What the F*** is Michele Obama Wearing?

So Michele Obama "surprised" the Tonight Show staff by showing up when people were recording "We love you so much" messages for her.

She wore something that looked like a UPC code for a very large box of things you don't want to buy.

Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/i4bHgnk4BX
— ThatsHowYouGotTrump (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 12, 2017

Oh, here's the stupid stunt:

Posted by: Ace at 02:13 PM

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1 Michelle Obama or 1993 Oprah?

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2017 02:14 PM (cAnNx)

2 Z plan is a go!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2017 02:15 PM (sh70B)

3 Hey! That triggered my epilepsy

Posted by: Some dick at Newsweek at January 12, 2017 02:15 PM (Lat75)

4 And how fucking disturbing is it that they are recording these messages for the First Lady?

Jim Jones wishes he has the worship the Obama's enjoy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2017 02:16 PM (cAnNx)

5 That's not Kate...
Sadly...

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 02:16 PM (+TS/5)

6 Well done. Very well done.

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 02:16 PM (TppKb)

7 Good luck getting a monkey to ride that

Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (vCA4F)

8 Jeesus look at the size of the stern on that monstrosity.

MEEEEEEEEEEEE-YAWWWWWW

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (kfcYC)

9 A myriad, dizzying pattern of black blocks and white blocks, forever in conflict, never to combine, and stretched over a lumpy and seething unknown.

o hai metaphor

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (eXSOZ)

10 ...and the Bull says, "Take off those funny looking pajamas, bend over and I'll show you what I do."

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (OhOyF)

11 It's natural camouflage. So this way a predator won't be able to tell where one of her starts and the other ends and gets confused during the hunt.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

12 If no one else will say it, I will. The ship wears it better. Its a matter of aesthetics.

Posted by: Mike G. at January 12, 2017 02:17 PM (R5lpX)

13 At least she covered up her back hair.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 02:18 PM (iGuUj)

14 Looks like a centaur. Only with a zebra.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:18 PM (BP2E4)

15 Melania, upon hearing that Michelle's designers will not be willinf to dress her falls on her knees and shouts "Thank you GOD!"

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (vivhj)

16 She wasn't torpedoed by a U-boat so it must have worked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

17 We should all send in our little messages of our heartfelt feelings about their leaving.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (kfcYC)

18 The dress is so awful, you almost don't notice her horrible, gag-reflex-inducing hair.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (QAOZh)

19 "She's so stylish! And Ivanka's so trashy!"
-Vogue

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (/prE6)

20 Worf!
Worf!
Worf!
Worf!
Worf!

Posted by: FreeAtLast at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (8J/Te)

21 Anyone try to scan the barcode and see what it's for?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (KUaJL)

22

michelle obama looks like a bucket of arseholes

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (Z1+Wk)

23 There's a seamen joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (+TS/5)

24 A fashion blog I used to frequent had a strict no politics policy, I think to have an excuse to delete anti michelle obama comments. I checked in to see what they thought of Meryl and not only were they gushing over her speech, but her outfit was deepy symbolic of the need to speak truth to power, or some nonsense.

They said they might recant their no politics stance. Gee I can't imagine why! Good luck with that very idiotic business practice. But the left can't help themselves.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 02:20 PM (hvf9s)

25 How can any sane person look at that and say she's the pinnacle of glamour and style?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

26 16 She wasn't torpedoed by a U-boat so it must have worked.
Posted by: Cicero

I wouldn't torpedo that with your ordinance.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (kfcYC)

27 Holy shit, is Michael TRYING to look huge???

After those lowlifes are gone she/he/it could get a job at Cabela's modeling camping gear.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

28 I've had a theory for a while that her fashion folks secretly hate her guts and have been trolling her over the years with the outfits they pick out for her.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (rm2L3)

29 'Ebony and Ivory
have never known
this kind of
Disharmony'

Posted by: Paul McCartney and Zombie Michael Jackson at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (OhOyF)

30 How can any sane person look at that and say she's the pinnacle of glamour and style?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

Progs, thugs and scum, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

31 That's pseudoAfrican and if you don't like it you know what you are.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (IqV8l)

32 Well, it's obvious that anyone who likes the Obama's will never have a chance to miss them because THEY ARE NEVER GONNA GO THE FUCK AWAY!!

Not only will they make periodic visits to to "surprised" hosts like Fallon, look for either Michelle or Barack or both to turn up at The Oscars and elsewhere.
And do you think Barry is going to stop doing his stupid NCAA brackets when he's no longer president? ESPN will probably make it a TV special.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (SRUWQ)

33 There went the last of the White House draperies.

Egad, she's a hot mess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (PY9jH)

34 Trying to hide the major weight gain she's had, by putting on a circus tent?

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (qf6WZ)

35 Disturbing,cult member like adoration.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (r/0kC)

36 those are the piano keys that were used to make the song, "ebony and ivory."

Posted by: morigu at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (gU+/s)

37 Mike Warren
@MichaelRWarren
Kamala Harris asking Mike Pompeo about his position on gay marriage at the CIA director confirmation hearing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (y3aQB)

38 Moooo. Tail swish. Moooo. Chew, chew. Moooo.

That is a nicely painted boat though.

Posted by: goon at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (EaQ6/)

39 Sort of like a reverse Dorian Gray

Posted by: Lurkur primus at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (tHP3B)

40 Well...that's certainly something.

Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (O7I8q)

41 28 I've had a theory for a while that her fashion folks secretly hate her guts and have been trolling her over the years with the outfits they pick out for her.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (rm2L3)

----------------------

I think they just outed themselves.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (vivhj)

42 Honey, does this make my ass look like a WWI troop transport?

Posted by: Now you know why they call me FLOATUS at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (qJhUV)

43 >> We should all send in our little messages of our
>> heartfelt feelings about their leaving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LsBdvnqyQ

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (TppKb)

44 Didn't the White House have curtains that looked like that?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (BP2E4)

45 28 I've had a theory for a while that her fashion folks secretly hate her guts and have been trolling her over the years with the outfits they pick out for her.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (rm2L3)

Or, they realize that they have the easiest job in their life. They can literally throw Michelle in anything and the media will gush about it.

They don't have any incentive to actually try because they're going to get praise either way.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

46 Cannot WAIT to see what Melania wears to the inauguration! I hope it's another benign fashion trend the left spend a full week trying to decipher for crazy hidden symbolism, like they did the pussy bow.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (hvf9s)

47 That Zebra ate Michelle Obama!

Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (O9Hq5)

48 It's the Zulu traditional ceremonial zebra wedding dress.

I'm getting a headache from looking at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (SRKgf)

49 I didn't know Patrick Ewing served time.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (OhOyF)

50 Most beautiful, glamorous FLOTUS evah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (PY9jH)

51 I'll never believe Michelle Obama was a beloved First lady.

This was one of those poll questions that basically was code for "Do you hate black people?" when asked whether you approved of angry black woman Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Maritime at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (zK/pv)

52 30 How can any sane person look at that and say she's the pinnacle of glamour and style?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

Progs, thugs and scum, but I repeat myself.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

I know they feel compelled to push this absurd narrative, but I have to wonder how many of them actually believe it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (0mRoj)

53 Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (vivhj)

I apologize if somebody has already asked you this, but whose boobehs are bigger, yours, or AT&T Lily's?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

54 She makes little rocks out of big rocks...

by scowling at them.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (OhOyF)

55 "And our special guest star is...a US Army troop transport!"

*whispers from the control booth*

"Michelle Obama!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (hLRSq)

56 That Naval camo pattern is called "Dazzle".

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (wrS2o)

57 What's this, Paul Anka to sing at Trump's inauguration?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

58 'That Sasquatch thinks He's a Cowboy!'

Posted by: Alt Headlines at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (OhOyF)

59 42 Honey, does this make my ass look like a WWI troop transport?
Posted by: Now you know why they call me FLOATUS at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (qJhUV)

Nomination for Thread Winner?

Do I hear a second?

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (qf6WZ)

60 How many zebras died to make that frock?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

61 Remember, folks! She's a "fashion icon"!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (qJhUV)

62 She ate so many oreos she turned into a pile of them

Posted by: brak at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (guIHw)

63 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...sofa chic!

Posted by: Jacobin Mugatu at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (0mRoj)

64 >> Honey, does this make my ass look like a WWI
>> troop transport?

Stay out of my dock, USSB concrete-butt.

Posted by: RMS Mauretania at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (TppKb)

65 Dear God, think of all the zebras that went into that...

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

66 She hasn't gotten hit by a torpedo, has she? -- Harry Reid

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5b+Sr)

67 Looks like she'll need a wide berth, and the ship will too.

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (+TS/5)

68 18 The dress is so awful, you almost don't notice her horrible, gag-reflex-inducing hair.

It strikes my sight as charming.

Posted by: Alexander Pope, with awful hair at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (eXSOZ)

69 Is that a tribute to Sheriff Joe Arpaio's prison uniforms?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (BP2E4)

70 If I scan her like a QR code, do I get to claim a limited edition Blitzle in Pokemon Go?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (4df7R)

71 what the.... who on earth designed that outfit? A Trump voter?

As for the ship: that was part of a genius scheme by a scientist in WW2 to break up the outline of ships so they would be less visible at sea for submarines, etc.

While it did do so, they were difficult to recognize as ships... it made them significantly easier to spot at longer distances. You may not know what exactly it is, but its obviously not just part of the ocean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)

72
Fred Sanford: ~~Esther~~ Michelle, you is ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (493sH)

73 Sigh...

Taliban Terrorists Buying American Weapons From U.S. Taxpayer-Funded Afghan Soldiers
Report: Taliban buying U.S. weapons, fuel, growing opium

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (V3IFq)

74 "I'd hit that." - Benny the Zebra

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (5b+Sr)

75 So was the Hindenberg dress not finished yet?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (KUaJL)

76 It looks like a bad Victorian-inspired look. Even the hair.
Oy.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (Om16U)

77 She saw it in the window and she just couldn't resist it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (IqV8l)

78 She was trying to camouflage her boob-belt.

I scanned her dress with my android phone, now my bank account is empty and someone ate my dog.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (UtXWA)

79 Yeah, the other thing I will miss is the Obamas fashion sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (BP2E4)

80
I can't wait for the fashion experts to weigh in on how gorgeous that is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (493sH)

81 Poor Melania. She has high standards to live up to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (PY9jH)

82 62 She ate so many oreos she turned into a pile of them
Posted by: brak at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (guIHw)

Well... you are what you eat....

