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House Passes Mattis Waiver; Also Moves First Step in Obamacare Repeal
As you probably know, a federal law of questionable constitutionality states that a nominee must be at least seven years a civilian before being appointed to a cabinet position.The House voted 268-151 on the waiver. Thirty-six Democrats voted in favor of the waiver, while one Republican, Rep. Justin Amash (Mich.), voted against it. The Senate on Thursday voted 81-17 to pass the waiver.Amash, huh? Keep your eye out for that name in the next story. The House also took the first step towards repealing Obamacare, which is a measure to block the Democrats from filibustering a repeal in the Senate:
The framework does not directly deal with repealing the Affordable Care Act. Rather, it would prevent Democrats from using a Senate filibuster to derail a future bill nixing and replacing the health law. That's critical because it takes 60 votes to end filibusters, and Republicans have only a 52-48 Senate majority. The budget, which does not need the president's signature, was considered a critical step for majority Republicans in their bid to work with the incoming Donald Trump administration in fulfilling vows to replace the health care law.According to Phil Kerpen, Amash was super-busy in the House today:
Update: Drew provided this explanation from Amash:R No votes on repeal resolution:
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) January 13, 2017
Amash, Dent, Fitzpatrick, Jones, Katko, Labrador, MacArthur, Massie, McClintock
Most massive budget in U.S. history passed 227-198. It adds more than $9 TRILLION to the debt over the next decade. https://t.co/P4nqi35X0q https://t.co/XnRC8s3FaQ
— Justin Amash (@justinamash) January 13, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2017 04:32 PM (PLO14)
It was Amash
He did the monster mash
The monster Amash
It was a vajay rash
He hid Amash
Howoooooooooooooo
Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2017 04:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: moviegique at January 13, 2017 04:34 PM (CcUfv)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 13, 2017 04:36 PM (VSXuz)
Posted by: Shenaniganist at January 13, 2017 04:36 PM (oifcv)
The Libertarian Party might have taken a bigger beating in 2016 than the Dems.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 13, 2017 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2017 04:37 PM (a9n6M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 13, 2017 04:36 PM (VSXuz)
Because the repeal isn't actually a repeal. It's a diversion of funds from Obamacare to a slush fund for purposes to be named later (i.e., whatever they come up with for replacing obamacare).
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:37 PM (8hICw)
Amash and especially Labrador are rather surprising here. Hmm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
This is more likely than not him sticking to that principle.
Posted by: Unmoving Great Library at January 13, 2017 04:38 PM (0d7v8)
On this very day he proved himself qualified for backstabbing GOP leadership.
Look out, Paul Ryan!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:38 PM (8ZskC)
No More Games, Shitbirds.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:38 PM (/fs7H)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (joFoi)
from Obamacare to a slush fund for purposes to be named later (i.e.,
whatever they come up with for replacing obamacare).
While his argument has merit, this is a case of the perfect picking fights with the good. Get rid of it, then deal with the follow-on.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Rep. Justin Amash at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (8ZskC)
He says he was voting against the budget itself.
Posted by: Tsrblke at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (dzmBR)
>> principle.
I'm wondering about the repeal bill, given that some fairly capable Rs voted No.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (TppKb)
He's normally a reliable voice for sanity. I'm guessing there's more to this.
Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (Om16U)
Te Republicans Party is showing itself now. Democrat not light, just different.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (mpXpK)
This is more likely than not him sticking to that principle.
Posted by: Unmoving Great Library at January 13, 2017 04:38 PM (0d7v
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But it's against Trump, so he must be purged.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (zdM/+)
This is more likely than not him sticking to that principle.
Posted by: Unmoving Great Library at January 13, 2017 04:38 PM (0d7v
Of late, we've had 5,000 page laws and omnibus spending bills with like one hour to read it and proscriptions against revealing the contents to the lowly voters before the vote is taken. So, in that context, I kind of understand it. IF that is the case here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
>> something. He's ramrod conservative.
McClintock as well.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
When you see Massie as a "no," it means something. He's ramrod conservative.
For a variety of reasons, I was also surprised to see Douglas MacArthur on the list.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 13, 2017 04:41 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2017 04:41 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 04:41 PM (q177U)
speaking of Michigan reps, remember that weirdo bald guy who played the guitar and then stupidly "forgot" to file reelection papers this DQing himself for the ballot?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:41 PM (/fs7H)
Eh I guess.
His matthias argument is worse as he's claiming it's an unequal application of the law and we should change or repeal the law. But the law allows for waivers so....
Posted by: Tsrblke at January 13, 2017 04:42 PM (dzmBR)
The title of the bill is "Full Repeal of the Affordable Care Act" while the contents of the bill strengthen it and prevent repeal. With lucre and other goodies for the goniffing.
That's just me being cynical.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 04:42 PM (J5mC3)
McCotter?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
Has anyone posted the recipe for Mattis' Napalm Chicken yet?
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 04:43 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (zdM/+)
Begun these purgings have.
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 04:43 PM (q177U)
Amash was one of the GOP House members targeted for defeat by John Boehner.
Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 04:43 PM (77i7V)
the guitar and then stupidly "forgot" to file reelection papers this
DQing himself for the ballot?
McCotter?
--
Yep. I was trying to think of his name but couldn't...
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
*clears throat*
RTFBYMFMF!
Gah, I'm even less remembery than usual but Amash said his no vote was due to his disapproval of the budget itself or some such. Looking up stuff is efforty and effort is bad.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
Not a repeal - it contains instructions to draft legislation to repeal Obamacare.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (8hICw)
When you see Massie as a "no," it means something. He's ramrod conservative.
