aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Gwennyth Paltrow's Dumb Webzine GOOP: You Should Stick Rocks Up Your Mish to Increase Your "Feminine Energy" or Something
I guess she's been talking to Lena Dunham.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 03:56 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 03:57 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 03:57 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2017 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 03:58 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (GwIKd)
Ace, remember your idea of literal decimation of the GOP? Want to think about trying to get something like that started at a state level?
Make our red states redder?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (yORMz)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's pet rock at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (4WhSY)
Make our red states redder?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 03:59 PM (0Veb5)
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If we could get even 25% of the reps understanding the philosophical underpinnings of small government, it'd be a start.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (8ZskC)
The Korean steaming, the $15k dildo, now a rock.
Has she given up men?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (xeeHA)
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I was aiming for 10%, but 25% would be amazing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (I56TX)
Posted by: tubal at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (BQ5O8)
Just throwing that like a grenade.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Seems legit at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:01 PM (0Veb5)
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Just ANYBODY on a given committee to get it. Maybe, mention it before every vote.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (xeeHA)
I think that's what's produced by all the STDs she and Lena probably have.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (8ZskC)
The Korean steaming, the $15k dildo, now a rock.
Has she given up men?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
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Seems to me that she's given up sticking anything with a pulse up her hoohah.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Soona at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tubal at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (BQ5O8)
No ... the rocks bang up against the pussy.
After her having done nude sex scenes (artistic, of course) I would think she knew this, already.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 04:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: Blythe Danner at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE)
http://tinyurl.com/zyprabr
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 18, 2017 04:02 PM (QAOZh)
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Should come with a warning:
**DANGER--FALLING ROCKS**
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: NCKate at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (oM8Np)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (LISuA)
Alternatively, she is a complete moron.
Why choose - they're all morons!!!
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (GwIKd)
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No.
It is not.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:04 PM (UWrxV)
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You have a mish??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (VndSC)
Unlike US accusations of Russian interference, at least Lavrov's claim can be substantiated with a simple google search of news event in mid to late 2016.
Speaking during a press conference following a meeting with his Austrian counterpart Sebastian Kurz, Lavrov said his angry outburst was because Moscow "is tired" of accusations it meddled in the US election. In fact, Lavrov said, it is time to "acknowledge the fact" that it was the other way around.
"US allies have grossly interfered in America's internal affairs, in the election campaign," Lavrov said.
Also many of these governments donated to the Clinton Foundation to help finance Chelsea's wedding.
Posted by: Howard Hughes at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (uIGjr)
And gross.
Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (8b+oT)
Peanut butter really enthuses the pet. So I hear.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (kXtpt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Def Leppard at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Wait, this can't be extrapolated to other orifices?
:::sulks:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (UWrxV)
"Inez"
24K gold!
http://goop.com/not-so-basic-sex-toys/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (r/0kC)
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If it shuts Gwyn the fuck up, she can shovel all the gravel up in her she likes.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Pet Rocks at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (bc2Lc)
Igneous, sedimentary?
I mean, there's a lot of difference between a porous tufa or pumice, and a quality basalt.
I'm sure that an oil shale won't be chosen, although with practice, maybe she could engage in a little fracking.
Posted by: tubal at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (BQ5O8)
Posted by: Wanda at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (VndSC)
I'm not saying she doesn't, but really, I think we need proof.
And none of this fake photoshopped nonsense, like they want us to believe about the big tranny Ghostbuster.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Creepy Lucky Charms Leprchaun unzipping his pants at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (Gh3fw)
Because this sure sounds like medical advice. (Alternately, look at vitamin and supplement pills and how they are not claiming to address any disease.)
Yeah, yeah, free speech, but hoist them on their own peards.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (u0s1P)
Keep pushing their buttons & remind them:
Down the street. Not across the tracks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Bilwis
"Bearded Pearls"
Glenn Millers worse selling record
Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Sunny at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (FZj1I)
Posted by: Twisted Sister at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Moran Moran at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (VFhMt)
:::sulks:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (UWrxV)
Never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (zc3Db)
SCORE!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (jxbfJ)
Unless you never want to see them again.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:05 PM (UWrxV)
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Mish Twinkies.
