Shock: Widow of Orlando Nightclub Shooter Was Terror Wife

Instapundit has the excerpt (above); here's the original story at FoxNews.

ISTANBUL NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING SUSPECT TRAINED IN AFGHANISTAN, OFFICIAL SAYS
Salman, 30, "did knowingly aid and abet" her husband's attempts to support the Islamic State terror group, the two-count indictment unsealed on Tuesday stated. It also charged her with obstruction of justice. The indictment painted a much different picture from her claim she was clueless about his intentions.
The "aiding and abetting" charge signals that the feds believe she played a major role in the attack, a former federal prosecutor told FoxNews.com. "If you give somebody a gun knowing that they are going to use it to rob a bank, in the eyes of the law you are just as guilty as the bank robber," John Malcolm, Director of the Edwin Meese III Center for Legal and Judicial Studies, said.
...
As for the obstruction charge, prosecutors said Salman "knowingly" misled police and the FBI about the massacre.
However, she drove him to the nightclub at least once before the attack, a law enforcement source told Fox News. In addition, she reportedly shopped with her husband at a Walmart where he bought bullets.

Video at the link.

Salman was born in Afghanistan.

Also, the Fort Lauderdale airport shooter confessed he was inspired by the foreign terror caliphate ISIS.

Not a single case of foreign-originating terrorism occurred on US soil during Barack Obama's watch, the media lied.

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM

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1 Firstys

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:36 PM (yx0Ld)

2 Well well

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:36 PM (ro5Th)

3 Lies lies lies.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 04:36 PM (U6f54)

4 First.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 17, 2017 04:36 PM (/prE6)

5 Damn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 17, 2017 04:37 PM (/prE6)

6 In all these years of lurking it would have been my second first, and you, Skip (if that is your real name) had to go and spoil it all.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:37 PM (ro5Th)

7 True Obammy is the bestest prez ever.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (nQHw/)

8 There has been no terrorism under my watch.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (IqV8l)

9 I guess Obama can always pardon her before he leaves office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (tOcW/)

10 I think Obama's prevarication is: "No terror attack planned and executed on US soil" - which gives him an out if there was foreign assistance, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (NOIQH)

11 Why just now is this being addressed? Could it possibly have something to do with the president leaving office in a few days? I wonder how may other cases the FBI has sitting around they had to shelf until this idiot is gone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

12 Next on Obama's pardon list: John Wilkes Booth.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:39 PM (ro5Th)

13 I bet he was hoping they didn't puck her up until Trump was president.Doesn't matter,the cocksucking MFM will protect his "legacy".

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 04:39 PM (r/0kC)

14 9 I guess Obama can always pardon her before he leaves office.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (tOcW/)

Not from state charges.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 04:39 PM (8hICw)

15 Pardon me?

Posted by: Charles Manson at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (toH8T)

16 In tangentially related news, Lindsey Lohan appears to have converted to Izlam

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)

17 But I heard today that her parents insist she is a good girl, she would never do such a thing!! Who to believe?!!

What will become of Jihad Bonnie and Clyde's baby? That poor poor child.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (hvf9s)

18 Be fair ... what married man HASN'T been pushed to the brink of murder ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (qcr5D)

19 They all support this shit, it's just some are more bold than others.

It's sort of like Christians and missionaries. You can point and say only .1% of Christians are missionaries, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have universal support within the Christian community.

It's the same with Jihad. Muslims believe these are great people for doing this.

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (lZXWv)

20 Ruthless - yes

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (yx0Ld)

21 Anyone with half a brain knew she was in on it which is why those same people raised hell about them letting her skip.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mpXpK)

22 Instanbul or Orlando. I is cornfused.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (0Askb)

23 Didn't Obama Promise us High Speed Salaman Trains?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (xd0pN)

24 All this was known within a week of the shooting. Why has it taken so long to arrest her?

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (X4ZNp)

25 This administration and lackeys lied, people died from Benghazi to Orlando. May karmic justice fall on all of their brows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (0/EIm)

26 what, she did not love Allah enough to join her husband in his jihad? coward. I keel her!!

Posted by: zombie Tashfeen Malik at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (hKDRi)

27 16 In tangentially related news, Lindsey Lohan appears to have converted to Izlam

LiLululululululululu

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (ul9CR)

28 We're going to see a lot more of these terror attacks with Trump as president. Just watch the news.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (ACM1V)

29 Weasel Zippers is reporting that Pvt Manning's sentence will be commuted. Does this mean this asshole is on his own dime for his chophisdicktomy?

Posted by: RedDish at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (5eXg1)

30 Quick O/T:

The Washington comPost is reporting that Obama has largely commuted "Chelsea" Manning's sentence. Gee, the first transgender president strikes again!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (V3DJp)

31 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (GwIKd)

32 When will they get around to prosecuting the San Bernardino shooter's neighbor and brother, also the NYC/NJ bomber's family who knew (brother or cousin helped test bombs, mom and sister fled to Afghanistan before the bombing), and the Tsarneav widow who bought the freakin' pressure cookers???????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (NOIQH)

33 But , will we ever know his motive?

Posted by: local news at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (1isJI)

34 How can there be multiple lone wolves?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (Halhc)

35 I think Obama's prevarication is: "No terror attack planned and executed on US soil"

Well the first one was "no terrorist attacks" but then he crafted a lawyer sentance with 15 qualifiers and codicils along the lines of "no foreign-launched terrorist attack by an organized group executed on US soil."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)

36 Am I confused or is something wrong?

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (qUNWi)

37 Oh good, they finally found her. May the FBI agents who let her loose in the first place never get within 100 yards of this case again.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (ar2KI)

38 Was she calling herself "Sal Bass" when she was in hiding?

Posted by: cosmo kramer at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (lJXY3)

39 I'll bet she was hiding under the pseudonym Sal Bass.

Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (HA/01)

40 Why she didn't try to flee the country shows just how bad a shithole Afghanistan is. She'd rather be in prison here than 'free' in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (1me8P)

41 Verdict: muslim

Sentence: Death

Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (eAZVt)

42 Speaking of pardons, it appears that the JEF has commuted Bradley Manning's sentence to 5 months. On the plus side, maybe taxpayers won't have to pay for that POS sex change operation.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (9iR5/)

43 >>There has been no terrorism under my watch.

Some impacted fecal matter, petroleum jelly and a kernel of corn or two, maybe...

but, no Terrorism.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (xd0pN)

44 Goddamn you, cosmo.

Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (HA/01)

45 I suppose she was caught lying to the cops so they are back to charging her with everything.

Next up: his father and brother.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (X4ZNp)

46 Lone wolf pack!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (ro5Th)

47 Instanbul or Orlando. I is cornfused.

ok so it isn't just me.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (qUNWi)

48 What will become of Jihad Bonnie and Clyde's baby? That poor poor child.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM
Given to a home of a family of Muzzies there is still a chance they will become a suicide bomber.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (yx0Ld)

49 >.Well the first one was "no terrorist attacks" but then he crafted a
lawyer sentance with 15 qualifiers and codicils along the lines of "no
foreign-launched terrorist attack by an organized group executed on US
soil."

Yeah, just cheap rhetorical tricks to make an offensive claim.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (NOIQH)

50 Where's my pardon pad?

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (4ErVI)

51 >> she did not love Allah enough to join her husband in his jihad

She had a little suicide bomb at home, didn't she?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (xd0pN)

52 I'm getting confused with all these attacks....

So to summarize...

Orlando - ISIS husband/wife tag team
Istanbul - ISIS husband/wife tag team
Fort Lauderdale - ISIS guy

is that right?

And of course San Bernandino was an ISIS husband/wife tag team as well

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (X7E8f)

53 Lohan's mom & rep both deny that she converted, and said she has just taken "a break."

No comment from Lohan herself, possibly in purdah in Dubai.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (Om16U)

54 In tangentially related news, Lindsey Lohan appears to have converted to Izlam
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)

I think Janet Jackson was photographed in a burqa looking sort of outfit last year. Not sure if was actual burqa, or clumsy attempt to stay incognito from the paparazzi.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (hvf9s)

55 Looks like Bradley "Chelsea" Manning had his sentence commuted.

Via Drudge.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (hLRSq)

56 They also sat on the tapes of the Orlando shooter rambling on to a 911 operator about why he was shooting the joint us.

We are being lied to a purpose.

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (GwIKd)

57 OT, Chelsea Manning sentence Commuted.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (jsWA8)

58 I can't wait for the wave of editorials from our betters in the media screaming about how Obama just weakened our intelligence agencies.

Any minute now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

59 In tangentially related news, Lindsey Lohan appears to have converted to Izlam
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)

She's in for quite the shock if she tries out a real Muslim marriage.

That kid is just sick in the head, desperate for attention, and desperate for solutions. I'm really surprised the Scientologists in La-La land haven't managed to sink their hooks deep into her (and her money). Then again maybe they know something about her financial prospects and think it just isn't worth the drama.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (hKDRi)

60 I'll be fucking you crackers over right up until to 11:59:59 on 1/20/17, but you already knew that.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (qJhUV)

61 Manning was sentenced to the stir for 35 years. What is this five months thing?

And if Trump does not fumigate and decimate the VA, the taxpayers still might be on the hook for Manning's operation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (0/EIm)

62
Alternate poat title:

Daughter-In-Law Of Hillary Clinton Supporter Is A Terrorist

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (0O7Yf)

63 Maybe Chelsea can get a job with the Russian hackers.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (ro5Th)

64 If you shot up a club in Orlando, there'll be dead in Istanbul.

Why did Orlando, Fla get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (TOk1P)

65 Shocker. Not.

Posted by: flyover at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (Q3DsS)

66 2 Days, 7 Hours, 10 Minutes to wield my snazzy and stately EO pen, folks!

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (Ivjge)

67 You
know that Kim Novak has some big breasts.

Posted by: sal bass at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (lJXY3)

68
Speaking of pardons, it appears that the JEF has commuted Bradley Manning's sentence to 5 months
***
So Manning's penalty for giving American military secrets to Russia, China, ISIS, etc, will be only slightly worse then Scooter Libby's punishment for being the second person to mention who Joseph Wilson IV's wife was?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (X7E8f)

69 Devout Muslims believe you should convert or die. Moderate Muslims believe someone else should do it for them.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (Halhc)

70 All this was known within a week of the shooting. Why has it taken so long to arrest her?
Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM
2nd question -Did Barak's administration run out of time covering her?

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (yx0Ld)

71 I think Janet Jackson was photographed in a burqa looking sort of outfit last year. Not sure if was actual burqa, or clumsy attempt to stay incognito from the paparazzi.

