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Inauguration Thread Two

Warden points out this verse was a dig at the media.

Posted by: Ace at 11:29 AM




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1 Trumpnado!!

Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (tv+BP)

2 A great day for America!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (/5WQL)

3 First ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (MhYfz)

4


/relief

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (nQgx9)

5 Damn it !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (MhYfz)

6 Fifth

Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (Joi9z)

7 This is freaking awesome.....

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (gcme+)

8 Happy days are here again!

Liking Roy Blunt's speech. Commonplace and miraculous. Amen.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (hvf9s)

9 Eighth ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (MhYfz)

10 Hmmm....lotta content. I like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (p+Wdc)

11 Gaaaahhhhh !!!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (MhYfz)

12 I'm fuming fumes!

Posted by: Distillery Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (bc2Lc)

13 Someone call the Corgis

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (pUDQf)

14 From last night's ONT

Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. On Friday January 20th, 2017 if your schadenboner doesn't last for more than 4 hours consult a progressive.

Now keep it up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (voOPb)

15 I need a pudding cup. How fast can Amazon get one here?

~ZR

Posted by: Zionist Redneck at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (P+ojI)

16 I'm just glad it isn't raining. The scalp weasel hates rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

17 Since 1789!

Pretty amazing, huh?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (U6f54)

18 Amen

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (yL25O)

19 From last thread:

Pastor Paula White? Really?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (8hICw)

20 If Iran nukes DC right now, that means I'm next in line to be President, right?

Posted by: Jerry Brown at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (mt8X9)

21 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)

22 On the morning of Nov 8 it was hard to imagine this day.

But now it's here.

I am so giddy I will be getting no work done today.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (WuRdh)

23 I like that Timothy Cardinal Dolan stressed wisdom in the invocation.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (hJamr)

24 here are the top 10 snipers nests around the capitol. #4 will surprise you!

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (PqqkK)

25 Who said they could say prayers? What ever happened to inclusiveness?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (U6f54)

26 It's pouring here in so cal... hind it would keep up for the weekend just in time for the Obama's in the Palm Springs... *evil chuckle*

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (gcme+)

27 I thought Sam Rodriguez was a southern Baptist hearing him speak.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (lxPhc)

28 Dolan has gotten a lot fatter since he left for NY.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (P8951)

29 Obama looks really uncomfortable during this gospel reading.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (XFRz1)

30 I can't believe this is actually happening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH)

31 Trump looks like his head is already on the job he's go to do.

Good.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (34w2E)

32 How long before the stench of failure is removed from the White House carpets?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (pUDQf)

33 You guys who think the Democrats will be repudiated don't know that Bagdad Bob's got nothing on the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (2mC6G)

34 From the last thread:

795

Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (ODxAs)

Anyone remember Bush's inaguration during the parade one of the Bush daughters was putting on lip gloss and the camera was on them. W gave her a look that would have killed any one else. She quickly put it away.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (Enq6K)

35 HAHA.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (+DAtP)

36 i should be in bed

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (0LQ4f)

37 MORE BLONDES!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (lxPhc)

38 Please don't have an imam pray. Just NO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (PY9jH)

39 Hope he takes his hand off the Bible, grabs his pen, and starts signing.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (VndSC)

40 MAGA!!!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (cOHS7)

41 Holly shit, Jesus showed up in the prayers!



Islamophobic!

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (nsB5p)

42 How fast can Amazon get one here?"

Local delivery says 1 hour or less here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (C9pBZ)

43 I am as Happy as I have been in 8 years.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (sRFAL)

44 THEOCRACY!!!

Posted by: Chicken Dem at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (2mC6G)

45 God bless the honorable President Elect, and all of his golden hairpieces.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (S2VsH)

46 0:00:19

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (6i8i1)

47 I just want to say, that you are the people I want to spend these moments with.

and a naked Scarlett Johannson

Feelin the moron love

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (PqqkK)

48 Trump is respectfully bored.

He doesn't seem to care for pointless, overlong ceremony. Efficiency.
Time is money, baby.


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (toH8T)

49 "In the name of JEEESus!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mBnZE)

50 My FBN feed must be on a delay from TV...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (9krrF)

51 I'm just reposting this from the end of the last thread:


Savor this moment, Mr Trump.

Remember what it was like - how no-one thought you could win, how every day the pundits and chattering classes and your own party wrote you off. How they said you were a bouffanted clown with no chance of winning. That Hillary could phone it in and you'd still lose in a landslide. How a biased, dishonest press tried to trip you up at every turn, slandering your good name and that of those around you while demanding you dance to their tune.

Savor the moment. In less than half an hour, you will be the leader of the free world. The most powerful man on Earth. The man who will influence the flow of history, for good or bad.

Savor the moment. Remember the people who brought you here - not just your staff and advisors, but the millions of Americans who saw in you a man who would not be cowed. A man who didn't flinch at the mention of the word "America." A man to whom the flag is not a fluttering joke.

Savor the moment. Thank God for His blessings and humbly ask Him for guidance.

Savor the moment.

Take the oath.

Make America great again, Mr President.

And God bless you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (X6fMO)

52 Covering all the bases with the multiple invocations

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (guIHw)

53 The Reverend Paula has an interesting hair color.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (U6f54)

54 21 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)

===========================

He's imagining his Presidential Library at the 19th hole of some Indonesian Country Club ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mt8X9)

55 Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present.

-
On this date in 1996, the adoption of my two daughters was finalized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)

56 21
Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)

Probably wishing he had his prayer rug

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (jxbfJ)

57 39 Hope he takes his hand off the Bible, grabs his pen, and starts signing.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (VndSC)

This would make an already incredible day almost unbeatable.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (WuRdh)

58
and we pray for ACE EWOK SPADES

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (mZGNr)

59 Inauguration Thread Two

There's another inauguration going on?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zc3Db)

60 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (pUDQf)

61 MORE BLONDES!!!

Amen.


Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (C9pBZ)

62 So who is the brunette-ish (blonde highlights) two rows behind and to the left of Trump (his right)? Is she family, too? Holy cow.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (Halhc)

63 It's actually happening, isn't it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (9krrF)

64 @28, Donna, I was thinking the exact same thing about Cardinal Dolan.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (gcme+)

65 I think a couple of those little Trump granddaughters are gonna be a handful. Can't wait.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (7lehe)

66 >>Holly shit, Jesus showed up in the prayers!


Nice, huh?
Also mention of our rich history of faith - Christianity, not another lecture on Muslim-Americans. Gah, I am so ready for this!!!!!


Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

67 55
Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present.



-

On this date in 1996, the adoption of my two daughters was finalized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)

Jan 20 is a great day indeed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (jxbfJ)

68 I will really enjoy watching Barron grow up in the WH. He's so adorable.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (Om16U)

69 THEOCRACY!!!!!

Posted by: Chicken Dem at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (2mC6G)

70 Covering all the bases with the multiple invocations
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (guIHw)

Nobody invited me?

Posted by: Satan at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (sRFAL)

71 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.



Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)




He's already on the golf course. Just shanked one into the woods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH)

72 you know, I don't think I ever actually watched the whole thing before today.
Maybe in honor of the new and greatly improved president I'll get Chinese for lunch

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (b7fwp)

73 Looks as if Mooch told the girls they could skip this one.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54)

74 SCHADENBOBER STATUS: SUB ORBITAL

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (cOHS7)

75 Good prayer! Tell it honey

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (nsB5p)

76 59 Inauguration Thread Two

There's another inauguration going on?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zc3Db)

==================

Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zdM/+)

77 Nothing like bringing out a 3000 yo ( or more) prayer, and letting it stand on its own.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (AJWHw)

78 He's imagining his Presidential Library at the 19th hole of some Indonesian Country Club ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mt8X9)
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I assume when he hears the word 'god,' he imagines himself.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (qgUJH)

79 DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS BY NOW!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (6i8i1)

80 I'm with Jane - hard to believe this, seeing Donald Trump (WTF??) walking down that carpet. A most joyous/relieved "WTF", to be sure.


Another thing. A measure of how successfully I have insulated myself from the idiocy that is "media". Switched on the Fox coverage (watch almost no TV, for years, after a life of being emerged in the very stuff we're watching).


I could barely take 5 min. of even the Fox banter.


Michelle a role model as first lady (Krauthammer)? WTF? Anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (QDnY+)

81 This was the idiot that only had a 1.5% or so chance of winning the (R) nomination, much less the presidency, right?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (Halhc)

82 Why didn't we get a Mooslim preacher?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (U6f54)

83 Oh my. Jesus Christ mentioned numerous times. Glorious Day indeed!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (lJW6d)

84 Amen!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (8b+oT)

85 Is Trump trying to make long ties a thing? 'Cuz that will start a tie war with everyone trying to have a longer tie than the next guy. And the next thing you know, we'll be surrounded by Tom Baker - Dr Who style muffler scarfs that drag the ground when you walk. Which wouldn't be bad if you had the hair and the gravitas to go with it.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (1bQAQ)

86 He's already on the golf course. Just shanked one into the woods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH)


I don't think he can hit the ball far enough to actually get into the woods.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (zc3Db)

87 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
==

Getting those final jobs numbers up.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (toH8T)

88 Ah, my coat/scarves question may answer itself. That's nice.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (Halhc)

89 This is apparently a great movie

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (3Liv/)

90 The Obama girls have been bored as hell living in the WH for the past eight years. Glad they're not there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH)

91 MORE BLONDES!!!
---
My name is Bill Clinton and I approve this prayer.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (2mC6G)

92 Yep, time delay.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (9krrF)

93 73
Looks as if Mooch told the girls they could skip this one.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54)

They are back at the WH cleaning out theirs and dad's stash

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (nsB5p)

94 Where is Hillary? Not seen her on camera yet.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Jr+k7)

95 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)

Probably wishing he had his prayer rug
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (jxbfJ)
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Accusing Obama of being a muslim is absolutely out of line.

...

He's clearly an atheist.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (qgUJH)

96 Nobody invited me?
Posted by: Satan at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (sRFAL)

Figured we had it covered by having Paula White give the prayer.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (8hICw)

97 Hot chick!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (8b+oT)

98

Reggie, you were a little hard on the beaver last night...

Posted by: Worst President Ever at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (+DAtP)

99 79
DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS BY NOW!!!!