I'm salivating already.
Posted by: Soona at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (kXtpt)
Oh, I did... but I didn't use those words, so it's all good!
Posted by: Gwenyth at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (NOIQH)
This.... leaves me speechless...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (jxbfJ)
It gonna rock around your cock toniiiite.
Posted by: Bill Haley and the Comets at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (CRotO)
LOL.
Winner!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (Pd7Sl)
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PUT RHINO HORN ON YOUR PROSTATE!
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (u/p7K)
Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at January 18, 2017 04:07 PM (VndSC)
Come on, Rock, it's not like you never saw one before...
Unless Doris Day??
I think I'm gonna be zombie sick.
Posted by: Zombie Knute Rockne at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (dlFl2)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:09 PM (kXtpt)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Hey, at least I didn't claim it was an 'ancient Chinese secret'.
Oh, I did... but I didn't use those words, so it's all good!
Posted by: Gwenyth at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (NOIQH)
I would've bet the Japanese myself. They are some real kinky people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Bill Haley and the Comets at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Forest Gump at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (kXtpt)
Posted by: Flyboy at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (qXaHV)
The cabinboy, the cabinboy
the dirty little nipper.
He packed his a$$
with broken glass
and circumcised
the skipper!
Posted by: spongebob's nautical nonsense at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (xVRrG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (dlFl2)
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Yep.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Cheryl Crow at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (XRygQ)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's Mish at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Rush was talking about that today.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (LISuA)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (dlFl2)
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Banana Splits Guy already asked for himself.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PUT RHINO HORN ON YOUR PROSTATE!
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 18, 2017 04:10 PM (u/p7K)
That's because it's supposed to be powdered Rhino horn. Not the result of sticking the landing after pole vaulting at the zoo.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (a3sfz)
Steaming your butthole.
$24000 gold plated dildos.
Don't get your kids vaccinated so that they can transmit diseases that have been wiped out.
Shove rocks up your hooha.
Every so many months she get brutalized online for her stupid ideas, and then she just turns around and does it all over again.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Robert Zimmerman at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (YEelc)
Any chance she can clean used brass in there?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:11 PM (kXtpt)
Perhaps, but it won't be the luscious smell of cordite emanating from the brass any more.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (CRotO)
Like an ancient demon who had a cult of ladies with cooters full of rocks backing Mesopotamia in 2000BC.
Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (8b+oT)
Granted, I cut cable ages ago, and I don't watch continued stories (except Bullwinkle), so I guess I'm just out of touch. But I thought "The Walking Dead" was a show about a newspaper or TV news show. Isn't "zombie" a synonym for "journalist"?
Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (+TcCF)
Speaking of which, we were going thru some boxes (heh) the other day and found one of those Berlin Wall pieces!
Wonder what that could cure?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (C9pBZ)
You can visit the Louvre, Machu Piccu, the Sistine Chapel, the Taj Majal.
And instead you sit and think about what to stuff in your vagjayjay.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (+lVUW)
Well, after all, " Pepper Potts"..
Posted by: tubal at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (BQ5O8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (LISuA)
24K gold!
http://goop.com/not-so-basic-sex-toys/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 04:08 PM (NOIQH)
.........
Oh good grief. I thought it was all a joke.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (2TK/4)
Steaming your butthole.
$24000 gold plated dildos.
Don't get your kids vaccinated so that they can transmit diseases that have been wiped out.
Shove rocks up your hooha.
Every so many months she get brutalized online for her stupid ideas, and then she just turns around and does it all over again.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2017 04:13 PM (+lVUW)
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Heh.
The bint is the Internet's gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Box Rocks 'R Us at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tubal at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (BQ5O8)
Has it ever been discovered why Chelsea Handler keeps getting tv shows?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT
Tits.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Alfred Kinsey at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: blind chinese paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (ODxAs)
Even the empty box itself is smarter than Gwenny.
It's a special level of stupid to be mocked by both the left and the right.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Prayers for VIC at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Red at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (8b+oT)
Don't miss it. It's gonna be huge, and really really funny.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (I56TX)
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Um, sorry I slept through ancient anthropology whose a whatzit?
