Churchill's bust back in the Oval Office, an actual woman as FLOTUS, an actual man as POTUS, a warrior as head of DoD,

it's been a great day.

I'm exhausted and happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (PY9jH)

569 Margarita wow, do not play Margarita in strip Trivial Pursuit

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (2RVmA)

570 Quick JEF update - had to divert from Palm Springs to March AFB in Riverside.
Posted by: George Tirebiter
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I can hear the Mooch bitching and complaining from here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (ZO497)

571 Posted on the wrong thread, again.

I have a pair of Louboutin Pigalles, 100mm, which is just under 4 inches, iirc.

The pair she wore today could even have been 3- 3 1/2.

I am not good at estimating. I'd say 3-4, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (kqtMD)

572 Also 2 male and 2 female service people will be permitted to "cut in" and dance with Trump and Melania.
Oh, joy!

Posted by: chelsea m. at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (lJXY3)

573 For me today is less "Trump is President" than "now I won't have to feel like William Shatner looking out the airplane window and seeing that smug shitweasel Obama dicking around with the engine".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (rH4JY)

wow. great comment, I just feel relief that a huge chain in slipping from our necks

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (R7cwD)

574 Don't ask me why I know this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Why not? There's not deskrace in knowing such things.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (rH4JY)

575 Don't ask me why I know this.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:15 PM (Nox3c)

Cause as they said in Animal House, Knowledge be good.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (+iGZu)

576 "Further, we are devoted to gaining full value from every taxpayer dollar spent on defense, thereby earning the trust of Congress and the American people." - Mad Dog in his initial message to the DoD.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (qgUJH)

577 550. Heh. Drunk or sober, they're nowhere near as bat-shit crazy as the people we've just thrown out on their ears. Russians arw crazy, true, but they're not stupid by an means. Good days ahead for America - we're no longer Oceania. Good days for Russia - they're no longer Eurasia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (5ZaP+)

578 And I corrected my shameful misspelling of her name. After all, I plan to have her babies. These things one must get right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT)


In the spirit of getting things right you might be better off convincing her to have your babies.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (Xuv2G)

579 Quick JEF update - had to divert from Palm Springs to March AFB in Riverside.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (/zyrl)



All due to racism no doubt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (auHtY)

580 You like Sam Moore?
I might suggest checking out he and Conway Twitty doing Rainy Night in Georgia on utube sometime.
Great video and backed by session musicians who know when to play and when to shut the hell up.
Sometimes the most important notes are the ones you don't play.

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (iMDvh)

581 441 Maybe, just maybe Putin wanted Trump because he knew he would make America strong and help stabilize the world? Also to help stand up to the Chinese.
Both are in Russia's interest.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 08:57 PM (hVdx9)


That's pretty much what I've been saying. He probably realized that Hillary was a corrupt, psychopathic bitch. Whatever we may think of Putin, I don't believe he thinks that blowing up the world is in his interest.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

582 I'm betting the Trump grandbabies rock kitten heels, ffs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (kqtMD)

583 503 Soulman out now! Loved his America the Beautiful.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (Ag8Mw)
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Hard to believe he's 81, isn't it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (Nox3c)

584 Quick JEF update - had to divert from Palm Springs to March AFB in Riverside.

Posted by: George Tirebiter

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I can hear the Mooch bitching and complaining from here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (ZO497)


God help the pilot and crew. They should offer to do a low flyover of Palm Springs and offer parachutes to the JEF and his grifter family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (PY9jH)

585
I have a pair of Louboutin Pigalles, 100mm, which is just under 4 inches, iirc.



Do you fry those or grill them?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (+iGZu)

586 someone said we are flying obama back from palm springs after his vacation why?


usually we fly them to their retirement home right? he was really only entitled to a ride to his dc home.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:21 PM (cPsPa)

587 #460: Slavery came to the US in 1654.

Prior to that, the closest thing we had to slavery was indentured servitude. An indenture never lasted more than seven years, and it was generally a good deal for both the indentured servant and the person who bought the indenture.

It was a way for someone to come here from England without having to shell out a ridiculous amount of money, for example, or, someone convicted of a crime might be offered the chance to be indentured here rather than be clapped in irons and rot in a British gaol.

Enter Anthony Johnson, an African man who came here on a indenture, earned his freedom, and soon thereafter built up a successful farm of his own. He decided to take on an indentured servant of his own, another African by the name of John Casor.

Casor struck up a friendship with one of Johnson's white neighbors, and asked Johnson for an early release from his indenture so he could go work for this other dude.

Johnson was infuriated by the request, swore that Casor would never be free, and sued him in the British courts that handled lawsuits here at the time. Johnson's argument was, basically, "Hey, where I come from, we don't mess around with this 'indenture' bullshit. You buy a slave, and you own him forever. Please respect the culture both he and I came from, and let me keep Casor as a full-on slave, forever."

The court sided with Johnson, and that's how slavery came to America. An early example of multiculturalism fucking up a good thing for everyone!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:21 PM (0OG8D)

588 Dude, Purple Rain

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at January 20, 2017 09:21 PM (1g2sy)

589 Obama is no longer president. Trump is now. Hillary will never be Presidet of the United States. Praise the Lord and ask Him to look after our country.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:21 PM (Rj8Tm)

590
At least CNN is covering the balls and not really shitting on them.

msnbc, however, is snubbing the ball coverage, almost completely. Maddow is just doing her regular show of her babbling about bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:21 PM (mZGNr)

591 Trump is pressuring NATO to meet their funding obligations. I'm certain no Russian leader wants Germany building tanks.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (2RVmA)

592 I just heard some reporter at the Chicago protests say "there are a lot of people that did not vote for Donald Trump".

WTF who cares, nobody cared what I wanted when I didn't vote for Obama.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (W6Ch1)

593 "Purple Rain" on CSpan2 right now...

...seems sort of surreal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M)

594 OMG, this pic at WZ!

http://tinyurl.com/ja5nu8o

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (7qAYi)

595 Anyone know of a channel where we can watch the inaugural ball without political commentary?

Posted by: Wtp at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (WQfDg)

596 Maybe, just maybe Putin wanted Trump because he knew he would make
America strong and help stabilize the world? Also to help stand up to
the Chinese.


I've wondered how long it would take for people to cotton on to this. Putin disdained Obama. He fears the Chinese.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (LAe3v)

597 568 Churchill's bust back in the Oval Office, an actual woman as FLOTUS, an actual man as POTUS, a warrior as head of DoD,

it's been a great day.

I'm exhausted and happy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:18 PM (PY9jH)

--It's a minor perk, but having a veep who is not a braying jackass with ass hair plugs on his head is also nice.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)

598 WOOO Hoooooo I'm trying to get Rev to dance with me to practice for the ball but he wants to take a shower

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (bpfzP)

599 Wtp, C-Span 2

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (Rsi2C)

600 Do you fry those or grill them?
Posted by: Geroge
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I was guessing poach. Those fish are are not local to NC streams.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (ZO497)

601 I like it, Purple Rain is a great tune..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (9dH/8)

602 Lets go back to Michelle Obama inflicting cabbage sandwiches on the Boy Scouts. I'm a slav, and in my lifetime, I've eaten cabbage by the ton, and in every conceivable form, but never heard of such a thing as a cabbage sandwich. Is she even more deranged than I'd thought?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (5ZaP+)

603 Trump is at the convention center
Somewhere

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (Rsi2C)

604 584
Quick JEF update - had to divert from Palm Springs to March AFB in Riverside.


