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Video of Trump Calling CNN "Fake News" To Jim Acosta's Face

Excellent.

Clip below the fold.


BTW, if you missed this, it's pretty funny:



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1 Media delenda est.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 11, 2017 02:28 PM (4YUWF)

2 Trump punched the MSM in the dick!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (lT82q)

3 Rick Wilson delenda est.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (4YUWF)

4 John McCain delenda est.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (4YUWF)

5 brb looking for a deer

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

6 Buzzfeed delenda est.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (4YUWF)

7 Eff McCain with a pineapple, sideways!

Posted by: Bosk at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (n2K+4)

8 You Are Fake News.

new meme started today.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (VndSC)

9 It's raining posts!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (Om16U)

10 John McCain's Depends wet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (oVJmc)

11 Counterfeit News Network

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (VndSC)

12 Who runs Bartertown!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

13 In this re-enactment, the deer will be played by CNN

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (EZVcm)

14 who needs Viagra anymore?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (/CIN4)

15 I'm accepting suggestions for delenda-esting. Burn it down, scatter the stones, salt the earth . . . you know the drill.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (4YUWF)

16 Quick reminder: Rome didn't kill Carthage with mean tweets. Hit the in the pocketbook, put them behind bars. This is total war.

Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (FMuzS)

17 Trump v The Media : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf6sErugyuY

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (4e+hS)

18 This is just the fucking Amuse-Bouche, people.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (BhaFh)

19 Jim Acosta's dirty little secret is that he kind of liked being treated like that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (uSg15)

20
Don Lemon hardest hit.

Posted by: Squeeze at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (CFAp3)

21 Schadenboner status: immortal.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (0mRoj)

22 The genius of Trump? Create the circus sideshow so you can get done what you want away from the crowing masses?

Obama, On Stage: "Eff you. Healthcare."
(Off stage, "FORE!")
Trump. On Stage: "I did not pee on a hooker"
(Off stage: repeal healthcare)

Posted by: Me at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (RYASC)

23 Total War, amazing.

This is never happened before, yes? This is the fundamental transformation we were warned against.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (q177U)

24 LOL, Acosta needs a hug and some cocoa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (FRQMa)

25 So I guess he was serious about that whole 'grab 'em by the kitty' thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (V3IFq)

26 "Now, Mr. President-elect, that's not appropriate!"




heh heh

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (qUNWi)

27 Huh. Maybe sometimes you should pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel...

Posted by: Mark Twain at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (NOIQH)

28 Gunnery Sergent Hartman says "I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!"

same message

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (/CIN4)

29 I still think Trump should have had the whining little petulant ass ejected.

Mostly just to watch all the MFM heads explode.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (iT57s)

30 Just heard McCain's stupid defense of the indefensible. When is AZ going to pull the plug on this useful idiot?!!

Posted by: runningrn at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (sUP4M)

31 That made my pockets tight. About time these jerksticks got their onions busted. And I'm sure this is just the beginning.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (Z/diL)

32 24
LOL, Acosta needs a hug and some cocoa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (FRQMa)
And a onsie with hearts and kittens.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

33 Video of Trump Calling CNN "Fake News" To Jim Acosta's Face

The applause was the best part.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (zc3Db)

34 Now, Mr. F*cking Monkey, that's not appropriate.

Posted by: The Deer at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (VndSC)

35
Trump should treat the MFM with the contempt they deserve. Show them for being the lying, propaganda tools they really are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (493sH)

36 My schadenboner is holding up a liquor store right now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (lT82q)

37
Wolf Blitzer had to go to his safe space and cry bitter salty tears.

Posted by: Double Jeopardy! at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (CFAp3)

38 LOL, Acosta needs a hug and some cocoa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (FRQMa)
And a onsie with hearts and kittens.


Coloring books, stat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

39 a preview:

TRUMP 2020
FYNQ

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (/CIN4)

40 Trump punched the MSM in the dick!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The "the" in grabbed by the at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (DMUuz)

41 25 So I guess he was serious about that whole 'grab 'em by the kitty' thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (V3IFq)


Trump grabbed CNN by its pussy!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (Om16U)

42 Jeorge Ramos is happy to not be the only reporter ejected by Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:35 PM (NOIQH)

43 So are we to believe the Dems/MSM are shocked and offended by rumors of bizarre sex and orgies in some hotel? If so, it is only because they were not invited.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (1BQGO)

44 Ride me! I'm a deer!

Posted by: The Media at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (BP2E4)

45 Trump should have told Acosta that he'd get back to him for a question right after Buzzfeed got their turn.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (VndSC)

46 24
LOL, Acosta needs a hug and some cocoa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (FRQMa)


How about a bag of dicks?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (lT82q)

47 And Patton Oswald's twitter which someone mentioned earlier.


http://tinyurl.com/h6v6kz5


I think he's hiding under his bed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (J+eG2)

48 My dick has been marching across the mediascape with sword and torch, purifying all that is unholy

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (swEzU)

49 Trump is turning into a monkey-honey badger-human mutant before our eyes.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

50 47 And Patton Oswald's twitter which someone mentioned earlier.


http://tinyurl.com/h6v6kz5


I think he's hiding under his bed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yes Patton, you are fucked.

so fucked.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (/CIN4)

51 Isn't Acosta Shep's boyfriend?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (BP2E4)

52 >>So are we to believe the Dems/MSM are shocked and offended by rumors of bizarre sex and orgies in some hotel?

*John Podesta looks away, whistles to himself*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)

53 CNN may as well not send out reporters and just start reading Trump's tweets on the air. They'll never be able to ask another question of the Trump administration.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (X4ZNp)

54 Ride me! I'm a deer!
Posted by: The Media


Shut the mis-ordered blog down.

Now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (V3IFq)

55 hope cnns' tax forms are in order, this could get really messy.best presser i've seen in years. gloves are off from the beginning. meagain just ran out of material. she will auger in before june.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (KP5rU)

56 53 CNN may as well not send out reporters and just start reading Trump's tweets on the air. They'll never be able to ask another question of the Trump administration.
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (X4ZNp)

They may yet prostrate themselves publicly.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (8hICw)

57 BottomFeed is just the triggerman, using it's already-low standards on behalf of the rest of the press corps and the Establishment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

58 Have we ever witnessed a shorter honeymoon or what?

It's bat shit insane and he isn't officially President until the 20th.

Our powers to imagine the depths of depravity the media and the deep state will go to to attack and assail will be mightily challenged.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (Gh/jd)

59
Thanks a lot, Trumpoids!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (q+0Je)

60 And Patton Oswald's twitter which someone mentioned earlier.


http://tinyurl.com/h6v6kz5


I think he's hiding under his bed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (J+eG2)



The bed must have very tall legs for that tub to fit under it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (493sH)

61 CNN is now rated worse than MSNBC. That should be a clue.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (BP2E4)

62 Now that's going to leave a bruise...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (tHocv)

63
Where's Bill Wynn to tell us that Trump's performance at the press conference is exactly why Hillary is going to win the election in a landslide?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (493sH)

64 So where is it written that say CNN has to be let into White House press conferences?

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (rLp05)

65 My prediction for five years from now,

President Trump says his biggest mistake was supporting Juan McCain for US Senator in 2016. Especialy after PrIncipled Conservatives McCain, Lindseed Graham and Lisa Moocowsky crossed the aisle to become Principled Democrats in July 2017.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (iT57s)

66 Was It the monkey or the deer who told CNN this story?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (BP2E4)

67 >>>>So are we to believe the Dems/MSM are shocked and offended by rumors of bizarre sex and orgies in some hotel?

Steve Kroft, sipping champagne from his mistress' bum?????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (NOIQH)

68 One of the best things about this is it enrages the MSM to be called hacks and liars by Trump, so in response they double down on being hacks and liars in the attempt to get back at him, and thereby bleeding away ever more of what little credibility they have left.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (hA1V+)

69 64 So where is it written that say CNN has to be let into White House press conferences?
Posted by: Maritime


likely on the TP Trump just wiped his ass with

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (/CIN4)

70 The "Rules of the Game" always were that the Democrat-Media Complex could be as rude and nasty as they wanted to their political opponents, and those political opponents had to take the "high ground" lest they be accused of all manner of bad things.

The rules have changed. And the D-MC has only themselves to blame.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (s5o+q)

71 Good for PE Trump

And Rubio is a scumbag ...Oh way off base asking Tillerson to call Putin a War Criminal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (SjImc)

72 It's a smart move to pick one enemy and hold him up as a boogeyman.

Master Persuasion. No one will want to be the next CNN. Muah, hah ha! Kind of a dick move that you really have to admire.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (q177U)

73 Some small part of me wants to call this out as unprofessional and overly aggressive...

but then I remember the last 8 years and how brazenly the media tried to tow Canlkes over the line....

Fuck em. In their eye-holes. Like a viking.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (xeeHA)

74

The fake news' influence on The People has decreased dramatically in the last year -- thank Christ.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (q+0Je)

75 The schadenboner is beginning to glow from nuclear fusion.

The MSM willingly tossed aside even the pretence of objectivity in 2016 to get Trump. No reason for Trump or anyone to treat them with deference.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (LrAXf)

76 Its all rather glorious to behold...

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

77 51: i thought that lemon guy was his boyfriend? when did they breakup?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

78 YOU'RE Fake News! and YOU'RE Fake News! you are ALL Fake News!

Posted by: Oprah the Magnificent at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (dQJCS)

79 He's going to throw us all in camps!!!!!

Posted by: Patton Oswald at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)

80 This is clearly grounds for impeachment under the 31st Amendment's WHARBLGARBL clause.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (EZVcm)

81 The best part about this?
CNN will now double triple down on the stupid and just give us more laughs for months or years to come.

Tired of Winning yet?

#ThisIsHowYouGotTrump

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (I8rcI)

82 It's a smart move to pick one enemy and hold him up as a boogeyman.

Master Persuasion. No one will want to be the next CNN. Muah, hah ha! Kind of a dick move that you really have to admire.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (q177U)


Hmm. "Pick out a target, isolate it . . ."

Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (s5o+q)

83 Trump v The Media :






10,000 quatloos on Trump

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (qpKia)

84 So the WSJ has identified former U.K. Intelligence officer Christopher Steele as the source of the fake Trump news story. This just gets better by the minute. The press is even dumping sources to save themselves.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (BP2E4)

85 So the deer/monkey meme has supplanted the toaster? (Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (FRQMa)

86 And Rubio is a scumbag ...Oh way off base asking Tillerson to call Putin a War Criminal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (SjImc)
Yeah, what's up with Rubio??

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (a0IVu)

87 Replace CNN's chair in the press room with a child's potty chair.

"You wanna make boom-boom? G'head."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

88 So the WSJ has identified former U.K. Intelligence officer Christopher Steele as the source of the fake Trump news story. This just gets better by the minute. The press is even dumping sources to save themselves.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (BP2E4)


Why do I think we'll be hearing the phrase "actual malice" quite a bit in the ensuing months?

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (s5o+q)

89 We cannot understand his hostility. After calling Donald Trump a maniac, a buffoon, a clown, an idiot, a rapist, a child molester, an incestual monster, a nazi, a klansman, a racist, and a Methodist, he seems so hostile!

Posted by: Legacy Media at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

90 Trump sure punched Acosta in his cockmarina.

Bigly.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (xeeHA)

91 One of the best things about this is it enrages the MSM to be called hacks and liars by Trump, so in response they double down on being hacks and liars in the attempt to get back at him, and thereby bleeding away ever more of what little credibility they have left.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
_______


Yep, people do stupid things when they are enraged and the media just keeps embarrassing themselves because they are so determined to take him down.

If Trump is smart, he will keep needling them his whole Presidency.

Even LIV's are starting to notice it's all yellow journalism.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (rLp05)

92 This is the push back that has to happen.

I would have gone much further - banning all orgs implicated in the wikileaks cables for the next two years just out of the gate.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (aZq03)

93 >>So where is it written that say CNN has to be let into White House press conferences?

Obama tried to deny Fox News access. IIRC, the WH Press Corps. fought this, so I assume they would do the same for CNN.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (NOIQH)

94 85 So the deer/monkey meme has supplanted the toaster? (Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)

Your mouth is purty. Purtier than The Chicken's. The Toaster, eh. He has a nice personality.

Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (u0s1P)

95 "(Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)"

Welcome back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (J+eG2)

96 Collective Horde Schadenboner Status: So hard that it's emitting Hawking radiation.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (EZVcm)

97 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about? Not that I care, just curious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (FRQMa)

98 This sex orgy accusation is just more projection from the vile MSM/DNC/Hollywood cabal.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (Ftuf+)

99 How long before the press section at Trumps new conferences devolves into a Morton Downey Junior chair throwing episode?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (BP2E4)

100 So the deer/monkey meme has supplanted the toaster? (Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (FRQMa)


Sympathy For The Toaster.

Posted by: The Chicken, channeling Mick Jagger at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (s5o+q)

101 *SPROING*

Posted by: Beastmodenboner at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (87y4e)

102 So the WSJ has identified former U.K. Intelligence officer Christopher Steele as the source of the fake Trump news story.

So is anyone checking to see how many emails he got from 4channers?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM (aZq03)

103 And Rubio is a scumbag ...Oh way off base asking Tillerson to call Putin a War Criminal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (SjImc)
Yeah, what's up with Rubio??
Posted by: IC

________


All of these Senators are still butt hurt that Trump beat them badly in the Presidential primary.



Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (rLp05)

104
War crimes, now?

How many times did obama LIE to us about Assad using chemical weapons, five or six?

The only war crimes being committed in Syria are by obama's pals the rebels, who he armed. Fuck you obama, fuck you john mccain.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (q+0Je)

105 Pssst, CNN: Hillary had a threesome with a deer and a monkey. Run with it.

Posted by: Anonymous CIA Leaker at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (xujbM)

106 I don't know if this was a smart move, I don't know what it portends, I don't know what the future may hold. All I konw is these guys have for decades deserved this and it was good to see it happen.

This was the equivalent of the reporter getting clocked by JOhn McClane's wife at the end of Die Hard.

They have it coming, and more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

107 Never attack an enemy that buys their ink by the barrel.



Unless you're President Elect Donald J. (Like a Boss) Trump.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (J+eG2)

108 68 One of the best things about this is it enrages the MSM to be called hacks and liars by Trump, so in response they double down on being hacks and liars in the attempt to get back at him, and thereby bleeding away ever more of what little credibility they have left.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
---------------

You had the exact same thought at 5he exact same time as I.
You just typed it quicker and more eloquently.

GMTA, I guess.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (I8rcI)

109 So where is it written that say CNN has to be let into White House press conferences?
Posted by: Maritime



Trump doesn't have to let anyone in. He could disseminate all newsworthy material thru one "pool" reporter or Twitter.
What he can't do, is use the government to unilaterally shut down the media.

But he doesn't have to give them access.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (qpKia)

110 Yeah, what's up with Rubio??
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (a0IVu)

He's a little man. Little Marco

Small people got no reason
Small people got no reason
Small people got no reason to live
They got small little feet and small.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (SjImc)

111 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about?

He can't get his fat little fingers to the bottom of the peanut butter jar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (oVJmc)

112 Real men fuck toasters.

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (Zs4uk)

113 GD, I wanna bitch slap Rubio right now.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (Enq6K)

114 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about?

He tweeted about watching the press conference and is terrified, advising people to horde food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

115 65 My prediction for five years from now,

President Trump says his biggest mistake was supporting Juan McCain for US Senator in 2016. Especialy after PrIncipled Conservatives McCain, Lindseed Graham and Lisa Moocowsky crossed the aisle to become Principled Democrats in July 2017.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 02:39 PM (iT57s)

Come on now, we all know they've been Principled Democrats (TM) ever since they got elected the first time.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (8hICw)

116 >>So is anyone checking to see how many emails he got from 4channers?

