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Inauguration Thread

So awesome.

Livestream from FoxNews.

Right now various couples are leaving the WH en route to Congress -- Michelle and Melania, Price and Biden, George and Laura Bush, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and of course Trump and Obama.

MSNBC now talking up how "incredibly popular" Obama is, "so urbane," "no personal scandals," etc.

MSNBC talking up how empty the streets are and how empty the Metro. They don't mention the violent disruptors who maybe had something to do with that.

Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem.


Posted by: Ace at 10:42 AM




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1 Barky can eat his waffle now.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 20, 2017 10:43 AM (DaNJZ)

2 I really thought this day wound never get here....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 10:43 AM (/5WQL)

3 First!

Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2017 10:43 AM (eakac)

4 First Ladies, VPs and now.......

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 10:43 AM (ODxAs)

5 Had to leave work today.

Due to schadenboner. I was getting light-headed.

Posted by: resurgemus at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (WV40F)

6 Horde! Greetings!

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (4EvED)

7 So happy!!!!!

Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (tv+BP)

8 Where are you all going to see the inaug. coverage?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (f4Woz)

9 wound = would - damn it!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (/5WQL)

10 Apparently Michelle Obama was her usual bitter ungrateful self and Obama, of all people, had to demonstrate class and dignity.

Ann Althouse calls it the "Pizza box from Tiffany's" moment.

Posted by: Vanceone at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (KbgjX)

11 1 HOUR, 1O MINUTES.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (sF/De)

12 It's REALLY HAPPENING. Holy Shit I still can't believe it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 10:44 AM (dKiJG)

13 From the photo on Drudge, Michelle actually looks very well dressed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (mBnZE)

14 Hillary will never be president. Neither will Bernie. Yes we #MAGA! Yes we #MAGA!

Posted by: Mst3k at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (G4qiT)

15 I'm a hap-py girl, I'm a hap-py girl - hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba!

Posted by: AllMyFriendsAreLefties at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (wCk1F)

16 Obama will never be President (again)

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (mvHey)

17 >>>8 Where are you all going to see the inaug. coverage?


i'm watching MSNBC, for the bitterness. They are in fact dropping attacks every minute.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (8rNrN)

18 Obama almost plowed right into that saluting marine. Trump was occupying all the walking space.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (8hICw)

19 If weather.com can be believed and my math is correct, there's a 100% chance of rain when BO lands in Palm Springs.

It ain't your day when you get rained on in the desert (just 2 inches of rain annually in recent years). Or maybe somebody upstairs is weighing in on his tenure?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (PvCxa)

20 Woohoo the last day of the reign of terror, and the beginning of the Golden Pheasant.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (ODxAs)

21 Well, I reckon we're going to see whether this "peaceful transfer of power" stuff actually comes off. My concern is that it will be "mostly peaceful," if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (iRKYG)

22 Chrissy Mathews is complaining about Trump not buttoning his coat.

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (xJxz7)

23 10 bucks says hillary has a fall.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (8rNrN)

24 It's huge. Fantastic. The best. And we're gonna celebrate. Bigly.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (LBO1U)

25 Has everyone seen the video retired Colonel and sci-fi author Tom Kratman commissioned?

Go to YouTube and search for "Trump all your safe space".

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (rvzMR)

26 What what drug/booze cocktail they loaded the FAB up with today?

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (/5WQL)

27 Have you seen Keellyanne's Nutcracker dress?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (mvHey)

28 The left are losing their ever-loving minds. It's like they've never been told no before.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (jGQEO)

29 I detest the Obamas as much as any other moron, but they put on the appearance of graciousness at the White House today.

Pity that it's all fake.

And BTW, Mooshell standing next to gorgeous, classy Melania? What a contrast. I'm just sayin...

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (Ve2ZO)

30 Hillary looks miserable.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (mBnZE)

31 26 What what drug/booze cocktail they loaded the FAB up with today?
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (/5WQL)

All of them.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (8hICw)

32 I love the visual between Melania and Michelle. One is fashionable, the other not so much.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (IgBFP)

33 This is awesome.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 10:47 AM (C8aCP)

34 I was wondering, will Hillary Clinton ever be president of the United States??

lulz

ABC is about as butthurt a bunch of newscasters as I;ve ever heard.

Trump is such a meany..blah blah, how is that meeting not uncomfortable between his and the god-child Obama? Blah blah.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 10:47 AM (pUDQf)

35 KellyAnne should have let Melania pick out her dress.

Posted by: LadyS at January 20, 2017 10:47 AM (4EvED)

36 clintons' mugs !!!! hillary is about to cry. so is bill. he will cheer up when Melania shows up i am sure

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:47 AM (c6/9Q)

37 It's a beautiful day Hoarde!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

38 It's almost over.
We made it!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (lwpdV)

39 HILLARY!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (8b+oT)

40 Hillary looks positively fucking monstrous compared with Mrs. Trump, let alone the almost gone First Wookie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (pUDQf)

41 Will Hillary do a Bud Dwyer?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (iRKYG)

42 Trump isn't even the President yet and already Denver has to exile the homeless by the busload.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (1bQAQ)

43 66 minutes.

Schadenboner status: YUUUUUUUUUGE.

The social media feeds are election-night level meltdowns!

Posted by: Bone bone bone bone bone at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (hDDgx)

44 Ace, Hillary already had fall. She's likely midway into Winter now.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (Halhc)

45 Fun to watch the Neverists get locked out of foreign policy jobs for the next for years, and have only themselves to blame.

Posted by: bjnubbs at January 20, 2017 10:48 AM (vVkaJ)

46 "I detest the Obamas as much as any other moron, but they put on the appearance of graciousness at the White House today. "

I'm a bad man because I see the same thing and I wonder 'what's his angle'?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (PvCxa)

47 Governing well is the best revenge

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (mvHey)

48 BEHOLD THE MIRACLES OF THE AGE OF TRUMPQUARIUS! LO, EVEN THE HEAVENS OVER CALIFORNIA WEEP WITH JOY AT HIS ASCENSION!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (mBnZE)

49 19 If weather.com can be believed and my math is correct, there's a 100% chance of rain when BO lands in Palm Springs.

It ain't your day when you get rained on in the desert (just 2 inches of rain annually in recent years). Or maybe somebody upstairs is weighing in on his tenure?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (PvCxa)

All soggy waffle is better than no waffle.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (DaNJZ)

50 Good thing there won't be any traffic along Pennsylvania Ave!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (4O5ms)

51 Just drop Barky off at the golf course.

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (guIHw)

52 When will the CBC have their first sit in?
I give them a week...

Posted by: Hamilton at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (sCjDS)

53 Michelle is twice the first lady Melania will ever be.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (Halhc)

54 obama is gone. without the presidential title he is nothing. no clout, nothing. he is so done!!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (c6/9Q)

55
It's REALLY HAPPENING. Holy Shit I still can't believe it.

We got so used to getting beaten down over and over for 8 years. Finally we didn't.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (XFRz1)

56 Obama a jerk till the bitter end. Gets in car before Trump, they are suppose to get in at the same time.


GET THE FCK OUT OF HERE

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (nsB5p)

57 The pic of HC getting out of the limo is hilarious. She looks as if she thought SHE was the guest of honor, and it turns out it's Trump!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (f4Woz)

58 Kellyanne's dress is going to get the deranged media up in arms I bet. The Don is looking extra Don-ish today, too. Love it bigly!

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (35qSM)

59 SkyNews is streaming without any commentary.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (dKiJG)

60 How many of you remember W's inauguration?
Hillary was dressed like a nazi dyke. Black leather Gestapo coat, hair combed straight back no style at all.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (Ve2ZO)

61 Sweet honey goodness!!!!!

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (5xuEg)

62 Anyone done an R.U.O.K. check on Hotair this morning?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (Halhc)

63 hussein did not look too happy emerging from the WH - wonder what Trump told him

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (c6/9Q)

64 16 Obama will never be President (again)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (mvHey)

Actually if I hock my robot body for booze money and he buys it from the pawn shop, he could do what Richard Nixon's head did and run as another body.

Posted by: Bender (Checking back from 983-ish years in the future) at January 20, 2017 10:50 AM (hDDgx)

65 Does today count as day 1 for the executive orders? They should start by declaring jan 20 forever as MAGA day

Posted by: Mst3k at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (G4qiT)

66 Did y'all see the positively GRIM look on Hill's face before she & Bill went in? I'm sure she's medicated to the hilt to get thru this nightmare. For me, however, its ECSTASY!

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (ex86h)

67 Nazi Dyke FTW!

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (5xuEg)

68 53 Michelle is twice the first lady Melania will ever be.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (Halhc)

Most definitely. I would even guess 2.2 to 2.3 times the body mass in fact.

Posted by: Fletch at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (jlC0Z)

69 Hillabeast looked drugged up

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (nsB5p)

70 I hope I don't shart.

Posted by: Jimmah at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (Tyii7)

71 carter. jerk.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (c6/9Q)

72 Posted by: Fletch at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (jlC0Z)
Well played, sir. Your retort was much better than mine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (IgBFP)

73 Will Donald and Melania christen the White House tonight?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (mvHey)

74 Hillary stood at the entrance of the balcony and heaved a big sigh. This is killing her. Chris Stevens approves

Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (VDvux)

75 No "personal" scandals. I wonder how much of a qualified weezle word that is?

Posted by: DaveM at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (gdb3i)

76 B.O. saw the stack of exec orders Trump has that he will sign as soon as he is off the stage.

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (5xuEg)

77 Think i'll tune in to BBC now to hear the histrionics and laugh bigly

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (35qSM)

78 Joy Reid on MSNBC is lecturing us on how proud we all are of Dogeater for the way he comported himself over the last 8 years. Yeah

Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (xJxz7)

79 His adoring family.


Bawahhhh

And DC is sparsely populated at the time,

lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (voOPb)

80 I wonder if a quick flap would make my boner go down?

Nah

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (nsB5p)

81 I've got the local network coverage on here in Houston (no cable) and they're very respectful and seem to be enjoying it. I almost miss the cable news butt hurt. Almost.

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (guIHw)

82 God...so many police.

I wish we could have our presidents out in the open without this level of security. The separation now is almost regal...and that's not really a good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (zdM/+)

83 SO EXCITED!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (WuRdh)

84 61 minutes...

Posted by: SGT York at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (ITvKk)

85 Hillary's head is bobbing oddly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (IgBFP)

86 Trump looked rumpled, long coat un buttoned, tie askew. Hair a mess.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (1bQAQ)

87 Hillary looks like she's nursing a wicked hangover.

The Russians real secret weapon against Hillary -- Vodka!

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (O7MnT)

88 lol...what a great day!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (0O7c5)

89 I initially wrote "Michael" but decided to play it straight.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (Halhc)

90 Someone in the crowd to Hilary:

"We're here for you!"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (8hICw)

91 >>>hussein did not look too happy emerging from the WH - wonder what Trump told him<<<

"Put out that joint and get your shit together!"

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (2Mnv1)

92
Honorable? She ain't that!

Some asshole in the peanut gallery said "we're here for you!"

Suck it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (mbhDw)

93 Oh God, her supporters are telling her, "We're here for you!"

Fucking losers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (mBnZE)

94 And Melania looks absolutely radiant. Daddy Don looks amazing too. Our new First Family is crushing it, Hoarde! #MAGA

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (ex86h)

95 75 No "personal" scandals. I wonder how much of a qualified weezle word that is?
Posted by: DaveM at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (gdb3i)

==================

They're never going to admit that Obama had anything go wrong in his administration.

Imagine the biographies that will come. They'll give hagiography a bad name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:53 AM (zdM/+)

96 Hit the road, B'rack and don't you come back no more no more no more no more
Hit the road, B'rack and don't you come back no more

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (Nwg0u)

97 carter grinning as he's no longer the worst president ever

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (0O7c5)

98 Pimp hand, Pen Hand, all good!!

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (5xuEg)

99 Ugh - did you hear the woman yell at Hillary when she came out: "Hillary! We're here for you!!"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (vg8iE)

100 1 hour.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (YEelc)

101
Her right eye is still screwed up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (mbhDw)

102 LOL.

Had to be a fun ride in the car together.

Obama is sitting with the man who he said would NEVER be president. The man he mocked.

Parting thought: will Trump's Schadenboner be used to power our new interstellar space ships?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (J5mC3)

103 Hilary managed a smile. It even looked sincere.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (8hICw)

104 The WH fountain makes me want to pee...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (+DAtP)

105
There is a woman they are showing that I am pretty sure will never be POTUS.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (ODxAs)

106
Krispy Kreosote not happy. No food yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (mbhDw)

107 10 bucks says hillary has a fall.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:46 AM (8rNrN)

Calculated, or as the inevitable result of her neurological issues?

Because I could imagine her thinking that she needs to be in the spotlight just one more time, no matter how....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (rF0hx)

108 Who is Chris C. standing next to?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (8hICw)

109 FBN showing Hillabeast nodding to friends. Looks like she is in a drugged up haze

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (nsB5p)

110 Have any of the anarchists thrown themselves in front of the motorcade yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (XdfIf)

111 On our website, we have a handy graphic of the best ambush locations on the motorcade route.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (PqqkK)

112 Funny because it's true.
https://twitter.com/SmallgGay/status/822473457749389313

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (XFRz1)

113 ONE HOUR

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (nsB5p)

114 Thanks NeverTrumpers for almost depriving us of this awesome moment!

:-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (pCUr3)

115

Do yourself a favor

FBN. Fuck the whiners today. Not today

Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (VLde7)

116 what ? anarchists busted up a starbucks ? LOL !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (c6/9Q)

117 Melania will not be able to walk tomorrow. Nor Reggie.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (+DAtP)

118 Ugh - did you hear the woman yell at Hillary when she came out: "Hillary! We're here for you!!"
---

Did the woman who yelled then jump off a building and hang herself? You know, like The Omen?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (J5mC3)

119 Bye bye Barky, you dick head.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (DaNJZ)

120 Ahh the live stream has no ads, switching over

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (guIHw)

121 Hillary forgot her white hood.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (Om16U)

122 Happy Liberation Day, fellow Americans!!!

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (3Liv/)

123 Hey Sam?




Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (toH8T)

124 Seeing the FAB on the live feed. Enjoy cause you'll NEVER be President of the United States.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)

125
Receding hairline on Dubya. Feel for him with his folks not doing well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (mbhDw)

126 Just posted the same thing last thread: MSNBS: the streets are empty. No one came to see Trump inaugurated. The whole world showed up for the first Muslim president.

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (nQ10o)

127 MSNBC now talking up how "incredibly popular" Obama is, "so urbane," "no personal scandals," etc.

Trump has to dispel this Lie ... or it will become True.

He'll be surrounded by Republicans urging him to "let it go", to "bring everyone together".

And if he listens ... he'll empower and embolden his enemies even more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (MhYfz)

128 Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (8rNrN)

129 112 Funny because it's true.
https://twitter.com/SmallgGay/status/822473457749389313
Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 10:55 AM (XFRz1)

===================

"She just her hood at home!"
-Leftist logic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (zdM/+)

130 The ABC feed of the motorcade is awesome.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (hecJ2)

131 George Laura Bush making an appearance.

Laura Bush - now SHE was a classy first lady.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (jxbfJ)

132 Can you imagine being put on magazine covers for your looks and being told how beautiful and elegant you are for the last eight years and then having to sit near Melanie as you are being shown the door?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (Halhc)

133 W is all class.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (/tuJf)

134 Repeat comment, because there's always a new top thread immediately after I make a comment.

Day off.
Birthday.
Fried chicken, peach cobbler, Victory Festbier for lunch.
End of a wasted eight years.
Birthday hugglebunnyburgers.
There might be gifts.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (UfqKz)

135 Will Donald and Melania christen the White House tonight?

Tonight? Why do you think that Obama looked so miserable as they came out of the White House?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (mBnZE)

136 From the photo on Drudge, Michelle actually looks very well dressed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:45 AM (mBnZE)




She looks like she's wearing something from the Edith Bunker collection

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (OE2ur)

137 The first Bimbo who-will-never-be-president looks doped to the gills.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (2Mnv1)

138 Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Barry.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (J9FkY)

139 Well fox stream just pooped the bed, cspan isn't... anything working?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (+DAtP)

140 Willowed:

873 Pretty face from what I can tell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:51 AM (mbhDw)


I was referencing the one standing by the red curtain.

