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It's Official: Dissent Is Officially Patriotic Again, Three Days Ahead of Schedule!

First Seal of the Apocalypse of Dissent Being Patriotic Again: Nobel Lunatic Paul Krugman calls Trump "illegitimate" is an act of patriotism. (Link to Matt Vespa of Townhall discussing the column, not the column itself.)

Second Seal of the Apocalypse of Dissent Being Patriotic Again: Celebrities grabbing American flags by the pussy.


Ever notice leftwingers only deploy patriotic signalling in protest against a Republican? They never just express their love of America just to express their love of America. When things are going okay (per their standards), they never drape the flag around themselves or say nice things about the country.

They would consider that kitschy, unenlightened, and oh yeah, Also Racist.

They only attempt to claim the symbols of America as an act of contemptuous insult against actual Americans, and only when they're pissed off at actual Americans.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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1 Now what? People laugh harder, that's what.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2017 12:59 PM (CPk08)

2 John Lewis is a SCOAMF

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 12:59 PM (U6f54)

3 Friday is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 17, 2017 01:00 PM (WuRdh)

4 Those two have a Weekend at Bernie's thing going on with Michael Moore's mom.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 17, 2017 01:00 PM (4bKiB)

5 I would think people have enough of a memory to see right through this now.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 17, 2017 01:01 PM (B11vO)

6 America was already great. You can tell by how we kept fundamentally changing it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 17, 2017 01:01 PM (xeeHA)

7 I actually had a dear friend say to me, in all seriousness, that when people called Obama "not my president," it was racist, but it is perfectly fine when referring to Teh Donald.

Frankly, it's good that she's smoking hot, because otherwise I'd be sorely tempted to laugh until she defriended me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:01 PM (X6fMO)

8 Michael Moore. He's still alive?

Quick, get him a large Taco Bell takeout order. For one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)

9 Another performance orientated stunt. Punch back 10x as hard. Because we can.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 17, 2017 01:02 PM (B11vO)

10 Someone needs to tell those cocksuckers to get that flag off the ground. Forcefully. In the mouth.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 17, 2017 01:02 PM (15ZVX)

11 The stupid, smug looks on their faces is just so punchable.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 17, 2017 01:02 PM (xeeHA)

12 F these guys.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 17, 2017 01:03 PM (S4vXM)

13 Friday is going to be so much fun.

I have to work. But I am going to make time to get in front of a TV at noon to see the swearing-in. Sadly, I'm rather constricted in being able to confront anyone's TDS, but I will make a point, coldly and firmly, of rebuffing anyone near me who decides to go all special snowflake.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:03 PM (X6fMO)

14 *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2017 01:03 PM (MZcWR)

15 Someone should tell the short lunatic next to the tall gasbag that powerful and dangerous people don't wear shirts saying that they are powerful and dangerous. People who wear shirts like that are frustrated and neurotic, which isn't the same thing.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (CPk08)

16 I saw the Mediocre Negroes open for the Average White Band at the Cow Palace in 1975.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (TppKb)

17 And of course these people have no idea that the US flag should never touch the ground.

Or they don't care, being super patriotic now.

Posted by: CaptainMidnight at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (3Znbm)

18 Let the record show that I was hoisting their petards with the pussy quote on the same day the story broke.

Paul Krugman, Nov 9th:
It really does now look like President Donald J. Trump, and markets are plunging. When might we expect them to recover? If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never.

We are very probably looking at a global recession, with no end in sight. I suppose we could get lucky somehow. But on economics, as on everything else, a terrible thing has just happened.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (VdICR)

19 Let us ponder that is the very best that the finest photographers and Photoshoppers in the world can make Michael Moore look.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (mf5HN)

20 Is that Van Jones?

Or, did Lena Dunham take a shit in the corner?


Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:04 PM (xd0pN)

21 The adults are in charge now. That is my standard line now to those who are bemoaning Trump. Yeah, even told it to my boss two weeks ago.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (B11vO)

22 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (GwIKd)

23

Old and Busted = Van Johnson

New Hotness = Van Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)

24 Is that Lena Dunham in the middle? It's like they airbrushed her entire face out in a (failed) attempt to make her not hideous.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (OD2ni)

25 Good thing pictures don't have smell

Posted by: Yo! at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (GwIKd)

26 Pretty sure it was decided in 2016 that the American Flag is racist.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (8hICw)

27 Moore looks like a 60 year old Lesbian.


Guy should be teaching Humanities at a Community College in NorCal.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (xd0pN)

28 They would raise the flag up higher, but Bill Ayers is stepping on the other corner.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (Ndje9)

29 Jesus, not Lena Dunham again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

30 Maybe next the anti-war left will awaken from their 8 year President Drone-strike slumber. Shocking.

Posted by: brak at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (guIHw)

31 3 Friday is going to be so much fun.


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 17, 2017 01:00 PM (WuRdh)

No it isn't. I'm so afraid for Trump's safety and the left's disruptions (and just "disrupting" would be the best case scenario) that I just want it to be over.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (ZM2xo)

32 >>Someone needs to tell those cocksuckers to get that flag off the ground. Forcefully. In the mouth.

That's how you can tell they love America!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

33 Is it just me or is Michael Moore turning into Chancellor Palpatine? Dude's one Force Lightning blast away from full-on Darth Sidious.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

34 Also:

Who says women aren't funny?


This is by far the funniest thing Chelsea Handler has ever done.


Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (xd0pN)

35 Happy to note, other than a sick Roger Ebert looking Mike Moore, I don't recognize anybody in that photo.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TOk1P)

36 24 Is that Lena Dunham in the middle? It's like they airbrushed her entire face out in a (failed) attempt to make her not hideous.
Posted by: Benji Carver
________

Not me. That woman is wearing clothes.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Naked at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (77i7V)

37 No it isn't. I'm so afraid for Trump's safety and the left's disruptions (and just "disrupting" would be the best case scenario) that I just want it to be over.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (ZM2xo)


I'm with You..

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

38 Is it just me or is Michael Moore turning into Chancellor Palpatine? Dude's one Force Lightning blast away from full-on Darth Sidious.

Michael Moore, Death Star.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TppKb)

39 I actually had a dear friend say to me, in all seriousness, that when people called Obama "not my president," it was racist, but it is perfectly fine when referring to Teh Donald.

Frankly, it's good that she's smoking hot, because otherwise I'd be sorely tempted to laugh until she defriended me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:01 PM (X6fMO)

No chick is THAT hot.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

40 Wait, the list on the cover represents "Hollywood"?

Really? Could any of them be found in say, the top 15 movies of the year?
Same for TV/Streaming shows?

Yawn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (C9pBZ)

41 29 Jesus, not Lena Dunham again.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

Bet she had no problem being photoshopped for this cover.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:07 PM (8hICw)

42 "They only attempt to claim the symbols of America... "

...when they're dragging it on the ground.

They either don't know flag etiquette or are flaunting the fact that they're breaking it.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (8b+oT)

43 "29 Jesus, not Lena Dunham again."


They never learn.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (OD2ni)

44 The press started their war against Trump as soon as he wrapped up the nomination, and they get louder at it every day.


And neighbor just come by for her second mason jar full.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

45 I actually had a dear friend say to me, in all seriousness, that when people called Obama "not my president," it was racist, but it is perfectly fine when referring to Teh Donald.

Frankly, it's good that she's smoking hot, because otherwise I'd be sorely tempted to laugh until she defriended me.



I would anyway.
Rule #1. Never stick it in crazy.
Don't care how smoking hot she is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (WDy4l)

46 F that pussy Garth Brooks too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth proud son of a Marine at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (1me8P)

47 Blonde chick is a 1 on the binary scale.

That's the nicest thing I can say of anyone in the photo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (KUaJL)

48 So they're NOT gonna burn this flag?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (Om16U)

49 Dunham and Handler aren't even supposed to be in this country.

They both promised to leave if Trump won.

Lying liars.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (ul9CR)

50 Who's the one, although possibly two, broad?

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 17, 2017 01:09 PM (Halhc)

51 I thought Helen Thomas ( second from left in photograph), had died. I need to stay current.

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2017 01:09 PM (BQ5O8)

52 >>Blonde chick is a 1 on the binary scale.

Some of you guys have completely different scales than I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

53 49 Dunham and Handler aren't even supposed to be in this country.

They both promised to leave if Trump won.

Lying liars.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:08 PM (ul9CR)

They're actors. Actors lie for a living. What did you expect?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

54 I dun been willered:

Judge: Why didn't you come forward before?

Plaintiff: Well, yer Honor, it's simple.
Back when he was just another billionaire, he would have gotten a fair shake from the media and I woulda been laughed out of court.
But now that he's POTUS, the media will taint the jury and I get free legal services from the Dems.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (Om16U)

55 Let us ponder that is the very best that the finest photographers and Photoshoppers in the world can make Michael Moore look.

Really, it looks like his ex-wife got 20 years of his life in the divorce settlement.