She married a Muslim so probably some variant thereof.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)

72 Wait. Istanbul nightclub shooter? I though it was Orlando.

These muzzies are shooting up so many nightclubs I may be losing track.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (8ZskC)

73 >>I think Janet Jackson was photographed in a burqa looking sort of outfit
last year. Not sure if was actual burqa, or clumsy attempt to stay
incognito from the paparazzi.

Jackson is married to a rich Qatari businessman.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (NOIQH)

74 Janet Jackson converted to islame and is having her first baby at 50. All because of her present husband, who ever he is......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (JNDQi)

75 All these terror attacks have something in common.

Hmmmmm

Wonder when the government and media will figure it out?

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (GwIKd)

76
Did "Russian hacking" also put Orlando Jihadist's father on the stage at a hillary clinton rally?

#thisiswhytrumpwon

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (0O7Yf)

77 Wonder of Wonders! Who'da thunk it?

Oh, right. EVERYBODY. Within seconds of hearing about the event.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 17, 2017 04:46 PM (1zARK)

78 Baby Jihad - a little bundle of Boom.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2006/01/feeling-of-dread.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 04:46 PM (0/EIm)

79 I think Obama's prevarication is: "No terror attack planned and executed on US soil"
========================

All of them are planned and executed here.

I think his fantasy is founded on this complete bullshit: No recognized foreign terror group, ie al Qaeda, has infiltrated their operatives here and duplicated 9/11.

All the various terror attacks that have involved ISIS, people going overseas to train, money being sent her to finance, etc etc .....In SCOAMF's beady little eyes, those things do not count.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:46 PM (X4ZNp)

80 Istanbul or Orlando?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2017 04:46 PM (7ZVPa)

81 I think Janet Jackson was photographed in a burqa looking sort of outfit last year. Not sure if was actual burqa, or clumsy attempt to stay incognito from the paparazzi.

Could just be hiding a surgeon's mangled effort to make her look 40 years younger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

82 "They blow up so fast!" -- Palestinian mother.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (ro5Th)

83 Speaking of pardons, it appears that the JEF has commuted Bradley Manning's sentence to 5 months. On the plus side, maybe taxpayers won't have to pay for that POS sex change operation.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 17, 2017 04:42 PM (9iR5/)
............

No Designer Vaginer for you!

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

84 In other news, the FBI has finished its investigation and has opened her apartment for the press.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

85 Is LiLo aware of the clitorectomies?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

86 Istanbul?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (m+7Nl)

87 Odds are I will live longer than Bradley Manning and I'm more than twice his/her age

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (yx0Ld)

88 BTW, didn't someone here mention that the recent hispanic airport shooter was a Muslim after all, and that it wasn't reported by any of the big news outlets?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Halhc)

89 Manning's sentence commuted, because teh transgendered ghey.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Ynxzm)

90 Jackson is married to a rich Qatari businessman.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (NOIQH)

So, she's in the Gutter, where she belongs. Sounds apt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (zc3Db)

91 Democrats really think they hit pay dirt when they seek approval of trannies and Muslims.

I can't fathom why Trump won.

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (lZXWv)

92 82 "They blow up so fast!" -- Palestinian mother.

That's so deplorable. I laughed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)

93 Turks. I always thought it would be the Persians.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (8ZskC)

94 Istanbul or Orlando?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2017 04:46 PM (7ZVPa)

CONSTANTINOPLE!

Posted by: The Four Lads at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

95
Is LiLo aware of the clitorectomies?

She's probably worn her's off by now.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (qJhUV)

96 That bitch Chelsea can really suck the air out of a room, y'know?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (HgMAr)

97 Obama pardoned Cain.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (IqV8l)

98 Why do Lefty Presidents hate America or at the least , are indifferent to her unless it's to their advantage.

Clinton pardoned terrorists and Marc Rich. Neither showed any signs of remorse. The pardons were given strictly for personal gain.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (1me8P)

99 So Manning's penalty for giving American military secrets to Russia, China, ISIS, etc, will be only slightly worse then Scooter Libby's punishment for being the second person to mention who Joseph Wilson IV's wife was?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2017 04:45 PM (X7E8f)
==============================

Military secrets? I thought it was State "cables" whatever those are. I mean, in an earlier age I suppose they were paper telegram-like internal communications but nowadays, doesn't everyone in the State Dept. use a Clinton.com email address?

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (X4ZNp)

100 Dammit King Putts pardons fucking Manning.

*Spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (JmjOe)

101 Is LiLo aware of the clitorectomies?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

She probably already had it pierced so it's not that much more of a hardship for her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (zc3Db)

102 Angela Davis bought two shotguns then someone sawed off the barrels. The two shotty's, two days later, mysteriously found their way into the Marin County Civic Center and into the hands of Black Panthers and murderous behavior ensued.

Davis was aquitted.

I'm not so sure that a SF jury will convict this Proud Minority Woman.

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (WHVu+)

103 63 Maybe Chelsea can get a job with the Russian hookers ~~hackers~~.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (ro5Th)

A little more likely.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (8hICw)

104 If this Manning sentence is true, we're not still concerned with Russians hacking "the election," right?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (Halhc)

105 >>> That kid is just sick in the head, desperate for attention, and desperate for solutions. I'm really surprised the Scientologists in La-La land haven't managed to sink their hooks deep into her (and her money). Then again maybe they know something about her financial prospects and think it just isn't worth the drama.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 04:44 PM (hKDRi)

Except for Ryan Gosling and Keri Russell, and maybe Timberlake, almost every Disney kiddie starlet ends up seriously messed up in the head, suicidal/depressive, or a druggie, it seems. The dark side of the mouse kind of ruins them from having a normal life. Any other company would be raided by the feds for child abuse.

Not an excuse, of course, for La Lohan behaving badly. I just feel sorry for her at this point and hope she finds a way out of the private hell she seems to be in.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (hvf9s)

106 And Obama has been letting in a 100,000 of these murdering muzzie bastard scum a year since he took office.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (mpXpK)

107 88 BTW, didn't someone here mention that the recent hispanic airport shooter was a Muslim after all, and that it wasn't reported by any of the big news outlets?
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Halhc)

A few of us did.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (1me8P)

108 Bradley Manning's sentence commuted by the Muslim.

Posted by: ejo at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (il4FI)

109 88 BTW, didn't someone here mention that the recent hispanic airport shooter was a Muslim after all, and that it wasn't reported by any of the big news outlets?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Halhc)

After Friday all you'll have to do is tune into the Trump News Network (his Twitter feed) to quickly find out if the latest atrocity is from the Religion of Pieces.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

110 Lindsay Lohan hasn't become a clit-choppee! According to my sock link. More Fake News from Yahoo!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (lJXY3)

111 Consequentialists LOVE Terrorists.

They fucking lather up with pre-cum at the thought of a swarthy 'Freedom Fighter'.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (xd0pN)

112 Why do Lefty Presidents hate America

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 04:49 PM (1me8P)

Because lefties hate America.

What do I win?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2017 04:51 PM (zc3Db)

113 For those of you playing along at home: "Yellowstone Supervolcano" is coming up at the top of the hour on the Smithsonian Channel.

Just a late afternoon/early evening TV viewing tip.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 04:51 PM (s5o+q)

114 Why don't we just release Manning to Qatar or Saudi Arabia or wherever we are sending all the Guantanamo people. Just mix him into the crowd, in a stylish almost black burqua.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 04:51 PM (X4ZNp)

115 *sigh*

I remember when Annette was a Mouseketeer

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (JmjOe)

116 The dark side of the mouse kind of ruins them from having a normal life. Any other company would be raided by the feds for child abuse.

Yep. Goofy is up on two legs for a reason.

Posted by: Pluto at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

117 >>Maybe Chelsea can get a job with the Russian hookers

The world needs 2 Ruble Blow Jobs, too.

Posted by: Judge Smails at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (xd0pN)

118 No Designer Vaginer for you!
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

One sign the U.S. has returned to sanity will be when anyone seeking a sex-change operation pays for it themselves again. Much like deciding you want designer tatas it is something that probably doesn't need to be outlawed but no way should any insurance group or taxpayer be on the hook for any part of the bill.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (dkExz)

119 Is Bowe Bergdahl next?

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (lZXWv)

120 And San Bernardino happened because a Muslim couple was FORCED to participate in a group picture by a Christmas tree.

Never mind the goings on in their Redlands apartment night and day.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2017 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

121 "....the media lied."

Now this is news </sarc>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2017 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)

122 People this has nothing to do with hating America, Manning is a hero to the left: he hurt Bush and got Democrats power. That's why the commuted sentence. Plus, bonus, he's pretending he's a woman now so he gets extra SJW points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

123 Hopefully we'll find out whether the FBI was just taking their time and building up a case, or were they dragging their feet because certain White House people didn't want the truth to be revealed while dear leader Obama was still in charge..

Posted by: Hamilton at January 17, 2017 04:54 PM (sCjDS)

124 Not an excuse, of course, for La Lohan behaving badly. I just feel sorry for her at this point and hope she finds a way out of the private hell she seems to be in.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 04:50 PM (hvf9s)

We're about due for another new Disney whore, aren't we?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 04:54 PM (m+7Nl)

125 Maybe Chelsea can get a job with the Russian hookers

Don't forget! We're hiring!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 17, 2017 04:54 PM (qJhUV)

126 I loved the way Putin was all "Donald Trump has no need to hire Russian hookers, but if he was to hire Russian hookers, they are the BEST hookers."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:54 PM (ul9CR)

127 I thought she was being extradited back to Florida for sentencing, etc.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 04:55 PM (JNDQi)

128 Salman was born in Afghanistan.
............

Then migrated to the ocean where she grew to maturity, and will eventually return to her natal stream to lay eggs.
Except for prison.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 04:55 PM (HgMAr)

129 119 Is Bowe Bergdahl next?

Oh God.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 04:55 PM (ul9CR)

130 >>>>Manning was sentenced to the stir for 35 years. What is this five months thing?

And if Trump does not fumigate and decimate the VA, the taxpayers still might be on the hook for Manning's operation.
.
.
.
.Unless obama slipped something powerful in that commutation, he/she/xe gets nothing from the VA as he/she/it got a Dishonorable discharge along with that 35 year sentence. No VA stuff for it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2017 04:55 PM (le7jz)

131 >>Is Bowe Bergdahl next?

When's it going to be MY turn?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (xd0pN)

132 Hopefully we'll find out whether the FBI was just taking their time and building up a case, or were they dragging their feet because certain White House people didn't want the truth to be revealed while dear leader Obama was still in charge

OR if the Holder/Lynch Justice Department ordered them to hands off these cases. Both of them within a day had the criminals' homes open to the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+)

133 These muzzies are shooting up so many nightclubs I may be losing track.
Si. It ees awful.

Posted by: mexican drug cartel at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (lJXY3)

134 117
>>Maybe Chelsea can get a job with the Russian hookers

The world needs 2 Ruble Blow Jobs, too.

