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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
Here are a few items that didn't get much attention this past week here at the Ace of Spades HQ.
- Quite the gal. She'll steal your soul and your limbs.
- Where's the beef?
- Zombie Trayvon Martin no where to be found
- Quite the Christmas present
- Valu-Rite and driving doesn't mix.
- Cattle, car and laughter. That is weird.
- Now this is a Moron's restaurant.
- Its a weird feel good story.
- Another dating site, it's going to be yuge.
- Another Moron? Nice move.
- Quite the plannerh/t ibguy
You don't pee in our pool. No running with sharp objects.
Play nice with others.
Enjoy these stories or others, open thread. Have a great week.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2017 08:07 AM (0eUIs)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:11 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The Sad Council at January 21, 2017 08:11 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2017 08:12 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 08:13 AM (tv+BP)
Posted by: BignJames
He's already filed for unemployment comp
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (8ikIW)
No, they march on America where women outnumber men in college by 57% to 43%. And remain a 50/50 split of enrolled law school students.
Posted by: redenzo at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 21, 2017 08:16 AM (a4vZ/)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 08:16 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 21, 2017 08:17 AM (qQdus)
The key being he's gone. He's about to find out who his real friends are and how much people really like being around him now that he's not the Affurmatif Axshun Preznit
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:18 AM (IcN+T)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 08:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:18 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: michelle fields at January 21, 2017 08:18 AM (lJXY3)
No, they march on America where women outnumber men in college by 57% to 43%. And remain a 50/50 split of enrolled law school students.
Posted by: redenzo at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (5wSNN)
I'll start taking them seriously when they start protesting pisslamic countries where rape culture is real. Until then, I'll continue to dismiss them like the shrill, vapid, spoiled, attention-whoring little bints that they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 08:19 AM (0mRoj)
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I think it's International Planned Parenthood that's being defunded, not Planned Parenthood in this country yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:07 AM (tOcW/)
See
the link I had above. He is reinstating an old rule that RR started
that prohibited foreign organizations from giving money to NGOs here in
the US. This one will stop PP-International from sending money to PP
here.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:19 AM (mpXpK)
You don't pee in our pool.
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"Welcome to our ool. We left out the p, so you do the same."
Good morning, everyone!
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 08:19 AM (prEBe)
Maybe because they weren't rolled? They are legal tender for all debts public and private....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:20 AM (IcN+T)
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (8ikIW)
dammit.....sprayed coffee everywhere....thanks
Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2017 08:20 AM (x9c8r)
Well the article did say the law was passed in 1965...
Posted by: Golfman at January 21, 2017 08:21 AM (k0S3A)
Being President Emeritus is a profoundly wearying burden on a brilliant mind.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:21 AM (J8/9G)
Only an Imperial Shit-Ton is acceptable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2017 08:21 AM (LTHVh)
Good morning, everyone!
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 08:19 AM (prEBe)
Slightly different version:
"Welcome to out ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2017 08:22 AM (BXC+l)
You don't pee in our pool.
Ah, kufr, but you can't spell "pool" without "poo".
Posted by: Syrian refugee at January 21, 2017 08:22 AM (rH4JY)
Only an Imperial Shit-Ton is acceptable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2017 08:21 AM (LTHVh)
You are correct.
Posted by: Darth Vader at January 21, 2017 08:22 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2017 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2017 08:24 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
He'll always have himself as his own best friend. And he will always be surrounded by those that seek his opinion and his fame.
But maybe the rest of us can just ignore him.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 21, 2017 08:25 AM (S6Pax)
You know, like "just the tip" to see how it feels.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 08:25 AM (5VlCp)
What a great Saturday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 08:14 AM (voOPb)
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It really is a great day! And the first Prt Thread of the Trump Administration, too! Today maybe we should take suggestions for names for the First Dog or First Cat.
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:26 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:26 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Weasel
I really like Brad.
Just make sure you get the right insurance
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:27 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:20 AM (IcN+T)
I don't remember if they ever gave a reason or not. It has been a loooonnnng time ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 21, 2017 08:29 AM (10LGw)
https://tinyurl.com/hhwtyda
Good feel weirdness?
Feel weird goodness?
Whatever...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at January 21, 2017 08:30 AM (Gh3fw)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:30 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:31 AM (Sfs6o)
I can tell it's dead because no live cat of mine would put up with that.
Posted by: rickl
That was my first thought. Kind of takes the fun out of it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 08:32 AM (rH4JY)
I think I'll have a beer!
Posted by: Killerdog at January 21, 2017 08:17 AM (qQdus)
________________________
Waaaayyyy ahead of ya'....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 21, 2017 08:32 AM (TA9IM)
Doesn't mean one must accept hard currency. It's just that all debts must be labeled in dollars. Anyone is free to demand the format of said payment...
/pendanticcapoff
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:32 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:32 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:26 AM (Sfs6o)
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A roly poly adorably pudgy English bulldog. Name him Bumbles.
"Oh...Bumbles!"
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 08:33 AM (prEBe)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:32 AM (auHtY)
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And doesn't hate us personally.
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:33 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Barry at January 21, 2017 08:33 AM (10LGw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:34 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
They will. I've been to feed lots that have a large block of them sitting in the enclosure. Cows will use it like a salt like. Or the product may be getting sent to a feed company that'll mix it in with other products. Again it's mainly for finishing the animal before slaughter
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:34 AM (8ikIW)
How you doing, Vic? And how's the dipso neighbor?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:30 AM (J8/9G)
I'm doing OK.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 08:35 AM (mpXpK)
"I cried," Reiner admitted. "The Obamas were a very important part of my life. The intelligence, and wit and love and hope with which he led was integral to my life. I always felt like he led with love.
Well dear you can join them in Obamatown and chug some Kool Aid with the rest of the cultists
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:35 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:33 AM (Sfs6o)
That too. The fact that I'm as white as Caspar the Ghost means I'm no longer hated by the president.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:36 AM (auHtY)
"pull an Obama"... that phrase fits a number of activities.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:36 AM (C9pBZ)
We did catch enough to see Obama leave the Oval Office for the last time. My wife was clapping her hands in delight like a little girl.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 21, 2017 08:37 AM (wfDW1)
I'll take it.
Posted by: SchlongStrong at January 21, 2017 08:37 AM (V89ie)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:38 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 08:13 AM (tv+BP)
Lol- I said this exact thing to my family last night.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 08:39 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:39 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 08:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:31 AM (Sfs6o)
If I were waking up on in the White House day one on my first day as President, I'd have the GOPe locked and cocked for a briefing where I would show them that more was accomplished in a single day than they had accomplished in the last 8 years. Then 99% of them would be fired and the remainder would be spending their time rooting the archives to find Captain Asshat's hidden appointments and publishing his visitor log and expense reports.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:39 AM (IcN+T)
http://tinyurl.com/hx4to58
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:40 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2017 08:40 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 08:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2017 08:21 AM (LTHVh)
You are correct.
