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Obama's Farewell Address: Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow Orgasmic Joy
It's scheduled for 9PM eastern, which means Obama will breeze in wearing his golf togs at around, oh, nine-fiftyish.
No but seriously he gets to the things he likes doing -- like talkin' about himself and accepting the adoration of his cultists -- on time, so I expect this to go off smartly. You can watch it at the White House website, which is soon to become ours.
To tide you over until Prince Narcissus McScoldybutt speaks, enjoy this official White House video, produced by Hollywood, of Hollywood people recalling their favorite moments of Obama's time in the White House. (After the fold.) Did I post that yesterday? Well, even if I did post it yesterday, enjoy this Newsbusters recap of the #FakeNewsMedia's no-hands-full-eye-contact deep-glottal appreciation for Obama.
When Obama ran for President four years later, news reporters led the cheers. "It's almost hard to remain objective because it's infectious, the energy, I think," then-NBC reporter Lee Cowan confessed in an MSNBC.com video posted January 7, 2008. On CNN a few days later, Politico editor John Harris admitted: "A couple years ago, you would send a reporter out with Obama, and it was like they needed to go through detox when they came back -- 'Oh, he's so impressive, he's so charismatic,' and we’re kind of like, 'Down, boy.'" As a candidate, the Associated Press celebrated Obama as "something special," while as President-elect, the Washington Post drooled over his "chiseled pectorals," on display during a vacation in Hawaii. As President, reporters touted his "prodigious talents," his "amazing legislative agenda," and his "huge achievements." And as an individual, journalists fawned over Obama, calling him "one of our brightest presidents," a "huge visionary," "the perfect American," "our national poet," and "the most noble man who has ever lived in the White House."That's just a bit of it, and there's a video montage at the link. The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:04 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:04 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (CVDY0)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (9dH/8)
+-100?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (WTSFk)
The Story of Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:06 PM (hjpzi)
Early thread winner contender. I laughed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Anna Mac at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (xujfC)
Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (PHcLa)
Obama is like smallpox.
Mostly eradicated except for one vial kept in a not-too-secure vault.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)
Which would you rather have smallpox or this guy?
There's a vaccine for smallpox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:09 PM (9dH/
This country took it in the neck for 8 years, and it's a friggin' miracle we're still breathing. Barely.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: wytshus at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (EVi2J)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (RRXgU)
Which would you rather have smallpox or this guy?
There's a vaccine for smallpox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)
I think you miss the point of my analogy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (19eli)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (wCEn4)
My expectation is the press is always cynical, always saying "so what?", that they don't fall for the cheap seduction of chiseled pecs and well creased trousers. If they do, then they should be FIRED from their jobs, not because of their political opinions, but because they are clearly incapable of performing the work required.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (UgF8H)
I'll be happy to read the running commentary here, though.
Here's a REAL presidential farewell address. It was only 15 minutes long, and note how he spoke to the American people as mature, intelligent, responsible adults:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
*thinks a moment*
Actually, thanks for that, Ace.
Posted by: voiceover at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (9QWo+)
May he live to a ripe old age, and every day he's alive, he witnesses that everything he has ever perpetrated and his entire worldview is utterly reversed, repudiated and destroyed. And on his deathbed, may the last thing he hears is the laughter of children mocking him and his legacy just as the Angel of Death wraps his boney fingers on his carcass and drags him down to the Infernal Reaches to roast for eternity.
Goodbye, good riddance and vayr ge hargit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (hjpzi)
he'll reassure his audience he's not going away. clinton did the same thing and he's worth $100's of millions.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (cAnNx)
Does this mean he is not going back to Washington for the Inauguration? Or is this another stupid ABC news commentary I heard today on local AM radio?
Posted by: Jen at January 10, 2017 08:14 PM (a2Sj8)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:13 PM (wCEn4)
...............
That he probably will be but with one major difference...He longer commands the power of the presidency!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (CVDY0)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:15 PM (19eli)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (hjpzi)
The bad news is that O'Barky still has about nine days and fifteen hours left as President of these United States!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Pointsnfigures at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (Cgudb)
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:16 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Bruce Buffer at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 10, 2017 08:11 PM (RRXgU)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (evw2O)
JJ, I didn't realize you had such a majestic poetic style!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)
I feel like I was back in 5th grade, just after Memorial Day weekend, ticking off the last agonizing days until summer vacation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2017 08:18 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (19eli)
JJ, I didn't realize you had such a majestic poetic style!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:17 PM (wCEn4)
Thanks. Yiddish with a yen for Irishmen like Jimmy Joyce.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)
++++
I'll bet they're lining up to work in that dump.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (7qAYi)
Funny, I have a Señor Wences drag queen outfit for my hand . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: MSDNC at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:20 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (sUP4M)
Beginning Feb. 1, the Air Force will no longer enforce its 25 percent tattoo rule, the service announced Tuesday.
Airmen were previously not allowed to have tattoos on the chest, back, arms and legs that were larger than 25 percent of the exposed body part. Now, they could have full tattoo sleeves on their arms or large back pieces if they so choose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: SPLC at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (2ly7u)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (zu88C)
The crowd waiting to access the area of his magnificence were mostly female AA with smatterings of liberal college educated honkies.
They were there very early.
Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (H2lqu)
GAG Alert! This next may induce the gag reflex in a normal American. Proceed with caution! You have been warned!*
Then the slobbering leftists will write sickening paeans of praise about how much they will "miss the man whose soaring rhetoric inspired the nation."
*this has been a public service announcement.
Posted by: Blake at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (WEBkv)
Bush 2004: 53.2, margin 2.5
Bush 2009 popular approval: 34
Obama 2008: 52.9, margin 7.3
Obama 2012: 51.1, margin 3.4
Obama 2017 popular approval: 55
A better idiot?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
And declaring he was our first Muslim president.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: acethepug at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (539ql)
If you believe the Media, I use a tiny White Sheet.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
1) Something about race, and about how awesome it is he was president.
2) Strawman-strawman-strawman. Lots of meandering around and not really saying anything.
3) Backhanded gauzy statements about how we failed him. You see, you let him down.
4) But despite that he accomplished nothing but amazing things. In fact, he probably could have fixed everything, except for all these other guys who wouldn't listen...
5) All sorts of unneeded advice on how Trump should do his work.
6) Something about "I'm gone, but I'll still be around..."
7) Some sort of calling to our better natures....and how we can be more like him if we only tried harder.
Probably a solid hour, but he might go full Castro and make it two.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (UgF8H)
I read, earlier today, that The Dog-Eater-in-Chief has written this last speech himself. I very much hope that he has, and will doubtless beclown himself.
He will go out, not with a bang, but with a stuttttttttterereinggg.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (19eli)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (Lat75)
There's a vaccine for smallpox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:10 PM (92kX2)
++++
Ummm. The point of a vaccine is to NOT get the disease. If you already got it, vaccine is useless.