He makes Hugh Hefner look like Charles Atlas.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (nd1zx)

56 For the first time in my life I'm ashamed of American celebrities.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (lJXY3)

57 Revolution chic. These assholes running around is the proof I don't need that Trump isn't Hitler.

Strong men also cry. STRONG. MEN. ALSO. CRY.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (VdICR)

58 Just a little suggestion for Chelsea Handler: You should always stand next to Lena Dunham.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (xd0pN)

59 I'm just impressed that Dunham actually looks nice in this picture. Guess she knows to try and look better when she wants to be persuasive.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (8hICw)

60 Wow; Lena Dunham lost a considerable amount of weight since her last "public" appearance. (and yes; I know it's photoshopped)

Any publication with Van Jones. Michael Moore and Lena Dunham on the cover already lost credibility before even opening it to read.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)

61 Hollywood and the media "raise their voices." after the election of Trump? Hate to tell them this but people are on to them..... No one cares what they have to say...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

62 Who are those three ugly white women between the two black guys? I'm pretty sure I've never been that drunk.

Posted by: KentAllard at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (TQw9b)

63 Big deal. We beat them all with Jon Voight & Chachi.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

64 I'm reluctantly looking at Michael Moore. Apparently mullet toupes are a thing.

Who knew?

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (77i7V)

65 Michael Moore looks like fat old Skrillex now.

Also, kudos to the make-up artists/airbrushing/vaseline on the lens/soft lighting that conspired to make Lena Dunham look almost human.

Who the fuck is Brandon Victor Dixon? Did he win a 'skinny Charles Barkley' lookalike contest and the prize was being on the cover of a shitty magazine?

Oh man, I can't wait to hear what Scott Baio thinks about our new President. Charles is taking Charge, baby! Was Jan Michael Vincent too busy?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (oZ6kz)

66 31 3 Friday is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 17, 2017 01:00 PM (WuRdh)

No it isn't. I'm so afraid for Trump's safety and the left's disruptions (and just "disrupting" would be the best case scenario) that I just want it to be over.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2017 01:06 PM (ZM2xo)

That's a very good point. I was talking more in terms of lefty heads exploding. Let the mask's continue to fall.

As for Trump's safety, I have to hope he is smart enough (he is) to have private security around and that there are still some good FBI/CIA/secret service types who are not intimidated by the Tolerati.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (WuRdh)

67 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)

68 Jeez, these people just aren't getting it, are they?

Voters didn't listen to them during the campaign and didn't care about their piddlely vids made after the election - how many have there been? 2? 3? 4?

It's like they can't believe they're not moving the needle, that people aren't looking to a collection of wealthy idiots with notably screwed up personal lives for political and moral advice.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (ZM2xo)

69 58 Just a little suggestion for Chelsea Handler: You should always stand next to Lena Dunham.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:10 PM (xd0pN)

Corollary: Lena Dunham should always stand next to the corpse of Michael Moore....She doesn't look like quite the hog that we know she is.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (15ZVX)

70 Michael Moore seems to be a wax dummy of himself as he has aged... the rest to paraphrase Charlie Gibson, "Never heard of them."

As for Krugtron, remember to always add 'Former ENRON executive' when speaking ill of him. Warheit ist gut, unless you are a Leftist shill like him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (0/EIm)

71 Oh good grief, that's not lena dunam.

Are they trying to tell us it is?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (TOk1P)

72 It's almost as if the qualities inherent in dissent change depending on the party of the President.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (Vzqe+)

73 De rigeur posturing. They are hollow men and women.

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (BQ5O8)

74 I'm so afraid for Trump's safety and the left's disruptions"

Nah. They're too busy microagressing each other and such. The only "disruption" will be when a group takes dumps on the sides of DC police cars (remember OWS?).

Rain with temps near 50 for Friday. Lots of mud...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (C9pBZ)

75 Vic We Have No Party

I thought your neighbor was going on the wagon for the new year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

76 I'd like to tap the chic in the red shirt, whoever she is.

That's all I got.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (qcr5D)

77 Gloria Allred should have sued to be included in that Variety cover photo

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (X4ZNp)

78 Hey, who's the old lesbian between the black guy and Lena Dunham? Oh ... that's .. well, OK ....

Posted by: direwolf at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (9mOGz)

79 Is it just me or is Michael Moore turning into
Chancellor Palpatine? Dude's one Force Lightning blast away from full-on
Darth Sidious.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously
-----
He's turning into Janet Reno.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (8b+oT)

80 ..."The Jenny Craig Suicide Squad"-

Posted by: pahound at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (YdoB1)

81 Say, that's a good-looking bunch!

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (8ZskC)

82 F that pussy Garth Brooks too.

Have you seen his pathetic commercial for Amazon's Alexa?

The dumbass is just waiting for his Oxygen Channel sitcom to be greenlit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (X6fMO)

83 I'm frosted over the successful pre-borking of Monica Crawley. A disproportionately big deal was made out of twelve instances in 435 pages of unattributed text, aka, plagiarism. I imagine if you have prior running every Democrat dissertation through Turnitin, the number of instances of similar type of plagiarism will be roughly the same, of not higher.

Without a flunky to help you check (in the pre Turnitin days) it was mindnumbingly tedious to recheck EVERYTHING and make sure you got every notation. Anyone here written a ten page paper? You probably missed Something. Frankly twelve instances/a thousand words over the course of a 435 page dissertation is not to shabby . (And thanks to Word, it's too easy to delete the actual footnote/end note in its entirety of you delete a little too far.)

If Columbia screws her too, they better run EVERY dissertation from forever through Turnitin to look for equivalent levels of "plagiarism."

Posted by: Lee at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Fc+y3)

84 Van Jones, a commie Yalie (ie, the usual)

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (X4ZNp)

85 67 Unfunny female comedian and former talk show host.Also had a "leaked" sex tape.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)

86 Michael Moore just wants to know when he'll get pie.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

87 67 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)

For that you are to be congratulated.

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (BQ5O8)

88 And if you have to attempt to explain to other people how you're smart, pretty, rich, powerful, dangerous, etc., it means you're not.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Halhc)

89 Irony...

Shirt says: "Let's get to work".

People in the photo say: "A smug photo was taken, that's enough work for this week. Well, maybe one of us should type up a snarky tweet on Thursday afternoon."

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (iKu60)

90 Even more breaking news:

Variety is still being published?

Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (tGBt6)

91 67 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)


Me either

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Om16U)

92 >>I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.


She's the mexican Dwarf Handler at the LA Zoo.

She moonlights as a Hostess for a Donkey Show in Tiajuana...her stage career faltered after Pfizer stopped making Donkey Cialis.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (xd0pN)

93 in the later stages of the campaign, hillary complained that there was no expression of patriotism or love of america or even american flags at her rallies.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (WTSFk)

94 67 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.

Feminist skank with a TV show. Said she was moving to Spain if Trump won. Didn't.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (ul9CR)

95 67 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)

Talk show host. Takes her top off a lot.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

96 Who's the black guy keeping Michael Moore from falling on his face?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (8ZskC)

97 Those three white ppl in the photo need to lay off the pizza.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)

98 Someone probably already said it, but the the guy who posted the twitter pic-

"I would like my head to coexist with my neck."

heh.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (VtLx6)

99 Who the fuck is Brandon Victor Dixon?

Jackie Mackie Paisley Passie's new boyfriend?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (X6fMO)

100 Wow, Lena Dunham has lost weight. Her sister will be impressed.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (X4ZNp)

101 Talk about a bunch of nobodies.

Sure, we know who they are, because of this hyar smart military blog what follows teh crazy world of the left in the US; but I'm betting not a lot of people would have any idea who these palookas are.

I don't even recognize the guy on the far left of the photo. Quien esta?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (nd1zx)

102 and van jones. well i'm convinced they 'care' now.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (R7cwD)

103 If Michael Moore loses 40 more pounds his neck will look exactly like Madonna's vagina.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (8b+oT)

104 yeah, they drag the flag, with admitted commie Van Jones in the pic. They will wait till after Trump is president to actually walk on it, then burn it.

They are in the Michelle phase now, where they were actually proud of their country for the first time (briefly), but that is over since we elected Trump, so the flag is going down (in their view of "patriotism").

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (/aIFg)

105 When I need political commentary, I always turn to pale fat guys with failed mullets.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (HgMAr)

106 4
Those two have a Weekend at Bernie's thing going on with Michael Moore's mom.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 17, 2017 01:00 PM (4bKiB)

thread winner.

Posted by: not the mama at January 17, 2017 01:14 PM (EpAnP)

107 75 I thought your neighbor was going on the wagon for the new year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

That lasted about 1 day.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

108 Cher couldn't make it because she was having her face tightened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

109 All mullets are failmullets.

Including lesbimullets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)

110 The only thing Chelsea Handler is 'getting to work' on is her 6th margarita of the day.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)

111 Um, that wasn't Cher's face that was being tightened....

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (0/EIm)

112 They love America. You can see it in their eyes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

113 > They only attempt to claim the symbols of America as an act of contemptuous insult against actual Americans, and only when they're pissed off at actual Americans.

Yes, very similar to when they pull out their "Jesus was a Socialist!" schtick to attack Christians.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (/dvDR)

114 Moore is the only one in that photo I can ID.
That's good, right?

Posted by: Sal at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (hA4a+)

115 That may be the best pic of Lena Dunham I've ever seen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (qcr5D)

116 84 Van Jones, a commie Yalie (ie, the usual)
Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:13 PM (X4ZNp)

I wonder if Van Jones and Kris Kobach were at Yale at the same time, they're about the same age? I suspect not or the matter/anti-matter explosion might have killed us all.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (15ZVX)

117 Van Jones seems to be channeling his inner Black Panther, sigh

Posted by: Lurker primus at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (DhPrq)

118 And as we saw in the last thread, intelligence agency bureaucrats working in the shadows to undermine a duly elected President is also totes patriotic, and not at all the stuff of spy thrillers.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (zoehZ)

119 You know, I do recall that Hollyweird is known for the, well, "thinness" of it's performers, and that's bad for girls... or something.