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (qf6WZ)

83 A little zebra stripe is okay. But when people become physically sick by watching you walk because the stripes make them nauseous, it's time to cut back.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (4df7R)

84 I can't even figure out what it is supposed to be or what she's trying to show. And I'm sure it cost as much as a used car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)

85 >> She hasn't gotten hit by a torpedo, has she? --
>> Harry Reid

"Six thousand long tons. Maybe she needs dazzle camouflage" - Secret Service

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (TppKb)

86 the fashionistas that give her these fashions and advice should be chucked out of the industry.
She can look nice given the right clothing and hair styles. this is a horrrible

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (R7cwD)

87 83 A little zebra stripe is okay. But when people become physically sick by watching you walk because the stripes make them nauseous, it's time to cut back.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (4df7R)

Walking optical illusion.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (8hICw)

88 O/T Multiple outlets reporting Comey/FBI being investigated for behavior prior to election. Deep State getting its pound of flesh.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (y/9kR)

89 >>> What's this, Paul Anka to sing at Trump's inauguration? Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

Saw that on Drudge and in the last thread. We need the Ewok's thoughts!

Over/under on a singer agreeing to perform, and then trying to be Noble and Brave by sabotaging their portion of the events as a form of protest? Sorta like dumping pigs blood on Carrie at prom.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (hvf9s)

90 Will there be an Inauguration Day party at the AOSHQ?

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (JBggj)

91 That Naval camo pattern is called "Dazzle".

Posted by: Buzzsaw

Is that like those dazzle lasers they use to blind pilots? Because as deployed on the STBFFLOTUS it has that effect. Or maybe you just want to gouge your eyes out. Either way.

Seriously, her "advisors" are probably just following her instructions and laughing behind her back.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (9krrF)

92 I scanned her dress with my android phone, now my bank account is empty and someone ate my dog.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 12, 2017 02:26 PM (UtXWA)

snerk

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (PY9jH)

93 'How much
is that Klingon
in the window?'

'The one with
the giant
ass?'

Posted by: Patti Page at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (OhOyF)

94 Omg. That is hilarious.

And Paul Anka is performing at the inauguration?!?!

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 12, 2017 02:27 PM (CLKfs)

95 I know I'll catch hell for it, but I actually quite like her hair. It's not the MOST flattering look, but it's softer than her usual styles.

Then she had to go screw it all up with that DRESS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (4df7R)

96
caption:

"And this is what I'm wearing to the Klingon opera"

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Z1+Wk)

97 >> So was the Hindenberg dress not finished yet?

I thought I gave the order! No more barrage balloons!

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (TppKb)

98 what were they thinking?!

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (R7cwD)

99 Don't let Kurt Eichenwald look at that. He will sue.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (BP2E4)

100 OT: Willowed from previous thread...

Game? What type of game?

I'm curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 02:18 PM (/prE6)
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It is a humorous little puzzle game where you have to sort items into the correct garbage bins. It was our first effort as a team so we decided to keep it simple. Garbinge!, is what it is called. It's in all the app stores.

Fun (to us, anyway), family-friendly game with a lot of inside jokes on which category the trash goes into. For example, well-done steak is considered garbage and not edible.

Our next game is far more ambitious and will be for PC. It is quite a process getting a game into stores and marketed. We never quite figured out how to market out game and so it was... let's say NOT a commercial success.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (xeeHA)

101 Sixteen tons and what do you get?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (IqV8l)

102 M.C. Escher called and is filing a copy-write suit..

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 02:28 PM (+TS/5)

103 She apparently has no waist. Everything is always sashed under her almost non-existent boobs.

But those ARMS!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (PY9jH)

104 Paul Anka re-writing the words to My Way for the inauguration. How cool is this going to be. Apparently they're long time friends.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (lJW6d)

105 She looks very nice in the official portrait there --- with the simple black dress and pearls.
And just plain hideous in the b&w dress.

This is the thing with Michelle Obama. I appreciate that she loves fashion and wants to experiment with all kinds of fabrics and styles, but the key word there is "experiment."

Try whatever you like. Look in a mirror. And reject what doesn't work for YOU. She just doesn't get the third step.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (Nox3c)

106 I'm going out on a limb here, her stylists hate her.
In the portrait her hair is bad. If it was blonde she'd look like captain kangaroo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (IgBFP)

107 25 How can any sane person look at that and say she's the pinnacle of glamour and style?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

But she IS the most beautiful woman in the world.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (SRKgf)

108 So all the fashionistas who PUBLICLY gush about anything Michelle throws on herself.....what do you think they REALLY say to each other when no one is listening??

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (SRUWQ)

109 Maybe she is trying to court a zebra.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (ONH2e)

110 what were they thinking?!>>>

We're getting paid to do this?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (wrS2o)

111
caption:

"Qapla'"

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (Z1+Wk)

112 And now the circle is complete. This Inauguration's gonna slice like a hammer.

http://tinyurl.com/zwsloft

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (9krrF)

113 It's an Obama suit: Half Black, half white, and designed to completely hide the wearer's femininity.

Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (O7MnT)

114 She hasn't gotten hit by a torpedo, has she? -- Harry Reid

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5b+Sr)

She's been torpedoed about as many times as Hillary Clinton has IYKWIM.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (Jcg9Q)

115 Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

________________

AT&T Lily's I'm pretty sure although we haven't exchanged cup sizes.

But I'm twice her age so I have that going for me. Which is nice.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (vivhj)

116
Maybe she lost a bet. If Trump wins she had to make a Tonight Show appearance dressed as a bar code

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (493sH)

117 the simple black dress flatters her her hair also. she looks really pretty in the middle picture.
i'd firethe designer of the striped nightmare .

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (R7cwD)

118 >>I'm going out on a limb here

Good, because I don't think it will hold me.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (OhOyF)

119 Only 8 days left. I really don't care.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (hdpay)

120 >>Saw that on Drudge and in the last thread. We need the Ewok's thoughts!

I see hammering slicing in our future.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

121 Does this make my stern look big?

Posted by: West at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (1Rgee)

122 While Hollywood records a "goodbye" tape, I'd like to know where I can get in on the recording of a "fuck off" tape.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)

123 "Ebony and Ivory together in perfect harmony" NOT.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (5b+Sr)

124 I wonder if "she" tucks?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)

125 The real question...How much is her little jaunt to LA costing me?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (CLKfs)

126 Tens if not hundreds of thousands of our dollars spent on fashion consultants, designers, clothiers, aestheticians and the like, and this is the best they can do?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (0mRoj)

127 I get the camouflage metaphor that she is using. It is a not so subtle message to all that she really can't be seen, or discovered. Hiding in plain sight, the force behind the scenes moves in it's own dance of power. Four years from now she is going to be a problem that will make us wish for Hillary.

Posted by: goon at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (EaQ6/)

128 >> AT&T Lily's I'm pretty sure although we haven't
>> exchanged cup sizes.

We need some Russian hackers, stat.

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (TppKb)

129 She apparently has no waist. Everything is always sashed under her almost non-existent boobs.

But those ARMS!

Anyone see her & Reggie Love in the same place ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (y3aQB)

130 I guess we should be glad she didn't show up with a huge activist fro wearing a dashiki.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

131 the simple black dress flatters her her hair also. she looks really pretty in the middle picture.
i'd firethe designer of the striped nightmare .

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (R7cwD)

She'd look better in a burka.

Better still in TWO burkas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SRKgf)

132 Jesus Jenny, even that deer fucking monkey wouldn't touch that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

133 The hairstyle ages her in my opinion; she looks like a nice little ol' grandmother.

The dress is beyond words. My god.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (nUdSA)

134 If I had to have sex with either First Lady Clinton or First Lady Obama or a thousand people would die, I'd feel deathly guilty for not having enough time to attend all the funerals.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (dkHoZ)

135 You know what that hair reminds me of? The little girl who thought she was an actress and dancer on In Living Color. I can't remember her name but she was terrible and thought she was the best thing ever. Always bombing in auditions assuming she had the role.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

136 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM (4df7R) "

How dare you besmirch the good name of Blitzle! Mo is clearly a Slaking with a glitched out color palette.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (oZ6kz)

137
Big Bang Theory is Not Funny at all.

Except when it's in Germanese!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxQzhkv-CrI

In this clip, they're playing Klingon Boggle, dubbed in German. Hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (Z1+Wk)

138 >> Does this make my stern look big?

THUMP!

Posted by: Mark 14 Torpedo at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (TppKb)

139 Paul Anka performing at the Inauguration?

Please let it be true!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (PY9jH)

140
Since Trump won she's really ballooned out. That was the best camouflage they could come up with to cover the expanse with

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (493sH)

141 ot:

the media laundromat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kexWGNBUVGI

Posted by: FreeAtLast at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (8J/Te)

142 Sorry, that was barf inducing... Thanks for helping Me on My diet...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

143 You can see her from space.

And the Russians are asking her to stop.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:33 PM (5b+Sr)

144 Oh, all those poor Dalmatians.

Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2017 02:33 PM (O7MnT)

145 'She's a Brick
'House'

...on second thought,
I might just keep my apartment.

Posted by: Zombie Ric James at January 12, 2017 02:33 PM (OhOyF)

146 By the way #4 says it all for me WTF is this adoration for ?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

147 >> Since Trump won she's really ballooned out. That
>> was the best camouflage they could come up with
>> to cover the expanse with

Y'know back in 1943 they put entire fake towns on the roofs of Douglas, Lockheed, etc. plants.

Posted by: Mark 14 Torpedo at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (TppKb)

148 I think it's beautiful. I'm going to dress all the nuns exactly like that.

Posted by: Pope Franky at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (Fmupd)

149 A thousand zebras cried out in horror.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (PY9jH)

150
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (JBggj)

151 Oh hell no, we are NOT striking that tent. We quit!

Posted by: Roustabouts at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (0mRoj)

152
Hellogorgeous

Posted by: Deer Humping Monkey at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (lKyWE)

153 I cannot believe anyone! anyone around her said to her, 'there are more flattering things to wear in your closet, let's go find something!'
gak srsly gak so wrong.

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (R7cwD)

154 Y'all Remember when Laura Bush flitted around the country, popping in on celebrities, all on the taxpayers dime? And Barbara Bush? She was a real party animal up ther in Hollywood.

Good times.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (CLKfs)

155 Expect more of this Michelle Obama stops in over the next four years. Mostly to insult Trump and his wife. Because you know, Obama was the last "real" president.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (BP2E4)

156 The Obamas are about as classy and attractive as a wet fart.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (xeeHA)

157 16 She wasn't torpedoed by a U-boat so it must have worked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

---

dunno, looks like she's taken on a bit of water there

Posted by: Rosie O at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (PqqkK)

158 Stevie Wonder took one look at that dress and ran over and started playing My Cherie Amour on her ribcage.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2017 02:35 PM (wPiJc)

159 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (nUdSA)
Hair is bad, dress is bad. They hate her. The portrait the dress looks nice. It's hard to mess up a simple black dress and pearls but I bet there is a boob belt we can't see.
I don't like her hair in the portrait.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:35 PM (IgBFP)

160 Scan that barcode and it says "fuck yo cracka ass!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xttKs)

161 Looks like she did let the door hit in the ass on her way out.

Posted by: mc at January 12, 2017 02:35 PM (TWinl)

162 >> dunno, looks like she's taken on a bit of water there

Double bottom and torpedo bulges.

