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Obama's Farewell Address: Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow Orgasmic Joy

It's scheduled for 9PM eastern, which means Obama will breeze in wearing his golf togs at around, oh, nine-fiftyish.

No but seriously he gets to the things he likes doing -- like talkin' about himself and accepting the adoration of his cultists -- on time, so I expect this to go off smartly.

You can watch it at the White House website, which is soon to become ours.

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To tide you over until Prince Narcissus McScoldybutt speaks, enjoy this official White House video, produced by Hollywood, of Hollywood people recalling their favorite moments of Obama's time in the White House. (After the fold.)

Did I post that yesterday? Well, even if I did post it yesterday, enjoy this Newsbusters recap of the #FakeNewsMedia's no-hands-full-eye-contact deep-glottal appreciation for Obama.

When Obama ran for President four years later, news reporters led the cheers. "It's almost hard to remain objective because it's infectious, the energy, I think," then-NBC reporter Lee Cowan confessed in an MSNBC.com video posted January 7, 2008. On CNN a few days later, Politico editor John Harris admitted: "A couple years ago, you would send a reporter out with Obama, and it was like they needed to go through detox when they came back -- 'Oh, he's so impressive, he's so charismatic,' and we’re kind of like, 'Down, boy.'"

As a candidate, the Associated Press celebrated Obama as "something special," while as President-elect, the Washington Post drooled over his "chiseled pectorals," on display during a vacation in Hawaii. As President, reporters touted his "prodigious talents," his "amazing legislative agenda," and his "huge achievements." And as an individual, journalists fawned over Obama, calling him "one of our brightest presidents," a "huge visionary," "the perfect American," "our national poet," and "the most noble man who has ever lived in the White House."

That's just a bit of it, and there's a video montage at the link.

The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."

Posted by: Ace at 08:06 PM




Comments

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1 We have failed him again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:04 PM (wCEn4)

2 Fap fap fap...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:04 PM (9dH/8)

3 But first...

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (wCEn4)

4 Good riddance.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (S4vXM)

5 Nation flushes Obama for the last time as he gives farewell speech from Chicago outhouse...!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (CVDY0)

6 I just want to smack Tom Hanks' face in that screen cap.

I'm a bad person.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (sBOL1)

7 Almost, sooo close....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (9dH/8)

8 what's the vegas line on obama saying "I, me, my"?
+-100?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (WTSFk)

9 LOVE AT FIRST GLANS

The Story of Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (hjpzi)

10 Won't watch.

Can't afford another TV.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (S4vXM)

11 Obama can suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)

12 ... just don't make a drinking game of it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (WTSFk)

13 9 LOVE AT FIRST GLANS

The Story of Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (hjpzi)


Early thread winner contender. I laughed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

14 Over under of Iranians getting greased in the first 48 hours of Trumps taking the helm?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (9dH/8)

15 No way in HELL I'm watching that shite.

Posted by: Anna Mac at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (xujfC)

16 Obama can suck it.


Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2017 08:06


True, dat.

Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (S4vXM)

17 My self-accolades will flow like it's burrito day in a diarrhea ward.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

18
Ace, we really should be live blogging this. I mean, it has archive potential humor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

19 Please. Who pays attention to these people, anyway?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (/WPPJ)

20 I don't think I can watch it. I haven't been able to stand his voice for years. If I really thought this would be the last time we'd hear from him for a good long while, I might watch. But I have the feeling he'll be blabbing every chance he gets, so nope.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)

21
Obama is like smallpox.

Mostly eradicated except for one vial kept in a not-too-secure vault.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

22 And who is this Obama fellow everyone talks of? An object lesson in paper tigers, hallow words, broken promises, snake oil peddler..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (9dH/8)

23 can't bring myself to watch, Jan 20 is right around the corner. The JEF will be done and will never again be president!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (hMqvx)

24 Barry who?

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (PHcLa)

25 21
Obama is like smallpox.

Mostly eradicated except for one vial kept in a not-too-secure vault.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

Which would you rather have smallpox or this guy?

There's a vaccine for smallpox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)

26 22 And who is this Obama fellow everyone talks of? An object lesson in paper tigers, hallow words, broken promises, snake oil peddler..
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (9dH/


This country took it in the neck for 8 years, and it's a friggin' miracle we're still breathing. Barely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

27 This address of mine will be a tongue bath for the ages.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

28 Talking props praising an empty suit....

Heart, knife, fuck themselves, some assembly required...

Posted by: wytshus at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (EVi2J)

29 We can't miss you if you don't leave!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (RRXgU)

30 26
Which would you rather have smallpox or this guy?

There's a vaccine for smallpox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)


I think you miss the point of my analogy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

31 Ace, you're spitting some pure poetry today. I wish the people around me understood why I'm laughing like a madman.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (19eli)

32

The best part of this speech is when he goes home where Mooch is waiting/fuming/lurking.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (zu88C)

33 Did Bush have a farewell address? Did he get the same self indulgent media blow job this is getting? Did he get network television time for it?

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (cAnNx)

34 Good riddance to the worst President in U.S. history.

9 days and a wake up.....Thank you Lord!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)

35 *mic drop*
*swagger*

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (FmNHR)

36 Broseidon, thanks for the info a few threads back. I appreciate it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (sBOL1)

37 Don't worry my friends, after January 20, you will still be hearing Obama pontificate ad nauseum thanks to your ever vigilant lick-spittle news media!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (wCEn4)

38 just a quick observation - why didn't any self respecting editor, news producer, publisher, immediately reprimand and/or fire any reporter that said such a thing outside the opinion pages/segment of the news program? How could their audience expect unbiased coverage from someone mooning like a fanboy? How could the editor expect them to be truthful in their reporting?

My expectation is the press is always cynical, always saying "so what?", that they don't fall for the cheap seduction of chiseled pecs and well creased trousers. If they do, then they should be FIRED from their jobs, not because of their political opinions, but because they are clearly incapable of performing the work required.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (UgF8H)

39 I won't be watching Oblabla. I haven't watched his speeches for the last eight years, and I'll be damned if I'm going to start now.

I'll be happy to read the running commentary here, though.

Here's a REAL presidential farewell address. It was only 15 minutes long, and note how he spoke to the American people as mature, intelligent, responsible adults:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

40 Thanks for nothing, Ace. I read that circlejerk of media psalms all the way through. And I may never have solid food again.

*thinks a moment*

Actually, thanks for that, Ace.

Posted by: voiceover at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (9QWo+)

41 My prayer for Barack Obama:

May he live to a ripe old age, and every day he's alive, he witnesses that everything he has ever perpetrated and his entire worldview is utterly reversed, repudiated and destroyed. And on his deathbed, may the last thing he hears is the laughter of children mocking him and his legacy just as the Angel of Death wraps his boney fingers on his carcass and drags him down to the Infernal Reaches to roast for eternity.

Goodbye, good riddance and vayr ge hargit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

42 Why aren't my Comments Posting?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (hjpzi)

43 30: we can't miss you if you don't leave.

he'll reassure his audience he's not going away. clinton did the same thing and he's worth $100's of millions.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (WTSFk)

44 I expect Obama to deliver a stern...lecture. To Trump. On how to be a super awesome president. Like him. Also a scolding of the rubes, for voting for Trump.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (UgF8H)

45 I wonder how much this dumbass is going to run over and fuck up my DVR recordings.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (cAnNx)

46 My understanding is that this is the last time Barack's use of taxpayer funded 747 can be called Air Force One.

Does this mean he is not going back to Washington for the Inauguration? Or is this another stupid ABC news commentary I heard today on local AM radio?

Posted by: Jen at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (a2Sj8)

47 Fill me in on the highlights. I'm watching hockey.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (qJhUV)

48
America's New Year's Resolution To Drop 170 Useless Pounds Of Flab Only 9 Days From Achievement

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (zu88C)

49 You had me at "glans" (not to be confused with GAINZZ!! You are en fuego today, Acie! Strong work!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (sUP4M)

50 37 Don't worry my friends, after January 20, you will still be hearing Obama pontificate ad nauseum thanks to your ever vigilant lick-spittle news media!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (wCEn4)
...............
That he probably will be but with one major difference...He longer commands the power of the presidency!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (CVDY0)

51 All through the night. I, me, mine. I, me, mine. I, me, mine.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

52 Our national poet? Apes crunching figs in the grotto and all that. Obama writes like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (19eli)

53 >>I'm watching hockey.


Hawks v Wings puck drop in 20 minutes or so...


GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (hjpzi)

54 The good news is that O'Barky only has about nine days and fifteen hours left as President of these United States!

The bad news is that O'Barky still has about nine days and fifteen hours left as President of these United States!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (wCEn4)

55 230 1/2 hrs left, wish he would ride off in a golf cart into the sunset but think we won't be so lucky.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (yx0Ld)

56 I have heard enough of this blowhard. I wish I would have signed a pre-nup before the divorce. I notice Code Pink has reappeared. Where have they been the last 8 years?

Posted by: Pointsnfigures at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (Cgudb)

57 To paraphrase Eisenhower - No one wants to see my stupid face on their TV.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (UgF8H)

58 "Ladies and Gentleman, LIVE From the Underwater Grotto"

Posted by: Bruce Buffer at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (hjpzi)

59 OMG, and yes, Garrett won this thread already! I am laughing like a hyena!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (sUP4M)

60 29 We can't miss you if you don't leave!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (RRXgU)


Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

61 If Barky could do 250 I,Me ,My's in a campaign speech for Kilary- I put him at no less than 500 tonight.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (evw2O)

62 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

JJ, I didn't realize you had such a majestic poetic style!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (wCEn4)

63
"M-m-m-my Muslim faith, uh, my Christian faith"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (zu88C)

64 Cue Dana Carvey, and, buh bye.....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (9dH/8)

65 I for one look forward to not watching this verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)

66
I feel like I was back in 5th grade, just after Memorial Day weekend, ticking off the last agonizing days until summer vacation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

67 Et tu, Seinfeld?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (7qAYi)

68 Think I'll skip the lecture, I already know Old Lady Bammy is very disappointed in me.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (sqpGi)

69 Getting my Batman costume ready for my dick.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (7qAYi)

70 I sure hope he brings his selfie stick tonight. And what's the over/under on TOTUS finally getting some snaps from El Prezzy? He could NOT have had the 8 year run he did without his faithful TOTUS at his each side!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sUP4M)

71 Glad to help, bluebell. Hope she has an awesome trip!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (19eli)

72 62 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

JJ, I didn't realize you had such a majestic poetic style!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (wCEn4)

Thanks. Yiddish with a yen for Irishmen like Jimmy Joyce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

73
"typical white woman"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (zu88C)

74 What's the over/under on when Obama appears in public wearing Muslim headgear?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

75

Trump just now tweeted ...

FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!


He mad.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (Uy6ri)

76 17 My self-accolades will flow like it's burrito day in a diarrhea ward.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

++++

I'll bet they're lining up to work in that dump.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (R+30W)

77 "Barack will be ready to rule from day one"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (zu88C)

78 69 Getting my Batman costume ready for my dick.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (7qAYi)


Funny, I have a Señor Wences drag queen outfit for my hand . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

79 You did not build me.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

80 We have our knee pads ready. Don't really need a bib, we swallow every drop.

Posted by: MSDNC at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (89T5c)

81 I wonder if, for once, people will let him be clear?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (8nWyX)

82 "For the first time I'm proud of my country"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (zu88C)

83 He will def set a new PR for "me", "my" and "I", that is for ding dang sure.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (sUP4M)

84

Beginning Feb. 1, the Air Force will no longer enforce its 25 percent tattoo rule, the service announced Tuesday.

Airmen were previously not allowed to have tattoos on the chest, back, arms and legs that were larger than 25 percent of the exposed body part. Now, they could have full tattoo sleeves on their arms or large back pieces if they so choose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

85 He'll Be Tested -


But he has a Ramrod of Steel!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (hjpzi)

86 Today the disgustingly bigoted website Ace of Spades depicted President Barack Obama with an animation of his face burning off. The barbarity displayed is a new low for the uniformly racist Trump-supporting alt-right.

Posted by: SPLC at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (vqzjE)

87 That is just embarrassing. I had forgotten the details of how gaga they were over Obama in 2007-2008.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NOIQH)

88 Are copies of the "Done" poster for sale? It's a classic! Don't know how I could've made it through the last 8 years of pure unadulterated hell without this place to come to and drink away my sorrows.

Posted by: Mary at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (2ly7u)

89 Many boffins died for that information.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (9dH/8)

90
He's in deep doo-doo if he says "if you like your president, you can keep your president."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

91 Should I watch? I might try, but I'm thinking it would be more fun to watch him talk after he has no power at all, and about at the moment he starts to realize that he has no effect on anything any more. Guessing this will just be a frantic exercise in legacy-saving.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (iMxBJ)

92 "all wee weed up"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (zu88C)

93 I was at Mc Cormick Place today, setting up for the Chicago Boat Show that opens tomorrow.

The crowd waiting to access the area of his magnificence were mostly female AA with smatterings of liberal college educated honkies.

They were there very early.

Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (H2lqu)

94 The verbal (visual?) tick that Obama has is his stupid "I'm not really reading from a teleprompter so much as I'm watching a tennis match" mannerism.

GAG Alert! This next may induce the gag reflex in a normal American. Proceed with caution! You have been warned!*

Then the slobbering leftists will write sickening paeans of praise about how much they will "miss the man whose soaring rhetoric inspired the nation."

*this has been a public service announcement.

Posted by: Blake at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (WEBkv)

95 Bush 2000: 47.9, margin -0.5
Bush 2004: 53.2, margin 2.5
Bush 2009 popular approval: 34

Obama 2008: 52.9, margin 7.3
Obama 2012: 51.1, margin 3.4
Obama 2017 popular approval: 55

A better idiot?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (OmhcY)

96 What's the over/under on when Obama appears in public wearing Muslim headgear?
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

And declaring he was our first Muslim president.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (J70i0)

97 His tiny, tiny glans ...

Posted by: acethepug at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (539ql)

98 >>Getting my Batman costume ready for my dick.


If you believe the Media, I use a tiny White Sheet.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (hjpzi)

99 Nice flaming skull, Ace!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (bG+ug)

100 Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him!

Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (U0lQa)

101 The sweetest sound...

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

102 "spread the wealth around"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (zu88C)

103 Are we taking bets on the total times he uses a first person pronoun, or the rate per minute?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)

104 Let's see, what will Obama include in his speech?

1) Something about race, and about how awesome it is he was president.

2) Strawman-strawman-strawman. Lots of meandering around and not really saying anything.

3) Backhanded gauzy statements about how we failed him. You see, you let him down.

4) But despite that he accomplished nothing but amazing things. In fact, he probably could have fixed everything, except for all these other guys who wouldn't listen...

5) All sorts of unneeded advice on how Trump should do his work.

6) Something about "I'm gone, but I'll still be around..."

7) Some sort of calling to our better natures....and how we can be more like him if we only tried harder.

Probably a solid hour, but he might go full Castro and make it two.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (UgF8H)

105

I read, earlier today, that The Dog-Eater-in-Chief has written this last speech himself. I very much hope that he has, and will doubtless beclown himself.

He will go out, not with a bang, but with a stuttttttttterereinggg.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (FlRtG)

106 Bertram - Good news for all those former Yakuza members trying to enlist in the Air Force.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (19eli)

107 Do you think he will get all churchified and speak with his black preacher voice or just a "slight African American accent"?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (sUP4M)

108 "the police acted stupidly"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (zu88C)

109 LESS than TEN DAYS

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (Lat75)

110 Which would you rather have smallpox or this guy?

There's a vaccine for smallpox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)

++++

Ummm. The point of a vaccine is to NOT get the disease. If you already got it, vaccine is useless.

But, if you would have asked me 8 years ago, I probably still would've taken the pox of the disease over the pox of Obama.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (R+30W)

111 "the voters acted stupidly"

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (iMxBJ)

112 heh back in 2008 I was a naive fairly apolitical person who was trying to figure out who was the lesser of evils. As I found various reports on king Putts checkered past there were also these intermingled bits of how he had special training to captivate/hypnotize his audiences from some of the Alex Jones type sources.

Or from the FNM it was how eloquent he was as a speaker. And then I listened to him for the first time and it was like "what you talking about Willis? This dude sounds like back in elementary school when we had to read aloud and it was so tortuous when it was the slower reader's turn"

Then some people said they though maybe with his gestures and stuff it came across watching him speak than just listening; but the first time I watched on TV his nose was nose in air, but he was looking like a tennis referee going from the prompter on one side to the other. I don't even know if he has gotten better because I quickly got to the point where his condescending tone as he blathered nonsense was like nails on a blackboard. I even switch radio channels when Rush plays sound bytes from the preening narcissist.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (dkExz)

113 "if I had a son, he would look like Trayvon"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (zu88C)

114 I look forward to disappointing Him for the last time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (LTHVh)

115 "the police acted stupidly"

+++

He has greater power than the Blue Man!

Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (U0lQa)

116 You love me. Really, you do...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (C9pBZ)

117 My prediction: He's going to (once again) completely re-write the events and accomplishments while in office, casting himself as a demi-god we mere mortal were blessed to have at America's helm for lo these 8 years.

Aaaand journalists and biographers will use it as an outline for their creepily reverent books about him for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

118 TRUE FACT: AMISH REFUSE TO WATCH TELEVISED SPEECHES FROM DULY ELECTEDTHEIR OWN PRESIDENT.

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (q177U)

119 @104

"We still have work to do"


So send money!

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (Lat75)

120 Fore! *thump*

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (Tyii7)

121 Didn't they breathlessly advise us that Obama has written this one himself? Apes In The Grotto, Part Too (because he's so smart).

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (/wWB4)

122 What are the rules and trigger words for the drinking tonight? asking for an inlaw.

Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (bKxiT)

123 Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (UgF8H)

Definitely something about how Osama Bin Laden was personally shot by himself.