Posted by: Darth Vader
I don't care how much you defecate, Lord Vader. You still get only one piece. And be careful not to soil your cape.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 21, 2017 08:41 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 08:41 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Fabulous Palm Springs! at January 21, 2017 08:42 AM (bc2Lc)
So does this Womyn's March mean sammiches for the spectators?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:38 AM (J8/9G)
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Would you even *want* a sammich touched by a member of the Sisterhood of the Tantruming Granny Panties?
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 08:42 AM (prEBe)
Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2017 08:42 AM (x9c8r)
Someone should have told them to check the calendar. No more Barry to let the go free
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:43 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:43 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:44 AM (Sfs6o)
Modified to fit my universe.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2017 08:45 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 08:41 AM (TppKb)
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I would agree. The reason I'm more cautious in my optimism is having lived through the travesty of the Governator. We had high hopes for him too.
Posted by: Oakland Mayor And Attorney General Jerry Brown at January 21, 2017 08:45 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 08:13 AM (tv+BP)
Lol- I said this exact thing to my family last night.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 08:39 AM (uaHyk)
If you were blind and deaf and didn't know she wore drapes Mooch could be considered pretty.
Oh who the F I'm trying to fool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 08:45 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2017 08:45 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:46 AM (Sfs6o)
And I'll ask you to sign an affidavit stating that you refuse to except the legal tender of the United States in payment of a debt, and we'll see who's claim stands up in court.
"This note is legal tender for all debts public and private".
Posted by: An Observation at January 21, 2017 08:46 AM (s5gFo)
BTW, anyone notice that the "estimate" is down to 200K? It was only a million a few days ago, then 500K, now...
The Houston "protest" was about 15 "free immigrants" marchers. Austin's was even more laughable.
The DC one got press, but even there the numbers of protesters was much smaller than "planned" - notice none are boasting about the "hundreds of thousands" who were to descend on DC...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (C9pBZ)
Oooh RAH, Mr. President!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (IcN+T)
http://tinyurl.com/j73g2dr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (tOcW/)
Sheriff Sally Hernandez, a Democrat elected in November, said Friday her department would stop honoring all federal requests to detain suspects who might be in the United States illegally, the Austin-American Statesman first reported.
Abbott's threat was issued hours after the swearing in of Donald Trump, who has promised to cut federal funding to sanctuary cities.
Finally. It's time to start kicking asses
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: An Observation at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (s5gFo)
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Perhaps, but what does that have to do with Barry?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2017 08:48 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: Michael Palin at January 21, 2017 08:50 AM (rH4JY)
A certain faction of the membership started screaming their heads off about the change, all but accusing the Board of instituting a dictatorship. One told another Governor never to speak to or contact her again.
Madame did some poking around on their FB pages. Almost all of them were rabidly anti-Trump. So it's like their candidate lost the election and now they need some other outlet for their childishness.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:50 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:50 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 08:13 AM (tv+BP)
Right up until the end the MFM was slobbering all over Aunt Esther. Even the hideous piece of 70s upholstery she was wearing yesterday they wet themselves over
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 08:50 AM (auHtY)
If they have that much energy maybe they should be working on a Saturday and close that pay gap between men & women,
Plus, bring me a sammich sugar tits
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 08:51 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 08:51 AM (EZebt)
Sheriff Sally Hernandez, a Democrat elected in November, said Friday her department would stop honoring all federal requests to detain suspects who might be in the United States illegally, the Austin-American Statesman first reported.
__________________
Does TX have a law that requires municipalities to cooperate with the feds in detaining illegal aliens?
If not, it should enact one pronto. And put teeth in it. Make the mayors, sheriffs, whatever, personally liable for any damages caused by illegal alien criminals that they allow to go free.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2017 08:51 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:52 AM (J8/9G)
'cept courts have ruled such.
The question comes up when someone does the penny thing. Generally, courts rule that if a seller has accepted one form of cash as a rule, then they must take all, but if the general payment form is by credit/check/other device, then no.
Of course, if one is paying a government office, then all bets are off...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 21, 2017 08:31 AM (Sfs6o)
So I'm thinking: Okay, woman's march today, which is really a pro abortion rally (pro-life women need not apply), thousands of women crying out "My Body, My Choice, eleventy!".
Trump should send someone over to the march, telling them "President Trump has heard your pleas and agrees that gov't shouldn't be involved. As a result, he has signed an executive order defunding planned parenthood. Your welcome."
Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2017 08:53 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 21, 2017 08:54 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 36 days at January 21, 2017 08:55 AM (0O7c5)
Lots of people acting badly apparently; Sorry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 08:56 AM (tOcW/)
Don't comply, don't get TX State grant monies. Said policy bit the Dallas sheriff.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:56 AM (C9pBZ)
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Yeah, in the interests of accuracy, they should change those signs to:
"My Body, My Choice, Your Money Paying for My Abortions"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2017 08:57 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 08:50 AM (J8/9G)
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Dog shows and politics. I knew it was a thing, but not quite to *that* extent
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 21, 2017 08:58 AM (prEBe)
Dates back to the mid 60's - it was called the "minted and printed" rule.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (C9pBZ)
I wonder how many of them would be arsed to make a special trip, otherwise.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: TOTUS at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 08:51 AM (EZebt)
But your hash is perfect for a Democrat sock.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2017 09:00 AM (tv+BP)
PRESIDENT TRUMP will have the yugest pussy riot ever!
Get the water cannon ready!
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 09:01 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 09:01 AM (voOPb)
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That's a good start then. But I'd make it hurt even more (if I were running the legislature in TX, which I'm not). I'd put in a provision saying that any sheriff, mayor, or other official in the municipality that refuses to comply is liable in civil damages, in their personal capacity, to any person harmed by the illegal alien after his or her release from custody.
Let's see how devoted these open-borders a-holes are to their cause once they have to personally pay the costs -- instead of dumping them onto others.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 21, 2017 09:01 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation at January 21, 2017 09:02 AM (Jw9y+)
Posted by: Molly's Mom at January 21, 2017 09:02 AM (EwGtF)
Oooh RAH, Mr. President!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 08:47 AM (IcN+T)
Same here. I missed most of the coverage, although I was able to watch part of the speech live. It was a real barn-burner!
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 09:02 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 09:02 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 09:03 AM (JSovD)
I wonder how many of them would be arsed to make a special trip, otherwise.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (uaHyk)
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There was a story hear about about a school sending a group of kids to Washington for the inaugural but would be participating in the woman's march today. The trip had been arranged by a lib teacher. I'm convinced she planned this trip thinking she would be celebrating Hillary but got Trump so....lets march!
Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2017 09:03 AM (OAlmw)
Yeah, crossbows are better
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2017 09:04 AM (voOPb)
PRESIDENT TRUMP will have the yugest pussy riot ever!
Get the water and vinegar cannon ready!