Common inter-war retrofit...

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 02:35 PM (TppKb)

163 106
In the portrait her hair is bad. If it was blonde she'd look like captain kangaroo.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (IgBFP)
-----------------------
Yeah, that style is too boxy for someone with a square face. The bangs need to be side-swept.
But I still think she looks nice there.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Nox3c)

164 Absolutely Steevie, it's a f-ing cult.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (FuAhx)

165 The dress is in bar code.

The whole administration if for sale.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (5b+Sr)

166 --
70
If I scan her like a QR code, do I get to claim a limited edition Blitzle in Pokemon Go?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 12, 2017 02:25 PM
---------------

It takes you to an exclusive Planned Parenthood site where, for a limited time, baby parts are 15 percent off.

Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

167 Put that pic along side of Barack wearing the bike helmet and high waters . Title it ' Fashion Icons'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (dkHoZ)

168 not*

Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (R7cwD)

169 I've seen her wear worse. Funny how there are some top designers who sniff at the thought of dressing Melania Trump. Good news for Melania if this is what they come up with.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (oiNtH)

170 The kind you don't bring home to mother.

Posted by: Inner Party Zod at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

171 Any straight men in that video? WTF is wrong with our country?

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Y/VkU)

172 The thing about Michelle Obama is that she is not a pretty woman (at all), but she's also not an ugly one. Ugly would almost be easier, because it's consistent. You can do whatever you want, and you still look like you; pretty is the same way.

Those of us on the borderline, though, have a lot to lose. I tend to fall into outfits that all look the same and similar hairstyles, with little variation, precisely because I'm not a particularly pretty person. With the right look, I look low-level pretty, but with the wrong look, I look AWFUL. So I play it safe and stay in that narrow band.

Michelle Obama only has a small handful of hairstyles that don't make her look like an angry Patrick Ewing. When she tries something ... quirky, it makes her look bad bad bad. And she does the same things with the contours and patterns on her clothes. She is not a dainty woman. She's not a bowling ball, but she's not small and she has large hips. Small patterns (or bright solids) look good. Crazy wild patterns will look like a couch came alive and is stalking around the house.

Laura Bush, Nancy Reagan, Jackie O -- they all played it very safe with their fashion choices, and it paid off. Eventually, even Hillary got a stylist that made her presentable, and she stuck with the conservative business woman look. Michelle Obama wants to be Princess Kate or Carla Bruni, but she doesn't have the looks to carry off adventurous or the taste to do classy understated.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (QAOZh)

173 AT&T Lily's I'm pretty sure although we haven't exchanged cup sizes.

But I'm twice her age so I have that going for me. Which is nice.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:30 PM (vivhj)

Ok now we're getting somewhere.

My friend wants to know what you mean by "twice her age," since he ain't no spring chicken either.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

174 This is funny and all but the adoration for her and her jug eared husband really is disturbing.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (r/0kC)

175 >>>But she IS the most beautiful woman in the world.

Why even bother with the side bar Kate Upton?
This lady is hot!!

Posted by: Ray Charles at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (O9Hq5)

176 I'm glad it isn't sheer.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (ONH2e)

177 Awww-24, I used to read Tom and Lorenzo too. I thought their Michelle Obama judgments laid it on a little thick, but mostly fair. Tom and Lorenzo announced/sniffed they would most certainly not be covering Melania. Why? Because the pro Trump people would be too cruel to Tom and Lorenzo. Please. The minute they said a positive thing about Melania, it's the rabid LEFT who would descend on that website.

I am done with T&L. Melania is a gorgeous woman who would (of course) wear high fashion and look wonderful.

Their Streep praise was the last straw. No surprise that those two are cowards.

Posted by: Red Enchilada at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (+i7ay)

178 dunno, looks like she's taken on a bit of water there
Posted by: Rosie O at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (PqqkK)

Must be stress eating since the election.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (8hICw)

179 IT'S SKUNKS ... IT'S SKUNKS ...

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (5b+Sr)

180 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Nox3c)
The dress is nice and simple. The hair ruins it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (IgBFP)

181 At least poor Michelle won't be living in a house built by slaves much longer. It's hard living and traveling on the tax payers dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)

182 RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES ... IT'S SKUNKS ...

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (5b+Sr)

183
btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the obamas

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (Z1+Wk)

184 Where is that guy who had the handle "orange-colored pile of garbage" or something or other? Is he now with the "Failing pile of garbage" people?

True story, when I was a kid I wanted to be a garbage man - they got to ride "outside" on the back of the truck, just hanging on, and got to toss the noisy trashcans around with abandon.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (m40v5)

185 I have a question. Why does Mooch sport a white woman's hair style (or more likely, wig)? Why not a natural 'fro look?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (SRKgf)

186
Soon we'll be calling obama The Thing That Wouldn't Leave.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (Z1+Wk)

187 8 more days.

Please, Lord, make them pass quickly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (nuyGw)

188 Dude, they asked me to distract from her face. I did my job to the best of my ability.

Posted by: Dress Designer at January 12, 2017 02:39 PM (pMGkg)

189 The thing about Michelle Obama is that she is not a pretty woman (at all), but she's also not an ugly one. Ugly would almost be easier, because it's consistent. You can do whatever you want, and you still look like you; pretty is the same way.

I respectfully disagree. She is butt ugly. She's got a mouth like a piranha and that perpetual scowl. She's ugly on the in and outside

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:39 PM (493sH)

190 Harambe

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 02:39 PM (7ZVPa)

191 Their Streep praise was the last straw. No surprise that those two are ~~cowards~~ lovers.

Posted by: Red Enchilada at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (+i7ay)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (SRKgf)

192 st

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (toH8T)

193 Can I admit I'm jealous that black guys can look good with a shaved head instead of looking like a bald dork or skinhead.

I liked to be able to pull off that low maintenance look.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (dkHoZ)

194 Hillary has the same dress but in prison orange.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (5b+Sr)

195
I clicked past ESPN this morning and immediately heard this: Broncos hire first african american head coach.

Historic!

#thisiswhyespnisshittingthebed

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (Z1+Wk)

196 There are some threads that have nowhere to go but downhill. This strikes me as one of those threads.

Later y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (wPiJc)

197 Like many here have said, It's not the outfit, though it is hideous, it's the ridiculous adoration...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (O2RFr)

198 I can see a younger and very slender woman being able to pull that dress off with the right hair and accessories. I myself would look like a pregnant zebra on crack. Ya gotta know your limits.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

199 It's not a cult......

Famous people are sad they're leaving because they won't have unmitigated access to the whitehouse anymore......and taxpayer funded parties.

Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (xttKs)

200 like a UPC code for a very large box of things you don't want to buy.
===

All she needs is a matching hat and a number on her chest.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (toH8T)

201 What other First Ladies received fawning good-byes?

None that I can remember.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

202 147 >> Since Trump won she's really ballooned out. That
>> was the best camouflage they could come up with
>> to cover the expanse with

Y'know back in 1943 they put entire fake towns on the roofs of Douglas, Lockheed, etc. plants.

I used to work in an old Timex facility, where they made bomb fuses during the war. The roof was designed to be flooded, so the building would look look like a lake or pond from the air. Would it have worked? Who knows, the building is in Connecticut.

Posted by: West at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (1Rgee)

203 Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (toH8T)

O for 2

Next time us nd or rd.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (dkHoZ)

204 183
btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the obamas

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (Z1+Wk)

I'm very much look forward to not watching it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (0mRoj)

205 >> Harambe

*Signs*

Go ahead and put your dicks back in.

There's nothing to see here.

Posted by: Harambe at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (OhOyF)

206 @189, honestly, I can see the argument for ugly. The only reason I disagree, is I don't think she's, like, traditionally ugly. I think she looks perpetually angry -- she has narrow eyes, knitted up eyebrows, and an angry, sharp mouth.

But I don't know if that's outside ugliness. I think it's her inside showing.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (QAOZh)

207 Let's face it.

Mooch and Barry are never going away. Never ever. They'll continue to appear on every TV show, and asked their worthless opinions about everything Trump says and does. Constantly.

We'll never be rid of the grifters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (PY9jH)

208 I honestly don't understand Comey. I think he thought he was playing 3D chess or something.

Trump was playing football stomped on the game board.

Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (QCc6B)

209 Apologies to MTF..
I went to the front page, to see Kate, as you so kindly alerted..
Missed the sidebar completely for this, this, thing as a nood.

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (+TS/5)

210 How can I miss you if you won't go away...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (O2RFr)

211 If you look closely you can see Huma hiding in there.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (5b+Sr)

212 True story, when I was a kid I wanted to be a
garbage man - they got to ride "outside" on the back of the truck, just
hanging on, and got to toss the noisy trashcans around with abandon.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony

Me too! Plus I figured you only had to work one day a week.

So that or a minister

Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (8ikIW)

213 172---Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (QAOZh)
-----------------------------
You nailed it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (Nox3c)

214 >>I clicked past ESPN this morning and immediately heard this: Broncos hire first african american head coach.

The Andy Rooney Rule Wins!

Posted by: Harambe at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (OhOyF)

215 I can't envision anyone that would make that work. But I can't wait for the fashion mavens to rave about how she's eclipse all memory of Jackie O.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

216 I cannot believe anyone! anyone around her said to her, 'there are more flattering things to wear in your closet, let's go find something!'
gak srsly gak so wrong.
Posted by: willow at January 12, 2017 02:34 PM (R7cwD)

In so many ways, this is the story of MO's wardrobe.

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (Z+wR7)

217 Subtle.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:42 PM (5b+Sr)

218 208 I honestly don't understand Comey. I think he thought he was playing 3D chess or something.

Trump was playing football stomped on the game board.
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (QCc6B)

Everyone else was laughing at Trump for playing checkers when they were playing 3D chess. Turns out that the game actually was just checkers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

219 She likes the boys in the band/she says that Zod's her all-time fav-rite/when Zod makes his move to her room it's the right time/she's never hard to please...

Michele's a supa-freak, supa-freak, she's supa-freakin' out!

Posted by: General Zod at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

220
Paul Ryan will hold a town hall tonight at 9pm??

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Z1+Wk)

221 I think the dress is fine, the hairdo is horrible with it - needs to be up or straight with all that business in the dress. Any other comments on her appearance are pretty low.