*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (6i8i1)

I truly believe that video was the beginning of her end. With the ridiculous head bobbing, looking like she was high and about to pass out, screaming about not being up fifty points.
That was her Dukakis moment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (pUDQf)

100
No Imam? No Voodoo witch doctor? Where's the diversity?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (OE2ur)

101 87 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.


Can they get a close up of Psaki's sweater in the crowd?

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (VndSC)

102 Do you think Obama pushed heavily for him to include a mullah?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (cAnNx)

103 I want a quick shot of Billy Jeff oogling the chicks in the MSU chorus



Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ihtYN)

104 What are they singing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (sRFAL)

105 Blount got some homey to sing. Nice

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (nsB5p)

106 Not loving this choral piece, though.

Posted by: Little Boomer at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ZuVs9)

107 Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54)

I hadn't noticed that. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (7lehe)

108 I'll bet the hair on Michelle's back is standing straight up right now.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Zs4uk)

109 This is not the music I would've picked.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (OVUYQ)

110
This is creepy.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mZGNr)

111 It must be movers on steroids at the WH right now.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (gcme+)

112
Hear Here to Mizz State.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ODxAs)

113 What? What? No Iman included? Why, this isn't diverse!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (P8951)

114 94

Last seen chatting with W

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (0LQ4f)

115

I wonder how many of those holes aren't wearing panties?

Posted by: Billy Cliton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (+DAtP)

116 Why didn't we get a Mooslim preacher?

All part of making America great again.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Tyii7)

117 This music is a little too modern for my taste.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)

118 Missouri State? Was that the campus with the racist "concerned students 1950" nonsense?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (S2VsH)

119 Maybe they're in school?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (7lehe)

120 Misery State Corral?!?

Posted by: Hi at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (sPwat)

121 Oh my, Twitter is a vile place this morning.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (smD62)

122 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
---
Broken window prosperity is right around the corner

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G)

123 I don't think he can hit the ball far enough to actually get into the woods.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (zc3Db)

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Ladies' tees.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (qgUJH)

124 34 "W gave her a look that would have killed any one else."

Well, then I wish he had occasionally used that look on the Democrats and the MFM, birm.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (qNI3R)

125 Lovely voices.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (P8951)

126 DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS BY NOW!!!!



*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016
-----
At this point, what difference does it make?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (8b+oT)

127 Why is this song so mournful?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (gcme+)

128 Trump down by 5 points in Florida, it's going to be a short night.

Posted by: True Conservative at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (cOHS7)

129 Triune God.

wow

I heard that Trump was asking about everything including the types of napkins at the inaugural.

Details, details...

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (toH8T)

130 Hey some of those guys in the chorus aren't singing!!! They're just there for girls and free trips!!!
Smart little shits...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (lxPhc)

131 Saw Rosalyn earlier. She's another former FLOTUS with RBF. It doesn't help one age well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (PY9jH)

132 Work, schmerk.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (RD7QR)

133 This is creepy.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mZGNr)

Why don't you just let us know when you actually like something....

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (Enq6K)

134 >>> 795

Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.

I'm missing stuff...what happened? Why did he need correcting?

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (hvf9s)

135 THEOCRACY!!!!!
---

Yep, we're free from Progressive government and, with a little luck, we'll revert to old fashioned Christian Nationalism. It will drive the Progressives insane.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (1bQAQ)

136
Figaro!
Figaro!

Galileo!

Thunderbolts and Lightning!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (mZGNr)

137 nice. very majestic

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (c6/9Q)

138 117

Agreed....another rousing rendition of Battle Hymn would have been great

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (0LQ4f)

139 Dare I, dare I hope for the end of political correctness and the restoration of free speech?

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (nQ10o)

140 Is Pelosi wearing a CAMPAIGN BUTTON?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (H5rtT)

141 Loved the Beatitudes, all those he did leave out some key words that do change the intent of the text.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (bpfzP)

142 Oh my, Twitter is a vile place this morning.
Posted by: TickledPink


It's a day that ends in "y" , isn't it?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (RFeQD)

143 When does the "white does what's right" part start?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc)

144 21 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH


He's thinking of call to evening prayer and eating dog pot roast

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (voOPb)

145 Broken window prosperity is right around the corner

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G)

Pretty much sums up the Democratic philosophy of economics, no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (pUDQf)

146 Why are they appropriating the culture of old, rich, exploitative, white, Christian, slave-owners?

Posted by: Howard Zinn at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (mt8X9)

147 Which wouldn't be bad if you had the hair and the gravitas to go with it."

Or Jelly Babies...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (C9pBZ)

148
Trump doesn't appear to like sitting around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (ODxAs)

149 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.

BOA? I'm cool with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (sRFAL)

150 Wrap it up, kids.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (8b+oT)

151 ...ah, there we are, found a control to ditch the time delay.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (9krrF)

152 56 21
Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH)

Probably wishing he had his prayer rug
---

uncomfortable not facing Mecca

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (PqqkK)

153 Wow, did you see the black guy with dreads in the back right singing just then? Sincere as hell.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc)

154 willowed:

807 Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

When was the last time that was the case?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (9krrF)


Uh, wasn't that Obama?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (aUkRm)

155 I wonder how many languages Barron speaks? His mom speaks five so she must have him learning other languages too..

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (gcme+)

156
Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Where's Cruz

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (AJWHw)

157

the arts!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (nQgx9)

158 Anyone know the scripture reference for this choral bit? Seems like a mash of several texts.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (yL25O)

159 Farewell, Captain Bullshit. I shan't miss you.

Back to work now.....

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (pMXHT)

160 140 Is Pelosi wearing a CAMPAIGN BUTTON?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (H5rtT)

=======================

It says "Free Hillary!"

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (mt8X9)

161 15 minutes until The Trumpening.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

162 They still haven't worked out an ending to this song, it looks like.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (6i8i1)

163 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
==

Getting those final jobs numbers up.
================

It's in the contract. A bank, a coffee shop, 12 cars ....

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (JBggj)

164 Where's Bill Wynn to tell us why this isn't really happening?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

165 People praying in Jesus name. I'm amazed. And there were no Hindus up there either. Maybe that will invalidate the inauguration.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (bpfzP)

166 It will drive the Progressives insane.
Posted by: Sam Cold Hans

They can pack light.

It's a short trip

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (RFeQD)

167 I just want to say, that you are the people I want to spend these moments with.

Y'all were the only thing that made 2009 bearable. Also having fun with y'all this year.

Hear Here to Mizz State.

Half of them look like they want to cry.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (XFRz1)

168

now sing Flight Of The Valkyries!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (mZGNr)

169 156
Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Where's Cruz
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (AJWHw)

==================

We could do worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (zdM/+)

170 Trump just said something to someone (Pence?)

"We detonate the nukes at 12:01, right?"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Om16U)

171 It looks like it's gonna be an early night folks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (xkaSw)

172 156

Beck is on it

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (0LQ4f)

173 They just showed the view looking out. Small crowd./

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Halhc)

174 Shocker that a 10 y.o. boy would get the death stare from his mom for being restless.

Good on you, Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (PY9jH)

175 Sounds like that subway group with the Holy Bomb

Posted by: Col Taylor at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (4O5ms)

176 Well, I have to kill 14 minutes, so heard any good jokes?

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (nsB5p)

177 Fuck!!!Roy Blunt AGAIN?!?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (lxPhc)

178

Some of those white boys are cute...

Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (+DAtP)

179 Trump doesn't appear to like sitting around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (ODxAs)

He's going 'get this shit over with, I got work to do!'

Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (qf6WZ)

180 Holy crowd shot, Batman.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (hLRSq)

181 Cankles won DC by 96 percent. So protesters are smashing up businesses owned by Democrats.

Be my guest.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (P8951)

182 Upchuck up now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (S2VsH)

183 Around my neighborhood the douchebag dems have been putting "hate has no home here" signs in place of their clinton placards with arabic and all the usual bullshit on them. I feel like sticking some "but stupidity is pretty comfortable" signs on their lawns right next to them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db)

184 Fuck Chuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (pUDQf)

185 >>>122 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.

What else is new?

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (IKdzI)

186 Rusty Nail: No, you're thinking of the U of Missouri (Mizzou).

Posted by: Secret Square at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Xrq7b)

187 Oh great, Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (VdICR)

188 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

189 143 When does the "white does what's right" part start?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc)


I will NEVER forget that. If you want to know when the racial wounds starting opening up in the Obama age, it was at that exact moment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mbhDw)

190 Schumer - really?? UGH

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (/5WQL)

191 WTF.....Chuck!

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (0LQ4f)

192 Schumer?????? Why is he talking?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (lJW6d)

193 Is Ted Cruz there?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (gcme+)

194 Oh, God. This guy.

The crowd is not happy with him.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (qgUJH)

195 STFU, Schumer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (6i8i1)

196 Oh here comes Chuck to tell us all how horrible we are.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (bpfzP)

197 Loved the Beatitudes, all those he did leave out some key words that do change the intent of the text.
---
Yeah, "poor in spirit" =/= "poor"

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (3Liv/)

198
@ Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:39

He was fidgeting and complaining it appeared.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (ODxAs)

199 Oh, shit, this asshole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (P8951)

200 WHY ARE THEY LETTING CHUCKY SPEAK?!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (WuRdh)

201 I'm a dick.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (cOHS7)

202 Break infinite windows for infinite return.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

203 Chuck Schumer is a domestic terror threat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (voOPb)

204
FUCK.

YOU.

SCHUMER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mbhDw)

205 Fuck off, Chuck.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (8b+oT)

206 The have to pad the time, the oaths won't take long.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (9krrF)

207 Fuck you Schumer. Everything you list is your fault.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (cAnNx)

208 Someone kick Schumer ass, pleade

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (AJWHw)

209 173
They just showed the view looking out. Small crowd./


Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Halhc)

Cold and the leftie's intimation worked.

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (nsB5p)

210 It appears as though the Inaugural Committee didn't think there would be time for my suggestion of having prisoners fight to the death in a cage match.

Pity.

I think it would have sent a message.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Zs4uk)

211 Cavuto said earlier that Obama sez he won't be awaking to an alarm clock tomorrow. Which I suppose means he'll be getting up at the crack of noon instead of 10:00 a.m.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH)

212
Schumer's getting booed...loudly!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mZGNr)

213 180 Holy crowd shot, Batman.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (hLRSq)

===============

"Fake News"
-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zdM/+)

214 Shut up, Schmucky Tumor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)

215 Booing!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (8b+oT)

216 >>Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.

Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (NOIQH)

217 Could just be me, But Trump looks like he's scared shitless.

I know any human would be. But I expected him to revel in it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (a9n6M)

218 GFY, Schumer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (6i8i1)

219 And why is Chucky talking?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (gcme+)

220 11 minutes until my favorite minute of the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (2mC6G)

221 Why is this douchenozzle shitting all over this day?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (o38N1)

222 Faith in our government and institutions.....eff you Chuck. We're not supposed to have faith in government. It's not god, asshole.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (KkVB6)

223 Look an asshole with teeth is talking.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (E54Jq)

224 Schumer?????? Why is he talking?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (lJW6d)
-------

He's on the Inauguration Committee.

He thought he'd be doing it for Hillary.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (sBOL1)

225 Shocker that a 10 y.o. boy would get the death stare from his mom for being restless.

Good on you, Melania.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (PY9jH)


Rudy's kid would have torn down the stage, by now

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db)

226 Well, I have to kill 14 minutes, so heard any good jokes?"

Great. You got us Chucky....

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (C9pBZ)

227
Notice how he emphasized DOMESTIC threats. Cocksucking bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

228 Missouri State U used to be Southwest Missouri State U


so there's that.......

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (ihtYN)

229 "gender identity"

F off Schumer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (zdM/+)

230 Chuck Schumer. Gah.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

231 Haha. Upchuck Is a dick.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (eDc0r)

232 "What? I wasn't supposed to give a campaign speech?"

~ C. Schumer

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8hICw)

233

Here Chuck, this will wipe that shart up...

Posted by: The Sham Wow Guy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (+DAtP)

234 Fuck this guy sideways with a pineapple.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hMqvx)

235 gender identity.

fuck me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

236 gender identity

Fuck you Chuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (voOPb)

237 Gender identity. Oh brother.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (sBOL1)

238 Gender Identity?

what the fuck

get this fuck off the stage

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (sRFAL)

239 I have Chucky muted, how bad is it?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (WuRdh)

240
Barry's eyes are still closed. He must have gotten completely wasted last night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (OE2ur)

241


Yeah, wrap it up, the EO's are getting cold.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nQgx9)

242 Why the fuck is Chuck Schumer jawing about economy leaving people behind and gender identity at an inauguration?

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (oCER9)

243 Who did he trample to get to the podium?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (0LQ4f)

244 Bullshit.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8b+oT)

245 Bride of Chucky

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (IqV8l)

246
Why did shithead Roy Blount think it was a good idea to let Schumer speak?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mZGNr)

247 Shut the hell up, Chuck!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (7N6ox)

248 Wait you left out illegal aliens

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nsB5p)

249 Oh my god. Chuck cannot help himself. The crowd should boo his liberal ass off the podium.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (pUDQf)

250
You can hit the mute button now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

251 why is this gonad with ears allowed to speak?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (toH8T)

252 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (qJhUV)

253 >>> I think a couple of those little Trump granddaughters are gonna be a handful. Can't wait.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (7lehe)

The pics of them at grandpa's desk in the oval office are gonna be great. Lefties will be annoying about it but it will be adorable.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hvf9s)

254 Gender identity,good lord

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (7lehe)

255 11 minutes!!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (t+/Ew)

256 Send in the Clow-w-w-w-w-enns....

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (2mC6G)

257 Wow, Schumer sounds terrible. I don't mean his words, I mean his voice. Has he always talked like that?

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (IKdzI)

258 oh here we go with gender identity. I bet George Washington didn't talk about gender identity at his inauguration.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (bpfzP)

259 Schumer. Mute button activated.

Posted by: chris at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (2fIqd)

260 Now I shall commence to read the litany of the holy victim groups...

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hA1V+)

261 I just saw (in my mind's evil eye) a large black winged demon pick up Chucky and carry him off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (PY9jH)

262 SCHUMER DOES NOT SQUAT!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (lxPhc)

263 Wrap it up, Chuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (6i8i1)

264 Off to a bad start, Chuck.

Man. Just a mess. He's just ticking off leftist talking points like he's making a list.

Uck. He can eat every bite of my shit.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (qgUJH)

265 More booing. What a shit bag this asshole is.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8b+oT)

266 TEN MINUTES

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nsB5p)

267 Oh I missed the death stare. Good mom.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (eDc0r)

268 What a loser....couldn't stay classy, could he?

Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)

269 >>Cavuto said earlier that Obama sez he won't be awaking to an alarm clock
tomorrow. Which I suppose means he'll be getting up at the crack of
noon instead of 10:00 a.m.


Says the prezzy who loved to claim, "I will not rest until...."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

270 Is it protocol for that fucking Schumer to speak?

Sounds like a lot of booing in the far back.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (U6f54)

271 Good God. Shut up and fuck off, chucky.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (gcme+)

272
Joey:

"Sit down, Chuck! G-d love ya! Oh . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (mbhDw)

273 Well, I have to kill 14 minutes, so heard any good jokes?




Hillary is up by 7.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (xkaSw)

274 Crowd booing Schumer! What a tool.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Ve2ZO)

275 Why is this fuck making a campaign speech

So out of place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (sRFAL)

276 Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hvf9s)

YES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (7lehe)

277 Rudy's kid would have torn down the stage, by now

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db)


Waiting for Malaria to blow a spliff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (voOPb)

278 It looks like it's gonna be an early night folks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (xkaSw)


For you, maybe. It's a Friday Trump Day and I'll be celebrating this evening.

Milwaukee's Best Light!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hLRSq)

279 Ha. Schumer throwing in some illegal aliens loving their country speechiness.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Halhc)

280 >>What a loser....couldn't stay classy, could he?


***mute***

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

281 Glad I'm watching without sound. Apparently Chuckie is blowing gas.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (34w2E)

282 may be the crowd can yell a few thnigs at schumer - like "lock him up " ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (c6/9Q)

283 It's nice a Democrat condescended to show up, but can't he just shut up?

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (X4ZNp)

284 f***ing "gender identity"

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (IKdzI)

285
Wasn't Sullivan Balu in the Jungle Book?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (ODxAs)

286 I had to look, chuck has never had a real job, so STFU.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (IgBFP)

287 Thanks Secret Square. Glad I got that wrong.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (S2VsH)

288 He's essentially making a veiled attack against the incoming inauguration, at the inauguration. What a son of a bitch.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (oCER9)

289 Huh, the Constitution being used un-ironically by a Dem. Must be out of power or something.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (8hICw)

290 Uncle Chuck is stealing from my act!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (bc2Lc)

291 Well, this is 5 minutes of garbage I can never get back

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Tyii7)

292 227


Notice how he emphasized DOMESTIC threats. Cocksucking bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

They are running around D.C. now, smashing windows, go get 'em Chuck!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (7N6ox)

293 "Rule of law?"

Is that why Hillary is in prison?

No?

Fuck off, Chuck!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hecJ2)

294 Reminds me of Chuckles trying hog all the attention at the Giants' victory parade after Super Bowl XLII. Motherfucker made me turn off a celebration of the most joyous sporting event of my life......cocksucker

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (pMXHT)

295 I wonder how many languages Barron speaks?

English and Slovene.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hJamr)

296 After 8 years of our first historic super smart black president, things be fucked up n sheet.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (cOHS7)

297 Hey, the time here is off. WTF, pixy?!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (t+/Ew)

298 Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial.

The windows are easily popped out and replaced with those fake sugar glass things that the movies use.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (mBnZE)

299 WTF?


Obviously Maj Blue's family is a donor.

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (nsB5p)

300 Schumer's a whore.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (97XyN)

301 Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Oh now he's talking about Democrats fighting to save slavery.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (8b+oT)

302 268 What a loser....couldn't stay classy, could he?

Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62)


He never had any to "stay" classy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (voOPb)

303 Chuck, make sure to call out the most important members of society, the mentally challenged Trans population

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (3/uST)

304 Chuck, go away, and take your fat-assed niece with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (PY9jH)

305 is obama sleeping?

Posted by: Chris at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (LQPji)

306 Wait...I missed something.

Is he quoting Polk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (zdM/+)

307
What idiot thought letting Chucky talk was a good idea?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (OE2ur)

308 Is Pelosi wearing a CAMPAIGN BUTTON?

-
Twats gotta twat. See, e.g., Schmucky Tumor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

309 Milwaukee's Best Light!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hLRSq)

The beast is definitely a Friday night drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (8hICw)

310 Aren't trump and upchucky friends?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (eDc0r)

311 Deluding to say that Chuck Schumer is a classless cretin.

So glad the past 8 years are over!

Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (Hpmms)

312 I guess Chuckies' gotta Chuckie.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (J+eG2)

313 It says much about Harry Reid that Chuck Schumer was an upgrade.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (RgzS0)

314 >>It's nice a Democrat condescended to show up, but can't he just shut up?


Schumer + tv cameras, so no.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

315

Trump Supporters Chant 'Lock Her Up' When Hillary Clinton Announced At Inauguration

philadelphia/cbslocal

didn't hear it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (nQgx9)

316 send in the hook


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (toH8T)

317 Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial.


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You guys are killing me here.

Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (34w2E)

318 What, no Imam to give a fake air of moral relativism?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (pCOkh)

319
I'm nauseated and I have the volume off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (mbhDw)

320 This is wholly inappropriate for the inauguration. Shut it, Chuck.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (hJamr)

321 No he's ripping off Shelby Foote.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (xkaSw)

322 Go fuck yourself Chuck.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (1MUuC)

323
He's going 'get this shit over with, I got work to do!'
Posted by: Don Q

There's a stack of paper ready for the pen of hate

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (AJWHw)

324 Invocation tidbit. "THese United States".:

Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (xKUqs)

325 GOVERNMENT IS GODDDD!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (cOHS7)

326 Yep, hitting the mute button now.

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (IKdzI)

327 Ya know, a lot of transgender identify as full-of-shit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (2mC6G)

328 chuck is reminding everyone why they voted for TRUMP

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (c6/9Q)

329 Its often said we haven't seen Democrats this mad over an election since Lincoln took office, so I guess its appropriate Schumer is reading a civil war letter.

