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Are You Ready For Some Elbows Football?

Houston

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New England

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Smart money says New England. But, stranger things have happened. And..........

Hillary Clinton Will Not Be POTUS.

Open thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:22 PM




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1 The Coons murdered Searle. Fuck Pete Carroll.

Posted by: Pepe at January 14, 2017 08:18 PM (GQcg8)

2 Good evening.

Posted by: Catwrangler at January 14, 2017 08:18 PM (IdRpH)

3 Seattle not Searle. My phone is on hard drugs or something.

Posted by: Pepe at January 14, 2017 08:19 PM (GQcg8)

4 Hey I think I see some overtime opportunities here

Posted by: That San Diego security guard playing pocketpool at January 14, 2017 08:19 PM (aZq03)

5 Awesome pom-poms..

Posted by: Sue Mundy at January 14, 2017 08:20 PM (n0ksS)

6
I would like to thank the Falcons for beating the Seahawks. Only because I hate that Obama loving, scumbag, SOB, POS Pete Carroll and that means he'd done for the year. Now he can cry over Trump being president

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)

7 Thought I was going to AoSHq, sorry

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:20 PM (yx0Ld)

8 My goodness. Healthy youngsters, aren't they?

Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at January 14, 2017 08:20 PM (EXDjY)

9 Hey anyone seen one of my toes?

Posted by: Some camel at January 14, 2017 08:20 PM (aZq03)

10 Wait a minute, this is AoSHq.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:21 PM (yx0Ld)

11 you may have wondered, why haven't i made this my lead pipe cinch solid gold lock of the day.

or not.

because i just can't give 15 points!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2017 08:21 PM (WTSFk)

12 Not one for eating crackers.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:22 PM (yx0Ld)

13 ELBOWS!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:22 PM (GsAUU)

14 The Falcons really can melt steel. Sigh.

Posted by: Coach Petey Carroll, Troofer at January 14, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

15 White hot pants symbolize purity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:22 PM (TRzoP)

16 This is madness!!!!

Posted by: Obama's legate to AOSHQ at January 14, 2017 08:22 PM (aZq03)

17 10 Wait a minute, this is AoSHq.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:21 PM (yx0Ld)


That's "Q" not "q" Skip.

Focus in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (voOPb)

18 People still watch this stuff?

Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

19 That's "Q" not "q" Skip.

Focus in.


Poor guy. How embarrassing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:24 PM (TRzoP)

20 Hot pants and go-go boots: Always a winning combo.

And New England TD.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)

21 18 People still watch this stuff?
Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

--Yeah. Sorry if we don't pass your purity test.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

22 ... and pittsburgh/kc is too iffy, though kc seems good even giving 5 points.

and dallas is justifiably a solid favorite even against a hot green bay team, but rogers et cie are on a roll.

so no gold-plated solid lead pipe cinch this weekend.

you're on your own. sorry.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2017 08:25 PM (WTSFk)

23 In ancient Arapaho, Houston is roughly translated as Land of Yeast Infections.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:25 PM (TRzoP)

24 People still watch this stuff?
Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

It's the playoffs.

Posted by: gNewt at January 14, 2017 08:27 PM (Dgvtg)

25 Can anyone 'splain why we never see the cheerleaders perform during the game, only a couple of seconds in short vignettes?

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 14, 2017 08:28 PM (611Lm)

26 I'm ready! I'm ready for some football!

Actually, I'm not. I haven't watched a game in years. Fuck the NFL.

Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 08:28 PM (Sfs6o)

27 Trump deflated Matty Ice's balls. The game is under protest. Where's my pussyhat?

Posted by: Coach Petey Carroll, Troofer at January 14, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

28 What is this "football" you speak of?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2017 08:30 PM (MCEs2)

29 25 Can anyone 'splain why we never see the cheerleaders perform during the game, only a couple of seconds in short vignettes?
Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 14, 2017 08:28 PM (611Lm)


--I'm not sure why, J-ROC, but the elbows get more screen time during college football games.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

30 It's high time that some forward-thinking cheerleader squad pulls out all the stops and goes full assless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:30 PM (TRzoP)

31 Are you ready for the Las Vegas Raiders?

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (mt8X9)

32 "people still watch this stuff?"

i'm just biding my time waiting for that telefon call with the frost line "miles to go before i sleep" so i can dig up a bazooka and blow up the nearby 7/11 that used to be an air force base.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (WTSFk)

33 Offensive line?
Offensive line?

Posted by: gNewt at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (Dgvtg)

34 Well, according to Meryl Streep. all we do is watch football & MMA (which is not the arts!!!)

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

35 ... any time, gospodin putin, whenever you're ready.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2017 08:32 PM (WTSFk)

36 Heh, Belichick is actually using the hood on his hoodie.

Dumb penalty by Cheaties.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:32 PM (GsAUU)

37 I'm ready to get up really early and drive 100 miles one way to the rifle range and freeze my ass off for a couple of hours making little holes in paper! Yay me!

Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)

38 I'm just surprised that the NFL hasn't mandated male cheerleaders in the name of equality & diversity.

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

39 --I'm not sure why, J-ROC, but the elbows get more screen time during college football games.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)



Because cheerleaders at NFL games have the cachet of ... uh ... pros, shall we say?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)

40 21 18 People still watch this stuff?
Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

--Yeah. Sorry if we don't pass your purity test.
Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

┐(´-`

Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (z/4ET)

41 23

It'a all the Katrina trash that is left here.

Posted by: Yarway69 at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (ckZTc)

42 It took a penalty to get things rolling, but the Texans are finally moving downfield.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

43
24 People still watch this stuff?
Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

***********************

You need a new nic: I suggest Not Well-Endowed (and I ain't talking University)

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 14, 2017 08:34 PM (611Lm)

44 Texans bring one fro every player, huh?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 08:34 PM (PPu+l)

45 21 18 People still watch this stuff?
Posted by: Not Adam Smith at January 14, 2017 08:23 PM (z/4ET)

--Yeah. Sorry if we don't pass your purity test.
Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)
¯\_(ツ_/¯

Posted by: Not ¯\_◉‿◉_/¯ at January 14, 2017 08:35 PM (z/4ET)

46 38 I'm just surprised that the NFL hasn't mandated male cheerleaders in the name of equality & diversity.
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

--I think the Ravens have cheerdudes, but they're the only team AFAIK.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:35 PM (GsAUU)

47 It would be fun to see an NFL cheerleader squad compete with, oh, say a dozen coked-up Thai hookers.

Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

48 I'm just surprised that the NFL hasn't mandated male cheerleaders in the name of equality & diversity.

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:33 PM (7qAYi)




Wouldn't that be taking jobs away from women?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

49
Meryl Streep is performing in the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza?

How many hockey sticks can this smug beeyotch stick up her butt?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (BK3ZS)

50 Hahaha!

Air Force does some pretty standard training exercises with C-17 Globemasters flying over the Golden Gate Bridge and Marin County today (I saw them flying in the distance -- impressive! -- and I astounded the folks I was with by correctly IDing them as C-17s.)

Anyway, local paper now publishes a story about the flyover to just tell people it was training exercises out of Travis, and -- OF COURSE! -- some Marin County lib goes full snowflake and expresses her fear that it was indicative of the coming Trump fascist takeover!

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Noisy-Air-Force-transport-jets-startle-Marin-10858353.php

"Corte Madera resident Dawn Martin said the jets appeared to be a little bit above eye level as she looked out the window from the first floor of her home.

"It was pretty freaky to see as I was washing the dishes," Martin said. "I think my jaw was in the sink. Not a good week to be scaring people with military planes.""