Not seeing a real svelte buch there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (C9pBZ)

120 Who's the black guy keeping Michael Moore from falling on his face?

Posted by: Cicero
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His Weight Watchers sponsor/caregiver.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (8b+oT)

121 perhaps we should tell them if they care so much they should enlist in the service and fight for America.

as they do us.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (R7cwD)

122 F that pussy Garth Brooks too.
========================

I've had it to my eyeballs with that blank-eyed dipshit. Why XM gave him a music channel is beyond my ken. The guy hasn't had a charting song in about a decade.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (X4ZNp)

123 Who is the African American guy on the left of the photo??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (tOcW/)

124 114 Moore is the only one in that photo I can ID.
That's good, right?

Lena Dunham has her clothes on for once (and thank Gaia for that.) I had trouble ID'ing her too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (ul9CR)

125 They're ... so courageous...

*sob*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (8ZskC)

126
Got to give the mortician credit for making Michael Moore look kind of life like but wig he put on him looks out of place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (493sH)

127 They ran that picture of Lena through Photoshop to get her almost waif-ish looking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (0/EIm)

128 It would take all of five minutes to put those losers in a box.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (4ErVI)

129 So uh...yeah...I got next on Michael Moore in the Deadpool.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (qUNWi)

130 Variety's Inauguration Cover - Almost as much star power as Branson, Missouri!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

131 Lena Dunham has her clothes on for once (and thank Gaia for that.) I had trouble ID'ing her too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (ul9CR)

That and she allowed someone to put makeup on her. Plus she got her hair did.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (8hICw)

132 A lesbian, a fat-ass and Lena Dunham walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What would you like, miss?"

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (lJXY3)

133 This last picture of Moore seems to give credence to the rumors of his pending transition.

Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (tGBt6)

134 Oscar Wilde said, "Each man kills the thing he loves."

Therefore by doing my best to damage and weaken America, I am demonstrating my great love for it.

This, is the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (hA1V+)

135 Who is the African American guy on the left of the photo??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Ha! It's a trick question! They're all on the left!

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8b+oT)

136
I thought they all ex-migrated to Canadian Drama Camp or something...

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (toH8T)

137 Holy shit. Lena lost weight!

Oh wait. Old photography trick.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM)

138 6th margarita of the day."

Or "Friday", as we call it here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (C9pBZ)

139 I thought your neighbor was going on the wagon for the new year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

That lasted about 1 day.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

Same here.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (Jcg9Q)

140 The nuisance law suits are starting already too.Trump can handle it.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (r/0kC)

141 Talk show host. Takes her top off a lot. Shouldn't.

Fixed that for ya.

Unless a set of bolt-ons that look harder than Malibu Barbie's knockers turn you on, then enjoy!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (nd1zx)

142 89: "let's get to work"

that term has a different meaning for leftists than when conservatives say it.

their "work" is politics and political war. for trump, "let's get to work" means building, producing, employment and prosperity.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (WTSFk)

143 Is that a photoshopped Lena Dunham? And is Chelsea Handler even on Comedy Central anymore? And isn't Van Jones a fing communist?

Posted by: ejo at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (il4FI)

144 "On the eve of Trump's inauguration, Hollywood and the media raise their voices"

Sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher to me.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

145 the usual suspects. their shtick is old and tired

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (c6/9Q)

146 That's Michael Moore, yes? Who are the rest of those assclowns?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (vP09u)

147 Michael Moore?


Thank God. I thought that was Admiral Akbar and now I would have to stop going to Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8ZskC)

148 I thought your neighbor was going on the wagon for the new year?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

one of my facebook friends went sober in January, but she said it was "for health reasons. nobody is preggo." I think that's code for on a diet.

Posted by: not the mama at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (EpAnP)

149 That may be the best pic of Lena Dunham I've ever seen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 01:16 PM (qcr5D)


It's not her. It's no more real than Palistinian pictures of dead children (and teddy bears) after an Israeli attack.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

150 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)

151 Need to have that photo side by side with the photo of Ayers standing on the Flag and other photos of the Left burning the Flag and tweet it.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth proud son of a Marine at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (1me8P)

152 I don't recognize anyone. Does that make me a racist, sexist, fattist kluxer?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (9eOWg)

153 And Variety represents Hollywood and decides that half the audience can go fuck themselves.Wise.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (r/0kC)

154 Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8b+oT)

/golfclap

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (iKu60)

155 Unless a set of bolt-ons that look harder than Malibu Barbie's knockers turn you on, then enjoy!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (nd1zx)

Any port in a storm?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (8hICw)

156 On the eve of Trump's inauguration, Hollywood and Media raise their voices.




Who gives a fuck. We raised ours on election day. If they want to piss and moan about it I don't care

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (493sH)

157 I've got some bad news for those of you who are thinking that Dunham has lost weight and looks pretty good. She hasn't and she doesn't. The magazine has more pictures of her.

http://tinyurl.com/z7rszz3

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

158 I think Lena looks fine in that pic.

she's still a mess but better than the last picture I saw of her a couple of years ago.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (R7cwD)

159 So they can airbrush 30 pounds off of Lena Rumham but they can't photoshop Mikey Moore a Y chromosome?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (oZ6kz)

160 Reporters and Jim Acosta are bitterly disappointed in Martin Luther King III.


http://tinyurl.com/jt8le7l

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (X4ZNp)

161 133 This last picture of Moore seems to give credence to the rumors of his pending transition.
Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (tGBt6)

Transitioning to what, the Goblin King from The Hobbit?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (KUaJL)

162 Doomed before he begins.That's what they think.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254788/

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (r/0kC)

163 ...Moore looks like CGI Roger Ebert...

Posted by: pahound at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (YdoB1)

164 Have you ever seen Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler in the same place at once?

Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (tGBt6)

165 we should tell them if they care so much they should enlist in the service and fight"

Thus my somewhat shopworn and tired reply to "Free Tibet" - Pick up a rifle or STFU.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (C9pBZ)

166 Looks like Moore finally got his stomach stapled or banded or whatever people do. I bet he cheats and stretches it back out and gets bigger than ever.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:20 PM (8b+oT)

167 A lesbian, a fat-ass and Lena Dunham walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What would you like, miss buddy?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (LTHVh)

168 Perhaps Moore is 'transitioning' to being Pizza the Hutt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (0/EIm)

169 Transitioning to what, the Goblin King from The Hobbit?

Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (tGBt6)

170 158 I think Lena looks fine in that pic.

she's still a mess but better than the last picture I saw of her a couple of years ago.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (R7cwD)

Yes, well, if only she would work on that despicable human being thing....

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (BQ5O8)

171 "Variety." *snort* Oh, the irony...

Posted by: fly gal at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (8TdcF)

172 alright Jack, she is a little to hip-py in those pics, still better than a couple of years ago.

trying to be nice here, don't blow this for me

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (R7cwD)

173 ... "let's get to work" is basically what trump said to lewis.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (WTSFk)

174 They do look like they're keeping Michael from toppling.

Weird.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (qUNWi)

175 140 The nuisance law suits are starting already too.Trump can handle it.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (r/0kC)

Can we have a push for tort reform? Or "loser pays" to stop frivolous lawsuits?

Why not? Trial lawyers vote Dem.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (ZM2xo)

176 but they can't photoshop Mikey Moore a Y chromosome?"

What's frightening is that this is the photoshopped version.

Imagine what this group looks like sans pixels...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (C9pBZ)

177 I've got some bad news for those of you who are thinking that Dunham has lost weight and looks pretty good. She hasn't and she doesn't. The magazine has more pictures of her.
========================

So you're saying the magazine created a "what-if" picture of her, something that shows how she'd look if she laid off the chocolate chip cookies?

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (X4ZNp)

178 The magazine has more pictures of her.

Jack, I owe you. Just about made the terrible mistake of promoting her to a One.

Nope. Still a Zero.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (qcr5D)

179 Unless a set of bolt-ons that look harder than Malibu Barbie's knockers turn you on, then enjoy!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:18 PM (nd1zx)

Any port in a storm?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (8hICw)

In this case I'll take "howling hurricane in an open sea" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

180 Roger Ebert?

Now that is a jaw dropingly Moron worthy comment...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (0/EIm)

181 And now,law enforcement cooperation with Cuba.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/254790/

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (r/0kC)

182 >>Moore looks like CGI Roger Ebert...


eh, little off around the jawline.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (xd0pN)

183 You have to give Michel Moore credit for the hairstyle. They say you should pick a decade you really like and stick to it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

184 That can't be Lena Dunham. Lena Dunham is a fat pig. Besides, where's her toilet?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

185 got his stomach stapled or banded or whatever people do"

Bing up a video on how truck tires are mounted to wheels...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (C9pBZ)

186 tubal, I get that, I really do blame her parents they must have really done a number on her.

I rarely blame parents but in her case, I do.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (R7cwD)

187 Nope. Still a Zero.


Like riding a moped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (LTHVh)

188 Have I said I hate the Left today?

It will never again be Noon again on a Tuesday with Fredo in The White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (sRFAL)

189 If Michael Moore loses 40 more pounds his neck will look exactly like Madonna's vagina.

At least Madonna's vagina knows the touch of a woman's hand.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (X6fMO)

190
Hollywood and the media "raise their voices." after the election of Trump? Hate to tell them this but people are on to them..... No one cares what they have to say...



