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University of Madison-Wisconsin
(If You've Already Guessed This is Going to be Stupid, You Win)
Wisely Concludes That Today's Special Snowflake Young Men Are Just Too Masculine for the Public Good

Yes that's what everyone always says -- the pajama boys and fey hipsters are just too manly for this fragile world, and may break too many things.

The University of Wisconsin-Madison is currently taking applications for its "Men's Project," a six-week program that aims to counter the alleged harmful effects of society's masculinity paradigms and pressures and empower participants to promote "gender equity."

"Men's Project creates a space for critical self-reflection and dialogue about what it means to be a man and how masculinity impacts us and those around us," organizers state in promoting the effort.

Ah. The left wants to eradicate both whiteness and maleness. And also, obviously, Toxic Heterosexuality, and Toxic Christianity.

Where do we sign up, and who do we have to kill to get to the front of the line???!!


"The experience focuses on the examination of societal images, expectations, and messages around masculinity to empower men to better understand themselves, promote the advancement of gender equity, and raise consciousness in their communities," organizers add.

It's open only to "men-identified students"...

I have a feeling mostly "men-identified" students will be showing up.

... at the public university and 'operates on a transformative model of social justice allyship," according to a news release on the university’s website, which adds "by encouraging that kind of dialogue among a men-identified cohort, the goal is to create a sense of security in vulnerability throughout the six-week program."

I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.

It's Like One of those Sci-Fi Stories About a Planet Filled With Nothing But Women Who Crave Men's Seed to Propagate Their Race: Japan's genderless "danshis."

Posted by: Ace at 07:54 PM




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1 First

Posted by: wte9 at January 06, 2017 07:50 PM (xYr9U)

2 So then, BE GAY!!

Can I have a degree??!!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 06, 2017 07:52 PM (t41dG)

3 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.


*suddenly interested*

Posted by: EC at January 06, 2017 07:53 PM (4nBjg)

4 Odd how "equity" means less maleness.

Posted by: Smitty27 at January 06, 2017 07:54 PM (g9d8D)

5 Tofu is good for what ails you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 07:55 PM (wCEn4)

6 Hello, I have a penis and my name is mud.

Posted by: UW-Madison Pajama Boy at January 06, 2017 07:55 PM (JO9+V)

7 It's Like One of those Sci-Fi Stories About a Planet Filled With Nothing But Women Who Crave Men's Seed to Propagate Their Race:

I deny them my essence. I also drink only rain water and grain alcohol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 06, 2017 07:55 PM (FYrz1)

8 I just know no one here will make any smart-ass derisive comments about this serious subject.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 06, 2017 07:56 PM (97XyN)

9 WTF is "allyship"? Will "alliance" not suffice?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 06, 2017 07:56 PM (Ixl7R)

10 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.

For the love of God, someone stop Alexthechick before she reads this! She won't be able to stop tipping forward!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 06, 2017 07:56 PM (FYrz1)

11 #WASTF!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 07:56 PM (wCEn4)

12 Pajama Boys wanted

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2017 07:57 PM (5sOEp)

13 And in other news UW has just declared YAF a hate group.

See http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/30609/

Why would anyone spend their money to attend classes at an indoctrination center like that?

Posted by: Gork at January 06, 2017 07:57 PM (9JDsW)

14 Rather than bring a perceived lesser gender up, libs must tear the other down. Is it me or is there a pattern here?

Posted by: Smitty27 at January 06, 2017 07:57 PM (g9d8D)

15 Question:

Should I invest in:

-pharmaceutical companies that specialize in psychotropic drugs

or

-companies that build homes for the long term mentally ill?



Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 07:58 PM (J5mC3)

16 While their boyfriends are questioning the role of manhood in modern society, Paolo is certain of the role of his manhood in their girlfriends back in the dorms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 06, 2017 07:58 PM (FYrz1)

17 macho macho man
i just wanna be
a macho man

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 06, 2017 07:59 PM (Om16U)

18 Off Wisconsin.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 06, 2017 08:00 PM (U6f54)

19 Men identified cohort.

I don't think this cohort will be going into battle. Must be a different kind of cohort.

Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2017 08:00 PM (jkkMG)

20 Don't know if they have a football team but put your money where your mouth is and have only womenz on it.

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2017 08:00 PM (5sOEp)

21 Nice tits you got there, dude.

Posted by: davidt at January 06, 2017 08:00 PM (XoldI)

22 I'm not going to be able to pass this class, am I ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:00 PM (fiGNd)

23 Men's Project Lesson 1: Squat to Piss

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 06, 2017 08:01 PM (97XyN)

24 I like men. I like men who are manly. I'll keep my manly husband, tyvm.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 06, 2017 08:01 PM (FQKBL)

25 Also, it's taken a while, but the Zero Population Growth people have won.

They've convinced the Japanese not to have sex and reproduce.

Now they've moved to America and made their base the universities.

In 100 years, the only people left will be Africans and Muslims.

And maybe some light brownish people of indeterminate parentage.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 08:01 PM (J5mC3)

26 WTF is "allyship"? Will "alliance" not suffice?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 06, 2017 07:56 PM



Too butch.

Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2017 08:01 PM (jkkMG)

27 This reminds of Superman II when he decided to be stripped of his powers to fully become Mild Mannered Clark Kent and about got beat to death in the diner.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into Jerky at January 06, 2017 08:01 PM (rLn8+)

28 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.


I think I'm about to ovulate.


Yes, yes, I'm definitely ovulating. Where do I register as a Democrat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:02 PM (SRKgf)

29 OTOH, every attendee is probably gonna get laid. Bad news, the girls will look like Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: OCBill at January 06, 2017 08:02 PM (df+Zi)

30 I'm not sure if if I have the energy to read the links.

While I figure that out, I may whittle a new handle for my snow shovel...

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (+r5OR)

31
They don't believe any of it.

If they did, they'd target muslims first and foremost. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (IKE1C)

32 16 While their boyfriends are questioning the role of manhood in modern society, Paolo is certain of the role of his manhood in their girlfriends back in the dorms.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 06, 2017 07:58 PM (FYrz1)



In their backs? I think your aim is a bit high there, Paolo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)

33 Class, today your assignment is to memorize the lyrics to this song (hands out lyric sheets) and be prepared next class to perform it using whatever props and costumes you feel embody the underlying ethos.

*I Am Woman*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (JO9+V)

34
'operates on a transformative model of social justice allyship,"

Vomit inducing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

35 Short course description: "Just place your balls on this chopping block"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (ZO497)

36
It's just another ploy to control You.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (IKE1C)

37 Nah, the ZPG people didn't win. Conservative Christians like me all have gaggles of kids. My husband's grandparents have over 30 great-grandkids.

And none of them are being raised to be pajama boys.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (KPYB8)

38 OTOH, every attendee is probably gonna get laid. Bad news, the girls will look like Rachel Maddow it'll be by each other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)

39 15 : invest in drugs. The housing will be rent controlled so little profit. Drug prices are skyrocketing

Posted by: lurking grandma at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (2VaQu)

40 Who the hell would want to go to college today? You can't party. You can't get laid. They want you to talk like a fag with your shit all fucked up.

Liberals ruin everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (/tuJf)

41 So, how long before EVERY university in the USA has a course that requires you to participate in homosexual sex?

You know, sort of like the "sport" requirement?

Muslims will, of course, be exempted. But white Christians? REQUIRED.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (J5mC3)

42 This is simply a big set up for the awful, final fate of men when we finally get to Mars.

http://tinyurl.com/hotqfox

Posted by: Thrawn at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (E/ibL)

43 This reminds of Superman II when he decided to be stripped of his powers to fully become Mild Mannered Clark Kent and about got beat to death in the diner.

You know ...

... as a kid, my cousin's dad bought one of those laser-disc players. He played this movie. I straight up asked my dad - on the drive back home - why would Superman EVER do that ?

He just looked at me ... and kinda' chuckled.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (fiGNd)

44 just another reason for me to mock and totally disown the state i was born and reside in. berkley east.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

45 Must be all those bovine estrogen hormones the cows are getting to produce more milk.


It's in the CHEESE!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (S4vXM)

46
Are we back to talking about 60s hotties? Damn, she wore that ICBM bra well

Yes we are. And Yes she did.


http://tinyurl.com/gvjpfja


Missile Boobies!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (IKE1C)

47 I would sign up for this, and probably get expelled. Doesnt title X require UW to offer a complimentary course for men who identify as men? For she's? For Qi's? Etc..,.

Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (2RVmA)

48 I got no problem with eradicating maleness. That's just ... gross.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (Pby3z)

49 Short course description: "Just place your balls on this chopping block"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2017 08:04 PM (ZO497)

Yeah, but first they will blow me.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into Jerky at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (rLn8+)

50 I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they don't have classes like this in madrassas.

Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

51 Also DailyMail has a picture of the fl gunman. He has a muzzie neck beard.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (KPYB8)

52 invest in drugs. The housing will be rent controlled so little profit. Drug prices are skyrocketing
--

My first thought was:

"If I was smart, I'd go back to school asap and get a degree in psychology and specialize in personality disorders."

Then I realized I'd rage stroke talking to these idiots.

Hence the investment question.

Drugs made more sense to me as well...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (J5mC3)

53 Are we back to talking about 60s hotties? Damn, she wore that ICBM bra well

Yes we are. And Yes she did.

http://tinyurl.com/gvjpfja

Missile Boobies!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:05 PM (IKE1C)



Hostile projectiles!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (SRKgf)

54 Does anybody else ever wish they could go to one of these things with a fake name, and just see how long they could last before deciding to start doing stuff to get kicked out?

Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (cAnNx)

55 Does this include people like me?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (mt8X9)

56 Odd that that's the same Wisconsin that has a Big 10 football team that plays the martial game pretty well (except, of course, against Penn State).

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (mgbwf)

57
Pro Tip to the badgering Badgers:

A strap-on is NOT masculine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

58
Back then boobs were different. Very different.

Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)

59 Come on, Ace, that would be a seriously fun "class" to troll.

I'd probably get kicked out in a day or two, but still...

Posted by: Protest Manager at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (zXPat)

60 51 Also DailyMail has a picture of the fl gunman. He has a muzzie neck beard.

Hey ... let's be a little more understanding. I've got a goatee and a walrus mustache.

#LoveMyFacialHair

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)

61 58
Back then boobs were different. Very different.

Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)


AKA "Torpedo Tits." See the cover art for the Stones "Some Girls" for reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

62 57
Pro Tip to the badgering Badgers:

A strap-on is NOT masculine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

And that's why we need feminism, ladies and gentlemen:

because it shouldn't be considered "feminine" to enjoy my girl friend's strap-on.

Posted by: That Beta dude on the "Why we need feminism" photo album at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (E/ibL)

63 Question:

Should I invest in:

-pharmaceutical companies that specialize in psychotropic drugs

or

-companies that build homes for the long term mentally ill?



Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 07:58 PM (J5mC3)

Gun and ammo makers, FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (bG+ug)

64 Can we have a breakdown of the percentage of over-masculinity inherent in each of the other 57 genders?

Posted by: ShainS at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (mt8X9)

65 It's Like One of those Sci-Fi Stories About a Planet Filled With Nothing But Women Who Crave Men's Seed to Propagate Their Race:


Death by snu-snu!

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (7qAYi)

66
I'm guessing that pajama boy is even too masculine for this bunch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (auHtY)

67 51 Also DailyMail has a picture of the fl gunman. He has a muzzie neck beard.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (KPYB


And a Philistinian terror towel scarf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

68 Does anybody else ever wish they could go to one of
these things with a fake name, and just see how long they could last
before deciding to start doing stuff to get kicked out?

Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (cAnNx)

Yes.

Posted by: I. P. Freely at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (JO9+V)

69 62 And that's why we need feminism, ladies and gentlemen:

because it shouldn't be considered "feminine" to enjoy my girl friend's strap-on.
Posted by: That Beta dude on the "Why we need feminism" photo album at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (E/ibL)


"You using the whole fist, Doc? Moon River . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

70 I could use one of those Amazon Women from Mars bout now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)

71 61 58
Back then boobs were different. Very different.

Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)


AKA "Torpedo Tits." See the cover art for the Stones "Some Girls" for reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

You'll poke your eye out, kid!

