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Inauguration Thread Seven: The Parade

I hope Trump's playing Death Race 2000 and gets points for running over rioters.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM




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1 1st!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 20, 2017 03:43 PM (lRwmz)

2 1st

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (y3aQB)

3 I hope Dr. Carson is wearing his bullet proof vest under that coat.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (8hICw)

4 Something-th

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (Vzqe+)

5 Notfirst!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (V1M8q)

6 heh

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (3jGss)

7 Slicing like Trump's hammer!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 20, 2017 03:44 PM (lRwmz)

8 How many points for women? How many for men? How many for... like, all the other new made up genders?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (qgUJH)

9
Who else is just waiting for one of the Left's terrorists to do something Stupid?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (mZGNr)

10 CNN's David Gregory is being pretty fair and enthusiastic in a non-partisan sort of way.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (3jGss)

11 Thanks for all the Noods sooth

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (Rsi2C)

12 So kill-joys nixed the Trump team request for tanks and missile launcher in the parade.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (Om16U)

13 Been working.

Just got to watch Trump's inaugural speech.


Oh. My. God.

That was awesome.

Pimp-slapping the elites right to their faces.

I hope he can keep that attitude and get the mission he set for himself done.

Just wow.


I know y'all have already seen it but man, he's a man who gets it.

Great day to be an American.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (9q7Dl)

14 Keeping score is going to be a real bitch with all the new categories.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (qgUJH)

15 I love the smell of lefty anger in the morning!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (pUDQf)

16 Phalanx of motorcycle cops leading the way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

17 Need to do it like one of those Disneyland parades, with some happy music and guys manning road-apple cannons on the front of the float.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (TppKb)

18 My schadenboner is wearing a green power ring & warning all to beware its might.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

19 Hotair had one thread and it didn't break 100 comments all day.

Posted by: Ed Morrissey at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (Halhc)

20 Crowds chanting USA! USA!

Lefties not sure what that means.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (pUDQf)

21 Who is this fucking asshole Cavuto has on?

Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (6LwXe)

22 Who else is just waiting for one of the Left's terrorists to do something Stupid?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (mZGNr)
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It just feels too calm and understated. They talked a VERY BIG GAME the past few months. Now, nothing?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (qgUJH)

23
CNN's David Gregory is being pretty fair and enthusiastic in a non-partisan sort of way.

I noticed that. Gregory even wondered what the "protestors" were even there for.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (mZGNr)

24 "I hope Trump's playing Death Race 2000 and gets points for running over rioters."


A county plow would work best. One with the big blade in front with the outrigger tire that is a full-sized car wheel.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

25 From willow end, last thread:

Since Kennedy and the venting the brain pan, what is the use of the inaugural parade? You can't see the president. He in something akin to a Bradley.
What's the use?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (xkaSw)

26 My media connection constantly reminds me that there is no "Liberal bias" in the media. It's a "Democrat bias" as there is nothing liberal about their positions, except perhaps their spending proclivities.

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (e8kgV)

27 Inauguration Thread 8 - The Horde Awakens

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (c660h)

28 Death race? I'd rather see the top of one of those Caddies open up, a mini gun pop out, and...brrrrrrrrrruup...brrrrrrruup...brrrrrrrrup
That will end the protests.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (ty7RM)

29 Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (9q7Dl)

I'd never watched an inauguration live until today. So glad I never wasted my time with the others, they were dead boring in comparison to Trump's speech.

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (nNdYv)

30 I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (tOcW/)

31
Hotair had one thread and it didn't break 100 comments all day.


Heh.

But maybe those Hot Air Shits are deleting all the pro Trump comments.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (mZGNr)

32 I hope Trump's playing Death Race 2000 and gets points for running over rioters.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.


When I saw the pics of the rioters I was thinking you know Trump is President now, right? He'll just tell them to mace you in the face.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

33 Phalanx of motorcycle cops leading the way.



With sidecars!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (xkaSw)

34 I noticed that. Gregory even wondered what the "protestors" were even there for.

$8.50/hr.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

35 Death race? I'd rather see the top of one of those Caddies open up, a mini gun pop out, and...brrrrrrrrrruup...brrrrrrruup...brrrrrrrrup
That will end the protests.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (ty7RM)
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Just have an A-10 do a pass down the middle of the street.

Wait, no. That would probably cause structural damage to the street

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (qgUJH)

36 Willowed.

grammie winger, in case you missed it, the Sandwich, IL high school band is also performing today.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h24shc7

Posted by: one name commenter guy at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (SyWh+)

37 Easy way to break up the protests. Use a few watercannons with soap in them.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (VndSC)

38 The motorcade should accelerate.

Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (LAe3v)

39 CNN's David Gregory is being pretty fair and enthusiastic in a non-partisan sort of way.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (3jGss)


Someone probably promised not to bring up the "unindicted felon" thing.

Not me, obviously.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (wB8Tg)

40 I really fear for his safety, and the safety of his family. These people are completely unhinged and feel entirely justified that they would be saving the world if they killed him.

Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (HNNLk)

41 Ace's wish is too good to be true.

I do wish the bikers would have busted some heads today though.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (9G/k0)

42 I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (tOcW/)


You haven't.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (VSjwn)

43 Pimp-slapping the elites right to their faces.

All the right people hate it.


Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)

44 When I saw the pics of the rioters I was thinking you know Trump is President now, right? He'll just tell them to mace you in the face.



With the mace you swing. Not the mace you spray.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (xkaSw)

45 I can't stop playing the Na Na Na Goodbye song--

I'll call out to one of my kids, like I need something. They reply, "What?" Then I replay the song, real loud .

It hasn't gotten old yet

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (RR9wF)

46 I noticed that. Gregory even wondered what the "protestors" were even there for.

$8.50/hr.


First bill through Congress, a $35/hr minimum wage for public-protest hires.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (TppKb)

47 Trump should climb on top of his caddy and surf like Teen Wolf!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (lxPhc)

48 Oh, OK. It goes till 5;00 or later if they're behind schedule so they bands are behind him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (tOcW/)

49 Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!

Posted by: Bosk at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (n2K+4)

50 Man, I keep getting willowed.

A friend who is a Park Ranger has been stationed on Pennsylvania Ave all day long. Her section has the ANSWER protesters, Westboro Baptists, and another group of crazies. She just texted me that Red Cross is leaving the area because they feel it is not safe.

But 'mostly peaceful protests'!

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (CQny9)

51 When I saw the pics of the rioters I was thinking you know Trump is President now, right? He'll just tell them to mace you in the face.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

For people that think they are getting sent to camps, they sure are nonchalant about exposing themselves.

Almost, and try to stay with me, they don't believe the bullshit they spout.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (qgUJH)

52 45 I can't stop playing the Na Na Na Goodbye song--


I can't stop the Imperial march for Lord Vader.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (VndSC)

53 What is the use of all parades ?
In this age of social media, nobody goes outside any more.

Posted by: Sandy Burger at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

54 Lots of people can be first today, we are all winners.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (yx0Ld)

55
Enough with the split-screen shit, Fake News!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (mZGNr)

56 Hillary wasn't pardoned.

===
Why no!

I believe that you are correct.

She was not.

For a fact.

No. Not pardoned.

Not pardoned at all.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (toH8T)

57 My favorite part is the giant inflated SpongeBob Squarepants.


And the guys on the super tall bikes.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (qUNWi)

58 Fenelon, maybe the Talledaga band? They will play after Trump gets to the viewing stands.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (VtLx6)

59 So I guess we don't get to hear da lamentations of de wimmens until tomorrow, amiright?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (9iR5/)

60 This parade needs a yuuuuuge Trump balloon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

61 40
I really fear for his safety, and the safety of his family. These people
are completely unhinged and feel entirely justified that they would be
saving the world if they killed him.

Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (HNNLk)

This.

I've been worried since November. With such a pliable bunch of idiots the left makes puppets of, surely they think they'd be doing the world a big favor by trying something. Prayers for both Trump and his family as well as all the members of the SS and DC police that will have to be on guard against these commie bastards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (pUDQf)

62 It's funny the media doesn't seem all that interested in our hope and change.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

63 guess i missed the African American college band from MS

+++

They played Play That Funky Music White Boy

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 20, 2017 03:51 PM (KoTJX)

64 My friends and I are doing virtual toasts. Why don't we all clink our respective glasses.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (IgBFP)

65 Running low on Bourbon....(Insert today's snowflake) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I'm using this meme for years for everything that goes bad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (FRQMa)

66 I wish they had one of those Macy's inflatable parade things of Trump, with YUGE hair.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (VndSC)

67 I can't stop the Imperial march for Lord Vader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ymeuOz0hZU

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (TppKb)

68 45 I can't stop playing the Na Na Na Goodbye song--


I can remember watching Walter Mondale at the 1984 Democratic Convention while I listened to Hall and Oates sing "Out of Touch"

Posted by: Sandy Burger at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (e8kgV)

69 Trump should roll down the window and start shooting MAGA shirts out of a cannon!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (lxPhc)

70 NBC in the break room.

Showing blurry stills of Bam bam going bye bye looking out the window of da choppa.

These people are absolutely useless.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (toH8T)

71 Trump should climb on top of his caddy and surf like Teen Wolf!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (lxPhc)
............

With Melania next to him in a bikini, of course.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)

72 Schadenboner Smash!

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (kQL/v)

73 Hope Hillary is sitting in a nice temperature controled room sweating profusely.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (yx0Ld)

74
How long? How long can this go on?
Bloody Friday.

When will we ever learn?
Why can't we be friends?
How many roads must a man walk down before we can end this song?

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (1bQAQ)

75 They need a PopeMobile kind of outfit for this so people can see they guy.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (vivhj)

76 I'd rather see the "Eat Me" cake/car from Animal House.

Posted by: Furious George at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (77i7V)

77 69
Trump should roll down the window and start shooting MAGA shirts out of a cannon!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (lxPhc)

So. Much. Win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (pUDQf)

78 It's funny the media doesn't seem all that interested in our hope and change.
Posted by: JackStraw




I hope our change is interested in them?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (xkaSw)

79 50. Is it bad that I'd cheer to hear the Westboro lawyers got beaten up by another DNC front group?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (dkExz)

80 I haven't seen automobiles with emergency lights move this slow since OJ Simpson and Al Cowlings took a trip to see OJ's mom by way of the Mexican border.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (S2VsH)

81 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0

Out of Touch

Posted by: Sandy Burger at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (e8kgV)

82 Any more "celebrities" making asses of themselves today?I want video.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (r/0kC)

83 Well, it's nice that despite the protesters there seem to be quite a few people people along the parade route wearing Trump hats and cheering!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (tOcW/)

84

I don't understand why the SS aren't sporting those uber-cool Gestapo black leather overcoats...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (+DAtP)

85 I wanted to go downtown for the parade, but I'm glad I didn't. It's taking three hours to get through the checkpoints.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (CQny9)

86 Man, I keep getting willowed.

A friend who is a Park Ranger has been stationed on Pennsylvania Ave all day long. Her section has the ANSWER protesters, Westboro Baptists, and another group of crazies. She just texted me that Red Cross is leaving the area because they feel it is not safe.

But 'mostly peaceful protests'!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (CQny9)



You know, if she accidentally fell and knocked a vat of acid onto the Westboro wastes of DNA it would be a crying shame.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

87 https://tinyurl.com/grk65ev



Obama denied a presidential pardon in Bowe Bergdahls desertion case, lawyer says

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (y3aQB)

88 Trump should roll down the window and start shooting MAGA shirts out of a cannon!!!!


HAH HAAA!!!


Oh man that's a perfect visual.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (qUNWi)

89 Who is this fucking asshole Cavuto has on?


Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 03:47 PM (6LwXe)
=========================

I don't know but I had to change to CSPAN. The guy would not shut up

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (bpfzP)

90 Is it bad form to wish syphilis and crabs on a whole group of people?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (pUDQf)

91 Haven't seen any coverage for a couple hours, but people are talking about the rioters.

Is it bad? Or are news outlets playing it up?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (TOk1P)

92 I changed the channel to FOX BN and pulled batteries out.

Because that one chick kept giving me the stinkeye.

Welcome to Trumptown , honey.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (toH8T)

93 Hey, what do you think these protesters charge for an hour?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (2mC6G)

94 78 It's funny the media doesn't seem all that interested in our hope and change.
Posted by: JackStraw

The Pompeiians weren't much interested in Mt. Vesuvius either.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (VndSC)

95 You know what this inauguration needs? Flamethrowers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (fKWf6)

96 Does he get out at the Trump Hotel and walk?

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (VtLx6)

97 Oh please let these "mostly peaceful protestors" clear out of the McPhereson Sq. Metro area. I have to get to work tonight. Rather do it with too much of a hassle.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (k7aNn)

98 64 My friends and I are doing virtual toasts. Why don't we all clink our respective glasses.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (IgBFP)

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I'm at work watching this but I will click my coffee cup!

*clink*

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (vivhj)

99 33 Phalanx of motorcycle cops leading the way.



With sidecars!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (xkaSw)

No comment about falling over.

Posted by: rd at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (iT57s)

100 He's on wikipedia now, so I guess it's settled.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (PjWy4)

101 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.

So much for his honeymoon.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (K8ZkO)

102 98 64 My friends and I are doing virtual toasts. Why don't we all clink our respective glasses.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 03:52 PM (IgBFP)

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I'm at work watching this but I will click my coffee cup!

*clink*

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (vivhj)

*clink*

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (WuRdh)

103 I don't know but I had to change to CSPAN. The guy would not shut up


C-SPAN is great. Very few words.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (xkaSw)

104 The new presidential limo can practice by doing a slalom around the self-immolating protesters.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (7ZVPa)

105 >>>unhinged and feel entirely justified that they would be saving the world if they killed him.

They think Pence is worse. If they take out Trump, they will get President Pence.. with his mandatory conversion therapy for all children, and public execution of anyone who exceeds "watched an episode of The Bachelor" on the gay scale.

Posted by: wooga at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (3I7wr)

106 I don't know but I had to change to CSPAN. The guy would not shut up

*************
Im waiting for Lou Dobbs, and Trish Regan, who I love sexually.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (pCUr3)

107 A friend who is a Park Ranger has been stationed on Pennsylvania Ave all day long. Her section has the ANSWER protesters, Westboro Baptists, and another group of crazies. She just texted me that Red Cross is leaving the area because they feel it is not safe.

But 'mostly peaceful protests'!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 03:50 PM (CQny9)
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Wow, ANSWER and Westboro in the same place.

I believe the Chinese word for that is "opportunity."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (qgUJH)

108
So much for his honeymoon.

Posted by: Bill Wynn


And so much for your Bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (mZGNr)

109 101 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.

So much for his honeymoon.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (K8ZkO)

Ah, you missed that he also scrubbed all the rainbow jihad info, then.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (8hICw)

110 Our research has shown that assassins are most effective when shooting from behind the legitimate target President. And when using high powered ammunition like the .22LR

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (PqqkK)

111 101 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.


I think they also went back to calling Pluto a planet.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (VndSC)

112
Bill Wynn = Evan McMullin

I'll bet my left nut on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (mZGNr)

113 We need some Chicago '68 type policing - nightstick diplomacy

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (pMXHT)

114
Weird how Carson Kressly is a Trump booster.


PSYCHE!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

115 Just printed off the transcript so my kids can read it. No wonder the progs and DOPe are losing their minds over it. If Americans truly came together as he envisions the world would be a totally different, and much better, place.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (sEDyY)

116
Trummmmmmmmmmmpf! - a limerick


For the last several weeks they've been prepping
Now down Pennsylvania they're schlepping
But the left is afraid
It's not really a parade
Unless there's some classy goosestepping

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (wPiJc)

117 Think back to November 7. And then the Election. And here we are with Trump in the Inaugural Parade. It's like it's happening to somebody else, not me.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (bpfzP)

118 you know that the cops locking up rioters will be taken as proof by the rioters that we've entered a police state. and they need to riot some more to protest.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (b7fwp)

119 112
Bill Wynn = Evan McMullin

I'll bet my left nut on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (mZGNr)


And both make Jon Huntsman look like Lee Atwater.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

120 27 Inauguration Thread 8 - The Horde Awakens
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (c660h)

You lie.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (3jGss)

121 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

That's a shame.

Posted by: Donald! 2020 at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (Ndje9)

122 In case anyone has not observed it in the last 20 seconds, Shep is an idiot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (GX63o)

123 But maybe those Hot Air Shits are deleting all the pro Trump comments.

Naahhh.... They probably outsourced that to facebook, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (4WhSY)

124

Posted by: Bill Wynn
===

who bich this is ?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (toH8T)

125 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.
So much for his honeymoon.

**************

If you're a sock, haha!

If you're not, go get piss fucked by a grizzly bear with herpes.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (pCUr3)

126 Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (K8ZkO)

Life points at you and laughs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

127 So much for his honeymoon.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (K8ZkO)

What honeymoon? He has repeatedly said he wants to get to work.

Tonight actually IS going to be a long night for Trump.

#Winning.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (qgUJH)

128 The key is to take lots of Maalox beforehand.

Posted by: zombie gg allin at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (hqZPQ)

129 So much for his honeymoon.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM

They make a cream for that discomfort, Bill.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (S2VsH)

130 Hey folks - guess what?

BARACK McFUCKSTICK OBAMA isn't President anymore!

And HILLARY CURTAIN WEARING CLINTON ain't ever gonna be President!


MAGA BABY!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (pUDQf)

131 For people that think they are getting sent to camps, they sure are nonchalant about exposing themselves.

Almost, and try to stay with me, they don't believe the bullshit they spout.


They can just claim police brutality and the Make Believe Media will dutifully report more fake news.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (2X7pN)

132 You lie.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (3jGss)

"It's true. All of it."

~ Han Solo

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (8hICw)

133
Has General Jeff Sessions shut down the phony so-called "civil rights" division of the Justice Dept yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (mZGNr)

134 Naahhh.... They probably outsourced that to facebook, too.

**********

#FakeComments

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (pCUr3)

135 *clinks all around*


You know what this inauguration needs? Flamethrowers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (fKWf6)


Shockingly, I agree with this statement.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (mf5HN)

136 I don't understand why the SS aren't sporting those uber-cool Gestapo black leather overcoats...)))

Lack of Goosestepping also.


Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (W6Ch1)

137 you know that the cops locking up rioters will be taken as proof by the rioters that we've entered a police state. and they need to riot some more to protest.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 03:57 PM (b7fwp)
---
Yeah, I had that thought too. It's a battle for the soul of the lofo mass.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (2mC6G)

138 30 I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM (tOcW/)

I haven't seen any bands yet.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (3jGss)

139 "Not My President Chant" in the background.

