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Trump's Inauguaration to Feature Special Performance By... Mr. Paul Anka
The guys get Trump shirts.
WTG!!!!!!!!!!! PAUL ANKA SET TO PERFORM 'MY WAY' AT TRUMP INAUGURATION https://t.co/vcYpJcD333 pic.twitter.com/i1Wmty7jde
— slone (@slone) January 12, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (H1t5z)
Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (H1t5z)
Unless we ruin it with a good argument 0.o like crossbows and longbows
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (OzJeO)
Should round out the Paul Anka Integrity Kick nicely.
Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (H1t5z)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: name at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (En9Fa)
Posted by: Winston at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (r59Kk)
Posted by: The Political Hat
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Certainly got the paddles good and brought back life.
This is going to be great.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (iGuUj)
Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (O9Hq5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (hecJ2)
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Ls8+s)
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (hecJ2)
Posted by: Admiral Painter at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Ran Dather at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (h8+bL)
Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (J1ZXn)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l)
I know, right?
I think we might actually be living in some kind of Matrix.
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (Hb4Sz)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (hecJ2)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (94JW4)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
The Messenger Bag gives it away.
Posted by: The Gay Blade at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (Hb4Sz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (WdSL5)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (3sOO0)
The science is settled. Into neat little hammer-sliced...err...slices.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
I don't see anyone bullying Paul Anka.
And living to tell about it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (72spU)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (bpfzP)
speaking of t-shirts,
Ace Merch?
An AoS logo t-shirt with #ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump on it would be, in my high opinion, bigly.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: KHAN's Other Wife at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (D/JSB)
Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
Being my President
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love us
Making us Great Again
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinking of us
I can see it, hair is glowin
I can see it in your eyes, it's yuge you know it
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hvf9s)
I'd hope for Mad Dog but I doubt he spends much time reading blogs, even smart military ones.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (bpfzP)
Did the Cubs win the 2016 World Series?
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2)
Paul Anka will ride the zebra into the sunset.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Qpjvu)
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Paul Anka should enter riding a zebra, followed by Trump riding an elephant.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Deplorable Integrity Kick at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8ZskC)
I was a laugh riot too. Too bad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8xnXI)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2)
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Why yes! Yes they did, now that you mention it. I guess Anka is a go, then.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2)
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Oh hell yeah they did. Bigly. Then they threw the largest gathering in US history.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (xeeHA)
Unless we ruin it with a good argument 0.o like crossbows and longbows
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM
That particular argument was resolved today with the announcement of an automatic crossbow. Diane Feinstein and Charles "when the Schumer hits the fan" Schumer have not commented yet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (oiW2a)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz)
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (qpKia)
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Oh this is going to be good. Very very good.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Cicero
I'll be banging Miss Perry during my multiple encores.
Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
The one with The Barrel on the back should be exceptionally so.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (0mRoj)
Anka doing Wonderwall. "I think maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me." Lib heads explode.
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Foster Brooks at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
We need to start gold plating the Barrel then, so Trump feels more at home. Probably make it easier to clean too!
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (bpfzP)
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My dream scenario is, right as he finishes his song, he just whispers, "The guys get shirts" before he takes a bow.
Then we'd know for sure.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz)
Well something will be yuge.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (+v40j)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Trump team is a fan or moron here? Seriously. Paul Anka? You can't
tell me that's coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
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I know. It's too perfect.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf)
Not enough material in the world for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (DpOmP)
From just tapping on it?
I have to grab it by the neck and bend it all around.
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) -
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A lot of us would suddenly be qualified to captain a pirate ship.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Jeb! at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (/4bOy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM
More so than the AoSHQ chaps, or even the rumored AoSHQ yoga chaps?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (oiW2a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
The one with The Barrel on the back should be exceptionally so.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (xeeHA)
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I'd fall over in a dead faint if that happened.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu)
Thank the lord for that! We don;t need dancing sharks, mechanical tiger rides, or cupcake bras shooting whipped cream at the inauguration.
