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Trumpnado!!
Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (tv+BP) 2
A great day for America!
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (/5WQL) 3
First ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (MhYfz) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (nQgx9) 5
Damn it !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (MhYfz) 6
Fifth
Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (Joi9z) 7
This is freaking awesome.....
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (gcme+) Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (hvf9s) 9
Eighth ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (MhYfz) 10
Hmmm....lotta content. I like it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (p+Wdc) 11
Gaaaahhhhh !!!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (MhYfz) 12
I'm fuming fumes!
Posted by: Distillery Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (bc2Lc) 13
Someone call the Corgis
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (pUDQf) 14
From last night's ONT
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. On Friday January 20th, 2017 if your schadenboner doesn't last for more than 4 hours consult a progressive. Now keep it up. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (voOPb) Posted by: Zionist Redneck at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (P+ojI) 16
I'm just glad it isn't raining. The scalp weasel hates rain.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (/tuJf) Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (U6f54) 18
Amen
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (yL25O) Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (8hICw) 20
If Iran nukes DC right now, that means I'm next in line to be President, right?
Posted by: Jerry Brown at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (mt8X9) 21
Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) 22
On the morning of Nov 8 it was hard to imagine this day.
But now it's here. I am so giddy I will be getting no work done today. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (WuRdh) 23
I like that Timothy Cardinal Dolan stressed wisdom in the invocation.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (hJamr) 24
here are the top 10 snipers nests around the capitol. #4 will surprise you!
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (PqqkK) 25
Who said they could say prayers? What ever happened to inclusiveness?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (U6f54) 26
It's pouring here in so cal... hind it would keep up for the weekend just in time for the Obama's in the Palm Springs... *evil chuckle*
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (gcme+) 27
I thought Sam Rodriguez was a southern Baptist hearing him speak.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (lxPhc) 28
Dolan has gotten a lot fatter since he left for NY.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (P8951) 29
Obama looks really uncomfortable during this gospel reading.
Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (XFRz1) 30
I can't believe this is actually happening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (34w2E) 32
How long before the stench of failure is removed from the White House carpets?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (pUDQf) 33
You guys who think the Democrats will be repudiated don't know that Bagdad Bob's got nothing on the Dems.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (2mC6G) 34
From the last thread:
795 Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (ODxAs) Anyone remember Bush's inaguration during the parade one of the Bush daughters was putting on lip gloss and the camera was on them. W gave her a look that would have killed any one else. She quickly put it away. Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (Enq6K) 35
HAHA.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (+DAtP) 36
i should be in bed
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (0LQ4f) 37
MORE BLONDES!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (lxPhc) 38
Please don't have an imam pray. Just NO.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (PY9jH) 39
Hope he takes his hand off the Bible, grabs his pen, and starts signing.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (VndSC) 40
MAGA!!!
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (cOHS7) Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (nsB5p) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (C9pBZ) 43
I am as Happy as I have been in 8 years.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (sRFAL) 44
THEOCRACY!!!
Posted by: Chicken Dem at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (2mC6G) 45
God bless the honorable President Elect, and all of his golden hairpieces.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (S2VsH) 46
0:00:19
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (6i8i1) 47
I just want to say, that you are the people I want to spend these moments with.
and a naked Scarlett Johannson Feelin the moron love Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (PqqkK) 48
Trump is respectfully bored.
He doesn't seem to care for pointless, overlong ceremony. Efficiency. Time is money, baby. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (toH8T) 49
"In the name of JEEESus!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mBnZE) 50
My FBN feed must be on a delay from TV...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (9krrF) 51
I'm just reposting this from the end of the last thread:
Savor this moment, Mr Trump. Remember what it was like - how no-one thought you could win, how every day the pundits and chattering classes and your own party wrote you off. How they said you were a bouffanted clown with no chance of winning. That Hillary could phone it in and you'd still lose in a landslide. How a biased, dishonest press tried to trip you up at every turn, slandering your good name and that of those around you while demanding you dance to their tune. Savor the moment. In less than half an hour, you will be the leader of the free world. The most powerful man on Earth. The man who will influence the flow of history, for good or bad. Savor the moment. Remember the people who brought you here - not just your staff and advisors, but the millions of Americans who saw in you a man who would not be cowed. A man who didn't flinch at the mention of the word "America." A man to whom the flag is not a fluttering joke. Savor the moment. Thank God for His blessings and humbly ask Him for guidance. Savor the moment. Take the oath. Make America great again, Mr President. And God bless you. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (X6fMO) 52
Covering all the bases with the multiple invocations
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (guIHw) 53
The Reverend Paula has an interesting hair color.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (U6f54) 54
21 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) =========================== He's imagining his Presidential Library at the 19th hole of some Indonesian Country Club ... Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mt8X9) 55
Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present.
- On this date in 1996, the adoption of my two daughters was finalized. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Nwg0u) 56
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Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) Probably wishing he had his prayer rug Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (jxbfJ) 57
39 Hope he takes his hand off the Bible, grabs his pen, and starts signing.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (VndSC) This would make an already incredible day almost unbeatable. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (WuRdh) 58
and we pray for ACE EWOK SPADES Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (mZGNr) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zc3Db) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (C9pBZ) 62
So who is the brunette-ish (blonde highlights) two rows behind and to the left of Trump (his right)? Is she family, too? Holy cow.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (Halhc) 63
It's actually happening, isn't it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (9krrF) 64
@28, Donna, I was thinking the exact same thing about Cardinal Dolan.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (gcme+) 65
I think a couple of those little Trump granddaughters are gonna be a handful. Can't wait.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (7lehe) 66
>>Holly shit, Jesus showed up in the prayers!
Nice, huh? Also mention of our rich history of faith - Christianity, not another lecture on Muslim-Americans. Gah, I am so ready for this!!!!! Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (NOIQH) 67
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Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present. - On this date in 1996, the adoption of my two daughters was finalized. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Nwg0u) Jan 20 is a great day indeed. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (jxbfJ) 68
I will really enjoy watching Barron grow up in the WH. He's so adorable.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (Om16U) 69
THEOCRACY!!!!!
Posted by: Chicken Dem at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (2mC6G) 70
Covering all the bases with the multiple invocations
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (guIHw) Nobody invited me? Posted by: Satan at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (sRFAL) 71
Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) He's already on the golf course. Just shanked one into the woods. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH) 72
you know, I don't think I ever actually watched the whole thing before today.
Maybe in honor of the new and greatly improved president I'll get Chinese for lunch Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (b7fwp) 73
Looks as if Mooch told the girls they could skip this one.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54) 74
SCHADENBOBER STATUS: SUB ORBITAL
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (cOHS7) 75
Good prayer! Tell it honey
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (nsB5p) 76
59 Inauguration Thread Two
There's another inauguration going on? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zc3Db) ================== Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (zdM/+) 77
Nothing like bringing out a 3000 yo ( or more) prayer, and letting it stand on its own.
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (AJWHw) 78
He's imagining his Presidential Library at the 19th hole of some Indonesian Country Club ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mt8X9) -------- I assume when he hears the word 'god,' he imagines himself. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (qgUJH) Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (6i8i1) 80
I'm with Jane - hard to believe this, seeing Donald Trump (WTF??) walking down that carpet. A most joyous/relieved "WTF", to be sure.
Another thing. A measure of how successfully I have insulated myself from the idiocy that is "media". Switched on the Fox coverage (watch almost no TV, for years, after a life of being emerged in the very stuff we're watching). I could barely take 5 min. of even the Fox banter. Michelle a role model as first lady (Krauthammer)? WTF? Anyway. Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (QDnY+) 81
This was the idiot that only had a 1.5% or so chance of winning the (R) nomination, much less the presidency, right?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (Halhc) 82
Why didn't we get a Mooslim preacher?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (U6f54) Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (lJW6d) 84
Amen!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (8b+oT) 85
Is Trump trying to make long ties a thing? 'Cuz that will start a tie war with everyone trying to have a longer tie than the next guy. And the next thing you know, we'll be surrounded by Tom Baker - Dr Who style muffler scarfs that drag the ground when you walk. Which wouldn't be bad if you had the hair and the gravitas to go with it.
Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (1bQAQ) 86
He's already on the golf course. Just shanked one into the woods.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH) I don't think he can hit the ball far enough to actually get into the woods. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (zc3Db) 87
Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
== Getting those final jobs numbers up. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (toH8T) 88
Ah, my coat/scarves question may answer itself. That's nice.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (Halhc) 89
This is apparently a great movie
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (3Liv/) 90
The Obama girls have been bored as hell living in the WH for the past eight years. Glad they're not there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (2mC6G) 92
Yep, time delay.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (9krrF) 93
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Looks as if Mooch told the girls they could skip this one. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54) They are back at the WH cleaning out theirs and dad's stash Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (nsB5p) 94
Where is Hillary? Not seen her on camera yet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Jr+k7) 95
Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) Probably wishing he had his prayer rug Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (jxbfJ) -------------- Accusing Obama of being a muslim is absolutely out of line. ... He's clearly an atheist. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (qgUJH) 96
Nobody invited me?
Posted by: Satan at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (sRFAL) Figured we had it covered by having Paula White give the prayer. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (8hICw) 97
Hot chick!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (8b+oT) Posted by: Worst President Ever at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (+DAtP) 99
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DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS BY NOW!!!! *hic* Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (6i8i1) I truly believe that video was the beginning of her end. With the ridiculous head bobbing, looking like she was high and about to pass out, screaming about not being up fifty points. That was her Dukakis moment. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (pUDQf) 100
No Imam? No Voodoo witch doctor? Where's the diversity? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (OE2ur) 101
87 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
Can they get a close up of Psaki's sweater in the crowd? Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (VndSC) 102
Do you think Obama pushed heavily for him to include a mullah?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (cAnNx) Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ihtYN) 104
What are they singing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (sRFAL) 105
Blount got some homey to sing. Nice
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (nsB5p) 106
Not loving this choral piece, though.