Everyone take a drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (8hICw)

140 its been over four hours and this thing shows no sign of going down

Posted by: DanMan at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (aZqu2)

141 OJ's parade was better.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

142 75 They need a PopeMobile kind of outfit for this so people can see they guy.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 20, 2017 03:53 PM (vivhj)


---------------

I'm glad he's in the tank. I can't imagine the number of death and terrorist threats the SS has had to deal with today. Unfortunately, he is a marked man.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (Fmupd)

143 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."
====

Or as they call it at SorosInc. HQ "bonus money".

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (toH8T)

144 Holy Shit! The Trump's Parade has TANKS???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (pUDQf)

145 I stopped watching, but I'm so happy we are rid of SCOAMT, but he's not going to stay silent or classy as GWB has.

Both George & Laura look very worried. I Ave bad feeling of GHW Bush. He has many health problems & is 92.

I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (sj3Ax)

146 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.

So much for his honeymoon.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 03:55 PM (K8ZkO)



Hillary is up 25% in Ohio. It's going to be an early night!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (OE2ur)

147 112
Bill Wynn = Evan McMullin

I'll bet my left nut on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (mZGNr

Nobody ever bets their right nut. It's always the left.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (buBai)

148 Big banner: "The Newseum Welcomes President Trump." That's nice.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (3jGss)

149 Is it bad form to wish syphilis and crabs on a whole group of people?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM

Take a look at the crowd. I think you're a little late but you got your wish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (FRQMa)

150 >>>Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police.

How can they do this??

I need two hands. But I eat high fiber.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (lxPhc)

151 Bergdahl would have gotten a pardon if he wasn't a honkey.
Barack

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC)

152 Has General Jeff Sessions shut down the phony so-called "civil rights" division of the Justice Dept yet?

Don't think he's been confirmed yet, right?

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (TppKb)

153

*clink*

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

154 I think they also went back to calling Pluto a planet.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (VndSC)


Science today:

Scientists: We're demoting Pluto so we can get our name in journals and the news.

Everyone Else: So, suddenly not a planet?

Scientists: Well, a Dwarf Planet.

Everyone Else: So, still a planet.

Scientists: Umm, sorry, I have to go submit a journal article and get filmed for the Discover Channel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (wB8Tg)

155 Breaking News: CNN has just learned that the presidential Limo is bulletproof. Any attempt to restore democracy assassinate him would have a far higher chance of success once he exits the vehicle.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (PqqkK)

156 I bet that guy/gal is still sitting on the mall screaming NOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (FRQMa)

157 you know that the cops locking up rioters will be taken as proof by the
rioters that we've entered a police state. and they need to riot some
more to protest.
====

*mutters darkly about disappearing forever and telling no tales*

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (toH8T)

158 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website

+++

AND ITS IN HTML 3 OH THE HUMANITY HE'S PUT BLINK TAGS ON ALL THE MAGA BITS

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (KoTJX)

159 After seizing 30% of our assets, I would have thought the parade streets would be paved in gold.

Posted by: redenzo at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (5wSNN)

160 Does he get out at the Trump Hotel and walk?


Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (VtLx6)
=====================

I think they said he and Melania were going to walk a short distance. I imagine Pence too. Ten to one, Melania is not wearing sensible shoes.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (bpfzP)

161 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.
So much for his honeymoon.
---
Read that that happened before noon. It's probably a stink bomb left by the Obama crew to spur more press and Dem (but I repeat myself) spit takes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (2mC6G)

162 You know what this inauguration needs? Flamethrowers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 03:54 PM (fKWf6)



Shockingly, I agree with this statement.


Finally, a market for my raptor mounted flamethrower rig!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (4WhSY)

163 Somebody holding up a sign "Finally Hope and Change."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (3jGss)

164 144 Holy Shit! The Trump's Parade has TANKS???
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (pUDQf)

About time.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (buBai)

165 Yup, I used the payback machine to look at the White House website at 10:00am, and at 12:00 noon today.



BOOM

Gone

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (J+eG2)

166 How did they manage to keep the protesters from not getting to the parade route-just told of police?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (tOcW/)

167 I was going to reply something witty to 155, but decided that adding my .02 on how to get the president to leave the vehicle might get flagged by the NSA.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (8hICw)

168 The White House website now has no references to the Designated Hitter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (PqqkK)

169 public execution of anyone who exceeds "watched an episode of The Bachelor" on the gay scale.

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (q177U)

170 Ha,Larry King had his car windows smashed by anti Trump protesters.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (r/0kC)

171 Only in America can a Cadillac become a close competitor for a bradley fighting vehicle.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (hMqvx)

172 Melania is not wearing sensible shoes.
----

Did you see those heels she was wearing yesterday when they got off the Plane at Andrews.

Weaselzippers... keep scrolling.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (1bQAQ)

173 Finally, a market for my raptor mounted flamethrower rig!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (4WhSY)



Polly wants purple spangles on hers and Ripper wants a pink one.

Chompy is all whatever man (he's in a hippie phase) and Slayer wants to dual wield.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

174 White House website has deleted all reference to that girl Bill Wynn kissed in the third grade.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

175 You guys see a tank? Where?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (bpfzP)

176 Hey folks - guess what?

BARACK McFUCKSTICK OBAMA isn't President anymore!

And HILLARY CURTAIN WEARING CLINTON ain't ever gonna be President!


MAGA BABY!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:58 PM (pUDQf)
...............

*pinches self*

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

177 The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.

Posted by: Zombie Irish Stephen at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (SIY7D)

178 I wish Trump was signing EOs instead of crawling down the street in this parade.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (qgUJH)

179 129 So much for his honeymoon.

---

3rd time was the charm

Posted by: PRESIDENT DONALD at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (PqqkK)

180 Now that the White House is no longer occupied territory, I might finally go & visit.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (7HtZB)

181 OK, this is the part that scares me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (P8951)

182 Odds of a woman with big tits flashing the presidential motorcade: very good!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (lxPhc)

183 anyone who exceeds "watched an episode of The Bachelor" on the gay scale.
====

Hey there are some smokin hot women on that show... I was told.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (toH8T)

184 *pinches self*
Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

OWWW!

Posted by: self at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (2mC6G)

185 170 Ha,Larry King had his car windows smashed by anti Trump protesters.

Not Cool & are people sure Larry is alive & not stuffed

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (y3aQB)

186 AND ITS IN HTML 3 OH THE HUMANITY HE'S PUT BLINK TAGS ON ALL THE MAGA BITS
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (KoTJX)
------------
TABLES. Tables everywhere.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (qgUJH)

187 The tawm of Brattllleboro is sad today because we have been loss our Presdent of Color and now has a Presdent who haates and will cause wars against perstons of color around the word. Trump lied and persons of color will paid the prise.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (Fbj4h)

188
"Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

Hey hey they're the monkeys!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (IqV8l)

189 Maybe they just should have done a giant Macy's style balloon in the form of the Sta-Puft™ marshmallow man with a golden weasel combover.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (wPiJc)

190 Holy Shit! The Trump's Parade has TANKS???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 03:59 PM (pUDQf)




I believe we call them TrumpenPanzers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (OE2ur)

191
Larry King is not mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (mZGNr)

192 Now I see some protesters-"Trump is Putin's puppet."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (tOcW/)

193 Ten to one, Melania is not wearing sensible shoes.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (bpfzP)

No shortage of hunky young soldiers willing and ready to carry her the rest of the way

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (Om16U)

194 Odds of a woman with big tits flashing the presidential motorcade: very good!!


Roseanne Barr??

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (y3aQB)

195 headed out for my inauguration booze. Could not pass up the Kirkland 'American' vodka.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (PqqkK)

196 I don't see the bikers.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (bpfzP)

197 All the brave protesters in the parade crowd, bravely holding up their signs while being viciously ignored by the citizenry.

Bravery! Such bravery!

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (s5o+q)

198 Surprised they don't have a bubble top for the car?

Posted by: rd at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (iT57s)

199 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.

The win. It just won't stop...
The Wynn. He just won't shut up.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (ty7RM)

200 >>Larry King is not mort?


He's like Buzzion.

He's dead but he hasn't realized it, yet.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (tdv0F)

201 So when Stalin took power in the Soviet Union were there rioters on the streets? How about when Hitler took power? Oh rioters were in favor of Hitler, as I recall?
How about Mao, or Pol Pot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (hJrjt)

202 I halfway expect Trump to get out and wave at the protesters.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (9G/k0)

203 Just saw a

Trump
Racist in Chief

sign in the crowd.
Idiots.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

204 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.


I think they also went back to calling Pluto a planet.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 03:56 PM (VndSC)


3. Declared unicorns not real
4. Got rid of the designated hitter rule
5. Declared the female orgasm a myth
6. Two words: No more Superman/Batman reboots
7. Pardoned Mark Steyn from any criminal charges/civil lawsuits, both foreign and domestic
8. Taco Bowl for everybody!
9. Open tours of Area 51
10. Fracking Fracking, all the Fracking time!!


Not bad for a first day.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (TOk1P)

205 chump protesters.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (hdpay)

206 199 Trump has already deleted all references to global warming from the White House website.

The win. It just won't stop...
The Wynn. He just won't shut up.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:04 PM (ty7RM)

"Can't stop, won't stop"

~ Young Gunz

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (8hICw)

207 For the first time in my life, I want as much TV coverage of the first lady as humanly possible

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (pMXHT)

208 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

Why don't they poop in EACH OTHERS' hands?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

209 >>>Roseanne Barr??

Tits, not gut.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (lxPhc)

210
I'm pretty sure that all the Fox News babes will have pure platinum colored hair by the end of 2017.

By 2018, they'll all look like Edgar and Johnny Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (mZGNr)

211 I think they also went back to calling Pluto a planet.

----

Making Pluto Great Again!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (PqqkK)

212 Governing well is the best revenge.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (SIY7D)

213 "It's true. All of it." - Solo

that you were fighting on the wrong side?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (W32pz)

214 RE: The White House Website-

What probably happened is they moved the DNS from the old whitehouse.gov to a new server. I don't think they so much removed anything specific from the site as completely replaced it from the ground up.

I very much doubt the machine whitehouse.gov is pointing to is the same as it was yesterday.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (qgUJH)

215 #155, but then the scalp weasel will be able to kill you. Still a losing proposition.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (uhftQ)

216 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."


****

Now that's dedication to your cause.


Not really good planning, mind you. But dedication to your cause.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (wPiJc)

217 ...and Slayer wants to dual wield.

That's the one special request I was expecting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (4WhSY)

218
Now I see some protesters-"Trump is Putin's puppet."

===

Yeah. Russian-hate was uncool with Romney, way cool with ObamaHillary, and uncool again with Trump.

These yayhoos don't believe anything.

Soros pays. They play.


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (toH8T)

219 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (lxPhc)


hahahaha

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (y3aQB)

220 Good to see that dissent is patriotic again.

I really missed that for about 8 years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (J+eG2)

221 I wish Trump was signing EOs instead of crawling down the street in this parade.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (qgUJH)
=======================

The people want to say thank you. It is right and proper that they be allowed the time to do so.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (bpfzP)

222 re 170: gonna be hard to get replacement parts for a studebaker.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (b7fwp)

223 208
"Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."



Why don't they poop in EACH OTHERS' hands?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

I cannot stop giggling at this!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (Enq6K)

224 I'd like to see what the secret service is packing under those long coats.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (Cf0i2)

225 CNN is reporting that a fly over of F-16s for the parade were in a formation resembling a swastika and this proves Trump is in fact a nazi.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (5VlCp)

226 Who else is just waiting for one of the Left's terrorists to do something Stupid?

Yea, I am already out of my time slot in the pool.

Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (E1aoU)

227 >> "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."



Because Funnel and Surgical Tubing Technologies are a Cognitive Bridge Too Far for these people.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (tdv0F)

228 "Make America sane again!" I guess they're one the protestors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (tOcW/)

229 Getting out?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (yx0Ld)

230 207: "For the first time in my life, I want as much TV coverage of the first lady as humanly possible"

Bill, behave yourself.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (9G/k0)

231 GOING MOBILE!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (lxPhc)

232 Ten to one, Melania is not wearing sensible shoes.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:00 PM (bpfzP)

I thought I read that the people of her home town in Slovenia made her a pair of shoes for the Inauguration

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (7HtZB)

233 I think he may be getting out.

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (GUBah)

234 dissent will continue to be patriotic...until putin finds soros' layer

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (c6/9Q)

235 Here he comes . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (s5o+q)

236 180
Now that the White House is no longer occupied territory, I might finally go visit.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:03 PM (7HtZB)

I just sent the White House an email wishing President Trump and VP Pence all the best from Alabama!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (pUDQf)

237 122 In case anyone has not observed it in the last 20 seconds, Shep is an idiot.

I caught his act the other day. He said as spokesman for Fox, they stood in solidarity with CNN over the Buzzfeed Story. And people weren't really upset with Obamacare, they were just whipped-up by Republicans.

He's actually worse than some of the Alphabet Networks.

Posted by: Donald! 2020 at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (Ndje9)

238 Besides, I want to see the Olivet Nazarene Marching Band. One thing about those Nazarenes, they know how to march.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (bpfzP)

239 This part scares me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (P8951)

240

Oh God protect them

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (VLde7)

241 They're getting out of the limo! Oh Barron is walking too!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:07 PM (Enq6K)

242 BTW Roseanne Barr is a Trump supporter.

She's taken a fair amount of grief for it too.

It's Rosie O'Donnell who is the loonie leftie full of hate. And fat. But mostly hate.

Posted by: Boots at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (EBwPV)

243 221 I wish Trump was signing EOs instead of crawling down the street in this parade.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:02 PM (qgUJH)

He should set up a desk and start signing while watching the parade.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (hdpay)

244
Is it me or is Barron six inches taller since election day??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (mZGNr)

245 Question for the Ettes: Is it safe to assume that Melania had to change panties after holding the Bibles during the swearing in of her husband?

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (buBai)

246 Now comes the test for the peaceful transfer of power.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (8hICw)

247 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (pCUr3)

248 Aww, President Trump. FL Melania, and FS Barron walking now

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (Om16U)

249 --
"Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

---------

Disgusting behavior of that level DEMANDS a water cannon.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (pMGkg)

250 so the protesters are poo clinging howler monkeys. deport 'em to the Mosquito Coast

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (W32pz)

251 I can't see. How high are her heels?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)

252 El Trumpenfuhrer is on foot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

253 Who else is just waiting for one of the Left's terrorists to do something Stupid?

Yea, I am already out of my time slot in the pool.
Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (E1aoU)


Pooping in your own hand is pretty damn stupid in my book.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (s5o+q)

254 We're talking to, one of the best in the business, sharpshooter Mark McCain about long-range sniper shots with a high-powered rifle. He's been showing us some vantage points around the parade route where a sniper might possibly have the best angle to take out the President, Vice President, Speaker and President Pro-tem....

All as part of our series on Taking out the President, Vice President, Speaker, and President Pro-tem....

Posted by: CNN2 at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (2mC6G)

255 >>Not really good planning, mind you.


Well, you have to commit at least 24 hrs in advance to make sure you get a good Throwin Turd.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (tdv0F)

256 168
The White House website now has no references to the Designated Hitter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (PqqkK)

What kind of monster did we elect? Does he hate the American League? Doesn't he know that American League pitchers cannot hit?Charlie doesn't surf man, and American League pitchers can't swing...

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (7N6ox)

257 That was awesome.

Pimp-slapping the elites right to their faces.

I hope he can keep that attitude and get the mission he set for himself done.

Just wow.

I know y'all have already seen it but man, he's a man who gets it.

Great day to be an American.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (9q7Dl)

They keep asking for it. My impression is that trump is a tit-for-tat guy. The establishment has gotten used to just being able to dish it out without consequence. Well Trump isn't going to play that game.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (J70i0)

258 Such a gorgeous woman.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (kqtMD)

259

Goddamn, she can SLINK!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (+DAtP)

260 MOGUL has gone MOBILE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (pUDQf)

261
That kid is growing like a weed!

He was a little boy on election day and today he's like 5'6"!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (mZGNr)

262 There they are, they look fucking awesome!

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (HgMAr)

263 208

"Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

Why don't they poop in EACH OTHERS' hands?



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

There's a lot of variations on poop messaging.

Posted by: zombie gg allin at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (hqZPQ)

264 >>Yeah. Russian-hate was uncool with Romney, way cool with ObamaHillary, and uncool again with Trump. These yayhoos don't believe anything. Soros pays. They play.


Didn't Commies De Blasio and Bernie each honeymoon in Russia?
Jay Carney and Claire Shipmen both worked in Russia and have Commie art in their DC house.

I guess Russia's only evil when you can blame them for Hillary losing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

265 AtC!

I'm glad you are here. You give us so much with the great comments and the post election victory knockers, I wanted to give something back. I ran across this the other night and it has been my feel good happy video since;

http://tinyurl.com/zgso5qm

I hope you enjoy. SFW.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (x3uSY)

266 225 Shit,why not a fly over from Nazi flying saucers from their base in Antarctica.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (r/0kC)

267 this is from 'watts up with that':

At 1200PM EST today, Donald J. Trump took the oath of office and was
sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. At that same
instant, the domain whitehouse.gov was switched, and in an instant, the
climate change page which used to be front and center on the main
whitehouse.gov web page, is no more.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (b7fwp)

268 I hope Trump's playing Death Race 2000 and gets points for running over rioters.


Every time one gets squashed a little pussy hat avatar wafts up to heaven.

I'd play that one!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (nd1zx)

269 MUSE is HOT!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (pUDQf)

270 Melania hasn't seen so many Commies since she left Slovenia.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (P8951)

271
Why don't they poop in EACH OTHERS' hands?

===

"I told Jeeny that she was a liar. It can't be! It's too sickening! Grandpa is it true? Did you and grandma poop in each others hands back in 2017?"

"Yes, Timmy. We did."



Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (toH8T)

272 'DEMANDS a soap and water cannon'

fixt

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (W32pz)

273 Stop slouching, Barron!

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

274 It doesn't feel safe.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (3jGss)

275 Goddamn, she is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (pMXHT)

276 Would not be a good time for some Leftist A-hole to do something real stupid

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (yx0Ld)

277 I'd like to see what the secret service is packing under those long coats.
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 04:06 PM (Cf0i2)

Uzis. Uzis everywhere.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (qgUJH)

278 "That's the one special request I was expecting."
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (4WhSY)

Cerberus wants three on order immediately. Since he's been a good boy, I'll splurge.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (6gk0M)

279 Barron looking kind of likehe might be enjoying it, finally.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (kqtMD)

280

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind - a limerick



Now this one is really a zinger-
With a visual that surely will linger
It's worse than Iraq
'Cause we're under attack
By a self-loading auto-poo-flinger

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (wPiJc)

281 168

The White House website now has no references to the Designated Hitter.



Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:01 PM (PqqkK)

There goes my HOF bid.

Posted by: Edgar Martinez at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (hqZPQ)

282 I can't see. How high are her heels?
--------------------
Is she as tall as her husband?

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (1bQAQ)

283 Okay, I have to just roll around in this awesomeness.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (VtLx6)

284 Melania is so pretty when she smiles. I love that she's wearing proper gloves. Hope this set a trend.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (+ZO6t)

285 "I very much doubt the machine whitehouse.gov is pointing to is the same as it was yesterday.'

Wayback @ 10:20 this morning

Showed the same as yesterday, with the Global warming stuff still in place.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (J+eG2)

286
Oh dear lord!

Barron Trump isn't Donald Trump's son....


he's his clone with accelerated aging!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (mZGNr)

287 The kid doesn't seem happy.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (yx0Ld)

288 Stunning

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (bpfzP)

289 Death Race 2000
---------

Hey... where's Simone Griffeth?

Posted by: Guy who date Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (ZO497)

290 Trump just said 'fuck you' to all the death threats.

Balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (pUDQf)

291 The First Lady has a Genuine smile on her Face.

That's a change.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (d76uN)

292 Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (s5o+q)

What is it with the Left and their fascination with bodily functions? They seem stuck at the age of primates.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (J70i0)

293 Got back in. Phew!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (Enq6K)

294 "POTUS has stopped in the middle of the road. POTUS has stopped."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (8hICw)

295 I can't see. How high are her heels?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)
...........

Pretty high, but she's trucking right along in them.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

296 Love that Barron is waving with them.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (pCUr3)

297 Check the protest crowd for one of those monoliths from 2001.

Make sure there are no thigh bones laying around, if you see it.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (VndSC)

298 Barron's doin' great.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (3jGss)

299 Gemini IV, get back in!

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (s5o+q)

300 Barron is so cute waving.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (Om16U)

301 I don't think I've ever wanted to bump uglies with a First Lady before.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

302 Wow. Hearing some of the MSM big names and their reactions to the speech.


Isolate myself so effectively I am always shocked by the ignorance, low intelligence, and delusional mindsets of people who actually are read and heard by Americans. They get paid for it. Astonishing.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (QDnY+)

303
"Is it bad form to wish syphilis and crabs on a whole group of people?"
Syph Surf? Sounds like Dinner!!!

Posted by: LongJohnSilver at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (tNWV5)

304 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

Finally, a clinical answer to the age-old question.
Could you get them to wish in the other?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (H5rtT)

305 Secret Service pulling the plug.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (hdpay)

306 The kid doesn't seem happy.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (yx0Ld)
=====================

Someone earlier said he is sick.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (bpfzP)

307 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
That is just so foul, I hope some cops beat their ass for that.
Make America great again, beat a hippie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (IgBFP)

308 Kinda cool that Trump is including Barron in the walking part of the parade.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (W6Ch1)

309 Melania is so pretty when she smiles. I love that she's wearing proper gloves. Hope this set a trend.
Posted by: Gushka
----------

Next up, hats with veils.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (ZO497)

310 SS looks to have told them to get back in thecar

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (kqtMD)

311 There they are. This still seems too good to be true.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (Fmupd)

312 Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM

You assume panties are being worn at all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (S2VsH)

313 I don't think Melania OWNS sensible shoes.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (sBOL1)

314 116 Trummmmmmmmmmmpf! - a limerick

*snort* Awesome, Muldoon!

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (8TdcF)

315 I had some tremendous growth spurts in my youth. Looks like he is in the midst of one. Sometimes the posture and poise take a while to catch up.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (qgUJH)

316 Pretty sure the Secret Service keeps the Uzis in briefcases, not under their coats, if my memory of docs about the shooting of Reagan are correct.

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (pMXHT)

317 249 --
"Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

---------

Disgusting behavior of that level DEMANDS a water cannon.

+++++++


Consider it a high volume bidet.

Posted by: rd at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (iT57s)

318 All LOLcats pictures have been deleted from the White House website.

Why Trump h8 LOLcats?

Posted by: Will Bynn at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

319 Oh dear lord!

Barron Trump isn't Donald Trump's son....


he's his clone with accelerated aging!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (mZGNr)


But that would mean . . .

That would mean that Trump is one of Sarah Hoyt's "Good Men!"

RUN, EVERYONE, RUN!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (s5o+q)

320 This is all really mesmerizing.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (3jGss)

321
Yeah, maybe both Barron and Melania aren't feeling well. They haven't looked comfortable or energetic all day.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (mZGNr)

322 How fucking awesome is it that Trump walks right past his own hotel for this. LOL

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (pCUr3)

323 Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (yx0Ld)

I think he's a bit of a dweeb.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (kqtMD)

324 Well, you have to commit at least 24 hrs in advance to make sure you get a good Throwin Turd.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (tdv0F)


Yeah, all that roughage and fiber, essential for producing a well-packed, firm bolus, doesn't work its way downstream slowly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (aUkRm)

325 Trumps hotel, awesome.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (hdpay)

326 Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."


+++

The cops are trying to rape them?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (KoTJX)

327 Odds of a woman with big tits flashing the presidential motorcade: very good!!

Ask and ye shall receive.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOYsD2zQPe4

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (GX63o)

328 he's his clone with accelerated aging!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:10 PM (mZGNr)

LOL

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (Om16U)

329 yeah, but what they wished for in the other was more poo.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (W32pz)

330 Where do the machine guns pop out of the beast? Headlamps? 50 cal? Does it have a missile launcher? Why is missile so hard to spell?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (pUDQf)

331 What is it with the Left and their fascination with bodily functions? They seem stuck at the age of primates.
Posted by: WOPR
------------

Infants have the same predilection.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:12 PM (ZO497)

332 Trump in the Beast (car, not Hillary) just drove past the Trump Hotel.
Time to begin the impeachment process, ain't that right, Keith?

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (b7fwp)

333 --
I don't think I've ever wanted to bump uglies with a First Lady before.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM
-----------

That's not what you told me back in '90.


Posted by: Barb B. at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (pMGkg)

334 I hate the media. Surfing 4 channels and they can't get more than 2 sentences out without spouting horseshit. Back to laundry.

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (8J/Te)

335 Next up, hats with veils.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 2

I have one of those from my mom too. It's a classy black one.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (VtLx6)

336 "This is not okay!"

Wow such a vicious sign lol

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (1dDS6)

337 Nothing says 'moral superiority' like a handful of your own scat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

338 Next up, hats with veils.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (ZO497)
=================

I would LOVE that!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (bpfzP)

339 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (qgUJH)

Yes, and he's only 10. Already very tall.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (kqtMD)

340 We're interviewing Cliff Clavin now?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (qJhUV)

341 Because Funnel and Surgical Tubing Technologies are a Cognitive Bridge Too Far for these people.

Posted by: garrett


******

**scribbles furiously in Business Idea spiral notebook**


The Sling-Shat™

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (wPiJc)

342 I hate the media. Surfing 4 channels and they can't get more than 2 sentences out without spouting horseshit. Back to laundry.
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (8J/Te)


C-SPAN.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (s5o+q)

343 DaveA, try C-Span. Link on Drudge. No commentary.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (sBOL1)

344
Well, you have to commit at least 24 hrs in advance to make sure you get a good Throwin Turd.


Sooner or later the primate houses' occupants resort to throwing feces around the place. Higher order intelligence, my ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (BK3ZS)

345 >>Yeah, maybe both Barron and Melania aren't feeling well. They haven't looked comfortable or energetic all day.


This has got to be overwhelming, and add to it that they are used to being a politician's wife/son. Most POTUS's families have been doing this sort of thing for years as a warm up to this.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)

346 To be fair, Barron is probably terrified, and what 10 year old in his place would not be.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (buBai)

347 Pretty sure the Secret Service keeps the Uzis in briefcases, not under their coats, if my memory of docs about the shooting of Reagan are correct.
Posted by: radar
-----------

I thought a guy unlimbered one from beneath his raincoat or overcoat.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (ZO497)

348 So DC's been spattered with those bicycle death-lanes, eh?

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (TppKb)

349 You know, the Shriners would be awesome right about now.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (lxPhc)

350 Fling A Turd For Peace!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

351 I thought a guy unlimbered one from beneath his raincoat or overcoat.
Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (ZO497)
------

That is my recollection. At least one guy stands out in my memory as unslinging it from under a coat. But I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (qgUJH)

352 I had to hit mute....even Cavuto is annoying me.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (Enq6K)

353 Can Trump pardon Pete Rose?

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

354 The Sling-Shat

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (wPiJc)

You continually impress and terrify me.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (Om16U)

355 Good thing Multiple Miggs isn't at the protests.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (hqZPQ)

356 'Emilie is right,' said Sanjay. 'I think it is that simple. Power is good if it is in your hands and bad if it is in the hands of the enemy. And by the way, the corollary rule is that once extraordinary power is in your hands, risking that same power transferring into the hands of your enemy through free and fair elections is difficult to accept.'

From that idiotic "Christian Nation" book three years ago - if anyone needs an hilarious irony topoff.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (eXSOZ)

357 Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)
It has to be overwhelming for them. Barron is very tall but I think he's only ten.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (IgBFP)

358 lessee,
Clinton - daughter
W - daughters
Obama - daughters
Trump - 3 sons (and daughters)

I'm sure there is deeper meaning in this.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (b7fwp)

359 A good Protest Turd has Peanuts or Corn Kernels for Shrapnel.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (tdv0F)

360 You know, the Shriners would be awesome right about now.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (lxPhc)
======================

Or the Ringling Brothers Farewell Performance

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (bpfzP)

361 I'm on Fox New Business. Is there another channel that is showing parade in all of its glory, where I can actually hear them?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (Ivjge)

362 Trump should've wore a top hat. Like the Monopoly Guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (qJhUV)

363 353
Can Trump pardon Pete Rose?

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

Hell yes. Day two agenda! Get Pete in the HoF!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (pUDQf)

364 350
Fling A Turd For Peace!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

I whirled peas for you fuckers. Fuck that.

Posted by: Ex-LibTard at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (GX63o)

365 Pete Rose is a prisoner of the MLB commish

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (yx0Ld)

366 C-Span, washrivergal. Link on Drudge

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (sBOL1)

367 Pelosi getting booed.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (b7fwp)

368 how hard can Pete Rose whack a protester's head?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (W32pz)

369 >>You continually impress and terrify me.

Its a paradox, isn't it? I don't know if I'd let him operate on me or run in terror.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

370 362 Trump should've wore a top hat. Like the Monopoly Guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (qJhUV)

And a monocle. President Mr. Peanut

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (7HtZB)

371 No need. They're filming themselves and Trump owns the weaponized NSA.

Posted by: setnaffa at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (iDxq/)

372 366 C-Span, washrivergal. Link on Drudge
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (sBOL1)

Thanks, bluebell!

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Ivjge)

373
obama and Paul Ryan also both grew since election day.

All of a sudden they're both as tall as Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (mZGNr)

374 Actually, on the Uzis:

Looking at this picture, you can see the briefcase on the right side.

https://extracapsa.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/____2811.jpg

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (qgUJH)

375 no one cares about the Sup Ct justices.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (b7fwp)

376 I'm on Fox New Business. Is there another channel that is showing parade in all of its glory, where I can actually hear them?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (Ivjge)
==============

I switched from them to C-SPAN. No blabblering

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (bpfzP)

377 I think hats with veils and possibly fascinators like the royals wear might be in the offing. That coat and high necked dress is breathtaking and classy. And i know from judgy society lady attire..

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (+ZO6t)

378 First time I've in my life that I've switched from FBN to C-Span.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Enq6K)

379 Pete Rose's analysis was the best part about watching the World Series this year.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)

380 how hard can Pete Rose whack a protester's head?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
------------

Bat, barbed wire. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Guy who dated Simone Griffeth at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (NBHj5)

381 312 Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM

You assume panties are being worn at all.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 04:11 PM (S2VsH

She does look like a woman thinking about baseball. She has to be concerned about spontaneous splooshing.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (buBai)

382 We are still waiting for a Supreme Court nominee?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (yx0Ld)

383 >>You continually impress and terrify me.


Sure.

The hotshots in the Advertising Department get all the love.

Those of us in the trenches, doing the yeoman's work developing the shit slinging technologies get none.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (tdv0F)

384
Pelosi getting booed.

If we don't acknowledge it, it never happened!

Posted by: Fake News at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (mZGNr)

385
Pete Rose is a prisoner of the MLB commish

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:17 PM (yx0Ld)

As he should be.

He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.

His lifetime ban is appropriate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rF0hx)

386 Trump should've wore a top hat. Like the Monopoly Guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 04:16 PM (qJhUV)



Or like this?


https://tinyurl.com/oexw3ya

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (GUBah)

387 225 Shit,why not a fly over from Nazi flying saucers from their base in Antarctica.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 04:09 PM (r/0kC)

Well, now that you mentioned it:

CNN is reporting that the fly over of F-16s for the parade were in a formation resembling a swastika and were piloted by aliens from bases in Antarctica after refueling at the "Hunting Hitler" fuhrer bunker in Brazil that was staffed by zombies from Oak Island.

Is is also rumored that Russian Bigfoots may also be flying one or two of the planes.

This proving that President Trump is a nazi alien zombie russian bigfoot who lives on Oak Island.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (5VlCp)

388 "And Greg,' Sanjay continued, 'as to the cognitive dissonance, with respect, this is an example of how 'thinking like a lawyer' can get you into terrible trouble. People are endowed with reason, but it rarely rules their minds. They have access to logic, but they use it sparingly. One of the most remarkable things about the human brain is its ability to embrace contradictions.'

'Also, Trump is Jewish-affiliated Hitler and for limited government tyranny'


I may have added a sentence.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (eXSOZ)

389 The kid doesn't seem happy.
Posted by: Skip

Only time will tell, of course, but my personal fantasy is that he's fine, just a sullen, tough punk of a wannabe juvenile delinquent, like you and I were. Like his father was.

Speaking for myself, my middle name is not "Von." He's got that on me.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (H5rtT)

390
As he should be.

He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.

His lifetime ban is appropriate.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rF0hx)

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Dildo breath!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (pUDQf)

391 That cop they just showed on FBN was not fucking around with those protesters.

Good for him.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (qgUJH)

392 Can Trump pardon Pete Rose?

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:15 PM (7HtZB)


Tom Brady first. Then Pete.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (TOk1P)

393 Pete Rose's analysis was the best part about watching the World Series this year.


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
================

No. No, there were way better parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (bpfzP)

394 French muslims are now joining the protests.

Carbbq

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (W6Ch1)

395 I have on Fox news, no protestors being show, F them.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (yx0Ld)

396 >>Pelosi getting booed.


Aw, not so tough without your big gavel?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (NOIQH)

397 "Several protesters are defecating in their own hands, throwing it at police."

Why don't they poop in EACH OTHERS' hands?



Posted by: Mr. Peebles
****

Nothing says I love you like...

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (+aCe4)

398 when they're done flinging poo maybe they should pick the fleas off each other.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (HgMAr)

399 No. No, there were way better parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (bpfzP)
--------

Yeah. And not his wardrobe.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (sBOL1)

400 Pretty sure the Secret Service keeps the Uzis in briefcases, not under their coats, if my memory of docs about the shooting of Reagan are correct.

Posted by: radar


Things change. When Reagan was shot yeah one agent had an Uzi on a leather shoulder sling that came out right away.

For a while they had MP5s in briefcases.

The CAT team boys (Crisis Action Team) are tacced up like nobody's business. But they aren't concealed. Except by the Suburban.

One trip I was on the CAT guys basic load was 2 P226s and a CAR-15 (back when that was a thing - it was special) and a plethora of grenades - smoke, CS, flashbangs.




Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:20 PM (tewYv)

401 and Slayer wants to dual wield.

Pretty sure that's in the DO NOT list of the smoke-jumpers manual.

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (8J/Te)

402 "As he should be.
He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.
His lifetime ban is appropriate.
"
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rF0hx)

^This^ He imprisoned his idiot self.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (6gk0M)

403 Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (+ZO6t)
I don't know fashion like that from experience. Dress up around here for men is new wranglers with dress boots and a sport coat. No tie.
This attire is for funerals and weddings only.
Also the guys wear their Sunday cowboy hats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (IgBFP)

404 Pelosi getting booed.

If we don't acknowledge it, it never happened!
Posted by: Fake News
-------------

Why, it's the Tea Party gathering all over again. Oh, the horror...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (NBHj5)

405 I'm sick of all these useless congressmen stealing attention away from the Trumps. Shut up about them already. Everyone hates them

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (Rsi2C)

406 That smirk on Pelosi's face when she walked up to the capital with that fucking oversized gavel...grrr...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (pUDQf)

407 Can't the French Muslims protest in their own darn country?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (tOcW/)

408 Pete Rose's analysis was the best part about watching the World Series this year.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
------

He gave no fucks, that's for sure.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (qgUJH)

409 >>As he should be.

He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.

His lifetime ban is appropriate.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rF0hx)



This. There needs to be a bronze statue of him, sitting on a bench and staring across the street at Cooperstown.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (tdv0F)

410 Is is also rumored that Russian Bigfoots may also be flying one or two of the planes.

This proving that President Trump is a nazi alien zombie russian bigfoot who lives on Oak Island.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (5VlCp)


Russian bigfoots (bigfeet?)

Doing the work American bigfoots (bigfeet?) just won't do.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (s5o+q)

411
I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM
~~~~~

I believe they played last night at the concert. Should be on YouTube.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (HiDrR)

412 So am I the only one who is going to make that "NOOOOOOO!" their new ringtone?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

413 Some of the agents carry Glock 18's

Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (6LwXe)

414 Where is the Shriners drill team on the tiny motorbikes?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (FtrY1)

415 People are complaining about Barron's and Melania's behavior?
Good grief. What are they supposed to do, tap-dance and sing?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (Nox3c)

416 Given all the shit stains currently ruining professional sports, I'll take Pete and his gambling any day of the week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (pUDQf)

417 I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM
~~~~~

I believe they played last night at the concert. Should be on YouTube.


Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (HiDrR)

I think Fen means the Talladega band...which is in the parada today.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (Enq6K)

418 Obama - daughters
Trump - 3 sons (and daughters)

I'm sure there is deeper meaning in this.