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:10 PM (7qAYi)

72 OTOH, every attendee is probably gonna get laid cornholed. Bad news, the girls will look like Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: OCBill at January 06, 2017 08:02 PM (df+Zi)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:10 PM (bG+ug)

73 And maybe some light brownish people of indeterminate parentage.

Posted by: shibumi

Expect for eastern Kentucky.

Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:10 PM (2RVmA)

74 In their backs? I think your aim is a bit high there, Paolo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)


"Paolo is certain of the role of his manhood in their girlfriends, back in the dorms. "

Better?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (FYrz1)

75 These whackjobs seem to spend most of their time in an inane and futile attempt to redefine shit.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

76 71 You'll poke your eye out, kid!
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:10 PM (7qAYi)

Sir Galahad and Sir Gawaine had less armor than some of those Playtex jobs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

77 Not going to read the article, but I'm going to guess that someone with a hyphenated name is involved in this.

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (7qAYi)

78 Prediction:

Better than 90% of the 'men-identified' applicants to this program are just looking to get laid.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (0uMxs)

79 I guess "I feel pretty " is passee now

Posted by: lurking grandma at January 06, 2017 08:12 PM (2VaQu)

80 "...operates on a transformative model of
social justice allyship,"

"by encouraging that kind of dialogue
among a men-identified cohort, the goal is to create a sense of security
in vulnerability throughout the six-week program."

Don't tell me, this was written by one of those online "meme generators", right? Don't lie to me, I AM one myself. I am currently endeavoring to maximize my social justice bonafides in an effort to preclude any tendency towards cis-gendered inappropriate displays of men-identified cohort toxic thing-a-ma-bobs by potential thought criminals who exhibit bias towards gender fluid individuals that wear of footie pajamas to restaurants. And I'm taking names!

Posted by: Oscar MADison at January 06, 2017 08:12 PM (QEUhF)

81 Also DailyMail has a picture of the fl gunman. He has a muzzie neck beard.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2017 08:06 PM (KPYB


And a Philistinian terror towel scarf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)




So then just a lone wolf, random, no connections, just another white Hispanic, Trump supporter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

82 Ha. From the comments:

"Anime has consequences."

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:13 PM (mGoD1)

83 81
So then just a lone wolf, random, no connections, just another white Hispanic, Trump supporter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)


In the words of Mussolini, "believe, obey, strive."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

84 Better than 90% of the 'men-identified' applicants to this program are just looking to get laid.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 06, 2017 08:11 PM (0uMxs)



I'm guessing all that will be there on the ID as female will be Trigglypuffs or Rachel Maddow types so good luck to them on that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

85 82 Ha. From the comments:

"Anime has consequences."
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:13 PM (mGoD1)


Hercules, Tentacles, I'm so confused.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

86 who do we have to kill to get to the front of the line???!!

Just your own sense of self-worth.

Posted by: Socratease at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (FqHs5)

87 I think we need to colonize another planet, for regular men and women who like regular men, and leave the rest of these nutcases to their doom.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (X52ZZ)

88 >>"Men's Project creates a space for critical self-reflection and dialogue about what it means to be a man and how masculinity impacts us and those around us,"


What's to talk about?

We eat.

We shit.


We try and fuck anything that moves too slow to escape.

Posted by: James Comey at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (QAjcy)

89 Gun and ammo makers, FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (bG+ug)


Even though I lost my ass on S&W (now pansy AOBC) to date, I'm not selling!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (wCEn4)

90 Back then boobs were different. Very different.



Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)





AKA "Torpedo Tits." See the cover art for the Stones "Some Girls" for reference.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)


Hello! Have we met?

Posted by: Cynthia Myers at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (JO9+V)

91 Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)

Packards had some ginormous chrome boobies on them too. Bigger than Cadillac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:14 PM (bG+ug)

92 I'm confused. What if you're a trans woman or a trans man? Can you attend? What if you're a trans man who wants to be less manly?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (LQLeS)

93 Don't pay any attention to the crapola that comes out of UW-Madison. Nobody else does. i bet half the male students don't even go to classes during hunting season.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (bpfzP)

94 I did learn something today ... regarding Florida law.

Apparently - from what I heard - Florida State Law prohibits Concealed Carry folks form packing anywhere in the airport.

