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Inauguration Thread Four

I guess now is the parade to the White House, dragging the bodies of his victims behind his chariots.

Then comes the signing of the executive orders.

Trump just graciously let him use his Marine One chopper to get the hell out of the city.

obama_done_skull.gif

Posted by: Ace at 12:22 PM




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1 GTFO - Obamas.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (tdv0F)

2 First

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (zdM/+)

3 Woot!!

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (CLKfs)

4 Damn...missed it by one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (zdM/+)

5 Oh boy. CHarles C Cooke didn't like the speech. However will our country survive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (SEXy3)

6 Michelle looks like she swallowed a poison arrow frog during the Anthem.

Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (xKUqs)

7 Play Ball!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (n3MnG)

8 Seriously, it is like Christmas Morning!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (3aBcq)

9 *smirk*

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (QtQaN)

10 Interesting speech, not sure yet what to make of it. I know that it will generate a great deal of flak over parts of it. Schumer's speech was not well received.

Posted by: lynndh at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (DaWUf)

11 And by play ball, I mean go sign executive orders.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (n3MnG)

12 ...and good morning/day to Ace and all of the Moronosphere.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (tdv0F)

13 Short and to the point... not poetic, no I, I, I...

Hope it reflects a serious man with serious things to do.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (5zfq1)

14 President Trump leans over to former President Obama and whispers in his ear: "Get the fuck off my lawn."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)

15 Jake's calling the speech "purely populist."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (3jGss)

16 It won't stop moving.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

17 That had to piss off Obama! The speech was everything I hoped it would be!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (3aBcq)

18 Hello!? President Trump has a large agenda to live up to. I hope people aren't disappointed if he can't achieve everything. Personally I'll be happy if he achieves even 10% of them.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (EW9tX)

19 This. Was. AWESOME.

Posted by: Bald Headed Infidel at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (v8aCN)

20 So much boner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (pUDQf)

21 David Frum tries for a chance to suck Obama's dick.

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (e8kgV)

22 Wolf appears not to have liked the speech.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (3jGss)

23 Then comes the signing of the executive orders.


Then comes the SINGING of the executive orders.

With hosannahs and angels with trumpets.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (jBuUi)

24 Hillary's hitting the happy pills again.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (vJCwr)

25 It's morning in America!

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (TJx8f)

26 Now, just salt the earth and we're done, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (pUDQf)

27 Can I be excited that our Commander in Chief actually named our enemies?

"Radical islam"

Posted by: ghbucky at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (D2q91)

28 My son just asked, "So, former President Obama is now jobless?" I told him, "Yes, son, he is."

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (hJamr)

29 Dorris Kerns Goodwin!
Get some head!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (ty7RM)

30 22
Wolf appears not to have liked the speech.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (3jGss)

Wow, really!? I'm shocked....

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (Enq6K)

31 Gotta give the hillbag credit for showing up and composing herself well.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (eDc0r)

32 Hillary looks miserable! Moochelle learned to hold her hand to her heart when National Anthem was sung.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (sj3Ax)

33 Just so y'all will know. (As I clean my face up with tissues, this report is
sent out so that Ace's crew will knowledge of the immediate reaction of
the "neutral" press.)

I don't have cable. I use a digital antenna, and the best reception tends to come from channel 15 PBS.
The reaction was truly weird and opposite our own.
They immediately declared it a campaign speech and emphasized the ugly "carnage" that Trump was emphasizing.

So there you go.
And I say let it go. The proof will be in the pudding. And I think - certainly HOPE - the pudding will be delicious.
Fuck those idiot naysayers.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (dDOWg)

34 Can't stand Chris Wallace. Annoying twat.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (0mRoj)

35 WHERE'S MY BOTTLE!!!!

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (8b+oT)

36 24
Hillary's hitting the happy pills again.


Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (vJCwr

Didnt notice the Doc...I was waiting for a faceplant

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (0LQ4f)

37 Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (pUDQf)

38 There's his fellow orange man, John Boehner

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (X4ZNp)

39 CNN's delusional fantasies fail to come off.

Radio says the crowd was booing Schumer. :-)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

40 who the fuck was just yapping on msnbc? Maddow? Very Dark Speech, America First reminds her of isolationists infiltrated by the nazis.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (b7fwp)

41 Saw an image of Billy Jeff and the Mooch. They both look like they had a pineapple shoved up their asses sideways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (PY9jH)

42

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (nQgx9)

43 As I said in the last thread -

I'm just going to need to remind lefties that are all a fluster over this speech: - You forgot that you were not going to have the bully pulpit forever. You dismissed and ignored and sneered and viciously attacked us for the last 8 years.

This is the result. Fucking own it. It's your big day as much as it is ours.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (oCER9)

44 Sad I missed Jackie Evancho singing, she has the voice of an angel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+)

45 I'd hate to be Secret Service right now. You just know there's an upper decker hidden somewhere in the White House. I blame the Clintons.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (2Mnv1)

46 "Yes, son, he is."

HA!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (ty7RM)

47 Morons and moronettes, we give you Donald Trump, the true President of the people! (As opposed to the People's President, mind you. )

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (ry4ab)

48 Any idea of how many times he said 'I'. Frankly I don't think it even reached five but I'm not sure.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (EW9tX)

49 nicole wallace also saying the speech was dark.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (b7fwp)

50 31
Gotta give the hillbag credit for showing up and composing herself well.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (eDc0r)

It's the meds. Oh, and the booze. OK, mostly the booze.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (jxbfJ)

51 LOL. "Their last trip on the government dime."

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (FQKBL)

52 Here is the headline on the Trump transcript on CNBC:

Read President Trump's full, blistering inaugural speech, attacking Washington, promising 'America first'

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (tewYv)

53 So. Happy.

God bless America

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (4b0RA)

54 Glad to see VP Cheney also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (sRFAL)

55 HEARD SOME BOOZE?!? WHERE?!

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (8b+oT)

56 THAT SPEECH WAS LIKE A DREAM!!!

Ok I'll try to calm down now.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (WuRdh)

57

Community Agitator in Chief won't go away.

There is no planet far enough away.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (nQgx9)

58 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (GwIKd)

59 37
Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.




Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (pUDQf)

Bebe

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (Enq6K)

60 His first executive order should be free pudding cups for all.

Posted by: gogman at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (y2fRy)

61 Yay! Really nice inaugural! Nice address by President Trump. The Obamas behaved with class . The sining by the Mormon Tabernacle choir was fine as was the Star Spangled Banner done by that lovely. talented young woman. I liked the prayers and Scripture readings. God bless bless President Trump nd VP Pence, protect they and their families and God bless the US and protect us from all enemies foreign and domestic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (tOcW/)

62 Laura Bush is such a pretty lady.

W is a lucky guy.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (toH8T)

63 It sounds like all the cable pundits hated the speech.

That's a great sign.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

64 re 48: much more about "we"

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (b7fwp)

65 27 Can I be excited that our Commander in Chief actually named our enemies?

"Radical islam"
Posted by: ghbucky at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (D2q91)

And Washington DC....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (qf6WZ)

66 Zombie, how loud are the wails of despair in San Francisco?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (mBnZE)

67 I guess now is the parade to the White House, dragging the bodies of his victims behind his chariots.

--

I wish!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (Om16U)

68 I just want to re-emphasize my favorite line:

"We all bleed the same red blood of patriots."

That's the sort of thing I'd expect Jefferson to write.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (zdM/+)

69 If I hurry, I can probably catch the three o'clock flight back to Pedo Island...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (qJhUV)

70 It's morning in Texas!

(there, FIFY)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (C9pBZ)

71 15
Jake's calling the speech "purely populist."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (3jGss)

He still in China Town?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (nsB5p)

72 Oh wow, who is the jackass saying the America First slogan is loaded and anti-semitic?

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (hJamr)

73 Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.

It's usually Canada.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (B+qrE)

74 Nicole Wallace on MSNBC still trying to figure out why Trump got elected. And doing poorly.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (s5o+q)

75 WHAT A GREAT DAY! WHAT A GREAT SPEECH! WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!! #MAGA #DEALWITHIT!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (0O7c5)

76 Heard W on CSPAN say "He's getting better" when talking with Dole. I think he was referencing GHWB.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (8iiMU)

77 How is putting America first 'dark.'


So sick of their shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (4b0RA)

78 (F)huck Todd: He's so decisive.
Eat shit m'fer.
He doesn't NEED political capital.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (ty7RM)

79 Bring on the Executive Orders!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (hecJ2)

80 Sad I missed Jackie Evancho singing, she has the voice of an angel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+)


She was on Fox this week, and said she comes from a Christian family and prays before every performance. So, of course she received threats for agreeing to perform for the Inauguration.
Liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (PY9jH)

81
CBS absolutely apoplectic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (ODxAs)

82 Say it with me:

Mister Barack Obama.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (Itid8)

83 Even the talking heads are noting how little he talked about himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

84 How many times did he say I?

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (AJWHw)

85 Hillary is just happy she can drink now.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

86 Doing my best to turn this into a fashion thread...

I will say this for Hillary, white is a good color on her, and she got the good hairstylist today. Want to do your best to look like the one that got away on a day like this.

But if the future of fashion is Jackie O realness a la Melania, not Chairman Mao Bond villain couture, it will be a good era for fashion!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (hvf9s)

87 Has Bikers for Trump kicked any hippy ass yet?

Posted by: Yo! at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (GwIKd)

88 People on the radio saying not many people in the box with Trump were clapping. Good sign!

Posted by: Independent George at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (BDZWU)

89 The speech wasn't for the media and establishment, of course the didn't like it

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (guIHw)

90 Fist Bump of a speech. - Gloria Borger

Da Fuq?

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (48QDY)

91 Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.

It's usually Canada.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (B+qrE)


I'm guessing there's a bunch of them right now trying to get through, after that speech.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (s5o+q)

92 Ha Zombie! I read it as "singing of the executive orders" too. Lol.

Posted by: J. Random Dude and His Amazing Phone at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (tVJE8)

93 America is her People, not her Government. Government for, by and of the People. NOVEL concept.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (hMqvx)

94 14 President Trump leans over to former President Obama and whispers in his ear: "Get the fuck off my lawn."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)


----------------


Heh.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Fmupd)

95 America first is a bad thing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (J+eG2)

96 I turned on the radio but wtf it's not Rush

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Om16U)

97 1 GTFO - Obamas.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (tdv0F)


Keep an eye on the silverware

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (laMCB)

98 Oh wow, who is the jackass saying the America First slogan is loaded and anti-semitic?

It's obviously anti-Israel. They will say this with no hint of irony.

You may facepalm when ready.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

99 Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.
---
I'll let Bibi go first, for appearance's sake.

Posted by: V Putin at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (3Liv/)

100 "CHarles C Cooke didn't like the speech."