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (S3oyF)
Is she the one that bought a solid gold didldo for her mish?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (vP09u)
Ah....Trumphopper.... when you can grab the pebble from my puss it will be time for you to go.
Posted by: blind chinese paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (ODxAs)
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*wipes screen*
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: janetoo at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (dRZj8)
Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Wilma Flintstone at January 18, 2017 04:17 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Bradsea Manning at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (TppKb)
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Um, sorry I slept through ancient anthropology whose a whatzit?
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:16 PM (xVRrG)
Quartzacoatl
Posted by: Wilma Flintstone at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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She decided the gold dildo was getting really close to having sex with Donald Trump so she stopped.
Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (c6ONS)
She used to be engaged to Brad Pitt back in the day. Of course Brad hasn't exactly shown wisdom in his choice of women.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Bradsea Manning at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:19 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (EnKk6)
Mark Wahlberg's movie Patriot's Day is being criticized for portraying terrorism as evil.
I
shit
you
not.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (Gh3fw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: John Lennon at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (m+7Nl)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (r/0kC)
Duracells or Energizers.
Directly.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (CRotO)
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
Posted by: Donald Rage Boy at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (agVzX)
MSN headline right now...
FBI, 5 other agencies probe possible covert Kremlin aid to Trump
2 'sources' they say...
The Attack of the Spies against Trump continues...
Posted by: Forest Gump at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bradsea Manning at January 18, 2017 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Step 1: make little rocks out of big rocks
Step 2: paint little rocks
Step 3: insert rocks
Step 4: asshole kaleidoscope
Plenty of time until May!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (UWrxV)
I
shit
you
not.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (Gh3fw)
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I consistently want to throw my cards into the air and quit fucking society. So stupid.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Barbarian at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (57R5r)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Rock Hudson at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (2TK/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: Brad Pitt at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (PY9jH)
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She sold her 24K didldo for a jackhammer.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Bullwinkle. Or Dr. Frankensfurter. at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Brad Pitt at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
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Early, clear THREAD WINNER.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Wilma Flintstone at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (kXtpt)
Posted by: irright at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (pMGkg)
She sold her 24K didldo for a jackhammer.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:23 PM (CRotO)
*ice water all over monitor* By the way, interesting hash.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:21 PM (CRotO)
Well now you tells me.
Posted by: Natalie Wood at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (JO9+V)
Mark Wahlberg's movie Patriot's Day is being criticized for portraying terrorism as evil.
I
shit
you
not.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 04:20 PM (Gh3fw)
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Source?
And it had better not be a couple of Tweets from no name Twitter users.
You can find Tweets that say anything and don't represent larger trends.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:25 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 04:25 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:25 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2017 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Combine leftist stupidity with supposed leftist brilliance. perhaps they'll kill each other.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2017 04:25 PM (326rv)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (EnKk6)
Chicago expects 40,000 for Fridays women's march for women's rights. Only one of 400 events expected nationwide. . . and it's only the beginning according to organizers.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (I56TX)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (UWrxV)
Posted by: Gwenyth at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
Mark Wahlberg's movie Patriot's Day is being criticized for portraying terrorism as evil.
I noticed that in the trailers, they seemed to portray the 'search the whole city' bit in a positive light.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (326rv)
Chicago expects 40,000 for Fridays women's march for women's rights. Only one of 400 events expected nationwide. . . and it's only the beginning according to organizers.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (I56TX)
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I'm sure it will get proportional coverage to the March for Life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)
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Yeah, I know...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:27 PM (CRotO)
Never put pop rocks in the litter box. Cats will shit in your shoes for months.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (/tuJf)
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Dumber.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (0Veb5)
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What march for life?
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (xeeHA)
Chicago expects 40,000 for Fridays women's march for women's rights.
Only one of 400 events expected nationwide. . . and it's only the
beginning according to organizers.
Oh, we've got one scheduled here. It's to fight misogyny, rape, racism, and keeping a woman's control of her body.
And it's open "to people of all genders."