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (X4ZNp)

330 Oh my lord. Shut up already.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (KkVB6)

331 Bayersicher Rundfunk would like their audience to know that more people rode the public transit in 2009 than today.

They didn't mention the violent mobs keeping people away today, of course.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (XFRz1)

332 I just muted the asshole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (P8951)

333 Eat me, Chuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (6i8i1)

334 You really can't go wrong quoting a Rhode Islander.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

335 Chuck, go away, and take your fat-assed niece with you.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (3Liv/)

336 Not watching. Is Schumer part of the official inauguration speakers? WTF?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (jGgVe)

337 okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.

it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Must be what life is like for Hillary

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)

338 Trump just smirked at Chuck's speech!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (pUDQf)

339 Does Schumer think if he delays long enough Obama stays president?

FFS give him the hook.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (E54Jq)

340 Aren't trump and upchucky friends?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (eDc0r)

No, the truth is nobody in NY much likes chickie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (sRFAL)

341 Nope...I was way off. Misheard something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (zdM/+)

342 Chuck reading the letter of a Republican fighting against democrats fighting to own black people. I wonder if he'll praise the birth of the KKK.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8b+oT)

343 Can a democrat speak less than 10 minutes?


The South won that battle, asshole

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (nsB5p)

344 Sounds like there's some unrest in the crowd. I don't think this is too popular.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (oCER9)

345
Man, I just can't imagine the incredibly thin skin that Trump must have to let a sycophant like that suck-up Schumer speak at his Inaugural.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (dDOWg)

346 I think it would be fitting if I now read to you Edward Everett's speech at Gettysburg during the Civil War...

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (hA1V+)

347 Pls find out what Botox Pelosi is wearing - a button?
What is the crowd chanting?

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (3aBcq)

348 What does Chuck know about a battlefield?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

349 Grateful for the mute button

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (guIHw)

350 WTF is this about? Why are we talking about the Battle of Bull Run?

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (gcme+)

351 rump Supporters Chant 'Lock Her Up' When Hillary Clinton Announced At Inauguration



philadelphia/cbslocal
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my people. how I love you!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (toH8T)

352 So, he's basically saying, it's time to fight?

Giving ammo to the 'resistance?' I think that's his goal.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (qgUJH)

353 Cold and the leftie's intimation worked.


Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (nsB5p)


Joking. I wouldn't doubt if it's not reported on because it's comparable to or greater than Obama in '08.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Halhc)

354 So much I want to say, but can't find the words.

God Bless America!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (HiDrR)

355 Fuck off Schumer.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)

356
How great would it be if his Polident fails right now?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mbhDw)

357 I hate auto-cucumber.....that should have been delurking to say...

Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Hpmms)

358 108 I'll bet the hair on Michelle's back is standing straight up right now.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Zs4uk)

=======================

Not to mention her nipples ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mt8X9)

359 145 Broken window prosperity is right around the corner
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G)

Pretty much sums up the Democratic philosophy of economics, no?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (pUDQf)


Not quite. Here's the Democratic formula for success:

1. Sell life insurance policy to poor person
2. Instruct him to make the Democratic Party the beneficiary
3. Do not collect premium. Instead, give him a $5000 check
4. Arrange for his murder
5. Collect death benefit
6. Go to step 1

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (aUkRm)

360 WTF is Schumer talking about?

Protesters should be willing to lay down their life to defy Trump?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (U6f54)

361 Nah...let him talk.


Quite the contrast.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (J+eG2)

362 Wtf is he talking about?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (0LQ4f)

363 I will say that Civil War dudes wrote some long ass letters to their homepieces. Skype has kinda hurt that.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (lxPhc)

364 Somebody attempting to jump off the main bridge across the French broad river on I240 here in Asheville. Police are moving in.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Jr+k7)

365 bitter clingers !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (c6/9Q)

366 339 Does Schumer think if he delays long enough Obama stays president?

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Yup

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Om16U)

367 Just think Chuckie speech will probably longer than Trumps.

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (nsB5p)

368 We all agree that Sullivan Blue was a great guy. Let's move on.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (bpfzP)

369 Shout out to "immigrants."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

370 LALALALALALALALALALALA

I CAN'T HEEEEEAAAARRRR YOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (6i8i1)

371 "You really can't go wrong quoting a Rhode Islander."

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

------------

There you go. I don't want to go wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (sBOL1)

372 That's like letting Cruz speak at Obama's inauguration.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (jGgVe)

373 It says "Free Hillary!"

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you couldn't pay me to take her

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (PqqkK)

374
I don't need solace, I need obama gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (ODxAs)

375 OK, so whose got the giant hook to pull Chucky off the stage? Lets get on with it!

Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (yODqO)

376 337
okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.



it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.



Must be what life is like for Hillary

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)

One hour? Lightweight.

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (pUDQf)

377 yea baby

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (/tuJf)

378 Fucking tard.

Posted by: Trump at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (8b+oT)

379 Oh, shit! New poll has Hillary up 11 in PA.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (kTF2Z)

380 The crowd keeps cheering him off the stage. Now for Justice Thomas!

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (X4ZNp)

381 This fuck DARES to quote Sullivan Ballou?

Yes, he believed in something bigger than himself - fighting against your treasonous party!

Fuck you, Schumer!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (X6fMO)

382 337
okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.



it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.



Must be what life is like for Hillary

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)

She doesn't wait near that long.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Enq6K)

383 Justice Thomas!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj)

384 Schumer you tool, shut up and let somebody less douchey talk.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

385 Bull Run, of course. What an odd reference. They got their asses beat at Manassas Creek

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (7lehe)

386 YAY Clarence Thomas Mike Pence !

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (bpfzP)

387 Greatest country on earth....except when R's are in charge right ChuckU

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (0LQ4f)

388 Clarence Thomas!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (PY9jH)

389 It says much about Harry Reid that Chuck Schumer was an upgrade.

Preach it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (B+qrE)

390 They keep mentioning the "peaceful transfer of power."

Power is vested in the people. The President's job and the Congress' job is to defend and implement that power.

It's not theirs. They're just its custodians.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (laMCB)

391 Ok! Here we go!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (xkaSw)

392 Someone needs to grab a crook and yank Schumer off the stage.

lol the cowd cheering at best days are yet to come...MAGA days lol

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (hvf9s)

393 This is great! Chucky's speech is giving me time to line up the Brut, some Prosecco, and a fine cigar.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (C9pBZ)

394 Uncle Tom is up

Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nsB5p)

395


Pence!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nQgx9)

396 STFU already.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (E54Jq)

397 Here we go!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (o38N1)

398 Here we GO!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (pUDQf)

399 358
Not to mention her nipples ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mt8X9)

Nipples or the hair on her nipples?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (mbhDw)

400 TEAR THE PODIUM IN HALF, MIKE!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (lxPhc)

401 Clarence Thomas!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (U6f54)

402 Let's all work together and block everything that Trump tries to do....even though I can't do shit unless McTurtle lets me.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (cOHS7)

403 Schumer: "I firmly believe that our best days are yet to come"

Crowd roars its approval.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (JBggj)

404

Weiner shaved my coin purse last night....

Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (+DAtP)

405 Does this guy ever shut up?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (6i8i1)

406
That was our real senate majority leader, folks,

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (mZGNr)

407 IT'S HAPPENING

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Om16U)

408 Okay, maybe not greater. That's probably not happening. First historic black and all.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Halhc)

409 Ahhh-- here we are. Here we are.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nQ10o)

410 Here we go!

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Tyii7)

411 I, Michael Richard Pence, do solemnly swear...

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (8rNrN)

412 Oh baby! This is really happening!

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (X4ZNp)

413 What, no Imam to give a fake air of moral relativism?
Posted by: The Garbone

Change, right there

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (AJWHw)

414 Massive cheer went up when Schumer said America's best days are yet to come!
Damn straight. - In just a few minutes.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (dDOWg)

415 He's essentially making a veiled attack against the incoming inauguration, at the inauguration.

--

Speaking Truth to Power. It is a tradition when Democrats are not the power.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (1bQAQ)

416 Here it comes!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (+OrhF)

417 Oh yeah. Here it comes.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (E54Jq)

418 Ha. Clarence Thomas for the win.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Halhc)

419 Clarence!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (hvf9s)

420 Fantastic.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (gcme+)

421 That voice.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8b+oT)

422 with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

he tears ChuckSchumers identity politics down


helpless proggies on subway trains

scream "My God" as he looks in on them..

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (toH8T)

423

Roberts eats a turd.

Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (+DAtP)

424 Is it weird to feel proud of Mike Pence?
I feel proud of Mike Pence.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (XFRz1)

425 Libs' heads exploding right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)

426 Good bye Paste Eatin' Uncle Joe.

Take the choo-choo back to Delaware and practice with your 12 gauge.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (voOPb)

427 Isn't it usually done by the Chief Justice?

Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (34w2E)

428 Clarence! My n-word!

(We can say that about black people we love now, right?)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (S2VsH)

429 We have a NEW VICE PRESIDENT!!!!!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (pUDQf)

430 I do not see deadlifting calluses on Pence's hand.
:::disappointed:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (lxPhc)

431 >>Aren't trump and upchucky friends?

I am sure Schumer hit up Trump for campaign donations for many years.
At that charity dinner the night after the 3rd Hillary/Trump debate Trump delivered quite a stomping about all of the people in the room who have courted him, asked him for money, been his friend who suddenly declared him crazy the day Trump announced he was running.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

432 I wanna bitch slap Paul Ryan

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (1rUWz)

433 Is Barron crying?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (X6fMO)

434 Pence getting the oath.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (RD7QR)

435 Gah, I wish god would take away Chucks voice. Luckily here at home I was able to use the mute button, but it took me too long to find it on the remote.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Jen0I)

436 I love listening to Thomas's voice.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (OVUYQ)

437
We have a new VPOTUS!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (ODxAs)

438 Not quite. Here's the Democratic formula for success:

1. Sell life insurance policy to poor person
2. Instruct him to make the Democratic Party the beneficiary
3. Do not collect premium. Instead, give him a $5000 check
4. Arrange for his murder
5. Collect death benefit
6. Go to step 1
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (aUkRm)
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Addendum

5b. Register him to vote as a Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (2mC6G)

439 Wtf is he talking about?
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He's, in a roundabout way, acknowledging we're all better off removing the democrats from power at the ballot box than by force of arms.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/)

440
Domestic enemies? You gotta arrest half the people on the grandstand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (mbhDw)

441 Great....a Muzzie is following me on Twitter, after I posted some pro-Trump thoughts.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (smD62)

442 Enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8b+oT)

443 Well, we all knew libs wouldn't go quietly back to their holes.

Schmucky is just the first.

