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This Monkey Thinks He's a Cowboy!!!!

At least, that's what you can tell your kids.

Below, an interpretation of the Buzzfeed/CNN folies a deux.



By the way -- what's with calling trans-species sex "unusual"? Very cisspeciesnormative, isn't it?

Video of the deerf**king monkey here, with French narration to add to The Sexy.

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM




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1 Still won't subside

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (J+eG2)

2 This is CNN.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (iT57s)

3 I am not a doe!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (X4ZNp)

4 Don't you guys call them names because of their choices. They are simply 'woke' animals.

Posted by: Kevin at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (XqoIq)

5 I hate fucking monkeys!

Posted by: The Deer at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (NF2Bf)

6 Is that a Dik Dik Pic?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (BhaFh)

7 Oh dear!


No. No deer. Asshole to high. Run to fast.

Posted by: Just the Punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (qpKia)

8 We will finally have an alpha male for POTUS.

Posted by: Jmel at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (oBwL2)

9 So Juan McCain was the douche that passed the fifteen pages of bs to the FBI?

Who else did he pass it too?

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (iT57s)

10 Awesome pic from the press conference!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (NF2Bf)

11 'I wish I could find reverse on this thing!'

Posted by: ...and the monkey says at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (BhaFh)

12 Doe is clearly being raped.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)

13 it has horns, it's a male deer

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (c6/9Q)

14 Fucking perv...

Posted by: Couchfucker at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

15 I sense a new meme.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (ZO497)

16 This is where Pokémon come from.

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (2Tbth)

17 You're just an old prude if you don't think that monkey-deer sex is beautiful and natural.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

18 Maybe the monkey identifies as a buck.

Oh and Fen, I was just teasing you in the prior thread about a prior subject that had been discussed.

Nap time.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

19 5
I hate fucking monkeys!

Posted by: The Deer at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (NF2Bf)

Be glad all you have to worry about are monkeys

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (lEhiV)

20 Men.

Next question?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (C9pBZ)

21 Okay, monkey. Now tell her that her sister is way better...

and hold on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (RwwCT)

22 This is AFP.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (TppKb)

23
By the way -- what's with calling trans-species sex "unusual"?










In before The Chicken......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz8)

24 So, Curious George?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)

25 As Vanderleun keeps asking: "Japan - nuked too much or not enough?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

26 Alternate caption:

The Horde discussing, well, anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (mf5HN)

27 I think "Monkey fucking a deer" will be handy to describe a miltitude of things over the next four years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (dnWSK)

28 I am disappointed in you all.

I guess I have to do it myself.

IN MANY WAYS, THIS IS THE STORY OF OBAMA.

(and Bill Wynn)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (F0ZHr)

29
I hate fucking monkeys!

Posted by: The Deer



You have no ideer how much I agree with you.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (q+0Je)

30 Trump fucks CNN, like the Boss.



Who's your daddy, bitch?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (lEhiV)

31 So the Chicken gets a break for once. Nice.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

32 Seeeee!!!

This is how it starts!!!!!

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (qf6WZ)

33 That interpretation of the Buzzfeed/CNN debacle is an insult to deer-raping monkeys everywhere.

Posted by: President Obama at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (TJCSB)

34 It's a fuck toy AND a means of transportation!

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (TppKb)

35 That's not art!

Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

36 This is from nation that fantasizes about tentacle pron?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2)

37 Who else did he pass it too?"

Well, after we got into Hillary's server...

Posted by: Upper and Lower Slobbivia at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (C9pBZ)

38 I like it doe style.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

39 In before The Chicken......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz

See #20.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

40 ...and the doe you rode in on!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

41 10 Awesome pic from the press conference!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (NF2Bf)

And we have an early candidate for thread winner.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

42 In before The Chicken......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz

Nope. See #20

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (lEhiV)

43 >> Trump fucks CNN, like the Boss.

So you're calling Trump a Japanese monkey?



Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (TppKb)

44 >>it has horns, it's a male deer


Not always a gamecahnger, for some monkeys and all ducks.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (BhaFh)

45 Rode hard and put away, deer!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

46 oh and I'm the perv????

Posted by: couch fucker at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (V3IFq)

47 12 Doe is clearly being raped.
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)

Only if she didn't sign a consent form.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (8hICw)

48 Better than trying to fuck a football.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)

49 I can do that. Better than the fucking monkey too.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (X4ZNp)

50 This thread is starting to feel a bit too rapey. Can we tone down the rape culture a bit.

Also- it was it rape-rape?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (dnWSK)

51 Funny, that looks like a deer, not a football.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (7N6ox)

52 Does anyone else have a boner that won't go down after watching that press conference, aka bitch slapping?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (lEhiV)

53 The monkey self-identifies as a buck.

Who are we to judge?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (ZM2xo)

54 Hey! This My Pillow has legs!

Posted by: monkey at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (HgMAr)

55 He's not actually fucking the deer, he's just making humping motions.

What's probably happening, in reality, is that the monkey is NOT the alpha male in the troop, and thus is denied mating access to the females, as the alpha males drives him away when he tries. So, in frustration, he just humps the first thing he sees.

Sure, he'd rather have a female monkey in heat, but hey, a deer will do in a pinch.

It's a famous thing that male monkeys and apes sometimes get horny in captivity -- chimps in zoos sometimes masturbate, because there are no females in their pen. Sad. But it happens in the wild too.

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (jBuUi)

56 Rode hard and put away, deer!


Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

Wish someone could say that about me!!!

Maybe it's not nap time yet.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

57 So- a homo monkey at that ?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (BP2E4)

58 Monkey: "Who's up for a little cultural enrichment? What the heck, it's New Years!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

59 and I'm the perv"

At least there's no white ottoman...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (C9pBZ)

60 *deletes browser history*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (VdICR)

61 Oh great. Someone just ruined Mountain Dew's newest Super Bowl commercial.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (cAnNx)

62 There's an Obama metaphor in their somewhere, I just can't seem to pull it out.

Posted by: V the K at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

63 Isn't this, in essence, also the Story of Obama ?

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (8mYHH)

64 I, for one, welcome our deer-raping overlords.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (F0ZHr)

65 51 This thread is starting to feel a bit too rapey. Can we tone down the rape culture a bit.

Also- it was it rape-rape?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (dnWSK)

"Too Rapey?"

~ Bear from the Revenant

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (8hICw)

66 Doe: "Can't get this d@mn monkey off my back.....side."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

67 Went to the Fresno Zoo last year with my Lady...

And two Giant Turtles were going at it.... with the male grunting... slowly....

Two young Mothers were there with kids... Mom was trying to explain they were play fighting, and 'that was his fighting noise'...

Been an inside joke with me and the Lady ever since...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)

68 >> I can do that. Better than the fucking monkey too.

I'm gaping for you, Vlad.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (TppKb)

69 So, deer fucking isn't allowed anymore?

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (Zs4uk)

70 That's right, bitch! Take it all!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)

71 Clearly that's Trump going to town on Acosta

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (2x9LM)

72 Assange is saying that Obama is having public records destryed before he leaves.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)

73
why didn't Ace post this video with this post?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k


Bloodhound Gang -- The Touch

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (q+0Je)

74 Nice form. The Russian judge gives 8 out of 10.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (jAZR9)

75 In before Grump928 and the Scorpion!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

76 But it happens in the wild too"

So that explains the San Fran street fair thing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (C9pBZ)

77 >> Isn't this, in essence, also the Story of Obama ?

Monkey = The World
Deer = Obama

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (TppKb)

78 The Monkey?


Obviously an Arab Mohammedan monkey. Thought the deer was a goat.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (lEhiV)

79 Wait- that's just a metaphor, right? He's trying to get the monkey off His, er, back?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (BP2E4)

80 72 Assange is saying that Obama is having public records destryed before he leaves.




Wouldn't doubt it in the least.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (qpKia)

81 Monkeys are fucking deer now: here is why that's good news

Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)

82 In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

83
You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (q+0Je)

84 You guys are killing it. I need sedation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (F0ZHr)

85 Where is James Earl Jones. Go Fund Me 10 million for him saying, "THIS IS FAKE NEWS".

Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (5wSNN)

86 >> So that explains the San Fran street fair thing?

Deer ain't got assless chaps.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)

87 AMISH MONKEY ATTACKS BAMBI

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (q177U)

88 I found this surprisingly easy to fap to.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj)

89 BREAKING NEWS : ESPN reporting "urine is sterile" so germaphobe excuse doesn't hold water.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TJCSB)

90 The Monkey's name is "Sailor", as in "just got back from a long cruise, Sailor?"

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (X4ZNp)

91 F'n Jap monkeys!

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (C8aCP)

92 It's a famous thing that male monkeys and apes sometimes get horny in captivity -- chimps in zoos sometimes masturbate, because there are no females in their pen. Sad. But it happens in the wild too.
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (jBuUi)

Proof positive that Men are descended from Apes?