Katy Perry is one of the celebrities Hillary used in her campaign - and it backfired.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (PY9jH)
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be.
or an embroided monkey riding a deer?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (sBOL1)
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I think Paul Anka IS the moron parade. All that good china - wasted.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rickb223
Or a monkey riding a deer
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (OhOyF)
Christopher Steele named as ex-MI6 agent behind 'fake' Trump sex dossier
He was a president of the Cambridge Union and 'confirmed socialist' as student
Father-of-three was monitored by KGB in 1990s and his late wife also targeted
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (y3aQB)
I may be able to get that done locally. I'll have to see if there's a barrel pattern available.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (bpfzP)
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No kidding. We're down to paper plates here chez bluebell.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (qpKia)
Nice. A little flaming skull right above the barrel? It could even be a vector image screenprinted on to look like it's an embroidered logo.
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie)
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Give him a break, he managed that amidst the manliest weeping possible.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (iT57s)
We really need to get over believing it's important OR VALIDATING that famous celerys perform for any politician.
It's very un-American, actually.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (OhOyF)
In all likelihood, the cast of Hamilton.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
Numerous websites are carrying it.
radaronline dot com
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l)
I know, right?
I think we might actually be living in some kind of Matrix.
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (QCc6B)
I'm starting to wonder, too. Mattis as SedDef, now this? It's like Busemas all year long!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (sh70B)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie)
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Give him a break...
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He's been up since 11!
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (OhOyF)
♫Put..... my head.... on your sho-o-o-oulder.... ♫
Posted by: The Schadenboner at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (8XRCm)
I may be able to get that done locally. I'll have to see if there's a barrel pattern available.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (4WhSY)
Stay away from the barcode pattern. It was tried once and was a hideous failure
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (493sH)
Cripes! The KGB is probably monitoring me. My wife is always running late.
Your hair looks fine! We're only going to the hardware store.
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (iT57s)
Ha, yep. Luxurious even!
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (hvf9s)
So? No moron parade?
Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx)
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Maybe we can do one of the Inaugural Balls.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (bpfzP)
EVILINC! #35, thanks for that.
From a Bloomberg story on the topic (FBI being investigated for pre-election decisions), the following plutonium of distortion:
"In the process, Comey managed to offend both sides in a highly polarized presidential campaign"
WTFF?
What isa "highly polarized presidential campaign"? Oh - you mean, unlike the happy, collegial and easy-going presidential campaigns?
And of course it's not about "offending" different "sides" - it's about misconduct.
If Comey is not booted AND every serial felon in Hillary's gang including her are not prosecuted, the ratchet has been turned like never before, and those responsible will have seriously damaged the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QDnY+)
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be.
or an embroided monkey riding a deer?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Z1+W
That one brings back bad memories of the Ravage called upon me by AtC. I mean gees, just because I mocked Pluto as a planet...she's harsh....uh...but i say that with all respect and love...lotsa love.
*peeks warily out peehole*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs)
Trump should get Winona Ryder to do her ping pong ball trick.
or Molly Ringwald to do her tie a knot in a cherry stem trick.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (xeeHA)
Will we really be getting shirts for this??
I'm in!!!
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (CzSs6)
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (QCc6B)
I'd prefer Adam West
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH)
Her only regret about the law? That other Democrats didn't step up to the plate to defend it -- leading to what she called a sea of misinformation about her signature legislative achievement.
"If I had to fault myself, I would say I should not have trusted that other people were going to be the message piece while we were doing policy. We were in the foxhole; we were in the trenches fighting the fight," she said.
Now she's gearing up to fix those mistakes, mobilizing House Democrats in a long-shot fight to save Obamacare.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (bpfzP)
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Great idea. It would be a shame to let all those kazoo and tuba players go to waste.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+v40j)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg
Posted by: Deplorable Integrity Kick at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (sBOL1)
radaronline dot com
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (qpKia)
Thanks, I really just wanted to use a Mr. Paul Anka quote from when he guest-hosted the blog that weekend......