They should be checking to see if he was part of Hillary's shadow intelligence group.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (NOIQH)

117 Obama tried to deny Fox News access. IIRC, the WH Press Corps. fought this, so I assume they would do the same for CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:42 PM (NOIQH)


Trump's way is better. Let them in the room, just don't let them ask any questions.

They have "access." What they don't have is the ability to ask their usual crap "when did you stop beating your wife" questions.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (s5o+q)

118 Is there any difference between CNN or Buzzfeed and a PAC or Super PAC supporting the Dems?

So by calling themselves a "news" organization they can operate like a political campaign without following any of the applicable laws?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (hA1V+)

119 Let me check.

Nope, still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (PE7Zs)

120 "So the WSJ has identified former U.K. Intelligence officer Christopher Steele as the source of the fake Trump news story.
"

they can't admit that they got trolled by a 4chan Pepe, now can they? ;>

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (swEzU)

121 My schadenboner has its own zip code.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (jAZR9)

122 Mish Status: Mashed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

123 This is all so, so, SO GOOD.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (pOgVG)

124 So where is it written that say CNN has to be let into White House press conferences?

Obama tried to deny Fox News access. IIRC, the WH Press Corps. fought this, so I assume they would do the same for CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy


Who controls this institution?
Can't the President decide who he lets into the White House?

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (rLp05)

125 WAR.

Andrew Breitbart is watching with great interest today!

Posted by: Travis Anderson at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (/gUgY)

126 marco"water head"rubio should retire to his big fucking yacht and just leg hump cuban tranny hookers. his act has become boring and pointless. must be a mailman in the family woodpile. never trusted that little fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (KP5rU)

127 (Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)
Posted by: Minnfidel
---------------

But you have excellent taste in bourbon.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (I8rcI)

128 they can't admit that they got trolled by a 4chan Pepe, now can they? ;>

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (swEzU)

Probably got distracted by some of the pics at 4Chan...cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (SjImc)

129 It is becoming apparent that ideology is overrated....Only The Orange Man can deliver the mail.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (oBuXO)

130 Welcome back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM
Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (FRQMa)

131 In other words...

Eat a fat bag of dicks Jim.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (qfFuc)

132 "That's inappropriate!" the butthurt Acosta squealed.

Love it. Love it. Love it.

I have been waiting for a real man like this to be President for a long time. Thought W was til his second term.

I love this man. Love this team, ready to get to business on day one vs the pretender. Bite moi. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (fq4ih)

133 I tried to Fuck a toaster but I couldn't feel anything.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (FqgrG)

134 Never attack an enemy that buys their ink by the barrel.

No truer words were spoken... in the 20th century. Who buys printed news these days?

As for Rubio: everything he accuses Putin of being regarding Syrian highjinks, Obama is guilty of. I'd be very careful with the "war crimes" label. These old red scare warriors are very tedious to me.

Its not that Russia is a good guy, they're still bad actors and Putin is a murderous tyrant. But this isn't the same dynamic as 1980 and Rubio is not John Rambo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

135 114 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about?

He tweeted about watching the press conference and is terrified, advising people to horde food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

You can't horde Kale. And we all know that they wouldn't eat anything that's not fresh (never mind the organic part).

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (8hICw)

136 Mish Status: Mashed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 11, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)




They did the mash. They did the Mish Mash

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (493sH)

137 It doesn't seem to occur to all these deer-f'ers - CNN, McCain, little Marco, the CIA, Buzzfeed, the Dems - that there might be consequences for pissing The Donald off. I mean, he's not even prez yet and you've been poking the bear with a stick for months now and not letting up....doesn't seem wise.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (ZM2xo)

138 "95 "(Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)"


Yeah, me too. Don't send me to the Bucket. Oh, and Hillary will win and it will be an early night.


Posted by: Bull Wynn at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

139 Welcome back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM
Thanks!
Posted by: Minnfidel



Where you been hiding??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:48 PM (qpKia)

140 Trump's way is better. Let them in the room, just don't let them ask any questions.

They have "access." What they don't have is the ability to ask their usual crap "when did you stop beating your wife" questions.
Posted by: filbert
______


I mean there's CNN on the front row, dead center.

Why do they get this treatment when at this point they are just hecklers?

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:48 PM (rLp05)

141 DJT is a bad motherfucker. No doubt about it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (cCsPW)

142 I hate these fucking hearings. Just an excuse for Senators to grand stand and pretend they are tough guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

143 "That's inappropriate!" the butthurt Acosta squealed.


Gee, so is running a story you can't verify, dickless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (oVJmc)

144 134 Never attack an enemy that buys their ink by the barrel.

No truer words were spoken... in the 20th century. Who buys printed news these days?

As for Rubio: everything he accuses Putin of being regarding Syrian highjinks, Obama is guilty of. I'd be very careful with the "war crimes" label. These old red scare warriors are very tedious to me.

Its not that Russia is a good guy, they're still bad actors and Putin is a murderous tyrant. But this isn't the same dynamic as 1980 and Rubio is not John Rambo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

Concur. He should have asked if there's really any side over there that we can take (there isn't).

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (8hICw)

145 He tweeted about watching the press conference and is terrified, advising people to horde food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM.............Looks like he's way ahead on the food front. My goodness, these people's panic is hysterical.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (FRQMa)

146 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about?

He tweeted about watching the press conference and is terrified, advising people to horde food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)




He looks like he hordes a lot of it in his face and stomach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (493sH)

147 Oswart should change his name to Pampers. Pampers Oswart.

Posted by: Pepe le Putin at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (bc2Lc)

148 So the WSJ has identified former U.K. Intelligence officer Christopher Steele as the source of the fake Trump news story. This just gets better by the minute. The press is even dumping sources to save themselves.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (BP2E4)


Bander and I were discussing that re: the National Laughinstock's the Vermont electrical grid was hacked story.

It used to be that if a source burned a reporter, the reporter burned the source. Which is only fair. That seems to have disappeared. I would not be unhappy at all if it returned.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

149 "My schadenboner has its own zip code."

Not to brag, but the water in the pool follows mine around the perimeter when I walk around the pool.

And migrating birds become disoriented.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (J+eG2)

150 14 Can someone tell me what that creepy fat little fuck Patton Oswald is whining about?

He tweeted about watching the press conference and is terrified, advising people to horde food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:45 PM (39g3+)

Fat fuck was probably hoarding food already anyway.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (t06LC)

151 Never attack an enemy that buys their ink by the barrel.


Also:

Never attack an enemy that buttf*cks you 140 characters at a time.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (VndSC)

152 Some idiot in the press can be heard to ask "Since you are attacking us...?"

Trump attacking the media on their falsehoods? This is beyond delusional. It's not even funny. It's sad, desperate, pathetic and quite frankly, unbelievable.

Posted by: gracepc at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (OU4q6)

153
They may yet prostrate themselves publicly.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (8hICw)

---

here, let me check that prostrate for you...

Posted by: D TRUMPinator at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (PqqkK)

154 "Pssst, CNN: Hillary had a threesome with a deer and a monkey. Run with it.



Posted by: Anonymous CIA Leake"

That's ridiculous and just going to far. Who would believe a monkey and deer would ever have sex with Hillary?

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (1BQGO)

155 Never attack an enemy that buys their ink by the barrel.

No truer words were spoken... in the 20th century. Who buys printed news these days?







Yeah. Not so true anymore since everyone has the same amount of pixels.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (qpKia)

156 So when is Mattis's senate confirmation? Might have to record c-span for that one.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

157 There is a difference between Obama trying to deny FOXN to the WH Press pool because he doesn't like their ideological bent, and denying press credentials to organizations that have been documented to have coordinated with the opposition candidate.

Or to put it another way, is Trump supposed to give press credentials to the Hillary Clinton campaign? If not, what is the difference between that and the Washington Post or NY Times? Both of the latter got caught working with the Clinton campaign....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (aZq03)

158 I don't necessarily support the president browbeating reporters at a press conference, but then I don't necessarily oppose it, either.

All I know is these guys deserve the beatdown and ten thousand more besides after their behavior the last 10+ years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

159 So the deer/monkey meme has supplanted the toaster? (Yes I am an old AOS poster who's been absent for quite some time)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (FRQMa)

Just another arrow in the quiver. Welcome home, minnfidel!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (bG+ug)

160 But you have excellent taste in bourbon.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM ...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (FRQMa)

161 DJT is a bad motherfucker. No doubt about it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere


Shut yo' mouth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (V3IFq)

162 Trump is turning into a monkey-honey badger-human mutant before our eyes.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

Exactly, because Honey Badger don't care. Neither does Deer-fucking Monkey.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (ozZau)

163 108 You had the exact same thought at 5he exact same time as I.

-----------

It's an old Jedi mind trick. Obi-Wan Trump is inserting that thought into all of our brains at the same time.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (hA1V+)

164
My schadenboner just became self aware.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (lKyWE)

165 I can only hope this keeps up for the next four years.
NOTE TO SELF: Self, get more popcorn!

Posted by: Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (0tfLf)

166 I'm all for internecine warfare in the press. It's a shame they hate guns.

Oh yeah, and if they all want to "stick together" I'm cool with that also. They can go down together with most of us waiving.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (BP2E4)

167 Accordingly Acosta accosted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (IqV8l)

168 He's going to throw us all in camps!!!!!

Posted by: Patton Oswald at January 11, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
HEY, THAT'S MY SCHTICK, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (qJhUV)

169 Scott Adams has some great analysis of this. It's a persuasion technique called "scrambling the frame"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8zxjau

Notice the very deliberate references to Nazi Germany he made (and will continue to make).

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (q177U)

170 What's funny is that Obama's WH regularly abused the MSM. They were known to call reporters and scream at them if they didn't like a story, force them to change it at the risk of losing future access. In addition, Obama excluded press photographers from many events, preferring to just send the press the WH photographer's pics. Press locked in a closet at a Biden event, etc.

And then there's Holder, who liked to investigate reporters (fox) and tapped the AP office phones.

It will be amusing to see them *now* expect to be treated with respect by Trump after fellating their abusive boyfriend Barry for 8+ years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

171 What is the most hilarious is that little dick of a neverTrump blogger, who kept yapping about news networks publishing "the thing" is the one who got noted. And McCain.

OMG, when I saw Drudge this morning I laughed so hard. That bitter loser was behind this, too! This could not be more funny unless Hilz was peeing the bed in Russia.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (fq4ih)

172 I think the left will rue the day they came up with the "Fake News" crap.

Trump is not a conservative (or what I have been told by NeverTrumpers), so therefore he will be happy to go there on the left...and everything they love.

Trump: CNN = Fake News!

Trump (in his mind): There I bomb ye back...

Historically that is a good way to get people to back off.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (MuTTO)

173 I loved the clapping after Trump called CNN fake news.

I'm really starting to love Trump. In a sexual way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (U+nHb)

174 141 DJT is a bad motherfucker. No doubt about it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 11, 2017 02:49 PM (cCsPW)

Can you dig it?

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

175 Its not that Russia is a good guy, they're still bad actors and Putin is a murderous tyrant. But this isn't the same dynamic as 1980 and Rubio is not John Rambo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)
--------------

More like Johnny Ringo, if you ask me.

The Russians are our opponents on the big stage but I have yet to hear a suggested course of action that I'd support. Let's keep this war cold, shall we? Do just enough to deter him from entering eastern Europe but try to keep the missiles in the silos.

McCain and Rubio act like they'd fight to cowboy ride the bomb down out of the B-52.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (xeeHA)

176 I mean there's CNN on the front row, dead center.

Why do they get this treatment when at this point they are just hecklers?
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:48 PM (rLp05)


It's harder to humiliate them properly if they're not in the room.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:51 PM (s5o+q)

177 Thanks for the warm prodigal welcomes. Good to see some familiar names.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (FRQMa)

178 133 I tried to Fuck a toaster but I couldn't feel anything.
Posted by: Marco Rubio

Try plugging it in

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (/CIN4)

179 My schadenboner just signed a movie deal where it will be portrayed by Brian Dennehy and will make sweet, sweet love to the volcano in such a manner that it will necessitate bringing back the X rating.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (9N5vm)

180 It mystifies me how layers and layers of fact checkers and editors could have produced such a stinker as this story.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (X4ZNp)

181 Trump should rip Jim Acosta's head off and shit in the hole.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (ONH2e)

182 My schadenboner has just jacked a car. Jim Acosta's car.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (lT82q)

183 McCain needs to leave. NOW.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (nFwvY)

184 Small people got no reason

Small people got no reason

Small people got no reason to live

They got small little feet and small.....





Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (SjImc)

Don't run when ATC reads this...you'll just die tired.

Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM (Enq6K)

185 McCain and Rubio act like they'd fight to cowboy ride the bomb down out of the B-52



If they were serious, I'd damn sure let them. No go backs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (qpKia)

186 As for Rubio: everything he accuses Putin of being regarding Syrian highjinks, Obama is guilty of. I'd be very careful with the "war crimes" label. These old red scare warriors are very tedious to me.

---

i misread that as Sybian highjinks, didn't much change the meaning

Posted by: D TRUMPinator at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (PqqkK)

187 Trump grabbed CNN's Pu**y.

Posted by: name at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (En9Fa)

188 It used to be that if a source burned a reporter, the reporter burned the source.
***
I still remember when Capital Hill Blue - then a fairly important news org in DC - published a fake (perhaps the first) WoT prisoner torture news article.

They claimed a senior NSA or CIA (I forget which) source they had worked with previously for years gave them the fake intel...and then didn't reveal the source.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (aZq03)

189 DJT is a bad motherfucker. No doubt about it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere

He's a complicated man and no understands him but his women

Posted by: tu3031 at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (qJhUV)

190 >"That's inappropriate!" the butthurt Acosta squealed.


while he was shouting over everyone elses speaking LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (swEzU)

191 Shut yo' mouth.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM........But I'm talkin bout Trump....Don Trump....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (FRQMa)

192 Why do they get this treatment when at this point they are just hecklers?
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:48 PM (rLp05)

Trump should have Don Rickles on-stage beside him and when CNN or some other bottom feeder starts heckling him, have Rickles start riffing insults at them.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hA1V+)

193 Greatest press conference I've ever seen. Pure unfiltered awesomeness.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (DDM7c)

194 Trump should rip off McCain's head and shit in the hole.

Posted by: R. DUKE at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (ONH2e)

195 I don't necessarily support the president browbeating reporters at a press conference, but then I don't necessarily oppose it, either.

I absolutely support it. These organizations have been proven - not just suspected, but proven - to be nothing more than mouthpieces for the Democrat party. President Trump is under no obligation to provide a platform for enemy propaganda.

I welcome Trump browbeating them. Like a monkey ass-raping a deer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (X6fMO)

196 Can't. stop. laughing.

@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (V3IFq)

197 The Washington Post and CNN are competing for worse, most blatantly partisan news outfit willing to lie and distort and manipulate reports to harm political enemies. Its hard to choose which is worst at this point.

Seriously, both have been busted putting out blatantly false crap, both were demonstrated to be neck deep in the Clinton campaign, both have clearly been shown to be sycophantically working with the DNC to determine what they print. They're the worst examples of what passes for news today, even worse than CBS.

They are both worthy only of contempt and revulsion. Until they clean up their act and demonstrate they can do their job properly, I have no pity or concern for their fate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)

198 i misread that as Sybian highjinks, didn't much change the meaning
Posted by: D TRUMPinator


What is a "sybian"?