I guess nobody told them that raising their voices during the election played a part in getting Trump elected.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

191 158
I think Lena looks fine in that pic.



she's still a mess but better than the last picture I saw of her a couple of years ago.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:19 PM (R7cwD)

Well, she has pants on, so that's a plus. Her hair and makeup look great. If she put some effort in she wouldn't look so bad all the time, but looking bad is kind-of her shtick.

Posted by: not the mama at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (EpAnP)

192 I rarely blame parents but in her case, I do.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (R7cwD)

Me too, willow

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Om16U)

193 This photo features Hollywood's inherent racism, pushing the two black men off to the sides and featuring the white people in the center.

Way to go Variety! Show how Hollywood marginalizes black people.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (4WhSY)

194 ... "let's get to work" for trump is part of "make america great again".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (WTSFk)

195 alright Jack, she is a little to hip-py in those pics, still better than a couple of years ago.

trying to be nice here, don't blow this for me

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:21 PM (R7cwD)


Here, let me do it for you then:

That's not her. Those pics are lies.

This is the media. It's what they do. For. A. Living.

Their lies come in many forms, and showing you that fat ugly whore looking halfway nice is just one version of their lying.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 01:25 PM (TOk1P)

196 >>alright Jack, she is a little to hip-py in those pics, still better than a couple of years ago.

willow, these are some of the best photographers in the world using all the tricks to pick the right angles, lighting, etc. and airbrushing and photoshopping to beat the band. They could make me look good. Hell, better than Lena Dunham cause that's the best they could do with her.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

197 Black dude on the left is Broadway actor in Hamilton. Down wit the schtruggle, you know.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 17, 2017 01:25 PM (dQJCS)

198 I'd give anything to see Lena channel her inner Emma Sulkowicz and cart around a mattress for awhile. Take it along to tapings and photo-shoots.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:25 PM (X4ZNp)

199
Totally OT: But I just saw an ad for Viagra featuring the most incredible smoking hot ginger like ever. Who the hell needs Viagra with her?

Caramba!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (mbhDw)

200 I'm guessing one thing that Donald Trump knows, and knows to his sorrow very well, is Hollywood accounting.

And I'm also guessing the IRS will get the nod to take the velvet gloves off they've been handling Barry's Hollywood pals with if, nay, when they get caught farking around on their taxes.

Fair is fair.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (nd1zx)

201 Another change.. I've been having fun on libtard blogs with progs that now all of a sudden believe we should be the military protectors of Europe - ever since Trump argued they aren't paying their fair share - which they are not - and we might abandon NATO - which we won't.

These are the same lefties who have been arguing for years that we spend too much on our military.. lol.. too funny.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (so+oy)

202
Chelsea Handler is wearing a Let's Get to Work t-shirt. Get to work on what? The 95 million people out of the workforce during Barry's glorious reign? The skyrocketing health insurance costs because of BarryCare? Or maybe it's more personal and she's going to get to work on developing some discernible talent.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

203 Holy shit, that is Dunham. I didn't recognize her without the bleached "Moe" hairdo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (vP09u)

204 FAGs for America!

Posted by: gary at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (xd0pN)

205 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 01:17 PM (0/EIm)

Anna, I got your e-mail question. My short answer is "do it," but I've got a little more to say and will do so later when I get home.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (X6fMO)

206 Like riding a moped.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 01:23 PM (LTHVh)


In all seriousness, imagine what kind of lover she must be.

Posted by: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (Halhc)

207 they are making sure we can 't experience relief with this win.

they really are fkheads.i almost wantto behave as badly as they are, but I left my toddler stage many many moons ago.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (R7cwD)

208 Just the list of the "celebrities" that variety is headlining shows how much splendid failure the article represents. The list includes - besides the usual "who?" liars, lunatics, and Lefties. The Horde could write that article and it would be more coherent and funny than what is being presented.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 17, 2017 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

209 Wow, blacked.com's standards are really falling.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (cCsPW)

210 >>In all seriousness, imagine what kind of lover she must be.

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (/tuJf)

211 TWO blacks and NO Asians.
Racist m*therf*ckers!

Posted by: Ho Li Fuk at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (QtQaN)

212 199 Hot gingers are never OT.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (r/0kC)

213 If you like your patriotic brain trust you can keep your patriotic brain trust.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (FmNHR)

214 Lena Dunham's eyes follow me no matter which angle I look at the picture.

I'm also pretty sure that in 7 days, Michael Moore is going to crawl out of my computer screen and kill me.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (KUaJL)

215 Oh, and big surprise...

Ft. Lauderdale Airport Shooter claims ISIS allegiance.

Good to know that there have still been no mass casualty Terrorist Attcks on Obama's watch.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (xd0pN)

216 211 TWO blacks and NO Asians.
Racist m*therf*ckers!
Posted by: Ho Li Fuk at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (QtQaN)

I thought you crashed a plane?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (8hICw)

217
CNBC "News" the latest NBC/WSJ poll shows that Obamacare has never been more popular. Sure it is. You just keep shoveling that BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

218 Luckily, I believe the Secret Service is different than the CIA and other intelligence agencies in that they are probably happy to see Obama go.

They will have a tough job coming up with all the protesters. If one of the snowflakes thinks it's essential to rush forward at bad moment, I think it would be perfectly sensible to light them up with multiple rounds.

Who knows the difference between pajama boy and committed jihadist in a split second?

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (Zs4uk)

219 Ha! Sheriff Clarke called Marc Lamont Hill a "jigaboo" on Twitter!! LMAO!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

220 I think I see a rat peeking out of Chelsea's hair.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

221 Fuck all these guys with the barbed cock of Satan. Thatisall.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

222 My mason jar is empty! My colostomy bag is full!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (bc2Lc)

223 "In all seriousness, imagine what kind of lover she must be."


Ask her sister.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (OD2ni)

224 Is Moore ok in the picture? The two are holding him up like Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Eric at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (C29yI)

225 TWO blacks and NO Asians.
Racist m*therf*ckers!
Posted by: Ho Li Fuk at January 17, 2017 01:28 PM (QtQaN)

I thought you crashed a plane?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric



That was us. Solly.
Posted by: Wi To Lo & Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (WDy4l)

226 >>Marc Lamont Hill a "jigaboo"


Is that Swahili for Chucker of Spears?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (xd0pN)

227 The following showed up in my e-mail today. Totally relevant:

"Dear Hollywood:

You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That's it.

You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old.

You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I'll crank the organ; you dance.


I don't really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren't real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again.


I don't care that you think the BP executives deserve the death penalty. But I bet you looked cute saying it.
And you? Really? I'm supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something blue and shiny.


And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.


Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn't matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment
So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!



THIS IS MY OPINION OF HOLLYWOOD."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (LRVnP)

228 201 Another change.. I've been having fun on libtard blogs with progs that now all of a sudden believe we should be the military protectors of Europe - ever since Trump argued they aren't paying their fair share - which they are not - and we might abandon NATO - which we won't.

These are the same lefties who have been arguing for years that we spend too much on our military.. lol.. too funny.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (so+oy)


It was only because of the US defense umbrella that the European countries could build their lavish welfare states--which the liberals then pointed to as something we should emulate.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (zoehZ)

229 109
All mullets are failmullets.



Including lesbimullets.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)

The hell you say - Jaromir Jagr

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (7N6ox)

230 193 This photo features Hollywood's inherent racism, pushing the two black men off to the sides and featuring the white people in the center.

Way to go Variety! Show how Hollywood marginalizes black people.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 01:24 PM (4WhSY)

----

That's so good I stole it for a tweet

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/821425655028056064

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Om16U)

231 willow, these are some of the best photographers in the world using all the tricks to pick the right angles, lighting, etc. and airbrushing and photoshopping to beat the band. They could make me look good. Hell, better than Lena Dunham cause that's the best they could do with her.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

so we should get their #?


yeah I see they are playing false here,but what 's a little tuck photo shopping when surgery can't do enough?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (R7cwD)

232 Something tells me the Bush era tactics aren't going to work on Trump.

I could be wrong. He could come out of the gate and make serious mistakes over and over again.

But at least with this administration, they're not just going to sit there and get hammered without responding.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (4ErVI)

233 Lena's shirt...

"Women are powerful and dangerous"

...especially when they're sexually assaulting their own sister.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (8b+oT)

234 Wow, Virtue Douching hiding under the guise of "Patriotic Dissent".

Yawn. Still a buncha douches.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Pinin' for Spring at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (kVX3W)

235 Michael Moore is not long for this world,judging by that picture.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (r/0kC)

236 @216 I thought you crashed a plane?
Oh yeah. Vely funny. Everyone rag on guy with Asian name!
You hear from my lawyah!

Posted by: Ho Li Fuk at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (QtQaN)

237 These are the same lefties who have been arguing for years that we spend too much on our military.. lol.. too funny.

"C'mon, you keyboard warriors! Join up and fight! It's easy to sit at home and get other people's children involved in a war! Neo-libs!"

Oh, the fun we'll have.

Like pointing out that while they were calling Trump 'Hitler', Obama was sending troops into Poland.

Snerk.

Or, that, hey, we understand them blathering on about Trump being an illegitimate president. Same same Obama not eligible because Kenyan, right?