Also about how much race relations are better.

Something Hope something change. and how we can't let it get away from us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (92kX2)

124 I'll have more flexibilty after the election.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

125 Do you think Cousin Pookie will be getting on the couch to watch this....

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (sUP4M)

126 I hope Trump shitposts this speech on twitter

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (7qAYi)

127 What's the over/under he has just one, shining tear well up in his eye as he is overcome with emotion at the outpouring of love and gratitude from the audience?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (NOIQH)

128 apparently obama's post presidency will be dedicated to remaking the democratic party in his image and running a shadow government. that's how it looks to me. plus making huge amounts pf money.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (WTSFk)

129 121 Didn't they breathlessly advise us that Obama has written this one himself?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (/wWB4)


Like his books, right? *wink*

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (iMxBJ)

130 I just want to smack Tom Hanks' face in that screen cap.

I'm a bad person.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (sBOL1)



No you're not. He deserves it along with the rest of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

131 Waffle Status remains Unfinished

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (LTHVh)

132 Seriously, who gives two shits what this clown has to say. I haven't watched a single speech that Asshat has made and I'm not gonna start tonight.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (qKHgx)

133
Love was just a glans away,
a warm embracing dance away

Posted by: Frank Sinatra at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (hjpzi)

134 Do you think he will get all churchified and speak with his black preacher voice or just a "slight African American accent"?

I predict the same rhythm. Over and over and over...

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (/cksx)

135

Lou Dobbs discussing how deep the cuts will have to be in the CIA to fix these problems.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (zu88C)

136 Nine Days.

Nine Short Days.

We are Single Digit Midgets.

NINE DAYS.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (Z56vq)

137 If you think the speech is bad, just wait until all the "smart people" pundits review it...drool buckets everywhere. That will be even more sickening...

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (sUP4M)

138
This speech will be full of Barry congratulating himself and talking shit about us. Fark him and go away you commie queer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)

139 87 That is just embarrassing. I had forgotten the details of how gaga they were over Obama in 2007-2008.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NOIQH

Hello!

Posted by: 2004.DNC Convention at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (iztiu)

140 128 apparently obama's post presidency will be dedicated to remaking the democratic party in his image and running a shadow government. that's how it looks to me. plus making huge amounts pf money.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (WTSFk)

He wants the lifestyle, but I have never seen this guy with the same Clintonian "we need all the money" kind of fervor. Hell, I figure most of that was Hillary! Bill would have been happy as long as he got laid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (92kX2)

141 When was the last time an outgoing president gave his farewell address in an arena before a crowd, instead of in the Oval Office?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

142 I'm not sure about these translations.

http://tinyurl.com/h7xwu7a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (Nwg0u)

143 I assume ace is just posting this video so we can get rid of out 2 month erecting for a few minutes.
That's kind of you ace.

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (7B3HW)

144 Look for the president to go Full Monty tonight.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (q177U)

145

I predict the same rhythm. Over and over and over...


IOW, a s-s-stttttttuuttttttttterriinngngngng

Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (FlRtG)

146 "Obama gonna pay my mortgage!"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (zu88C)

147 I suppose it must be comforting to these people to have no shame at all. Otherwise they'd never be able to look into a mirror, and I have a feeling they do that a lot.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (TFxjY)

148 Are we taking bets on the total times he uses a first person pronoun, or the rate per minute?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
--------------

Total times = 65. I may be low.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (sBOL1)

149 Will the lighting be such as to cast a halo glow about him?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (sUP4M)

150
WHATS THE COCKTAIL. GOTTA PACE OURSELVES.


YIPPEEEEEEEE

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (IRimx)

151 I'm ready to drink. Got jury duty tomorrow.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (7qAYi)

152 "nothing to fear with Barack Obama as president"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (zu88C)

153 Will women be fainting in the audience so that Obamamessiah can have them touch the hem of his garment to revive them?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sUP4M)

154 Do you think he will get all churchified and speak with his black preacher voice or just a "slight African American accent"?


Will he wear a tie or go with the 1960's neighborhood numbers runner look?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)

155 132 Seriously, who gives two shits what this clown has to say. I haven't watched a single speech that Asshat has made and I'm not gonna start tonight.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (qKHgx)

I have never been able to stand more than a few minutes. The combination of shitty style and condescension just grate. At least Clinton did not come across as a preachy prick all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (92kX2)

156 When was the last time an outgoing president gave his farewell address
in an arena before a crowd, instead of in the Oval Office?


Do Presidents usually give a farewell address on TV? I mean, besides Nixon, I don't remember anything. Not even Reagan.

Maybe it's just something I've ignored.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)

157 And don't forget about my awesome phones. I revolutionized free shit.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

158 If you think the speech is bad, just wait until all the "smart people" pundits review it

We already have! Can't publish it just yet, though...

Posted by: The MFM at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (/cksx)

159 How many times will Obama say how awful and racist America is? How much blaming Fox News and Limbaugh?

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (cAnNx)

160 I am just so glad they got that issue of trans-gendered folks pissing resolved before he left office, I can not tell you all the sleep the issue has stolen from me over the years. Much like a white guy stole jobs with their privilege.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (9dH/8)

161 The "free" tickets to his swan song were going for 5 large on E-Bay.

This is nothing more than a cult.

Very Jim Jonesian.

Promise everything--- do nothing.

Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (H2lqu)

162 Will the First Lady be baring her fabulously, legendary toned arms?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sUP4M)

163 Pack it in, Barky. Turn out the lights, the party's over.
Hasta La Vista Dirtbag.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (Z56vq)

164 If he lists all his accomplishments, this could be over in the commercial break.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (iynDC)

165 "the moment when the seas stopped rising"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (zu88C)

166 Drinking game?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (92kX2)

167 Probabilities:

100% Narcissistic self-justification
90% Veiled dig at Trump
85% Lizzy is exactly right about everything in post 117
50% "Roads and Bridges"
5% Will announce that he is transitioning to a woman
0% Will mention Benghazi
0% Will mention Fast and Furious
0% Will mention Kathy Steinle
0% Will mention Brian Terry
...

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (iMxBJ)

168 That piece of shit is messing up my life one last time by giving his speech during my lunch nap.

No way can I pass on the Horde's commentary during this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (D2vc1)

169 I just threw up a little in my mouth reading that bullshit.

OMG.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (+lv+r)

170

I bet he cries

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (IRimx)

171 The speech will go one for so long, and there will be so many pauses for standing ovations, hat Obama will make James Brown look like a quitter in comparison.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (NOIQH)

172 Are we taking bets on the total times he uses a first person pronoun, or the rate per minute?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
--------------

Total times = 65. I may be low.

-
We need The Price Is Right scoring, the closest without going over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (Nwg0u)

173 156 When was the last time an outgoing president gave his farewell address
in an arena before a crowd, instead of in the Oval Office?

Do Presidents usually give a farewell address on TV? I mean, besides Nixon, I don't remember anything. Not even Reagan.

Maybe it's just something I've ignored.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)


Eisenhower. I linked it upthread. His was great. He was humble, and spoke to the American people as mature, intelligent adults.

I remember Reagan doing it too. Both were TV addresses from the Oval Office, not in front of an adoring crowd.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

174 Barry: I'd like to start out by singing a song I wrote myself. Some may say that some dead cracker named George Harrison wrote it but it was me. Here we go -


All through' the day
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
All through' the night
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Now they're frightened of leaving it
Ev'ryone's weaving it,
Coming on strong all the time,
All through' the day I me mine.
I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine.
All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (auHtY)

175 Over/Under on how many times Obama refers to himself... Over/Under on how many times Obama expresses disappointment over how dumb America is

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (hCdMd)

176 Will he stand before the masses and manspread his legs so that they can swoon over his erection? (You know he will be sporting wood as he gives himself a tongue bath and a reach around...)

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (sUP4M)

177 "America, you have disappointed me!"

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (5zfq1)

178 Seriously, who gives two shits what this clown has to say. I haven't watched a single speech that Asshat has made and I'm not gonna start tonight.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM


Maybe Queen Elizabeth II will lend you her iPod and you can catch up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (DSlVW)

179 The Airing of Grievances.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)

180 I don't think the country will ever overcome the degradation of that absurd, North Korea/Ceaucescu's Romania cult worship sampled in the post. It won't in my eyes, at least.


And RioBravo, his popularity rating you cite pretty much confirms my point. A very dumbed-down country, easily manipulated by a crudely sycophantic media. With a crudely dishonest and hostile media - and amnesty - it's not hard to see how Bush got his numbers in 2009. Though it remains the case that Bush derangement, not Bush, is part of what made Obama possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (QDnY+)

181
They need to change that slogan now to : No, He Didn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (ODxAs)

182 He's hired hookers to pee in America's bed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (iynDC)

183 Reagan's:

http://tinyurl.com/qekncz5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (92kX2)

184 I'd laugh my ass off if Trump tweeted something along the lines of:
Bwahahahaha. So much BS. Can't wait to hear the boot licking from the media.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (qKHgx)

185

He cries cause he couldnt make us stop being so fucking awful and backward

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (IRimx)

186 Will Ash Carter or some other high ranking official get up and give him another award? Dictators like having a large swath of medals pinned on them...

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (sUP4M)

187 Looking at the pic at the top of Drudge made me wish I could go attend whatever unofficial party the Marine guards will have after the inauguration. You know it's going to be an absolute blowout.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (GUBah)

188 Will he have his nose pointed in the air?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (sUP4M)

189 No one will hear what he's saying, they'll be looking at their watches and wondering 'how much longer?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (iynDC)

190 I remember Nixon's farewell address.

It was probably less petulant than this one will be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (iynDC)

191 "one of our brightest presidents," a "huge visionary," "the perfect American," "our national poet,"


Challenge the next leftie you meet to produce a full quote from Pres. TFG McJugears.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (V3IFq)

192 I've watched him as little as possible over the past 9 years because just looking at him irritates the crap out of me, I'm not going to start watching him now. JEF will just blabber on about how wonderful he is and tell a pack of lies.

while it won't be "farewell" for good because his obnoxious face will continue to be in the news criticizing everything Trump does, I'm so glad that asshole won't be besmirching the Oval Office any more.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (P8951)

193 It's either this speech or the first Cavs game with Kyle Korver.

Yeah, you guys are on your own.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (19eli)

194 Can't wait to hear the boot licking from the media.

This is probably their last chance, so it should be, like...seismic.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (qJhUV)

195 Happy days are here again..

Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (Ffw22)

196
Horde this is a vaccination for a fatal disease.

Take your medicine . Internalize this so that the citizens of America NEVER contract this disease again.

Vaccinate your kids and your grandkids. Vaccinate your friends and your neighbors.

Don't turn away. Listen. And remember.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (zu88C)

197 Will Sasha and Malia be there sportung inappropriate attire and looking angry and bored?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (sUP4M)

198 i'm having a cuba libre before my limes freeze.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (jim/W)

199
He is gonna pity us and remind us he will still be there

And then he will cry for our dumb sister fucking asses

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (IRimx)

200 Will the First Lady be baring her fabulously, legendary toned arms?

-
Looking for the perfect present for that certain someone?

http://tinyurl.com/gqnx46s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)

201 I'd laugh my ass off if Trump tweeted something along the lines of:

yeah yeah pack your shit and get out

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (U0lQa)

202 Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (DSlVW)

*Snort* Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (qKHgx)

203 I'd rather watch the Velocity channel.

Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Ffw22)

204 He's doing this in front of a crowd? Who's the free concert that's performing to actually get people to show up?

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cAnNx)

205 A Barkyskull.

Likey.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

206 Trump dabbles in the Twitter dark arts. He is the Sith Lord of Trollmasters.

Now is the time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (89T5c)

207 Can't wait to hear the boot licking from the media.

This is probably their last chance, so it should be, like...seismic.


Posted by: tu3031
****

Licking? More like giant sucking sound...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

208
The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."










*snort*

The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (LuZz8)

209 Well, after all this, it's obviously time for my second Stone Fence cocktail. Or is it number three?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (/WPPJ)

210 Thank you. Thank you. Can someone remove that used condom from my left teleprompter. Thanks. As I look back at my greatest achievements, Cash 4 Clunkers, Guns 4 Mexican Gangs, Obamacare 4 Clingers, Obamacare waivers 4 Unions, Bengazhi 4 Whities, IRS Audits 4 Rebups, and numerous race riots, I am remided how much this country sucks. But, It can suck better. I want to thank Kenneth Lerer Co-founder of the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed for his attack on the Trumpers. I want to thank my cronies, the NYT and Big Butt Michelle for their support and the MSM for not taking picture of Michell's big butt. I have one last bury the hatchet offer for the Trumpers. If you let me stay on three more years to smooth the transition I will work with you to bury the hatchet in Trump. How about it? If not I will continue my slander of Trump through Buzzfeed and HuffPo until you clingers die. Thank you and good night.

Posted by: Barky O at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (4acWK)

211 Do the sycophants in the media know that it won't be necessary for them to take the blue pills offered to them?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (sUP4M)

212 I hope Trump sends him a bill for damage

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (IRimx)

213 Does he say"Eat your Peas!"?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (9dH/8)

214 Runningrn: Honestly, can you imagine having this pretentious chode as your father? It's a miracle they aren't serial killers.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)

215 So Trump's asked the Brits for the Churchill bust back. Is Obama going to return the Che Guevara bust to Raul, or take it with him when he leaves?

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (iMxBJ)

216 Can't wait to hear the boot licking from the media.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (qKHgx)



Their reviews are already written so they can just spend the whole time wanking it as he speaks to them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (auHtY)

217 I just smile when I think about Obama's Legacy ... Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

218 enjoy this official White House video, produced by Hollywood... it's called Triumph of the Will.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (2mC6G)

219 If only he'd spent more time communicating his wonderfulness to us so we could understand, instead of the near monocular focus on Presidentin' ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (DSlVW)

220 18 Ace, we really should be live blogging this. I mean, it has archive potential humor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Just admit it, J. J., you want to bathe in the glory that is TFG just one more time. That, or your fetish for self-applied thumbscrews has leaked over to politics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (gAXee)

221 nanana heyheyhey goodbye!
http://tinyurl.com/luoxq8p

Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (Ffw22)

222 Bill Clinton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45zUlQPUQ0

George W. Bush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqezJcneeI

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

223

He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago

Why is he raising funds

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)

224 So Obama leaves office with about the same approval rating as Bill Clinton (55%) while Trump enters with 37% approval rating.

But most people are optimistic about the economy this year. Interesting.

Too bad a cyclical recession is baked into Trump's cake.

If Donald can prevent another 2008-2009 recession he'll be a miracle worker.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)

225 The new trump allegations are doing real damage inFL and OH. This is the thing that will end Trumps chance at the presidency. It is going to be an early night, folks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)

226 204 He's doing this in front of a crowd? Who's the free concert that's performing to actually get people to show up?
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cAnNx)


The "What What In The Butt" guy?

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (iMxBJ)

227 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)


Thanks, I'll pass!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (sUP4M)

228 BILL WYNN SUCK MY DICKKKKKKK

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (IRimx)

229 The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."










*snort*

The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

I thought the $20 dollar ones had two tongues?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

230 It's a miracle they aren't serial killers.


They'll be stoners, just like Dad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (LTHVh)

231 just smile when I think about Obama's Legacy ... Trump

+++

only thing guaranteed to remain is gay marriage. the rest, i dunno.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (U0lQa)

232 Chance that Trump calls him a limp Dick looser on twitter tonight, 100%. And ya I spelled looser correctly.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)

233 Obama can suck it.

Posted by: Weasel


Not just yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (rH4JY)

234 It's a miracle they aren't serial killers.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)


They're young, give them time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (wCEn4)

235 >>Why is he raising funds


It's all he's good at?
Probably for his new org. w/Erik Holder for redistricting.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (NOIQH)

236 I dont have a dick. It seemed appropriate

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IRimx)

237 So Obama leaves office with about the same approval rating as Bill Clinton (55%) while Trump enters with 37% approval rating.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)




So with accurate numbers like that from the MSM we can be assured it's going to be an early night?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (GUBah)

238 Nine Freaking Days, People.

I'm having a galss of wine. What are you drinking?

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (Z56vq)

239
"Trump Can't Win"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (zu88C)

240
He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago

Did he put on the feed bag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

241
Why is he raising funds

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)



Probably for his library

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (PtOP4)

242 225 LOL..... Sponge bob approves of your post.

Posted by: Sponge Bob at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (9dH/8)

243 209 Well, after all this, it's obviously time for my second Stone Fence cocktail. Or is it number three?

Counting is for pussies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (gAXee)

244 Grump: I think they'll need to get into the harder stuff to put up with Barky McFuckstick and Chewbacca.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (19eli)

245 214 Runningrn: Honestly, can you imagine having this pretentious chode as your father? It's a miracle they aren't serial killers.

Not to mention their mother...

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (sUP4M)

246 "I don't have a dick"

this thread does, though... goes by the name Bill Wynn

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (S2DjQ)

247 I dont have a dick. It seemed appropriate

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IRimx)

That's OK, he can only suck one at a time, and Obama's is firmly lodged in his epiglottis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (bG+ug)

248
Barry: I'd like to start off tonight's speech by thanking my beautiful partner of so many years. Can I get a big round of applause for the one and only Reggie Love

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)

249 222 Bill Clinton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45zUlQPUQ0

George W. Bush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqezJcneeI

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)



So both just did it in DC. At the White House.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (cAnNx)

250 Oh well, thought there be interest from someone that was at Mc Cormick today.

Guess not.

Off to watch hockey.

GO HAWKS.

Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (H2lqu)

251 214 Runningrn: Honestly, can you imagine having this pretentious chode as your father? It's a miracle they aren't serial killers.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)

++++

They probably take consolation from the knowledge that they are adopted.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (R+30W)

252 Bill Wynn, democrat pretending to be a GOP guy.
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

253
SO LONG FUCK FACE

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (IRimx)

254 "He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago
"

To find a cure for horseface?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (W6Ch1)

255 206. Heh....did you ever hear the legend of Darth Trumpis the Yuuge? I thought not; it's not the sort of story the RNC would tell you.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (0Rr2q)

256 Hillary only lost because Obama was too busy to be the chief organizer of the Democrat Party. So now I will expect he will focus all his energies at insuring a win in 2020. This should be fun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (rH4JY)

257 I hope Trump sends him a bill for damage
Posted by: ThunderB


I'm looking forward to the sweep through by security with Gopros documenting the shit-stained walls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (V3IFq)

258 Mr Crabs says Berry gets no crabby patties.

Posted by: Sponge Bob at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (9dH/8)

259 I dont have a dick. It seemed appropriate

++++

wide open

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (U0lQa)

260 so really, Wynn should suck himself

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (S2DjQ)

261 Hrothgar: True, maybe they're late bloomers. Watch out, Aileen Wuornos!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (19eli)

262 So both just did it in DC. At the White House.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (cAnNx)

Well, at least one of them was not a malignant narcissist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (92kX2)

263 DC To Become Super Sanctuary City For Undocumented Immigrants

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (e8kgV)

264 He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago

Why is he raising funds

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)


They're too dumb to know anything. He's just taking them to the cleaners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (auHtY)

265 Reagan's Farewell Address

https://youtu.be/UKVsq2daR8Q

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (cAnNx)

266 I'll take about 112 on the "I, me, mine," over/under.

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (iT57s)

267 nanana heyheyhey goodbye!
http://tinyurl.com/luoxq8p

-
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8DRen60X10

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (Nwg0u)

268 Tonight: So much whining
10 days from now: So much winning

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)

269 >>He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago


For 150k you can lay under the coffee table while he shits on it.


Posted by: Ana Wintour at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (hjpzi)

270 The cult of personality is strong in these.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (J8/9G)

271 So I've seen Eisenhower's, Reagan's, Clinton's, and Bush 43's farewell addresses. They all ran from 10-20 minutes. I haven't found any others so far, but I haven't looked very hard.

I will be amazed if Obama's speech is under an hour.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

272 I am ashamed to say that I want be there, and be near the stage.

When there's a suitably dramatic moment, which I'm sure are scripted in, I want to scream:

"I LOVE DONALD TRUMP!"

Then I'd get hauled off.

sigh.

So many dreams require me living my home and the cat. They will never happen...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (J5mC3)

273 I've been using lavash bread lately instead of regular bread, since it's about half the carbs. Can I cut it up & bake it unto chips?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)

274

Reagans farewell address had me bawling in the car. I remember

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (IRimx)

275 My God, you people still can't accept that Barack Obama has saved America from racist division and bigotry. Get with it, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (FmNHR)

276 >>I'll take about 112 on the "I, me, mine," over/under.

I'm betting 200 at minimum.
This is gonna be a looooong speech.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (NOIQH)

277 >>I dont have a dick. It seemed appropriate


They go with almost everything.

Really, as an accessory they can't be beat.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (hjpzi)

278 I'd rather watch the Velocity channel.

Got you beat. I'd rather watch the Vice Channel.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (qJhUV)

279 you know

wouldn't even bother counting the i me myself stuff. subject of the speech is him right off the bat

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (U0lQa)

280
229 The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."










*snort*

The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

I thought the $20 dollar ones had two tongues?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)







I wouldn't know. I'm too cheap to pay for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (LuZz8)

281 We had such...such great hopes, for this great man.

Posted by: Useful Idiots at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (NBHj5)

282
FORGET GET IT FRITZ, OBAMA IS TITS UP

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (IRimx)

283 You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (7qAYi)

284 Yes We Can: People Share Their Most Memorable Moments from the Obama Presidency
---
No, you fucking didn't!

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (2mC6G)

285 (from the back of the room) BORING!

Too soon?

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (ZIFyZ)

286 We is going to miss ya Mr Santero, you were always so honest in who you were, fake name and all.. Oh, and Barry, go piss up a rope and stay the hell off my lawn........

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (9dH/8)

287 273 I've been using lavash bread lately instead of regular bread, since it's about half the carbs. Can I cut it up & bake it unto chips?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)


Don't see why not. It works for pita. Low temps (200-225), convection fan on if you have one, open the oven occasionally to vent moisture.

I used to use a slicer to slice bagels very thin and make chips out of them this same way.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)

288 Trump the real estate mogul freezes Obama's pension for damages to the White House.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (W6Ch1)

289 So I've seen Eisenhower's, Reagan's, Clinton's, and Bush 43's farewell addresses. They all ran from 10-20 minutes. I haven't found any others so far, but I haven't looked very hard.

I will be amazed if Obama's speech is under an hour.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)



The queen has a lot of congratulating of himself and a lot of scolding, lecturing and talking shit about us to do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

290 If I could blow myself I would.

Posted by: Me, Barack, Too marvelous for words. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (5TjAs)

291 TONIGHT ONLY - Barack Obama in


HALF-BLACK SWAN SONG

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (hjpzi)

292 This post is so full of teh awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (0mRoj)

293 Who is this Obama? I can't recall him. Must not've been important.

Posted by: Draki at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (fQGa/)

294 So much douche. So little time.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)

295 The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)

296

At the very least, Trump should keep Obamas deposit

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (IRimx)

297 My most memorable moment of the Obama Presidency hasn't come yet. But I'm eagerly awaiting it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (2mC6G)

298 OK, who is keeping track of these?


I am in for a sawbuck on 143 'I's.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (hjpzi)

299 Why is he raising funds

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)



Probably for his library

-
Industrial strength paper shredders don't come cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)

300 >>If I could blow myself I would.


Would that count as jobs "created" or "saved"?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (NOIQH)

301 buzzion that's a great link, thanks!

...especially considering your condition.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (zu88C)

302 290 If I could blow myself I would.
Posted by: Me, Barack, Too marvelous for words. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (5TjAs)

If I could blow myself, I wouldn't need Reggie.

Just me, a mirror and an IV.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (92kX2)

303 So does anyone in Brattleboro,VT have Mary Cloggenstein on suicide watch?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (qJhUV)

304 My memorable moment was talking to my brother at new year this year, his family health insurance premium went from $320 a month to $1200, oh joy....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (9dH/8)

305 Somewhat apropos is the sidebar bit about the mood-repairing effects of revenge. Oh. Yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)

306 287 273 I've been using lavash bread lately instead of regular bread, since it's about half the carbs. Can I cut it up & bake it unto chips?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)

Don't see why not. It works for pita. Low temps (200-225), convection fan on if you have one, open the oven occasionally to vent moisture.

I used to use a slicer to slice bagels very thin and make chips out of them this same way.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)

Good to know. I would have cooked it at 375 & burned the hell out of them.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (7qAYi)

307 bagel chips are just round croutons

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (U0lQa)

308

He will stab israel one more time

And then the controversial pardons

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (IRimx)

309 OK, I'll go for 125 I, me, mines.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

310 Seriously watch Reagan's farewell.

So great.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (zu88C)

311 What the hell?! This asshat didn't do shit in EIGHT YEARS.

Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Committee at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (ZIFyZ)

312 Well, according to the interwebz, Obama says "I, me, my" every 12 seconds.

They noted 199x in a 40 minute speech two years ago.

If this goes that long, I say MORE than 199.

If it goes much longer than 40 minutes, I say WAY MORE.

/also, he will be disappointed in us. Again.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (J5mC3)

313 Farewell, schlongedu, alf weederson, good bye!

Posted by: Barky at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (DSlVW)

314 OK, I'll go for 125 I, me, mines.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
---
Always bet the over.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (2mC6G)

315 One thing I noticed while rewatching Reagan's speech. He speaks constantly of 'service.' How often have we heard this in the past 8 years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)

316 Bill Wynn made an appearance, will Dr Tiller do us the same favor?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (6Ll1u)

317 hehehe, anyone in Califuckingfornia with a satellite dish won't be able to see the Imbecile bloviating. It's raining so hard its cutting out the satellite feed

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (RLdcX)

318 I hope none of the commenters here think that Obama will actually go away.
Mr Ovama is like pestalents that come back on a regular basis, like locusts.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (e8kgV)

319 Well shoot, I was banking on a 15-20 minute speech. You guys think it will go an hour? Yikes.

Still not watching.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (sBOL1)

320
If it goes much longer than 40 minutes, I say WAY MORE.

/also, he will be disappointed in us. Again.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (J5mC3)

What's a sacred number in Islam?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)

321 o hey let's all get together, black and white, hold hands and

wait we all hate each other now? did i do that?

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (U0lQa)

322 306 Good to know. I would have cooked it at 375 & burned the hell out of them.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (7qAYi)


Well, slightly higher temps might, or might not work (I'm talking 250). The ideal would be that they become nice and crisp at the same moment that they become a light golden brown. But that's hard to do, and you really want to err on the side of lower temperatures. Just drying them out can take a long time, depending on thickness, moisture level, and whether you have that convection fan.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (iMxBJ)

323 My most memorable moment was my appointment to Benghazi

Posted by: Chris Stevens at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (89T5c)

324 72 seems a bit low...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)

325 OK, the warmup act is on.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (iMxBJ)

326 and a lot of scolding, lecturing and talking shit about us to do

Festivus for the rest of us!

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (ZIFyZ)

327 315 One thing I noticed while rewatching Reagan's speech. He speaks constantly of 'service.' How often have we heard this in the past 8 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)


Well, Obama declared that 9/11 should be a National Day of Service.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

328
Maybe he's going to finally come mincing out of the closet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)

329 Also, real question:

If Preezy Muslim Brotherhood is saying Buh Bye tonight, and President Winning Scalp Weasel isn't in for ten days, are we on national autopilot?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (J5mC3)

330 "bagel chips are just round croutons"

Both of which are not "Chips"!

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (W6Ch1)

331 Bill Wynn made an appearance, will Dr Tiller do us the same favor?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (6Ll1u)

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Fairey Swordfish at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (bG+ug)

332 he armed ISIS and let Iraq's crooked and bigoted President drive the Sunnis to their cause, thus turning the Near East into total hell. that's his legacy. another commenter had it right, his memory is down there with James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (S2DjQ)

333 hehehe, anyone in Califuckingfornia with a satellite dish won't be able to see the Imbecile bloviating. It's raining so hard its cutting out the satellite feed

-
That's not rain. It's their tears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)

334 You've got to be fucking kidding me.


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (fKWf6)

335 One thing I noticed while rewatching Reagan's speech. He speaks constantly of 'service.' How often have we heard this in the past 8 years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)



He's serviced Reggie a lot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)

336
Haha, bill wynn showed up for loser speech, missed ya on election night bucko.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (ODxAs)

337 I saw Excessively Stylized National Anthem Singer open for Douche Canoe at the Buh Bye Auditorium.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (iMxBJ)

338 ASSSHOOOOLLLEEE!!!!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (9dH/8)

339 >>If I could blow myself I would.

Would that count as jobs "created" or "saved"?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM


Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (DSlVW)

340 Maybe he's going to finally come mincing out of the closet
---
Mincing is a great word.

In another thread, someone used prancing.

But I think "mincing" feels more accurate.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (J5mC3)

341 Why does it say State of the Union address?

Also, why in Chicago?

Will he pour one out for his hommies?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (hjpzi)

342 Oh God,

It is broadcast on TV live.

Where is that DVD?

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (iT57s)

343 worst. president. ever.

Posted by: Heidi at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (dmiod)

344 Are they playing lead in music?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (hjpzi)

345 is ace getting his exercise on?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (jim/W)

346 Seriously watch Reagan's farewell

+++

i remember the end

"Not bad America. Not bad at all"

at least that's what i recall

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (U0lQa)

347 Heh....waiting for all the principled conservatives who couldn't bring themselves to back the Lord Yugemungus to come back and try to say they told us so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (0Rr2q)

348 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
I I I i I
I I I I I I I I

Posted by: A stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (BO/km)

349 When do the pyrotechnics go off?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (fKWf6)

350 Saved!

Laugh In is on Decades.

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (iT57s)

351 Will the crowd hold up their phones at the end like a music concert?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)

352 Well, even if I did post it yesterday, enjoy this Newsbusters recap of the #FakeNewsMedia's no-hands-full-eye-contact deep-glottal appreciation for Obama.

These people have no dignity, no self respect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (rH4JY)

353 U2?

What a Fag.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (hjpzi)

354 334 You've got to be fucking kidding me.


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (fKWf6)

What happened?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)

355 Intro music and a walk.... what an asshat......fuck you fucking fuck....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (9dH/8)

356 Jeesus, how many channels is this fucking thing on? Again, thank God for hockey.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (qJhUV)

357 watching the Rockets swat the Hornets. Low energy offense. Sad!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (S2DjQ)

358 Can't wait for what he comes up with for the seal of the Office Of The President Emeritus.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (s5o+q)

359 go away....stay away.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Christmas at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (0O7c5)

360
Oh people come on and expect the worst. There is a whole lot of ego to feed tonight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)

361
Will the crowd hold up their phones at the end like a music concert?
---
Oh yeah.

I'd bet on that.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (J5mC3)

362 What happened?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)


This whole introduction. It's a goddamn production to stroke his ego.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (fKWf6)

363 Two things from Reagan that I will drink this entire bottle of whiskey if we hear tonight:

"If man is to be free, government must be limited."

"When government expands, liberty contracts."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)

364 What's a sacred number in Islam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM


72.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (DSlVW)

365 This is stupid. He's pointing to people in the crowd.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (J70i0)

366 This already feels like a washed up band's forced appearance.

awkward

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

367 Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)

What happened? Did you put all of your dildos in the toaster oven?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (V3IFq)

368 351 Will the crowd hold up their phones at the end like a music concert?
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)


FREEBIRD!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)

369 Maybe he will do a Katy Perry and fly around like a flaming ass..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (9dH/8)

370 Sad Ginger Staffer is Sad.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (hjpzi)

371 Also, how many people are going to faint?

We need an over/under on that.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (J5mC3)

372 He's in Chicago? Asswipe.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

373 stuttering cluster fuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (0O7c5)

374 The stuttering has commenced.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)

375 I just realized, this fucker will probably host his own talk show at some point. He loves this crap. He wants to walk out to an adoring crowd all the time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (fKWf6)

376 363 Two things from Reagan that I will drink this entire bottle of whiskey if we hear tonight:
"If man is to be free, government must be limited."
"When government expands, liberty contracts."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)


You're not here for the gambling, are you?

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)

377 363 Two things from Reagan that I will drink this entire bottle of whiskey if we hear tonight:

"If man is to be free, government must be limited."

"When government expands, liberty contracts."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)

Outside of gay marriage or tranny toilets, I bet he won't mention "freedom" once.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)

378 There are going to be so many standing ovations --- he'll never leave that stage.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (NOIQH)

379 Corpsmen everywhere...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (9dH/8)

380 Aye, aye, aye, aye.
I am the freedom bandito.

- Barky Oh!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Nwg0u)

381 Nine days isn't soon enough. How much am I paying for this production?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (J70i0)

382 He's acting like a talk show host.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (fKWf6)

383 358 Can't wait for what he comes up with for the seal of the Office Of The President Emeritus.

Toilet Seat?

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Z56vq)

384 I'm getting that tingling sensation running right up my schadenboner right now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (kP16F)

385 Oooh, but don't forget, it's an 'intellectual' stutter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (V3IFq)

386 Let the stuttering commence!

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (iMxBJ)

387 So all the networks and cable have Obama on. Did Reagan get all to cover his last speech? I don't remember that he did

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Lat75)

388 Maybe he will do a Katy Perry and fly around like a flaming ass..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (9dH/



Reggie: Oh he's got a flaming ass alright

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

389 375 I just realized, this fucker will probably host his own talk show at some point. He loves this crap. He wants to walk out to an adoring crowd all the time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (fKWf6)

Eh, they'll give anyone a talk show

Posted by: Chevy Chase at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)

390 He's got the lisp-whistle going tonight, too!

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (s5o+q)

391 Will he pour one out for his hommies?


------

Six Hundred thirty dead blacks in Chicago last year.
Almost Four Hundred in 2015.

Gonna take more than a taste.

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (iT57s)

392 Nope. I still hate him.

Fuck off.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf)

393 He's not going away...ever. He said so today. He said if he disagrees with any of Trump's policies, he's going to speak out.

So, every farking day, in other words.

Posted by: fly gal at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (QmGSa)

394 Trump should just tweet in response: "At'll do, pig. At'll do."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (sqpGi)

395 Is he actually on time?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

396 Apparently, George Washington's Farewell Address was only published but never actually delivered.
So what's wrong with that tradition?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

397 I saw about 10 seconds and had to turn it off. F' that f'n guy in particular.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (BO/km)

398 I would rather have the Seventh Cav roll over my nuts with every Abrams in stock than listen to this guy masturspeak.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (F0ZHr)

399 Oh holy shit, just realized that beddy-bye radio is probably not gonna happen, with "Let me be clear: you have all disappointed my blameless majesty".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (8nWyX)

400 He's speaking about his past speeches. Like that was his whole job.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (iMxBJ)

401 Someone's having a fit.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (n3MnG)

402 Heckler.. Awesome!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (9dH/8)

403 10 days

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (0O7c5)

404 Outside of gay marriage or tranny toilets, I bet he won't mention "freedom" once.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)

When your tranny takes a dump, it won't be in a toilet, trust me.

Posted by: pissed-off guy walking back to town at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (bG+ug)

405
How are the eyes

Is he high?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (IRimx)

406 386 Let the stuttering commence!
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (iMxBJ)


B'dea-b'dea-b'dea That's All Folks!

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)

407 He instantly started in with his oh-too-cutesy stuttering affect

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (SEXy3)

408 "It's almost hard to remain objective because it's infectious, the energy"



Well, objectivity is proscribed if you're in the middle of hot sex. How on earth would you ever get off?