Funny, nobody freaked out during the numerous training flights over the last 8 years of the Obama administration. But Trump takes office and suddenly Planes = Military Coup and Descent into Fascism!

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (jBuUi)

51 47 It would be fun to see an NFL cheerleader squad compete with, oh, say a dozen coked-up Thai hookers.
Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

Bring back the XFL!

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (7qAYi)

52 47> pay for view.

Yes... I'd do that. Once.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (MCEs2)

53 32 "people still watch this stuff?"

i'm just biding my time waiting for that telefon call with the frost line "miles to go before i sleep" so i can dig up a bazooka and blow up the nearby 7/11 that used to be an air force base.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (WTSFk)

Finally, someone with a sense of humor.

Posted by: Not ¯\_◉‿◉_/¯ at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (z/4ET)

54 49
Meryl Streep is performing in the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza?

How many hockey sticks can this smug beeyotch stick up her butt?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (BK3ZS)

On tonight's very special episode of "Celebrity Knock-Out"...

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:38 PM (7qAYi)

55 I will survive. *sob*

Posted by: Coach Petey Carroll, Troofer at January 14, 2017 08:39 PM (Tyii7)

56 "It was pretty freaky to see as I was washing the dishes," Martin said. "I think my jaw was in the sink. Not a good week to be scaring people with military planes.""

Funny, nobody freaked out during the numerous training flights over the last 8 years of the Obama administration. But Trump takes office and suddenly Planes = Military Coup and Descent into Fascism!
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (jBuUi)

--She should be more upset over her Magic Negro President sending a shitload of tanks to eastern Europe.

Some fucking Peace Prize winner.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:40 PM (GsAUU)

57 But where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?
That's what I'm really looking forward to in this game --- just hearing their names.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (Nox3c)

58 Headquarters is one word so Hq, if it was Head Quarters it would be HQ.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (yx0Ld)

59
One week from now hundreds of womyns will be whining about how their march distance was "too long" and there were "too few restrooms".

Don't mess with the patriarchy, NAGS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (BK3ZS)

60 But where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?


Hangin' out with me.

Posted by: Jake Butt at January 14, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

61 Shit, this is indeed going to be a rout.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:42 PM (GsAUU)

62 Wow. Talk about turning on the jets. Lewis just disappeared.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:43 PM (qJhUV)

63
Funny, nobody freaked out during the numerous training flights over the last 8 years of the Obama administration. But Trump takes office and suddenly Planes = Military Coup and Descent into Fascism!
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (jBuUi)

Too bad we don't have a black president who could make all criticism of him racist.

Oh....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dd8lmYUdQU

Posted by: Not ¯\_◉‿◉_/¯ at January 14, 2017 08:43 PM (z/4ET)

64
60 Posted by: Jake Butt at January 14, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)


Any relation to Seymour, are we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:43 PM (BK3ZS)

65 I enjoyed watching Seattle get eviscerated. Can't stand that coach and Richard Sherman needs punched in the nuts, repeatedly.

New England is going to win this 48-10. Its basically a scrimmage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (pY+s4)

66 It's getting late early up in Foxboro for the Texans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (SjImc)

67 Streep will not be doing the Super Bowl halftime.

It's going to be some dude named Lady Gag Gag.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (GsAUU)

68 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:24 PM (TRzoP)

Skip is a good sport

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (voOPb)

69 Amazing other teams can have a friggin' kickoff without a penalty.
Think I'll switch to Star Trek reruns.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (0tfLf)

70 I enjoyed watching Seattle get eviscerated. Can't stand that coach and Richard Sherman needs punched in the nuts, repeatedly.

New England is going to win this 48-10. Its basically a scrimmage.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 08:44 PM (pY+s4)

Amen to those fucks in Seattle losing and as for your second point..yeah probably

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:45 PM (SjImc)

71 They seem nice.

*sigh*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

72 57 But where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?
That's what I'm really looking forward to in this game --- just hearing their names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (Nox3c)

--Heh, I forgot both were in this game.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:45 PM (GsAUU)

73 --I'm not sure why, J-ROC, but the elbows get more screen time during college football games.

*************

J-ROC

Heh

But I'm still wondering...could it be a contract thing or something, that the network would have to pay $$ to actually show them performing ensemble...legs in the air....D-cups bouncin'...?

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 14, 2017 08:45 PM (611Lm)

74
Look for Barky to be the "surprise halftime show guest" on the field at the SB, too.

Never forget!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:46 PM (BK3ZS)

75 ut where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?
That's what I'm really looking forward to in this game --- just hearing their names.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (Nox3c)



They may sit out to let Atari Bigby play


Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)

76 It's going to be some dude named Lady Gag Gag.

Let's hope she's over her PTSD.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)

77 Coach told us if we keep Tom Brady off the field, we'll win.

So we let Dion Lewis score.

Posted by: Houston Texans at January 14, 2017 08:47 PM (GsAUU)

78 "Meryl Streep is performing in the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza?"
-------------------------------
Why not?
We must preach to the little people.
We must double down on anyone who objects to the preaching.
Besides, the little people may not watch all of the award shows we have to give each other awards.
So we have to force them to watch us at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Holier-than-thou-wood at January 14, 2017 08:47 PM (Nox3c)

79 >>They may sit out to let Atari Bigby play


Gosh, that's a blast from the past

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 08:48 PM (voOPb)

80 But Trump takes office and suddenly Planes = Military Coup and Descent into Fascism!
---

The majority of conservatives/ Republians hold jobs and are emotionally functional.

The majority of liberals/ Democrats are jobless unhinged Histrionics who need lots of medicine to keep them stable.

Pretty simple really.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 14, 2017 08:48 PM (J5mC3)

81
The MIG flyover in the "Missing Komrade" formation at the opening of the SB festivities will be a thing of beauty, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:48 PM (BK3ZS)

82
But where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?

That's what I'm really looking forward to in this game --- just hearing their names.


We had a computer football game years ago and you could make up your own rosters. I had a tight end named Breakinta Holmes.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)

83 i'm just biding my time waiting for that telefon call with the frost line "miles to go before i sleep" so i can dig up a bazooka and blow up the nearby 7/11 that used to be an air force base.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

this makes me laugh like a hyena

Posted by: booknlass at January 14, 2017 08:49 PM (G7LgH)

84 JIBRIL RAJOUB TO POST : WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT US EMBASSY MOVE TO JERUSALEM

Funny? I don't remember asking you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)

85 J-ROC

Heh


Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 14, 2017 08:45 PM (611Lm)

--Know'm Census!

https://youtu.be/1uCpDHzm_DM

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU)

86 The MIG flyover in the "Missing Komrade" formation at the opening of the SB festivities will be a thing of beauty, too.
---

Outside of the halftime performers and players, I'm guessing that most people who are there for the games have $$$ and/or jobs, meaning that "planes" will not cause them to "swoon" and go into an "episode."

And if they do, well, pretty sure security knows how to handle that.

/cough cough superbowl jail.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 14, 2017 08:50 PM (J5mC3)

87 >>>Meryl Streep is performing in the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza<<<

FFS, isn't she a little long in the tooth? Her pom-poms are hanging below her elbows, brah.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2017 08:52 PM (FmNHR)

88
The air drop of Spetsnaz forces flying Russian flags to the center of the field will be a thing of shock and awe, too.

SB LI FTW, tovarisch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:53 PM (BK3ZS)

89 Hey, its a "Whoops, I got the ball" interception. Maybe the Texans will only lose 38-10.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 08:53 PM (pY+s4)

90 82
But where are Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney?