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (jjaLl)
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How about a Monkey on the back?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu)
Pudding cup lids.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (TiiKX)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (O2RFr)
*squirt*
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (OhOyF)
Ya killed me with this...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: Jim Morrison at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) -
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A lot of us would suddenly be qualified to captain a pirate ship.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (xeeHA)
I could be the mast if that were the case.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (0mRoj)
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes...
Misconduct allegations...
Comey letter review...
Ties to Hillary examined...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (Qpjvu)
If you don't know who she is and you didn't watch Gillmore Girls then you don't know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: scooter (not libby) at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (WKeEA)
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Leelee Sobieski also does it in Joy Ride.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu)
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The gals get ME.
Posted by: MR Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (PqqkK)
Discussing this subject at work. Michael Jordan now is just some guy the cool shoes are named after.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Z1+Wk)
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I liked the put on lipstick with her boobs trick better.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT)
.............
The Village People?
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (sBOL1)
Well Oh Dear to you too my dear!
You good?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (5TjAs)
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mark Mothersbaugh at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (DpOmP)
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes...
Misconduct allegations...
Comey letter review...
Ties to Hillary examined...
Shadenboner just went to diamond cutting status.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (QCc6B)
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Now THAT was a moron parade.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (xeeHA)
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But he's been doing some very cool covers of Nirvana, Soundgarden, Van Halen, The Cure and Oasis songs for a while. Swank!
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: ajmojo at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (1H9ox)
I liked the put on lipstick with her boobs trick better.
oh right, that's what she did.
As Lauren points out, I got the Leelee Sobieski (the younger version of helen hunt) trick mixed with up with the Molly Ringworm trick.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie)
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Give him a break, he managed that amidst the manliest weeping possible.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (PqqkK)
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Weeping? I think not. The fapping has gotten so loud that the little old lady in the apartment next door has probably long since complained to the super about Ace jackhammering the floor without a renovation permit.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Nancy Sinatra at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (DpOmP)
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power
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Wasn't that the same day that "Civil Rights Icon John Lewis" lied about being spit on and called the n-word?
Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (5TjAs)
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I'm just fine! I was "oh dear"-ing your last line at 3:29. I don't think it came out the way you meant it to, exactly.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (kwkV/)
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes...
Misconduct allegations...
Comey letter review...
Ties to Hillary examined...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
Oh yes, let's really drain the swamp
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)
Posted by: KT at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (DpOmP)
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Trivia Check.
Both Paul Anka and Nirvana put out songs titles "Smells like Teen Spirit".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM
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To be fair, her shit-eatin grin is permanent because of the facelifts and botox.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (VndSC)
yeah, the trick was first done in Twin Peaks
Fake, I believe. Of course. I don't think it's possible.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (8b+oT)
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played.
Come on FBI, what's it gonna be guys? Don't make a fucking maniac outta me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (XWINP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (Ls8+s)
They tried to throw the election by not charging Hillary....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (O2RFr)
Not all of "side 2" is crapola.
"Life's a Gas" is an excellent song and one of my favorite tunes from that album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEtLXlrKtEg
Southern Culture on the Skids does a pretty great version too but unfortunately they only have (very poorly recorded live versions on youtube.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (Fbj4h)
Celebrate
Dance to the music
We're going to the Celebrity Ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqrirWxm0yw
Those faces will be having teh sadz
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (bpfzP)
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power
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Remember how she engineering that very same majority pre-2006?
Yeah, she built that majority, and now she's trashing it.
If I were a potential Democratic representative, I'd have second thoughts about trying to work in Pelosi's House minority.
"You owe me fealty because I got you your spot in the House, and you're fucking worthless."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (HgMAr)
Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
It's always the messanger with this tools.
Or the narrative. Or the benighted lackwits who cannot comprehend the message.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: SCIENCE! at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
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Not Pelosi Galore. It will be Rosa De Lauro. It will be hawt.
Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (77i7V)
I'm reading as "didn't arrest her ass" over the security clearance issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (8xnXI)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (BP2E4)
_______________________
I hope the new lyrics take some well-deserved shots at the sanctimonious snots who refused to perform.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (nuyGw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (destP)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: Max Power
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And Hillary's "reset" button she handed to an actual Russian official. I LOVED it when Trump talked about that at his press conference yesterday. "And the Russian official was like, what is this piece of plastic she just handed me?" OUCH!
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Morris at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (oEq2J)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (BP2E4)
...but i say that with all respect and love...lotsa love.
*peeks warily out peehole*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM
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Daaamn. You must kill at hide-and-seek.
Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (pMGkg)
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then we had to drop and give her 20 [shudders]
Posted by: Democratic Caucus at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Morris at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (oEq2J)
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#twoweeks
..... but first....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8b+oT)
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"It was SMART POWER! You dirty plebe. I'm going to crush you with my fully armed DOJ."
-Hill-dog, in the middle of a several months long bender not even close to ending
"Shh....your majesty. Just take another drink."
-Huma
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: ed gibbon at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (U0qYy)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (SRUWQ)
__________________
Odes to b.o., pimple cream, and weed?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (riF5p)
Should be next week. They will be coming out slowly.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (bpfzP)
And we get the right to the words "World Series Champion Chicago Cubs" at least through this October, too!
Sorry, AtC.Let's see a rematch!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (8iiMU)
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I lol'd at the TV when he said, "...that stupid piece of plastic" referring to the reset button.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs)
Maybe we should call you Catheter Bob...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Qpjvu)
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I thought I lost rather gracefully.
Of course they hadn't invented those blue pills yet...
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM
I saw Nashville Pussy open...
...and nothing after that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (S2VsH)
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I lol'd at the TV when he said, "...that stupid piece of plastic" referring to the reset button.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
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His acting like a regular guy is so refreshing. Love it.
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (8b+oT)
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes...
Misconduct allegations...
Comey letter review...
Ties to Hillary examined...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
.............
Comey is a Russian?
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM
We flat-out don't give a rat's ass about phrasing around here anymore, do we ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (QCwhW)
Was there a separate investigation of the Chelsea Legacy Foundation, run out of the SDNY? If so, where does it stand?
What's in the 650,000 e-mails on the Huma Weiner laptop?
With the new administration in power, will Hillary and her cronies lose their security clearances?
For openers
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (PqqkK)
Pro Tip : Never put your eye to the Hole.
Posted by: Shep Smith
13, 13, 13! Boink! 14, 14, 14!
Posted by: Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (qpKia)
What isa "highly polarized presidential campaign"? Oh - you mean, unlike the happy, collegial and easy-going presidential campaigns?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QDnY+)
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It's the good ole days when we called our opponents hermaphrodites, athiests, and blood suckers. You know, 1800.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (zdM/+)
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played.
No way this can be done in 8 days
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs)
Maybe we should call you Catheter Bob...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
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Diet Dr Pepper everywhere
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
poor guy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Paul Anka, fucking like a fucking... well... he's fucking! at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (8b+oT)
LOL!
>>...-but I can't believe some Big Name Celebrity or Band won't just say "Fuck It" and play Trump's inauguration
Eh, look how few are brave enough to say "F it" and play in Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (SRUWQ)
Eh, look how few are brave enough to say "F it" and play in Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH)
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That's not brave. Brave is going to Hollywood and saying mean things about Republicans.
Because Republicans run Hollywood....or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
He's a Honey Badger; he don't give a shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (Qpjvu)
That would be a good starting point...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JoeF
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Tarmac-gate!
Posted by: Paul Anka, fucking like a fucking... well... he's fucking! at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (8b+oT)
Pro Tip : Never put your eye to the Hole.