Re: Obama's "chiseled pectorals"



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??



Someone call me an ambulance! I'm LITERALLY DYING!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)

409 Will there be fireworks when he walks off the stage?

Or and confetti drop of "O logo" shaped confetti that will later be sold on Ebay for thousands?

If not, I will be disappointed

Sorely disappointed.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (J5mC3)

410 >>Maybe he will do a Katy Perry and fly around like a flaming ass..


Gonna do a James Brown - limp off the stage exhausted, ValJar will sling a coat over his shoulders, and then he'll bravely cast it off and he'll lunge back to the podium...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (NOIQH)

411 Apparently, George Washington's Farewell Address was only published but never actually delivered.
So what's wrong with that tradition?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

Traditions are for white people.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (J70i0)

412 "change only happens when ordinary people get involved..."

so he understands what happened on election day?

Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (b7fwp)

413 385 Oooh, but don't forget, it's an 'intellectual' stutter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (V3IFq)

I especially loved when I heard a soundbite from the day after the election when he said "...R*pause*Rule of Law."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (92kX2)

414 What's a sacred number in Islam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)

88

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (P/kVC)

415 on January 21st i expect to see articles saying how the dream is over, cold splash of reality, gotta be the adults etc.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (U0lQa)

416 396 Apparently, George Washington's Farewell Address was only published but never actually delivered.
So what's wrong with that tradition?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)


The State of the Union message used to be a letter from the President delivered to Congress.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

417 First hint of schadenfreude: the crowd chanting "Four More Years!!"

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)

418 Stop stealing my sound effect!

Posted by: Zombie Lou Gehrig at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (n3MnG)

419 My most memorable moment of TFG presidency was seeing the plastic chairs set out on the lawn for the Beer Summit.

Cheapo plastic chairs.

It turned out to be symbolic of the care and attention to detail we have learned to expect from this administration.

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (vfC/C)

420 He may announce that aliens are real and we work with them along with other countries.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (iztiu)

421 He is actually boring them

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

422 Thank god for REVERB,,, hahahaha,,, such a crap parade this thing is.. So glad.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (9dH/8)

423 398 I would rather have the Seventh Cav roll over my nuts with every Abrams in stock than listen to this guy masturspeak.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (F0ZHr)

After the first one, you probably would not be feeling anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (92kX2)

424 Maybe he will answer the burning question.



Where is his free loading mother in law going to live now that she won't be staying for free at the White House?



With Moochie in their new DC digs? Who the fck has his mother in law live with them for EIGHT years?


Strange shit.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (Lat75)

425 If this was a real Chicago speech, there would be 8 shootings and 3 deaths.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (XU+MN)

426 FOAD, you miserable F**ker. The only thing you accomplished was to make those of us that recognized you as the Marxist Critical Theory professor that you are, understand that the now is the time for the gloves to come off....and they aren't ever coming back on. We also now understand that the establishment conservatives are worse than the progressive left and should be considered traitors, never to be trusted again. So thanks for that Barry.....

Posted by: Resist We Much at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (o+nZ+)

427 410 >>Maybe he will do a Katy Perry and fly around like a flaming ass..


Gonna do a James Brown - limp off the stage exhausted, ValJar will sling a coat over his shoulders, and then he'll bravely cast it off and he'll lunge back to the podium...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (NOIQH)

How about a Michael Jackson during a Pepsi commercial?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (7qAYi)

428 He worked weeks on this?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)

429 Not watching, not one second, can't make me. Bllllllllgggghhh.

Posted by: flyover at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (SVz6E)

430 Geez louise...you people are a commentin storm, I say.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (qUNWi)

431 He really loves himself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (IgBFP)

432 422 Thank god for REVERB,,, hahahaha,,, such a crap parade this thing is.. So glad.
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (9dH/

He's autotuning his own speech?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (92kX2)

433
Where is Scowly McScowlerson, FLOTUS?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (BK3ZS)

434
What's a sacred number in Islam?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)
--

not 666?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (J5mC3)

435 I'm listening to music. I can't stand seeing him or hearing him speak one more time. The loathing I have for this empty suit is unnatural. It burns.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (sUP4M)

436 is is going to end by break a grass sealing?

oh Lord, just saw a shot of a black woman in tears.

Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (b7fwp)

437 Will there be fireworks when he walks off the stage?





Yes, but that will be the usual gunfire on the south side

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

438 There are some serious dick squats going on right about now.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (FmNHR)

439 I have to ask. The styrofoam columns? Are they there?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (qJhUV)

440 Now, he finds exceptionalism

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (e8kgV)

441 I never have to watch this f**k ever again. I am not going to tune in now.

Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (orDky)

442 QVC is a more interesting and educational alternative to this boring egomaniac.

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (CLKfs)

443 The people in the audience are crying, now I'm dying.
I hope they show more tears.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (IgBFP)

444 >>If this was a real Chicago speech, there would be 8 shootings and 3 deaths.


...wait for it...

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (hjpzi)

445 This a-hole has no idea what American exceptionalism means. It does. not. mean. change. Moron (not the good kind, either.)

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (HiDrR)

446 Chicago -- Not Getting the George Lucas Museum

But Getting the Like Mucus Museum

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (n3MnG)

447 He is giving his own eulogy.

Posted by: Lester at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (8USec)

448 Oh my, some chick is bawling her eyes out over this tripe.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (J70i0)

449 He is lying his ass off.



He doesn't believe any of what he is saying .

None.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)

450 He's speaking about his past speeches.

Narcissistic, clueless, and obsessed with high speed rail THAT NEVER HAPPENED is not way to go through life.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (F0ZHr)

451 Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (qJhUV)
Totus is present.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)

452
Selma, where me Mum and me Dad marched... before I was born... but after me Uncle liberated Kurt Eichenwald...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (BK3ZS)

453 re 418: thinking the same thing. Maybe he'll say he's the current luckiest man alive. Or he'll think of Moochelle, so maybe not.

Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (b7fwp)

454 fucking liar

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (0O7c5)

455 I am going to tune in just to see his setup.

But I will have it on mute.

That's the only way I can tolerate him. Muted.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (J5mC3)

456 I have to miss "Bull" for this ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (e8kgV)

457

Was "Personal Jesus" playing as he walked in?

I hope this feels like a fucking wake

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (IRimx)

458 For every dick squat in America, there is a shooting happening in Cooke County.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (FmNHR)

459 Someone please tell me what they are all screaming about.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (HiDrR)

460 I have it on mute. I will not listen to this idiot. Oh yeah Bush and Clinton were both done in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (cAnNx)

461 I liked this speech better the first time, when it was a book written by Howard Zinn.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (iMxBJ)

462 Obama is like smallpox.

Mostly eradicated except for one vial kept in a not-too-secure vault.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Obama is like a termite. He's done a lot of gnawing in ways that may have disastrous consequences in the future. Iran for one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (rH4JY)

463 just because you say shit does not make it true there champ...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (9dH/8)

464 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)
He's talking about some alternative universe I'm not familiar with.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (IgBFP)

465 **Whispers**


We did that!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (hjpzi)

466 Ah, now the lies are flowing.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)

467 Reagan gave his speech quietly and personally in the Oval Office. Connecting with the people.




This fucking asshole is just a shitty opening act for Madonna.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (zu88C)

468 In important news, 4-0 Bruins

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (qJhUV)

469 Has he led the congregation in a rousing rendition of Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, there's no one better than me!!!"

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (sUP4M)

470 I would rather have the Seventh Cav roll over my nuts with every Abrams in stock than listen to this guy masturspeak.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM


Snap, crackle, pop!

Posted by: Rice Crunchies at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (DSlVW)

471 CBS replace "Bull" with "Bullshit"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (e8kgV)

472 No, you did nothing to save this economy. You crippled it.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (J70i0)

473 This is absolutely pathetic.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

474 443
The people in the audience are crying, now I'm dying.

I hope they show more tears.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (IgBFP)

ME TOO.
I hope Trump resists the temptation to troll Obama on twitter. Best he simply says it was a great speech, from a LOSER.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Lat75)

475 I've broken out the Captain Morgan 100 for the occasion.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)

476 Getting big cheers for homosexual "marriage"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (kP16F)

477 Loudest cheer of the night was for gay marriage. Interesting.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)

478 The bitch that bore him is in heat again.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (qUNWi)

479 Lou Gehrig

-
Yet today I consider Obama the schmuckiest man on the face of this earth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

480 He had a lot to say
He had a lot of nothing to say
We'll miss him
We're gonna miss him

Posted by: TOOL at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (hjpzi)

481 Hillary is up 6 pints in Michigan!

Posted by: The bartender at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (1/I/y)

482 He's kind of on time. Does he have a plane to catch?

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (NBHj5)

483 Crowd now booing peaceful transfer of power.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)

484 This fucking guy got a lot of cops and black people killed.

It'll be such a relief to have a steady hand like Sessions at the wheel.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (ozZau)

485 Hillary is up 6 pints in Michigan!

Dammit!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

486 Hey, asshole.

Turn down your radio.

Posted by: Mark Levin at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (hjpzi)

487 "Do I have regrets? I do. The deficit is one."

"While I had my share of victories in congress, the truth is: I never won anything that you didn't win for me."

Dear Lord, I loved this man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (92kX2)

488 "chiseled pectorals"

this is like a terrible romance novel. like a novel that got rejected by the publishers and is now lingering in moderation in some slashfic site

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (S2DjQ)

489 Has he tied the cape on his dick yet?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (sUP4M)

490
Better America

Stronger America

You have no fooking idea what those terms mean, asshat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)

491 Watch Obama or get a root canal?



NGU schedule me for next week.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (Lat75)

492 Apparently the Jug Eared Fuck was on cable ...

... I had to click the Channel button a few times to dodge him.

Honestly ... Fuck Him ... Fuck Those Like Him.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (fiGNd)

493 You know who I'd love to be sitting on a couch watching this shit show with? Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (CLKfs)

494 "We remain the most respected nation on earth."

Pffft. Where are the fact checkers when you need them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (HiDrR)

495 bye felicia

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (0O7c5)

496 Loudest cheer of the night was for gay marriage. Interesting.

What do they know, I wonder? Go for it, Barry. Just be happy.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (NBHj5)

497 483 Crowd now booing peaceful transfer of power.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)[.i]

Cults of personality are funny that way.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)

498 He's bragging about the country's wealth, after mortgaging it for decades to come.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)

499 Oh-oh . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)

500 Ok champ, tell us about the safe street of the prosperous Chicago south side... 30 minutes in and champ is only now finishing the introduction...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (9dH/8)

501 449 He is lying his ass off.



He doesn't believe any of what he is saying .

None.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)

++++

It an Obama tradition.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (R+30W)

502 I can't wait until this bastard is just an unpleasant memory.

Like my last colonoscopy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (EZebt)

503 He doesn't believe any of what he is saying .

None.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)

He believes it because he's delusional. In olden times he would be the local lord, suddenly being hauled away by the mob, wondering why they hated him.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (J70i0)

504 i am watching fixer upper. no way i will watch this pontificating, preening, drooling fucktard. whoever attended this in person should be placed on a watch list for their own protection.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

505 Watching "Joyeux Noel", about the 1914 Christmas truce. Enemies in a war could say "Merry Christmas" to each other. Americans these past 8 years, not so much.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (7qAYi)

506 Loudest cheer of the night was for gay marriage. Interesting.

====

He could bend over spread his cheeks and fart the alphabet and this coagualation of societal crotch cheese would clap, scream and cheer.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (zu88C)

507 bye felicia



Well...bye.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

508 Whew. Pixy is still my tag-closing copilot.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (s5o+q)

509 455 I am going to tune in just to see his setup.

But I will have it on mute.

That's the only way I can tolerate him. Muted.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (J5mC3)


I can't even tolerate that much, because I can't stand the sight of his face, either.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

510 485
Hillary is up 6 pints in Michigan!



Dammit!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

We judge Ms Clinton with a 90% probably of winning the election/

Posted by: Nat Silver at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (Lat75)

511 Now he's arguing for compromise.

I honestly believe he does not remember "I won."

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)

512 483 Crowd now booing peaceful transfer of power.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)

Well they did boo God and the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (J70i0)

513

He will lecture about tolerance at the end, pledging yo fight for illegals and refugees


No doubt

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (IRimx)

514 Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
I really cannot stand this guy. All I think when I see him is Urkel.
I also loved all the nicknames you guys have came up for him over the years. President mom jeans etc.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (IgBFP)

515 Everything that man just said is BULLSHIT!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (hjpzi)

516 Uh-oh! filbert to the Barrel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (bG+ug)

517 Ah, now we get to the really delusional part of the speech.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (s5o+q)

518 "We remain the most respected nation on earth."

...
...
...
So, I guess Bushitler left it in OK shape.

I don't know how this guy ever got the mantel of "great speaker" or even "sentinent life form."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (F0ZHr)

519 BTW Tom Hanks' last good movie was Big.

Forrest Gump sucked so bad It felt like it went on for ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt)

520 502 I can't wait until this bastard is just an unpleasant memory.
Like my last colonoscopy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (EZebt)


Well, there is a certain resemblance...

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)

521 Zero will soon be just a bad nightmare. It's the zombies in the crowd we gotta worry about.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (BO/km)

522 i am watching fixer upper.

Ha! Me too. I wonder how big of a ratings bump they get tonight.

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (hJamr)

523 Lie after lie after lie.
Who does that?
Rhetorical question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (IgBFP)

524 is he crying yet ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)

525 Papillon is on TCM. Good flick, long as shit.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (Lat75)

526 A blind monkey in a room with a typewriter could make a better plan you ass munch.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (9dH/8)

527 i am watching fixer upper. no way i will watch this pontificating, preening, drooling fucktard. whoever attended this in person should be placed on a watch list for their own protection.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

I wouldn't have known about Fixer Upper if they hadn't been attacked by whatever news site that was. It's a cute show.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (ozZau)

528 Oh my, some chick is bawling her eyes out over this tripe.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (J70i0)




Have they handed out the cups of Kool Aid yet? Because this cult is headed that way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)

529 He came to the office full of shit.

He leaves the office full of shit.

Same shit. Different day.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (s5o+q)

530 Zero will soon be just a bad nightmare. It's the zombies in the crowd we gotta worry about.

Embrace the power of AND.

Alex taught me that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)

531 523 Lie after lie after lie.
Who does that?
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (IgBFP)


The Lightbringer?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

532 YOU HAD EIGHT FUCKING YEARS!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (hjpzi)

533 Papillon is on TCM. Good flick, long as shit.


A good yet flawed flick.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)

534 Anyone checking Trump's twitter feed?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (7qAYi)

535 I'm watching Fixer Upper, too. Chip and Joann are remodeling a house for a Senior Citizen Veteran, with RG III.

How very Christian.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (Z56vq)

536 Ah, time to take a crap on the successful. Like they're the problem.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)

537 what a fucking nightmare. glad it is over. worse than the plague.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (c6/9Q)

538 Is he fixing to cry yet

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (IRimx)

539 wish Mythbusters were on. They could test whether Obama really was the smartest president we ever had.

Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (b7fwp)

540 Has he looked skyward yet and said "Father forgive them for they know not what they voted for...."

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (sUP4M)

541 Wait, everything is better, but "there's no easy fix for this long-term trend?"

Who wrote this piece of gibberish?

Oh . . . Yeah.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (s5o+q)

542 I hope the people who bet on "short speech" are paying off those bets.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)

543 Health care cost are down!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (89T5c)

544 Have they handed out the cups of Kool Aid yet? Because this cult is headed that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)

It would be interesting to see how many would follow through. People that invested in another person like that always worry me.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (J70i0)

545
Was "Personal Jesus" playing as he walked in?

+++

Nope.

Love is like Oxygen, for some reason

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (U0lQa)

546 You. Didn't. Build. That.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (n3MnG)

547 Fail fail fail.... Love the optics of the oversized seal behind the presnit.. Sorta reflects the skewed sense of self of the parties involved in this farce.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (9dH/8)

548 Hey Barack, 1961 just called and they want their Red Diaper Baby Back.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (hjpzi)

549 I laugh remembering all the shit he did. Like the Greek columns, the fake presidential seal, let me eat my waffle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (IgBFP)

550 496 Loudest cheer of the night was for gay marriage. Interesting.

What do they know, I wonder? Go for it, Barry. Just be happy.

I don't think Barry is the gay-marrying sort. More the new-bull-a-night sort. The, how-many-dicks-can-get-in-my-ass sort.

Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)

551
Fooking kiosks took your jobs!

Fooking unions robbed you blind!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (BK3ZS)

552 Have they handed out the cups of Kool Aid yet? Because this cult is headed that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)




I don't think they do the Obammunion and partake of the vegan, gluten free body of TFG and drink the organic hemlock until the end of the service.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (GUBah)

553 Lady Gaga needs a dancer to put on a shark suit to back her up at the Super Bowl halftime show, and by God, Barry Obama won't be held back.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (FmNHR)

554 He really cannot conceive of any of the actual solutions to the problems we face. They are just not on his radar.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

555
I wonder what Trump will do to Barky's bed in the WH on the night of Jan. 20th.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (DW+jj)

556 "Obama is like smallpox."

so accepting delivery on one of these

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhwkrz2

Is a bad Idea?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (W6Ch1)

557 Has the monkey started humping the deer yet?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (sUP4M)

558 Health care cost are down!

He did not say that, did he?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (F0ZHr)

559 Wow. What a cunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (/tuJf)

560 I have never listened to a single one of his speeches. No reason to start now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (rH4JY)

561 We have bestest ever race relations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (89T5c)

562 Now he takes another racist shot at the "white middle class."

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (s5o+q)

563
Yeah, I stomped that post-racial America thing in the nuts real good, didn't I?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (BK3ZS)

564 wish Mythbusters were on. They could test whether Obama really was the smartest president we ever had.