FIFY.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 09:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 09:04 AM (sdi6R)
So, so triggering!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2017 09:05 AM (4ErVI)
Do you think that ruling would hold up in Trump's Supreme Count? We are no longer living in the bullshit era of the law.
"...all debts public and private" Not only is cash (I am talking about paper money - not coins) legal tender - it is the only form of legal tender. If you refuse to accept cash I don't owe you anything else - not pigs, cows, bundles of hay, payment by written checks, or payment by credit card. You may also accept payment by any of those - but you have to take cash.
Posted by: An Observation at January 21, 2017 09:05 AM (s5gFo)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (rH4JY)
Which is itself suspect, as of a couple of days ago Travelocity showed approx 500 hotels w/availability in the DC area starting tonight...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (C9pBZ)
BTW, anyone notice that the "estimate" is down to 200K? It was only a million a few days ago, then 500K, now...
Flat tires and spiders.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (J8/9G)
It's always a good day to be an American. Today is a great day.
Since I started reading AoS about 8 years ago, you have been a constant reminder that there were like-minded and well-intentioned folks who were disgusted by our elected leadership, intelligent and thoughtful in their criticisms of it, and willing to work for change. And you're funny as hell to boot.
Thanks.
Posted by: MarkW at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (+YdvV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 09:08 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Georgie Boy Soros at January 21, 2017 09:08 AM (ty7RM)
United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues. Foreign gold or silver coins are not legal tender for debts.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 09:09 AM (mpXpK)
Well there goes my plan for the day.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 08:16 AM
If you were on your first day of vacation, you could switch to Plan B)lunt.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 09:10 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2017 09:11 AM (3Liv/)
Former US Commander (in Chief), Un-President
FUCUP.
Well, it *sounds* about right, tho' doesn't make a lot of sense.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2017 09:11 AM (gTQoY)
Flat tires and spiders.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 21, 2017 09:06 AM (J8/9G)
Like global warming was changed to climate change the Million Womyns March was changed to just the Womyns March. If 5,000 show up the MFM will claim it's 500,000
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 09:12 AM (auHtY)
http://tinyurl.com/h48rdsm
George, your heart may in the right place but your head's up your ass.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 21, 2017 09:12 AM (2K16h)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2017 09:14 AM (gTQoY)
I've had some ideas floating around about that, ok? They're tremendous ideas. Remember the Harriet Tubman thing? Great lady. Important. But I think I'm gonna change that and put Reagan on there. Did you know I met Ronald Reagan? Great guy. Underrated actor. Yuge president. So we're putting Reagan on there first.
I'm also putting Nixon on the fifty because he's another great guy. Did you see this letter he wrote to me? Look at this. Isn't this great. His wife Pat said she thought I had a great future in politics. Such nice people. So yeah Nixon is going on the fifty.
Posted by: President Donald Trump at January 21, 2017 09:14 AM (4ErVI)
O sorry, you can't. It won't be covered.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:14 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2017 09:15 AM (DMUuz)
Nope; I have two cats and I'm not very good at taking pictures. :^) I have had dogs in the past.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:15 AM (tOcW/)
Kristin Gillibrand (duche-nozzle, MI) was yammering on about "unity." The reporter said: "What about the 70 House members who boycotted this ceremony? How does that speak to unity?"
Franklin Graham was being challenged by Nicole Wallace about Trumps moral character. He said: "Well, Bill Clinton was sitting right in front of me at the ceremony. We've had Presidents with these challenges before..."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 21, 2017 09:15 AM (ty7RM)
Up until the late 19th century, pennies and nickels weren't legal tender at all. The Coinage Acts of 1873 and 1879 made them legal tender for debts up to 25 cents only, while the other fractional coins (dimes, quarters, and half dollars) were legal tender for amounts up to $10. This remained the law until the Coinage Act of 1965 specified that all U.S. coins are legal tender in any amount. However, even in cases where legal tender has been agreed to as a form of payment, private businesses are still free to specify which forms of legal tender they will accept. If a shop doesn't want to take any currency larger than $20 bills, or they don't want to take pennies at all, or they want to be paid in nothing but dimes, they're entitled to do so (but, as mentioned earlier, they should specify their payment policies before entering into transactions with buyers). Businesses are free to accept or reject pennies as they see fit; no law specifies that pennies cease to be considered legal tender when proffered in quantities over a particular amount.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 21, 2017 09:15 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:17 AM (tOcW/)
You know Hillz the meanest of mean when she cackles
She'd take a beautiful child, grow him up Dem and vile
Full hoaxes full of fear
Full of grifting and snowflake tears
Full of schemes to last the years as she cackles.
What? Oh Hillary is not now or ever will be President? Yeehaw!
Posted by: Zombie Perry Como at January 21, 2017 09:18 AM (2cZG7)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at January 21, 2017 09:18 AM (IcN+T)
Proof positive that people with polar opposite views can have a thriving, long-lasting friendship, I guess. Also, her husband is a rabid old rightwinger, & yet their marriage works fine.
She is a social worker (surprised?), with an excellent job, which is atypical in that line of work. She was not amused when our Mr. Orange announced that there would be no more federal grants for abused women's shelters.
A lot of genuinely worthy charities are going to have to learn to live without federal funding. It can be done. Lots of charities are doing just that.
Posted by: mnw at January 21, 2017 09:18 AM (Ejylv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
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avoid mirrors
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:18 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: President Donald Trump at January 21, 2017 09:19 AM (4ErVI)
And anyone who takes that oath and is divorced is full of shit. They demonstrated what their word is worth.
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (PqqkK)
George W Bush so embarrassed to be seen in Trump's company he hid in a plastic bag
It was rainy, it was windy and yes, sometimes plastic ponchos are hard to put on. And at the end even Bush laughed at himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (tOcW/)
The parliament has passed a law similar in nature to the Enabling Act and Erdogan will be in power forever. Is it too much to hope Pres. Trump can do anything? Probably too late. Thanks Oblahblah!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (FIrEF)
Indeed. Pick up a rifle or be pointed out and laughed at.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 09:21 AM (C9pBZ)
I agree. i was discussing this yesterday. My best friend of 50 years, I expect voted for Hillary. We're still friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:21 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 09:22 AM (oVJmc)
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Alternate title: Daddy Issues Day.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 21, 2017 09:22 AM (Jw9y+)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler,
Get me my Old Spice and my pipe. Fire up the Oldsmobile...And I'm away!!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 09:24 AM (8ikIW)
Fonda's chief contribution to the proceedings tonight was to declare, "I don't call [Trump] President, I call him the Predator-in-Chief."
Somewhere a wall is missing its firing squad victim
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 09:24 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:25 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (EZebt)
I fail to see the "loss". Pull our forces out, shutter the bases and let them stew in their own juice.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 09:25 AM (IcN+T)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:26 AM (PqqkK)
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It's not about the nail!
Posted by: All Women at January 21, 2017 09:26 AM (PqqkK)
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Technically we are until he gets his appointments up and running.