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Glory Glory hole-elujah
Glory Glory hole-elujah
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf)
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Not enough material in the world for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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I know where there's a ginormous dazzle camo dress that could make a couple dozen shirts for triggly...
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (iGuUj)
Barry is having a ceremony at the White House honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime supply of paste
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (493sH)
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But the "probe" is coming from Obama, correct? It's...curious that he'd be doing this 8 days from departure.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (94JW4)
This is pathetic... They keep giving themselves medals and honors.... Sad...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (O2RFr)
__________________
Odes to b.o., pimple cream, and weed?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (riF5p)
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Its actually the same song. NOBODY knows brainless ripped it off of Paul Anka.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH)
That's true.
And I guess none of them really believe Trump is a Nazi, because if they did, Roger Waters and some other Big Name Anti-Semites would surely play.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (SRUWQ)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (8b+oT)
White House Doctor just told him they found that Nickel he swallowed on Monday Afternoon.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF)
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Waffle status: unfinished
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
He's a Honey Badger; he don't give a shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
As old as he is and as much money as he has, he has nothing to worry about.
The left would have to look long and hard to find something to boycott him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (destP)
If you search for 2017 inaugural ball, you can find the official website, where you can order tickets to either the sanctioned (official) or non-sanctioned balls. The tickets for the sanctioned events are running in the thousands...
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (dkHoZ)
207 175 >>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power
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Remember how she engineering that very same majority pre-2006?
Yeah, she built that majority, and now she's trashing it.
If I were a potential Democratic representative, I'd have second thoughts about trying to work in Pelosi's House minority.
"You owe me fealty because I got you your spot in the House, and you're fucking worthless."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (zdM/+
I would be very wary of the Koolaid at the next House Democrat Caucus sRetreat. Especially if they have it in Guyana
Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (iT57s)
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Yes, "Sir, who are you picking for your top brackets?" and "Mr. President, what enchanted you most about your time in office?" were real head-scratchers.
Curiously enough, none of the media ever asked Barry questions like "Hey douchebag, why did you hire whores to piss all over your much-beloved predecessor's bed?"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (+FSld)
Kid Rock is playing it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (SRUWQ)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (O2RFr)
23 I think Ace secretly IS Paul Anka. Which would explain a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (bpfzP)
Anka would NEVER play second fiddle to a mud-stuck Israeli tank. Or ban himself from his own blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (XWkhW)
The way I always do
How was I to know
They were with the Russians too!
Posted by: James Comey, FBI ubermensch at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (RFeQD)
Pulls anything it will ignite the smoldering CW2 into a full blown inferno
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF)
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So he'll get his Nickelback.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (nuyGw)
Posted by: Jim Jones
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Pfft. Immolation. Make great publicity photos.
Posted by: Burning Monk at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (8b+oT)
Pa , Pa where's my ma?
Gone to the White House ha ha ha
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM
Elton has to worry about his faggot card being revoked.
He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Iggy Pop at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (DpOmP)
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He's through with standing in line to clubs he'll never get in
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF)
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So he'll get his Nickelback.
Posted by: bluebell
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My butt plug is also a coin bank!
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 03:54 PM (aTg6G)
Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (iT57s)
Popcorn and champagne.
Haaaaaa ha ha.
I can't breathe!
Haaaaaa.
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (O2RFr)
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I think it's all part of the continued series on delegitimizing Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (8b+oT)
douchebag, why did you hire whores to piss all over your much-beloved
predecessor's bed?"
Phhhhew...yeah, I dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (qJhUV)
Obama won't see this and will be cursed for his hubris.
By insisting on adulation, he'll just draw attention to his failed eight years.
His Legacy will be undone. All that will be left are the bills he ran up, now part of our doubled deficit.
He'll make himself the head of the Inner D Party, and lead it to even greater irrelevance.
He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D)
He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
He was paid huge bucks to play at Rush Limbaugh's private wedding reception to his most recent wife, because she asked for it.
Rush actually talked to Sir Elton, and he laughed about the heat he was going to take for it, saying he was too old to worry about not doing what people expected of him.