Is that where yer going???

/smile...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)

93 >> Obviously an Arab Mohammedan monkey. Thought
>> the deer was a goat.

Or a German fourteen-year-old.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)

94 Is that all you got, Bobo?

Posted by: the deer at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (HgMAr)

95 When Buzzfeed sees that they'll try to make a monkey out of Trump.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (PHZgl)

96 What's probably happening, in reality, is that the monkey is NOT the
alpha male in the troop, and thus is denied mating access to the
females, as the alpha males drives him away when he tries. So, in
frustration, he just humps the first thing he sees.
.
---

Yes. THIS.

/thank you for understanding.

Posted by: Muslim Men in Europe at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (J5mC3)

97 In a pinch, monkey grabs doe after running out of pudding!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

98 81
Monkeys are fucking deer now: here is why that's good news

Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)

Five reasons Monkeys fuck deer!

Posted by: Heavy at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (lEhiV)

99 Monkeys are fucking deer now: here is why that's good news

Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)

Interracial relationships are cool these days, aren't they?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

100 I never liked my "Bambi" nickname very much.

Posted by: SCOAMF, the Emperor formerly known as Bambi at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (X4ZNp)

101 here we have footage, obtained by british secret service agent, filmed at a moscow hotel room....

Posted by: this is CNN at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (c6/9Q)

102 What this thread really needs to tie it together is some dolphins.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)

103 @55

zombie - if you have to explain the joke, its not funny.

Now the fantastic ace post that got put up here at the just slightly past noonish is ruined.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)

104 >> chimps in zoos sometimes masturbate, because
>> there are no females in their pen.

You know, there's probably a startup in that somewhere. Animal-satisfaction porn video for zoos and other enclosures.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (TppKb)

105 This seems apropos.

https://youtu.be/CHb2XYeXcJI

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (IgBFP)

106 Ace does not disappoint...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (sh70B)

107 He's just trying to help Japan get back above replacement rate.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

108
FAKE SEX!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (ODxAs)

109 So is this an Afghan monkey? What with its predilection to livestock?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (sh70B)

110 Phone rings ...

Another "Windows help support" call. Good grief. Instead of the usual dweebs, why can't the bastards at least hire cute Korean girls to scam me?

Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (JBggj)

111 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)

112 #DoeConsentNow

Posted by: Feminists at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)

113 53 Does anyone else have a boner that won't go down after watching that press conference, aka bitch slapping?
Posted by: nonamenic


But didn't you read The Constitution?

it says very clearly:

"Article XVII: The Asshole Clause.
No man shall be allowed to assume the presidency if in the judgment of the People he is an Asshole, or if he acts so much like that asshole that he is indistinguishable from one, even if he is not an asshole.

Article XVII: The Golden Shower Clause.
No man shall be allowed to assume the presidency if it is demonstrated that he enjoys le pissoir de sexe, that is, showering in urine or other unsavory bodily excretions while engaged in the process of copulation."

Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (jBuUi)

114 102 What this thread really needs to tie it together is some dolphins.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)

But then you'd have to get the monkey and the deer in the water...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

115 I don't recognize this Gundam....

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)

116 >> What's probably happening, in reality, is that the
>> monkey is NOT the alpha male in the troop, and
>> thus is denied mating access to the females

So in other words the MONKEY is Obama?

Oh, wait, rayciss.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)

117 Went to the Fresno Zoo last year with my Lady...

And two Giant Turtles were going at it.... with the male grunting... slowly....

Two young Mothers were there with kids... Mom was trying to explain they were play fighting, and 'that was his fighting noise'...

Been an inside joke with me and the Lady ever since...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)

Took my kids to the Detroit Zoo when they were little and a couple of rhinos were trying to get it on.

Fuckers are HUNG. I was impressed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

118
Do you know why Ryan and McConnell want to delay replacing obamacare?

Because they want to pass a Bipartisan replacement and that will take, literally, forever to create and agree on.

The Republicans CAN replace obamacare with a straight-line party vote just like the Democrats did -- but Ryan and McConnell are SCARED SHIT of doing that.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (q+0Je)

119 Serous question. How does CNN regain any respect after Trump bitch slapped them in front of all their buddies?



Double down on the Trump hate, or suck up?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (lEhiV)

120 #CheckYourPrimatePrivilege

Posted by: Feminists at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)

121 13 it has horns, it's a male deer
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (c6/9Q)
-------------
That's a Sika doe: they have bumps where the stag has antlers.

Posted by: Lurker 'Ette at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (adsVM)

122 You know what this means? This means the new album will now be delayed even longer.
Damn you, horny monkey!

Posted by: Bono and The Edge and the other two guys at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (qJhUV)

123 Where is James Earl Jones. Go Fund Me 10 million for him saying, "THIS IS FAKE NEWS".

This is the reason Andrew Breitbart used to read us.

And throttle back, guys. I'm thisclose to puking from laughing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (F0ZHr)

124 Fuckers are HUNG. I was impressed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

Yeah, they got nothing on me

Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (lEhiV)

125 *deletes browser history*
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Where's the Medi-alert bracelet when you really need it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (V3IFq)

126 >> chimps in zoos sometimes masturbate, because
>> there are no females in their pen.

So in other words, a typical guy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

127 here, we have obtained a secret detailed dossier on this monkey encounter, and though we cannot find any corroborative material, or witnesses, or facts of any sort, we are confident in its veracity...

Posted by: this is CNN at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (c6/9Q)

128 That's a male deer.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)

129 Basically, the monkey jerked-off on the back of the deer.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (TbtkA)

130 The Monkey?


Obviously an Arab Mohammedan monkey. Thought the deer was a goat.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (lEhiV)

LOL, same thought, I see.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (sh70B)

131 111 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)
=========================

Don't get him started on Mothers or his favorite, apple pie.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (X4ZNp)

132 119 Serous question. How does CNN regain any respect after Trump bitch slapped them in front of all their buddies?



Double down on the Trump hate, or suck up?




Seppaku.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (qpKia)

133 128 That's a male deer.
Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)

It identifies as a female monkey.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

134 128
That's a male deer.

Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)

So, the monkey is a fag?

Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (lEhiV)

135 Muz monkey

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (Om16U)

136 Monkey: "If she didn't want it she shouldn't have flaunted her fluffy white tail!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

137 Don't see the big deal. I've seen dogs try to fuck anything that moves and some things that don't move.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (dkHoZ)

138 You've been...Monkeyfucked!

Posted by: AC/DC at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (NF2Bf)

139 *insert water's cold and deep joke here*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (C9pBZ)

140 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.

How is he on the whole murder thing?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (F0ZHr)

141 That's a Sika doe: they have bumps where the stag has antlers.
===============

That's not a Sika doe! That's a Seka doe!

Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (JBggj)

142 Where is James Earl Jones. Go Fund Me 10 million for him saying, "THIS IS FAKE NEWS".

"You must avenge my death, Simba"
"I am your father"
"This is CNN"

~ Simpsons did it (Bleeding Gums Murphy Episode)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (8hICw)

143 Think the libs are regretting pushing the term 'fake news' now.

Love this 'winning' feeling.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM)

144 124 Fuckers are HUNG. I was impressed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

Yeah, they got nothing on me
Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (lEhiV)

Gee.... and all the Ladies talk about is my tongue...

Posted by: The Giraffe... at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (qf6WZ)

145 >> Fuckers are HUNG. I was impressed.

If you looked like a rhino, you've got to have SOMETHING going for you.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (TppKb)

146 As I understand the Trump plan to re-institute slavery, overseers would not be allowed to randomly beat slaves in the field without just cause.

Apparently Booker doesn't believe Sessions will uphold these regulations.

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (Zs4uk)

147 I think this may be one of the sign of the end times.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (+wjl1)

148 So in about 200 days there will a bunch of Doerillas running around?

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (HgMAr)

149 131
111 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.



Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)

Is he the ghey?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (lEhiV)

150 We should get the monkey a second doe, a case of beer, and a baby pool filled with Jello. See what happens.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (X4ZNp)

151 So, the monkey is a fag?"

A brit cigarette?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (C9pBZ)

152 I don't recognize this Gundam....
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)



I'm choking to death over here.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (mf5HN)

153 Doe a deer,
A female deer,

:::squirt:::

Posted by: Grape Ape at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (1JnAL)

154 >> As I understand the Trump plan to re-institute
>> slavery, overseers would not be allowed to
>> randomly beat slaves in the field without just cause.

This ridiculous Federal regulatory overreach has to end.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (TppKb)

155
39 In before The Chicken......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz

See #20.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (Jcg9Q)







Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz8)

156 >>So, the monkey is a fag?"