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2017 09:26 AM (3Liv/)
Section 31 U.S.C. 5103, entitled "Legal tender," states: "United
States coins and currency [including Federal reserve notes and
circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks] are legal
tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues."
This statute means that all United States money as identified
above is a valid and legal offer of payment for debts when tendered to a
creditor. There is, however, no Federal statute mandating that a
private business, a person, or an organization must accept currency or
coins as payment for goods or services. Private businesses are free to
develop their own policies on whether to accept cash unless there is a
state law which says otherwise.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 09:26 AM (mpXpK)
Because the Co-chair of the Women's March is - get this! - NYC Muslim activist Linda Sansour.
The Left is so predicatble.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2017 08:59 AM (rH4JY)
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Yes, the FSA runs this town for sure.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 09:29 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 21, 2017 09:29 AM (C9pBZ)
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Heck, why aren't i marching on a mosque. I'd never have to mow the yard again!
Posted by: All Women at January 21, 2017 09:29 AM (PqqkK)
what they perceive to be Trump's attitude towards women and I expect
that BLM women will be something about Black women.
What's funny, Fen, is this is a common problem with Lefty protests. Sure, it may start out about one particular issue, but then it's hijacked by all of the usual activists/issues. What's the over/under there's a "Free Mumia" poster?
That why I like "Daddy Issues Protest" someone mentioned earlier - covers all the things these galls are upset about.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:29 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:30 AM (PqqkK)
Will they be open when the garbage cans and bricks come flying through the windows?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 21, 2017 09:30 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 09:30 AM (6gk0M)
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"Reproductive rights"...'cuz they apparently don't have any of that.
Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 21, 2017 09:31 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 09:31 AM (6gk0M)
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seriously? Have you seen girls throw? They're almost as bad as Obama.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:31 AM (PqqkK)
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/444083/unprecedented-president-yuval-levin
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2017 09:32 AM (oVJmc)
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why don't they call them NON-reproductive rights?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (PqqkK)
I have to admit to being a little disappointed in that part.
I was hoping for Farmalls "on tip-toe" (you are sure enough a tractor guy if you get that one), hordes of poppin' johnnies and maybe a Minnie-Mo UDLX.
Because, classy and luxurious. http://tinyurl.com/hllnsw9
An A.D.Baker and a Rumeley Oil Pull would not have hurt a thing, either.
And a real conservative would have held out for this:
http://tinyurl.com/hhrnwkf
which, if you went to the Military Ball last night, you walked under.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (H5rtT)
They are like the Russian Military of WW2. What they lack in quality, they make up with quantity.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (d76uN)
Oh, I caught the end of that show, which I never watch, because I knew it would be so-bad-it's-funny.
-- Olberman has slipped into full-on paranoia
-- Apparently the Tea Party was really, really effective and the Left needs to copy their approach
-- No more Mr. Niceguy (!?) for the Dems after Senate refused to confirm Merrick Garland
Alternate universe these guys are living in.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (NOIQH)
I was forgetting "Trump hates Muslim women" since the Muslim woman activist will be there as someone Lizzy(?) already mentioned.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (tOcW/)
Proof positive that people with polar opposite views can have a thriving, long-lasting friendship, I guess. Also, her husband is a rabid old rightwinger, & yet their marriage works fine.
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Do we have the same friend?
It's amazing to me that friends and spouses can have the same general moral foundation and philosophical outlook on what constitutes a life well lived, yet their "politics" can be at opposite ends of the spectrum. And yet I experience it all the time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 09:35 AM (EnKk6)
At least goats can mow the lawn...you say we can get EIGHT for one woman?
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:35 AM (TppKb)
Well said and I agree. If you have been paying attention, the past 8 years have been outraging. Ace, Cobs, and teh Horde have been sweet relief from the suffering.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 09:35 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 21, 2017 09:35 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 21, 2017 09:36 AM (+FSld)
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Have you noticed, no marches for women's rights in Saudi Arabia. Cause that's like chick paradise.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:36 AM (PqqkK)
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And kick them out of NATO. And see how long they can get along with the Russians, given their historic enmity.
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2017 09:37 AM (3Liv/)
Finally!
More wymyn serial killers.
They've been excluded for so long from the ranks of top serial killers by the Patriarchy...
...like STEM careers or something.
She smashed your glass ceiling h8ters!
Take that Trump!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 21, 2017 09:37 AM (9q7Dl)
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Mustafa give you nine for Ivanka
Posted by: Mustafa at January 21, 2017 09:37 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation at January 21, 2017 09:02 AM (Jw9y+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-t3I5uFro
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 09:38 AM (8nSP1)
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 09:38 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 09:39 AM (JSovD)
Posted by: Mustafa at January 21, 2017 09:39 AM (PqqkK)
Activists had chained themselves to inauguration entrances, so that people couldn't enter. Keep that in mind when people sneer at the crowds.
For the parade, I have no idea. Over at Breitbart they had an undercover reporter who recorded long-time activists planning to shut down the parade. These are people who have been causing riots outside of the RNC every four years, etc. I would bet that Breitbart turned this info over to the SS/FBI/DC police and that they upped their parade protection plans in response to it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:40 AM (NOIQH)
was hoping for Farmalls "on tip-toe" (you are sure enough a tractor guy
if you get that one), hordes of poppin' johnnies and maybe a Minnie-Mo
UDLX. Because, classy and luxurious. http://tinyurl.com/hllnsw9 An A.D.Baker and a Rumeley Oil Pull would not have hurt a thing, either. And a real conservative would have held out for this:
http://tinyurl.com/hhrnwkf which, if you went to the Military Ball last night, you walked under. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 09:33 AM (H5rtT)
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There was only a brief glimpse of tractors (from what I saw red and yellow, no greens or orange), from the parade. Darn it, I love seeing the newest and best in local parades (not seen in the past 5 years), and I really wanted to see which group had the stones to do it in DC. I also love the local parades that show off all of the taxpayer-funded rigs, like we had to get a high-rise type thing because of the building, and see and know what we are paying for.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
It was raining. Lots of people were at the Mal and then may have leftl and Protesters were blocking roads and highways and stopping some people who wanted to attend. Also, much higher security checkpoints might have deterred people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:40 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:40 AM (PqqkK)
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Draw a 50 mile circle around the white house. Ask yourself what Donald Trump's vote share was within that circle.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:42 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 21, 2017 09:42 AM (+FSld)
What a beautiful morning!
Oblabla doesn't matter one little bit.
I guess he'll have to go kick his dogs or
drop a deuce in Michelle's undies drawer to get his hate fix now.
Soon all of TFG's "accomplishments" will be swept away by a glorious tide of win.
I shan't think about that weasel any more.