The one's next to the lectern look like Army.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (hLRSq)

141 So did Hillary get her pardon? I haven't seen any mention of it anywhere.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (3Liv/)

142 Hillary has been hacked by the Russians! WITH VODKA!

Posted by: SGT York at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (ITvKk)

143 Oh jeez Fox, Shemp? Really?

Posted by: Random Lurker at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (+tRIN)

144 128 Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (8rNrN)


Eh. Steam

- - Gwyneth's cooter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (mbhDw)

145 I'd take the penalty that comes with egging Hillary.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (buBai)

146
AllahaPundit had a piece yesterday about how dysfunctional the Trump Administration would be; none of the new people knew what to do, and they weren't consulting with Obama's peeps who did know how to get things done. It's going to horribly confused.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (1bQAQ)

147 Burning all the Starbucks is a good start..

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (5xuEg)

148
I'm surprised that Barry didn't bring Reggie as his escort and just come out of the closet today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (OE2ur)

149 I really wouldn't have made it through the 8 years without AOSHQ.

I would have thought I was the crazy one after a while.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (qgUJH)

150 What's with the presidential limo driving down the middle of the street. Pick a lane, buddy!

Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (O7MnT)

151 he looks like she's wearing something from the Edith Bunker collection
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (OE2ur)


Compared to her usual choice of outfits...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (mBnZE)

152 Chris Matthews says that W hugs the SC justices because they are the ones who made him President.

The bitterness is awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)

153 I still got fifty bucks that says Hillary's jacket has really long sleeves that tie in the back, just in case.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (a3sfz)

154 Will Donald and Melania christen the White House tonight?

************

They need to have the priests sprinkle holy water on it first.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (pCUr3)

155 140 I was referencing the one standing by the red curtain.

The one's next to the lectern look like Army.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (hLRSq)

No, right up front. Blue cap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (mbhDw)

156

ah, MSNBC, i am reminded of that other reputable news outlet , Bagdad Bob "there are no American troops on the ground...there are no American planes in the sky"...keep talking

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (c6/9Q)

157 Hillary, this is the last time you'll ever be at the White House. Thank God!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (L3YlV)

158 128 Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (8rNrN)

==================

We love 'em. We just don't want them controlling anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (zdM/+)

159 Darn Auto-cucumber. Melania.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (Halhc)

160 149 I really wouldn't have made it through the 8 years without AOSHQ.

I would have thought I was the crazy one after a while.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (qgUJH)

Ditto.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (WuRdh)

161 Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (8rNrN)



Yeah sure and the election proved just that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (OE2ur)

162
The Golden Boy has arrived!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (mbhDw)

163 >>MSNBC talking up how empty the streets are and how empty the Metro. They
don't mention the violent disruptors who maybe had something to do with
that.


Step 1: Anarchists chain themselves to inauguration entrances to block entry
Step 2: Report that Trump is unpopular because not a big crowd at the inauguration

Just like...

Step 1: Harass every inauguration performer w/death threats until the drop out
Step 2: Mock Trump for not getting any big names to preform at inauguration


Gonna be 4-8 long years of Heckler's Veto-generated fake news

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (NOIQH)

164 82 God...so many police.

I wish we could have our presidents out in the open without this level of security. The separation now is almost regal...and that's not really a good thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:52 AM (zdM/+)

Agreed. There's risk inherent in the office. If you're not cool with it, don't run. No servant leader should burden the taxpayer with infinite expenditures trying to impossibly reduce risk to zero in a job he actively sought.

Posted by: Dude who will never be president at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (hDDgx)

165 Oh Obama isn't going to set an alarm clock tomorrow. Must not have a tee time.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (cAnNx)

166 I think the relative emptiness in the streets and lack of Metro activity is the bureaucracy expressing its feelings about the Donald. Let's hope he returns the favor.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

167 reposted for those not on the thread last night...

The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early

That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liarsgo, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned

Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?

The host on the networks made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the blue wall
And every man knew, as Putin did too
'Twas the witch of November come fallin'

The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the results of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was exit polls
In the face of a hurricane west wing

When suppertime came, the Huma came on deck
Saying, "Madame, it's too rough to lick ya."
At eleven PM, Florida caved in
Mathews said, "Hilary, will never be President of America."

The network wired in, Republicans were comin' in
And the Obama legacys was in peril
And later that night when her EVs went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Hillary Clinton

Does anyone know where the spawn of Hell goes
When the voters turn the minutes to hours?
The analysts all say they'd have made Potomac Bay
If they'd put fifty thousand more votes behind her

They might have split Maine or they might have Ohio
They may have broke through and took Florida
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the libs and the tards and the losers

Alabama rolls, Wisconsin sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young ladies clam
The plains and south are for republicans

And farther below, Big Texas
Takes in what Californians escape her
And the winnings go as the morons all know
With the votes of November remembered

In a musty old hall in Brooklyn they prayed
In the Javitz center Cathedral
The church bell chimed 'til it rang 306 times
For each nail in the Hillary Clinton

The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (PqqkK)

168 161 Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (8rNrN)



Yeah sure and the election proved just that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (OE2ur)


Steiner will come!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (mbhDw)

169 Heh. Pulled up the Fox feed Ace linked and got a Miller High Life commercial. "Welcome to the High Life". Appropos, I think.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (uiwCw)

170 The Democratic party is held is such high esteem that . . .

. . . Hillary Clinton will never be president!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (riF5p)

171 Heh. Trump's face after turning from greeting Pelosi.

"Oh, God...that woman."

At least that's how I read it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (zdM/+)

172 Hot chick by the door

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (8b+oT)

173 Obama thinks he's still in charge. Less than an hour

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (nsB5p)

174 OATH IN 43 MINUTES

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2017 10:58 AM (sF/De)

175 141 So did Hillary get her pardon? I haven't seen any mention of it anywhere.
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (3Liv/)

I asked the question if the President has to be in the room with the Robo-Pen when it signs official documents like pardons?

Let's not jinx it BTW.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (buBai)

176
Shut up you egomaniac. G-d how insufferable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (mbhDw)

177 Kelly Anne's dress reminded me of George Washington, or some colonial era soldier. I likey.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (uFxPi)

178 omg omg I am just so happy right now

I can't believe we survived 8 years!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (Om16U)

179 T-minus 55 minutes.

Anyone wanna take bets on the first EO Trump signs today?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (WuRdh)

180 Cannot wait for President Trump!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (o38N1)

181 This could be a big deal: New report from FactCheck.net explains that the FSB THOUGHT it was meeting with a Trump envoy, but it was actually a case of mistaken identity.

Truth is stranger than fiction, I guess.

http://tinyurl.com/FactCheckReport

Posted by: Kirk Draper at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (0hlOO)

182 Biden looks like he had Botox last week.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (IgBFP)

183 Trump is wearing a giant red power tie.

Symbology people!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (8hICw)

184 The Trumps will probably need to call in Exorcist along with a cleaning service for the White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (XdfIf)

185 Oh, don't you know that handshake frosted Pelosi's hindparts sooooo bad???

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (W2wn0)

186 154 Will Donald and Melania christen the White House tonight?

************

They need to have the priests sprinkle holy water on it first.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (pCUr3)



Aren't they in Russia?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (cAnNx)

187 Ivanka look smashing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (sRFAL)

188 Is Bill wearing a drool cup?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (ZO497)

189 Hillary looks like she's nursing a wicked hangover.

-
Yeah, the other day she got invited to a party
But she stayed home instead
Just her and her pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when she drinks alone
She prefers to be by herself

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (Nwg0u)

190 177 Kelly Anne's dress reminded me of George Washington, or some colonial era soldier. I likey.

--

It has cat buttons!
so awesome

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (Om16U)

191 Hopefully the Don keeps looking around saying to himself, "man the unemployment rolls in DC are gonna be bigly!"

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (35qSM)

192 Ivanka!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (mBnZE)

193 "...they weren't consulting with Obama's peeps who did know how to get things done."


The problem was what they got done. I wouldn't ask them anything more substantial than where the lavatory was located.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (hLRSq)

194 Trent Lot, Pelosi and Paul Ryan have tight grins.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (VdICR)

195 If you experience a schadenboner lasting longer than 4 years. Contact your ACA approved physician immediately.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (L3YlV)

196 This is the day that the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (bpfzP)

197 He'll be surrounded by Republicans urging him to "let it go", to "bring everyone together".

And if he listens ... he'll empower and embolden his enemies even more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 10:56 AM (MhYfz)
------------

If Obama stays out of it, Trump should leave him be. But if he wades into the political conversation, he should get both barrels.

Though, i felt the same way when Obama would consistently blame Bush for things. Bush should have fired back. Peace requires BOTH sides stop hostilities. The other side gets a vote, to quote a famous, awesome person.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (qgUJH)

198 Ivanka looks like a Princess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (sRFAL)

199 Can't get enough of the Wreck of the Hillary Clinton!!!!

Very well done!!!

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (nQ10o)

200 Why'd they put poor Barron at the end of the line all by himself? Poor kid.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (Enq6K)

201
Dear Lord how I love my country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (mbhDw)

202 "Mein Fuhrer, Steiner is not cumming."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (XdfIf)

203 Damn those Trump women are hot

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (nsB5p)

204 No, right up front. Blue cap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (mbhDw)


Yes. Right by the lectern. Dark blue caps would be army.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (hLRSq)

205 I want to steal the clothes from the Trump women

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (bpfzP)

206 200 Why'd they put poor Barron at the end of the line all by himself? Poor kid.
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (Enq6K)

Youngest, no significant other.

'Ems the breaks.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (8hICw)

207 Ivanka looks beautiful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (IgBFP)

208
Slick Willie must be taking one look at those Trump women and seriously thinking about switching parties right on the spot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (OE2ur)

209 The single image which summed it all up for me:

Trump being saluted by a young USAF officer after being flown in to Andrews aboard one of the lesser jets in the Presidential flight.

And Trump looking that young officer in the eye and returning the salute. Correctly, proudly, straight-backed, with intent, with respect, with eye contact, and the hint of a grin. The way that Reagan had once done it

After years of Obama indifferently slouching past the Marines guarding the steps to his helicopter, barely deigning to notice them if at all, occasionally partly lifting a hand holding a double decaf vanilla soy latte in a sad parody of a salute... this is nice. This is NICE to see again. We have a Commander in Chief replacing King Putt.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (noWW6)

210 Ivanka & Tiffany both in white

looking like angels

Poor Barron looks tired.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (Om16U)

211 Wonder if TFG is thinking of that WH Correspondent dinner now? Sowing the seeds of your own destruction.

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (pMXHT)

212 Everyone who works in DC is either off or teleworking today. All government agencies and contractors were specifically told not to come into DC. And a lot of people who were planning to go to the inauguration changed their minds because of the expected violence from the tolerant left.

Posted by: Zoomie at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (69h1d)

213 165 Oh Obama isn't going to set an alarm clock tomorrow. Must not have a tee time.
_________________

This from the guy whose "work" day didn't start before 10 a.m. and ended at 4 p.m.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (riF5p)

214
Barron got told to quit stepping on his brothers shoes. Ha.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (ODxAs)

215 Poor Baron looks lost...Can't be easy for him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (sRFAL)

216 197
If Obama stays out of it, Trump should leave him be. But if he wades into the political conversation, he should get both barrels.

Though, i felt the same way when Obama would consistently blame Bush for things. Bush should have fired back. Peace requires BOTH sides stop hostilities. The other side gets a vote, to quote a famous, awesome person.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (qgUJH)


If past is prologue, Trump will be merciless on Obama the first time he opens his cake hole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (mbhDw)

217 135 Will Donald and Melania christen the White House tonight?

---

how about the limo in an hour....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (PqqkK)

218 The Democratic party is held is such high esteem that . . .



. . . Hillary Clinton will never be president!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
-----
Wait til the dems on the street figure out how bad the elitist dems screwed them over. Killed the Bernie campaign to run a lazy corrupt hag with a closet full of skeletons, and an illegal email server as they watch Obama's work destroyed.

New look at the green party for these idiots?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (8b+oT)

219 the commentators are insufferable.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (8mO0Q)

220 215 Poor Baron looks lost...Can't be easy for him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (sRFAL)

He's also in those awkward young teen years...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (8hICw)

221 Of course. This day is all about Obama.

I mean, after all, all they could talk about in 2008 on Inauguration Day was George Bush and his legacy.

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (U3LtS)

222 No pardon for Hillary, apparently.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (lJW6d)

223 So how many of Obama's current (for 52 minutes!!squirt!!!) and former Cabinet members and advisers are currently on planes heading overseas?


Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (TppKb)

224 HERE WE GO!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (lxPhc)

225 USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (XFRz1)

226 Wow...Ivanka is hot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (rF0hx)

227 Pelosi's grin is tight due to tension. If they ever lessened the tension, oh good gosh the sag would be at her ankles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (XdfIf)

228 Barky grinnin, grippin, gladhanding and polticking with everyone in the crowd.

Trump serious, focused and making his mental 'you're fired' list.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (toH8T)

229 Wasn't the yuuuge riot supposed to be marching down from NW (Conn Ave?) by now? Where are those thousands?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (C9pBZ)

230 Why the fuck are we announcing the children?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (mBnZE)

231
Yay! It's Phil!

Who are you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (mbhDw)

232 138 Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Barry.

---

if he's standing next to Michelle, he's protected

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (PqqkK)

233 It has cat buttons!
so awesome
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 10:59 AM (Om16U)

Do you have a link? I saw the dress, but, could not detect anything relative to the buttons?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (kXoT0)

234 I still got fifty bucks that says Hillary's jacket has really long sleeves that tie in the back, just in case.
Posted by: Bilwis
------------

Probably a hand-cart with straps and a goalie mask nearby, just in case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (ZO497)

235 I hope Trump tells Obama to turn-in his pen and phone ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (mt8X9)

236 Damn those Trump women are hot

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (nsB5p)


Hard not to notice that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (wCEn4)

237 the look on Hill's face as Ivanka walked by

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (b7fwp)

238 I'm a man, and thus immune to fashion, but I thought Kellyanne's outfit was kind of ludicrous.

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (pMXHT)

239 230 Why the fuck are we announcing the children?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (mBnZE)

To promote national fecundity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (mbhDw)

240
I called it. Slick Willie's jaw hit the ground when Ivanka walked down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (OE2ur)

241 Dear Ace,

I mean this with all due respect.

I don't give an inverted flying monkey fuck what MSNBC has to say - today, or any other day

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (a9n6M)

242 Wondering who will get the last post of the Zero admin and the first post of the Trump administration on AoSHQ.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (kbfqa)

243 A'men Grammie

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (5xuEg)

244 152 Chris Matthews says that W hugs the SC justices because they are the ones who made him President.

The bitterness is awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)


They forget nothing, and learn nothing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (VdICR)

245 Hi all you lurkers!
I hope you stay delurked and stick around for a while

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (lwpdV)

246 Dear Lord how I love my country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (mbhDw)
===============================

Thank you J.J. for all these many years of the countdown. I remember how happy I was when it went under 1000. Then 500. Then 100. Then today. You are such a trooper. Thank you.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (bpfzP)

247 The bitterness is awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)
--------

Why does it seem like NOONE knows that every recount, public and private, found Bush to have won in Florida?

Selected, not elected. Get bent.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (qgUJH)

248 I've never enjoyed seeing Hillary until today.

HILLARY!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (8b+oT)

249 Secret Service code names:

Trump is "Mogul."
Melania Trump is "Muse."
Pence is "Hoosier."
Karen Pence, the governor's wife, is "Hummingbird."

Obama's code name is "Renegade". I find that curiously appropriate.