He can eat a BoD's.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (hLRSq)

101 This is why Donald Trump is only supported by a small minority of America.

Who are these idiots on ABC?

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (hJamr)

102 I've never watched an inauguration before (because Canadian) and all I can say is wow! that was one hell of a speech. I'd say that the Horde wrote it except there was no mention of boobs.

Congratulations America!

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Z+wR7)

103 I denounce myself but I kept flipping off my TV during the red meat parts of the inauguration as the figurative stand in for the marxist FNM and DNC.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (Jen0I)

104 So my supervisor actually let us watch the inauguration - hooray!

I missed the part where Trump sacrificed a live goat and used its spine to strangle Chuck Schumer, though - I hope it's on the Youtubes.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

105 Hillary was quoted as saying. "Fuck!!!!"

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (L3YlV)

106 And there is Mr Hewitt, doom and gloom.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (J+eG2)

107 *wanders up here*

I'm going to repeat myself because I want the attention.


That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (mf5HN)

108 And now, Donald Trump challenges Chuck Schumer to a duel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)

109 Excellent inauguration! And shorter than the previous two, may God be praised!



Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (ry4ab)

110 that speech was all about POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got it - you don't!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (3aBcq)

111 Beschloss also thinks the speech was dark, very few olive branches offered to the opposition, or something like that.

oh, yeah, Maddow looks pissy.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (b7fwp)

112 Can we put Trump's speech on the walls of a monument now?

Where is the perfect location? DC, or not?

Joe says on the walls of a destroyed Cabinet Agency building. Works for me.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (U8Hxf)

113 Wow, Talledaga Marching Band got about half a million dollars in donations to help get them to Dee Cee.

You racists must have more money than I thought.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (d76uN)

114 How is putting America first 'dark.'


So sick of their shit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (4b0RA)


Lets you know very clearly where THEIR priorities lie, doesn't it?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (s5o+q)

115 52 Here is the headline on the Trump transcript on CNBC:

Read President Trump's full, blistering inaugural speech, attacking Washington, promising 'America first'

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 12:26 PM (tewYv)

They actually got it correct?

/checks the thermometer....

Posted by: Satan, in Hell... at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (qf6WZ)

116 86 Doing my best to turn this into a fashion thread...

I will say this for Hillary, white is a good color on her, and she got the good hairstylist today. Want to do your best to look like the one that got away on a day like this.

But if the future of fashion is Jackie O realness a la Melania, not Chairman Mao Bond villain couture, it will be a good era for fashion!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (hvf9s)

If this becomes a fashion thread, I would like to point out that Kellyanne's modern day American Revolution War dress is the greatest dress I've seen.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (WuRdh)

117

Rush online:

http://player.listenlive.co/18241

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (mZGNr)

118 Nicole Wallace on MSNBC still trying to figure out why Trump got elected. And doing poorly.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (s5o+q)


The same bitch who stabbed Sarah Palin in the back repeatedly while working on McCain's campaign? The same bitch who sat on The View?

F*ck her in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)

119 66 Zombie, how loud are the wails of despair in San Francisco?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


I dunno -- I just woke up. Missed the whole thing. Have no plans to turn on the television, now or anytime this week.

As forecast, it's raining like hell here, which (HA ha!) likely put the kibosh on many of the planned protests.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (jBuUi)

120 People on the radio saying not many people in the box with Trump were clapping. Good sign!

Why?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (tOcW/)

121
37

Wonder which foreign leader will call Trump first.



Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:25 PM (pUDQf)

Bebe
--

Am I wrong to laugh and say Putin?

/but I bet Bebe as well

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (J5mC3)

122 I want film footage of him signing the orders.

I NEED film footage of him signing the orders.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (4ErVI)

123 It sounds like all the cable pundits hated the speech.


===


E.O. 3 - FCC licensing for the following organizations will be revoked until further notice and further broadcasting from these sources will be punished as Incitement to Riot: CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC...

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (toH8T)

124 These dolts on the set are still melting down.

Posted by: Lester Holt at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (uY5Mk)

125 Charles Cooke is wrong. Completely wrong.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (U+nHb)

126 Who's the fucking bint who was shouting questions at Trump and Obama in the Capitol Rotunda?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (s5o+q)

127 84
How many times did he say I?

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:27 PM (AJWHw)

I think once: "I will never, never let you down."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (8iiMU)

128 Weeping cunts on cbs pissing and moaning. Muhuhaha, bitches. Gonna be a longer 8 years for you than the last have been for us.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (DJUMj)

129 Laura Bush is such a pretty lady.

W is a lucky guy.
Posted by: Mortimer
------------

Poised, well spoken, gracious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (ZO497)

130 BTW, the brunette in red w/the black fur jacket????


rawwwrrrrrffff. In a good way.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (C9pBZ)

131 By the way, ace, I thought your four-part threading of the Inauguration mirroring last night's threads (even if coincidental) was poignant.

And further, ace: thank you.
So glad to be here. Thank you so much. So much more than I can say. Thanks.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (dDOWg)

132 Heh, CNN dude is upset Trump mentioned Bill but not Hillary.
Uh, he mentioned former presidents.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

133 120
People on the radio saying not many people in the box with Trump were clapping. Good sign!



Why?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (tOcW/)

They were in the crosshairs

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (0LQ4f)

134 "*wanders up here*

I'm going to repeat myself because I want the attention.


That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face."

And then sopping up the gravy with a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)

135 As Trump and Obama were walking through the Rotunda, Obama said to him, "As I said, I'll be just around the corner."

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (VSjwn)

136 And there is Mr Hewitt, doom and gloom.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017.

12:28 PM (

What did that dipshit say.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (L3YlV)

137 95 America first is a bad thing?
-------
Only if one is a globalist oligarch or a Commie.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (ry4ab)

138 Everybody underestimated Trump, including me.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (buBai)

139 Open the gates of the FEMA camps

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (e8kgV)

140 Also... Melania was wearing Ralph Lauren.

His stock is up if you look at the numbers.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J5mC3)

141 You dismissed and ignored and sneered and viciously attacked us for the last 8 years.

Obama's 2009 benediction...
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/822495258873307136


Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (XFRz1)

142 64 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.. NOT MISSED ONE BIT..

oops.. caps.. oh well..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (UpGcq)

143 CNN talking heads are upset that Trump mentioned gangs and carnage--without giving credit for improvements under his predecessors.
Well, also without giving the numbers of gang killings in Chicago!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (3jGss)

144 Thank You, Lord! It is done.

Posted by: gapoz at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (thyJJ)

145 We're not going to screw around, this is not kum bi ya-
Hugh Hewitt on NBC

Talk about hearing footsteps!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (PHcLa)

146 Well, the Russians have won.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (tdv0F)

147 And f*ck Father Coughlin in particular for almost ruining the associations with "America First."

There is nothing wrong with America First: exactly the correct prism through which to view all choices in national policy.

We have to stop being trapped by cliches: "America First" is not wrong because of Father Coughlin and "We are a nation of immigrants" is no reason to abolish the border and abandon our sovereignty.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (QtQaN)

148 94
14 President Trump leans over to former President Obama and whispers in his ear: "Get the fuck off my lawn."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)


Never fcked a fat girl, what's it like?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (nsB5p)

149 Beschloss also thinks the speech was dark, very few olive branches offered to the opposition, or something like that.

Yes, because the previous administration was all about reaching across the aisle and offering peace to his opponents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (39g3+)

150 lotta black paint in that parking lot

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (0LQ4f)

151 These dolts on the set are still melting down.

Posted by: Lester Holt at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (uY5Mk)


PTSD = President Trump Swearing-In Disorder.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

152 Now that we have transitioned from the Iranians to the Russians ...

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (e8kgV)

153 Awful speech - Trump didn't even say anything about today being the day that the Earth healed and the oceans stopped rising. Sad!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)

154 Fox: We are now awaiting President Obama to depart.

America: So are we all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (L3YlV)

155
A New Sheriff is in town.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (ODxAs)

156 I just found out my schadenboner has a better credit rating than I do...and mine's not bad.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (9krrF)

157 Hmm, elections might have consequences after all?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (wCEn4)

158 OK so this Supposed Hardasss was Blubbering all the way through !

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (y3aQB)

159 That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face."

And then sopping up the gravy with a cheeseburger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)


And washing it down with calf's blood.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (s5o+q)

160 Pardon, me - Hillary.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (tdv0F)

161 Why is America first Bad?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (hMqvx)

162 Shorter Trump Inauguration speech:

https://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8



'... and shit down their necks. Let us pray.'

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (4O5ms)

163 How many times did he say I?

Posted by: Jean

I think once: "I will never, never let you down."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS

He did not, however, state whether he would give us up, run around, hurt, or desert us

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (39g3+)

164 I hope all the Marines on the help had a hearty bean breakfast.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (PHcLa)

165 BTW, the brunette in red w/the black fur jacket????





rawwwrrrrrffff. In a good way.

Posted by: Anon a mouse
-----
Yowza!

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (8b+oT)

166 Rush is waxing rhapsodic about the Battle Hymn last night. The version they sang was composed by Mack Wilberg, director of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. IT is my favorite version of it! So lovely. The soft beauty of the lilies part is the best.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (hvf9s)

167 64 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.. NOT MISSED ONE BIT..

oops.. caps.. oh well..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (UpGcq)


They need to be told they have to stay away as part of the Perpetual Protest Against TrumpHitler.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (hLRSq)

168 So hoping Barry hits his head on the door of Marine One or AF One or whatever.

For shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)

169 Beschloss also thinks the speech was dark, very few olive branches offered to the opposition, or something like that.





Fuck the opposition. We won.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (xkaSw)

170 "America First" Is Really Bad for America, and Here's Why

Posted by: Vox! at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (QtQaN)

171 Trump's speech short version: http://tinyurl.com/grt9cj7

Media is wetting itself. LOL

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (E54Jq)

172 I can't get over the cluelessness of the pundits. They are the ultimate bubble boys, no idea at all what Americans really want.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (/tuJf)

173 What is Pelosis pin?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (4b0RA)

174 Helo, not help

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (PHcLa)

175 120 People on the radio saying not many people in the box with Trump were clapping. Good sign!

Why?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (tOcW/)


Because they are the ones he was calling out.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (cAnNx)

176 People on the radio saying not many people in the box with Trump were clapping. Good sign!



Why?

====

Because they hate us , Fen.

They want to be royalty. They want to be Roman Senators. They want to be kings and emperors and sultans.

They hate giving up power to "we the people" .

They HATE us.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (toH8T)

177 About "America First" - they're talking about the anti-war movement in the thirties. (Lindbergh, Father Coughlin, etc.)