Oh, no? My, my, how things change in a few short years.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (nd1zx)

238 Totally OT: But I just saw an ad for Viagra featuring the most incredible smoking hot ginger like ever. Who the hell needs Viagra with her?

Who else are they going to use? The 60-something yenta some guy's been married to since Adam was a pup?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (X6fMO)

239 They do have some Trump supporters in the issue.

Baldwin, Omarosa, Baio, etc...

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (2x9LM)

240 "Hollywood and the media raise their voices"

REALLY? Hollywood campaigned for Her for over a year, the media hid anything damaging against Her that they can, and NOW they are raising their voices?

Please.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at January 17, 2017 01:32 PM (LDV7V)

241 >>All mullets are failmullets.


Fuck you, Buddy.

Posted by: Barry Melrose at January 17, 2017 01:32 PM (xd0pN)

242
Is Moore ok in the picture? The two are holding him up like Weekend at Bernie's.
Posted by: Eric at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (C29yI)


He hadn't eaten in 15 minutes so he was feeling a little weak.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

243 You know if they want to reboot the Crypt Keeper, it looks like Michael Moore is a good fit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:33 PM (KUaJL)

244 "241 >>All mullets are failmullets."


How about Skullets?

Posted by: Dee Snider at January 17, 2017 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

245 What I have found so incredible this election is the sheer arrogance of Hollywood and the music industry people who believe that their opinion on any given matter is so important and influential to the rest of America.

Happy Birthday Betty White @ 95!!

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2017 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

246 And just because I don't put any shit past them the links to some of the supporters articles are broken.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 17, 2017 01:33 PM (wo3jg)

247 My mason jar is empty! My colostomy bag is full!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 17, 2017 01:29 PM (bc2Lc)


I didn't know you lived next to Vic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2017 01:33 PM (X6fMO)

248 That's so good I stole it for a tweet

Glad to be of service. Good work on that, BTW. Much more succinct.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 01:34 PM (4WhSY)

249 Moore is a heart attack waiting to happen and Van Jones is a dick with eyebrows. Not sure who the others are.

Posted by: huerfano at January 17, 2017 01:34 PM (jkkMG)

250 Who else are they going to use? The 60-something yenta some guy's been married to since Adam was a pup?


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 01:34 PM (qUNWi)

251 LoL, you have lost touch when Micheal Moree is your token white male. Yup, go f yourselves, next....

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 17, 2017 01:34 PM (YSzRR)

252 The TFG 'O' symbol has red white and blue; how effin' patriotic do you want them libs to be? Similarly, the Scankles logo.

Why, they were plain ol' bursting with patriotism! Just like the American flag, but waaaay cooler doncha know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2017 01:34 PM (iqbGz)

253 Michael Moore is not long for this world,judging by that picture.

And that's after the sort of photoshopping power you used to only get out of a Cray. Imagine what he looks like in real life.

Actually, don't do that. Your liquor cabinet might not be able to handle it.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (iKu60)

254 Trump should give the In more money in order helps all those people that are hiomeless because of him being elected in Africa and asia.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (Fbj4h)

255 If Moore is transitioning, over/under on how many cats he will acquire?

Posted by: Sal at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (hA4a+)

256 I won't form an opinion about Trumps win until I hear the kardashians position .

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (R7cwD)

257 All mullets are failmullets.

Including lesbimullets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)

The hell you say - Jaromir Jagr

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (7N6ox)


Especially Jammer Jagger, and any other Euroweenie who doesn't know how to properly style hair or pronounce the letter "J."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (TOk1P)

258 Celebrities grabbing American flags by the pussy.

Nice, Ace. I was thinking celebritards grabbing the fat pussy by the flag.

Posted by: cornbred at January 17, 2017 01:36 PM (aLj4t)

259 So Disney can digitally resurrect Peter Crushing, but this is the best Variety could do with Michael Moore?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

260 CNBC "News" the latest NBC/WSJ poll shows that Obamacare has never been more popular. Sure it is. You just keep shoveling that BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Add to this the "polls" that are now spouting that Trump only is going in to office with a 49% approval rating versus Obama supposedly going into office at 75%.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2017 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

261 CNBC "News" the latest NBC/WSJ poll shows that Obamacare has never been
more popular. Sure it is. You just keep shoveling that BS


Did you notice how, when there was a chance of single-payer being rammed down our throats by Hillary and her Senate majority, that MSM polls showed Obamacare was unpopular?

That, well, we tried, but looks like government-run health care is all that's left?

And now, when there's not a ghost of a chance of single-payer and Obamacare is circling the drain, suddenly all these polls appear that show we all just love it?

Kinda like dissent suddenly becoming patriotic again.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:36 PM (nd1zx)

262
Michael Moore looks like Rosa Klebb. Except ugly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:37 PM (mbhDw)

263 Something tells me the Bush era tactics aren't going to work on Trump.



I could be wrong. He could come out of the gate and make serious mistakes over and over again.



But at least with this administration, they're not just going to sit there and get hammered without responding.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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Bush took all their shit. Sat silent and left people who supported him alone and looking like co-conspirators in "war crimes", which was bullshit.

Trump won't take it and it's causing the left to come even more unhinged than usual. Not what they're used to at all. And it's probably going to push Trump more to the right. They're pissing him off, and the people who voted for him. If they acted nicer to him I think he'd be much more inclined to side with them on some issues but they're burning bridges.

Posted by: Dang at January 17, 2017 01:37 PM (8b+oT)

264 Totally OT: But I just saw an ad for Viagra featuring the most incredible smoking hot ginger like ever.


Who the hell needs Viagra with her?





When she's ready to go again within two minutes after finishing? This 54 yr old ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (WDy4l)

265 218 Luckily, I believe the Secret Service is different than the CIA and other intelligence agencies in that they are probably happy to see Obama go.

You know ... the track record of "Agency So and So is above this petty politics shit" ain't been so good lately.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (qcr5D)

266 235 Michael Moore is not long for this world,judging by that picture.
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:31 PM (r/0kC)


He can always go to Cuba for the best medical care anywhere!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (mbhDw)

267 I was wondering who the fat, ugly woman, second from the left was. And then I realized that was Michael Moore.
He isn't a trannie is he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (nBr1j)

268 I have absolutely no idea who Chelsea Handler is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tOcW/)

Clearly, Chelsea Clinton's lesbian lover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (LRVnP)

269 I assume Colin K will support the flag now?

Posted by: ngtrains at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (QQsMq)

270 Even in my unique position of privilege, I have experienced firsthand how painful and destructive it is to be treated by a doctor who does not know (or care to know) the specifics of women's health.
----------

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO HIM THEN!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 17, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)

271 So, they are being patriotic, but obviously have the wrong flag. Where is the hammer and sickle?

Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2017 01:39 PM (VndSC)

272
THIS IS MY OPINION OF HOLLYWOOD."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

The Romans, while enjoying theater a great deal, placed actors one rung above street whores (and one rung below high class prostitutes) on the social scale. That puts them in perspective I think.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 17, 2017 01:39 PM (15ZVX)

273 "And if you have to attempt to explain to other people how you're smart, pretty, rich, powerful, dangerous, etc., it means you're not."

Shorter: If you gotta say it, you ain't it.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Pinin' for Spring at January 17, 2017 01:39 PM (kVX3W)

274 There's an aging lesbian regular at my gym who sports the single funniest hairstyle I've ever seen.

Two-tone poodle mullet.

There's just so much glorious fail in those four little words. And to see it in person it's even more so.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:39 PM (ul9CR)

275 Entertainers have also discovered that you can actually make fun of the president, too. Its amazing, after almost a decade without.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:40 PM (39g3+)

276 All mullets are failmullets.

Including lesbimullets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)
............

What's a mullet?

Posted by: Joe Dirt at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM (HgMAr)

277 Add to this the "polls" that are now spouting that Trump only is going in to office with a 49% approval rating versus Obama supposedly going into office at 75%.



Mathin' be hard, yo!

He didn't get more than 52% of the vote. Don't know where that 75% came from.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM (WDy4l)

278
Nice black power salute Van Jones is giving

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM (lKyWE)

279 Maetenloch would probably have expected Yoko to be included in a grouping like that one. Then the apocalypse could really begin.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM (X4ZNp)

280 Michael Moore is not long for this world,judging by that picture.

Posted by: steevy
-----
Aw, shit. I think I forgot about that guy!

*starts thumbing back through 2016 daily planner*

Yep. Shit. There he is...

Posted by: Death at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM (8b+oT)

281 >>When she's ready to go again within two minutes after finishing?


Two minutes...


That may be enough time to make a sammich, but I still need time to eat it.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM (xd0pN)

282 I like the blond woman. Not a tranny I hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM (vP09u)

283 Cher couldn't make it because she was having her face tightened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

Now, she's growing a goatee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM (LRVnP)

284 "Entertainers have also discovered that you can actually make fun of the president, too. Its amazing, after almost a decade without."


The media will also re-discover the existence of homeless people in Lafayette Park across from the White House. They have been hidden for eight years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

285 CIA: "Don't call us unethical or we will stab you in the back with our compliant media toadies!"

That sounds like the Islamists: "Don't call us extremists or we will behead you to prove you wrong!"

Reporters who blame Russians while secretly aiding the real leakers are actually a kind of secret agent themselves.

"Brian Williams--International Man of Mystery After All!"