Posted by: firehorse at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (W13WA)

222 She wears that because she wants President Potty Monitor to think she has an ass as big as a Kardashian ass.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (KJQpM)

223 Everyone go hit the comments on that Youtube video. Stink it up.

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8b+oT)

224 113 It's an Obama suit: Half Black, half white, and designed to completely hide the wearer's femininity.

Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (UtXWA)

225 Where are all of the boners when you need them?

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 12, 2017 02:43 PM (ONH2e)

226 Any other comments on her appearance are pretty low.

Agreed....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (O2RFr)

227
I have a Bad Feeling about what Paul Ryan will say tonight. I expect to hear a load of bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (Z1+Wk)

228 so, where's her leopard-skin pill-box hat?????????

Posted by: Bob Zimmerman, esq at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (ihtYN)

229 I'd love a Paul Anka thread.

The horde should send AoSHQ shirts for the guys. Oh, wait.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (PY9jH)

230 I think Michelle's appealing appearance comes partially from her personality. Nice can kind of grow on you. The average looking female coworker with a great personality will eventually become kind of hot over time.

Also bitchy can be hot but scornful is always ugly.

Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QCc6B)

231 199 It's not a cult......

Famous people are sad they're leaving because they won't have unmitigated access to the whitehouse anymore......and taxpayer funded parties.
Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (xttKs)

I disagree. Now, a lot of the people who are enjoying the unfettered access to the White House aren't necessarily part of the cult, they're just power hungry and greedy. However, if you watch the reverential treatment and prayerful gestures of many of the people in the crowds at his campaign stops, and the teachers getting kids to sing worship songs to TFG, I would very much conclude that there is a cult.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (0mRoj)

232 they got to ride "outside" on the back of the truck, just
hanging on, and got to toss the noisy trashcans around with abandon.

But back then they would work really early in the morning. These days, it seems like they show up whenever, no particular schedule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

233 Dazzle is a time-tested camouflage method by which battlewagons can disguise their true displacement.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (7ZVPa)

234
But I do like the fact that Ryan will be outlining his (probably fake) conservative agenda at the same time ABC is "honoring" the dishonorable obamas.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (Z1+Wk)

235 Lady, pull over, your sign dropped off

http://tinyurl.com/hupvljo

Posted by: PC Polesse at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (Lat75)

236 Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (QAOZh)

Yes! I actually think she can pull off "striking", and I have never understood why no one could make her see that about herself.

I would love to have dressed her, but I think she has very strong ideas about what she wants to wear.

She loved those damn twin-sets, for instance, and it was so insipid on her. She needs simple, but bold.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (nUdSA)

237 Not wanting to be called a racist, I think it's kinda nice.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (5b+Sr)

238 btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the Obamas

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT

At the end of Obama's Farewell Blatherings, George Stephanopolous was really laying it on thick.
He's so objective! So professional! Such a schmuck!

Now, we all projectile vomit together!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (RFeQD)

239 UN appealing doh!

Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (QCc6B)

240 There are some threads that have nowhere to go but downhill. This strikes me as one of those threads.

Later y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2017 02:40 PM (wPiJc)

Whassa matter Seamus, you have a problem with us trashing our enemies??

Surely you jest.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

241
Wait, so there is a painting of Aunt Esther Obama as they're recording the video? It is a cult or 3rd world dictatorship

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (493sH)

242 >>Why does Mooch sport a white woman's hair style (or more likely, wig)?

Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (/tuJf)

243 OMG - what the hell?!? Is this really a dress - or simply some old NFL referee shirts stitched together, randomly?

If this was made by one of the designers who "refuses to dress" Melania - I think she can honestly say she dodged a bullet .

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

244 Hey, at least she's wearing something.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (5b+Sr)

245 --
IT'S SKUNKS ... IT'S SKUNKS ...

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM
-----------------

Mon dieu, ma cherie. You are ze big one!

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (pMGkg)

246 Trump plays OUR level of chess

too bad he can't sing good ( although neither could we )

Posted by: the Fifth Dimension at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ihtYN)

247 It works.
First you are dizzy, you start to barf and pretty soon it's the dry heaves.
The dazzle dress keeps this from happening.

My GAF meter is busted. I bow to the judgement of the Horde. Too snarky?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (FtrY1)

248 btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the Obamas

That's why the remote control was invented...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (O2RFr)

249 Dazzle camo was from the days prior to Radar, wherein an attacking ship's crew would have to, by direct observation, calculate a target ship's actual and relative bearing, speed and base-course if running in an evasive zig-zag series of turns.

The Dazzle was intended to make it more difficult to determine the target ship's angle to the viewer, by way of breaking up all of the normal visual cues into disparate and random optical patterns, as seen in the photo.

This, while effective in it's original state, only worked at longer ranges, and as noted above, did tend to draw the eye of a distant lookout as to "hey, look over here, I'm a SHIP!".

And with the advent of effective ship-borne Radar systems, well....Radar was all Honey Badger as to any sort of camo. I just don't care.

In the Wookie's case, the Dazzle is similarly ineffective.

She's on a Leftward course. Always. Never varies. Helm Hard Left. Throttle set to Fully Alynski. Maximum Marx.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2017 02:46 PM (v5iqM)

250 Michelle Obama would be much more attractive if she wouldn't scowl so much and if she'd not shape her eyebrows deliberately into a mask of anger. She's not bad looking, she's just ugly inside.

But that dress is horrendous. Nobody should use that fabric for anything outside of a circus or county fair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

251 I know it's tough making it look like that guy has an hourglass figure, but that boob belt isn't working.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (R+30W)

252 Now that outfit might be practical if you were, say, a concealed carry, and wanted to distract from the weapon you were carrying, like a howitzer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (9krrF)

253 I can never get those Twitter pics to show up. Anyone know where else that crap shot is?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (mpXpK)

254 btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the obamas

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:38 PM (Z1+Wk)

I'm very much look forward to not watching it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (0mRoj)

There are certain days where I'm thankful to work the evening shift. This is definitely one of them.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (Jcg9Q)

255 I would have never condoned attacks on her appearance if it hadn't been full-spectrum shouted that she was The Most Beautiful Ever!!!!!1.

I still don't do it but I get it. Don't piss in my face and tell me it's raining.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (xeeHA)

256 So, Ace is now blogging about fashion not just smart military....stuff??

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (JNDQi)

257 Mooch and Barry are never going away. Never ever. They'll continue to appear on every TV show, and asked their worthless opinions about everything Trump says and does. Constantly.

We'll never be rid of the grifters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Fetch me the needle and the spoon, please.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (RFeQD)

258 I made it through the first 48 seconds of the video.

I've never seen such fawning in my life. It's actually kind of frightening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (PY9jH)

259 Vic

http://tinyurl.com/h2ercbk

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (2x9LM)

260 Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

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I'm no judge of age on other girls so I asked my husband and he says she's probably about the age of our youngest daughter.

I did not ask him to compare our cup sizes but I bet he probably could make a good guess if I asked.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vivhj)

261 Mooch is the only millionaire woman I know who consistently dresses like a Ringling Brothers clown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (mpXpK)

262 200 like a UPC code for a very large box of things you don't want to buy.

----

We're gonna need a bigger truck

Posted by: UPS driver Roy Brody at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (PqqkK)

263 Don't piss in my face and tell me it's raining.

Trump's alleged Russian hookers hardest hit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (4WhSY)

264 256 So, Ace is now blogging about fashion not just smart military....stuff??
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (JNDQi)

The smart goes to many subjects.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (8hICw)

265 http://tinyurl.com/hvvvogh

willowed: Thank you citizen for saving the tax payers the cost of a trial.

Posted by: gapoz at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (thyJJ)

266 Hideous. Just hideous. I'm reminded of the giant spinning cone at the beginning of The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (+FSld)

267 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:45 PM (nUdSA)
I have a suspicion she believes her own bullshit. A case of the emperors new clothes. If everyone was blowing smoke up your behind for eight years I imagine at some point you believe it.
And her stylists hate her.
Most women know what works for their body type by her age.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (IgBFP)

268 Ho-lee shiiiiiiiiiiiit, we turned into N. Korea!

Why? Why record messages for Dear leader's wife? For *any* president's wife.
Why?????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

269 Liberals lives are going to be empty and sad after January 20th. What a truly bunch of pathetic people. How did they manage to stay in power?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (MZcWR)

270 Yeah I think the insanely over the top insistence that she was the most beautiful human being to ever grace the planet with the greatest fashion sense mankind has ever been blessed with is what drives the reactions.

Seriously, who ever bought a dress because they saw Michelle Obama wearing it? I remember all too well the hilarious "ripped off the curtain rod" dress she wore to the 2009 inauguration. It was a pretty bad outfit, but what made it worse was everyone orgasming over how amazing it was and how Camelot was back.

It was so obvious, so transparent that they were trying sooo hard to praise her because she's a black woman and they aren't racist no sir. It reminded me of one of the few Murphy Brown episodes I actually saw where one of the new guys in the office was black and they all went out of their way to not notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

271
Vashta, first thing I thought of was Dazzle, but I don't think that ship's camo is Dazzle, exactly. More like "zebra".

Sort of intriguing, the variety of WWII camo schemes. Seems like most of them were tried in the Atlantic. Pacific seemed to have mostly traditional gray, on both sides.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

272 258 I made it through the first 48 seconds of the video.

I've never seen such fawning in my life. It's actually kind of frightening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (PY9jH)

This is part of why I say there is a cult.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (0mRoj)

273 So, Ace is now blogging about fashion not just smart military....stuff??

Technically, that could be be some really bad winter camo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (F0ZHr)

274 btw, ABC is having a special show on tonight, special guests of honor are the Obamas

That's why the remote control was invented...

And hockey.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (qJhUV)

275 the US Navy wore gray uniforms during WWII, you know--to be invisible on their gray-painted ships. Sure did puzzle and confound those Japs...

like camo, only not

Posted by: Chester N. at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (ihtYN)

276 That Newsweek dude better not see that dress. It will trigger another seizure.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 12, 2017 02:51 PM (KJQpM)

277 The Paolo, he has headache, he wants to go home to his own wife and cook her dinner now.

Posted by: Paolo at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (Ls8+s)

278 Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vivhj)

Husband???? Bah. Oh well. My friend moves on.

: )

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

279 Never have so many done so much to honor so few who have done so little.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (F0ZHr)

280 She was probably having a 'fat' day....

Posted by: macleod at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (N315I)

281
Ho-lee shiiiiiiiiiiiit, we turned into N. Korea!

Why? Why record messages for Dear leader's wife? For *any* president's wife.
Why?????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

My thoughts exactly. The left would have been thrilled to have TFG as dictator for life. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (PY9jH)

282 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (xeeHA)
I agree. She's the fabulous woman ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (IgBFP)

283 Michelle Obama would be much more attractive if she wouldn't scowl so
much and if she'd not shape her eyebrows deliberately into a mask of
anger. She's not bad looking, she's just ugly inside.