===

Hard to judge math skills when spend your days decreeing that 7x6 = racism.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (zu88C)

565 Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm off to one of my many Private Enclaves.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (hjpzi)

566 Health care cost are down!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (89T5c)



Really? I ought to show him what's happened to the cost of my insurance since BarryCare

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)

567 Trump needs to get to the bottom of that rot that is festering in the intelligence agencies (there is a lot there) and do a "drain the swamp". those bastards are now trying to damage him bigly. primitive maneuver. still.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (c6/9Q)

568 >>Love the optics of the oversized seal behind the presnit.. Sorta
reflects the skewed sense of self of the parties involved in this farce.

AT least they remembered the US flag.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (NOIQH)

569 539 wish Mythbusters were on. They could test whether Obama really was the smartest president we ever had.


Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (b7fwp)



Those liberal shits had such a massive hard on for him they went and redid a myth they had done twice before.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (cAnNx)

570 "He could bend over spread his cheeks and fart the alphabet"


That's disgusting and I'd totally watch that. Not live of course but on TV or the internets or something.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (BO/km)

571 He just called us racist.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (IgBFP)

572 Crowd now booing peaceful transfer of power

+++

i believe this will be our first contested transfer.

democrats to blame, as usual

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (U0lQa)

573 Ole blue lips
Is singing his swan song

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (Om16U)

574 "All of us have more work to do."

No. Not you. Just go away.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)

575 I wonder what Trump will do to Barky's bed in the WH on the night of Jan. 20th.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (DW+jj)

After fumigating it, make sweet loving to Melania. Hetero sex that hasn't happened for at least 8 years in that room.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (J70i0)

576 Think he'll try to needle Russia in this speech?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (7qAYi)

577 Those 'Brown Kids'?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (hjpzi)

578 Let me guess...the crying chicks are slightly plump?

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (CLKfs)

579 Hilter's Zombie Army is on AHC. Perfect, no doubt Trump was there.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (Lat75)

580 He's talking about division---class division as a threat to our democracy. Now he's on to race problems.

HE'S the one who made this crap worse! And he's got the gall to stand here and say he has made it better!?!?!?!

He is definitely setting up a shadow government of sorts. Slyly letting it be known that Trump will not do anything right, so we have to stick together and get this stuff done.

Never seen anything like this. Truly unbelievable.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (HiDrR)

581 Brown People Unite!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (89T5c)

582 "And so, Goodbye.
God Bless you.
And God Bless the United States of America."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (92kX2)

583 Brown kids? Like Johnny Manziel?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (n3MnG)

584 A musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ecDi1TDtw

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

585 "Brown kids." What a jackass.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (4bKiB)

586 More important news; Blues finally scored.

For those watching our beloved god king say farewell to his serfs before climbing aboard his unicorn and riding off in the distance (down the street to that posh DC mansion), thank you because I just can't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (fCZiP)

587 I would say he was Barabas but the other guy was McShame so.... Eh, maybe we got what they we deserved.

Oh, Barry, go fuck yourself. Brown, ya fuck you. Racist fuck...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (9dH/8)

588 Wow. "Wealthy withdrawing into their private enclaves."

The same week the wall is being built at his new place in Washington.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)

589 Race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race, race.

Which side is obsessed about race again?

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (s5o+q)

590 Hearts must change, and it will be government that does it!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (6EH85)

591 I think we should blame the guy who was the President for the last 8 years!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (/tuJf)

592
"...while the wealthy withdraw further into their enclaves" from the douchenozzle who is building a wall around his next house.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (BK3ZS)

593 252 Bill Wynn, democrat pretending to be a GOP guy.
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)


Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)

594
Go straight to hell you racist motherfucker.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (zu88C)

595 now he's talking about investing in education for children of immigrants.

Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (b7fwp)

596 Something something union organizing. he forgot to mention that three more states are becoming right to work states. Loser.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (ozZau)

597 Thanks to those who are actually watching this and reporting back, your sacrifice will not go unappreciated.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (8nWyX)

598 Where's Boo Radley and a pair of rusty scissors when you need him?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (hjpzi)

599 Lady Gaga needs a dancer to put on a shark suit to back her up at the Super Bowl halftime show, and by God, Barry Obama won't be held back.

Posted by: Fritz


Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)

600 >>Health care cost are down!


He's rewriting history.
This is how he signals to the MSM and biographers what his preferred narrative it. They will not fail to take these myths and run with 'em.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (NOIQH)

601 He's prepping the army for riots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (89T5c)

602
What a dick

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (IRimx)

603 599 Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)


Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)

604 578
Let me guess...the crying chicks are slightly plump?

Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (CLKfs)

I hope they checked their "privilege" at the door.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (Lat75)

605 Bitter clingers I think he's referring to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IgBFP)

606 Tepid applause for the "we have to pay attention and listen to white folks too" line

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (6EH85)

607 Those "middle aged white guys." They suck.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)

608
You've got understand how the "lowering health insurance cost" thing works. Someone projects that health insurance would rise by some ridiculous amount over the next N years. After N years if it has risen a shit ton, but less than it was projected to rise, then you have lowered the cost.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (DW+jj)

609 599 Lady Gaga needs a dancer to put on a shark suit to back her up at the Super Bowl halftime show, and by God, Barry Obama won't be held back.

Posted by: Fritz

Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)

Both Pop tarts

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)

610 He really hates white folk.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (hjpzi)

611 Jim Crow. Drink, you fucks!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (FmNHR)

612 Transgender! Drink!

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)

613 He's really playing up the racism crap.

Wants to start a race war. No doubt about it.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (HiDrR)

614 2 minutes left fuckface. Wrap it up. Networks only gave you 25 minutes for your masturbatory strokefest.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (cAnNx)

615 So, jizz-gargling dickports?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (ZO497)

616 "when they wage peaceful protest..."

When.

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (6EH85)

617

So Bill Wynn you are saying youve been dead for years

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IRimx)

618
Imagine the fucktardness of the idiots who coughed up $5,000 to buy a free ticket off of someone for this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (auHtY)

619 Brown kids.


You know, the ones who's lives matter.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (zu88C)

620 Divisive POS...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (9dH/8)

621 Well, Fuck the Irish.

We can all agree on that.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (hjpzi)

622 "...while the wealthy withdraw further into their enclaves" from the douchenozzle who is building a wall around his next house.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (BK3ZS)

They were his supporters.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (J70i0)

623 It never fails to astonish me how he and his ilk try to make race-bating sound, simultaneously, "inclusive."

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (s5o+q)

624 Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC

Bob Novak. Nice name drop.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (iztiu)

625 Papillon is on TCM. Good flick, long as shit.

Oh my God, went to see it with a bunch of people when I was up at UMass. So they get to the part where they throw one of them in solitary and the guard says "Don't bother to masturbate. You'll only waste energy." And my room mate says, "Jesus, maybe that's my problem." I almost threw up I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)

626 Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)

So that's a "yes", then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (bG+ug)

627 Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)

and you point? Your dead too?

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (Lat75)

628 He's conflating illegal immigration with immigrants and saying how the same thing said about immigrants were said about the Irish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (IgBFP)

629 Wants to start a race war. No doubt about it.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (HiDrR)

I really hope he does.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (R13Sf)

630 609 599 Lady Gaga needs a dancer to put on a shark suit to back her up at the Super Bowl halftime show, and by God, Barry Obama won't be held back.

Posted by: Fritz

Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)

Both Pop tarts
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)

Frosted.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (0mRoj)

631 617

So Bill Wynn you are saying youve been dead for years
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IRimx)

Bob Novak's just voting democrat.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (7qAYi)

632 Standing ovation for equal outcomes "treatment"... I ain't watching anymore!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (kP16F)

633 Apparently Obama is going to work for a new Amendment to the Constitution that allows you to point a gun at a cop without getting shot.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (iMxBJ)

634 "each of these citizens love this country as much as we do"
Bull. Fuckin. Shit.

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)

635 >Well, Fuck the Irish.

>We can all agree on that.

Kinda goes without saying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

636 He really hates white folk.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (hjpzi)




If it weren't for white folks he would have died of starvation at the age of 3. Come to think of it I hate them too. But just them in particular

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (auHtY)

637 Muslims are just like the Irish!

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (iMxBJ)

638 Prove your open minded Barry, go for a walk in Chicago, a nice long one in the neighborhoods you want to help the most...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (9dH/8)

639 Marxist gotta Marx.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (oBuXO)

640 BITTER CLINGERS! Drink!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)

641 >.Both Pop tarts

Lady Gaga is BFFs with Podesta's Spirit Cooking chick. Think she's into some creepy sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (NOIQH)

642 I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.


Well, he's dead. Your reference seems to have as much cohesiveness as TFG's final turd.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (F0ZHr)

643
Hey Barry. Do you take after your mom?


Because I think I understand why your black temp-daddy dumped her.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (zu88C)

644 I don't think Barry is the gay-marrying sort. More the new-bull-a-night sort. The, how-many-dicks-can-get-in-my-ass sort.

Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: JEF at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)

645 When he says "we" he means "you."

Not him. Never him.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (s5o+q)

646
Well, Fuck the Irish.


We can all agree on that.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM

~~~~~

Hey! I can hear you, ya know.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (HiDrR)

647 593 252 Bill Wynn, democrat pretending to be a GOP guy.
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)

++++

Novak is dead, so I guess he probably does vote Democrat now.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (R+30W)

648 'Let me tell you about your insulated opinions and your bubble.'

- Shit Cocoa Narcissus said, just a couple minutes back

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (hjpzi)

649

He is organizing the community

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (IRimx)

650 Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)




You're as much of a Republican as David Brock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

651 I suppose Charlie Rose will collapse in tears as he recaps the address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (ZO497)

652 He really hates white folk.

Posted by: garrett


Jeremiah Wright should have clued people in. These white reporters must all be masochists.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (rH4JY)

653 The Irish call to prayer is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

654 The coastal whites just haven't figured out that then new leaders of the Democrat party don't want them either.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (J70i0)

655 Bizarre Foods is in Indonesia looking for the restaurant that sold Obama dog.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (Lat75)

656 Cutting taxes for corporations, drink.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (IgBFP)

657 640 BITTER CLINGERS! Drink!
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)

Seriously? He said this again? Is he really saying all the shit y'all are claiming?

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iztiu)

658 You all know McCain and Graham are going to work to legitimize Obama's version of his legacy.

Don't you?

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (wANbC)

659 "Embrace the power of AND"

Zero will soon be just a bad nightmare and it's the zombies in the crowd we gotta worry about.

Is that better?

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (BO/km)

660 "We remain the most respected nation on earth."

If only you'd had more time!

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (8zL5i)

661 The crowd loves them some science.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

662
You ain't Washington

You ain't Eisenhower

This claptrap is going into the crapper of history

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (BK3ZS)

663 What I appreciate most is the Dignity with which he Served.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (hjpzi)

664 One of my dogs knows more about science than Obama does. The smart dog, not the other one.

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (ozZau)

665 I like how Ace soon to become ours.

Now I could be all fancy and use italicans on ours but you ain't getting me in The Barrel.

I've been doing something similar in my various haunts. Saying things like "We're in total control now" "We're in charge now" "We have total, absolute power now".

That kind of shit. It's demoralizing and it's met with silence because THEY KNOW IT.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (4ErVI)

666 Ah. "Climate Change" now.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)

667 Barry is above it all, you nasty fucks!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (FmNHR)

668 The Irish call to prayer is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)



"Bar's Open!"?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (GUBah)

669 haven't the browns been dissed enough this year? for fucks sake, the season is over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

670 Trump has these fucking loons spooked. This is nothing more than a call to arms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)

671 No mention of solyndra?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (IgBFP)

672 657

He berated us for living in our bubbles and not being open to His wisdom

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (6EH85)

673 When he says "we" he means "you."

The crowd too... you can hear them worry, "Wait, does he mean us?" And then they warm up when they realize that he doesn't.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (4bKiB)

674 Tomorrow we will see the stats of how many inner city people got shot and or killed during Obama's speech. Why isn't he moving back there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (6Ll1u)

675 651
I suppose Charlie Rose will collapse in tears as he recaps the address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (ZO497)

Chris' tingle is wet,

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (Lat75)

676 Bla bla bla bla..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (9dH/8)

677 Climate chanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (HiDrR)

678 Lol

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (ahx2/)

679 Bizarre Foods is in Indonesia looking for the restaurant that sold Obama dog.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (Lat75)

Wasn't that Arfy's?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (bG+ug)

680 He really hates white folk.

And he never would have been elected without self-hating whites.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

681 I hate them too. But just them in particular
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------

Annnnd, that's why I frequent this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (ZO497)

682 sop for concern trolls to invoke dead conservatives. ghouls.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (S2DjQ)

683 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (4ErVI)

The plan on the 20th is to go to every site and say:

All Your Base Belong to Us.


Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (J70i0)

684 Shit head is running over. He needed a crowd for all his stupid applause lines.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (cAnNx)

685 He is organizing the community


Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM
~~~~~

His army. SOB. This bastard will never give us peace.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (HiDrR)

686 598
Where's Boo Radley and a pair of rusty scissors when you need him?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (hjpzi)
no fucking kidding

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0O7c5)

687 Chris' tingle is wet,
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (Lat75)




That's just the Olestra.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (GUBah)

688 670
Trump has these fucking loons spooked. This is nothing more than a call to arms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)

Yep. #Resistance

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (Lat75)

689 "Bar's Open!"?



No no no.

It's "liquor stores open"!!!!!

Get it right.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

690 So who watched?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (ahx2/)

691
Oh shut up, you ascientific nincompoop.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (BK3ZS)

692 What the Fuck is this supposed to be?


This guy is fucking insane. Who does this?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (hjpzi)

693 668 The Irish call to prayer is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)


"Bar's Open!"?
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (GUBah)

"Brace yourself, Bridget!"

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (7qAYi)

694 I hope the Russians hack his prompter and he starts stuttering.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (IgBFP)

695 *whispers*

Don't say anything , but Bill Wynn is a Russian spy.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (zu88C)

696 "Well, Fuck the Irish."

This is a dating site I would sign up for.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (W6Ch1)

697 Oh shut up, you ascientific nincompoop.
Posted by: Krebs
-----------

Is he talking about magnets?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (ZO497)

698 If I ever met Chris Matthews I would ask him about his tingly leg.

I'm absolutely certain I would.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (qUNWi)

699 Fear, racists,, DRINK!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (9dH/8)

700 Intolerance of dissent? Like " I won"?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (IgBFP)

701 This is just a lot of soggy Kaboom!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (n3MnG)

702 "Those that pray differently."

Tell us more about your muslim upbringing in Indonesia, Barry . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

703 Don't say anything , but Bill Wynn is a Russian spy.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (zu88C)

Proof there is friction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (bG+ug)

704 Fear, racists,, DRINK!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (9dH/




Is he talking about his typical white granny again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)

705
Fuck off already.

Posted by: seriously at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (wpC7C)

706 >Well, Fuck the Irish.



>We can all agree on that.



Kinda goes without saying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)


HEY! I'm Irish by marriage!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (tHwdc)

707 697 Oh shut up, you ascientific nincompoop.
Posted by: Krebs
-----------

Is he talking about magnets?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (ZO497)

He's going to do that cool trick when you rub a balloon on your head & make it stick to the wall. Science!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (7qAYi)

708 Non-seq reference to a dead conservative pundit: Check

Even weirder non-seq about McCain and Graham: Check

I've spotted the problem: We have an idiot.