I'm sure dozens will show up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: James T Kirk at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (xeeHA)
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When the dozen or so counter-protesters stand on the other side of the city holding signs that you cover rather thoroughly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:29 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Jared Fogle at January 18, 2017 04:29 PM (57R5r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (SjImc)
...........
Pebbles and Stone?
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:29 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, yeah. She had sense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2017 04:29 PM (ZZ7TD)
FBI, 5 other agencies probe possible covert Kremlin aid to Trump
2 'sources' they say...
The Attack of the Spies against Trump continues...
Posted by: Forest Gump at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (qf6WZ)
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Has ANYBODY point out that Ted Kennedy actually sold his soul to the Russians during the Reagan Years in exchange for their support.
ANYBODY??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Its like St. Patrick's day, the annual re-enforcin' o the stereotypes.
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
ANYBODY??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
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"Old news."
-MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:30 PM (CRotO)
I noticed that in the trailers, they seemed to portray the 'search the whole city' bit in a positive light.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (326rv)
Yeah, no grannies and little kids being ordered out of their houses with their hands above their heads, with F bombs being thrown at them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:26 PM (I56TX)
And if 400 show up they'll still claim 40,000 were there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (OE2ur)
As for Paltrow, she always seemed a self-satisfied ditz, but she seems to be reaching crazy middle-age like those women who reach menopause and suddenly declare themselves priestesses of the Earth Mother or something.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (tHwdc)
his soul to the Russians during the Reagan Years in exchange for their
support.
ANYBODY??
Posted by: fixerupper
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
No. Because it would take an attention span longer than a gnats to explain it.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (u/p7K)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:29 PM (0Veb5)
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Not really on topic but...
I was in a left-turn lane where there was a large anti-abortion protest going on. I'll never forget seeing this girl, MAYBE 17, talking to a woman in a Volvo who was flat-out SCREAMING at her. SCREAMING. I can only imagine the ridiculous leftist vitriol coming out of her mouth.
And the maybe-17-year-old? Calmly, steadily, sharing her message.
It is times like that where I absolutely KNOW the non-evil side.
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (tHwdc)
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I'm betting that people living in Europe in the early 40s thought the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (HgMAr)
CAIR. The Islamic activist group, unindicted co-conspirators in several terrorist groups. You know, Muslims, the guy that want to remove women's rights, stick them in a bag, and rape them when they get out. The ones that don't want women to drive, vote, or own property.
CAIR, who is a Muslim group, part of a religion, that like Christianity teaches that abortion is a sin.
They wouldn't let a pro-life women's group march with them, but CAIR is fine to help out and join in.
Beause this isn't about women at all. Or logic, sanity, or even thought. Its about a whiny bitchfest against Trump, like the 1923 massive Democrat Klan march to protest Harding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (r/0kC)
I sent my congressman, Beyer (fag/idiot- VA
, an email this morning telling him I thought he was an embarrassment.Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)
I'm not sure how we will amuse ourselves through the night. Tomorrow... aw hell, tomorrow is only Thursday. We have another whole day yet, and half of Friday.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (I56TX)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 04:31 PM (UwMHj)
As far as I know, "mish" is an AoSHQ exclusive - I've never seen it anywhere else. And it's relatively recent, too.
When did "mish" begin? In the fall? Anyone recall what started that?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (xeeHA)
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Like those pictures of topless feminists screaming at bishops who are praying quietly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (2bS4o)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (r/0kC)
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Afuckingmen.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (CRotO)
Oh, we've got one scheduled here. It's to fight misogyny, rape, racism, and keeping a woman's control of her body.
And it's open "to people of all genders."
I'm sure dozens will show up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)
Actually, a pro LIFE group of Women wanted to March in the one in DC, and were disinvited...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (kXtpt)
So.... a rolling stone gathers no mish.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (8XRCm)
Fenelon I beleive was the one that suggested it as an alternate, non-naughty term for girl bits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barney Rubbled at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: irright at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (pMGkg)
Yeah exactly, they'd still be firing off fireworks and celebrating, women would be doing all these pride marches and songs would be sung, etc. It would be intolerably nauseating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (0Veb5)
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Very similar. There is a poem...
On my wall hangs a Japanese carving,
The mask of an evil demon, decorated with gold lacquer.