Posted by: Bible study group at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (/CIN4)

199 Somebody please photoshop MCCain and Rubios face on the deer and monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (BP2E4)

200 What he can't do, is use the government to unilaterally shut down the media.

But he doesn't have to give them access.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (qpKia)

He could dust off some of those old anti-trust laws. Also, force cable providers to unbundle 100%

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (bG+ug)

201 Getting the prospective top diplomat to call an international power war criminals before he's even sworn in?

SMART POWAH!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (FqgrG)

202 John McCain has introduced legislation to help a Nigerian prince regain his $500 million dollars from the Bank of N'Gu'bu'tu.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

203 I hope the Dow breaks 20000 on Jan. 20 at about 12:02 PM. That would be awesome.

Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (88xKn)

204 He's going to throw us all in camps!!!!!
Posted by: Patton Oswald


HEY, THAT'S MY SCHTICK, YOU FAT FUCK!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn



He's going to throw us all in camps!!!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (qpKia)

205 I tried to Fuck a toaster but I couldn't feel anything.
Posted by: Marco Rubio

Try plugging it in
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:52 PM..........God I missed this place.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (FRQMa)

206 Stay Thirsty My Friends..

Posted by: DJT, the most interesting PE in the World at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (J+eG2)

207 Ive been ver busy at work and not here much lately.

But.

Judging by the angst and frothing on my FB page, Trumps been hitting it out of the park today.


Not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

208 Ride me! I'm a deer!

If I had a nickel for every time I've thought that. . .

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (X6fMO)

209 CNN reporter: Hey I smell smoke...what is that?

Trump: Your Career.

Posted by: name at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (En9Fa)

210 That's a "cunt punt" right?

Posted by: local news at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (1isJI)

211 fuck

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

212 @pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


We wouldn't have to hoard if you could stick to your diet, fatass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

213
Oh my. CNBC is having the vapors over the Trump press conference.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (493sH)

214 Memo to little Marco

1) It is not up to the Sec of State to name Putin a war criminal...his duty is to advise the President and then carry the Orders and Directives of the President

2) Unlike that dumb Fuck Fredo, you do NOT telegraph your statigery in advance especially to your enemy

3) Fuck you rubio

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (SjImc)

215 All this back and forth taunting is grade school stuff. I know a lot of people like it but I'd rather intellectually biting retorts. More in the Reagan style or Cruz style . But I guess we've gone beyond that point and we have to lower ourself to the oppositions level in order to win the fight. Hard truth for me to accept.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (dkHoZ)

216 Steele. Christopher Steele.

Oh. And I meant "Alfa" not "Alpha".

Posted by: on her majesty hillary's secret service at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (lJXY3)

217 What is a "sybian"?

Posted by: Bible study group at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (/CIN4)




The live in a Leppo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2017 02:56 PM (493sH)

218 PSST. Pass this to the CIA. I'm pretty sure DJT is the one who stole the candy I left on the porch for Halloween.

I can't prove it. But I think Russian Hookers also helped him.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (BP2E4)

219 I quit. CNN is beyond fixing.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (X4ZNp)

220 The anatomical head of the Democrat party/Uniparty/Commue demon is the lousy legacy media.

Trump knows if he cuts that off, the rest will be cake.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel? No... never pick a fight with a billionaire leader of the free who does not give a fuck.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (PE7Zs)

221 I welcome Trump browbeating them.

Like a monkey ass-raping a deer





On a dead run.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (qpKia)

222 198 i misread that as Sybian highjinks, didn't much change the meaning
Posted by: D TRUMPinator

What is a "sybian"?
Posted by: Bible study group at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (/CIN4)


No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no look over there, a shiny object!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (lT82q)

223 How about standing there and taking it up the ass like every other GOPer, Sebastian? Of fucking agreeing with the MSM that, "yeah, we do attract racists"?

Posted by: on her majesty hillary's secret service at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (lJXY3)

224 Lizzy @170
Good point and the funny part is, I doubt that Acosta or the rest of his tribe seriously believe that Trump's administration will tap their phones.
They may say it for effect, but not believe it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (0tfLf)

225 Trump should have just pissed on Acosta.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (FRQMa)

226 We need to arm the Sybian rebels!

Posted by: John McCain at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (oVJmc)

227 McCain and Rubio act like they'd fight to cowboy ride the bomb down out of the B-52.
Posted by: Moron Pundit

_________

I guess these guys really do want a war with Russia, and I honestly doubt either of them could tell you why.

I'm not going to pretend Putin is some boy scout, but I really don't see how it would advanced American interests to go to war with Russia to "show them who's boss."

I know ISIS has killed a lot more Americans than Russia has, and Russia is at war with ISIS and Islamic Fundamentalism right now.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (rLp05)

228 Fake but accurate, false but true I'm one he'll of a news man!

Posted by: Ran Dather at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (h8+bL)

229 HEY, THAT'S MY SCHTICK, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Amy Schumer at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (qJhUV)

230 I think CNN is now being locked out the whitehouse. Couldn't have happened to a better group of fucking losers.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (jxw6R)

231 Lizzy @170
Good point and the funny part is, I doubt that Acosta or the rest of his tribe seriously believe that Trump's administration will tap their phones.


Like Obama did to that Fox reporter...?

Posted by: John McCain at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

232 214 Memo to little Marco

1) It is not up to the Sec of State to name Putin a war criminal...his duty is to advise the President and then carry the Orders and Directives of the President

2) Unlike that dumb Fuck Fredo, you do NOT telegraph your statigery in advance especially to your enemy

3) Fuck you rubio
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (SjImc)

Post election, I had almost forgotten that he tried to screw us on Amnesty (Gang of 8 ).

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (8hICw)

233 Let's keep this war cold, shall we? Do just enough to deter him from entering eastern Europe but try to keep the missiles in the silos.

Yeah that's how I see it too. We have to contain Russia and keep their... more rambunctious tendencies under wraps. They're like a big stupid kid, or a drunken bear. Keep their damage to a minimum and mostly at home and self inflicted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)

234 185 McCain and Rubio act like they'd fight to cowboy ride the bomb down out of the B-52

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:53 PM (qpKia)

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But it is worse, they are cowboy ridding big boy to save Islamists from the Russians.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (MuTTO)

235 Patton Oswalt and the rest of the Hollywood Olympic Circle Jerk Team can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (F0ZHr)

236 Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.

Shorter Obama: You're all racists

http://tinyurl.com/zb3np6h

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (lWCRE)

237 Somebody get Rubio a bottle of water, stat!

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (Om16U)

238 NOTE TO SELF: Self, get more popcorn!
Posted by: Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (0tfLf)

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Quit Hoarding

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (PqqkK)

239 212 @pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha suck on it long and hard, you enormous fat turd of a man!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (lT82q)

240 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (dkHoZ)

Exactly. And also intellectually biting may appeal to politicos, but the down and dirty stuff breaks through the Commie Cone of Obfuscation and impresses the masses. And where they are impressed, they can be lead.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (PE7Zs)

241 "I have altered the rules. Pray I do not alter them further."


Posted by: Darth Trump, Golden Scalp Weasel of the Sith at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

242 Well back to work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (SjImc)

243 223 How about standing there and taking it up the ass like every other GOPer, Sebastian? Of fucking agreeing with the MSM that, "yeah, we do attract racists"?
Posted by: on her majesty hillary's secret service at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (lJXY3)

Your response about my post is as accurate as The Washington Post.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (dkHoZ)

244 Can't. stop. laughing.

@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.
______________________

Leftists truly are insane.

This idiot had no problem with Obama flying planeloads of our cash and gold to crazy mullahs in Iran so that they can speed up their nuclear bomb-making program, but Trump being mean to a reporter . . . it's the end of the world!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (riF5p)

245 lol.it's like a Knight or Parcells press conference, where dogshit gets treated like dogshit.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

246 Oswalt isn't bothered by giving Iran the bomb, but, boy, don't you yell at a reporter!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

247 236 Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.

Shorter Obama: You're all racists

http://tinyurl.com/zb3np6h
Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 02:59 PM (lWCRE)

But, but.... HOPE and CHANGE, damnit!

"You were the chosen one!!! You were supposed to bring balance to the force!!!!"

~ Young Obi-Wan after chopping off Anakin's arms and legs

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (8hICw)

248 "Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic. "

So we failed him, again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (J+eG2)

249 I am surprised he didn't say. "You're Fired"



This is sooo much fun. NINE DAYS. MSM on suicide watch.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (Lat75)

250 Patton Oswald as Ratatool-ey

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (EZVcm)

251 I won't survive the camps! I'm too pretty!

Posted by: Patton Oswalt at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (FqgrG)

252 NOTE TO SELF: Self, get more popcorn!




Sam's sells 50 lb bags

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (qpKia)

253 What's funny is that Obama's WH regularly abused the MSM. They were known to call reporters and scream at them if they didn't like a story, force them to change it at the risk of losing future access. In addition, Obama excluded press photographers from many events, preferring to just send the press the WH photographer's pics. Press locked in a closet at a Biden event, etc.

And then there's Holder, who liked to investigate reporters (fox) and tapped the AP office phones.


Yeah, remember when Hillary literally tied them into a rope to control them? They were meek and submissive, obedient little wretches. They seem to like it, when a Democrat is in office. oh we have it coming, sometimes we do use that mouth a little too much, he's right. I wouldn't get the fist if I wouldn't use the mouth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

254 241 "I have altered the rules. Pray I do not alter them further."


Posted by: Darth Trump, Golden Scalp Weasel of the Sith at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

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Exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (U+nHb)

255 158
I don't necessarily support the president browbeating reporters at a
press conference, but then I don't necessarily oppose it, either.



All I know is these guys deserve the beatdown and ten thousand more besides after their behavior the last 10+ years.
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Until their behavior toward Republicans causes them pain, they'll keep at it.

Not one damned one of them can say they've been fair to Republicans in over 40 years.

Fuck 'em.

We don't need them.

We didn't need them at the Founding and we have never needed them to "protect our freedoms."

They assumed that mantle on the premise that they would use that power responsibly.

There is no need to have sympathy for a cheap whore wracked with syphilis.

When you can read a crime story that clearly identifies the suspect as black, then we can talk about the value of the 4th Estate.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (hecJ2)

256 But I guess we've gone beyond that point and we have to lower ourself to the oppositions level in order to win the fight. Hard truth for me to accept.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM (dkHoZ)
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I thought this type of thing was why Trump couldn't win. Turns out, it's HOW he won. I am simply forced to admit I am wrong about this. Sure, it isn't how I was taught to engage in debate but clearly the other side was never taught at all.

So. Gloves off? Fine. Let's see where it goes. Anything is better than the last 10 years.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (xeeHA)

257 All this back and forth taunting is grade school stuff. I know a lot of people like it but I'd rather intellectually biting retorts. More in the Reagan style or Cruz style . But I guess we've gone beyond that point and we have to lower ourself to the oppositions level in order to win the fight. Hard truth for me to accept.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM ........I hear you. But these same people (the media) are the ones actually influencing elections with their bullshit propaganda. Sometimes fire needs to be returned and it hadn't been ever returned on them. I mean go back to Bush and the fake but true documents. These slimky fcks are actually actively trying to influence elections and perceptions and now they're indignant? Barbed cock of satan say hello to the CNN deer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (FRQMa)

258 Rubio did seem a bit overheated. Tilletson sremed thoughtful and measured by comparison.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (cCsPW)

259 My Shadenboner is harder that Chinese arithmetic.

Posted by: name at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (En9Fa)

260 245 lol.it's like a Knight or Parcells press conference, where dogshit gets treated like dogshit.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

"On to the Texans"

~ B. Belichick

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (8hICw)

261

The upside to the "Trump is a Russian Double Agent and He hires hookers to piss on Obamas Bed" is that it give a degree of immunity to future stupid stories.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

262 196 Can't. stop. laughing.

@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Actually, Patton Oswalt looks like he would make excellent Horde Food for the Inauguration Day MoMe.
A very tender long pig BBQ! I'll bring the sauce. Minnfidel is in charge of the Bulleit.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (I8rcI)

263 230 I think CNN is now being locked out the whitehouse. Couldn't have happened to a better group of fucking losers.
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (jxw6R)

Need to throw their stuff on the lawn and light their car on fire.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

264 212 @pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.



Liberals have families? I thought they aborted all their kids.

Oh, he means all the liberal guys should go be with their husbands, and all the liberal gals should be with their wives.

My bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (SRKgf)

265 NOTE TO SELF: Self, get more popcorn!
Posted by: Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (0tfLf)
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Quit Hoarding
Posted by: buzzsaw90

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Just common sense preparation. Not like those Korean 'ettes eating venison BBQ.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (0tfLf)

266 I am surprised he didn't say. "You're Fired"



This is sooo much fun. NINE DAYS. MSM on suicide watch.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (Lat75)


He saved that line to threaten his kids if they didn't take good care of the Trump Organization during his little sabbatical to the White House.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (s5o+q)

267 I am....literally shaking!
That's what we say, right???

Posted by: Patton Oswalt at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (qJhUV)

268 Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.

What about Obama's philosophy is *EVER* post-racial?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

269 225; the peter north treatment would have been funny too. in a don lemon kind of way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (KP5rU)

270 My only regret about leaving Twitter: Not being able to tell Jake Tapper that he is a bag of dicks just like the rest of them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (F0ZHr)

271 I wonder how much more wound up they can get before we have to reopen the State Hospitals?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

272 --
But I guess we've gone beyond that point and we
have to lower ourself to the oppositions level in order to win the
fight. Hard truth for me to accept.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM

It's not just the opposition, it's the electorate.

Posted by: irright at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (pMGkg)

273 why bother with Russian hookers, we crap on CNN coverage for free

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (WeFD2)

274
lol.it's like a Knight or Parcells press conference, where dogshit gets treated like dogshit.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (nFwvY)


What am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Mike Ditka at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (lKyWE)

275 Years ago, when we called it the Clinton News Network, we were Serious, You Guys...

Posted by: scoville unit at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (hWh8W)

276 How much you want to bet Mohammedan Brennan is frantically burning and destroying shit over at CIA.



I don't want to sound nuts, BUT I think the birther issue is going to resurface.



Cleaning the swamp at Langley is going to be tough work.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (Lat75)

277 261

The upside to the "Trump is a Russian Double Agent and He hires hookers to piss on Obamas Bed" is that it give a degree of immunity to future stupid stories.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah... these "reporters" can't seem to grasp that they are just inoculating the public against any and all charges that they bring against him. Maybe someone should read them "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (8hICw)

278 I guess these guys really do want a war with Russia, and I honestly doubt either of them could tell you why.

I'm not going to pretend Putin is some boy scout, but I really don't see how it would advanced American interests to go to war with Russia to "show them who's boss."

I know ISIS has killed a lot more Americans than Russia has, and Russia is at war with ISIS and Islamic Fundamentalism right now.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (rLp05)

Spot on with the "can't tell you why" comment.

Exactly how I feel about them right now. Just Hawks for Hawks sake.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (xeeHA)

279 >> I'm not going to pretend Putin is some boy scout,
>> but I really don't see how it would advanced
>> American interests to go to war with Russia to
>> "show them who's boss."

therein lies the rub.

Russia's power-projection ability is dependent on their ability to sell oil and gas at a profit.

If we can (readily) defeat them economically, why do we have to go to war?

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (TppKb)

280 And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.

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Well, dear sir.... it certainly looks like you've whored more than your fair share of meals.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

281 All this back and forth taunting is grade school stuff. I know a lot of people like it but I'd rather intellectually biting retorts. More in the Reagan style or Cruz style . But I guess we've gone beyond that point and we have to lower ourself to the oppositions level in order to win the fight. Hard truth for me to accept.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 02:55 PM



More important to fight back on the spot, than coming up with a sophisticated retort later. L'esprit de l'escalier isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (SRKgf)

282 We are in a new era.The measured,statesmanlike persona will just get shit on by the media.Yoy have to get down to their level.Fight in the mud.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (r/0kC)

283 What's funniest about all this is that if Buzzfeed hadn't put up that ridiculous info and CNN had not publicized it... Trump wouldn't have been nearly has open to do this. It was like they put the ball on a tee for him.