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO CLOSE THE DAMN HATCH DOOR.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (F0ZHr)

709 RULE OF LAW?????????????????

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (zu88C)

710 Now Bizarre Foods is in Copenhagen looking for that chom shop Obama use to go to.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (Lat75)

711 What the Fuck is this supposed to be?


This guy is fucking insane. Who does this?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM
~~~~~

It's a call to arms.


Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (HiDrR)

712 669 haven't the browns been dissed enough this year? for fucks sake, the season is over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)



You're right. Its time to stop mocking them for their ridiculously shitty season.


And being mocking them for their ridiculously shitty off-season.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (cAnNx)

713
How about you give us your rendition of the most beautiful sound you've ever heard?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (BK3ZS)

714 so, Fort Hood is a terrorist attack, now?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (Oi5b2)

715 This is a dating site I would sign up for.


Yeah...Irish wimmen are hawt.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qUNWi)

716 Is he talking about magnets?

Aluminum isn't magnetic. Did you all know that?

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qJhUV)

717 Dude lives in a weird ass world. Ft Lauderdale.. Forget the latest member..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (9dH/8)

718 >>HEY! I'm Irish by marriage!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (tHwdc)


*Shoves raw steak through USB*


Here.

For your eye.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (hjpzi)

719 I don't understand how anyone can watch this guy. Are you drinking? A lot?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)

720 I'd have to guesstimate that Barack Obama's IQ has jumped +10 to +15 points over the last 8 years. Well done! Fucking well done!

Oh, and it's all about workplace violence, ya'll!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (FmNHR)

721 They're clapping for Obama, not the troops.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (IgBFP)

722 >>"Those that pray differently."



Actually, Barry, it's the stuff they do immediately *after* shouting "Allah Akbar!" that I have a problem with...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (NOIQH)

723 Intolerance of dissent? Like " I won"?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (IgBFP)




Just like the coming magical reappearance of the homeless problem and anti-war protests, suddenly dissent is now once again the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (GUBah)

724 I'm cracking up watching the brave hordelings watching the JEF.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ahx2/)

725 I'm a lifelong Republican, but any objective person must admit that Mr. Obama has been a great and inspiring President.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ismre)

726 "ISIL." Drink!

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (iMxBJ)

727 We took out OBL and skull fucked ISIL.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (89T5c)

728 I'm Irish and I fully support any fuck the Irish plan.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (qUNWi)

729 The crowd reluctantly rises and gives insincere standing ovation to the military.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)

730 Those that pray differently."




And how exactly does Barry pray? Besides looking in the mirror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)

731 716 Is he talking about magnets?

Aluminum isn't magnetic. Did you all know that?
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qJhUV)

It took you five episodes of Mythbusters to figure that out

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (7qAYi)

732 So the Free Shit Army is prepping for war. Can't say that's a surprise. The disgusting thing is that the fawning media will always confer legitimacy on this abysmal failure of an empty narcissistic suit. He will always have a platform and a place to spout off his dangerous views.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (sUP4M)

733 Will Chris Matthew's leg finally come to rest?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (rH4JY)

734 Yeah...Irish wimmen are hawt.
Posted by: eleven
-----------

The last cogent thought that all souless men have.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ZO497)

735 Am I a bad guy for having TFG on in the background as I clean and check my PPs and CZ52 while sexting my angel?

Thought not.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (vLqXt)

736 Don't say anything , but Bill Wynn is a Russian spy.

This here official dossier with PUTIN in all caps says so.

I expect better of you, Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (F0ZHr)

737
Thanks for holding my 'brolly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (BK3ZS)

738 *Shoves raw steak through USB*





Here.



For your eye.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (hjpzi)

Mighty white of you, garrett!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (tHwdc)

739 Okay enough vaccination.

This shithead is hallucinating. Or Satan Incarnate.

His split tongue just shot out and licked the back of his head.

I'm undecided.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (zu88C)

740 Big applause for mooslim americans!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (6EH85)

741
His army. SOB. This bastard will never give us peace.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (HiDrR)

Relax.

For them to win, they have to come out of their ghetto shitholes eventually.

And when they do, we'll be waiting.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (R13Sf)

742 The oratory? Is it "soaring"?
Bruins, 4-1

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (qJhUV)

743 "We must guard against the weakening of our values..."

"That's why we cannot withdraw from big global fights."


I'm telling you, it's a call to arms.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (HiDrR)

744 What a joke this is... Dude, just go away.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (9dH/8)

745 Best applause line of the night, Obama supports Muslims.


And that's why you got Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

746 Not enough booze in the world, Miley...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (ahx2/)

747 You know, I've had my differences with President Obama these last 8 years, but listening to him now, I realize that he is even more of a lying douchebag than I had ever understood. It is a touching moment of revelation.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (iMxBJ)

748 "And LGBT rights" --> He just pissed off the WTFBBQ portion of LGBTWTFBBQ.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (Oi5b2)

749 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssss

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (LTHVh)

750 well I'll tell you this, when New Jersey and Connetticut invade Manhattan, you'll darn well wish our wonderful President Obama could serve another term and some more red velvet cake.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstain from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (b7fwp)

751 Did he mention Bin Laden? Because you know we never would have gotten Bin Laden if it were not for Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (BO/km)

752 This speech is remarkably incoherent.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (s5o+q)

753 706 >Well, Fuck the Irish.



>We can all agree on that.



Kinda goes without saying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)


HEY! I'm Irish by marriage!


What are you complaining about then? You obviously are f*cking the Irish...

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (sUP4M)

754 Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)

755 It's been explained to Ball Pynn that his problem here is his insistence on hallucinatory facts. If any of his "facts", always demolished about, oh, a year before he brings them here, were ever actually facts, he might be a moderate who thinks he's a conservative. But no.

Bill, seeing as you're immune to ever following conversations here or learning a thing, instead insisting on the bringing of debunked "wisdom from on high", kindly fuck off.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (GMI6R)

756 We're firing up the presses for a special edition on this...


"World changing" speech

Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (Lat75)

757 Just tried watching TFG. Can. Not. Do.It.
My g-d! The man speaks at five lies per second! (LPS)

Posted by: Nick Danger,Third EyeJu at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (c1JKE)

758 "Those that pray differently."

Get thee to a Pentecostal church, dillhole.

Man, he's just so predictable and annoying.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (F0ZHr)

759 "That's why we cannot withdraw from big global fights."

I'm telling you, it's a call to arms.



Posted by: IrishEi
==

That's fine. Because while you have been sucking your own cocks for 8 years?


We've been buying guns.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (zu88C)

760 Loudest cheer of the night was for gay marriage. Interesting.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)


Big applause for mooslim americans!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (6EH85)



And we know how well those groups go together

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

761 This guy is nutso.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (FmNHR)

762 751
Did he mention Bin Laden?

long time ago.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (Oi5b2)

763 What are you complaining about then? You obviously are f*cking the Irish...


She is in compliance.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (qUNWi)

764
Boot the UN out on Saturday as the BLM womyns and bossy white womyns are having a go at each other in DC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (BK3ZS)

765 754 Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)


Agree. And it must be because he was so good at that part of the job. Why, just ask the soldiers and sailors!

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (iMxBJ)

766 I have hockey on.

Is the cock sucker in chief still slurping outloud?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (voOPb)

767 This is peace prize worthy....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/8)

768 And his final point, a call for more vote fraud.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (s5o+q)

769 Awwwwwww. Emperor Fuckstick is almost done.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (89T5c)

770 "rebuilding our democratic institutions"??

And just who knocked 'em down, Barry?

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (6EH85)

771
Final point? Really?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (BK3ZS)

772 "We cannot withdraw from global fights"

...says the guy who announced the timetable for exiting Iraq and Afghanistan, did nothing as ISIS grew in Syria, ignored the green revolution in Iran, let Russia roll into the Ukraine....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (NOIQH)

773 It's like a bukakae of leftist tropes and strawman arguments.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (hjpzi)

774
He is laying the table for protests


Thats it

He wants to gut the democracy through voter fraud

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (IRimx)

775 less money in politics he says? Whatever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (IgBFP)

776 Was that an air horn I just heard? what next, bang sticks?

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/8)

777 Not enough booze in the world, Miley...


Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (ahx2/)

Oh fuck me, I'm pouring another drink. And I'm not even watching SCOAMF.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)

778 Now comes his pitch for vote fraud.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (iMxBJ)

779 644 I don't think Barry is the gay-marrying sort. More the new-bull-a-night sort. The, how-many-dicks-can-get-in-my-ass sort.

Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: JEF at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)

I apologize for insinuating that. He is free to take as much cock in his ass as he wants. It is the american way.

Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (orDky)

780 745
Best applause line of the night, Obama supports Muslims.





And that's why you got Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

Why wouldn't you support your faith?

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (Lat75)

781 Jimmy Carter's gotta be cupping' the bishop as he watches the worst president in the history of the universe enter the ex president world. "Y'all by bitch Barry. Take it all. Yeah, you like that don't you..."

"Jimmy, time for your enema."

"Awww.. again?"

Posted by: Duncan McKochinar at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (l6azh)

782 Why did you let me die?

Posted by: Michael Jackson at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (n3MnG)

783 765 754 Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)

Agree. And it must be because he was so good at that part of the job. Why, just ask the soldiers and sailors!
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (iMxBJ)


Could be. Hard for me to track what TFG is saying. Like I said before, it's a remarkably incoherent speech.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (s5o+q)

784 "rebuilding our democratic institutions"??

By letting non-citizens vote!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Constitutional scholar at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (wpC7C)

785 Hate him.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (sUP4M)

786 773
It's like a bukakae of leftist tropes and strawman arguments.

And dog whistles. Don't forget the dog whistles.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (Oi5b2)

787 This speech is remarkably incoherent.

You been sleeping for eight

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (F0ZHr)

788 776 Was that an air horn I just heard? what next, bang sticks?
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/


No, no. Burritos for dinner.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)

789 big round of applause. I wonder what he said.

oh, he just said something about the influence of money in politics. Ask Jeb and Hillary what those big bucks did for them, dopey.

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (b7fwp)

790 There's this side wall that's a yellow gold that they keep putting on camera.

Looks like cr@p.

The whole thing is kind of underproduced.

Obviously he couldn't even afford to get the columns out of storage.

/sad...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (J5mC3)

791 766 I have hockey on.

Is the cock sucker in chief still slurping outloud?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (voOPb)



Yep, currently almost 15 minutes over.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (cAnNx)

792
Well, he just pissed of the CBC with respect to drawing congressional district boundaries.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)

793 It just a piece of paper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (89T5c)

794 It's weird for some reason I spontaneously started watching a documentary about Idi Amin.

It fits.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (4ErVI)

795 Barry craps on the constitution. Film at 8:00.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (FmNHR)

796 Did he mention Bin Laden?

long time ago



Wouldn't want anyone to forget he did that.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (BO/km)

797 And this is why I suspect we will eventually be in a shooting war with these folks. We are not allowed to take the slightest joy in Trump's win. Even now, there are posts on Facebook claiming the Russians paid for Trump's bankruptcy. Since they are unhappy, the entire world must be unhappy with them. And they simply won't shut up about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (nIGPZ)

798 Awwwwwww. Emperor Fuckstick is almost done.

Will he walk away to the sound of Frank singing "My Way"?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (qJhUV)

799 Ah, the attacking the Constitution part.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (iMxBJ)

800
He thinks he will head "the opposition"

Thats what he intends to be

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (IRimx)

801 Does any 30 something on TV own a fcking razor?



This shagy beard shit is getting old.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (Lat75)

802 776
Was that an air horn I just heard? what next, bang sticks?

I was hoping for vuvuzelas.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (Oi5b2)

803 Oh, shit. 10:00!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (FmNHR)

804 Hawks up 2-1

Posted by: flyover at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (SVz6E)

805 Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (NOIQH)

Nag, nag, nag



Minor details

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (voOPb)

806 Jealous Anxiety?


What's that, like...a Green Jew?

Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hjpzi)

807 This is a guy who's spent 8 years thinking he's a better speechwriter than his speechwriters.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (4bKiB)

808 So glad the arc of history is bending away from this a-hole.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (iMxBJ)

809 So, with all of this "rule of law" blather, he's obviously going to call on the Soros Free Shit Army to stop interrupting congressional hearings and prohibiting conservatives from speaking on college campuses?

Yeah, thought so.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (s5o+q)

810 RE: Jimmy Carter, he was just incompetent.

TFG is a stealth Muslim Comminist who never should have been elected.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (J5mC3)

811
Can't call it a republic, can you? Gotta go with the demogogues' favorite, democracy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (BK3ZS)

812 Empty rhetoric from an empty suit.

Give him the hook.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (fEofP)

813 Old Obama can, as the saying goes, take a lip lock on my love muscle. Only problem is that I think he would enjoy it--and he's had some practice at it.

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (Sda6L)

814 SMFH did indiegogo get you your funds yet?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (dkExz)

815 How long will the standing ovation be?



Will he come back for an encore? He thinks he's a rock star, so why not?

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (Lat75)

816

And he blames the Trump voter

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (IRimx)

817 This guy needs a one-way ticket on the Pineapple Express.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (FmNHR)

818 He talks down to us like we are a 10th grade civics class.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (fEofP)

819 What's the odds on him having another one of these circle jerks before spring ?

Posted by: nsirchov at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (ReHkX)

820 He thinks he will head "the opposition"

Thats what he intends to be

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (IRimx)




I've said before I can see the queen running a shadow government and calling press conferences to take Trump to task on things. And the MFM will gladly show up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (auHtY)

821 Give him the hook.

Trebuchet.

Posted by: watch that gangly fucker fly at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (wpC7C)

822 806 Jealous Anxiety?


What's that, like...a Green Jew?
Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hjpzi)

I saw Jealous Anxiety open up for Green Jew in '89 at the Spectrum. They kicked ass!

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (7qAYi)

823 Anyone counting the "I's"?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

824 Wrap it up fuckwad....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (9dH/8)

825 This dickhead has just pissed off every person with DVRs.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (cAnNx)

826 You reikkkh wingers think you won but we're the biggest winners of the election! We're somebody again!!!

Posted by: Code Pink at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (39g3+)

827 I thought we are a republic, not a democracy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (IgBFP)

828 "The most important office in a democracy: citizen"

Just pissed off the undocumenteds

Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (Oi5b2)

829 I swear, he said something about 'the last point he was going to make' was at least ten minutes ago.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (s5o+q)

830 Oh, "citizen" matters now?

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)

831 807 This is a guy who's spent 8 years thinking he's a better speechwriter than his speechwriters.

All thug tinpot dictators are like that.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (sUP4M)

832 Affirmative Action Jackson is the Spirit of America

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (hjpzi)

833 Prediction: they will linger on the ovation like it's an injured puppy on an ASPCA commerical.

And the "commentary" afterwards will be long.

/also, WTF is up with that yellow wall? Is this taking place in the ballroom at a Hyatt?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (J5mC3)

834 I'm thinking the fifth column is gonna be a problem...

for a short while!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (wCEn4)

835 Ah, hell, I'm out of barf bags!

Posted by: goon at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (EaQ6/)

836 This simpering little fuckwit doesn't matter anymore.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (Iy6JT)

837
Man, he's just so predictable and annoying.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (F0ZHr)


It's the same speech he's been giving for eight years

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (PtOP4)

838 And, finally, I love the cock. Thank you, and good night.

Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (39g3+)

839 Him trying to stay in the public eye will wear people out. Familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (Z56vq)

840 These sycophants in the audience would applaud him saying virtually anything.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (TY50/)

841 What a shitty public speaker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)

842 is thulsa doom done with his speech yet?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (WTSFk)

843
Oh, yes, "organizers" make the bestest fixers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (BK3ZS)

844
well....









bye.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (zu88C)

845 833 Prediction: they will linger on the ovation like it's an injured puppy on an ASPCA commerical.

And the "commentary" afterwards will be long.

/also, WTF is up with that yellow wall? Is this taking place in the ballroom at a Hyatt?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (J5mC3)

Trump's Russian hookers pissed on it

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (7qAYi)

846 Go out and become 'Botherers.'

Sometimes you'll wipe out your entire party from power, with more losses to follow in 2018.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (n3MnG)

847 What's the odds on him having another one of these circle jerks before spring ?
---

I think you mean "January 21st."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (J5mC3)

848 AP - The Latest: Obama promises peaceful transfer of power





Why is this news? Was he originally planning on a coup?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (auHtY)

849 BRING ON THE GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL!

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (s5o+q)

850 841
What a shitty public speaker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)

RACIST!!

Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (Lat75)

851 Oh good, he's wearing out his welcome.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (iMxBJ)

852 When he says "we" he means "you."

The crowd too... you can hear them worry, "Wait, does he mean us?" And then they warm up when they realize that he doesn't

+++

He wants you too Malachi!

Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (U0lQa)

853 He's gonna break his neck if he lifts his chin any higher.

With any luck...

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (HiDrR)

854 I've seen people do stuff and you know....stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (TY50/)

855 Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)
I think he refers to us as subjects in private.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (IgBFP)

856



One Big Ass Mistake America

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (zu88C)

857 841
What a shitty public speaker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)


I think he's an excellent pubic speaker.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

858 Buh bye.... Dude prattling on, I have seen battle cruises burning on the arms of antaries.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (9dH/8)

859 Biggest lie of the night: "I've found grace."

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (iMxBJ)

860 This is an accumulation of all of the lies he has told over the last eight years.

Posted by: rrockbeast at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (cHFpI)

861 Is he watching tennis or something? I mean fuck dude you're going to get a neck cramp switching left to right to left like that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (TY50/)

862 Fuckit. Off to watch Kansas-Oklahoma.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (s5o+q)

863 so he's still talking, huh?

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (b7fwp)

864
Is Aunt Esther Obama there or is he going to spend the rest of the night at Man's Country?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (auHtY)

865 Whether I'm in Oregon or New Jersey, Barry Obama can pump my gas anytime he likes, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (FmNHR)

866 Did they tell the media where the criers would be or did they just give everyone onions when they arrived?

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (Lat75)

867 "There are no brief excuses for Communism."--P.J.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (Ndje9)

868

I swear he is actively trying to work up tears like Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (IRimx)

869 Obama is the greatest president ever; or at least that's what he's telling us. Is it January 20th yet?

Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (xN9Un)

870 Mrs Aspirin Factory is pissed. Her one show is coming on and the Kenyan Cock Gobbler is not shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (89T5c)

871 'And I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains
There's more than one answer to these questions
Pointing me in a crooked line
And the less I seek my source for some definitive
The closer I am to fine'



Whoa - Did it just get Squatchy in here?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (hjpzi)

872 *retch*

Posted by: mellow at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (1tsSa)

873 Yellow wall.

All I keep seeing is urine colored yellow wall in every second camera shot.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (J5mC3)

874 To quote William Shatner: "No more Blah Blah Blah"

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (iMxBJ)

875 In all honesty, I kind of liked him in the role of family guy.

Posted by: Virtue Signaler at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (4bKiB)

876 My Friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House if you are not affected by being related to one of the 95 million out of the workforce

Posted by: John McCain at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (DpOmP)

877 Also, your beard.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (hjpzi)

878 MOOOOOOCHELE

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (TY50/)

879
I I me Mooch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (BK3ZS)

880 Looks like Malia's not buying this BS about Moochelle.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (HiDrR)

881 What an ugly bitch of a woman.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (TY50/)

882



Si se Puede.

Hitler was right.

Fuck Whitey.

Hail Satan,

Gnite

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (zu88C)

883 Oh, Michelle! Sweet, lovely Michelle, who will probably move into a place of her own after a sensible amount of time, just like Hillary and Bill.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (NOIQH)

884 Michelle punished him with children.

Posted by: Rex B at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (qcqx9)

885 only good part..

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (9dH/8)

886 She's gonna ride him rough, tonite.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (hjpzi)

887 Hey what about me?

Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (TY50/)

888

CALLED IT. I SAID HE WOULD CRY

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)

889 For himself

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)

890 Get a clipboard and get yourself elected.

That's exactly what Trump did

Posted by: nsirchov at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (ReHkX)

891 Malaria and Sasha

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (TY50/)

892 REGGGG--IIIIIEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Woodhouse at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (n3MnG)

893 Boy Michelle's face has had a lot of botox.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)

894 Malia is just hung over

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)

895 The word "banal" popped into my head for some reason. Synonyms include: trite, hackneyed, cliched, platitudinous, and vapid

Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (ozZau)

896 I might cry on the 20th.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

897 I love my Rent a Kids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (89T5c)

898 Bet Putin is watching this and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (Z56vq)

899 big ovation for Moochelle. Wait till she finds out that being the former first lady has a lot fewer perks.

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (b7fwp)

900 Good Bye
You Lied
Don't Cry
Won't you Let it Ride

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (iMxBJ)

901 Is Malaria the drug addict or the otehr one?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (TY50/)

902 Now wrap it up, do the first thing and drop the mic......

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (9dH/8)

903 Boy Michelle's face has had a lot of botox.


Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)



And ugly but mostly ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (auHtY)

904 Dammit, ain't gonna get no nap at all cause of this fucker.

Ah well, night's not over yet.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (R13Sf)

905 So ar all those watching Obama members of the PBR?

(Professional Bullshit Riders)

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (W6Ch1)

906 STAND UP, JOE!!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (6EH85)

907 I love my Rent a Kids.
---

Not Rent a Kids.

Child Props.

They're his permanent Child Props.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (J5mC3)

908
Malaria and Shashay! Keep your choom use on the down low, chickas! I know whereof I speak!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (BK3ZS)

909 Old Mrs Robinson looks bored as shit, I guess that double wide she is moving into won't have a butler for her to boss around.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (Lat75)

910 Wtf did joey b do for 8 years....?

Posted by: E.T. at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9n0dl)

911 This is going to be looooooong...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9dH/8)

912 Biden will forever kick himself for not running. He would have easily won.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (TY50/)

913 Seriously, Fuck this guy with his tranny husband and their fake children.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (iztiu)

914 Paste!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (89T5c)

915 and there's Biden. Looks like he's been hitting the 90 proof library paste. Thinking "I'll never be president..."

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (b7fwp)

916 I just wish Mooch would walk on stage and grab Skippy by the p*ssy.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (oBuXO)

917
Doesn't seem that there is any thoughtful reflection in this speech

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (PtOP4)

918 First man ever to filibuster the transition of power to a new President.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (s5o+q)

919 Joe Biden thoughts:

1. I could have been president.
2. I like paste.
3. That little girl over there is smokin'

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (J5mC3)

920
Joey Choo-Choo!

He. Ain't. Delaware's. Favorite. Son.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (BK3ZS)

921 Now 25 minutes over his allotted time. Going more than twice as long as the scheduled time.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (cAnNx)

922 Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)
Our friends are having a big party for Inauguration Day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (IgBFP)

923 Boy Michelle's face has had a lot of botox.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)

And her backside has one hell of a load of buttocks.

Symmetry. What can't it do?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (bG+ug)

924

IS RASHID KHALIDI THERE

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (IRimx)

925

The EEObamas

Pulling down their pants and crapping on the only good thing that ever happened in their otherwise sorry-ass worthless lives.


Now pack your shit and get the fuck out, you shiftless, lazy, leeches.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (zu88C)

926 918

LOL!

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (6EH85)

927 Great Vice President....He's on par with Hannibal Hamlin and Charles Dawes!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (n3MnG)

928 That list of quotes from Newsbusters is more nauseating than changing Hillary's colostomy bag

Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (39g3+)

929 Will he fuck up the ONT tonight ?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (voOPb)

930 Ramble On!

Posted by: Robert Plant at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (hjpzi)

931 I need a decal with that on it...

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (9dH/8)

932 >>First man ever to filibuster the transition of power to a new President.


I seem to recall Bill Clinton's speech on the tarmac on January 20th went on and on and on...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (NOIQH)

933 Absolutely THEE most epic use of the flaming skull ever. I had to break my self imposed exile just to say-

FUCKING AWESOME.

PS, go fuck yourself presnit mcfuckstick, don't let the country hit you in the ass on your way out.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (aMlLZ)

934 Doesn't seem that there is any thoughtful reflection in this speech
---

hahahaha.

Really?

Please research Narcissistic Personaltiy Disorder.



Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (J5mC3)

935
Good luck finding jobs, staff rumpswabbers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (BK3ZS)

936 Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (6EH85)
We're all standing for you Chuck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (IgBFP)

937 DA COMRADE DA

DA COMRADE DA

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (TY50/)

938 Thanks for the cash and gold and uranium, sucker!

Posted by: Iran at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (iMxBJ)

939 "all the amazing things you're going to achieve from here." Wonder whom he's referring to.


oooh, is he leaving???

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (b7fwp)

940 Bruins 4-1 after 2.
Now what do I do for 15 minutes?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (qJhUV)

941 joe biden thoughts:

finally, a clean and articulate negro.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (WTSFk)

942 Still going on...?

There are no brief justifications or explanations for left wing stupidity.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (99wbR)

943 Yep...inspired me to vote for everyone you campaigned against.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (TY50/)

944 apparently tahlokh means he will go, and tahlokh also means you will go if you are a female (singular).

How do y'all red sea pedestrians keep up with this?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (34J9B)

945 And Reggy Love. Thanks for the protein.....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (9dH/8)

946 "Our friends are having a big party for Inauguration Day."

I've got some big fireworks. Really big. KABOOM big.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)

947 I hope Cory Booker gets sodomized by one of the GOP senators when he tries to testify against Jeff Sessions

Posted by: Clay Shaw at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (DpOmP)

948 First man ever to filibuster the transition of power to a new President.


Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM
~~~~~