Posted by: Little Boomer at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ZuVs9) 107
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (U6f54)
I hadn't noticed that. Hmmmm. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (7lehe) 108
I'll bet the hair on Michelle's back is standing straight up right now.
Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Zs4uk) 109
This is not the music I would've picked.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (OVUYQ) 110
This is creepy. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mZGNr) 111
It must be movers on steroids at the WH right now.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (gcme+) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (ODxAs) 113
What? What? No Iman included? Why, this isn't diverse!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (P8951) Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (0LQ4f) Posted by: Billy Cliton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (+DAtP) Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Tyii7) 117
This music is a little too modern for my taste.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Nwg0u) 118
Missouri State? Was that the campus with the racist "concerned students 1950" nonsense?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (S2VsH) 119
Maybe they're in school?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (7lehe) 120
Misery State Corral?!?
Posted by: Hi at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (sPwat) 121
Oh my, Twitter is a vile place this morning.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (smD62) 122
Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
--- Broken window prosperity is right around the corner Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G) 123
I don't think he can hit the ball far enough to actually get into the woods.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (zc3Db) ---------- Ladies' tees. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (qgUJH) 124
34 "W gave her a look that would have killed any one else."
Well, then I wish he had occasionally used that look on the Democrats and the MFM, birm. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (qNI3R) 125
Lovely voices.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (P8951) 126
DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS BY NOW!!!!
*hic* Posted by: Hillary! 2016 ----- At this point, what difference does it make? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (8b+oT) 127
Why is this song so mournful?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (gcme+) 128
Trump down by 5 points in Florida, it's going to be a short night.
Posted by: True Conservative at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (cOHS7) 129
Triune God.
wow I heard that Trump was asking about everything including the types of napkins at the inaugural. Details, details... Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (toH8T) 130
Hey some of those guys in the chorus aren't singing!!! They're just there for girls and free trips!!!
Smart little shits... Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (lxPhc) 131
Saw Rosalyn earlier. She's another former FLOTUS with RBF. It doesn't help one age well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (PY9jH) 132
Work, schmerk.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (RD7QR) 133
This is creepy.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mZGNr) Why don't you just let us know when you actually like something.... Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (Enq6K) 134
>>> 795
Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH. I'm missing stuff...what happened? Why did he need correcting? Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (hvf9s) 135
THEOCRACY!!!!!
--- Yep, we're free from Progressive government and, with a little luck, we'll revert to old fashioned Christian Nationalism. It will drive the Progressives insane. Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (1bQAQ) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (mZGNr) 137
nice. very majestic
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (c6/9Q) Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (0LQ4f) 139
Dare I, dare I hope for the end of political correctness and the restoration of free speech?
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (nQ10o) 140
Is Pelosi wearing a CAMPAIGN BUTTON?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (H5rtT) 141
Loved the Beatitudes, all those he did leave out some key words that do change the intent of the text.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (bpfzP) 142
Oh my, Twitter is a vile place this morning.
Posted by: TickledPink It's a day that ends in "y" , isn't it? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (RFeQD) 143
When does the "white does what's right" part start?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc) 144
21 Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH He's thinking of call to evening prayer and eating dog pot roast Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (voOPb) 145
Broken window prosperity is right around the corner
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G) Pretty much sums up the Democratic philosophy of economics, no? Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (pUDQf) 146
Why are they appropriating the culture of old, rich, exploitative, white, Christian, slave-owners?
Posted by: Howard Zinn at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (mt8X9) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (C9pBZ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (ODxAs) 149
Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
BOA? I'm cool with that Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (sRFAL) 150
Wrap it up, kids.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (8b+oT) 151
...ah, there we are, found a control to ditch the time delay.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (9krrF) 152
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Obama has his eyes closed, because he's super duper pious, you guys. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (qgUJH) Probably wishing he had his prayer rug --- uncomfortable not facing Mecca Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (PqqkK) 153
Wow, did you see the black guy with dreads in the back right singing just then? Sincere as hell.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc) 154
willowed:
807 Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH. Posted by: Guy Mohawk When was the last time that was the case? Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (9krrF) Uh, wasn't that Obama? Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (aUkRm) 155
I wonder how many languages Barron speaks? His mom speaks five so she must have him learning other languages too..
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (gcme+) 156
Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison Where's Cruz Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (AJWHw) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (nQgx9) 158
Anyone know the scripture reference for this choral bit? Seems like a mash of several texts.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (yL25O) Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (pMXHT) 160
140 Is Pelosi wearing a CAMPAIGN BUTTON?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (H5rtT) ======================= It says "Free Hillary!" Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (mt8X9) 161
15 minutes until The Trumpening.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (RD7QR) 162
They still haven't worked out an ending to this song, it looks like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (6i8i1) 163
Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
== Getting those final jobs numbers up. ================ It's in the contract. A bank, a coffee shop, 12 cars .... Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (JBggj) 164
Where's Bill Wynn to tell us why this isn't really happening?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (NOIQH) 165
People praying in Jesus name. I'm amazed. And there were no Hindus up there either. Maybe that will invalidate the inauguration.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (bpfzP) 166
It will drive the Progressives insane.
Posted by: Sam Cold Hans They can pack light. It's a short trip Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (RFeQD) 167
I just want to say, that you are the people I want to spend these moments with.
Y'all were the only thing that made 2009 bearable. Also having fun with y'all this year. Hear Here to Mizz State. Half of them look like they want to cry. Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (XFRz1) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (mZGNr) 169
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Someone's being crowned King of the Illuminati right now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison Where's Cruz Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (AJWHw) ================== We could do worse. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (zdM/+) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Om16U) 171
It looks like it's gonna be an early night folks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (xkaSw) Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (0LQ4f) 173
They just showed the view looking out. Small crowd./
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Halhc) 174
Shocker that a 10 y.o. boy would get the death stare from his mom for being restless.
Good on you, Melania. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (PY9jH) 175
Sounds like that subway group with the Holy Bomb
Posted by: Col Taylor at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (4O5ms) 176
Well, I have to kill 14 minutes, so heard any good jokes?
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (nsB5p) 177
Fuck!!!Roy Blunt AGAIN?!?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (lxPhc) Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (+DAtP) 179
Trump doesn't appear to like sitting around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (ODxAs) He's going 'get this shit over with, I got work to do!' Posted by: Don Q. at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (qf6WZ) 180
Holy crowd shot, Batman.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (hLRSq) 181
Cankles won DC by 96 percent. So protesters are smashing up businesses owned by Democrats.
Be my guest. Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (P8951) 182
Upchuck up now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (S2VsH) 183
Around my neighborhood the douchebag dems have been putting "hate has no home here" signs in place of their clinton placards with arabic and all the usual bullshit on them. I feel like sticking some "but stupidity is pretty comfortable" signs on their lawns right next to them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db) 184
Fuck Chuck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (pUDQf) 185
>>>122 Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
What else is new? Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (IKdzI) 186
Rusty Nail: No, you're thinking of the U of Missouri (Mizzou).
Posted by: Secret Square at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Xrq7b) 187
Oh great, Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (VdICR) 188
Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (/tuJf) 189
143 When does the "white does what's right" part start?
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (Halhc) I will NEVER forget that. If you want to know when the racial wounds starting opening up in the Obama age, it was at that exact moment. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mbhDw) 190
Schumer - really?? UGH
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (/5WQL) 191
WTF.....Chuck!
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (0LQ4f) 192
Schumer?????? Why is he talking?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (lJW6d) 193
Is Ted Cruz there?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (gcme+) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (qgUJH) 195
STFU, Schumer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (6i8i1) 196
Oh here comes Chuck to tell us all how horrible we are.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (bpfzP) 197
Loved the Beatitudes, all those he did leave out some key words that do change the intent of the text.
--- Yeah, "poor in spirit" =/= "poor" Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (3Liv/) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (ODxAs) 199
Oh, shit, this asshole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (P8951) 200
WHY ARE THEY LETTING CHUCKY SPEAK?!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (WuRdh) 201
I'm a dick.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (cOHS7) 202
Break infinite windows for infinite return.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (IqV8l) 203
Chuck Schumer is a domestic terror threat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (voOPb) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mbhDw) 205
Fuck off, Chuck.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (8b+oT) 206
The have to pad the time, the oaths won't take long.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (9krrF) 207
Fuck you Schumer. Everything you list is your fault.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (cAnNx) 208
Someone kick Schumer ass, pleade
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (AJWHw) 209
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They just showed the view looking out. Small crowd./ Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (Halhc) Cold and the leftie's intimation worked. Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (nsB5p) 210
It appears as though the Inaugural Committee didn't think there would be time for my suggestion of having prisoners fight to the death in a cage match.
Pity. I think it would have sent a message. Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Zs4uk) 211
Cavuto said earlier that Obama sez he won't be awaking to an alarm clock tomorrow. Which I suppose means he'll be getting up at the crack of noon instead of 10:00 a.m.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (mZGNr) 213
180 Holy crowd shot, Batman.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (hLRSq) =============== "Fake News" -MSM Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zdM/+) 214
Shut up, Schmucky Tumor!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u) 215
Booing!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (8b+oT) 216
>>Apparently the special snowflakes are breaking windows in DC. A starbucks, Bank of America, etc.
Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial. Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (NOIQH) 217
Could just be me, But Trump looks like he's scared shitless.
I know any human would be. But I expected him to revel in it. Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (a9n6M) 218
GFY, Schumer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (6i8i1) 219
And why is Chucky talking?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (gcme+) 220
11 minutes until my favorite minute of the Obama presidency.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (2mC6G) 221
Why is this douchenozzle shitting all over this day?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (o38N1) 222
Faith in our government and institutions.....eff you Chuck. We're not supposed to have faith in government. It's not god, asshole.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (KkVB6) 223
Look an asshole with teeth is talking.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (E54Jq) 224
Schumer?????? Why is he talking?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (lJW6d) ------- He's on the Inauguration Committee. He thought he'd be doing it for Hillary. Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (sBOL1) 225
Shocker that a 10 y.o. boy would get the death stare from his mom for being restless.
Good on you, Melania. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (PY9jH) Rudy's kid would have torn down the stage, by now Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (C9pBZ) 227
Notice how he emphasized DOMESTIC threats. Cocksucking bastard. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (ihtYN) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (zdM/+) 230
Chuck Schumer. Gah.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (RD7QR) 231
Haha. Upchuck Is a dick.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (eDc0r) Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8hICw) Posted by: The Sham Wow Guy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (+DAtP) 234
Fuck this guy sideways with a pineapple.
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hMqvx) Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (/tuJf) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (voOPb) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (sBOL1) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (sRFAL) 239
I have Chucky muted, how bad is it?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (WuRdh) 240
Barry's eyes are still closed. He must have gotten completely wasted last night Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (OE2ur) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nQgx9) 242
Why the fuck is Chuck Schumer jawing about economy leaving people behind and gender identity at an inauguration?
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (oCER9) 243
Who did he trample to get to the podium?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (0LQ4f) 244
Bullshit.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8b+oT) 245
Bride of Chucky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (IqV8l) 246
Why did shithead Roy Blount think it was a good idea to let Schumer speak? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mZGNr) 247
Shut the hell up, Chuck!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (7N6ox) 248
Wait you left out illegal aliens
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nsB5p) 249
Oh my god. Chuck cannot help himself. The crowd should boo his liberal ass off the podium.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (pUDQf) 250
You can hit the mute button now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw) 251
why is this gonad with ears allowed to speak?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (toH8T) 252
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (qJhUV) 253
>>> I think a couple of those little Trump granddaughters are gonna be a handful. Can't wait.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (7lehe) The pics of them at grandpa's desk in the oval office are gonna be great. Lefties will be annoying about it but it will be adorable. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hvf9s) 254
Gender identity,good lord
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (7lehe) 255
11 minutes!!
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (t+/Ew) 256
Send in the Clow-w-w-w-w-enns....
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (2mC6G) 257
Wow, Schumer sounds terrible. I don't mean his words, I mean his voice. Has he always talked like that?
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (IKdzI) 258
oh here we go with gender identity. I bet George Washington didn't talk about gender identity at his inauguration.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (bpfzP) 259
Schumer. Mute button activated.
Posted by: chris at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (2fIqd) 260
Now I shall commence to read the litany of the holy victim groups...
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hA1V+) 261
I just saw (in my mind's evil eye) a large black winged demon pick up Chucky and carry him off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (PY9jH) 262
SCHUMER DOES NOT SQUAT!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (lxPhc) 263
Wrap it up, Chuck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (6i8i1) 264
Off to a bad start, Chuck.
Man. Just a mess. He's just ticking off leftist talking points like he's making a list. Uck. He can eat every bite of my shit. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (qgUJH) 265
More booing. What a shit bag this asshole is.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (8b+oT) 266
TEN MINUTES
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (nsB5p) 267
Oh I missed the death stare. Good mom.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (eDc0r) 268
What a loser....couldn't stay classy, could he?
Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62) 269
>>Cavuto said earlier that Obama sez he won't be awaking to an alarm clock
tomorrow. Which I suppose means he'll be getting up at the crack of noon instead of 10:00 a.m. Says the prezzy who loved to claim, "I will not rest until...." Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (U6f54) 271
Good God. Shut up and fuck off, chucky.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (gcme+) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (xkaSw) 274
Crowd booing Schumer! What a tool.
Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Ve2ZO) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (sRFAL) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (7lehe) 277
Rudy's kid would have torn down the stage, by now
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (zc3Db) Waiting for Malaria to blow a spliff Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (voOPb) 278
It looks like it's gonna be an early night folks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (xkaSw) For you, maybe. It's a Friday Trump Day and I'll be celebrating this evening. Milwaukee's Best Light! Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hLRSq) 279
Ha. Schumer throwing in some illegal aliens loving their country speechiness.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Halhc) Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (NOIQH) 281
Glad I'm watching without sound. Apparently Chuckie is blowing gas.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (34w2E) 282
may be the crowd can yell a few thnigs at schumer - like "lock him up " ?
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (c6/9Q) 283
It's nice a Democrat condescended to show up, but can't he just shut up?
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (X4ZNp) 284
f***ing "gender identity"
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (IKdzI) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (ODxAs) 286
I had to look, chuck has never had a real job, so STFU.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (IgBFP) 287
Thanks Secret Square. Glad I got that wrong.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (S2VsH) 288
He's essentially making a veiled attack against the incoming inauguration, at the inauguration. What a son of a bitch.
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (oCER9) 289
Huh, the Constitution being used un-ironically by a Dem. Must be out of power or something.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (8hICw) 290
Uncle Chuck is stealing from my act!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (bc2Lc) 291
Well, this is 5 minutes of garbage I can never get back
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (Tyii7) 292
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Notice how he emphasized DOMESTIC threats. Cocksucking bastard. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw) They are running around D.C. now, smashing windows, go get 'em Chuck! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (7N6ox) Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hecJ2) 294
Reminds me of Chuckles trying hog all the attention at the Giants' victory parade after Super Bowl XLII. Motherfucker made me turn off a celebration of the most joyous sporting event of my life......cocksucker
Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (pMXHT) Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hJamr) 296
After 8 years of our first historic super smart black president, things be fucked up n sheet.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (cOHS7) 297
Hey, the time here is off. WTF, pixy?!
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (t+/Ew) 298
Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial.
The windows are easily popped out and replaced with those fake sugar glass things that the movies use. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (mBnZE) Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (nsB5p) 300
Schumer's a whore.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (97XyN) Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (8b+oT) 302
268 What a loser....couldn't stay classy, could he?
Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (smD62) He never had any to "stay" classy. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (voOPb) 303
Chuck, make sure to call out the most important members of society, the mentally challenged Trans population
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (3/uST) 304
Chuck, go away, and take your fat-assed niece with you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (PY9jH) 305
is obama sleeping?
Posted by: Chris at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (LQPji) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (zdM/+) 307
What idiot thought letting Chucky talk was a good idea? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (OE2ur) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u) 309
Milwaukee's Best Light!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (hLRSq) The beast is definitely a Friday night drink. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (8hICw) 310
Aren't trump and upchucky friends?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (eDc0r) Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (Hpmms) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (J+eG2) 313
It says much about Harry Reid that Chuck Schumer was an upgrade.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (RgzS0) 314
>>It's nice a Democrat condescended to show up, but can't he just shut up?
Schumer + tv cameras, so no. Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH) 315
Trump Supporters Chant 'Lock Her Up' When Hillary Clinton Announced At Inauguration philadelphia/cbslocal didn't hear it Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (nQgx9) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (toH8T) 317
Pretty sure those windows are broken often. Maybe it's just that there are a lot of Starbucks and BoA downtown, but they probably have the window replacement guy and their insurance co. on speed dial.
-- You guys are killing me here. Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (34w2E) 318
What, no Imam to give a fake air of moral relativism?
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (pCOkh) 319
I'm nauseated and I have the volume off. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (mbhDw) 320
This is wholly inappropriate for the inauguration. Shut it, Chuck.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (hJamr) 321
No he's ripping off Shelby Foote.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (xkaSw) 322
Go fuck yourself Chuck.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (1MUuC) 323
He's going 'get this shit over with, I got work to do!' Posted by: Don Q There's a stack of paper ready for the pen of hate Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (AJWHw) 324
Invocation tidbit. "THese United States".:
Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (xKUqs) 325
GOVERNMENT IS GODDDD!!!!!!!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (cOHS7) 326
Yep, hitting the mute button now.
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (IKdzI) 327
Ya know, a lot of transgender identify as full-of-shit.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (2mC6G) 328
chuck is reminding everyone why they voted for TRUMP
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (c6/9Q) 329
Its often said we haven't seen Democrats this mad over an election since Lincoln took office, so I guess its appropriate Schumer is reading a civil war letter.
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (X4ZNp) 330
Oh my lord. Shut up already.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (KkVB6) 331
Bayersicher Rundfunk would like their audience to know that more people rode the public transit in 2009 than today.
They didn't mention the violent mobs keeping people away today, of course. Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (XFRz1) 332
I just muted the asshole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (P8951) 333
Eat me, Chuck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (6i8i1) 334
You really can't go wrong quoting a Rhode Islander.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf) 335
Chuck, go away, and take your fat-assed niece with you.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (3Liv/) 336
Not watching. Is Schumer part of the official inauguration speakers? WTF?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (jGgVe) 337
okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.
it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up. Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) 338
Trump just smirked at Chuck's speech!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (E54Jq) 340
Aren't trump and upchucky friends?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (eDc0r) No, the truth is nobody in NY much likes chickie Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (sRFAL) 341
Nope...I was way off. Misheard something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (zdM/+) 342
Chuck reading the letter of a Republican fighting against democrats fighting to own black people. I wonder if he'll praise the birth of the KKK.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8b+oT) Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (nsB5p) 344
Sounds like there's some unrest in the crowd. I don't think this is too popular.