***

Um, I suppose if you're into shaved Wookiees. But hey. I don't judge.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (UWriB)

284 140
Since Trump won she's really ballooned out. That was the best camouflage they could come up with to cover the expanse with
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (493sH)

It shifts her weight 50 yards past her stern... depending on the angle on the bow, of course.

Posted by: Keith at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (USf3s)

285
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

Her hair unfortunately screams "Wanda the Ugly Woman"

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (nUdSA)

286 >>I have a suspicion she believes her own bullshit. A case of the emperors
new clothes. If everyone was blowing smoke up your behind for eight
years I imagine at some point you believe it.

Michelle has had the largest staff of any FLOTUS, and she's gone through more than a few chiefs of staff. Methinks they are sent packing if they don't tell her what she wants to hear.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

287 Why? Why record messages for Dear leader's wife? For *any* president's wife.

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Marking my calendar for 8 years from now when they do the exact same thing for Melania....

Posted by: UPS driver Roy Brody at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (PqqkK)

288 258 I made it through the first 48 seconds of the video.

I've never seen such fawning in my life. It's actually kind of frightening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:48 PM (PY9jH)

One more thought about fawning and worship - I can only think of two other presidents offhand that recieved similar treatment - FDR and JFK.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (0mRoj)

289 At lease she can't sneak up on you.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (5b+Sr)

290 Never have so many done so much to honor so few who have done so little.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 02:52 PM (F0ZHr)

I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

291 OT: USA Today's fact check of Trump's press conference is laughable. They claim its factually incorrect that 95 million people are out of the labor force because only 5.5 million of them want jobs.

They took issue with Trump saying you don't learn much from a tax return. They said this was wrong because experts disagree. They didn't name any of these experts.

They said Trump was wrong when there wasn't press coverage about Donna Brazille passing on debate questions to the Hillary campaign. They said there was plenty of news coverage about it. Again they didn't cite any instances.

These people wonder why we hold them in contempt. They can't even do their jobs right.

Posted by: Independent George at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (BDZWU)

292
And if it hasn't been mentioned yet, Fark that asskissing little turd Fallon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

293 >>Her hair unfortunately screams "Wanda the Ugly Woman"

Wig

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (NOIQH)

294
Thanks a lot, Mitt Romney, you Shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Z1+Wk)

295 Gee, I don't know why people think the Obamas are going to stick around and be constantly on TV after they leave the White House.

I mean, the Clintons pretty much disappeared in January 2001, didn't they? Oh wait--

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (MZcWR)

296 Kim Jong Un has that same exact outfit.

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (VndSC)

297 >> Michelle Obama would be much more attractive if she wouldn't scowl so
much and if she'd not shape her eyebrows deliberately into a mask of
anger. She's not bad looking, she's just ugly inside.

I've never seen a Prettier Woman.

Posted by: Ray Charles at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (OhOyF)

298 That's as puke inducing as her school lunch program.

Posted by: hepcat at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (5b+Sr)

299 285
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:32 PM (39g3+)

Her hair unfortunately screams "Wanda the Ugly Woman"
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (nUdSA)

She'll rock your world!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (0mRoj)

300 >Why? Why record messages for Dear leader's wife? For *any* president's wife.
Why?????????????????????????????????????????
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

I have been inundated with posts on facebook about how wonderful and amazing Obama and Michelle are all week.

Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (lIU4e)

301 I am going to now ignore Michelle and ponder the qualities of Kate Upton.

*ponders*

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:54 PM (xeeHA)

302 From the sidebar:

"Kate Upton is Promoting "Love Advent," Which Appears to Have Something to Do with Lingerie and Knockers
And I'm cool with that"

Weirdly, from the video, I can tell EXACTLY where that Kate Upton clip was filmed -- and I was there recently! In fact, Iw as there for some promotional event involving a DIFFERENT supermodel.

It's a trendy/fancy hotel in Palm Springs that for some reason is frequently used as a set for modeling shoots.

Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.

Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

303 Of course its a UPC code, they have been bought by lots of Leftists, their future will be bright and roses

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (yx0Ld)

304
The hair is "Darth Vader helmet".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (BK3ZS)

305 I'd hit that.

...If I had a Cow Catcher on the front of my Train.

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (OhOyF)

306 FLOTUS or Flotsam?

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (VndSC)

307 >>I've never seen such fawning in my life. It's actually kind of frightening.

Still think she's going to end up on tv - regular guest host on Morning with Kelly. the View, the Today Show (maybe sipping wine and gossiping with Hoda and Kathie Lee). Michelle thrives on the attention, 'cause I doubt she gets it at home.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

308 Mooch is the only millionaire woman I know who consistently dresses like a Ringling Brothers clown.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (mpXpK)

Billionaire Teresa Heinz dresses only slightly better. Multi multi millionaire Hillary Clinton dresses about the same.

Mooch's one claim to fashion fame was to be "edgy" and out there, unfortunately it always backfired.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (kXoT0)

309 Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

Posted by: Mst3k at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (mnHX0)

310 Tammy,
When I look at fashion magazines some of the styles designers make makes me wonder if the guy designers have a betting pool to see if they can make "fetch" happen. Start their own trend that only a 6 ft tall 100 pound model could ever hope to pull off.
Some of the clothes they make are hideous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (IgBFP)

311 Senate voting on Mattis waiver now

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (e8kgV)

312 It's a trendy/fancy hotel in Palm Springs that for some reason is frequently used as a set for modeling shoots.

Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.
Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

Don't be sorry for having an awesome life. I just wish mine didn't suck is all.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (0mRoj)

313 Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.
Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)
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My aunt was good friends with a Baywatch babe and would often, much to my frustration, send me pictures of her with Carmen Elektra and Tracy Bingham drinking champagne.

Why not me? She could never enjoy that as much as I WOULD.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)

314 Again, remember folks, "fashion icon"! "FASHION ICON"!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (qJhUV)

315 The zig zag on the ship is a camouflage against submarines to disguise their speed.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (yx0Ld)

316 Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.
Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

Yeah, you're not sorry.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (8hICw)

317 Mooch is channeling Aretha Franklin? In fairness, however, what could she wear that would make her look good?

This may only appeal to original ace morons, but there is a rumor that Paul Anka will sing at the inauguration!

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Cl52v)

318 You'll be hearing from my Lawyer, Mrs. Obama!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (OhOyF)

319 If you scan Moochelle's dress with your iPhone, the Pokemon "GarganUgla" appears on your screen and you score 200 bonus coins!

Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (jBuUi)

320 One more thought about fawning and worship - I can only think of two other presidents offhand that recieved similar treatment - FDR and JFK.

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How about Washington? or did you mean unearned worship?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (PqqkK)

321 That outfit makes her look like a plus-sized zebra mussel.

For all the squealing I hear about M.O.'s fashion sense, over the last eight years she's provided us normal people with quite a few Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moments. Given that neither she nor her hubby will be going anywhere any time soon, I'm sure there's many more of them to come.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (667Qv)

322 No, that dress doesn't make you look big. It makes you look crowded.

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (8b+oT)

323 >>> I am done with T&L. Melania is a gorgeous woman who would (of course) wear high fashion and look wonderful.
Their Streep praise was the last straw. No surprise that those two are cowards.
Posted by: Red Enchilada at January 12, 2017 02:37 PM (+i7ay)

Hi Red! Yeah, I'm done reading them. Which is a shame, I like their TV costume analysis. And I admire that they manages to turn kvetching about clothes into a viable business. But no sense in giving clicks to people who obviously have no interest in deplorable people like me darkening their internet doorstep.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (hvf9s)

324 Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vivhj)

Husband???? Bah. Oh well. My friend moves on.

: )
Posted by: Country Boy

I, like your friend, know the feeling. Always a dagger to the heart to find out an 'ette is married. MWR, willow, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (qpKia)

325 Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)
Which hotel? I like the desert.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (IgBFP)

326 I never see any of the styles that She has worn take off in the public. I do not look at style sites, but no outfits are sold that have belts hiked up to your rib cage like she was wearing years ago. So MSM please continue to cram it down our throats, we will learn to ignore you.

Posted by: Picric at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (s0VSd)

327
Senate voting on Mattis waiver now

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (e8kgV)

Richard "dick" Blumenthal, Liawatha, and Kirsten Gillibrand are going to vote "no."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:58 PM (PY9jH)

328 When someone has dozens of Secret Service advance teams coming in long before that VIP shows up, there are no "surprise" appearances.

Well, except for Slick Willie at a strip joint

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2017 02:58 PM (Ya7zs)

329 She would have looked better if she had a tailored outfit like the one in the photos where is is dressed in all black, and her hair looked better there too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2017 02:58 PM (tOcW/)

330 34 Trying to hide the major weight gain she's had, by putting on a circus tent?

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 12, 2017 02:22 PM (qf6WZ)

The designer couldn't remember if vertical stripes are slimming - or is it horizontal stripes? Oh WTF, let's mix them all together!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)

331 Cheerios UPC, the new scent from Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (F0ZHr)

332 Elizabeth Warren near tears while questioning Ben Carson about HUD money going to Trump or something. Or maybe she is channeling Gaia who crying about PE Trump? This is beyond insane.

Sorry Elizabeth, you will not be the nominee in 2020 either. Too pasty white and old, just like the old white lady that lost this year and will never be president.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (1BQGO)

333
Yeah while I just prefer not to go there - and it doesn't interest me in the slightest anyway - I am not bothered by the nastiness often seen in reaction to the Ceaucescu-esque (easy for you to say) treatment of Michelle.

This country (as currently populated) will never again get the respect it had before 2008. The lurid, nauseatingly un-American swooning over this plain, disastrously graceless and ignorant couple after the 2008 election - and the fact it didn't nauseate, apparently, more than a handful of people - was a degradation the country has not and probably will not recover from.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (QDnY+)

334 At lease she can't sneak up on you.>>>

The ripples in your water glass are another sign she is approaching.

Posted by: Jurasic Park at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (wrS2o)

335 One more thought about fawning and worship - I can only think of two
other presidents offhand that recieved similar treatment - FDR and JFK.

-----

Both democrats. Politics is the democrats religion and politicians are their gods. And Trump is defiling their temple.

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8b+oT)

336 320 One more thought about fawning and worship - I can only think of two other presidents offhand that recieved similar treatment - FDR and JFK.

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How about Washington? or did you mean unearned worship?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (PqqkK)

Yes. Also, while Washington was clearly a beloved hero, I don't think he ever received the kind of obsequious slobberfest that we've been witnessing over the last eight years.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:59 PM (0mRoj)

337 Dada Seijin -- Baka Gaijin

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (Qpjvu)

338 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (IgBFP)

I think she gets rid of stylists that don't dress her the way she wants to be dressed, or only chose those who liked what she liked.