Exactly.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR)

949 Oklahoma is up nine on KU.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)

950 "you can hitch your wagon to something bigger than yourself"

I bet he wrote that line.

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (b7fwp)

951

For the last 8 years we've been told how smart Barry is and how beautiful Michelle is. Anyone dumb enough to still believe that deserves to be scalped for $5,000 a ticket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (auHtY)

952 Wtf did joey b do for 8 years....?
Posted by: E.T. at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9n0dl)




Skinny dip and do the taste taste sampler tour at not only the Elmer's factory but also at the Super Glue, Gorilla Glue, and JB Weld factories. As a bonus perk, there was also the VIP paint chip platter at the Sherwin Williams store display.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (GUBah)

953 this guy is a puss filled boil on the ass of humanity. somebody should throw a bag of dicks on the stage. glad i'm not watching.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

954 This reminds me of the time W had that going away speech in Texas.



Oh, wait never mind.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (Lat75)

955 Good luck finding jobs, staff rumpswabbers!

See you at the after party! Bring lots of singles!!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (qJhUV)

956 Wtf did joey b do for 8 years....?
Posted by: E.T.


He didn't swallow his tongue, so giant pat on the back for him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (V3IFq)

957 Fucking Shut Up!

Just Go the fuck away, already...

GO AWAY!!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (hjpzi)

958 "I won't stop"

Of course you won't.

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (6EH85)

959 Again I ask: any Texas Hordes having an Inauguration party?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (R13Sf)

960
Did they tell the media where the criers would be or did they just give everyone onions when they arrived?
---

They all have mental illnesses. If they're not narcissists, they're histrionics.

End result: emotional basket cases who cry all the time for no real reason.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (J5mC3)

961
Giving a shoutout to Generation Special Snowflake.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)

962 Hey I agree with Obama. I too am more optimistic about this country with him leaving the stage than when he started.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (cAnNx)

963 "Some princes are born in palaces. Some are born in mangers. But a few are born in the imagination, out of scraps of history and hope... Barack Hussein Obama did not win because of the color of his skin. Nor did he win in spite of it. He won because at a very dangerous moment in the life of a still young country, more people than have ever spoken before came together to try to save it. And that was a victory all its own."

-- Time's Nancy Gibbs in the November 17, 2008 post-election cover story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (39g3+)

964 "I won't stop. I'll be right there with you for all my remaining days."

Oh, believe me, we know. Sadly, we know.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR)

965 I'm sooper proud of Trump for not lashing out in a Twitter hail storm.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)

966 This fucker does love the sound of his voice.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (TY50/)

967 950
"you can hitch your wagon to something bigger than yourself"

==

Like Mooch.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (zu88C)

968 Oklahoma is up nine on KU.

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)




Hillary is up 9% in Florida. It's going to be an early night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (auHtY)

969 Thanks, Barry! See ya!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (FmNHR)

970 Just guessing that Reggie ate a bottle of Xanax tablets as he watched Lover Boy draw the curtain on the POTUS fudge factory.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (oBuXO)

971 Now watch as D Trump makes me look like the clown I really am.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (qcqx9)

972 "Obama seemed the political equivalent of a rainbow - a sudden preternatural event inspiring awe and ecstasy... He transcends the racial divide so effortlessly that it seems reasonable to expect that he can bridge all the other divisions - and answer all the impossible questions - plaguing American public life."
-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (39g3+)

973 I'm watching Papillon instead. I see I'm not missing anything.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951)

974 Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (q

Intermission babe is hot drool?
Dream of punching Mike Millburry in the face?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (voOPb)

975

Booker would enjoy that. Thats his standard Saturday night

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (IRimx)

976 Oh Barry, please don't leave the country after the 20th. I want to see you in prison.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (Iy6JT)

977 I do have faith in change. It's a feeling that has come upon me since..early November.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

978 Woo hoo!! That's it. No more. It's over. The nightmare is over.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (TY50/)

979 >>Wtf did joey b do for 8 years....?


Well, he didn't cure cancer.
IIRC, Obama promised he would in almost every SOTU, and he put Biden in charge of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (NOIQH)

980 Annnd you still suck....

Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (9dH/8)

981 There aren't that many people there. Don't be fooled by the camera.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (89T5c)

982
This I believe: you've overstayed your welcome, you've overestimated your intelligence and it's time for you to STFU and GTFO.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)

983 965 I'm sooper proud of Trump for not lashing out in a Twitter hail storm.
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)


DJT was the SoTU in a couple of weeks... Flame time

Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (DpOmP)

984 Hey, last night was a lot of fun........



http://tinyurl.com/hur2nnd

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (Lat75)

985 May we never hear another

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (e8kgV)

986 I wonder who got "Chopped" on that food channel show . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (s5o+q)

987 yaaay, he's done. In more than one way, I hope.

I'm gonna go to msnbc to see if maddow looks like she had an orgasm.

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (b7fwp)

988 Wow, how many drinks do I deserve for getting through all of that?

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)

989 Where was the other Junior Mooch tonight?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (TY50/)

990 I'm watching Papillon instead. I see I'm not missing anything.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951)

Great book
Movie isn't bad either

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (voOPb)

991 940 Bruins 4-1 after 2.
Now what do I do for 15 minutes?
Posted by: tu3031



I'm going to watch the lovely Kathryn Tappen talk hockey and imagine her nekid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (fCZiP)

992 Watched about 30 seconds of the vid above.

"I felt, I felt, I feel, I was so emotional..."

Blah blah blah.

That's your problem right there, nitwits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (Pz4pT)

993 9 more days, folks.

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (6EH85)

994 "I'll be right there with you for all my remaining days."

Fuck. Can we get JJ to start a countdown?

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (BO/km)

995 Now watch this drive....(sworf).

Another ball please.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (n3MnG)

996 965 I'm sooper proud of Trump for not lashing out in a Twitter hail storm.
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)


He's biding his time. I expect a zinger or two.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

997 Chicago is out?

CHICAGO IS OUT???

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)

998 Oklahoma is up nine on KU.


Now that's gnus we can yuse.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (qUNWi)

999 "Obama seemed the political equivalent of a rainbow - a sudden preternatural event inspiring awe and ecstasy... He transcends the racial divide so effortlessly that it seems reasonable to expect that he can bridge all the other divisions - and answer all the impossible questions - plaguing American public life."

-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."




The North Korean press is more objective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)

1000 Intermission babe is hot drool?

Kathryn Tappan. I've met her. She's a sweetheart!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (qJhUV)

1001 Hope everyone remembered to reset your DVR's to record two extra shows after.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (cAnNx)

1002 Younger daughter not there?
Also, doesn't having family on stage now mean he's using them as props?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (NOIQH)

1003 "By now we are all accustomed to that Obi-Wan Kenobi calm... [But] what now seems most salient about Obama is the opposite of flashy, the antithesis of rhetoric: he gets things done. He is a man about his business - a Mr. Fix It going to Washington... Spare us the dead-or-alive bravado, the gates-of-hell bluster, the melodrama of the 3 a.m. phone call. A door swung open for a candidate who would merely stand and deliver... In the land of the hapless, the competent man is king."
-- Editor-at-large David von Drehle in his cover story announcing Obama as Time's "Man of the Year," December 29, 2008 issue.

--note, this is before he was even in office. "gets things done"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (39g3+)

1004 I see Moochelle got her gown from the same designer who did gowns for Morticia Addams.

Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)

1005 Did he ever mention Trump by name, and wish him well, which other presidents have done for their successor in farewell addresses?

Posted by: Jen Westin at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (gAn7d)

1006 Shouldn't it be "Obama's Welfare Address"?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (Ndje9)

1007 Biden performed one admirable thing: When he said Its Over.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (U0lQa)

1008 Where was the other Junior Mooch tonight?

Posted by: #neverskankles
===

Black Lives Matter Youth Rally

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (zu88C)

1009 May we never hear another
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy


Oh, you will. You. will.

Posted by: Evil Yoda at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (V3IFq)

1010 Insipid, overly long, mean spirited, incoherent, bizarre, meandering, self-aggrandizing speech filled with platitudes, out and out lies, petulance, and race baiting...

Does that about sum it up? I didn't even have to watch it to know it...

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (sUP4M)

1011

Where is the other kid

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (IRimx)

1012 Couldn't help himself; once again telling Americans what they need to do. F' this guy.

Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (xN9Un)

1013 I see Moochelle got her gown from the same designer who did gowns for Morticia Addams.


Ewww.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (qUNWi)

1014 999 The North Korean press is more objective
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)


Yes, and their orgasms are faked.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)

1015 better yet can we get the *other* JJ to get off his ass and sack this guy?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (34J9B)

1016 Obama can give himself a medal, but he can't give himself a chest to pin it on.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (0OG8D)

1017 As for you people here, watching that Scoamf and his Scoamfy Scoamfness... what is WRONG with you??

I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)

1018 983 965 I'm sooper proud of Trump for not lashing out in a Twitter hail storm.
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)

DJT was the SoTU in a couple of weeks... Flame time

Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (DpOmP)



Press conference tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (cAnNx)

1019 I doubt Trump responds to this; there's nothing to respond to. He's just working while this guy makes speeches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (39g3+)

1020
1002 Younger daughter not there?
Also, doesn't having family on stage now mean he's using them as props?


Oh, he didn't have anyone else on stage except the Almighty I Me Mine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (BK3ZS)

1021 Did anybody comment that his hair is now salt-and-pepper again?

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)

1022 >>Where is the other kid


And why isn't gammie-nanny welfare with her?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (hjpzi)

1023 986
I wonder who got "Chopped" on that food channel show . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (s5o+q)

Travel channel has bizarre foods on. He's in Copenhagen and it's a good show. Lot's of "White Privilege " people.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Lat75)

1024 1017 As for you people here, watching that Scoamf and his Scoamfy Scoamfness... what is WRONG with you??

I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)



I had it on mute. Did not listen and occasionally glanced to see what the marquee had him saying.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)

1025 >>>>Where is the other kid?


Rehab?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)

1026 The blue velour covering the barricades looks like crap.

This is a really shoddy production. I've been to small corporate gigs that have a higher attention to detail.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (J5mC3)

1027 I now understand why I watched this all the way through. It was for the moment when his farewell was over. It feels like the fall of the Soviet Union. I can only imagine what Inauguration Day will be like.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

1028 1010 Insipid, overly long, mean spirited, incoherent, bizarre, meandering, self-aggrandizing speech filled with platitudes, out and out lies, petulance, and race baiting...

Does that about sum it up? I didn't even have to watch it to know it...

I'm watching...you nailed it.

Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (xN9Un)

1029 So it was less than an hour? Teleprompter run out?

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

1030 It was better in the original German.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)

1031 I think most of Obama's high approval comes from his better eloquence compared to W.

Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)

1032 Oh Barry, please don't leave the country after the 20th. I want to see you in prison.

Now that would be funny. He leaves and all his Hollywood sycophants that were gonna leave are forced to stay.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (qJhUV)

1033 I'm watching Papillon instead.
-----------------------------

Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.

Posted by: Useful Idiots at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (ZO497)

1034
now back to hell with all of you

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zu88C)

1035 I can't wait until Barry is free to come out and take the temperature of Fire Island...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (DpOmP)

1036 Jim Jones wishes he had that kind of sycophantic devotion.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)

1037 Chicago is out?

CHICAGO IS OUT???
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)

Ummm, yes? Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: 2016 Olympics at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)

Posted by: Trans AM at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (W6Ch1)

1039 I was expecting Sieg Barry from that audience. I'm disgusted to share the same air as these assholes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (TY50/)

1040 Did anybody comment that his hair is now salt-and-pepper again?
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)




They're just setting up the "look how much he aged from the stresses of being the Golfer in Chief due to all those racisty racists racisting against Teh Lightworker" stories.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)

1041 I missed it. Did he show off his hard on again?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)

1042 Did anybody comment that his hair is now salt-and-pepper again?

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)



Reggie may have added the salt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (auHtY)

1043 Late to the thread. Anyone got a nice synopsis?

Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.

How many times did the JEF say I?

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)

1044 >>>>Where is the other kid?
---
He didn't pay for her in advance and the rental agency wouldn't take his credit card?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (J5mC3)

1045 4 Chan claims responsibility about Trump's golden shower prostitute story. Claims was originally "fan fiction."

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U)

1046 Before there was gay marriage there was Paper Tiger Woods and the Leg-Humping Media.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (Ndje9)

1047 Chicago is out?

CHICAGO IS OUT???
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)

Ummm, yes? Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: 2016 Olympics at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)

Wait, what?