That's what I'm really looking forward to in this game --- just hearing their names.


We had a computer football game years ago and you could make up your own rosters. I had a tight end named Breakinta Holmes.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)

Placenta Jackson for the TD!

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:53 PM (7qAYi)

91 60
Hangin' out with me.
Posted by: Jake Butt at January 14, 2017 08:42 PM
------------------------
Yo!

Posted by: Dave Butz and Dick Butkus at January 14, 2017 08:53 PM (Nox3c)

92
It's going to be some dude named Lady Gag Gag.

Let's hope she's over her PTSD.
Posted by: tu3031


Gag Gag has PSTDs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

93 We had a computer football game years ago and you could make up your own rosters. I had a tight end named Breakinta Holmes.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)

--LMAO.

I remember the classic Joe Montana Football game for PC. You could also rename players and change their ratings (speed, skill, strength).

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

94
Hymie is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 14, 2017 08:55 PM (d9LON)

95
FFS, isn't she a little long in the tooth? Her pom-poms are hanging below her elbows, brah.


To see Meryl and her artistic bingo wings in a live performance will generate memories that you'll take to your graves, kiddos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:55 PM (BK3ZS)

96 "Corte Madera resident Dawn Martin said the jets appeared to be a little bit above eye level as she looked out the window from the first floor of her home.

"It was pretty freaky to see as I was washing the dishes," Martin said.



Obviously more fake news bullshit. No Marin County resident washes her own dishes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:56 PM (TRzoP)

97
Hymie was created by KAOS to be a Bad robot.

But Control got a hold of Hymie and changed him to be a Good robot.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 14, 2017 08:56 PM (d9LON)

98 Barkevious Mingo and Jadaveon Clowney

Those two names sound like the end result of a drunken Scrabble game.

Posted by: Jake R. R. R. Butt at January 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)

99
Hymie is mort.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT


He can no longer shake a leg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2017 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

100 82----We had a computer football game years ago and you could make up your own rosters. I had a tight end named Breakinta Holmes.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)
------------------------------

Must be a son of the late basketballer Baskerville Holmes!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 08:57 PM (Nox3c)

101 The Texans need just ten more field goals and they'll win this thing.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)

102
ICYMI (in case you mished it), here's Hymie as Batman in a 1974 stupid PSA for equal pay for an ingrateful Batgirl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5vIf7nwsU

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 14, 2017 08:59 PM (d9LON)

103 My daughter participated in Patriots cheerleader camp; the girls were amazingly nice with the kids. Sweet and classy. That must be why so many dads came to camp.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2017 08:59 PM (ROIz5)

104 Holy shit, Pats turn over the ball again.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:00 PM (GsAUU)

105 The Texans need just ten more field goals and they'll win this thing.

Or five fake field goals.

Posted by: Garo Yepremian at January 14, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

106 Bumble fumbled!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 09:01 PM (Nox3c)

107 Texans got the ball back. Good for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:01 PM (pY+s4)

108 Houston trying to beat the spread

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2017 09:01 PM (lMp+G)

109 Have noticed a couple of times recently that I basically agree with the National Enquirer's politics. This week their cover is teasing an upcoming secret Trump/Putin summit, with the following agenda:

1) US-Russia alliance to *destroy China*
2) Overthrow North Korea and Iran's dictators
3) Prosecute the *real* election hackers

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/donald-trump-putin-secret-summit-global-plans/

It's not like I actually want any of those things to happen. And presumably they don't have any inside info on a Trump-Putin meeting. But, reading between the lines a bit, it's pretty clear that the Enquirer's heart is in the right place.

Not sure what this means. Maybe it's time for a second look at Elvis and Batboy.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 14, 2017 09:01 PM (PXbkt)

110 ICYMI (in case you mished it), here's Hymie as Batman in a 1974 stupid PSA for equal pay for an ingrateful Batgirl.


Batgirl could have earned far above the minimum wage at a truck stop, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 09:02 PM (TRzoP)

111 TD Texans!!

C.J. Fiedorowicz

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU)

112 Green Batgirl on MeTV now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

113 TD Houston.

They've come to play.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:03 PM (pY+s4)

114 Not seen a pro football game in over 10 years. College ball is where it's at. Especially womens softball. But of course football too.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2017 09:03 PM (zLDYs)

115 --I think the Ravens have cheerdudes, but they're the only team AFAIK.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:35 PM (GsAUU)


Not SF?

I sense a disturbance in The Force.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

116 I think the Ravens have cheerdudes, but they're the only team AFAIK.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 08:35 PM (GsAUU)


I believe the correct term is Ponce of Enthusiasm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 09:04 PM (TRzoP)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)

118
Not sure what this means. Maybe it's time for a second look at Elvis and Batboy.


Batboy has been in deep, deep undercover for many years now. To tell you his role in the Rooskies hacking our election would require you to be killed afterward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 09:05 PM (BK3ZS)

119 I'm pretty happy with ending North Korea's dictator, both because he's a bloated asshole who starves his people and because replacing him with someone pro-American (or at least pro-Russian) would be of some use to us

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2017 09:05 PM (lMp+G)

120 The Michigan Wolverines had a player this season named Eddie McDoom.

http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/eddie_mcdoom_1001408.html

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)

121 This reminds me of the time when Meryl Streep fumbled one of her lines and tits flopped out on the silver screen.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2017 09:05 PM (FmNHR)

122 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:03 PM (SRKgf)


Gimme gimme!!!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at January 14, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)

123 49
Meryl Streep is performing in the Super Bowl halftime extravaganza?

How many hockey sticks can this smug beeyotch stick up her butt?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (BK3ZS)



I can help with this.

Now where did I leave my mallet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

124 I see that Democrats are pulling out of Trump's inauguration because of their shame for putting up, as candidate for President, a criminal who would have disgraced the office.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2017 09:07 PM (e8kgV)

125 Well, according to Meryl Streep. all we do is watch football & MMA (which is not the arts!!!)

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

MMA has to be "arts". Drama, I think. It's surely not a sporting event.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:07 PM (bG+ug)

126 Ack!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

127 I remember Batboy used to pick presidential election winners.

Who did he pick this year?


I also recall stading in the supermarket line and seeing a National Enquirer and thinking, whoever wins, they're going to love writing about him or her for four years.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

128 * pink ribbon *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:08 PM (V3IFq)

129 I'm pretty happy with ending North Korea's dictator, both because he's a bloated asshole who starves his people and because replacing him with someone pro-American (or at least pro-Russian) would be of some use to us


I wasn't aware that the position was going to be opening up. I'd like to nominate Art Garfunkel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 09:09 PM (TRzoP)

130 My free safety (safe commenting closing tags) inexplicably let me down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

131 Well, Brexit, Cubs, Trump, Army, and Clemson all won.

Maybe the Texans will give us another Shock the World moment?

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)

132 Horrible pass, Brock.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

133 >>Houston trying to beat the spread

Someone call me?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 14, 2017 09:11 PM (/Nite)

134 How about some updates for those who are without TV Coverage?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 09:11 PM (PPu+l)

135 131 Well, Brexit, Cubs, Trump, Army, and Clemson all won.
Maybe the Texans will give us another Shock the World moment?
Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)



Let's hope. Not too crazy about the last two, as I come from a USMC family, and my elder son is at Alabama, but the others ... yup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)

136 Osweiler sure is good at killing momentum.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)

137 Saw a bit with Alesandr Dugin - political scientist/philosopher favored by Putin - arguing that Trump would end the Atlanticist policy of baiting Russia and other land powers in Europe into wars of mutual self-destruction. Interesting theorist: https://youtu.be/cBYwN2J_7JU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 14, 2017 09:12 PM (cy5xv)

138 One week from now hundreds of womyns will be whining about how their march distance was "too long" and there were "too few restrooms".