Posted by: George Tirebiter


There is a YUGE winter storm in Southern Cal, Fck him


http://tinyurl.com/zzb2opl

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (+iGZu)

605 No, I don't believe Putin wants to help America in any way. He , like everyone else,thought Hill would win and wanted to weaken her. He would have tried to weaken Trump if he had thought Trump would win.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (P8951)

606 Slavery was the norm for human history right up until the past 200 years. And the places where it didn't exist were usually full of rigid caste systems and hierarchies that operated in much the same way.

Singling out the US for slavery is historically illiterate at best, dishonest at worst.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (mBnZE)

607 -It's a minor perk, but having a veep who is not a braying jackass with ass hair plugs on his head is also nice.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
=====================

Isn't Pence wonderful! Life is wonderful! Champagne is wonderful!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:24 PM (bpfzP)

608 "The polar opposite of the Mooch."




The molar opposite of the Pooch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:24 PM (tHwdc)

609 I'm digging this Purple Rain.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:24 PM (7qAYi)

610 someone convicted of a crime might be offered the chance to be
indentured here rather than be clapped in irons and rot in a British
gaol.


Bonus points for gaol.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (LAe3v)

611 WOOO Hoooooo I'm trying to get Rev to dance with me to practice for the ball but he wants to take a shower

Go practice in the shower.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (mBnZE)

612 565 And I corrected my shameful misspelling of her name. After all, I plan to have her babies. These things one must get right.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT)


The Obama era is over. Only women can have babies now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (iMxBJ)

613
I think someone may have linked this earlier today, but what the hell.

Spanish Bagpipe Band Plays AC/DC's Thunderstruck

http://tinyurl.com/ze3nhsg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (LuZz8)

614
WOOO Hoooooo I'm trying to get Rev to dance with me to practice for the ball but he wants to take a shower


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (bpfzP)


Well, get in there with him, dammit. I just served my husband steamed snow crab legs and champagne, thanks to you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH)

615 OMG Some lucky military member is going to get to dance with Melania! The Trumps will dance together at first, and then service members will be allowed to cut in!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (HiDrR)

616 Purple Rain is, indeed, a great tune.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:25 PM (6gk0M)

617 Margarita,
I remember the story being that FDR had a door from the HMS Resolute attached to the front of The Resolute Desk to hide his wheelchair?

Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (uY5Mk)

618 Thx Elle. Had to turn off the high def channels. Never would have found it otherwise!

Posted by: Wtp at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (WQfDg)

619
obama still has 8500 troops in Afghanistan? There's something you don't hear from the Fake News ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (mZGNr)

620 594 OMG, this pic at WZ!

http://tinyurl.com/ja5nu8o
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (7qAYi)

--LMAO. Eat your heart out, Matthew Brady.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (GsAUU)

621 606 Slavery was the norm for human history right up until the past 200 years. And the places where it didn't exist were usually full of rigid caste systems and hierarchies that operated in much the same way.

Singling out the US for slavery is historically illiterate at best, dishonest at worst.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (mBnZE)

If I may play Liberal's Advocate, perhaps it's because the US was the first country to be founded on the ideals of human liberty, yet kept men enslaved at its founding.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (7qAYi)

622 Will Hillary lose her slipper at the ball?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (IqV8l)

623 You're very welcome, Wtp.
Enjoy

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (Rsi2C)

624 Lets go back to Michelle Obama inflicting cabbage sandwiches on the Boy Scouts. I'm a slav, and in my lifetime, I've eaten cabbage by the ton, and in every conceivable form, but never heard of such a thing as a cabbage sandwich. Is she even more deranged than I'd thought?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (5ZaP+)


Well at least she didn't make them eat her native Gagh, or Rokeg blood pie.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (aMlLZ)

625 This lead guitar guy is shredding.

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (1g2sy)

626 598. Embrace the power of 'and.' Sure he won't mind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (5ZaP+)

627 I'm positively giddy waiting to see Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (PY9jH)

628 Do you fry those or grill them?
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:20 PM (+iGZu)

I mostly strut around naked in front of Thor in them, but I wear them on date night occasionally!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (kqtMD)

629 607 Isn't Pence wonderful! Life is wonderful! Champagne is wonderful!
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:24 PM (bpfzP)


Trump is President. Pence is Vice-President. Obama is gone. Hillary is gone. And I got to see grammy winger tipsy. Can this day get any better?

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

630 obama still has 8500 troops in Afghanistan? There's something you don't hear from the Fake News ever.





Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM

~~~~

On the bright side...Trump is going to have some of the troops on live satellite at the ball tonight. He won't forget them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (HiDrR)

631 I'm listening to Trump's speech again, and I don't think I've heard "I" or "Me" -- it's all "you" and "We".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (EnKk6)

632
How do expect people to take you seriously when you have purple hair?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (mZGNr)

633 Why do the lefties keep saying "Peaceful transfer of power"?

We don't have ruling class powers. We have office holders. The office itself holds the power, all that changes is the man/post-operative tranny mulatto that holds the office.

They phrase harkens up images of some damned banana republic changing factions.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (KwMfy)

634
Well at least she didn't make them eat her native Gagh, or Rokeg blood pie.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (aMlLZ)

Nicely done.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (7qAYi)

635 I'm looking forward to seeing 2 young servicemen "cut in" and dance with Melania.

'Rons, that would give you fap material for a lifetime.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (P8951)

636 And I corrected my shameful misspelling of her name. After all, I plan to have her babies. These things one must get right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT)

In the spirit of getting things right you might be better off convincing her to have your babies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2017 09:19 PM (Xuv2G)


I'm willing to try more than one way.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (Pz4pT)

637 607
-It's a minor perk, but having a veep who is not a braying jackass with ass hair plugs on his head is also nice.



Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)
=====================

Isn't Pence wonderful! Life is wonderful! Champagne is wonderful!


Posted by: grammie winger a


I think we can all agree with this sentiment.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (LAe3v)

638 @613

That is cool as shit

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (+iGZu)

639 This is the 5th happiest day of my life! Go Cubs! Go Trump!


Wasn't on the Trump train for a long time. God had to hit me over the head with a clue by four. Thank you Jesus - we have a country again!


Wooo Hoooooooooo

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:29 PM (bpfzP)

640 Trump up next says Trish

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:29 PM (Rsi2C)

641 HOLY SHIT!! LEG!

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:29 PM (+iGZu)

642 Posted on the wrong thread, again.

I have a pair of Louboutin Pigalles, 100mm, which is just under 4 inches, iirc.

The pair she wore today could even have been 3- 3 1/2.

I am not good at estimating. I'd say 3-4, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




so,

little red pick-up, shotgun, Louboutin Pigalles, red head, moron. well that more or less writes itself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)

643 Here they are!

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:29 PM (7qAYi)

644
Riverside?
There is nothing in Riverside Nothing.

They could take a taxi to Beverly Hills, but that is one or two hours depending on traffic. What time is it? - 4 hour. Hell freeway traffic is at a stand still. It would be three or four hours from Riverside to Beverly Hills.

Oh, the ex president is going to be unhappy.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (jD+em)

645 631 I'm listening to Trump's speech again, and I don't think I've heard "I" or "Me" -- it's all "you" and "We".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:27 PM (EnKk6)


He did say "I will never let you down." Not exactly Obamaeque, though, is it?

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (iMxBJ)

646 Oooh, another lovely dress!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (NOIQH)

647 OMG! Melania!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (PY9jH)

648 Legs ahoy!

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (7qAYi)

649 Melania with another stunning dress!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (P8951)

650 Seconded, Purple Rain great tune.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (Rj8Tm)

651 "The polar opposite of the Mooch."

The molar opposite of the Pooch.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:24 PM (tHwdc)

It's all a lack of pies.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (dargh)

652 Wow. That dress. Grammie, you going to be sblevto pull that off?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)

653 Mmmm, creammmmm...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (Pz4pT)

654 Trump!!!

Oh, Melania.....

bye bye laptop.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (Jcg9Q)

655

Shush!

The President is speaking.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (mZGNr)

656 Dress is a little funky. She could wear a sack and look good

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (+iGZu)

657 549 Some gay former Star Trek actor is pissed or something about their not being something about LBQRtEsE or something on the White House web page.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

The federal government has no business in the LGBTWTFBBQ industry anyway. Who you bone or whatever your kink is is completely irrelevant to proper governance.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 09:30 PM (0mRoj)

658 I think I'm starting to like Melania more than Trump.

She looks so pretty

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (Rsi2C)

659 May there be no more terror attacks on US soil, but if there are, we will have a real leader, not some quisling telling us "Get off your high horse. Remember the Crusades". If there were a compilation of Obama's worst moments, that would be in the top 5 for me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (rH4JY)

660 No one in the media will ever have to TELL us again, that we have a lovely FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (PY9jH)

661 I mostly strut around naked in front of Thor in them, but I wear them on date night occasionally!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January




would have guessed they had never touched the floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (cPsPa)

662 If I may play Liberal's Advocate, perhaps it's because the US was the first country to be founded on the ideals of human liberty, yet kept men enslaved at its founding.
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (7qAYi)


A necessary compromise, if unfortunate. The US didn't spring fully formed into a vacuum. Much like the Church spent close to 1600 years fighting the influence of paganism as it expanded across Europe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (mBnZE)

663 Wow, if any of you morons were not in love with Melania, that dress....OMG.

Gorgeous, simple, classic, yet on point fashion.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (kXoT0)

664 Does MeAgain have blood coming out of her wherever today?

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (cAnNx)

665 Holy smokes! She looks lovely.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (JSovD)

666 OMG, this pic at WZ!

http://tinyurl.com/ja5nu8o
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:22 PM (7qAYi)
-------

Our media is truly pathetic.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (qgUJH)

667 Eh. Probably stunning in person.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (kqtMD)

668 Anyone know of a channel where we can watch the inaugural ball without political commentary?
Pudding TV is carrying it here in Canada!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (lJXY3)

669 Melania is in creamy white. Like an orchid.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (Om16U)

670 Seriously, I gotta go visit Slovenia.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (7qAYi)

671 I've eaten cabbage by the ton, and in every conceivable form, but never heard of such a thing as a cabbage sandwich. Is she even more deranged than I'd thought?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (5ZaP+)


Dunno, man. I'll eat a whole tray of golabki or snack on some sauerkraut out of the jar at 2am, but I've never heard of a cabbage sandwich.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (8nWyX)

672
Jane Jetson dress??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (mZGNr)

673 605. People need to watch and listen to Putin's presser and speeches. He is not the James Bond supervillain he's thought to be. And Russia isn't the USSR - you don't call a man who survived cancer 'cancer.' He's not a saint, and he's said he's not our friend, but he's not an enemy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (5ZaP+)

674 If I may play Liberal's Advocate, perhaps it's
because the US was the first country to be founded on the ideals of
human liberty, yet kept men enslaved at its founding.

Posted by: josephistan


Not our best moment to be sure, but the blood of 600,000 Americans surely buys something.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (LAe3v)

675 652
Wow. That dress. Grammie, you going to be (able to) pull that off?





Posted by: bluebell

===

Yes, please .

Posted by: Internation Brotherhood of Styrofoam Column Artisans at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (zu88C)

676 She's on point, gorgeous, sexy, without overdoing it.

Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (PY9jH)

677 Trump can dance btw

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:32 PM (Rsi2C)

678 No dress is so nice that it can't be made better with a boob belt and some sofa material. Herculon FTW!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (6i8i1)

679 It looks like she has a red licorice tied around her waist!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (kqtMD)

680 Melania smoulders.

Had to say it agin.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (qUNWi)

681 Iam underwhelmed by Melanie's dress but she is georgous

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (TmVQX)

682 gah sock

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (zu88C)

683 617 Margarita,
I remember the story being that FDR had a door from the HMS Resolute attached to the front of The Resolute Desk to hide his wheelchair?
Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (uY5Mk)
-------------------------
Absolutely! The original desk did not have that.
He used the Resolute in the residence but he did a LOT of business there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (Nox3c)

684 Wonder who the designer is?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (+iGZu)

685 I think we can all agree with this sentiment.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:28 PM (LAe3v)

--Amen. And I'm tippling with joy. Vodka coke. Moscato.

Oh, and Melania looks hawt.

Awww, and the Trump children!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)

686 How's he gonna dance with her with that thing around her front?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (Enq6K)

687 Seriously, I gotta go visit Slovenia.


hah.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (qUNWi)

688 she's gorgeous....so is the dress

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (0O7c5)

689 #610, Heh, thanks!

By the way, for those wondering, "gaol" is pronounced like "jail". That's just how the word used to be spelled, back in the day when Vic was a lad on the cusp of puberty.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (0OG8D)

690 HAWGHT

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (+iGZu)

691 My Way!

Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (brIR5)

692 Sinatra's smiling right now, I guarantee it.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (7qAYi)

693 671
I've eaten cabbage by the ton, and in every conceivable form, but
never heard of such a thing as a cabbage sandwich. Is she even more