The public already despises and distrusts the media, and then this? It was like they were asking him to do it. This was golden for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)

284 Bob Menendez (D NJ) was surprisingly civil to Tillerson in his questions about Cuba, which made me go "HUH?" and then I remember Menendez has some weird sexual thing with Cuban prostitutes or some thing like that, amiright?

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (CLKfs)

285 "It's not just the opposition, it's the electorate."

Isn't that what Brawndo has?

And plants crave it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (J+eG2)

286 Like a monkey ass-raping a deer





On a dead run.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:57 PM (qpKia)



Wait until I see that little bitch Cupid. She told me she was just going out to the library.

Posted by: Santa Claus at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (1/I/y)

287 'Member when errbody was all "DT can't say that 'bout McCain, he's a hero made of untouchable Heronium!"

yeah.


Comprehensive POS II : The McCainectomy

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (toH8T)

288 Screw John McCain. Warmongering piece of shit.

Posted by: Earth at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (wtSNq)

289 Blood coming out of their who knows where.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (zQWyT)

290 I don't necessarily support the president browbeating reporters at a press conference, but then I don't necessarily oppose it, either.

All I know is these guys deserve the beatdown and ten thousand more besides after their behavior the last 10+ years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

Well, he apparently has to do it all himself. There hasn't been an outbreak of people asking reporters what the frequency is.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (z79tQ)

291 Sebastian, Trump is the right President for this era. We live in a world of memes and hot takes. Trump is beating them at their own game.

I love Cruz, but his style just doesn't fit for this moment.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (EZVcm)

292 275
Years ago, when we called it the Clinton News Network, we were Serious, You Guys...

Posted by: scoville unit at January 11, 2017 03:03 PM (hWh8W)

Several years ago I took a VIP tour of CNN and the little tour guide asked us if we knew what CNN stood for.

I said The Clinton News Network. She was not amused, but obviously she had heard it before

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (Lat75)

293 It's like a monkey jumped on Jim Acosta's back and started....

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (tewYv)

294 I was surprised to see one of my clients is mentioned in that fake collection of memos.

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (CLKfs)

295 I think there are two reasons for stirring up shit with Russia and why it comes from the Democrats:

1) Gay marriage you guys.

2) Putin banned Soros and what Soros wants, Soros gets and he wants Russia excoriated because now he can't wreck their society.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (4ErVI)

296 Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.


So there was no point in electing him then, was there? Because God knows he was incompetent to do anything else than bring some racial healing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (SRKgf)

297 why bother with Russian hookers, we crap on CNN coverage for free

Are the Russians hiring? Because we could be QUITE an asset!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (qJhUV)

298 Patton Oswalt and I would have beautiful babies!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (bc2Lc)

299 Sure, it isn't how I was taught to engage in debate but clearly the other side was never taught at all.
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They are about pure power and nothing else. And just like the slimists, the ONLY language they understand is force.

And there's a reckoning coming in that part of the world, too.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (PE7Zs)

300 This idiot had no problem with Obama flying planeloads of our cash and gold to crazy mullahs in Iran so that they can speed up their nuclear bomb-making program, but Trump being mean to a reporter . . . it's the end of the world!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2017 03:00 PM (riF5p)
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I think this is related to Ace's war against the Elite. The number one sin at a cocktail party is to MAKE A SCENE. Piss in the punch bowl? Fuck your boss's wife in the broom closet? Sure. Fine. Just don't MAKE A SCENE.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (xeeHA)

301 My schadenboner is so large and hard, I could use it as a lever to move the earth

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (V/f/L)

302 We must fight back the way we have when we lost for the past 16 years. Smartly.

Posted by: polynikes at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (FqgrG)

303 279 >> I'm not going to pretend Putin is some boy scout,
>> but I really don't see how it would advanced
>> American interests to go to war with Russia to
>> "show them who's boss."

therein lies the rub.

Russia's power-projection ability is dependent on their ability to sell oil and gas at a profit.

If we can (readily) defeat them economically, why do we have to go to war?

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (TppKb)

"Yeah, I did this 30 years ago."

~ R. Reagan

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (8hICw)

304 251 I won't survive the camps! I'm too pretty!
Posted by: Patton Oswalt at January 11, 2017 03:01 PM (FqgrG)


You better hope to hell you don't have any leaky pipes, because if I have to come over there I'm sending you to the camps.

Posted by: Patton Oswalt's Plumber at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM (hA1V+)

305 The North Vietnamese warped McCain's brain. He's wounded mentally. Arizona did not do him any favors electing him.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (zQWyT)

306 Need to make this my ringtone, Just for the looks.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (dKiJG)

307 I think you're certifiable if you covert to Islam and you're not being threatened with a beheading.

Breannan, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (U+nHb)

308 >> All I know is these guys deserve the beatdown and
>> ten thousand more besides after their behavior the
>> last 10+ years.

Fuck the media. Just fuck them. Up the backside. With something cold and barbed.

I am not remotely interested in hearing their special pleading. They can die.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (TppKb)

309 More important to fight back on the spot, than coming up with a sophisticated retort later.



As someone above said:
CNN: What's that burning?
Trump: Your career.

On. The. Spot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (qpKia)

310 Your mouth is purty. Purtier than The Chicken's. The Toaster, eh. He has a nice personality.
Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2017 02:43 PM


What am I, stuffing?

Posted by: The Ottoman at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

311 I don't watch any "news." Ace is my source, along with some WSJ articles.
I had Boston Herald app, but they updated & I deleted because update has nothing at all.

I sometimes glance at Apple News App but it's mostly from NYT, WaPo, CNN & other BS sources. I selected Washington Wxaminer & they're pretty good.

Sorry, I can't stay. I have had new drapes for a room that has no heat. I finally put up two windows myself, but an ar conditioner was ruining flow of them. I made mistake of trying to move & did move it out of the way. Now my back hurts. I know better.

BB tomorrow -I hope.

Have a nice afternoon.

Posted by: Carol at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (sj3Ax)

312 I love Cruz, but his style just doesn't fit for this moment.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (EZVcm)

I think you are correct and I would never have imagined this shit would get so childish that we have to suffer through these bitch slapping.

The MSM is a propaganda organization that simply will not give up their narrative.


We will beat it out of them.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (Lat75)

313 Trump hates bubble gum.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (L5nkE)

314 'Acosta' is Peuvian for 'cockmarina.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (oVJmc)

315


yeah the deer thing? The deer's name was Hillary.

It was an homage.

Big league.

Posted by: the monkey at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (toH8T)

316 Sebastian what's needed (or what would be more effective, therefore welcome) is to have *both* - Trump's unprecedented refusal to put up with orwellian nonsense, AND surrogates and deputies who do the point-by-point evisceration of the false premises of the press, a la Rumsfeld or Newt.


I'm hoping we will get both.


It'd be a powerful combo, and long overdue.


That's why I was hoping for a press secretary with the substantive and public stage ability to do it, every day. Not sure Spicer is that - fairly sure he's not close. Which is OK, but to raise the odds of real change for the better - destroying the false frameworks the poor dumbed-down electorate labors within, largely thanks to the press distortion - we will need a lot more.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (QDnY+)

317 Don't be surprised if you see 'I fcuked a deer!' T-shirts for sale at the Inauguration.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (oBuXO)

318 Last month 49 people in Irkutsk died drinking bath oil thinking it would get them drunk.As someone said,Russia is Appalachia with nukes.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (r/0kC)

319 >> I think you're certifiable if you covert to Islam and
>> you're not being threatened with a beheading.

Look, there are times that after a couple shots of Scotch I'm inclined to think that Obama's entire Cabinet ought to be roasted, and the videos posted on youtube.


Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (TppKb)

320 Y'know, I don't even HAVE a penis, but this boner still hasn't gone down since election day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (4df7R)

321 My schadenboner is so large and hard, I could use it as a lever to move the earth
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM


I'm not sure we could stand it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (DMUuz)

322 Several years ago I took a VIP tour of CNN and the little tour guide asked us if we knew what CNN stood for.

I said The Clinton News Network. She was not amused, but obviously she had heard it before
Posted by: nonamenic

took that tour last June, what a colossal waste of time. it was the day Hillary! and Fauxahontas did a joint event. The only good thing was, as it was 100+ outside, the CNN A/C was working great that day. And we went to Fox Bros BBQ after a trip to the Coca-Cola museum. Drank a lot of beer that day

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (/CIN4)

323 What are you talking about?? Cruz was brilliant at the hearings. Completely beat down Obama's illegal policies.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (U+nHb)

324 I think this is related to Ace's war against the Elite. The number one sin at a cocktail party is to MAKE A SCENE. Piss in the punch bowl? Fuck your boss's wife in the broom closet? Sure. Fine. Just don't MAKE A SCENE.




On the canape table. Like The Paolo or The Donald.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (qpKia)

325 Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.
_____________________

Especially when we had a president for the past eight years who made every damn thing about race.

"If I had a son, [sniff, sniff] he'd look like Trayvon . . . ."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (riF5p)

326 313 Trump hates bubble gum.
Posted by: nip at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (L5nkE)



Doesn't matter, because he's all out of bubble gum anyway.

Now, for the next order of business ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (SRKgf)

327 319 >> I think you're certifiable if you covert to Islam and
>> you're not being threatened with a beheading.

Look, there are times that after a couple shots of Scotch I'm inclined to think that Obama's entire Cabinet ought to be roasted, and the videos posted on youtube.


Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (TppKb)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (8hICw)

328
I'm betting the CNN journohack walked out of that room bowlegged. That's a pwning!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (BK3ZS)

329 are they not saying that the Russians have a Obama on tape too?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (dKiJG)

330 My schadenboner has small remote African village populations now worshiping it as a deity.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (a9n6M)

331 Ace is actually going to need to hire cob-loggers to keep up with the next 4 years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (V3IFq)

332 Breaking from CNN:
Trump has appointed Annie Sprinkle as ambassador to Russia.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (N3/Eb)

333 Trump should have walked out with R Kelly playing in the background. Teh press will all rally around one another. and the gnashing of the teeth will be grand. I will hoard popcorn and booze Patton.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (FRQMa)

334 >> Y'know, I don't even HAVE a penis, but this boner
>> still hasn't gone down since election day.

You need to hurry. You can still get an Obamacare Penis until January 21.

Posted by: New York Times Gender Identity Desk at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (TppKb)

335 Like the way they phrase it "Trump denies unverified reports"The reports are "unverified" because they are horse shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (r/0kC)

336 Once I saw what the Donkey Media was willing to do to Sarah Palin and her children, I knew it was #war and all bets were off.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (PE7Zs)

337 320 ... MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM

It's not just an organ, it's a state of mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (DMUuz)

338 Has anyone done a wellness check on Rick Wilson yet, to see if he's keeled over from alcohol poisoning yet?



No?



Good.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (4df7R)

339 That is great. Nobody is going to bully Trump.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (6Fp5n)

340 Sure, it isn't how I was taught to engage in debate but clearly the other side was never taught at all.
======
Recall the "debate" team being judged the winner of a debate by shouting the n-word over and over?

Also, those who think there are rules to debates have never argued with a woman.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (hecJ2)

341 YES, TRUMP WILL PUT US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!! AND FUCK YOU PATTON AND AMY!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (qJhUV)

342 "If I had a son, [sniff, sniff] he'd look like Trayvon . . . ."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (riF5p)



Moldy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (SRKgf)

343 Trump is the Enola Gay.

And he's replacing the Ebola Gay.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (PE7Zs)

344 Friend of the blog, Rick Wilson

Posted by: NCKate at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (J1ZXn)

345 278 I guess these guys really do want a war with Russia, and I honestly doubt either of them could tell you why.

I'm not going to pretend Putin is some boy scout, but I really don't see how it would advanced American interests to go to war with Russia to "show them who's boss."

I know ISIS has killed a lot more Americans than Russia has, and Russia is at war with ISIS and Islamic Fundamentalism right now.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:58 PM (rLp05)

Spot on with the "can't tell you why" comment.

Exactly how I feel about them right now. Just Hawks for Hawks sake.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:04 PM (xeeHA)


Someone has to bang the War Drums now that FAB will never be President. A lot of important people were betting big money on war.

They need their investment to come through.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (iT57s)

346 199 Somebody please photoshop MCCain and Rubios face on the deer and monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 02:54 PM (BP2E4)

Someone photoshop Trump's face on the monkey and Patton Oswalt's face on the deer.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (ZM2xo)

347 New book out how to light a M 80 in your hand. (and by M80 I mean your career)

George F. Will
Bill Kristol
NRO


Posted by: name at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (En9Fa)

348 Trump denies unverified reports that he is a space alien.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (r/0kC)

349 321
My schadenboner is so large and hard, I could use it as a lever to move the earth
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 11, 2017 03:06 PM


Oh, shit, not what I wanted to hear.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (Lat75)

350
"Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic. "


So, you lied? Your whole career is a lie?

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (2z74n)

351 Bob Menendez (D NJ) was surprisingly civil to Tillerson in his questions about Cuba, which made me go "HUH?" and then I remember Menendez has some weird sexual thing with Cuban prostitutes or some thing like that, amiright?

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:05 PM (CLKfs)

Dominican, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (bG+ug)

352 Just look at that short clip of Cruz at Sessions' hearing yesterday, nuking the Dems on their complete indifference to systematic lawlessness the last 8 years.


I want it all.


I want Teh Donald winning the WWA smackdown with the press, directly, 100-0. I want Cruz and many others (including cabinet members) taking the vicious AND substantive war club to the press and the Dems (and many in the GOP) with direct specific hard-hitting evisceration.


BOTH are needed. If there is to be any hope - still a questionable thing - we need not only to wake and educate the great unwashed, but the stupid NPR listeners who are not so far gone they don't realize facts and logic when they hear them.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (QDnY+)

353 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

354 >>Russia's power-projection ability is dependent on their ability to sell oil and gas at a profit.

>>If we can (readily) defeat them economically, why do we have to go to war?

Russia is arming Iran with both conventional weapons and now with uranium and likely with nuclear technology. Russia's power protection does indeed rely on oil and gas but that doesn't mean it is only their oil and gas and it also doesn't mean that they are going to sit back and let us dictate terms.

Putin is not our friend regardless of what is happening now. I'm hopeful that Trump/Tillerson can do things through negotiations but I'm not counting on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

355 Gee, just think CAC left us to join a real winner of an organization.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (ZM2xo)

356 339 That is great. Nobody is going to bully Trump.
Posted by: rdbrewer

He will kick sand on you at the beach

Steal your lunch money

Give you a swirly

Atomic Wedgie every morning

Make the MSM cry into their pillow every night

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (/CIN4)

357 Someone photoshop Trump's face on the monkey and Patton Oswalt's face on the deer.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (ZM2xo) .........I was thinking the deer should have Acosta's face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (FRQMa)

358 Rush mentioned Rick Wilson 3 times today, disparagingly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (U+nHb)

359 >> If I had a son, [sniff, sniff] he'd look like Trayvon

We're waiting.

Posted by: Megadrile Local 10354 at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (TppKb)

360 323 What are you talking about?? Cruz was brilliant at the hearings. Completely beat down Obama's illegal policies.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 03:09 PM (U+nHb)



Yeah, he did, but Cruz's remarks were prepared. In the context of a press conference we are talking about extemporaneous retorts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (SRKgf)

361 What I don't get is what Patton Oswalt, who has more than once been on the receiving end of jerk reporters and news stories, is so horrified by. I want to understand, it doesn't make any sense to me.