The most important thing a young girl can learn is what styles look good on her, REGARDLESS of what is in style.

Wearing clothing that you love, even if it looks ridiculous on you, is an all too common mistake everywhere,and she personified it.

I will say that there was an article I saw a few weeks ago about her best 50 outfits, and I was surprised to see that she did have several things that were lovely on her, that I had never seen. So maybe I've only seen her worst. Like this horror.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (nUdSA)

339 The designer couldn't remember if vertical stripes are slimming - or is it horizontal stripes? Oh WTF, let's mix them all together!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)
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Must be the same designer that dressed Amy Schumer in those Christmas commercials.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (xeeHA)

340 This is like the Emperor's New Clothes, but worse. Mrs Trump IS a legitimate super model, and they ignore her, while heaping praises on Aunt Esther wearing laughable repurposed Coast Guard flags.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (7ZVPa)

341 >>>256 So, Ace is now blogging about fashion not just smart military....stuff??

I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)

342 Richard "dick" Blumenthal, Liawatha, and Kirsten Gillibrand are going to vote "no."

It's time for a stupid and futile gesture on someone's part.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (F0ZHr)

343 Anybody seen my Kwannzaa Quanza Kwwaannzzaa Christmas tablecloth?

Posted by: Oprah Everybody Gets A Car Winfrey at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (/4bOy)

344 324 Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 12, 2017 02:49 PM (vivhj)

Husband???? Bah. Oh well. My friend moves on.

: )
Posted by: Country Boy

I, like your friend, know the feeling. Always a dagger to the heart to find out an 'ette is married. MWR, willow, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (qpKia)

Some of us are just fated to be alone I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (0mRoj)

345 Ice Station Zebra

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (DpOmP)

346 326 I never see any of the styles that She has worn take off in the public.

Posted by: Picric at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (s0VSd)

You need to get out of your Federation Bubble

Posted by: The Klingon Empire at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Ya7zs)

347 "18 The dress is so awful, you almost don't notice her horrible, gag-reflex-inducing hair."

That's not Mooch's hair, she wears human hair wigs costing between $5,000 and $15,000. The only time you see Mooch's actual hair is when she's getting off Marine One coming back from Martha's vineyard, et al and she looks bald as in this photo:

http://tinyurl.com/n9ohh7g

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

348 >>I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.

If by 'haute' you mean 'Hobo Skinz'.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (OhOyF)

349 I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.

Huh.

I thought it was sleeping until noon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (F0ZHr)

350 As a resident of the People's Republic of Illinois, I'm pleased the the Obamas have chosen to grace DC with their presence going forward.

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (VFhMt)

351
Elizabeth Warren near tears while questioning Ben Carson about HUD money going to Trump or something.

She must've run out of Xanax.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (qJhUV)

352 I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)
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An odd skill set to mix with coining phrases like 'cockmarina.'

Truly a Renaissance man.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (xeeHA)

353 I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)

Then you need to come up with a line of AoSHQ shirts and lingerie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (PY9jH)

354 Mattis gets waiver

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (e8kgV)

355 She may not want to wear that on any safari in Africa

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (yx0Ld)

356 I've always thought Michelle Obama looked like Kayne West.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (dkHoZ)

357 This dress is an almost realistic depiction of what it would look like if a semi transporting a herd of zebras to the zoo flipped over and dumped its' contents on the side of the road. All it needs are lots of red splotches to complete the look.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (ZM2xo)

358 >>That's not Mooch's hair, she wears human hair wigs costing between $5,000 and $15,000

YOU LIE!

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 12, 2017 03:03 PM (OhOyF)

359 I made it as far as the first fat ass saying, "Because of you... "

What did she say then?

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:03 PM (8b+oT)

360 Fox reporting senate has 60 votes for Mattis waiver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2017 03:03 PM (kTF2Z)

361 Couple of weeks ago when it looked like their was no chance of stopping Gen Mattis it was a shoe in.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2017 03:03 PM (yx0Ld)

362 354 Mattis gets waiver
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 03:02 PM (e8kgV)

Boom goes the dynamite!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj)

363 325 Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)
Which hotel? I like the desert.
Posted by: CaliGirl

It's called "The Parker." Pretty expensive, though, and overly twee and precious, IMO. It's just famous for looking swanky and hipster and cool. Frankly, I wouldn't recommend staying there if it wasn't free as part of a press event. There are other less trendy places in Palm Springs that cost less and are more comfortable.

When I was there, an agency was holding an open casting call for teenage wannabe models. The place was crawling with about 300 jaw-dropping jailbait goddesses and 300 jaw-dropping MILF stage-moms living vicariously through their daughters. This was in ADDITION to a supermodel photo shoot being held, with the attendant 50 wannabe model hangers-on in her entourage.

Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (jBuUi)

364 Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.

Somebody has to live it, why not you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (YEelc)

365 It must've been the Hamburglar's birthday.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (Qpjvu)

366 I usually make it a rule not to go after the wives or kids of asshole polititians but in the case of The Mooch, in Honor of Gen Mattis, I will waive that rule!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (sRFAL)

367 Then you need to come up with a line of AoSHQ shirts and lingerie.

AOSHQ lingerie: When you just want to get it over with.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (F0ZHr)

368 352 I've always considered my true expertise to be in haute couture.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)

Well, you know French now and have GAINZZ, so you'll be on the Paris catwalks in no time.

We'll miss you, ace.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (ZM2xo)

369 Mattis gets waiver

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
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I got a waiver! * starts waving dick all around on Skype*

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (8b+oT)

370 Not sure if this has been pointed out...but Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: ajmojo at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (1H9ox)

371 I never see any of the styles that She has worn take off in the public.

Yeah, and that's the key: if you're a fashion icon, what you wear becomes the fashion of the day. You influence and drive fashion and clothing. Nobody wears what she does, except her.

That's not Mooch's hair, she wears human hair wigs costing between $5,000 and $15,000.

Its usually from India, those wigs and weaves. I just don't get it, why black women do that. They have pretty hair, just go natural and be yourself.

Women and hair. The ones with big beautiful wavy curly hair whine because their hair isn't straight. The ones with straight hair whine because it isn't curly. Guys are just glad they even have hair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

372 >>>I thought it was sleeping until noon.

I set my alarm for the crack of eleven today, PAL.

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (8rNrN)

373 You could have sewn together a few dozen empty bags of dicks and made a more attractive dress.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (dkHoZ)

374 Misread "here's the stupid stunt" several times, wondering why ace was ignoring his own admonition against the "c" word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Myopic American at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (RwwCT)

375 >>AOSHQ lingerie:

A Barrel with Suspenders.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (OhOyF)

376 Watching the Left act out in these confirmation hearings reinforces everything I believe in.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (sRFAL)

377 O for 2

Next time us nd or rd.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

==

DONT JUDGE ME

*sob*

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (toH8T)

378 >>>370 Not sure if this has been pointed out...but Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

thanks for ruining all the posts I have in draft, fellas

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8rNrN)

379 If you ever need some brain bleach after anything related to the Obamas, here's the video of the proper way to sing and observe the National Anthem, from the Arizona Cardinals. The voice of United States Navy Retired Petty Officer First Class, Steve Powell, will not only give you chills, but make you shout, "America! Hell YES!"

http://bit.ly/2jJ9rX9

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (oQQwD)

380 Maybe the dress is in solidarity with the Polar Zebras that are being wiped out by global warming and will certainly be finished off under Trump unless we stop him now..

#BoldStatement

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (1BQGO)

381 I set my alarm for the crack of eleven today, PAL.

Posted by: ace

--

In Russia, you would have missed happy hour.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (7ZVPa)

382 Do we really want Mattis... he sounds like he believes his own bullshit at this point...

Stand by Iran deal??????????????????

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (DpOmP)

383 It's not the outfit that bothers Me.. It's the fawning over Mooch that's creepy....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (O2RFr)

384 I set my alarm for the crack of eleven today, PAL.

GAINZZ

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (F0ZHr)

385 I, like your friend, know the feeling. Always a dagger to the heart to find out an 'ette is married. MWR, willow, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 02:57 PM (qpKia)

---

But not to Paolos heart

Posted by: Paolo at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (PqqkK)

386 >>thanks for ruining all the posts I have in draft, fellas

THREADWINNER!

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (OhOyF)

387 that's the bar code for a large bag o dicks. why else would fallon be there. this shit is starting to fucking smell like a room full of puke.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

388 back in the day, there where people who would have hit that ship if given half a chance.

not so with soon-to-be ex-FLOTUS.

Posted by: hack at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (168MX)

389 Michelle has had the largest staff of any FLOTUS, and she's gone through more than a few chiefs of staff. Methinks they are sent packing if they don't tell her what she wants to hear.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

Yeppers. I read through a list of the budget for her staff, some of those women must be independently wealthy because they were only getting $55,000 a year to be Flunkette Numero 12 or all the low paid chicks are living together in one DC apartment.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (kXoT0)

390 Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

He's still alive?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (O2RFr)

391 UHURU

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Qpjvu)

392 >>> The horde should send AoSHQ shirts for the guys. Oh, wait.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:44 PM (PY9jH)

I would love if the flaming skull was on a tee. Obvious Moron signalling, yet no one else would know what it means.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (hvf9s)

393 "312 It's a trendy/fancy hotel in Palm Springs that for some reason is frequently used as a set for modeling shoots.

Yeah, my life is like that. Sorry.
Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

Don't be sorry for having an awesome life. I just wish mine didn't suck is all.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 02:56 PM (0mRoj)"

Yes! Revel in your time, the candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright!

Posted by: Eldon Tyrell at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (1Rgee)

394
Just heard the audio from Carson's hearing.

Didn't hear if any other Senate panel member confronted/mocked/disassembled this delusional idiocy from the delusional idiot Warren, a la Cruz on Judiciary the other day.

For those who missed it, panel members were - with their voices breaking - begging/insisting Carson to guarantee that no $ under HUD would "go into the pocket of the president-elect".

Incredible.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (QDnY+)

395 Marine Le Pen spotted at Trump Tower

lefties are melting down

coz "the Nazis of the world are uniting!"

https://twitter.com/srl/status/819578487631728640

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (Om16U)

396 I though the "meet the FLOTUS" but was a nice thank you for her supporters. I thought the delusional pedestal they placed her on was revealing as well. 8 years later and the still see their fantasies embodied. I predict another 40+ years of undeserved worship like the Kennedys got. Welcome to the new Camelot.