Beautiful day.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 21, 2017 09:42 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Miss Sippi at January 21, 2017 09:43 AM (ByoS/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 09:43 AM (6FqZa)
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/01/20/
exclusive-undercover-audio-reveals-protesters-plans-shut-trumps-inaugural-parade/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:43 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:44 AM (TppKb)
https://vimeo.com/66753575
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:40 AM (PqqkK)
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Hahaha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2017 09:44 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:44 AM (tOcW/)
I've watched this like 5 times, and it gets funnier every time. Seriously, it's worth the click:
http://tinyurl.com/zz992p6
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 21, 2017 09:46 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 09:46 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mustafa
Will flashlights be needed to find the car keys?
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 09:47 AM (8ikIW)
8% in neighboring Prince George's County MD
19% in neighboring Montgomery County MD
16% in neighboring Arlington County VA
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:48 AM (PqqkK)
I fail to see the "loss". Pull our forces out, shutter the bases and let them stew in their own juice.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2017 09:25 AM (IcN+T)
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Like the Iranians, these nations were secular yet Islamic people, who have evolved or are evolving into serious Islamist threats. Both countries occupy fairly important geopolitical positions. We cannot and should not ignore these developing threats. I hope President Trump would adopt a more assertive policy than Carter, Clinton, and Obama did dealing with Iran. Turkey should be our most important ally in the Middle East aside from Israel, but it's not. That is a problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2017 09:48 AM (EZebt)
Sorry, she's worth 12.
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:44 AM (TppKb)
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DONE. Haha, Mustafa would have paid 14 goats
Posted by: Mustafa at January 21, 2017 09:49 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 09:17 AM (tOcW/)
Fenelon, you are a gem without equal.
What you said has made me as happy as the day I was allowed to play with a linen cartridge Sharps and a Spencer repeater.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 09:49 AM (8nSP1)
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they love me. They REALLY Love me!
Posted by: Sandra F at January 21, 2017 09:50 AM (PqqkK)
8% in neighboring Prince George's County MD
19% in neighboring Montgomery County MD
16% in neighboring Arlington County VA
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:48 AM (PqqkK)
Bet they didn't like his speech much.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 09:50 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: NCKate at January 21, 2017 09:52 AM (0McF9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 21, 2017 09:42 AM (+FSld)
Eh.
People still think they're supposed to like TFG publicly even if they don't personally.
And there's still are fair amount of fear over TFG's weaponized gov't.
The Dims have yet to realize that they must denounce TFG and his policies if they ever hope to be a major party anytime soon.
Right now, they're doubling down on stupid and violence,
which, of course, will make their "come to Jesus" moment look phony when it happens and make their comeback harder.
I give it six months to one year before the average Dim figures out what a liability TFG is and was and that perhaps getting 4-square behind letting creepy men into the ladies bathroom with little girls wasn't the best policy in the world.
But, enough of the past.....Beautiful day.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 21, 2017 09:52 AM (9q7Dl)
Now off to MakeViviGreatAgain!
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 09:53 AM (11H2y)
http://tinyurl.com/zz992p6
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
But we Farcebooked, we hashtagged, we tweeted, we laughed at all teh funny memes. And he still has the audacity to take the oath of office!!!
Blarghablarghbabbly BLARGH!
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2017 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Please don't ask that question.
Posted by: Pat at January 21, 2017 09:54 AM (d76uN)
8% in neighboring Prince George's County MD
19% in neighboring Montgomery County MD
16% in neighboring Arlington County VA
It's a shame that some of us have to think in terms of rolling the BUFFs to deal with Our Nation's Capital, even a bigger shame that we have to worry about whether we have dnough.
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 09:55 AM (TppKb)
I would like that to happen - make 'em put their money where their mouth is.
That's the great thing about one of the most common protests done by Lefties since the election: when they get pissed off they donate to Planned Parenthood or some other Lefty organization in revenge ("Take that, Paul Ryan!!").
It's great because they are embracing private funding of their favorite organizations, which is a very conservative approach. Let the government stop funding your pet causes and you pony-up the cash instead!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2017 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Might we find in out hearts Your love and providence for Southern Mississippi.
Allow us, in our joy, to find love and charity during these confusing times.
In Jesus' name, I pray...
*amen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 09:55 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 09:56 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 09:56 AM (6gk0M)
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Watch what people do, not what they say.
What they say is 'Me not racist'
What the did was vote against the people implementing his policies.
Honestly who the fuck cares how popular the Person is. We're electing Policies. I don't really like Trump. But i think i'm going to like what he DOES.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:57 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 21, 2017 09:57 AM (cct0t)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hk7rbkh
I especially like the double salute with the text below stating:
You're not at work because you don't have a job. You're not at school because education isn't important to you. No one takes this protest seriously because every 20 minutes for 8 years Obama dropped a bomb and you said nothing.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 21, 2017 09:57 AM (Ag8Mw)
-Posted by: Toad-O at January 21, 2017 09:57 AM (cct0t)
Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 09:58 AM (6gk0M)
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i doubt that Xe has even self-identified to Xe.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 09:58 AM (PqqkK)
Also, in watching the day-long coverage, Cavuto said Moochelle was at
near 80% approval, the JEF's approval around 60%. It is particularly
interesting how such president with supposed stratospheric high approval
ratings lost the Congress and the White House to the opposing party. Even from Faux, I don't believe those approval numbers.
Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 21, 2017 09:42 AM (+FSld)
FAUX just ran another round of polls. And they are just like all the polls that were ran before the election. Worthless. I don't see how anyone can push any of these BS polls anymore.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 09:58 AM (mpXpK)
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checks acronym dictionary
Brothers United for Future Foreskins?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:00 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (6gk0M)
http://tinyurl.com/zz992p6
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
It's Pat
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (auHtY)
When they're prepared to step up and fund the schools, jails, and hospitals full of illegals that right now eat taxpayer dollars...
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (TppKb)
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Someone pointed out that xe glances at the camera before screaming. So fake.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (Om16U)
1st Full day Of the Trump/Pence White House !
Just had to type that again !! It Feels GREAT to type
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 10:03 AM (TppKb)
http://tinyurl.com/zz992p6
-Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:04 AM (6gk0M)
There is no "real" with these types. Fake causes and fake lives. One long sustained mass delusion.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 21, 2017 10:04 AM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: Mustafa at January 21, 2017 10:04 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: azizz at January 21, 2017 10:05 AM (d76uN)
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I have to say JEM, that does sound like it would be somewhat more effective.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:05 AM (PqqkK)
The problem is probably that he is from Michigan.
He should move to Ohio and heal thine self.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:06 AM (6gk0M)
His position - certainly pennies are legal tender and will be accepted as payment.
However, the court does not permit partial or installment nor incomplete payment of monies due the court; payment must be in full or it not be accepted.
The court is presented with a large amount of coins which are claimed to represent full payment. However, the court has no way of knowing this to be correct. Even if the amount of coins presented is short by one penny, payment is not complete and cannot be accepted. Indeed, the court is not permitted to accept overpayment, even by one cent.
Until the payee can prove to the satisfaction of the court that the amount presented is complete and correct, payment cannot be accepted.
Too long/ didn't read version: you want to pay with pennies, start counting. After you prove the amount is perfectly correct, we'll accept it.