I don't think that's a fair take on Trump, but I can see why that phrase in particular raises eyebrows.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (OVUYQ)

178 They're almost gone

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (Rsi2C)

179 How much for that rug your wearing Moochie?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (nsB5p)

180 Keep an eye on the silverware
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh
------------

Yeah, we need to count the spoons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (ZO497)

181 Melania looks fantastic.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (0mRoj)

182 "I will never, never let you down."

FINALLY, a post-racial president.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

183 Nicole Wallace on MSNBC still trying to figure out why Trump got elected. And doing poorly.
Posted by: filbert

Look at your ratings, no one likes you or your viewpoint. Clue 1

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (AJWHw)

184 161 Why is America first Bad?
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (hMqvx)

====================

Because some people who didn't want to get involved with World War II used it? And they were fascist sympathizers?

I think that's it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (zdM/+)

185 Tell the Air Force I've got a four o'clock tee time in Palm Beach and I expect to make it!

Posted by: Former Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (qJhUV)

186 awww, Barky just kissed Moochelle's hand. Biden looks confused.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (b7fwp)

187 I liked the way Melania looked and smile while holding the Bible's.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (JNDQi)

188 Good speech. Not Republican or Conservative. It was a speech by someone who understands and believes in America.

Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (RzmYo)

189 Saw Melania's face while First Hubby took the oath. She was very proud & happy. Live the dream, babe!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (ry4ab)

190 That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.
---
That's just mean.

And also awesome.

Posted by: V Putin at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (3Liv/)

191 Eight years ago today, there was snow on the ground and I so despised the Obama's waving goodbye to Marine One and the Bush's.

Today, it's 73 degrees. I'm having a toast.

GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (48QDY)

192 >>Obama's 2009 benediction...
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/822495258873307136


Good reminder, HR!
Had forgotten that awful benediction.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

193 @168
I'd trade "door" for "prop blade" but that would be H8ful.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (QtQaN)

194 Obama flies off....everbody leaves and Sheriff Joe is left standing there

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (0LQ4f)

195 Biden just squeezed Melanie's ass.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (4b0RA)

196 I watched the whole speech, and my *I me* counter barely twitched, rather than screaming into the dozens per narcissistic minute as it has done for the last 8 years.

And it is sooooo nice to NOT have to dive for the mute button when the President is a talkin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (xpfRn)

197 THe Marine who lost the coin toss must be cursing his luck as he escorts Mooch down the steps, with the most gorgeous FLOTUS in history just a few steps away.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (11H2y)

198 Washington Business As Usual just got gut-punched.

The usual suspects are howling in pain.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (s5o+q)

199 Weeping cunts on cbs pissing and moaning.

-
Schwing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)

200 There go Joe and The Doctor....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (ZO497)

201 And the laminations of their wommenz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (J+eG2)

202 So dark, the MSM whispered so as not to be heard by the Gestapo, this talk of giving power back to the people is dangerous!

#thisiswhyyougotTrump

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (pUDQf)

203 The streets look nice when they're wet.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (VdICR)

204 I actually began to tear up during the national anthem. My 2 kids, 15 and 16 have spent half of their lives under the worst president in American history. If President Trump does half of what he says, their future is looking brighter than ever today. Time to hold them accountable and get to work! #MAGA

Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (27k1O)

205 All the women over 35 need to get their long hair cut. KellyAnne Conway was on F&F this am & her hair makes her look older than 50. They showed clip of her last night with her hair up & she looked beautiful.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (sj3Ax)

206 Van Jones is making some good points. Including: America is leaving the world stage.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (3jGss)

207 Three different kinds of Christian and a Rabbi present. No Muzzies. Good.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (ry4ab)

208 To the choppa!

Posted by: Some Austrian dude at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (2oT9c)

209 I guess now is the parade to the White House, dragging the bodies of his victims behind his chariots.

Sic Transit Gloria

Posted by: The Whispering Hat at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (OzJeO)

210 132 Heh, CNN dude is upset Trump mentioned Bill but not Hillary.
Uh, he mentioned former presidents.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (NOIQH)



We ARE The President!!!

Posted by: 1993 Hillary at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (uY5Mk)

211 My one hope is that since Trump owes nothing to anyone on his trip to the White House, that he will be able to accomplish some of those promises.

And I hope he is a vindictive bastard.. all the commies who passed up inauguration day should see a 50% drop in the subsidies to their districts.. fuck 'em.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (UpGcq)

212 Wow, the difference between the way the current and former First Ladies stand and hold themselves couldn't be more stark.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (hecJ2)

213 I can't get tv news stations at work. How are the special snowflakes at the Ministry of Truth taking it?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (WuRdh)

214 Joe Biden lingering on Melania...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (n3MnG)

215 Laura Bush looks like a pixie. I bet she's a little minx.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (7lehe)

216 Don't stop watching the feed - Obama and Biden now being escorted out - almost as good as Trump being sworn in!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (Fb9aZ)

217 Didn't like Schumer's speech,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (tOcW/)

218 That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face."

And then sopping up the gravy with a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)


I love inauguration poetry!

Posted by: DR Maya Angeloo at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (wCEn4)

219 Because some people who didn't want to get involved with World War II used it? And they were fascist sympathizers?

Most notably, the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

220 That speech was a warning: Recess is over,

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

221 ABC complaining that Trump speech didn't "ease minds" and was "beligerant" and "dystopian". These losers are deeply afraid now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (S2VsH)

222 Not enough pudding and Val-U-Rite in all the world.

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (YZ7Go)

223 209 I guess now is the parade to the White House, dragging the bodies of his victims behind his chariots.

Sic Transit Gloria
Posted by: The Whispering Hat at January 20, 2017 12:33 PM (OzJeO)

==================

"When do I have to report to the camps?"
-Sally Kohn, silly, unserious person

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (zdM/+)

224 That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:28 PM (mf5HN)

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (Om16U)

225 185
Tell the Air Force I've got a four o'clock tee time in Palm Beach and I expect to make it!


Posted by: Former Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (qJhUV)

Tough shit asshole, the courses are closed, it's raining and 40 degrees

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (nsB5p)

226 NY Times headline tomorrow. Good by Jesus, hello Hitler

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (6Ll1u)

227 Melania and Donald are finally smiling.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (3jGss)

228

That speech was the rhetorical equivalent of eating veal off a vegan's face."



And then sopping up the gravy with a cheeseburger.



===

HAHAHA

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (toH8T)

229

Jill, you got the paste?

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (+DAtP)

230 No, Joe. You can't ride on the hood.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (8b+oT)

231 Trump has a vision that is not shared by any of the elites, right or left. He thinks we can re-industrialize. All of the elites have discounted Trump from day 1. It will be interesting to see if he's able to pull this off and if it will make America great again. I'm hoping he's right. This is the exact opposite of Obama 8 years ago. Rush called it then; he's a socialist, I hope he fails.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (teGBX)

232 Why is America first Bad?


Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:31 PM (hMqvx)


Because America is an imperialit, colonialist, militaristic power that grew wealthy on the sweat of slaves and now exploits the poor brown, black, and yellow people of the world to maintain an unsustainable lifestyle that is the direct cause of all harm to sweet mother Gaia and for all of these manifest sins it must be punished. America First is the slogan of these hating haters that McHatey with their hates.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

233 And they were fascist sympathizers?

I think that's it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not necessarily. They had German roots, but the fascists in America were Wilson's Democrats. Don't let the left distort history.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (AJWHw)

234 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

Hey fuckhead, we have these things called cars and planes that the rest of the world would kill to have.

And that's why you got Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

235 Man, these comments are flying today.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (qgUJH)

236 Husband's oldest niece was on the Mall at TFG's first inauguration. Said it was the happiest day of her life.

I asked her why the Mall was so covered in trash.

She wasn't happy.

Please Trumpers, clean up after yourselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

237 I'd like to think they are exchanging insults when there's no sound, like Ron Burgandy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (VdICR)

238 My schadenboner has a six pack.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (6m17V)

239 193 @168
I'd trade "door" for "prop blade" but that would be H8ful.
--------
I guess it would be too much to re-enact a certain movie scene...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (ry4ab)

240
Rush:

Trump's speech was a shot across the bow at the DC establishment and the America-hating world. He blamed them to their faces. Rightly so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (mbhDw)

241 Nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah
Hey hey
Goodbye!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (0mRoj)

242 Heh, Mooch doesn't want any part of this

Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (+tRIN)

243 140 Also... Melania was wearing Ralph Lauren.

His stock is up if you look at the numbers.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J5mC3)

I heard Tiffany's stock is up too

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (Om16U)

244 We are a nation of immigrants" is no reason to abolish the border and abandon our sovereignty.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (QtQaN)

that, and it really pisses off people like me...

We were here BEFORE there was a United States... hell, we fought to CREATE it.

And even then.... those who were BORN here are NOT Immigrants...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)

245 No poet there, either.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

246 Trump promoted UNITY - loved it. Strong speech.

Anyone in Philly area, or Delco: Traub bakery has MAGA cakes, they did a really good job. Selling out quickly though.

Prospect Park

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (nNdYv)

247 "over." Or, if you prefer, "over, BITCHES."

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

248 PIXY!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (8b+oT)

249 BBC America is burbling on about Birtherism.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (s5o+q)

250 My schadenboner just took the red pill and cornholed Agent Smith

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (87y4e)

251 OBAMA's GETTING INTO MARINE ONE!!!!

GET OUT OF TRUMP'S HELICOPTER!!!

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (8rNrN)

252 About "America First" - they're talking about the anti-war movement in the thirties. (Lindbergh, Father Coughlin, etc.)

I don't think that's a fair take on Trump, but I can see why that phrase in particular raises eyebrows.


Yes, James Mattis, Rex Tillerson, and Mike Flynn are raving isolationsists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (B+qrE)

253 I didn't understand Schumer's speech at all. I was so distracted by a kind of visceral dislike that I couldn't even really follow what point he was trying to make with that letter.

(Tuned out right at, "My beloved Sally!")

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (OVUYQ)

254 219 Because some people who didn't want to get involved with World War II used it? And they were fascist sympathizers?

Most notably, the Left.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

===============

"My professor told me that fascists are on the right, and my professor, who donates the leftist causes, would never lie to me about such things."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (zdM/+)

255 I have this weird feeling inside....I think it's called...HOPE....it's been so long...

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (JNDQi)

256 OMG, we get to see them go into the chopper and leave forever!!!! yay!

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (11H2y)

257 I hope they show video of them trying to get Michele into the Crate for transport to her new enclosure.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (tdv0F)

258 And Michelle is ticked off bigtime.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (3jGss)

259 Oooo, oooo... the moment I've been waiting for!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (ZO497)

260 138 Everybody underestimated Trump, including me.
Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (buBai)


-------------


The only time I underestimated Trump was when he was coming down the escalator on the day he announced he was running. Then I started listening what he was saying.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (Fmupd)

261 OBAMA IS LEAVING

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (4ErVI)

262
Good Riddance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (ODxAs)

263 Buh-bye, fuckers.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (8b+oT)

264 Loading up Marine One. Buh bye!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (xkaSw)

265 Yeah, we need to count the spoons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (ZO497)

meh. Let 'em take it all. Small price to pay.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (Yi9Gb)

266 My boner will reach 20000 by end of the day.

Posted by: Dow Jones at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (bc2Lc)

267 That's a sweet helicopter

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (6Ll1u)

268 bye obamas

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (8mO0Q)

269 234 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

Hey fuckhead, we have these things called cars and planes that the rest of the world would kill to have.