Don't mess with the patriarchy, NAGS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 08:41 PM (BK3ZS)

Man, it would be great if a bunch of Morons primed up with Chipotle or Taco Bell, and left upper-deckers in all the porta-potties assigned to the wymyns' march.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:13 PM (bG+ug)

139 Well, Brexit, Cubs, Trump, Army, and Clemson all won.
Maybe the Texans will give us another Shock the World moment?
Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)


Let's hope. Not too crazy about the last two, as I come from a USMC family, and my elder son is at Alabama, but the others ... yup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)

Yeah The Texans are hanging in there, but I just can't see them winning in Foxboro..but that is why they play the game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:13 PM (SjImc)

140 14-13 Pats. 8 minutes left first half

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:13 PM (qJhUV)

141 We had a computer football game years ago and you could make up your own rosters. I had a tight end named Breakinta Holmes.



Posted by: tu3031
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Ahrmed Robers

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (zu88C)

142 From Weasel Zippers:

BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SjImc)

143 Madonna and I will be peeing on a bed, live, during Super Bowl halftime.

It's called performance art, rubes. Look it up.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

144 Is this the Packers pre-game show?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:15 PM (bpfzP)

145 I guess its been a while since the NFL has enraged people with yet another display of obnoxious political correctness so people are willing to forget again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (39g3+)

146 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

==============================


Why, it's almost like the gravy train has run out of gravy. I feel bad about that.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (bpfzP)

147 JIBRIL RAJOUB TO POST : WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT US EMBASSY MOVE TO JERUSALEM

Funny? I don't remember asking you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)

Sounds like a goatfucker name, if ever I heard one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (bG+ug)

148 Brady second and 10 from the 20. Looking to avoid 3rd turnover.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (FmNHR)

149 142 From Weasel Zippers:
BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SjImc)



These are great days we're living, bros!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

150 142 From Weasel Zippers:

BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SjImc)

--Now that is good news.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)

151 The Clinton Global Initiative is closing 15-Apt-2017, laying off all employees.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (e8kgV)

152
I guess its been a while since the NFL has enraged people with yet
another display of obnoxious political correctness so people are willing
to forget again.
=======================


Nah. I just compartmentalize.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (bpfzP)

153 146 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
==============================
Why, it's almost like the gravy train has run out of gravy. I feel bad about that.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (bpfzP)



Lack of inventory. They're fresh out of influence to peddle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

154 LeGarrette Blount is a great name as well, especially since he got busted for weed.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

155 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

I picture the last scenes of The Sting where they're clearing out all the rented furniture and potted plants. Scam's done, guys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 09:18 PM (TRzoP)

156 Whitney Mercilus is another outstanding name.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 14, 2017 09:19 PM (PXbkt)

157 The Clinton Global Initiative is closing 15-Apt-2017, laying off all employees.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy


-unwritten "who will train their H1B replacements"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:19 PM (V3IFq)

158 MercyLess

Posted by: gNewt at January 14, 2017 09:20 PM (Dgvtg)

159 Clinton Global initiative employees getting a headstart on the police.

Posted by: booknlass at January 14, 2017 09:20 PM (G7LgH)

160 Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
===================================


But what are all those charities they support going to do?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (bpfzP)

161 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

I can see 747's full of money taking off from Kennedy and headed for the Cayman's and Switzerland.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (qJhUV)

162 The Clinton Global Initiative is closing 15-Apr-2017, laying off all employees.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy



Income tax day. Appropriate.

Kinda like the Kennedys (/spit) shutting down "George" after their pretty boy retard flew into the drink.

"Yeah, the whole thing was bullshit from the get-go. Guess we might as well admit it and cut our losses now."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

163 Tried watching because I want the Patriots to stick it to Roger "Satan's Fatbaby" Goodell, but honestly, the NFL game just does not hold my interest these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)

164 Whitney Mercilus is another outstanding name.

Yeah, but he spells it wrong.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (qJhUV)

165 30 It's high time that some forward-thinking cheerleader squad pulls out all the stops and goes full assless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2017 08:30 PM (TRzoP)

Thongs and tassels.

Posted by: Elvira! at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (brIR5)

166 146 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

--------
Sorry everybody. My schadenboner just poked everyone on the planet at the same time.

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (7qAYi)

167 Lack of inventory. They're fresh out of influence to peddle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (bG+ug)

168 The Clinton Global Initiative is closing 15-Apt-2017, laying off all employees.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2017 09:17 PM (e8kgV)



Wow, Trump really drove a stake through their hearts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

169 Just the start of jobs being lost in during the Trump administration, hpoe theres more to come.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:23 PM (yx0Ld)

170 Tried watching because I want the Patriots to stick it to Roger "Satan's Fatbaby" Goodell, but honestly, the NFL game just does not hold my interest these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)

Yeah I hear ya, but how many times can I watch the same reruns of Law and Order? And anyway Brady is Trump supporter and Republican

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:23 PM (SjImc)

171 The Clinton Global Initiative is closing 15-Apt-2017, laying off all employees.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy



But .. but ... who will continue all their good works?

Ah, right. The same person who succeeded Mooch in her bullshit makework sinecure. Silly me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:23 PM (SRKgf)

172 So CBS is pimping a new show, Training Day. I'm presuming it's based on the movie, in which case I wonder is they'll make the white cop the bad one in the show?

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:24 PM (GsAUU)

173 Wow, Trump really drove a stake through their hearts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)



That's not where he drove the stake. Think "Transylvania" and "Muslim invasion."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:24 PM (SRKgf)

174 142 From Weasel Zippers:
BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SjImc)
------------------------
That's just the global outreach part of the Clinton Foundation but it's a good start.

Perhaps the federal prosecutor in NY is serious about the investigation of the Foundation.

Perhaps a lot of foreign leaders who contributed to the Global Initiative are nervous about what might come out.

I dunno.
But I bet the peeps at the CGI are burying bodies like crazy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 09:25 PM (Nox3c)

175 So CBS is pimping a new show, Training Day. I'm presuming it's based on
the movie, in which case I wonder is they'll make the white cop the bad
one in the show?

It looks like it.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:25 PM (qJhUV)

176 Brady is pretty fucking good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:25 PM (SjImc)

177 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

Really? I wonder what they will do with all the money they raised these past years. Surely some huge endowments to deserving groups. Yeah, right.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (RfzVr)

178 Hymie is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 14, 2017 08:55 PM (d9LON)



His father's name was Hymie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)

179 I'm absolutely sure I can find another job with the same pay and perks as this one because of my awesome talents and skills and good looks and shit.

Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (/Nite)

180 Edelman taking advantage of his white privilege with the push off.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (IDPbH)

181 Surely some huge endowments to deserving groups.

The Chelsea Clinton life time achievement award

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (SjImc)

182 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

Investment opportunity: any company that makes shredders. They're going to go through those suckers like popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:27 PM (SRKgf)

183 Edelman taking advantage of his white privilege with the push off.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (IDPbH)

yeah but 2 black guys were trying to mug him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:27 PM (SjImc)

184 179 I'm absolutely sure I can find another job with the same pay and perks as this one because of my awesome talents and skills and good looks and shit.
Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (/Nite)



What's your time in the quarter mile?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)

185 Heh, I like how the Michelob Ultra commercial ends with "Please drink responsibly."

As if anyone could get drunk off Ultra.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

186 This is true.

Apply as needed:


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Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (9q7Dl)

187 If you take in donations to "charity", what are the rules if your organization goes out of business? Is there something that would prevent the head of the "charity" from keeping all the funds?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (bpfzP)

188 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY NOW!!!
Thump...