Posted by: Judge Smails at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (xd0pN)
Does it? I mean, really.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (jxbfJ)

135 >>BTW, didn't someone here mention that the recent hispanic airport
shooter was a Muslim after all, and that it wasn't reported by any of
the big news outlets?

Yeah, that one just disappeared.

Also, they caught the guy who shot a US diplomat in Mexico a week or so ago - shot the guy in broad daylight. Get this - US citizen and muslim.
Move along, nothing to see!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (NOIQH)

136 In terms of legal theories of intent: flight indicates "consciousness of guilt". (Not a lawyer)

So there's that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (2mC6G)

137 Philosophical/Etymological Question - If a bunch of wolves live together, are they really still "lone wolves"?

Posted by: Ted K. at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (seSmy)

138 Is Bowe Bergdahl next?

Heh heh heh. Well, everyone likes surprises...

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (qJhUV)

139 Did Bradley ever get his appendage removed? Or is he swinging male primary and female secondary sexual features?

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (TppKb)

140 Ok, is the deadpool going on Manning yet?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (JNDQi)

141
*sigh*

I remember when Annette was a Mouseketeer

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2017 04:52 PM (JmjOe)

Nobody's cans are bigger than Annette's!

Posted by: Danny Zuko at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (JO9+V)

142 On a positive note, xhe'll no longer be on suicide watch.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (xd0pN)

143 --
Salman was born in Afghanistan.

............

Then migrated to the ocean where she grew to maturity, and will eventually return to her natal stream to lay eggs.

Except for prison.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 04:55 PM
-----------------

Somewhere in there they return to Capistrano.

Posted by: Lloyd C. at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (pMGkg)

144 "Why don't they believe us?" the press lamented.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (o7l6R)

145 her natal stream to lay eggs.

Except for prison.

We no longer use smoking as Capital Punishment.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2017 04:58 PM (8J/Te)

146 >>Somewhere in there they return to Capistrano.

Only the good ones...

the spitters return to Kabul.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:58 PM (xd0pN)

147 >>I thought she was being extradited back to Florida for sentencing, etc.

She is. But first the trial, then the sentence. We do need to keep up appearances.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

148 you know it is times like these I wish I were not so opposed to 12th century jihadi justice. how nice would swinging her treasonous jihadi ass from a boom crane iranian style be?

maybe we should whoever spawned he the bill, the way the mullahs sent the families of iranians executed after the shah was overthrown bills for the bullets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (cPsPa)

149 Somewhere in there they return to Capistrano.

Only if she swallows...
----
Tschuss!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (0/EIm)

150 Keri Russell. mmm. Keep talking about Keri Russell ... slower.

I didn't know she or Gosling were Disney kids. Timberlake? Aside from being involved in the genesis of the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" he doesn't seem to be any more loony than the average celebrity.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (hKDRi)

151 And if Trump does not fumigate and decimate the VA, the taxpayers still might be on the hook for Manning's operation.

Shouldn't xe then be called Chelsea Womanning? And will xe insist on the pronoun "they"?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (3C9q2)

152 "Honest, it was a pack of lone wolves. Lucky I had passengers to throw overboard." -- Troika Driver

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (ro5Th)

153 122 People this has nothing to do with hating America, Manning is a hero to the left: he hurt Bush and got Democrats power. That's why the commuted sentence. Plus, bonus, he's pretending he's a woman now so he gets extra SJW points.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

And all of that is hating what America was built on. They hate that and want to change it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (1me8P)

154 142
On a positive note, xhe'll no longer be on suicide watch.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 04:57 PM (xd0pN)

Not at in prison. But if I was to make a play in a "death pool", this would be a good choice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (jxbfJ)

155 send her back to wherever she came from without a burkah and let her get caught in public without being escorted by a male relative. hillariousness ensues

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:00 PM (cPsPa)

156 "Not a single case of foreign-originating terrorism occurred on US soil during Barack Obama's watch, the media lied."

----------

Not a single instance was allowed to be investigated or acknowledged as such until Obama could no longer hurt those who dared dissent.

So little bravery amongst the top cops, their careers are far more important than the commoners' safety.

That 10% of government workers that Trump wants to get rid of, that would be the top echelon in every agency. Since they provided no leadership who would miss them?

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WrEuY)

157 29
Weasel Zippers is reporting that Pvt Manning's sentence will be
commuted. Does this mean this asshole is on his own dime for his
chophisdicktomy?

Posted by: RedDish at January 17, 2017 04:41 PM (5eXg1)

I really, really fucking hate Obama. He'll pardon Bergdahl tomorrow just to piss us off. What a cunt.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 17, 2017 05:01 PM (15ZVX)

158 Lawyers gonna lawyer.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 17, 2017 05:01 PM (U+nHb)

159 Beckel must still be drinking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

160 why is everyone tripping all over themselves trying to figure out what to call this traitor? pretty sure you commit treason you do not get to pick your pronoun. further, if we are paying for your sex change we get to call you whatever we want to call you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (cPsPa)

161 I'm sure that Trump's comments/tweets on Barack and his girl manning will be priceless.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

162 Kicking Manning out to fend for itself in the wild doesn't bother me at all. He/she/it has a tough time ahead no matter what or where he/she/it lives and it'll cut expenses not having responsibility for the mess. Plus, he/she/it can't do any more damage and can only look forward to employment at some foundation or advocacy group, making minimum wage. Miserable existence.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (X4ZNp)

163 Kurt Russell is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8ZskC)

164 Some more hypocrisy:

Entertainers who agree to perform for the Trump inauguration are scum because this indicates the support a man illegitimately elected thanks to Russia.

Entertainers like Maria Carey, Elton John who accept millions for performing at some Russian billionaire's daughter's wedding are totes OK.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

165 What would really shock me would be some media outlet actuallyltelling the truthabout something.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (nuyGw)

166 t'reason is treason.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (ro5Th)

167 The Fox article has a link to a different piece about the Istanbul shooting, and that link's text is what is appearing at the top of the quote.

The widow in question is the Orlando shooter's wife.

Posted by: Critical Masshole at January 17, 2017 05:04 PM (wo3jg)

168 manning is going to blow obama so hard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:04 PM (cPsPa)

169 Kurt Russell is dead?
Snake Pliskin - I heard you were dead!

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 05:05 PM (hKDRi)

170 Kurt Russell is dead?

Well hell...there goes the Stargate reboot.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:05 PM (qUNWi)

171 Honestly by the time Trump is in office, its going to be tough to even come up with a top 10 ways Obama screwed the country in his last month. Such a bitter, petty, little man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)

172 so, how do you make the argument we should let lgbtqwhatevers into the military if this is what happens?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:05 PM (cPsPa)

173 "I've had it with these Zionist Lies!!!"

I keep telling you people, but No! You never listen!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (rF0hx)

174 I wonder who Beckel's next replacement will be and how long it will take.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)

175 SCOAMF strikes again. Friday can't come fast enough.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (FRQMa)

176 Lindsey Lohan appears to have converted to Izlam

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)
---
Lohan: I don't knnnn-now...
Press Agent: A Muslim extremist killed 5 people for ISIS in Florida.
Lohan: I'm in. We have to stand against the backlash by extremists, you understand.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (2mC6G)

177 Bowe Bergdahl pardoned before Obama leaves, I expect..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (tOcW/)

178 "top 10 ways Obama screwed the country"

Hell, the Kama Sutra doesn't have as many ways.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (ro5Th)

179 So Alread is dragging out another victim of Trump saying He accosted Her sexually and She's suing... Interesting timing...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (O2RFr)

180 "I bet he was hoping they didn't puck her up until Trump was president.Doesn't matter,the cocksucking MFM will protect his "legacy".
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 04:39 PM (r/0kC)"

--------

That may have worked even 10 years ago but no more. If the media had the power Hillary would be riding down Pennsylvania Ave on Friday in a three horse drawn chariot unless they had some Boadicea linkage planned.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (WrEuY)

181 SCOAMF strikes again. Friday can't come fast enough.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (FRQMa)

was sure the nic was going to be reggie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:07 PM (cPsPa)

182 The Lohan thing is fake news BTW.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:07 PM (qUNWi)

183 Remember the guy who got himself shot in Arizona the other day? He was caught on the side of a highway beating a sheriff's deputy, after shooting the law officer as well, when he had been pulled over. A passerby drove up and plugged the scumbag, saving the deputy.

John Sexton says it's now out that the dead scumbag was another illegal "guest" in the country.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:07 PM (X4ZNp)

184 >>"I've had it with these Zionist Lies!!!"

I keep telling you people, but No! You never listen!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (rF0hx)

Never fails...it's like a dog whistle only the jooo haters can hear.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:07 PM (xd0pN)

185 I'm hoping someone sues Gloria Allred right along in here somewhere.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (X4ZNp)

186 OT: Liberal Preppers Stock Up On Guns, Food As Trumpocalypse Looms

Expect hospital ER visits for gunshots to the feet increase dramatically.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (HgMAr)

187 John Sexton says it's now out that the dead scumbag was another illegal "guest" in the country.

No. A Dreamer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (8ZskC)

188 Bowe Bergdahl pardoned before Obama leaves, I expect

Anyone know if there are Vegas odds on this? Gotta be at least 5:3 for pardoned.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (hKDRi)

189 maning is not getting out yet, maybe obama is keeping it in until it has been reassigned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (cPsPa)

190 Kurt Russell is dead?

Well hell...there goes the Stargate reboot.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:05 PM (qUNWi)

I got this.

Oh, and it's O'Neill with TWO "L's".

Posted by: Richard Dean Anderson at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (s5o+q)

191 BTW, the Istanbul shooter "headline" is a hot-link embedded in the Fox report about the Orlando shooter's wife inadvertently grabbed during the cut N paste.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (lJXY3)

192 Greetings:

Maybe Noor can meet with Loretta at the airport and get things smoothed over, no ???