For a variety of reasons, I was also surprised to see Douglas MacArthur on the list.
Bucky Dent is the one that surprised me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)
It's always the Amash or the Lutherans.
Don't be surprised that fiscal conservatives voted against this particular bill. It wasn't a balanced bill and many of them announced in advance that they wouldn't vote for a bill that wasn't balanced.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (Enq6K)
Yeah McCotter. Thad?
What a kick in the balls that was. There were many low points of the GOP between 2005-2015, and that was one of them.
Just so dumb.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (/fs7H)
16 Because the repeal isn't actually a repeal. It's a diversion of funds
from Obamacare to a slush fund for purposes to be named later (i.e.,
whatever they come up with for replacing obamacare).
While his argument has merit, this is a case of the perfect picking fights with the good. Get rid of it, then deal with the follow-on.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
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Amen!
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (lJXY3)
Everything starts at $0.00 unless a majority of both houses votes to spend the money.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (LAe3v)
OT but what the hell has happened to Ralph Peters?
Ralph Peters is a piece of shit. He endorsed hillary clinton.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (/fs7H)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (/fs7H)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)
Remember: no one manages big government better than the GOP.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (Om16U)
To be clear, this was a budget with a repeal of obamacare in it. So Amash takes a principaled stand against the whole thing.
Eh I guess.
His matthias argument is worse as he's claiming it's an unequal
application of the law and we should change or repeal the law. But the
law allows for waivers so....
Posted by: Tsrblke at January 13, 2017 04:42 PM (dzmBR)
I don't follow his Mattis argument at all - if the law allows for a waiver then you don't need to repeal and change the law for an unusual candidate..that's the idea of the waiver clause, ain't it?
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (Vddbf)
Everything starts at $0.00 unless a majority of both houses votes to spend the money.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (PqqkK)
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Can you guess why that hasn't happened yet?
I'll give you three guesses, but you should only need one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 04:44 PM (PqqkK)
The number one thing I want, other than this remote, is the full repeal of the APA.
If I can't have that, which I can't, I want the end of baseline budgeting.
I would also like the full repeal of Title IX and a pony.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (/fs7H)
Yeah, I know.....seems he's very bitter. I use to have some respect for him but boy howdy...he's lost it.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (D8g/D)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (CNHr1)
No.
They are out to get Comey and by doing that de-legitimize a President Trump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (8ZskC)
McCotter's stupidity made me realize the Republicans really didn't even care what happens to the USA.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (/fs7H)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ran Dather at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (pqPVs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Why? He hasn't demonstrated his commitment to proper fiscal policy?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2017 04:47 PM (Enq6K)
A NeverTrumper who never got over it. There is some of that going around now a days. It's a chemical reaction
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (lJXY3)
Somebody yelled at us the other day for always blaming the Amish and Lutherans for stuff and wanted us to knock it off.
You know how the Horde is responding to that.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)
And posturing.
Seriously, this is one of the oldest tricks in DC. The votes are counted and when they know there are enough to pass the bill Reps or Senators are "released" and allowed to "vote their conscience".
It's a win win. The bill passes and that particular member gets to be holier than thou. It's only been going on in Congress forever.
If Paul or Amash or any defectors had been needed to pass the bill you can bet your ass they would have lined up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (77i7V)
The reason for that is hard wired into the constitution: they didn't envision a need for a standing army, so they wanted to make sure it was going to just be a temporary thing to have military on the budget. Back then it took weeks to get to the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Rep. Justin Amash at January 13, 2017 04:39 PM (8ZskC)
...........
I understand.
Posted by: Tick on Flea dust at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (HgMAr)
Seriously, this is one of the oldest tricks in DC. The votes are counted and when they know there are enough to pass the bill Reps or Senators are "released" and allowed to "vote their conscience".
It's a win win. The bill passes and that particular member gets to be holier than thou. It's only been going on in Congress forever.
If Paul or Amash or any defectors had been needed to pass the bill you can bet your ass they would have lined up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)
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Yup. Which is why this sort of stuff never bothers me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (R+30W)
Not only are the Democrats doing a good job making a circus out of the hearings for the Trump admin picks, they're also effectively scaring the shit out of Republicans with their "save obamacare" bullshit campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (/fs7H)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (/fs7H)
Has anyone bothered to ask McCain-iac why he did not contact Trump directly when he got that dossier instead of going to the FBI?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (PqqkK)
Would you settle for this large vibrating plastic phallus in neon blue ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (QCwhW)
Not only are the Democrats doing a good job making a circus out of the hearings for the Trump admin picks, they're also effectively scaring the shit out of Republicans with their "save obamacare" bullshit campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (/fs7H)
======================
"Yeah, it really scared me."
-Jeff Sessions, rolling his way towards AG
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Kramer at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (JNDQi)
With drive-by shootings?
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
bang-bang-bang!!!
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Taken to its essence they sure seem to want war. Maybe I'm misinterpreting but that's what it seems like. Do they have that understanding.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (hJrjt)
We can't NOT replace it! The lib media will say bad things about us and 3 million people (in a country of 300 million) will lose the (make-believe) healthcare coverage they never had before now and make us look like meanies, and, and, and, because feelz!
Posted by: The McConnell-Ryan Feelz Cabal at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (joFoi)
John Lewis says he doesn't consider Trump the legitimate POTUS, so that's it.
Man, that's gotta sting almost as much as claiming that Tea Partiers yelled racial slurs at you, then being unable to produce so much as a single instance on video or audio, despite being surrounded by a veritable sea of recording devices at the time he claimed the yelling happened, even with the inducement of $100,000 to produce said video or audio.