But, if you would have asked me 8 years ago, I probably still would've taken the pox of the disease over the pox of Obama.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:23 PM (iMxBJ)
Or from the FNM it was how eloquent he was as a speaker. And then I listened to him for the first time and it was like "what you talking about Willis? This dude sounds like back in elementary school when we had to read aloud and it was so tortuous when it was the slower reader's turn"
Then some people said they though maybe with his gestures and stuff it came across watching him speak than just listening; but the first time I watched on TV his nose was nose in air, but he was looking like a tennis referee going from the prompter on one side to the other. I don't even know if he has gotten better because I quickly got to the point where his condescending tone as he blathered nonsense was like nails on a blackboard. I even switch radio channels when Rush plays sound bytes from the preening narcissist.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (C9pBZ)
Aaaand journalists and biographers will use it as an outline for their creepily reverent books about him for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (bKxiT)
Definitely something about how Osama Bin Laden was personally shot by himself.
Also about how much race relations are better.
Something Hope something change. and how we can't let it get away from us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:25 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:24 PM (/wWB4)
Like his books, right? *wink*
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (iMxBJ)
I'm a bad person.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:05 PM (sBOL1)
No you're not. He deserves it along with the rest of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (qKHgx)
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (hjpzi)
I predict the same rhythm. Over and over and over...
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (sUP4M)
This speech will be full of Barry congratulating himself and talking shit about us. Fark him and go away you commie queer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NOIQH
Hello!
Posted by: 2004.DNC Convention at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (WTSFk)
He wants the lifestyle, but I have never seen this guy with the same Clintonian "we need all the money" kind of fervor. Hell, I figure most of that was Hillary! Bill would have been happy as long as he got laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (Nwg0u)
That's kind of you ace.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (7B3HW)
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (q177U)
I predict the same rhythm. Over and over and over...
IOW, a s-s-stttttttuuttttttttterriinngngngng
Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 08:27 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (TFxjY)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
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Total times = 65. I may be low.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sUP4M)
Will he wear a tie or go with the 1960's neighborhood numbers runner look?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM (qKHgx)
I have never been able to stand more than a few minutes. The combination of shitty style and condescension just grate. At least Clinton did not come across as a preachy prick all the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (92kX2)
in an arena before a crowd, instead of in the Oval Office?
Do Presidents usually give a farewell address on TV? I mean, besides Nixon, I don't remember anything. Not even Reagan.
Maybe it's just something I've ignored.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)
We already have! Can't publish it just yet, though...
Posted by: The MFM at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (9dH/8)
This is nothing more than a cult.
Very Jim Jonesian.
Promise everything--- do nothing.
Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (H2lqu)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (92kX2)
100% Narcissistic self-justification
90% Veiled dig at Trump
85% Lizzy is exactly right about everything in post 117
50% "Roads and Bridges"
5% Will announce that he is transitioning to a woman
0% Will mention Benghazi
0% Will mention Fast and Furious
0% Will mention Kathy Steinle
0% Will mention Brian Terry
...
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (iMxBJ)
No way can I pass on the Horde's commentary during this.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 08:30 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
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Total times = 65. I may be low.
-
We need The Price Is Right scoring, the closest without going over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (Nwg0u)
in an arena before a crowd, instead of in the Oval Office?
Do Presidents usually give a farewell address on TV? I mean, besides Nixon, I don't remember anything. Not even Reagan.
Maybe it's just something I've ignored.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)
Eisenhower. I linked it upthread. His was great. He was humble, and spoke to the American people as mature, intelligent adults.
I remember Reagan doing it too. Both were TV addresses from the Oval Office, not in front of an adoring crowd.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
All through' the day
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
All through' the night
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Now they're frightened of leaving it
Ev'ryone's weaving it,
Coming on strong all the time,
All through' the day I me mine.
I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine.
All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at January 10, 2017 08:31 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (5zfq1)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:26 PM
Maybe Queen Elizabeth II will lend you her iPod and you can catch up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:32 PM (DSlVW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)
And RioBravo, his popularity rating you cite pretty much confirms my point. A very dumbed-down country, easily manipulated by a crudely sycophantic media. With a crudely dishonest and hostile media - and amnesty - it's not hard to see how Bush got his numbers in 2009. Though it remains the case that Bush derangement, not Bush, is part of what made Obama possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (92kX2)
Bwahahahaha. So much BS. Can't wait to hear the boot licking from the media.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (qKHgx)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 08:34 PM (iynDC)
Challenge the next leftie you meet to produce a full quote from Pres. TFG McJugears.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (V3IFq)
while it won't be "farewell" for good because his obnoxious face will continue to be in the news criticizing everything Trump does, I'm so glad that asshole won't be besmirching the Oval Office any more.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (P8951)
Yeah, you guys are on your own.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (19eli)
This is probably their last chance, so it should be, like...seismic.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (Ffw22)
Horde this is a vaccination for a fatal disease.
Take your medicine . Internalize this so that the citizens of America NEVER contract this disease again.
Vaccinate your kids and your grandkids. Vaccinate your friends and your neighbors.
Don't turn away. Listen. And remember.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (jim/W)
He is gonna pity us and remind us he will still be there
And then he will cry for our dumb sister fucking asses
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:35 PM (IRimx)
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Looking for the perfect present for that certain someone?
http://tinyurl.com/gqnx46s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Nwg0u)
yeah yeah pack your shit and get out
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (qKHgx)
Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (89T5c)
This is probably their last chance, so it should be, like...seismic.
Posted by: tu3031
****
Licking? More like giant sucking sound...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)
The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."
*snort*
The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Barky O at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (4acWK)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2017 08:33 PM (qKHgx)
Their reviews are already written so they can just spend the whole time wanking it as he speaks to them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (DSlVW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Just admit it, J. J., you want to bathe in the glory that is TFG just one more time. That, or your fetish for self-applied thumbscrews has leaked over to politics.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: willy at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (Ffw22)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45zUlQPUQ0
George W. Bush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqezJcneeI
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)
But most people are optimistic about the economy this year. Interesting.
Too bad a cyclical recession is baked into Trump's cake.
If Donald can prevent another 2008-2009 recession he'll be a miracle worker.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cAnNx)
The "What What In The Butt" guy?
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (iMxBJ)
Thanks, I'll pass!
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (IRimx)
*snort*
The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
I thought the $20 dollar ones had two tongues?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (LTHVh)
+++
only thing guaranteed to remain is gay marriage. the rest, i dunno.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)
They're young, give them time!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (wCEn4)
It's all he's good at?
Probably for his new org. w/Erik Holder for redistricting.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (wANbC)
So with accurate numbers like that from the MSM we can be assured it's going to be an early night?
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (zu88C)
He was at a 40k dinner a plate at Sarah Jessica Parkers a few days ago
Did he put on the feed bag?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
Why is he raising funds
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)
Probably for his library
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Sponge Bob at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (9dH/8)
Counting is for pussies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (19eli)
Not to mention their mother...
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (S2DjQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:41 PM (IRimx)
That's OK, he can only suck one at a time, and Obama's is firmly lodged in his epiglottis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 08:42 PM (bG+ug)
Barry: I'd like to start off tonight's speech by thanking my beautiful partner of so many years. Can I get a big round of applause for the one and only Reggie Love
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45zUlQPUQ0
George W. Bush:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqezJcneeI
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
So both just did it in DC. At the White House.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (cAnNx)
Guess not.