Posted by: 11B40 at January 17, 2017 05:09 PM (evgyj)

193 >>OT: Liberal Preppers Stock Up On Guns, Food As Trumpocalypse Looms

You'll shoot your eye out, Fag.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:09 PM (xd0pN)

194 John Sexton says it's now out that the dead scumbag was another illegal "guest" in the country.

No. A Dreamer.
Posted by: Cicero (

no he was either a current or former federale

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:09 PM (cPsPa)

195 I wonder if SCOAMF has issued more pardons than every previous president put together.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:09 PM (X4ZNp)

196
Russell Stover is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0O7Yf)

197 no he was either a current or former federale

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:09 PM (cPsPa)

No matter. He's still a Dreamer. Check the MSM stylebook.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (8ZskC)

198 50/50 once out of jail "Chelsea" takes off the wig and stops pretending he's a girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

199 BTW, didn't someone here mention that the recent hispanic airport
shooter was a Muslim after all, and that it wasn't reported by any of
the big news outlets?

---

Yes, he converted before he joined the National Guard (?)

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (Om16U)

200 Ryan O'Neil is dead?

Posted by: Hatem O'Neil at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (L3hBc)

201 If the media had the power Hillary would be riding down Pennsylvania Ave
on Friday in a three horse drawn chariot unless they had some Boadicea
linkage planned.

Oooooh, nice obscure historical reference.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

202

when's the last time you had a Russell Stover candy or even thought of Russell Stover?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (0O7Yf)

203 So Alread is dragging out another victim of Trump saying He accosted Her sexually and She's suing... Interesting timing...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 17, 2017 05:06 PM (O2RFr)

I would be entertained if Trump went after Allred's law license for her filing malicious lawsuits.

"Punch back twice as hard."

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (s5o+q)

204 Russell Stover is mort?

Mary See shanked him in the peanut brittle room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (8ZskC)

205 What good is stocking up on food going to do if the Trumpenkorps are coming for you?

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (qUNWi)

206 187 John Sexton says it's now out that the dead scumbag was another illegal "guest" in the country.

No. A Dreamer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (8ZskC
========================

And just that fast Sexton took down his post.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (X4ZNp)

207 >>Russell Stover is mort?

Where was Whitman?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (xd0pN)

208 >>when's the last time you had a Russell Stover candy

Day after Xmas.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (xd0pN)

209 Mary See shanked him in the peanut brittle room.

Mrs. Fields set the whole thing up.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (qUNWi)

210 Kurt Russell is dead?

--

You made me google!
Still alive thank goodness.

Kid & I watched Big Trouble in Little China yesterday. She loved it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (Om16U)

211 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (d76uN)

212 maning is not getting out yet, maybe obama is keeping it in until it has been reassigned.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM (cPsPa)

Waiting for the news headline that refers to "Manning Comes Out".

This stuff really does write itself . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (s5o+q)

213 no he was either a current or former federale

Machete Dies

Posted by: wooga at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (53Fab)

214 Keith Richards: still not dead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (39g3+)

215 beckell is back? wow, his knees must be shot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (cPsPa)

216
when's the last time you had a Russell Stover candy or even thought of Russell Stover?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (0O7Yf)

Christmas

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (lKyWE)

217 Colin Waugh bought a shotgun four weeks before November's election. An unapologetic liberal, he was no fan of firearms. He had never owned one before.

After shooting off his foot and killing his dog, his wife threw the gun in the curbside recycling container.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (HgMAr)

218 "Where was Whitman?"

He was the sniper!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (ro5Th)

219 >> Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?

~~Buzzion~~
.
.
.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (xd0pN)

220 211 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?

--

I'm not dead.

I try stay on Fen's good side.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Om16U)

221 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (d76uN)

I refer you to the Chicago and Philadelphia voter rolls.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (s5o+q)

222 I welcome the Lefty preppers. If that day ever comes, I won't feel guilty taking their stuff if I run out of mine.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (1me8P)

223
I didn't know Russell Stover was still in business.

They probably stopped making candy or whatever else they make 30 years ago and are just selling off their huge inventory.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (0O7Yf)

224 214
Keith Richards: still not dead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah, no. I'm going to put him in the "mostly dead" category.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (LAe3v)

225 I wonder if Gloria Allred has withheld social security taxes on all domestic employees, filed withholding properly, keeps her office disabled accessible, has appropriate licenses and alarms in those offices, has had all her taxes audited going back to the dawn of her time on this earth and generally speaking, kept her nose spick and span. Hmmmm... maybe we will soon find out.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (X4ZNp)

226 Not me. Yet.

Posted by: Kirk Douglas at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (HgMAr)

227 "Keith Richards: still not dead"

Proof?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (d76uN)

228 welcome the Lefty preppers. If that day ever comes, I won't feel guilty taking their stuff if I run out of mine.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

you mark their houses on you gps.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (cPsPa)

229 So Alread is dragging out another victim of Trump saying He accosted Her sexually and She's suing... Interesting timing...

Doesn't Alread know Trump will go after her personally?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (S3oyF)

230 What good is stocking up on food going to do if the Trumpenkorps are coming for you?

just stock up on ammo* - everything else kinda sorts itself out.

(baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire comes later.)

Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (hKDRi)

231 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (d76uN)

I refer you to the Chicago and Philadelphia voter rolls.
Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (s5o+q)

Gah. I read it as "providing the list of everyone who's dead."

Another lame joke blown up by reality.

(In many ways, that's the story of Obama.)

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:14 PM (s5o+q)

232
Russell Stover is mort?

>>>Mary See shanked him in the peanut brittle room.

Peggy Lawton was the lookout!

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 05:15 PM (0O7Yf)

233
Chelsea Manning's sentence being commuted. There's talk on Wikileaks that Assange would turn himself in to U.S. authorities in quid pro quo move.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 05:15 PM (BK3ZS)

234 you should only give pardons in jury trials.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (cPsPa)

235 Come for the fake news -- stay for the silly comments. There's no place like this one.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (ro5Th)

236 Hillary Clinton...Will se be the only person TFG doesn't pardon?

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (X4ZNp)

237 Meh. Boedica had, what, a fifty to one advantage and still got her ass kicked. This, in many ways, is the story of Hillary.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)

238
I wonder if Gloria Allred has withheld social security taxes on all
domestic employees, filed withholding properly, keeps her office
disabled accessible,>>>

She's probably not current on her CO2 spewing fees.

Posted by: EPA at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (Mxs5H)

239 I thought Turkey was on ISIS' side.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

240 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?

Could take a while.

Posted by: Googleplex Star Thinker at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (qUNWi)

241 Heh, people protesting Labor Secretary choice Andy Puzder

https://youtu.be/Q0Ri0NnoVQU

Don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (39g3+)

242 I'm hoping someone sues Gloria Allred right along in here somewhere.
Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:08 PM

She's just mad because nobody ever tried to grope her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (FRQMa)

243 Meh. Boedica had, what, a fifty to one advantage and still got her ass kicked.

And raped in the Roman fashion.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

244 Where was Whitman?"

He was the sniper!

well hidden, in the Leaves of Grass.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (vmsda)

245 >>> Some more hypocrisy:
Entertainers who agree to perform for the Trump inauguration are scum because this indicates the support a man illegitimately elected thanks to Russia.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

One of the best statements about performing for the inauguration came from The Piano Guys. They quoted Marian Anderson as a role model for whether they should accept, and plan to do a performance they hope can be a source of unity for the nation. Kudos to them. Excited to see it!

thepianoguys.com/blog

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (hvf9s)

246 Breaking: Gloria Allred motivated by ISIS

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (X4ZNp)

247 when's the last time you had a Russell Stover candy

Smokey Stover was awesome in the Sunday funnies.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (Cf0i2)

248 208 >>when's the last time you had a Russell Stover candy

Day after Xmas.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (xd0pN)

++

I had some pre-Valentine's Day Russell Stovers from Walgreen's last week. Just to sample, mind you.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (Ivjge)

249 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Om16U)

LOL Grammie Winger was- and is- on my good side and look what happened. I am not responsible for murderous typos. I'm a peaceful person.....generally. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (tOcW/)

250 243
Meh. Boedica had, what, a fifty to one advantage and still got her ass kicked.

And raped in the Roman fashion

Onions on their belts?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

251 Both Gloria Allred and Nancy Pelosi were hot back when Vic was a kid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (4ErVI)

252 Manning just the first. Betting its Bergdall on Wednesday and distillery on Thursday.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (qGI+A)

253 What good is stocking up on food going to do if the Trumpenkorps are coming for you?

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:11 PM (qUNWi)
................

Bargaining Scnickers Bars with the camp guards for top bunk?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (HgMAr)

254 Meh. Boedica had, what, a fifty to one advantage and still got her ass kicked. This, in many ways, is the story of Hillary.

Yeah I haven't ever understood why she's held up as this great leader and some feminist icon. I think she's just a female leader that people have heard of is all, not that there's anything noteworthy or great about her.

Queen Victoria created the largest empire ever on the planet and turned the UK into a world superpower, but she's shunned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

255 What you need to realize is that Obama is not weak on terrorism. That isn't a typo, it isn't a joke, and it isn't ironic.

Rather, he is actively aiding and abetting terrorism.

There are two reasons for this.

First, he and the overwhelming majority of his supporters are physical cowards who avoided military service. By tying themselves to evil murderers, they convince themselves that they are, by extension, tough guys.

Second, terrorist attacks always strengthen the Communist left. The powerful gun control cabal is getting ever closer to its final goal of disarming and reducing to slavery the American populace, and when Muslim terrorists massacre innocent people (or, occasionally, non-innocent people; the Benghazi massacre was actually a transfer of guns to terrorists by the ambassador, said guns to be used for murdering Americans so as to facilitate gun control, that ended up going bad) the further dehumanization of gun owners is the inevitable result.

The question is what do YOU intend to do about it?

Posted by: Ken at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (N6Oa5)

256 A dress wearing Chelsea Manning walks into a bar .

The bartender says ' why the bearded face?'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 05:18 PM (1me8P)

257 Isn't it time for us to start thinking about what kind of world we're going to leave to Keith Richards?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

258 Meh. Boedica had, what, a fifty to one advantage and still got her ass kicked.

And raped in the Roman fashion

Onions on their belts?
Posted by: pep at January

what is that loudly with bad breath and poorly dressed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:19 PM (cPsPa)

259 The real terrorists are these greenskeepers who dust my balls with sand and violate my privacy with their stimpmeters.

Posted by: President Slappy McEarflaps at January 17, 2017 05:19 PM (FmNHR)

260 Islam and its enablers must be eliminated. There is no other option.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (mRRfF)

261 My prostate is the size of Perino's ego and it's ready to blow.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (/uXfQ)

262 So, what are the odds that Chelsea Manning decides, after he is released in May due to Obama's commutation of his sentence, he wants to keep his penis?

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (hJamr)

263 >>I had some pre-Valentine's Day Russell Stovers from Walgreen's last week. Just to sample, mind you.