deranged than I'd thought?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (5ZaP+)



Dunno, man. I'll eat a whole tray of golabki or snack on some
sauerkraut out of the jar at 2am, but I've never heard of a cabbage
sandwich.

Posted by: hogmartin


Tonight's forecast: incoherence with a chance of vomiting.

And I'm okay with that.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (LAe3v)

694 My Way

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:34 PM (Rj8Tm)

695
I can totes see the outline of her bum-bum!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (mZGNr)

696 Wait, Donald and Melania are singing I Did It My Way and Dancing!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (cPsPa)

697 Beautiful gown...so simple...brings out her beauty. Remember Michelle's big, flouncy gown with the tufts of TP or whatever all over it?

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (p0fBx)

698 Bless this administration.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (nQ10o)

699 Moochie and Barky are yelling at each other in the Holiday Inn right now.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (zu88C)

700 Jeebus, I think the tears are gonna start flowing again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

701 heh Trump singing along

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (Om16U)

702 Optimism. I has it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (kP16F)

703 "My Way" for the first dance?

Good choice, DJT!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

704 OMG! How many carats is that!?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (Enq6K)

705 668. Anyone know of a channel where we can watch the inaugural ball without political commentary?
Pudding TV is carrying it here in Canada!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 09:31 PM (lJXY3)

-----------------

I'm watching it on CSPAN-2 with no commentary. If you get that across the border.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (hYNPr)

706 She's wearing panties tonight

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (+iGZu)

707 Too much winning!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

708
Brilliant decision to have it a DUET version!

Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (mZGNr)

709 For those wondering about the cabbage sandwiches I mentioned, they were actually described as "cabbage sloppy joes".

Yeah, it's cut up into tiny pieces and mixed with a sauce, but it's still just a cabbage sandwich.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (0OG8D)

710 621 606 Slavery was the norm for human history right up until the past 200 years. And the places where it didn't exist were usually full of rigid caste systems and hierarchies that operated in much the same way.

Singling out the US for slavery is historically illiterate at best, dishonest at worst.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:23 PM (mBnZE)

If I may play Liberal's Advocate, perhaps it's because the US was the first country to be founded on the ideals of human liberty, yet kept men enslaved at its founding.
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:26 PM (7qAYi)


That's a good point. Leftists are quick to condemn hypocrisy in others, because they have no principles of their own besides the will to power.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

711 Nice to have a president that believes in We the People again

Posted by: mellow at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (1tsSa)

712 I can totes see the outline of her bum-bum!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:35 PM (mZGNr)




you AOSHQ is not the only thing on the internets right? you can find whole sights or naked ladies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (cPsPa)

713 That's a nice blue on Karen

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (Om16U)

714 So, I took a short nap after the day's excitement and, um, more than one mojito. I came back, went to TMJ from googling the inauguration entertainment and saw this TMJ headline:
"Donald Trump, Obama Watches Speech in Near Anguish"

The day can't get better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (+lVUW)

715 671. That's what I'm sayin'! Who the hell puts cabbage on a sandwich? Kraut on a sammich is good and virtuous and proof of good breeding and fine taste. But a cabbage sandwich?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (5ZaP+)

716 >>>Champagne is my drink of choice tonight too

Kir Royale for me

Posted by: concrete girl at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (5wQIm)

717 Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:33 PM (TmVQX)

Exactly. She is stunning, regardless.

The dress is elegant and appropriate but nothing special. I wonder if there's a significance to the designer?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (kqtMD)

718 The Mortimer Family is singing along in the living room.


It's awful. : )

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (zu88C)

719 progressive heads must just be absolutely exploding, he really does know how to rub it in

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (W13WA)

720
Having MY WAY done as duet is an excellent political decision. I like this. I like what I'm seeing already from this admin.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (mZGNr)

721 By the way, for those wondering, "gaol" is pronounced like "jail".
That's just how the word used to be spelled, back in the day when Vic
was a lad on the cusp of puberty.


No English word is that old. Or Latin, for that matter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (IcT7t)

722 Ok, Pence is a better dancer than Donald.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (Enq6K)

723 Pence does NOT look like dance is his forte.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (Pz4pT)

724 the kids!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (Om16U)

725 >>For those wondering about the cabbage sandwiches I mentioned, they were actually described as "cabbage sloppy joes".

Gross!

I hope Trump defunds the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (NOIQH)

726 Never again will we have a First Lady who will serve anyone cabbage sandwiches. God bless the Trumps.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (7qAYi)

727 Mrs, Pence is heavy, but she has a nice, pleasant face. And blue is a good color on her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (P8951)

728 She got a rock on her finger too....yuuugggeee!!!
They are gorgeous together and so sweet.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (JNDQi)

729 Oh my gosh


this family is stunning

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (bpfzP)

730 aww. the whole family is dancing.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (11H2y)

731 Trigger warning....they are all hetero couples.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (KwMfy)

732 Ivanka's dress!!!! Wow!!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (sBOL1)

733 Oooooh, more dresses!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (NOIQH)

734 --Amen. And I'm tippling with joy. Vodka coke. Moscato.



Oh, and Melania looks hawt.



Awww, and the Trump children!

Posted by: logprof


TBH, the best part of this day was the Trump Gkids, and especially Barron. As a now-outed intovert, I feel for him. He's clearly somewhere on the spectrum, and that makes him one of God's chosen.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (LAe3v)

735 Hmmm. Now that is a family

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (+iGZu)

736 I cannot wait to see Melania in all her low-key, elegant glory.

The polar opposite of the Mooch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:05 PM (PY9jH)



you mean no more louis vuitton sneakers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (cPsPa)

737

Melanias dress is lovely

But Ivanka looks like a queen

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (VLde7)

738 I've never had a cabbage sammich, but if I see a pot of collards & some fresh dinners rolls or biscuits, I'm making a snack.
Hopefully with some fatback.

Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (uY5Mk)

739 Ivanka looks fabulous!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (nQ10o)

740 Gorgeous women everywhere!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (kqtMD)

741 and ivanka trump is drop dead gorgeous.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (11H2y)

742 Cabbage symbolizes reduced expectations.

For the proles, but not for the elites, of course.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (6i8i1)

743 obama still has 8500 troops in Afghanistan? There's something you don't hear from the Fake News ever.
And that 70%+ of your dead and wounded there (as separate stats at that) happened on Obama's watch and not Bush's.
God rest their souls; and God aid them in their recovery.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (lJXY3)

744 My husband just said that we dance more like the Pences. And he's right.

OMG. Ivanka's dress.

Dying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (PY9jH)

745
okay, this looks awkward

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (mZGNr)

746 Ivanka

Wow wow wow

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (VLde7)

747 Wow!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (0tfLf)

748 Growing up in Eastern Europe, Melania probably got her fill of cabbage.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (P8951)

749 "Mrs, Pence is heavy, but she has a nice, pleasant face. And blue is a good color on her."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (P8951)

She is Midwestern Sweetness, personified.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (6gk0M)

750 Ivanka has the best dress

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Rsi2C)

751
And that 70%+ of your dead and wounded there (as separate stats at that) happened on Obama's watch and not Bush's.
God rest their souls; and God aid them in their recovery.


Amen.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (mZGNr)

752 I think Ivanka and the Trump sons' wives (Lara and I forget her name) must have discussed color and styles

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Om16U)

753 Trump abolished the Office of Violence Against Women today.

We have one of those here. We call it "the cops".
Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (qJhUV)



obama had whole office to encourage violence against women?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (cPsPa)

754 A fine looking clan of Americans on stage. Hell, I like Mr. and Mrs. Pence as well.

Much love!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

755 Did that Fox girl say there were 25,000 there? She must have meant 2500

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (+iGZu)

756 They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way. We'll have protests in Portland, Seattle and parts of California tomorrow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (mBYZv)

I was unaware that there were red cities. I thought all the losers like to have other losers as company.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (lidp8)

757 Pence clearly has a great sense of rhythm.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (rh5d5)

758 Trump won the presidency in a fashion none of the experts predicted. Everything they expected was wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Rj8Tm)

759 Beautiful creamy column of a dress, like a lily. Faboo!

And that diamond ring!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (EnKk6)

760 Pence has to fly Johnny Quest around on the rocket plane. He doesn't have time for dance lessons.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (7qAYi)

761 Beautiful family. Hot women.

Was Barron out there, and if so who was he dancing with?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (Jcg9Q)

762
Gorgeous women all

But ivanka. Wow.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (VLde7)