If true ... I broke that one. Tucked mine in the small of my back as soon as I pulled the case off the belt. Got lucky I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

95
Packards had some ginormous chrome boobies on them too. Bigger than Cadillac.

And the headlights on these cars! The headlights were obviously boobies.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (IKE1C)

96 If only I'd had a few opportunities at transformative social justice allyship, things could have turned out very differently for me.

That, and maybe less prison sex.

Posted by: Charles Manson at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (97XyN)

97 51 Also DailyMail has a picture of the fl gunman. He has a muzzie neck beard.
Posted by: Lauren
-----------------

Most likely not in this case, of course, but be careful about that whole book/cover thing.
I havent shaved in at least 16 months. I look like a jihadI to some, I'm sure.

I am probably more conservative than Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (+r5OR)

98 It's Like One of those Sci-Fi Stories About a Planet Filled With Nothing But Women Who Crave Men's Seed to Propagate Their Race
****

This, plus Zardoz, pretty much sums up my 20's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (Fvwwd)

99 Mars need men!

Posted by: Javems at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (yOqwj)

100 I weep for the future.

Posted by: Nikkolai at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (UwWzx)

101 >>Tucked mine in the small of my back


You must spend a ton of money on dicktape.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (QAjcy)

102 92 I'm confused. What if you're a trans woman or a trans man? Can you attend? What if you're a trans man who wants to be less manly?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (LQLeS)


Trans Man? Damn, I read that as Trans Am.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

103 i'm glad my kids aren't going into debt for this shit. probably they will all end up hr managers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (KP5rU)

104 Well, at least they won't be breeding. Or will they? Does the class drain them of testosterone?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:17 PM (LQLeS)

105 100 I weep for the future.
Posted by: Nikkolai at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (UwWzx)


Stop your weeping. The future is here already.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

106 well if these feminazis get rid of men who is going to give them the epic schtupping they so desperately need?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:17 PM (cPsPa)

107 Back then boobs were different. Very different.



Boobs in the '50's and '60's were like Cadillacs of the time: large with sharp geometric angles.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:07 PM (IKE1C)





AKA "Torpedo Tits." See the cover art for the Stones "Some Girls" for reference.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)


Hello boys!

Posted by: Fran Gerard at January 06, 2017 08:18 PM (JO9+V)

108 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)
I noticed that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:18 PM (IgBFP)

109 Trans Man? Damn, I read that as Trans Am.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

Caitlynn identifies as a Trans-Man with the "low-T top."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:18 PM (bG+ug)

110
Does this apply to men of color as well. Because wouldn't emasculating them be racist?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

111 You must spend a ton of money on dicktape.

I fuckin' laughed.

But ... curiously enough ... I do own a .38 snub with a two-inch barrel. Pretty good with it.

Maybe because I've had one of those all my life ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

112 Fun fact 1: Daughter went to UW-Madison

Fun fact 2: She minored in Women's Studies

Fun fact 3: She's a conservative Christian who votes Republican


Go figure

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (bpfzP)

113 Geez, I wish I thought this topic and thread were humorous! I weep for my grand-kids!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (wCEn4)

114 masculinity should only be displayed during an anonymous weekend on Fire Island

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (DpOmP)

115 "The University of Wisconsin-Madison is currently taking applications for its "Men's Project," a six-week program that aims to counter the alleged harmful effects of society's masculinity paradigms and pressures and empower participants to promote "gender equity."


Gender equity.


I read this as women needing to grow a sack.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (1/I/y)

116 Oh, boy! I can't wait to wildly flap my arm wattles in front of the class!

Posted by: Trigglyflake at U of M-W at January 06, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

117 95
Packards had some ginormous chrome boobies on them too. Bigger than Cadillac.

And the headlights on these cars! The headlights were obviously boobies.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:15 PM (IKE1C)

So does that make the Tucker like that three-tittied girl on "Totall Recall"?

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:20 PM (7qAYi)

118
Speaking of Nazis, too bad about Pink Floyd. "Learning to Fly" is one damn good tune. Glad I downloaded it free on Bit Torrent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

119 >>Gender equity.