No, he just talks that way because his sh#t's all retarded.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

157 So is 'monkey fucker' about to be a new insult or new compliment?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (sh70B)

158 143 Think the libs are regretting pushing the term 'fake news' now.

Love this 'winning' feeling.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM)

/starts to sing...

You've got, that winning feeling....
woo oh that Winning feeling...
You've got that winning feeling
Now she's gone.... gone... gone.... wooo..oh...oh...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (qf6WZ)

159 Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz

It's OK, we still on for tonight?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (lEhiV)

160 Get a monkey to fuck a deer using this one weird trick!

Posted by: Don't Ever Click on Links That Say Shit Like This at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (qJhUV)

161 >> Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out.
>> was a little slow on hitting enter.

Gotta move fast if you want a piece of me.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (TppKb)

162 Corey Booker will not be put back in chains...or a dress...or in heels and handcuffs ever again !

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (c6/9Q)

163 doe, a case of beer, and a baby pool filled with Jello"

Throw in a smoker and that's a good weekend...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (C9pBZ)

164
Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz

But the monkey wasn't.....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (qf6WZ)

165
When's the last time a Democrat freed a slave?
Seriously, when?

A report says there are 30 million slaves, in various capacities (and definitions), living in the world today in 162 countries.

Has Cory Booker or any other Democrat ever liberated a single slave or even tried to??

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (q+0Je)

166 So is 'monkey fucker' about to be a new insult or new compliment?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (sh70B)



This is the Horde. Healing power of and.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (mf5HN)

167 136 Monkey: "If she didn't want it she shouldn't have flaunted her fluffy white tail!"
=========================

Are we reduced to slut-shaming Sika does now?

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (X4ZNp)

168 Jake Tapper : beclowned

John McCain: beclowned

Rick Wilson : clown fart

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (U+nHb)

169 This thread is terrible; its making me laugh and I'm at work and can't tell people why I'm laughing.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (a0IVu)

170
I don't think my squeekhole can take another dinner roll.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (LuZz8)

171 >> It's OK, we still on for tonight?

Is this a Two Chicks, One Dick night?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)

172 Wait - this isn't the last train to Clarksville?

Posted by: The Monkee at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)

173 I'm choking to death over here.
==============

On the last donut? Wait! There's icing sticking to the box! Hurry!

Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (JBggj)

174

...annnnd you guys are still talking about the monkey

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (q+0Je)

175 Do we need any further proof of climate change?

Posted by: Al Gore (sweating) at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (F0ZHr)

176 >> On the last donut? Wait! There's icing sticking to the
>> box! Hurry!

Only choke to death on Tim Horton's, so you can get Canadian healthcare.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (TppKb)

177 Democrat ever liberated a single slave "

Nah. A rifle is to libs is as garlic is to a vampire

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (C9pBZ)

178 Last time I saw Democrats this pissed off was when Lincoln freed the slaves.

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (tewYv)

179 OT, but the picture of McVain on the front page is a beauty.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)

180 Alright.

Pork shoulder on the cooktop...
low and slow.

Should be ready by the time Ace gets his second post up.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (BhaFh)

181 162 Corey Booker will not be put back in chains...or a dress...or in heels and handcuffs ever again !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (c6/9Q)

Damn, I was going to surprise him on Saturday night.

Posted by: T-Bone at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

182

btw, is Ace trying to tell us that Trump's press conference was like a monkey trying to mount and penetrate a deer in Japan? If so, I concur.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (q+0Je)

183 159 Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz

It's OK, we still on for tonight?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (lEhiV)


I wasn't slow on the enter.

Posted by: Bi-Curious George at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (1JnAL)

184 Is this a Two Chicks, One Dick night?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)

AGAIN?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (lEhiV)

185 Is this a Two Chicks, One Dick night?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)

Well I can verify ITC is a dude.

You two, however, I'll just take your word for it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

186 >> Last time I saw Democrats this pissed off was when
>> Lincoln freed the slaves.

Took that long to get to a threadwinner.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)

187 FB messenger lets you post trending gifs in messages you send friends.

Every other gif yesterday was TFG at his farewell press conference or on stage with his fam.

I've decided that this posts's subject matter is a perfect representation of the people that would gleefully post those gifs.

Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (hvf9s)

188 Someone mentioned Andrew Breitbart. I suspect he would find our current state of affairs extremely amusing.

I've never missed a person whom I've never met more than him.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)

189 179 OT, but the picture of McVain on the front page is a beauty.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)
========================

He kinda looks like he has a monkey on his back.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (X4ZNp)

190 I think Mr. Trump should try to form friendlier relationships with our friends the press like I do. This helped me during my presidential run in 2008.

Posted by: John McCain at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (OD2ni)

191 Speaking of Goat fuckers...



http://tinyurl.com/h5l5j4w

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (J+eG2)

192 Some Uncle Tom at the Sessions hearing praising Jeff.

SELL OUT!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (2x9LM)

193 >> You two, however, I'll just take your word for it.

Chicken sexing is an art form.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)

194 Should be ready by the time Ace gets his second post up.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (BhaFh)

Thursday lunch?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (lEhiV)

195 Go Trump!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (PHcLa)

196 Ugh....Lewis up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (2x9LM)

197 Monkey: "Faster! Faster!"

Doe: "What is that, a mosquito?"

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (HgMAr)

198 Chicken sexing is an art form.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)


Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)

199 OT, but the picture of McVain on the front page is a beauty.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)
========================

He kinda looks like he has a monkey on his back.
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (X4ZNp)

Or in his butthole, the monkey fucker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (sh70B)

200 Monkey:

Really, it was performance art. I was trying to depict a metaphor of John McCain to America.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (TOk1P)

201 'Return to the dark path'

Oh brother

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (2x9LM)

202 Ok, we're now waaaaay past dogs and cats living together...

Posted by: Dr. Venkman at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (NOIQH)

203 >>Ugh....Lewis up.

Why does he always sound like he's got a ballsack in his mouth?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)

204 Oh come ON! I deserved this post waaay more than Weepy Wednesday!

Posted by: Rapey Tuesday at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (NF2Bf)

205 >> Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as
>> fun as it sounds.

Oh god, there's a song that belongs here, but I can't remember the name to link a video...

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)

206 You know McLame really really hates Trump. I guess that POW comment Trump made was not very smart.



I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)

207 And you all wonder what it's like when you are hooked on smack.

Posted by: Bambi at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (1JnAL)

208 Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)

Neither is helping with the harvest of lamb fries. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

209 >> Why does he always sound like he's got a ballsack
>> in his mouth?

You are assuming he doesn't?

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (TppKb)

210 When exactly did we start living in a South Park episode?

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (s5o+q)

211 Kiss my ass Booker.

Was Holder a uniter?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (2x9LM)

212 97% of Scientists agree that this is due to Climate Change.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (LMcFk)

213 143 Think the libs are regretting pushing the term 'fake news' now.

Love this 'winning' feeling.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM


Probably. Remember they're already trying to stop using it.

They had become so numb to us just calling them liars, that they forgot we were doing it. Then they went and created a meme for us to co-opt to call attention to their continued lies.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (cAnNx)

214 Trump put Sheri Dillon, Tax Attorney in front of reporters on CSPAN. Funny, no video of journalists scribbling furiously. I hope their lattes don't get cold.


Aaaaaand they cut away at 10:33 am.

Go Trump!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (PHcLa)

215 You haven't lived 'til you've barebacked a Yak, kid.

Posted by: Baboon at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (BhaFh)

216 One day there'll be an article in Salon called 'Zoophiles: A Plea for Understanding and Tolerance", and this will be cited as evidence that it is 'natural'.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (+wjl1)

217 Why does he always sound like he's got a ballsack in his mouth?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)

He spent too much time in GA prisons?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (lEhiV)

218 This whole inter-species sex thing is gross.

Posted by: Achmed the goat fucker at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (I8rcI)

219 You know McLame really really hates Trump. I guess that POW comment Trump made was not very smart.



I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.


Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)

Fuck that piece of shit McStain.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

220 "Why does he always sound like he's got a ballsack in his mouth?"

Maybe because he has a ballsack in his mouth?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (J+eG2)

221 Now she's baaaaack!

Go Trump!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (PHcLa)

222 210 When exactly did we start living in a South Park episode?
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (s5o+q)

Almost exactly 8 years ago.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)

223
Believing we NEED the RINO's for anything is exactly the wrong type of thinking that got us into this mess.



Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (q+0Je)

224 >> I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's
>> vote.

Actually, what we need is an injury that, while not fatal, disables him long enough to turf him out of his seat.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (TppKb)

225 Ugh....Lewis up.

English. He does speak it, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV)

226 Hey John Lewis, What about Chicago?

Posted by: fallen leaf at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (Queum)

227 Seriously, McCain was released from captivity almost 44 years ago.

Sympathy for him = Officially All Used Up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (TOk1P)

228 Probably. Remember they're already trying to stop using it.




They'll get to stop using it when Trump tells them they can.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (qpKia)

229 206 You know McLame really really hates Trump. I guess that POW comment Trump made was not very smart.