Posted by: Hillary! at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (qJhUV)

189 NSFW boobies

wwtdd.com/2016/09/kate-england-wardrobe-malfunction

apparently she's a pr0n star

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (P2Gz9)

190 >>>BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off<<<

They'll all be yellowcake heroes like Wilson and Plame before this is all over.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (FmNHR)

191 156 Whitney Mercilus is another outstanding name.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 14, 2017 09:19 PM (PXbkt)
----------------------
Yes, it's quite good. Quite good.
But honestly, with a last name like that, I think the parents could have come up with a better first name.
"Whitney" is a little froo-froo for a merciless dude.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 09:29 PM (Nox3c)

192 >>What's your time in the quarter mile?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

With or without a crop laid across my hindquarters?

Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:30 PM (/Nite)

193 124 I see that Democrats are pulling out of Trump's inauguration because of their shame for putting up, as candidate for President, a criminal who would have disgraced the office.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy



Only problem with your post is the Dems have no shame.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:30 PM (pY+s4)

194 189 NSFW boobies

wwtdd.com/2016/09/kate-england-wardrobe-malfunction

apparently she's a pr0n star
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (P2Gz9)

--So, do you lie back and think of Kate England?

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

195 With or without a crop laid across my hindquarters?

Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:30 PM (/Nite)



Kinky!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:31 PM (SRKgf)

196 I am a lurker unlurking. Why is it elbows and not knees? What is the barrel and what is the sock thingy? Please excuse my ignorance.

Meanwhile the messiah sells out Israel in Paris and she that shall not be named will not be head of the facualty at Hogwarths.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 14, 2017 09:31 PM (Ik1WR)

197 Chelsea ain't no racehorse. More like pulling a plow.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:32 PM (K2T58)

198 I'm absolutely sure I can find another job with the same pay and
perks as this one because of my awesome talents and skills and good
looks and shit.

Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (/Nite)

Chelsea, we're hiring! Call us!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 14, 2017 09:32 PM (qJhUV)

199 Funny, nobody freaked out during the numerous training flights over the last 8 years of the Obama administration. But Trump takes office and suddenly Planes = Military Coup and Descent into Fascism!
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (jBuUi)


I'm hoping we find out who was on the Air Force plane that buzzed NYC 8 years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 14, 2017 09:33 PM (1JnAL)

200 This time we wipe the servers with Brillo! Now get to work.

Posted by: HRH at January 14, 2017 09:33 PM (hJdFN)

201 197 Chelsea ain't no racehorse. More like pulling a plow.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:32 PM (K2T5



I think you're confusing her with Moochelle, who is a Clydesdale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

202 Nice goal line stand.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)

203 17-13 NE going into the half.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (SRKgf)

204 So refreshing!

Lara Trump is on with Judge Jeanning (FOX) and she is genuinely excited about going to the White House next week--first time for her. They'll be staying over Friday night and she said she doesn't care where she'll be sleeping---willing to sleep in the basement if that's where they put her.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (HiDrR)

205 I am a lurker unlurking. Why is it elbows and not knees? What is the barrel and what is the sock thingy? Please excuse my ignorance.

Meanwhile the messiah sells out Israel in Paris and she that shall not be named will not be head of the facualty at Hogwarths.
Posted by: colfax mingo


I think there's a FAQ out there somewhere.

Ask minfulwebworker or something

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (V3IFq)

206 Go Houston. Nice stand at the goal line.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (89T5c)

207 Hillary Clinton Will Not Be POTUS.

Nor will she be pictured in an elbows thread.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (29QcC)

208 CGI - Where's our fucking money?!

Posted by: Haiti at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (bc2Lc)

209 Bring back the XFL!
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 08:37 PM (7qAYi)


GODDAMMIT, I DON'T CARE IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY CHEERS!

SHE'S GOT BIG TITS!

Put her up front.

Posted by: Vince McMahon at January 14, 2017 09:35 PM (1JnAL)

210
BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
===

More, please.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:35 PM (zu88C)

211 194 189 NSFW boobies

wwtdd.com/2016/09/kate-england-wardrobe-malfunction

apparently she's a pr0n star
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM (P2Gz9)

--So, do you lie back and think of Kate England?
Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

Every night, old chap.

Posted by: Prince William at January 14, 2017 09:35 PM (7qAYi)

212 196 I am a lurker unlurking. Why is it elbows and not knees? What is the barrel and what is the sock thingy? Please excuse my ignorance.

Meanwhile the messiah sells out Israel in Paris and she that shall not be named will not be head of the facualty at Hogwarths.
Posted by: colfax mingo at January 14, 2017 09:31 PM (Ik1WR)

--Elbows comes from old tongue-in-cheek criticisms of cheerleaders having "sharp elbows."

The Barrel is for those who break the blog with italics/boradened posts/bold. May you never experience it.

And are you related to Barkevious?

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

213 I am a lurker unlurking. Why is it elbows and not knees? What is the
barrel and what is the sock thingy? Please excuse my ignorance.
===================


Welcome! The menfolk seem to like elbows more than breasts, bottoms, and facial features. It's an oddity. The Barrel is like prison for folks who commit crimes of not closing their italics or posting from Word. A sock is used when you want to post under a funny name or to escape the authorities.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:36 PM (bpfzP)

214 Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)

Yeah I hear ya, but how many times can I watch the same reruns of Law and Order? And anyway Brady is Trump supporter and Republican
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:23 PM (SjImc)


As I type I am watching the 1976 World Series.

Bad video, but hey, I had to go rogue to find it. MLB only releases some WS on dvd.

I've been collecting as many as I can, and got tired of waiting for the official release of this one.

(Yes, I have the '77 Series)

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:37 PM (Pz4pT)

215 PS--

The speed of comments here is amazing, many of you are entertaining, and we live in an upside down world but here it is mostly feet on the ground.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 14, 2017 09:37 PM (Ik1WR)

216 The speed of comments here is amazing
============================


Most of us are on meth.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (bpfzP)

217 The XFL... Good times. Good times.

Posted by: He Hate Me at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (bc2Lc)

218 thanks, grammie. I was wondering those things, too.

Posted by: booknlass at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (G7LgH)

219 216 The speed of comments here is amazing
============================


Most of us are on meth.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (bpfzP)

I'm high on life.

And bath salts

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

220 I think there's a FAQ out there somewhere.

Ask minfulwebworker or something
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (V3IFq)

FAQs are for people who talk like a faq and their ships are retorted.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (Pz4pT)

221 214: I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD. Yes, I'm a Pitt Pirates fan. The 1960 WS was put together using a tape they found in Bing Crosby's basement. Its pretty neat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

222 I'm a Texan in more ways than one tonight...

GO TEXANS

Posted by: SMFH at January 14, 2017 09:40 PM (y3sSM)

223 219 216 The speed of comments here is amazing
============================


Most of us are on meth.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (bpfzP)

I'm high on life.