Suck it you gibbering whore.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (LAe3v)
I blame the Amash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)
You forgot the Lutherans.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: jerr at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: jerry's nana at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Harun at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Weird Al Yankadick at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (vP09u)
Ralph Peters is a piece of shit. He endorsed hillary clinton. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:45 PM (/fs7H)
It was hard to figure how a guy who was suspended for calling Obama a pussy on air could endorse Clinton who was campaigning on continuing his policies
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
If I can't have that, which I can't, I want the end of baseline budgeting.
I would also like the full repeal of Title IX and a pony.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 13, 2017 04:46 PM (mf5HN)
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That's just nuts...except the pony part
Posted by: America Psychological Association (APA) at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (joFoi)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 04:49 PM (y3aQB)
I rate this: mostly true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
======================
"Trump is icky."
-Ralph Peters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (QCwhW)
Taken to its essence they sure seem to want war. Maybe I'm misinterpreting but that's what it seems like. Do they have that understanding.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2017 04:53 PM (hJrjt)
That is what they want and I say we give it to them..I'm giving like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:51 PM (QCwhW)
Maaaaybe.
Is there a purple one? I've got a couple of neon blue.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (mf5HN)
John Lewis says he doesn't consider Trump the legitimate POTUS, so that's it.
Man, that's gotta sting almost as much as claiming that Tea Partiers yelled racial slurs at you, then being unable to produce so much as a single instance on video or audio, despite being surrounded by a veritable sea of recording devices at the time he claimed the yelling happened, even with the inducement of $100,000 to produce said video or audio.
Suck it you gibbering whore.
Posted by: pep
___________
But, but, he's a civil rights ICON!
Posted by: MSM at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (77i7V)
It's a horrendously stupid law....why not just get rid of it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (wGgiq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:50 PM (/fs7H)
Trump and his supporters on the hill and his cabinet are not the problem. It is the GOP-e. So far, he has outmaneuvered and stomped on everyone. We shall see what happens if Ryno or McCocksickle try and pull something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)
amo, Amash, amat...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (joFoi)
I would not read to much into that Mattis said about the Capital of Israel. He is up for Sec of Def, not Sec of State. And his statement was confusing from the get go.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (CNHr1)
These assholes just can't keep their mouths shut.
http://tinyurl.com/gwfmfx3
Hey, the Left were fans of Assange and Bradley Manning back when it was data dumps that hurt George Bush. I'm sure they'd find new respect and acceptance for Assange should he do the same to Trump. And I have no doubt that Assange will try - it's who he is, it's what he does.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (NOIQH)
Vlad Putin: You ask for miracles. I give you the Democratic Party.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (WTSFk)
119 Greenpeace says Trump has a secret plan to kill all the whales.
Now we know why Trigglypuff has gone into hiding.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
No just the one that was in A league Of their Own
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (SjImc)
Alex ... of all the box people ... I'd really like to buy you a beer at a MoMee the most.
You crack me up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (nFdGS)
He just has to be able to locate Jerusalem on a map, not endorse it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (CNHr1)
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It won't end until the Democratic Party gains a critical mass of members who realize that the tactics not only don't work, but are hurting their electoral chances.
So, let's help them make sure that these tactics are hurting their electoral chances.
Let them continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (zdM/+)
Greenpeace says Trump has a secret plan to kill all the whales.
That's awful. Well, except for the narwhals and their ridiculous tusks. Those guys are a bit to full of themselves.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
Is there nothing Trump can't do?
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (O2RFr)
Pretty much anybody who does something heroic fifty years ago and then goes off to Washington for the rest of his life is going to wind up a scumbag and a half.
See McCain, John
Glenn, John
et al
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/gwfmfx3
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2017 04:52 PM (r/0kC)
Heh. It would funny as Hell if Assange hacked Chuck Lorre, and released video of him in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (bG+ug)
Greenpeace says Trump has a secret plan to kill all the whales.
That's awful. Well, except for the narwhals and their ridiculous tusks. Those guys are a bit to full of themselves.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (LAe3v)
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Trump is Ahab, but to an extreme.
Ahab wanted to kill one whale for revenge. Trump wants to kill them all!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (zdM/+)
If only I had a nickel for every time I've said that ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (QCwhW)
Then your bj's would have cost $.05 less?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (8hICw)
He just has to be able to locate Jerusalem on a map, not endorse it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
When he was in Israel he probably only visited Israeli Military HQ which is in the Middle of Tel Aviv, as is the Embassy. THAT is what I believe he was making reference to.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (/fs7H)
Now we know why Trigglypuff has gone into hiding."
Alt reality Star Trek movie.
Kirk: Apparently, the aliens require that we travel back in time and rescue a .....Triggly-puff?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (J+eG2)
Taken to its essence they sure seem to want war. Maybe I'm misinterpreting but that's what it seems like. Do they have that understanding.
---
nonsense, but if a random lunatic lone gunman gets the wrong idea, well that's just how the cookie crumbles...
--- shrieking people
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:00 PM (PqqkK)
It's about time somebody put it to those squeaking bastards!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Greenpeace says Trump has a secret plan to kill all the whales.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
Well, duh. We gotta do SOMETHING with all those nukes.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2017 05:00 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
Rosie O'Donnell and Trigglypuff hardest hit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:00 PM (bG+ug)
They take up too much space anyway...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 05:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (SjImc)
I thought you never gave up?