Sure. Can't transmit any traits you don't actually have - no real nuts, no nuts. The inheritive properties of testes and their phenotypical heritance traits, bitch.

Posted by: Gregor Fucking Mendel, drunk at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (eXSOZ)

419 Well I don't see any plate-spinners yet. They could have used us, grammie.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (sBOL1)

420 --
He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.

His lifetime ban is appropriate.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM
-----------------

If he bet against his own team, fine. But, I think all players should be REQUIRED to bet a substantial amount on their own team to win each game. Make it more exciting.

Posted by: Barb B. at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (pMGkg)

421 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (GwIKd)

422 Lester Holt reminding us how the protests have been mostly peaceful...


...while watching a limo burn.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (ty7RM)

423 One trip I was on the CAT guys basic load was 2 P226s and a CAR-15 (back when that was a thing - it was special) and a plethora of grenades - smoke, CS, flashbangs.
Posted by: blaster
---------

As a back-up, carrot-laced chili for breakfast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (NBHj5)

424 People are complaining about Barron's and Melania's behavior? Good grief. What are they supposed to do, tap-dance and sing?

***************

Well... i wouldnt mind a little pole dancing from Melania.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (pCUr3)

425 I guess i missed the African American college band from MS, was it?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 03:48 PM
=======================================


I heard they got tens of thousands of dollars donated for their trip to Washington.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)

426 All References to 'Climate Change' Deleted From White House Website at Noon Today
A climate of change! Perhaps the most stark contrast between the Obama administration and the Trump administration is on "global warming". The climate differences were visible today as the White House website was scrubbed of all references to "climate change" at exactly noon today just as President Donald Trump was sworn in.


http://www.climatedepot.com/2017/01/20/all-references-to-
climate-change-deleted-from-white-house-website-at-noon-today/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (R+30W)

427 410 Is is also rumored that Russian Bigfoots may also be flying one or two of the planes.

This proving that President Trump is a nazi alien zombie russian bigfoot who lives on Oak Island.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (5VlCp)

Russian bigfoots (bigfeet?)

Doing the work American bigfoots (bigfeet?) just won't do.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (s5o+q)

Work? that's Abonimable, so not Yeti...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (qf6WZ)

428 The rioters should just strip naked and start having sex with each other. Another South Park Prophecy would be fulfilled.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (buBai)

429 Oh, they're coming out again

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (bpfzP)

430 I'm tempted to make a First Family fan page. I'm squeeing so much over them

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (Om16U)

431 black liberal yapping about the speech. he needed to define "make America great again." Fowler, I think, wears pajama boy glasses. oops, I denounce myself

oh, Trump is walking, wonder where he is

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (b7fwp)

432 We haven't actually seen the parade itself yet . . . just the cameras leading the President's limosine to the White House viewing stand.

The parade is still to come, following behind, I think.

He's out again.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (s5o+q)

433 I heard they got tens of thousands of dollars donated for their trip to Washington.


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)

Over $660K

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (Enq6K)

434 I heard they got tens of thousands of dollars donated for their trip to Washington.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)


As I heard it, they were trying to raise 75k, they got $620k.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (tewYv)

435 God protect them

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (VLde7)

436 You can just SEE the Secret Service agents tense up when the Trumps exit the car.

It must be nerve-wracking.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (qgUJH)

437 That kid is only ten years old? Holy moly.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (bpfzP)

438 I fear there is something off with Baron. His walk is a little goofy and he never smiles?


Big as shit for a 10 year old

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (OppSU)

439 You know, the Shriners would be awesome right about now

++++

All of the Ringling Bros. elephants having an awesome time

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (KoTJX)

440 I switched from them to C-SPAN. No blabblering
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (bpfzP)

Thanks grammie, too. Found it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (Ivjge)

441
Nice to have an elegant First Lady and family.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (ODxAs)

442 Well... i wouldnt mind a little pole dancing from Melania.

You want Melania.

You'd settle for Marie Harf.

You'll get Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (TppKb)

443 Work? that's Abonimable, so not Yeti...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:24 PM (qf6WZ)


(Nods, gravely and seriously)

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (s5o+q)

444 Out of limo again.

mmmMelania.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

445 OMG, the kids are all so stinkin adorable.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (kqtMD)

446 The grandkids must be wondering what the heck is going on.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (CQny9)

447 The bomb failed to go off?! Bill Ayers f*cked it up again. I told him he should hire a consultant.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (PjWy4)

448 Barron has Donald's face and Melania's smile.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (Om16U)

449 Oh dear...her heels must be at least 6"!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (Enq6K)

450 Rioter #1 - "Hey dude, we should, like, you know, throw something."

Rioter #2 - "Yeah, totally. Did you bring any rocks?"

Rioter #1 - "No. How about you?"

Rioter #2 - "No. Hey, we could make snowballs and throw them."

Rioter #1 - "Great idea! No, wait, all the snow melted. Any other ideas?"

Rioter #2 - "Well, I guess we could, you know, crap in our hands and throw that."

Rioter #1 - "What do you mean, 'we', paleface?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (wPiJc)

451 437 That kid is only ten years old? Holy moly.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (bpfzP)

and is there thinking...

Dang... rather be playing Nintendo...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (qf6WZ)

452 It's the whole family now. This is wonderful. I'm so happy.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (bpfzP)

453 well that was a short walk.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (b7fwp)

454 Aww, here's the older kids and the gkids.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (Om16U)

455 412 So am I the only one who is going to make that "NOOOOOOO!" their new ringtone?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 04:22 PM (oZ6kz

Already wrote it down on a post-it.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (buBai)

456 271 "I told Jeeny that she was a liar. It can't be! It's too sickening! Grandpa is it true? Did you and grandma poop in each others hands back in 2017?"

"Yes, Timmy. We did.".......

And then they heard there was going to be an inauguration.

Posted by: Donald! 2020 at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (Ndje9)

457 If we're being serious about this, the Baseball Hall of Fame is not controlled by MLB. It's a private enterprise.

One of their rules is that anyone on the Commissioners permanent ban list is not eligible for inclusion in the Hall.

So... technically, the HoF hasn't banned him, nor has MLB, but IF... and that's a big IF, either of them change their OWN rules, the other is likely to follow.

I could see some future decision being made by the Hall, without MLB having to take Pete off the permanent ban list.

I would be alright with that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (TOk1P)

458 I heard they got tens of thousands of dollars donated for their trip to Washington.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:23 PM (bpfzP)

As I heard it, they were trying to raise 75k, they got $620k.
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (tewYv)



Yep: https://tinyurl.com/hvhkojn

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (GUBah)

459 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (pUDQf)
She did that on purpose. Don't the congressmen have an underground train to the capitol like on the senate side?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (IgBFP)

460 I just love this pic of the Trumps because it is so OVER THE TOP.

http://alturl.com/byib5


Just needs a tiny little giraffe.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (tewYv)

461 Yes; I mean the Talledega Marching Band

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (tOcW/)

462 Jeebus, listening to the Fox coverage.


More 12-yr old level analysis of Trump's speech.


OMG! Allies are worried! Unlike, you know, the last 8 years ...... when the US, for the first time since WWII*, pulled the plug on allies in vital spots, abandoned strategic ground purchased with our own blood (and that of real allies)?


*(Vietnam left out, to add impact to my assertion)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

463 As he should be.

BS. Rose got screwed over nothing.

He gambled on baseball, and probably for and against his team.

So what? Baseball exists because of gambling. And if he bet on his team then big whoop - that's what bonuses in contracts are, basically. No one ever alleged that he bet against his team. You're just making that one up.

His lifetime ban is appropriate.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rF0hx)


Hardly. It's a sick joke. He shouldn't have gotten any sanctions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (zc3Db)

464 The wife just called to tell my idiot brother in law is coming over. My reaction? In my best gender neutral primal scream...Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! She was like? Wut? I said I'll show you later babe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (FRQMa)

465
Funny how all these Fake News people forgot how many times obama said he "inherited a big mess" from George Bush and I'm 95% certain he alluded to the "big mess" he "inherited" from Bush during his inaugural address but in different terms.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (mZGNr)

466 342 I hate the media. Surfing 4 channels and they can't get more than 2 sentences out without spouting horseshit. Back to laundry.
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2017 04:13 PM (8J/Te)

C-SPAN.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 04:14 PM (s5o+q)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (3jGss)

467 waht a nightmare for the secret service, the whole family, kids and grandkids , to protect

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (c6/9Q)

468 I have to admit, the Stuka flyover was bad optics.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (B6OKy)

469 CaliGirl, there are underground trams from both the Senate and House office bldgs. to the Capitol.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

470 438 I fear there is something off with Baron. His walk is a little goofy and he never smiles?


Big as shit for a 10 year old


Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (OppSU)



He smiles. Also his parents are both tall, so its not a shock that he is.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (cAnNx)

471 "President Trump will refocus the EPA on its essential mission of protecting our air and water."

https://www.whitehouse.gov/america-first-energy

The reference to AGW there is not exactly subtle.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (OVUYQ)

472 re 442:
You want Melania.



You'd settle for Marie Harf.



You'll get Valerie Jarrett.


try penicillin

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (b7fwp)

473 I fear there is something off with Baron. His walk is a little goofy and he never smiles?


Big as shit for a 10 year old
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (OppSU)




I believe, given his age, this is what is considered "the awkward stage".

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (GUBah)

474

A 6 ft 10 year old will be gawky

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (VLde7)

475 As I heard it, they were trying to raise 75k, they got $620k.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM (tewYv)
============================

That's just incredible. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (bpfzP)

476
OMG! Allies are worried! Unlike, you know, the last 8 years ...... when the US, for the first time since WWII*, pulled the plug on allies in vital spots, abandoned strategic ground purchased with our own blood (and that of real allies)?


*(Vietnam left out, to add impact to my assertion)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

The Iraqi people say hello.

Also: Red lines across Syria.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (8hICw)

477
Good Lord, NBC are such tools: "he must be discouraged by the small crowd"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (ODxAs)

478 gewa76, LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

479 there nothing wrong with Barron

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (c6/9Q)

480 I fear there is something off with Baron.

He's ill.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (ty7RM)

481
The Fake News also forgets when rahm emmanuel made the thumb-to-nose hand wave gesture to the Bushes after obama was sworn in.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (mZGNr)

482 We're arguing Pete Rose again? Well why not, we finally have a real President again.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (SjImc)

483 Was Trump driving this in the inaugural parade ? Because if he was not - he should have been!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CnfA9rC9OS8/T6hbLeyz7BI/ AAAAAAAAAYM/HGNCz3NNmr0/s1600/i071968.jpg

remove space

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (Fb9aZ)

484 "Dang... rather be playing Nintendo...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:26 PM (qf6WZ) "

I was gonna joke above, of course Barron is salty - he had to turn off Pokémon Sun for this.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)

485 We'll all miss the willowy grace of Barack, and the machismo swagger of Michelle.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (BQ5O8)

486 When a kid is super tall, sometimes people expect social skills of a more mature child, beyond their years

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (VLde7)

487 *Oh I love a parade*

I love hate parades, actually.

Yuge, luxurious hate parades filled with my laughter and the tears of my enemies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (4ErVI)

488 375 no one cares about the Sup Ct justices.
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:18 PM (b7fwp)

???

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (3jGss)

489 That's just incredible. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (bpfzP)


I think it was O'Reilly that was their big boost on that.

Fox News viewers yugely generous to African American band.

Not the narrative.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (tewYv)

490 Baron is ONLY 10 years old...don't be fooled by his size.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (SjImc)

491 Barron was smiling earlier when he was playing peekaboo with Ivanka's baby. So not so much a sullen kid just probably nervous and bored with parts of this function.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (W6Ch1)

492 NBC - holding out hope that TRump will tell them it is all a gimmick...nutters

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (c6/9Q)

493 If you would have told me Two years ago we would have President Trump I would have said you are full of shit. Now I hope and pray that he will be a great president and I pray that his agenda survives. God bless president Trump his family and his administration.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (hMqvx)

494 I saw Pete Rose play live many times when he was on the Phillies, loved him as a player. But what he did put a black mark on the game that cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (yx0Ld)

495 I fear there is something off with Baron. His walk is a little goofy and he never smiles?
Big as shit for a 10 year old


Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:25 PM
~~~~~

He is only 10. Trying to look cool yet still wave and behave like his folks warned him! He is tall--dad's 6'4" and mom's 6'0" so there ya go.

Also, saw him playing with his little niece earlier in the day. Smiling away and playing peek-a-boo with her. I doubt he knew the cameras were on him then. It was really adorable.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (HiDrR)

496 245 Question for the Ettes: Is it safe to assume that Melania had to change panties after holding the Bibles during the swearing in of her husband?
Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (buBai)

---

Sorry.

Wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (CRotO)

497 Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

Allies should be worried...

We can't pay our Blood and Treasure to defend them, when THEY won't pony up.

We have been taken advantage of since the end of the Cold War.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (qf6WZ)

498 491 Barron was smiling earlier when he was playing peekaboo with Ivanka's baby. So not so much a sullen kid just probably nervous and bored with parts of this function.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (W6Ch1)

Yeah. Sit here, don't move. Walk here. Stand. Don't move. Don't slouch. Yes, you'll be doing this ALL DAY.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (8hICw)

499 A 6 ft 10 year old will be gawky

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:28 PM (VLde7)

He's like a Great Dane puppy.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (Om16U)

500
I thought he played for the Reds?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (mZGNr)

501
with Johnny Bench...?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (mZGNr)

502 Doubly Symmetric, yes, yes. I was trying to avoid my usual overly wordy summation.


I'll stop commenting on the idiocy and ignorance of the "press". It's breath-taking.


That such ignorance and stupidity can be, apparently, the norm, helps explain the cretinization of the electorate. My guarded pessimism remains intact. The "guarded" part is definitely enhanced by Trump's continuing failure to fail - that is, to Beltway-ize himself or his rhetoric.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (QDnY+)

503 I can't see. How high are her heels?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)

I'd like to measure them with her still wearing them.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (B11vO)

504
Melania not wearing pamties today. Lines

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (VLde7)

505 Loved the signing thing earlier today when the grandkid could be heard saying " I wanna gooo hooome nooow.."
Just like the real world.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (BQ5O8)

506 their tears...so sweet.

All this winning. Even the xenophile homophile anti-american horrible liberal protesters with their horrible signs make me happy.

You will bow to kek.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (QkS7+)

507 Barron seems introverted to me. I remember behaving the same way as a kid (you know like how I do now at social functions).

Hated groups, hated social functions, hatred crowds, and hated people. Dogs are cool though.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (pCUr3)

508 Again with the walking, I hope they'll be ok.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (bpfzP)

509 Question for the keep Rose out crowd:

If Bonds and Clemens make the hall, would that change your opinion?

Just curious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (WuRdh)

510 Melania not wearing pamties today. Lines

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (VLde7)


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (tewYv)

511 speaking of barron, that boy grew what... a foot since election night?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (QkS7+)

512 Barron thinking: "This ain't so bad. Bet I score some chicks out of this deal."

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (HgMAr)

513 ABC keeps talking about Trump having only three (inaugural) balls, but they forget to say 'inaugural.'

SO it sounds AWESOME.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

514 We have been taken advantage of extremely generous since the end of the Cold War.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (qf6WZ)

A more charitable read of our actions.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (8hICw)

515 Donald and Melania and Barron look like they're having fun!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (3jGss)

516 I do hope not having to bitch about politics (maybe if things don't move fast enough) we can do other thread discussions

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (yx0Ld)

517

Barron is fine

Melania isnt wearing panties

Trump is POTUS

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (VLde7)

518 Jeesuz, even we didn't shit in our own hands. Fuckin dipshits...

Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (qJhUV)

519 Barron is quite the princeling. What a beautiful child with an otherworldly look.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (CQny9)

520 He played for the Reds, Expos and Phillies - most of his career with the Reds, but he was on the Phillies WS winning team in 1980.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (oZ6kz)

521 I just notices Ivanka has herself and her oldest kids in red white and blue

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (kqtMD)

522 I saw where Barron Trump is 5'8"

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (GwIKd)

523

I can't wait for the V-1's loaded with black babies to be launched into the sun...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (+DAtP)

524 huh, how about that, Barron smiled

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (QkS7+)

525 "If Bonds and Clemens make the hall, would that change your opinion?
Just curious.
"
-Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (WuRdh)

It doesn't change my opinion, it only changes the metrics.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (6gk0M)

526 Melania looks much more relaxed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (kqtMD)

527 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (SjImc)
Thank you, he'd probably rather be hanging out with his buddies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (IgBFP)

528 502
Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (QDnY+)

Wasn't criticizing your post. Just mentioning some facts that the media "accidentally" forgot.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (8hICw)

529 By the time Barron is 12 he will figure girls come along with the job.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (yx0Ld)

530 Her dress is riding up on her just a little bit

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (bpfzP)

531 512
Barron thinking: "This ain't so bad. Bet I score some chicks out of this deal."

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (HgMAr)

At TEN? Nah, but he IS a Trump so maybe

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (OppSU)

532 I saw Pete Rose play live many times when he was on the Phillies, loved him as a player. But what he did put a black mark on the game that cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (yx0Ld)


Gambling is not unlike other addictions. It works in very much the same way, mentally, and therefore it's probably worth discussing where the line is between treatment and punishment.

That being said, one of the things gambling does, when it comes to sports, is essentially corrupt everything about the games, when it is allowed in.

I think sports are taking a giant risk just by encouraging fantasy sports.

So I'm not going to cast stones at Pete for his gambling problem. However, he needs to understand, if he doesn't already, that even if his behavior was NOT destructive to the game, it certainly could have been. Frankly, I'm not sure he's ever come to terms with that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (TOk1P)

533 Question for the keep Rose out crowd:

If Bonds and Clemens make the hall, would that change your opinion?

Yes- I don't want Bonds and Clemens in the HOF more than I don't want Rose in. If those 2 get in then fuck it, let anyone in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (SjImc)

534 How many points for women? How many for men? How many for... like, all the other new made up genders?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 03:46 PM (qgUJH)

Triple points for every Xe and Xhe he runs over.

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (27k1O)

535 re 488: someone was announcing who was going by at some point in tht e route. After Trump, they booed Pelosi, no one else got much of any reaction

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (b7fwp)

536 Isn't Barron 10? I hope he's not thinking of scoring chicks at age 10/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (tOcW/)

537 Just to top off the day Mr. Trump should hop on a bicycle, pedal around while juggling three umbrellas and then shoot some skeet with his right hand and sink 20 straight free throws with his left hand.

That would be cool.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (wPiJc)

538 Hilary up 12% in OH - looks like a short night, folks.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (7HtZB)

539 Did Trump bring his undo pen and undo phone?





??

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (GwIKd)

540 510 Melania not wearing pamties today. Lines


You know the rules around here I presume? Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (FRQMa)

541 The kid is just fine.... Just doin what any 10 year old kid would do.....

Posted by: E.T. at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (9n0dl)

542 Just saw some panty lines on Melania when she turned, sorry.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (OppSU)

543 don't know fashion like that from experience. Dress up around here for men is new wranglers with dress boots and a sport coat. No tie.
This attire is for funerals and weddings only.
Also the guys wear their Sunday cowboy hats.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (IgBFP)


Thats my world now too. But I ran like hell from another life and i know just why Barron looks so uncomfortable and unhappy. I once was a sick kid forced to dress up and be seen, though for much less important people and it SUCKED. In a way no showhorse can make up for. But my grandmothers dressed up like Melania has and I'm so relied shes going with the clean xlassic lines and timeless style. It will win over people and make the old ladies forget the nudies she did.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (+ZO6t)

544 Melania just smoothed her dress.
With those gloves.
I saw it, I did.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (HgMAr)

545 well, Trump has been president for almost five hours and I still don't have a new job. I want a recount.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (b7fwp)

546 Probably going to call my dad, but I have to make sure Rush's program is over.

He's probably referring to Obama as a "jackass" and my mom has probably mentioned about eleventeen times that she "likes Pence"...

My girlfriend is a super-proggie feminist womyn type... We're going to a movie tonight because it'll be easier to keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (WV40F)

547
Tug McGraw played for the phillies...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mZGNr)

548 PEDs and Gambling as a Player and / or Manager are completely different things.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (tdv0F)

549

why are we talking about baseball??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mZGNr)

550

This is a good day. We lived to see it

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (VLde7)

551 noticed that. Gregory even wondered what the "protestors" were even there for.



$8.50/hr.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

According to Craigslist ads, they are getting $18 per hour... I assume the premium is for anticipated assholery that will get them (did get them) maced.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (rAIG/)

552 For the record I believe if Rose had come clean about hid gambling he would be in the HOF today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (SjImc)

553 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)

554 I saw where Barron Trump is 5'8"

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 04:33 PM (GwIKd)
====================

Good grief. My 7 year old granddaughter isn't tall enough to go on the good rides at Six Flags.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (bpfzP)

555 Melania not wearing pamties today. Lines

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (VLde7)

Thong. Definitely

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (27k1O)

556 I think there are going to be some secret service staff who are going to have fun for the next four years -especially with little kids running around.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (jxbfJ)

557 This is a good day. We lived to see it
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (VLde7)

---

Not all of us...

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (CRotO)

558 why are we talking about baseball??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mZGNr)

Because America.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (8hICw)

559 with Johnny Bench...?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (mZGNr)


And Johnny was (maybe still is) one of Pete's biggest critics regarding his gambling.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (TOk1P)

560 Isn't Barron 10? I hope he's not thinking of scoring chicks at age 10/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (tOcW/)
.........

My grandson is 10. Last summer he asked his Mom how to ask a girl out and what to say to her.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

561 why are we talking about baseball??

Especially when the topic of Melania and panties came up.

Posted by: Bosk at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (n2K+4)

562 Anyone seen the videos of Ivanka's daughter Arabella speaking Mandarin? Too cute.

The comments on the YouTube vids from native Mandarin speakers say she's very good.

They learn 'em early in that family.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (ul9CR)

563 Rose has lied so many times about his gambling that I doubt even he knows the truth, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (tdv0F)

564 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.

I saw that. They probably weigh as much as my car.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (qJhUV)

565 Is Kennedy! wearing one of Bob Newharts old Xmas sweaters?

Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (6LwXe)

566 553 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)

Go watch "Clear and Present Danger" - the scene in Columbia with the cars in the alley.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (8hICw)

567 I saw Pete Rose play live many times when he was on the Phillies, loved him as a player. But what he did put a black mark on the game that cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:30 PM (yx0Ld)


A black mark? Because he gambled? Puh-leeease.

Rose never gave less than 110% when he played. No one ever even accused him of trying to throw games or shave points of anything of the sort. He did nothing wrong. Baseball just has crazy notions of things. Rose gambled. Big friggin deal.

Baseball likes to pretend that it would exist without gambling on it, but it wouldn't. That's why baseball went after Rose like he cheated or something - which he didn't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (zc3Db)

568 My grandson is 10. Last summer he asked his Mom how to ask a girl out and what to say to her.
Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

Baron just has to flash his American Express Black Card

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (SjImc)

569 why are we talking about baseball??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mZGNr)


Because there ain't much to say about apple pie.

And I hate Chevrolet.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (TOk1P)

570 514 We have been taken advantage of extremely generous since the end of the Cold War.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (qf6WZ)

A more charitable read of our actions.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:32 PM (8hICw)

EU has 3 times the Russian Population....

and 12 Times their GDP...

Yet they need US to defend THEIR Land?

Sorry... we are being taken advantage of.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)

571 Melania isnt wearing panties

Garter belt. I'm absolutely positive.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (ty7RM)

572 5 Melania not wearing pamties today. Lines

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:31 PM (VLde7)

Thong. Definitely
Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (27k1O)


---------------

I imagine the whole family is wearing Kevlar underwear today.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Fmupd)

573 I still want to know which words were the divisive ones in the speech.

Is it divisive to say "secure our border?" Because by securing it, we keep out those who wish to illegally sneak in?

Is it divisive to say anything about drugs and gangs? Because, hey, if you want to be a drug gangsta you are welcome to it and who can say no?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (U6f54)

574 why are we talking about baseball??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM

Because I hate to say the Steelers have no shot this week.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (yx0Ld)

575 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)




They're heavy AF, and a unsettling to open and close until you get used to the weight. At least that was the case on the Suburban I had in Iraq. LIMO 1's doors are almost certainly heavier-duty than what I had.

Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (GUBah)

576 Meghan McCain on FoxNews?

Nice rack.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (tewYv)

577 What's the hold up?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (Ivjge)

578
I think hats with veils and possibly fascinators like the royals wear
might be in the offing. That coat and high necked dress is breathtaking
and classy. And i know from judgy society lady attire..


It would be nice if Melania's "cause" was simply to encourage young women that it's ok to dress nicely and behave like a lady in certain occasions. That seems to have been lost at some point in the past twenty years. Heck, it can even be a powerful tool to accomplish your goals.

Feminism has convinced too many girls that they have to be dirty and crude or else they're selling out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (fKWf6)

579 Baron seems awkward, like he had a growth spurt that he hasn't caught up with yet.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (VtLx6)

580 560 Isn't Barron 10? I hope he's not thinking of scoring chicks at age 10/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (tOcW/)
.........

My grandson is 10. Last summer he asked his Mom how to ask a girl out and what to say to her.
Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

I went to dinner with my cousin & her kids & her 7 yo son was hitting on the waitress, asking her what time she got off work, lol.

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

581 EU has 3 times the Russian Population....

and 12 Times their GDP...

Yet they need US to defend THEIR Land?

Sorry... we are being taken advantage of.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)

You're only being taken advantage of if you don't realize it's happening.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (8hICw)

582 Why are they stopped? Oh - more walking!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (bpfzP)

583 I imagine the whole family is wearing Kevlar underwear today.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Fmupd)
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That would explain why Barron's suit looks so ill-fitted.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (qgUJH)

584 This. There needs to be a bronze statue of him, sitting on a bench and staring across the street at Cooperstown.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:21 PM (tdv0F)

Brilliant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (8iiMU)

585 Oh

Really sorry SMFH. Its sort of a riff on a Jewish prayer, thank you for letting me live to see this day

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (VLde7)

586 Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (+ZO6t)
Melania is so lovely.
My version of dressing up is nothing like the south or East coast. It's California casual.
Sundress and a denim jacket and cute heels.
Even our bankers wear cowboy boots and hats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (IgBFP)

587 Seawolf -

Nah, they're excluded for different reasons. Cheating isn't a deal breaker for the Hall - just look at Whitey Ford and Gaylord Perry. Rose is on the permanently ineligible list, and he signed his own lifetime ban.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)

588 My grandson is 10. Last summer he asked his Mom how to ask a girl out and what to say to her.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

Hope she gave him a condom.

Posted by: SJW at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (OppSU)

589 I feel very comfortable with Mike Pence in there.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (bpfzP)

590 For the love of CHEESE, GET HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE ALREADY SO HE CAN SIGN THOSE EOs!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (pCUr3)

591 It just feels too calm and understated. They talked a VERY BIG GAME the past few months. Now, nothing?

I think O'Keefe potentially did more damage to their very big game than they wanted to let on. Note that because of his videos none of them made it inside the Deploraball, for instance.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (3J/LN)

592 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)


Front glass is very thick and distorting. Drivers have to be switched out regularly so their eyes don't get messed up.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (tewYv)

593 >>Baseball likes to pretend that it would exist without gambling on it


Yeah, this is nonsense.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (tdv0F)

594 Hilary up 12% in OH - looks like a short night, folks.

THREADWINNER

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (wtvvX)

595 566 553 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)


I think bomb blasts are probably way worse.

They do look rated for kingdom come, whatever that may be.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (yL25O)

596 Oh shit, don't apologize, ThunderB.

Pretty sure a lot of folks are smiling down at us.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (CRotO)

597

Those matching gloves


To die for

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (VLde7)

598 EU has 3 times the Russian Population....

and 12 Times their GDP...

Yet they need US to defend THEIR Land?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)


Because Eurotrash can't be trusted with weapons.

Let us not forget this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)

599 589 I feel very comfortable with Mike Pence in there.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (bpfzP)

++

I do too. He seems like a real stable individual.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Ivjge)

600 563 Rose has lied so many times about his gambling that I doubt even he knows the truth, anymore.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (tdv0F)


--------------


I met him in Vegas once. He seemed like a nice guy. Liked to laugh..

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Fmupd)

601 That would explain why Barron's suit looks so ill-fitted.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM


He's got an overcoat on.


Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (HiDrR)

602 --
why are we talking about baseball??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM
------------

Because, take all the schadenboners, mix in Melania and Ivanka, and you've got chaos. Messy, messy chaos.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (pMGkg)

603 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (qgUJH)

I'd say it has more to do with the act that he probably grows an inch every couple months and they allow for that in the tailoring.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (kqtMD)

604 It would be nice if Melania's "cause" was simply to encourage young women that it's ok to dress nicely and behave like a lady in certain occasions.

The newsies would run her nekkid pics EVERY DAY.

According to the WH website her cause will be teen cyberbullying.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (tewYv)

605 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qgUJH)

Yes they are thick but there are several weak spot we've identified and highlighted here in this illustration.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (FRQMa)

606 Did Rick Wilson forget about his oppo dump on Trump?

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (aOqpx)

607 This parade is pretty cool, but this is a Trump parade.

We need some nuclear missiles in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (4ErVI)

608 Is it divisive to say anything about drugs and gangs? Because, hey, if you want to be a drug gangsta you are welcome to it and who can say no?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 04:38 PM (U6f54)

I loved that he focused on that. It gets swept under the rug, something nice people don't talk about, and people die because of that.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (3jGss)

609 Man, they showed the thickness of those limo doors. They must be rated up to like, RPG attacks.

**************

Or Hillary trying to claw her way in.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (pCUr3)

610 Juan Williams is explaining why people are afraid of Trump's presidency. Is this FOX or CNN for god's sake!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (3aBcq)

611 EU has 3 times the Russian Population....

and 12 Times their GDP...

Yet they need US to defend THEIR Land?

---

1/10th the number of men willing to fight

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (PqqkK)

612 Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (3J/LN)

Yep

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (kqtMD)

613 He's got an overcoat on.


Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (HiDrR)

I am aware. The suit looked a bit off. I could be imagining things. If he were my son in this situation, I'd want him armored up.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (qgUJH)

614 I fear there is something off with Baron.

He's ill.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 04:29 PM (ty7RM)




We've sent for Rasputin. He'll know what to do. Wait Ras-PUTIN!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (OE2ur)

615
The newsies would run her nekkid pics EVERY DAY.


Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (tewYv)


I fail to see how this is a problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (fKWf6)

616 607 This parade is pretty cool, but this is a Trump parade.

We need some nuclear missiles in it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (4ErVI)

LOL! I'd love that.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Ivjge)

617 I would doubt very seriously that any of the Trumps are wearing vests.


Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (OppSU)

618 So does Pence have 4 kids?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (SjImc)

619 Karen Pence looks nice.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Om16U)

620 Did Rick Wilson forget about his oppo dump on Trump?

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (aOqpx)


Why - is Wilson complaining he's blacklisted from an administration job or something?

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (tewYv)

621 There needs to be a bronze statue of him, sitting on a bench and staring across the street at Cooperstown

...while slipping some cash to his bookie

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (StZrq)

622 Parades going to be in the dark if they don't get going.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (OppSU)

623 Being pro-American is divisive to the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

624 We need some nuclear missiles in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (4ErVI)



LOL! I'd love that.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Ivjge)

Wait for May Day.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (jK8Z7)

625 1/10th the number of men willing to fight
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (PqqkK)

Then, as societies are Darwinian in nature as well...

Why should we put our survival at risk, by going into Existential Threat Debt, to pay for the defense of a society that will not, or can not, fight for itself?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (qf6WZ)