He's terrified, by what? A president who won't just take a beating and smile through it? A president who speaks his mind? What exactly does he think happened or was revealed here?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)

362 @353

I think it's a group on Reddit that is seriously alt right?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (Lat75)

363 I need a smoke and a nap.

Posted by: Teh Deer at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (FRQMa)

364 More white people came out to vote against an old white woman than against a young black man twice because AMERICA IS RACIST.



or something

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (PE7Zs)

365 353 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

Like reddit, but even more obscene

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (8hICw)

366 How close was Trump to telling security to have Acosta removed? LOL.

You can't just keep screaming that you get to ask a question. He went from being a persistent journalist to a disruptive one, akin to a code pink asshole screaming at a hearing.

Tell CNN that reporters screaming, shouting, etc will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Jen at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (a2Sj8)

367 >> Rush mentioned Rick Wilson 3 times today,
>> disparagingly.

Did he magically appear from the dead?

Posted by: Megadrile Local 10354 at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (TppKb)

368 On Menendez: NJ also has, I think, the 2nd largest concentration of Cuban-Americans (surprising, I know). While that community has inevitably become more "average" and less vehemently anti-commie/Castro over the last 30 years, I'd imagine Menendez is still reflecting much of his constituency if he seems not overly thrilled about the Cuban chapter of Fredo's catalogue of foreign policy disasters.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:15 PM (QDnY+)

369 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

Like reddit, but even more obscene
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:14 PM (8hICw

Jewells45, don't feel ignorant, I don't know what it is either. And that goes for reddit.

Are these blogs or what?

Posted by: Jen at January 11, 2017 03:15 PM (a2Sj8)

370 4chan is a famously elusive hacker

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:15 PM (PE7Zs)

371
Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic.

So, you lied? Your whole career is a lie?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (2z74n)


If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Shovel-ready jobs.
No ransom for hostages was paid.
A Youtube video caused the Benghazi attack.

There's a pattern here... if only I was bright enough to see it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:15 PM (BK3ZS)

372 My spidey sense tells me Christopher Steele aint long for this world.

Someone better start surveilling the Clinton operatives.

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (CLKfs)

373 Recall the "debate" team being judged the winner of a debate by shouting the n-word over and over?

Also, those who think there are rules to debates have never argued with a woman.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (hecJ2)
--------------------

I had that very incident in mind when I wrote the comment. Almost mentioned it but felt like it was too obscure.

Real debate has been dead in this country for decades.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (xeeHA)

374 Rhomboid is also right that we have the power of a fully weaponized And. Trump punches the media in the dick, and his policy surrogates do the verbal slicing like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (EZVcm)

375 Late to the threads but my office overlooks a Viet/Thai restaurant called the Pho King Do, which naturally we all call the F*cking Doe. Now we know it's owned by a Japanese monkey. When I saw the earlier thread I cracked up, luckily I have a private office.

Posted by: GregV61 at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (H0lcY)

376 350
"Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic. "

So, you lied? Your whole career is a lie?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (2z74n)


We let him down again.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (zoehZ)

377 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?

Almost every "meme" and cartoonish picture like "forever alone guy" came from there. Its a disgusting brew of sick perverts, lunatics, hackers, and autistic geniuses who gather and share stories, pictures, etc in a strange (I think Japanese-origin) format sort of like a forum or bulletin board.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)

378
Someone has to bang the War Drums now that FAB will never be President. A lot of important people were betting big money on war.

They need their investment to come through.
Posted by: rd




It's funny, I used to always roll my eyes at the Left's obsession with the Industrial Military Complex, but as I've gotten older, I do think there's a War Wing of the GOP that should be unsettling.

All I know is candidates like Romney, Rubio, McCain, etc it was always about how many more battleships and destroyers we needed.

Never mind the American people would be a whole lot more "secure" if we simply did a better job of not letting these people in. Instead, it's always about the next trillion dollar military project.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (rLp05)

379 365 353 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

Like reddit, but even more obscene
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


so like porn? I have never seen this either..

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (/CIN4)

380 >>lol.it's like a Knight or Parcells press conference, where dogshit gets treated like dogshit.


Or like Bryce Harper saying, "That's a clown question, bro."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

381 After to 20th shit is going to get real interesting and I have a c-note that says the MSM is going to step on their dicks biggggggly.

Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 11, 2017 03:17 PM (bKxiT)

382


If you mean to strike the king, you must kill him

McMullin

Rick Wilson

McCain

Louise Mensch

Buzzfeed

CNN

Christopher Steele

His business

BBC

You done messed up

Steele is in hiding

Posted by: ThunderB at January 11, 2017 03:17 PM (Ap9Y7)

383 And that goes for reddit.

I don't even know how to describe Reddit. It looks like a relic from the early 1990s. I can't even figure out how to get anything useful out of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:17 PM (39g3+)

384 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

They came up with Free the Bleed and piss your pants for Feminism.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (dKiJG)

385 That was beautiful.

Now to read the comments.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (8iiMU)

386
I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?


Kind of like here in the commentary threads, but their penchant for anonymity is huge and they have no compunction about smacking around ignoramouses. ITech savvy to a scary extent. That's my quick read, anyway.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (BK3ZS)

387 Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (QDnY+)


There are a couple of people that fit the bill,

Kellyanne Conway. She will fillet them like a trout, and smile all the time as they bled out.


And for a more boisterous confrontation, Milo Y.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (iT57s)

388 >> Obama says a post-racial America was never
>> realistic.

Certainly not as long as you've got folks like Obama drumming up the BlackLivesMatter lies.

When black America is prepared to acknowledge their cultural failures and address them, then we'll have a place to work forward from.

Until then, the African-American community (which does not include Obama, or many African immigrants) is destined for ever greater marginalization.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (TppKb)

389 Someone has to bang the War Drums now that FAB will never be President. A lot of important people were betting big money on war.

They need their investment to come through.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:12 PM (iT57s)
------------

I'm not quite cynical enough to buy that entirely at this point. Just give it a minute, though.

I'm getting there.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (xeeHA)

390 Trump has no fear of these jackholes and its driving them nuts. And these idiots just blew their last embarrassing load over this pissing hooker thing. Now anything they try and throw at Trump is immediately dismissed as petty made up bullshit from bullshit artists.

Trump just won a lot of hearts and minds in one press conference. All he had to do was stand up to whiny press bitch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2017 03:18 PM (pUDQf)

391
@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


And he doesn't believe a word.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (q+0Je)

392 One of my True Conservative(tm) friends is having a total meltdown on facebook about Tillerson. I wasn't sure about the pick at first, but stuff like this makes me think he's the right guy.

Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (rX06+)

393 366
How close was Trump to telling security to have Acosta removed? LOL.



Like the guy from Univision. That would not have been good, would have made the CNN guy a martyr

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (Lat75)

394 Anyone know what that cock holster Corey Booker is saying at Session's hearing?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (jjaLl)

395 4chan is an anonymous online message board famous for generating memes and also for orchestrating all kinds of internet trolling. 4chan gave us lolcats, Pedobear, and Rick-Rolling, and also was behind the leak of all those nudie celeb pics a few years ago (including those pics of JLaw). They have a board dedicated to "discussion" of politics that is rabidly racist, sexist, homophobic, etc, depending on the topic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (4df7R)

396 379 365 353 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

Like reddit, but even more obscene
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


so like porn? I have never seen this either..
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (/CIN4)

Porn, anime/hentai, people yelling at each other pointlessly, more porn...

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

397 He's terrified, by what? A president who won't just take a beating and smile through it? A president who speaks his mind? What exactly does he think happened or was revealed here?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor





He's terrified because Trump is turning over the whole apple cart.

Trump is destroying the media that controls our information and stopping the 3rd world invasion and globalization of our country

Those are like the 2 pillars of liberal utopia and here a former reality show star is blowing it up before our eyes.

A Jeb Bush would have maybe gotten through a small tax cut and they could have weathered that pretty easy. Not this.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (rLp05)

398 It's not just an organ, it's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2017 03:11 PM (DMUuz)

_________________

Oh. Well. In THAT case...

Zod is kneeling before MINE...

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (vivhj)

399 as I've gotten older, I do think there's a War Wing of the GOP that should be unsettling.

Yeah for a long time now I've called for cuts to the budget to start with the military, because its a black hole of waste and graft. Plus, it shows good faith to cut what you most support and admire, demonstrating you're willing to cut your own sacred cows as you move on to others.

Most of the waste in the military could be shifted over to better spending areas (like retirement and pay for soldiers) but there's so much money moving through there, its insane.

Eisenhower was no dummy. He warned against both the military-industrial and the scientific-industrial complexes, both of which eat up huge amounts of money in the budget now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)

400
Meryl Streep, who is fucking hideous, btw, is Concern Trolling at Oscar levels. She delivered her best acting performance the other night.

Patton Oswalt is concern trolling too.

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (q+0Je)

401 383 And that goes for reddit.

I don't even know how to describe Reddit. It looks like a relic from the early 1990s. I can't even figure out how to get anything useful out of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:17 PM (39g3+)

Look for a subreddit on topics that you find interesting. The front page is just whatever is popular/trending at that time.

I found a few deals on parts for my new pc at reddit.com/r/buildapcsales

But there's a subreddit for almost anything and everything.

Oh yeah, the content for each post is generated by a reddit user. You can post whatever you want, as long as it's in the right subreddit.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (8hICw)

402 That clip is strong.

I love the clapping.

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (CLKfs)

403 As someone said,Russia is Appalachia with nukes.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (r/0kC)


That was me!

Yay me!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

404 My dick just docked with of the International Space Station.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (2Mnv1)

405 >>@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.



Ith thith guy theriouth?

What a fucking puthy.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (BhaFh)

406
@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


Heavy flow day. That's an en-tamponing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (BK3ZS)

407 >>"Obama says a post-racial America was never realistic. "


So, you lied? Your whole career is a lie?


Or he's saying that *now* given it's so obvious that he's made things much worse. Never his fault, you see...

Kinda like him saying in his recent The Atlantic interview that he never realized that as president, he couldn't just do what he wanted to do. Riiiiight.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

408 My Shadenboner is harder than Organic Chemistry.

Posted by: name at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (En9Fa)

409

The Left is angry that The People have a voice.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (q+0Je)

410 Almost every "meme" and cartoonish picture like "forever alone guy" came from there. Its a disgusting brew of sick perverts, lunatics, hackers, and autistic geniuses who gather and share stories, pictures, etc in a strange (I think Japanese-origin) format sort of like a forum or bulletin board.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)
-----------------

If the internet is a vibrant ecosystem, 4chan is the primordial ooze. Pandora's box, if you will.

Reddit is a garbage website with an interface somehow worse than Drudge Report.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (xeeHA)

411 DJT is a bad motherfucker. No doubt about it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Shut yo' mouth.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 02:50 PM (V3IFq)



But I'm talkin' about Donald!
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Melania
(Donald Trump)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (ujg0T)

412 AND why did McLame turn over the shit from Rick Wilson?



My bet is he had hired him.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (Lat75)

413

#dicksoutforcnn

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (q+0Je)

414 Look at all the times the passive aggressive fuck now in the WH trashed FoxNews second hand.

Never in their face.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (U6f54)

415 All I know is candidates like Romney, Rubio, McCain, etc it was always about how many more battleships and destroyers we needed.

Never mind the American people would be a whole lot more "secure" if we simply did a better job of not letting these people in. Instead, it's always about the next trillion dollar military project.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:16 PM (rLp05

They are not content with letting a dictator, who manages to keep his savage little tribal world compartmentalized and somewhat stable, along with his neighbors, alone. Just like Assad. Nope, we have to try to overthrow them and then we are left with what the dictator understood was a backward, survival of the fittest nation, that we think is instantly going to become organized, orderly and civilized once they have "freedom".

I used to think that also until I got a good look at the aftermath of cultures that depend on Islam for organization.

Syria and Iraq should be studied as huge warning bells for centuries.

Posted by: Jen at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (a2Sj8)

416 ...And LOVED his aside that, by the way, CNN's amateurish reporting got the wrong lawyer named Michael Cohen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (CLKfs)

417 313 Trump hates bubble gum.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2017 03:07 PM (L5nkE)

He played baseball in college. How can someone NOT play baseball and chew gum at the same time?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (ZM2xo)

418 They have a board dedicated to "discussion" of politics that is rabidly racist, sexist, homophobic, etc, depending on the topic.

I haven't spent much time there but I get the feeling its full of people who are so sick of political correctness and being nice they go insane when cut loose anonymously on it. So they sound horrendously racist and sexist, but are just sounding off as rebellion against the culture. That's my theory at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)

419 318 Last month 49 people in Irkutsk died drinking bath oil thinking it would get them drunk.As someone said,Russia is Appalachia with nukes.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 03:08 PM (r/0kC)



We make our own 'bath oil' thank ya.

Posted by: Cooter and Clem at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (1/I/y)

420 I can't wait to see the next Trump presser.



Trump walks out and says "Class...what did we learn last time?"


And everybody responds in unison...Good Morning, Mr President!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (J+eG2)

421 There are significant existing, and significant potential, areas of common interest with Russia.


And there are areas where probably nothing can be done to change their pernicious behavior (e.g. there long-running dangerous game with Iran, which really doesn't gain them anything of value, but makes the region worse for everyone).


Trump is apparently going to liberate American energy production. This will almost certainly contribute to downward pressure on global energy prices, which squeezes Russia (and several other countries). That's just a given, like the climate (heh) - we can't nor should we want to do much about it.


Russia's irresponsible games in Iran (which go back to the mid-90s) are not the major problem - Fredo's destruction of the Iran containment structure laboriously built over years (one of Dubya's several vastly under-rated accomplishments, but one that even Clinton contributed to without much hesitation) is the problem.


As JackStraw (mostly in vain) labored to explain back when this was happening, the problem is that the Iran containment structure was a fragile dam built of many parts, weakly held together by US will power. Once the US abandoned its position, the whole thing was doomed. It was not a case of formal treaty terms, or details. The US had (mostly) bent much of the world to our will on Iran, over nearly 20 years - Obama and his gang of cretins just threw it away, for nothing.


Rebuilding that fragile dam of containment will be very hard, if we even try.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (QDnY+)

422 Reddit is a garbage website with an interface somehow worse than Drudge Report.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
---------------

And people here regularly complain about minx 0.7 alpha...

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (I8rcI)

423 416 ...And LOVED his aside that, by the way, CNN's amateurish reporting got the wrong lawyer named Michael Cohen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (CLKfs)

"How were we supposed to know that 2 different people would have the same name?!"

~ This is CNN

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (8hICw)

424 But no one understands him but Melania

(Donald Trump)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2017 03:21 PM (ujg0T)

Speaking of that, how hot a dress do you think she will wear to the swearing in?
My bet is she will go with the Jackie O outfit and wear a hat.

I also predict Trump will start wearing hats, and the 50's will return. Church attendance again, etc.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (Lat75)

425 Reddit is a garbage website with an interface somehow worse than Drudge Report.

Yeah people talk about how old and clunky this site is but Reddit makes this look cutting edge. Its AOL-era stuff, I can't figure out how its so popular or influential.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

426
I finally watched a little of streep's harridan act.
She has the ugliest mouth. It's like a little hole.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (q+0Je)

427 392 One of my True Conservative(tm) friends is having a total meltdown on facebook about Tillerson. I wasn't sure about the pick at first, but stuff like this makes me think he's the right guy.
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (rX06+)

I have been listening to it, this guy has his shit together. I can see why Trump picked him.

Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (bKxiT)

428 "My dick just docked with of the International Space Station."
-Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (2Mnv1)

I was going to "sock" something from "The Astronauts", but I can't think of anything funnier on the fly.

*Cock Standing Ovation*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (6gk0M)

429 >> And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That
>> press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go
>> be with your families. Hoard food.

And just like that, America isn't funny anymore.