And bath salts
Posted by: josephistan



I freebase coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:41 PM (pY+s4)

224 Also, don't put words in mouths in regards to messaihs.

That shit will earn you one fucking ticket to dentures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:41 PM (V3IFq)

225 Pepsi and pop rocks here.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:42 PM (K2T58)

226 Bad video, but hey, I had to go rogue to find it. MLB only releases some WS on dvd.

You can find most of them on YouTube. I've gone back and watched them from the 60's and 70's.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:42 PM (qJhUV)

227 I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD.
===========================


I have the 2016 World Series DVD set. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:43 PM (bpfzP)

228 That shit will earn you one fucking ticket to dentures.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:41 PM (V3IFq)

Well I could certainly use the money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:43 PM (SjImc)

229 Not related to anyone I would identify here. Colfax Mingo is my little territory in flyover country. Thanks for the explanations grammie.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 14, 2017 09:43 PM (Ik1WR)

230 Knew I would have to see the end of this sad ending movie

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (yx0Ld)

231 Nothing but love for Pat fans...but I can no more support the Pats than I can support any AFC West rival.

It would be like me supporting Fuckstick.

Just not built that way.

But props to Brady and Belichek for sticking by Trump.

Posted by: SMFH at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (y3sSM)

232 223 219 216 The speed of comments here is amazing
============================

Most of us are on meth.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:38 PM (bpfzP)

I'm high on life.

And bath salts
Posted by: josephistan

I freebase coffee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:41 PM (pY+s4)

I have more nicotine in my bloodstream than Humphrey Bogart and John Wayne.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (92kX2)

233 grammie make sure you use lube when you watch those DVD's

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (K2T58)

234 I'm high on booze & Parkinsons meds. You had your chance Ameri......ZZZZZZ.

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (bc2Lc)

235 You're welcome, colfax. Nice to have you join us.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (bpfzP)

236 I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD. Yes, I'm a Pitt Pirates fan. The 1960 WS was put together using a tape they found in Bing Crosby's basement. Its pretty neat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

Hmmm, all I have of 1960 is Game 7. Which is pretty flippin' awesome to watch. I'll have to look around for the rest of the series.

I'm not partial to specific teams at this point, just want to see the games from that general era.

I have '75, '79, '84, and then several more recent ones.

Would love to find the several A's series from the 70s, the early 60s Yankee wins, Dodger wins, etc.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Pz4pT)

237 Bath Salts. You're a high roller.

I'm huffing paint.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (89T5c)

238 I just solved a Cameltonian equation in my pants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (dL3E5)

239 Welcome erstwhile lurkers! Here's a link to the AoS Commenters Survival Guide:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/za8aqzr

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (HiDrR)

240 I am proud that we spent all our Clinton Foundation funds on the poor. Have I ever mentioned that when we left the White House we were dirt poor?

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (hJdFN)

241 *Most of us are on meth.*

You owe me a keyboard grammie.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 14, 2017 09:46 PM (RfzVr)

242 You can find most of them on YouTube. I've gone back and watched them from the 60's and 70's.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:42 PM (qJhUV)


Some individual games, but not whole generally whole series.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:46 PM (Pz4pT)

243 Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:44 PM (K2T5
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At New Year's we were talking about the best things that happened to each of us in 2016. I felt bad for Rev. He said our wedding.....

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (bpfzP)

244 236:Hmmm, all I have of 1960 is Game 7. Which is pretty flippin' awesome to watch. I'll have to look around for the rest of the series.


Oops, I should have been more specific. Game 7 is all there is apparently. Still, its fun to watch the Maz break the Yankees hearts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (pY+s4)

245 Posted by: colfax mingo at January 14, 2017 09:31 PM (Ik1WR)

I've been to Colfax. Tough ass town

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (voOPb)

246 Oh, I'm at the VFW watching the game.

No Pat fans here.

Cowboys, Texans, and Raiders (yours truly).

We're all rooting for the Texans.

Duh.

Posted by: SMFH at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (y3sSM)

247 I have the 2016 World Series DVD set. Shocking, I know.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:43 PM (bpfzP)

--I've heard the DVD of the 1908 World Series is a bitch to find.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (GsAUU)

248 I'm sniffing glue. Need to plug up all the holes in my lungs from formerly sniffing Carbona.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 09:48 PM (HiDrR)

249 Watching the Cubs win the World Series with Carl will always be a treasured memory.

Posted by: SMFH at January 14, 2017 09:48 PM (y3sSM)

250 232 I have more nicotine in my bloodstream than Humphrey Bogart and John Wayne.

My blood cells ask the nicotine cells if they can borrow an oxygen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 09:48 PM (dL3E5)

251 Bath Salts. You're a high roller.

I'm huffing paint.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (89T5c)

Ohhh, if we ONLY had paint to huff.

Why, we have to lick rusty sewer pipes, and we're GLAD to have it!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (Pz4pT)

252 Pop rocks and soda killed me.

Posted by: Zombie Little Mikey at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (bc2Lc)

253 147 JIBRIL RAJOUB TO POST : WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT US EMBASSY MOVE TO JERUSALEM

Funny? I don't remember asking you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)

Sounds like a goatfucker name, if ever I heard one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:16 PM (bG+ug)

That's why there are Marines at the front gate.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (brIR5)

254 *Most of us are on meth.*



Literally. On it.

With AoSHQ Brand Crystal Meth Butt Plugs!

Posted by: Messenger Bags and Accessories ForSale at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (PPu+l)

255 Nor will she be pictured in an elbows thread.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2017 09:34 PM (29QcC)

In her case, it would be knees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (bG+ug)

256 ooh fresh meat ... er, I mean, wecome, colfax!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (Om16U)

257 239 Welcome erstwhile lurkers! Here's a link to the AoS Commenters Survival Guide:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/za8aqzr
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (HiDrR)

--Thanks!

That will be fun to read even though I know all the aterial

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)

258 We grew up so poor we had to go to the neighbors to eat lead paint chips

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (K2T58)

259 To paraphrase Golda Meir, I can forgive the Left for their attempts to hurt me but I can't forgive them for making me turn into them by wishing they all die in a fire.

They have lost their freaking minds.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (IDPbH)

260 Bouye is all over the field.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)

261 221 214: I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD. Yes, I'm a Pitt Pirates fan. The 1960 WS was put together using a tape they found in Bing Crosby's basement. Its pretty neat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)


Last year the NFL Network broadcast Super Bowl I in it's entirety, the only time since it aired. Nobody had a copy of the actual television broadcast, so they had to cull the game together from different sources.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (1JnAL)

262 >>That will be fun to read even though I know all the aterial


Irregardless!

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM (PPu+l)

263 My blood cells ask the nicotine cells if they can borrow an oxygen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 09:48 PM (dL3E5)

To borrow Ace,my blood cells all have camel non filters sticking out of the sides of their mouths and are asking the nicotine to 'drop the malarkey and tell me where the falcon is.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM (92kX2)

264 Hmmm, all I have of 1960 is Game 7. Which is pretty flippin' awesome to watch. I'll have to look around for the rest of the series.

--------------------------
Oops, I should have been more specific. Game 7 is all there is apparently. Still, its fun to watch the Maz break the Yankees hearts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:47 PM (pY+s4)

I'm sure they exist in somebody's attic somewhere... how MLB could let those things go, without preserving them is beyond me.

It was nice when NFL films put together all of the 1967 Super Bowl last year, but again, it's a crime the league never bothered to preserve it themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Pz4pT)

265 I'm sniffing glue. Need to plug up all the holes in my lungs from formerly sniffing Carbona.
Posted by: IrishEi


I read that as 'carbonara' because I am still not sure on the variate of bacon necessary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM (V3IFq)

266 Mercilus and Clowney.
Sounds like a sleazy law firm.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Nox3c)

267 Literally. On it.

With AoSHQ Brand Crystal Meth Butt Plugs!