Day after the holidays, they give that shit away...good time for GAINZZ.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 05:21 PM (xd0pN)

264 "262
So, what are the odds that Chelsea Manning decides, after he is released
in May due to Obama's commutation of his sentence, he wants to keep his
penis?"

If you like your penis, you can keep your penis. -- Barky McSixPutt

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:21 PM (ro5Th)

265 So, what are the odds that Chelsea Manning decides, after he is released in May due to Obama's commutation of his sentence, he wants to keep his penis?
Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (hJamr)

It is not in evidence that he had one to begin with.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:22 PM (s5o+q)

266 If Obama could pardon Joanne Chesimard, he would. Thank goodness she was convicted on state charges.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 05:22 PM (X4ZNp)

267 What good is stocking up on food going to do if the Trumpenkorps are coming for you?

The riots man, the riots are gonna be so total and widespread, you'll need food just to survive while we're all rioting maaan. We're gonna shut down this country with totally peaceful protests and riots and burning things, maaaann. *tokes deeply*

Posted by: Leftist Twit #452 at January 17, 2017 05:22 PM (39g3+)

268 Boudica? bah....humbug. Catherine the Great started 8 wars of aggression. The last time a Queen of England and a Queen of Scotland got together, one of them quite literally, lost her head.

Boudica was a piker.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:23 PM (d76uN)

269 I welcome the Lefty preppers. If that day ever comes, I won't feel guilty taking their stuff if I run out of mine.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (1me8P)

Even though I won't run out, I'll still happily take theirs out of spite.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 05:23 PM (m+7Nl)

270
I welcome the Lefty preppers. If that day ever comes, I won't feel guilty taking their stuff if I run out of mine.

Artisanal meats and cheese won't keep very long. Better hit them first.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (hJamr)

271
Kurt Russell is dead?

--

You made me google!

Still alive thank goodness.

Kid I watched Big Trouble in Little China yesterday. She loved it.

I watched Deepwater Horizon last night. He's in that too. Along with his step daughter. Goldie's kid. Name escapes me.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (VtLx6)

272 Re: manning. Obamas attempt to shield FAB from prosecution? Because transgender? Or just because obama is doing his scorched-earth douchebag thing? Or all 3?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (dnWSK)

273 Walking into some lefty's house with a gun just taking what you want, and walking out would be hilarious, in bad times. Take one of the daughters too, she'll be begging to go with you. Keep me safe! Give me food and shelter! Get me away from these people!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (39g3+)

274 So Alread is dragging out another victim of Trump saying He accosted Her sexually and She's suing... Interesting timing...

Doesn't Alread know Trump will go after her personally?

NAH Summer Zervos is suing for Defamation

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (y3aQB)

275 Name escapes me.

Kate Hudson

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (hJamr)

276 So, what are the odds that Chelsea Manning decides, after he is released in May due to Obama's commutation of his sentence, he wants to keep his penis in Barry's mouth?

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (hJamr)

Little addendum

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (493sH)

277 "Where was Whitman?"

Down at the Albanese.

Posted by: ZZ Sock at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (8J/Te)

278 Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (VtLx6)

Kate Hudson

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

279 Queen Victoria created the largest empire ever on the planet and turned the UK into a world superpower, but she's shunned.

In fairness, Boudica did not wear Patchouli in her bloomers. The Vic did.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 17, 2017 05:26 PM (H5rtT)

280 I didn't know she or Gosling were Disney kids. Timberlake? Aside from being involved in the genesis of the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" he doesn't seem to be any more loony than the average celebrity.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at January 17, 2017 04:59 PM (hKDRi)

Mouseketeers all, and Russell was in the sequel to Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZMEJ4v2flI

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:27 PM (hvf9s)

281 I thought Deepwater Horizon was a good flick too

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 05:27 PM (GwIKd)

282 Yep, Kate Hudson. She's a cutie. Thx no good deed.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:27 PM (VtLx6)

283 The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

284 I forgot how much I dislike Beckel. Never thought I would miss Juan.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)

285 In fairness, Boudica did not wear Patchouli in her bloomers. The Vic did.

Trust me, she should have.

Posted by: Biggus Wangus, Centurian at January 17, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)

286 you should only give pardons in jury trials.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (cPsPa)

It's better to wait until it's over.
At least that way the POTUS would appear to have faith in the justice system.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2017 05:29 PM (P/kVC)

287 I welcome the Lefty preppers. If that day ever comes, I won't feel guilty taking their stuff if I run out of mine.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 05:13 PM (1me8P)

I do, too. Primarily because I think it will convert a few of them to conservatism, or at least, less onerous regulationism. Once a lot of them start deciding on that hideout in the sticks they'll start noticing all the red tape and restrictions the government has put on that land that they just bought.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 17, 2017 05:29 PM (GUBah)

288 Yo, I liked it too. Then I watched My All American. Football player in the '60's. Another good flick. Tear jerker tho.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:30 PM (VtLx6)

289 >>> The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:30 PM (hvf9s)

290 Justin Timberlake is a guy you want to dislike but he's so charming and hilarious you can't help but like him. No wonder he had two of the hottest girls in the world fighting over him at one point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

291 I find Boudica a much more compelling and heroic figure than Hillary Clinton could ever be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 05:30 PM (tOcW/)

292 Then I watched My All American. Football player in the '60's. Another good flick.

With Dennis Quaid? Wasn't that Everybody's All American?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

293
So, what are the odds that Chelsea Manning decides, after he is released
in May due to Obama's commutation of his sentence, he wants to keep his
penis?

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:20 PM (hJamr)

They can do that half of the operation at the end of April.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2017 05:31 PM (P/kVC)

294 Manning's sentence is commuted... I suppose this includes an honourable discharge, the MOH, a fabulous parade, and the Army paying for his titjob and addatwatomy, too!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 17, 2017 05:32 PM (kP16F)

295 I can't believe Obama is commuting Manning's sentence. I mean, I can, but I can't. Ugh. Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:33 PM (sBOL1)

296 Don't you dare take my food!
I've got a gun, somewhere... Honey! where did we put the gun? In the closet? Where... under all these shoes?
DON'T TAKE MY FOOD!
I found it Honey! Everything's OK, you can get back in the tub now. Now, *watching man run off with bags of food...points gun , pulls trigger* CLICK
Shit. What's wrong? Oh... bullets, I need bullets. Honey! Where did we put the bullets? What? Shotguns don't use bullets?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

297 284 I forgot how much I dislike Beckel. Never thought I would miss Juan.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)

+++

He always looks like he is seconds away from a massive coronary.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (Ivjge)

298 "the MOH, a fabulous parade"

Maybe he can get a Nobel Prize, too. I think I remember someone getting one for doing nothing....

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (ro5Th)

299 I forgot how much I dislike Beckel. Never thought I would miss Juan.

It must be the chair.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (qJhUV)

300 Grumpy928, no. No Quaid. Kid helped his team get to the Cotton Bowl in I think '71? Good flick, don't want to ruin it. Kid started in CO and went to TX Longhorns.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (VtLx6)

301 I find Boudica a much more compelling and heroic figure than Hillary Clinton could ever be.

Well I can't argue with that, she actually accomplished things for her people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (39g3+)

302 WRT Bradley Manning....
Did Oblabo do this for the purpose of
#1 showing the gay community he is down with the cause? "Hey, this kid only acted out because his gender confusion was making him act crazy, so I'mma let him go to be himself because I'm so tolerant and shit"
#2 if this guy gets to stay in prison for treason, Hillary should be in prison to. "Look, sure he did a bad thing, but we can't lock up everyone who makes a mistake, right. This treason thing is overrated and Hillary didn't do it deliberately... so let him go and we don't have to worry about her getting locked up."
#3 because he hates America and thinks treason is no big deal.
#4 Julian Assange wants Manning freed and said, "we still have lots of shit on this administration and we will drop it like it's hot if our boy Brad doesn't get out."

Which is the most likely scenario?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (yTnCT)

303 "I find Boudica a much more compelling and heroic figure than Hillary Clinton could ever be."

Tanya Harding is more heroic than hillzebub.

Don't get on her bad side. If you value your kneecaps.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:34 PM (d76uN)

304 272 Re: manning. Obamas attempt to shield FAB from prosecution? Because transgender? Or just because obama is doing his scorched-earth douchebag thing? Or all 3?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2017 05:25 PM (dnWSK)

Local talk host had a theory, based on a tweet from wikileaks on January 12th. He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in, then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia & Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (7qAYi)

305 I can't believe Obama is commuting Manning's sentence. I mean, I can, but I can't. Ugh. Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:33 PM (sBOL1)

I knew he'd do it. Barry has lived up to every worst expectation. The commie queer hates this country and every action he's taken as prezzy is to get his revenge on the country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (493sH)

306 Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

I feel the exact same way, bluebell.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (hJamr)

307 Senator Murray (D, Washington): "Mr. Chairman, I wasn't aware that there was a precedent."

DERP.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (s5o+q)

308 markknoller
At 1,385 commutations, Pres Obama has now granted more than any US pres in history. And more likely before he leaves office.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (y3aQB)

309 So what do we think about Bergdahl? Will he do it?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:36 PM (sBOL1)

310 no terrorism during my watch. But you wait, with all the let outs I am doing (especially right now), Trump is going to have the most terrorism. 911 is going to look like a cake walk. -- signed I WON

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 17, 2017 05:36 PM (fJQAI)

311 It is not in evidence that he had one to begin with.
Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 05:22 PM (s5o+q)

There's some evidence he's had more than just one.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2017 05:36 PM (z79tQ)

312 With Dennis Quaid? Wasn't that Everybody's All American?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 17, 2017 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

Good flick. Caught it back in the 1990s and had never heard of it. Was watching it with my then wife and accurately predicted what would happen to the John Goodman character before it happened.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

313 Who is the smoking hot blonde sitting behind Senator Scott?

I must have her. Have her bathed and brought to my tent.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

314 306 Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

I feel the exact same way, bluebell.
Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (hJamr)

+++

Still puzzling on my drink of choice. I'll have to begin at 9:00A.M. here and must keep that in mind.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:37 PM (Ivjge)

315 Local talk host had a theory, based on a tweet from wikileaks on January 12th. He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in, then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia & Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (7qAYi)
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Man, I sure hope your guy is wrong.

Ugh again.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:37 PM (sBOL1)

316 Local talk host had a theory, based on a tweet from
wikileaks on January 12th. He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in,
then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia
Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 05:35 PM (7qAYi)

Certainly explains why Trump would say the election was rigged... not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2017 05:37 PM (P/kVC)

317 OR if the Holder/Lynch Justice Department ordered them to hands off these cases. Both of them within a day had the criminals' homes open to the press.

That's a huge possibility..