"Terror at Twenty Words per Minute"

"I spotted him from across the Inauguration Stand. Our eyes met, but only for a moment. I knew that it was him by Sandy Berger-bulge in his trousers..."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (Ndje9)

286 >>I like the blond woman. Not a tranny I hope.

You're in luck. Not a tranny, just a slut.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

287 Why was I not contacted for that cover? Did they lose my number? My opinion is valued! And that opinion is that Trump is a racist, sexist, homophobic asshole!

Posted by: Annoying Gay Asian Star Trek Guy at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (qJhUV)

288 Russian girls of loose morals best in world, much better than Amerika!

Exhibit A: Lena Dunham and Chelsea Handler

Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (hA1V+)

289 >>Two-tone poodle mullet.


I walked in on one of those using a doorless stall in a men's Restroom in Dillon Montana.


Almost enough to eclipse the memory of a neked Art Garfunkel.








Almost.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (xd0pN)

290 Subheading on the Variety cover: "On the Eve of Trump's Inauguration, Hollywood and the Media Raise Their Voices."

Alternative sunheading: "These Hollywood and media tools are exactly why we lost, oops!"

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (hvf9s)

291 If Moore is transitioning, over/under on how many cats he will acquire?

Posted by: Sal at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (hA4a+)
................

He'll probably need two or three a day just to keep his hunger pains in check.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

292 "282 I like the blond woman. Not a tranny I hope.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear"


I suggest you double bag it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (OD2ni)

293 @235
The infirmity of Michael Moore is, in fact, the sole justification for including a member of the white-male demographic.

He is being literally supported by the combined, greater vitality of the Strong Wimmen and Strong African American.

And, his obvious age and infirmity embodies the subtext that he is a "dying" demographic.

Everything, absolutely everything to these lunatics is identity politics.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (QtQaN)

294
The sum total of puerile, ignorant anger in that photo is incalculable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (mbhDw)

295 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:30 PM (LRVnP)

That's very good.

Mine is shorter though that email hit on it too.

' dance monkey , dance '

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth proud son of a Marine at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (1me8P)

296 Someone needs to shop that thing into a soviet flag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

297 The left hates Trump but they sure love abortion!

http://tinyurl.com/znj8u6f

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 01:45 PM (r/0kC)

298 If Moore is transitioning, over/under on how many cats he will acquire?

Posted by: Sal at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (hA4a+)


Transitioning to room temperature or...?

I'm confused here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 01:45 PM (4ErVI)

299 --
What's a mullet?

Posted by: Joe Dirt at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM
----------------

Apparently some people wear a type of fish on their head. Don't know why.

Posted by: B.R. Cyrus. at January 17, 2017 01:45 PM (pMGkg)

300 Love how the c-suckers are letting the Flag just drape along the floor.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 17, 2017 01:45 PM (2x9LM)

301 Are those black guys dissenting against a white president racist, or does it only work the other way?

Posted by: Randy M at January 17, 2017 01:46 PM (iwy8d)

302 Aren't celebrities supposed to be actual celebrities? The fat guy is familiar to Americans, but the rest look like baristas at Starbucks.

Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2017 01:46 PM (VndSC)

303 Michael Moore does look awful, but I just wonder how many quarts of hair coloring he goes through every week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

304 Apparently Michael Moore almost ran over a gypsy last week.

"Thinner..."

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 17, 2017 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)

305 277 Add to this the "polls" that are now spouting that Trump only is going in to office with a 49% approval rating versus Obama supposedly going into office at 75%.



Mathin' be hard, yo!

He didn't get more than 52% of the vote. Don't know where that 75% came from.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM (WDy4l)

They are also counting the people that didn't vote.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth proud son of a Marine at January 17, 2017 01:47 PM (1me8P)

306 Speaking of mullets:

My asshole brother-in-law (I have several BILs that are just fine, but he's the absolute zero in the family) is sporting one of those undercut things that look like the SS officer's version of high-and-tight, except it goes from his brow line to the nape of the neck.

What makes it really choice is the bald spot on the back of his head that pretty much bisects his 'do in the middle.

Lookin' good, champ!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:47 PM (nd1zx)

307 293 @235
The infirmity of Michael Moore is, in fact, the sole justification for including a member of the white-male demographic.

He is being literally supported by the combined, greater vitality of the Strong Wimmen and Strong African American.

And, his obvious age and infirmity embodies the subtext that he is a "dying" demographic.

Everything, absolutely everything to these lunatics is identity politics.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (QtQaN)

He's also being used to help hide Lena's hips/waist.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:48 PM (8hICw)

308 I'll be very interested for Friday, these people have lost their mind.

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at January 17, 2017 01:48 PM (pAI+i)

309 Not to be Captain Obvious, but I could have told anyone that this would happen on November 9th.

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2017 01:48 PM (s0VSd)

310 Presidents almost always go into office with a big spike in approval rating and support because Americans say "hey, lets give him a shot, he won, and now we got a new guy!"

Which is probably what's happening here but the people in charge of the polls despise the man, so....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:49 PM (39g3+)

311 --

If Moore is transitioning, over/under on how many cats he will acquire?



Posted by: Sal at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM
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Acquire? Unknown. Keep? None. Their food never quite makes it to the bowl.

Posted by: irright at January 17, 2017 01:49 PM (pMGkg)

312 Sheesh - the bar scene in the original Star Wars had fewer freaks than the cover of that magazine.

I can't imagine this reaching anyone outside of the Acela Media Corridor and Planet Hollyweird who aren't already brain-dead leftists and therefore already fully in their camp.


Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2017 01:49 PM (NYS7S)

313 Let's us know when you want the next video! Tanned. Rested, Ready. And plenty of time on our hands!
Tanned
Rested
Ready

Posted by: Stars of the 80's and 90's at January 17, 2017 01:49 PM (qJhUV)

314 Are all black men bald?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (HgMAr)

315 Ed Morrissey will have one of "my" authors as a guest today at 4:40 eastern

Matt Margolis wrote "The Worst President in History"

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-ed-morrissey-show

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (Om16U)

316 313 Let's us know when you want the next video! Tanned. Rested, Ready. And plenty of time on our hands!
Tanned
Rested
Ready
Posted by: Stars of the 80's and 90's at January 17, 2017 01:49 PM (qJhUV)

Sure you're not John Boehner?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (8hICw)

317 Is that michael Moore or an old lesbian woman in that vanity fair pic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (dnWSK)

318 My favorite thing about the Obama administration has been Michael Moore's fade into obscurity. It appears they're trying to make him a thing again.

Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (rX06+)

319 I'm about ready to take bets that anybody who boycotts the inauguration
never gets past the guard post at the White House for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Robby Mook at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (e8kgV)

320 So, if I understand the Kruglogic- it is unpatriotic, bordering on treasonous, to question the legitimacy of Obama related to his place of birth because it is irrefutable (agreed) the he was born in Honolulu. Evidence to the contrary does exist (most damningly the book blurb bio he submitted to his publisher) but that was most likely...?(my own personal conclusion is that it was most likely the continuance of a conspiracy to defraud a foreign student loan program- but of course those records are sealed, never to leak). OTOH- it is patriotic to question the legitimacy of Trump, because somebody leaked the irrefutable truth about Hillary. Sounds legit.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (mN+tK)

321 Totally OT: But I just saw an ad for Viagra featuring the most incredible smoking hot ginger like ever. Who the hell needs Viagra with her?

Caramba!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:26 PM (mbhDw)

If you could make a pill that would give guys beer goggles, there would be no need for Viagra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (LRVnP)

322
Add to this the "polls" that are now spouting that Trump only is going in to office with a 49% approval rating versus Obama supposedly going into office at 75%.


Considering they threw everything they had at him non stop for over a year I think 49% is a good starting number.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (lKyWE)

323 317 Is that michael Moore or an old lesbian woman in that vanity fair pic?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (dnWSK)


Yes

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (KUaJL)

324 Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (HgMAr)

Nah, some of us rock fresh looking fades.

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (pAI+i)

325 Those white people have cottage cheese thighs. Doughy, nasty thighs.

Posted by: FLOTUS at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (bc2Lc)

326 Geez-where is that mouthy tool Mark Ruffolo? This kind of idiocy is usually his brand of meat.

Big night down at Mr. Ken's Hunk-o-Drome last night and just couldn't make it, Marky?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (nd1zx)

327 Viagra's primary market is old Boomers who want to pretend they are 25 years old still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)

328 I walked in on one of those using a doorless stall in a men's Restroom in Dillon Montana.

Such a fine sight to see

Its a girl my lord

droppin' a 2 flush turd

angrily glowering at me...

Take it EEEEEEA ...SY

Take it EEEEASY

Seems catchy, need to work on that first line! - Zombie Glenn Frey

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 17, 2017 01:52 PM (7N6ox)

329 Late to another thread. So, Glenn Beck has joined the Progs? He, who used to lambaste Van Jones the Commie, has joined him?

Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (PY9jH)

330 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)

You'd be surprised, I know some dudes in their thirties who use it. To last longer? I dunno

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (pAI+i)

331 I'd like to run a little experiment on the "Variety" crowd:
Quick, name something you love about America besides "diversity."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (QtQaN)

332 Heh

James Woods tweeted "Can't stop laughing at this"

with a pic of Hillary mugs on clearance at 75% off

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (Om16U)

333 https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/821406813497102336

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (Om16U)

334 Who is that tired old woman holding the stars part of the flag?

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (Hnlbz)

335 Expiration date for at least 50% of everything Dems have said in the last 6 months: 2017-01-20 12:00:00 PM EST.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (2mC6G)

336 --

Cher couldn't make it because she was having her face tightened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8ZskC)



Now, she's growing a goatee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:42 PM

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And what appears to be a stoma on her throat.