Sympathetically I observe
The swollen veins of the forehead, indicating
What a strain it is to be evil.
Bertolt Brecht
And yet, a strain happily taken by millions.
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Barbarian at January 18, 2017 04:22 PM (57R5r)
Sí.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 04:36 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 04:36 PM (r/0kC)
They wouldn't let a pro-life women's group march with them, but CAIR is fine to help out and join in.
Yep, Women's March co-chair Linda Sansour:
http://www.vox.com/2017/1/16/14274170/
linda-sarsour-muslim-holidays-recognized-new-york-city-schools
Posted by: Gwenyth at January 18, 2017 04:36 PM (NOIQH)
Nov/Dec? Trying to sugarcoat the word pussy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:37 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 04:37 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:33 PM (tHwdc)
Ace did. When the Access Hollywood vid came out.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:37 PM (ZM2xo)
I know another way to increase your energy: stuff ghost peppers up your toy box.
(True story) I was making salsa w/them, and then my wife and I got frisky. The residue around my mouth left her with a lot of extra energy. Expanded her vocabulary in amazing new ways, too.
Posted by: Dom Tullipso at January 18, 2017 04:37 PM (ty7RM)
She should forfeit any acting awards she won for that show.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 18, 2017 04:37 PM (3a+CI)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (0mRoj)
I'll never try again after what happened last time.
Posted by: Barney Rubbled at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (8J/Te)
Yeah Dad, but trust me... Pebbles? False advertising....
/ouch...
Posted by: Bam Bam at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (kXtpt)
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Feminists for life.
Its sounds impossible from the name, but its not fake.
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (xVRrG)
No. That just makes her like my ex.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)
"Amid packing boxes and tears, staffers leaving White House"
http://tinyurl.com/hfx49nj
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (CRotO)
Sittin on the rock in my vjay....
Watchin the tide roooollll away.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)
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LOL!!
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:39 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:39 PM (wt6dz)
Its sounds impossible from the name, but its not fake.
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (xVRrG)
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"Since we won't breed, we need a way to make sure our ideology keeps going. Let's capture the university system!"
-Feminists
"Please don't say anything mean about me."
-College Presidents
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:39 PM (0Veb5)
This is a gal you really want to take home to meet your parents.
Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2017 04:39 PM (FmNHR)
Right around the time of the Trump/Bush tape leak about grabbing women "There".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 04:39 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: irright at January 18, 2017 04:35 PM (pMGkg)
..................
And his hobbies include spelunking.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)
Pissing himself.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (CRotO)
Hey SMFH! I took a mental health day. It seems to be working!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:40 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Loretta Swit at January 18, 2017 04:40 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: irright at January 18, 2017 04:41 PM (pMGkg)
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Feminists for life.
Its sounds impossible from the name, but its not fake.
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:38 PM (xVRrG)
Note that the pro-life feminists wanted to march against Trump too. They were refused by the left. The March for Life people told them they were welcome to join them.
I would hope that these anti-Trump, pro-life feminists would start thinking about who is really on their side.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:41 PM (ZM2xo)
Now you can get your mish steam-cleaned and filled with rocks to get your feminine health up to par!
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:41 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (0Veb5)
A long, slow slide, JimmehM.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ricky and the Long Long Trailer at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (JO9+V)
They should join the gunfags who decided maybe self defense after Orlando's night club isn't such an icky thing after all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Loretta Swit at January 18, 2017 04:40 PM (bc2Lc)
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I'm done.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (kXtpt)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2017 04:41 PM (ZM2xo)
It ain't me.
Posted by: Time at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (JO9+V)
So... it'll be Sen Joe Manchin (D-WV) introducing Rick Perry at Senate confirmation hearings for US Energy Secretary tomorrow.
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Basalt Bob at January 18, 2017 04:44 PM (zke7T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:32 PM (0Veb5)
A long, slow slide, JimmehM.
====================
Except for the really abrupt part right at the end.
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:44 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Dr. Suess's Guide to Radical Feminism at January 18, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Grimm at January 18, 2017 04:44 PM (3a+CI)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (wt6dz)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
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It is the perfect source. Nothing could be more satisfying.