Off to watch hockey.
GO HAWKS.
Posted by: seamrog at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (H2lqu)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:38 PM (19eli)
++++
They probably take consolation from the knowledge that they are adopted.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (R+30W)
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
SO LONG FUCK FACE
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (IRimx)
"
To find a cure for horseface?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (0Rr2q)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: ThunderB
I'm looking forward to the sweep through by security with Gopros documenting the shit-stained walls.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Sponge Bob at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (S2DjQ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (19eli)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (cAnNx)
Well, at least one of them was not a malignant narcissist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:44 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (e8kgV)
Why is he raising funds
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)
They're too dumb to know anything. He's just taking them to the cleaners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:45 PM (iT57s)
http://tinyurl.com/luoxq8p
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Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8DRen60X10
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (Nwg0u)
10 days from now: So much winning
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)
For 150k you can lay under the coffee table while he shits on it.
Posted by: Ana Wintour at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (J8/9G)
I will be amazed if Obama's speech is under an hour.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
When there's a suitably dramatic moment, which I'm sure are scripted in, I want to scream:
"I LOVE DONALD TRUMP!"
Then I'd get hauled off.
sigh.
So many dreams require me living my home and the cat. They will never happen...
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (FmNHR)
I'm betting 200 at minimum.
This is gonna be a looooong speech.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (NOIQH)
They go with almost everything.
Really, as an accessory they can't be beat.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:47 PM (qJhUV)
wouldn't even bother counting the i me myself stuff. subject of the speech is him right off the bat
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (U0lQa)
229 The media's been teary-eyed and has something caught at the back of their throats. It's called "Barack Obama's glans."
*snort*
The Poet Laureate of Endor strikes again. You use your tongue prettier than a twenty quatloo Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
I thought the $20 dollar ones had two tongues?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)
I wouldn't know. I'm too cheap to pay for it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Useful Idiots at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (NBHj5)
FORGET GET IT FRITZ, OBAMA IS TITS UP
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:48 PM (7qAYi)
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No, you fucking didn't!
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)
Don't see why not. It works for pita. Low temps (200-225), convection fan on if you have one, open the oven occasionally to vent moisture.
I used to use a slicer to slice bagels very thin and make chips out of them this same way.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (W6Ch1)
I will be amazed if Obama's speech is under an hour.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
The queen has a lot of congratulating of himself and a lot of scolding, lecturing and talking shit about us to do
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Me, Barack, Too marvelous for words. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (5TjAs)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Draki at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (fQGa/)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)
Pure poetry.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:39 PM (IRimx)
Probably for his library
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Industrial strength paper shredders don't come cheap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Me, Barack, Too marvelous for words. at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (5TjAs)
If I could blow myself, I wouldn't need Reggie.
Just me, a mirror and an IV.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:46 PM (7qAYi)
Don't see why not. It works for pita. Low temps (200-225), convection fan on if you have one, open the oven occasionally to vent moisture.
I used to use a slicer to slice bagels very thin and make chips out of them this same way.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Good to know. I would have cooked it at 375 & burned the hell out of them.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Committee at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (ZIFyZ)
They noted 199x in a 40 minute speech two years ago.
If this goes that long, I say MORE than 199.
If it goes much longer than 40 minutes, I say WAY MORE.
/also, he will be disappointed in us. Again.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Barky at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (DSlVW)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
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Always bet the over.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (RLdcX)
Mr Ovama is like pestalents that come back on a regular basis, like locusts.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (e8kgV)
Still not watching.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (sBOL1)
If it goes much longer than 40 minutes, I say WAY MORE.
/also, he will be disappointed in us. Again.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (J5mC3)
What's a sacred number in Islam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)
wait we all hate each other now? did i do that?
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:51 PM (7qAYi)
Well, slightly higher temps might, or might not work (I'm talking 250). The ideal would be that they become nice and crisp at the same moment that they become a light golden brown. But that's hard to do, and you really want to err on the side of lower temperatures. Just drying them out can take a long time, depending on thickness, moisture level, and whether you have that convection fan.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Chris Stevens at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)
Well, Obama declared that 9/11 should be a National Day of Service.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Maybe he's going to finally come mincing out of the closet
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)
If Preezy Muslim Brotherhood is saying Buh Bye tonight, and President Winning Scalp Weasel isn't in for ten days, are we on national autopilot?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 08:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Posted by: Fairey Swordfish at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (S2DjQ)
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That's not rain. It's their tears.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:52 PM (92kX2)
He's serviced Reggie a lot
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (9dH/8)
Would that count as jobs "created" or "saved"?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:50 PM
Embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (DSlVW)
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Mincing is a great word.
In another thread, someone used prancing.
But I think "mincing" feels more accurate.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (J5mC3)
Also, why in Chicago?
Will he pour one out for his hommies?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Heidi at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (dmiod)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (jim/W)
+++
i remember the end
"Not bad America. Not bad at all"
at least that's what i recall
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (0Rr2q)
Posted by: A stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)
These people have no dignity, no self respect.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:55 PM (fKWf6)
What happened?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (S2DjQ)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Christmas at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (0O7c5)
Oh people come on and expect the worst. There is a whole lot of ego to feed tonight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)
This whole introduction. It's a goddamn production to stroke his ego.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:57 PM (fKWf6)
"If man is to be free, government must be limited."
"When government expands, liberty contracts."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (DSlVW)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (/tuJf)
What happened? Did you put all of your dildos in the toaster oven?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0)
FREEBIRD!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (fKWf6)
"If man is to be free, government must be limited."
"When government expands, liberty contracts."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)
You're not here for the gambling, are you?
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)
"If man is to be free, government must be limited."
"When government expands, liberty contracts."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (92kX2)
Outside of gay marriage or tranny toilets, I bet he won't mention "freedom" once.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (fKWf6)
Toilet Seat?
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (9dH/
Reggie: Oh he's got a flaming ass alright
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2017 08:58 PM (fKWf6)
Eh, they'll give anyone a talk show
Posted by: Chevy Chase at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (s5o+q)
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Six Hundred thirty dead blacks in Chicago last year.
Almost Four Hundred in 2015.
Gonna take more than a taste.
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf)
So, every farking day, in other words.
Posted by: fly gal at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (QmGSa)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
So what's wrong with that tradition?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (7qAYi)
When your tranny takes a dump, it won't be in a toilet, trust me.
Posted by: pissed-off guy walking back to town at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (iMxBJ)
B'dea-b'dea-b'dea That's All Folks!
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (SEXy3)
Well, objectivity is proscribed if you're in the middle of hot sex. How on earth would you ever get off?
Re: Obama's "chiseled pectorals"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??
Someone call me an ambulance! I'm LITERALLY DYING!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)
Or and confetti drop of "O logo" shaped confetti that will later be sold on Ebay for thousands?
If not, I will be disappointed
Sorely disappointed.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (J5mC3)
Gonna do a James Brown - limp off the stage exhausted, ValJar will sling a coat over his shoulders, and then he'll bravely cast it off and he'll lunge back to the podium...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (NOIQH)
So what's wrong with that tradition?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)
Traditions are for white people.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (J70i0)
so he understands what happened on election day?