I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.


Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)



Its funny that you think that without Trump's comment that McCain wouldn't be constantly stabbing a Republican president in the back.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (cAnNx)

230 ....and this is the story of Obummer's America..........

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (JNDQi)

231 I paid for a silicone sex doll
and all I got was this deer

Posted by: monkey t-shirt at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

232 *wanders in late* Huh. Uh, thanks?

It's no "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig)."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (u0s1P)

233
I'm done playing nice with the RINOs in fear they won't vote our way.

It's time to give these Shits THE STICK.

NO MORE CARROTS!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (q+0Je)

234 Does Lewis ever talk about anything other than how he's suffered for being born a poor black child?

Professional race pimp.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

235 >> You haven't lived 'til you've barebacked a Yak, kid.

Does Amazon sell goat butt-shavers? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mohammed al-Mohammed at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (TppKb)

236 I don't know if I can explain it; I just love her pert posterior and washboard abs. And the legs! They just go on and on!

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (X4ZNp)

237 John Lewis arguing that white tap dancers in Shirley Temple movies were paid double that of more talented black tap dancers.

And the white one didn't have to smile as much.

Fucking discrimination.

Where are the reparations?

Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)

238 *Andy Serkis furiously scribbling notes*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (NOIQH)

239 Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as fun as it sounds.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)

Ummm, hate to tell you, but it doesn't sound fun at all.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (LMcFk)

240 When exactly did we start living in a South Park episode?

The day AtC killed Kenny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (F0ZHr)

241 Monkey tries to have sex with female deer in 'unusual' encounter caught on tape in Japan https://t.co/BCXIFuTuuC

- AFP news agency (@AFP) January 10, 2017


This tape was leaked by the FBI. But the real question is: Why are the Russians trying to go after this monkey?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (zc3Db)

242
Kenny Loggings is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (q+0Je)

243 237 John Lewis arguing that white tap dancers in Shirley Temple movies were paid double that of more talented black tap dancers.

And the white one didn't have to smile as much.

Fucking discrimination.

Where are the reparations?
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)

Tell me you're joking.

Posted by: T-Bone at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

244 One day there'll be an article in Salon called 'Zoophiles: A Plea for Understanding and Tolerance", and this will be cited as evidence that it is 'natural'.

This could be my ticket back to the big time!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)

245 Fuck that piece of shit McStain.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

I still have the fckers bumper stick on my old truck, think I'll take it and Rino Romney's off.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (lEhiV)

246 Imaginary sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

247 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MONKEYS ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCK OTHER MONKEYS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (NF2Bf)

248 My 16 year old SJW daughter told me this morning that she thought Marill Streap should have kept her mouth shut. The democrats ruin everything, and even their allies are getting sick of it. I think they should keep it up!

Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (y37Zc)

249 Is there a style guide rule about how many "threadwinner" comments can be posted before 100 comments?

This one will be historic...

Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (I8rcI)

250 >> Tell me you're joking.

Life As Onion, Congressional Edition

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (TppKb)

251
I don't know if I can explain it; I just love her pert posterior and washboard abs. And the legs! They just go on and on!
Posted by: The Monkey, Daily Mail Headline Writer

FIFY

Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (LMcFk)

252 I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (NF2Bf)

253 Who is this Louise Mensch person that Ace keeps RT-ing? Is she a "Rick Wilson Conservative"? Regardless, she's insane.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

254 154 >> As I understand the Trump plan to re-institute
>> slavery, overseers would not be allowed to
>> randomly beat slaves in the field without just cause.

This ridiculous Federal regulatory overreach has to end.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (TppKb)

Hopefully they'll get rid of that absurd rule that whips must be made by union labor.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (0mRoj)

255 By sheer coincidence, the monkey's name is Thumper.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (sCjDS)

256 When exactly did we start living in a South Park episode?

The day AtC killed Kenny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (F0ZHr)

That chili BC has been feeding you?

Not carrots.

Posted by: Scott Tennerman at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (TOk1P)

257 I know ace and all platinum HQ members will be setting one of these accounts up.


http://tinyurl.com/jeg87ep

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (lEhiV)

258 John Lewis arguing that white tap dancers in Shirley Temple movies were paid double that of more talented black tap dancers.

Sir, is there a point in there somewhere?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (F0ZHr)

259 Old and Busted : Dumpster Fire
The New Hotness: Deerfucking Monkey

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (VndSC)

260 Where does he get such wonderful toys?

Posted by: Joker at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (BhaFh)

261 >> My 16 year old SJW daughter

So when we lash you to a post, pull down your trousers, and whip you until you bleed for that failure, will she change her ways?

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (TppKb)

262 The monkey is up by 3 in Florida and in my ass.

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Will Bynn at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (NF2Bf)

263 Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach. I want to ride me some of that!

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (X4ZNp)

264 Sessions should have sailed through if these testimonies are true.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (2x9LM)

265 Talk about deerf**king monkeys, is that how our nation got stuck with someone like the squishy bucket of slime at the top of the sidebar ?
McStain ? What's his piece-of-$#1t name ?

Don't want to ragestroke, so I'll just hit "post" and read the content ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (nuyGw)

266 >>Who is this Louise Mensch person that Ace keeps RT-ing? Is she a "Rick Wilson Conservative"? Regardless, she's insane.

Brit living in NYC, until recenly, editor of Murdoch's HeatStreet site.
She recently left because she had a mental breakdown, for reals.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

267 'The State Department wants to apologize to all the Deer who were impacted...'

Posted by: John Kerry at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (BhaFh)

268 You know McLame really really hates Trump. I guess that POW comment Trump made was not very smart.

McStain needs to have a splinteed feces-sodden pongee stick shoved up his ass. Sideways.

His "POW" card expired during the Keating Five hearings. I hope Trump bitch-slaps him so hard Meggie Mac ends up with a sore ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)

269 >> I know ace and all platinum HQ members will be
>> setting one of these accounts up.

I think I'm gonna go get a tan like Talcum X.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)

270 258 Good white tap dancers were harder to find so you had to pay them more.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (r/0kC)

271 Maybe someone at the Confirmation "hearing" for Sessions can ask Him if He believes that monkeys forcing themselves on unwilling Female deer is sexual assault?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)

272 Who is this Louise Mensch person that Ace keeps RT-ing? Is she a "Rick Wilson Conservative"? Regardless, she's insane.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

Back to his twitter whore again, eh?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

273 "Dear Penthouse:"

Posted by: General Zod at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

274 242
Kenny Loggings is dead?
___________________

Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck.

His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (4AVeu)

275 >> Meggie Mac ends up with a sore ass.

I'd be on that, except first I'm in this oily ball-pit with these Irish chicks, and these Korean chicks, and...

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (TppKb)

276 Is this the same protester from the Tillerson hearing?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (KUaJL)

277 If a monkey trying to screw a doe is an "unusual encounter" then what do dogs humping legs count as?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (zc3Db)

278 Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as fun as it sounds.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)

Ummm, hate to tell you, but it doesn't sound fun at all.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (LMcFk)


I ain't sayin' anything.

Posted by: Teh Chikkun at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)

279 Protester "We need to do more to end war"

So I guess that is coming back in style

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (2x9LM)

280 McLame is just a THIRD generation of government employees.



No one in his family, in over a hundred years, has had a non government job.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (lEhiV)

281 >> Is this the same protester from the Tillerson
>> hearing?

It will be a great day in America when the Navy gets all the gender-specific heads it needs, and George Soros has to hold a bake sale to buy a protester.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (TppKb)

282 267 'The State Department wants to apologize to all the Deer who were impacted...'
Posted by: John Kerry at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (BhaFh)

When the monkey's on your back
And he's got his schlong in your ass
I'll come running, to see you again

Posted by: James Taylor, Diplomat at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

283 >>Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck.


His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."


Dang, got his foot loose from his stirrups - falling into the danger zone!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

284 I saw Deerfucking Monkeys open for Oingo Boingo at the Laffler in '85.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (X6fMO)

285 Testifying at the end of the hearing is akin to being made to sit at the back of the busy.

Rep. Cedric Richmond


*yeah, no clue

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (2x9LM)

286 OT: Did anyone see Little Marco demanding Tillerson call Putin a war criminal over Aleppo?

Allahpundit is getting all excieted over it at Hotair...

Does AP and his hero "Little Marco" know the reason Aleppo is being bombed is because a bunch of jihadists took the place over? Do they realize that we helped and funded them because Obama, McCain, and Little Marco think they are "freedom fighters"? You know killing and raping infidels do not make you a "freedom fighter".