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (oCER9) 345
Man, I just can't imagine the incredibly thin skin that Trump must have to let a sycophant like that suck-up Schumer speak at his Inaugural. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (dDOWg) 346
I think it would be fitting if I now read to you Edward Everett's speech at Gettysburg during the Civil War...
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (hA1V+) 347
Pls find out what Botox Pelosi is wearing - a button?
What is the crowd chanting? Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (3aBcq) 348
What does Chuck know about a battlefield?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH) 349
Grateful for the mute button
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (guIHw) 350
WTF is this about? Why are we talking about the Battle of Bull Run?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (gcme+) 351
rump Supporters Chant 'Lock Her Up' When Hillary Clinton Announced At Inauguration
philadelphia/cbslocal === my people. how I love you! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (toH8T) 352
So, he's basically saying, it's time to fight?
Giving ammo to the 'resistance?' I think that's his goal. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (qgUJH) 353
Cold and the leftie's intimation worked.
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (nsB5p) Joking. I wouldn't doubt if it's not reported on because it's comparable to or greater than Obama in '08. Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Halhc) Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (HiDrR) 355
Fuck off Schumer.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj) 356
How great would it be if his Polident fails right now? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mbhDw) 357
I hate auto-cucumber.....that should have been delurking to say...
Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Hpmms) 358
108 I'll bet the hair on Michelle's back is standing straight up right now.
Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (Zs4uk) ======================= Not to mention her nipples ... Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mt8X9) 359
145 Broken window prosperity is right around the corner
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (2mC6G) Pretty much sums up the Democratic philosophy of economics, no? Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (pUDQf) Not quite. Here's the Democratic formula for success: 1. Sell life insurance policy to poor person 2. Instruct him to make the Democratic Party the beneficiary 3. Do not collect premium. Instead, give him a $5000 check 4. Arrange for his murder 5. Collect death benefit 6. Go to step 1 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (aUkRm) 360
WTF is Schumer talking about?
Protesters should be willing to lay down their life to defy Trump? Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (U6f54) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (J+eG2) 362
Wtf is he talking about?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (0LQ4f) 363
I will say that Civil War dudes wrote some long ass letters to their homepieces. Skype has kinda hurt that.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (lxPhc) 364
Somebody attempting to jump off the main bridge across the French broad river on I240 here in Asheville. Police are moving in.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Jr+k7) 365
bitter clingers !
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (c6/9Q) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (Om16U) 367
Just think Chuckie speech will probably longer than Trumps.
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (nsB5p) 368
We all agree that Sullivan Blue was a great guy. Let's move on.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (bpfzP) 369
Shout out to "immigrants."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (6i8i1) 371
"You really can't go wrong quoting a Rhode Islander."
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf) ------------ There you go. I don't want to go wrong. Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (sBOL1) 372
That's like letting Cruz speak at Obama's inauguration.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (jGgVe) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (PqqkK) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (ODxAs) 375
OK, so whose got the giant hook to pull Chucky off the stage? Lets get on with it!
Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (yODqO) 376
337
okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official. it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up. Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) One hour? Lightweight. Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (pUDQf) 377
yea baby
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (/tuJf) 378
Fucking tard.
Posted by: Trump at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (8b+oT) 379
Oh, shit! New poll has Hillary up 11 in PA.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (kTF2Z) 380
The crowd keeps cheering him off the stage. Now for Justice Thomas!
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (X4ZNp) 381
This fuck DARES to quote Sullivan Ballou?
Yes, he believed in something bigger than himself - fighting against your treasonous party! Fuck you, Schumer! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (X6fMO) 382
337
okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official. it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up. Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) She doesn't wait near that long. Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Enq6K) 383
Justice Thomas!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj) 384
Schumer you tool, shut up and let somebody less douchey talk.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (RD7QR) 385
Bull Run, of course. What an odd reference. They got their asses beat at Manassas Creek
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (7lehe) 386
YAY Clarence Thomas Mike Pence !
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (bpfzP) 387
Greatest country on earth....except when R's are in charge right ChuckU
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (0LQ4f) 388
Clarence Thomas!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (B+qrE) 390
They keep mentioning the "peaceful transfer of power."
Power is vested in the people. The President's job and the Congress' job is to defend and implement that power. It's not theirs. They're just its custodians. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (laMCB) 391
Ok! Here we go!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (xkaSw) 392
Someone needs to grab a crook and yank Schumer off the stage.
lol the cowd cheering at best days are yet to come...MAGA days lol Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (hvf9s) 393
This is great! Chucky's speech is giving me time to line up the Brut, some Prosecco, and a fine cigar.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (C9pBZ) 394
Uncle Tom is up
Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nsB5p) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nQgx9) 396
STFU already.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (E54Jq) 397
Here we go!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (o38N1) 398
Here we GO!!!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (pUDQf) 399
358
Not to mention her nipples ... Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (mt8X9) Nipples or the hair on her nipples? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (mbhDw) 400
TEAR THE PODIUM IN HALF, MIKE!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (lxPhc) 401
Clarence Thomas!
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (U6f54) 402
Let's all work together and block everything that Trump tries to do....even though I can't do shit unless McTurtle lets me.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (cOHS7) Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (JBggj) Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (+DAtP) 405
Does this guy ever shut up?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (6i8i1) 406
That was our real senate majority leader, folks, Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (mZGNr) 407
IT'S HAPPENING
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Om16U) 408
Okay, maybe not greater. That's probably not happening. First historic black and all.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Halhc) 409
Ahhh-- here we are. Here we are.
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (nQ10o) 410
Here we go!
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (Tyii7) 411
I, Michael Richard Pence, do solemnly swear...
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (8rNrN) 412
Oh baby! This is really happening!
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (X4ZNp) 413
What, no Imam to give a fake air of moral relativism?
Posted by: The Garbone Change, right there Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (AJWHw) 414
Massive cheer went up when Schumer said America's best days are yet to come!
Damn straight. - In just a few minutes. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (dDOWg) 415
He's essentially making a veiled attack against the incoming inauguration, at the inauguration.
-- Speaking Truth to Power. It is a tradition when Democrats are not the power. Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (1bQAQ) 416
Here it comes!!!
Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (+OrhF) 417
Oh yeah. Here it comes.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (E54Jq) 418
Ha. Clarence Thomas for the win.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Halhc) 419
Clarence!!
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (hvf9s) 420
Fantastic.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (gcme+) 421
That voice.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8b+oT) 422
with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he tears ChuckSchumers identity politics down helpless proggies on subway trains scream "My God" as he looks in on them.. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (toH8T) Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (+DAtP) Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (XFRz1) 425
Libs' heads exploding right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH) 426
Good bye Paste Eatin' Uncle Joe.
Take the choo-choo back to Delaware and practice with your 12 gauge. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (voOPb) 427
Isn't it usually done by the Chief Justice?
Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (34w2E) Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (S2VsH) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (pUDQf) 430
I do not see deadlifting calluses on Pence's hand.
:::disappointed::: Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (lxPhc) 431
>>Aren't trump and upchucky friends?
I am sure Schumer hit up Trump for campaign donations for many years. At that charity dinner the night after the 3rd Hillary/Trump debate Trump delivered quite a stomping about all of the people in the room who have courted him, asked him for money, been his friend who suddenly declared him crazy the day Trump announced he was running. Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (NOIQH) 432
I wanna bitch slap Paul Ryan
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (1rUWz) 433
Is Barron crying?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (X6fMO) 434
Pence getting the oath.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (RD7QR) 435
Gah, I wish god would take away Chucks voice. Luckily here at home I was able to use the mute button, but it took me too long to find it on the remote.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Jen0I) 436
I love listening to Thomas's voice.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (OVUYQ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (ODxAs) 438
Not quite. Here's the Democratic formula for success:
1. Sell life insurance policy to poor person 2. Instruct him to make the Democratic Party the beneficiary 3. Do not collect premium. Instead, give him a $5000 check 4. Arrange for his murder 5. Collect death benefit 6. Go to step 1 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (aUkRm) --- Addendum 5b. Register him to vote as a Democrat. Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (2mC6G) 439
Wtf is he talking about?
--- He's, in a roundabout way, acknowledging we're all better off removing the democrats from power at the ballot box than by force of arms. Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/) 440
Domestic enemies? You gotta arrest half the people on the grandstand. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (mbhDw) 441
Great....a Muzzie is following me on Twitter, after I posted some pro-Trump thoughts.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (smD62) 442
Enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8b+oT) 443
Well, we all knew libs wouldn't go quietly back to their holes.
Schmucky is just the first. To hell with him, PENCE IS BEING SWORN IN!!! Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (WuRdh) 444
God Bless America!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (4ErVI) Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (HiDrR) 446
bye bye Joey!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (8iiMU) 447
Pence sworn in, so there goes CNN's last gasp for Obama wet dream.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (qJhUV) 448
424 Is it weird to feel proud of Mike Pence?
I feel proud of Mike Pence. Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (XFRz1 You should you wonderful Hoosier Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (voOPb) 449
I could go through my entire life without bearing chuckle talk again.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (gcme+) 450
*pop* goes the Prosecco....