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 08:59 PM (V3IFq)
I especially loved when I heard a soundbite from the day after the election when he said "...R*pause*Rule of Law."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (U0lQa)
So what's wrong with that tradition?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (e8kgV)
The State of the Union message used to be a letter from the President delivered to Congress.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Zombie Lou Gehrig at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (n3MnG)
Cheapo plastic chairs.
It turned out to be symbolic of the care and attention to detail we have learned to expect from this administration.
Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM (F0ZHr)
After the first one, you probably would not be feeling anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (92kX2)
Where is his free loading mother in law going to live now that she won't be staying for free at the White House?
With Moochie in their new DC digs? Who the fck has his mother in law live with them for EIGHT years?
Strange shit.
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (XU+MN)
Posted by: Resist We Much at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (o+nZ+)
Gonna do a James Brown - limp off the stage exhausted, ValJar will sling a coat over his shoulders, and then he'll bravely cast it off and he'll lunge back to the podium...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:01 PM (NOIQH)
How about a Michael Jackson during a Pepsi commercial?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: flyover at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (SVz6E)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:02 PM (9dH/
He's autotuning his own speech?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (92kX2)
Where is Scowly McScowlerson, FLOTUS?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (BK3ZS)
What's a sacred number in Islam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 08:54 PM (92kX2)
--
not 666?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:03 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (b7fwp)
Yes, but that will be the usual gunfire on the south side
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (orDky)
Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (CLKfs)
I hope they show more tears.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Lester at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (8USec)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)
Narcissistic, clueless, and obsessed with high speed rail THAT NEVER HAPPENED is not way to go through life.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (F0ZHr)
Totus is present.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)
Selma, where me Mum and me Dad marched... before I was born... but after me Uncle liberated Kurt Eichenwald...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (0O7c5)
But I will have it on mute.
That's the only way I can tolerate him. Muted.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (iMxBJ)
Mostly eradicated except for one vial kept in a not-too-secure vault.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Obama is like a termite. He's done a lot of gnawing in ways that may have disastrous consequences in the future. Iran for one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (9dH/8)
He's talking about some alternative universe I'm not familiar with.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)
This fucking asshole is just a shitty opening act for Madonna.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:00 PM
Snap, crackle, pop!
Posted by: Rice Crunchies at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (DSlVW)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
The people in the audience are crying, now I'm dying.
I hope they show more tears.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (IgBFP)
ME TOO.
I hope Trump resists the temptation to troll Obama on twitter. Best he simply says it was a great speech, from a LOSER.
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: TOOL at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: The bartender at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (1/I/y)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)
It'll be such a relief to have a steady hand like Sessions at the wheel.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mark Levin at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (hjpzi)
"While I had my share of victories in congress, the truth is: I never won anything that you didn't win for me."
Dear Lord, I loved this man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (92kX2)
this is like a terrible romance novel. like a novel that got rejected by the publishers and is now lingering in moderation in some slashfic site
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (S2DjQ)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (Lat75)
... I had to click the Channel button a few times to dodge him.
Honestly ... Fuck Him ... Fuck Those Like Him.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (CLKfs)
Pffft. Where are the fact checkers when you need them.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (0O7c5)
What do they know, I wonder? Go for it, Barry. Just be happy.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)[.i]
Cults of personality are funny that way.
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:08 PM (9dH/8)
He doesn't believe any of what he is saying .
None.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)
++++
It an Obama tradition.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (EZebt)
None.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (zu88C)
He believes it because he's delusional. In olden times he would be the local lord, suddenly being hauled away by the mob, wondering why they hated him.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (7qAYi)
====
He could bend over spread his cheeks and fart the alphabet and this coagualation of societal crotch cheese would clap, scream and cheer.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (s5o+q)
But I will have it on mute.
That's the only way I can tolerate him. Muted.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:05 PM (J5mC3)
I can't even tolerate that much, because I can't stand the sight of his face, either.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
Hillary is up 6 pints in Michigan!
Dammit!!!!
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (qUNWi)
We judge Ms Clinton with a 90% probably of winning the election/
Posted by: Nat Silver at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Well they did boo God and the Boy Scouts.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (J70i0)
He will lecture about tolerance at the end, pledging yo fight for illegals and refugees
No doubt
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (IRimx)
I really cannot stand this guy. All I think when I see him is Urkel.
I also loved all the nicknames you guys have came up for him over the years. President mom jeans etc.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (s5o+q)
...
...
...
So, I guess Bushitler left it in OK shape.
I don't know how this guy ever got the mantel of "great speaker" or even "sentinent life form."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (F0ZHr)
Forrest Gump sucked so bad It felt like it went on for ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt)
Like my last colonoscopy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (EZebt)
Well, there is a certain resemblance...
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:10 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)
I wouldn't have known about Fixer Upper if they hadn't been attacked by whatever news site that was. It's a cute show.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:04 PM (J70i0)
Have they handed out the cups of Kool Aid yet? Because this cult is headed that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)
He leaves the office full of shit.
Same shit. Different day.
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (s5o+q)
Embrace the power of AND.
Alex taught me that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
Who does that?
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (IgBFP)
The Lightbringer?
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (7qAYi)
How very Christian.
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:12 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (sUP4M)
Who wrote this piece of gibberish?
Oh . . . Yeah.
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)
It would be interesting to see how many would follow through. People that invested in another person like that always worry me.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (IgBFP)
What do they know, I wonder? Go for it, Barry. Just be happy.
I don't think Barry is the gay-marrying sort. More the new-bull-a-night sort. The, how-many-dicks-can-get-in-my-ass sort.
Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)
I don't think they do the Obammunion and partake of the vegan, gluten free body of TFG and drink the organic hemlock until the end of the service.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
so accepting delivery on one of these
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhwkrz2
Is a bad Idea?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (s5o+q)
Yeah, I stomped that post-racial America thing in the nuts real good, didn't I?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (BK3ZS)
===
Hard to judge math skills when spend your days decreeing that 7x6 = racism.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (89T5c)
Really? I ought to show him what's happened to the cost of my insurance since BarryCare
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (c6/9Q)
reflects the skewed sense of self of the parties involved in this farce.
AT least they remembered the US flag.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:13 PM (b7fwp)
Those liberal shits had such a massive hard on for him they went and redid a myth they had done twice before.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (cAnNx)
That's disgusting and I'd totally watch that. Not live of course but on TV or the internets or something.
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (IgBFP)
+++
i believe this will be our first contested transfer.
democrats to blame, as usual
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (U0lQa)
Is singing his swan song
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
After fumigating it, make sweet loving to Melania. Hetero sex that hasn't happened for at least 8 years in that room.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (Lat75)
HE'S the one who made this crap worse! And he's got the gall to stand here and say he has made it better!?!?!?!
He is definitely setting up a shadow government of sorts. Slyly letting it be known that Trump will not do anything right, so we have to stick together and get this stuff done.
Never seen anything like this. Truly unbelievable.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (4bKiB)
For those watching our beloved god king say farewell to his serfs before climbing aboard his unicorn and riding off in the distance (down the street to that posh DC mansion), thank you because I just can't.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (fCZiP)
Oh, Barry, go fuck yourself. Brown, ya fuck you. Racist fuck...