Posted by: Hamilton at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (sCjDS)

318 At 1,385 commutations, Pres Obama has now granted more than any US pres in history.
.............

Did they all get EBT cards, too?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

319 Still puzzling on my drink of choice. I'll have to begin at 9:00A.M. here and must keep that in mind.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:37 PM (Ivjge)
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I've got two bottles of Trump wine! #winning!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (sBOL1)

320 I'll have to begin at 9:00A.M. here and must keep that in mind.

Rumchata in your coffee is a good option.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (hJamr)

321 >>> Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

Ugh so true. Has he pardoned all the illegal immigrants yet?

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (hvf9s)

322 "Did they all get EBT cards, too?"

Yeah, the extra-large Platinum ones with gold fringe.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:39 PM (ro5Th)

323 2:18:15

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:39 PM (qUNWi)

324 Local talk host had a theory, based on a tweet from
wikileaks on January 12th. He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in, then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.

That's even worse than Underpants Gnome theory
1. Russia hacks DNC
2. ???
3. President pence!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)

325 >>> Still puzzling on my drink of choice. I'll have to begin at 9:00A.M. here and must keep that in mind.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:37 PM (Ivjge)

Mimosas? With increasingly more champagne the closer it gets to noon?

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (hvf9s)

326 Friday noon cannot get here soon enough.

Ugh so true. Has he pardoned all the illegal immigrants yet?

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (hvf9s)

He's going to save the worst for last. I don't know what it will be but it will be his biggest fck you to the country. Well not the commie leftist scum like him but to us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (493sH)

327 Re: TFG next pardon? I say Asshata Shakur, or whatever the hell the name is of the Black radical cop killer who's been hiding out in Cuba.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (7qAYi)

328
I've got two bottles of Trump wine! #winning!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:38 PM (sBOL1)

+++

You're set but I can't see myself chugging wine that early in the morning. Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start. With whipped cream.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)

329 My husband and brother both served in Viet Nam, honorably. Both were in harms way many, many times. Husband also had the sad duty of escorting the dead, many of them his friends to their final flight home.
Trust me, he's spitting mad right now about Manning's release.
He's been released with what, 29 years remaining on his sentence?
That SOB cannot be out of the White House soon enough.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (wV8s/)

330 So what do we think about Bergdahl?

I haven't heard a peep about his court martial in the news. What is even happenings with it?

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (hJamr)

331 well, the funny thing about lefty preppers is what exactly are they prepping against? most preppers are prepping to survive something apocalyptic or the government coming for them for some reason. the lefties are why people prep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (cPsPa)

332 327 Re: TFG next pardon? I say Asshata Shakur, or whatever the hell the name is of the Black radical cop killer who's been hiding out in Cuba.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (7qAYi)

I believe those are state charges so nope.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

333 I do hope Manning realises there'll be no guards to cut his well-worn arse down the next time he decides to hang it up...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (kP16F)

334 Obama is running out of time; when is the sea level going to fall?

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (py4xj)

335 I haven't seen anything, no good deed, but I am wondering if Obama will pardon him too. What the heck, why not. What's he got to lose at this point?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:42 PM (sBOL1)

336 My wild card guess for commutation is Mumia...would not be surprised.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 17, 2017 05:42 PM (vmsda)

337 Bergdahl is next. I wouldn't bet against the Fort Hood workplace violence dude either.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 17, 2017 05:42 PM (yTnCT)

338 So what do we think about Bergdahl?

I haven't heard a peep about his court martial in the news. What is even happenings with it?
Posted by: no good deed at January

military is making a bigger push over bergdahl than manning. manning is easier to manage in the future, just train up everyone on gadar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:42 PM (cPsPa)

339 And what about Maj. Nidal Hasan? He surely will get a pass, right? And a big medal, too, for valor and courage under fire with oak leaf clusterfucks.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (ro5Th)

340 Agreed, Friday noon can't come soon enough.

Asshole.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (d94K/)

341 321 It's only Tuesday.More to come.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (r/0kC)

342 I didn't even think of that, Al Leppo. You're probably right.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (hJamr)

343 The JEF has also pardoned James Cartwright:

http://tinyurl.com/hy6vpjk

If you read the account at the link, it's quite clear that several presstitutes pleaded for the guy "urging leniency in light of his distinguished military career."

Yeah, there are a lot of whores to go around, not just in Moscow.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (3C9q2)

344 >>I believe those are state charges so nope.

State and federal. FBI has had a big bounty on her head for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (/tuJf)

345 You're set but I can't see myself chugging wine that early in the morning. Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start. With whipped cream.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)
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I think that's an excellent start, washrivergal.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (sBOL1)

346 He'll commute Hassan's death penalty.I believe he will.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 05:43 PM (r/0kC)

347 Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 17, 2017 05:41 PM (wV8s/)

+++

I am spitting mad right along with your husband. I cannot write the hate I have for the SCOAMF.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:44 PM (Ivjge)

348 I don't believe the constitution limits the powers of presidential pardon to federal crimes. The only limitation is impeachment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)

349 well, the real loser here is bergdahl, he was shared for goatbque all over afghanistan and pakistan for years and was made more of a woman the manning will ever be but he did not get his sentence commuted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:45 PM (cPsPa)

350 Manning will off itself within the next few years. Problem solved.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 05:45 PM (BO/km)

351 It's going to be a looong 2-1/2 days.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

352 but he did not get his sentence commuted.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:45 PM (cPsPa)
--------------
. . . yet.

That's it, I'm going to go make dinner. I need a distraction from the news.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 05:46 PM (sBOL1)

353 66 hours...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 17, 2017 05:46 PM (kP16F)

354 who cares if he pardons everyone everywhere, just get rid of him. besides, the boom from bounty hinters and Marshals chasing them down when the commit new crimes will be wonderful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:47 PM (cPsPa)

355 >>> He's going to save the worst for last. I don't know what it will be but it will be his biggest fck you to the country. Well not the commie leftist scum like him but to us Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (493sH)

No doubt.

He already screwed over my state by approving Bears Ears as a national monument. So that's what, 70% now of Utah owned by the feds? The majority of people there, even Native Americans, didn't want it. How you can be the party of For the Children, and then turn an entire region into an economic wasteland where they are doomed to poverty and limited financial opportunity, I don't know. It should be criminal.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

356 66:07 to be exact

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 05:47 PM (qUNWi)

357
He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in, then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.

They forgot the part where Assange realizes that turing states evidence against Vlad Putin is not a way to ensure a long and healthy life

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 05:47 PM (lKyWE)

358 I'm still chuckling about Putin's quip wrt Russian whores and Trump. Lol. So Allred is dragging some other woman out for a lawsuit, again? I have to say - these people never give up and any other politician would be wilting under all these ridiculous attacks.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2017 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

359 Kid & I watched Big Trouble in Little China yesterday. She loved it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 05:12 PM (Om16U)

*YES*! New generation!

Also, I think the big takeaway with Manning is "OMG Trump is the worst because Russian hacking, oh and pardon Loretta Manning!"

Also, as a geek, "He bought bullets? So he loaded his own *cartridges*?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 17, 2017 05:48 PM (wB8Tg)

360
Local talk host had a theory, based on a tweet from wikileaks on January 12th. He frees Manning, Assange turns himself in, then turns states evidence on whatever he may know about Russia & Trump, which will be the foundation for his impeachment.
Posted by: josephistan

So, President Pence?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

361 You're set but I can't see myself chugging wine that early in the morning. Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start. With whipped cream.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)

Might I suggest a shot or two of Butterscotch liquor in a cup of coffee, with french vanilla creamer also, but optional.

My neighbor was out on New Years Eve day getting pre-lit. I was outside with my dog and a cup of coffee when he staggered by and spilled some in for me.
Took him close to five minutes to post-hole his way through the snow in a not very straight line, and I got a chuckle out of looking at his path every day until the recent ice and rains washed his path away.

At any rate, it's very tasty, cannot be smelled, and warms you up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2017 05:49 PM (z79tQ)

362 So, President Pence?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

That's President Pence/Hitler to you.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 05:49 PM (493sH)

363 Not a smidgen of corruption of a smidgen of terrorism since Fredo has been in Office.

And he says that with a straight face.

Oh and he loves the Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 05:49 PM (SjImc)

364 Too bad all these pardon getting folk can not take a Argentine C130 ride on their way to freedom...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 17, 2017 05:50 PM (9dH/8)

365 #3 because he hates America and thinks treason is no big deal.

His Secretariat of State is John "Hero of Communist Victory" Kerry, so I think that one is obvious.

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2017 05:50 PM (py4xj)

366
Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start.

Then, Jennifer's in tea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

367 They forgot the part where Assange realizes that turing states evidence
against Vlad Putin is not a way to ensure a long and healthy life.

Right, he'll need a food taster for sure...and a Geiger counter.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 05:50 PM (hJamr)

368 Wondered on the ONT this morning if the pardons were coming today

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 05:51 PM (yx0Ld)

369 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2017 05:49 PM (z79tQ)

Butterscotch. Well now.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:51 PM (Ivjge)

370 8 ounces of coffee, one ounce of bourbon. done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:51 PM (cPsPa)

371 Has anyone seen the movie Patriots Day? That's the movie where Mark Wahlberg hunts down Speedbump.
I want to know if it is any good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2017 05:51 PM (+lVUW)

372 I only hope that our treasured diversity is not a casualty of our law enforcement officers acting stupidly.

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 05:51 PM (77i7V)

373 The best thing about having a splinter is pulling it out.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 05:52 PM (BO/km)

374 By the way Kerry may be a bigger anti-semite than Fredo and may actually hate America more. What a fuck. I'm saying fuck a lot lately.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 05:52 PM (SjImc)

375 Speaking of asshole moves...

@baseballcrank 17m
Meanwhile, ICYMI, Cuomo commuted the sentence of Judith Clark of the Weather Underground Brink's robbery/murders

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2017 05:52 PM (V3IFq)

376 I truly believe he will pardon Bergdahl. He arranged that shitty trade for the freak. He almost has to so he looks smart or something. And Major Hasan gats commuted sentence at the very least.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 17, 2017 05:53 PM (yTnCT)

377 The JEF has also pardoned James Cartwright:

He had to, Hoss was going to bust him out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:53 PM (39g3+)

378 Be a shame if anything happened to Bradley manning before may ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 05:53 PM (SjImc)

379 Obama has a checklist of guys he wants freed like Hans Gruber's "terrorist release list" he gave the FBI. Dudes he thinks are cool and wants out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 05:54 PM (39g3+)

380 "378
Be a shame if anything happened to Bradley manning before may ha?"