763 And now President Trump is off to sign more EOs.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (zu88C)

764 Trump shares the stage with the Pences and the families.
WE, as opposed to ME ME ME.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (Nox3c)

765 Not an unAmerican, terrorist, douchebag on stage.

Will never ever miss the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (PY9jH)

766 Oh well Trump can't dance. ..Ellen hardest hit...

Posted by: Voter dude at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (ViCEi)

767 TBH, the best part of this day was the Trump Gkids, and especially Barron. As a now-outed intovert, I feel for him. He's clearly somewhere on the spectrum, and that makes him one of God's chosen.

Oh God, few ten-year-old boys know what the fuck their place is in life, and thrown into something like this?

Let's just make sure he doesn't turn into a Kennedy.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (TppKb)

768 Ivanka is stunning. Love that dress.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (P8951)

769 Hilary's up 6% in Ohio. Might as well pack it in, folks.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (7qAYi)

770 Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM (VLde7)

In an earlier thread, I said Ivanka is going to outshine Melania.

Melania looks damn good, I hate that it sounds like I"m bagging on her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (kqtMD)

771 Everyone looks so happy!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (JNDQi)

772 Seeing all of these beautiful women I feel like such a slob. Loved Ivanka's dress designed by Carolina Herrera.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (TmVQX)

773 I predict that the other shoppers at Target will not assume that Melania works there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (6i8i1)

774 For me today is less "Trump is President" than "now I
won't have to feel like William Shatner looking out the airplane window
and seeing that smug shitweasel Obama dicking around with the engine".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 09:13 PM (rH4JY)



Threadwinner, IMHO.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (tHwdc)

775 so when does the press start telling us how beautiful Melania is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (cPsPa)

776 The Trump women: Winning

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH)

777 You could ice skate on Melania's ring.

Posted by: Abby at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (HBU7W)

778 I WANT PENCE TO DO THE DOUGIE!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (rh5d5)

779 But ivanka. Wow.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:40 PM (VLde7)

JUST like her mom

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (+iGZu)

780 I've never seen a such a sight - what a beautiful family. Gorgeous. And they all seem to like each other. That is no small thing, Just beautiful. Wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:41 PM (bpfzP)

781 They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way. We'll have protests in Portland, Seattle and parts of California tomorrow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (mBYZv)

There's a bunch of broads protesting in Ft. Worth tomorrow. I should go and try to score a date.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

782 #726: It'd be awesome if Melania knows how to make the meatloaf Donald's mom used to make, and serves that to a Boy Scout troop.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (0OG8D)

783 Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (cAnNx)

784

I think Melania was trying not to be too sexy too tight, too low cut. Lovely

But Ivanka. Regal

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (VLde7)

785 Please note that what is probably Trump's crowning achievement to date, being inaugurated President of the United States - was dedicated to , inspired by and dominated by the Veterans of the Armed Forces.



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (zu88C)

786 so in other good news, obama did not manage to give away Guantanamo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (cPsPa)

787 Ivanka is stunning. Love that dress.

First Female Jewess President.

Until we get tired of ANOTHER family dynasty.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (TppKb)

788 Was that Tiffany whose dance partner was looking down at her boobs the whole time?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (gTQoY)

789 Ivanka was gorgeous.

Mrs. Pence looked good. She looks like a happy mid-west housewife. They breed em sturdy out there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (mBnZE)

790 Anyone know which designer made Melania's dress?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

791 I wonder if the Pences have danced before. They are Indiana church people. I love Indiana church people. We need more of them in Washington.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (bpfzP)

792 Trump effect: that baby that Trump punched in the dick? He grew his own schadenboner and is now punching other babies' dicks with it.

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (jV262)

793 Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.


Dammit!!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (qUNWi)

794 I like Ivankas dress more, but I do like Melania's sleek, simple elegance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (P8951)

795 I personally adore Melania's dress. Perfection.
So sophisticated.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (Nox3c)

796 757
Pence clearly has a great sense of rhythm.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


I'm about as pasty northern European as you can get, but have great rhythm. Sorry haters.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (LAe3v)

797 They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way. We'll have protests in Portland, Seattle and parts of California tomorrow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:02 PM (mBYZv)

I was unaware that there were red cities. I thought all the losers like to have other losers as company.

Posted by: StrawMan
****

Ditto. I mean, rats of a feather...

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (hVdx9)

798 >>I predict that the other shoppers at Target will not assume that Melania works there.


Heh. Melania won;t need to do staged trips to Target where a Democrat party gal pretends to be just another customer who asks Michelle to get something off the top shelf. It was all choreographed to make Michelle look like 'regular folk'. Then a year later she spins it as racism.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (NOIQH)

799 786 so in other good news, obama did not manage to give away Guantanamo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (cPsPa)

I was gonna pardon Berghdal, but then I got high
I was gonna give away Gitmo, but then I got high

Posted by: Barack obamam at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (7qAYi)

800 Ivanka is drop dead gorgeous.

I bet her dad has a hard time refusing her requests.

I worry about that.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (zu88C)

801 Ivanka is like a princess and her gown was fit for a princess

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (Om16U)

802 Is it me are does it seem that even the song selection is a big FU to the left?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (9dH/8)

803 progressive heads must just be absolutely exploding, he really does know how to rub it in


Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 09:37 PM (W13WA)


From orbit it probably sounds like a steam roller driving over a huge sheet of bubble wrap.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (aMlLZ)

804 Mrs. Pence looked good. She looks like a happy mid-west housewife. They breed em sturdy out there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (mBnZE)

She has to be a good sport to go out there and stand next to a super model.
I think I would rather go to her house for dinner though.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (+iGZu)

805 One of the horde linked to an interview with Melania during the primaries. I can still hear her say "we have thick skin" and knew they would be okay. I think she'll be a fabulous FLOTUS.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (mBYZv)

806 786 so in other good news, obama did not manage to give away Guantanamo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (cPsPa)

I was gonna pardon Berghdal, but then I got high
I was gonna give away Gitmo, but then I got high
Posted by: Barack obamam at January




heh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (cPsPa)

807 I had to look up the cabbage sandwich thing. Damn if it ain't true. Cabbage sloppy joes served at a "Kids' State Dinner." WTF?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (0mRoj)

808 Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.

Posted by: buzzion
****

Bill Wynn, is that you?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

809 I'm digging the Big Band sounds, you Hep Cats.

...seriously. I'm enjoying the hell out of this tune!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (6gk0M)

810 786 so in other good news, obama did not manage to give away Guantanamo.
Posted by: yankeefifth
--------------

That was actually a real fear of mine. I thought he would try to out-idiot Carter on that.

Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (uY5Mk)

811 I loved the way the Pences danced,

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (CLKfs)

812

Melanias dress was sophistacated


The color of Ivankas dress on her? Perfect

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (VLde7)

813 They only protest in blue cities. It's safer that way.

Babies throw safe little tantrums to get attention. Frustrated that they can't communicate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (NBHj5)

814 #757: Not bad for a white boy from Indiana!

Full disclosure... I'm a white boy from Indiana.

I also say that I'm an American Indian (5/16 blood quantum, yo!), but you wouldn't guess that from looking at me. I actually consider myself biracial.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (0OG8D)

815 I agree with you, Miley.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (11H2y)

816 I'm in a couple minute delay so just heard Trumps intro to the first dance. He doesn't use I like Barry did. We seems to be his favorite word and that makes me feel good about the direction we are headed.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (W6Ch1)

817 Heh. Melania won;t need to do staged trips to Target
where a Democrat party gal pretends to be just another customer who
asks Michelle to get something off the top shelf. It was all
choreographed to make Michelle look like 'regular folk'. Then a year
later she spins it as racism.




Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (NOIQH)

Melania doesn't go anywhere and not get noticed. Moochie? ha ha

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (+iGZu)

818 There's a bunch of broads protesting in Ft. Worth tomorrow. I should go and try to score a date.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

You can get that drunk and still pick out a heifer?

RESPECT.

If I were younger, I would invite you to Tulsa...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (kXoT0)

819 She has to be a good sport to go out there and stand next to a super model.
I think I would rather go to her house for dinner though.
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:45 PM (+iGZu)


The Trumps would throw a great dinner party, and treat their guests well.

The Pences would take you out to the range all day, and then fire up a grill with burgers and brats later that night. Nothing wrong with either.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (mBnZE)

820 TBH, the best part of this day was the Trump Gkids,
and especially Barron. As a now-outed intovert, I feel for him. He's
clearly somewhere on the spectrum, and that makes him one of God's
chosen.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM
~~~~~