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (9dH/8)
The same week the wall is being built at his new place in Washington.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Which side is obsessed about race again?
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (/tuJf)
"...while the wealthy withdraw further into their enclaves" from the douchenozzle who is building a wall around his next house.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (BK3ZS)
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: mallfly from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Fritz
Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)
He's rewriting history.
This is how he signals to the MSM and biographers what his preferred narrative it. They will not fail to take these myths and run with 'em.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (89T5c)
What a dick
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)
Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Let me guess...the crying chicks are slightly plump?
Posted by: LASue, sosososo deplorable at January 10, 2017 09:16 PM (CLKfs)
I hope they checked their "privilege" at the door.
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)
You've got understand how the "lowering health insurance cost" thing works. Someone projects that health insurance would rise by some ridiculous amount over the next N years. After N years if it has risen a shit ton, but less than it was projected to rise, then you have lowered the cost.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Fritz
Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)
Both Pop tarts
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IRimx)
Imagine the fucktardness of the idiots who coughed up $5,000 to buy a free ticket off of someone for this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (BK3ZS)
They were his supporters.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC
Bob Novak. Nice name drop.
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (iztiu)
Oh my God, went to see it with a bunch of people when I was up at UMass. So they get to the part where they throw one of them in solitary and the guard says "Don't bother to masturbate. You'll only waste energy." And my room mate says, "Jesus, maybe that's my problem." I almost threw up I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)
So that's a "yes", then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)
and you point? Your dead too?
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (HiDrR)
I really hope he does.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (R13Sf)
Posted by: Fritz
Lady Gaga =/= Katy Perry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (rH4JY)
Both Pop tarts
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)
Frosted.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (0mRoj)
So Bill Wynn you are saying youve been dead for years
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (IRimx)
Bob Novak's just voting democrat.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (iMxBJ)
Bull. Fuckin. Shit.
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:18 PM (hjpzi)
If it weren't for white folks he would have died of starvation at the age of 3. Come to think of it I hate them too. But just them in particular
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)
Lady Gaga is BFFs with Podesta's Spirit Cooking chick. Think she's into some creepy sh#t.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (NOIQH)
Well, he's dead. Your reference seems to have as much cohesiveness as TFG's final turd.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (F0ZHr)
Hey Barry. Do you take after your mom?
Because I think I understand why your black temp-daddy dumped her.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: JEF at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (s5o+q)
Well, Fuck the Irish.
We can all agree on that.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:19 PM
~~~~~
Hey! I can hear you, ya know.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (HiDrR)
You're boring. Move on. Oh, and spare us the BS about you not being a dem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 10, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
Heh. I'm about as much of a Democrat as Bob Novak.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)
++++
Novak is dead, so I guess he probably does vote Democrat now.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (R+30W)
- Shit Cocoa Narcissus said, just a couple minutes back
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (wANbC)
You're as much of a Republican as David Brock
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: garrett
Jeremiah Wright should have clued people in. These white reporters must all be masochists.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (6EH85)
Seriously? He said this again? Is he really saying all the shit y'all are claiming?
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iztiu)
Don't you?
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (wANbC)
Zero will soon be just a bad nightmare and it's the zombies in the crowd we gotta worry about.
Is that better?
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (ozZau)
Now I could be all fancy and use italicans on ours but you ain't getting me in The Barrel.
I've been doing something similar in my various haunts. Saying things like "We're in total control now" "We're in charge now" "We have total, absolute power now".
That kind of shit. It's demoralizing and it's met with silence because THEY KNOW IT.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
"Bar's Open!"?
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (6EH85)
The crowd too... you can hear them worry, "Wait, does he mean us?" And then they warm up when they realize that he doesn't.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (6Ll1u)
I suppose Charlie Rose will collapse in tears as he recaps the address.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (ZO497)
Chris' tingle is wet,
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (Lat75)
Wasn't that Arfy's?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------
Annnnd, that's why I frequent this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (S2DjQ)
The plan on the 20th is to go to every site and say:
All Your Base Belong to Us.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM
~~~~~
His army. SOB. This bastard will never give us peace.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (HiDrR)
Where's Boo Radley and a pair of rusty scissors when you need him?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:17 PM (hjpzi)
no fucking kidding
Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 44 days at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (Lat75)
That's just the Olestra.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (GUBah)
Trump has these fucking loons spooked. This is nothing more than a call to arms.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)
Yep. #Resistance
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (ahx2/)
Oh shut up, you ascientific nincompoop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
"Bar's Open!"?
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (GUBah)
"Brace yourself, Bridget!"
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Krebs
-----------
Is he talking about magnets?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (ZO497)
I'm absolutely certain I would.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (n3MnG)
Tell us more about your muslim upbringing in Indonesia, Barry . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM (zu88C)
Proof there is friction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (9dH/
Is he talking about his typical white granny again?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: seriously at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (wpC7C)
>We can all agree on that.
Kinda goes without saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)
HEY! I'm Irish by marriage!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Krebs
-----------
Is he talking about magnets?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (ZO497)
He's going to do that cool trick when you rub a balloon on your head & make it stick to the wall. Science!
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (7qAYi)
Even weirder non-seq about McCain and Graham: Check
I've spotted the problem: We have an idiot.
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO CLOSE THE DAMN HATCH DOOR.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (Lat75)
This guy is fucking insane. Who does this?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:25 PM
~~~~~
It's a call to arms.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
You're right. Its time to stop mocking them for their ridiculously shitty season.
And being mocking them for their ridiculously shitty off-season.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (cAnNx)
How about you give us your rendition of the most beautiful sound you've ever heard?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (tHwdc)
*Shoves raw steak through USB*
Here.
For your eye.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)
Oh, and it's all about workplace violence, ya'll!
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (IgBFP)
Actually, Barry, it's the stuff they do immediately *after* shouting "Allah Akbar!" that I have a problem with...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:26 PM (IgBFP)
Just like the coming magical reappearance of the homeless problem and anti-war protests, suddenly dissent is now once again the highest form of patriotism.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)
Aluminum isn't magnetic. Did you all know that?
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (qJhUV)
It took you five episodes of Mythbusters to figure that out
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: eleven
-----------
The last cogent thought that all souless men have.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (ZO497)
Thought not.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (vLqXt)
This here official dossier with PUTIN in all caps says so.
I expect better of you, Jake Tapper.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (F0ZHr)
Thanks for holding my 'brolly!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:28 PM (BK3ZS)
Here.
For your eye.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:27 PM (hjpzi)
Mighty white of you, garrett!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (tHwdc)
This shithead is hallucinating. Or Satan Incarnate.
His split tongue just shot out and licked the back of his head.
I'm undecided.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (6EH85)
His army. SOB. This bastard will never give us peace.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:24 PM (HiDrR)
Relax.
For them to win, they have to come out of their ghetto shitholes eventually.
And when they do, we'll be waiting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (R13Sf)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (qJhUV)
"That's why we cannot withdraw from big global fights."
I'm telling you, it's a call to arms.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstain from Xattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (s5o+q)
>We can all agree on that.