Heaven forfend!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 05:55 PM (ro5Th)

381 366
Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start.
---------
Then, Jennifer's in tea.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
--------------

Maryanne's in a pina colada.

Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 05:55 PM (5E3b3)

382 It has been a long 8 years

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 05:55 PM (GwIKd)

383 Funny how one word can change the perception of things.

Fried steak------->Chicken fried steak

President Obama------->Former President Obama

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 17, 2017 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)

384 You're set but I can't see myself chugging wine that
early in the morning. Maybe Bailey's in coffee would be a good start.
With whipped cream.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 17, 2017 05:40 PM (Ivjge)

That sounds good. It will be 10am here. Wondering what to have for breakfast?

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:56 PM (VtLx6)

385 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Now that clown Trump, that's another story

Posted by: John McCain at January 17, 2017 05:57 PM (DpOmP)

386 It has been a long 8 years
Posted by: Yo

yeah well, right now carter is giggling like an idiot, dancing jigs in circles, cause he knows obama's after presidency is going to suck worse than his.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 05:57 PM (cPsPa)

387 I think a "white hot heat of a thousand suns" line goes in here somewhere.

These folks should should be on there knees every day, thanking the God whose existence they deny, that so many of us know He does exist and that we will one day have to answer to Him

Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 05:58 PM (gJ3Vg)

388 Chelsea Manning freed. Sumbitch better be able to afford some serious security.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 05:58 PM (U6f54)

389 Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton
FAILED Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 05:59 PM (Rsi2C)

390 >>> That sounds good. It will be 10am here. Wondering what to have for breakfast?
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 05:56 PM (VtLx6)

Breakfast taco bowl style? So the ingredients for a breakfast burrito but in a taco bowl?

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 05:59 PM (hvf9s)

391 It will be 10am here. Wondering what to have for breakfast?
---------
Mimosa's or Bellini's would work........

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 05:59 PM (JNDQi)

392 Future pardons by our Low Information President:

Jerry Sandusky (Harry Reid wants to pick up some pointers)

Leonard Peltier

Roman Polanski

George Soros

Corrine Brown

Rod Blagojevich

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 05:59 PM (77i7V)

393 I can see right through that thin disguise.
Can't you tell I can tell when you're telling white lies?
You're telling white lies, you're telling white lies.

Posted by: Jason & The Scorchers at January 17, 2017 05:59 PM (DpOmP)

394 I'm almost expecting JEF's final "Fuck You" to the country being pardoning Joker Tsarnaev.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (Vevy5)

395 oh, we are talking inauguration dining? steak and scotch, dry aged porterhouse with a side of creamed spinach and some sort of potato to be decided with scotch. lots and lots and lots of scotch. maybe cheesecake.

unless I have a meeting afterwards then instead of the porterhouse it will be a burger, home made french fries, on scotch, a double, and coffee. lots and lots and lots of coffee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (cPsPa)

396 HAH!

@clairlemon
Watch out @realDonaldTrump. Anthropologists are planning a Foucault read-in for your Inauguration Day

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (V3IFq)

397 "388
Chelsea Manning freed. Sumbitch better be able to afford some serious security."

Yes, officer, it's a clear case of suicide. Xhe shot xerself three times in the back of the head while falling on this Ka-Bar here.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (ro5Th)

398 Good news.

TFG will be commuting/pardoning more douchebags on Thursday.

Then, after the Inauguration, he, Mooch and the grrllllz (and MiL it is assumed) are off to Palm Springs on the former AF One.

What's another couple of million taxpayer dollars for another vacay jaunt by these worthless grifters?

Cost to us: Over $2 mil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH)

399
I'm almost expecting JEF's final "Fuck You" to the country being pardoning Joker Tsarnaev.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (Vevy5)

Never happen,he attacked deep blue Boston

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

400 Manning freed. Sumbitch better be able to afford some serious security.
Posted by: the littl shyning

heh, the civilized world and the muslims hate him. leave him alone, let the jihadis get him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (cPsPa)

401 Allred's client is Summer Zervos, the ex Apprentice contestant who was avidly pro-Trump until he failed to visit her new restaurant.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (Om16U)

402 Could we please get a complete list of everyone that is not dead?

Could take a while.
Posted by: Googleplex Star Thinker at January 17, 2017 05:16 PM (qUNWi)
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That'll be pretty easy for me, let me fire up my engines.

Posted by: Deathstar at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (2mC6G)

403 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (cPsPa)
We are going to a party for inauguration. There will be BBQ and drinks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (IgBFP)

404 Mumia's in PA state prison, so he can't get a Presidential pardon.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (7qAYi)

405 I'm surprised the JEF hasn't pardoned the American cop killers livin' large in Cuba.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)

406 You know, pardoning Blago wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

407 Oh man,,, their

Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 06:03 PM (gJ3Vg)

408
Allred's client is Summer Zervos, the ex Apprentice contestant who was avidly pro-Trump until he failed to visit her new restaurant.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (Om16U)

That one? They already trotted her out once and her own family said she was just seeking attention.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 06:03 PM (lKyWE)

409 Three kids mauled with one killed by pit bulls in Atlanta.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:03 PM (BO/km)

410 You know, pardoning Blago wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

What about the guy (whose name escapes me) who helped the Obamas buy their Chicago home?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:04 PM (PY9jH)

411 The 4 thugs from Chicago who brutalized the Mentally Disabled kid will get their federal Kidnapping charges pardoned.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2017 06:04 PM (Vevy5)

412 We are going to a party for inauguration. There will be BBQ and drinks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January

heh, we are doing that too. have to make up for all the horrible election nights watching television through my fingers and ignoring a perfectly good scotch fro no fault of its own.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:04 PM (cPsPa)

413 410 You know, pardoning Blago wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

What about the guy (whose name escapes me) who helped the Obamas buy their Chicago home?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:04 PM (PY9jH)

Tony Rezko.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2017 06:04 PM (Vevy5)

414 So now that the Obamas are three days away from living on a budget, - I wonder, - did Barry take Michelle to Red Lobster for her birthday bash and gnash?

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 06:05 PM (FmNHR)

415
I'm surprised the JEF hasn't pardoned the American cop killers livin' large in Cuba.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)

I don't think he can those are state convictions

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 06:05 PM (lKyWE)

416 5 and 6 years old.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:05 PM (BO/km)

417 I have a damned doctor appt. Friday afternoon (after the Inauguration). Doc is my state senator, an R and conservative, but an arrogant douche.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (PY9jH)

418 He'll just issue a blanket pardon to Chicago. Makes things easier.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (7qAYi)

419 >>> You know, pardoning Blago wouldn't surprise me a bit. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

I almost want to happen so it gives Ace a good excuse for one more use of the Blagoskull.

Almost.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (hvf9s)

420 pardon em all just get the fuck out and take your mil with you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (cPsPa)

421 394 I'm almost expecting JEF's final "Fuck You" to the country being pardoning Joker Tsarnaev.
Posted by: Hikaru
_____________

* looks up, irritated *

What is it this time, Barry?

* listens *

No! Absolutely not.

* listens *

I don't care if he's dreamy or not. This a stupid idea even for you. Why don't you go see if there are any reruns of He-Man on TV?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (77i7V)

422 A rare, lately, L, Elle sighting.
Big Bird be poppin' out of one of these doors next.

Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (gJ3Vg)

423 There is a point to convicting a criminal at the state level... to prevent a rouge fed from a rouge, pardon though a rouge governor could pardon as well.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 17, 2017 06:06 PM (hMqvx)

424 409
Three kids mauled with one killed by pit bulls in Atlanta.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:03 PM (BO/km)

Oh my. Bless the families.

Isn't that Lewis' district?

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (VtLx6)

425 Gloria Allred should be in jail or facing it for knowingly bringing about all of these phony lawsuits meant to advance feminism more than anything.

Posted by: Pepe at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (92ruB)

426 I can't wait for Barry and Reggie to bring Chelsea Manning to Fire Island this summer...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (DpOmP)

427 What's another couple of million taxpayer dollars for another vacay jaunt by these worthless grifters?

Cost to us: Over $2 mil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH

Look, as long as he's gone, I'll drive his bony behind to Palm Springs myself.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (W2wn0)

428 And while we're watching Obama's left hand pardoning Bradley, he just released ten more jihadis with his right. This fucker just can't leave soon enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (9iR5/)

429 That Jew bastard pig nose cohen on FOX now. I hate that SOB with all my heart and soul and disavow him as a Jew.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:07 PM (SjImc)

430 The most beautiful sound is the call to prayer...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 17, 2017 06:08 PM (DpOmP)

431 "I, Barack Obama, hereby pardon the citizens of Chicago for all crimes committed heretofore, and all crimes in perpetuity...."

Posted by: The Big B.O. at January 17, 2017 06:08 PM (2mC6G)

432 who cares?! now if he tries to give guantanamo to the commies, that is a problem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:08 PM (cPsPa)

433 5 and 6 years old.
Posted by: freaked
_____

Where?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 17, 2017 06:08 PM (77i7V)

434
That Jew bastard pig nose cohen on FOX now. I hate that SOB with all my heart and soul and disavow him as a Jew.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Didn't he try to join the black caucus but they wouldn't take him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

435 >>>There is a point to convicting a criminal at the state level... to
prevent a rouge fed from a rouge, pardon though a rouge governor could
pardon as well.<<<

Commie red gotta commie.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (FmNHR)

436 Oh yeah Rezko, definitely, could see him getting a pardon too. Why not? Its the legal equivalent of the Obama "I'm just scratching my face while I flip you off like a child" move.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (39g3+)

437 Guarantee you those pit bulls who mauled and killed the kid belong to gang bangers.

Our son has a pit/boxer/ mix who is as sweet and loving as can be. You raise your voice to her, and it breaks her heart.

Stupid gangsters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (PY9jH)

438 If they impeach Trump, we get President Pence. The total pro-life, bathrooms for what's on your birth certificate, curing homosexuality with counselling Vice President.
Works for me.

Posted by: vivi at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (11H2y)

439 431
"I, Barack Obama, hereby pardon the citizens of Chicago for all crimes committed heretofore, and all crimes in perpetuity...."

Would that also apply to all the dead voters? Dead Lives Matter, too, you know.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (ro5Th)

440 431 "I, Barack Obama, hereby pardon the ~~citizens~~ public servants and thugs of Chicago for all crimes committed heretofore, and all crimes in perpetuity...."
Posted by: The Big B.O. at January 17, 2017 06:08 PM (2mC6G)

FIFY

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (DpOmP)

441 And he just appointed that rat face Jarrett to a cushy government job at the Kennedy Center.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 17, 2017 06:11 PM (9iR5/)

442 Too bad for Barry "he" killed bin Laden. He'd probably be pardoning his ass, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:11 PM (PY9jH)

443 Guarantee you those pit bulls who mauled and killed the kid belong to gang bangers.

Our son has a pit/boxer/ mix who is as sweet and loving as can be. You raise your voice to her, and it breaks her heart.