Posted by: Imperial Japanese Navy after Midway at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (TppKb)

430 388 >> Obama says a post-racial America was never
>> realistic.


Of course not. Not when your role as a community agitator is to keep the gravy train running.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (1/I/y)

431 diamond cutter schadenboner looking for work...

all this winning and even inter-species mating, what gonna top this for tomorrow?

Posted by: morigu at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (gU+/s)

432 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (4df7R)

Did you just call her JLaw?

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (PE7Zs)

433 I tried to Fuck a toaster but I couldn't feel anything.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 11, 2017 02:47 PM (FqgrG)
............

Try plugging it in and taking a hot bath with it.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

434
How were we supposed to know that 2 different people would have the same name?!


Joooos! Tricksy and false!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (BK3ZS)

435 Always said by being an ass Obama kicked away the ladder, so there'd be no other black president.

But if another CEO decides to run I bet they won't have a single problem after Trump.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (3vZls)

436 There is so much to unpack from that press conference:

Like the fact that he called out Chuck Shumer again.

And Lindsey Graham.

The attacks on the press and the "intelligence" community.

The divestments.

The hotel profits.

Mocked the stupid, plastic "reset" button.

Hinted that he will use a tax to pay for the Mexico wall. And that he intends to start on it this fucking year.

That repeal and replace will happen within a week.

That he will name a Supreme Court nominee within 2 weeks.

And all that is buried under the attack on CNN.

Brilliant.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (hecJ2)

437 My house smells like slowly cooked pork shoulder...it's killing me.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (BhaFh)

438 >> And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That
>> press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go
>> be with your families. Hoard food.

And just like that, Stalin isn't funny anymore.

Posted by: Field Marshal von Paulus in Stalingrad at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (TppKb)

439 I haven't spent much time there but I get the
feeling its full of people who are so sick of political correctness and
being nice they go insane when cut loose anonymously on it. So they
sound horrendously racist and sexist, but are just sounding off as
rebellion against the culture. That's my theory at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)

Probably a mix of both: genuine bigots mixed with those practicing unfettered free speech. I'm cool with it, so long as I don't have to walk through those swamps to find the treasures myself.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (4df7R)

440 Speaking of that, how hot a dress do you think she will wear to the swearing in?
My bet is she will go with the Jackie O outfit and wear a hat.



Yeah. Not hot.
Elegant. Dignified. Reserved. Appropriate for the occasion.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (qpKia)

441 I love Trump's trolling the press.


Putin likes me, that's an asset right? What are they going to say to that?


No?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (Lat75)

442 425 Reddit is a garbage website with an interface somehow worse than Drudge Report.

Yeah people talk about how old and clunky this site is but Reddit makes this look cutting edge. Its AOL-era stuff, I can't figure out how its so popular or influential.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

Because crowd sourcing.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (8hICw)

443
What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?

make chops?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:25 PM (q+0Je)

444 Most of the waste in the military could be shifted over to better spending areas (like retirement and pay for soldiers) but there's so much money moving through there, its insane.

Eisenhower was no dummy. He warned against both the military-industrial and the scientific-industrial complexes, both of which eat up huge amounts of money in the budget now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
__________


Conservatives have always had this huge blind spot when it comes to excusing big government if it serves the military.

I could understand that during the Cold War, but we're 30+ years from the USSR collapsing.

It's jaw dropping what the military wastes. And like public schools, they always say they are badly underfunded.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (rLp05)

445 Rebuilding that fragile dam of containment will be very hard, if we even try.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (QDnY+)
------------

Yeah, probably not worth the effort at this point. Iran is getting nukes. Full stop. End of story. Nothing short of an immediate invasion will stop that. And that's not happening.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (xeeHA)

446 434
How were we supposed to know that 2 different people would have the same name?!

Joooos! Tricksy and false!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (BK3ZS)

"Tricksy is my line! Krebs stole it from us!!!!"

~ Gollum

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (8hICw)

447 Anyone know what that cock holster Corey Booker is saying at Session's hearing?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 11, 2017 03:19 PM (jjaLl

Briefly heard on a conservative radio show from a caller who was incredulous that Corey Booker blamed Jeff Sessions for the police in Booker's NJ city he was mayor of for being racist.

I guess that was his complaint

Posted by: Jen at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (a2Sj8)

448
Just look at that short clip of Cruz at Sessions' hearing yesterday, nuking the Dems on their complete indifference to systematic lawlessness the last 8 years.


I want it all.


I want Teh Donald winning the WWA smackdown with the press, directly, 100-0. I want Cruz and many others (including cabinet members) taking the vicious AND substantive war club to the press and the Dems (and many in the GOP) with direct specific hard-hitting evisceration.


BOTH are needed. If there is to be any hope - still a questionable thing - we need not only to wake and educate the great unwashed, but the stupid NPR listeners who are not so far gone they don't realize facts and logic when they hear them.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (QDnY+)


And all the while, Juan, Miss Lindsey, and Little Marco will be chiding the adults and demanding the Republicans become more bipartisan.

Be cause rolling over for the Democrats has worked so well the last 12 years.

Just ask President McCain!

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (iT57s)

449

What if Christopher Steele fled to the kremlin ala Snowden

Posted by: ThunderB at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (Ap9Y7)

450 Always said by being an ass Obama kicked away the ladder, so there'd be no other black president.

I've been saying for years that if I were black I would be so pissed at Obama, because he basically fulfilled every dumbass redneck bigot's idea of a black president: Lazy, incompetent, stupid, unprepared, and unwilling to learn. He set back race relations in this country to the late 60s. He made a black president seem like a noble, but regrettable experiment. The man is a cancer on American culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

451 Trump to CNN ! Hold my dic......

Posted by: standfast24 at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (PNFIr)

452 >>What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?


This one will get shredded for sammiches.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (BhaFh)

453 Pfftp .My schadenboner has just reached event horizon.

Posted by: NZ Frank at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (bgJ0E)

454 436
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (hecJ2)

====================

There was an article floating around that said that Trump hogging all the oxygen out of the room is going to allow Congressional Republicans to get their freak on legislatively.

May it be so if it includes such items.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (zdM/+)

455 I hate to sound ignorant but what is 4chan?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)

Like reddit, but even more obscene
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


so like porn? I have never seen this either..

Posted by: Rick in SK


Look, if you want to know about 4chan, jump in at the shallow end and browse /b/. You'll learn the basics in a hurry...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (9krrF)

456 >> And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That
>> press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go
>> be with your families. Hoard food.

And just like that, Sheridan isn't funny anymore.

Posted by: Bobby Lee running like hell from Petersburg at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (TppKb)

457 Remember that feeling of crushing dread you've been waking up with every day for the last 8 years, or maybe back to 9/11?

This is going to be the opposite of that.

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (PE7Zs)

458 Patton Oswalt has a family? Of what, inflatable dolls?

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

459 I also predict Trump will start wearing hats, and the 50's will return. Church attendance again, etc.


Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (Lat75)



I soooooo want a nuclear chemistry set!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (1/I/y)

460 lol Jen.. I had heard of reddit but only 4 chan a few times never knew what either of them were. Sounds like I'm not missing anything.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (zRZaJ)

461 What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?

make chops?





Sammiches

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (qpKia)

462 405 >>@pattonoswalt
And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.



Ith thith guy theriouth?

What a fucking puthy.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 11, 2017 03:20 PM (BhaFh)

And they make fun of us about Gun rights.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (dKiJG)

463 I soooooo want a nuclear chemistry set!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (1/I/y)

"Us too!"

~ Iran

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (8hICw)

464 OK - just read through all the comments - what I have gleaned is this:

Trump took a golden shower with a deer and a monkey who tried to have sex with McCain and someone named Dondi who then faked a news orgasm with CNN and gave a Sybian to General Patton's Oswalt.

Oh and Wull Bynn is very distressed about something or other on a previous thread.

Am I following correctly?

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Fb9aZ)

465 44Conservatives have always had this huge blind spot when it comes to excusing big government if it serves the military.

I could understand that during the Cold War, but we're 30+ years from the USSR collapsing.

It's jaw dropping what the military wastes. And like public schools, they always say they are badly underfunded.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (rLp05)

======================

There is something to be said in trying to maintain the, by far, most advanced military on earth, and keeping that status no matter what considering how wealthy we are in so many ways.

Doesn't mean we can't more effectively use money, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (zdM/+)

466 @436

I agree. I thought the Presser was amazingly well done, but the children of the press can not give up the narrative, Trump Bad!



Giving all the profits from foreigners staying at his hotel? Shit, they have thought all of this shit out, and the MSM has nothing to reply to

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Lat75)

467 440 Speaking of that, how hot a dress do you think she will wear to the swearing in?
My bet is she will go with the Jackie O outfit and wear a hat.

You mean no bare arms and boob belts?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (O2RFr)

468 What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?
--------

Nothing. You already told it twice

Posted by: Wrong Punchline Man at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (PE7Zs)

469 Heh heh, I'm not a fan of political cartoons because they are usually so crappy with all the stupid labels etc but...

http://tinyurl.com/z2edgnh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)

470 464 OK - just read through all the comments - what I have gleaned is this:

Trump took a golden shower with a deer and a monkey who tried to have sex with McCain and someone named Dondi who then faked a news orgasm with CNN and gave a Sybian to General Patton's Oswalt.

Oh and Wull Bynn is very distressed about something or other on a previous thread.

Am I following correctly?
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Fb9aZ)

Close enough for CNN

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (8hICw)

471 >>I soooooo want a nuclear chemistry set!


Nuclear Chemistry is off-putting to some.

But, the heart wants what the heart wants, you know?

Posted by: Woody Allen at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (BhaFh)

472 9 >> And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore....


What? Did he hire George Lopez?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (nFwvY)

473
Am I following correctly?
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 11, 2017 03:28 PM (Fb9aZ)


More clearly than most of us -- gotta give you that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (BK3ZS)

474 I agree. I thought the Presser was amazingly well done, but the children of the press can not give up the narrative, Trump Bad!

Yeah, old Chuckie Todd is having a hissy fit saying now He knows what a circus looks like...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)

475 "I don't want to sound nuts, BUT I think the birther issue is going to resurface."

Funny you should mention this- have lately seen a marked uptick in lefty troll commenters around the innarwebs referencing "conspiracy nut birther", or using "birther" as a benchmark for craaaaaazy right wingers.

Pre-emptive strikes?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (kVX3W)

476 458 Patton Oswalt has a family? Of what, inflatable dolls?
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

==================

What really confuses me about Oswalt is that he's apparently a huge history buff, but he's still militantly progressive, especially in regards to the power of the state (when Democrats are involved).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (zdM/+)

477 #436 Mocked Podesta and the DNC on their lack of internet security.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (lJXY3)

478
What? Did he hire George Lopez?
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (nFwvY)


Amy Schumer?
Margaret Cho?
John Oliver?
Sarah Silverman?

Too many choices...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (BK3ZS)

479 Yeah people talk about how old and clunky this site is but Reddit makes this look cutting edge. Its AOL-era stuff, I can't figure out how its so popular or influential.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

Content matters more than flashy tech.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (bG+ug)

480 Next attack on Trump will be he's a Nazi who's suppressing freedom of the press by not letting whiny bitch reporter ask a question.


Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (pUDQf)

481 When I want political commentary, I always look to gay former wedding deejays.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

482 I'm in the Pharma industry.

Pharma stocks took a dive at 11:15am when Trump said he will demand better prices for drugs.

What we lose on margin, I think we will make up on volume.

Blood pressure pills and anxiety meds will sell very well the next four years judging by the lefty loonies on my FB feed.

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (lWCRE)

483 My Schadenboner used to dodge bullets.

But after watching that, it no longer has to.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (NF2Bf)

484 Someone already mentioned it here,
But Scott Adams' last blog post

http://tinyurl.com/hltmqz2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (J+eG2)

485 Am I following correctly?

Close enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)

486 332 Breaking from CNN:
Trump has appointed Annie Sprinkle as ambassador to Russia.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 11, 2017 03:10 PM (N3/Eb)

[X] Qualified
[ ] un-Qualified

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (zQWyT)

487 Always said by being an ass Obama kicked away the ladder, so there'd be no other black president.

But if another CEO decides to run I bet they won't have a single problem after Trump.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (

----

The Democrats will run a Silicon Valley big wig for President next time. They have no real choice, they have no bench.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (iT57s)

488 What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?
------------

Really?
Two forks, shred into tender goodness. Eat half of it before the bread is even warm. Then make sammiches.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (I8rcI)

489 Trump monkey fucked Acosta.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (sh70B)

490
Synching the nicknames (I hope)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: SCIENCE! at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (BK3ZS)

491 How were we supposed to know that 2 different people would have the same name?!

Joooos! Tricksy and false!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2017 03:24 PM (BK3ZS)



A New York lawyer named Cohen... How could there be more than one?!?!?!


Posted by: FakeDossiertwriterr, so deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (CLKfs)

492 Briefly heard on a conservative radio show from a
caller who was incredulous that Corey Booker blamed Jeff Sessions for
the police in Booker's NJ city he was mayor of for being racist.



I guess that was his complaint

Posted by: Jen at January 11, 2017 03:26 PM (a2Sj


Ah! So it was the Bombshell we all expected then!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (jjaLl)

493 My dick has been marching

The monkey wants to borrow it and go elk-hunting.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (8J/Te)

494 Content matters more than flashy tech.

Well you'd think so but these days? Apple wouldn't even have a business if that were the focus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)

495 Patton Oswalt has a family? Of what, inflatable dolls?
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

Actually his wife passed away not too long ago. He has at least one child. What he twatted was stupid, but I am not gonna pile on in this case.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (RwwCT)

496
The fake news was so upset when Pres Trump compared the press/obama's intelligence dopes to Nazi Germany!

They were all like hey only we can compare people we don't like to Nazi Germany!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (q+0Je)

497 Blood pressure pills and anxiety meds will sell very well the next four years judging by the lefty loonies on my FB feed.

Not to mention Psychiatry...Some of theses "Celebs" are fricking nuts over Trumps election...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (O2RFr)

498 483
My Schadenboner used to dodge bullets.



But after watching that, it no longer has to.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (NF2Bf)
_________________________________________At this rate you could use my schadenboner to deflect bullets (a la Wonder Woman's bracelets) it's so hard.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (Fb9aZ)

499 487
The Democrats will run a Silicon Valley big wig for President next time. They have no real choice, they have no bench.
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (iT57s)

====================

"Um...please. You know we won't let that happen."
-Brooklyn Progressives, lily white and really worried about racism

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (zdM/+)

500 Buzzfeed rates with Tumblr as a legitimate news source. Why does anybody give them credit as such?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (dnWSK)

501 Funny you should mention this- have lately seen a marked uptick in lefty troll commenters around the innarwebs referencing "conspiracy nut birther", or using "birther" as a benchmark for craaaaaazy right wingers.

Pre-emptive strikes?



Go ahead and bring that shit up lefties. Especially when he no longer has the power of the office to fuck people over.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (qpKia)

502 Well you'd think so but these days? Apple wouldn't even have a business if that were the focus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)

The reddit app works pretty well.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (8hICw)

503
There is something to be said in trying to maintain the, by far, most advanced military on earth, and keeping that status no matter what considering how wealthy we are in so many ways.

Doesn't mean we can't more effectively use money, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Yea, look at how orderly the world is with the US spending a trillion dollars on a single fighter jet program.

The same excuses are also used by the green energy lobby for boondoggles like Solyndra.

That we would have dire consequences if we didn't make these "investments", etc.