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (C9pBZ) 451
Thank you God
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Rsi2C) 452
Vice-Presidential hair!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (o38N1) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (sBOL1) 454
422 with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he tears ChuckSchumers identity politics down helpless proggies on subway trains scream "My God" as he looks in on them.. Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (toH8T) Go go Trumpzilla! Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (Om16U) 456
Woot!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (xkaSw) Posted by: Chucky at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+DAtP) 458
337 okay i have poured myself a drink but haven't drank it yet. I'll wait until it's official.
it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up. Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (cAnNx) 459
And Biden is unemployed!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (J+eG2) 460
"I'm just glad it isn't raining."
With luck, all the cold rain will be going to Palm Springs to greet Mooch and al-Buraq, who said they wanted their last airplane ride on our dime to be to "someplace warm". Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (noWW6) 461
Bye Biden, ya fucktard. Go eat paste.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (pUDQf) 462
I give you: VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (qgUJH) 463
Vice President Pence!!!
Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+OrhF) 464
Howdy VP Michael!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (8iiMU) 465
Maybe he tapered for the ceremony...
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (lxPhc) 466
And, the CNN fantasy diea
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (AJWHw) 467
So help me God. He really meant that. Really meant it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (bpfzP) 468
FIVE MINUTES
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (nsB5p) 469
Pelosi looks like she's holding back a shart.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf) 470
Okay, this is beautiful. Pence and Thomas.
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (t+/Ew) 471
MISTER VICE PRESIDENT!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (X6fMO) 472
Dies
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (AJWHw) Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (X4ZNp) 474
Clarence Thomas and Mike Pence!! Adults with gravitas who love our country!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (oQQwD) 475
BOOM
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (IKdzI) 476
Nice looking son...Army or Marines?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (sRFAL) 477
Pence. A great person.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (tVWQB) 478
Fuck you CNN! Power is transferring!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (xkaSw) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mbhDw) 480
Pence should gift Joey a golden jar of paste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH) 481
Pence nails it.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (RD7QR) 482
It's really happening...
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (guIHw) 483
*applauds lustily*
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (OVUYQ) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (+DAtP) 485
I heard a LOCK HER UP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (voOPb) 486
Ok, the lighter is out, cigar is ready, and I'm in tears again.
Damn. Didn't think this would get to me like this. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (C9pBZ) 487
If I had closed my eyes, I would have thought Barry White just swore in the Vice President.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (vJCwr) 488
Joe is out of work!
Posted by: Paul Broderick at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MWUxi) 489
AND HERE WE GO!
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mf5HN) 490
There it is! Congrats VP Pence!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (8b+oT) 491
Peloser has permagrin on
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (0LQ4f) 492
Moar Puffs please
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (bpfzP) 493
BREAKING: Boxcars filled with ballots just discovered in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Florida, and Iowa!
Federal Judge orders stay of Inauguration. Developing ... Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (mt8X9) 494
The crowd here looks like a National Socialists convention.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (cOHS7) 495
it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.
Ace ... it is with great pride that I award you ... for behavior most becoming the Moron Lifestyle ... the Horde Medal of Deplorability with Crossed Val-U-Rites and Hobo Clusters. *salute* Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MhYfz) 496
Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s) 497
OK, NOW we can have a dance party at Pence's house - the VP mansion!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (NOIQH) 498
I love the shot of the crowd.
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hJamr) 499
i wish i was at school today so i could lap up the sweet tears of Libtard despair.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (uz/Pv) 500
Did I hear a "lock her up"?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (o38N1) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (+DAtP) 502
450 *pop* goes the Prosecco....
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (C9pBZ) Waiting for the freeloaders to get on Marine One. Posted by: 8-Ball at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (48QDY) 503
I'm about to cry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH) 504
Why did they even let that moron speak?
Posted by: rrockbeast at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (9ls8w) 505
one down...one to go!
Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hkcM6) 506
Just saw Marylin Quayle. She has not aged well. Nice lady. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mbhDw) Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (kXoT0) 508
Did you hear that on CSpan?!?!? "Lock her up!"
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (oQQwD) 509
Next time we hear about Biden, he will have shot the UPS man through a door with a shotgun.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (2mC6G) 510
it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.
Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) It's probably less weird for Hillary, since an hour and a half after she gets up, she's probably on drink 3 or 4. Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (34w2E) 511
Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP) 512
469
Pelosi looks like she's holding back a shart. Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf) Depends are her friend Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (nsB5p) 513
Our long national nightmare is over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (6i8i1) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mZGNr) Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (sBOL1) 516
Ooohhh...There's the cream coats and plaid scarves!!!
Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (+OrhF) 517
Haha Barron had to tell his mom to get out of the way so Pence's family could get back through.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (cAnNx) 518
So Pence has now been officially sworn as Vice President...what if something were to happen between now and when Trump is sworn in...could we get Pence as President?
Think, people, there's not much time left!! Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+) 519
Obama/Pence 1/20/17 11:56 EST
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (IKdzI) 520
we need MORE COW BELL!!!!!
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (RzUqr) 521
Mormon choir now singing for NOT-McMuffin.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (S2VsH) 522
Happy Mormons!
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (t+/Ew) 523
Ah, THERE'S the cream coats and scarves.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (Halhc) 524
Is the Dalai Lama a Mormon?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (lxPhc) 525
America the Beautiful.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hLRSq) 526
off sock
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (34w2E) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (Om16U) 528
I have chills.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (7lehe) 529
VP PENCE!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - sun is shining brightly at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hgso/) 530
510 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.
Must be what life is like for Hillary Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (8rNrN) It's probably less weird for Hillary, since an hour and a half after she gets up, she's probably on drink 3 or 4. Posted by: Fredrick Bastiat at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (34w2E) You can't drink all day if you don't start as soon as you get out of bed. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (8hICw) 531
Trump should invite Joey to step out back.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (toH8T) 532
Lot of white in this crowd!!
Posted by: Geroge at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (nsB5p) 533
495 it's weird having a drink one hour and twenty five minutes after I woke up.
Ace ... it is with great pride that I award you ... for behavior most becoming the Moron Lifestyle ... the Horde Medal of Deplorability with Crossed Val-U-Rites and Hobo Clusters. *salute* Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (MhYfz) *puts pants back on* *stands crisply at attention* *returns salute* Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (0mRoj) 534
Another drunk just joined the unemployment line
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (3/uST) Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (ihtYN) 536
496 Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s) =================== "Well, he's not REALLY black." -Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (zdM/+) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr) 538
Evan McMullen weeps.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (RgzS0) 539
Alright my friends, here we are! So close.
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (oCER9) Posted by: PMSNBC at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (+DAtP) 541
Vice President Pence.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (c6/9Q) 542
God bless and keep the vice president!!!!!
Posted by: USNtakim at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hMqvx) 543
I am so Happy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (sRFAL) 544
Dammit. Eyes full of tears.
What a long, seemingly endless nightmare the past eight years have been. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (pUDQf) 546
I will say this, the one good thing Obama has ever done in his entire presidency is be gracious today in the transfer of power. No doubt he will be absolutely terrible tomorrow, and slam Trump every chance he gets, but he is doing the one thing he needs to do today well.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hvf9s) 547
I , Race Bannon do solemnly swear..
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (jGgVe) 548
Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr) 549
Gotta get the sock right.
Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (48QDY) 550
Chills. I have them.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (WuRdh) 551
Anything interesting happened while I was away? Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (yfObW) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (C9pBZ) 553
Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP) I closed the door in my office to watch. I haven't cried like this since I watched Reagan's funeral. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (X6fMO) Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN) 555
Trump looks restless, like he can't wait to get to work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH) 556
Ready for a quick shot of Hillary. Love seeing her today.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (8b+oT) 557
Still think Ray Charles version is THE one to beat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mbhDw) 558
544
Dammit. Eyes full of tears. What a long, seemingly endless nightmare the past eight years have been. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH) (hugs)Long eight years. Painful and long. It's finally over. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (pUDQf) 559
Trump look like he wants to start working...Barron is way too cute. Gonna be a heartbreaker one day.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (gcme+) 560
Mormons singing...
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (RD7QR) 561
521 Mormon choir now singing for NOT-McMuffin.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (S2VsH) No! NO! Evan is your president! EVAN IS YOUR PRESIDENT!!! Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (0mRoj) 562
Where are the Rockettes?!?!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (mZGNr) They've been weaponized and sent to high-kick their way through the Disrupt J20 crowd. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Happy Trump Day! at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (hLRSq) 563
Oh geez I can't stop crying and then it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (bpfzP) ----------- Best, classiest, most luxurious choir in the country. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (qgUJH) 564
saw Pence hugging Quayle when he came in.
They must have been all "Indiana is for Vice Presidents, what?!" Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (tewYv) 565
Russians hacked my face and now I can't stop grinning like a fool.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (Om16U) 566
It's a great day, folks.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (Tyii7) 567
Trump really does look impatient, like he wants to get right to work already.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (o38N1) 568
546 I will say this, the one good thing Obama has ever done in his entire presidency is be gracious today in the transfer of power. No doubt he will be absolutely terrible tomorrow, and slam Trump every chance he gets, but he is doing the one thing he needs to do today well.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (hvf9s) ================= Credit where credit is due. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (zdM/+) 569
548
Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (mZGNr) Paste futures hardest hit. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (4ErVI) 570
Think, people, there's not much time left!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+) Funny shit. 2 minutes!! Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (t+/Ew) 571
Where can a guy find a nice window to lick around here?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (6i8i1) Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (0LQ4f) 573
>>"Well, he's not REALLY black."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course "And dumb." - Every Democrat Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH) 574
It's almost time, folks
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (3Liv/) 575
Has Pence instituted the Theocracy yet?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (oVJmc) 576
nood
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (8rNrN) 577
Justice Thomas swearing in Pence: alright, I cried from joy.
Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (4EvED) 578
Just think, we could've had Beyonce instead.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (Halhc) 579
554 Holy crap Barron's getting tall.
Note my laser focus on the important. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN) Someone to look up to. Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (0mRoj) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (ODxAs) 581
Time's running out patriots!
Posted by: Wold Blitzer at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (X4ZNp) 582
2 MINUTES.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RD7QR) 583
503 I'm about to cry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH) *spreads arms offer hug* .....in a platonic way, not the twisted perverted way OTHER 'rons may offer it. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner for posterity' at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (uz/Pv) 584
Liberal scrunt across the street has put up her Clinton/Kane election poster on her front door.
De Nile...yadda yada yada Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (J+eG2) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (+DAtP) 586
Kudos to HRC for showing up and getting salt poured into her wounds. Soberfaced and taking it like a trooper.
Showing more class than the Democratic Resent-atives. Posted by: Honest Molon L. Abe at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (cKeSP) Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (1dDS6) 588
Is anyone else crying or just me? I never thought I'd see this today!
Crying cuz it's not HRC! and proud of DJT! Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (3aBcq) 589
Holy crap Barron's getting tall.
Note my laser focus on the important. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (mf5HN) "Getting"? If it took him until 10 to loom over you, then he must be a slow starter. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mBnZE) 590
"And Biden is unemployed!"
Not for long. Just as state officialdom here in Commiefornia have now hired on Eric Holder as legal counsel to defend the state's "sanctuary cities" against Trump, I fully expect that the state's High Speed Rail Authority is going to bring on board that engineering genius Joey Choo-Choo to help out. Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (noWW6) 591
Joe Biden is now, officially, nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 He's a Great American!!! (what would Neil Kinnock say? What would Clarence Thomas say?) Good bye , Joe. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RFeQD) 592
OK, let's do it!
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (lJW6d) 593
I'll be driving past Clarence Thomas' birthplace in a couple of hours on my way to the Doc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH) 594
I'm getting chills just now!
God Bless America! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (wCEn4) 595
Bigly sound!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (4O5ms) 596
Cranked the volume up to like 100 so my elderly liberal aunt in Buffalo can hear it....
How 'bout that, Aunt Pat? Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (+OrhF) 597
So Pence has now been officially sworn as Vice President...what if something were to happen between now and when Trump is sworn in...could we get Pence as President?
Think, people, there's not much time left!! Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hA1V+) --- Uh....same thing that would happen 10 minutes, or an hour, or a day or a month, or a year from now. Pence would be sworn in as Pres. Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (2mC6G) 598
That was beautiful. Moving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pUDQf) 599
Champagne poured.Just finished morning coffee.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (P8951) 600
547
I , Race Bannon do solemnly swear.. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (jGgVe) - Now that's funny! Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (dDOWg) 601
the Mormon choir sounds ok, but I guess that one lady who quit rather than perform for Trump made a real difference
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RzUqr) 602
Pence is sworn in! Halleluia! I feel better now. I've spent the last two months telling people "Keine Sorge, Mike Pence ist ein guter Mann." I actually believe it, and since no one actually knows anything deeper than "Trump ist Fascismus!" they change the subject. Alles Gute. Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (XFRz1) 603
Here we go!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (voOPb) 604
OK, the Mall is now full!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (kXoT0) 605
It is N O O N!!!!!!
Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (tv+BP) 606
Here we go
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (nQgx9) 608
Champagne status: Popped.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (/tuJf) 609
omg omg omg
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (Om16U) 610
Here comes Mr. Tax
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (X4ZNp) 611
C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MOOOONNN.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (mf5HN) 612
Chief Justice is going to swear in Donald Trump!!
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (bpfzP) 613
I am seriously about to cry. My dad would have loved this. Would have bought us all "Make America Great Again" hats. Miss him today so much.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (8b+oT) 614
Here it comes!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (xkaSw) 615
Whatever the idiocy spewed from Shumer, he actually knows how to speak, unlike ex-President Obama
ex-President Obama ex-President Obama ex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obamaex-President Obama ex-President Obama* *worth repeating Posted by: Blake at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (qC1Sy) 616
YES.
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (oCER9) 617
Nood.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (WuRdh) 618
Great jumping horny toads that was a loooong eight years. Bye Barry or whoever you really are
Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (xJxz7) 619
DO IT!!!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (o38N1) 620
OUR ... OUR ... OUR ...
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9) 621
Any black kids watching will be so confused at who that black man is swearing in the VP. Not only do they not talk about him at school but there is no trace of him in the new African American History museum in DC.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (hvf9s) =================== "Well, he's not REALLY black." -Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course - A mediocre negro. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Nwg0u) 622
I'm getting a thrill down my leg
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (b7fwp) 623
My favorite moment of the Obama Presidency!!! Sniff.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (2mC6G) 624
Here we go!!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (4O5ms) 625
Roberts.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (ihtYN) 627
Does everyone have their drink ready to toast?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (IgBFP) 628
LONG ... LONG ... LONG ...
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9) 629
476
Nice looking son...Army or Marines? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (sRFAL) I believe that VP Pence's son is an MV-22 Osprey pilot for the Marines. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7N6ox) 630
God she is gorgeus
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7lehe) 631
I'm standing, dammit!
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (hecJ2) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8iiMU) 633
Look at his family. Priceless.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (bpfzP) 634
Here we go
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (IKdzI) 635
faithfully execute assholes and doucheweasels
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (voOPb) 636
NATIONAL ... NATIONAL ... NATIONAL ...
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9) 637
PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (HiDrR) 638
Hillary is madly sipping from her flask right now
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (X4ZNp) 639
Barack Obama is not my president!!!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (PqqkK) 640
YAAAY!
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (b7fwp) 641
President Trump!
Posted by: Alf767 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (qGI+A) 642
He's rocking that red tie.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (S2VsH) 643
OMG...my stomach is all aflutter!
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (Enq6K) 644
The unwashed are at the gates!!! Aaaaaand-- they art IN!!!!!!!!
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (nQ10o) 645
I will Obama credit for one final act of sloth, he didn't do nearly as much in the last 24 hours that as I was afraid he would do.
Oh gawd it is joyous to contemplate just how much the prog's are hating this moment!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (V2Yro) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8iiMU) 647
NIGHTMARE ... NIGHTMARE ... NIGHTMARE ...
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9) 648
Trump gave us all a little wave there
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (8mO0Q) 649
It's 11am and I'm in tears and on my third beer. Is that bad?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (1MUuC) Posted by: YIKES! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (yfObW) 651
There it is! President Donald John Trump!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (xkaSw) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (J+eG2) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (nQgx9) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (toH8T) 655
Over. Thank you Lord.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (pUDQf) 656
IS ... IS ... IS ...
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9) 657
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (7lehe) 658
Man. Can't even.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (RgzS0) 659
Done and Done!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (/tuJf) 660
God Bless and watch over President Donald Trump!
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Vzqe+) 661
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BAAAAAABYYYYYY!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (o38N1) 662
So Help Me God
Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Joi9z) 663
12:00 sharp, well done.
Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (W13WA) 664
OVER!!! OVER!!! OVER!!!
Posted by: America-Loving Americans Everywhere at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mt8X9) 665
Unseal the indictments and get to work.
Posted by: Weird Nick at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nb8Yl) 666
YES!!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT) 667
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, free at last!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (IAyRw) 668
saw a dejected Stuart Smiley, bawahhhhhhhh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (voOPb) Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (bpfzP) 670
Nukes away! Destination Tehran!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (xkaSw) 671
W00T!
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (TJx8f) 672
All his kids are crying
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Rsi2C) 673
And with that, our long national nightmare is over.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (S2VsH) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (mZGNr) Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (eAZVt) 676
Smiles all around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (ODxAs) 677
President Donald Trump.
Ladies and gentlemen, you may now begin punching each other's babies in the dick! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (X6fMO) 678
f'in screamers in the background
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8mO0Q) 679
And it is done!!!!!
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (pCOkh) 680
Praise Be!!! Give the glory to God!!!
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (nQ10o) 681
bammy out
Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (iU+1A) 682
I don't usually get serious around here but I have to say, my schadenboner just knocked Jupiter out of orbit.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT) 683
***** Sweet *****
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (dDOWg) 684
Tears running down my face.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Ivjge) 685
It is done. Amen.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Fb9aZ) 686
FO, Bobo, the dustbin of history is calling for you!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (kXoT0) 687
Great. Another black man with no job skills is now unemployed.
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (3/uST) 688
HA! Post 666!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT) 689
WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!
Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (sonzz) Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (lJW6d) 691
Cannons
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (Om16U) 692
we did it! Americans spoke & it happened
Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (3aBcq) 693
He's in. Thank God.
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (LaT54) 694
DOUBLE BOOM
Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (IKdzI) 695
0 hours.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (IAyRw) 696
Didn't expect to, but yeah, I'm crying a bit
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (dDOWg) 697
PRESIDENT TRUMP
PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP Oh the family looks so proud and OMG IT'S REALLY REAL. *ugly cries* Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mf5HN) 698
Second look at celebrity dipshits trying to sabotage the electoral college?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (B+qrE) 699
PRESIDENT TRUMP!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - sun is shining brightly at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (hgso/) 700
Now BO, get the f moving....
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pCOkh) 701
"Donate today! We still have a path to victory!"
-Dr. Jill Stein Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (zdM/+) 702
Shackles have been broken!