Joe Biden: Paste Celtic.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (aUkRm)

250
Tillerson there in the BG.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (mbhDw)

251 I mean, after all, all they could talk about in 2008 on Inauguration Day was George Bush and his legacy.

They did throw eggs at his car, so at least he had that. Shitstains.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (XFRz1)

252 Off to pick up my angel. Oysters for lunch, champagne at my HQ. Heh....she's not going back to work, but I'll het home on-time so her family won't suspect a thing.

MAGA! MAGA, bigly, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (ZiEpX)

253 All of the dems in attendance must really hate Hillary. Schadenboner gold

Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (nN3W/)

254 Pelosi's grin is tight due to tension. If they ever lessened the tension, oh good gosh the sag would be at her ankles.

Her plastic surgeon had to take a course in suspension bridge design.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (TppKb)

255 I can't wait to compare President Trump's daily schedule with those of the soon-to-be former President. The JEF barely started his day at 10am. Maybe had 3 things scheduled each day - including lunch and golf.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (/5WQL)

256 238 I'm a man, and thus immune to fashion, but I thought Kellyanne's outfit was kind of ludicrous.
Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (pMXHT)

====================

I thought the same.

I like the reference to the Revolution, but not the execution. Felt weird.

But...I'm a dude. So my opinion doesn't matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (zdM/+)

257 re 236: Tiffany Trump is kind of odd looking to me. She reminds me of Allie on Impact Wrestling.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (b7fwp)

258 Don. Jr. keeps saying it's unbelievable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (riF5p)

259 You sure can't say Hillary has a poker face. She could barely bring herself to clap.

She must still hurt terribly!,,,,

Posted by: LadylibertarianformerlylibertarianwannabeThe at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (nQ10o)

260 Ivanka looks gorgeous.

Barron is adorable.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (kXoT0)

261 Hillary, The Most Interesting Woman In The World!

Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (XcOXh)

262 214
Barron got told to quit stepping on his brothers shoes. Ha.


===

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (Om16U)

263 >.No pardon for Hillary, apparently.


Huh...really expected some last minute pardons/policies from Obama.
Less than an hour to execute something.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

264 Meh.. I don't want to watch MSNBC or CNN tears. I want to enjoy this day without their hateful rhetoric. Even staying off FB today since all I am seeing is how much they will miss Obama, how scared they are for the future.. ad nauseum.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (zRZaJ)

265 Odds on how many media types won't be able to bring themselves to say "President Trump" and resort to Olbermann's "Mister Bush" bullshit?

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (pMXHT)

266 246 Dear Lord how I love my country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:00 AM (mbhDw)
===============================

Thank you J.J. for all these many years of the countdown. I remember how happy I was when it went under 1000. Then 500. Then 100. Then today. You are such a trooper. Thank you.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (bpfzP)


It was nothing. Really. But you are kind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (mbhDw)

267 we heard all about the letter between children of Obama, and not one mention of Ivanka, Donald Jr., Eric, Tiffany or Barron.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (8mO0Q)

268 Watching NBC, with the volume turned down too low to understand, but just loud enough to hear, so that I can look up if there is an abrupt change in tone of voice.

Background for reading Horde insights, which are vastly more entertaining and hopeful.

Posted by: Piercello at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (TOLnE)

269 God, the "advice" conversation between the Jeffersons' kids and the 1% Trump kids would be hilarious to hear.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (Halhc)

270 245 Hi all you lurkers!
I hope you stay delurked and stick around for a while

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (lwpdV)

Seconded. I was a lurker for many, many years before slowly breaking out of my lurking shell.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (WuRdh)

271 I feel sorry for brunettes today
Come to the bananapad for hugs

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (lxPhc)

272 Livestream doesn't work for me, so I went to Youtube which is streaming NBC. Right now the anchors are saying Trump's biggest mistake of the transition is that he didn't invite Hillary to lunch or something. "He had nothing to lose, so much to gain"...

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (timOb)

273 240
I called it. Slick Willie's jaw hit the ground when Ivanka walked down

--

I missed that - I was distracted by Hillary's glare

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (Om16U)

274 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:03 AM (k
He's very handsome. I think he's only 10 years old. He is very tall.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (IgBFP)

275 The good news?


Obama is going to Palm Springs. They are expecting YUGE thunderstorms and cold weather.

http://tinyurl.com/jqaesmw


Global warming bithes

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (nsB5p)

276 Sealed pardon for Hillary? Has that been done before?

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (8b+oT)

277 He's also in those awkward young teen years...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (8hICw)

He is only 10! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (sRFAL)

278 If Obama was truly beloved and popular, elected Democrats would not be at their lowest level since Reconstruction. And a former Reality Star that made endless gaffes and was a man whore would not be President.

The shitty part is, the media is never going to put these two together, and Obama will be deemed "popular" by the same people that had Hillary's chances at winning at 98%.

Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (rKQiX)

279 Seems to be a pretty full house. Must be depressing as hell for the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (/tuJf)

280 The Trump children have class. This will be a nice change of pace from the past eight years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (mBnZE)

281 265 Odds on how many media types won't be able to bring themselves to say "President Trump" and resort to Olbermann's "Mister Bush" bullshit?
Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (pMXHT)


I spent the last 8 years in front of lefties pronouncing "president" as "precedent." No one ever suspected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (mbhDw)

282 To me, Tiffany looks kind of like a non-cokewhore version of Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (pMXHT)

283 Tiffany Trump looks healthy and much better.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (buBai)

284 No joke, Hillary looks like she has to have someone tell her which way to look before she claps.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (Halhc)

285 Dear Ace,



I mean this with all due respect.



I don't give an inverted flying monkey fuck what MSNBC has to say - today, or any other day



Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (a9n6M)
==============================

Yes. Why inflict deliberate misery on yourself when you can celebrate among the friendlies? It's like going to a birthday party and seeking out drunken abusive Uncle Ed, instead of dancing with the pretty girls.

Come on. Let's be happy. We've been unhappy way too long to deny ourselves the joy of this day. Politics will still be here tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (bpfzP)

286 270 Seconded. I was a lurker for many, many years before slowly breaking out of my lurking shell.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (WuRdh)

==================

Same here, except I pretty much just read Ace's posts.

I'm glad I got into the comments.

This is fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (zdM/+)

287 You sure can't say Hillary has a poker face. She could barely bring herself to clap.

She must still hurt terribly!,,,,


Where have you gone, Torquemada.
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (TppKb)

288 Wasn't the yuuuge riot supposed to be marching down from NW (Conn Ave?) by now? Where are those thousands?
---
It can't be that progressives have overstated their public support

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (3Liv/)

289 Switching back and forth between Fox Business and CNN. CNN was just bitching non-stop about Trump and his deplorableness.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (o38N1)

290 277
He's also in those awkward young teen years...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (8hICw)



He is only 10! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (sRFAL)

A very tall 10!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (Enq6K)

291 I spent the last 8 years in front of lefties pronouncing "president" as "precedent." No one ever suspected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (mbhDw)


. . . like POWs surreptitiously giving the bird to the camera.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (mbhDw)

292 Wow...Ivanka is hot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (rF0hx)

---------

She's really statuesque. When she smiles, she must own rooms.

I think it is great to have a large family in the White House again.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (qgUJH)

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (toH8T)

294 Another female Coast Guard Officer was near the lectern.. White cap, the eagle's wings point upwards.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

295 278 If Obama was truly beloved and popular, elected Democrats would not be at their lowest level since Reconstruction. And a former Reality Star that made endless gaffes and was a man whore would not be President.

The shitty part is, the media is never going to put these two together, and Obama will be deemed "popular" by the same people that had Hillary's chances at winning at 98%.
Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (rKQiX)

====================

Let them have their delusions.

It'll help us.

Don't interfere when an enemy is making a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (zdM/+)

296 CBS stream is working. Ug.

The trump women could hurt me, if the wanted to...

'No crowds' huh?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (+DAtP)

297 Will be happy to no longer hear about DOCTOR Jill Biden.
Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (NOIQH)

298 'Look, you either have to order something or you have to leave.' - Waitress at Fapplebee's to the NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (ZiEpX)

299 Odds on how many media types won't be able to bring themselves to say
"President Trump" and resort to Olbermann's "Mister Bush" bullshit?

***

Sucker bet, but who cares? The MFM are no longer relevant.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (UWriB)

300 Speaking of odds, the odds are better that Hillary shits herself than they are that Hillary will ever be President of the United States.

#math

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (pUDQf)

301 So glad that HRC washed her hair and wore some makeup. She looks good. Bill, not so much.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (TmVQX)

302 Joseph Biden issues last minute pardon to Lex Luthor, says he's misunderstood...

Posted by: SGT York at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (ITvKk)

303 289 Switching back and forth between Fox Business and CNN. CNN was just bitching non-stop about Trump and his deplorableness.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (o38N1)


Pro Tip to the MFM and Left:

What is the first rule of holes?

They won't listen, and so there's that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (mbhDw)

304 Barky grinnin, grippin, gladhanding and polticking with everyone in the crowd
----------

Some would say, "shucking and jiving", but that would be horribly, horribly, wrong, and I would never even think such a thing, let alone say it.

I condemn those that say it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (ZO497)

305 "It's not something Obama ever wanted to do, to send those troops back to Iraq."

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (Halhc)

306
Hillary just reached in her purse. I think she grabbed a flask

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (OE2ur)

307 Today is my birthday. This is the most interesting president I've ever gotten for my birthday.

Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (xVuS6)

308 scuse me

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (toH8T)

309 286 270 Seconded. I was a lurker for many, many years before slowly breaking out of my lurking shell.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:04 AM (WuRdh)

==================

Same here, except I pretty much just read Ace's posts.

I'm glad I got into the comments.

This is fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (zdM/+)

Amen! Now if I can only learn what #twoweeks means and figure out where to get my patented AoSHQ tshirt..

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (WuRdh)

310 Disappointed that Ivanka is in a pantsuit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (vg8iE)

311 276
Sealed pardon for Hillary? Has that been done before?


Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (8b+oT)

Can't be done. Must be published before noon, or it is not valid

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (nsB5p)

312 Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:05 AM (nsB5p)
It's pouring where I am right now and it's supposed to rain until Tuesday. I hope it rains in the desert the whole time he's there.
I hope it rains so much they don't allow carts at all, not just carts on paths.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (IgBFP)

313 Barron looks so much like a young Donald.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (4ErVI)

314 It can't be that progressives have overstated their public support

***

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (UWriB)

315 291. Hawaiian good luck sign.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (ZiEpX)

316 Happy Birthday Emmie!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)

317 309
Amen! Now if I can only learn what #twoweeks means and figure out where to get my patented AoSHQ tshirt..
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (WuRdh)

=================

I'm still hoping for the premium membership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (zdM/+)

318 Slick Willie's jaw hit the ground when Ivanka walked down


The rest of the time he was chewing his tongue.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (hJamr)

319
Best coverage is C-SPAN. No commentary at all and all sorts of good camera angles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (mbhDw)

320 W has a farmer tan on his face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (IgBFP)

321 Awww. Big Happy Birthday, Emmie!!!
This is a bday you will never forget. How cool is that?
Celebrate bigly!

Posted by: L, Elle at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (lwpdV)

322 Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem.

By America-haters, sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (zc3Db)

323 Barron is the spitting image of his dad.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (toH8T)

324 I want to see Hillary seizure right after Trump is sworn in.

It would be better than fireworks.

Spitting foam in the air.

Yuuge.

Fabulous.


Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)

325 I've got to keep moving slightly, rocking back and forth...

Oh why do they have to do this so early, when I'm outside the window of effectiveness for my regular levodopa treatment...

What if I faceplant? Can I use the 'dehydration' excuse? Can I say I'm still getting over pneumonia?

God, I'm so hungover...

Did the lawyers finally receive my pardon from TFG?

Why do I have stand next to W? This is so humiliating...

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (hA1V+)

326 318 Slick Willie's jaw hit the ground when Ivanka walked down


The rest of the time he was chewing his tongue.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (hJamr)

===================

It's his tell. It's how you know that he's thinking of underage girls on an island.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (zdM/+)

327
What the hell could Dubya and Oma be talking about?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (mbhDw)

328 soon i can sing

na na nah na
na na nah na
hey hey goodbye

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (iNVwI)

329 W next to Hillary. I'm sure she just loves that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (WuRdh)

330 Bergdahl not pardoned!!
BSG record continues!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (lxPhc)

331 By America-haters, sure.

Foreign *and* domestic.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (XFRz1)

332 45 minutes!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (xkaSw)

333 Hillary is not happy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (4ErVI)

334 My Family from Israel just called to ask how happy I am!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (sRFAL)

335 Hillary would rather talk to W than to Bill.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (xVRrG)

336 Do you have a link? I saw the dress, but, could not detect anything relative to the buttons?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:02 AM (kXoT0)

https://twitter.com/MthrTucker/status/822473898499444738

it is Gucci

https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/822466338698493953

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (Om16U)

337 Moochelle looks bummed.


Adios Bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (voOPb)

338 Hey Bill!! Remember when you were jumping up and down like a schoolgirl on Election Night?

How you feeling now?

don't tell me, I don't fucking care--CAUSE THAT FAB WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (hecJ2)

339 Michelle doesn't have a pokerface, either.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

340 No open flames near me!

Posted by: Distillery Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (bc2Lc)

341 324
I want to see Hillary seizure right after Trump is sworn in.

It would be better than fireworks.

Spitting foam in the air.

Yuuge.

Fabulous.




Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)

Speaking of fireworks, think FAB still has the ones she bought for her coronation? Think she'll sell them now for 10 cents on the dollar?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (jxbfJ)

342 Oma? Who's the grandmother?

Mrs. Robinson?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (XdfIf)

343 222 No pardon for Hillary, apparently.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2017 11:01 AM (lJW6d)

Probably one of the reasons why she looks like she's drugged to the gills. Elsewhere up in Manhattan, Preet Bharara is laughing like a hyena and warming up indictments.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

344
Though, i felt the same way when Obama would consistently blame Bush for things. Bush should have fired back. Peace requires BOTH sides stop hostilities. The other side gets a vote, to quote a famous, awesome person."

Agree. Peace would be better, but... Bush tried to be above the fray, seeming to feel it was non-Presidential to lash back. It ultimately hurt him, fairly or unfairly.

I don't think Trump will have that problem.

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (U3LtS)

345 Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (xVuS6)
Happy Birthday Emmie, what a wonderful gift for you!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (IgBFP)

346 Wait, there's a massive protest coming down Connecticut at Cathedral...
Oh, it's 2 GM cars and what looks like a VW.


Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (C9pBZ)

347
Who's that ugly black dame in the pimp coat? Oh. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (mbhDw)

348
Oh, well CBS has to talk about the small crowd.

Every time I see hillary I start laughing maniacally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (ODxAs)

349
Michelle:

Superfy called. He wants his coat back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (mbhDw)

350 mooch walking up. Sullen and unfriendly.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (xVRrG)

351 How many Muppets were killed to make Mrs. Obama's coat?

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (XFRz1)

352 Happy birthday Emmie!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (mBnZE)

353 That dook I busted off this morning deserves higher esteem than TGF.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (QM5S2)

354 So glad that HRC washed her hair and wore some makeup. She looks good. Bill, not so much.
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (TmVQX)
-----

I'm convinced Bill has a wasting disease. Something is seriously wrong with the way he looks the last few years.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (qgUJH)

355 Jared + Ivanka = Jivanka

new glamor/power couple

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (Om16U)

356 Barron got told to quit stepping on his brothers shoes. Ha.

-
He is the second least mature male there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (Nwg0u)

357 Michelle looks absolutely miserable. More than Hillary.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (hdpay)

358 I bet Michael has batteries in her carpet pocket to throw when Trump arrives.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (Halhc)

359 Michelle doesn't have a pokerface, either.

You have to practice being gracious... you can't just wake up one day and turn it on.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (OVUYQ)

360 About Hillary's meds

I'd say an Oxy Meth speedball

Oxy for the pain. Meth to keep her upright. Got to be careful that the meth doesn't wear out too fast. Just ask John Belishi

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (mvHey)

361 342 Oma? Who's the grandmother?

Mrs. Robinson?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (XdfIf)


Hillary. My nickname for her was Oma Panzersuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (mbhDw)

362 The first Bimbo who-will-never-be-president looks doped to the gills.
---

Yeah, I expected that.