And that's why you got Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (/tuJf)


America = 3,200 miles across, 1,100 miles thick

What a stupid schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (mbhDw)

270 Annnnnnnd...buh bye.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (W2wn0)

271 "If you open your heart to patriotism , there is no room for prejudice."


That was really good.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (toH8T)

272 236 Husband's oldest niece was on the Mall at TFG's first inauguration. Said it was the happiest day of her life.

I asked her why the Mall was so covered in trash.

She wasn't happy.

Please Trumpers, clean up after yourselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

We just got rid of some trash via limo and helicopter.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (0mRoj)

273 cop cars and paddy wagon headed to State dept or CIA?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (0LQ4f)

274 Goodbye, asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (ZO497)

275 Trump is issuing orders to divert the Obama's helicopter to Gitmo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

276 173 What is Pelosis pin?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
---------------

Something about saving Obamacare.

Posted by: Chi at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (uY5Mk)

277 Melania is so lovely. Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (NOIQH)

278 Goodbye!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (3jGss)

279
Sayanora, fuckface obama!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (mZGNr)

280 Gone.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (8iiMU)

281 Melania floats along like a dancer.

Michelle plods like a plowhorse.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (hecJ2)

282


HE GONE

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (toH8T)

283 Is that Marine One spinning up to dump Obama in the Atlantic or at least cart the failed 44 off to someplace where he can do less harm?

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (TppKb)

284 Wow, Mochelle barely cleared the door of the chopper. I bet she has to butter her thighs to get from room to room.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (11H2y)

285 Trumps saying goodbye to the Obamas at Marine One.

Trump just saluted a young Marine guard.

And I just started crying again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

286 Crank that bitch up.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (48QDY)

287 I have not a fuck to give if any "conservative" pundit didn't like the speech.Fuck them,they were almost uniformly wrong about everything.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (r/0kC)

288 Everybody underestimated Trump, including me.
Posted by: Pepe




Not everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (xkaSw)

289 Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (/zyrl)

290 Goodbye you jug eared son of a bitch.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (Cf0i2)

291
Melania has nice legs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (ODxAs)

292 "My schadenboner has a six pack."
-Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (6m17V)

Mine just opened a six-pack. Of non twist-off bottles.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (6gk0M)

293 My schadenboner's power level is over 9000.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (0mRoj)

294 Is anyone in the media setting themselves on fire as the chopper leaves?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (4ErVI)

295 173
What is Pelosis pin?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (4b0RA)

I have been wondering all morning - seen no close ups but it certainly looks tacky.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (W13WA)

296 I'll check the place out and see if we can get you part of your deposit back.

Posted by: Trump at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (8b+oT)

297 Trump is issuing orders to divert the Obama's helicopter to Gitmo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

Benghazi.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (caL0r)

298 Fredo's on the choppa. Now get the fuck away from my house.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (Fmupd)

299 Avenge MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary up 4 in Florida at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (qUNWi)

300 Ha. The day gets better. Hotair's top left, bright red inauguration coverage thread?

34 comments as of 12:40pm, ten+ minutes after Trump's speech.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (Halhc)

301 >>> Also... Melania was wearing Ralph Lauren.
His stock is up if you look at the numbers.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (J5mC3)

Good. He is connected to the Bush family through marriage, so even if he hates Trump he does not have a huge eff off GOP thing going most designers have.

Probably not done on purpose, but I liked the old and new pres were wearing bold ties in their party colors, and their wives were wearing subdues colors for the opposite party. If not planned, very kismet.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (hvf9s)

302 Na na na na

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (gTQoY)

303 Spool it up!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (ZO497)

304 Why is America first Bad?
--

Ask George Soros.

And Mexico

And Europe

"Globalism"

America first means we're not playing their globalism game.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (J5mC3)

305 275 Trump is issuing orders to divert the Obama's helicopter to Gitmo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

hah

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (3jGss)

306 Trump: "Enough of this. Time to work. Running late."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (8iiMU)

307 If anyone thinks the NeverTrumpers are going to go away now that it's over, that's not going to happen.

It was never about Pussygate or Russia hacking the election or any of the other pseudo-issues pushed in the media.

It's globalism. The NeverTrumpers stand for unrestricted trade and immigration across the US border for the convenience of global interests, and the ability to profit by accessing a US consumer market artificially goosed by endless rising debt and a flood of Fed money and using cheap foreign labor and regulatory arbitrage. At least until the music stops, and the American economy has been plucked clean when they will move on.

For obvious reasons, no one openly runs on this agenda, so they pushed all the pseudo-issues. But their strong economic interest remains, and they continue to control the Beltway establishment.

The fight isn't over, it continues.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (hA1V+)

308 OBAMA's GETTING INTO MARINE ONE!!!!

That's not what it is called, Ace. He will NEVER have that call sign again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (B+qrE)

309
It'd be awful if something happened to obama...

I'd hate to lose Marine One. It's such a nice helicopter.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (mZGNr)

310 Screw it. It's only 10:30 but I'm having a martini.
I'm so happy!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Rsi2C)

311 97 @Hurricane LaFawnduh

Make sure to count the spoons. ;p

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (ry4ab)

312 Please Trumpers, clean up after yourselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

They will Jane.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (4b0RA)

313 I got to wave bye bye to Barak!

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (KvWlw)

314 And one of the potentially best Presidents ever definitely has THE hottest First Lady. - EVER.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (dDOWg)

315 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you.

It had to be said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Nwg0u)

316 Get the damn thing in the air...

Ah! here we go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (ZO497)

317 >.Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.


We've been building our military, which protects these countries who build high-speed rail.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

318 Did somebody say Fredo's in the choppa???????

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (qUNWi)

319 Get that copter OUT of here

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (nsB5p)

320 Emotional for the Obama's.

Don't recall the same commentary for the Bushes.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (48QDY)

321 AtC,
I bet he made you like him today....against your wishes...so that's like rape, right? DONALD TRUMP RAPED ALEX THE CHICK!!!!! ////

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (JNDQi)

322
I can almost guarantee that Obama will be on one or all of the Sunday shows if not the day after tomorrow then certainly next week.

Any takers on that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)

323 Trump: you the People are in charge now.Not the Washington establishment . And America comes first.

MSM: what a dark speech!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (P8951)

324 My schadenboner just brewed a barrel of imperial stout!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (8b+oT)

325 they are arguing in back where to go

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (0LQ4f)

326 For what it is worth (re: attendance numbers), I live a few blocks from the red line for the inauguration zone. We stayed home and watched it on TV in part because of the threats, and in part because of the media (I have a job which would be endangered if I were seen to be pro-trump or anti-democratic party).

I'm part of the 4%

Posted by: some asshole at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (FR8O0)

327 gtfo bammy

sigh and smile.

Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (iU+1A)

328 Wave bye bye to the bad man, kids.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (ry4ab)

329

Trump called in a gun-run by the space shuttle door gunner...

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (+DAtP)

330 Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (W13WA)
Peolosi has an odd gait.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (IgBFP)

331 Saw the last of the Mooch's fat ass board the helicopter.
Drink!

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Ivjge)

332 There was a very skillful insertion of foreign policy in the speech. Trump specifically said he would put America's interests first, while understanding that other nations put their interests first, also.

Interesting.

Posted by: Blake at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (qC1Sy)

333 I feel the need to rush home and pack my deployment bag. Looks like I might get the chance to head back to Iraq and fuck shit up properly this time.

Posted by: SSG Kane at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (cjplq)

334 the fun is about to begin

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (c6/9Q)

335 Buh bye jef!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (6eSoV)

336
Then comes the signing of the executive orders.

Then comes the spankings...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (mZGNr)

337 Trump just saluted a young Marine guard."

Ok, wasn't sure if I saw that.

I'll say it again - I doubt if I agree with more than half of what he'll do or say, but I do not doubt for one second the love President Trump has for this great nation.

And yes, I can now say "President Trump".

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)

338 Marine One does an "oopsy" over the pool on the Mall and Barry tumbles out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

339 Feels nice to have a man in the White House.

Posted by: Caliban at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (DrC22)

340 When does Trump sign the EOs? That's gonna be funsie.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (pCUr3)

341 To listen to the press, the nation is rolling in gravy, and we all have jobs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (J+eG2)

342 GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

343 324 My schadenboner just brewed a barrel of imperial stout!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (8b+oT)

Natural yeast.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (0mRoj)

344 I've never watched a helicopter take off with such joy.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (8mO0Q)

345 WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOWWWW???

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (caL0r)

346 Annnnnd..... lift off!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (ZO497)

347 Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Ivjge)
I wouldn't want to stand next to Melania. Michelle is wider than Donald.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (IgBFP)

348 Uh, we can't take off with Michelle's ass on board...

Posted by: Marine One at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

349 Doorbell rang, so The JEF is on Marine One? I'm waiting to have second sip of wine. I can't drink this early.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)

350 Huh, didn't realize the pilot had to fly in his dress uniform. That's got to suck

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (lxPhc)

351 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

Run with that one, pinheads. It's a winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (B+qrE)

352
I was literally choking up when Trump was sworn in.

Posted by: fixeruper at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

353
Rush reading a Reagan inaugural, and although perhaps better written than Trump's, the content is almost identical.

And don't forget he went after Carter's record too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (mbhDw)

354 >>> Please Trumpers, clean up after yourselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)
We just got rid of some trash via limo and helicopter.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (0mRoj)

NYC seals up all the trash cans during New Years, wonder if they do that in DC for inaugurations. But I have the utmost faith the Deplorables will take their trash with them if there is nowhere to throw it away.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (hvf9s)

355 So long, fuckstick!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (0mRoj)

356 I have not a fuck to give if any "conservative" pundit didn't like the speech.Fuck them,they were almost uniformly wrong about everything.

I caught part of CNN. They were bemoaning that Trump had said he wanted to emulate JFK and Reagan, but his speech had none of their, and I quote "appeal to the better angels of our nature."

I always said I wasn't voting for Trump because I wanted him. I was voting for revenge. And that inaugural speech was as close to a slap in the face and "I challenge you, sir" to DC than anything I've ever seen.