I guess everyone involved in turning Japanese cities into rubble is a war criminal according to Little Marco, Allahpundit, etc.

This is why I hate neo-cons, and the anti-Russian propagandists. It is not so much they are against Russia, but they always seem to love Jihadists killing infidels...including Russian school kids...

Posted by: William Eaton at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (MuTTO)

287 Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Today, we're going to send Jim out to rape a buffalo.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (4WhSY)

288 I saw Deerfucking Monkeys open for Oingo Boingo at the Laffler in '85.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (X6fMO)


They were totally awesome until they sold out....

Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (tewYv)

289 Kenny Loggins is dead? OH MY GOD!!!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (0mRoj)

290 That monkey needs a little silk jockey outfit with goggles and a riding crop.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (VndSC)

291 188 Someone mentioned Andrew Breitbart. I suspect he would find our current state of affairs extremely amusing.

I've never missed a person whom I've never met more than him.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)

Ditto that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (RwwCT)

292 If a monkey trying to screw a doe is an "unusual encounter" then what do dogs humping legs count as?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (zc3Db)



Congress?

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (cfjq1)

293 "283 >>Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck."


I guess that put him in the danger zone.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (OD2ni)

294 Just once, I'd like for George Will to read the comments.

He would scream like a seven-year-old girl.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (F0ZHr)

295 'Your Momma Don't Dance and your Daddy is Monkey Fucking Deer' , Kenny Loggins (1976)

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (BhaFh)

296 We promise! No deers and monkeys in our act!
Unless you pay extra!

Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (qJhUV)

297 Reggie... say it ain't so, Reggie!


I proactively condemn myself.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (WujO7)

298 290 That monkey needs a little silk jockey outfit with goggles and a riding crop.
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (VndSC)

Kinky.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (0mRoj)

299 >>I saw Deerfucking Monkeys open for Oingo Boingo at the Laffler in '85.

Saw 'em open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in '95 at the Enid Festival.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

300 Who is Louise Mensch and what has she done with ACE?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)

301
Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach.



People kept trying to push her back out into the surf

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

302 Well now I know where McCaine's constituency comes from.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (QtQaN)

303 then what do dogs humping legs count as?


Wednesday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (J+eG2)

304 I saw Deerf**king Monkeys open for Oingo Boingo at the Laffler in '85.
----------------------------
Saw 'em open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in '95 at the Enid Festival.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)


Where were we? Those sound like great shows.

Posted by: The Butthold Surfers at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

305 If a monkey trying to screw a doe is an "unusual encounter" then what do dogs humping legs count as?




Wednesday?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (qpKia)

306 Undernood with broken formatting.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (eXSOZ)

307 CNN is shocked, shocked that Trump would say that our intelligence community has a political leaning.

Trump is going to have to fire a ton of people, I don't see what choice he has.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (VdICR)

308 >> That monkey needs a little silk jockey outfit with
>> goggles and a riding crop.

And a black-and-white checkerboard condom?

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (TppKb)

309 301
Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach.



People kept trying to push her back out into the surf
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

Some Japanese guys tried to harpoon her.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)

310 https://tinyurl.com/z5fblwy


Motion To Quash Assault By Long-Distance Tweet
1/11/2017 Update Eichenwald has withdrawn his lawsuit in Texas because

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

311 290 That monkey needs a little silk jockey outfit with goggles and a riding crop.

Like the jockeys on The Flintstones!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)

312 I'd never have been brave enough to come out, were it not for Leo DiCaprio in the Revenant.

Posted by: the Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (+wjl1)

313 Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach.



People kept trying to push her back out into the surf





FREE WILLY!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (qpKia)

314 Posted by: The Butthold Surfers at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

I'll take Typos Funnier Than the Original for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (TOk1P)

315 Who is Louise Mensch and what has she done with ACE?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)



Lizzy set it out above.

She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.


ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

316 So which bathroom will the monkey get to use in NC?

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (lEhiV)

317 Doe files a complaint with the cops: "I thought it was a petting zoo!"

Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (JBggj)

318 If a monkey trying to screw a doe is an "unusual encounter" then what do dogs humping legs count as?

Foreplay

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (NF2Bf)

319 Allahpundit is getting all excieted over it at Hotair...

***************************

Analapundit is a worm, a shitstain and fucking failure of a human being who should be dropped in a vat of boiling acid.

But other than that he's alright.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (pCUr3)

320 >> Trump is going to have to fire a ton of people, I
>> don't see what choice he has.

The term 'fire' has several potential meanings.

Personally, the one that involves reactivating an Iowa BB and stuffing Federal employees up the barrels of the 16in rifles followed by two bags of powder strikes me as the most apt.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (TppKb)

321 THESE FUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA ALLEPO IS CRAWLING WITH LUTHERAN SCUM

Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (q177U)

322 I coulda been a cowboy
I coulda learned to rope and ride....
Wearin my 6 shooter
driving my deer as I cum inside....

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (qf6WZ)

323 About South Park...

Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.

Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)

324 Looks like Tapper is trying to save himself

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=319008

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (J+eG2)

325 If you had a room full of monkeys fucking a room full of deer for an infinite amount of time they would eventually produce another John McCain.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (dkHoZ)

326 Oy!

Do you love the monkey, or do you love me?

Posted by: George Michael at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (PXbkt)

327 248 My 16 year old SJW daughter told me this morning that she thought Marill Streap should have kept her mouth shut. The democrats ruin everything, and even their allies are getting sick of it. I think they should keep it up!

Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (y37Zc)
------------------------------------
I have 4 kids from late teens to late 20's and they have a lot of Obama-voting friends. Most of them are getting sick of the Streep-type of antics.
They may not be quick to connect the dots, but there are cracks in the alliance of fools.
And, as the late, great Leonard Cohen said, cracks are how the light gets through.

Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (Nox3c)

328 Trump is going to have to fire a ton of people, I don't see what choice he has.

And not just people hired in the last eight years either. This shit has been going on a long, long time. Barry was just more enthusiastic in how he used it.

I don't know who coined the term "The Deep State" ... but I think it describes the current predicament quite damn well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (QCwhW)

329 Deer seem to be pretty indifferent to being banged by random passers-by. Good to know.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (nFdGS)

330 Got any more pictures or videos?

Posted by: Neil deAss Tyson at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (X4ZNp)

331 About South Park...

Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.

Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)


My personal opinion is the Obama years has been one long continuous shark jump.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)

332 in totally related news :

http://tinyurl.com/zkf26es

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (8mYHH)

333 Louise Mensch

Talk impeachment. I expect journalists to ask Trump Team about not mere contact with Russia but hacking collusion


She talks funny, and her shit's all retarded.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)

334 "Save a horse, ride a doe"

Naw, that doesn't work....

Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

335 309

For "research", of course.

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (VFhMt)

336 Sheesh, I just pissed away half my nap time on you people. And it was totally worth it, as usual.

Later.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (Jcg9Q)

337
315 Who is Louise Mensch and what has she done with ACE?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)


Lizzy set it out above.

She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.


ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)



Looks like she's British. And claims to be a conservative.

And a Feminist.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (cAnNx)

338 This is a glorious day.

Thank goodness there is a horde of morons to enjoy it with.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:48 PM (q177U)

339 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

Also, I have a hang nail.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)

340 >> This shit has been going on a long, long time.

At least back through Clinton, maybe even Bush 41, to some extent even Reagan.

Every so often I think we need to have a Trident missile test accident that renders DC uninhabitable.

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)

341 339 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

Also, I have a hang nail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)

Water: Wet

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)

342 Louise Mensch 33m33 minutes ago

I'm so tired, reporting this hard work, there is so much evidence. If we are impeaching and it seems we are please get on with it.

C'mon. English can't be her first language.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (ul9CR)

343 341 339 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

Also, I have a hang nail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)

Water: Wet
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)

Crime in Gotham City!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)

344 About South Park...

Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.

Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)



A shame that they couldn't be smart and just ignored the election. Rather than make it so integral to the plot of two fucking whole seasons of their series.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (cAnNx)

345 >> BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

The Irrelevance of Black America, Chapter 24

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)

346 She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.


ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)



Looks like she's British. And claims to be a conservative.

And a Feminist.

Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (cAnNx)

Yes... British calling American Traitors...

Jolly Good!

Posted by: King George at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (qf6WZ)

347 NINE DAYS.


Like lemmings, I expect many of the SJW's heads to explode on the 20th.



We can pray.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (lEhiV)

348 I've got a hunch this monkey knows of my work.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (BhaFh)

349 315 Who is Louise Mensch and what has she done with ACE?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)


Lizzy set it out above.

She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.


ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

She's kind of hot and I had a thing for her when she was in Parliament. Unfortunately, she has jumped over to the crazy side of the hot/crazy scale.

Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (rX06+)

350 Do you want to touch my monkey? Or do you want my monkey to touch you?

Posted by: Dieter at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (FwRqg)

351 Finally, video of the moment Wolf Blitzer was conceived.

Posted by: OCBill at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (df+Zi)

352 It's odd ... the NAACP didn't have shit to say in defense of Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas, and such.

I think they need an "L".

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (QCwhW)

353 Personally, the one that involves reactivating an Iowa BB and stuffing Federal employees up the barrels of the 16in rifles followed by two bags of powder strikes me as the most apt.

Based on the federal employees I've interacted with you'll need something a bit wider than 16".

Posted by: moon over vermont at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (kUmUV)

354 329 Deer seem to be pretty indifferent to being banged by random passers-by. Good to know.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (nFdGS)

Next time you're stuck into the sex addict funny farm and they send you out horsebackriding, if you see a cute doe strolling around, you know what to do....

Be sure to send out a selfie during the act...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (ZM2xo)

355 Missionary- 'Oh, dear!'
Indian brave- 'No. Run too fast. Ass too high.'

OK, that's from over 55 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (zLDYs)

356 345
>> BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG



The Irrelevance of Black America, Chapter 24

Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)

Next you are going to tell me they think Trump is unfit to be president.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (lEhiV)

357 >> BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG


At this point, it's really hard to take those Colored People seriously.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (BhaFh)

358 She's kind of hot and I had a thing for her when she was in Parliament.

She doesn't know basic grammar and she was an MP?

Deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (ul9CR)

359 Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun-UNH UNH

Posted by: the monkey at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (HgMAr)

360 Trump holds a press conference, Sessions and Tillerson confirmation hearings continue, and a monkey fucks a deer. Tonight at six on Eyewitness News.

Posted by: Eyewitness News at Six at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (qJhUV)

361 >>Looks like she's British. And claims to be a conservative.


And a Feminist.




She's the "conservative" who was caught in the wikileaks dump sending political commercial ideas to Hillary capitalizing on her being the first female candidate.

She was also demanding in twitter that we start a war with Russia a few weeks ago because hacking!!!!!

Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)

362 I must say, there aren't too many Smart Military Blogs where you can while away the afternoon discussing Kenny Loggins' penchant for bestiality.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (X6fMO)

363 345 >> BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

The Irrelevance of Black America, Chapter 24
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)


Black LEADERSHIP. I never discount the poor victims of Democrat/LBJ Socialism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (mbhDw)

364 At this point, it's really hard to take those Colored People seriously.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (BhaFh)

Or is it colored persons?... Can't remember

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (8hICw)

365 You know what they say: from 2 to 8 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.....

Posted by: A monkey in a smoking jacket, listening to some Coltrane at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (rznWS)

366 @349

Yeah, not bad for a pasty white girl.


http://tinyurl.com/p2hzuto

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (lEhiV)

367 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

BREAKING : NAACP UNFIT TO EXIST

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

368 1) Make sweet love to deer
2) ???
3) profit!!!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (VGRuw)

369 So ... I did the important work nobody else was willing to do ... and looked up Louise Mensch.'

She's a One, per the Binary Scale.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (QCwhW)

370 Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (lEhiV)

Interesting... Brit Citizen... living in New York...

Wonder what her GREEN CARD STATUS IS...

Because she should not be meddling in US Elections...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (qf6WZ)

371
Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck.

His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."


He died doing what he loved.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (q+0Je)

372 Yeah, not bad for a pasty white girl.


http://tinyurl.com/p2hzuto

Humpy Monkey approves.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (QM5S2)

373 >>Interesting... Brit Citizen... living in New York...


Married to an American, record producer or club manager?

Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

374 Trump is going to have to fire a ton of people, I don't see what choice he has.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (VdICR)



Might be tough to fire them because of civil service rules. He might have to establish a parallel agency to do the actual work, and marginalize the present one.

I hate to see the government expanded, but there may not be another way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)

375 Married to an American, record producer or club manager?
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

It normally takes years to get a spouse a Green Card to come over here...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)

376 watch me flip her over and go missionary style...

Posted by: stupid monkey tricks at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (HgMAr)

377 Q: What does the NAACP, a tit on a nun and Michelle Obama's make-up have in common.

A: They're all f***ing useless.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (4AVeu)

378 So now that McCain admitted to passing along the info, doesn't that help 4chan's story? Holy cow...

Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (3J/LN)

379
We've talked enough about monkeys here for the rest of the year.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (q+0Je)

380
Might be tough to fire them because of civil service rules. He might have to establish a parallel agency to do the actual work, and marginalize the present one.

I hate to see the government expanded, but there may not be another way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)

I was surprised to find out that the 'Civil Service Rules' were just that... rules...

The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)

381 Now they've got a video of some "stars" singing "I will survive"... Man these people need psychiatric help...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (O2RFr)

382 About South Park...

Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.

Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)


My personal opinion is the Obama years has been one long continuous shark jump.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)



Pretty much.

Trey and Matt literally had quality hilarious satire gifted them almost every week with Obama-

yet they completely abandoned the political aspect of their satire cuz historic first, I guess.

Terrible mistake. Well, maybe in the near future buttinsky jack-off Oblabla can get their satirical attention.

And then going for written months ahead long arc storylines did them no favors either.

This year was probably the worst ever cuz the SP shows were never on target so much so that even rewriting the last two or three episodes just pointed out how shoddy and off-point the whole season had been.

I suspect that with Trump there will be a lot of surprises esp. if they keep going with the alternate universe leftist viewpoint they adopted last year-

so that the long arc storylines written months ahead will almost certainly kill the series.

We'll see...they're smart guys but, as usual, leftard politics and laziness may kill off the golden goose.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (vZ9Fw)

383 Is it just me, or do John McCain's pupils always look weirdly dilated, like he's on some drug?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (+wjl1)

384 I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)

What makes you think McStain wouldn't vote with the democrats, if he thought he could shaft Trump by so doing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (bG+ug)

385 I'd be a little more interested if the monkey was juggling, too.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

386 Might be tough to fire them because of civil service rules.
____________________

Tough to fire them for disciplinary reasons.

Not tough to fire them for fiscal and operational needs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (4AVeu)

387 Because she should not be meddling in US Elections...

The correct CNN style guide term is "golden shower hacking of US elections."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (F0ZHr)

388 They get any video of the monkey smoking a cigarette after?

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

389 >>I'd be a little more interested if the monkey was juggling, too.


Or, trying American BBQ for the first time.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (BhaFh)

390 17 You're just an old prude if you don't think that monkey-deer sex is beautiful and natural.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

Lol.

...and monkeys suck. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (Pby3z)

391 Louise Mensch 33m33 minutes ago

I'm so tired, reporting this hard work, there is so much evidence. If we are impeaching and it seems we are please get on with it.

Deportation is more likely than impeachment.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (nFdGS)

392 I was surprised to find out that the 'Civil Service Rules' were just that... rules...

The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)



Hmmm. That's good to know.

I withdraw my comment then. Fire their asses!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)

393 so thats what we've come to here? Animal pron?


...well...ok.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (Pby3z)

394 That monkey better be careful. That's how Santa ended up where he is now.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (VndSC)

395 Now they've got a video of some "stars" singing "I will survive"... Man these people need psychiatric help...

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (F0ZHr)

396 *waves at MP4*

How was your tea? What kind of tea? Did you have crumpets?

I take it back. ace is monkeying the twitter deer right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

397 NAACP........
What colors do they represent? White is a color, so is purple, and green......and beige......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (JNDQi)

398 Ohhhhh...I thought you asked "Do I want a buck?"

Posted by: Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

399 some of the deer hate fucking monkeys, but some of the others thought... well at least he finds me attractive

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (WeFD2)

400 I almost got arrested at a street fair in Tucson for punching a Monkey.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (BhaFh)

401 "BREAKING NEWS : ESPN reporting "urine is sterile" so germaphobe excuse doesn't hold water."

And speaking of sports- the whole concept of fist bumping originated when Moises Alou started urinating on his hands to make them tougher- his teammates didn't want to shake his hand/high five him, so they just fist bumped him.

And no, not makin' this up.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (kVX3W)

402 Why does this venison taste like banana cream?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (4AVeu)

403 380----The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
--------------------------
SOME rules, yes.
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.

Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)

404 399 some of the deer hate fucking monkeys, but some of the others thought... well at least he finds me attractive

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (WeFD2)


Does this monkey make my ass look big?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Pby3z)

405 The Deer Fucking Monkeys
had bellies with scars.
The Football Fucking Monkeys
had none upon thars!

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (BhaFh)

406 So - CNN is the deer, right?

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (C8aCP)

407 Jan 28th is Chinese New Year. It is the year of the Cock. Thought I mention it on this animal thread.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (c6/9Q)

408 I'd be a little more interested if the monkey was juggling, too.

You'd be surprised what the little bastards will do for a banana.