To be honest, this would be a difficult position for anyone.

Then add in the fact that I suspect she's a drunken psycho, and that translates into a LOT of psychotropic drugs to keep her from pushing Trump out of the way during the oath of office and screaming "It's MY turn. I deserve this!"

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (J5mC3)

363 Can't be done. Must be published before noon, or it is not valid
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (nsB5p)

Doesn't have to be published, just delivered.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (hA1V+)

364 I cannot for the life of me figure out why some of you are watching ANY other channel than FBN (unless you don't get FBN). Why punish yourself? Enjoy the day!

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (Enq6K)

365 Police tackle and arrest guy at one of the security checkpoints.

Crowd yells "Lock him up. Send him to Gitmo"

The goes back to "USA .. USA .."

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

366 Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)
I would die, (spoken in a CA valley girl accent)

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (IgBFP)

367 Why the fuck is Bernie Sanders there? Did they need a rambling old loon to fill a seat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (pUDQf)

368 Hillary is not happy.




She could have been if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (xkaSw)

369 Speaking of fireworks, think FAB still has the ones
she bought for her coronation? Think she'll sell them now for 10 cents
on the dollar?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Bet they left a nice unused balloon drop too.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (8b+oT)

370 310 Disappointed that Ivanka is in a pantsuit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 11:07 AM (vg8i

She is a feminist. Never forget this.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (buBai)

371 Google is eating a plate of turds. no doodle, just a grudging link "watch the Presidential Inauguration ceremony"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (ihB6X)

372
Mooch looks like a cranberry muffin

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (toH8T)

373 The best part of the Age of Trump ... people self identify

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

374
Wow, what a pair. Inhofe an Bernie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (mbhDw)

375 The folks at NBC are pinning all their hopes on Chuck Schumer to hold Donald Trump at bay.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (JBggj)

376 Ha. Michelle is PISSED.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Halhc)

377 Mooch's coat is nice actually, you meanies.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Om16U)

378 and it sounds exactly like horse walking clip clop clip clop

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (xVRrG)

379 Did anyone else notice that the CIA leaked to the NY Slime a story TODAY about investigating cables to Trumps old campaign manager?



Story is six months old, BUT the Slime ran it this morning.



ASSHOLES

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (nsB5p)

380 >>Oh, well CBS has to talk about the small crowd.

Yea, it's shocking that after months of hammering Trump as a joke and liberal politicians calling him illegitimate and refusing to show up for the inauguration it's shocking that we don't see overflow crowds.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (/tuJf)

381 Why is Paul Pelosi in this? Serious question, he's the consort of a former leader...

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (XFRz1)

382 Why the fuck is Paul Pelosi escorting Jill and Michelle?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

383 And Bernie Sanders looking like he's getting a colonoscopy with a Roto Rooter.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

384 Mooch looks very not-happy, doesn't she? I mean, more than usual.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (W2wn0)

385 377 Mooch's coat is nice actually, you meanies.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Om16U)


Secondhand from some dude named Lemonjello.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (mbhDw)

386 Shut up, Shep.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (8b+oT)

387 Michelle pretending to be besties with Hillary!.


Yeah. Right.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (qgUJH)

388 I see that Moochelle is wearing her usual bitch resting face.

I'm watching CSPAN too..not the fake news commentary.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (TdCQk)

389 Oh man! Anyone catch the look Hillary just gave Michelle!?

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Enq6K)

390 Looks like Hillary's pills are kicking in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (4ErVI)

391 The Democratic party is held is such high esteem that . . .



. . . Hillary Clinton will never be president!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
-----
Wait til the dems on the street figure out how bad the elitist dems screwed them over. Killed the Bernie campaign to run a lazy corrupt hag with a closet full of skeletons, and an illegal email server as they watch Obama's work destroyed.

New look at the green party for these idiots?


Posted by: Dang
****

My brother joined them when they threw Hillary under the bus for Obama.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (uhftQ)

392 Darth Warcock in a grey Stetson over W's shoulder.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (xkaSw)

393 377
Mooch's coat is nice actually, you meanies.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Om16U)

Amazing what you can do with old rugs

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (nsB5p)

394 383 And Bernie Sanders looking like he's getting a colonoscopy with a Roto Rooter.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

Baald, as we say in Yiddish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (mbhDw)

395 I'm so glad I have Dr. Jill Biden near, in case I do have a seizure...

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (hA1V+)

396 Oh it's starting ! Here we go ! Wake up everybody - the nightmare is coming to an end.


Happy days are here again. We can be full of cheer again!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (bpfzP)

397 Hillary looks drugged.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (8b+oT)

398 Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (Enq6K)
That's what I'm watching.
Just for the record it's a little over 8 am here and I'm on my 3rd glass a champs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (IgBFP)

399 I hope I can find a shot of Michael when she walks out the door into the light. So pissed.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (Halhc)

400
To be honest, this would be a difficult position for anyone.


Yeah, but it's easier when you have a lifetime of accomplishments, loving family and friends, and good memories, all to shape your identity. When your entire life has been spent in pursuit of this one moment, only to see it slip away...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (mBnZE)

401 GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY DAYS AHEAD HORDE!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (4b0RA)

402 Mooch's coat is nice actually"

Yes, it is.


Much like my Grandmother's old Montgomery Wards sofa...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (C9pBZ)

403 NPR is reporting that guys in Black are going down the streets, breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray.

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (e8kgV)

404 Anybody else remember Ace's Michelle as Klingon video from 2008? I cracked a rib laughing.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (o38N1)

405 Oh Happy Day!!!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (Ftuf+)

406 These assholes have to know cameras are on them from everywhere....you'd think they'd try to be aware of their facial expressions.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (vg8iE)

407 carter. stupid fuck.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (c6/9Q)

408 The nice thing about MSNBC is there no shortage of dicks in that big old bag of dicks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (voOPb)

409
Michelle has the smirk which is so off-putting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (mbhDw)

410 367 Why the fuck is Bernie Sanders there? Did they need a rambling old loon to fill a seat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:11 AM (pUDQf)

================

Um...he's a senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (zdM/+)

411 https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/822466338698493953
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (Om16U)

Thanks. They are LION's head buttons, which would make sense for a uniform look.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (kXoT0)

412 >>Mooch looks like a cranberry muffin


Red velvet cake, her favorite.
I think she looks good - was expecting black because: in mourning. Could have been much worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (NOIQH)

413 It's like a funeral, no one speaks ill of the departing host.

Posted by: obsidian at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (ARK2U)

414 Mooch looks very not-happy, doesn't she? I mean, more than usual.
---

She is a bitter angry hateful woman.

And now, she has to sit with Melania.

Like putting a drowned rat next to a peacock.

Of course she's going to be not happy.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (J5mC3)

415 I thought Krauthammer's point just now about how we take peaceful transfers of power for granted was a nice touch. Thank goodness we stopped the degeneracy before it came to Gambia-style politics.

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (IKdzI)

416 Pro Tip to the MFM and Left:

What is the first rule of holes?

They won't listen, and so there's that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:06 AM (mbhDw)

========================

Is that how the saying goes? We always thought it was The first rule of A-holes is to keep digging ...

Posted by: the MFM and Left at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (mt8X9)

417 319
Best coverage is C-SPAN. No commentary at all and all sorts of good camera angles.

that's where i ended up. Sky news wouldn't work for me

YAY. I pray for safety for our next President and his family

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (8mO0Q)

418 The folks at NBC are pinning all their hopes on Chuck Schumer to hold Donald Trump at bay.

Chuck Schumer. Bay. Some assembly required.

Cement overshoes optional.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (TppKb)

419 I wish Neil Cavuto would stop talking.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (bpfzP)

420 That's what I am tuned to J.J.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (zRZaJ)

421 Bill Clinton looks like he knows everyone thinks "intern blow job" when they see him.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (8b+oT)

422 wow. Mooch shook no one's hand. No contact. Sullen, unfriendly and linebacker shoulders is no way to go through life.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (xVRrG)

423 I like Michelle's coat. Jill Biden's pink dress is jarring. That's the extent of my fashion judgement.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (hJamr)

424 Though, i felt the same way when Obama would consistently blame Bush for things. Bush should have fired back. Peace requires BOTH sides stop hostilities. The other side gets a vote, to quote a famous, awesome person."

Agree. Peace would be better, but... Bush tried to be above the fray, seeming to feel it was non-Presidential to lash back. It ultimately hurt him, fairly or unfairly.

I don't think Trump will have that problem.
Posted by: RM
______


One of the biggest mistakes Bush made was not properly blaming the Clintons for 9/11 and actually letting Democrats scapegoat Bush.

And then having caught Sandy Berger stealing documents to conceal their mistakes, still crickets from the Bush Administration.

Trump will not make that mistake.

Posted by: Maritime at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (rKQiX)

425 Man, the looks of SADZ on the Dems faces warms my heart so much it could melt the nitrogen ice on Pluto from here.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (hecJ2)

426
403 NPR is reporting that guys in Black are going down the streets, breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray.


Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (e8kgV)

I think they need lead, lead poisoning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (voOPb)

427 403 NPR is reporting that guys in Black are going down the streets, breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray.
Posted by: Obama For-ks America at January 20, 2017 11:13 AM (e8kgV)


They should respond with live rounds. You will see hammers drop like rain . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (mbhDw)

428 Ah thanks Sefton. Oma Panzersuit in Mao-grau ja?

I need to step away and do things. Like get ready for work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (XdfIf)

429 The terminally clueless progressive, Sally Kohn, is suddenly a big fan of limited government! Yay Sally!

This x 324,000,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally Kohn added,
Audra McDonald @AudraEqualityMc
Remember, tomorrow we are not crowning a king, or bowing down to a dictator. Tomorrow our new employee starts his temp job. We're the boss.


Some of the replies she's getting are worth reading:

https://twitter.com/sallykohn/status/822427753307848704

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (aUkRm)

430
Wanna take bets that they won't show the parade, but will follow obummer to the airport?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (ODxAs)

431 OK Ladies,
Someone didn't blend Michelle's contour line on her cheeks.
They hate her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (IgBFP)

432 What the hell could Dubya and Oma be talking about?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

Trading Jimmy Carter jokes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (ZO497)

433 421 Bill Clinton looks like he knows everyone thinks "intern blow job" when they see him.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (8b+oT)

And wears that like a badge of honor.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (8hICw)

434 Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem.
_________________

Yeah, it's why Hillary won.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (riF5p)

435 I bet that Marine Captain is sporting a boner.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (uiwCw)

436 Michelle looks absolutely miserable. More than Hillary.

-
Melania looks regal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)

437 Um...he's a senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (zdM/+)

Is that what you call him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (pUDQf)

438 HOT!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (8b+oT)

439
Wolf Whistle!

Although, with all due respect, she does sort of remind me of Lady Penelope from "Thunderbirds." In a good way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (mbhDw)

440 Oh, well CBS has to talk about the small crowd.

Every time I see hillary I start laughing maniacally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (ODxAs)


The small crowd of protestors? Because the widescreen view of the actual inauguration viewers seems quite large.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (wCEn4)

441 SHut the heck up and watch what is happening, I don't care about what might be in Obama's letter

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (bpfzP)

442 NPR is reporting"

So no news, then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (C9pBZ)

443 Melania is so regal. Wow.

Lucky escort there

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (Om16U)

444 One lucky Soldier with Melania

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (sRFAL)

445
Melania looks nervous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (ODxAs)

446 fap

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

447 Wow. Melania just glides around. Exudes class. But in an approachable way. Impressive.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (eytER)

448 new tactic. police video all actions. videographer lets police on the line know when they have recorded an act of violence from a protester, allowing that protester to be TAKEN DOWN. If they are masked, taken down with as much violence as required. hit back twice as hard. lesson from the prior community organizer in chief.
thugs respect nothing but getting their but whipped.

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (fJQAI)

449 Of course, the Marines get lucky!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (mbhDw)

450 Melania looks ridiculously classy

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (35qSM)

451 Melania look gorg. The color brings out her eyes. Love the gloves.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (IgBFP)

452 Mooch's coat is nice actually, you meanies.

She killed Elmo's whole village.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (XFRz1)

453 413 It's like a funeral, no one speaks ill of the departing host.

Posted by: obsidian at January 20, 2017 11:14 AM (ARK2U)

======================

Wait, isn't an O'Bama funeral supposed to be a celebration ...

Posted by: The Irish at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (mt8X9)

454 Melania looks regal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)

GMTA

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (Om16U)

455 Melania looks regal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-----
Can she be HAWT and classy at the same time?

YES!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (8b+oT)

456 Not a fan of W the POTUS. Definately not a fan of that deceitful compassionate conservativism bullshit

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (buBai)

457 grammie! Melania has her hair in a French twist! She was listening to us!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (sBOL1)

458 I wonder what Valerie Jarrett wrote in "Obama's" letter to Trump?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (cAnNx)

459 >>NPR is reporting that guys in Black are going down the streets, breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray.

Video:
https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/822471783756525573

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (NOIQH)

460 Re:. Michelle Obama

Her coat is nice but looks like off the rack from Target. She really isn't unattractive when she smiles. She is not beautiful or classy but not hideous when she smiles.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (yTnCT)

461 Hillary looks positively radiant

Incidentally, the radioactive decay of carbon-14 is exponential with a half-life of 5,730 years.

Posted by: ed gibbon at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (jv7wA)

462 Why do they think we care what they say? Shut the hell up

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (bpfzP)

463 Melania looks awesome. Kind of has a Jackie Kennedy vibe to her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (mBnZE)

464 Ms Shyning insists on watching it on ABC so we have Martha and Georgie trying their best to poop little turds here and there to dis the event.

With no cable and an antenna only, we can only choose between ABC, NBC, and PBS, so I guess this is it.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (U6f54)

465 Mrs. Pence looks lovely today.

I have to disagree with everyone about Mooch's dress. I think it's MEH at best.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (kXoT0)

466 Melania looks nervous.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (ODxAs)

I don't think she is nervous, but would have been fine just being a regular billionaire's wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (sRFAL)

467 436 Michelle looks absolutely miserable. More than Hillary.

-
Melania looks regal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)


Melania = Chivas
Mooch = shivers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (mbhDw)

468 Today would have been my parents' 56th wedding anniversary. They eloped on the day JFK was inaugurated.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (W2wn0)

469 With the basic cable here at work, my channel choices are CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, and WGN. With the mute on, they're pretty much all the same. No way could I listen to this crap, and I'm supposed to be working anyway.

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (eAZVt)

470 Uhhhhhhhh! Ohhhh, uhhhhh, lawdy, uhhhhh!

Posted by: Guy Who Cannot Stop Splooging at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (0x/TW)

471
Remember, tomorrow we are not crowning a king, or bowing down to a
dictator. Tomorrow our new employee starts his temp job. We're the boss.

===

Yep. Just like she said in 2008 and 2012

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (toH8T)

472 And Bernie Sanders looking like he's getting a colonoscopy with a Roto Rooter.

Sorry, Jill Stein got the recount scam money and got to call in a plumber. Bernie had to rent his own power auger at Home Depot.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (TppKb)

473 Holy crap. I'll take two Melania's to go, please.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (Halhc)

474 "Will be happy to no longer hear about DOCTOR Jill Biden. Geez."

If I ran the zoo, nonsensical pseudo-fields such as "educational administration" would no longer have doctoral programs associated with them.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (noWW6)

475 Soldier escorting Melania looks smug. LOL.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (Om16U)

476 Man that women is smokin hot. She reminds me of Audrey Hepburn.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (pUDQf)

477 Listening to Chris Plante show right now. He lives and broadcasts out of the DC area, he says that there have been mobs and rioting and the press is completely silent about it.

I haven't seen anything on the conservative sphere either, though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (2mC6G)

478 MSNBC still getting digs in at GW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (voOPb)

479 Melania looks like a badass.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (OVUYQ)

480 Makes Jackie O look drab

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (nsB5p)

481 We are minutes away from having adults in charge again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (4ErVI)

482 Melania looks awesome. Kind of has a Jackie Kennedy vibe to her.




Above & beyond.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (xkaSw)

483 465 Mrs. Pence looks lovely today.