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (fFfWq) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (toH8T) 704
OK gentlemen, NOW we can start sucking each others dicks.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pMGkg) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (ODxAs) 706
663
12:00 sharp, well done. Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (W13WA) ================== Under Budget and In Record-Time!!! Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (mt8X9) 707
What is that hat - is it Justice Breyer wearing it?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (RzUqr) 708
Rachel Maddow, right now, crouched over a toilet bowl, puking up Cheerios and sperm
Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (ihtYN) Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (eAZVt) 710
The long national nightmare is over. May the long years of night terrors begin for the Leftists.
Posted by: Honest Molon L. Abe at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (cKeSP) 711
New polls show Americans dissatisfied with President Trumps performance.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PqqkK) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (8iiMU) 713
We made it.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gTQoY) 714
Thank you God for Your intervening and benevolent hand. You have given us the gift of a reprieve. Bless us with the wisdom to be faithful and not blow it.
In the saving name of Jesus, Amen. Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (bpfzP) 715
Why aren't I crying? I cried when my Cubs won. What's wrong with me?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (Rsi2C) 716
SHow Hillary!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (8b+oT) 717
Bergdahl still faces courts-martial, Palestine is still a territory and Hillary is still subject to legal proceedings regarding her use of a private server as SoS.
Welcome President Donald J. Trump!!!! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (7N6ox) 718
Jeb! 2nd hardest hit...
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (pCOkh) 719
FREE AT LAST ... FREE AT LAST ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9) 720
I'm so happy
Incredible Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Om16U) 721
I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute, uh, half these motherfuckers standing around me.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (6m17V) 722
"Remember, man, that thou art mortal."
We still need a ton of Divine assistance...but I feel like there's a chance now. Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (9krrF) 723
WOOHOOO! It is official, we now have a patriot in the WH an the commie is out of power.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Jen0I) 724
OUR people. YES
Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (Joi9z) 725
Yes!!!!!!
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (a0m5R) 726
Schaedenboner status: zombie transcontinental railroad engineer called. Wants me to drill 24 foot of granite per day.
Posted by: cicerokid at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xKUqs) 727
Yes...now you may begin
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (J+eG2) 728
It's done!!
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (t+/Ew) 729
The End of an Error is over!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (xkaSw) 730
I notice he doesn't say I or me every other word.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (IgBFP) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mZGNr) 732
We made it. Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (gTQoY) ======================= We did. Thanks be to God. Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (bpfzP) 733
Fuckin' A. We survived.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (RD7QR) 734
Fuck you, Obama. Fuck you right in your gigantic jug ears. Now get the fuck out!
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (KkVB6) 735
To think, all of this without a poem from Maya Angelou about rocks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (B+qrE) Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (kVX3W) 737
711
New polls show Americans dissatisfied with President Trumps performance. Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (PqqkK) ======================= Impeachment proceedings will begin in The House tomorrow ... Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9) Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (b7fwp) 739
starting to rain
Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (W13WA) 740
He used the word "rebuild" in the first sentence.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (VdICR) 741
Starting to rain...
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Enq6K) 742
Classy to thank the Obama's.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (7lehe) 743
Didn't like a soldiers marching up behind Don there....
Posted by: How hard can you troll at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Joi9z) 744
So TFG has to open his own umbrella now?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (voOPb) 745
Rain coming. Plastic being handed out.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (S2VsH) 746
Thank you Lord.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (RfzVr) 747
YES!! Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mZGNr) 748
WSJ wrote President Trump speech is 20 minutes. I hope it's not too long.
Too complimentary of The JEF and wife. Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (sj3Ax) 749
A peaceful transition...
(for now because the democrats are still plotting revenge and disruption)! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (wCEn4) 750
The People!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (7lehe) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (8iiMU) 752
Amen, grammie winger, amen.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (mf5HN) 753
Let the fundamental un-transformation begin.
Posted by: tsj017 at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (4YUWF) 754
Oh I like this.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (/tuJf) Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (kVX3W) 756
We lived through it...one long day at a time for a very long time, but we stand now in the daylight. The glimmering light at the end of the tunnel has become reality.
Posted by: first term at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (hkcM6) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf) 758
I'm laughing too much to cry.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (gTQoY) 759
Red meat speech
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C) 760
Raining everywhere.
Even my eyes are leaking. Dangit. Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Om16U) 761
737 Impeachment proceedings will begin in The House tomorrow ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9) ================== "What...? Republicans have to start it? They control both chambers? That's not democracy!" -Liberals Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (zdM/+) 762
Hillary has an umbrella so she doesn't melt.
Posted by: shred21 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (nOsY0) 763
YES!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8b+oT) 764
Oh snap, Trump is tearing the throat out of the establishment right now.
Posted by: Heralder at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (oCER9) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mZGNr) 766
714 - Amen -
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (RzUqr) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (toH8T) 768
Giving it to the fcukers already, nice.
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Cf0i2) 769
Rain. Yes. Wash that place clean.
Posted by: irright at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pMGkg) 770
Was that the umbrella brigade that appeared and disappeared?
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Enq6K) 771
Yes. The man is speaking truth to craven incompetency! Let him be heard.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (dDOWg) 772
I notice Obama didn't clap during the 'give power back to the people' part.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (gTQoY) 774
Trump turns on DC, the cheering got quieter.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (S2VsH) 775
Well this speech definitely isn't for the other people on that podium...
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (guIHw) 776
757 Did he just say he's giving power back to Americans?????
This boner may never go away. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf) ================== "This moment is your moment." I know they all say that stuff, but it's still nice to hear. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (zdM/+) 777
He's shitting right in their wheaties
Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (xJxz7) 778
THANK YOU, GOD!!!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hYNPr) 779
he started "We the Citizens . . ."
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8mO0Q) 780
"We are transferring power from Washington DC and giving it back to you, the people."
"Fuck the Capital, the Districts are now free" I may have paraphrased that last bit there. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (mf5HN) 781
"We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the people...Washington flourished but the people did not share in its wealth."
He's staying true here. Trump just declared war. "This moment is your moment." Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (RgzS0) 782
He's killing it.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (8b+oT) 783
Trump is the blue collar rich guy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (IgBFP) Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (hecJ2) 785
Red Meat!
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (pCOkh) 786
What a deplorable speech. Best day ever.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (Om16U) Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sj3Ax) 788
So...betas in charge of "disruption," you suck at that, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (B+qrE) 789
That one captain on the right should a stood closer to his razor this morning.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (Jr+k7) 790
Uh, where are all the "I", "Me", and "My" references?
Just what the hayl kinda presidential speech is this, anyway? Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (kVX3W) 791
Damn this is a great speech.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (1MUuC) 792
So refreshing not to hear I I I I I I, me me me me, my my my my.....
Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (HiDrR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (H5rtT) 795
Who else is hearing Barry Manillow singing LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (mZGNr) 796
787 750+ comments in second thread already?
Ace, It shows how popular you are. Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (sj3Ax) ================== "We'll get there soon." -Hot Air, about 50 comments in Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (zdM/+) 797
Ace's place is the place to be. Super Yowza Yay!!
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (8mO0Q) 798
This is for real!
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (U6f54) 799
Im loving this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (IgBFP) 800
Trump grabbing Establishment right by its pussy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (7lehe) 801
Oh wow. He's saying that with Obama sitting right there. Double Fuck You Obama.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (KkVB6) 802
Ouch. That left a mark. He's pissing all over Obamas legacy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (S2VsH) 803
Did he just say he's giving power back to Americans?????
This boner may never go away. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (pUDQf) ================== "This moment is your moment." I know they all say that stuff, but it's still nice to hear. Posted by: TheJamesMadison I think President Trump means it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (xkaSw) 804
Whuh? No references to oceans and stuff? What's this bit about people taking back the country?
Stoopit. Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (kVX3W) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (toH8T) 806
803 I think President Trump means it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (xkaSw) =================== I'm leaning towards: True. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (zdM/+) 807
What about the seas? Are they rising again?
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (E54Jq) 808
BEATING OBAMA AND THE DEMS LIKE RENTED MULES
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (toH8T) 809
This is historic. All the assholes in Washington on the stage while Trump says we're taking power away from these assholes on the stage and giving it back to you, the American people!
All the assholes on the stage getting red in the cheeks. That. Was. Awesome. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (pUDQf) 810
How long do you think it will take the MFM to cue up a rebuttal from Obama?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (B+qrE) 811
wow. notice all the "you"s as opposed to "I"s.
Posted by: ss at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (iU+1A) 812
Pres. Trump has taken over @POTUS
https://twitter.com/POTUS only 221K followers right now - follow! Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Om16U) 813
You know what's great about this moment? That that Shit obama is there to hear one of Donald Trump's campaign speeches!! Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mZGNr) 814
he's a good great man, Thank God! righteous people!
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (8mO0Q) 815
He's talking to you, Barry, and all your failures
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Rsi2C) 816
809 This is historic. All the assholes in Washington on the stage while Trump says we're taking power away from these assholes on the stage and giving it back to you, the American people!
All the assholes on the stage getting red in the cheeks. That. Was. Awesome. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (pUDQf) ================== "I did it before it was cool." -Andrew Jackson Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (zdM/+) 817
759
Red meat speech Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C) Yes, I'm a bit surprised - I don't know why, Kelly Ann Conway calling her outfit 'Trump revolutionary wear' should have been a hint of what was to come. Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (W13WA) Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (b7fwp) 819
This isn't just red meat, he's butchering a herd of cattle.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (IgBFP) Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (kVX3W) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (toH8T) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (8iiMU) 823
DC elites having heart attacks right now listening to this
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (Om16U) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mZGNr) 825
"These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people"
Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech. "This American carnage stops right here and stops right now." Holy. Shit. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (dDOWg) 827
stops Right here! laughing out loud.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (8mO0Q) Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (H5rtT) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (7lehe) 830
Oh shit. America First!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (xkaSw) 831
Wow.. he's bringing it with this speech!!