I guess Elton had a blast doing the reception.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (RFeQD)
Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
It's like the gods gathered and said, "What can we do this election to give AoSHQ a penis that can do squats?"
This is sooo perfect for the Moronosphere. Next thing you know, the Inauguration Day breakfast for the DC circuit will be Kaboom!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (O2RFr)
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In practical terms, a worst case scenario wouldn't invalidate the election, but would be designed to hobble Trump's presidency.
I have a feeling that Trump will be able to feed a worst case scenario into the overall swamp drainage theme.
I'm not really an optimist. I've just learned to never underestimate Trump's ability to get out of trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
No love for the cast of Camelton?
Posted by: mohammed, with the sadz at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (bG+ug)
He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox.
Posted by: Ignoramus
Obama's immense popularity is actually very selective.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (RFeQD)
It's all bullshit.
When Bush set up a coalition of nations to remove Saddam Hussein, the Fake News told there i) wasn't a coalition, ii) it was a fake/forced coalition, or admitted iii) it was a small coalition.
When blacks and women vote for Republicans, the Fake News tells us these people don't really exist.
Now we're being told that No Celebrities are performing for President Trump. None, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Z1+Wk)
poor guy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (2x9LM)
Such tough questions like, Which part of your ass should we kiss today? Or, What's it like to be so great?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (KJQpM)
Exactly what I was saying above. This is more delegitimizing tactics. They are trying to make sure his Presidency is in ruins before he takes office, putting pressure on him to resign "for the good of the country".
These fuckers CANNOT accept that their script has been thrown out, and they absolutely WILL NOT STOP at this point, no matter what they set on fire (their own credibility, this nation, doesn't matter).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (zdM/+)
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I intend to never underestimate him again.
It is foolish to do so.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (xeeHA)
Seriously, for all this "Trump is in over his head", the man is going to find the job very very easy. When people tell you to do things a certain way, just do the exact opposite, and it will be smooth sailing all the way.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (Uy8SG)
IIRC, Elton John also shrugged off people when they complained about him ignoring the boycott and playing in Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH)
One of my favorites is his cover of Bob Marley's Redemption Song with Joe Strummer.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (SIY7D)
290 Or Elton John for that matter?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM
Elton has to worry about his faggot card being revoked.
He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (S2VsH)
Elton's already been through that, when he played at Rush Limbaugh's wedding a few years back. He told the SJWs to sod off.
They're neighbors, and from what I understand quite friendly with each other.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Obama won't see this and will be cursed for his hubris.
By insisting on adulation, he'll just draw attention to his failed eight years.
His Legacy will be undone. All that will be left are the bills he ran up, now part of our doubled deficit.
He'll make himself the head of the Inner D Party, and lead it to even greater irrelevance.
He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D)
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Because Bush left the stage, Republicans were able to have a very visible and open debate about the future of the party.
No side really won, but it clarified a lot of things in the coalition. Now that a lot of that is out in the open, it becomes easier to negotiate within the coalition. And that's all because Bush did not lord of the party, dictating how things should be done. His successors tried, but they didn't have his megaphone.
Obama will have that megaphone, and he'll probably prevent the public airing that the Democratic Party really needs. I don't think that it'll be healthy for the party overall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yes. That Wonderwall is especially good.
I always thought an album of a great crooner like Sinatra doing Ozzy covers like Crazy Train or Suicide Solution w old be awesome.
And, Cash owned Hurt.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj)
But this is an inauguration, not a music fest.
Posted by: Iblis at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (9221z)
It's going to last a whole lot longer than a mere four years.
Seriously, I think he will have drained so much swamp, built so much wall, rolled back so many regs, broken the backs of so many federal agencies and mauled so very much media, that the effects will resonate not merely for years, but for decades.