I have to disagree with everyone about Mooch's dress. I think it's MEH at best.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (kXoT0)


I hate it. From the Huggy Bear collection, no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)

484 Lucky young Marine officer got to escort Melania in.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

485 Ms Trump looking terrific.

Is it true that Mooch was an asshole when the four were together earlier and for the limo ride over?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (U6f54)

486 I heard on the radio that Hillary is wearing surrender white.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (sBOL1)

487 Hey, she walks like a model or somethin.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (gTQoY)

488
F'ing Pelosi wearing a childish political button.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (ODxAs)

489 They might as well have hired Joe Buck. This guy on FBN has diarrhea of the mouth.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (bpfzP)

490 Hillary would rather talk to W than to Bill.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:09 AM (xVRrG)




I doubt that Slick cares. He's staring at the Trump women and doing what that guy did by the San Diego Cheerleaders

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (OE2ur)

491
Four of the most horrendous bastards ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)

492 Nice fake smile Nancy.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (zRZaJ)

493 Dayum! It's like when I wanted to be French when Sarkozy was president.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (8b+oT)

494 I thought Krauthammer's point just now about how we take peaceful transfers of power for granted was a nice touch. Thank goodness we stopped the degeneracy before it came to Gambia-style politics.
Posted by: T


The wishes of the Left, not withstanding.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (RFeQD)

495 471
Remember, tomorrow we are not crowning a king, or bowing down to a
dictator. Tomorrow our new employee starts his temp job. We're the boss.

===

Yep. Just like she said in 2008 and 2012
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (toH8T)

====================

"Yay! Obama's gonna use a pen and phone!"
-Sally Kohn, 2014

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (zdM/+)

496 Nancy Pelosi with her purse.... She looks like the crazy grandma at Cracker Barrel that stuffs all of the extra crackers and leftovers into her purse...

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (/5WQL)

497 Barron 2036!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (4b0RA)

498 I can't make out what Pelosi's pin says.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (8hICw)

499 Barron really is huge for his age. My son is only a little over a year younger but looks like 5 years younger in comparison.

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (pMXHT)

500 Mrs. Pelosi looks like an advertisement for a Halloween fright house.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (XFRz1)

501 Michelle:

Superfy called. He wants his coat back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:10 AM (mbhDw)



She's hideous to the end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (OE2ur)

502 >>new tactic. police video all actions. videographer lets police on the
line know when they have recorded an act of violence from a protester,
allowing that protester to be TAKEN DOWN.


ACLU harassed DC police into having police turn OFF body cams unless they are reacting to something. This is to protect "free speech."

Unbelievable, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (NOIQH)

503 491


Four of the most horrendous bastards ever.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)

Just thinking the same thing. If those four ran down their momma's leg, the world would have been a better place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (pUDQf)

504 474 "Will be happy to no longer hear about DOCTOR Jill Biden. Geez."

If I ran the zoo, nonsensical pseudo-fields such as "educational administration" would no longer have doctoral programs associated with them.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (noWW6)

Which, doctor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (mbhDw)

505 Soldier escorting Melania looks smug. LOL.
Posted by: @votermom @vm




Wouldn't you?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (xkaSw)

506 F'ing Pelosi wearing a childish political button.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk
-----
Trashy.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (8b+oT)

507 breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray."

Looks to be what, 40, maybe 50 "protesters" tops?

Yawn. Let me know when it hits 100...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (C9pBZ)

508 Love Melanias gloves and outfits...
I need to get me some and try to emulate that style...gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (gcme+)

509 492 Nice fake smile Nancy.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (zRZaJ)

No, no, that's her real smile. All that botox makes you look fake.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (8hICw)

510 NPR is reporting that guys in Black are going down the streets, breaking glass windows using hammers.
Police respond with pepper spray.

-
I'd prefer they respond by spraying lead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (Nwg0u)

511 What a good looking family.

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (nsB5p)

512 Pelosi looks more and more like the Joker ever day.

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:18 AM (pMXHT)

513 Melanie sure does love her son, doesn't she?

Good to see that.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (W2wn0)

514 Here's what the blue buttons are about in case you missed it earlier....


The
blue buttons say #protectourcare. That's a Twitter hashtag that some

advocacy groups have been using to rally support for the law. House

Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi has asked Democrats to show solidarity at the swearing-in and wear the buttons.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

515 Joe, before we go out there how bout let's pop into the men's room and light up a quick doobie?

Hey, it's legal now!

Posted by: Barry at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (hA1V+)

516 For the last time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

517 I can't make out what Pelosi's pin says.

It's some bullshit about "don't take away my healthcare". Can't go an hour without politics.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (XFRz1)

518 Yes, ABC, he's going to undo it all because 1) the big legislative stuff was strictly partisan, all failures, and costing trillions, and 2) executive orders work that way.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (Halhc)

519 Who cares about your daughter, Stuart

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (bpfzP)

520
WOO HOO!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (mZGNr)

521
HAIL!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (mbhDw)

522 The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (0LQ4f)

523 Watching One America News! If you are lucky enough to have access, they are the best imo. I do like Lou on FBN. Melania looks amazing; what a fabulous, beautiful color. In fairness, Michelle's outfit is also a great color.

UVerse offers One America News in basic package.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (RHjCR)

524 Barron 2036!
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Baron 2020 would do a better job than Obama.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (8b+oT)

525 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)
Well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (IgBFP)

526 Thank you for the birthday wishes.

I am somewha surprised by my elation today. I normally don't base much of my happiness on political events. But the last 8 years have been sorrowful, watching freedom, truth, goodness, and rationality get trampled. I can't help but hope that a corner has been turned.

I really think Trump has the power to crush the enemy of the people, the FNM, and that this is the first step toward truth and freedom.

Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (xVuS6)

527 Pelosi wearing a campaign button?


No class to the end

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (nsB5p)

528
I have no clue about fashion.

Painted exteriors are a dime a dozen.

Beauty is as beauty does.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (toH8T)

529 514 Here's what the blue buttons are about in case you missed it earlier....


The
blue buttons say #protectourcare. That's a Twitter hashtag that some

advocacy groups have been using to rally support for the law. House

Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi has asked Democrats to show solidarity at the swearing-in and wear the buttons.
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

======================

Dammit. Why did they give up #MakeAmericaSickAgain?

That was gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (zdM/+)

530 I can't hear the voice over. Who is the blonde who came in with Mooch?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (f4Woz)

531 458 I wonder what Valerie Jarrett wrote in "Obama's" letter to Trump?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (cAnNx)

======================

It'll be YOUR fault when Iran nukes DC and NYC ...

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (mt8X9)

532
Bye bye Barry you sodomite, America hating commie POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (OE2ur)

533 Its a smaller audience than last because a bunch of assholes are throwing a hissy fit.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (E54Jq)

534
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (mZGNr)

535 Awful awful jerks responsible for so many crimes against our nation

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (35qSM)

536 Applause and no boos. - Because we're better than that.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (dDOWg)

537 Fuckie Chuckie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (sRFAL)

538 RECOUNT!!!

Posted by: $Jill Stein$ at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (nN3W/)

539 Lots of clapping on the podium/platform for Obama. No sound from the crowd on the Mall.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (timOb)

540 Did they swear Hillary in yet?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (xVRrG)

541
Dan Quayle. Nice guy. Too bad Perot fucked things up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (mbhDw)

542 Ha! Did Tiffany snub Barry??

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

543 Look, the JV team.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (2Mnv1)

544 Huh. All this time we've been calling him Chuckie, I never knew his real name was Chuckie.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (XFRz1)

545 It's an Inauguration miracle!!!

I hit the tab for this site by mistake - and - Voilà! Unblocked!

The Donald - what can't he do?

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (nNdYv)

546

No, no I do not like the obamas or clintons any more today than I did yesterday. They're still Rotten People.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (mZGNr)

547 Well - his eyes look kind of vacant, but Obama is at least making an effort to be gracious. Good for him.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (OVUYQ)

548 Looks like W is keeping everyone giggling

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (1dDS6)

549 "I think we're going to be okay." -Barry Obama

But your legacy is FUCKED!

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (8b+oT)

550 They say Obama's inauguration had the largest turn out but , of course it did: DC is in the bag for the Left and so are most of the people within 50 miles.

Nobody had to travel to get to that one.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (qgUJH)

551 Chanting Trump?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (4b0RA)

552 Crowd getting rowdy!!


Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (nsB5p)

553 Someone explain all the cream coats and plaid scarves, please.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (Halhc)

554 Pelosi wearing a campaign button?

Is she? I'm wondering what that is myself.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (J9FkY)

555 what are they chanting?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (sRFAL)

556 "Will be happy to no longer hear about DOCTOR Jill Biden. Geez."

If I ran the zoo, nonsensical pseudo-fields such as "educational administration" would no longer have doctoral programs associated with them.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:16 AM (noWW6)

Which, doctor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Shaman you!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (9krrF)

557 Crowd chanting "Trump"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (Om16U)

558 No wonder it's taking so long. Trump is being led in by a turtle.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (cAnNx)

559 I'm proud to say that in eight years, I listened to exactly ONE Obama speech.

When Bin Laden was killed.

The rest of the time, I turned off any source of his voice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (pUDQf)

560 Ha. Michelle scowling as her husband walks down the steps.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (Halhc)

561 Obama works the dais crowd.

The rest of the crowd chants "Trump, Trump, Trump"

Love. It.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (3Liv/)

562 I can't hear the voice over. Who is the blonde who came in with Mooch?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (f4Woz)
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I think Mrs. Biden

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (bpfzP)

563 Bill watching Barry: "I still say that mope should be bringing me coffee . . . ."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (riF5p)

564
The cries of "Trump" must be eating SCOAMF and Hillary alive!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (mbhDw)

565 Where's Pence? Taking a leak?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (lxPhc)

566 they are yelling for Trump, Trump Trump

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (8mO0Q)

567

There's our New President....with his 5-foot long tie.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (mZGNr)

568 553 Someone explain all the cream coats and plaid scarves, please.
Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:21 AM (Halhc)

===================

They are for keeping warm in cold weather.

You're welcome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (zdM/+)

569 Trump looking stonefaced.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (hdpay)

570 Fucking Stephanopolous cannot stop making this about Obama.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (U6f54)

571 Which SCOTUS justice is that wearing the fez?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (timOb)

572 Trump looks really serious.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (Om16U)

573 This myth meme about No Scandals is really pissing me off.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (jGgVe)

574
Kevin McCarthy can go screw off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (mbhDw)

575
So did the obama girls just skip it or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (ODxAs)

576 Is this still a fashion blog? Trump's tie is about six inches too long.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (OVUYQ)

577 Trump Trump Trump

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (xVRrG)

578 He's got his game face on.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (0tfLf)

579 Would love to see President Trump clothesline Obama
ala WWF.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (xkaSw)

580 Why do Ryan and McConnell look like they're off to their own funeral?

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (W2wn0)

581 Dammit. Why did they give up #MakeAmericaSickAgain?

That was gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (zdM/+)

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I enjoyed Scott Adams' response to that piece of TERRIBLE persuasion.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (qgUJH)

582 thank God I lived long enough to see this


after 8 years of Of*ckbama. we get a mensch as President

Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (ihtYN)

583 Did Barry snub Billy Jeff and not shake his hand?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (RFeQD)

584 Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem.

Yeah, that's why most of the state governors are Republican and state houses becoming more so with every election.

Good lord, what a clueless twit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (aUkRm)

585 Is Trump crying?

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (tewYv)

586 In a fair and just world these media liars would be hauled off to prison for inciting these riots and violence.

People will die and have died due to these pieces of shit.

Bring back REAL journalism. The 5w's and nothing more.

Posted by: groovemetal at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (GZSAO)

587 Hillary looks more like Helen Thomas everyday!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (DaNJZ)

588 trump looks like he came to kick ass and take names.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (xVRrG)

589 Only a half an hour to go! Will it be Trumpmas or Trump-o-ween?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (MZcWR)

590 Just when my schadenboner goes down, my freedomboner goes up. I can't catch a break.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (VdICR)

591 Here he is!

Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (7HtZB)

592 571
Which SCOTUS justice is that wearing the fez?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (timOb)
That's the formal hat they wear.

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (nsB5p)

593
Hello indeed, that was great!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (mbhDw)

594 I love that he just looked at the CSpan camera and said hello

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (35qSM)

595
These fuckwits in the office are joking is Trump going to wear a crown. Considering what Barry did for the last 8 years these effete suburban beta male twats have no clue

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (OE2ur)

596 So did the obama girls just skip it or what?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (ODxAs)


They're pre-parting for Coachella. That's more important.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (mBnZE)

597 I'm not a mushy person but this whole "America" thing makes me weepy. A this moment, I am holding back a torrent.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (SEXy3)

598 NPR is an interesting watch. Wasn't it reported that the incoming Trump adminstration is planning to privatize PBS?

David Brooks seems to be extraordinarily fearful of Donald Trump's indifference to "established norms".

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (JBggj)

599 BTW, I'm going to buy a red tie.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (C9pBZ)

600 I like Pence.

Good Man

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (sRFAL)

601 581
I enjoyed Scott Adams' response to that piece of TERRIBLE persuasion.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (qgUJH)

================

I missed that. I'm going to need to look it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (zdM/+)

602 Trump looks tired and unhappy . . . but it might just be the strain of everything. Or he's doing his Emperor Ascendant look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (f4Woz)

603 592 571
Which SCOTUS justice is that wearing the fez?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (timOb)
That's the formal hat they wear.
Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (nsB5p)

Breyer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (mbhDw)

604 Holy crapitola, BJ Clinton is standing there slack jawed breathing through his mouth like a dullard.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (kXoT0)

605 Trump's signature hand is twitching.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

606 I've been sending "Happy Inauguration Day" texts with fireworks to all my friends and family today, like a monkey on crack.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (sBOL1)

607 Gravitas.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (+DAtP)

608 Your guys are watching other networks other than FBN? I admire your fortitude

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (gcme+)

609 Mike Pence is a nice-looking guy.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (bpfzP)

610 Pence Pence Pence

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (timOb)

611 Guys?

We made it.

We fucking made it!!!

It's here: The long reign of Shit Midas is over!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (hecJ2)

612 Did Barry snub Billy Jeff and not shake his hand?
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Well, you never know where that thing's been.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (3Liv/)

613 VP Race Bannon!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (4b0RA)

614 On my feed they said Obama said that he's only going to comment if the Republicans attack "core values".

So, everything will soon be a "core value" in about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (2mC6G)

615 Crowd chanting TRUMP!!!

Posted by: Jmel at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (tv+BP)

616 Carter looks like he is already embalmed

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (nsB5p)

617 584 Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem.

Yeah, that's why most of the state governors are Republican and state houses becoming more so with every election.

Good lord, what a clueless twit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (aUkRm)

=================

We love them like we love a problem child. We'll feed them, but we won't leave them alone in the house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (zdM/+)

618 OMG......this is really happening!!!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (JNDQi)

619 Why do Ryan and McConnell look like they're off to their own funeral?
Posted by: antisocialist

Ryan looks happy enough.

McConnell looks like he's at death's door.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (RFeQD)

620 Trump looking stonefaced.

---


Comes the moment when reality sinks in.

Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (1bQAQ)

621 As he's waiting there, Trump looks...Pence-ive.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (uiwCw)

622 Mike Pence is one fine lookin' man.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (W2wn0)

623 606 I've been sending "Happy Inauguration Day" texts with fireworks to all my friends and family today, like a monkey on crack.



Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (sBOL1)


Coffee spew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (voOPb)

624 This is such a great fucking morning!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (4b0RA)

625 Have been watching everything C-Span. No nattering nabobs this morning!

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (t+/Ew)

626 Is this still a fashion blog? Trump's tie is about six inches too long.




Well, it is representative.........

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (xkaSw)

627 >>Why do Ryan and McConnell look like they're off to their own funeral?

Trump won't take anymore of their failure theater?
So much easier to do that when there's a Dem in the WH.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

628 FUCK ME BIG DADDY.


Is this really happening?