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:01 PM (q177U)
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yeah, i dabbed his nose with ice cream. And he just stood there and took it!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:01 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2017 05:01 PM (dnWSK)
Which may explain the objection.
One of the biggest Obama lies that we've already seem to have forgotten was that ObamaCare would reduce the deficit. It did on paper, but only by counting 6.5 years of expense against 10 years of new tax revenue, which could have been used for other purposes including reducing our existing deficit.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:02 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 05:02 PM (QCwhW)
I'm more concerned about a Brazilian Golden Lancehead Viper making it's way here. Flesh melting venom.
I hate fucking snakes.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (CNHr1)
Also, that pic of John Lewis makes me want to punch something.
There are still liberals who believe tea partiers spat on his sorry ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
In 2008, Lefties heard Obama speak and thought: he gets me and supports all of my pet causes!
In 2016, Lefties heard Trump speak and thought: he's out to get me and destroy all of my pet causes!
Silly how they really believe Trump is focused like a laser on doing trivial things like that
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
If only I had a nickel for every time I've said that ...
---
If only I had a penny for every time I've done that ...
--- John Lewis
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (PqqkK)
Which may explain the objection.
One of the biggest Obama lies that we've already seem to have forgotten was that ObamaCare would reduce the deficit. It did on paper, but only by counting 6.5 years of expense against 10 years of new tax revenue, which could have been used for other purposes including reducing our existing deficit.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:02 PM (SIY7D)
The deficit is from other things. In addition to rescinding the taxes, you can zero out the o-care provision in the budget. This would actually be a net "surplus" because O-care isn't solvent.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (QCwhW)
77
John Lewis says he doesn't consider Trump the legitimate POTUS, so that's it. Inauguration cancelled!
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 04:48 PM
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Someone needs to tell Lewis to cut back on the Live-Hornet Facial Scrub. He can barely see.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (bKxiT)
I have sympathy for them to some degree. Who here if Hillary had won would not have been calling for the same thing? Granted, there's a lot better case for her winning by fraud than Trump but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Hopefully it involves nukes.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Rosacea O'Donnel at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (WTSFk)
lets have REAL filibusters.
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (fJQAI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rosacea O'Donnel at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (bc2Lc)
If he unties it, do you deflate?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Monkee at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (NOIQH)
John D. Rockefeller, who had his early success with kerosene for lamps, which greatly reduced demand for whale oil.
Which individual did the most to reduce global emissions?
George Phydias Mitchell (May 21, 1919 -- July 26, 2013), the father of fracking.
Capitalism can be a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (2eOht)
nominees, surprising me at least. another feature many of them share is
intelligence. but what is also becoming apparent is many of them are
tough. really tough.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (LAe3v)
Lets see what happens.
Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (J+eG2)
And therein lies the problem...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (bG+ug)
lets have REAL filibusters.
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (fJQAI)
I'm DoublySymmetric and I approve of this idea.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (bKxiT)
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Yup. The inauguration is going to be a shit show. All of their "leaders" have explicitly told them Trump is illegitimate so there is no action that isn't justified.
Their "protests" will have a body count. That's my prediction.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (xeeHA)
to get interesting. The Left has lost their shit for real and the
fringes of it think they have the green light.
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (bKxiT)
Same here. I only pray Trump, Pence, and their families stay safe.
Can you imagine if something happened to Trump how the progs would cheer? Sick f*cks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (PY9jH)
The Democrats and the Media (but I repeat myself) are priming the pump for all the lunatics to go full retard. I predict the biggest mass riots in US history.
Hardest hit = Walmart
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (q177U)
--- shrieking people
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:00 PM (PqqkK)
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Here's the thing, though. If Trump gets assassinated (God willing it won't happen), would we see a repeat of 1964? Trump's VP is the nominee. No one admits that they voted against him. Pence wins in a landslide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:07 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Ace with the tween suicide, now WeaseZippers has a link to a dude eating his wife's placenta???
Friday the 13th?
Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (zc45R)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (WTSFk)
Just think bureau, as in a desk filled with cubbyholes, and add cracy at the end.
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)
I'm waiting for that sniveling schmuck president of the Philippines call Trump's mom a "son of a whore."
I'm betting he won't.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (8ZskC)
Sock fail?
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)
No, musical chimp accidentally posted his comment twice.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (8hICw)
are priming the pump for all the lunatics to go full retard. I predict
the biggest mass riots in US history.
Hardest hit = Walmart
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:06 PM (q177U)
Hey, what about us?
Posted by: liquor stores, CVS pharmacies at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
Wouldn't have called for it. Would have been preparing for it.
The left is delusional in what they think Trump will do. We already knew Hillary would go after guns. She said so.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (Vddbf)
Some of the skits never made it on the air. One that didn't was about Placenta Helper. It is exactly what you think it would be. I assume it was too gross to go over the air back then, I mean what kind of whack job would cock a placenta?
This guy.
http://tinyurl.com/h2f3bz5
Sick people out there.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2017 04:43 PM (77i7V)
And then had one of the best victory speeches ever.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2017 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
1) Pre-existing conditions
2) When do you kick kids off or charge a premium
3) Rules and Regs
4) There is no longer a Free market -Fredocare destroyed it
5) Money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (SjImc)
NO
Why do you hate children?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (vP09u)
Toughness and responsibilities that required results, as opposed to the bureaucrats and activists Obama preferred.
Posted by: The Monkee at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
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Can we have two?
Posted by: Starfleet at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (PqqkK)
>> tough. really tough.