Posted by: Jane at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (X6fMO)

409 I really like, commas, don't, you? I, mean, commas are pretty, awesome, and some day I, intend to find, out, just how one is, supposed to use, them.

- Louise Mensch

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (ul9CR)

410 CNN

So it's safe to say they were pissed today

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

411 402 Why does this venison taste like banana cream?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (4AVeu)


Seriously AP!? thats was damn good cawfee I spit on the screen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Pby3z)

412 111 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.

I heard he has publicly defended cute puppies and kittens too.

#Brave

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (1BQGO)

413 I'd be a little more interested if the monkey was juggling, too.

You'd be surprised what the little bastards will do for a banana.

-----

But first, ......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (qpKia)

414 I almost got arrested at a street fair in Tucson for punching a Monkey.

I know, right? Mickey Dolenz just begs to be slugged.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (F0ZHr)

415 And speaking of sports- the whole concept of fist bumping originated when Moises Alou started urinating on his hands to make them tougher- his teammates didn't want to shake his hand/high five him, so they just fist bumped him.


That was also when umpires stopped checking pitchers for spitballs.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (VndSC)

416 >>
"BREAKING NEWS : ESPN reporting "urine is sterile" so germaphobe excuse doesn't hold water."



And speaking of sports- the whole concept of fist bumping originated
when Moises Alou started urinating on his hands to make them tougher-
his teammates didn't want to shake his hand/high five him, so they just
fist bumped him.


So...golden shower really is a "water sport"?

Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM (NOIQH)

417 In many ways this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM (qUNWi)

418 *waves at MP4*

How was your tea? What kind of tea? Did you have crumpets?

I take it back. ace is monkeying the twitter deer right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)


**waves to Alex**

Tea was fine. Yorkshire Gold, with an apple turnover.

Somehow, I can just imagine June Cleaver talking to Ward: "Ace is monkeying the twitter, dear, right now."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (X6fMO)

419 Do you know why these are there?

BECAUSE PLUTO IS A PLANET!

http://bit.ly/2jEBTJu

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

420 380----The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
__________________

No. This isn't about rules. There is a collective bargaining agreement that deals with layoffs and terminations. The President can't fire employees in exempt positions without cause. Executive appointees he can fire. Exempt employees covered under the collective bargaining agreement he can't.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)

421 In many ways this is the story of Obama.

The hand pissing or the monkey/deer f**king?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (O2RFr)

422 "Damn you, horny monkey!"

And THIS is in the running for next year's Fantasy Football team name. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (kVX3W)

423 Somebody needs to taze that monkey.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (I8rcI)

424 In many ways this is the story of Obama.

The hand pissing or the monkey/deer f**king?




Yes

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (qpKia)

425 >>I almost got arrested at a street fair in Tucson for punching a Monkey.

I almost got arrested the other day in the park for spanking the monkey.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 02:07 PM (/tuJf)

426 So it's safe to say they were pissed today

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

They were pissed on today.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 02:07 PM (ZM2xo)

427 419 Do you know why these are there?

BECAUSE PLUTO IS A PLANET!

http://bit.ly/2jEBTJu

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


Yeah right....

Posted by: Uranus at January 11, 2017 02:08 PM (Pby3z)

428 >>I almost got arrested the other day in the park for spanking the monkey.


Do you do that on all your buddies' shallow graves, or was this guy special to you?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:08 PM (BhaFh)

429 I used to get the words "crumpet" and "strumpet" confused.
Then there was "geyser" and "geezer." Yes, I thought "Old Geezer" referred to that thingy in Yosemite.
English be hard.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:09 PM (Nox3c)

430 where the hell did the term Spanking the Monkey come from?

Posted by: Uranus at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (Pby3z)

431 Lunchtime fortune cookie:
The wisest owl hears all before he flies.

Hmm. Good to know. Imma send that to Buzzfeed

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (3vZls)

432 Do deer have cockmarinas and dickports?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (4AVeu)

433 I keep telling my kids that when I was growing up and in school they taught us that Pluto is a planet. So, the science was settled way back then and Pluto is a planet.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (JNDQi)

434 I almost got arrested the other day in the park for spanking the monkey.

Stay strong brother...our day will soon come.

*jizz-soaked fistbump*

Posted by: Chargers Security at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (87y4e)

435 damn off Uranus

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (Pby3z)

436 >>>In many ways this is the story of Obama.

The hand pissing or the monkey/deer f**king?

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (O2RFr)


Barky prefers to jerk-off fish.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (zc3Db)

437 Monkey says "you don't just come here for the grazing, do ya?"

If nobody's taken that softball yet.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (FuAhx)

438 Off topic:

I'm making a dog book post for bookhorde.
Is Saturday a good day for that sort of thing, do you think? (Same as pet thread)

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (Om16U)

439
*jizz-soaked fistbump*



Can't stop laughing...

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (BhaFh)

440 433 I keep telling my kids that when I was growing up and in school they taught us that Pluto is a planet. So, the science was settled way back then and Pluto is a planet.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (JNDQi)
-------------------------
I approve of this message. Bigly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:12 PM (Nox3c)

441 439
*jizz-soaked fistbump*


Can't stop laughing...

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (BhaFh)


Figures garret, because you're a sick pup. But I like that about you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (Pby3z)

442 Huh, I didn't know back strap was actually a handle.

Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (hJamr)

443 This, too, is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (wtvvX)

444 Another moron meet-up gone wrong.

Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

445
339 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG

Also, I have a hang nail.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)








So an organization founded by pasty white leftists around 1910 (along with WEB DuBois as the token negro), who didn't have a non-white President of the organization until 1975, they don't think Sessions, Destroyer of The Alabama Ku Klux Klan, is fit to be AG?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (LuZz8)

446 444 Another moron meet-up gone wrong.
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

Or right, if you're the monkey.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

447 Chick hosting the FBN show looks a bit like Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) from the old Brit show "The Avengers."

And that's a GOOD thing.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (s5o+q)

448 Funny thing about this monkey is it's like the farewell image from the Year of the Monkey.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (3vZls)

449 I was trying to make that deer have a baby. I was thinking it would have a monkeydeer baby.

Posted by: Andrew Monkeydoza at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (eXSOZ)

450 You damn, dirty ape!!!!!

Posted by: George Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

451 Time to party!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qff62sk

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (87y4e)

452 Deer: "You said you loved me."

Monkey: "Sure. Sure I do, babe."
*swings off into trees smoking a cigarette*

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (HgMAr)

453 447 Chick hosting the FBN show looks a bit like Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) from the old Brit show "The Avengers."

And that's a GOOD thing.

Got any links or at least a name to google?

Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (rX06+)

454 >>I was trying to make that deer have a baby. I was thinking it would have a monkeydeer baby.

Don't go there...

Posted by: Deermouse at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

455 SOME rules, yes.
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)

Actually, you'd be surprised at how little...

I went looking awhile back... Congress ceded most of its authority to the Office of Personnel Management for making rules, that another Board then used to decide on Discipline...

The Office of Personnel Management works for the President as the Chief Executive... so its going to turn out to be one of his most important Picks for Appointed positions... one he has not made yet.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (qf6WZ)

456 The Office of Personnel Management works for the President as the Chief Executive... so its going to turn out to be one of his most important Picks for Appointed positions... one he has not made yet.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (qf6WZ)


Under Barky, OPM was a fully-owned Chinese subsidiary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (zc3Db)

457
403 380----The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
--------------------------
SOME rules, yes.
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)


----------------


Horseshit. What a president does without congress can be undone by a president without congress.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)

458 Got any links or at least a name to google?
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (rX06+)


Trish Regan, I guess.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (s5o+q)

459 rumor has it that this photo was stolen from Mooch's ancestry.com family tree account. I have no confirmation, just passing it along.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (8mYHH)

460 BECAUSE PLUTO IS A PLANET!

FUCKIN' A.

I want an executive order about THIS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (F0ZHr)

461 Horseshit. What a president does without congress can be undone by a president without congress.




Yep. Thanks to President Precedent.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (qpKia)

462 Bad form to have an NSFW pic on your front page.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (+wjl1)

463 @352: "It's odd ... the NAACP didn't have shit to say in defense of Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas, and such.



I think they need an "L"."

Nah, just three more "C"s

Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 11, 2017 02:20 PM (rznWS)

464 She's the "conservative" who was caught in the wikileaks dump sending political commercial ideas to Hillary capitalizing on her being the first female candidate.

She was also demanding in twitter that we start a war with Russia a few weeks ago because hacking!!!!!

Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)


So, insane, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:21 PM (bG+ug)

465 Bad form to have an NSFW pic on your front page.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (+wjl1)


Aw, c'mon. Cowboy up.

er . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:21 PM (s5o+q)

466 Dear WebMD:

I have a question concerning a possible 8 year erection......