626 619 Karen Pence looks nice.

She seems like such a nice woman. I really like her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)

627 Parades going to be in the dark if they don't get going.
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (OppSU)

It is going

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (SjImc)

628 I would doubt very seriously that any of the Trumps are wearing vests.


Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (OppSU)
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I don't know that I'd trust the Secret Service that much. Though, they seem to be on their A game today.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (qgUJH)

629 Its Juan, resident Leftist at Fox

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (yx0Ld)

630 why are we talking about baseball??

Because some of us can't wait another 24 days for Spring Training.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (3C9q2)

631 600
563 Rose has lied so many times about his gambling that I doubt even he knows the truth, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:37 PM (tdv0F)

His son -Pete Rose Jr. - played for the Hickory (NC) Crawdads when I lived down there. Wouldn't come out for any autographs, avoided any and all of the fans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (jxbfJ)

632 Karen Pence looks nice.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Om16U)
======================

The farm belt specializes in nice

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (bpfzP)

633 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Om16U)

She does. Unlike our Empress, I htought Mrs P looked frumpy last night so I"m glad she has upper her game a little.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (kqtMD)

634 I just thought about being POTUS and having that extra worry about your kids being the targets that they are. It must be awful to bare.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (FRQMa)

635 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:43 PM (Om16U)
She seems very warm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (IgBFP)

636 580 560 Isn't Barron 10? I hope he's not thinking of scoring chicks at age 10/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (tOcW/)
.........

My grandson is 10. Last summer he asked his Mom how to ask a girl out and what to say to her.
Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:36 PM (HgMAr)

I went to dinner with my cousin & her kids & her 7 yo son was hitting on the waitress, asking her what time she got off work, lol.
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (7HtZB)


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I had my first date at seven. Both of us had to sneak out of our houses to go to the movies.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (Fmupd)

637 The Pences just scream Mid West stability

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (OppSU)

638 I shook Pence's hand at a rally once. He's like the neighbor you pray you get instead of the one you have now whose poodle constantly craps on your lawn.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (pCUr3)

639 It's about 5:00 EST. I have nowhere to go, dinner is made and I'm breaking out the red wine

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (tOcW/)

640 They breed them sturdy in the midwest. Chances are she could break you and you'd like it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (fKWf6)

641 I assume the younger women with Pence are his daughters? They seem to be having a good time.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (yx0Ld)

642 601 That would explain why Barron's suit looks so ill-fitted.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM


He's got an overcoat on.


Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 04:41 PM (HiDrR

It's the Kevlar vest.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (buBai)

643 Of course they're not wearing vests...three-piece suits are out of style.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (hqZPQ)

644 I don't know that I'd trust the Secret Service that much. Though, they seem to be on their A game today.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:44 PM (qgUJH)
===================

Maybe they're glad not to be used as waiters by the First Family.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:46 PM (bpfzP)

645 Those other daughters look ridiculous.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (kqtMD)

646 Who's the hottie in the boots next to Pence?

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (Fmupd)

647 Pence is really getting into it.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (3jGss)

648 I do not want to disengage from Europe or the Pacific, but I do want our "Allies" to step up more. Now some already do in ways not always seen. But, not only do they have to contribute more, they have to start supporting us in the UN and other international forums. Yeah that's right we defend you and you owe us some allegance and Loyalty you fucks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (SjImc)

649 Nice looking family.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (bpfzP)

650 I just thought about being POTUS and having that extra worry about your kids being the targets that they are. It must be awful to bare.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (FRQMa)


Being a billionaire, Trump's kids were always targets of that sort. I don't think it's any big change in that respect.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (zc3Db)

651 Juan Williams is explaining why people are afraid of Trump's presidency. Is this FOX or CNN for god's sake!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 04:42 PM (3aBcq)
...........

Quick. Somebody slap him in the back of the head with a 2x4 again.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

652 Mrs. Pence looks great. The Pences seem to be having a good time. It's probably fun to have a big role in this without having the pressure that the stars have on them.

As much as I enjoy the Trump ladies' fashion, it's nice to have a "normal," non-glamorous family in the mix too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (Nox3c)

653 Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (yql50)

654 I can tell I'm not going to get tired of the winning for looooong time.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (hKDRi)

655 645 Those other daughters look ridiculous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (kqtMD)

What?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (3jGss)

656 Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (yql50)
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Smarter, too.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (qgUJH)

657 Who's the hottie in the boots next to Pence?

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (Fmupd)
==================

I believe they are his daughters.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (bpfzP)

658 Okay so no wall yet and Obamacare hasn't been repealed yet . Next thing you're going to tell me is that Trump hasn't even started work on my flying car. Disappointing already.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (jGgVe)

659 647
Pence is really getting into it.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (3jGss)

I guess so, the Naval Observatory, his new home, is nicer than the WH

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (OppSU)

660
I have a feeling that the obama daughters are both incorrigible and it's been well-hidden from us.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (mZGNr)

661 653 Thats ok he's probably smarter too

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (yx0Ld)

662 I heard that Baron is 6'.....at 10

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (JNDQi)

663 As much as I enjoy the Trump ladies' fashion, it's nice to have a "normal," non-glamorous family in the mix too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (Nox3c)

Yes, and I'm just now realizing that.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (3jGss)

664 Baseball likes to pretend that it would exist without gambling on it
-----------------------------
Yeah, this is nonsense.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (tdv0F)

Agreed.

I think baseball is too cozy with the fantasy sports biz these days, but gambling has never had any real firm hold on baseball... or any of the major sports.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

665 >>Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman

>Smarter, too.


The protestors shitting in their hands are smarter than Krugman.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (tdv0F)

666 Stands are empty

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (OppSU)

667 Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (yql50)




I have a 3 year old nephew who is taller than Krugman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (OE2ur)

668 Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 04:48 PM (3jGss)

Ridiculous was too harsh. But they look.... I dunno,not so classy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (kqtMD)

669 "Quick. Somebody slap him in the back of the head with a 2x4 again."
-Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

I'm on it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (6gk0M)

670 Couldn't they make this trip to the reviewing stand any slower? Dear God but this is absurd.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (EW9tX)

671 I shook Pence's hand at a rally once. He's like the
neighbor you pray you get instead of the one you have now whose poodle
constantly craps on your lawn.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:45 PM (pCUr3)
=================


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (bpfzP)

672 GAINZ nood

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)

673 >> or any of the major sports.


Maybe the NBA for a bit, when it was smaller.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (tdv0F)

674 NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (6gk0M)

675

News agencies now reporting Mooch forgot her mom at the WH, a la home alone...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (+DAtP)

676 stands in front of WH pretty empty. wonder if that's due to weather or security checkpoint issues.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (yL25O)

677 >>Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman

>Smarter, too.


The protestors shitting in their hands are smarter than Krugman.



The turds in their hands are smarter than Krugman.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (QQ+il)

678 I'll have you know Paul Krugman wears the very biggest size of Garanimals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

679 I'll admit that I look forward to having a FLOTUS who will be stunning on her casual days and not simply presentable after hours of planning and prep.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (Halhc)

680 but gambling has never had any real firm hold on baseball... or any of the major sports.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

Hum not so sure about the other sports. I am sure there is some shinnanigans in Basketball and Football. Not to mention all the times I got screwed in Jai Lia!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (SjImc)

681 Isn't Barron 10? I hope he's not thinking of scoring chicks at age 10/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 04:34 PM (tOcW/)
.........

He pays. He does not ask.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (buBai)

682 594
Hilary up 12% in OH - looks like a short night, folks.

THREADWINNER


Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 04:40 PM (wtvvX)
________________________________________________
Heh. That never gets old

By the way loved in that Young Turks crybaby thing where,early evening pre-Trumpening, one host snarkily mentions how Hillary was up in Mississippi - or Missouri can't remember - which and Trump later ended up wining by 68%
hah. Love that.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (Fb9aZ)

683 Dear God but this is absurd.


Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (EW9tX)
====================

Grab a drink and enjoy the moment. We've been waiting a long time for this day. Some of us never thought we'd see it. So for me, no need to rush the party. I'm happy just to take it all in.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (bpfzP)

684 This is just so awesome, almost like a dream. Can't Imagine what a nightmare it would be if we had to watch Kaine and Clinton.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (7GQM/)

685 Barron is already taller than Paul Krugman
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 04:47 PM (yql50)



Dude. I think I'm taller than Krugman.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (mf5HN)

686 or any of the major sports.

-----------------------------
Maybe the NBA for a bit, when it was smaller.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (tdv0F)


I wouldn't really know, because I was never a fan, but I suppose that wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

687 My version of dressing up is nothing like the south or East coast. It's California casual.
Sundress and a denim jacket and cute heels.
Even our bankers wear cowboy boots and hats.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 04:39 PM (IgBFP)


Yep. Thats me too, these days but i like shrug sweaters. Gramma's influence im sure. But proper gloves make me swoon, if its done right. And she did it right.

Barron clearly has body armor on and its not comfortable. Grimmy had body armor that didnt fit right in Iraq and it can hurt to wear. Im sure just putting it on freaked the kid out. He needs a bodygaurd like Grimm who would put him at ease and make this all a fun adventure. I swear that man can get kids to do anything.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (+ZO6t)

688 Finally some good shots of the military.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (pCUr3)

689 I think baseball is too cozy with the fantasy sports biz these days, but gambling has never had any real firm hold on baseball... or any of the major sports.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)


It's not that gambling has any sort of hold on baseball but that a great deal of the interest in baseball revolves about the gambling on it. We like to gamble on our sports. We don't much like sports that don't offer a great deal to gamble on (like soccer). Gambling is an integral part of the whole professional sports scene. Sports that don't have much gambling on them aren't popular in any way, shape or form - not in America, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (zc3Db)

690 News agencies now reporting Mooch forgot her mom at the WH, a la home alone...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (+DAtP)



MFM: That means Barry can be prezzy for life!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (OE2ur)

691 The Pence Daughters are easy on the eyes too

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 04:52 PM (y3aQB)

692 The mood is a GAINZZ thread so I guess I'll stay here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 04:53 PM (P8951)

693 No Gainzz for me, I'm staying here.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:53 PM (yx0Ld)

694 I think one of the best things today is Mooch's scowls. Those were great.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 04:54 PM (BO/km)

695 I suspect the stands are pretty empty partly because of the weather. Spectators were not allowed to bring umbrellas, and they've been there all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 04:54 PM (sBOL1)

696 I am not mind melting with the horde, honest

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:54 PM (yx0Ld)

697 GAINZ nood

Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)
=======================

Yeah, I think I'll hang out here. GAINZZZ I can do another day. This only comes around a couple of times in your life, if you're fortunate. I'll worry about my lack of abs another time.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:54 PM (bpfzP)

698 And zero sitting there with his nose in the air listening to DT. That's how I want to remember him.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 04:55 PM (BO/km)

699 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOU DOBBSSSS!!!!!!!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:55 PM (pCUr3)

700 This is the thread for me as I just started my diet so I have no gainzz to speak of.

Posted by: Decaf at January 20, 2017 04:55 PM (WrEuY)

701 Fox news has the 5 on, still showing events

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:55 PM (yx0Ld)

702 Can't Imagine what a nightmare it would be if we had to watch Kaine and Clinton.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2017 04:51 PM (7GQM/)
=====================

I can't even think about it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 04:55 PM (bpfzP)

703 I just drank 2 beers and ate a whole bag of spicy pork rinds. My gainz are self evident.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 04:57 PM (BO/km)

704 Can't Imagine what a nightmare it would be if we had to watch Kaine and Clinton.

***************************

There would be a shit-ton of clowns and lesbians whose gender cannot be easily ascertained cheering them in the crowds.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 04:57 PM (pCUr3)

705 No GAINZZZ.

Talking about apple pie is also in order!

American!

Take that, leftards.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2017 04:57 PM (8iiMU)

706 Looks like the staff ride from Fort Meyers took a wrong turn. Dem big oatburners.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2017 04:58 PM (FtrY1)

707 I am watching Fox and one of the cameras was trained on the White House driveway with cracked surface.

Couldn't Obama fix even something so small?

I suppose he didn't even see it what with his nose in the air all the time.

Posted by: Decaf at January 20, 2017 04:58 PM (WrEuY)

708 i celebrated today and yesterday with carbs,so no gainzz for me

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 04:58 PM (Om16U)

709 Baron must've had a massive growth spurt, he can barely walk. You remember what that was like when you wuz kidz?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at January 20, 2017 04:59 PM (QkS7+)

710 Is Michelle's mother really still in WH?





That is crazy

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 05:00 PM (GwIKd)

711 "A Grand Old Flag."

On bagpipes.

America is Great Again.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:01 PM (s5o+q)

712 Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 05:00 PM (GwIKd)

No, I imagine she is in Palm Springs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:02 PM (kqtMD)

713 I would say security checkpoint issues and media can yammer on about few people, but we're been reading about threats from anarchists for days. Maybe they didn't want to show up because of that. There were huge crowds at the Mall.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 05:02 PM (tOcW/)

714 I like the bagpipes, but I'm really here for the cowboy poetry.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:02 PM (bpfzP)

715 Thanks Filbert, I couldn't remember what that song was and it would have driven me nuts all night long.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:02 PM (EW9tX)

716 I wish that the sound quality was better. You an hear much of anything. The Talledega Band come through yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (tOcW/)

717 I have written before on Nov 9 at midnight to 1230am and not knowing any poll numbers I contemplated everything that a Hillary presidency would do. It was some frightening thoughts.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (yx0Ld)

718 Tallegada Cheerleaders and Band?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (EW9tX)

719 The Talledega Band come through yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (tOcW/)
===============================

I'm not sure - is that them now?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (bpfzP)

720 I'm on day 10 of a two week Efudex treatment, so the only thing I've GAINZZed is a bunch of horrible, itchy spots on my face.
Well, that and a First Family that actually seems to love America.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

721 C-span has an alert up: Senate confirms James Mattis as Defense secy.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (Enq6K)

722 I think that's Talledaga.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (bpfzP)

723 Mad Dog confirmed as Sec. of Defense. Woot!

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (VtLx6)

724 C-span has an alert up: Senate confirms James Mattis as Defense secy.


Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (Enq6K)
====================

That is such wonderful news!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (bpfzP)

725 Wow. Black marching band had some majorettes with endlessly long legs. Me like.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (Fmupd)

726 I think that was Talledega. Their marching needs some work, but I think the band program is only a few years old. They sounded great.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (CQny9)

727 WOOT

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (VLde7)

728 A co-worker of mine came into the break room looking seriously agitated. He'd just been on the phone with a profoundly rude and difficult customer.

"Let not your heart be troubled, Jerry." I said. "It's a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining, the windows in the Oval Office are open, and the stench of treason and failure is slowly dissipating."

He smiled.

"Yeah, you're right!" he said.

Goodbye, Barry. I'm waving at you and the Wookie, primarily with one digit.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (DbadI)

729 I am watching Fox and one of the cameras was trained on the White House driveway with cracked surface.

Couldn't Obama fix even something so small?

Ever see public housing and how the people living in it treat it?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (yx0Ld)

730 Looks like BSA organization can look beyond politics.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (EW9tX)

731 Mad Dog confirmed as Sec. of Defense. Woot!

USS Harvey Milk expended as target, first practice firing of new Stern-Targeted PGM.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (TppKb)

732 Is Michelle's mother really still in WH?

That is crazy

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 05:00 PM (GwIKd)
.............

Send her an eviction notice. I'm sure she's seen them before.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

733 Okay, so now I'm waiting for the Nazarenes.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:06 PM (bpfzP)

734 When Trump enters a room and ascends to the podium they need to play this, by this guy (takes a minute or so for him to get going.


http://tinyurl.com/ho99e95

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2017 05:06 PM (yOqwj)

735 Just think, President Footnote can't do any more damage to our country.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 05:06 PM (3/uST)

736 I'm getting a fusion of music here.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (Ivjge)

737 Just went into coworkers office and she was watching the parade! So I sat there for a bit with her.

Was on CNN, and a sign behind the bubbly reporters said "CNN FAKE NEWS." Love this country.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (hvf9s)

738 Just think, President Footnote can't do any more damage to our country.
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 05:06 PM (3/uST)


Don't be too hasty. Community agitators gotta community-agitate, after all.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (s5o+q)

739 those fucks in the Senate...moving too slow. they think they will be able to wrestle some concessions from Trump


Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (c6/9Q)

740 Wait.

That's not a joke?

They actually forgot Michelle's mom at the WH??

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (CRotO)

741 Just think, President Footnote can't do any more damage to our country.

Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Barack Obama is no longer President.

Valerie Jarrett is no longer Rasputin.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (TppKb)

742 CSPAN is also showing Matis's confirmation at the bottom of the screen.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (EW9tX)

743 735 Just think, President Footnote can't do any more damage to our country.
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 05:06 PM (3/uST)


-------------


I'm hoping that Trump can keep him irrelevant.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Fmupd)

744 'The protestors shitting in their hands'

Roger Stone, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: CRED, Committee to Re-Elect the Donald 2020! at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (Ndje9)

745 Wait.

That's not a joke?

They actually forgot Michelle's mom at the WH??
Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (CRotO)


It IS plausible, after all.

Fake but accurate?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (s5o+q)

746 Mad Dog confirmed as Sec. of Defense. Woot!
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (VtLx6)

Mad Dog is unleashed from his tether, yayy!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (hvf9s)

747 They actually forgot Michelle's mom at the WH??

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:07 PM (CRotO)
=================

She probably locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (bpfzP)

748 721 C-span has an alert up: Senate confirms James Mattis as Defense secy.
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:04 PM (Enq6K)


Noice.

I will never stop loving this, or posting it to people who have probably seen it and DGAF anymore:
http://terminallance.com/2016/12/02/terminal-lance-lord-mattis-iv/

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2017 05:09 PM (8nWyX)

749
732
You need to get up to speed on tenant rights law. This is a months long process.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2017 05:09 PM (FtrY1)

750 Awesome, Mattis confirmed

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2017 05:09 PM (3/uST)

751

Not tired of winning

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:10 PM (VLde7)

752 742 CSPAN is also showing Matis's confirmation at the bottom of the screen.
Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:08 PM (EW9tX)


---------------


If Mattis is confirmed then I think everyone will be confirmed.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:10 PM (Fmupd)

753 I will never stop loving this, or posting it to people who have probably seen it and DGAF anymore:
http://terminallance.com/2016/12/02/terminal-lance-lord-mattis-iv/
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2017 05:09 PM (8nWyX)

---

Ace was a Marine?

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:11 PM (CRotO)

754 And he plays the flute.

Who knew?

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:11 PM (CRotO)

755 So, what is this? They are going where?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (bpfzP)

756 If I was Barak I purposely would have left the old battle axe.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (yx0Ld)

757 I'm very confused by this parade. Has it not officially started yet?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (Enq6K)

758 Ivanka blew a kiss to someone

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (Om16U)

759 I feel like Voldemort has finally been vanquished.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (sBOL1)

760 When do they get to go to the bathroom?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (bpfzP)

761 Sabo strikes again. I have to get this poster!


http://tinyurl.com/hk7rbkh

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (t+/Ew)

762 I'm very confused by this parade. Has it not officially started yet?


Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (Enq6K)
==================

I'm lost too, Tami

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (bpfzP)

763 Parade is over. Go home.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (Fmupd)

764 740 Wait.

That's not a joke?

They actually forgot Michelle's mom at the WH??

****


When I was in the military and moving frequently we always heard the stories of a family whose cat got into one of the packing crates at the point of origin and got taped in, not to show up again until three weeks later when the household goods arrived at the new duty station. I'm not sure why this occurs to me right now.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (wPiJc)

765 Aw. Someone just asked Pence how he feels and he said very humble, very grateful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:14 PM (sBOL1)

766 Donald and Melani now. Maybe the viewing stage? I dunno

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (bpfzP)

767 Parade is ongoing. It's what they're going to be reviewing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (kqtMD)

768
If Mattis is confirmed then I think everyone will be confirmed.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:10 PM (Fmupd)