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (zRZaJ) 832
Love this guy's face.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (8b+oT) 833
Oh man, just called out universities for swimming in money but not educating. "American carnage". Holy shit, what a line!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (S2VsH) 834
Holy shit - did he just say "righteous"? Holy sh*t - this is real : "American Carnage!?" Holy f*ck!
He is killing it - absolutely badass! Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Fb9aZ) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (Om16U) 836
828 Just let it be said.
In passing, in one phrase, he just quoted Ayn Rand there. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (H5rtT) ================ I missed that. What was it? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (zdM/+) 837
He is telling the world that everything that has gone on in the past eight years is about to be undone. This is everything I have wanted in an inaugural address. MAGA!!
Posted by: Curby Graham at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (IMv83) 838
MAGAtron IS TAKING IT TO OBAMAcon
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (fFfWq) Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (kVX3W) 840
Hot damn. This is a good speech and a kickm in the onions to everyone standing up there on the dais. Wow.
Posted by: Goldilocks at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (g0QAE) 841
OMG this is great!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (ODxAs) 842
This guy.
Every time I think my boner is going to ease he goes and does something like this. I can already cut diamonds with it Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xJxz7) 843
Nationalism FTW!!!
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pCOkh) 844
I believe Trump has just set the tone for what's to come, folks. He's President now and firing with all barrels!
He is really going to gut Washington!!!! Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pUDQf) 845
My "gender identity" just sprouted a boner.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:03 PM (mZGNr) So did mine... Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (7lehe) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mBnZE) 847
I don't think he has said "I" or "me" yet...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mZGNr) Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Enq6K) 850
I like that Trump is not using this moment to give some sappy unification speech.
Seems like he understands he's on a mission and who the enemy is. Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (rKQiX) 851
It will be very nice to have a President that talks up his people instead of talking them down.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (9krrF) 852
"These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people"
Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech. "This American carnage stops right here and stops right now." Holy. Shit. Posted by: alexthechick SWEEP THE LEG! Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (xkaSw) 853
CBS just did a split screen with TFG's face
not happy!!!! Posted by: @votermom ----- I want to see Hillary!!!! Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Om16U) 855
Bye bye global new world order
Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (Rsi2C) 856
"We've defended other nations' borders while refusing to defend our own"
Dear God. He is the Destructor. GOJIRA STOMP GOJIRA STOMP. Also sure as hell looks like he's memorized this and it's not off a teleprompter. Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (pUDQf) 858
America first, baby.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (7lehe) 859
The next 8 years are going to be gangbusters. i think even greater than Reagan's years because of the terrible situation that Obama left Trump. Carter is now number 2 no matter how the leftists and the media mark it.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (cOHS7) Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (mZGNr) 861
Refreshing - It's so tiring to hear Republican Pols playing nice in public while Dems are allowed to speak without restraint
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (fFfWq) Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (8b+oT) 863
lmao!!! Love the look on Obama's face!
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (zRZaJ) 864
Glad I voted for the SOB, because he is my SOB...
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (pCOkh) 865
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech. This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (toH8T) 866
852 "These are just and reasonable demands of a righteous people" Damn. Damn. Damn this is just a FINISH THEM speech. "This American carnage stops right here and stops right now." Holy. Shit. Posted by: alexthechick SWEEP THE LEG! ___________________________ - Awesome observation. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (dDOWg) 867
@837 rusted-out factories scattered across the landscape like tombstones.
SO, whaddayathink? Did he write his own speech? Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (H5rtT) 868
This is epic.
Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (j5HDf) 869
Obama must be hating this. Absolutely hating it.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (U6f54) 870
Trump is the blue collar rich guy. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (IgBFP) ======================== Nailed it. Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (bpfzP) 871
America First... well that's an odd notion for our leader to have.
Oh, wait- never mind. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (kVX3W) 872
The look on Obama's face as he has to listen to this great speech. Priceless!
Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (yODqO) 873
From CNBC...
BREAKING: Stocks hit session lows as Donald Trump delivers first speech as US president Dow is UP 63 points. Assholes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (B+qrE) 874
Winning!
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (Fb9aZ) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (pUDQf) 876
I love that the JEF has to sit there and listen to his legacy get shit on.
Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (j5HDf) 877
What an awesome speech!
Posted by: UDM at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (cuC7S) 878
The Drivers of Business have been pent up for a long 8 years.
All it takes is a small crack of optimism to break this dam. Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (fFfWq) 879
This whole thing is a giant middle finger to Zero
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (laMCB) 880
I am inclined to think he mainly wrote this,because he has it down cold.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (7lehe) 881
Its like 8 years of AOSHQ comments and frustration distilled into a single speech.
This is victorious. This is tremendous. This is Triumphant! Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (toH8T) ==================== Just thought I'd repeat that. Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (bpfzP) 882
Better get to work installing that Throne of Skulls in the oval office!
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (Fb9aZ) 883
HE SAID IT! BOOM BOOM!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (7lehe) 884
Whuh? Each nation has it's own interests first? What lunacy is this?
Oh, wait...never mind. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (kVX3W) 885
holy shit
Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (W13WA) 886
Shining city on a hill. Alabaster, undimmed. Big light on top. TRUMP.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (H5rtT) 887
Trump is not holding back.
Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (sonzz) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (7lehe) 889
My God,he is killing this.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (7lehe) 890
800
Trump grabbing Establishment right by its pussy. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (7lehe) -------------------------- DJT: My that's a big pussy, big pussy.WDC: You didn't have to say that twice. DJT: I didn't. Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (cOHS7) 891
He's really delivering some memorable lines.
Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (j5HDf) 892
Wow!
Posted by: The Garbone at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (pCOkh) Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (Fb9aZ) 894
Where's the pudding?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (RzUqr) Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (bpfzP) 896
he said GOD!
Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (3aBcq) 897
I believe he thinks he's got a mandate, hehehe
Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (W13WA) 898
Eradication radical Islamic terrorism! Loyalty to America!! Patriotism!! Sweet-tap dancing Moses he is quoting the Bible!! Honoring the Military, Law Enforcement. GOD!!! Has anyone checked to see if the folks at MSNBC have had nervous breakdowns?
Posted by: Curby Graham at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (IMv83) 899
That was shot at John Lewis
Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (j5HDf) 900
Limbaugh is having a field day. He's laughing his ass off!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (pUDQf) 901
@899 All talk and no action.
Posted by: Ted Clubberlang at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (j5HDf) 902
I can tell he's eager to get started on all this.
Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (XeY55) 903
759 Red meat speech Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (Rsi2C) Even the vegans are eating this up Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (voOPb) 904
This guy is amazing. He believes every word of his speech. He's going to work like heck to do it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (bpfzP) 905
He has not stumbled one time.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (bpfzP) 906
Epic speech.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (pUDQf) 907
National Pride...what is that? We've been told that's not good for the last 8 years.
Oh wait, never mind. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!! Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Zero was never anyone's hero. at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (kVX3W) 908
The sooner he shuts up and gets to work the better.
This is an embarrassment. Posted by: Eskimo at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (ZYNmu) 909
ISIS and democrat party (I know, I know) hardest hit.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (cOHS7) 910
Did anyone say nood?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (bpfzP) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:12 PM (voOPb) 912
The sooner he shuts up and gets to work the better.
This is an embarrassment. Posted by: Eskimo at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (ZYNmu) ======================== Did you forget your sarc tag? Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (bpfzP) 913
Brian Williams, boooo hoooooo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (voOPb) 914
Good God, I can't stop laughing an crying in happy tears that was fricken amazing.
Posted by: doug at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (Y7fRE) 915
Trump's speech very divisive and not inclusive. muslims and transgenders must be scared to death.
Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (cOHS7) 916
That smell you smell is every liberal commie jackoff on the planet sh*tting their pants right now at once.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (Fb9aZ) 917
Atheists hardest hit.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (laMCB) 918
Son. Of. A. BITCH.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:14 PM (H5rtT) 919
Remember dickheads around the world, Flynn's pimp hand is now on the big stick. Until, the team is confirmed - he's the man.
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (AJWHw) 920
And hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (E54Jq) 921
Ha! The NBC commentators: "He just insulted all the politicians setting behind him." Yes, Tom, yes, he did because they deserve it!
Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (yODqO) 922
Rhetorical note. He got 3/4 of the way through before it dawned on me.
Trump learned speechifying ringside, at the WWE. Now. Let's get ready to rumble. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (H5rtT) 923
Absolutely badass - I bet all the throne sniffing libbies who worship Oh-BAHM -uh's jock strap are surprised to hear how shitty things actually are and how much work is going to be needed to make it better. They have not heard anything like that until now.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (Fb9aZ) 924
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (cOHS7)
LOLOL!!!!!!!! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (7lehe) 925
What's in Bill Clinton's ear?
Posted by: sinalco at January 20, 2017 12:19 PM (yODqO) 926
That speech changes the dynamic, he's going after the black vote. That's a kill shot on the Dims.
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (AJWHw) 927
Always start out as you mean to go on. Great speech. Now let's to get to work.
Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 12:29 PM (nQ10o) 928
let's to get to work.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian Great line. It's the ending of "On The Waterfront." Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 12:34 PM (H5rtT) 929
Trump: Take the bus bitch
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