Posted by: Spot at January 21, 2017 10:06 AM (uk240)
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Someone pointed out that xe glances at the camera before screaming. So fake.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:01 AM (Om16U)
Yep, it was street theater. Note also that xe stopped xer fake blubbering for a second when xe glanced at the camera, then started up again.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:06 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:07 AM (hJamr)
He should move to New Mexico, it'll help lower their statistics.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:08 AM (6FqZa)
FAUX just ran another round of polls. And they are just like all the polls that were ran before the election. Worthless. I don't see how anyone can push any of these BS polls anymore.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 09:58 AM (mpXpK)
They haven't got a clue about what else to do. So they keep pushing polls at us, as if they haven't figured out how useless they are.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2017 10:08 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:09 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:09 AM (pUDQf)
Even Obamabot Nancy Sinatra called out Clinton News Network for fake News
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 10:10 AM (y3aQB)
well Reggie Love is a Late Sleeper I have heard
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 10:10 AM (y3aQB)
-Posted by: Spot at January 21, 2017 10:06 AM (uk240)
Convenience stores only accept wrapped coinage with your address on it in Northeast Ohio.
You also have to show a valid I.D. to confirm said address.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:11 AM (6gk0M)
Any locality with a significant Native Alcoholic population, unfortunately.
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 10:11 AM (TppKb)
4 AM: sex w Melania
4:45AM: shower, breakfast
5 AM: teabagging of a printout of Obama's Exec Orders
5:05 AM: repeal the lot
6 AM: troll about it on Twitter
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:11 AM (6FqZa)
Well, he isn't going to stop. For really good reasons (interview from yesterday's inaugural ball). He's a single Trump supporter:
He told Page Six, "A lot of people recognize me from the MyPillow ads, and they often stop and ask for pictures. It's a blessing," as a group of attractive blond women approached.
http://tinyurl.com/zz3qkp9
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2017 10:12 AM (X4ZNp)
4 AM: sex w Melania
4:45AM: shower, breakfast
5 AM: teabagging of a printout of Obama's Exec Orders
5:05 AM: repeal the lot
6 AM: troll about it on Twitter
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:11 AM (6FqZa)
Coffee. Everywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 10:12 AM (ywNoU)
Russia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs regrets that it will no longer be working with the Obama administration.
(shows her dancing a jig)
https://twitter.com/NinaByzantina/status/822549613538377730
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:12 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 10:10 AM (y3aQB)
She was responding to a lie they told about her saying something opposed to Trump. She fired back that she had not said it and called them FAKE news. I guess that is the new term for liars.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:14 AM (mpXpK)
Seven for all MSNBC in their chamber of echos
Nine for Meagain Kelly doomed to die in the ratings
One for the Dark Lady without a throne
In the Land of DC where the politicians lie
One Trump to rule them all. One Trump to beat them
One Trump to bring them all and in the light expose them
In the Land of DC where the politicians lie
Posted by: JRR Mustfa at January 21, 2017 10:14 AM (PqqkK)
https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/822666711442870276
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:15 AM (Om16U)
I would like the Texans to take that chance. It can't be any worse than all their previous QB decisions.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:15 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 21, 2017 10:16 AM (vFmT2)
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Polls News
And i say that as a statistician
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:16 AM (PqqkK)
It wasn't so much a lie as a 'misinterpretation' of her 'joke'.
I misinterpreted also.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:16 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (TppKb)
I would like the Texans to take that chance. It can't be any worse than all their previous QB decisions."
-Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:15 AM (IDPbH)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (6gk0M)
Some merchants have to deposit a lot of coins like that. Usually people who run vending machine operations.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (mpXpK)
Russia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs regrets that it will no longer be working with the Obama administration.
(shows her dancing a jig)
https://twitter.com/NinaByzantina/status/822549613538377730
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:12 AM (Om16U)
Hilarious. I'm sure the media will call this proof the Russians did something evil during the election.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:18 AM (pUDQf)
Russia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs regrets that it will no longer be working with the Obama administration.
(shows her dancing a jig)
https://twitter.com/NinaByzantina/status/822549613538377730
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:12 AM (Om16U)
Hilarious. I'm sure the media will call this proof the Russians did something evil during the election.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:18 AM (pUDQf)
Even when interests diverge, most reasonable heads of state and businessmen would prefer dealing with someone who knows what he's doing rather than some incompetent assclown.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2017 10:20 AM (ywNoU)
Some merchants have to deposit a lot of coins like that. Usually people who run vending machine operations."
-Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (mpXpK)
Yes, exactly. The problem lies in the fact that neither Courts nor Convenience Stores have said scales.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:20 AM (6gk0M)
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Why is it that the lamentations of their women sounds so great, but the lamentations of my woman...not so much?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (bpfzP)
Just go run it all into the Coinstar kiosk. DMV takes Amazon gift card codes, right?
Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (IDPbH)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (bpfzP)
They're Salt-of-the-Earth folks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:23 AM (6gk0M)
Hilarious. I'm sure the media will call this proof the Russians did something evil during the election.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:18 AM (pUDQf)
I have to admit that I like the way the Russians are having fun with the "Russia hacked the election" meme.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:23 AM (bpfzP)
Michigan state motto: 'Alcohol may have been a factor.'
New Mexico FUUNY BECAUSE
in Ohio, if you get those special DUI license plates, they're almost identical to New Mexico's regular license plates. They have 3 nicknames, "Party Plates," "Roofer Plates," and then "New Mexico Plates." We always sympathize with actual New Mexicans who have to drive in Ohio. They get special attention.
For some reason, bar parking lots always seem to be full of them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 10:24 AM (H5rtT)
I misinterpreted also.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:16 AM (IDPbH)
I didn't see any joke in the story I was talking about in her response to CNN. We may be talking about separate things.
CNN said she didn't like them using her father's song. She responding back that she had never said that. Then she said "Why do you lie CNN?"
http://bit.ly/2kcoy7C
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (dargh)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (UOr6C)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (bpfzP)
Places like Walmart and Kroger don't as long as you use the money there. Just give the ticket to the cashier so the bar code can be scanned.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (d76uN)
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Now we just have to wait for someone to sign him so we can trade the #1 pick for him
Posted by: Cleveland Browns at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:26 AM (HiDrR)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:23 AM (bpfzP)
Drunken Latin?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:26 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (bpfzP)
They're Salt-of-the-Earth folks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:23 AM (6gk0M)
The need to get a little black and white bulldog mix.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:26 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:26 AM (HiDrR)
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I'm stumped too. I don't know what that was.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:26 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: April at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (e8PP1)
I figure Obama's poll numbers reflect nothing more than people's
approval of themselves for voting for the black guy. They voted for him
solely for that reason, and by that measure he's a roaring success.
He's still black, and he still proves that they aren't rayciss.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (dargh)
ALL poll numbers reflect what the people who developed the poll and conducted want them to reflect.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (mpXpK)
-Posted by: Publius Redux at January 21, 2017 10:25 AM (UOr6C)
His hash is (Balz1).