We will see how they hold up in office, but one thing's for sure, we're not going to have four (or eight) years of faculty-lounge government, and that's an amazing thing.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (TppKb)
NO
Why do you hate children?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2017 05:10 PM (dnWSK)
Someone's been paying attention in "How to Frame the Narrative" class.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)
Hate to break it to ya, but a fair amount of people do that as a matter of course.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (kqtMD)
Are the GOP trying to pull a fast one on us?
Are they mucking up the process now so they can tell us in two weeks Oops, the Democrats used a parliamentary trick on us we didn't see coming!?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/fs7H)
I'm hoping in a cardboard box under a bridge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)
CNN or MSNBC is a good bet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)
This guy.
http://tinyurl.com/h2f3bz5
Sick people out there.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
I used to manage a placentarium.
Posted by: Kneehole, the Gassy Tyson at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (1BQGO)
Are the GOP trying to pull a fast one on us?
Are they mucking up the process now so they can tell us in two weeks Oops, the Democrats used a parliamentary trick on us we didn't see coming!?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/fs7H)
"We're not called the stupid party for nuthin'!"
~ Ryan and McConnell
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (kqtMD)
main course or appetizer?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)
Well, I guess they haven't heard about his plans for the polar bears ---- Dang! That was supposed to be a secret....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
ZOMG! Aetna & BCBS are closing their doors forever!!!!!!11!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (Vddbf)
people have commented on the conservative politics of trump's cabinet
nominees, surprising me at least. another feature many of them share is
intelligence. but what is also becoming apparent is many of them are
tough. really tough.
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If it was ten years ago, I'd be saying that to a stadium of 50,000.
Right now, I'm just gonna tell my cat.
Posted by: Dane Cook at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (pMGkg)
Let's have a survey.
What's the probability that obamacare will be repealed by March 1st (signed by President Trump)?
My guess: 25%.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (/fs7H)
Trump's is a bunch of results-oriented hard-asses.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
I would seem that it might be a difficult endeavor to f them unless you are a snake yourself. I think you should give up trying! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (tOcW/)
In 2016, Lefties heard Trump speak and thought: he's out to get me and destroy all of my pet causes!
Silly how they really believe Trump is focused like a laser on doing trivial things like that
---
In the past X years, an american president has only impacted my life twice:
1. GWB getting rid of incandescent bulbs. Eff him.
2. Obamacare. Effed me BIGLY and HUGELY
The rest of the time, a "president" doesn't really do anything in terms of my personal life.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: whaleshark at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)
If by people you mean Buffalo, horses, Zebra's, etc. ....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (Vddbf)
We'll see. I think America is kind of rioted out after last year, and it really hurt the Dems to have their full idiocy on display. Plus, look at that county-by-county map again. Hillary has super deep support in some areas, but the vast majority of the USA was Trump. I don't think they can muster enough people to get major riots going, not yet.
I think in part that's what all this stupid hysteria is about, trying to build a culture where they can actually get riots going. But that stupid fake leak and the press conference? That took all the wind out of their sales.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Sock fail?
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)
++++
Maybe should have used the Potato sock for that one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (R+30W)
If Trump was smart, he'd go to twitter right now and tweet: The Swamp here in Washington still needs draining. Sad.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (/fs7H)
Oh, and: Hilary Clinton will never be the legitimate President of the U.S. heh heh heh
Posted by: Scott formerly from Virginia at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (YtcHl)
Hate to break it to ya, but a fair amount of people do that as a matter of course.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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I've heard about it before, but....
(I'm speechless)
Apparently this dude did so in 2006.
Isn't cannibalism illegal?
Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (zc45R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Darrell "Dash" Crofts at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (PqqkK)
Call these people The Swamp every time they pull shit like this. They hate it!
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (/fs7H)
He's obviously dumb as a brick, but it's political suicide to go after him. Even more so than Obama. It's BS, but c'est la vie.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: whaleshark at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (PqqkK)
And I'm a cold-blooded killer. These aren't the whales you were looking for.
Posted by: Orca at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (bG+ug)
Because according to many experts, you need someone to hold its head. Makes it easier, I'm told.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: whaleshark at January 13, 2017 05:13 PM (PqqkK)
Shush. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: The Federal Cetacean Elimination Administration at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (8ZskC)
We're tired of being pushed, and they're not even close to done pushing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (QCwhW)
Not in this part of the world. Here, its freaking bizarre and sick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:07 PM (zdM/+)
IF that were to happen, it would make the Saint Valentines Day Massacre look like a pantry raid in collage.
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
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I think they'll do what they do best - destroy their own neighborhoods. I really think they'll go too far this time.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (xeeHA)
Conclusion: Amash is not a RINO traitor so much as a total juggins.
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Scott formerly from Virginia at January 13, 2017
She couldn't even be elected as the President of the Homeowners Association...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (joFoi)
I would not read to much into that Mattis said about the Capital of Israel. He is up for Sec of Def, not Sec of State. And his statement was confusing from the get go.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (SjImc)
Tel Aviv IS considered the capital of Israel.
For now.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
In the past X years, an american president has only impacted my life twice:
1. GWB getting rid of incandescent bulbs. Eff him.
2. Obamacare. Effed me BIGLY and HUGELY
And that was entirely the point of Obamacare, so that Dems could use it as a way to convince people they needed X candidate because the GOP opponent wants to take away this or that healthcare.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (NOIQH)
Tom Cruise, famously. Or, perhaps infamously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Darrell at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 13, 2017 04:57 PM (CNHr1)
The War is ON.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (ntf3J)
Isn't cannibalism illegal?
Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (zc45R)
Is his last name Donner?