God bless you and keep your pimp hand strong, Mr. President.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (X6fMO)

357 300 Ha. The day gets better. Hotair's top left, bright red inauguration coverage thread?

34 comments as of 12:40pm, ten+ minutes after Trump's speech.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (Halhc)

==================

That count is weird, but not really accurate. 34 is the number of comments that people have built conversations off of, not the number of total comments.

It could use another name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (zdM/+)

358 Obamas in the chopper, flying away, and you think it's over, and the screen credits will start rolling.

And you hear Barack's voice say, "We'll let the noise die down, and then start organizing the resistance. Look how long it took Mugabee. We will prevail."

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (1bQAQ)

359 --
OBAMA's GETTING INTO MARINE ONE!!!!



That's not what it is called, Ace. He will NEVER have that call sign again.
----------------

It's now Marine Deuce.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (pMGkg)

360 My Schadenboner just booked a trip to Vegas on it's own.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (L3YlV)

361 Then comes the signing of the executive orders.

Then comes the spankings...

---

and democrats airing grievances. Like every other day

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (PqqkK)

362 added the last "DONE" skull

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (8rNrN)

363 oh what a relief it is . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (C6xeQ)

364 Pelosi and the other demoncrats showed up wearing pins saying:

#ProtectOurCare

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (jxbfJ)

365 Gone! I can put wine away.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (sj3Ax)

366
No, Rush, with all due respect: what Trump did today IS unprecedented.
--- But we'll see if he can live up to it.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (dDOWg)

367 Well . . . . Bye
(Curly Bill)

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (Rsi2C)

368 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (ZO497)

369 Everybody underestimated Trump, including me.

Posted by: Pepe









Not everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (xkaSw)

Some of us pointed to the white papers on his campaign website 18 months ago and were convinced by that he was the real deal.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

370
If he did nothing but identify radical Islam by name, it would have been one of the great inaugural speeches ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (mbhDw)

371 295 173
What is Pelosis pin?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 12:32 PM (4b0RA)

I have been wondering all morning - seen no close ups but it certainly looks tacky.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (W13WA)

You have to wear the pin before you can find out what it says.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (WuRdh)

372 It has been a long 18 months.


Socialism was tried in America for 8 years.


It failed. The Republic held.

She's battered and bruised. But she's still got the heart of a lion.

God Bless You America. God Bless You.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (toH8T)

373 Fly away, you hateful fuck. You did what you wanted: you weakened America. But you didn't kill it off. Now the rebuilding begins.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (S2VsH)

374 >>>That's not what it is called, Ace. He will NEVER have that call sign again.
----------------

It's now Marine Deuce.

...

oh right

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (8rNrN)

375 We have to stop being trapped by cliches: "America First" is not wrong because of Father Coughlin and "We are a nation of immigrants" is no reason to abolish the border and abandon our sovereignty.

*applauds*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (OVUYQ)

376 I thought a bunch of bureaucrats would be hanging from the helicopter skids.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (n3MnG)

377 Buh-Bye!

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (E54Jq)

378 Other Presidents:
Jimmeh: Still able to move on his own power. Don't know if he will make 2020 though. Rosalyn doing good; Southern ladies age well.
Bush I: Absent but remembered.
Bill: We saw you checkin' out Melania and Ivanka, old goat. (Does the Hildabeast own even one dress?)
Bush II: Here because he was invited, and minding his manners. Laura also looking good.
Obummer: The junkie realizing he is about to be cut off, and getting the most out of that last hit...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (ry4ab)

379 Mr. Ex-President, please fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (caL0r)

380 >>I can almost guarantee that Obama will be on one or all of the Sunday
shows if not the day after tomorrow then certainly next week.



Any takers on that?




Naw, he's on vacation.
But I have no doubt he'll become a regular guest in a month or so. Because he will crave the spotlight and the the feeling that the world needs his wisdom to survive.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

381 On to the signings, and the spankings.

Rum and sodomy ?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (J+eG2)

382 I expect Melania's dress for the ball will be more easily replicated for you ettes. She is just beautiful.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (6Ll1u)

383 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----
Trash can.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)

384 Wasn't able to watch. Watching the tv's at a restaurant, it all seems peaceful Trump and Obama chatting. I take it no one rushed the stage and defecated?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (PjWy4)

385
and one more time......

hrc wnb potus

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (ODxAs)

386 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

-
THERE'S A HIGH SPEED RAIL GAP!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (Nwg0u)

387 Also kudos to Ace for the flaming skull poster and farewell music.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (ry4ab)

388 Huh, didn't realize the pilot had to fly in his dress uniform. That's got to suck


Ha! My husband said the exact same thing.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (hJamr)

389 na-na-na-na
na-na-NA-NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOOOODBYE...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (9krrF)

390

My fellow Americans, our national nightmare is over...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (+DAtP)

391 I can't believe that pencil neck is finally gone.

Posted by: Abby Normal at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (cQO95)

392 Buh-bye, Marxist bastard!

Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (xKUqs)

393 273 cop cars and paddy wagon headed to State dept or CIA?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:36 PM (0LQ4f)

Hopefully to round up leakers and transport them to Gitmo. Interrogation first, trial later.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

394 365
Gone! I can put wine away.



Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (sj3Ax)

Did you mean put/aka drink another bottle?

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (nsB5p)

395 added the last "DONE" skull
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (8rNrN)

-----

My schadenboner became sentient, pulled itself away from me and is now hitting on Mrs Fixer.

Posted by: fixeruper at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

396 Pelosi and the other demoncrats showed up wearing pins saying:

#ProtectOurCare


It's not 'theirs'. They don't use it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

397 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----
Shit bird.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)

398 Ace-

Re; The previous thread. I know that you're glad to see Obama go, and you do great stuff on this site and are a very intelligent fellow and excellent writer, but we don't have co-Presidents in this country. We don't need your dick to be sworn it. You get a burger and tell your dick to chill out. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (tOcW/)

399 RNC called two seconds ago, but I have them call blocked on my phone. It only rings 1x.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (sj3Ax)

400 Whoot!

Posted by: California Witch at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (ICBP+)

401 381 On to the signings, and the spankings.

Rum and sodomy ?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (J+eG2)


Bad Zoot!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (mbhDw)

402 remember, going forward, anything that goes wrong is Trump's fault. CNN etc will make sure you never forget that.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (b7fwp)

403 THE PRESIDENT IS

NOT

A SCOAMF

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (gTQoY)

404 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (ZO497)
SCFOMF 1?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (IgBFP)

405 383 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----
Trash can.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)

==================

Executive One.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (zdM/+)

406 360

Mine just checked in at Vegas....and I'm still in Michigan

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (0LQ4f)

407 That was just a joke, I don't know what it's called.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (pMGkg)

408 Barry said he'll not be getting up to an alarm clock tomorrow.

As if the lazy fuck ever has.

Hope the WH staff has been working on their GAINZ because it's going to be a demanding eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

409 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----
Shit bird.


Lame Duck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

410 And away he goes...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (qJhUV)

411
Some of us pointed to the white papers on his campaign website 18 months ago and were convinced by that he was the real deal.


Posted by: Methos
===

*fistbump*

He had me at 'tax plan'.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (toH8T)

412 >> I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?


Affirmative Action 1

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (tdv0F)

413 Today would probably be a good day to pick up some cheap draperies at the second-hand store in D.C.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (2Mnv1)

414 I'm laughing so hard watching Obama fly away that I'm in tears. My God, it's over, and the good guys won. It's not a dream.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (OvvkI)

415 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

At the moment, Shitstain One.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2017 12:42 PM (aMlLZ)

416
Rush is about to blast Chuck Schemer and fisk his soundbites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (mbhDw)

417 >> I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?


Shame

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (tdv0F)

418 347 Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Ivjge)
I wouldn't want to stand next to Melania. Michelle is wider than Donald.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (IgBFP)
+++

I'll say. Her beauty is just breathtaking.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Ivjge)

419 Breitbart's reporting that the Rabbi took part for the first time in 32 years. We are friends of Israel again, thank God.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (8mO0Q)

420 Oh, and my schadenboner has discovered life on Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

421 The helo is certainly taking the scenic route to Andrews.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (VSjwn)

422 Tyler Bowyer @conservatyler

They announced Bill and Hillary at #inauguration and the crowd began chanting "Lock Her Up!"

11:05 AM - 20 Jan 2017

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (e8kgV)

423 Tucker is a smart MFer

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (nsB5p)

424 Looked as though Mooch had been crying when they arrived.

Good.

Obama daughters not there.

Adios.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (8b+oT)

425 Thing is...we're still gonna be seeing way more of FORMER President Obama than we ever, ever will want to. He's always gonna be "news", because he's always gonna manage to photobomb whatever the crisis du jour is. The left has made him their go-to guy, they don't have anybody else on deck right now.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (W2wn0)

426 Trump should have given zero the Middle Finger of Truth.

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (caL0r)

427 >>Pelosi and the other demoncrats showed up wearing pins saying:
#ProtectOurCare


LOL. Gone are the days of marching through a sea of Tea Partiers with a big-ass gavel, huh? This is what you get for passing Obamacare the way you did.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

428

LOL the chopper flew over the Trump hotel...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (+DAtP)

429 I haven't said it yet bc I was worried that something bad would happen:

HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Rsi2C)

430 Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (pUDQf)

431 Goodby. B HUSSEIN obama

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (hMqvx)

432 God bless you, Nancy Faust. Comiskey Park in 1977 must have been a hell of a place.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (n3MnG)

433 Pres Obama Headed to Joint Base Andrews (seen on Fox)

Obama... Joint... ok I get it

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (b7fwp)

434 Found it - Pelosi's pin says #ProtectOurCare

for saving the shithole that is Obamacare

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (3aBcq)

435 Schumer's speech was not well received.

Posted by: lynndh at January 20, 2017 12:23 PM (DaWUf)


Chucky Schumer was the original Bag of Dicks with his 'speech'.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Ek9Xz)

436 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

There are about five routes in Germany that are actually "high speed" like US proggs believe. Most routes serve cities that are too close together to get up to speed for very long.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (XFRz1)

437 Was hoping to listen to Rush today but my damned affiliates are preempting his show with the MFM feed.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (Tyii7)

438 Fuck John McCain in particular.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (48QDY)

439 236 ... Please Trumpers, clean up after yourselves.

It's not themselves they'll have to clean up after. But I imagine they'll do it anyway.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (zke7T)

440 Trump is going to run his presidency like his campaign.

High speed re entry. No bouncing off the atmosphere for him.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (C6xeQ)

441 I like this flaming thing.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (XFRz1)

442 So long, fuckstick!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (0mRoj)


**high fives Insomniac**

**pushes bottle of chilled Dom Perignon, a Partagas Lusitania and short-skirted French maid who is ever so eager to please through USB port**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)

443 Bob Schieffer just said wistfully "We live in Lyndon Johnson's America"

Yeah no shit you fucking dumbass.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (E54Jq)

444 234 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.