To hell with him, PENCE IS BEING SWORN IN!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (WuRdh)

444 God Bless America!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (4ErVI)

445 Vice President Michael Richard Pence!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (HiDrR)

446 bye bye Joey!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8iiMU)

447 Pence sworn in, so there goes CNN's last gasp for Obama wet dream.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (qJhUV)

448 424 Is it weird to feel proud of Mike Pence?
I feel proud of Mike Pence.


Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (XFRz1


You should you wonderful Hoosier

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (voOPb)

449 I could go through my entire life without bearing chuckle talk again.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (gcme+)

450 *pop* goes the Prosecco....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (C9pBZ)

451 Thank you God

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Rsi2C)

452 Vice-Presidential hair!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (o38N1)

453 Pence is sworn in! Halleluia!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (sBOL1)

454 422 with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

he tears ChuckSchumers identity politics down


helpless proggies on subway trains

scream "My God" as he looks in on them..
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (toH8T)

Go go Trumpzilla!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

455 WOOOOOT

VP PENCE!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Om16U)

456 Woot!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (xkaSw)

457

Piloerection: 11

Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+DAtP)

458 337 okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.

it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Must be what life is like for Hillary
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)



Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (cAnNx)

459 And Biden is unemployed!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (J+eG2)

460 "I'm just glad it isn't raining."

With luck, all the cold rain will be going to Palm Springs to greet Mooch and al-Buraq, who said they wanted their last airplane ride on our dime to be to "someplace warm".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (noWW6)

461 Bye Biden, ya fucktard. Go eat paste.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (pUDQf)

462 I give you: VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (qgUJH)

463 Vice President Pence!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+OrhF)

464 Howdy VP Michael!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU)

465 Maybe he tapered for the ceremony...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (lxPhc)

466 And, the CNN fantasy diea

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (AJWHw)

467 So help me God. He really meant that. Really meant it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (bpfzP)

468 FIVE MINUTES

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (nsB5p)

469 Pelosi looks like she's holding back a shart.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

470 Okay, this is beautiful. Pence and Thomas.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (t+/Ew)

471 MISTER VICE PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (X6fMO)

472 Dies

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (AJWHw)

473 "Congratulations Mr. Vice President, and God Bless you."

Those are beautiful words.

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (X4ZNp)

474 Clarence Thomas and Mike Pence!! Adults with gravitas who love our country!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (oQQwD)

475 BOOM

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (IKdzI)

476 Nice looking son...Army or Marines?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (sRFAL)

477 Pence. A great person.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (tVWQB)

478 Fuck you CNN! Power is transferring!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (xkaSw)

479
I'm about to cry with joy!

Two class acts! More of them please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mbhDw)

480 Pence should gift Joey a golden jar of paste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

481 Pence nails it.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

482 It's really happening...

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (guIHw)

483 *applauds lustily*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (OVUYQ)

484

I wish Thomas was doing the POTUS

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+DAtP)

485 I heard a LOCK HER UP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (voOPb)

486 Ok, the lighter is out, cigar is ready, and I'm in tears again.

Damn. Didn't think this would get to me like this.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (C9pBZ)

487 If I had closed my eyes, I would have thought Barry White just swore in the Vice President.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (vJCwr)

488 Joe is out of work!

Posted by: Paul Broderick at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MWUxi)

489 AND HERE WE GO!

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mf5HN)

490 There it is! Congrats VP Pence!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (8b+oT)

491 Peloser has permagrin on

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (0LQ4f)

492 Moar Puffs please

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (bpfzP)

493 BREAKING: Boxcars filled with ballots just discovered in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Florida, and Iowa!

Federal Judge orders stay of Inauguration. Developing ...

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mt8X9)

494 The crowd here looks like a National Socialists convention.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (cOHS7)

495 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Ace ... it is with great pride that I award you ... for behavior most becoming the Moron Lifestyle ... the Horde Medal of Deplorability with Crossed Val-U-Rites and Hobo Clusters.

*salute*

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MhYfz)

496 Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s)

497 OK, NOW we can have a dance party at Pence's house - the VP mansion!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (NOIQH)

498 I love the shot of the crowd.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hJamr)

499 i wish i was at school today so i could lap up the sweet tears of Libtard despair.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (uz/Pv)

500 Did I hear a "lock her up"?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (o38N1)

501

1 lack of heartbeat away...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (+DAtP)

502 450 *pop* goes the Prosecco....
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (C9pBZ)

Waiting for the freeloaders to get on Marine One.

Posted by: 8-Ball at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (48QDY)

503 I'm about to cry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH)

504 Why did they even let that moron speak?

Posted by: rrockbeast at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (9ls8w)

505 one down...one to go!

Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hkcM6)

506
Just saw Marylin Quayle. She has not aged well. Nice lady.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mbhDw)

507 God Bless VPOTUS Mike Pence

Someone just shouted Lock Her Up! I love it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (kXoT0)

508 Did you hear that on CSpan?!?!? "Lock her up!"

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (oQQwD)

509 Next time we hear about Biden, he will have shot the UPS man through a door with a shotgun.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (2mC6G)

510 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Must be what life is like for Hillary
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)

It's probably less weird for Hillary, since an hour and a half after she gets up, she's probably on drink 3 or 4.

Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (34w2E)

511 Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP)

512 469
Pelosi looks like she's holding back a shart.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

Depends are her friend

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (nsB5p)

513 Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (6i8i1)

514
Where are the Rockettes?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mZGNr)

515 "America the Beautiful" always makes me cry.

Beautiful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (sBOL1)

516 Ooohhh...There's the cream coats and plaid scarves!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (+OrhF)

517 Haha Barron had to tell his mom to get out of the way so Pence's family could get back through.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (cAnNx)

518 So Pence has now been officially sworn as Vice President...what if something were to happen between now and when Trump is sworn in...could we get Pence as President?

Think, people, there's not much time left!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+)

519 Obama/Pence 1/20/17 11:56 EST

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (IKdzI)

520 we need MORE COW BELL!!!!!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (RzUqr)

521 Mormon choir now singing for NOT-McMuffin.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (S2VsH)

522 Happy Mormons!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (t+/Ew)

523 Ah, THERE'S the cream coats and scarves.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (Halhc)

524 Is the Dalai Lama a Mormon?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (lxPhc)

525 America the Beautiful.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hLRSq)

526 off sock

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (34w2E)

527 508 Did you hear that on CSpan?!?!? "Lock her up!"

--

I did! So deplorable!!!! LMAO

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (Om16U)

528 I have chills.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (7lehe)

529 VP PENCE!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - sun is shining brightly at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hgso/)

530 510 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Must be what life is like for Hillary
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN)

It's probably less weird for Hillary, since an hour and a half after she gets up, she's probably on drink 3 or 4.
Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (34w2E)

You can't drink all day if you don't start as soon as you get out of bed.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (8hICw)

531 Trump should invite Joey to step out back.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (toH8T)

532 Lot of white in this crowd!!

Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (nsB5p)

533 495 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.

Ace ... it is with great pride that I award you ... for behavior most becoming the Moron Lifestyle ... the Horde Medal of Deplorability with Crossed Val-U-Rites and Hobo Clusters.

*salute*
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MhYfz)

*puts pants back on*
*stands crisply at attention*
*returns salute*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (0mRoj)

534 Another drunk just joined the unemployment line

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (3/uST)

535 plaid scarves singing, each to each



Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (ihtYN)

536 496 Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s)

===================

"Well, he's not REALLY black."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (zdM/+)

537
Okay, we're rid of Biden.

Now let's get rid of obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr)

538 Evan McMullen weeps.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (RgzS0)

539 Alright my friends, here we are! So close.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (oCER9)

540

Mormons are actually Russian...

Posted by: PMSNBC at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (+DAtP)

541 Vice President Pence.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (c6/9Q)

542 God bless and keep the vice president!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hMqvx)

543 I am so Happy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (sRFAL)

544 Dammit. Eyes full of tears.

What a long, seemingly endless nightmare the past eight years have been.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH)

545 Who's chopping onions??

sniff

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (pUDQf)

546 I will say this, the one good thing Obama has ever done in his entire presidency is be gracious today in the transfer of power. No doubt he will be absolutely terrible tomorrow, and slam Trump every chance he gets, but he is doing the one thing he needs to do today well.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hvf9s)

547 I , Race Bannon do solemnly swear..

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (jGgVe)

548
Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr)

549 Gotta get the sock right.

Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (48QDY)

550 Chills. I have them.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (WuRdh)

551
Anything interesting happened while I was away?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (yfObW)

552 I'm about to cry."

I know. This is much like Reagan's first.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (C9pBZ)

553 Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir


Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP)


I closed the door in my office to watch. I haven't cried like this since I watched Reagan's funeral.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO)

554 Holy crap Barron's getting tall.

Note my laser focus on the important.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

555 Trump looks restless, like he can't wait to get to work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

556 Ready for a quick shot of Hillary. Love seeing her today.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (8b+oT)

557
Still think Ray Charles version is THE one to beat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mbhDw)

558 544
Dammit. Eyes full of tears.

What a long, seemingly endless nightmare the past eight years have been.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH)

(hugs)Long eight years. Painful and long. It's finally over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (pUDQf)

559 Trump look like he wants to start working...Barron is way too cute. Gonna be a heartbreaker one day.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (gcme+)

560 Mormons singing...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

561 521 Mormon choir now singing for NOT-McMuffin.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (S2VsH)

No! NO! Evan is your president! EVAN IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (0mRoj)

562 Where are the Rockettes?!?!



Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mZGNr)


They've been weaponized and sent to high-kick their way through the Disrupt J20 crowd.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (hLRSq)

563 Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP)
-----------
Best, classiest, most luxurious choir in the country.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (qgUJH)

564 saw Pence hugging Quayle when he came in.

They must have been all "Indiana is for Vice Presidents, what?!"