Let it go, Rosie.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR)

821 Melania looks simply elegant. She dresses her age.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (JSovD)

822 Sadly, missed all the dresses. Will have to catch up tomorrow, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (qgUJH)

823 802 Is it me are does it seem that even the song selection is a big FU to the left?
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (9dH/

--Yes.

The Reagans also liked "My Way."

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (GsAUU)

824 They're doing the Sinatra Reprise years hits tonight.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

825 I'm confused who was in red

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (Om16U)

826 I don't think we know the designer yet.

The outfit she wore when they landed yesterday was designed by the wife or daughter of a wounded Vet, it'd be cool if this one was too!.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (kqtMD)

827 Cabbage sandwiches instead of decent food for the Boy Scouts. In many ways, this was the story of the Obamas.

And, yeah, cabbage is a perfect food to typify the proletarianization of America that these people made a matter of policy

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (5ZaP+)

828 Melanie's arms are not so toned as Mooch. thank God....

Posted by: Voter dude at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (ViCEi)

829 But Ivanka. Regal

Posted by: ThunderB



She really is. Shit.

Posted by: Prince Charles at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (LAe3v)

830 786 so in other good news, obama did not manage to give away Guantanamo.
Posted by: yankeefifth
--------------

That was actually a real fear of mine. I thought he would try to out-idiot Carter on that.
Posted by: Chi at January




mine too. when he started his rapprochement with the castros I was sure that was part of his plan. was even more worried when Bolton said that he was worried about the same. mot not have been able to figure out how to swing it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (cPsPa)

831 793
Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.





Dammit!!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (qUNWi)






















how many time did we hear that.......idiots.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (0O7c5)

832 thought you were a guy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)


Aaaaaand...so it begins.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (tHwdc)

833 Pace strikes me as a quintessential GOPe squish. Hopefully 4 to 8 years with Trump will grow him a dick.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (Rj8Tm)

834 hey have all those stars split the country yet?
i'm becoming a little impatient, I hope they weren't talking out their azzes again.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (R7cwD)

835 I wonder if the Pences have danced before. They are Indiana church people. I love Indiana church people. We need more of them in Washington.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:43 PM (bpfzP)

Beautifully stated. I loved how classy Pence remained in his debate with what's-his-name. The guy who looked like Jack Nicholson.

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (jV262)

836 Votermom, I think the girl in red was a Pence daughter maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (sBOL1)

837 It was all choreographed to make Michelle look like 'regular folk'.

'Regular folk' had quite a set of sideburns today when she was glowering at the swearing-in. Or maybe it was an unusual use of makeup.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (NBHj5)

838 Fox replaying the speech.

It's even better the second time.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (zu88C)

839 I like this band on CSPAN2 right now.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: George Will at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (DW+jj)

841 823
802 Is it me are does it seem that even the song selection is a big FU to the left?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 09:44 PM (9dH/



--Yes.



The Reagans also liked "My Way."





Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (GsAUU)

My mother had "My Way" as the last song at her funeral. The Elvis version.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (jK8Z7)

842 You can get that drunk and still pick out a heifer?

RESPECT.

If I were younger, I would invite you to Tulsa...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:46 PM (kXoT0)

I'm not younger, and I'm in Dallas...

invite away.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

843

Gah

CNN crapping all over those beautiful womem in their stunning gowns

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (VLde7)

844 Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (JSovD)

Yes!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (kqtMD)

845 Cabbage sandwiches for the peasants, 8 million dollar vaca for the rulers.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

846 Miley, the Duchess




did you read the comment?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (cPsPa)

847 826
I don't think we know the designer yet.



The outfit she wore when they landed yesterday was designed by the
wife or daughter of a wounded Vet, it'd be cool if this one was too!.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (kqtMD)

I'm seeing conflicting reports....Carolina Herrera did Melania's....or Ivanka's. So she either did one or both of them.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (Enq6K)

848 Mrs. Pence has a pilot's license.

Their son is a Marine Corps pilot.

She may not be model tiny, but she raised a fucking Marine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (PY9jH)

849 Votermom, I think the girl in red was a Pence daughter maybe?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (sBOL1)

Yes, that's what I think.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (kXoT0)

850
Oh that coarse and vulgar man! Get the smelling salts, I've got the vapors.

Posted by: George Will at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (DW+jj)

851
how many time did we hear that.......idiots.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days

==

"He can't win"

"Orange clown"

"Dumpster fire campaign"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (zu88C)

852 820
TBH, the best part of this day was the Trump Gkids,

and especially Barron. As a now-outed intovert, I feel for him. He's

clearly somewhere on the spectrum, and that makes him one of God's

chosen.




Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM
~~~~~

Let it go, Rosie.


Posted by: IrishEi


Why? Just because a jackass figures something out doesn't make it wrong..... or shameful.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (LAe3v)

853 I shall look at her in profile. From below, above, all sides. In each nook and cranny.



Yes, I will look for her imperfections. Oh yes I will.






Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT)

Jeez, Burt.

<fans self>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (tHwdc)

854 836 Votermom, I think the girl in red was a Pence daughter maybe?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 09:48 PM (sBOL1)

oh that makes sense

coordinated with Mrs Pence's blue

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (Om16U)

855 827 Cabbage sandwiches instead of decent food for the Boy Scouts. In many ways, this was the story of the Obamas.

And, yeah, cabbage is a perfect food to typify the proletarianization of America that these people made a matter of policy
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:47 PM (5ZaP+)

While she stuffs her cavernous, frowning maw with lobster and wagyu beef. The politburo and the proles.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (0mRoj)

856 has brooks commented on the crease in Trump's tux trousers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (cPsPa)

857 Melania is the FFLOTUS. First Foxy Lady of the United States.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (11H2y)

858 Melanie's arms are not so toned as Mooch. thank God....
Posted by: Voter dude
-----------

She hasn't had to work in the garden out behind the big house.

Posted by: The Moocher at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (ZO497)

859 Hey, who held the Bible for Mattis? I missed that.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (rh5d5)

860 Goodness, over 800 already and I'm just dragging my sorry ass in. I see we've been comparing dick sizes re: number of presidents we've lived through. I can claim 14. I was born during FDR's regime and my first political memory was the night I listened as Dewey beat Truman. Of course, I was only seven, but I got to stay up until the election had been decided. Then again, the next morning was a different story.

Presidents I have seen in person: Truman, Carter (have an autographed picture of me shaking his hand in the WH but never voted for him), Nixon.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (ro5Th)

861 CNN crapping all over those beautiful womem in their stunning gowns
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (VLde7)
---------

CNN can eat every bite of my shit.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (qgUJH)

862 I'm not younger, and I'm in Dallas...

invite away.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

Honey, you are sweet. I am an old lady--66.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (kXoT0)

863 She may not be model tiny, but she raised a fucking Marine.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

===

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (zu88C)

864 Pretty sure VAWA was the doing of one Joseph Robinette Biden, eater of paste and King of Amtrak.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (4ErVI)

865 Regarding cabbage, it's fine if you put in enough bacon, brown sugar, and some vinegar. I don't think that's what Mooch was going for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (+lVUW)

866 I pooped in my hands eight times today.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (Tyii7)

867
Any designer that wouldn't want Melania to wear their clothes has to be a complete idiot.

But yeah, she looked hot, and Mrs. Pence looked good too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (ODxAs)

868
852 820
TBH, the best part of this day was the Trump Gkids,

and especially Barron. As a now-outed intovert, I feel for him. He's

clearly somewhere on the spectrum, and that makes him one of God's

chosen.




Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:38 PM
~~~~~

Let it go, Rosie.


Posted by: IrishEi

Why? Just because a jackass figures something out doesn't make it wrong..... or shameful.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (LAe3v)



What are you doing here? If you are able to diagnose people just by what you see of them in the public eye, you should be the highest paid psychiatrist in the country and teaching everyone your amazing gift!

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (cAnNx)

869 Ivanka's looks like a Hererra for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (kqtMD)

870 Cabbage sandwiches are very healthy and good for you, but must be made on whole wheat bread and with little slices of cucumber as a garnish. Good good for growing young boys.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (ro5Th)

871 >> FFLOTUS

FLILF. May be a first in our history.

Posted by: publius at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (DW+jj)

872 I also say that I'm an American Indian (5/16 blood quantum, yo!), but you wouldn't guess that from looking at me. I actually consider myself biracial.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler


That's Native Americans, paleface.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (rH4JY)

873 And we got through an inauguration without a rapper. Win.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (TppKb)

874 This is all I could find re: cabbage

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-serves
-cabbage-sloppy-joes-and-zucchini-fries-to-kids
-for-state-dinner/article/2505429

The cabbage sandwich was the winning entre recipe

Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (h99GH)

875 Wow. CNN just said two of the balls are in the same building. different floors. Security to get in must have been a bitch

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (+iGZu)

876 Honey, you are sweet. I am an old lady--66.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes

===
Younger than Judge Jeanine.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (zu88C)

877 Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (cAnNx)


Before or after she smokes out of her meat suit?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (aMlLZ)

878 Honey, you are sweet. I am an old lady--66.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:51 PM (kXoT0)

Lol, your point?

That's within range. I'm 56.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

879

Mrs Pence uses Indiana designers, and repurposed her wedding dress to wear at the swearing in. Shes a woman of valor, more precious than rubies.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (VLde7)

880 >>And, yeah, cabbage is a perfect food to typify the proletarianization of America that these people made a matter of policy

Reminder: Michelle's healthy food program/campaign was pulled straight from a Center for American Progress policy paper. So, Soros.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (NOIQH)

881 How in the HELL did we get through an Inaugural ball without J-Z and Beyonce?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (PY9jH)

882 I like this band on CSPAN2 right now.

-
Manbun alert on the violinist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

883 Michelle had too much blush on and it wasn't blended and the wrong color for her dress. Hence the side burn effect.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (TmVQX)

884 VP Mike Pence held the Bible for General Mattis.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (zu88C)

885 My youtube feed says CNN and no one is crapping on them .at all, that I"ve heard

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (kqtMD)

886 For those liking that sound, you might want to check out the Fallout 3 soundtrack...

http://tinyurl.com/h68frqk

Swing and Big-Band.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)

887 869
Ivanka's looks like a Hererra for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (kqtMD)

Web says it's Oscar de la whatever. He did the dress/pants she wore this afternoon and the story said he was doing all her stuff.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (+iGZu)

888 My mother had "My Way" as the last song at her funeral. The Elvis version.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (jK8Z7)
---
I want "Superfreak" and "Bust A Move" played at my funeral.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

889 877 Any minute now Trump is going to step aside and hand Hillary the presidency.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:42 PM (cAnNx)


Before or after she smokes out of her meat suit?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (aMlLZ)



Come on now. That implies she has a soul.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cAnNx)

890 Lol, your point?

That's within range. I'm 56.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable




yeah you two could hook up and break each others hips in a wild night of passion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

891 People on FB and at CNN and are clearly suffering from Trump Unacceptance and Resustance Disorder. People with TURDs are prone to behave and speak irrationally.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (0tfLf)

892 Lol, your point?

That's within range. I'm 56.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

Well, if you don't lasso a heifer tomorrow at the march, get back to me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (kXoT0)

893 871
FLILF. May be a first in our history.
Posted by: publius at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (DW+jj)


Martha Washington was reputed to be quite a hottie in her youth.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

894 How in the HELL did we get through an Inaugural ball without J-Z and Beyonce?

-
I'll bet there won't even be any twerking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (Nwg0u)

895 Ha, wife noted the man bun also...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (9dH/8)

896 did you read the comment?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (cPsPa)

Bien sur!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (tHwdc)

897 Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (TmVQX)

I think he meant the bit around her mouth, which just looks like the standard uneven skin tone some ladies have.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (kqtMD)

898 I see you're all having fun here, but fyi, ONT is nood.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (rH4JY)

899 >>>VP Mike Pence held the Bible for General Mattis.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (zu88C)

Who was the young girl then? And what was she holding?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (rh5d5)

900 ONT s NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M)

901 VP Mike Pence held the Bible for General Mattis.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (zu88C)
---------

"I swear to curb stomp America's enemies and chase them to hell." - Mattis

"Er, that's not in the oath, General." - Pence

"So help me God." - Mattis

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (qgUJH)

902 CNN has a ghey guy going over the dresses. They sound impressed

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (+iGZu)

903 820- Baron is only 10 yo...