Posted by: Vendor at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (RlKY/)

397 In Russia, you would have missed happy hour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (7ZVPa)

As if it's only an hour.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (8hICw)

398 It took three railcars of coal to fuel the generator to supply the electricity required to style that snappy hairdo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (2Mnv1)

399 He's still alive?

--

It's obviously pre-death threats Anka.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (+FSld)

400 I'm proud that I've been around long enough to immediately check the AoSHQ when I see Paul Anka on Drudge. I think I've been lurking (mostly) since the '04 election, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (WV40F)

401
'No, that's your agenda. Those are political issues that your party is pushing'
...is the correct response to asking cabinet nominees about gay shit and climate change.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (Z1+Wk)

402 Not sure if this has been pointed out...but Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: ajmojo
====

So.

Were there any thoughts about what the men in his band might wear?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (toH8T)

403 I set my alarm for the crack of eleven today, PAL.

It's 7AM someplace...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (qJhUV)

404 383 It's not the outfit that bothers Me.. It's the fawning over Mooch that's creepy....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (O2RFr)

The dress is pretty heinous, but the fact she could dress herself in used trash bags and get the same tongue bath is far more disturbing. There's a real North Korea vibe there.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (0mRoj)

405 >>373
You could have sewn together a few dozen empty bags of dicks and made a more attractive dress. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:05 PM (dkHoZ)

Anyone can have some cheap off-the-rack dick-bag schmatta. The vintage, authentic burlap ones with the faded company printing, though, command absurd prices on Ebay. "Pinckney's Provisioning Co. One Peck Of Dicks."

Runway judges give higher scores if you can clearly read the "bag of dicks" lettering.

Posted by: General Zod at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (Bdeb0)

406 That prison outfit sends Hillary directly into seizures, guaranteed.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (2z74n)

407 Darn. Go out to grab a pussy...er, sandwich and I miss the whole picnic table cover thread.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (HgMAr)

408 Not sure if this has been pointed out...but Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

thanks for ruining all the posts I have in draft, fellas

Posted by: ace
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What about doing one on Soros losing a billion bucks and Hungary is going to start shutting down his groups there?

Crap.

Sorry.

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (8b+oT)

409 https://tinyurl.com/z45urns

Putin/FAB Facebook Meme

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (y3aQB)

410 It's a good thing Hillary is going to the inauguration. Otherwise I would have worried that she'd go all Circe Lannister on the Capitol with that green shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

411 I would love if the flaming skull was on a tee. Obvious Moron signalling, yet no one else would know what it means.
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (hvf9s)
________________________________

Had one printed out 8x10 and it hung in my garage for years. I think we used it as a centerpiece for a meetup years ago.

Posted by: IP at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (+TS/5)

412 The dress is pretty heinous, but the fact she could dress herself in used trash bags and get the same tongue bath is far more disturbing. There's a real North Korea vibe there.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (0mRoj)

On Jan. 20th I expect the left to go into full North Korean weeping and wailing over Barry going bye bye

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (493sH)

413 397 In Russia, you would have missed happy hour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (7ZVPa)

As if it's only an hour.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (8hICw)

I don't think they do happy. Intoxicated, sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (0mRoj)

414 Ace needs to market some dry-fit GAINNNZZZZwear, I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

415 Ace, we're gonna need a live blog of Paul Anika's performance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (WdSL5)

416 Imagine Melania in a form fitting zebra print dress.then compare and contrast that assault on the senses from our current First Lady.

It's almost over.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (1BQGO)

417 I would love if the flaming skull was on a tee. Obvious Moron signalling, yet no one else would know what it means.

Especially with a Blago wig

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)

418 That Naval camo pattern is called "Dazzle".

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2017 02:23 PM (wrS2o)

Little-known fact: Early on, the Navy experimented with "Vajazzle Painting", but the ships were constantly followed by large schools of sharks, which gave U-boats a clue to targeting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (bG+ug)

419

OT/

RE: The Kate Upton clip from sidebar.

A thought... you know, of course she's gorgeous, but there's something about her look that I found less than sexy. I think I've finally put my finger on it. She is too tall. I looked up her height up and internet says she is 5'10"... which is out of the range for most guys. Marilyn Monroe was five-foot-five, for example, making her more adorable IMO. I would reckon most of the pin-up girls where closer to 5" than 6".

What say you?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (Uy6ri)

420 All the GNUS that is fit to "print"..... read all about it......time to bring back tha BURQUA

Posted by: saf at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (+zN6H)

421 I don't think they do happy. Intoxicated, sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (0mRoj)

An excellent point of clarification.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (8hICw)

422 But that dress is horrendous. Nobody should use that fabric for anything outside of a circus or county fair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

Or sneaking up on a zebra.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SRKgf)

423 What's black and white and red all over?

Michelle Obama and her politics.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (PqqkK)

424 Ace, we're gonna need a live blog of Paul Anika's performance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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EVERYONE GETS SHIRTS!!! *starts shooting rapid fire tee shirt canon into crowd*

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)

425 347 "18 The dress is so awful, you almost don't notice her horrible, gag-reflex-inducing hair."

That's not Mooch's hair, she wears human hair wigs costing between $5,000 and $15,000. The only time you see Mooch's actual hair is when she's getting off Marine One coming back from Martha's vineyard, et al and she looks bald as in this photo:

http://tinyurl.com/n9ohh7g
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

When you look at those pictures, Obama only smiles at his oldest daughter. The looks between he and Michelle are frosty, and the youngest girl looks like she would rather be anywhere but where she is. For a family with everything, that's kind of sad.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (VnCI9)

426 On Jan. 20th I expect the left to go into full North Korean weeping and wailing over Barry going bye bye
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (493sH)

Frankly, I hope they do so normal people will see just how batshit nuts TFG's cultists are.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (0mRoj)

427 It's almost over.

These final days have seemed the longest... I guess it's all the stuff like obama's goodbye speech and Moochs "appearances".. Just go away already...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (O2RFr)

428 Bear Arthur's bush is spinning in its grave.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Qpjvu)

429 5" than 6".

What say you?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (Uy6ri)

Most women I know clear 4' easily. I don't know any women that are 5 or 6 inches tall. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (8hICw)

430 >>>thanks for ruining all the posts I have in draft, fellas
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2017 03:06 PM (8rNrN)

Hah! Your take on the news Ace is more important than breaking the news itself, so no worries.

Too bad Anka is rewriting the lyrics to My Way and not Having My Baby for the inauguration...

Being my President
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love us
Making us Great Again
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinking of us
I can see it, hair is glowin
I can see it in your eyes, it's yuge you know it

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (hvf9s)

431 >>What say you?

I'm 6' 3...

5' 10 is just fine by me.

Of course, she could be 6' 10 and I'd be okay with the Snoo Snoo.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (OhOyF)

432 419

OT/

RE: The Kate Upton clip from sidebar.

A thought... you know, of course she's gorgeous, but there's something about her look that I found less than sexy. I think I've finally put my finger on it. She is too tall. I looked up her height up and internet says she is 5'10"... which is out of the range for most guys. Marilyn Monroe was five-foot-five, for example, making her more adorable IMO. I would reckon most of the pin-up girls where closer to 5" than 6".

What say you?

Posted by: Serious Cat

I know, these chicks who only score 9.9 out of 10 just rub my sensibilities the wrong way. I bet she eats crackers in bed, too! Pshaw! Away with you, woman!

Posted by: zombie at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (jBuUi)

433 24 A fashion blog I used to frequent had a strict no politics policy, I think to have an excuse to delete anti michelle obama comments. I checked in to see what they thought of Meryl and not only were they gushing over her speech, but her outfit was deepy symbolic of the need to speak truth to power, or some nonsense.

They said they might recant their no politics stance. Gee I can't imagine why! Good luck with that very idiotic business practice. But the left can't help themselves.

---

Under the reign of Oneness the First, I noticed that CNN abruptly started capitalizing the title of President (along with Prime Minister, King, etc.), even when it didn't come in front of the head of state's name. A complete coincidence, I'm sure, and it'll be a complete coincidence that they go back to the universally accepted style on Jan. 20.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (zke7T)

434 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (qpKia)

435 370 Not sure if this has been pointed out...but Paul Anka is playing Trump's inauguration.

thanks for ruining all the posts I have in draft, fellas
Posted by: ace
,,,,
Just here to help.

Posted by: ajmojo at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (1H9ox)

436 I usually make it a rule not to go after the wives or kids of asshole polititians but in the case of The Mooch, in Honor of Gen Mattis, I will waive that rule!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2017 03:04 PM (sRFAL)
-----------------

I look at who's fair game in politics the same way I do water-gun fights.

If you are sitting out, minding your own business you are off limits but the SECOND you engage, you are 100% fair game forever. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (xeeHA)

437 She has clearly been eating WAY TOO MUCH dog meat lately, and that is camouflage in an attempt to hide how much wider her already HUUUUUUUUGE butt has become.

Posted by: Mark Matis at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (LzG0h)

438 When you look at those pictures, Obama only smiles at his oldest daughter. The looks between he and Michelle are frosty, and the youngest girl looks like she would rather be anywhere but where she is. For a family with everything, that's kind of sad.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (VnCI9)

They don't have what they really want, which is the subjugation of whitey and the full destruction of America as founded.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

439 First time I read Ace was just at the very end of the Anka run, so I missed most of it. I do wonder if someone involved in the inauguration isn't a moron, though. Or at least a fan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)

440 This would be cool for the inauguration!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4e0RtIz9zk

Anka covers Oasis song Wonderwall. The lyrics work!

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (8b+oT)

441 Seriously, who ever bought a dress because they saw Michelle Obama wearing it? I remember all too well the hilarious "ripped off the curtain rod" dress she wore to the 2009 inauguration. It was a pretty bad outfit, but what made it worse was everyone orgasming over how amazing it was and how Camelot was back. "

Don't they have all (or most) of the First Lady Inaugural Gowns lined up in some exhibit at the Smithsonian? heh, heh, that hideous Mooch dress is going to be displayed next to whatever elegant size 2 creation Melania will wear....the fashion and media world may be willfully blind, but all those DC tourists won't be.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ZM2xo)

442 Yes, it's Kate Upton's height that's removing us from consideration.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (F0ZHr)

443 Speaking of feet and inches:

https://youtu.be/Pyh1Va_mYWI?t=1m5s

Spinal Tap

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (8hICw)

444 http://www.drudgereport.com/

Ties to Hillary Examined to be investigated

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (y3aQB)

445 Frankly, I hope they do so normal people will see just how batshit nuts TFG's cultists are.

***

I kinda suspect that deep down, they already know.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (UWriB)

446 And they say the democrats have lost their mojo... hmph!

Posted by: Mr. McGoose at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (0dmP2)

447 >Most women know what works for their body type by her age.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2017 02:50 PM (IgBFP)

I knew from the first inauguration when they showed 8 or so dresses she could pick from, and several were lovely, she picked the one that looked like a 15 year old would be wearing with a silly cheap looking ruffle that her taste was not going to be the best. She loves prints, clearly, but you can pick better ones.