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (X4ZNp)
If by people you mean Buffalo, horses, Zebra's, etc. ....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2017 05:14 PM (Vddbf)
Amongst animals, it's the female that eats the placenta after giving birth, to recover some of the micronutrients consumed during the pregnancy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Let's just say if Peter Jackson need to re-shoot some of the orc army scenes, he's in luck.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: The snakes at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)
How about a garbage bag?
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (q177U)
For now.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
Well yes and no. It is actually not all that straight forward. Congress did pass a Bill saying Jerusalem is the Capital of Israel and Ordered the President to move the Embassy there. HOWEVER it gave him an out about moving the Embassy by letting him waive that every 6 months with a stroke of his pen. And every President Republican and Democratic has done that. But "Technically" Jerusalem- at least West Jerusalem- is the Capitol of Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)
I made a panty raid collage in arts & crafts.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (X4ZNp)
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For some reason I refuse to look up, that is actually governed by international treaty. No hunting of migratory birds, bro. It's against the law.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (6Ll1u)
In 7 days they are gonna be pushing on a rope.
The don't have the House, the Senate, the Presidency, they control only 4 states including my dinky one, and they are about to lose the Supreme Court for generations.
They are taking their best shots now because they will largely be irrelevant in a week.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (WO0/g)
Posted by: The Monkey at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM (JNDQi)
But that's what's so great about living in Texas....we walk down the street, they threaten us, we shoot them. End of conversation.
*I know that's a bit simplified folks, work with me here*
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2017 05:15 PM (tOcW/)
_____
Well, they dont cook it themselves, but do you really still believe that what McDonalds serves is beef?
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (VSXuz)
For John Lewis and those of his ilk, it is always 1965.
He has nothing else to hang his hat on. Never mind that the inner cities run by him and his party have rampant single parent "families" , gangs, drugs and despair and hopelessness all centered around the EBT and welfare system.
52 year's John. 52 years of steady decline, decimation and decay.
Most of the people affected by him and his party wouldn't know 1965 if it fell on top of them.
But it will always be 1965 for John Lewis. Too bad we can't segregate him from the rest of his community.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (5VlCp)
I hope Trump coms up with a plan to get rid of most of the Canada Goose
population. All they do is shit all over the place. Stay in Canada or
die, Geese!
Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2017 05:18 PM (X4ZNp)
They're nothing more than flying cows. Graze, poop, fly. Graze, poop, fly. It's what they do! It's all they do! And they won't stop ever!
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (9iR5/)
More likely a failing pile of garbage like Buzzfeed or CBS, where his brother runs things.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: That Guy From "Snakes On A Plane" at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (zc45R)
By the USA, not by Israel. A lot of stuff is there just because its safer than Jerusalem.
And God save us from a Trump assassination. There are an awful lot of incredibly angry people with itchy trigger fingers that would go absolutely berserk if that happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)
If only I had a nickel for every time I've said that ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 04:55 PM (QCwhW)
I'd still be broke.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Reminds me of one of zombies pictorials of a march for life that was confronted by pro-abortion protesters. Or the Texas capitol protests, pro-life vs. pro-abortion (who literally chanted for Satan).
In both cases the pro-life people look happy, normal, attractive, while the pro-abortion people look angry, dirty, and intentionally ugly (tats, colored hair, etc.).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (xeeHA)
You can hunt Canada Geese. There's a season and everything. But they are covered by a treaty that limits how much hunting can be done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:21 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)
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True that. It would be bad.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:21 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: HR Trigglypuff at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2017 05:17 PM (ntf3J)
++++
I suppose you could call MLK "race baiting", given his politics. However, in the light of how Black people were commonly treated at the time, I find it hard to fault him for a little race-baiting.
How do you come up with "traitor"? Traitor to whom; his country? If so, in what way?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: That Guy From "Snakes On A Plane"
Hey, I swallowed....
Posted by: The Snake at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: avi at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (RvXb3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (39g3+)
Never liked John Lewis and was sick long ago of hearing about his stellar bravery in the civil rights era and using it as an invincible shield..
Do you think its dawn on this champion of the civil rights era that he is echoing the calls of southern democrats after the 1860 election
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:21 PM (bG+ug)
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In Wisconsin hunting of Canada Geese is very limited. With the number we have coming through, they should be covered under varmint laws.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (xeeHA)
But it will always be 1965 for John Lewis. Too bad we can't segregate him from the rest of his community.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (5VlCp)
He segregates himself by living in DC, far away from the squalor and misery he has helped to inflict on his own people.
He stinks on ice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: avi at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (RvXb3)
How could Trump fire anybody? He's not President yet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (bG+ug)
Meh. I vote for a little wrecking ball. Correction, a LOT of wrecking ball.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (WTSFk)
172 people have commented on the conservative politics of trump's cabinet nominees, surprising me at least. another feature many of them share is intelligence. but what is also becoming apparent is many of them are tough. really tough.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 13, 2017 05:05 PM (WTSFk)
I'm not sure what you mean. Can you say it one more time?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Health insurance does not equal health care!
Hacking one server does not equal hacking the election!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!
I need a drink.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The D.C. Torch and Pitchfork Contingent at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (8ZskC)
In 7 days they are gonna be pushing on a rope.
The don't have the House, the Senate, the Presidency, they control only 4 states including my dinky one, and they are about to lose the Supreme Court for generations.
They are taking their best shots now because they will largely be irrelevant in a week.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf)
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Impotent rage.
Let's help them keep it impotent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:24 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Moron Pundit
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Quite easy for a locality to get a waiver. Just call them a nuisance.