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (nsB5p)

629 Hillary's cheshire cat rictus means that she's high as a kite

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (35qSM)

630 How much does Pence squat? Just wondering...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (lxPhc)

631 JEF promises not to answer an alarm clock tomorrow. As if ever.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (cct0t)

632 Trump looks badass. Terminator walk.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (o38N1)

633 573 This myth meme about No Scandals is really pissing me off.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (jGgVe)

Honestly, after the inauguration hoopla dies down, us posters should compile a list of all the Obama scandals. Will be handy to have in the inevitable argument with libs, and there were so many I've forgotten all but the big ones.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (WuRdh)

634 Pence looks presidential

Posted by: Mayday at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (0TM+R)

635


Where's Waldo Quayle?


seems to be popping up everywhere today on tv

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (nQgx9)

636 gah .enough with the Moochie love.

I swear after 27 years I understand less about women now than I did then.

She looks like she should be throwing dishes at someone's head. She is Aunt Esther without the core beliefs. She hates her country and she hates the hell out of you.

Who cares what she is wearing.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (toH8T)

637 but this whole "America" thing makes me weepy."

Not a damn thing wrong with that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (C9pBZ)

638 Nancy Pelosi with her purse.... She looks like the crazy grandma at Cracker Barrel that stuffs all of the extra crackers and leftovers into her purse...
Posted by: PAgirlinNC
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Annnd, that's why I love this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (ZO497)

639 i'm misty eyed

Posted by: Citation X Driver at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (ABJy3)

640 I missed that. I'm going to need to look it up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (zdM/+)

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It wasn't a long response... but it stung.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (qgUJH)

641 Trump just wants it over so he can get to work. Respect.

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (guIHw)

642
Awesome to have a smart VP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (ODxAs)

643 I love Dick Cheney's cowboy hat.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (timOb)

644 625 Have been watching everything C-Span. No nattering nabobs this morning!
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (t+/Ew)


Me too. And the microphones pick up some interesting snippets here and there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (mbhDw)

645 They are for keeping warm in cold weather.



You're welcome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (zdM/+)


Ha. Seriously, though, there are two dozen or so above the soldiers playing drums (iirc). I didn't know if it was related to the military or not. They are all identical.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (Halhc)

646 Shut up, Joe.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (8b+oT)

647 I saw an earlier clip of eugenics enthusiast RBG arriving. Wow. Not only does she look like she's got one foot in death's door, she's inside the foyer admiring the coat rack and umbrella stand.


(h/t Terry Pratchett)

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (aUkRm)

648 I had to switch again, this time to Fox in Pheonix

https://youtu.be/crR6Rys4usA

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (VdICR)

649 Number one son, soph at Catholic U. is on the Mall. He reports some protesters but mostly meh.

Posted by: The Deplorable Cookie Man at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (uVtfw)

650 Hillary is still doing that unnatural head-bob smile. Yikes...

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (OVUYQ)

651 Kevin McCarthy can go suck a bag of dicks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (voOPb)

652 Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (timOb)
Me too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (IgBFP)

653 May God Bless America.

Posted by: Mad hatter at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (g6vtR)

654 Is Trump carrying Lucille? Because that was my fantasy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (ZO497)

655 Savoring this awesome day. Watching FOX- did not want to spoil the moment with MSNBC. I'll probably youtube the other channels tomorrow just for laughs

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (7GQM/)

656 OK I am just going to watch and enjoy and enjoy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (sRFAL)

657 Did Barry snub Billy Jeff and not shake his hand?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (RFeQD)



lots of snubbery today in that area, haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (nQgx9)

658 Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (UfqKz)

659 So did the obama girls just skip it or what?

Roll out before noon during gap year? Lol.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (XFRz1)

660 I'm cracking a beer.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (ty7RM)

661 Look, I'm all on board. I've been assimilated.

But wtf is Trump doing still wearing his tie down to his gonads?

Bottom of the belt buckle, coach.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (mgbwf)

662 PBS says most school groups scheduled back in September or October expecting to see Hillary's inauguration and are quite disappointed.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (K8ZkO)

663 Finally done with this asshole. 8 long, long, long years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (pUDQf)

664
Wow. All the escorts I know suck. Some worse than others.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (mbhDw)

665 Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2017 11:20 AM (xVRrG


Don't be a dick. Don't sock him just because he's stupid.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (cAnNx)

666 Why did we have to see Schumer and Pelosi twice?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (timOb)

667 Thank you God. I'm so very happy. Please protect and guide our new President and his family. Please protect and guide our nation.

But since the Dems don't seem to believe in You, they're on their own, okay?

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (11H2y)

668 TRUMP!!! !!! !!!

Posted by: Mayday at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (0TM+R)

669 They said House Democratic Leader, not House Minority Leader, for Pelosi.

Interesting.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (tewYv)

670 So hey, late morning here in overcast and cold AZ. Anything going on today ?

Also, that sidebar on the conservative experience 2008-20016. Youtube is blocked, I am guessing unwelcomed anal, dry ?

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (8mYHH)

671 Mooch does look pissed off. What is she mad about? It's not like she ahd a choice in staying or not. They didn't lose anything.

Can you imagine what's going through Barry's head right now? No more meetings to avoid spending time with the beast, no more excuses. It's just the two of them now. Makes me kind of feel sorry for him. Kind of.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (6Jptw)

672 I'm getting goosebumps.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (9G/k0)

673 So did the obama girls just skip it or what?



Busy with bong rips.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (xkaSw)

674 biden just asked Obama if gets to eat paste later. Obama reassured him.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (xVRrG)

675 This is going to happen. A year ago, 6 months ago, three months ago - I didn't think it would happen.


It's happening !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (bpfzP)

676 570 Fucking Stephanopolous cannot stop making this about Obama.
---
He's now the historic first mixed-race ex-president.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (kbfqa)

677

Thumbs up, Baby!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (nQgx9)

678 I kinda wish Trump was wearing a cape.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (8b+oT)

679 Thumbs up, baby!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (o38N1)

680 here he comes! djt

Posted by: Citation X Driver at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (ABJy3)

681 The blue buttons say #protectourcare. That's a Twitter hashtag that some advocacy groups have been using to rally support for the law. House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi has asked Democrats to show solidarity at the swearing-in and wear the buttons.

Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 11:19 AM (Enq6K)


Petulant children to the end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (OE2ur)

682 There must be some way to slip Evan McMuffin in there before the oath of office is administered.

Think, people! There's not a lot of time left.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (hA1V+)

683 Trump looks nervous

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (nsB5p)

684 There he is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (xkaSw)

685 Wow. This. Is. Happening.

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (35qSM)

686 This is really happening, it's not a dream

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (IgBFP)

687 Here is the man!!!' Oh, happy happy day

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (gcme+)

688 Wow. All the escorts I know suck. Some worse than others.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (mbhDw)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (sBOL1)

689 647 I saw an earlier clip of eugenics enthusiast RBG arriving. Wow. Not only does she look like she's got one foot in death's door, she's inside the foyer admiring the coat rack and umbrella stand.


(h/t Terry Pratchett)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (aUkRm)

==================

And Sotomayor looks like she's trying to eat her way to death's door too.

Honestly, she looks bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (zdM/+)

690 Pelosi's blue button says, "For a good time, call Nancy 415-666-6666"



Posted by: Billy Occam at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (ihtYN)

691 Whew...

Praise God!

God Bless America!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (4ErVI)

692 HEEEEEEEERE's DONNY!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (RFeQD)

693 Drain that swamp, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (2Mnv1)

694 Fuck me naked.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (+DAtP)

695 A President whose middle name is not Mohammed!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatever at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (hgso/)

696
What's with the fist? Is than an Idi Amin thing??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (mbhDw)

697
Finally!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (ODxAs)

698 I'm cracking a beer.

I started hours ago.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (XFRz1)

699 Honestly, after the inauguration hoopla dies down, us posters should compile a list of all the Obama scandals. Will be handy to have in the inevitable argument with libs, and there were so many I've forgotten all but the big ones.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (WuRdh)

I think Breitbart did an article of the top 18 or 19....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (kXoT0)

700 "How much does Pence squat? Just wondering...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (lxPhc) "

As official head of the National Squat Administration, I will get that information post haste.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

701
642
Awesome to have a smart VP.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (ODxAs


That is a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (voOPb)

702 You would think the stage crew could set a less-ragged square of masking tape to mark the podium's position.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (UfqKz)

703 I'm waiting for the crowd to start yelling "lock her up!" lol

Posted by: TGR at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (aovyt)

704 Another thrill just went up my leg!

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (nOsY0)

705 LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMBULLLLLL!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (lxPhc)

706 i'm misty eyed
Posted by: Citation X driver
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I could have warned you about that car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (ZO497)

707 Melania looks really proud when she looks at Donald.
So sweet.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (Om16U)

708 I swear I saw Obama say, "Good job, good luck" to Trump.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (hecJ2)

709 Trump pauses at the entrance to the balcony, and gives a thumbs-up. So cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (f4Woz)

710 I'm on CNN. It's been o.k.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (3jGss)

711 Freaking awesome!!!!
God bless America!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (0tfLf)

712 Wooooooooooo!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (OVUYQ)

713 I'm in a puddle. Bawling like a baby. I love this country

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (bpfzP)

714 I think Trump just said to Sheriff Joe, "after this, let's go out back. I'll give you one free punch."

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (tewYv)

715 Why are people so tacky to be taking pictures with their phones?

TACKY

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (nsB5p)

716
Yeah. Small crowd. CBS is right.

/s

Pukes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (mbhDw)

717 Schadenboner status:

[x] huge
[x] classy
[x] luxurious

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (aUkRm)

718 I've already uncorked my Trump wine. Just waiting for the actual swearing in.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (sBOL1)

719 I like that Obama's insurance was Biden, because he's Biden.

Trump's insurance is Pence for the same reasons.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (Halhc)

720 I'm waiting for the crowd to start yelling "lock her up!" lol
Posted by: TGR
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rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (ZO497)

721 >>Hillary is still doing that unnatural head-bob smile. Yikes...

Better than the point into the crowd and ghoulish grin.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

722
Roy "smoke a" Blount.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (mbhDw)

723 I just got home so I'm sure it has been said but Melania looks gorgeous and so elegant!!!! So proud!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (JNDQi)

724 27 minutes.

This morning felt like Christmas morning, just eager for everyone to get up so we could open our presents.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (qgUJH)

725 Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (UfqKz)

LOLOLOL!!


And so good to see you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (7lehe)

726 saw an earlier clip of eugenics enthusiast RBG arriving. Wow.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (aUkRm)
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It's such a good thing her good dear friend Antonin died, as she said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (2mC6G)

727 This is all pretty cool.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (3jGss)

728 Lordy, this is actually happening. ALmost cannot believe it.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (gcme+)

729 And Sotomayor looks like she's trying to eat her way to death's door too.
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The wise latina lives in a food dessert.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (8b+oT)

730 Keep it short dude.

Trump needs to get to work.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (4ErVI)

731 The funniest moment so far?

Watching Slick go slack-jaw as Ivanka entered the dais.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (JBggj)

732 Trump does look his age with the long tie.

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (guIHw)

733 I'll got goosebumps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (PY9jH)

734 729 And Sotomayor looks like she's trying to eat her way to death's door too.
-----
The wise latina lives in a food dessert.
Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:28 AM (8b+oT)


Desert? Or dessert??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)

735 Bawling like a baby. I love this country"

Same here.

No shame in either.

It's nice having a chief executive who loves this Great Nation.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (C9pBZ)

736 Damn Russians!

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (pUDQf)

737 708 I swear I saw Obama say, "Good job, good luck" to Trump.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (hecJ2)

=================

After decades of life, you learn to exhibit some signs of graciousness. Even Obama has learned that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (zdM/+)

738 I think it's time, I think it's time, time for big fun!!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (yTnCT)

739 I'll = I've

goosebump fingers

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (PY9jH)

740 keep getting weird delay jumps on the fox feed.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (yL25O)

741 I recently learned something I didn't know, why George Fredrick Hand used so much trumpet. Because he worked for the English crown and trumpets are associated with royalty. Like that trumpet flourish we just heard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (Nwg0u)

742 Kellyanne Conway FTW! Excellent choice and her bouncing excited interview explaining her 'revolutionary' suit was a hoot.

May G-d bless us with good humor over the next four years. After all, politicians are funny.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)

743 Which way to the buffet?

Posted by: The Wise Latina at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (Tyii7)

744 And a good day to all of you!
*high-fives all around*

Posted by: shinypie at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (zOPdj)

745 I'd completely forgotten about Roy Blunt.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (XFRz1)

746 There's a truckload of ass on that dais...and I'm not talking Moochelle.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (ty7RM)

747 699 Honestly, after the inauguration hoopla dies down, us posters should compile a list of all the Obama scandals. Will be handy to have in the inevitable argument with libs, and there were so many I've forgotten all but the big ones.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:24 AM (WuRdh)

I think Breitbart did an article of the top 18 or 19....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (kXoT0)

Thanks! For those interested, just google breatbart obama's top scandals.

In other news, IT'S ALMSOT TIME!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (WuRdh)

748 Quotin' Reagan!!!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (3jGss)

749 OMG, it's like Christmas, New Years, my best birthday celebration and my wedding day all at once.

This is so inspiring. I think 2017 will be the turnaround year for all of us. I'm ready to MakeViviGreatAgain!

Diet starts tomorrow, though.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (11H2y)

750
Shut up Blunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (mZGNr)

751 650 Hillary is still doing that unnatural head-bob smile. Yikes...
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (OVUYQ)

Just goes to show that the donar and political classes are clowns and idiots wanting her to be POTUS.

Posted by: Pepe at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (buBai)

752 "Obama's "sky-high approval ratings," Maddow saying, claiming Democratic Party is held in "high esteem."

So say the same polls that gave Hillary Clinton a 98.8% likelihood of being elected president... on the eve of the election she lost.

POTUS: R (in 25-minutes)
FED Senate: Majority R
FED House: Majority R
State Governors: 33 R, 16 D, 1 I
State Legislatures: 33R (including Nebraska), 11D, 6 split

Yep, that's some "high esteem" the Dems got working there. Here's to hoping it gets "higher".

Posted by: DocJ at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (NYS7S)

753 734 Desert? Or dessert??
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)

===============

Dessert.

It's funny cause she's fat!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (zdM/+)

754 Trying so hard not to cry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (PY9jH)

755 As with all things, I believe I made this all possible...

At the critical moment, I think my comments convinced Ace and others to leave the insufferable twits behind and to jump aboard the Trump Train.

From there, the snowball kept rolling and getting bigger.

So, as you can plainly see, Trump owes his presidency to me.

That's just the way I see it.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (Zs4uk)

756 So no last-minute pardon for Hillary Clinton? I am *shocked* at this. Maybe justice can be served after all.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (YPgXi)

757 All Hail God-Emperor Trump! ::

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (ry4ab)

758 Bwahahahaha. This Cruz guy has been enjoying his seat on the Trump train.

-ZR

Posted by: Zionist Redneck at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (P+ojI)

759 RBG looks ... terrible. I'm gonna leave it at that.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (gcme+)

760 >>>But wtf is Trump doing still wearing his tie down to his gonads?

Wipe the piss off your dick?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (lxPhc)

761 Me too. And the microphones pick up some interesting snippets here and there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:25 AM (mbhDw)

Heh. Did you hear the "what the fuck" off camera earlier?

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (t+/Ew)

762 I had FNC, then FBN, then CSpan. I settled on FBN because I can't stand Dana Perino & her babbling.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (sj3Ax)

763 So,"no personal scandals".Coming down off the "scandal free" declaration I guess.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (r/0kC)

764 Savor this moment, Mr Trump.

Remember what it was like - how no-one thought you could win, how every day the pundits and chattering classes and your own party wrote you off. How they said you were a bouffanted clown with no chance of winning. That Hillary could phone it in and you'd still lose in a landslide. How a biased, dishonest press tried to trip you up at every turn, slandering your good name and that of those around you while demanding you dance to their tune.