I think it's the nominees for the DOE and the EPA the dems really want blocked

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (lKyWE)

769
When I was in the military and moving frequently we always heard the stories of a family whose cat got into one of the packing crates at the point of origin and got taped in, not to show up again until three weeks later when the household goods arrived at the new duty station. I'm not sure why this occurs to me right now.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (wPiJc)

---

Poor kitteh.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (CRotO)

770 What a freakin exhausting day this must be for them - I was wondering about the bathroom thing, too.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (t+/Ew)

771
I'm lost too, Tami


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (bpfzP)

Ok, phew. Thought it was just me.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:16 PM (Enq6K)

772 This will never get old.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:16 PM (bpfzP)

773 That limo has to be big enough for a full bathroom to be installed.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:16 PM (yx0Ld)

774 Heard those stories too.

Fortunately, when my dad retired and we moved out of military housing, we didn't forget Gammy or any pets.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:16 PM (CRotO)

775 Hail to the Chief. Is this the first time it's been played?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (EW9tX)

776 They stepped off together. Unison.

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (otLn5)

777 733 Okay, so now I'm waiting for the Nazarenes.


****


Ah! Finally! Some goosestepping I hope.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (wPiJc)

778 Trump and Pence was not the start of the parade....they were just being driven to the WH. The parade is what they're going to be watching from the box.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (kqtMD)

779 What is Baron playing with? His shoe?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (bpfzP)

780 My kids are getting tired of me clapping like a lunatic every time they say "President Donald Trump."

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:17 PM (sBOL1)

781 Barron may be a dweeb now, but e is going to be a ladykiller. Bigly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:18 PM (kqtMD)

782 I just love hearing them announce The 45th President of the United States, Donald J Trump.

Maybe I will make that my new ringtone!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 05:18 PM (3aBcq)

783 On with the Nazarenes !!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (bpfzP)

784 Who said there was something wrong with the boy, he looks absolutely fine.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)

785 aww Barron & Pres Trump sitting together grinning and talking

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Om16U)

786 I'm very confused by this parade. Has it not officially started yet?Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:12 PM (Enq6K)
==================
I'm lost too, Tami Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:13 PM (bpfzP)

Don't they have balls to prepare for? It feels like they are 5 hours behind or something. That or the sun going down just makes it feel really late.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (hvf9s)

787 I wish the Announcer would shut up while these various groups are playing. And their audio always seems to go out when the pipes come through. boo.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (EW9tX)

788 770 What a freakin exhausting day this must be for them - I was wondering about the bathroom thing, too.
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 05:15 PM (t+/Ew)
-----------------------
They probably use the restrooms at the WH before going to the ceremony. Then they use the ones at the Capitol after the luncheon. Then......

Well, let's hope the parade doesn't take too long!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Nox3c)

789 Are those Melania's parents?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (kqtMD)

790 crowd was chanting "Barron" for a bit
so cute

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 05:20 PM (Om16U)

791 rabidfox - switch to C-SPAN. No blabbering

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:20 PM (bpfzP)

792 GENERAL MATTIS confirmed as Secretary of Defense
Bipartisan support - 92 to 0

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 05:20 PM (y3aQB)

793 Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)

Oh, he's awkward as hell, and I do think he's aspy, but maybe he's just overwhelmed. He's pretty twitchy, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:21 PM (kqtMD)

794 "Eyes...LEFT!"

Weird.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:21 PM (CRotO)

795 Oh my gosh - the parade is just STARTING! I feel bad for all the bands etc that will now be marching in the dark.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 05:22 PM (CQny9)

796 Why am I crying again sheesh

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:22 PM (bpfzP)

797 aww Barron & Pres Trump sitting together grinning and talking Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Om16U)

It was cute! He kept looking serious all day, but that could be the overwhelmingness of the day + being shy. And also ten. CNN anchor said seeing him smiling and waving from the Beast, and the crowd waving and cheering back at him, will be something she remembers most from today.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:22 PM (hvf9s)

798 Re: Obama can't do any more damage

Don't fool yourself. He has timebombs set to go off for the next few years.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 05:22 PM (Halhc)

799 793 Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)

Oh, he's awkward as hell, and I do think he's aspy, but maybe he's just overwhelmed. He's pretty twitchy, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:21 PM (kqtMD)
+++

I think he gets that from his pa.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:23 PM (Ivjge)

800 Soldiers are looking good.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:23 PM (CRotO)

801 Johnny Gung Ho!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 05:23 PM (jK8Z7)

802 784 Who said there was something wrong with the boy, he looks absolutely fine.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:19 PM (Ivjge)
----------------------------
Yeah, I don't get it. He looks fine --- if anything, better than normal in poise and behavior --- for a 10 year old on such a big stage.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:23 PM (Nox3c)

803 I think I've heard enough bagpipes in my lifetime.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (Ivjge)

804 Pipe and drum corp is kick-ass.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (Fmupd)

805 Jinx's son is marching here somewhere. I hope Jinx was able to go.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (sBOL1)

806 kilts!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (Om16U)

807 They are not presenting the parade well, they are presenting it as a vehicle to yammer.

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (otLn5)

808 Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:23 PM (Ivjge)

Good point!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (kqtMD)

809 803 I think I've heard enough bagpipes in my lifetime.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (Ivjge)

---

*nods*

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (CRotO)

810 Love them damn pipes!

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 05:25 PM (Cf0i2)

811 805
Jinx's son is marching here somewhere. I hope Jinx was able to go.





Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:24 PM (sBOL1)

He's with the VMI cadets. My son marched in Jan. 2005.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:25 PM (Enq6K)

812 Men wearing skirts!
Take that, LBGTMIBBQs !

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:25 PM (Nox3c)

813 And they still have to go dancing? I wonder what she's going to do with her hair? Still an up-do? Can't wait to see her gown. I told Rev we're drinking champagne and dancing right along with them. He seemed skeptical.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:25 PM (bpfzP)

814 I mentioned Barron first, he didn't seem to be in to it when they got out of the limo the first time.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:26 PM (yx0Ld)

815 America! On the pipes! Love it!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:26 PM (EW9tX)

816 Ah, thanks Tami! How cool for your son too.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:27 PM (sBOL1)

817 Trump just gave NYPD pipes and Drums a thumbs up.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2017 05:27 PM (brIR5)

818 God bless them all.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:27 PM (bpfzP)

819 Watching on CBS. Those assholes ain't saying nothing about the parade just talking shit.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 05:27 PM (BO/km)

820 I didn't know NYMA was still in business. Good for them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 05:27 PM (jK8Z7)

821 C-Span. No yammering.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Fmupd)

822 I lost my coverage; it switched over to Ellen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (kqtMD)

823 796
Why am I crying again sheesh


Posted by: grammie winger at

me too grammie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (VtLx6)

824 Isn't NYMA where Trump went to school?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Enq6K)

825 I think Trump genuinely likes this.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (bpfzP)

826 God save the Queen!
Take that, LGBLTMTV!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Nox3c)

827 Trump is applauding the paralyzed vets. I thought he hated the disabled with the heat of a thousand suns? Maybe the left is lying to me.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:29 PM (hvf9s)

828 Isn't NYMA where Trump went to school?
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Enq6K)


Yeah, I think so.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:29 PM (s5o+q)

829 How sweet. You are my sunshine.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:30 PM (bpfzP)

830 Fabulous feathered hats!
Take that, LGBTNTLC!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Nox3c)

831 Yeah, I think so.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:29 PM (s5o+q)

I think that's why he had a big grin on his face when they went by.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Enq6K)

832 Trump just looks so happy & he's loving the patriotic parade!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 05:31 PM (3aBcq)

833 Here comes Talladega!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:31 PM (Enq6K)

834 Here's the Talledaga Band.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:31 PM (bpfzP)

835 Here comes Talladaga! (C-SPAN)

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (s5o+q)

836 Woot! Talladega!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (PY9jH)

837 Talladega College!
Serious drum majors!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Nox3c)

838 Im loving the parade

Not beyonce, or whoever

The people

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (VLde7)

839 Need to see the written inauguration speach and count how many times Trump said I

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (yx0Ld)

840 Talladaga girls got the saunter DOWN.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:32 PM (s5o+q)

841 'I think Trump genuinely likes this.'

Wouldn't you? Living the dream baby. Now the most powerful man in the world.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (BO/km)

842 I'm down 8-ish pounds since the holidays. Before the holidays I was stuck at 176lbs, now I've been stuck at 173-174lbs. Every weekend I tend to have a "screw it" day... but I'm starting to incorporate the intermittent fasting once or twice a week. Basically I won't eat until I get home from work.

I'm feeling much better. I think the fish oil and glucosamine liquids (take a shot twice a day) has helped with the hip pain.

I've been mostly good with veggies, meat, and eggs. And some salmon. Tonight I'm going out to dinner, so f*ck it.

Posted by: resurgemus at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (WV40F)

843 Heck. Im crying too. Waterworks started when i saw the Kentucky 4H drill team. Cant get it stopped

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (+ZO6t)

844 How cool is this.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (Fmupd)

845 Amazing

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (VLde7)

846 831
Yeah, I think so.



Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:29 PM (s5o+q)

I think that's why he had a big grin on his face when they went by.


Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Enq6K)

He gave them a wave after the salute.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (jK8Z7)

847 Trump looks like he's having a ball!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:34 PM (EW9tX)

848 Ferchrissake, have any of you tried to corral a 10-year-old in a public setting?

My daughter (now 11, but she's been doing it 3yr or so) routinely volunteers for a couple local organizations, and she works her ass off when she's got something to do...and then she's a PITA when she's off shift/bored.

I don't go near her, she's much better managed by others in that setting.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:34 PM (TppKb)

849 Trump is jamming! lolol

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:34 PM (CRotO)

850 Trump really seems to be enjoying this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:34 PM (Nox3c)

851 Talladega has a kickass band.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:34 PM (CRotO)

852 God bless America this is a great day.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:35 PM (bpfzP)

853 I'm positive I didn't see more than 1 minute of Barak's parade, either time.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:35 PM (yx0Ld)

854 Yeah, I think so.



Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:29 PM (s5o+q)

I think that's why he had a big grin on his face when they went by.


Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Enq6K)

He gave them a wave after the salute.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2017 05:33 PM (jK8Z7)


I got a chuckle out of seeing the schoolboys craning their necks to get another look at Trump when they were well past the reviewing stand.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:35 PM (s5o+q)

855 Yeah Talledega! I know they got flak for going but I'm glad they stayed strong and didn't listen to the Trump haters. An awesome highlight of the parade.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (hvf9s)

856 Jennifer Griffin
@JenGriffinFNC
Gen James Mattis is first member of President Trump's cabinet to be confirmed. Will be sworn in by VP Pence. #Trump45

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (y3aQB)

857 853 I'm positive I didn't see more than 1 minute of Barak's parade, either time.
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:35 PM (yx0Ld)

---

I know I didn't see one second of it.

I was still in Iraq, and was on patrol that day.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (CRotO)

858 This parade is so cool. Trump looks like he is really enjoying this.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (VtLx6)

859

Wow

We're still America

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (VLde7)

860 Here we go.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Ivjge)

861 Seeing Trump laugh and smile is infectious.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (CRotO)

862 $600 million? What the FUCK?

https://goo.gl/4dg07u

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (TppKb)

863 I can't stop crying. This is awful. I'm just so overwhelmed by God's amazing grace.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (bpfzP)

864 Bayonets fixed!

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (s5o+q)

865 As Dennis Prager says The Marine Corp has done more for world peace than the Peace Corp

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (yx0Ld)

866 I was still in Iraq, and was on patrol that day.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (CRotO)

You and my son too.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Enq6K)

867 We're still America
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:36 PM (VLde7)

---

We never stopped being Americans.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (CRotO)

868 I've concluded as of my appt. this afternoon, that my doctor who is also my state senator (R) is a total douche.

Not only is he a lousy doc, he is not on the Trump train, and let me know it.

Fuck him. I'll be looking for a new doc starting next week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:38 PM (PY9jH)

869 Ivanka is about ready to cry every time a Military band goes by

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 05:38 PM (y3aQB)

870 Navajo Code Talkers!

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:38 PM (CRotO)

871 TEXAS!!!

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (CRotO)

872 Trump needs to stop the "overseas contingency operation" bullshit IMMEDIATELY.

It's called war, dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)

873 Brian Williams is self-admittedly old-fashioned.

I guess that means he tells historic lies.


Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (48QDY)

874 Being part Scotsman I love the pipes

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (yx0Ld)

875 US Border Patrol!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (Nox3c)

876 $600 million? What the FUCK?
https://goo.gl/4dg07u
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:37 PM (TppKb)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: SJW protestors melting down on the street at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (hvf9s)

877 BORDER PATROL PIPES AND DRUMS?

Okay, it's the Scots thing.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (TppKb)

878 870 Navajo Code Talkers!
Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:38 PM (CRotO)

That's so cool. Followed by what, more bagpipes.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (Ivjge)

879 All that for a band. *eyeroll*

Posted by: Moochelle at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)

880 Pipes always make me feel sad.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:40 PM (CRotO)

881 lol washrivergal

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:40 PM (CRotO)

882 Trump needs to stop the "overseas contingency operation" bullshit IMMEDIATELY.

It's called war, dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)


Doesn't Mattis want to change it back to the Department of War?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:40 PM (s5o+q)

883 Motorcycle drill team! This is fun!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:41 PM (Nox3c)

884 Trump's Scottish blood must be zinging with joy at all the bagpipes!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:41 PM (hvf9s)

885 Just out of curiousity, were there many police/military bands for Fuckstick's 1st inauguration?

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (CRotO)

886 What did the motor parade group spell out? It was longer than MAGA so I didn't catch it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (hvf9s)

887 Put those spears back into the Eagle's right claw.

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (otLn5)

888 Oh gosh. Dana Perino on The Five really missed seeing Sasha and Malia today.

Funny. I didn't miss them one bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (PY9jH)

889 Doesn't Mattis want to change it back to the Department of War?

Well, the War Department was really the Army, there was a separate Navy Department and the Army Air Forces hadn't yet filed for divorce.

So while 'War Department' might be appropriate, it won't be the same 'War Department'.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 05:43 PM (TppKb)

890 886
What did the motor parade group spell out? It was longer than MAGA so I didn't catch it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (hvf9s)
Indiana

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:43 PM (Enq6K)

891 SMFH -I picture Barak's was more a LGBT festival

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:43 PM (yx0Ld)

892 Oh gosh. Dana Perino on The Five really missed seeing Sasha and Malia today.

Funny. I didn't miss them one bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:42 PM (PY9jH)



Who??

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (otLn5)

893 Brian Williams second mention of being "so far behind schedule".

Now bitching about emoilients.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (48QDY)

894 So many American flags. So few performance artists destroying them. That's the difference between Trump and Hillary.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (bpfzP)

895 Let's just stop calling wars "overseas contingency operations."

Stupid Obama and his PC DoD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (PY9jH)

896 And we'll all drink stone-wine when Johnny comes marching home!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (lJXY3)

897 Love the pooper scoopers following the horses...hahaha!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (JNDQi)

898 Barron gets excited every time he sees horses. Thats awesome. I approve. Im still crying too grammy. Grimmy was also deployed for obamas parades. JEF's policies made his life mighty hard.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (+ZO6t)

899 I count 3 "I's" in Trump's inaugural speech:

"The oath of office I take today is an oath of allegiance to all Americans."

and

"I will fight for you with every breath in my body - and I will never, ever let you down."

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (s5o+q)

900 That's what I'm imagining, Skip.

Makes me glad I missed it.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (CRotO)

901 Who is Sasha and Malia?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (yx0Ld)

902 >>> SMFH -I picture Barak's was more a LGBT festival Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:43 PM (yx0Ld)

Is it true that he had rainbow lights on the WH last night for the final eve of his presidency? Talk about pandering.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:45 PM (hvf9s)

903 SMFH -I picture Barak's was more a LGBT festival
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:43 PM (yx0Ld)

I hope zombie didn't post pics.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 05:45 PM (48QDY)

904 Just had another chill down the spine, seeing the TAPS family members carrying those paddles with their fallen family members' pictures on them.

Wow.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (s5o+q)

905 All those families who lost loved ones...

Fuck the JEF.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (CRotO)

906 Tractors !!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (bpfzP)

907 Our son didn't get to vote for his CiC. Funny how the ballots were "lost" to so many of our military.

My worst fear, other than losing him in Afghanistan, was losing him with the POS sitting in the Oval Office as his CiC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (PY9jH)

908 The Rural Tractor Brigade. Huh.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (Enq6K)

909 Tractor brigade from FFA

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (VLde7)

910 Tractors! Oh there's a Kubota.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (BO/km)

911 901 Who is Sasha and Malia?
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:44 PM (yx0Ld)

---

Future conservatives, if Karma has its way.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (CRotO)

912 Ok the tractor parade is kind of weird

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (jxw6R)

913 Tractor brigade.....you didn't see that under obummer

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (JNDQi)

914 Oh my gosh that is so awesome. Look at those machines.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (bpfzP)

915 Did I miss the Rockettes, or will they be in the parade somewhere tonight?

Yay FFA tractor parade!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

916 Tractors!!! OMG!
No wonder the lefties are skeered silly!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (Nox3c)

917

The peoples parade

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (VLde7)

918 All those families who lost loved ones...



Fuck the JEF.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (CRotO)


God bless them all and bring them peace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (PY9jH)

919
Barron is loving this

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (VLde7)

920 Pretty sure tractors were not involved in either of JEF's inaugurations.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (CRotO)

921 Ok the tractor parade is kind of weird
==========================


Not if you live around here, it's not. In fact, it's kind of a thing.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (bpfzP)

922 904 Just had another chill down the spine, seeing the TAPS family members carrying those paddles with their fallen family members' pictures on them.

Wow.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:46 PM (s5o+q)

+++
Very, very said to see. Yes, SMFH, fuck the JEF and the media for pretending we were never in war/conflict.
Dipshits all the way.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ivjge)

923 Amen Jane.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (CRotO)

924 sad not said.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ivjge)

925 Hot Damn!
FARMERS in the inaugural parade!!

I am loving this day.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (oQQwD)

926 Barron is loving this

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:48 PM (VLde7)


He looks like a sweet, well-mannered young man. Love him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (PY9jH)

927 ROCKY TOP!

(for my wife, a Lady Vol)

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (s5o+q)

928

FFA

In every high school in the middle

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (VLde7)

929 Barron does seem to be enjoying this.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (yx0Ld)

930 >>> Ok the tractor parade is kind of weird
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (jxw6R)

To me, it's sending a message as to what the priorities for the new admin will be. Which I hope people are hearing loud and clear.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (hvf9s)

931 Barron finally having some fun by the looks of it. What 10 year old kid doesn't like tractors?

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (Ve2ZO)

932 Where's navycopjoe? T must be loving seeing her Vols!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (kqtMD)

933 I have C-Span on, no talk overs

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (yx0Ld)

934 Rocky Top is the best song in the history of songs.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (bpfzP)

935
All y'all that had an FFA in your HS raise your paw

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (VLde7)

936 Weird - This Tennessee band is the first one with baton twirlers. Just now noticed.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (EW9tX)

937 All the libs on the NE and west coasts are clutching their pearls over the tractors.

You can't go to a parade in a smallish town in the South without some tractors involved.

Now we need the Shriners Clowns on their funny cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (PY9jH)

938 Barron reminds me of my baby bro when he was that age...growth spurt and all.

Kid will spend part or all of his teen years in the WH.

Prayers for him all the way.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (CRotO)

939 Rocky Top!!! Yee-hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (Nox3c)

940 All y'all that had an FFA in your HS raise your paw
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (VLde7)


-------------

*raises paw*

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (Fmupd)

941 I can't remember if Obama played Rocky Top and had tractors in his parade. Maybe he did, and it's just escaped my memory.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (bpfzP)

942 Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (jxw6R)

Us rural peons love it. LOVE it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (kqtMD)

943 Hola Fappers.

I just polished off a celebratory steak and I'm halfway through a bottle of wine.

Is there going to be a monster truck brigade?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (EnKk6)

944 Ok the tractor parade is kind of weird
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 20, 2017 05:47 PM (jxw6R)

To me, it's sending a message as to what the priorities for the new admin will be. Which I hope people are hearing loud and clear.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:49 PM (hvf9s)