Posted by: irright at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (pMGkg)

337 Funny thing is I heard them talking on the radio about "Monday when Trump starts working" I have a suspicion shit will be hitting the fan Friday night and thru the weekend. Just a hunch.....

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at January 17, 2017 01:54 PM (YSzRR)

338 Pace yourselves, Dem patriots. "He's illegitimate" is kind of a rhetorical cul-de-sac. You've got at least four years to complain; don't bore yourselves by using your best material all at once.

Posted by: General Zod at January 17, 2017 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)

339 Two-tone poodle mullet.



There's just so much glorious fail in those four little words. And to see it in person it's even more so.







Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 17, 2017 01:39 PM


I'm having trouble even picturing that level of fail. Fortunately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2017 01:54 PM (p+Wdc)

340 329 Late to another thread. So, Glenn Beck has joined the Progs? He, who used to lambaste Van Jones the Commie, has joined him?

Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 01:53 PM (PY9jH)


It has to be something chemical or psychological. Makes no sense. Not making excuses, but just trying to explain it. He really is off the deep end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (mbhDw)

341 Is that michael Moore or an old lesbian woman in that vanity fair pic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2017 01:50 PM (dnWSK)
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Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (2mC6G)

342 You'd be surprised, I know some dudes in their thirties who use it. To last longer? I dunno
Posted by: thathalfrican



If you don't need it, don't take it. Bad juju.
Serious headaches.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (WDy4l)

343 You'd be surprised, I know some dudes in their thirties who use it. To last longer? I dunno

Yeah but its mostly guys who are like me, old enough to stop thinking they can have sex all day every day but want to pretend they still can.

And stupid young people who don't know they don't need it. The same kind of idiots who drink Red Bull at age 19 when they have more energy than they can use already.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (39g3+)

344 Looking at that cover is sort of like looking at a Yoko-palooza. Filled with freaks. Make the bad picture go below the fold; it's scary.

Posted by: m at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (3jGss)

345 Add to this the "polls" that are now spouting that Trump only is going in to office with a 49% approval rating versus Obama supposedly going into office at 75%.

**********************************

You know how they can easily fuck up those approval numbers so you'd have no choice but to agree:

Q: Do you approve or disapprove of Trump's use of obscenities?

Q: Do you approve or disapprove of Obama leaving office?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 01:55 PM (pCUr3)

346 >>Funny thing is I heard them talking on the radio about "Monday when Trump starts working" I have a suspicion shit will be hitting the fan Friday night and thru the weekend. Just a hunch.....


No, that appears to be true. Trump said that himself. He's planning on enjoying the inauguration and starting to work on Monday morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

347 HEY, YOU QUASI-PATRIOTISM-SIGNALING ASSCLOWNS HOLDING THE FLAG - PICK IT UP OFF THE GROUND.

Posted by: JB at January 17, 2017 01:56 PM (5ntXg)

348 Fewer people than ever give a shit what the leftists have to say. They may as well be screaming at themselves in a mirror. It will get tiring, but only in the way a child's tantrum get tiring. That is all this is, afterall. The appropriate response is to spank them and send them to bed without dinner.

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at January 17, 2017 01:56 PM (FIcZA)

349 The message is clear; democrats want to disenfranchise everyone in the states that voted for Trump. John Lewis and all of these asshats on the cover of Variety wish to mount a coup. At some point, they should look at the map that shows that 3084 of the 3141 counties voted for Trump, and that's where most of the (legally registered) guns are. They may not want a revolution when they realize they are the sheep.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (teGBX)

350 338 Pace yourselves, Dem patriots. "He's illegitimate" is kind of a rhetorical cul-de-sac. You've got at least four years to complain; don't bore yourselves by using your best material all at once.
Posted by: General Zod at January 17, 2017 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)

IIRC, they started out with that in 01. They may not be creative, but you have to admire the consistency.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (KUaJL)

351 Did you notice how, when there was a chance of single-payer being rammed down our throats by Hillary and her Senate majority, that MSM polls showed Obamacare was unpopular?

That, well, we tried, but looks like government-run health care is all that's left?

And now, when there's not a ghost of a chance of single-payer and Obamacare is circling the drain, suddenly all these polls appear that show we all just love it?


This bears repeating. Its exactly what took place, for exactly the reason it took place; to set up Hillarycare 2.0 when she wins this time!!!!

Now that Obamacare is on the ropes, suddenly those polls vanished.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (39g3+)

352 >>> The media will also re-discover the existence of homeless people in Lafayette Park across from the White House. They have been hidden for eight years.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

The homeless in SLC will still be downplayed for now; the mayor is gay + woman. But her team screwed the pooch big time. She got elected because she promised to fix the homeless problem. Her solution? Move all the homeless shelters currently downtown to new facilities in the suburbs. The city bought property and announced the locations of the new shelters. No town meetings, on potential locations, no input from citizens, nothing. Just here they are and you will LIKE it, peons.

One of the shelters is going to be right across from a school. SLCers are furious. This is what you get when you elect liberal idiots! Sorry not sorry, SLC, you dug your own grave.

https://shar.es/1OqN8Y

Also found out recently that other states are paying for bus tickets for homeless, to ship them here, so they are no longer that state's problem. Colorado is the worst offender apparently. Not enough swears for all the libs.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (hvf9s)

353 I still say hold Soros and company libel both crimally and civil for all property. damage and bodily injury . Many of these curds are on the payroll.How hard is it to prosecute gang leaders? Ask all the mob bosses doing time just for giving orders..

Posted by: Voter dude at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (ckRtw)

354 These people are to be pitied. Their bubble is so secure and tight that they are terrified of anything outside of it. It would be embarrassing if these were kids. It's cringe-worthy because they are adults.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (CLKfs)

355 Viagra's primary market is old Boomers who want to pretend they are 25 years old still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (Jcg9Q)

356 >>>1 Now what? People laugh harder, that's what.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2017 12:59 PM (CPk0

I envy the persistence of your sense of humor.

Posted by: m at January 17, 2017 01:58 PM (3jGss)

357
Your liquor cabinet might not be able to handle it.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 01:35 PM (iKu60)
___________________________________

Did someone mention a liquor cabinet?

Posted by: Vics' Neighbor at January 17, 2017 01:58 PM (HSmrB)

358 Except for that albino decomposing whale, who are the other disrespectful clowns?

Posted by: Zombie Peter Cushing at January 17, 2017 01:58 PM (suO/a)

359 Trump said that himself. He's planning on enjoying the inauguration and starting to work on Monday morning.

Yeah but I have a brother like him. He talks about taking time off, then about an hour into it he starts pacing the floor because he feels more nervous and stressed not doing anything, and then eventually ends up working anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)

360 It's a good thing the magazine cover listed who those 'celebrities' are. Otherwise i wouldn't have known.

Posted by: Nevertrumpers at January 17, 2017 01:59 PM (oGRue)

361 Fat, dumb and smug is no way to go through life.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2017 01:59 PM (QtQaN)

362 Remember when Two-Tone Poodle Mullet open for Huey Lewis in '84?

The News was hot that year. But not Fake.

Come to think of it, that was the year Teddy Kennedy collaborated with the Kremlin against Reagan's election. Remember that?

Cos we don't.

Sincerely,

Posted by: The Leg-Humping Media at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (Ndje9)

363
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (Jcg9Q)


Nothing until you get caught with a 22 year old and your wife sues for divorce and gets half your pension

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (lKyWE)

364 So this. THIS. Is the lefty resistance we're supposed to be cringing over?

One one-shot musical song-and-dance man, one washed-up whale of a Bush-era film-maker that can't fill a Walgreen's photo booth with his latest stuff, one PR-made ex-cable starlet with a history of child abuse, one late-night also-also-also ran from Canada, and a commie so obvious that the Obama administration couldn't keep his job with Democrat majorities in both houses?

This is what's comin' for us?

This collection of has-beens and never-wases, loose screws and future trivia question subjects?

It can't be THIS easy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (nd1zx)

365 That's very good.

Mine is shorter though that email hit on it too.

' dance monkey , dance '

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth proud son of a Marine at January 17, 2017 01:44 PM (1me8P)

I didn't write it, and it was a forwarded e-mail from a friend, so I don't know who did. I did edit it for clarity a tiny bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (LRVnP)

366 When lefties are not wrapping themselves in the flag (1% of the time), they are burning it (99% of the time).

Posted by: West at January 17, 2017 02:01 PM (1Rgee)

367 If you don't need it, don't take it. Bad juju.
Serious headaches.


Or, google up the emergency-room fixes for that "longer than four hours" thing, which can happen if you start tightening valves that don't need any tightening.

Don't care how serious your medical fetish is, you don't want any of that.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 02:01 PM (iKu60)

368 Michael Moore looks like Rosa Klebb. Except ugly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2017 01:37 PM (mbhDw)




That's who he looks like. A bigger, bulkier Rosa Klebb.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 02:01 PM (493sH)

369 Is that Lena Dunham's lesbian girlfriend standing next to her?The old fat one with glasses.

Posted by: Josh at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (NRjPt)

370 Nothing until you get caught with a 22 year old and your wife sues for divorce and gets half your pension

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (lKyWE)

I'm single and been divorced going on a dozen years.