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:45 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 18, 2017 04:46 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:46 PM (JO9+V)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mish
"When ripe it is a yellowish-brown color, and tastes sharp, salty and pungent."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 18, 2017 04:46 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:46 PM (CRotO)
A rolling stone gathers no mish
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (kXtpt)
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You're kidding, right?
Posted by: Mick Jagger at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM (FRQMa)
Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
No, just explaining to the nice officer why your hand is up a chicken's ass.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 18, 2017 04:48 PM (gB3nj)
Since we are talking about idiots, one of the Onion's few actually funny articles in recent weeks, about Lena Dunham, and it even ties in Hamilton from the last thread:
"DNC Aiming to Reconnect with Working Class Americans with New Hamilton Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zq8qevw
Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 04:48 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: The Turtles at January 18, 2017 04:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:48 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Bob Seeger In Gwiny's Cooter at January 18, 2017 04:49 PM (FRQMa)
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a bit confused right? I mean who did they think Hillary was going to appoint to the supreme court - Bishop Barron and Cardinal Dolan?
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:49 PM (xVRrG)
They should join the gunfags who decided maybe self defense after Orlando's night club isn't such an icky thing after all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)
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I get the feeling that they don't like Trump and wanted to use the march as an expression of that. Perhaps try to find a way to connect with other groups and bridge some divides to convey their own message and find other ways that they could combine resources to achieve mutual goals.
I don't think that they saw them as actual allies, just potential political partners.
Good thing they got that shoved back in their faces.
It's important for us to remember that this is how you ensure that your movement just gets smaller, never larger. We should be more open with people who are reaching out to us. We may disagree about something that's important to us, but there may be other places where we can find common ground. So, we may be able to find a political partner in some side fight that we didn't have before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:50 PM (0Veb5)
4 legs
4 thighs
4 wings
4 breasts
2 mishes
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:49 PM (xVRrG)
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https://pbs.tw___.com/profile_images/559166887968260096/e-SnfdE1_400x400.jpeg
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:50 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (FRQMa)
Get thine Mish to a gynecologist!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (S3oyF)
If I didn't have family members who are intent on communicating through facebook, I would drop it. I was just on there for five minutes and was accosted by half a dozen hysterical friends of said family members who are posting every "Trump's cabinet are Nazi's, they stole money, they made millions in the stock market and never disclosed, they hate gays, etc. " they can find from the NY Times to obscure Democrat blogs.
Sorry, just needed to rant.
Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (VDvux)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (wt6dz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (wt6dz)
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Cockmarina?
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (xeeHA)
4 legs
4 thighs
4 wings
4 breasts
2 mishes
WHAT? No cloacas?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (S3oyF)
Trump, about the Press Briefing Room (he's decided to not move it):
"We have so many people that want to go in, so we'll have to just have to pick the people to go into the room. I'm sure other people will be thrilled about that," he said.
"And they'll be begging for a much larger room very soon," he said. "You watch."
(From The Hill, link in nic; clued in by FBN segment just concluded)
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Gwennie P. at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (pMGkg)
"Mishmash is a a confused or disorderly mixture of things, a hodgepodge."
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Does actual mish, rocks, steam, and dildos count as a hodgepodge?
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (CRotO)
I need a great Lemon Meringue Pie recipe.
cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (rF0hx)
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Also..is Meringue difficult to make?
My wife refuses because she says it's difficult. I want her to be wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (wt6dz)
Scamper. Also cockholster but I guess not a euphemism
Cooch. Cooze. Gash. Slit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (S3oyF)
4 legs
4 thighs
4 wings
4 breasts
2 mishes
WHAT? No cloacas?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:52 PM (S3oyF)
Whadda ya think a "mish" is?
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM
.....How can you tell the difference from the NYT to obscure dem blogs? I mean, sure one might be packaged nicer but other than that?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (FRQMa)
Trump, about the Press Briefing Room (he's decided to not move it):
"We have so many people that want to go in, so we'll have to just have to pick the people to go into the room. I'm sure other people will be thrilled about that," he said.
"And they'll be begging for a much larger room very soon," he said. "You watch."
---
He is a master...lol.