Hey fuckhead, we have these things called cars and planes that the rest of the world would kill to have.

And that's why you got Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

We're waiting for the pneumatic tube tech

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (jGgVe)

445 Brattleborr will miss and still loves our "Presdent of Color" and not that liying sac of garbag Trump!! Trump lied and USA Diied !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (Fbj4h)

446 Now, really. Don't go swinging your schadenboners at the helicopter trying to knock Obama out. You might lose the tip in the rotor.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (TppKb)

447
Rush makes a good point, in that, as powerful as Trump's speech and agenda is there is the bureaucracy that will stand in his way to defend their criminality with as much fervor if not more than he has.

Take that as a warning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (mbhDw)

448 Overheard on Obama's choppah - "whoops, forgot to pardon Hillary...oh well"

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (XZGD9)

449 Likes Michelle's coat; I assumed it would match the dress she wore earlier and I was right. Nice color for her. But Melania shone, as she should.

Excited to see the ball dresses tonight! Melania looked gorgeous in gold last night, we will see how she tops that. Did not love Ivanka's dress last night, the fitting at the bodice was odd, she bettah step it up! But her coat was pretty today. All the Trump gals hit it out of the park IMO.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

450 Badly going out to Cali to get his wounds licked by the Left Coast lefties. My old boss, a onetime hippie, now lives in Palm Springs and just loves how progressive and ghey it is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (P8951)

451 Exactly three uses of the pronoun "I" in the whole inaugural speech. Beautiful, and classy. He wasn't my first choice, but I like his style.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (9MlEz)

452
I think Trump may have been the SMOD we have been waiting for.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (ODxAs)

453 Mooch has a sad.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (8b+oT)

454 383
I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?



Posted by: Mike Hammer

Executive One

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (nsB5p)

455 msnbc "no more soaring rhetoric" ...


They have an interesting way of spelling "meaningless leftist word salad read off teleprompters by a coke addled buffoon".

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (kVX3W)

456 So, two things did not happen:

1) Obama didn't come up with some excuse for keeping power.

and

2) Hillary didn't make a show of herself and undermine Trump.

Now, who honestly thought one of these two things would happen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (zdM/+)

457 Haha. I wonder how the MSM is taking the breakup with President Boyfriend.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (11H2y)

458 Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Ek9Xz)

Sounded like he was calling for a Civil War.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (tOcW/)

459 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Whiskey Tango Fuckstick

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (caL0r)

460
GITMO IS STILL OPEN!!!!

FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

461 The America-hating anti-Semite terrorist enabler has left the building.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (0mRoj)

462 Just caught a glimpse of fart-face McCain... who will also not ever be President.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (TOk1P)

463 #ProtectOurCare

#GoShitInYourHat

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (B+qrE)

464 443 Bob Schieffer just said wistfully "We live in Lyndon Johnson's America"

Yeah no shit you fucking dumbass.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (E54Jq)


Funny. Most Democrat slums have been dying in LBJ's America for over 50 years now, you old coot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (mbhDw)

465 Now we get to watch them eat.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (Ivjge)

466 So, She Smith and FoxNews have spent the last ten minutes talking about the Obama's feelings.

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

467 Today is a working day for Reince Preibus.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (JBggj)

468 382 I expect Melania's dress for the ball will be more easily replicated for you ettes. She is just beautiful.
-------
Mooch no longer First Lady. Female Klingon cosplayers hardest hit.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (ry4ab)

469
Obama... Joint... ok I get it
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:43 PM (b7fwp)

He can smoke joints and pickles to his heart's content now.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (48QDY)

470 Take that as a warning.

Absolutely, they are probably entrenching themselves further as we speak. You have to make sure to get the head too when you pluck off a tick.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (hJamr)

471 when trump shook Pelosi's hand in the hallway, she said something and he held his hand up high, like to his chin, so she had to reach up to hold on, then dropped her hand like it stank.

He's got an enemies list and he knows how to use it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)

472 >>There are about five routes in Germany that are actually "high speed" like US proggs believe. Most routes serve cities that are too close together to get up to speed for very long.

And I've had the pleasure of riding on most of them.

How is Germany treating you?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (/tuJf)

473 369 Everybody underestimated Trump, including me.

Posted by: Pepe









Not everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (xkaSw)

Some of us pointed to the white papers on his campaign website 18 months ago and were convinced by that he was the real deal.
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

I meant by continuing to tell the establishment and media to go Fuck themselves right to their faces. Including today.

Don't think anybody saw that coming. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (buBai)

474 Joe Biden does not know where choo choo goes.

Joe Biden is just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 12:45 PM (VdICR)

475 450 Barky not badly. Although badly fits.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (P8951)

476 Is there any news on a pardon for Hillz?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (kXoT0)

477
Mooch has a sad.


Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (8b+oT)


Why? She won't have to sleep in a house built by slaves anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)

478 442 So long, fuckstick!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (0mRoj)

**high fives Insomniac**

**pushes bottle of chilled Dom Perignon, a Partagas Lusitania and short-skirted French maid who is ever so eager to please through USB port**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)

It's my lucky day! You sir are a great American!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)

479
I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?


"I" One.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

480 Aw, paste eater is taking the train home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (pUDQf)

481 412 >> I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?


Affirmative Action 1
______________________

Affirmative Action Zero.

It's only a "one" when the president is on board. And Obama (thank you Lord) is no longer president.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (riF5p)

482 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Executive One

Posted by: rrockbeast at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (9ls8w)

483 Fucking Brian Williams whining about our lack of high speed rail compared to the rest of the world.



Hey fuckhead, we have these things called cars and planes that the rest of the world would kill to have.



And that's why you got Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw
-----
No shit. Let's see a fucking high speed train go off road, fag.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (8b+oT)

484 Men, as soon as we are centered over the politicians and bureaucrats, our orders are to cut the cargo net and release the pardons over the crowd.

Posted by: Obama's Helicopter Pilot at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (hA1V+)

485 Trump in President's Room at Capitol, officially signing in his cabinet and doing the final paperwork on becoming President. Even the paperwork feels aewsome to me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (S2VsH)

486 BTW, it's gonna be raining like a bitch in Palm Springs this weekend. Noway he's getting in 9, much less18.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (/zyrl)

487 Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (kVX3W)

Bravo.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (48QDY)

488 And the paste eater gets on a train. LMFAO.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (hMqvx)

489 media is getting even crazier than on election night, maybe they will set themselves on fire to protest

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (c6/9Q)

490 460
GITMO IS STILL OPEN!!!!

FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!
--------
How 'bout we empty the contents into the bay from 1,000 feet?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (ry4ab)

491 Pelosi and the other demoncrats showed up wearing pins saying:

#ProtectOurCare
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 12:40 PM (jxbfJ)

That's super tacky and classless, which is why it's not surprising they'd be that way. This is the not the occasion for politics.

I'm going to write a note to little Congressman Castro too (not my district, but my city) calling him out for boycotting. Turd.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (ozZau)

492 "Say it with me:

Mister Barack Obama."

Sure, I'll give it a shot:

Ha hem...

Ms. Beryl Soetero.

How'd I do?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (kVX3W)

493 I'm stropping my Ghurka knife on my schadenboner.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (6m17V)

494 Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (P8951)
I like the desert but there is a big difference between old Pal Springs and Palm desert, rancho mirage, Indian Wells etc.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (IgBFP)

495 I meant by continuing to tell the establishment and media to go Fuck themselves right to their faces. Including today.

Don't think anybody saw that coming. I could be wrong.



Yeah. No. You're right about that. Never saw him shoving down their throats.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (xkaSw)

496 -

I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?


----------

Don't know, but it needs to drop something off at the pool.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (pMGkg)

497 Callsign - SCOAMF Zero

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (0LQ4f)

498 Most consequential line of most consequential inaugural address of our lives: "This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.'"

'splodey heads throughout D.C.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (RgzS0)

499 Oh & Melania's Marine escort: screen door, hurricane. Nom nom nom

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (6eSoV)

500 the press is embarrassed by us believing and desiring safety- financial security for our future CHILDREN claiming we should not love our own country more , want more for the country, than divisive rhetoric , over active spending habits and ideological beating from our govt leaders?

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (R7cwD)

501 President Donald J Trump.

I have no point to make, I'm just trying to get used to typing that out.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (3Liv/)

502 Good grief, is that the dinosaur exhibit? I just saw Trent Lott!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (TOk1P)

503 BTW, it's gonna be raining like a bitch in Palm Springs this weekend. Noway he's getting in 9, much less18.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (/zyrl)


Since the fuckwit stopped the seas from rising, let's see him stop the rain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)

504 Biden can ride trains every day now!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (qgUJH)

505 Brattleborr will miss and still loves our "Presdent of Color" and not that liying sac of garbag Trump!! Trump lied and USA Diied !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (Fbj4h)

Mary, shouldn't you be in Washington protesting about now????

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (caL0r)

506 nood

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (3jGss)

507 443 Bob Schieffer just said wistfully "We live in Lyndon Johnson's America"

Yeah no shit you fucking dumbass.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (E54Jq)

Which is a YUUUGE part of the problem to begin with! What a raging dumbass...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (0mRoj)

508 Votermom,
Local radio is not Rush either.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (sj3Ax)

509 I love this newest round of butthurt from the leftists. Sure, go ahead, whine, cry on national television, smash windows. Show the world who you are.

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at January 20, 2017 12:47 PM (FIcZA)

510 I have achieved a never before imagined level on the male scale, boner status = neutron star.

Posted by: FredB at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (c5sfq)

511 >>> Rush makes a good point, in that, as powerful as Trump's speech and agenda is there is the bureaucracy that will stand in his way to defend their criminality with as much fervor if not more than he has. Take that as a warning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 12:44 PM (mbhDw)


The stupid grin Paul Ryan has been sporting since last night is making his face very punchable. I wonder what he has planned. Et tu Ryan?

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (hvf9s)

512 486
BTW, it's gonna be raining like a bitch in Palm Springs this weekend. Noway he's getting in 9, much less18.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (/zyrl)
He's getting seven.

Posted by: Reggie at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (8iiMU)

513 Finally. A first lady you can fap to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

514 I looked outside and I'm still seeing Mexicans. What's the deal?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (gdnq1)

515 SloJoe takes a train. LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (L3YlV)

516 I would give good money if Trump has a carpet cleaning van role up to the white house front door in the next hour.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (pUDQf)

517 off, foul Ex-POTUS

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (caL0r)

518 Is there any news on a pardon for Hillz?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil
-----
I seriously wonder if there is a sealed pardon. Only to be made public if she needs it. That would be a win - win for Hillary. Is that even possible?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (8b+oT)

519 I have great hope now for our nation.


Now the work begins and the democrats and the MSM are going to fight us day and night.