Heck - my local airport authority legally killed a breeding pair of Bald Eagles not too long ago.
You? Try even possessing a stray feather you found in the woods...
Posted by: Chi at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (zc45R)
Posted by: avi at January 13, 2017 05:22 PM (RvXb3)
Unless he works for Trump company Trump can't fire any in the Government. After the 20th he has the big green light.
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2017 05:04 PM (J+eG2)
Doesn't that apply to most women?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
By the USA, not by Israel. A lot of stuff is there just because its safer than Jerusalem.
And God save us from a Trump assassination. There are an awful lot of incredibly angry people with itchy trigger fingers that would go absolutely berserk if that happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)
The Jerusalem Embassy Act of 199 is a public law of the United States passed by the 104th Congress on October 23, 1995. It was passed for the purposes of initiating and funding the relocation of the Embassy of the United States in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, no later than May 31, 1999, and attempted to withhold 50 percent of the funds appropriated to the State Department specifically for Acquisition and Maintenance of Buildings Abroad as allocated in fiscal year 1999 until the United States Embassy in Jerusalem had officially opened Th.e act also called for Jerusalem to remain an undivided city and for it to be recognized as the capital of the State of Israel. Israels declared capital is Jerusalem, but this is not internationally recognized, pending final status talks in the Israeli Palestinian conflict. The United States has withheld recognition of the city as Israels capital. The proposed law was adopted by the Senate (93 5), and the House (374 37).
Since passage, the law has never been implemented, because of opposition from Presidents Clinton, Bush, and Obama, who view it as a Congressional infringement on the executive branchs constitutional authority over foreign policy; they have consistently claimed the presidential waiver on national security interests.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (SjImc)
And that was entirely the point of Obamacare, so that Dems could use
it as a way to convince people they needed X candidate because the GOP
opponent wants to take away this or that healthcare.
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LOL.
My coverage went WAY UP, my deductable skyrocketed and I have fewer services. Democrats effed things up. Not going to trust another one to fix it. Especially Mrs. Drunky Inevitable McBitchface.
In my perfect world, Blue Cross would get into the wayback machine, and give me back my old, cost effective policy with a (get ready folks, you won't believe this) $250 deductible. Which was almost $200 lower than what I'm paying now on a silver policy.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: The D.C. Torch and Pitchfork
Yes Obama was bragging in one of His interviews how his administration was completely scandal free...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (O2RFr)
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would it be a reasonable idea to come up with a list of conditions that are Rare, Expensive, Unavoidable and just have the government cover the treatment for them?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (bG+ug)
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Too soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (yx0Ld)
Dude ... don't talk to Jack. Man's a snake-fucker, for crying out loud.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (QCwhW)
Never liked John Lewis and was sick long ago of hearing about his stellar bravery in the civil rights era and using it as an invincible shield..
_______________________
Do you know who was also instrumental in the civil rights movement?
Millions of white people.
Your welcome.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (4AVeu)
My coverage went WAY UP, my deductable skyrocketed and I have fewer services. Democrats effed things up. Not going to trust another one to fix it. Especially Mrs. Drunky Inevitable McBitchface.
In my perfect world, Blue Cross would get into the wayback machine, and give me back my old, cost effective policy with a (get ready folks, you won't believe this) $250 deductible. Which was almost $200 lower than what I'm paying now on a silver policy.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 13, 2017 05:25 PM (J5mC3)
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"Don't worry. We found one person who benefited from the law, so your concerns are invalid."
-NBC News
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (zdM/+)
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no matter how much i rub them, they never get erect. What am i doing wrong?
Posted by: Sandra FLuke at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (PqqkK)
I think so..Or expand Medicare/Medicaid. Just the trillions saved by not having the Fredocare infrastructure would have saved many
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (SjImc)
50+ years later, it's less than a footnote and more than eclipsed by the crap both have foisted on the American people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2017 05:28 PM (R+30W)
With which I agree, but the embassy really ought to be in Jerusalem, and I believe Trump when he says that's where it will be. It not only tends to reinforce our commitment to Israel and support of their very existence, but it also legitimizes Israel's hold in Jerusalem which the UN is clearly trying to destroy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nagaina, Cobra queen and Nag's nag at January 13, 2017 05:28 PM (prEBe)
Hate to break it to ya, but a fair amount of people do that as a matter of course.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (kqtMD)
Please tell me you're joking.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
EXCLUSIVE: Oppo Researcher Behind Trump Dossier Is Linked To Pro-Kremlin Lobbying Effort
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (y3aQB)
Millions of white people.
Your welcome.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2017 05:27 PM (4AVeu)
And specifically the GOP. At least the GOP of old.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (S/nuS)
Millions of white people.
Let's put it this way. Without white people those civil rights changes would never have happened. Blacks would never be free, or part of society. MLK understood that. Malcom X, Jesse Jackson, etc don't seem to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (yx0Ld)
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I'd take that bet. It's nothing but goose shit on everything for months around here. Let me rephrase that... goose shit on everything PAVED. It's like they refuse to shit anywhere that wouldn't be obnoxious.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2017 05:23 PM (bG+ug)
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Too soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:26 PM (zdM/+)
I assume you all know the story of the duck necklace?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)
But free birth control. And hey, wasn't that the rallying cry for Hillary 2016: Trump's gonna steal our birth control!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (kqtMD)
main course or appetizer?
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[whispers] We've replaced Tony's regular Saturday night Lasagna with Placenta. Let's see if he can tell the difference...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (PqqkK)
And specifically the GOP. At least the GOP of old.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)
====================
"But Barry Goldwater didn't support it because of federalism, which we all know is code for racism. So, that means that all Republicans are racist."