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (6gk0M)
Just give the ticket to the cashier so the bar code can be scanned.
Yeah, get a Walmart gift card and use it at the pump. I think they give an additional discount for using the card.
Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (hJamr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (PqqkK)
Are you sure that wasn't supposed to be the "lamination of the women"?
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (8nSP1)
Somebody asked her about them using her Father's song and she 'joked' , don't forget what the first line is.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (6gk0M)
Because you have to live with yours.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (vSLxs)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (bpfzP)
If you have an account there, you may deposit that amount or take the folding cash. NO CHARGE! NO SKIM!
No account? It's like an 8% haircut, similar to CoinStar.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (JO9+V)
Imagine the lines for the bathroom.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:17 AM (mpXpK)
My buddy who runs a car wash does that. Odd to see 5 gallon buckets 2/3's full of quarters. 50 pounds equals $1,000 or so.
Posted by: Golfman at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (k0S3A)
Places like Walmart and Kroger don't as long as you use the money there. Just give the ticket to the cashier so the bar code can be scanned.
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here's a crazy idea, spend the change. You've got 30 seconds from the drive thru to the cashier to count out 67 cents.
Self scan checkout machines accept change. I put about $16 in change into one of those bastards in one trip.
Posted by: Cleveland Browns at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (PqqkK)
My kids used to like doing that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:31 AM (bpfzP)
Yes, a man's ties are supposed to end at the tip of his peepee. His go all the way to his balls. I don't like them at all.
Posted by: Bernaise at January 21, 2017 10:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2017 10:32 AM (hJamr)
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at January 21, 2017 10:27 AM (8nSP1)
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sorry, but your joke left me flat
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:32 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:31 AM
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Maybe that chant/repetitive thing was Sikh?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:33 AM (HiDrR)
Imagine the lines for the bathroom.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (pUDQf)
Hahaha...yup. Waves of cropped haired, bitter faced old lefty battleaxes wearing out their Poise undergrammyroos.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:33 AM (5VlCp)
Yes, a man's ties are supposed to end at the tip of his peepee. His go all the way to his balls. I don't like them at all.
Posted by: Bernaise at January 21, 2017 10:31 AM (JO9+V)
I've been tying mine WAY too short then.
Posted by: Dick "Warcock" Cheney at January 21, 2017 10:33 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (HiDrR)
Sikhs are headed right down-town.
Making Turbans Great Again.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (6gk0M)
I would rather go out on The Mall and enjoy The Lamentation of the Womyn.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (9G/k0)
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and of course they'll all go to the port-o-john together
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:33 AM (HiDrR)
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Could be. I bet after the service they'll say something, or I can find it on a website.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:35 AM (bpfzP)
https://youtu.be/luDZO7-ZgFo
Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyevski.
Glory to Russian Bear! Glory to Comrade Putin!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 10:35 AM (9ZO1B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (bpfzP)
The article:
Of course, the first line of My Way is And now the end is near . . . Which could explain why CNN
thought she was unhappy with Trump's song choice.
Her tweet:
That's not true. I never said that. Why do you lie, CNN?
Maybe that first quote is a joke. But anyway it doesn't really matter anyway.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2017 10:30 AM (pUDQf)
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bathroom attendants better get combat pay today
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (PqqkK)
Ben Rhoades at the holocaust memorial council is a affront to to all that is descent and good.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 21, 2017 10:37 AM (MXgaX)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:37 AM (bpfzP)
It's as Christian a crowd as one could imagine.
We like the precision riding team The Westernaires.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 21, 2017 10:37 AM (U6f54)
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Is the peepee at Hilary or at full Melania?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:38 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 10:38 AM (9ZO1B)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2017 10:29 AM (IDPbH)
I saw write-ups about this exchange on a couple of the sites I( go to in the mornings and none of them mentioned that line, so if it was originally there that is why I missed it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:38 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:38 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:34 AM (6gk0M)
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I thought it was fag...
Posted by: Milo Y at January 21, 2017 10:39 AM (PqqkK)
Does this have "The Trump of God" in it?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 10:39 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 10:39 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:39 AM (6gk0M)
This method is much more efficient that throwing unsorted coins in a big jar, then having to take the time to sort and roll them when the jar is full.
I also pick out pennies dated 1982 or earlier and keep them at home. They have copper, which along with silver and gold coins, may come in handy in the Burning Times.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:40 AM (sdi6R)
St. Bridget.
Patron Saint of Pancakes
http://www.catholicculture.org/culture/liturgicalyear
/recipes/view.cfm?id=1327
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 21, 2017 10:40 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:41 AM (bpfzP)
Is the border patrol allowed to actually patrol yet?
Enough ceremony, let the demolition and rebuilding begin.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2017 10:42 AM (uFxPi)
Posted by: Rachael Corie at January 21, 2017 10:42 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: St Alfonzo at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (bpfzP)
-Posted by: Rachael Corie at January 21, 2017 10:42 AM (PqqkK)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:44 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Rachael Corie at January 21, 2017 10:44 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:44 AM (mpXpK)
Tv's on tennis right now
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (Om16U)
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Fox News channel
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:44 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Waffle House at January 21, 2017 10:45 AM (PqqkK)
Get the water cannon ready!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64-WBJ5Ykw4
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 10:45 AM (lJXY3)
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nah, one end to the ankle, the other to the bed post
Posted by: Bubba C at January 21, 2017 10:46 AM (PqqkK)
Biden's still in the W.H.?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 10:46 AM (lJXY3)
https://youtu.be/luDZO7-ZgFo
Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyevski.
Glory to Russian Bear! Glory to Comrade Putin!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 21, 2017 10:35 AM (9ZO1B)
Yes, I saw that last night. Funny.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:46 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:47 AM (bpfzP)
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Say that...slower
Posted by: Harry R at January 21, 2017 10:47 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:47 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:48 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:48 AM (6gk0M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSuB4t3q_dA
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 10:49 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:50 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 21, 2017 10:50 AM (JlCcb)
It is amazing how much you can put aside that way.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 10:50 AM (8nSP1)
Praise be unto The Lord.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:50 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bernaise at January 21, 2017 10:31 AM
Don't get saucy with us, Bearnaise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2017 10:51 AM (vSLxs)
jar, then having to take the time to sort and roll them when the jar is
full.
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My bank branch has a coin-sorting machine for the big-jar aficionados. I don't know if it sorts them for you and you have to roll them yourself; or if it does something like give you an account credit, or pays out in paper money (actually plastic now in Canada) to the nearest $5 as I haven't used it.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 10:51 AM (lJXY3)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 10:51 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:52 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2017 10:36 AM (BO/km)
I call it the Sgt.Carter crewcut from "Gomer Pyle" days.
The shorter the hair the easier the upkeep but the trade off is no sex. At least from a guy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2017 10:52 AM (5VlCp)
Actually, hymns are the only thing I ever liked about church.