Posted by: Voter dude at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (ViCEi)

904 I'd wager Matthis is at the building at 0530 tomorrow morning. Staff dudes better have their shit in a pile.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (2RVmA)

905 Younger than Judge Jeanine.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:53 PM (zu88C)

I thought she was 64.

Either way oh hell yeah I would.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

906 Michelle had too much blush on and it wasn't blended and the wrong color for her dress. Hence the side burn effect.
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:54 PM (TmVQX)

Well, that and the actual facial hair...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (kXoT0)

907 Oh, great -- Willowed again. Shit.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (ro5Th)

908 What are you doing here? If you are able to
diagnose people just by what you see of them in the public eye, you
should be the highest paid psychiatrist in the country and teaching
everyone your amazing gift!

Posted by: buzzion



The kid is clearly averse to large groups of people; abnormally so.

And yes, I'm worth a metric shit-ton of money.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (LAe3v)

909 Sorry wait.

I think the VP swore him in but not sure about holding the Bible.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 20, 2017 09:57 PM (zu88C)

910 Mrs. Pence has a pilot's license.

Their son is a Marine Corps pilot.

She may not be model tiny, but she raised a fucking Marine.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:50 PM (PY9jH)
=========================

That. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:57 PM (bpfzP)

911 Oh for fuck's sake.. if the Trump women were to pick some unknown designer to promote, the Left would DESTROY them for it, ruin their careers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 09:57 PM (kqtMD)

912 It was George and Martha that started the tradition of Preezy and First Lady having the first dance at the inaugural ball. They did a minuet.

Posted by: publius at January 20, 2017 09:57 PM (DW+jj)

913

I was listening to Dana Bash, bash

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (VLde7)

914 If I may play Liberal's Advocate, perhaps it's because the US was the first country to be founded on the ideals of human liberty, yet kept men enslaved at its founding.
Posted by: josephistan


Only as a temporary measure to guaratee a Republic that would, in all eventuality that the Founders saw, one day abolish it.

What would have been gained in abolishing it in 1781 only to watch the states be picked off one by one by foreign powers and returned to a series of colonies?

And possibly by a foreign power that didn't abolish slavery until after 1865 ( Portugal in Brazil )?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (DNPz2)

915 855. They're special people - they did so much to keep people like us down, and to assuage the neuroses of their supporters, that they deserved it, I'm sure.

Living like royalty on the taxpayers' dime - well, that's over. Freaking grifters and schnorrers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (5ZaP+)

916 The Never Trump "Conservatives"; you were tested and found wanting. You would have preferred Hillary. Never forget never forgive.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (Rj8Tm)

917 The Obozo administration:

To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages-- and kings-- And why the sea is boiling . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

918
nood







nood



Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 09:59 PM (mZGNr)

919 Bien sur!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




Ne me parlez pas en français à moins que vous soyez sérieux. Je ne veux pas faire Jim en colère.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 10:00 PM (cPsPa)

920 It was George and Martha that started the tradition of Preezy and First Lady having the first dance at the inaugural ball. They did a minuet.

-
And then the bump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 10:00 PM (Nwg0u)

921 888 My mother had "My Way" as the last song at her funeral. The Elvis version.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 09:49 PM (jK8Z7)
---
I want "Superfreak" and "Bust A Move" played at my funeral.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

I want My Chemical Romance's "Black Parade" and "Helena" played at my funeral.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 10:01 PM (0mRoj)

922 This morning's story, Democrats in the Wilderness, is great. Like the restored Bourbons, they have learned nothing and forgotten nothing. The Democrats and the Media, birm, are without clue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2017 10:01 PM (LTHVh)

923 #872: Fun fact: actual American Indians tend to prefer the term "Indian" over "Native American".

Source: I used to go to powwows with my grandpa, who was a noted AmerInd historian frequently invited to local schools to give presentations.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 10:01 PM (0OG8D)

924
yeah you two could hook up and break each others hips in a wild night of passion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

Get a room, you two!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2q0gMgGkAY

Posted by: Annoying Chotchy guy at January 20, 2017 10:01 PM (8iiMU)

925 I pooped in my hands eight times today.


Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 20, 2017 09:52 PM (Tyii7)

Unpossible. I do not believe that you can reach that far around.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 10:02 PM (tHwdc)

926 Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 09:58 PM (VLde7)

Ah, well of course

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 10:02 PM (kqtMD)

927 So was just on Forbes site and off to the side was a blurb of trending on Fakebook:

Man boasts of sexual assault, becomes 45th president (or some shite like that)

The left is mentally ill and evil.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

928 709 For those wondering about the cabbage sandwiches I mentioned, they were actually described as "cabbage sloppy joes".

Yeah, it's cut up into tiny pieces and mixed with a sauce, but it's still just a cabbage sandwich.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 09:36 PM (0OG8D)

++++

I would call that a coleslaw sandwich.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2017 10:03 PM (R+30W)

929 #875: "Wow. CNN just said two of the balls are in the same building. different floors."

Ooh, that sounds painful...

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2017 10:04 PM (0OG8D)

930 The kid is clearly averse to large groups of people; abnormally so.

And yes, I'm worth a metric shit-ton of money.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (LAe3v)



Horseshit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 10:04 PM (cAnNx)

931
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (LAe3v)







Horseshit.

Posted by: buzzion

Oh, okay. Whatever. I'm not putting up with you today.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 10:07 PM (LAe3v)

932



Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2017 10:00 PM (cPsPa)



Ne sois pas ridicule! Il est très civilisé. Pour la plupart.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc)

933 Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 09:56 PM (LAe3v)







Horseshit.

Posted by: buzzion
Oh, okay. Whatever. I'm not putting up with you today.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2017 10:07 PM (LAe3v)



Yeah you've got to get back to watching TV and diagnosing people after all.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 10:09 PM (cAnNx)

934 The Donald is speaking at the Freedom Ball. Melanie at his side looking radiant.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 20, 2017 10:14 PM (1FhAQ)

935
533 And to be clear, I am NOT saying the Russians "hacked" the election. Just saying why they may have looked forward to Trump.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale at January 20, 2017 09:08 PM (hVdx9)

____________________

So you're saying they are sentient beings?
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 09:12 PM (vfC/C)

The Bear was big on remote viewing.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2017 11:00 PM (FtrY1)

936 find me!?111..1!

Posted by: TOTus at January 21, 2017 01:55 AM (lvhbC)

937 don jr

Posted by: amazing at January 21, 2017 01:59 AM (lvhbC)

938 damd if I do but I love you.

Posted by: amazing at January 21, 2017 02:26 AM (lvhbC)

939 126 I think I'm falling in love with this interviewer.

The ULA Babe is cute enough, but she needs to work on her timing. Atlas in the 401 config is pretty slow getting off its ass after ignition, so when she says "...aaand liftoff!" the frigging thing is just sitting there for several more seconds before kind of going "Oh FFS, don't you people know it's Friday?" and groans up off the pad.

Ps. The middle "0" in 401 means it uses no solid rocket boosters, just the main engine. Threw me off back when I first saw it had two nozzles but they kept saying "engine", but the Russian RD-180 is a two-holer. Whatever.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 21, 2017 08:46 AM (LeUrG)

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