She looks fine when she picks good clothes and smiles.

Posted by: Lea at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (lIU4e)

448 Are we now able to quit the nonsense that a woman with an ass an ax handle wide is the epitome of physical fitness and good health. That wearing a boob belt is to hide her rolls, not a fashion statement.

Posted by: ejo at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (il4FI)

449 If you are sitting out, minding your own business you are off limits but
the SECOND you engage, you are 100% fair game forever. Them's the
rules.

***

Damn skippy.

And damn Jif too.

Hell, just damn peanut butter in general.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (UWriB)

450
They don't have what they really want, which is the subjugation of whitey and the full destruction of America as founded.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

{{{Insomniac}}}} how are you doing hon?!

And yes, you are probably right.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VnCI9)

451 Have never watched one episode of Jimmy Fallon. Dude looks like pajama boy's better dressed cousin.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (S2VsH)

452 She looks fine when she picks good clothes and smiles.

***

Still looks like Chewbacca with a Brazilian to me, but nobody asked me.

Posted by: clint flicker at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (UWriB)

453 Don't you get it, i'm wearing this dazzle camo to protect my genitalia from a Donald Trump grabbing. He'll never find it now...

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (PqqkK)

454 http://www.drudgereport.com/

Ties to Hillary Examined to be investigated

Posted by: EVLINC!

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I'm afraid they're trying to squeeze in a quick whitewash.

"Hey, we already looked into this!"

Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (8b+oT)

455 This is like the Emperor's New Clothes, but worse. Mrs Trump IS a legitimate super model, and they ignore her, while heaping praises on Aunt Esther wearing laughable repurposed Coast Guard flags.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 12, 2017 03:00 PM (7ZVPa)

It's going to be hard to watch a beautiful woman and her handsome child treated like dirt by the press after 8 year of listening to them fawn over Mooch and the daughters. I leave the daughters alone, but, I will say this, they never learned how to behave in front of the cameras, they always looked bored and petulant. One poor reporterette sent out a Tweet sympathizing with them for being bored and showing it and the rest of the Press destroyed her.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

456 She is too tall. I looked up her height up and internet says she is 5'10"... which is out of the range for most guys.

At almost 6'3, that's just fine. Top of the head kisses as she snuggles in my arms fine. For me though, its Kate Upton's personality. She seems really sweet, but fierce in defending her man. Hard to top that.

I'm sure she's got serious flaws and all but from way over here where she's never going to darken with her shadow... she's okay by me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+)

457 ..the fashion and media world may be willfully blind, but all those DC tourists won't be.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ZM2xo)

You mean the smelly, sweaty tourists that Harry Reid doesn't like??

That comment should have told the American people what Dems really think about them. But I wager that was memory holed in the MSM as fast as they could hit delete.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (VnCI9)

458 The make up is nice but the hell with her hair and I'm just going to pretend that dress didn't happen.

Also, all y'all need to pity Bander a lot. We were on the phone the other night and he asked something about the Golden Globes and it ended up with him having to listen to me spend the next hourish going through galleries of red carpet photos and ripping apart hair and makeup and gowns and yeah. All of the pitying.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

459 383 It's not the outfit that bothers Me.. It's the fawning over Mooch that's creepy....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:07 PM (O2RFr)
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Yes.
The people speaking to her portrait are almost certainly sincere, but they have obviously carefully rehearsed their fawning speeches. And the producers of the show thought this was a good segment to put on.
The whole thing is creepy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Nox3c)

460 What say you?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (Uy6ri)

In my opinion, the slight oddness is her lack of waist/hips.

Gorgeous girl, just utterly adorable, but her overall shape is odd, boobehs aside, of course.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (nUdSA)

461 {{{Insomniac}}}} how are you doing hon?!

And yes, you are probably right.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (VnCI9)

{{{Moki}}}

I'm not doing great, honestly. Still struggling on the employment front and feeling worse and worse about myself as a partial result.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (0mRoj)

462 When you look at those pictures, Obama only smiles at his oldest daughter. The looks between he and Michelle are frosty, and the youngest girl looks like she would rather be anywhere but where she is. For a family with everything, that's kind of sad.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (VnCI9)

I will say TFG looks like he likes his kids, and the way he will hold hands with them is sweet.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Om16U)

463 Also the younger kid is pretty.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Om16U)

464 honestly, I can see the argument for ugly. The only reason I disagree, is I don't think she's, like, traditionally ugly. I think she looks perpetually angry -- she has narrow eyes, knitted up eyebrows, and an angry, sharp mouth.

But I don't know if that's outside ugliness. I think it's her inside showing.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 12, 2017 02:41 PM (QAOZh)

If Michelle got a set of bolt-ons, to bring her topside into some semblance of proportion with her bottom-side, and simply learned to smile, she'd be pretty attractive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (bG+ug)

465 Not sure what you guys are talking because ESPN has an article up: "FLOTUS' Casual Glamour". That's how I know this must be a great look.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (2z74n)

466
I'm not doing great, honestly. Still struggling on the employment front and feeling worse and worse about myself as a partial result.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (0mRoj)

Praying for you, my sweet friend. I guess you didn't hear back from the interviews. I will put a red flag on the prayers for a job asap!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (VnCI9)

467 Keep Kurt Eichenwald away from her, he might be triggered into having another seizure.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (4kTo2)

468 Praying for you, my sweet friend. I guess you didn't hear back from the interviews. I will put a red flag on the prayers for a job asap!
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (VnCI9)

Thanks Moki. No, everything is still up in the air, and one place is currently acting like I don't even exist. It's infuriating.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (0mRoj)

469 Fascinating. I didn't know they used dazzle pattern camo on dirigibles and airships!

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (+oPZu)

470 Bear Arthur's bush is spinning in its grave.

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Damn you, Dr. Varno. I read that as:

Bea Arthur's bush is spinning in its grave.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (+FSld)

471 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

It's true, but I cut them some slack because a) it's their parents fault ultimately, and b) all teenagers are sulky and petulant and I'd hate to have had to spend my teenage years in such a public position.

And unlike the Bush, Kennedy, Clinton children, they didn't grow up in any kind of position to learn how to behave in that kind of role; I think Obama's rise was pretty quick.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (nUdSA)

472
But those ARMS!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 02:29 PM (PY9jH)

STOP IT!

Posted by: Michelle Fields ( armless) at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (1isJI)

473 It was so obvious, so transparent that they were trying sooo hard to praise her because she's a black woman and they aren't racist no sir. [i/]

Or was it pity?

Posted by: Mr. McGoose at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (0dmP2)

474 I approve! This is the kind of dress that really accentuates (hides) a woman's figure (fat).

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (V/f/L)

475 I will say TFG looks like he likes his kids, and the way he will hold hands with them is sweet.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Om16U)

He actually seems like he genuinely likes all kids. The photos of him with Prince George are darling as are the ones with the wee toddler in the Pope Mobile at one of the WH Halloween events... whenever I felt worse than usual rage at Obama, I'd make myself Google pics of him with kids to calm myself down.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (nUdSA)

476 And unlike the Bush, Kennedy, Clinton children, they didn't grow up in any kind of position to learn how to behave in that kind of role; I think Obama's rise was pretty quick.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (nUdSA)

I would add the Trump children and grandchildren to that list, but, I would remove Chelsea. It's true she was First Kid of Arkansas, but, just like Amy Carter, she did not do particularly well as First Daughter. It was bad enough that they developed a tactic wherein she cuddled up under Bill's arm and stared up at him adoringly as they walked pass an adoring Press Corp.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (kXoT0)

477 THIS is how you wear zebra!

http://tinyurl.com/zj4c2pn

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (8iiMU)

478 It's true, but I cut them some slack because a) it's their parents fault ultimately, and b) all teenagers are sulky and petulant and I'd hate to have had to spend my teenage years in such a public position.

And unlike the Bush, Kennedy, Clinton children, they didn't grow up in any kind of position to learn how to behave in that kind of role; I think Obama's rise was pretty quick.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (nUdSA)

I very much admire the Trumps for the fact that I completely forget Barron Trump even existed until election night. Honestly, I don't remember anything at all during the campaign about hey remember Trump's got a 10 year old too.

And then the poor kid's onstage at 4 in the morning trying desperately not to pass out and people were all OMG LOOK HE'S AUTISTIC and then I remembered why people are the worst.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

479 Remember when they did this with Laura Bush?

Posted by: D-fens at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (yB1PK)

480
If you wish an unsetting experience, Google Dick Blumenthal images then do the same for Reinhard Heydrich.

Downright eerie.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (X35Yt)

481 If this skit had been written for Bush or Trump you just know that the people speaking to the portrait would be saying horrible things! Of course, if the people speaking to the Mooch painting said anything bad Mooch would have rushed out swinging!

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (Cl52v)

482 The 1st Lady showed up at the Crazy Uncle Joe tribute and she's certain to set new fashion trends by wearing a sleeveless gown in Washington in January.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 12, 2017 03:54 PM (KJQpM)

483 Lipstick, pig. Some assembly required. Also handy, three large brown paper bags.

Posted by: OCBill at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (df+Zi)

484 UPC scanner came up with $7.93 but I think you get another 30% off at the register.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (NBrh6)

485 Is she getting ready to referee the Inauguration Day riots?

Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (xiOrX)

486 OMG the disgusting adoration that people have for these grifters really makes me want to VOMIT

Posted by: Crystal Rivers at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (Z2VY8)

487 Dangit! Seizure!

Posted by: Rick67 at January 12, 2017 05:42 PM (bqer+)

488 The First Family have to notify the Pentagon to call in hueys with rocket-propelled grenade launchers for tactical backup just to take a dump.
So Michelle just "sprung a big surprise" on everyone at 30 Rockefeller by waltzing in during rehearsals. That little scamp!

Posted by: jbspry at January 12, 2017 07:16 PM (QGbEp)

489 "A myriad, dizzying pattern of black blocks and white blocks, forever in conflict, never to combine, and stretched over a lumpy and seething unknown."

Don't change the subject. We are talking about Michelle's dress, not Obama's America.

Posted by: jbspry at January 12, 2017 07:17 PM (QGbEp)

490 "OMG the disgusting adoration that people have for these grifters really makes me want to VOMIT"

A self-respecting person doesn't adore anyone, except himself.

Posted by: jbspry at January 12, 2017 07:20 PM (QGbEp)

491 watched w/out sound noticed difference in hugs
At 1st thought MO a helluva good hugger
Then the white guy the pat pat pat OK get off me now hug

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at January 13, 2017 09:02 AM (iTpVl)

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