I've got a lot of catching up to do. Some little lady is gonna appreciate that, hopefully.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

371 My local talk radio station announced they will be tuning to Rush's coverage of the inauguration, starting earlier on Friday since he is starting his show earlier. I'll have a link up Friday if people want it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

372 Nood.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (ukNFU)

373 353 cruds not curds. ..although cheese most assuredly is in their wheelhouse.

Posted by: Voter dude at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (ckRtw)

374 Yeah but I have a brother like him. He talks about taking time off, then about an hour into it he starts pacing the floor because he feels more nervous and stressed not doing anything, and then eventually ends up working anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)


That can be me.

I'm self-employed and on the computer all the time. Sure I'm goofing off some of that time but it's almost always work/play at the same time.

Girlfriend insists I get off for a day and do ANYTHING else.

*hour passes*

DID I HEAR THE COMPUTER START UP? THAT BETTER NOT BE THE COMPUTER I'M HEARING!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 02:02 PM (4ErVI)

375 21 The adults are in charge now. That is my standard line now to those who are bemoaning Trump. Yeah, even told it to my boss two weeks ago.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 17, 2017 01:05 PM (B11vO)


Yes, This.... and 'the children need to go in the other room and STFU.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 17, 2017 02:03 PM (nIGPZ)

376 This is what's comin' for us?
This collection of has-beens and never-wases, loose screws and future trivia question subjects?
It can't be THIS easy.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 17, 2017 02:00 PM (nd1zx)

You can still see glimmers of desperate hope in their eyes that they are still somehow relevant. It's kind of sad, really.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 02:04 PM (hvf9s)

377 I'm not going to commit to anything until I heard from The (GQ) Resistance.

Keith, give us a sign!

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 02:04 PM (2Mnv1)

378 Heh

something Pootie said on Russian TV about Trump / Golden Showers

https://twitter.com/Amie_FR/status/821349475004350464

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 02:05 PM (Om16U)

379 Maybe I can get a $2M grant to study why old prog men look like lesbians?

That's something I'd be far more interested in finding out opposed to why dykes are fat and drink a lot.

Michael Moore = yes
Ted Nugent = no
Paul McCartney = yes
Clint Eastwood = no
Robert Redford = yes
John Voight = no

Something to this....

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 17, 2017 02:05 PM (RHEDC)

380 Also found out recently that other states are paying for bus tickets for homeless, to ship them here, so they are no longer that state's problem. Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 01:57 PM (hvf9s)
===========================

An old Rudy Giuliani trick. The cops would round up homeless at the Port Authority and walk them inside, stick them on busses to Miami or San Fran, and voila! Problem solved.

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 02:05 PM (X4ZNp)

381 I'm self-employed and on the computer all the time. Sure I'm goofing off some of that time but it's almost always work/play at the same time.

****************************

Not self employed but work from home. There is no "off time" for us. While my company was officially off yesterday I was still working and sending out emails just because I can.

One time I was prancing around an amusement park while taking in an important conference call. Your job can be 24/7 and be far less stressful when it isn't confined to an office.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 02:06 PM (pCUr3)

382 I never realized how much Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton (sans makeup) look alike...

Posted by: Kate at January 17, 2017 02:08 PM (2oiYO)

383 During a commercial break on Rush Limbaugh I tuned to a local NPR station. They were a little upset about Philadelphia's new sweetened beverage tax. You see, this tax was to be levied not on the retailer or end consumer but on the distributor. The distributors have the chutzpah to pass this tax on rather than pay it themselves. They had a "tax expert" who claimed that the distributors and retailers would eventually pay some of it themselves rather than lose beverage sales. They cited Berkeley, California's beverage tax as an example. Evidently, their tax gets "shared" by distributor, retailer and consumer. Or so they said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 02:08 PM (IqV8l)

384 Preezy DJT is booting the WH ptrdd corpmans..I read
that bloggers and radio. talk show hosts may be included in the new larger venue. ..Glen Beck and Soopermexican hardest hit....

Posted by: Voter dude at January 17, 2017 02:09 PM (ckRtw)

385 All those democrats and their celebrity friends who won't attend Trump's inauguration seem to think that makes a difference.

Hell, I'm not attending either and it won't make any difference; Trump will still be President.

All those people who say 'Trump is not their President' are admitting they are delusional.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2017 02:10 PM (ACM1V)

386 Nice black power salute Van Jones is giving

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2017 01:41 PM (lKyWE)
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Yeah, I was wondering if anybody else noticed that. First of all I was kind of wondering why Jones was the only one holding the flag higher, then it hit me: "Black Power".

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 02:11 PM (2mC6G)

387 385 pttdf=press

Posted by: Voter dude at January 17, 2017 02:11 PM (ckRtw)

388 It's Official: Dissent Is Officially Patriotic Again, Three Days Ahead of Schedule!
---
Obama promised a smooth transition. Dems are being proactive here.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 02:17 PM (2mC6G)

389 Just bought a 1000-count box of 22LR hi-velocity at Walmart.

Thanks, Donald!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 02:23 PM (Zk42O)

390 Zoom in and you see:

"On the Eve of Trump's Inauguration, Hollywood and the Media Raise Their Voices:

[snip]

"Plus: Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Dan Rather, Scott Baio, Billy Eichner, Glenn Beck, Stephen Baldwin, Dr. Phil Omorosa & More"

Scott Baio?

Posted by: RNB at January 17, 2017 02:29 PM (KAtv4)

391 I cannot imagine how big that flag must be to cover Moore AND Lena Dunham. It must be one of those they drape across the field at NFL games

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 17, 2017 02:34 PM (vlSM6)

392 No, that appears to be true. Trump said that himself. He's planning on enjoying the inauguration and starting to work on Monday morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

Or thats what he wants.The Left to think.

Hes.been presifenting

Posted by: Wrong Punchline Man at January 17, 2017 02:44 PM (k9xFn)

393 He's been presidenting since Nov 8th. His "work" is going to hit the Democrats like a meteor.

Posted by: Wrong Punchline Man at January 17, 2017 02:45 PM (k9xFn)

394 I know michael moore (still alive?) and Montel Williams but who are the other guys?

Posted by: jihadi at January 17, 2017 02:59 PM (I64i9)

395 Montel Williams ---- celebrity
Michael Moore ---- C-movie director, predicted Trump would win, but let it happen anyway
Lena Dunham --- some guy I've never heard of
Chelsea Handler --- promised to leave the USA if Trump won ... she lied.
Van Jones ---- one time head of Obama's "Green Jobs" initiative until he showed too much Black privilege

Posted by: Robby Mook at January 17, 2017 03:10 PM (e8kgV)

396 The team that put that photo together are literal miracle makers. They made friggin' Lena Dunham look halfway decent. Of course, that was accomplished through a combination of heavy photo editing, a crew of stylists, extremely careful use of angles, and mostly an extremely close proximity to the grotesque carcass of Michael Moore.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 17, 2017 03:27 PM (KqRop)

397 Hey dipshit "patriots:"
Get the damn flag off the ground!

Posted by: Jay at January 17, 2017 03:30 PM (L2EGj)

398 Notice how the baby raper is hiding her repulsive body?

And on the subject of her talking about fondling her baby sister: don't ever fall for the idea that this was just some innocent TMI moment on Dunham's part. She included that anecdote as a deliberate thumb in the eye of real, normal, non-child-molesting Americans. This was the land whale telling us, "Ha, ha, your day is over. Sexual deviants are the future and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT."

If you don't hate this parasite--and by hate I don't mean as in hating Mondays, I mean actually wishing her harm--I honestly just to question your basic human decency.

Posted by: Ken at January 17, 2017 04:26 PM (N6Oa5)

399 Holy cow - When did Michael Moore transition to a fat, ugly lesbian?

Posted by: apb at January 17, 2017 04:38 PM (v1fgg)

400 Isn't that what you're supposed to do, wrap yourself in the flag before you burn it?

Posted by: Grumpy's Brother at January 17, 2017 04:56 PM (PQ4zq)

401 I may have missed it, but who's the fat chick standing next to the black guy?

Posted by: OCBill at January 17, 2017 05:45 PM (df+Zi)

402 The black guy on the left.

Posted by: OCBill at January 17, 2017 05:46 PM (df+Zi)

403 Fuck. Them. All.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2017 05:49 PM (bGG6f)

404 How long did it take to photoshop Lena Dunham smaller?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

405 left to right
who df is that
canadian
never seen that bitch
promised to move to canadia (lying bitch)
token suit

Posted by: Rhennigantx at January 17, 2017 06:20 PM (bmkS9)

406 Get that flag off the floor, you fuckin' assholes.

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at January 17, 2017 06:34 PM (gNKbf)

407 Fucking losers lost.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (j1Wvr)

408 Moore looks dead.

Posted by: ethos at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (t9c06)

409 It was the same crowd chanting patriotism is racism a few weeks ago, the scum.

Posted by: JoshO at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (SMFeS)

410 3/5th of that crowd aren't wearing pants.

Posted by: DaveM at January 17, 2017 11:07 PM (WFjXF)

411 To bad this isn't a celebrities we lost in 2016 retrospective picture. Ah well. There is always 2017.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 18, 2017 01:53 AM (j1Wvr)

412 Am I supposed to know who those people are?

Posted by: RonF at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (l8nW6)

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