Note, Trump is going to Langley tomorrow. I suspect he is going to read them the riot act about leaks.


New sheriff in town. Get it? You Mohammedan leader is GONE

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (nsB5p)

520 456 So, two things did not happen:

1) Obama didn't come up with some excuse for keeping power.

and

2) Hillary didn't make a show of herself and undermine Trump.

Now, who honestly thought one of these two things would happen?
---------
1. He weighed his options. The Joint Chiefs refused to play along. The end.

2. She was fully medicated today.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (ry4ab)

521 "Oh wow, who is the jackass saying the America First slogan is loaded and anti-semitic? "

Netanyahu unavailable for comment, he's on the phone with Trump just now...

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (kVX3W)

522 Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (/zyrl)
Again, I hope they get so much rain that they allow no carts, not just carts on paths.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (IgBFP)

523 Point to Joe for taking the train.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (gTQoY)

524 Of Barack Obama, it can be said that, to paraphrase Shakespeare, nothing in his time in office became him like the leaving of it. His participation in the inauguration ceremony, and departure from the Capitol (and Capital) was polite and dignified. Lots of smiles, quiet comments to Trump, and a generally comfortable and amiable demeanor. Classier than Bill Clinton, for one. He may go back to pissing me off in fifteen minutes or fifteen days, but right now he, for once, lived up to my hopes and expectations.

Posted by: HTL at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (nWypX)

525 Paste eater leaving DC by train, because he just loves himself some trains. Trains are a big deal to lefties, ever since Musollini.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (S2VsH)

526 Feels good, man.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (ismre)

527 sCREECH. Reverse course! A-OOGA! A-OOGA!
Gravy train is over you globalist wealth redistributing assholes.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (HgMAr)

528 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?
---------------------
Executive One

Posted by: rrockbeast at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (9ls8w)

With the Obama clan on board, it's Execrable One.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (TOk1P)

529 419
Breitbart's reporting that the Rabbi took part for the first time in 32 years. We are friends of Israel again, thank God.
_______________________________

Amen.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (dDOWg)

530 Fucking Van Jones quoting Reagan.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (48QDY)

531 I don't want soaring rhetoric. I want jobs, the wall, kicking terrorist asses, kicking Dem ass. screw pretty words.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (P8951)

532 Re pardon.

Obama left some papers on the resolute desk, Bet one of them is a Hillary pardon.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (C6xeQ)

533 KNEWS 94.3 is playing Rush, not news.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (mBnZE)

534 520 1. He weighed his options. The Joint Chiefs refused to play along. The end.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (ry4ab)

==================

Interesting. Do you have any evidence whatsoever?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (zdM/+)

535 SloJoe takes a train. LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel
-----
I like to poop when the train's still in the station. Run out and look at it right after I flush! So gross!! WEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (8b+oT)

536 I hope Flynn is placing a call right now that says the words rendition and Soros in a five paragraph format.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (AJWHw)

537 Any minute now Trump is going to drop out and hand the presidency to Hillary.


Any. Minute.

I was told that would happen.

Any Minute.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (cAnNx)

538 513
Finally. A first lady you can fap to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

OH YEAH.

http://tinyurl.com/gnsupns

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (nsB5p)

539 She won't have to sleep in a house built by slaves anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)

----

Which is bullshit.

The house "bulit buy slaves" was burned down by the Brits in 1812.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

540 Dr. Ben Carson looking peaceful and happy.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (Fmupd)

541 Mortimer, this was particularly nice, I think:

Socialism was tried in America for 8 years.


It failed. The Republic held.

She's battered and bruised. But she's still got the heart of a lion.

so often, we hear people say we have a democracy, but it's a Republic, dangit! and that's different. and BETTER

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (8mO0Q)

542 Ok, let's see if the X - ray Spex still work. Nope not Victoria Secret, custom because she can afford it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (6Ll1u)

543 Finally. A first lady you can fap to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (oVJmc)


Really now. I mean, really. Did we NEED a First Lady to fap to?

Not enough Thai tranny midget roller skater pron out there?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (TOk1P)

544 No shit. Let's see a fucking high speed train go off road, fag.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:46 PM (8b+oT)



Oh. but you citizens should have a government permit to stray from the assigned highways and public transit routes...

Oh wait Trump is now the President of the United States

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (wCEn4)

545 502 Good grief, is that the dinosaur exhibit? I just saw Trent Lott!
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Burt, you missed the Supreme Court and Bob Dole...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (ry4ab)

546 523 Point to Joe for taking the train.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (gTQoY)
____________________

That was for show.

WaPo or some site had an article a week or so ago about how many millions the Bidens have cost taxpayers by using government helicopters as their own personal taxi service back and forth to Delaware for the past eight years. Don't remember the exact number, but it was high.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (riF5p)

547 Remember when the racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, gun-and-Bible-clinging Tea Party violently tried to disrupt Obama's inagurations?

Yeah, me either.

But the idiots paid and bused in to do just that in DC are breaking windows and attacking cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)

548 I wonder if Rosy feels let down by dems for not doing something to stop this?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (8b+oT)

549 Breaking: Dissent is patriotic again. We are still at war in the middle east. Soldiers get killed in combat. The economy is a stink hole. Filibusterer is key to the Republic. There are constitutional limits on the executive branch again.

News at 11.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (E54Jq)

550 I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?

Uber Air One.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (9krrF)

551 Remember that I still need your help to continue the fight to make sure your vote counts!!! So give all you can!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at January 20, 2017 12:51 PM (qJhUV)

552 Chopper is called Executive 1 per C-SPAN

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (xkaSw)

553 Point to Joe for taking the train.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 12:49 PM (gTQoY)


Well, to be fair, Delaware is so small that if you try to fly there from DC you may well overshoot and wind up in New Jersey. And nobody wants that.

Posted by: HTL at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (nWypX)

554 Who is this fag talking on Fox now?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (8b+oT)

555 Obama, "get to the choppa..."

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (pCOkh)

556 How on earth could somebody come up with the idea that "America first" is anti-Semetic? Some strange people in TV land.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (tOcW/)

557 BREAKING:

Critical shortage of fire emojis. President Trump's inaugural speech causes yuuuuge trillion-factor demand spike. Initial estimates suggest over 7.4 petabytes of fire emojis transited global data networks between minutes three and fifteen of the speech. Fire emoji production increased to new record output but expect delays.

Posted by: Apple/Samsung Joint Press Release at January 20, 2017 12:52 PM (hDDgx)

558 Landed at Andrews.

Why, yes. I'll have another.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (48QDY)

559 It's ok I found a Rush channel

can't do the online ones coz flash

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (Om16U)

560 534 520 1. He weighed his options. The Joint Chiefs refused to play along. The end.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (ry4ab)

==================

Interesting. Do you have any evidence whatsoever?
-----------
I can read the minds and souls of self-serving politicals any time, anywhere.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (ry4ab)

561 I've been trying to stay cautious over Trump... I keep telling myself we've all heard the promises before...

But that acceptance speech.... it brought tears to my eyes and a lump in my throat.

I fell in love with my president right there.

God, how I pray that he means it and can deliver.

Posted by: ghbucky at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (D2q91)

562 537 Any minute now Trump is going to drop out and hand the presidency to Hillary.


Any. Minute.

I was told that would happen.

Any Minute.
Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 12:50 PM (cAnNx)


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Yeah. It was all a big joke. He just wanted to stroke his ego and then leave.

Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (Fmupd)

563 "Rush called it then; he's a socialist, I hope he fails."

Wow, Rush got his hopes realized. Bigly.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:54 PM (kVX3W)

564 burning skull, emojis

These are not the burning times I had envisioned.

I had hope, but I didn't think he would pull it off.
Too many women I knew could not rise above their disgust of him. Even before the mish remarks.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:54 PM (C6xeQ)

565 "I wonder what the call-sign is for helicopter?"

ConAir

Posted by: Robert Crawford at January 20, 2017 12:54 PM (r7QFo)

566 560 I can read the minds and souls of self-serving politicals any time, anywhere.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (ry4ab)

=================

I think that you could do some damage with that power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (zdM/+)

567 I looked outside and I'm still seeing Mexicans. What's the deal?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2017 12:48 PM (gdnq1)
..........

The Trumpwaffen will be along shortly.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (HgMAr)

568 I would give good money if Trump has a carpet cleaning van role up to the white house front door in the next hour.

Hey, did somebody say "carpet cleaning"???

Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (qJhUV)

569 Here is a link.

Biden's weekend helicopter trips to Delaware cost taxpayers over $1 million a year during the 0 admin.

http://michellemalkin.com/2012/06/09/biden-million-weekend-travel/

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (riF5p)

570
I listened to the goings on on the radio in my truck.


Any good shots of Bitter Drunk Hillary on the tube???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

571 I can read the minds and souls of self-serving politicals any time, anywhere.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (ry4ab)

=================

I think that you could do some damage with that power.
===============

I think he already loaned it to Trump

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (C6xeQ)

572 547 Remember when the racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, gun-and-Bible-clinging Tea Party violently tried to disrupt Obama's inagurations?

Yeah, me either.

But the idiots paid and bused in to do just that in DC are breaking windows and attacking cars.
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My fave bit was on Fox where they were showing police chasing the one Anrcho-orc with a long staff, spraying water and pepper spray like he was a cat caught on the dinner table.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (ry4ab)

573 I hope Trump hands out lunch to the dems.

Bags of dicks.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (8b+oT)

574 We made it!!!

Drinking champagne as Le Facial Mole departs!

So happy!!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (fq4ih)

575 "But the idiots paid and bused in to do just that in DC are breaking windows and attacking cars."

Windows of Hillary supporters and cars of Hillary supporters.
(most likely)

Posted by: Ok at January 20, 2017 12:55 PM (K2SnJ)

576 Whoaoao. Hey yeah yeah I'm bored
So, I'm takin' my time on my ride.

Posted by: Barack Obama in the helicopter at January 20, 2017 12:56 PM (PjWy4)

577 And Shepard Smith has on a Clinton speechwriter to talk about how Donald Trump is frightening to the protesters "He terrifies half of America."

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:56 PM (O7MnT)

578 Who is this shit on Fox?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:57 PM (8b+oT)

579 And Shepard Smith has on a Clinton speechwriter to talk about how Donald Trump is frightening to the protesters "He terrifies half of America."

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And..... Im OK with that.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

580 Did anyone else notice the large number of smiling Coast Guard officers assisting with the ceremony?

I think today is going to be a new day at DHS with President Trump in charge.

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 20, 2017 12:57 PM (AmKus)

581 This fucker on Fox stutters more than Obama.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:57 PM (8b+oT)

582 And Shepard Smith has on a Clinton speechwriter to talk about how Donald Trump is frightening to the protesters "He terrifies half of America."
=================


How's it feel.