Kinda goes without saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:20 PM (/tuJf)
HEY! I'm Irish by marriage!
What are you complaining about then? You obviously are f*cking the Irish...
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (sUP4M)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)
Bill, seeing as you're immune to ever following conversations here or learning a thing, instead insisting on the bringing of debunked "wisdom from on high", kindly fuck off.
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (GMI6R)
Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (Lat75)
My g-d! The man speaks at five lies per second! (LPS)
Posted by: Nick Danger,Third EyeJu at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (c1JKE)
Get thee to a Pentecostal church, dillhole.
Man, he's just so predictable and annoying.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (F0ZHr)
I'm telling you, it's a call to arms.
Posted by: IrishEi
==
That's fine. Because while you have been sucking your own cocks for 8 years?
We've been buying guns.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Big applause for mooslim americans!
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (6EH85)
And we know how well those groups go together
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (Oi5b2)
She is in compliance.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (qUNWi)
Boot the UN out on Saturday as the BLM womyns and bossy white womyns are having a go at each other in DC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (BK3ZS)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)
Agree. And it must be because he was so good at that part of the job. Why, just ask the soldiers and sailors!
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (6EH85)
Final point? Really?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (BK3ZS)
...says the guy who announced the timetable for exiting Iraq and Afghanistan, did nothing as ISIS grew in Syria, ignored the green revolution in Iran, let Russia roll into the Ukraine....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (ahx2/)
Oh fuck me, I'm pouring another drink. And I'm not even watching SCOAMF.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, 348 times at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:14 PM (orDky)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: JEF at January 10, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)
I apologize for insinuating that. He is free to take as much cock in his ass as he wants. It is the american way.
Posted by: Fletch at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (orDky)
Best applause line of the night, Obama supports Muslims.
And that's why you got Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
Why wouldn't you support your faith?
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (Lat75)
"Jimmy, time for your enema."
"Awww.. again?"
Posted by: Duncan McKochinar at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (l6azh)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (n3MnG)
I think they were cheering him being CIC, not the troops.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:30 PM (IgBFP)
Agree. And it must be because he was so good at that part of the job. Why, just ask the soldiers and sailors!
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Could be. Hard for me to track what TFG is saying. Like I said before, it's a remarkably incoherent speech.
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Constitutional scholar at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (sUP4M)
It's like a bukakae of leftist tropes and strawman arguments.
And dog whistles. Don't forget the dog whistles.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (9dH/
No, no. Burritos for dinner.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)
oh, he just said something about the influence of money in politics. Ask Jeb and Hillary what those big bucks did for them, dopey.
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (b7fwp)
Looks like cr@p.
The whole thing is kind of underproduced.
Obviously he couldn't even afford to get the columns out of storage.
/sad...
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (J5mC3)
Is the cock sucker in chief still slurping outloud?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:32 PM (voOPb)
Yep, currently almost 15 minutes over.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (cAnNx)
Well, he just pissed of the CBC with respect to drawing congressional district boundaries.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (89T5c)
It fits.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:33 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (nIGPZ)
Will he walk away to the sound of Frank singing "My Way"?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: flyover at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (SVz6E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (iMxBJ)
Yeah, thought so.
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (s5o+q)
TFG is a stealth Muslim Comminist who never should have been elected.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (J5mC3)
Can't call it a republic, can you? Gotta go with the demogogues' favorite, democracy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (fEofP)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (dkExz)
Will he come back for an encore? He thinks he's a rock star, so why not?
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:35 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (fEofP)
Posted by: nsirchov at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (ReHkX)
Thats what he intends to be
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (IRimx)
I've said before I can see the queen running a shadow government and calling press conferences to take Trump to task on things. And the MFM will gladly show up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: watch that gangly fucker fly at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (wpC7C)
What's that, like...a Green Jew?
Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2017 09:34 PM (hjpzi)
I saw Jealous Anxiety open up for Green Jew in '89 at the Spectrum. They kicked ass!
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Code Pink at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2017 09:36 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)
All thug tinpot dictators are like that.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (hjpzi)
And the "commentary" afterwards will be long.
/also, WTF is up with that yellow wall? Is this taking place in the ballroom at a Hyatt?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: goon at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (Iy6JT)
Man, he's just so predictable and annoying.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 09:31 PM (F0ZHr)
It's the same speech he's been giving for eight years
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (WTSFk)
Oh, yes, "organizers" make the bestest fixers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (zu88C)
And the "commentary" afterwards will be long.
/also, WTF is up with that yellow wall? Is this taking place in the ballroom at a Hyatt?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:37 PM (J5mC3)
Trump's Russian hookers pissed on it
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (7qAYi)
Sometimes you'll wipe out your entire party from power, with more losses to follow in 2018.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (n3MnG)
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I think you mean "January 21st."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (J5mC3)
Why is this news? Was he originally planning on a coup?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (s5o+q)
What a shitty public speaker.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)
RACIST!!
Posted by: NY Slime editors at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (iMxBJ)
The crowd too... you can hear them worry, "Wait, does he mean us?" And then they warm up when they realize that he doesn't
+++
He wants you too Malachi!
Posted by: Children of the Turnips at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (TY50/)
I think he refers to us as subjects in private.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (zu88C)
What a shitty public speaker.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2017 09:38 PM (fEofP)
I think he's an excellent pubic speaker.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: rrockbeast at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (cHFpI)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:39 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (b7fwp)
Is Aunt Esther Obama there or is he going to spend the rest of the night at Man's Country?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (xN9Un)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (89T5c)
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains
There's more than one answer to these questions
Pointing me in a crooked line
And the less I seek my source for some definitive
The closer I am to fine'
Whoa - Did it just get Squatchy in here?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: mellow at January 10, 2017 09:40 PM (1tsSa)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Virtue Signaler at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: John McCain at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (TY50/)
I I me Mooch!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rex B at January 10, 2017 09:41 PM (qcqx9)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: nsirchov at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (ReHkX)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Woodhouse at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)
And ugly but mostly ugly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (R13Sf)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:43 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (J5mC3)
Malaria and Shashay! Keep your choom use on the down low, chickas! I know whereof I speak!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: E.T. at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (s5o+q)
1. I could have been president.
2. I like paste.
3. That little girl over there is smokin'
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (cAnNx)
Our friends are having a big party for Inauguration Day.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IgBFP)
And her backside has one hell of a load of buttocks.
Symmetry. What can't it do?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (IRimx)
The EEObamas
Pulling down their pants and crapping on the only good thing that ever happened in their otherwise sorry-ass worthless lives.
Now pack your shit and get the fuck out, you shiftless, lazy, leeches.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (9dH/8)
I seem to recall Bill Clinton's speech on the tarmac on January 20th went on and on and on...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (NOIQH)
FUCKING AWESOME.
PS, go fuck yourself presnit mcfuckstick, don't let the country hit you in the ass on your way out.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (aMlLZ)
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hahahaha.
Really?
Please research Narcissistic Personaltiy Disorder.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (J5mC3)
Good luck finding jobs, staff rumpswabbers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (BK3ZS)
We're all standing for you Chuck.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:45 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Iran at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (iMxBJ)
oooh, is he leaving???