And that's just from his first term. Pray he remains healthy, and is as successful in office as he has been in business.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (v5iqM)
I agree... They mentioned that the leaks seemed to be given to Rudy Giuliani... I think if true it was because some Patriot FBI people saw that Comey wasn't gonna charge Hillary.... Hope this happens after the Inauguration...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Paper Lace at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (DpOmP)
Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
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"I really don't know which Republican is meanest. Man...these questions are hard."
-BHO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (sBOL1)
You need a swynet section, too, for integrity, you know.
Posted by: mohammed, with the sadz at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (bG+ug)
And so I face the final curtain,
It barely covers Michelle's wide ass
Of this one fact, I am most certain
. . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (riF5p)
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo)
Plagiarism?
Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (aTg6G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt is the perfect combination of singer and song.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)
And yet singers like Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez have no problem accepting a ridiculous sum of money to play for some 3rd world dictator's kid's birthday party.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (toH8T)
Well first, consider the source.
And second, its kind of their job to look into crimes so it makes sense they'd poke into how the emails got leaked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+)
He'll try to drag the Party even further to the left - and he'll keep on being fawned on by celebs who will make a point of coming to DC, not to see the President, but the ex-President.
That won't help the Dems at all.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo)
President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent
questions from the media during his time in office.
Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
Mr. President, what selfie of you is your favorite?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (OhOyF)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo)
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Nothing more or less than the endless parade of celebrities and fellow-travelers he gave them to before.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (xeeHA)
honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime
supply of paste
This is pathetic... They keep giving themselves medals and honors.... Sad...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (O2RFr)
Good thing Trump is stepping in before we go full N. Korea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (PY9jH)
Rush actually talked to Sir Elton, and he laughed about the heat he was going to take for it, saying he was too old to worry about not doing what people expected of him.
I guess Elton had a blast doing the reception.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (RFeQD)
He was paid $1,000,000 for perhaps 3-6 hours of actually performing.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt is the perfect combination of singer and song.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)
The music video is very haunting. Sends chills down my spine every time I hear it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (8hICw)
--
Skinny dipping.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (toH8T)
I am waiting for Maria Bartiromo to come administer some tough and frequent questions.
The hot tub is ready and the good Talisker is waiting.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (TppKb)
Will we really be getting shirts for this??
I'm in!!!
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (CzSs6)
Yep. Still have mine as well. Will wear it Jan 20!
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (toH8T)
What an acepalooza!
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: josephistan
I found this out a few years ... maybe a decade. When they 1st set up the football pick pool. He is right up there next to Brian Dennehy, Chuck, Norris, Bob Dole, SMOD and maybe a few others in Moron Lore.
Respect!
Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj)
IIRC, Trent Reznor basically told him, "yup, it's yours now, I couldn't do it any better".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8nWyX)
That won't help the Dems at all.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo)
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"Uh...I want to thank...uh...Lena Dunham...uh...for that nice...uh...introduction. She's right...uh...about abortion. We really...uh...need to have a...uh...stronger message in support of...uh...abortion. Uh...the country is behind us....uh...and we'll...uh...lead them to a world where...uh...no woman has to...uh...pay for an abortion and ....uh...she can have as many as she...uh...wants."
-BHO, modern day Cicero
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (zdM/+)
and i really want him to be happy.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8xnXI)
I agree, he won't let anything smart or beneficial happen to the party because that would involve serious changes in leadership and direction. All of that would be a repudiation of his years and his vision. He cannot and will not admit failure or wrong, so yeah. He'll run the party into Greens territory if God is merciful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (39g3+)
That won't help the Dems at all.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo)
Let him turn the party into nothing but a cult to himself. That will work out so well
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79)
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Basically this can get no more meta unless they dig up Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79)
The entire Rat Pack.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (PY9jH)
I agree, he won't let anything smart or beneficial happen to the party because that would involve serious changes in leadership and direction. All of that would be a repudiation of his years and his vision. He cannot and will not admit failure or wrong, so yeah. He'll run the party into Greens territory if God is merciful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (39g3+)
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You know what can prevent that?