Posted by: Messenger Bags and Accessories ForSale at January 14, 2017 09:49 PM (PPu+l)

And I bet some erstwhile soul has tried suppository meth.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (92kX2)

268 Bath Salts. You're a high roller.

I'm huffing paint.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (89T5c)

Ohhh, if we ONLY had paint to huff.

Why, we have to lick rusty sewer pipes, and we're GLAD to have it!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017

Luxury!!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (xJxz7)

269 Houston showed up tonight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (89T5c)

270 Do all the shredders have a Reset Button?

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (hJdFN)

271 I read that as 'carbonara' because I am still not sure on the variate of bacon necessary.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM (V3IFq)

Now I want pasta carbonera. Thanks. Alfredo sauce, onions, bacon and mushrooms. And Garlic. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (92kX2)

272 JIBRIL RAJOUB TO POST
===

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (zu88C)

273 I have the "Steve Bartman Director's Cut" of the 2016 World Series DVD. It doesn't end well for the Cubs.

Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

274 For I Chingachgook, last of the Mohicans

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (yx0Ld)

275 Do all the shredders have a Reset Button?

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (hJdFN)




No, but you can wipe them clean with a cloth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (auHtY)

276 270 Do all the shredders have a Reset Button?
Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 09:52 PM (hJdFN)

Only the nuclear powered models.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (92kX2)

277 It looks like Clinton Global Money Laundering is shutting down.

http://on.ny.gov/2jcxR8c

And Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (PriKq)

278 I have the "Steve Bartman Director's Cut" of the 2016 World Series DVD. It doesn't end well for the Cubs.

Did he ever come out of hiding after they won?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (qJhUV)

279 274 For I Chingachgook, last of the Mohicans
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (yx0Ld)

Who fucks people up with the blue club of doom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (92kX2)

280 Bath Salts. You're a high roller.

I'm huffing paint.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM (89T5c)

Ohhh, if we ONLY had paint to huff.

Why, we have to lick rusty sewer pipes, and we're GLAD to have it!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017

Luxury!!
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0

Well, of course we were poor. We didn't 'ave no fancy sewer pipes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 14, 2017 09:54 PM (MQZOg)

281 I have the "Steve Bartman Director's Cut" of the 2016 World Series DVD. It doesn't end well for the Cubs.

Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2017 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)
=============================

I think I read something about him after the WS. He either had died or was moving back to Chicago. I can't think which.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:55 PM (bpfzP)

282 It shows how inept Brian Kelly and his staff were last year that Notre Dame had both Will Fuller and C.J. Procise and still sucked.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 09:55 PM (GsAUU)

283 261 221 214: I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD. Yes, I'm a Pitt Pirates fan. The 1960 WS was put together using a tape they found in Bing Crosby's basement. Its pretty neat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

Bill Mazeroski's HR! Too bad I wasn't even walking at that point, and thus far too young to appreciate the 1960 WS.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 14, 2017 09:56 PM (P8951)

284 Did he ever come out of hiding after they won?
Posted by: tu3031

He is changing jobs on the 20th

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:56 PM (K2T58)

285 da fuck is guanciale?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:56 PM (V3IFq)

286 So, elbows are back in fashion at the HQ. Were they ever not?

--------------



BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off
===

More, please.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:35 PM (zu88C)



Now ^^^^THIS^^^^ is exciting news!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 14, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)

287 285 da fuck is guanciale?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:56 PM (V3IFq)


Cured pig jowl. It's wonderfully fatty.

Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2017 09:57 PM (iMxBJ)

288 Hey everybody, see you in the Funemployment line!

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 09:57 PM (hJdFN)

289 *We grew up so poor we had to go to the neighbors to eat lead paint chips*

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 09:50 PM

My theory has always been that eating lead paint chips did not make kids retarded. I figured they ate the paint chips because they were retarded.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 14, 2017 09:58 PM (RfzVr)

290 >> da fuck is guanciale?


It's ike Pruno, but made with Bat Shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 09:59 PM (PPu+l)

291 My theory has always been that eating lead paint chips did not make kids retarded. I figured they ate the paint chips because they were retarded.
Posted by: cfomahm

They go great with ranch dip.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2017 09:59 PM (MQZOg)

292 Speaking of shredders, it would be nice to hear a statement from Trump. Something like this: "We know there is going to be a lot of paper-shredding and hard-drive wiping in many government departments and agencies. I have this to say to all low-level employees. Refuse any and all orders from the political appointees above you to do these things. Let them do the dirty work their ownselves. Any low-level employee fired or otherwise disciplined for refusing to take part in data destruction will be made whole again by the incoming Administration."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 09:59 PM (bG+ug)

293 I read that as 'carbonara' because I am still not sure on the variate of bacon necessary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 09:51 PM


Prosciutto!

Act all tough and say, "Gimme a half a pound of some nice 'bra - zhoot, okay Vinnie.'"

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (HiDrR)

294 Closing the CGI will give me more quality time with family and Huma. But mostly Huma.

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (hJdFN)

295 I wiped everything with a cloth before I left.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (Tyii7)

296 Hey OP,

Hope you guys gave Hanoi Jane a cold winters welcome last week

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (K2T58)

297 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing, Employees Being Laid Off

Huma is out? Huma is out! That was her last paying gig, I think.

I'm not worried for her though, I'm sure she'll land on her tongue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (dL3E5)

298 New England has too many white bodies.

Posted by: Tahneesi Coates at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (GsAUU)

299 289 My theory has always been that eating lead paint chips did not make kids retarded. I figured they ate the paint chips because they were retarded.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 14, 2017 09:58 PM (RfzVr)


Look, buddy, lead tastes sweet. Can't get enough of it. I ate plenty of it until I turned 40, and still rose to a high government position.

Want to compare medals? I just got a new one!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (iMxBJ)

300 283 261 221 214: I have the 1960 and 1979 WS on DVD. Yes, I'm a Pitt Pirates fan. The 1960 WS was put together using a tape they found in Bing Crosby's basement. Its pretty neat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

Bill Mazeroski's HR! Too bad I wasn't even walking at that point, and thus far too young to appreciate the 1960 WS.
Posted by: Donna



I don't remember it either. I didn't pop out into the world until 9 years later. I'm a youngin'!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (pY+s4)

301 We used to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (HiDrR)

302 There better be a planeload of money headed my way, lady! You know what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Bill from Pedo Island at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (qJhUV)

303 Act all tough and say, "Gimme a half a pound of some nice 'bra - zhoot, okay Vinnie.'"
Posted by: IrishEi


I'm pretty sure they'll just give me a half- pound of bra. Which is nice considering.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (V3IFq)

304 Hey OP,

Hope you guys gave Hanoi Jane a cold winters welcome last week

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (K2T5

I think she arrived before I did last week. I sure didn't know she was coming here, or I would have gone and heckled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (bG+ug)

305 I got lucky and happened to tape a Celtics game against Portland in 1992 when they were behind by 7 with just over a minute left in the game and they ended up winning in double overtime. Bird is the best there ever was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (IDPbH)

306 Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2017 09:26 PM (/Nite)

-------

What's your time in the quarter mile?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:28 PM


Well I'm goin' to Drag City (run her through, now)
Goin' to Drag City (what'll she do now)
Goin' to Drag City (run her through, now)
Goin' to Drag City (what'll she do now)
Burn up that quarter mile

Listen to her whine, whine, whine

Posted by: Jan and Dean at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

307 I don't remember it either. I didn't pop out into the world until 9 years later. I'm a youngin'!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 10:01 PM (pY+s4)
====================

You missed Woodstock?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:03 PM (bpfzP)

308 TD

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 10:03 PM (K2T58)

309 I'm pretty sure they'll just give me a half- pound of bra. Which is nice considering.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM (V3IFq)

Then you might find you wandered into the wrong kind of butcher shop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:03 PM (92kX2)

310 TD Patriots.

Funny, I have not heard Michael Floyd's name called yet today.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)

311 Gotta say, the Texans have played tough, but even as I type the Patriots just a TD.

Still, Houston is playing tough. Fingers crossed.