I'm not for disbanding the military or anything nutty like that, but many in the GOP leadership are obsessed with bigger military budgets and the US getting involved in every altercation it possibly can. And it's not making the average American more secure.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (rLp05)

504 What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?

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**hump**
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Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

505
It's about time for that sobby, my little daughter comforted me letter to resurface for an encore.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: SCIENCE! at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (BK3ZS)

506 Not to mention Psychiatry...Some of theses "Celebs" are fricking nuts over Trumps election...

Posted by: deplorable donna


Objection, presumes "fricking nuts" was not a pre-existing condition...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (9krrF)

507 When in eight years have you heard someone like Acosta dog Obama on any issue. That would be zero, chuck.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (BP2E4)

508
"Um...please. You know we won't let that happen."
-Brooklyn Progressives, lily white and really worried about racism
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:33 PM (zdM/+)

"Um, privilege - thus racist!!!"

~ SJW

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (8hICw)

509 As Abe Lincoln said when the press criticized General Grant, "I can't spare this man; he fights!"

LOVE IT. FINALLY SOMEONE ON OUR SIDE WITH BALLS.

There, I said it!

Posted by: Beverly at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (brjey)

510 Yeah people talk about how old and clunky this site is but Reddit makes this look cutting edge. Its AOL-era stuff, I can't figure out how its so popular or influential.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)

Content matters more than flashy tech.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (bG+ug)
-------------

Sometimes. I just fail to find the utility in the way it is organized. I'm rarely looking for the kinds of things upvoted by the kinds of people that love reddit. So, I'm down to grinding through the lists. For me, it ends up being a less-efficient RSS feed.

I must be wrong though, because bajillions of people love it.

I'm fine with being wrong, though. Like how I hate the smell of coconut or think mango tastes like rotten fruit. I get it, I'm wrong about those things. That's fine.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (xeeHA)

511 "And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. "

NOW who's the plagiarist? Huh?

Posted by: Amy Schumer, large and in butter at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (kVX3W)

512 Don't forget he named his nominee to head the VA as well.

And he said something about how he's going to have the VA partner with hospitals to provide care; named several.

That is huge, too--he's basically going to give our vets medical care vouchers.

Which means: School vouchers are on the way as well.

And he said there's going to be several big jobs announcements over the next few weeks.

And that these jobs are going to states that voted for him--specifically in the Midwest.

Damn but that man is good---totally fucked the press up while burying the real red-meat right in plain sight.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (hecJ2)

513 Oh yeah, the content for each post is generated by a reddit user. You can post whatever you want, as long as it's in the right subreddit.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric[/i ]

HAH!

Posted by: The Censorious Nature of Eddit at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (V3IFq)

514 503 Yea, look at how orderly the world is with the US spending a trillion dollars on a single fighter jet program.

The same excuses are also used by the green energy lobby for boondoggles like Solyndra.

That we would have dire consequences if we didn't make these "investments", etc.

I'm not for disbanding the military or anything nutty like that, but many in the GOP leadership are obsessed with bigger military budgets and the US getting involved in every altercation it possibly can. And it's not making the average American more secure.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (rLp05)

====================

I wasn't saying, "Scrap the F-35 and we're all doomed!" or anything.

Just that, when push comes to shove, I'd rather have Mexico worried that we could march over them in a couple of weeks with our military power and never have to worry about them trying to reclaim New Mexico or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (zdM/+)

515 BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and gunpowder

http://tinyurl.com/guytgqh

I'm going to Madrid next week, dont think I'll leave the hotel

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (lWCRE)

516 What do you with a pork shoulder when it's done?

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Posted by: The Monkey


/slips away in the chaos

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (9krrF)

517 504
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Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

What do you do when Trump gives CNN a golden shower at a press conference?
**fap****fap****fap****fap**

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2017 03:36 PM (jxbfJ)

518 --
I haven't spent much time there but I get the
feeling its full of people who are so sick of political correctness and
being nice they go insane when cut loose anonymously on it. So they
sound horrendously racist and sexist, but are just sounding off as
rebellion against the culture. That's my theory at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:22 PM
--------------

I've always thought that 80+ percent of the racist-misogynist-bigot-bla-bla types on the internet are 12 year old trolls enchanted with how such behavior gives them the power to send folks to the fainting couch and ruin their day.


Posted by: irright at January 11, 2017 03:36 PM (pMGkg)

519 I've always thought that 80+ percent of the racist-misogynist-bigot-bla-bla types on the internet are 12 year old trolls enchanted with how such behavior gives them the power to send folks to the fainting couch and ruin their day.

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Not that high.

I bet at least half are minorities ginning up racism.

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

520 I just can't watch that video enough. This is going to be fun.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (BP2E4)

521 Well you'd think so but these days? Apple wouldn't even have a business if that were the focus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
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NOW you've done it! The fanbois are going to come out of the woodwork!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (xeeHA)

522 Patton Oswald: Poster boy for Impotent Rage.

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (CLKfs)

523

Oswalts wife ODd on Xanax

Posted by: ThunderB at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (Ap9Y7)

524 Well I was wrong. I guessed Omubles would refer to his self at a rate of 3 times per minute.

Actual count was 75 references in 13.03 minutes for a count of 5.7 times per minute.

Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (yOqwj)

525 School vouchers isn't going to fix the problems with the schools.

All it will do is import problems into the schools that actually work.

The whole system needs to be jettisoned. Vouchers won't fix it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (4ErVI)

526 SkyNews has the Press conference on YouTube if you missed it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (dKiJG)

527 The reddit app works pretty well.

That could be the problem. I'm viewing it exclusively on the PC and its crap there. Maybe its better on a phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

528 515
BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish
supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and
gunpowder



http://tinyurl.com/guytgqh



I'm going to Madrid next week, dont think I'll leave the hotel

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (lWCRE)

Simple problem to solve. One bullet to nick the vest where the gasoline is. Toss a match. Saves money on a costly trial. Removes the miscreant from the collective gene pool. A win-win if you will.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (jxbfJ)

529 524 Well I was wrong. I guessed Omubles would refer to his self at a rate of 3 times per minute.

Actual count was 75 references in 13.03 minutes for a count of 5.7 times per minute.
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (yOqwj)

I took the over of 85, though. I am pissed! Since when does he only talk about himself for 13 minutes?!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (8hICw)

530
Trump took out Harambe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: SCIENCE! at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (BK3ZS)

531 I've always thought that 80+ percent of the racist-misogynist-bigot-bla-bla types on the internet are 12 year old trolls enchanted with how such behavior gives them the power to send folks to the fainting couch and ruin their day.




It's pretty bonerific for some of us 54 yr olds to fuck up people's days too.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (qpKia)

532 Speaking of that, how hot a dress do you think she will wear to the swearing in?
My bet is she will go with the Jackie O outfit and wear a hat.

I also predict Trump will start wearing hats, and the 50's will return. Church attendance again, etc.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 03:23 PM (Lat75)



I get the 1940s Femme Fatale feeling myself.

But they STILL need to give her a speech where somehow she works in the phrase "Moose and Squirrel...." maybe something about a national park.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (ujg0T)

533 BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish
supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and
gunpowder


DON'T BLAME THE AMISH OR THE LUTHERANS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

534 520 I just can't watch that video enough. This is going to be fun.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 03:37 PM (BP2E4)

====================

What I really missed about Trump before he became president, (especially during the primaries), when I thought that he would return to a more liberal Republican type stance that a John Lindsay might have taken, was the amount of vitriol that the press and Democrats as a whole would heap on him.

If I had given that a second of thought, I would have realized that he'd probably never want to give up the fight on those that did, and most of my worries about him would have diminished greatly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:39 PM (zdM/+)

535 Well you'd think so but these days? Apple wouldn't even have a business if that were the focus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)

Ah, but to Apple fanbois, flashy tech is content.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 03:39 PM (bG+ug)

536
ugg sock again

Posted by: fixeruper at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

537 527 The reddit app works pretty well.

That could be the problem. I'm viewing it exclusively on the PC and its crap there. Maybe its better on a phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

ProTip: Don't go there browsing. Have something in mind that you want to look for:

- model airplanes
- specific video game
- home improvement (show or hobby!)

Too much there to just peruse.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (8hICw)

538 509
As Abe Lincoln said when the press criticized General Grant, "I can't spare this man; he fights!"



Posted by: Beverly at January 11, 2017 03:34 PM (brjey)


*tooting my own horn*

That's was my refrain when pressing for Trump in the primaries. And boy is this fight beautiful.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (GX63o)

539 If we can't have nice stuff (because the democrats/liberals/media won't play by any rules) then I'd rather not get sick of the WINNING.

Posted by: Memories at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (mwcEF)

540 Posted by: RoyalOil at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (hecJ2)


I hope that he is even half as effective as he appears to be, considering he is nine days out.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (iT57s)

541 Give Patton Oswalt a break it was Ghostbusters that killed his wife.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2017 03:40 PM (dKiJG)

542
I'm going to Madrid next week, dont think I'll leave the hotel

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 03:35 PM (lWCRE)


We know!

Posted by: Bob at NSA at January 11, 2017 03:41 PM (75WaT)

543 440 Speaking of that, how hot a dress do you think she will wear to the swearing in?
My bet is she will go with the Jackie O outfit and wear a hat.



Yeah. Not hot.
Elegant. Dignified. Reserved. Appropriate for the occasion.
_________________________

What, no sleeveless dresses in January, so she can show off her sculpted arms and have the media ooooh and aaaaahh over her?

Oh wait, she's not Michelle Obama, so there's no chance of that, no matter how good Melania looks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2017 03:41 PM (riF5p)

544
Nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 11, 2017 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

545 Also want to hat tip to d lamp for calling this fight so long ago.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2017 03:41 PM (GX63o)

546 "I'm not going to play by their rules any longer!"
I hope Trump turns today's retort into groundhog day for the media.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (/a9Jk)

547 Poor old demented John McCain. Hey maybe we can finally get the Truth about theKeating Five.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (nFwvY)

548 Everyone know the Hitler Rant with Anthony Hopkins as Hitler. Someone "Wit Internet Skillz" need to get the clip from "Airplane" where the woman is getting hysterical, and Leslie Nealson Grabs her, shakes her "Get a hold of yourself." then slap her a couple of times. Then a line forms behind him to take turns slapping the crap out of her. Dubbing in some of these Trump Derangement Syndrome rants.

Posted by: Paladin at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (DPvCq)

549
Yeah, old Chuckie Todd is having a hissy fit saying now He knows what a circus looks like...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)


_______________

As head clown at clown news you'd think he would have seen one before. But I guess a fish doesn't know it's wet.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (vivhj)

550 >>Trump took out Harambe?


Harambe refused to sell Trump Inc his enclosure so it could be converted into a Parking Lot.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (BhaFh)

551 533 BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish
supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and
gunpowder

DON'T BLAME THE AMISH OR THE LUTHERANS.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

Right!

It was the TEA Party!

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (iT57s)

552 --

BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish

supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and

gunpowder


-----------------

Unless that gunpowder is contained in something substantial, this idiot is nothing but a fire hazard. Maybe he intends arson?

Posted by: irright at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (pMGkg)

553 Harambe just pawn in life.

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (bc2Lc)

554 544


Nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 11, 2017 03:41 PM (8XRCm)


Fake noodz!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (GX63o)

555 I want what I've always wanted (Cindy Crawford) but that aside, I want a military big enough to make bad guys think three times.

There's a LOT of wasted money, mostly on officer salaries, but you can't go wrong with more infantry, more ammo, more pilots, more ships.

I'm small government in just about everything else, but yeah, I'm pro-military spending. It's my deer and I'll monkey fuck it all day long.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (sh70B)

556 Learned this morning that the managing partner wants some staff in on Inauguration Day.

Asshole.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM (2x9LM)

557 548 Everyone know the Hitler Rant with Anthony Hopkins as Hitler. Someone "Wit Internet Skillz" need to get the clip from "Airplane" where the woman is getting hysterical, and Leslie Nealson Grabs her, shakes her "Get a hold of yourself." then slap her a couple of times. Then a line forms behind him to take turns slapping the crap out of her. Dubbing in some of these Trump Derangement Syndrome rants.
Posted by: Paladin at January 11, 2017 03:42 PM (DPvCq)

==================

That's Bruno Ganz.

The movie is Downfall, and it's probably one of the best war movies ever made. As much as I enjoy an occasional Hitler parody video, I wish it had never become a thing, because now people who see the movie think that scene is funny instead of terrifying, like it should be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:44 PM (zdM/+)

558 I wasn't saying, "Scrap the F-35 and we're all doomed!" or anything.

Just that, when push comes to shove, I'd rather have Mexico worried that we could march over them in a couple of weeks with our military power and never have to worry about them trying to reclaim New Mexico or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Well, it doesn't seem to be scaring Mexico much and how they have treated the US over the last few decades.

How we're willing to use the military is much more intimidating than the amount we spend on it.

We outspend like the top 10 countries combined yet we won't even put troops on our own border.

But we'll die defending other countries borders like South Korea.

I'm all for having the best military, but enough of the GOP thinking we are some collapsed military power that needs trillions more or we're going to be taken over.

This big military power that gets involved in all international fights is not what the Founders intended at all.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:44 PM (rLp05)

559 I'm Turgid

Posted by: Member Berry at January 11, 2017 03:44 PM (2cfUo)

560 I've already predicted elsewhere that Buzzfeed won't survive the Trump presidency.

I'm also predicting (hoping really) that CNN is completely locked out of the WH press room for the next eight years.

Remember Peter Thiel is really close to Donald. He was the one who shitcanned Gawker.

I'm even toying with the idea that Thiel is on board to do the same thing to other media outlets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2017 03:44 PM (4ErVI)

561 And LOVED his aside that, by the way, CNN's amateurish reporting got the wrong lawyer named Michael Cohen.

Who knew there would be TWO Jewish lawyers named Michael Cohen????

Posted by: CNN Fact Checkers at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

562
No. Really.


Nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

563 I hope Micheal Ramirez' cartoon tomorrow is Trump beating CNN to death with their own severed limbs.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (yL25O)

564 "Russia is arming Iran with both conventional weapons and now with uranium and likely with nuclear technology."

Did someone say Uranium?!!!

Y'all c'mon down, we got the finest Yoo ranium at the low low lowest prices in the first world!

Head on down to the Clinto-rama Bargainanza today!

Posted by: Crazy Hillz Clinton, at these prices she MUST be crazy! at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (kVX3W)

565 >>Unless that gunpowder is contained in something substantial, this idiot is nothing but a fire hazard. Maybe he intends arson?


Doesn't that depend on how tightly his Jihadi buddies packed it?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (BhaFh)

566 --
There's a LOT of wasted money, mostly on officer
salaries, but you can't go wrong with more infantry, more ammo, more
pilots, more ships.



I'm small government in just about everything else, but yeah, I'm
pro-military spending. It's my deer and I'll monkey fuck it all day
long.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM
----------------

I've got NO problem with canning all the SJW brass.


Posted by: irright at January 11, 2017 03:46 PM (pMGkg)

567 I think my LadyBoner is starting to march like the animated hammers in film The Wall.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 11, 2017 03:46 PM (J5mC3)

568 BREAKING NEWS: Gunman screaming Allahu Akbar opens fire in Spanish
supermarket while wearing suicide vest filled with gasoline and
gunpowder

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No injuries. Already arrested.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 03:46 PM (2x9LM)

569 558
Well, it doesn't seem to be scaring Mexico much and how they have treated the US over the last few decades.

How we're willing to use the military is much more intimidating than the amount we spend on it.

We outspend like the top 10 countries combined yet we won't even put troops on our own border.

But we'll die defending other countries borders like South Korea.

I'm all for having the best military, but enough of the GOP thinking we are some collapsed military power that needs trillions more or we're going to be taken over.

This big military power that gets involved in all international fights is not what the Founders intended at all.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:44 PM (rLp05)

====================

I'm not arguing against that. But, remember, bringing the Founders up in terms of military matters while also supporting any real spending on a national force is kind of weird.