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (tewYv)

565 Russians hacked my face and now I can't stop grinning like a fool.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (Om16U)

566 It's a great day, folks.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (Tyii7)

567 Trump really does look impatient, like he wants to get right to work already.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (o38N1)

568 546 I will say this, the one good thing Obama has ever done in his entire presidency is be gracious today in the transfer of power. No doubt he will be absolutely terrible tomorrow, and slam Trump every chance he gets, but he is doing the one thing he needs to do today well.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hvf9s)

=================

Credit where credit is due.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (zdM/+)

569 548
Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr)


Paste futures hardest hit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (4ErVI)

570 Think, people, there's not much time left!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+)

Funny shit.
2 minutes!!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (t+/Ew)

571 Where can a guy find a nice window to lick around here?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (6i8i1)

572 547

I knew he looked familiar

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (0LQ4f)

573 >>"Well, he's not REALLY black."

-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course



"And dumb."
- Every Democrat

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)

574 It's almost time, folks

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (3Liv/)

575 Has Pence instituted the Theocracy yet?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

576 nood

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (8rNrN)

577 Justice Thomas swearing in Pence: alright, I cried from joy.

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (4EvED)

578 Just think, we could've had Beyonce instead.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (Halhc)

579 554 Holy crap Barron's getting tall.

Note my laser focus on the important.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

Someone to look up to.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

580
Its early for me but I better get a shot ready.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (ODxAs)

581 Time's running out patriots!

Posted by: Wold Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (X4ZNp)

582 2 MINUTES.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

583 503 I'm about to cry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH)


*spreads arms offer hug*


.....in a platonic way, not the twisted perverted way OTHER 'rons may offer it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (uz/Pv)

584 Liberal scrunt across the street has put up her Clinton/Kane election poster on her front door.


De Nile...yadda yada yada

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (J+eG2)

585

Damn allergies..

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (+DAtP)

586 Kudos to HRC for showing up and getting salt poured into her wounds. Soberfaced and taking it like a trooper.
Showing more class than the Democratic Resent-atives.

Posted by: Honest Molon L. Abe at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (cKeSP)

587 The kids are wreaking havoc in my living room while I'm glued to the TV...

God Bless America!!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (1dDS6)

588 Is anyone else crying or just me? I never thought I'd see this today!

Crying cuz it's not HRC! and proud of DJT!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (3aBcq)

589 Holy crap Barron's getting tall.

Note my laser focus on the important.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN)


"Getting"? If it took him until 10 to loom over you, then he must be a slow starter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mBnZE)

590 "And Biden is unemployed!"

Not for long.

Just as state officialdom here in Commiefornia have now hired on Eric Holder as legal counsel to defend the state's "sanctuary cities" against Trump, I fully expect that the state's High Speed Rail Authority is going to bring on board that engineering genius Joey Choo-Choo to help out.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (noWW6)

591 Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45

He's a Great American!!!

(what would Neil Kinnock say? What would Clarence Thomas say?)

Good bye , Joe.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RFeQD)

592 OK, let's do it!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (lJW6d)

593 I'll be driving past Clarence Thomas' birthplace in a couple of hours on my way to the Doc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)

594 I'm getting chills just now!
God Bless America!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (wCEn4)

595 Bigly sound!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4O5ms)

596 Cranked the volume up to like 100 so my elderly liberal aunt in Buffalo can hear it....

How 'bout that, Aunt Pat?

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (+OrhF)

597 So Pence has now been officially sworn as Vice President...what if something were to happen between now and when Trump is sworn in...could we get Pence as President?

Think, people, there's not much time left!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+)
---
Uh....same thing that would happen 10 minutes, or an hour, or a day or a month, or a year from now. Pence would be sworn in as Pres.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (2mC6G)

598 That was beautiful. Moving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pUDQf)

599 Champagne poured.Just finished morning coffee.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (P8951)

600 547
I , Race Bannon do solemnly swear..



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (jGgVe)

- Now that's funny!

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (dDOWg)

601 the Mormon choir sounds ok, but I guess that one lady who quit rather than perform for Trump made a real difference

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RzUqr)

602
Pence is sworn in! Halleluia!

I feel better now.
I've spent the last two months telling people "Keine Sorge, Mike Pence ist ein guter Mann." I actually believe it, and since no one actually knows anything deeper than "Trump ist Fascismus!" they change the subject. Alles Gute.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (XFRz1)

603 Here we go!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (voOPb)

604 OK, the Mall is now full!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (kXoT0)

605 It is N O O N!!!!!!

Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (tv+BP)

606 Here we go

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pUDQf)

607

giddy up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (nQgx9)

608 Champagne status: Popped.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (/tuJf)

609 omg omg omg

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (Om16U)

610 Here comes Mr. Tax

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (X4ZNp)

611 C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MOOOONNN.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

612 Chief Justice is going to swear in Donald Trump!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (bpfzP)

613 I am seriously about to cry. My dad would have loved this. Would have bought us all "Make America Great Again" hats. Miss him today so much.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (8b+oT)

614 Here it comes!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (xkaSw)

615 Whatever the idiocy spewed from Shumer, he actually knows how to speak, unlike ex-President Obama

ex-President Obama ex-President Obama ex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obama*

*worth repeating

Posted by: Blake at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (qC1Sy)

616 YES.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (oCER9)

617 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (WuRdh)

618 Great jumping horny toads that was a loooong eight years. Bye Barry or whoever you really are

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (xJxz7)

619 DO IT!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (o38N1)

620 OUR ... OUR ... OUR ...

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

621 Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s)

===================

"Well, he's not REALLY black."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

-
A mediocre negro.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)

622 I'm getting a thrill down my leg

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (b7fwp)

623 My favorite moment of the Obama Presidency!!! Sniff.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (2mC6G)

624 Here we go!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4O5ms)

625 Roberts.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

626 OH SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THANK YOU JESUS

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (ihtYN)

627 Does everyone have their drink ready to toast?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (IgBFP)

628 LONG ... LONG ... LONG ...

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

629 476
Nice looking son...Army or Marines?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (sRFAL)

I believe that VP Pence's son is an MV-22 Osprey pilot for the Marines.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7N6ox)

630 God she is gorgeus

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7lehe)

631 I'm standing, dammit!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (hecJ2)

632 It's not a tax Roberts...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8iiMU)

633 Look at his family. Priceless.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (bpfzP)

634 Here we go

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (IKdzI)

635 faithfully execute assholes and doucheweasels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (voOPb)

636 NATIONAL ... NATIONAL ... NATIONAL ...

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

637 PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (HiDrR)

638 Hillary is madly sipping from her flask right now

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (X4ZNp)

639 Barack Obama is not my president!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (PqqkK)

640 YAAAY!

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (b7fwp)

641 President Trump!

Posted by: Alf767 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (qGI+A)

642 He's rocking that red tie.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (S2VsH)

643 OMG...my stomach is all aflutter!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Enq6K)

644 The unwashed are at the gates!!! Aaaaaand-- they art IN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (nQ10o)

645 I will Obama credit for one final act of sloth, he didn't do nearly as much in the last 24 hours that as I was afraid he would do.


Oh gawd it is joyous to contemplate just how much the prog's are hating this moment!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (V2Yro)

646 Done!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8iiMU)

647 NIGHTMARE ... NIGHTMARE ... NIGHTMARE ...

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

648 Trump gave us all a little wave there

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8mO0Q)

649 It's 11am and I'm in tears and on my third beer. Is that bad?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (1MUuC)

650
It's official.
Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (yfObW)

651 There it is! President Donald John Trump!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (xkaSw)

652 BOOM!!!

Done

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (J+eG2)

653

HURRAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (nQgx9)

654 HERE WE GO


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (toH8T)

655 Over. Thank you Lord.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (pUDQf)

656 IS ... IS ... IS ...

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

657 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7lehe)

658 Man. Can't even.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (RgzS0)

659 Done and Done!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (/tuJf)

660 God Bless and watch over President Donald Trump!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Vzqe+)

661 YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BAAAAAABYYYYYY!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (o38N1)

662 So Help Me God

Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Joi9z)

663 12:00 sharp, well done.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (W13WA)

664 OVER!!! OVER!!! OVER!!!

Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mt8X9)

665 Unseal the indictments and get to work.

Posted by: Weird Nick at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nb8Yl)

666 YES!!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT)

667 Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, free at last!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (IAyRw)

668 saw a dejected Stuart Smiley, bawahhhhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (voOPb)

669 MR. PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!



Woo Hoooooooooooo

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (bpfzP)

670 Nukes away! Destination Tehran!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (xkaSw)

671 W00T!

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (TJx8f)

672 All his kids are crying

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Rsi2C)

673 And with that, our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (S2VsH)

674
Oh Dear Christ We Have A New Yorker For Our President!

Dear Lord What Have We Done!!??!?!??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mZGNr)

675 Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (eAZVt)

676 Smiles all around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (ODxAs)

677 President Donald Trump.

Ladies and gentlemen, you may now begin punching each other's babies in the dick!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (X6fMO)

678 f'in screamers in the background

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8mO0Q)

679 And it is done!!!!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (pCOkh)

680 Praise Be!!! Give the glory to God!!!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nQ10o)

681 bammy out

Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (iU+1A)

682 I don't usually get serious around here but I have to say, my schadenboner just knocked Jupiter out of orbit.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT)

683 ***** Sweet *****

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (dDOWg)

684 Tears running down my face.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Ivjge)

685 It is done. Amen.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

686 FO, Bobo, the dustbin of history is calling for you!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (kXoT0)

687 Great. Another black man with no job skills is now unemployed.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (3/uST)

688 HA! Post 666!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT)

689 WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (sonzz)

690 Finally. And no Hillary pardons.

YESSSSSSS

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (lJW6d)

691 Cannons

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Om16U)

692 we did it! Americans spoke & it happened

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (3aBcq)

693 He's in. Thank God.

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (LaT54)

694 DOUBLE BOOM

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (IKdzI)

695 0 hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (IAyRw)

696 Didn't expect to, but yeah, I'm crying a bit

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (dDOWg)

697 PRESIDENT TRUMP

PRESIDENT TRUMP

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Oh the family looks so proud and OMG IT'S REALLY REAL.

*ugly cries*

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mf5HN)

698 Second look at celebrity dipshits trying to sabotage the electoral college?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (B+qrE)

699 PRESIDENT TRUMP!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - sun is shining brightly at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (hgso/)

700 Now BO, get the f moving....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pCOkh)

701 "Donate today! We still have a path to victory!"
-Dr. Jill Stein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (zdM/+)

702 Shackles have been broken!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (fFfWq)

703 YESSS


NOW FIRE SOME ASS

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (toH8T)

704 OK gentlemen, NOW we can start sucking each others dicks.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pMGkg)

705
What a crappy 8 years that was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (ODxAs)

706 663
12:00 sharp, well done.


Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (W13WA)

==================
Under Budget and In Record-Time!!!

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mt8X9)

707 What is that hat - is it Justice Breyer wearing it?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (RzUqr)

708 Rachel Maddow, right now, crouched over a toilet bowl, puking up Cheerios and sperm

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (ihtYN)

709 I haven't been this giddy since the Cubs won the WS!

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (eAZVt)

710 The long national nightmare is over. May the long years of night terrors begin for the Leftists.

Posted by: Honest Molon L. Abe at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (cKeSP)

711 New polls show Americans dissatisfied with President Trumps performance.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PqqkK)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (8iiMU)

713 We made it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gTQoY)

714 Thank you God for Your intervening and benevolent hand. You have given us the gift of a reprieve. Bless us with the wisdom to be faithful and not blow it.


In the saving name of Jesus, Amen.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (bpfzP)

715 Why aren't I crying? I cried when my Cubs won. What's wrong with me?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Rsi2C)

716 SHow Hillary!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (8b+oT)

717 Bergdahl still faces courts-martial, Palestine is still a territory and Hillary is still subject to legal proceedings regarding her use of a private server as SoS.

Welcome President Donald J. Trump!!!!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (7N6ox)

718 Jeb! 2nd hardest hit...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pCOkh)

719 FREE AT LAST ... FREE AT LAST ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)

720 I'm so happy
Incredible

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Om16U)

721 I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute, uh, half these motherfuckers standing around me.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6m17V)

722 "Remember, man, that thou art mortal."

We still need a ton of Divine assistance...but I feel like there's a chance now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (9krrF)

723 WOOHOOO! It is official, we now have a patriot in the WH an the commie is out of power.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Jen0I)

724 OUR people. YES

Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Joi9z)

725 Yes!!!!!!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (a0m5R)

726 Schaedenboner status: zombie transcontinental railroad engineer called. Wants me to drill 24 foot of granite per day.

Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xKUqs)

727 Yes...now you may begin

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (J+eG2)

728 It's done!!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (t+/Ew)

729 The End of an Error is over!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xkaSw)

730 I notice he doesn't say I or me every other word.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (IgBFP)

731
8 years of My Life under that piece of shit obama...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mZGNr)

732
We made it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gTQoY)
=======================

We did. Thanks be to God.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (bpfzP)

733 Fuckin' A. We survived.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

734 Fuck you, Obama. Fuck you right in your gigantic jug ears. Now get the fuck out!

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (KkVB6)

735 To think, all of this without a poem from Maya Angelou about rocks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (B+qrE)

736 Many many years to come....

Nicely worded, that.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (kVX3W)

737 711
New polls show Americans dissatisfied with President Trumps performance.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PqqkK)

=======================

Impeachment proceedings will begin in The House tomorrow ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)

738 maybe Obama can get work as a golf pro.

starting to rain, I think

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (b7fwp)

739 starting to rain

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (W13WA)

740 He used the word "rebuild" in the first sentence.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (VdICR)

741 Starting to rain...

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Enq6K)

742 Classy to thank the Obama's.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (7lehe)

743 Didn't like a soldiers marching up behind Don there....

Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Joi9z)

744 So TFG has to open his own umbrella now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (voOPb)

745 Rain coming. Plastic being handed out.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (S2VsH)

746 Thank you Lord.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (RfzVr)

747
YES!!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mZGNr)

748 WSJ wrote President Trump speech is 20 minutes. I hope it's not too long.

Too complimentary of The JEF and wife.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (sj3Ax)

749 A peaceful transition...

(for now because the democrats are still plotting revenge and disruption)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (wCEn4)

750 The People!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (7lehe)

751 Freedomboner at Mohs hardness of 18.....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (8iiMU)

752 Amen, grammie winger, amen.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mf5HN)

753 Let the fundamental un-transformation begin.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (4YUWF)

754 Oh I like this.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (/tuJf)

755 " Rain coming. Plastic being handed out."

The planet, crying tears of joy.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (kVX3W)

756 We lived through it...one long day at a time for a very long time, but we stand now in the daylight. The glimmering light at the end of the tunnel has become reality.

Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (hkcM6)

757 Did he just say he's giving power back to Americans?????

This boner may never go away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf)

758 I'm laughing too much to cry.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (gTQoY)

759 Red meat speech

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C)

760 Raining everywhere.
Even my eyes are leaking. Dangit.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Om16U)

761 737 Impeachment proceedings will begin in The House tomorrow ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)

==================

"What...? Republicans have to start it? They control both chambers?

That's not democracy!"
-Liberals

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (zdM/+)

762 Hillary has an umbrella so she doesn't melt.

Posted by: shred21 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nOsY0)

763 YES!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8b+oT)

764 Oh snap, Trump is tearing the throat out of the establishment right now.

Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (oCER9)

765
President Trump is reading the speech Bernie Sanders wrote for him!

Wait, what??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mZGNr)

766 714 - Amen -

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (RzUqr)

767
BACK TO YOU THE PEOPLE


AWESOME

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (toH8T)

768 Giving it to the fcukers already, nice.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Cf0i2)

769 Rain. Yes. Wash that place clean.

Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pMGkg)

770 Was that the umbrella brigade that appeared and disappeared?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K)

771 Yes. The man is speaking truth to craven incompetency! Let him be heard.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (dDOWg)

772 I notice Obama didn't clap during the 'give power back to the people' part.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pUDQf)

773 OBAMA HAS TO SIT AND LISTEN TO THIS

HA HA HA HA

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (gTQoY)

774 Trump turns on DC, the cheering got quieter.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (S2VsH)

775 Well this speech definitely isn't for the other people on that podium...

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (guIHw)

776 757 Did he just say he's giving power back to Americans?????

This boner may never go away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf)

==================

"This moment is your moment."

I know they all say that stuff, but it's still nice to hear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (zdM/+)

777 He's shitting right in their wheaties

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (xJxz7)

778 THANK YOU, GOD!!!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hYNPr)

779 he started "We the Citizens . . ."

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8mO0Q)

780 "We are transferring power from Washington DC and giving it back to you, the people."

"Fuck the Capital, the Districts are now free"

I may have paraphrased that last bit there.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

781 "We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the people...Washington flourished but the people did not share in its wealth."

He's staying true here.

Trump just declared war.

"This moment is your moment."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (RgzS0)

782 He's killing it.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8b+oT)

783 Trump is the blue collar rich guy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (IgBFP)

784 Oh lordy, lordy, lordy--KICK 'EM IN THE BALLS, TRUMP!!!!


Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hecJ2)

785 Red Meat!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pCOkh)

786 What a deplorable speech. Best day ever.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Om16U)

787 750+ comments in second thread already?
Ace,
It shows how popular you are.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sj3Ax)

788 So...betas in charge of "disruption," you suck at that, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (B+qrE)

789 That one captain on the right should a stood closer to his razor this morning.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Jr+k7)

790 Uh, where are all the "I", "Me", and "My" references?

Just what the hayl kinda presidential speech is this, anyway?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (kVX3W)

791 Damn this is a great speech.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (1MUuC)

792 So refreshing not to hear I I I I I I, me me me me, my my my my.....

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (HiDrR)

793
Awesome lines!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (ODxAs)

794 Names taken.
Asses kicked.
What, you expected less?

It's the Age of Trump.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (H5rtT)

795
Who else is hearing Barry Manillow singing LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mZGNr)

796 787 750+ comments in second thread already?
Ace,
It shows how popular you are.
Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sj3Ax)

==================

"We'll get there soon."
-Hot Air, about 50 comments in

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (zdM/+)

797 Ace's place is the place to be. Super Yowza Yay!!

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (8mO0Q)

798 This is for real!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (U6f54)

799 Im loving this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (IgBFP)

800 Trump grabbing Establishment right by its pussy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (7lehe)

801 Oh wow. He's saying that with Obama sitting right there. Double Fuck You Obama.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (KkVB6)

802 Ouch. That left a mark. He's pissing all over Obamas legacy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (S2VsH)

803 Did he just say he's giving power back to Americans?????

This boner may never go away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf)

==================

"This moment is your moment."

I know they all say that stuff, but it's still nice to hear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison




I think President Trump means it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (xkaSw)

804 Whuh? No references to oceans and stuff? What's this bit about people taking back the country?

Stoopit.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (kVX3W)

805
THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY



damn allergies

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (toH8T)

806 803 I think President Trump means it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (xkaSw)

===================

I'm leaning towards: True.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (zdM/+)

807 What about the seas? Are they rising again?

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (E54Jq)

808 BEATING OBAMA AND THE DEMS LIKE RENTED MULES

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (toH8T)

809 This is historic. All the assholes in Washington on the stage while Trump says we're taking power away from these assholes on the stage and giving it back to you, the American people!

All the assholes on the stage getting red in the cheeks.

That. Was. Awesome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (pUDQf)

810 How long do you think it will take the MFM to cue up a rebuttal from Obama?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (B+qrE)

811 wow. notice all the "you"s as opposed to "I"s.

Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (iU+1A)

812 Pres. Trump has taken over @POTUS

https://twitter.com/POTUS

only 221K followers right now - follow!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Om16U)

813
You know what's great about this moment?

That that Shit obama is there to hear one of Donald Trump's campaign speeches!!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mZGNr)

814 he's a good great man, Thank God! righteous people!

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (8mO0Q)

815 He's talking to you, Barry, and all your failures

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Rsi2C)

816 809 This is historic. All the assholes in Washington on the stage while Trump says we're taking power away from these assholes on the stage and giving it back to you, the American people!

All the assholes on the stage getting red in the cheeks.

That. Was. Awesome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (pUDQf)

==================

"I did it before it was cool."
-Andrew Jackson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (zdM/+)

817 759
Red meat speech

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C)

Yes, I'm a bit surprised - I don't know why, Kelly Ann Conway calling her outfit 'Trump revolutionary wear' should have been a hint of what was to come.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (W13WA)

818 didn't Obama tell Trump how important the word "I" is?

and again Trump has those sniffles?