The GOP.
Let's not let that happen, shall we?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Donna and V.
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His stellar home defense advice?
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (iGuUj)
He should pepper his speech with lyrics from all the douchenozzles who insisted they wouldn't perform, regardless of whether they were asked to.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (OhOyF)
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo)
He didn't burn down the Whitehouse or the National Observatory in eight years. That is a big accomplishment for Joey Choo-Choo.
Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 04:07 PM (iT57s)
The NIN version was really powerful and haunting as well. Its the voice of someone who knows, who's been there. Cash just took it to another level, stripping it down just to the raw pain and horror and emptiness.
Another amazing song about heroin is Queensryche's The Needle Lies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)
WTF did Obama get the Nobel Peace Prize for?
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+)
He will probably also be a staunch proponent of Keif (intentional misspelling) Ellison style DNC rainbow rigging.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (kXoT0)
President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent
questions from the media during his time in office.
So he's having trouble playing minor league ball and then criticizing guys in the majors.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (Z1+Wk)
Obama would say "Hey, Joe. How about going over there an standing on that little painted X on the ground. Good job. Now, plug your ears"
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (VndSC)
A question no one in the MFM will ever ask.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Don't be surprised when both obama and kerry win the peace prize next month. hillary clinton might get one, too.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (Z1+Wk)
The GOP.
Let's not let that happen, shall we?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (zdM/+)
Never bet against the GOP's ability to schlong themselves.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (kXoT0)
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If he does that, of course, Ellison is a shoe-in.
So, let's not get in the way of an enemy destroying itself here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (zdM/+)
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..."
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79)
The entire Rat Pack.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Have Michael Buble singing Sinatra songs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (qpKia)
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..."
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb)
"But not really."
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (8hICw)
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..."
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb)
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"It's actually a bloody pulp. He's use his fists."
-DJT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (zdM/+)
Who is Slone?
...and is her Webcam's Light Meter properly calibrated?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (OhOyF)
Case in point: they're forcing Trump to take some action against the Clintons. He shouldn't make Hillary a martyr by putting her in jail, but bringing down the Foundation is a response to all these attacks deligitimizing his election while also showing out MSM.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (SIY7D)
"Just knowing that HILLARY WILL NEVER LIVE HERE AGAIN. Bwaaahaahaaahaa"
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (VndSC)
Making the choo-choo run on time?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (Qpjvu)
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (+g2h9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (iGuUj)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C15qb1tUcAEiAEB.jpg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (Halhc)
...........
The potential for a yuuuge and fabulous remodel job.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
https://twitter.com/Slate/status/819612465210265600
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (Om16U)
Not for curing cancer, that's for sure.
Anyone gonna remind Obama of that frequent SOTU promise, which he put Biden in charge of delivering?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)
I always thought an album of a great crooner like Sinatra doing Ozzy covers like Crazy Train or Suicide Solution w old be awesome.
And, Cash owned Hurt.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj)
Check out Pat Boone's heavy metal album. Yes, you read that right. On yutubes, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (bG+ug)
>> action against the Clintons.
I have, at least since the election, felt that the proper approach would be to wait until Congress stomps its feet then reluctantly and only because the law requires it appoint the meanest spiked-collar representant-en-mission special prosecutor that can be found to drown them all in the Potomac.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:16 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chilling the most at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (SwEYQ)
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (XWINP)
Imposter!
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (3jGss)
Eating Paste ??
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: JoanOfArgghh at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (BC6+0)
Didn't keep any of the teenage girls he groped as actual hostages.
Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (94JW4)
speaking of t-shirts,
Ace Merch?
An AoS logo t-shirt with #ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump on it would be, in my high opinion, bigly.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Z1+Wk)
How about 'Morons get shirts' in a hat tip to Mr. Integrity himself?
Then cross out 'morons' and scrawl 'Ewoks' over it.Regardless, I would deliver a boxcar full of hobos to Ace for a horde themed shirt.
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