They can drink my Gender Fluid until they achieve Equilibrium.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:20 PM (QAjcy)

120 Speaking of Nazis, too bad about Pink Floyd.
===============================


What happened with Pink Floyd, J.J.?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (bpfzP)

121 Well then kill your own spiders, bitches!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (qJhUV)

122 Late to the thread, as usual (damned life).

I suggest R. Lee Ermey be dispatched to attend to these fey hipster douchebags.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

123 Six weeks to be gayer? Just put them in a room with Obama and it will be done in two minutes.

Posted by: Mega at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (EdXI9)

124 Yep, that explains how I went wrong. Toxic masculinity.

Toxic. Fuckin. Masculinity.

Posted by: Charles Manson at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (97XyN)

125 Well, at least they won't be breeding. Or will they? Does the class drain them of testosterone?
--

If they have any testosterone they don't even consider being in the same building as the class.

Zero Population Growth here we come!

Do you think Pixar will be doing the American version of Anime Tentacle Pron, or will it be another firm? Just wondering. Investments ya know.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (J5mC3)

126
So does that make the Tucker like that three-tittied girl on "Total Recall"?

Pretty much the same idea.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (IKE1C)

127 114 masculinity should only be displayed during an anonymous weekend on Fire Island
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (DpOmP)


Call me old fashioned but homo penis is not masculine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

128 Male identifying women need female identifying men, it's the future.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)

129 Whew. I was enrolled in the wrong university there for a minute. Never read the post, just the comments, right?

Posted by: Trigglyflake at U of W-M at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

130 120 Speaking of Nazis, too bad about Pink Floyd.
===============================


What happened with Pink Floyd, J.J.?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (bpfzP)


Virulent anti-Israel and Jew haters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

131 Who was that fashion fag who claimed he never knew manhood until he was penetrated?

They should get that guy to give a lecture.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (QAjcy)

132 Gender equity.

I read this as women needing to grow a sack.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:19 PM (1/I/y)


I thought it meant picking up the check half the time.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

133 "security in vulnerability"

Maybe it's just me, but I don't feel real secure when I'm feeling vulnerable.

What a bunch of jackasses.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

134 Virulent anti-Israel and Jew haters.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)
==============================

Dang. Did not know.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (bpfzP)

135 We've been subjected to an absolute lack of masculinity in the WH for the last eight years.

The only testosterone in this administration was supplied by ValJar and Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (PY9jH)

136 All of my jokes would go over their heads. I could start a presentation with, "Excuse me while I whip this out, " And all I would see is the tops of their heads while they look at their phones.

Messing with people isn't nearly as much fun when they have zero chance of catching on.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (a3sfz)

137 Virulent anti-Israel and Jew haters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

The whole band, or just Roger Waters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (bG+ug)

138 >>Virulent anti-Israel and Jew haters.


Well, Roger Waters at least...I don't know about the other two. (one is dead, I think).

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (QAjcy)

139 134
Dang. Did not know.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:23 PM (bpfzP)

Google Roger Waters. Sickening what he says and does.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

140
David Gilmour goes along with Waters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

141 Wicked, bad, *naughty* Zoot! Left the grail-shaped beacon on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (n18bY)

142 On the one hand the left wants to return to nature. As in going green and being anti-industry.
On the other hand they want to defy nature. As in gender fluidity.
Something tells me nature will always has the last laugh.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (LQLeS)

143
Roger Whitaker is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (IKE1C)

144 >>David Gilmour goes along with Waters.


Funny. They never play any benefits in the Middle East.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (QAjcy)

145 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.

Nah, that was the double bacon cheeseburger you ate for lunch.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (Xuv2G)

146 "well then kill your own spiders, bitches."

I'm pretty sure that's my new favorite thing for now.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (mGoD1)

147 Would love to hear the ROTC run PT past the classroom windows.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (0tfLf)

148 Mmmmm...Grail Shaped Bacon

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (QAjcy)

149 143
Roger Whitaker is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:24 PM (IKE1C)

Whitaker Chambers is dead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)

150 Why dont the Wisconsin snowflakes just sign up for Reggie Love's Rear Encounters course(aka Packing Fudge With Mr Johnson) and skip the toxic manly existence foreplay???