Next four years will be entertaining, if nothing else.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (CRotO)
On a related note, buy all my sleep products daaahling!
Posted by: Arianna Huffington, self declared priestess of sleep at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (hvf9s)
pjmedia : DC police will wear body cams but they have to be turned off. Protesters will film police activities to protect first amendment rights.
The ACLU demanded that police (everywhere, not just DC) wear body cams, and now are demanding those cameras be turned off.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (I56TX)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (hKDRi)
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Well, somebody's got to herd the cats.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: estelle costanza at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (kqtMD)
I need a great Lemon Meringue Pie recipe.
cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (rF0hx)
Go to KrogerGo to frozen food aislesGo to Desserts sectionPick up a Marie Callender Lemon Meringue PieCheckout
Return homeDone
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2017 04:55 PM (JO9+V)
pjmedia : DC police will wear body cams but they have to be turned off. Protesters will film police activities to protect first amendment rights.
The ACLU demanded that police (everywhere, not just DC) wear body cams, and now are demanding those cameras be turned off.
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (I56TX)
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Wait...a...minute...
That doesn't make sense.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:55 PM (0Veb5)
"I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen."
-Sean Connery
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 04:47 PM
Why am I suddenly getting even less respect than Michelle Fields around here????
Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2017 04:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 04:55 PM (FRQMa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (cPsPa)
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yeah, I'm sure every cop is totes gonna abide by that.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (y3aQB)
Can't wait to hear the Dems demand that he admit he was evil in shooting a coyote following him while he was running, that he really has gone to rehab numerous times for his pain medication addiction that was so evident during the primaries, and at least half of them will open by asking him if he knows which agency he's been asked to head and does he know what they do.
They will want to see his HS math class transcripts. They will ask if he has any stock in feminine products companies and why not. They will want to know if he eats Mexican food and does he believe that is cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (VDvux)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (zNuLQ)
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q)
True. I just like the word cloaca.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (S3oyF)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (Ylm8X)
Posted by: Merriam - Webster at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 04:54 PM (I56TX)
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If I were a cop, there is no FUCKING WAY I'd go out to battle those protesters without a camera.
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Jade Mish Egg at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (FmNHR)
1) Completely clean, dry mixing bowl
2) ONLY whites of eggs. any yolk whatsoever and it won't puff up.
Posted by: Dom Tullipso at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Code Pink Harpy at January 18, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)
You, by your actions, words, deeds, and votes, have shown that you hate this country, the people in this country, and the philosophies on which this country were founded.
"In the name of God, GO!"
(Or, repent, and be forgiven your sins. So to speak.)
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (s5o+q)
Now you can get your mish steam-cleaned and filled with rocks to get your feminine health up to par!
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:41 PM (CRotO)
I'd rather have it....
No. Just...no.
<deletedeletedelete>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (CRotO)
And honestly, the only role she's been really interesting and pretty in to me was Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. She's adorable in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Obama to the press.
After their last press conference asking "how huge are your balls, sir?"
Fuck them. Fuck him.
Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (xeeHA)
Well one of the things Frank claimed to have seen was women using "ben wa eggs". This was a metal egg, half filled with mercury. A lady would slip it in her old hoo hah then get in a rocking chair and rock back and forth. Pretty soon her sexual energy--what Al Gore called the "second chakra"-- was released. You didn't even have to rinse the ben wa egg before getting back in that rocking chair and going for another ride. And, unlike that lattter day invention, the vibrator, no batteries were required.
So don't go knockin' Gwyneth (although i wouldn't mind) she just may be going retro getting into something that's good.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (Sda6L)
I need a great Lemon Meringue Pie recipe.
cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (rF0hx)
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I use the Joy of Cooking (late 60's edition) recipe.
Basic and fantastic.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (Nox3c)
And the byline isn't "Reggie Love".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (57R5r)
Posted by: Voter dude at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (uBOR6)
Pretty simple recipe. Make sure you use fresh squeezed lemon juice.
https://tinyurl.com/lj6f9mq
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (wV8s/)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (CLKfs)
====================
So were the original Weather Underground.