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (b7fwp)

819 This isn't just red meat, he's butchering a herd of cattle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (IgBFP)

820 Carnage stops here and now.

Beautiful.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (kVX3W)

821 JUST AND REASONBLE DEMANDS OF A RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE



oh GOOD LORD THIS is GOOD

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (toH8T)

822 Holy shit, he's fucking NAILING it!

Freedomboner at Mohs 19...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (8iiMU)

823 DC elites having heart attacks right now listening to this

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Om16U)

824
What's this, then?

My "gender identity" just sprouted a boner.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mZGNr)

825 "These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people"

Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech.

"This American carnage stops right here and stops right now."

Holy. Shit.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mf5HN)

826 The carnage stops right here and right now.

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (dDOWg)

827 stops Right here! laughing out loud.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (8mO0Q)

828 Just let it be said.
In passing, in one phrase, he just quoted Ayn Rand there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (H5rtT)

829 Dear God, that was beautiful.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (7lehe)

830 Oh shit. America First!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (xkaSw)

831 Wow.. he's bringing it with this speech!!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (zRZaJ)

832 Love this guy's face.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (8b+oT)

833 Oh man, just called out universities for swimming in money but not educating. "American carnage". Holy shit, what a line!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (S2VsH)

834 Holy shit - did he just say "righteous"? Holy sh*t - this is real : "American Carnage!?" Holy f*ck!

He is killing it - absolutely badass!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Fb9aZ)

835 CBS just did a split screen with TFG's face

not happy!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Om16U)

836 828 Just let it be said.
In passing, in one phrase, he just quoted Ayn Rand there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (H5rtT)

================

I missed that. What was it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (zdM/+)

837 He is telling the world that everything that has gone on in the past eight years is about to be undone. This is everything I have wanted in an inaugural address. MAGA!!

Posted by: Curby Graham at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (IMv83)

838 MAGAtron IS TAKING IT TO OBAMAcon

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (fFfWq)

839 Down goes NATO! Down goes NATO!


HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (kVX3W)

840 Hot damn. This is a good speech and a kickm in the onions to everyone standing up there on the dais. Wow.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (g0QAE)

841 OMG this is great!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (ODxAs)

842 This guy.

Every time I think my boner is going to ease he goes and does something like this. I can already cut diamonds with it

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xJxz7)

843 Nationalism FTW!!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pCOkh)

844 I believe Trump has just set the tone for what's to come, folks. He's President now and firing with all barrels!

He is really going to gut Washington!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pUDQf)

845 My "gender identity" just sprouted a boner.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mZGNr)


So did mine...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (7lehe)

846 I'm not gay, but I kinda am for Trump right now.

This is awesome.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mBnZE)

847 I don't think he has said "I" or "me" yet...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (8iiMU)

848

go to NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mZGNr)

849 "We defend other country's borders while not defending ours."

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Enq6K)

850 I like that Trump is not using this moment to give some sappy unification speech.

Seems like he understands he's on a mission and who the enemy is.

Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (rKQiX)

851 It will be very nice to have a President that talks up his people instead of talking them down.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (9krrF)

852 "These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people"

Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech.

"This American carnage stops right here and stops right now."

Holy. Shit.
Posted by: alexthechick




SWEEP THE LEG!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xkaSw)

853 CBS just did a split screen with TFG's face



not happy!!!!

Posted by: @votermom
-----
I want to see Hillary!!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (8b+oT)

854 Follow Melania

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Om16U)

855 Bye bye global new world order

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Rsi2C)

856 "We've defended other nations' borders while refusing to defend our own"

Dear God. He is the Destructor. GOJIRA STOMP GOJIRA STOMP.


Also sure as hell looks like he's memorized this and it's not off a teleprompter.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mf5HN)

857 A new decree heard in ever city, ever capital..a new vision...

ONLY AMERICA FIRST!!!!!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pUDQf)

858 America first, baby.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (7lehe)

859 The next 8 years are going to be gangbusters. i think even greater than Reagan's years because of the terrible situation that Obama left Trump. Carter is now number 2 no matter how the leftists and the media mark it.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (cOHS7)

860
Nood
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mZGNr)

861 Refreshing - It's so tiring to hear Republican Pols playing nice in public while Dems are allowed to speak without restraint

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (fFfWq)

862 SWEEP THE LEG!

Posted by: rickb223
-----
GROUND AND POUND!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (8b+oT)

863 lmao!!! Love the look on Obama's face!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zRZaJ)

864 Glad I voted for the SOB, because he is my SOB...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (pCOkh)

865
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (toH8T)

866
852
"These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people"



Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech.



"This American carnage stops right here and stops right now."



Holy. Shit.

Posted by: alexthechick









SWEEP THE LEG!

___________________________


- Awesome observation.





Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (dDOWg)

867 @837 rusted-out factories scattered across the landscape like tombstones.

SO, whaddayathink? Did he write his own speech?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (H5rtT)

868 This is epic.

Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (j5HDf)

869 Obama must be hating this. Absolutely hating it.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (U6f54)

870
Trump is the blue collar rich guy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (IgBFP)
========================

Nailed it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (bpfzP)

871 America First... well that's an odd notion for our leader to have.

Oh, wait- never mind.


HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (kVX3W)

872 The look on Obama's face as he has to listen to this great speech. Priceless!

Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (yODqO)

873 From CNBC...

BREAKING: Stocks hit session lows as Donald Trump delivers first speech as US president

Dow is UP 63 points.

Assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (B+qrE)

874 Winning!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Fb9aZ)

875 Globalists hardest hit.

Soros must be shitting himself in anger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (pUDQf)

876 I love that the JEF has to sit there and listen to his legacy get shit on.

Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (j5HDf)

877 What an awesome speech!

Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (cuC7S)

878 The Drivers of Business have been pent up for a long 8 years.

All it takes is a small crack of optimism to break this dam.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (fFfWq)

879 This whole thing is a giant middle finger to Zero

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (laMCB)

880 I am inclined to think he mainly wrote this,because he has it down cold.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (7lehe)

881 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant!


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (toH8T)
====================

Just thought I'd repeat that.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (bpfzP)

882 Better get to work installing that Throne of Skulls in the oval office!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

883 HE SAID IT! BOOM BOOM!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (7lehe)

884 Whuh? Each nation has it's own interests first? What lunacy is this?

Oh, wait...never mind.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (kVX3W)

885 holy shit

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (W13WA)

886 Shining city on a hill. Alabaster, undimmed. Big light on top. TRUMP.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (H5rtT)

887 Trump is not holding back.

Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (sonzz)

888 Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.

THIS

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (7lehe)

889 My God,he is killing this.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (7lehe)

890 800
Trump grabbing Establishment right by its pussy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (7lehe)

--------------------------
DJT: My that's a big pussy, big pussy.WDC: You didn't have to say that twice.
DJT: I didn't.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (cOHS7)

891 He's really delivering some memorable lines.

Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (j5HDf)

892 Wow!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (pCOkh)

893 "civilized nations" "Eradicate radical islamic terrorism."

Schadenboner status: Jupiter Sized

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ)

894 Where's the pudding?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (RzUqr)

895 Oh my gosh - we will be protected by God.



May it be so. Amen

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (bpfzP)

896 he said GOD!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (3aBcq)

897 I believe he thinks he's got a mandate, hehehe

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (W13WA)

898 Eradication radical Islamic terrorism! Loyalty to America!! Patriotism!! Sweet-tap dancing Moses he is quoting the Bible!! Honoring the Military, Law Enforcement. GOD!!! Has anyone checked to see if the folks at MSNBC have had nervous breakdowns?

Posted by: Curby Graham at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IMv83)

899 That was shot at John Lewis

Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (j5HDf)

900 Limbaugh is having a field day. He's laughing his ass off!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (pUDQf)

901 @899 All talk and no action.

Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (j5HDf)

902 I can tell he's eager to get started on all this.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (XeY55)

903
759 Red meat speech

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C)


Even the vegans are eating this up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (voOPb)

904 This guy is amazing. He believes every word of his speech. He's going to work like heck to do it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (bpfzP)

905 He has not stumbled one time.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (bpfzP)

906 Epic speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (pUDQf)

907 National Pride...what is that? We've been told that's not good for the last 8 years.

Oh wait, never mind.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (kVX3W)

908 The sooner he shuts up and gets to work the better.
This is an embarrassment.

Posted by: Eskimo at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (ZYNmu)

909 ISIS and democrat party (I know, I know) hardest hit.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (cOHS7)

910 Did anyone say nood?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (bpfzP)

911 this speech ought to be just pissing The JEF off.

LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (voOPb)

912 The sooner he shuts up and gets to work the better.

This is an embarrassment.

Posted by: Eskimo at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (ZYNmu)
========================

Did you forget your sarc tag?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (bpfzP)

913 Brian Williams, boooo hoooooo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (voOPb)

914 Good God, I can't stop laughing an crying in happy tears that was fricken amazing.

Posted by: doug at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Y7fRE)

915 Trump's speech very divisive and not inclusive. muslims and transgenders must be scared to death.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (cOHS7)

916 That smell you smell is every liberal commie jackoff on the planet sh*tting their pants right now at once.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fb9aZ)

917 Atheists hardest hit.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (laMCB)

918 Son. Of. A. BITCH.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (H5rtT)

919 Remember dickheads around the world, Flynn's pimp hand is now on the big stick. Until, the team is confirmed - he's the man.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (AJWHw)

920 And hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (E54Jq)

921 Ha! The NBC commentators: "He just insulted all the politicians setting behind him." Yes, Tom, yes, he did because they deserve it!

Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (yODqO)

922 Rhetorical note. He got 3/4 of the way through before it dawned on me.
Trump learned speechifying ringside, at the WWE.

Now.
Let's get ready to rumble.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (H5rtT)

923 Absolutely badass - I bet all the throne sniffing libbies who worship Oh-BAHM -uh's jock strap are surprised to hear how shitty things actually are and how much work is going to be needed to make it better. They have not heard anything like that until now.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Fb9aZ)

924 Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (cOHS7)

LOLOL!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7lehe)

925 What's in Bill Clinton's ear?

Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (yODqO)

926 That speech changes the dynamic, he's going after the black vote. That's a kill shot on the Dims.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (AJWHw)

927 Always start out as you mean to go on. Great speech. Now let's to get to work.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (nQ10o)

928 let's to get to work.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian

Great line. It's the ending of "On The Waterfront."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (H5rtT)

929 Trump: Take the bus bitch

Posted by: rrockbeast at January 20, 2017 12:38 PM (9ls8w)

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