Posted by: April at January 21, 2017 10:52 AM (e8PP1)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:43 AM (bpfzP)
You might enjoy services at The Old Landmark Church then. Bring your big hat.
"Do you see the light??!?"
https://youtu.be/Q3ypX22-SYY
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 10:52 AM (JO9+V)
Good Lord that Russian woman Has some great Legs !
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 21, 2017 10:53 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2017 10:53 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:53 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:53 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 10:54 AM (JSovD)
I'd like to tell a story to ya mistah!
An overachieving nonagenarian sistah!
She's pleased as can be
'Cause she got her degree
Now she's Starbucks' wrinkliest barista!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 21, 2017 10:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (6gk0M)
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How did it happen that Russian women used to have the stereotype of all looking like Madeline Halfbright, and now the're all lingerie models?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (mpXpK)
The MSM did not hear it. "Dark" "Devisive" crap written before noon yesterday. If it wasn't outrageous lies, it would be trite and oblivious.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (bpfzP)
Biden's still in the W.H.?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2017 10:46 AM (lJXY3)
Yeah, he got his head stuck in the White House fence again.
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2017 10:57 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:57 AM (bpfzP)
It is amazing how much you can put aside that way.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 10:50 AM (8nSP1)
I knew a guy who saved his change in a 5 gallon plastic water bottle. It took him weeks to sort and roll it all when it got full.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2017 10:58 AM (sdi6R)
How did it happen that Russian women used to have the stereotype of all looking like Madeline Halfbright, and now the're all lingerie models?
They're both. Sometimes some of them keep their looks after age 30, but most turn into babushkas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 10:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (T) at January 21, 2017 10:58 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 10:22 AM (bpfzP)
They're Salt-of-the-Earth folks.
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They are about as Midwest as you can get. They look like the one of the older couples at my brother-in-law's church, whoc come to his formal service before the rest of us arrive for the praise service.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 10:59 AM (ry4ab)
I liked the Obama daughters, but they turned really bratty and snotty. I know: teenage girls but they don't all have to turn out like that. They both turned into the villains in every teenage girl story ever written: the rich bitches who are snobby and arrogant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:00 AM (39g3+)
Priceless.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2017 11:01 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 21, 2017 11:01 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2017 11:02 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2017 11:02 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:02 AM (6gk0M)
Mrs. Pence looks like a real sweetie.
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2017 11:03 AM (JSovD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYi7uEvEEmk
Posted by: exdem13 at January 21, 2017 11:03 AM (ry4ab)
Guvna was otherwise engaged, so Mrs Pence came to make the welcoming comments and "fire the first shot." She was just fun as anything, midwest graciousness itself, and she fit right in with a herd of precision shooters.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2017 11:03 AM (H5rtT)
the stereotype of all looking like Madeline Halfbright, and now the're
all lingerie models?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 10:56 AM (PqqkK)
Socialism degrades everything it touches.
That, and living on bread and beet soup.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 11:03 AM (8nSP1)
Huh, I figured dimes would be the best value by weight, they're so light and small.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:04 AM (39g3+)
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so they should come with an expiration date...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2017 11:04 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:04 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (Om16U)
...and The Horde.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (6gk0M)
It's not an eclipse. It's my boner.
Posted by: FredB at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (c5sfq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 21, 2017 11:01 AM (U+nHb)
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pro-lifers count a 3/50s of a person
Posted by: MSM at January 21, 2017 11:06 AM (PqqkK)
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"why?"
-Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (Om16U)
She is overcome by the moment.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:06 AM (6gk0M)
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why?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:05 AM (Om16U)
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She appeared to be very touched by the singing of "How Great Thou Art"
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:06 AM (bpfzP)
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what you talkin bout? 'I' always be great
Posted by: Barack O at January 21, 2017 11:07 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2017 11:07 AM (HV1LS)
She appeared to be very touched by the singing of "How Great Thou Art"
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:06 AM (bpfzP)
Awww
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:07 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (6gk0M)
Loving the different prayers, too, all to the same God.
This is worth postponing the gym for. But I'll get there because I want to MVGA (MakeVIVIGreatAgain.)
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (11H2y)
This ratio may have changed since they debased the currency.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (8nSP1)
Did the Obamas ever make it to Palm Springs?
Posted by: Sam Cold Hans at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (kALq8)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (HV1LS)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:08 AM (bpfzP)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (HV1LS)
the older one seems bratty
dunno aboutvthe younger one
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (Om16U)
It hits me under the armor every time, too. Especially when George Beverly Shea sang it. Rock of Ages does as well, and of course Amazing Grace and When Peace Like A River.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (39g3+)
****
Can I say how much affection I have for Barron?
He reminds me of my oldest son at that age and I wish him all the best in finding comfort in his new situation.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at January 21, 2017 11:10 AM (NqQAS)
-Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2017 11:09 AM (HV1LS)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)
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The rabbit goes around the tree, up the hill, and down the hole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 21, 2017 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)
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Oh yes. Wonderful. It's on my funeral list.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:12 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Marxism at January 21, 2017 11:13 AM (ysprU)
-Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2017 11:11 AM (bpfzP)
Beside "internals", they usually have an organ following them.
Spot 'em from a mile away.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2017 11:15 AM (6gk0M)
Seriously, guys, this man is a catch for the right woman. I'm a middle-aged female attorney, libertarian, open minded etc. I work in a large office and am friends with a 36 year old attorney who is interested in everything from friendship up to marriage and kids with the right woman. He's average looking, average weight etc. and very very smart. It's already not easy to meet women who are smart and nerdy, but the women that he does meet through his hobbies (he's an accomplished classical musician who loves history, art, travel etc) are always on the left. The kind who would be horrified to know that he enjoys target shooting IYKWIM. The downside is that he's a little socially awkward at first, but on the other hand he truly is interested in people's minds and wants a companion, not a super-model. Surely there are places to meet open-minded libertarian/conservative type smart women; women who are having trouble meeting nice guys who don't care if they aren't thin or beautiful; women who think because they are pushing 40 that there are no marriageable guys left? Any ideas??
Posted by: rigeldog at January 21, 2017 11:16 AM (Qg0qV)
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 09:20 AM (11H2y)
I have friends and relatives who are divorced because their husbands ran off with someone else. They kept their word - they did not want to be divorced. Two people have to uphold their marriage vows to make it work.
I have no idea what that celery's situation was. I didn't even know who she was before she started coming out with this anti-Trump stuff.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 21, 2017 11:26 AM (P8951)
http://tinyurl.com/j73g2dr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2017 11:38 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2017 11:40 AM (tOcW/)
www.eastbaytimes.com
2017/01/20
FBI sub-machine-gun-stolen-from-agents-car
http://tinyurl.com/gr7o78u
Posted by: Scottst at January 21, 2017 11:59 AM (peQUF)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 21, 2017 01:29 PM (Lqy/e)
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