And they managed to kill people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (0Veb5)
proposed "mish" as a nice alternative to "pussy" because that kept being
thrown around referring to Trump's hand hold. I'm not making this up,
first time I saw it was her post.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Thanks to everyone who proposed The Origin of Mish. This Fen one rings a bell.
Who can confirm that the Do You Even Lift, Bro? guy uses this term?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Rosetta Stone at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (zke7T)
We're considering adding to the meaning(s) of 'misshapen.'
Posted by: Merriam - Webster at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM
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I'm no stranger to misshapen art. (mish apin')
Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (ukNFU)
Elvie "fitness" tracker: http://a.co/dF5Z0Fz
...I think it's because I peruse Amazon Launchpad to see new stuff and that showed up.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: simplemind at January 18, 2017 04:44 PM (xVRrG)
<squeaks>
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Kid Rock at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (lJXY3)
No. Just...no.
<deletedeletedelete>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM
This is ye olde 'leave something to the imagination' ploy, isn't it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (DMUuz)
This is the old "Shit! Daywalkers!" realization.
I could have skipped the comment altogether, but you know, that just isn't who I am.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Stevens at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (tHwdc)
I saw that. Its hard to describe. Imagine the doughiest loser douchebag kid who plays Heroes of the Storm all day, with dyed red hair and piercings in his face, talking about how he's going to kick the Hells Angels' ass.
You just can't make this stuff up, folks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
What lush fantasies lurk within The Moron mind?
The Sock knows!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (DMUuz)
Like, how about radishes? Lots and lots of radishes. Embrace and absorb the power of the radish.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (R+30W)
I'll take "ripe and pungent " for 400, Trebek! And your mother for 20!
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Stinky Bo Kinky at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (uBOR6)
Posted by: Gwyn at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (k+ZgL)
No carrots!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (UWrxV)
Scamper.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 18, 2017 04:51 PM (wt6dz)
Scamper is very cute. I like having a nice array of terms. As the Swedes say, "Beloved children have many names."
Sometimes you feel like a mish, sometimes you feel like a scamper.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ethos at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (t9c06)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (tHwdc)
No I didn't propose it. I think it's silly. I may have said it's preferable to "p***, whoever suggested it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (tOcW/)
1) Completely clean, dry mixing bowl
2) ONLY whites of eggs. any yolk whatsoever and it won't puff up.
Posted by: Dom Tullipso at January 18, 2017 04:56 PM (ty7RM)
A little cream of tartar will help to stiffen it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM
Scamper is huir uv a bonnie. Ah loch havin' a braw array ay terms. as th' Swedes say, "Beloved bairns hae mony names."
Sometimes ye feel loch a mish, sometimes ye feel loch a scamper.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (DMUuz)
The Sock knows!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (DMUuz)
This.Is.The.Moron.Mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (tHwdc)
Sometimes ye feel loch a mish, sometimes ye feel loch a scamper.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (DMUuz)
Luuuuurvely
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Paula Poundstone at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (3a+CI)
"Fast Orange" could also be said to = Trump on this coming Friday-Saturday-Sunday using the trollish handle they give him.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (tOcW/)
At least if you fall in, there's a better than even chance that you'll find another man with a car, so you can drive out of there.
Posted by: Ken at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (uk1DT)
EXCLUSIVE: Florida man charged with threatening to kill President-elect Trump at his inauguration on Twitter was a close family friend of Bill and Hillary Clinton
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 05:56 PM (y3aQB)
I think you meant to say "p****," not "p***."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 18, 2017 05:57 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Doom at January 18, 2017 06:32 PM (ChhNd)
*Not porous enough to significantly contribute to something like TSS at any rate.
Posted by: ravenshrike at January 18, 2017 06:33 PM (x4qG3)
Posted by: mc at January 18, 2017 07:17 PM (TWinl)
Posted by: Learn Some History at January 18, 2017 08:10 PM (SJ184)
I've got something for you that is as hard as any rock you're going to find, will fill you with joy (among other things) and is 100% organic.
Just lie back and I'll do the rest.
Posted by: TeaPartyLee at January 19, 2017 01:01 AM (nqNRJ)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at January 19, 2017 04:24 PM (+DKDC)
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