Posted by: Ryan Lochte at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (n3MnG)

1048 The younger daughter looks adopted. She looks nothing like Soetoro and Furry Nuts.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iztiu)

1049 1029 So it was less than an hour?
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)


It felt like 4.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)

1050
1030 It was better in the original German.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)


Original Austrian. Guy's a regular Goethe in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (BK3ZS)

1051 watch Leah Remini's Scientology expose.




You will see A LOT of eerie parallels.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (zu88C)

1052 I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.

He's got a great speaking voice, and he does a good job making speeches, if he's being fed them on the teleprompter. It just gets old in a hurry because he uses exactly the same cadence, tone, motions, pauses, everything. Its like a program he runs, its mechanical. There's no passion there because he's a psychopath; the man knows no real human emotion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

1053 It was better in the original German.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)


The Austrian translation was even better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (wCEn4)

1054 1043 Late to the thread. Anyone got a nice synopsis?

Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.

How many times did the JEF say I?

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)



Same bullshit he usually says.

There's your synopsis.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (cAnNx)

1055 Papillion - Boobehs!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (ZO497)

1056 I missed it. Did he show off his hard on again?



Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)


Wasn't she standing next to him?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (aMlLZ)

1057 Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)
He swings the golf club like a sissy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (IgBFP)

1058 Where is the other kid?

----------------
Rehab?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)


Maybe now that he's leaving office they have no more use for her, because really, do YOU believe he actually fathered two children?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (Pz4pT)

1059 Welp, my days of not listening to these speeches is definitely coming to a middle.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (wB8Tg)

1060 1041 I missed it. Did he show off his hard on again?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)


Is THAT what that little thing was?

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q)

1061 947 I hope Cory Booker gets sodomized by one of the GOP senators when he tries to testify against Jeff Sessions

Posted by: Clay Shaw at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (DpOmP)

++++

I don't think we need to give Booker any encouragement.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (R+30W)

1062
He's got a great speaking voice, and he does a good job making speeches, if he's being fed them on the teleprompter
--

So what you're saying is that he's great at reading out loud.

Not such an achievement.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (J5mC3)

1063 no, Barky could not show off his hard on, because it was hiding behind Bill Wynn's palate

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (34J9B)

1064 I'm watching Papillon instead.
-----------------------------

Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.



It didn't. It starred Dustin Hoffman.

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (qUNWi)

1065 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (BK3ZS)

Curses, foiled again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (wCEn4)

1066 Did anybody comment that his hair is now salt-and-pepper again?

Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)


So it's, "No play for Mr. Gray!"
Nah. Not really. I like to tease.

Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (qJhUV)

1067 1017 As for you people here, watching that Scoamf and his Scoamfy Scoamfness... what is WRONG with you??

I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)

Right there with you. When I hear that stammering, petulant voice I can't reach the mute button fast enough.

And I'm gonna say what I've been thinking for 8 years, but was far too classy and shit... Michelle Obama reminds me of Alice the Goon, but less charming...

and scarier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (ZDq2T)

1068 1043 Late to the thread. Anyone got a nice synopsis?

Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (n3MnG)

1069 Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)


Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)



Will the real Bill Wynn please stand up and then jump out of the nearest window

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (auHtY)

1070 1045 4 Chan claims responsibility about Trump's golden shower prostitute story. Claims was originally "fan fiction."
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U)


I just read that at Instapundit.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

1071 well

we survived another one, campers

damn but that nearly did us in

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (U0lQa)

1072 1043
Late to the thread. Anyone got a nice synopsis?



Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.



How many times did the JEF say I?

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)

Where all watching Pallion naked women

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (Lat75)

1073 I know the conventional wisdom is that this guy is going to stick around like a boil. And he and the media will certainly try because he's the only Democrat ANYBODY will even listen to voluntarily.

But while he may talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, he is going to disappear like a wisp of smoke. No one cares about the previous guy, people barely care about him now... and to make matters worse, Trump is like heavy metal fireworks going off at 3am.

Hope he enjoys his last minutes in the limelight (actually I don't). America is way past over him. Jimmy Carter will be remembered more fondly.

Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (EdXI9)

1074 OT but important and relevant to the previous post: Has anyone seen Glenn Reynolds's post on the "Trump was in a urine-soaked bed with the Russians!" panic? In it he links to some not-unconvincing claims that the whole thing was -- brace for it -- nothing but a prank from 4chan.

I hope it's true if only to see the egg on everyone's faces.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (e4ZX9)

1075 Anybody know where I can buy a CD of this fine farewell speech to give to the Queen?

Posted by: Pierce Morgan at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (qcqx9)

1076 4-chan claims to have produced key sequence from Trump dossier, gave it to *friend of the blog* "the" Rick Wilson, who unquestioningly handed it over to the CIA.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyw9ua4

Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (3Liv/)

1077 He's got a great speaking voice, and ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)


No, he really really doesn't. He rings the letter "S."

It sounds amateurish and hoosier.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)

1078 "Michelle Obama reminds me of Alice the Goon, but less charming..."


we resent that

Posted by: union organizers at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (b7fwp)

1079 If he didn't mention Russia, expect one of our missiles to bring down one of their fighter jets before 1/20.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iztiu)

1080 1049 1029 So it was less than an hour?
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

It felt like 4.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)


It was only supposed to be 25 minutes.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (cAnNx)

1081
Where is the other kid?


Where are the two dogs? The Food Network is dying to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (BK3ZS)

1082
A Barkyskull.

Likey.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

Of course you do. It's mine.

Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (EdXI9)

1083 I'm watching Papillon instead.

Brian Dennehy was great as the island.

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (hJamr)

1084 1017 As for you people here, watching that Scoamf and his Scoamfy Scoamfness... what is WRONG with you??
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)


Because he's going away. Every condescending trope, every superior nose-lifting sneer, it's all going away, and I wanted to wallow in that. I wanted to experience fully just what we are losing, and it was glorious.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)

1085 Hillary Clinton ne sera jamais président

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (n3MnG)

1086 nude


T'isn't.

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (qUNWi)

1087 Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)

Yeah Yeah Yeah and Hillary won the popular vote.

Who gives a shit.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (R13Sf)

1088 Hillary Clinton nunca será presidente

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (n3MnG)

1089 "The younger daughter looks adopted. She looks nothing like Soetoro and Furry Nuts."

Not adopted just different fathered.

Posted by: Paulo at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (W6Ch1)

1090 To cap it all off as Skippy concludes his farewell address the glorious Red Star flag is unfurled in the background............

'Mission (nearly) Accomplished '.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (oBuXO)

1091 1031 Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)


Now there's a bet I'd happily take the other side of.

When you're at war with the failed media, you need a megaphone of your own.

Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

1092 1036 Jim Jones wishes he had that kind of sycophantic devotion.
Posted by: buzzion



The way Hollywood/MSM are going insane about Trump, its certainly has the Jonestown creepiness.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 10:00 PM (fCZiP)

1093 1064 I'm watching Papillon instead.
-----------------------------

Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.


It didn't. It starred Dustin Hoffman.


No, you both are wrong, it was Brian Dennehy. He slimmed down a little for the role, hence the confusion.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (sUP4M)

1094 Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (EdXI9

agreed. barky is going to be background, training cadres

Trump is all glitz all money. moths to flames and all that

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (U0lQa)

1095 "He's got a great speaking voice, and he does a good job making speeches, if he's being fed them on the teleprompter"

No. No he does not have great speaking voice. One with a good speaking voice does not invite face-punching to one's face. He is a terrible speaker. On or off prompter.

Jeepers, never understood that notion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (ZDq2T)

1096 It's hard to say goodbye to an 8 year boner. (sorry for the patriarchal misogyny)

Let's go easy on the mentally ill ones, this is difficult for them

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (oAY8z)

1097
Yahoo's political "analysts" have a running commentary on the speech. The North Korean press just called and told them to dial it down a bit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)

1098 And these network talking p*ssies say we should fear North Korea.....
calling cosmic bullshit.

We just saw what we really must fear.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (oBuXO)

1099 1048 She was stolen from a Toys 'r' Us...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (Kucy5)

1100 My Barry was so sweet tonight, but I wish he'd stop the Moochelle ruze and let his freak fly.

Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (TY50/)

1101 I'm glad they didn't show the progressives touching themselves during the lecture.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (nQ10o)

1102 Twitter is going to... what? Cut trump off?

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (U0lQa)

1103 I think most of Obama's high approval comes from his better eloquence compared to W.

Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)



You're right there champ. Hillary is going to have an easy win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (auHtY)

1104 As for you people here, watching that Scoamf and his Scoamfy Scoamfness... what is WRONG with you??
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)

Because he's going away. Every condescending trope, every superior nose-lifting sneer, it's all going away, and I wanted to wallow in that. I wanted to experience fully just what we are losing, and it was glorious.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)


Well alright. I don't get it, but fine.

Like people who go to witness executions. Fine, somebody has to, but for me, I just want it over and done. Tell me when the body is burned or in the ground or whatever, and good riddance.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (Pz4pT)

1105
well
we survived another one, campers
damn but that nearly did us in
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM


WLNSSEODY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

1106 4 Chan claims responsibility about Trump's golden shower prostitute story. Claims was originally "fan fiction."

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U) fnord (q177U)


The problem with habitual trolls is trust, but it would fit their pattern of behavior.

They have posts back around the beginning of Nov about a fake story about Trump, specifically with a path from R. Wilson to the CIA.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (wB8Tg)

1107

Let's go easy on the mentally ill ones, this is difficult for them

+++

no fuck that

double down.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (U0lQa)

1108 Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)

___

And I hear Hillary is up 4 in Ohio too....

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (TY50/)

1109 McQueen was paid $2 million for his services in the film along with the contractual stipulation that he receive first billing over Dustin Hoffmann.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28film%29

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (R+30W)

1110 1031
Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)


And it was so gauche of FDR to use that newfangled radio thing instead of writing letters to the editor.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

1111 Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz

pfft i mean the speech

jeez

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (U0lQa)

1112 McQueen was paid $2 million for his services in the film along with the contractual stipulation that he receive first billing over Dustin Hoffmann.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28film%29


Yes ...but that guy Hoffman...he was really the star.

amirite????

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

1113
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.

It's the proper thing to say, yeah, he should stop that, but they really love it, knowing he's going to keep the shit stirred.

Hell, they say the GOPe pussies are scared to death of his Twitter account. He might be mean to them if they make him mad.

And I love it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (DW+jj)

1114 Hey, everyone. It's Bill Wynn. He's dreamy. And so smart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (ZDq2T)

1115 "Everyone" talking about how great and loved Jug Eared Fuck is should take three people about 30 seconds.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (+DKDC)

1116 Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)

***********************************

LOL still citing polls to tell Trump how he's "doing it wrong."

Go home, Bill, you're drunk.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at January 10, 2017 10:06 PM (+51lA)

1117 Is that the real Bill Wynn posting, the actual?

Squee!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2017 10:06 PM (P/kVC)

1118 Hey, everyone. It's Bill Wynn. He's dreamy. And so smart.

I can't wait to see the popularity polls on him!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (qJhUV)

1119 Obama spoke? Oh, noes, I missed it.
Damn.



Hellooooooooo, Mr. President Trump.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (lZco9)

1120 I'm sure Bill is a sock.


Like me.

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (qUNWi)

1121
Yes ...but that guy Hoffman...he was really the star.

amirite????
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman
------------------

Not really.

Posted by: The Butterfly at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)

1122 Yes ...but that guy Hoffman...he was really the star.

amirite????

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Heh. Let's see. McQueen played the title character... Who did you play again? Without looking it up!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (R+30W)

1123 1113
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.

What was that, Meryl, about the arts???

Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG)

1124 Kero!


Hawks back in front.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (hjpzi)

1125 1109
McQueen was paid $2 million for his services in the film along with
the contractual stipulation that he receive first billing over Dustin
Hoffmann



Yeah, I read that. Damn movie is just too long

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (Lat75)

1126 hornet comeback. but still 3 behind.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (34J9B)

1127 Obama is holding a WHITE baby!

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:08 PM (Lat75)

1128 Heh. Let's see. McQueen played the title character... Who did you play again? Without looking it up!


LeJou. Le....something. Yeah...LeJou.

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:08 PM (qUNWi)

1129 >>LeJou. Le....something. Yeah...LeJou.



You are thinking of Camper Von Bethoven.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:09 PM (hjpzi)

1130 Donald's Tweets, first place to go when the computer is fired up.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (lZco9)

1131 ...and the Wings tie it back up.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (hjpzi)

1132 What was that, Meryl, about the arts???

Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG)
Meryl might be able to take you, these days.

Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (3Liv/)

1133 Bill Wynn! We just LOVE him! He brings lots of singles!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (qJhUV)

1134 >>Donald's Tweets, first place to go when the computer is fired up.



Awww...

I just heard a little Ewok heart break.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (hjpzi)

1135 Lara Ingram needs a job in Trump land.

Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (Lat75)

1136 This Just In: Barack Obama's dick just launched into orbit an Iranian guidance system to usher in a new age of hope and change.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (FmNHR)

1137 The problem with our media and government institutions is that 4chan is more reliable and honest.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (iztiu)

1138 Who has the tally on the number of times he said I?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (CLKfs)

1139 I don't think I ever saw "Papillon", but I remember the MAD parody. One of the characters was called Lousi Engraver. I think he had been arrested for counterfeiting.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

1140 Nood. ONT

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (HiDrR)

1141
You are thinking of Camper Von Bethoven.
Posted by: garrett
---

Ratso Rizzo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (ZO497)

1142 At this moment Trump trumps Ewok hearts.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (lZco9)

1143 When does Trump take over the POTUS twitter account? I imagine a few things will happen. One they will have Twitter clear all his followers out. I figure they will do that so they can talk about how Trump doesn't have as many followers as POTUS as Obama did.

Alternately the reason that Obama had so many followers is because of all the dummy and bot accounts that were following him. All of a sudden these accounts will become very important in making sure people know how many phony twitter accounts are following the POTUS twitter account.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (cAnNx)

1144 1123 1113
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.

What was that, Meryl, about the arts???
Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG

Bitch, you got knocked the Fuck out.

Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (iztiu)

1145 A report has just surfaced that Obama is going to legalize marriage between antennas.

The wedding ceremony itself won't be much, but the reception will be great!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

1146 Same bullshit he usually says.
There's your synopsis.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:55

TY buzzion, I figured I wasn't missing much. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (o/90i)

1147 #1109: That reminds me of an interesting bit of trivia about Steve McQueen. The movie The Bodyguard languished in Development Hell for about twenty years. Originally, they'd planned to make it in the 70s, and it would've starred Steve McQueen and Diana Ross.

Now, that would've been a great movie!

That original plan fell apart when neither star would relinquish top billing.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (0OG8D)

1148 Y'all will probably see me as more effeminate watching this chick show. But tonight's Fixer Upper is pretty cool. They have RGIII on and they are fixing up a Vietnam Vets house.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (W6Ch1)

1149 1134 >>Donald's Tweets, first place to go when the computer is fired up.



Awww...

I just heard a little Ewok heart break.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (hjpzi)



If you're up before noon you're not missing anything on ace's.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (cAnNx)

1150 If you're up before noon you're not missing anything on ace's.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM


How do we know that Ace isn't up the crack of dawn every morning, doing zen meditation, squats, and in general centering and preparing himself for another day at the HQ?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

1151 How do we know that Ace isn't up the crack of dawn every morning, doing zen meditation, squats, and in general centering and preparing himself for another day at the HQ?


Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (DMUuz)



Then good for him. But he's not tweeting about it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:22 PM (cAnNx)

1152 I'm so glad this is the last time I'll have to find something else to do to avoid seeing/hearing this asshole on television.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (11H2y)

1153 I hope Donald Trump's press secretary will take a look at the press credentials ahead of the first White House briefing.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM (11H2y)

1154 rickl: Yes, I remember the Mad parody, too. Lousi Engraver was based on the guy played by Dustin Hoffman.

Posted by: Jonathan G at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (jT9wB)

1155 Coffee, Vic, and JJ in the morning, that's the ticket.


Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (lZco9)

1156 I don't think I ever saw "Papillon", but I remember the MAD parody. One
of the characters was called Louis Engraver. I think he had been
arrested for counterfeiting.

Can I have a tattoo like that?
Can I have a girl like that?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (lJXY3)

1157 >>>Ace, we really should be live blogging this. I mean, it has archive potential humor.

sorry, couldn't. I had not been out in a while and had dinner plans.

besides, I've liveblogged Obama before. It's impossible. Everyone gets bored of his act within five minutes and starts talking about other things.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2017 10:37 PM (8rNrN)

1158 Oh. Lousi as in Lousy. I forgot that part.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (lJXY3)

1159 Oh crap. It's 9:50 CST. I reckon I missed it.

Posted by: currently at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (7A95L)

1160 Confederate Standard Time?

Oh. "Central". Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:50 PM (lJXY3)

1161 Not sure who the manufacturer of my antenna is. But it does a decent job for as far away from the city as I am. Set up is an old flagpole inserted in a ground based satellite dish mount. I have a rotator that got me the best aim but is useless day to day since any change in direction means I have to let the box re-search for channels.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (W6Ch1)

1162 I got half way through the video. Puked a little in my mouth. Decided it wasn't worth suffering through. Good God...the stupid is so strong with these people.

Posted by: SGR at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (o/yxX)

1163 He is like an incurable STD.

Hell, Caesar, I hope he goes away.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 11, 2017 12:03 AM (fq4ih)

1164 "Obama seemed the political equivalent of a rainbow - a sudden preternatural event inspiring awe and ecstasy... He transcends the racial divide so effortlessly that it seems reasonable to expect that he can bridge all the other divisions - and answer all the impossible questions - plaguing American public life."

-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
---
Yes, but that's before they found out just how racist everybody who opposes him is. See, they didn't overestimate Obama's ability, they under estimated the racism of America.

Posted by: The Narrative at January 11, 2017 09:36 AM (2mC6G)

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