Stupid gangsters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January

yeah, the problems not with the dogs it is the people and their culture.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:11 PM (cPsPa)

444 While Everyone Is Focusing On Manning Commutation, Obama Released Another 10 Inmates From Gitmo

Keep watching the left hand, ignore the right hand. Here are the names.

Weasel Zippers

Another 10---and that is different from the 10 the other day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

445 'Where?
Posted by: Harry Reid'

Hey Harry. F' You!

Always wanted to say that to him.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:12 PM (BO/km)

446 hope obama releases his birth certificate too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 06:12 PM (cPsPa)

447 Every day was better than the next during the Era of Obama

Posted by: Woogy at January 17, 2017 06:12 PM (DpOmP)

448 It's a hell of a thing that the man who in essence has been forced to step down still gets three months on the job to do whatever the damn he wants.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (7qAYi)

449 Mumia's in PA state prison, so he can't get a Presidential pardon.

Its not exactly clear. The Constitutional clause on the topic is

The President ... shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

Now, that probably is supposed to mean "federal crimes" but is not murder a crime against the United States? The only exception stated is impeachment. And if Obama did pardon someone for a state crime, who'd stop him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

450 TFG should pardon Blago and Rezko. He owes them so much.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (Om16U)

451 He has 2 days and 12 hrs to clean out Gitmo like he said he would 8 years ago.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (yx0Ld)

452 The Age of Obamalaise

Posted by: The Fifth Dimension at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (DpOmP)

453 Barry sure loves releasing lifers from U. S. prisons and releasing terrorists from GITMO.

So happy for his ass that he and his family will have the best security the government can provide, while the rest of us will be on our own.

Thanks, JEF. Friday can't get here fast enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (PY9jH)

454 Would that also apply to all the dead voters? Dead Lives Matter, too, you know.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:09 PM (ro5Th)
---
Now, let me be perfectly clear: never let it be said that I'm racist against the dead. Why, the dead have the most problem getting to the DMV to file for a picture ID...

Posted by: The Big B.O. at January 17, 2017 06:14 PM (2mC6G)

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 17, 2017 06:14 PM (39g3+)

456 * waves hi to teej *

I got the worst food poisoning last week from my favorite Vietnamese place no less. I thought I was gonna die! I almost checked myself into the hospital. I haven't eaten solid food in 8 days now. I'm scared to eat bc I don't want to throw up again. I'm at about 90% and will be at 100% noon, January 20th. Trump will make Vietnamese food great again!

Sorry about your Chiefs. That was a bummer. Thanks for saying hi.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 06:14 PM (Rsi2C)

457 'yeah, the problems not with the dogs it is the people and their culture.'

Pit bulls and urban culture are a bad mix. I love dogs and I know Atlanta so yea we know the deal.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (BO/km)

458
The President ... shall have Power to Grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

A state conviction is for offenses against the state

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (lKyWE)

459 I still can believe the country elected a filthy muzzie to be PResident... did y'all not read any of my writings on Islam???

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (DpOmP)

460 O/T rant

How the hell does Eric Ericccson have radio show?
First off, the guy is a ghastly mouth-breather who sounds like he has concrete poured into his sinus cavities. His annoying sing-song Jerry-Lewis ventriloquist-dummy voice alone should keep him the hell of the air.
Then he goes off on a post-Christmas cry-fest , sobbing about he and his wife's health problems and whinging about how Trump supporters threatened to kill him or his dog or his career or something , who can even tell.

Stupid donkey-foreskin doesn't even have the self-reflection or self-awareness to say "you know I am sorry I was wrong about Trump and his supporters" yet goes on an on about his precious career and his crowning achievement when he started the young republicans club in his high school or whatever.

He has no basis for being an analyst of anything other than a marginal ability to read what is in front of him , and his snarky comments are usually directed at his listeners. He spends half his show trying to walk back his idiocy and makes no points that are beyond anything that Rush or Hannity said right before him.

Case in point: today he starts off talking about the Manning pardon which I kinda wanted to here some details on. He thumps his chest abotu refusing to call him Chelsea...AND THEN GOES OFF ON REPUBLICANS WHO " LOST THE MORAL HIGH GROUND" FOR SUPPORTING ASSANGE BECAUSE CONSISTENCY.

Erick?
FUCK YOU YOU PENCILDICKED NEVERWAS HALFASS STUFFYNOSED FINGERWAGGING RECTAL SKINTAG.

Assange is not a US citizen. Manning is.
Assange was not granted a security clearance. Manning was.
Assange did not swear and oath to uphold and defend the Constitution. Manning did.

And nobody, BUT NOBODY BUT YOU AND FUCKING JOHN MCCAIN AND HIS LAPDOGS LINDSEY AND LIL MARCO ARE SAYING THAT REPUBLICANS SUPPORT ASSANGE OR WIKILEAKS.

Then this pusillanomous talking tick turd continues with how the "Russians did Bad things." " Assange did Bad things" " Manning did Bad things" blah blah BUT WE MUST BE CONSISTENT.

Well thanks for the update you fat, red headed cockmunch. And by the way WHY THE FUCK IS A NOMINAL REPUBLICAN RADIO HOST SUPPORTING THE PROGS BULLSHIT RUSSIA HACK STORY?

Why in the name of all that is holy is Erickc Erickk Shitforbrains receiving a paycheck for his worthless, weaselly , waste of a radio show?

He sucks. His website sucks. I have my radio permanently glued to his competitor now.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (ewrgV)

461 And if Obama did pardon someone for a state crime, who'd stop him?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

The Law...it still does exist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (SjImc)

462 "Why, the dead have the most problem getting to the DMV to file for a picture ID..."

Yeah, but they don't have any trouble getting to the polling places, and when there they don't need no stinkin' picture ID.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (ro5Th)

463 * waves hi to teej *

I got the worst food poisoning last week from my favorite Vietnamese
place no less. I thought I was gonna die! I almost checked myself
into the hospital. I haven't eaten solid food in 8 days now. I'm
scared to eat bc I don't want to throw up again. I'm at about 90% and
will be at 100% noon, January 20th. Trump will make Vietnamese food
great again!

Sorry about your Chiefs. That was a bummer. Thanks for saying hi.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 06:14 PM (Rsi2C)

So glad you're better. There is almost nothing worse than food poisoning. Ugh. You feel like you're going to die, and part of you wants to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 06:16 PM (PY9jH)

464 There is zero evidence that I only eat cheese and live inside of a hole in the wall that I used my rat face to chew.

Posted by: Valarie Jarret at January 17, 2017 06:16 PM (92ruB)

465 I'd line manning, assage, snowden, berghdahl, and all them muzzle terrrorists up against a wall and shoot them...then I'd hold a trial since this is America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:17 PM (SjImc)

466 >>> HAH! @clairlemon
Watch out @realDonaldTrump. Anthropologists are planning a Foucault read-in for your Inauguration Day
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2017 06:00 PM (V3IFq)

You intrigued me so I went to the Google. In an article, they asked supporters of the read-in if they worried any pro Trumpers would troll or mock them during the event.

"No, of course not."

Well of course they don't need to worry! Trumpers have actual lives.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 06:18 PM (hvf9s)

467 Well stated Mort.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 06:18 PM (BO/km)

468 "then I'd hold a trial since this is America"

And then take them out and shoot them again, just to be sure. That is true justice!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:18 PM (ro5Th)

469 don't hold back, Mortimer, tell us how youbreally feel

FTR, I can't stand EE either

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 06:19 PM (Om16U)

470
Then this pusillanomous talking tick turd continues with how the "Russians did Bad things." " Assange did Bad things" " Manning did Bad things" blah blah BUT WE MUST BE CONSISTENT.

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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 06:19 PM (7qAYi)

471 So what are the chances that our Low Information President will pardon John Hinckley, Jr. just to rub our noses in dog crap?

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 06:19 PM (77i7V)

472 I think he will pardon Berghdahl.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:21 PM (SjImc)

473 sorry, that guy just crawls all over me.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:22 PM (ewrgV)

474
I think he will pardon Berghdahl.

I believe so

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 06:22 PM (lKyWE)

475 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:15 PM (ewrgV)

Please stop holding back and tell us how you really feel. Letting it out will help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 06:23 PM (d76uN)

476 And how long did I catch grief???

Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at January 17, 2017 06:24 PM (DpOmP)

477 Gloria Allred should be in jail or facing it for knowingly bringing about all of these phony lawsuits meant to advance feminism more than anything.

Posted by: Pepe at

She's a big Hillary fan girl and donor. She is a blight on the State of California.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2017 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

478 you guys had a nice candy meme going.

i will pack some fancy heart shaped boxes for you in a couple weeks.

Posted by: i was born on mary see's birthday at January 17, 2017 06:25 PM (cxxFa)

479 Thanks Jane. I'm on the mend finally so that's good. No more Pho for me :-(

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 06:26 PM (Rsi2C)

480 If Barky doesn't pardon Berghdalh then it will come out that he paid a ransom for that piece of scum bastard along with the 5 released jihadis. Watch for bendover bowe to be next.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2017 06:27 PM (5WTL+)

481 voterma!

Tim!

If there's anything worse than a elitist progtard nanny-state finger-wagger Democrat it's a elitist progtard nanny-state finger-wagger Republican.

Hey did I mention that I LOVE my job and my boss? BECAUSE I LOVE MY JOB AND MY BOSS NO HOMO.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:27 PM (ewrgV)

482 And no one told us Nood

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 06:28 PM (Rsi2C)

483 oh of course there's a nood.

Of course...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:28 PM (ewrgV)

484 Headline on Zippy's Place: 49 Democrats Now Say They Will Not Attend Trump Inauguration.

Well, that will keep the fumigation costs down at least. And raise the average IQ in the area by a few dozen points.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 06:28 PM (ro5Th)

485 On the Arizona shooting. The passerby was a woman. She asked the officer if he needed help. When he said yes, she shot the perp - then disappeared in the ensuing confusion. Last I heard they didn't know who she was.

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2017 06:29 PM (py4xj)

486 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 06:27 PM (ewrgV)

Being your Boss is fantastic. Unless of course you are a certified butthole. Then, beware of the Boss.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 06:29 PM (d76uN)

487 Eight lost years.

Won't ever get those back.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

488 How many hours until the net is gone.???

Posted by: Usntakim at January 17, 2017 08:14 PM (hMqvx)

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