You haven't been to a small-town parade in the Midwest, have you?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (s5o+q)

945

**waiving paw wildly**

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (VLde7)

946 Oh yeah we had FFA and 4H.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (bpfzP)

947 Anchors away!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (EnKk6)

948 All y'all that had an FFA in your HS raise your paw

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:50 PM (VLde7)



We didn't have FFA, but we had an annual horse show. *gazes toward attic where horse show ribbons are stored*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (PY9jH)

949 Love the Navy band!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (sBOL1)

950 Where's NGU?!? Anchors Away!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (Nox3c)

951 Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (bpfzP)

If the Vols marched, he had Rocky Top, its their fght song, grammie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (kqtMD)

952 *Paw upheld high*

It's OUR country again, folks.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (s5o+q)

953 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (PY9jH)

hahahaha

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (y3aQB)

954 <raises hand>

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (75WaT)

955 *paw raised *


Im in California too. We pull our floats in my town with horses an tractors. My neighbor fills the skiploader of his tractor with bedspreads and we sit in it to watch

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (+ZO6t)

956 Is there going to be a monster truck brigade?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (EnKk6)


Did you miss the tractors? Yes, there were tractors. MAGA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (PY9jH)

957 Me too!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (EW9tX)

958 Paw up

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (JNDQi)

959

Bet you poor folks havent been to a rodeo or a horse show either

Poor kids

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (VLde7)

960
If the Vols marched, he had Rocky Top, its their fght song, grammie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 05:53 PM (kqtMD)
===================

Maybe they played while I was in the bathroom, retching. Not at them. At you-know.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (bpfzP)

961 Golfboy was in FFA.

Still strong here.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (48QDY)

962 Small town parades are always full of tractors. Mostly older smaller tractors but lots of tractors.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (W6Ch1)

963 Barron reminds me of my baby bro when he was that age...growth spurt and all.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:51 PM (CRotO)
---
Hey remember when libs said kids were off limits?

http://tinyurl.com/hdlktg3

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (2mC6G)

964 Love the ag stuff. Got my first clearance for a job with CU extension locally with the FFA.

This parade is making me giddy. Can't wipe the smile off my face.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (VtLx6)

965 >>> You haven't been to a small-town parade in the Midwest, have you? Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (s5o+q)

I have! Well in the West not Midwest. They are common here, but not in DC, so to me it is a yuuge deal they are being shown off.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (hvf9s)

966 Apologies, because I know this has been discussed:

So Melania and Barron are staying in New York so he can stay in his school? Is that right?

What about Flotus official duties? I assume there are such things. Like as a hostess for State Dinners? Has any prez been a widower or bachelor before?

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (Ve2ZO)

967 You haven't been to a small-town parade in the Midwest, have you?
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (s5o+q)

Hey! In NY/NJ, we break out the concrete trucks for parades! It's one of my favorite things about parades.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (oQQwD)

968 Small town parades are always full of tractors. Mostly older smaller tractors but lots of tractors.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (W6Ch1)


Often used to pull floats. Tractors or pickups. Usually dually pickups.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (s5o+q)

969 I like the groups that they selected for this event. It just feels right.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (bpfzP)

970 A buddy has an Alice Chomers (sp?) up at the cabins.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (VtLx6)

971 Just saw The Speech, had to work all day.

Possibly the best speech I've ever seen.

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (XoldI)

972 my school had a Day when all seniors who lived on farms could drive their Tractor to school. Stil do it to this day

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (y3aQB)

973 What about Flotus official duties? I assume there are such things. Like as a hostess for State Dinners? Has any prez been a widower or bachelor before?
Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (Ve2ZO)

---

If I am not mistaken, Ivanka will shoulder those duties for the time being.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (CRotO)

974

Jefferson had his daughter do FLOTUS duties


Its a very short flight from NY

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:57 PM (VLde7)

975 You haven't been to a small-town parade in the Midwest, have you? Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:52 PM (s5o+q)

I have! Well in the West not Midwest. They are common here, but not in DC, so to me it is a yuuge deal they are being shown off.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (hvf9s)


There needs to be fire trucks, too. With lights flashing, and blaring the siren every once in a while.

Hometown, America.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:57 PM (s5o+q)

976 962 Small town parades are always full of tractors. Mostly older smaller tractors but lots of tractors.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (W6Ch1)


---------------


Couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a tractor in my hometown.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 05:57 PM (Fmupd)

977 Lots of Veteran organizations represented.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:57 PM (bpfzP)

978 Husband and I are going to celebrate with crab legs and champagne.

He just ran out to have a glass or two with some buddies at their law office in celebration of the Trumpening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (PY9jH)

979

This is the parade of the forgotten people

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (VLde7)

980 >>> Just saw The Speech, had to work all day.
Possibly the best speech I've ever seen.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2017 05:56 PM (XoldI)

No no it's not, it's dark and dangerous and Hitleresque! Haven't you been listening to us try to make this a thing all day???

Posted by: MSM, drunk and hung over at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (hvf9s)

981 : Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM
Couple of weeks ago there was talk of Ivanka standing in for Flotus, don't think it was official

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (yx0Ld)

982 A covered wagon? I may faint with delight!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (oQQwD)

983 That Kansas Infantry group is very cool.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:59 PM (bpfzP)

984 This is the parade of the forgotten people
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (VLde7)


Yup. The left will howl about it too. Some drivel about not being "inclusive" enough.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 05:59 PM (s5o+q)

985 I tear up every single time I see Trump doing a correct, crisp, military salute. No limp-wristed, half-assed crap like we've seen for the last eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 05:59 PM (PY9jH)

986 I have to pee but I don't want to miss the Nazarenes.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:59 PM (bpfzP)

987 "If I am not mistaken, Ivanka will shoulder those duties for the time being."

But she has kids too, right?
I guess it's not important, really, I just can't wrap my head around how it will work.

Melania kinda seems like she doesn't particularly care for being under the spotlight, anyway. Ivanka definitely can handle the media.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 06:00 PM (Ve2ZO)

988 There's a group down here of black cowboys who are part of St. Patrick's Day every year.

I wish they'd show up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:00 PM (PY9jH)

989 I have to pee but I don't want to miss the Nazarenes.


Posted by: grammie winger

Easy. Just lead them a little

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:00 PM (8ikIW)

990 966 Apologies, because I know this has been discussed:

So Melania and Barron are staying in New York so he can stay in his school? Is that right?

What about Flotus official duties? I assume there are such things. Like as a hostess for State Dinners? Has any prez been a widower or bachelor before?
Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 05:55 PM (Ve2ZO)
-----------------------
They are just staying until the end of this school year.

It doesn't take long for a FLOTUS to get down to DC for something big like a state dinner, if she has to.

There have been several presidents who have had their daughters, sisters, or daughters-in-law act as hostesses.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (Nox3c)

991 I have to find something to eat but don't want to miss something.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (yx0Ld)

992 John Bolton is a McCain groupie. President Trump was smart to drop him.

Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (/uXfQ)

993 I have to pee but I don't want to miss the Nazarenes.


Posted by: grammie winger

Easy. Just lead them a little
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:00 PM (8ikIW)


Lurkers and others:

This. Is. The. Moron. Horde.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (s5o+q)

994 1K

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (yx0Ld)

995 Not going that fast I guess

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:01 PM (yx0Ld)

996 Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 05:54 PM (bpfzP)

Oh yea, I know, lol! So glad that fucker is gone.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (kqtMD)

997 I missed the First Family in the parade while at doc's. How'd it go? Did they walk part of the way?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)

998 But if I get the next 5 maybe

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (yx0Ld)

999

Western dance team!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (VLde7)

1000 Now

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (yx0Ld)

1001 Oh how adorable are they?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (bpfzP)

1002 Look at these cute kids!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (sBOL1)

1003 In the small town parades it is also the one or two times a year that the old farmers get to show off their best collector tractors. And compete in a little way with the other old farmers who collect those crappy IH, John Deere, Case...

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 06:03 PM (W6Ch1)

1004 Lil Texans...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:03 PM (CRotO)

1005 I missed the First Family in the parade while at doc's. How'd it go? Did they walk part of the way?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)


They got out a couple of times. Not for very long either time.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:03 PM (s5o+q)

1006 Go USAF!

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:03 PM (yx0Ld)

1007 Did they walk part of the way?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)
===================

Yes, they got out of the car about 4 or 5 times, and walked a minute or two each time. She had about 4 inch heels and she managed beautifully.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (bpfzP)

1008 Missed all the coverage today.

Did Biden note to Obama that today's events were A Big Fucking Deal?

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (XoldI)

1009

We'll live in fame or die in flame
Nothing can beat the US AF

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (VLde7)

1010 Well, I guess the Air Force decided to show up.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (Fmupd)

1011 That "eyes left" command has to be disconcerting.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (CRotO)

1012 Isn't it great to have a POTUS that honors our military and respects our police forces? And won't let them be maligned and targeted like they have been for the last 8 years?

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (Ve2ZO)

1013
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Dennis Kucinich, the liberal former congressman and mayor of Cleveland, enjoyed President Donald Trump's inaugural address Friday.

"GREAT #inauguration speech @RealDonaldTrump!" Kucinich tapped out on Twitter soon after the speech. "Congratulations & best wishes from Dennis & Elizabeth Kucinich watching from Beirut, Lebanon," he added in the tweet, which included American flag emojis.

GREAT #inauguration speech @RealDonaldTrump! [?] [?] Congratulations & best wishes from Dennis & Elizabeth Kucinich[?] [?] watching from Beirut, Lebanon

-- Dennis Kucinich (@Dennis_Kucinich) January 20, 2017
Asked via email what he liked about the speech, Kucinich responded by directing a reporter to his Facebook page, where he elaborated more.

"Donald Trump's message of unity is critical at this moment," he wrote. "I call upon all Americans to join in a common effort to create a great vision for our country, our people and for peace in the world. Let's give him and ourselves a chance."

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (y3aQB)

1014 This is the parade of the forgotten people
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 05:58 PM (VLde7)

Exactly. It's also the Normals, as Kurt Schlichter calls us.

I have some shit to go do but can't tear myself away.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 06:05 PM (ozZau)

1015 We'll live in fame or die in flame
Nothing can beat the US AF
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (VLde7)

---

Since this is a special day, will not snark on the flyboys/girls.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:05 PM (CRotO)

1016 lol Soona.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:05 PM (CRotO)

1017 Did Biden note to Obama that today's events were A Big Fucking Deal?


Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (XoldI)
==========================

Amazingly, the President and Michelle, along with Biden and his wife, were very gracious. I thought they handled everything very nicely.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:05 PM (bpfzP)

1018 Barron is sitting down and looking at something in his hands. I'm going to pretend he is playing Pokemon Go, hah.

Wonder what kind of Pokemon you could catch at an inauguration?

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (hvf9s)

1019 Senete confirms John Kelly as DHS Secretary

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (yx0Ld)

1020

Its been so long. Long time since I saw this celebrated at a federal level

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (VLde7)

1021 We'll live in fame or die in flame
Nothing can beat the US AF
Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:04 PM (VLde7)

---

Since this is a special day, will not snark on the flyboys/girls.
Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:05 PM (CRotO)


The USAF 4-star saluted as soon as he noticed Trump doing so.

If your superior officer salutes, you salute.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (s5o+q)

1022 Thats Senate dummy

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (yx0Ld)

1023 Yes it has, Thunder.

Far too long.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CRotO)

1024 The service anthems are great. So nice to hear them. We would play a medley of them for various concerts On of my favorites and one you don't hear often is the Coast Guards Semper Paratus.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (8ikIW)

1025 Air Force!
No laughing, smart-asses. My late brother was career USAF so I stand up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (Nox3c)

1026 Hmm. I am positive I packed my go-to Red Diaper putter.

Posted by: Prez'nit Divot at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (Tyii7)

1027 The Citadel! One of our recent Eagle Scouts will be attending next fall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (PY9jH)

1028 Its been so long. Long time since I saw this celebrated at a federal level

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (VLde7)
=======================

Ya. I don't feel like I'm in the wrong country anymore.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (bpfzP)

1029 Ft Hood!

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CRotO)

1030 GO CAV!!

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (Fmupd)

1031 Here comes Olivet Nazarine.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (s5o+q)

1032 There, that's better.

Posted by: Un-Prez'nit Divot at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

1033 THE NAZARENES ARE HERE

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (bpfzP)

1034 First!

Posted by: Afroman at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (MSfkO)

1035 Nazarenes!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (VLde7)

1036 Air Force!

No laughing, smart-asses. My late brother was career USAF so I stand up.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (Nox3c)


No kidding. My dear late Daddy was career AF. Test pilot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (PY9jH)

1037 Missed it by ____ that much.

Posted by: Afroman at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (MSfkO)

1038 What is up with that Army Reserve unit not walking in lockstep earlier in the parade? I'm embarrassed for all decent active duty and veteran Army personnel.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (B11vO)

1039 1024 The service anthems are great. So nice to hear them. We would play a medley of them for various concerts On of my favorites and one you don't hear often is the Coast Guards Semper Paratus.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (8ikIW)

---

Every morning, we'd have to sing the Army song.

Couldn't forget it even if I wanted to.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (CRotO)

1040 Olivet Nazarene College is in the town where I was born. Dad and Grandpa went there. Talk about strict.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (bpfzP)

1041 970 A buddy has an Alice Chomers (sp?) up at the cabins.
Posted by: Infidel
_____________

A sale barn near where I grew up had a sign that said "John Deere" for the men's restroom and "Allis Chalmers" for the women's restroom.

Trannies weren't a thing down home.

Posted by: Furious George, FFA Alum at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (77i7V)

1042 1019 Senete confirms John Kelly as DHS Secretary
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (yx0Ld)
------------------
I read that as "John Kerry" and nearly had a heart attack!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (Nox3c)

1043 "Senete confirms John Kelly as DHS Secretary"

My new boss! Awesome, now I can finally say, "Jeh Johnson, you're a disgrace. Get out."

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (Ve2ZO)

1044 THE NAZARENES ARE HERE


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (bpfzP)


Now you can go pee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

1045 1042 1019 Senete confirms John Kelly as DHS Secretary
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (yx0Ld)
------------------
I read that as "John Kerry" and nearly had a heart attack!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (Nox3c)

---

So did I.

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (CRotO)

1046 Now you can go pee.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)
==============

Yes! Thank you!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (bpfzP)

1047 John Kelly confirmed - DHS.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (Fmupd)

1048

Cowgirls!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (VLde7)

1049 Mid America Cowgirls Rodeo Team.

I just wanted to type that out. Just because.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (s5o+q)

1050 Franklin Regional was a Band from my Corner of SW Pa.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (y3aQB)

1051 I have a feeling this 4th of July is going to be awesome. The last 8 years? Not so much.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (t+/Ew)

1052 Waiting to hear the Marine Corp(se) Anthem. *fingers crossed*

May as well cry like an emo teenaged girl one more time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (PY9jH)

1053 What does Michigan know about cowboys?

Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (CRotO)

1054 thanks for the correction, Furious.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 06:12 PM (VtLx6)

1055 1036---No kidding. My dear late Daddy was career AF. Test pilot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:08 PM (PY9jH)
----------------------------
Whoa! That's serious stuff!
My brother was in intelligence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:12 PM (Nox3c)

1056 Damn. This is like every flyover state small town parade on steroids.

Thank you, President Trump!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:13 PM (PY9jH)

1057 Merica

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:13 PM (VLde7)

1058 I wonder if we've been willowed.

*off to check*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (PY9jH)

1059 This is a long parade.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (Fmupd)

1060 >>> I read that as "John Kerry" and nearly had a heart attack!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:09 PM (Nox3c)

Only horse faces left are in the parade!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (hvf9s)

1061 I wonder if we've been willowed.

*off to check*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (PY9jH)


This one here is the Make America GAINZZZ Again thread.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (s5o+q)

1062 Anna Puma posted this patriotic Cowgirl link this morning.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9ezro9

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (W6Ch1)

1063 This is a long parade.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:14 PM (Fmupd)


Big country. Lotta forgotten people to remember.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:15 PM (s5o+q)

1064 Finally we have the Coast Guard. Perky tune.
After visiting the D-Day Memorial in Bedford VA, I never, never, never laugh at the Coast Guard.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:15 PM (Nox3c)

1065 How is there time for them to get ready for the balls?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 06:15 PM (gcme+)

1066 Kelly confirmed 88-11.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 06:15 PM (y3aQB)

1067 >>> Waiting to hear the Marine Corp(se) Anthem. *fingers crossed* May as well cry like an emo teenaged girl one more time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:11 PM (PY9jH)

*has box of tissues prepped*

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 06:15 PM (hvf9s)

1068 Easy. Just lead them a little
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:00 PM (8ikIW)

Filbert nails it.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 06:16 PM (48QDY)

1069 M1s! Yes.


Factoid: Coast Guard was placed under Navy command for WWII, wherein it performed tremendous tasks in combat zones, not just at home.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 06:16 PM (QDnY+)

1070 Far too long.
Posted by: SMFH at January 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CRotO)

Waaayyyy too long.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 06:16 PM (kqtMD)

1071 Coast Guard got their moment in the sun as well.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 06:16 PM (EW9tX)

1072 NC Vietnam Helicopter Pilot Association!
With a real helicopter!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:17 PM (Nox3c)

1073 Choppers in the parade!

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 06:17 PM (yx0Ld)

1074 >>> I have a feeling this 4th of July is going to be awesome.

The fireworks yesterday were so spectacular; if they are anything like that I will be a happy camper!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 06:17 PM (hvf9s)

1075 217 arrested

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (Om16U)

1076 i LOVE the small town feel of this parade!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (3aBcq)

1077

Damn

Vietnam Vets. With thier helicopters. Cav


Badass

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (VLde7)

1078 NC Vietnam Helicopter Pilot Association!
With a real helicopter!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2017 06:17 PM (Nox3c)


Three? Kiowa, Huey, and Huey Cobra that I've seen so far.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (s5o+q)

1079 Feel like I've been pardoned after 8 years in the pen. Wrongly accused, of course.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (Tyii7)

1080 Thats old school badassery

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (VLde7)

1081 mad dog in the stands!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 06:19 PM (Om16U)

1082 The rotorheads. God bless 'em...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at January 20, 2017 06:19 PM (tHocv)

1083

MATTIS IS THERE

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 06:19 PM (VLde7)

1084 Mad Dog is n the house!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 06:19 PM (3aBcq)

1085 MAD DOG SIGHTING !

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 06:19 PM (y3aQB)

1086 Mattis in da house!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 06:20 PM (PY9jH)

1087 Mattis appears as the helo's go by. heh.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 06:20 PM (VtLx6)

1088 Three? Kiowa, Huey, and Huey Cobra that I've seen so far.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (s5o+q)


--------------


Four. LOCH was leading.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 06:21 PM (Fmupd)

1089 Mattis appears as the helo's go by. heh.///

As the Widow maker goes by.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 20, 2017 06:21 PM (W6Ch1)

1090 Has anyone else thought about the people in other countries that might be watching this, what they think? "Damn, those Americans are such show-offs!"


We ARE so fucking awesome.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 06:22 PM (t+/Ew)

1091 i LOVE the small town feel of this parade!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 06:18 PM (3aBcq)
=====================

Yes! It's wonderful - it feels like America!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 06:22 PM (bpfzP)

1092 Nood

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 06:22 PM (hvf9s)

1093 What is that huge trumpet/tuba like thing that kid his holding on his shoulder?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 06:22 PM (EW9tX)

1094 Has anyone else thought about the people in other countries that might be watching this, what they think? "Damn, those Americans are such show-offs!"


We ARE so fucking awesome.
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 06:22 PM (t+/Ew)


It IS who we are.

It's what we do.

We don't need anybody else to like it or dislike it.

America. We're back. And all y'all all around the world know in your dark little hearts that you missed us. Bad.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:24 PM (s5o+q)

1095 VMI!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 06:25 PM (Enq6K)

1096 VMI... shit mow I'm crying again

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at January 20, 2017 06:26 PM (+ZO6t)

1097 I guess the Marines went buy in the early part of the parade.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 06:27 PM (EW9tX)

1098 Parade? We have at least two tractor festivals every year. It really makes one appreciate not having to work directly beside open belts and gears and such, too.

It gets better, though. Our art teacher drives the FFA bus to all their events.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 06:28 PM (Halhc)

1099 The USAF 4-star saluted as soon as he noticed Trump doing so.

If your superior officer salutes, you salute.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 06:06 PM (s5o+q)


I was career Air Force retiring in 2000. I was going to join the military but the Air Force made me a better offer.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2017 06:29 PM (jKUeC)

1100 This really is like a scaled up small town parade.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 06:30 PM (Halhc)

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