Savor the moment. In less than half an hour, you will be the leader of the free world. The most powerful man on Earth. The man who will influence the flow of history, for good or bad.

Savor the moment. Remember the people who brought you here - not just your staff and advisors, but the millions of Americans who saw in you a man who would not be cowed. A man who didn't flinch at the mention of the word "America." A man to whom the flag is not a fluttering joke.

Savor the moment. Thank God for His blessings and humbly ask Him for guidance.

Savor the moment.

Take the oath.

Make America great again, Mr President.

And God bless you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (X6fMO)

765 752 Yep, that's some "high esteem" the Dems got working there. Here's to hoping it gets "higher".
Posted by: DocJ at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (NYS7S)

Trump is already talking about 2018. Over at Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (mbhDw)

766 Guardian live stream has the pool video without voice overs.
Watch this one if you don't want annoying commentary...

https://youtu.be/1UXYMPTdC40

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (WrMht)

767 Dear Lord, not a freaking history lesson!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (mBnZE)

768 Pray to the same God"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (C9pBZ)

769 Drain that swamp, Baby!


Posted by: Fritz
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Drain the trough and the swamp will self deport.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (8b+oT)

770 Desert? Or dessert??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)


That's why English is so hard. In Spanish, they're the same.

Posted by: A Wise, Empathetic Latina at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (zc3Db)

771 755 As with all things, I believe I made this all possible...

At the critical moment, I think my comments convinced Ace and others to leave the insufferable twits behind and to jump aboard the Trump Train.

From there, the snowball kept rolling and getting bigger.

So, as you can plainly see, Trump owes his presidency to me.

That's just the way I see it.
Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (Zs4uk)

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Looking for some patronage, eh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (zdM/+)

772 We will not be covering this event as it is deemed to be Fake.

Posted by: Facebook at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (1H9ox)

773 Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (XFRz1)
Hell, its 8:30 here and I've had champs for breakfast. I will need a nap later.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (IgBFP)

774 750


Shut up Blunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (mZGNr)

Has to kill time. Can not swear him in till noon

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (nsB5p)

775 Based on last night, I'm watching this on Fox Business. It's like Fox, without the egos.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (S2VsH)

776 President Donald J. Trump

Born in Jamaica, Queens New York.

How about dem apples?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (pUDQf)

777 761
Heh. Did you hear the "what the fuck" off camera earlier?
Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (t+/Ew)

That's what I was referring to!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (mbhDw)

778 Shut up, Roy.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (8b+oT)

779 Blunt mentioning Lincoln's statement that both sides pray to the same God is no longer true

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (8mO0Q)

780 Good grief. Earlier on FBN, Cavuto said Mooch was "the most admired woman in the world."

WHY?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (PY9jH)

781 Trump looks bored

Posted by: radar at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (pMXHT)

782 So did the obama girls just skip it or what?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:22 AM (ODxAs)

I dunno, but I read this morning that one of them is going to intern for that horrible lefty gun grabber Hollywood scum Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (ozZau)

783 Where is Franklin Graham?

Posted by: George at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (nsB5p)

784 When does Paul Anka hit the stage?

Posted by: ajmojo at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (1H9ox)

785 776 President Donald J. Trump

Born in Jamaica, Queens New York.

How about dem apples?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (pUDQf)


Yah, mon! Oh, wrong Jamaica. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (mbhDw)

786 Damn Russians!


Posted by: Hillary at

Surprised she isn't blaming Gary Johnson. He probably got about 200k votes in florida.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (xVRrG)

787 770 Desert? Or dessert??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)

That's why English is so hard. In Spanish, they're the same.

Posted by: A Wise, Empathetic Latina at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (zc3Db)

The Spanish eat sand?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (WuRdh)

788
Right after the swearing in Trump needs to say before I give my inauguration address I'm going to sign this document to rescind all of the EOs that commie sodomite had.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (OE2ur)

789 Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (XFRz1)

I almost feel like he's my Senator,even though he isn't, because we get our news from Misoouri.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (7lehe)

790 From Missouri, shit, I'm from the 7th CD and I can't stand Boy Runt.....

Posted by: DanInMN at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (h5ffp)

791 Pastor Paula White? Really?

I am disappointed.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (8hICw)

792 Dolan, I used to go to his Masses all the time. Wonderful guy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (P8951)

793 784 When does Paul Anka hit the stage?
Posted by: ajmojo at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (1H9ox)


4 more rounds *hic*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (mbhDw)

794 Seriously, though,,,no Hillary or Bergdahl pardon?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

795
Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (ODxAs)

796 Desert? Or dessert??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)



===============



Dessert.



It's funny cause she's fat!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This.

Posted by: Dang at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (8b+oT)

797 It's happening.

It's actually happening.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (9krrF)

798 Missouri,jeez

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (7lehe)

799 Nood thread two, electric boogaloo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (pUDQf)

800 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

amen

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (toH8T)

801 "But your legacy is FUCKED!"

People keep talking about the Obama legacy as consisting primarily of executive orders which Trump will easily shitcan.

No. Wrong. The Obama legacy consists in part of the forty percent of the federal judiciary packed by Obama with young, healthy, aggressive, unrestrained movement leftists. Right on up to the D.C. appellate judges right below the SCOTUS. Obama not having been impeded in this effort by the congressional GOP in any way.

The Obama legacy also consists of the huge numbers of welfare-enrolled, Democrat-voting, and rapidly breeding immigrants who have flooded the country on his watch. Again, something not held up in any way by the Republicans on Capitol Hill. Actively aided and abetted, rather.

This isn't a bright new day. It's just a quick flash in the pan before the nation resumes its dismal course towards the Yugoslavia outcome.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (noWW6)

802 President Donald J. Trump

Born in Jamaica,

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (pUDQf)


Aha!

Ineligible!

Posted by: A Wise, Empathetic Latina at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (zc3Db)

803 I want Hillary arrested before Trump leaves the stage. THAT would cap the ceremony just right

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (swEzU)

804 Nood

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (gcme+)

805 THEOCRACY!!

Posted by: Chicken Little at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (2mC6G)

806 Sure and begorra, cardinal offers a Catholic prayer from a Catholic book in the Catholic bible...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (H5rtT)

807 Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk


When was the last time that was the case?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (9krrF)

808 Barky sitting quietly during the Bible reading is actually hilarious.

Posted by: Heide Radieshen at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (XFRz1)

809 here are the top 10 snipers nests around the capitol. #4 will surprise you!

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (PqqkK)

810 It looked to me like Hillary enjoys conversation with GWB more than with Bubba.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (S2VsH)

811 What's an augration? Is that like au gratin?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (hA1V+)

812
Dolan's a good guy. I grew up with Terry Cook and John O'Connor. Good men both. And him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (mbhDw)

813 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (X6fMO)
--------------------------------------------------
We're all relishing it, as well. Let us remember this moment, that none of our betters said could ever happen.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (o38N1)

814 >>I dunno, but I read this morning that one of them is going to intern for
that horrible lefty gun grabber Hollywood scum Harvey Weinstein.

She'll be lucky if she avoids his casting couch. That guy is a known lech.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (NOIQH)

815 Bill Maher's 61st birthday. Hope he's enjoying his present.

-
On this date in 1996, the adoption of my two daughters was finalized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

816 Take THAT, Meyonce!

Posted by: Yriumphant Mitches at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (UfqKz)

817 Hell, its 8:30 here and I've had champs for breakfast. I will need a nap later.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (IgBFP)

As always, I dig your style. I wish I could indulge now but it'll have to wait until after an appointment I have later.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (ozZau)

818 807 When was the last time that was the case?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 11:33 AM (9krrF)

=================

I don't want to say Coolidge...but was it Coolidge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (zdM/+)

819
Humble. Not Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (mbhDw)

820 795
Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2017 11:32 AM (ODxAs)

Since JFK there was no boy in the White House.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (dKiJG)

821 Trump looks bored




He's a businessman who is burning daylight and not working.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (xkaSw)

822 Born in Jamaica, Queens New York.

Yah, mon! Oh, wrong Jamaica. Never mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgucqyr-H7M

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (TppKb)

823 GWB was a flawed statesman but was, and is, a gentleman

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (35qSM)

824 819
Humble. Not Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (mbhDw)

Sure, but let's not pretend that Trump is a bastion of humility.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (8hICw)

825 820 Since JFK there was no boy in the White House.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (dKiJG)

==================

Ugh...not Coolidge.

My research is just not up to Horde standards right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (zdM/+)

826 Looking for some patronage, eh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:31 AM (zdM/+)


I would settle for Rhode Island.

I would run it fairly, but with discipline. Every year, I would command the residents to bring a tribute to Trump.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Zs4uk)

827 okay I stayed dry eyed until read Mary Poppins prayer. *sniff*

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (zRZaJ)

828 Isn't this lady one of those prosperity gospel heretics?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (4ErVI)

829 826
I would settle for Rhode Island.

I would run it fairly, but with discipline. Every year, I would command the residents to bring a tribute to Trump.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (Zs4uk)

=====================

I laughed.

That was good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (zdM/+)

830 824 819
Humble. Not Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (mbhDw)

Sure, but let's not pretend that Trump is a bastion of humility.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:34 AM (8hICw)


There's a difference between being boastful and being narcissistic. As well as someone who's accomplished and one who is not.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (mbhDw)

831 I am not counting Ron Jr he was not living in the White House

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (dKiJG)

832 828 Isn't this lady one of those prosperity gospel heretics?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:35 AM (4ErVI)

Ding ding ding ding! We have a winnah!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (8hICw)

833 Obama leaves office the worst President in history. Jimmy Carter looks ten years younger than usual.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (timOb)

834 Trump can be as boastful as he wants as long as he backs it up with concrete actions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (4ErVI)

835 All this praise to Jesus. This can't be pleasing to the mooselambs.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (d76uN)

836 Wait - shouldn't an Imam have given the first prayer, because Crusades?

Posted by: Barry at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (hA1V+)

837 Yeah,Trump looks like he just wants to get to work.Going to be a big difference from Jugears McSportscenter.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (r/0kC)

838 Pastor Paula: a liberal head-exploder.

Posted by: TGR at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (aovyt)

839 I don't get Female Pastors

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (dKiJG)

840 John-John Kennedy was the last boy child in the WH.

Posted by: Yriumphant Mitches at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (UfqKz)

841 Watching with my 90 year old dad whose been a life long republican. He's a happy man this am. God bless the USA! Our long national nightmare is finally about to be over.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (qGI+A)

842 I like that the atheist and separation of church and state people are freaking out right now....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (JNDQi)

843 Wait, I missed it, who was that woman who just prayed?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (aUkRm)

844 we are a Christian nation, Hussain.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (8mO0Q)

845 807 Barron getting a talk down from Melania. Always got to be a Mom. Gonna be fun having a boy in the WH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

When was the last time that was the case?

*
*
Kennedy? Seems like we've had nothing but daughters if anything since then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (f4Woz)

846 Thank you God. I'm so very happy. Please protect and
guide our new President and his family. Please protect and guide our
nation.



But since the Dems don't seem to believe in You, they're on their own, okay?

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:26 AM (11H2y)

Lolz.

Posted by: Joanne at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (t+/Ew)

847 "What's an augration? Is that like au gratin?"

Haha. My sister said she was talking to a teenager recently who said something about the upcoming 'integration'. Everybody stared at her. Finally they realized she meant 'inauguration'.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (CQny9)

848 835 All this praise to Jesus. This can't be pleasing to the mooselambs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 11:36 AM (d76uN)


No problem from the MOT section, here. Yossi was, after all, one of the Tribe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mbhDw)

849 Well done Pastor Paula.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (W13WA)

850 Missouri State students run screaming seeking their safe space.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (0tfLf)

851 843 Wait, I missed it, who was that woman who just prayed?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 20, 2017 11:37 AM (aUkRm)

Paula White.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (8hICw)

852 President elect Trump looked into the camera before he left the capital interior and said Hello to each of us

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (8mO0Q)

853 Pastor Paula is one of those crazy prosperity gospel cultists. Definitely gonna hear about that from the libmediacomplex

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (35qSM)

854 Hmm... I see a conspicuous lack of an Iman to that stage...

...to which I say... GOOD.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 11:39 AM (ry4ab)

855 I'm still hoping for the post-election parade of MSM horribles walking before Trump's limosine barefoot and in shackles.

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (11H2y)

856 Didn't Trump grow up in Norman Vincent Peale's church? The Power of Positive Thinking guy?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (o38N1)

857 Have to say, it is great being on AoS right now.

Two friends of mine (50+ years old guys) almost had a little scuffle a few nights ago in the grill at the country club for Chrissakes. Insanity - these guys are buddies.

One of them came over and quietly apologized but said he was just so sick of hearing liberals bitch about Trump and blame him for voting for Trump, he just couldn't deal with it anymore.

There are a lot of seemingly sane people who are very bitter and angry out there.

Nice to be with (sort of!) sane people here who aren't mocking or cursing at this.

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (U3LtS)

858 Hillary is pissed off.

I called my DemonRat Congressman Capuano to tell them to pass along that I'm disgusted that he didn't go to the Inauguration & he's lucky he has a job. No one ever challenges them & Trump had a lot of supporters here in MA & I hope all are pissed & a GOP runs against him & the rest of the embarrassing 70.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (sj3Ax)

859 856 Didn't Trump grow up in Norman Vincent Peale's church? The Power of Positive Thinking guy?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (o38N1)

Yes

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (8hICw)

860 Looks like the Mall is filling in, in spite of Leftist scum blocking the way.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (9G/k0)

861 No problem from the MOT section, here. Yossi was, after all, one of the Tribe
=====================
Per MOT Simeon,

Lord now you may let your servant depart in peace for my eyes have seen your salvation and the glory of your people Israel.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (xVRrG)

862 very moving music and the national mall picture

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (8mO0Q)

863 WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK?

FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (4ErVI)

864 Why is Schumer allowed on camera?

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (CQny9)

865 Whatheflock, Chock?

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (35qSM)

866 So - all the MSM has to hang its hat on are those "sky high polls" for Obama being oh so totes popular and his spiffy, scandal free personal life? Polls eh? That is one tired chicken there MSM - but you please keep on f*cking it if it makes you feel better.

Anyway - good day Horde and thanks to ACE for all those re-posts of the election night stuff - HI-larious! Especially the Young Turks (what a pretentiously retarded name) thing - had not seen that one for a while (loved it - sweet sweet liberal tears and tantrums - delicious!) and the genius who spliced in the other stuff - thanks to that guy! Didn't read it until this morning as I was doing a little pre-inauguration celebrating with Mrs Redux , dinner and some drinks - a nice romantic evening ( BTW - that Trump effect is real I tell ya!).

It is time to stand in awe of just what was accomplished - Trump is the RPG that has been deployed to devastating effect to the armored, Washington political liberal GOPe establishment who for only their own gain and their crony friends have been screwing over regualr working Americans for generations. To see the whole SJW cabal so thoroughly humiliated after having them bang their agenda over our heads through the MSM and Hollywood/media is wonderful. Reading some of the introspection by Dims it appears some understand what is going on - but many do not and are still clinging to "Russia, illegitimate, racist or whatever" and are going to continue to push their failing SJW agenda (SJW: "Hey the most important thing for the country right now is to make sure trannies get to pee wherever they want - including the rest room at your daughter's middle school!" Regualr person: "umm shouldn't it be the horrible economy, getting America back to work and protecting our security/border now that the world is on fire?" SJW: "Shut up, you racist hater!). Yes they are going all in on this stuff - and through the the Trumpening we will expose it, harness it and utilize it to crush the socialist agenda once and for all.

So stand back in awe - and beholds the dawning of a new time where the voters, normal everyday working people of all races creeds and colors took back control of our government from the evil political elites - .AND if Trump accomplishes only half of he cuts and draining of the swamp he is proposing - it will be a WONDERFUL thing - if he accomplishes it all - then we will be seeing the dawning of a new golden age of prosperity not just for us and our children, but our grand kids and their children as well. A new era of American Exceptionalism. All is hope, all is good. God bless our new President and guide him in his days in office. And God bless the United States of America.