They didn't want a standing army at all. Being the most advanced military in the world wasn't a priority because they were so isolated from the rest of the world at the time.

I think they were wrong about a standing military, and the fact that it doesn't take 2-3 months to cross the Atlantic anymore kills a lot of their rationale for the idea to begin with.

Not that you were arguing for that vision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:47 PM (zdM/+)

570 Arrested, damn

Posted by: Jean at January 11, 2017 03:48 PM (Ok3JD)

571 So why was Patton Oswald hording food before now?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 03:48 PM (VdICR)

572 I'm small government in just about everything else, but yeah, I'm
pro-military spending. It's my deer and I'll monkey fuck it all day
long.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 03:43 PM



But are we over-extended, with too many overseas commitments, and not enough of an economy to finance them all?

I would say YES, especially after 8 years of Obamunist Rot and Ruin.

Retrenchment is in order.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (ujg0T)

573 Doesn't that depend on how tightly his Jihadi buddies packed it?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM


Phrasing....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (p+Wdc)

574 No. Really.


Nood.
Posted by: THIS is CNN fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)


what's the gag?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (V3IFq)

575 Doesn't that depend on how tightly his Jihadi buddies packed it?



Just going to back away quietly from that low hanging fruit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (qpKia)

576 That pic of McCain on Drudge looks like a still from The Third Man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (4ErVI)

577 Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 11, 2017 03:13 PM (zRZaJ)
jen and jewell, 4chan is a message/bulletin board, basically it's like a comments only version of AoSHQ.

It was started by anime geeks, I think, and they can be pretty vulgar, like Morons.

Do you have sons?

Imagine your average 12-18 year old guys, with their own website and no censoring.

Only of course it's not kids only.

They rawk, but you have to have a stomach for it, because, ya know, unsupervised men.

In other words, glorious, but no place for sissies.


It's what you get when you start a cultural war on boys.






Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 11, 2017 03:50 PM (nUdSA)

578
Yeah, old Chuckie Todd is having a hissy fit saying now He knows what a circus looks like...


Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)

What's great is I'm sure they thought they were going to filet him. "Ha, ha, let's see how the Orange Clown handles us when he has to answer questions instead of tweeting. This is gonna be fun...."

Instead they got schlonged...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 03:50 PM (ZM2xo)

579 No. Really.


Nood.
Posted by: THIS is CNN fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

what's the gag?
Posted by: weft cut-loop



Fake news?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:50 PM (qpKia)

580 Even some other reporters seemed to cheer when Trump called CNN "Fake news".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2017 03:50 PM (tOcW/)

581 579

Fake news?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:50 PM (qpKia)

===================

"Completely justified! Fake news against the enemy of progressivism is great!"
-Unbiased reporter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:51 PM (zdM/+)

582 what's the gag?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (V3IFq)

------

fake newds.


And of course.... McCain told us so.

So theres that.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 11, 2017 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

583 what's the gag?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (V3IFq)
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He's accurately representing the accuracy of CNN reporting.

I get it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 11, 2017 03:51 PM (xeeHA)

584 I applaud PE Trump's criticism of fake news! Yes indeedy!

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 11, 2017 03:51 PM (bc2Lc)

585 575
Doesn't that depend on how tightly his Jihadi buddies packed it?







Just going to back away quietly from that low hanging fruit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (qpKia)


You mean those 2 plums in a wrinkled leather bag?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (jjaLl)

586 Remember, we are in a full on revolution right now. The opposition has great wealth, power, control and inertia invested in the status quo. They will give no quarter. Their masters will not allow quarter. They have to be crushed.

It's a tall order, but Trump seems to fully realize the challenge and what's at stake. That flipped my vote from Cruz to Trump in the primaries. To win this it takes "a" Trump. So far our Trump seems up to the task.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (USf3s)

587 This big military power that gets involved in all international fights is not what the Founders intended at all.

All Authority craves Power ... and the opportunity to use. The constant Republican Flaw is their insistance on giving Power to Government ... yet expecting Government to wield that Power with Restraint.

That is just not how people work. Build a big Military ... and they'll find a reason to deploy it. Empower Police to seize property ... and they'll look for reasons to do so. Establish a Domestic Surveillance system ... and sooner or later, they'll justify watching us all.

But people never learn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (QCwhW)

588 I can smell ala carte cable channels coming from the FTC, by by CNN and MSNbC

Posted by: Jean at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (Ok3JD)

589 Nood.
Posted by: THIS is CNN fixerupper at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

what's the gag?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


ITS FUNNY CUZ CNN TELLS LIES AND THERE REALLY WAS NO NEW THREAD WHEN I CHECKED !!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (lWCRE)

590 what's the gag?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (V3IFq)

Nyah nyah, made ya look!

or

Fake News?!

made me look twice.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 11, 2017 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

591 You mean those 2 plums in a wrinkled leather bag?




Hanging off that knarly branch? Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:53 PM (qpKia)

592

Realy.

Truly.


Honest Abe.


Nood.

Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 11, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

593 So why was Patton Oswald hording food before now?

As a substitute for love, human affection, and a feeling of value as a human being.

Posted by: CNN Fact Checkers at January 11, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

594 EVERYONE KNOWS THE AMISH PAY FOR THEIR GROCERIES WITH LEAD.

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 11, 2017 03:53 PM (q177U)

595 And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


Oswalt is almost there. 6-8 weeks or so and he will add "buy a gun and bury it in PVC pipe in your back yard" to the list. See, there's a silver lining to everything.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (USf3s)

596 I'm not arguing against that. But, remember, bringing the Founders up in terms of military matters while also supporting any real spending on a national force is kind of weird.

They didn't want a standing army at all. Being the most advanced military in the world wasn't a priority because they were so isolated from the rest of the world at the time.

________



Seems to me the US Constitution clearly lays out a standing army and who controls it.

If the Founders were opposed to the US having a standing army, why did they go into so many details about it in the US Constitution?

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (rLp05)

597 Actual nood.

Ukraine.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (2x9LM)

598 Press is already complaining that the right is now trying to discredit an entire 35 page report with this 2 page summary.

Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (yOqwj)

599 Not kidding. Ukrainian nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (qpKia)

600 That is glorious.

Wow. The editor and CEO of buzzfeed both went on record defending the release of this nonsense.

Either they have no reading comprehension skills at all, or they didn't read it before they pushed it.

Wow.

Wow.

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (JTwsP)

601 You all talk a pretty big game when it comes to boners, but have you got pictures?

I do.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (trA7e)

602 --
Doesn't that depend on how tightly his Jihadi buddies packed it?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 03:45 PM (BhaFh)
-----------------I believe that black powder can have some "explosive" effect while uncontained but nothing like it would in, say, a pressure cooker. Modern smokeless powders must be contained to achieve anything.

Posted by: irright at January 11, 2017 03:55 PM (pMGkg)

603 583
what's the gag?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 03:49 PM (V3IFq)

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He's accurately representing the accuracy of CNN reporting.



I get it.

_____________________________________________

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CNN'S REPORTING SUX AND THEIR SH*T'S ALL RETARDED

Posted by: BIG BEN ROETHLISBERGER'S CAST at January 11, 2017 03:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

604 595 And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food.


Oswalt is almost there. 6-8 weeks or so and he will add "buy a gun and bury it in PVC pipe in your back yard" to the list. See, there's a silver lining to everything.
Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (USf3s)

=====================

Ladies and gentlemen, when that happens, I think we can officially declare the war on the 2nd amendment over.

Aside from some skirmishes here and there, it'll be 100% done when enough progressives buy guns to protect themselves from a tyrannical government.

All that will be left to fight will be the equivalent of the Japanese soldiers left on isolated islands at the end of World War II.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:56 PM (zdM/+)

605 He torpedoed

Media,

McCain,

Republican insiders,

and he hasn't even started day one on the job yet!

If I were Putin, I'd be concerned.

If I were Paul Ryan, I'd be stocking up on depends.

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 03:56 PM (JTwsP)

606 Al Sharpton's NAN is planning a march on MLK day
but got sandbagged by the Womyns March on the 21st.

http://tinyurl.com/hszmtlx

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2017 03:57 PM (lWCRE)

607 605 If I were Paul Ryan, I'd be stocking up on depends.
Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 03:56 PM (JTwsP)

=====================

I'd be getting legislative language done on the best ACA replacement plan they have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:57 PM (zdM/+)

608 All Authority craves Power ... and the opportunity to use. The constant Republican Flaw is their insistance on giving Power to Government ... yet expecting Government to wield that Power with Restraint.

Which is why the constitution really doesn't call for a big standing army. It doesn't oppose the army either, its just that the founders knew this basic fact from history. A military standing around doing nothing is expensive and a toy that is difficult for those in power to resist playing with.

That said; better to be geared up and ready than caught with our pants down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 03:58 PM (39g3+)

609 Oswalt is almost there. 6-8 weeks or so and he will add "buy a gun and bury it in PVC pipe in your back yard" to the list. See, there's a silver lining to everything.

Soon he will be posting "My First Mosin Nagant"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 03:58 PM (J+eG2)

610 I can smell ala carte cable channels coming from the FTC, by by CNN and MSNbC Posted by: Jean
--------
I so want that. I'm probably going to go ahead and cut the cable this year. Can't stand the idea of supporting, even indirectly, networks like CNN, etc. Thing is, I work from home, so I usually have Fox or Fox Business playing in the background most of the day. Hate to give that up.

Posted by: Biergood at January 11, 2017 03:58 PM (v8Lx/)

611 596
Seems to me the US Constitution clearly lays out a standing army and who controls it.

If the Founders were opposed to the US having a standing army, why did they go into so many details about it in the US Constitution?
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 03:54 PM (rLp05)

=====================

There's a difference between "We know that a national army will be necessary at times, so we're writing in the ability for the US government to have one," and, "We don't think that the US government should exercise this power in peace time" which was a pretty common view.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+)

612 Either they have no reading comprehension skills at all, or they didn't read it before they pushed it.

Well, they did say "this is pretty much BS" when they released it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)

613 I also liked how Donald mocked Hillary's reset button and said, "Come on now. Does anybody really believe Hillary would be tougher on Putin than I would? Give me a break!"

He really is Al Czervik.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 11, 2017 04:05 PM (B6OKy)

614 There's a difference between "We know that a national army will be necessary at times, so we're writing in the ability for the US government to have one," and, "We don't think that the US government should exercise this power in peace time" which was a pretty common view.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Well, I don't think it's accurate to say the Founders were against the US having a standing army. We were always going to have things like a Navy even in peacetime.

I DO think it's accurate to say the Founders did not want us entangling ourselves in other nation's wars and that they would be horrified if they saw where US troops were deployed in the world and why they were there.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 04:05 PM (rLp05)

615 both of which eat up huge amounts of money in the budget now.

you mean affordable compared to the Medical Rackets.

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2017 04:05 PM (8J/Te)

616 614 Well, I don't think it's accurate to say the Founders were against the US having a standing army. We were always going to have things like a Navy even in peacetime.

I DO think it's accurate to say the Founders did not want us entangling ourselves in other nation's wars and that they would be horrified if they saw where US troops were deployed in the world and why they were there.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 04:05 PM (rLp05)

====================

"Altho' a large standing Army in time of Peace hath ever been considered dangerous to the liberties of a Country, yet a few Troops, under certain circumstances, are not only safe, but indispensably necessary. Fortunately for us our relative situation requires but few. "
-George Washington

He didn't advocate for nothing, but he did advocate for the smallest practical. Not huge fans, me thinks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 04:09 PM (zdM/+)

617 105 Pssst, CNN: Hillary had a threesome with a deer and a monkey. Run with it.
Posted by: Anonymous CIA Leaker at January 11, 2017 02:44 PM (xujbM)
So that's why the former secretary is cruising the woods!

Posted by: grizzly adams at January 11, 2017 04:13 PM (+HyNa)

618 Russia is arming Iran with both conventional weapons and now with uranium and likely with nuclear technology. Russia's power protection does indeed rely on oil and gas but that doesn't mean it is only their oil and gas and it also doesn't mean that they are going to sit back and let us dictate terms.
===================
Russia is winding up a drunk and then going to point that drunk at someone. Iran is that drunk. The target, not yet clear. Its Kissenger's old hey - "why don't you and him fight while we watch . . ."

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 04:14 PM (JTwsP)

619 605 If I were Paul Ryan, I'd be stocking up on depends.
Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 03:56 PM (JTwsP)

=====================

I'd be getting legislative language done on the best ACA replacement plan they have.
===================

No listen to me Paul, do what he says, of course, but you're STILL gonna need a lot of depends.

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 04:15 PM (JTwsP)

620 Twitter is probably not the most healthy of things to have access to after the death of a spouse or a child. Just sayin, Patton Oswalt.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 04:15 PM (iztiu)

621 "Altho' a large standing Army in time of Peace hath ever been considered dangerous to the liberties of a Country, yet a few Troops, under certain circumstances, are not only safe, but indispensably necessary. Fortunately for us our relative situation requires but few. "
-George Washington

He didn't advocate for nothing, but he did advocate for the smallest practical. Not huge fans, me thinks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



_______

Wanting a small military and thinking its indispensable is a much different thing that being against the United States having a standing army at all, which is what you said earlier.


Your quote
"They didn't want a standing army at all. "

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 04:16 PM (rLp05)

622 The same week we found out that the Iranians are being shipped enough uranium to make ten atomic bombs the press corps is focused in like a laser on where someone may, or may not have peed.

And they wonder why no one takes them seriously?

Posted by: Thatch at January 11, 2017 04:17 PM (CWGHX)

623 Who would believe a monkey and deer would ever have sex with Hillary?
*
*
The monkey might. I think the deer would have better taste.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2017 04:17 PM (PLO14)

624 Wanting a small military and thinking its indispensable is a much different thing that being against the United States having a standing army at all, which is what you said earlier.


Your quote
"They didn't want a standing army at all. "

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 04:16 PM (rLp05)

====================

Cool. I oversold the point.

You win. We good now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 04:18 PM (zdM/+)

625 I'm thinking of opening a small kiosk at at airport as a retirement change of pace. How does "Dollah Snackbar" grab ya?

Posted by: Vendor at January 11, 2017 04:23 PM (+HyNa)

626 asking for a Freind, Does Corey Booker have an Imaginary Harbor Miner?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 11, 2017 04:27 PM (y3aQB)

627 https://tinyurl.com/jkx88fy



BuzzFeed's publication of Trump report violated journalistic ethics

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 11, 2017 04:30 PM (y3aQB)

628
Yeah. Not hot.

Elegant. Dignified. Reserved. Appropriate for the occasion.ght
===


Melania? The woman is like the definition of hot even in a potato sack.

Might as well try to gift wrap the sun.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 11, 2017 04:30 PM (toH8T)

629 D-Lamp was right.

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 11, 2017 04:36 PM (MJgN0)

630 At the swearing in the Trump women, will be dressed from ankles to earlobes in real luxurious FUR.

Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2017 04:54 PM (JTwsP)

631 C'mon neontaster's excerpt is sooo fake! It has nothing of the Snidely Whiplash mustache twirling of the Golden Shower story.

Nothing to match "Trump being so PERVERTED,..."

Fake.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2017 06:19 PM (2mC6G)

632 What really confuses me about Oswalt is that he's apparently a huge history buff,

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 11, 2017 03:30 PM (zdM/+)
---
Then WHY THE FUCK doesn't he know anything about Nazi Germany??!! Why does he prate the same historically illiterate garbage about Hitler that all the historically illiterate libs do??!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2017 06:29 PM (2mC6G)

633 The vibrations from my throbbing boner have put our quantum physicists several steps closer to proving the existence of other dimensions.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 11, 2017 09:01 PM (0OG8D)

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