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:22 PM (/CIN4)

467 "Another moron meet-up gone wrong."

Pretty standard ending, actually.


Well, except for the guard rail.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:22 PM (J+eG2)

468 Why don't you just leave a few eggs right over there... hey, wait! Where you going?

Stupid deer.

*swims off*

Posted by: Monkfish at January 11, 2017 02:23 PM (OVUYQ)

469 She's a One, per the Binary Scale.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (QCwhW)

Never stick your dick in Crazy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:23 PM (bG+ug)

470 No. This isn't about rules. There is a collective bargaining agreement that deals with layoffs and terminations. The President can't fire employees in exempt positions without cause. Executive appointees he can fire. Exempt employees covered under the collective bargaining agreement he can't.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)


Then he needs to convince congress to outlaw government unions. It's long overdue anyway.

Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Fmupd)

471 Bad form to have an NSFW pic on your front page.

It's organic!

(But obviously, not vegan.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (F0ZHr)

472 Why isn't that monkey giving her a reach around?
Selfish pig.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (HgMAr)

473 #FreePluto

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (ul9CR)

474 naacp. blm. black panthers. splc. all rayyyyyyyyyyycissssssss. all irrelavent.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (KP5rU)

475 The deer seems to be some sort of weird Japanese monkey sex-slave. Notice the shock collar.

That deer didn't end up in the monkey cage just by chance ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)

476 This monkey's gone to heaven. Well...three minutes in heaven.

Posted by: The Pixies at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (NOIQH)

477 Nice cartoon about the Presser today

http://disq.us/p/1f6ffp1

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (J+eG2)

478 They didn't call it unusual because it's interspecies, but because the monkey actually wanted to cuddle and talk post-coitus.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (EZVcm)

479 457---Horseshit. What a president does without congress can be undone by a president without congress.
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)
----------------------------------
Sure, that applies to rules that are simple EOs.

But a lot of rules that began as simple EOs were later codified by Congress in various civil-service laws. You need Congress to overturn those.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Nox3c)

480 That deer didn't end up in the monkey cage just by chance ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)


PUTIN! DAMN YOU, PUTIN!

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (s5o+q)

481 I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (87y4e)

482 a romantic moment of obambi and reggie caught in the park. they really are in love.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (KP5rU)

483 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)

Sorry, but a Collective Bargaining agreement does not Trump the President's Power as Chief Executive.

This whole thing has never been tested in Court.... where the President would, most probably, win.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (qf6WZ)

484 Well one thing is clear about the picture: the monkey definitely went to an NEA-approved public school.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (oBuXO)

485 So..

Alpha game. Is that monkey alpha or gamma?

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:27 PM (3vZls)

486 Patton Oswald, sitting a puddle of urine, tweeted:

"And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food."

So after calling Trump a nazi, a klansman, a clown, a rapist, a monster, and a moron, he's not friendly with them, and this guy thinks that's a sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)

487
I was trying to make that deer have a baby. I was thinking it would have a monkeydeer baby.



Great, a deer that can fling its poo

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)

488 But a lot of rules that began as simple EOs were later codified by Congress in various civil-service laws. You need Congress to overturn those.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Nox3c)

Nope.... the last Act was in 1978, which created the OPM and ceded most of the rule making authority to it...

The OPM works for the President...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:28 PM (qf6WZ)

489 Patton Oswald is an exceedingly dumb smart guy. Leftism really is a disease.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (EZVcm)

490 LOL

Tom Cotton


@CoryBooker attacks on Jeff Sessions are so far-fetched I half-expected his make-believe friend T-Bone to be next witness.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (2x9LM)

491 So the nood post is actually UNDER this one. Like a deer being fucked by a monkey.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (q177U)

492 483 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)

Sorry, but a Collective Bargaining agreement does not Trump the President's Power as Chief Executive.

This whole thing has never been tested in Court.... where the President would, most probably, win.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (qf6WZ)




And, as has been said before, "how many divisions does the Court control?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (qpKia)

493 John McCain, you tapioca-brained, drooling, senile, old, Depends-wrapped fart, with all due respect, can you go the fuck away now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

494
Great, a deer that can fling its poo

+++

It's rrrrainin m and ms

/hallelujah

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (3vZls)

495 AtC, to your point yesterday about the supposed "intelligence coup", here is Chuck Schumer speculating on that very point in connection with the "memo" Buzzfeed/CNN screwed up with:

http://tinyurl.com/jeh5kp3

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (X4ZNp)

496 nsfw pic on front page

that's just how we roll.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (WeFD2)

497 The Japanese ecosystem is just one big Title IX violation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (F0ZHr)

498 Never stick your dick in Crazy.

Then what CAN I stick my dick in ... other than couches, chickens, and toasters.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (QCwhW)

499 Nood overthread.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (s5o+q)

500 >>Patton Oswald, sitting a puddle of urine, tweeted:



"And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press
conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families.
Hoard food."



Is Trump tapping their phones?
Has his DoJ secretly subpoenaed all of their phone records?
Is he prosecuting them for publishing state secrets to find out the whistle-blower source?

Posted by: The Pixies at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (NOIQH)

501 >>"And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food."

Every knee shall bend, Oswald.

Posted by: General Zod at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

502 470---Then he needs to convince congress to outlaw government unions. It's long overdue anyway.
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Fmupd)
-------------------------
AMEN.
You won't see big changes until that is done.

But is it possible? I wish.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Nox3c)

503 Great, a deer that can fling its poo
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
---------------

Two scoops.

Posted by: The California Raisin Union Local #638 at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (I8rcI)

504 May be its the after-effect of the alpha versus the weak links of humanity news conference , but one could say that the monkey has some John McCain resemblance and the deer looks like any number of RINO whores.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (oBuXO)

505 nood

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (qUNWi)

506 patton oswald, hot chocolate drinking fucktard wearing a onesie in his moms' basement. hollywood is a giant asylum. trump has found a target rich environment. watching these twits go over the edge is priceless. moar please.w

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (KP5rU)

507 Just glad to see McCain once again being a national joke. This was supposed to be the super serious "adult" on national security, yet he couldn't figure out the golden showers memo was horse shit.

Supposedly he was retiring anyway after this term, but I think this event really made sure of that.

Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (rLp05)

508 So...golden shower really is a "water sport"?
Posted by: Big Rich at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM


You don't wanna know what happens in the pool ...

Posted by: Your Olympic Swimmers at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (DMUuz)

509 No. This isn't about rules. There is a collective bargaining agreement that deals with layoffs and terminations. The President can't fire employees in exempt positions without cause. Executive appointees he can fire. Exempt employees covered under the collective bargaining agreement he can't.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)

If he is firing them for disloyalty, there is your cause, right there.

"You really want to grieve this, fuckwit, and have your treasonous actions made known to the entire country, such that you couldn't get a job as a leaf-blower operator, even if all the mexicans are run out?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (bG+ug)

510 When I was a kid, my dog did that to me every time I crawled around in the back yard.

Every. Single. Time.

I blamed McGovern.

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (ZcM56)

511
Then what CAN I stick my dick in ... other than couches, chickens, and toasters.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (QCwhW)


Pudding

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (lKyWE)

512 But is it possible? I wish.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Nox3c)


There are ways. An "Establishment" R or D would never use them.

But there are ways, known to savvy businessmen, to rid yourself of deadweight employees (or worse, employees actively working against the management's strategies).

Reassignment to the Williston, ND field office, changing job descriptions and duties (or requiring legitimate job tasks you know that the person will refuse to perfom), playing with the GS schedule compensation, etc., etc.

Yeah, eliminating federal unions and getting Congress on board with drain-the-swamp changes are the cleaner way to do it. But not the only way.

Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (s5o+q)

513 Actually, the Russians leaked this video of shenanigans taken when the Obama's were in town. Because, you know, same room . . .

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (ZcM56)

514 I used to like Weird Al Yankovic and Gilbert Godfried, but hearing them declare Victoria Jackson a "fascist" because she's not a hardcore leftist ruined them both for me now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

515 Ever hear the Richard Pryor skit about the monkey that would fuck anything? If not, look it up on YouTube.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (OrOrc)

516 Since the deer is a non-primate infidel, it's fair game to be raped by this apparently Muslim monkey.

Posted by: petedoc810 at January 11, 2017 05:10 PM (XWdwS)

517 "what's with calling trans-species sex 'unusual'?"

Humorous understatement. Note the scare quotes.

Posted by: Rich Rostrom at January 11, 2017 06:51 PM (YkV15)

518 The only thing worse than a f-king monkey is a flying f-king monkey.

Posted by: DaveJ at January 11, 2017 07:29 PM (b6jcm)

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