-The New York Times, paper of record
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (zdM/+)
Hate to break it to ya, but a fair amount of people do that as a matter of course.
_________________________
Well, duh!
Posted by: John Podesta and the Spirit Cooking Club of DC at January 13, 2017 05:30 PM (4AVeu)
In NYC, we refer to geese as pigeons, or winged rats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)
Well, I guess they haven't heard about his plans for the polar bears ---- Dang! That was supposed to be a secret....
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nor his plan for reenpeace-Gay
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2017 05:31 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (xeeHA)
#RunThemDown
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2017 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 13, 2017 05:32 PM (EZVcm)
Nasty, loud, annoying, belligerent assholes. They don't like humans, they don't like other birds and animals and they usually don't even like each other.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 13, 2017 05:33 PM (ul9CR)
1. GWB getting rid of incandescent bulbs. Eff him.
2. Obamacare. Effed me BIGLY and HUGELY
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2017 05:16 PM (NOIQH)
I have a lifetime supply of regular light bulbs in case anybody needs any.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 13, 2017 05:33 PM (y3aQB)
__________________________
Don't look at me.
That duck was engaged in erotic auto-asphyxiation.
Its last words were "AFLAC!"
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 13, 2017 05:34 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:19 PM (SjImc)
Ok thanks for the update.
However, the above is unacceptable. The whole fucking city of Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. Period.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:35 PM (Jcg9Q)
No. I have heard some Flynn stories, including that he would whip out his cock at parties to play the piano with it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:35 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: gewa76 at January 13, 2017 05:35 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2017 05:37 PM (SIY7D)
____________________________
Oh, my!
B-Natural!
F-Sharp!
Posted by: George Takei at January 13, 2017 05:37 PM (4AVeu)
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millions and millions served
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 13, 2017 05:38 PM (PqqkK)
Geese crap everywhere. We had some for a while, and they are pretty much a crap machine, all day, all the time. Its wonderful for the grass, not so much for bare feet. That's why the phrase "go through them like crap through a goose" makes sense: its a pretty continuous thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 13, 2017 05:35 PM (Jcg9Q)
This is, and has always been, correct.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2017 05:38 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: George Takei at January 13, 2017 05:39 PM (4AVeu)
not if you count McCain.
Or Miss Lindsey ...
Or ...
Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at January 13, 2017 05:40 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 13, 2017 05:40 PM (UMsUP)
I went to a meeting at hotel with a golf course a few years. The hotel was down on Cape Cod and it was the fall so migration season.
We had to give up the golf game. The whole course was literally covered in goose shit. Disgusting green goose turds. blech
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2017 05:41 PM (/tuJf)
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They love Wawa as much as we do
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 13, 2017 05:42 PM (PqqkK)
that's because Trump is gonna sign an E.O. putting DC on whale oil lamps for his term.
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 13, 2017 05:42 PM (CL76w)
This meshes well with my "Trump should dress like a 19th century tycoon for the Inauguration" theme.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 13, 2017 05:34 PM (4AVeu)
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AFLAC was the goose's safeword.
*Was*.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 13, 2017 05:43 PM (prEBe)
His superpower is amazing self control while dealing with idiots.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 13, 2017 05:43 PM (FtrY1)
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Try a $6500 deductible here, then it covers 50%. Unfortunately, I hit that and then some last year and will again this year....take my advice....don't have a heart attack 2 weeks before your plan year is up......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 13, 2017 05:51 PM (JNDQi)
Hence, they 9 guys fuggin a football.
Posted by: Drider at January 13, 2017 05:55 PM (6Xbsz)
My BC/BS policy went from$1500 deductible w/ rx coverage and a "Free annual check up" to $6000 deductible, no rx coverage, no covered check up. $235/month to $640/month. Thanks Obama!
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 13, 2017 06:00 PM (CL76w)
Haven't read all the comments, but he was stripped of his committee positions by Boner because he was 'an asshole'.
He has his principles and sticks to them, even if it flies in the face of some of this procedural maneuvering.
I believe he explains every vote on FB or Twitter.
Posted by: poor guy now pissed off at January 13, 2017 06:03 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2017 06:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 13, 2017 06:07 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: American Mallard Duck at January 13, 2017 06:16 PM (1/I/y)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 13, 2017 04:59 PM
~~~~~
Speaking of...
Whatever happened to Col. David Hunt? Haven't seen him on Fox for a while.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2017 06:25 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Ken at January 13, 2017 06:33 PM (t/fnS)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 13, 2017 06:37 PM (Sda6L)
Well, I guess they haven't heard about his plans for the polar bears ---- Dang! That was supposed to be a secret....
The one where polar bears are ruthlessly slaughtered, their corpses inflated and tied together as a long string and them used as barriers to contain oil spills? That secret plan?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 13, 2017 06:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 13, 2017 06:44 PM (UMsUP)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2017 05:11 PM (kqtMD)
main course or appetizer?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)
With fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2017 07:39 PM (brIR5)
And now we're supposed to be mad at the budget hawk for not playing that bullshit game?
Posted by: Sayyid at January 13, 2017 08:59 PM (iTdhx)
I have some family that rely on the Obamacare insurance policies. Right now they are very concerned that it's going to be taken away and they don't know what it will be replaced with.
So while we're anxious to undo Obama's b******* we should realize how vulnerable it makes people feel and make sure that we're talking about the new structure before we start talking about the repeal
Posted by: Shiggz at January 14, 2017 05:22 AM (G7wcY)
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