Dammit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 14, 2017 10:04 PM (MgbXx)

312 The closing of the Clinton Global Initiative will be really hard on their beneficiary. Anyone know who that is?

Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2017 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)

313 Funny, I have not heard Michael Floyd's name called yet today.

Brady's interception went off his hands.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 10:05 PM (qJhUV)

314 307: Yep, Mom and Dad hated hippies. I did see the moon landing on TV. I was about 5 months old. Strangely enough I remember nothing about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2017 10:05 PM (pY+s4)

315 feel free to toss the word "scored" somewhere in my last post.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 14, 2017 10:05 PM (MgbXx)

316 Some asshole posted an ONT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 10:05 PM (V3IFq)

317 296 Hey OP,

Hope you guys gave Hanoi Jane a cold winters welcome last week
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 14, 2017 10:00 PM (K2T5


Cold? Yes.

Welcome? No.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Pd7Sl)

318 I've been away on business and my better half sent me this article from Instapundit on Friday.

http://tinyurl.com/jdd4rj8

The left is truly, truly, truly fucking nuts!
Oikophobia? Worried if your plumber voted for Trump. Seriously fucked up.

Posted by: keena at January 14, 2017 10:07 PM (RiTnx)

319 Clinton Global Initiative

Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2017 10:07 PM (lMp+G)

320 Ugh, Jim Nantz referred to the Boston Marathon Terror attack as a "tragedy." That always annoys me.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU)

321 Pug Mahon likes to toss post holes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 10:07 PM (V3IFq)

322 @320 I went off on one of my lefty friends when she said the "events" of 9/11.

Posted by: keena at January 14, 2017 10:08 PM (RiTnx)

323 I'm in a good mood.

My youngest is coming home in a couple of weeks after having served six long years in the USAF in every corner of the globe--from Japan to Europe to Kyrgyzstan to Korea--and sadly every stinkin' minute of it under the most disgraceful CinC in American history.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 10:09 PM (HiDrR)

324 We were so poor we had to snort coke thru other people's $100 bills...

Posted by: Hillarous Clinton at January 14, 2017 10:09 PM (/cksx)

325 Big pick.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 14, 2017 10:09 PM (qJhUV)

326 This is why the Paolo, when he visits homes to, how you say, 'ream out the pipes', he sends the husband to go check the gauges for half the hour.

The Hillary voters they are all so silly!

Posted by: Paolo at January 14, 2017 10:10 PM (lMp+G)

327 Ugh, Jim Nantz referred to the Boston Marathon Terror attack as a "tragedy." That always annoys me.

Posted by: logprof at January 14, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU)

The real tragedy is that they didn't immediately take the young joker and string him up on Boston Common.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2017 10:11 PM (bG+ug)

328 Anybody have a list of countries that don't have an extradition treaty with the US? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: HRH HRC at January 14, 2017 10:11 PM (hJdFN)

329 Yerch!

I am tired of this kind of violence being called a tragedy. A tragedy is when a bus-load of elderly people rolls off a cliff on their way to Blackhawk.

The Boston event was fucking terrorism. Islamist terrorism. Perpetrated by islamists. Period.

Kind of like being injured versus being wounded. There is a difference.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 14, 2017 10:11 PM (MgbXx)

330 >>The real tragedy is that they didn't immediately take the young joker and string him up on Boston Common.


Naked.
Tied to his Mother.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 10:12 PM (PPu+l)

331 Hamlet=tragedy
Boston marathon bombing=atrocity

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 14, 2017 10:13 PM (MQZOg)

332 ...and wrapped in bacon.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2017 10:13 PM (PPu+l)

333 I just solved a Cameltonian equation in my pants.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 09:45 PM


I was,told there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Anderson Coopster at January 14, 2017 10:15 PM (DMUuz)

334 I think you're confusing her with Moochelle, who is a Clydesdale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)



Hey Buddy, I'm a horse not a hog.


Posted by: Ms. Clydesdale at January 14, 2017 10:16 PM (Dgvtg)

335 BREAKING: Clinton Global Initiative Closing

Just make that pardon payment out to: "Barack Hussein Obama". Thanks so much, appreciate it.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 14, 2017 10:16 PM (kCDOM)

336 Nood.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 10:17 PM (HiDrR)

337 I'm pretty sure they'll just give me a half- pound of bra.
Which is nice considering.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2017 10:02 PM

Take a sharp boning knife and remove the underwire, otherwise you can break a tooth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2017 10:19 PM (DMUuz)

338 Will "Bull" return next season?
No, I say.

Posted by: gNewt at January 14, 2017 10:21 PM (Dgvtg)

339 338 Will "Bull" return next season?
No, I say.
Posted by: gNewt at January 14, 2017 10:21 PM (Dgvtg)


Paolo say "jes".

:::squirt:::

I left jou a nice cream pie.

Posted by: Paolo at January 14, 2017 10:26 PM (1JnAL)

340 Come to me Duncan

Posted by: The Barrell at January 14, 2017 10:27 PM (1JnAL)

341 Duncanthrax the Embarreled

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2017 10:27 PM (lMp+G)

342 okay, fun's over.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2017 10:29 PM (lMp+G)

343 NOTHING IS OVER!!

Posted by: John Rambo at January 14, 2017 10:39 PM (LTHVh)

344 The elbows, oh my.
Pats do _not_ consider bullshit. That's why they win everything.
And they will win the SB again this time around.

It's art at that point.

You're welcome.

Posted by: micky at January 15, 2017 12:48 AM (o5vMc)

345 Kinda liking all the blondes in both pics.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 15, 2017 01:27 AM (lQqij)

346 The games were both better than I'd feared they'd be. The Texans put up a valiant fight against the Patriots, who actually looked vulnerable for a change. And the Falcons! wOOt! looked good against the Seahawks, though I thought for a minute there that the three touchdowns might Not have put them beyond the margin of collapse....

Aaron has become a bit of a lib wanker, so I'm vexed with him (used to be a fan). Longtime Packers fan, but we'll see.

Interesting old book for football nuts: Jerry Kramer's "Instant Replay, the Diary of a Green Bay Packer," from the Packers' Lombardi era (1960s). Fun reading about the days when a linebacker would make, say, $47,000/year and have to run a real estate business in the off-season to make real money.

Posted by: Beverly at January 15, 2017 02:20 AM (WUbDl)

347
I would like to thank the Falcons for beating the Seahawks. Only because I hate that Obama loving, scumbag, SOB, POS Pete Carroll and that means he'd done for the year. Now he can cry over Trump being president

To TheQuietMan, be careful who you thank here. Arthur Blank of the Falcons is the biggest Democrat party/Obama supporter in all of Georgia.

Posted by: Jerzy Sobon at January 15, 2017 08:02 AM (eJMbK)

348 Why do my jockeys have camel toes and my PJ tops big boobs!!....i I didn't even place a bet on Moochelle ma Belle in Vegass...................the world of sports works in amazing ways
wot is added in WageASS stays in Vegas...and xtra few mm's wood be appreciated?

Posted by: saf at January 15, 2017 12:07 PM (+zN6H)

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