Pax Ex!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Fb9aZ)

867 ew, Schumer the Tumor. Hey, God, remember that prayer I offered to you earlier? Howabout a nice lightning strike about now?

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (11H2y)

868 Give him the hook

Posted by: Dempsy at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (B0Huv)

869 Asshole

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (4b0RA)

870 "Jugears McSportscenter"

Heh.

Jugears McBracket

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (U3LtS)

871 Please God, 12:01 asap.

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (W13WA)

872 Schumer, an ass, as always.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (riF5p)

873 Really? Chuck?

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (hdpay)

874 The choir was nice.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (3jGss)

875 Media has one last chance to take liplock on Obama's love muscle, and gets down on their knees to do it. And in other surprising news, water is wet.

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Sda6L)

876 Didn't one of Carter's sons use the WH to entice women?

That sorta counts as living in the WH, at least some of the time.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (ozZau)

877 Why is chucky asshat talking?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (0tfLf)

878 Whose idea was it to let Schmucky near a microphone?

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (TmVQX)

879 Chuck better not say something nasty.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (3jGss)

880 Where's the guy with the big hook when you need him?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (riF5p)

881 859 856 Didn't Trump grow up in Norman Vincent Peale's church? The Power of Positive Thinking guy?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 20, 2017 11:40 AM (o38N1)

Yes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 11:41 AM (8hICw)

Hey, at least he went to church, and talks about going to church as if it were normal. I really don't ask for a lot.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (timOb)

882 STFU, Schumer. Think crowd is saying that, too, in so many words.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (9G/k0)

883 No problem from the MOT section, here. Yossi was, after all, one of the Tribe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 11:38 AM (mbhDw)

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (d76uN)

884 Really?

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (hdpay)

885 Never get between Schumer and a microphone.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (xVRrG)

886 Gotta get the LBGQTXYZ in there somewhere.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2017 11:43 AM (p0fBx)

887 If I didn't already loathe Schumer enough, this bit of garbage would cement it.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)

888
Trump looks like he wants this to be over with so he can start nullifying dingleberry's executive orders

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (swEzU)

889 Diogenes,
I was wondering same thing. I haven't watched one since 2005.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (sj3Ax)

890 It's a shame Chuck, Pelosi, etc. didn't boycott this along with the other scumbags

Posted by: Damiano at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (71OEY)

891 Never get between Schumer and a microphone.

Oh, why not?

Posted by: Ebola virus at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)

892 Anybody get the sense that their rather disappointed in the 'peaceful transition.' That they thought there would be civil unrest.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (4b0RA)

893 If I didn't already loathe Schumer enough, this bit of garbage would cement it.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)


What a piece of crap, a perfect repesentation of the Democrat Party!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (wCEn4)

894 they really want Civil war 2, they fin think....

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (8mO0Q)

895 Who let Schumer in?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (zRZaJ)

896 no, you can't read chuckie. who told you you could.

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (fJQAI)

897 Somebody shut this jackwagon up please.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (d76uN)

898 LOL Trump is giving women migraines.

http://tinyurl.com/hf49frw

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (r/0kC)

899 What's he talking about? Nader? Baloo?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (timOb)

900 Get the gong, STAT.

Posted by: chuck Barris at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (11H2y)

901 Charles Schumer: Asshole in Chief, Democrat.

Posted by: End of an Error! at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (Mt8T4)

902 So if you get to see the hallway handshake that occurred between trump and Pelosi it is worth seeing.

He shook her hand, she started to say something he kept her hand in his and raised it to the level of like his chin, so she was reaching really high to hang on to his hand, then he dropped her hand like it stank.

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (xVRrG)

903 HAHHA, Schumer would know all about a strong wind. He's full of it.

Posted by: chuck Barris at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (11H2y)

904 Oh shut up ya goof

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (TmVQX)

905 Well.. they WERE on schedule.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (zRZaJ)

906 Hey, Chuck, which party supported slavery and opposed Civil Rights again?

Posted by: chuck Barris at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (11H2y)

907 So keep talking. The EOs are still getting signed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (4ErVI)

908 President Elect Schumer???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (4b0RA)

909 Chuckie, representative of the Slavery Party, quoting Civil War melodrama.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (TppKb)

910 whats going on in the crowd?

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:46 AM (W13WA)

911 That they thought there would be civil unrest.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:45 AM (4b0RA)


I think there is less than they thought and hoped for, but it's going and not being covered by MSM.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (wCEn4)

912 STFU Shumer!

Posted by: Zharkov at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (rqmEN)

913 Why Schumter???why, why, why, why????

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (JNDQi)

914 What is the point of reading the Sullivan Ballou letter? Dems do not understand the love of country that would compel a man to leave his family to fight for his country.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (CQny9)

915 YAY, Clarence Thomas!!!!!

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (11H2y)

916 Schumer should have ended his speech with "make America great again!"

Bwahahahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (riF5p)

917 *Swoons*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (4ErVI)

918 WOOOOOOOOOOT,!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:47 AM (4b0RA)

919 A little bipartisanship from Chuckie, though he wouldn't mention this. From Wikipedia on Ballou:

He was a staunch Republican and supporter of Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (TppKb)

920 Bet Clarence and Pence don't screw up the oath!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (wCEn4)

921 "His words give me solace, hope, strength". Why would you feel lacking in those, Chuck? Nice way to subtly protest Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (timOb)

922 Historic first!

But you won't hear that

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (4b0RA)

923 This is actually happening, y'all!

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (CQny9)

924 Oh yeah. One down, one to go.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (hdpay)

925 Dear Horde, this is really happening?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 20, 2017 11:48 AM (GzDYP)

926 wooh hoo! one down, one to go!

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (W13WA)

927 Step One Completed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (wCEn4)

928 the look on Mooch's face!!

Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (11H2y)

929 What do you call 61 democrats boycotting the inauguration?

A good start! Keep draining that swamp.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)

930 I believe the mass of my schadenboner is affecting Earth's orbit.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (TppKb)

931 I'm glad to see Clarence Thomas swearing Mike Pence in

I'm disappointed Trump is using Lincoln Bible, its same one SCOAMT used.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:49 AM (sj3Ax)

932 the yelling of lock her up was pretty tacky

Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (W13WA)

933 Did someone yell "Lock Her Up!"?

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (PobbO)

934 Did the MoTabs have to buy those matching coats just for the inauguration?

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (CQny9)

935 Countdown. Less than 5 minutes.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (hdpay)

936 Mitt Romney's heart must be breaking to hear the Mormon choir singing for Trump.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (timOb)

937 I've got a glass of wine & im going to toast 2x, when Trump sworn in & when TFG leaves on Marine One.

Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (sj3Ax)

938 >Did someone yell "Lock Her Up!"?

just do eeet

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (swEzU)

939 GOD BLESS AMERICA,


THIS.....THIS IS WHO WE ARE!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (4b0RA)

940 Holy crap, Mormons, duck and cover....

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (pCOkh)

941 934 Did the MoTabs have to buy those matching coats just for the inauguration?
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:50 AM (CQny9)

I expect they were donated.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (3jGss)

942 I love that things are running on time already.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 20, 2017 11:51 AM (JNDQi)

943 Mitt Romney's heart must be breaking to hear the Mormon choir singing for Trump.
====================
That's the idea

Master troll

Posted by: simplemind at January 20, 2017 11:52 AM (xVRrG)

944 For the first time in eight years, I can be proud of my country

Posted by: Lurker primus at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (DhPrq)

945 Hardest Hit:This guy?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/255065/

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (r/0kC)

946 Michelle sure has a sourpuss face most of the time right?

Posted by: Lurker primus at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (DhPrq)

947 I've got a glass of wine & im going to toast 2x, when Trump sworn in & when TFG leaves on Marine One.

They leave the doors open on Marine One, right? Lots of wet bars of soap and banana peels in there, right? I mean, it'd be a shame if the JEF slipped and fell out...

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (TppKb)

948 Hilary looks like she just drank vinegar as the choir was wrapping up.

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (U3LtS)

949 It's. Time.

Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2017 11:53 AM (RzmYo)

950 Here we go!!!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (hdpay)

951 I really do hope that the clouds scudder away and the sun shines through when Trump is being sworn in.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (3jGss)

952 "everyone please stand" OK, I'm standing!

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (timOb)

953 Yes!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

Posted by: Vargas at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (48daW)

954 PRESIDENT TRUMP!!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (9G/k0)

955 Congratulations, President Trump.

Let's rock.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (3myMJ)

956 Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh...oh...oh...

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:54 AM (TppKb)

957 It is finished.

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (35qSM)

958 FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (TppKb)

959 boom!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (hdpay)

960 Shit just got real

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (TmVQX)

961 Bobo - you're fired!

Posted by: TGR at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (aovyt)

962 The national nightmare is finally over.

And we have a gorgeous First Lady too!

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (CQny9)

963 "I will faithfully execute . . ." Right at 12 noon, too!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (f4Woz)

964 nood x 2

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (3jGss)

965 45th

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2017 11:55 AM (7GQM/)

966 Yay!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (C8aCP)

967 TRUUUUUMP!!!!

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (ex86h)

968 Whooo! And good riddance.

Posted by: Zharkov at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (rqmEN)

969 We done it!!

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (TdCQk)

970 Trump made it through the oath in his first take.

He's already more competent than former president Obama!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (riF5p)

971 PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!

No more Obastard!

Bye felicia!!!!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 20, 2017 11:56 AM (044Fx)

972 Are they firing the canons at the protestors? I wish...

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (8TdcF)

973
Enough with the cannons already!

They're making me nervous.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (FeRav)

974 Just, Wow.

Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (U3LtS)

975 Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (PobbO)

976 YES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

977 Thank you Jesus. It's finally done.

Posted by: Drewbicle at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (0P75b)

978 POTUS boldly showing his totally normal sized hands.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (timOb)

979 Okay, show's over! Everybody back on the hooks!

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (PobbO)

980 Fantastic!

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (ozZau)

981 Dems putting plastic bags on their heads?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (timOb)

982 "transferring power from Washington, DC back to you, the people"

Couldn't be better said.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 11:58 AM (CQny9)

983 he he he

pissing on the DC parasites

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (swEzU)

984 Did it just start raining on DC? GOOD!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (9G/k0)

985 "Transferring power from Washington DC back to you the people."

Powerful words.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 11:59 AM (EW9tX)

986 Valve turning, swamp draining.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (PHcLa)

987 GREAT opening statements. Perfect.

Posted by: stace at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (ozZau)

988 Oh, dear G*d, I am so loving his words. Heads in Congress just exploded. Hillary's pants exploded, too.

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 12:00 PM (8TdcF)

989 He hasn't said "I" or "me" or "mine" much.

Already so different from Obama!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:01 PM (riF5p)

990 I would to see a 'pan-n-scan' of the establishment clowns behind President Trump as he gives this speech.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (ry4ab)

991 "These are just and reasonable demands from a righteous people"

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (timOb)

992 Barry must be clenching his big teeth listening to this.

LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (riF5p)

993 Holy smokes. This speech is amazing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (mPyCN)

994 I think I hear Leftist scum in the background during the speech.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 12:02 PM (9G/k0)

995 wow! laying markers down!
hahah no unity with democrats talk so far

Posted by: harley1911 at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (XCvWP)

996 Barry speechless.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (timOb)

997 Certainly not a anodyne speech. Not a bunch of feel good platitudes but it might be a bit harsh for an inauguration speech.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:04 PM (EW9tX)

998 America First!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (0tfLf)

999 America First, America First!!

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 12:05 PM (ex86h)

1000 Great speech. They can probably hear me roar from DC.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (9G/k0)

1001 The short version of this speech: FU Globalists.

Long Live the Republic!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (ry4ab)

1002 996 It isn't Barry only that is speechless. This also targets Clinton and Bush as well as both GOP and Dem Congresscritters.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:06 PM (EW9tX)

1003 Hard to read Pres. Bush's expression. He seems to be relishing seeing Barry begin to live the same nightmare he's lived through.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (timOb)

1004 "It is the right of all nations to put their own interests first."

Go, GO GO!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:07 PM (EW9tX)

1005 "The right to put our interests first."
What a jingo!

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (UfqKz)

1006 oooooo

He said we will defeat radical islamic terrorism.

But Barry says it doesn't exist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (riF5p)

1007 WOW! Did I just hear "radical Islamic terrorism" -never heard that from a US President! WTG

Posted by: ariesWoman at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (aSMB7)

1008 Throwing the gauntlet down to all the American-hating libs, from both parties in govt, who plan on opposing him...

Posted by: Vargas at January 20, 2017 12:08 PM (48daW)

1009 He just said "radical Islamic terrorism". Is that even allowed?

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (timOb)

1010 "When you open your heart to patriotism, there's no room for prejudice."

Amazing. He's CRUSHING IT.

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 12:09 PM (ex86h)

1011 > Did I just hear "radical Islamic terrorism"

why yes he did...and he added ERADICATE it!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (swEzU)

1012 I hope all of those establishment types sitting behind him brought a change of underwear

Posted by: harley1911 at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (XCvWP)

1013 "We will be protected by God." Yes, he said it.

Posted by: fly gal at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (8TdcF)

1014 Think?
DREAM?
It's been a long time since a POTUS said (with sincerity) we could do that.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:10 PM (timOb)

1015 Dude, heads must be exploding everywhere in DC

Posted by: dcbluenose at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (35qSM)

1016 it is jihadist Islam. radicals are those that are peaceful.

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (fJQAI)

1017 True Hope and Change on the horizon.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 20, 2017 12:11 PM (EW9tX)

1018 Oh man - Michelle looks PISSED.OFF. Right on!!

Posted by: Pinkie Tuscadero at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (ex86h)

1019 That speech had to have been a dagger to the heart of Obama, and I see Michelle is wearing her resting b*tch face.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (CQny9)

1020 Barry giving Trump the stink-eye.


LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 12:13 PM (riF5p)

1021 from the Simon Weisthenal center even, oy veh!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 20, 2017 12:15 PM (swEzU)

1022 Barry seems to be praying for the first time ever in public.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (timOb)

1023 "If I forget thee, o Jerusalem..."

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:16 PM (timOb)

1024 I guess that wasn't a progressive Jew leading the prayer... just say'n.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (ry4ab)

1025 Franklin Graham is up. So CAIR didn't get what they wanted. Good.

Posted by: Abby Normal at January 20, 2017 12:17 PM (cQO95)

1026 Yup, no Iman present... so we're spared the lies of Islam.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (ry4ab)

1027 Can we put Trump's speech on the walls of a monument now?

Let's think of the perfect location. DC, or not?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 20, 2017 12:18 PM (U8Hxf)

1028 *hic* *squirt* *thud*

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (8TdcF)

1029 #1026 This means the DNC will have to put Ellison in as the head just to show us. Bring it.

Posted by: Abby Normal at January 20, 2017 12:20 PM (cQO95)

1030 Trump's monument can go on the ruin of some particularly corrupt Cabinet department building.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (timOb)

1031 Where are the wails?This lazy chick is just singing the actual notes of the song.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 20, 2017 12:21 PM (UfqKz)

1032 I saw a couple FB posts this morning tht the young lady singing the National Anthem actually received death threats.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (jKUeC)

1033 Michelle Obama with her hand on her heart is fidgeting and grimacing like Gollum touching elvish rope.

Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 12:22 PM (timOb)

1034 So much for DisruptJ20. Those fuckers were invisible.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 20, 2017 12:30 PM (cct0t)

1035 Where is everyone? Drinking?

Posted by: Lurker primus at January 20, 2017 12:39 PM (DhPrq)

1036 Poor Hillary. Sitting thru the inauguration would be like having made Pete Best sit thru the Beatles Shea Stadium concert.

Posted by: Ringo at January 20, 2017 01:16 PM (aQJqj)

1037 "No personal scandals" means...he didn't commit adultery during his 8 years in the White House? Gee, that's ... great. Makes him better than the last Dem president, right? So there's that.

Posted by: scoville unit at January 20, 2017 01:45 PM (hWh8W)

1038 boring shit........too much pomp osity and old folk staggering down stairs and not enuf pussy hats..thank gawd it's gonna be 400 years till the next one.......

Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 02:05 PM (+zN6H)

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