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (99wbR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (TY50/)
How do y'all red sea pedestrians keep up with this?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (34J9B)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (9dH/8)
I've got some big fireworks. Really big. KABOOM big.
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Clay Shaw at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM
~~~~~
Exactly.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (b7fwp)
For the last 8 years we've been told how smart Barry is and how beautiful Michelle is. Anyone dumb enough to still believe that deserves to be scalped for $5,000 a ticket
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: E.T. at January 10, 2017 09:44 PM (9n0dl)
Skinny dip and do the taste taste sampler tour at not only the Elmer's factory but also at the Super Glue, Gorilla Glue, and JB Weld factories. As a bonus perk, there was also the VIP paint chip platter at the Sherwin Williams store display.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: E.T.
He didn't swallow his tongue, so giant pat on the back for him.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (R13Sf)
Did they tell the media where the criers would be or did they just give everyone onions when they arrived?
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They all have mental illnesses. If they're not narcissists, they're histrionics.
End result: emotional basket cases who cry all the time for no real reason.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (J5mC3)
Giving a shoutout to Generation Special Snowflake.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (cAnNx)
-- Time's Nancy Gibbs in the November 17, 2008 post-election cover story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (39g3+)
Oh, believe me, we know. Sadly, we know.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)
Hillary is up 9% in Florida. It's going to be an early night
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (qcqx9)
-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951)
Intermission babe is hot drool?
Dream of punching Mike Millburry in the face?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (TY50/)
Well, he didn't cure cancer.
IIRC, Obama promised he would in almost every SOTU, and he put Biden in charge of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (89T5c)
This I believe: you've overstayed your welcome, you've overestimated your intelligence and it's time for you to STFU and GTFO.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)
DJT was the SoTU in a couple of weeks... Flame time
Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (s5o+q)
I'm gonna go to msnbc to see if maddow looks like she had an orgasm.
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 10, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951)
Great book
Movie isn't bad either
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (voOPb)
Now what do I do for 15 minutes?
Posted by: tu3031
I'm going to watch the lovely Kathryn Tappen talk hockey and imagine her nekid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (fCZiP)
"I felt, I felt, I feel, I was so emotional..."
Blah blah blah.
That's your problem right there, nitwits.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (6EH85)
Fuck. Can we get JJ to start a countdown?
Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)
He's biding his time. I expect a zinger or two.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (qUNWi)
-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."
The North Korean press is more objective
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (cAnNx)
Also, doesn't having family on stage now mean he's using them as props?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (NOIQH)
-- Editor-at-large David von Drehle in his cover story announcing Obama as Time's "Man of the Year," December 29, 2008 issue.
--note, this is before he was even in office. "gets things done"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mallfly from Cattleboro VT at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Jen Westin at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (gAn7d)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: #neverskankles
===
Black Lives Matter Youth Rally
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Evil Yoda at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (V3IFq)
Does that about sum it up? I didn't even have to watch it to know it...
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (IRimx)
Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (xN9Un)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
Yes, and their orgasms are faked.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (34J9B)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (0OG8D)
I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:47 PM (iztiu)
DJT was the SoTU in a couple of weeks... Flame time
Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (DpOmP)
Press conference tomorrow.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (39g3+)
1002 Younger daughter not there?
Also, doesn't having family on stage now mean he's using them as props?
Oh, he didn't have anyone else on stage except the Almighty I Me Mine
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (hjpzi)
I wonder who got "Chopped" on that food channel show . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:49 PM (s5o+q)
Travel channel has bizarre foods on. He's in Copenhagen and it's a good show. Lot's of "White Privilege " people.
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Lat75)
I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)
I had it on mute. Did not listen and occasionally glanced to see what the marquee had him saying.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)
This is a really shoddy production. I've been to small corporate gigs that have a higher attention to detail.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)
Does that about sum it up? I didn't even have to watch it to know it...
I'm watching...you nailed it.
Posted by: YatYas at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (xN9Un)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)
Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
Now that would be funny. He leaves and all his Hollywood sycophants that were gonna leave are forced to stay.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (qJhUV)
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Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.
Posted by: Useful Idiots at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)
CHICAGO IS OUT???
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)
Ummm, yes? Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: 2016 Olympics at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Trans AM at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)
They're just setting up the "look how much he aged from the stresses of being the Golfer in Chief due to all those racisty racists racisting against Teh Lightworker" stories.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)
Reggie may have added the salt
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (auHtY)
Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.
How many times did the JEF say I?
Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)
---
He didn't pay for her in advance and the rental agency wouldn't take his credit card?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (Ndje9)
CHICAGO IS OUT???
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (s5o+q)
Ummm, yes? Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: 2016 Olympics at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Ryan Lochte at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
It felt like 4.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)
1030 It was better in the original German.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)
Original Austrian. Guy's a regular Goethe in it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (zu88C)
He's got a great speaking voice, and he does a good job making speeches, if he's being fed them on the teleprompter. It just gets old in a hurry because he uses exactly the same cadence, tone, motions, pauses, everything. Its like a program he runs, its mechanical. There's no passion there because he's a psychopath; the man knows no real human emotion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (cAnNx)
The Austrian translation was even better!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (wCEn4)
Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.
How many times did the JEF say I?
Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)
Same bullshit he usually says.
There's your synopsis.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)
Wasn't she standing next to him?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (aMlLZ)
He swings the golf club like a sissy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (IgBFP)
----------------
Rehab?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)
Maybe now that he's leaving office they have no more use for her, because really, do YOU believe he actually fathered two children?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (JjOOy)
Is THAT what that little thing was?
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Clay Shaw at January 10, 2017 09:46 PM (DpOmP)
++++
I don't think we need to give Booker any encouragement.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (R+30W)
He's got a great speaking voice, and he does a good job making speeches, if he's being fed them on the teleprompter
--
So what you're saying is that he's great at reading out loud.
Not such an achievement.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (34J9B)
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Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.
It didn't. It starred Dustin Hoffman.
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (qUNWi)
Curses, foiled again!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: filbert at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (s5o+q)
So it's, "No play for Mr. Gray!"
Nah. Not really. I like to tease.
Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (qJhUV)
I swear, in 8 years, I've heard, if you string it all together... maybe 5 minutes of his pissy little voice.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)
Right there with you. When I hear that stammering, petulant voice I can't reach the mute button fast enough.
And I'm gonna say what I've been thinking for 8 years, but was far too classy and shit... Michelle Obama reminds me of Alice the Goon, but less charming...
and scarier.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (ZDq2T)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
Will the real Bill Wynn please stand up and then jump out of the nearest window
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:56 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U)
I just read that at Instapundit.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (U0lQa)
Late to the thread. Anyone got a nice synopsis?
Just couldn't listen. I survived Streep's idiocy cause Jules always wants to watch to see what movies might worth seeing.
How many times did the JEF say I?
Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (o/90i)
Where all watching Pallion naked women
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (Lat75)
But while he may talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, he is going to disappear like a wisp of smoke. No one cares about the previous guy, people barely care about him now... and to make matters worse, Trump is like heavy metal fireworks going off at 3am.
Hope he enjoys his last minutes in the limelight (actually I don't). America is way past over him. Jimmy Carter will be remembered more fondly.
Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (EdXI9)
I hope it's true if only to see the egg on everyone's faces.
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: Pierce Morgan at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM (qcqx9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyw9ua4
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)
No, he really really doesn't. He rings the letter "S."
It sounds amateurish and hoosier.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: union organizers at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
It felt like 4.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)
It was only supposed to be 25 minutes.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (BK3ZS)
A Barkyskull.
Likey.
Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
Of course you do. It's mine.
Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (EdXI9)
Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)
Because he's going away. Every condescending trope, every superior nose-lifting sneer, it's all going away, and I wanted to wallow in that. I wanted to experience fully just what we are losing, and it was glorious.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
Yeah Yeah Yeah and Hillary won the popular vote.
Who gives a shit.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (R13Sf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (n3MnG)
Not adopted just different fathered.
Posted by: Paulo at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (W6Ch1)
'Mission (nearly) Accomplished '.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 09:59 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
Now there's a bet I'd happily take the other side of.
When you're at war with the failed media, you need a megaphone of your own.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: buzzion
The way Hollywood/MSM are going insane about Trump, its certainly has the Jonestown creepiness.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2017 10:00 PM (fCZiP)
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Oddly, I had forgotten that it starred Steve McQueen.
It didn't. It starred Dustin Hoffman.
No, you both are wrong, it was Brian Dennehy. He slimmed down a little for the role, hence the confusion.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (sUP4M)
agreed. barky is going to be background, training cadres
Trump is all glitz all money. moths to flames and all that
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (U0lQa)
No. No he does not have great speaking voice. One with a good speaking voice does not invite face-punching to one's face. He is a terrible speaker. On or off prompter.
Jeepers, never understood that notion.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (ZDq2T)
Let's go easy on the mentally ill ones, this is difficult for them
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (oAY8z)
Yahoo's political "analysts" have a running commentary on the speech. The North Korean press just called and told them to dial it down a bit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)
calling cosmic bullshit.
We just saw what we really must fear.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Reggie at January 10, 2017 10:01 PM (TY50/)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (U0lQa)
Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
You're right there champ. Hillary is going to have an easy win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)
Because he's going away. Every condescending trope, every superior nose-lifting sneer, it's all going away, and I wanted to wallow in that. I wanted to experience fully just what we are losing, and it was glorious.
Posted by: Splunge at January 10, 2017 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)
Well alright. I don't get it, but fine.
Like people who go to witness executions. Fine, somebody has to, but for me, I just want it over and done. Tell me when the body is burned or in the ground or whatever, and good riddance.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (Pz4pT)
well
we survived another one, campers
damn but that nearly did us in
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 09:57 PM
WLNSSEODY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 10, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 09:54 PM (q177U) fnord (q177U)
The problem with habitual trolls is trust, but it would fit their pattern of behavior.
They have posts back around the beginning of Nov about a fake story about Trump, specifically with a path from R. Wilson to the CIA.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (wB8Tg)
Let's go easy on the mentally ill ones, this is difficult for them
+++
no fuck that
double down.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
___
And I hear Hillary is up 4 in Ohio too....
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (TY50/)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28film%29
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:03 PM (R+30W)
Trump's tweeting isn't going to help him. According to polls people want Trump to quit tweeting after he's president by 2:1.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
And it was so gauche of FDR to use that newfangled radio thing instead of writing letters to the editor.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (U0lQa)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_%28film%29
Yes ...but that guy Hoffman...he was really the star.
amirite????
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.
It's the proper thing to say, yeah, he should stop that, but they really love it, knowing he's going to keep the shit stirred.
Hell, they say the GOPe pussies are scared to death of his Twitter account. He might be mean to them if they make him mad.
And I love it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (ZDq2T)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (+DKDC)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2017 09:53 PM (PHZgl)
***********************************
LOL still citing polls to tell Trump how he's "doing it wrong."
Go home, Bill, you're drunk.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at January 10, 2017 10:06 PM (+51lA)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2017 10:06 PM (P/kVC)
I can't wait to see the popularity polls on him!
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (qUNWi)
Yes ...but that guy Hoffman...he was really the star.
amirite????
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman
------------------
Not really.
Posted by: The Butterfly at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
amirite????
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
++++
Heh. Let's see. McQueen played the title character... Who did you play again? Without looking it up!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (R+30W)
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.
What was that, Meryl, about the arts???
Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (hjpzi)
McQueen was paid $2 million for his services in the film along with
the contractual stipulation that he receive first billing over Dustin
Hoffmann
Yeah, I read that. Damn movie is just too long
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (34J9B)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:08 PM (Lat75)
LeJou. Le....something. Yeah...LeJou.
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at January 10, 2017 10:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:09 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG)
Meryl might be able to take you, these days.
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 10:10 PM (qJhUV)
Awww...
I just heard a little Ewok heart break.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Nonamenic at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (FmNHR)
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:12 PM (lZco9)
Alternately the reason that Obama had so many followers is because of all the dummy and bot accounts that were following him. All of a sudden these accounts will become very important in making sure people know how many phony twitter accounts are following the POTUS twitter account.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (cAnNx)
People want Trump to stop tweeting in the same way I'm sure they say they don't watch porn, wrastlin', other low brow entertainment.
What was that, Meryl, about the arts???
Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 10, 2017 10:07 PM (n3MnG
Bitch, you got knocked the Fuck out.
Posted by: Pepe at January 10, 2017 10:13 PM (iztiu)
The wedding ceremony itself won't be much, but the reception will be great!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)
There's your synopsis.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 09:55
TY buzzion, I figured I wasn't missing much. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (o/90i)
Now, that would've been a great movie!
That original plan fell apart when neither star would relinquish top billing.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 10:16 PM (W6Ch1)
Awww...
I just heard a little Ewok heart break.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 10:11 PM (hjpzi)
If you're up before noon you're not missing anything on ace's.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:17 PM
How do we know that Ace isn't up the crack of dawn every morning, doing zen meditation, squats, and in general centering and preparing himself for another day at the HQ?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 10:20 PM (DMUuz)
Then good for him. But he's not tweeting about it.
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 10:22 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 10:24 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 10:25 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Jonathan G at January 10, 2017 10:26 PM (jT9wB)
Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2017 10:34 PM (lZco9)
of the characters was called Louis Engraver. I think he had been
arrested for counterfeiting.
Can I have a tattoo like that?
Can I have a girl like that?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:36 PM (lJXY3)
sorry, couldn't. I had not been out in a while and had dinner plans.
besides, I've liveblogged Obama before. It's impossible. Everyone gets bored of his act within five minutes and starts talking about other things.
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2017 10:37 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:44 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: currently at January 10, 2017 10:46 PM (7A95L)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2017 10:50 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 10:59 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: SGR at January 10, 2017 11:18 PM (o/yxX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 11, 2017 12:03 AM (fq4ih)
-- Time's Joe Klein, October 23, 2006 cover story, "Why Barack Obama Could Be the Next President."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
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Yes, but that's before they found out just how racist everybody who opposes him is. See, they didn't overestimate Obama's ability, they under estimated the racism of America.
Posted by: The Narrative at January 11, 2017 09:36 AM (2mC6G)
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