Posted by: the half of america that was terrified of obama at January 20, 2017 12:58 PM (C6xeQ)

583 "Historically Low Approval ratings" --- Drink!!

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:58 PM (O7MnT)

584 Still no hillzebub pardon announced? No little boi beau?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 12:58 PM (d76uN)

585 "Historically Low Approval ratings" --- Drink!!
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 12:58 PM (O7MnT)

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They say he's down by eight in Texas. Looks to be a short night.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

586 Trump's approval rating is only 10%! Obama's is 60!

Posted by: Byll Whinge at January 20, 2017 12:59 PM (PjWy4)

587 Approval rates - right because polls are good to rely on aren't they?

Why not bust out a nice graphic chart so we can plot those approval ratings over time eh CNN?

Posted by: the half of america that was terrified of obama at January 20, 2017 12:59 PM (C6xeQ)

588 I can't stop smiling. Go, President Trump!

Posted by: Empire1 at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (r2/3c)

589 This just in: Hillary up +4.

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (HgMAr)

590 It's a one party circle jerk up in there

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 01:00 PM (6Ll1u)

591 It's been an hour. Any "grim milestones" yet?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 01:01 PM (qJhUV)

592 is the world going to run out of gasoline for the media to pour on itself?

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 01:01 PM (C6xeQ)

593 307 If anyone thinks the NeverTrumpers are going to go away now that it's over, that's not going to happen.

It was never about Pussygate or Russia hacking the election or any of the other pseudo-issues pushed in the media.

It's globalism. The NeverTrumpers stand for unrestricted trade and immigration across the US border for the convenience of global interests, and the ability to profit by accessing a US consumer market artificially goosed by endless rising debt and a flood of Fed money and using cheap foreign labor and regulatory arbitrage. At least until the music stops, and the American economy has been plucked clean when they will move on.

For obvious reasons, no one openly runs on this agenda, so they pushed all the pseudo-issues. But their strong economic interest remains, and they continue to control the Beltway establishment.

The fight isn't over, it continues.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 20, 2017 12:37 PM (hA1V+)

Yep

Posted by: Bernette at January 20, 2017 01:01 PM (JSys4)

594 why does the ex-Pres go to Andrews ?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 01:01 PM (Om16U)

595
Oh lookee, bracky gets to be the center of attention again. only time he smiled all day, but guess what I have been smiling all day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (ODxAs)

596 582 And Shepard Smith has on a Clinton speechwriter to talk about how Donald Trump is frightening to the protesters "He terrifies half of America."
=================


How's it feel.
_____________________

That's the thing. They were so drunk with glee over Obama's inauguration that they never even stopped to think that half of America didn't want him as president and were appalled to see him take (badly) the oath.

There was no "oh, we must have empathy for the millions of Americans who didn't want this person as president." No, it was just "Obama won, so suck it."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (riF5p)

597 Jeesuz, asshole! Get on the fucking plane, will ya!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (qJhUV)

598 "It's now Marine Deuce. "

Or, just this once, Marine DOUCHE.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (kVX3W)

599 The former first wookie looks like a blood clot.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (tXPWk)

600 And Shepard Smith has on a Clinton speechwriter to talk about how Donald Trump is frightening to the protesters "He terrifies half of America."
Posted by: V the K


He terrorizes violent, criminal sacks of shit? Isn't that a good thing? It's like having Batman as President.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 01:03 PM (PjWy4)

601 Trump understands why he won. It's all right there in his speech.

Yay! *happy geek dance*

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at January 20, 2017 01:03 PM (al6UK)

602

Storyline on Drudge.


"All references to Climate Change removed from White House website".


Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

603 "It's now Marine Deuce. "

Or, just this once, Marine DOUCHE.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 01:02 PM (kVX3W)

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Excrement One

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

604 All references to Climate Change removed from White House website".


Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

OMG, this will never get old.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 01:04 PM (7lehe)

605 566 560 I can read the minds and souls of self-serving politicals any time, anywhere.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 12:53 PM (ry4ab)

=================

I think that you could do some damage with that power.
---------
It is a power anyone can develop by reading and absorbing the wisdom of the following works:

Thucydides
Demosthenes (Phillipics mostly)
Tacitus (Germania AND Agricola)
Sir Winston Churchill
Benjamin Franklin
Edmund Burke
Thomas Paine
The Federalist
The Old Testament
J.R.R. Tolkien
C.S. Lewis
Mark Twain
P.J. O'Rourke

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 01:05 PM (ry4ab)

606 Oh! Oh! Oh!

Obama, at Andrews, is not happy. I couldn't possibly care less.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 01:05 PM (SEXy3)

607 Fucking Fox has a split screen with TFG running his mouth, and Trump.

WTF?!

CAn anyone tell me a better channel?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 01:05 PM (7lehe)

608 For God's sake won't this guy STFU?


GO AWAY

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 01:06 PM (nsB5p)

609 CSPAN has excellent coverage! In the President's room now.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2017 01:06 PM (B11vO)

610
(one minute after take-off)
Obama: hey, the airports not this way. We're heading out over the ocean.

Posted by: ArthurK at January 20, 2017 01:06 PM (h53OH)

611 575 "But the idiots paid and bused in to do just that in DC are breaking windows and attacking cars."

Windows of Hillary supporters and cars of Hillary supporters.
(most likely)
---------
Yep, the Bank of America and a McDonalds were reported as being damaged.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 01:07 PM (ry4ab)

612 It's perfect, Trump is signing executive orders undoing Obama's shit.


Now Obama is trying to be a populist.

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 01:07 PM (nsB5p)

613 jeez, there's a split screen with Obama's remarks at Andrews. Who gives a shit about that has-been?
Gotta go to fox to see the actual news. Trump signing EO's. i hope i hope i hope...

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (11H2y)

614 Obama can not STFU

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (nsB5p)

615 Boner alert! Trump wielding a pen!

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (AmKus)

616 592 is the world going to run out of gasoline for the media to pour on itself?
---------
If it helps we still have kerosene and ethanol if stocks run short.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (ry4ab)

617 Obama, at Andrews: "it's never been about us, it's always been about you." The Trump speech got under his skin.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (RgzS0)

618 And the FU Obama signings begin...

...we're gonna need a bigger dumpster.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 01:08 PM (ry4ab)

619 Trumps waiting for him to stop talking, oh fuck it just get of his bullshit

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 01:09 PM (6Ll1u)

620 Trump is signing vanity letters, not executive orders.


The kids want to go home, ha ha

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (nsB5p)

621 What is Trump signing?

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

622 nice article about Stephen Miller, the speechwriter:

http://tinyurl.com/hdpxxn9

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (8mO0Q)

623 617 @Trump poisoned my cat

The 'I apologize for Amerika' era is over.

Long Live the Republic.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 01:10 PM (ry4ab)

624 That's a LOT of executive orders being signed!

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2017 01:11 PM (StZrq)

625 F*cking Ryan standing there and grinning. Break his nose.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 01:12 PM (PjWy4)

626 Pelosi holding her hand out for a freebie.

How emblematic...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 01:12 PM (ry4ab)

627 What the h*ll is going on with the faux news coverage? Ed Rollins was the only non-anti-Trumper allowed to speak. Ten minutes ago they had on some total Demo lefty trashing Trump, and then all the voices joined in, allowed to virtue signal their anti-Trumpism. Sheepturd Smith really has to go.

Posted by: TomS. at January 20, 2017 01:14 PM (9/QQm)

628 Is that Pelosi on the right?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 01:15 PM (PjWy4)

629 @307

It's not over, but it's ending. The globalist utopians are going away shrieking, but they are going away.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 01:17 PM (RgzS0)

630 " Obama, at Andrews: "it's never been about us, it's always been about you." The Trump speech got under his skin."

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

Preznit Selfie, get thee gone.

Putz.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 01:17 PM (kVX3W)

631 UGGHHH I have a Crushing Sinus Headache !! of all days

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 01:20 PM (y3aQB)

632 Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 01:17 PM (kVX3W)


BULLSHIT DETECTOR WENT APESHIT ON THAT

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 01:20 PM (y3aQB)

633 348 Uh, we can't take off with Michelle's ass on board...

Posted by: Marine One at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

They have a special throttle setting when Michelle is on-board. The throttle is at full and the co-pilot has the pedals off an exercise bicycle...

Posted by: JB1000 at January 20, 2017 01:22 PM (16OL0)

634 It's like having Batman as President.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

You're on to something right there. Hasn't this been rolled around recently?
There is a lot of the old-school Bruce Wayne in this man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 01:22 PM (H5rtT)

635 That Marine pilot was smiling as he flew Obummer out of town.

Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2017 01:23 PM (RzmYo)

636 4 beers and 2 glasses of champagne and it's only noon.

What a great day.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 01:24 PM (1MUuC)

637 So there you go.
And I say let it go. The proof will be in the pudding. And I think - certainly HOPE - the pudding will be delicious.
Fuck those idiot naysayers.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican

It is the nutsack and not the proof that is in the pudding.

If anyone wants to check if its delicious your welcome to it when I'm though with it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 01:25 PM (kfcYC)

638 Marco Rubio just asked John McCain if he can some water.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 01:25 PM (6Ll1u)

639 @638 As I understand it, McCain cans Budweiser.
That may be close to canning water, but not quite the same.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 01:27 PM (H5rtT)

640 It's raining hard here, I should drink more.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 01:27 PM (18QvC)

641 It's time for the channels to focus on Trump and forget what's his name.

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 01:29 PM (otLn5)

642 It's past time.

Posted by: gNewt at January 20, 2017 01:30 PM (otLn5)

643 The garbage disposal flights are officially designated Special Air Missions #x and #x+1.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 01:31 PM (UfqKz)

644 One of the best parts was America got a steaming plate and bellyful of progressivism and its not something they are going to want to revisit very soon.

The trick now is not to tinker but rip out root and stem and salt the earth.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 01:32 PM (kfcYC)

645 What would you do with 6" of rain? Caligirl stay safe up there. We need the rain but then?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 02:07 PM (6Ll1u)

646 So the bought and paid for anarchists have started their destruction?

Seize the assets of George Soros! Bring him up on charges.!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 02:30 PM (tOcW/)

647 Apparently, DC has banned fire extinguishers!

Posted by: scrood at January 20, 2017 02:37 PM (XcOXh)

648 ...And then comes the lamentation of the womyn.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 02:42 PM (9G/k0)

649 I had three millennials in my course today as the inauguration played in the background while we trained.

Their commentary, "I don't get why people hate him so bad" and "Hell, I like what he's saying and I hope he does great things for us."

There is hope for the future, at least in Tennessee.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 20, 2017 03:14 PM (eek9D)

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