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (oBuXO)

151 Roger Whitaker is dead?

No. Slim Whitman is dead.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (97XyN)

152 I knew about Roger Waters. Didn't know about the rest of the band.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

153
What happened with Pink Floyd, J.J.?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:21 PM (bpfzP)


Virulent anti-Israel and Jew haters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

Gilmore or Waters? Waters has been a spectacular douchebag for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (a3sfz)

154 Packards had some ginormous chrome boobies on them too. Bigger than Cadillac.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------

Ooh!
We get to talk about Packards?
When I first bought my house as a young punk in '88 (maybe '89?), the first neighbor I met was an old man across the street that eventually became a very close friend.

He finally trusted me enough - he showed me his 1938 Packard one day.
"Want to take her for a spin?"
Uh, hell to the the yeah!

After a spin around the block, we parked her under the carport for a bath, then he opened the glove compartment & showed me the receipt - with his name on it! Original owner.
Dude used to build airplanes in the '20s & '30s... the stories he could tell over a lemonade on a summer day...

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (+r5OR)

155
How about a program on toxic liberalism or male hating dykes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

156 Whitaker Chambers is dead?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)



Forrest Whitaker is dead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

157 David Gilmour goes along with Waters.

I've never seen any evidence of that but it's quite possible that it's out there.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

158 I was just perusing the cover of National Geographic's issue about gender, today.

I couldn't keep up with all the identities.

SMOD, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

159 Whitaker Chambers killed Slim Whitman!

That BASTARD!!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (97XyN)

160
The fey-est mincing-est fagele pansy from my junior high school days could kick the living shit out of today's generation of "macho" college guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)

161 I saw a house with a yard sign today. I couldn't make out all of it, but what I could read said "This house believes Black Lives Matters, Science is Real.... We Love Everyone." Who wants to egg them?

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (7qAYi)

162 What's this I hear about Walt Whitman?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mGoD1)

163 Forrest Whitaker is dead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

Forrest Gump is dead?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

164 156
Forrest Whitaker is dead?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

Forrest Tucker? Oh no . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

165
Forrest Tucker is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (IKE1C)

166
Agarn!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (IKE1C)

167 i always hated pink floyd. drug abusers tuning guitars. somebody should make a shredding video of those limey clowns.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

168 162 What's this I hear about Walt Whitman?
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mGoD1)


Gay. And bearded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

169 The Gump isn't dead

Zed is dead.

Posted by: Bruce Willis at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (DpOmP)

170 166
Agarn!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (IKE1C)

I don't know everyone says you're so dumb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

171 Nathan Bedford Forrest is dead?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

172 Carlos Slim killed Walt Whitman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (89T5c)

173 I am without speech.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (LTHVh)

174 169 The Gump isn't dead

Zed is dead.
Posted by: Bruce Willis at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (DpOmP)

That's what I said. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

175 162 What's this I hear about Walt Whitman?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mGoD1)



Walt Disney choked on a Slim Jim?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (1/I/y)

176 Forrest Whitaker is dead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

Forrest Gump is dead?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (Jcg9Q)



DeForest Kelley is dead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

177 I was in the car, listening to the newz about the Ft. Lauderdale shooter, and I could have sworn I heard Gloria Estevan was the perp.

I can't keep up with all the crazy, and 2017 is just getting started.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

178 I honestly wonder ... and I've done work in Southern Wisconsin ... if there ain't a bunch of Wisconsin Dudes just finding a reason not to go to these classes ... still drinkin', huntin', and fishin' ... and just sneaking out and screwing the hell out of these girls in their moments of weakness.

The crews I met and drank with up there seemed practical like that. I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (fiGNd)

179 161: i'm in. how about we firebomb?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (KP5rU)

180 The nice thing about the Special Snowflakes in Madison is, they'll be snowbound till April, and thus their influence will be isolated by nature.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (bpfzP)

181 I saw Toxic Masculinity open for The Violent Femmes at the Madison student union back in '86.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (Fvwwd)

182 165
Forrest Tucker is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite
------------------

Don't y'all dare get on a "Tucker is dead?" roll...

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (+r5OR)

183 Walt Disney choked on a Slim Jim?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (1/I/y)



No, no, Slim Pickens killed Forrest Whitaker.

Try to keep up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

184 176
DeForest Kelley is dead?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

I'm dead, Jim.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

185 eric bolling is weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (cPsPa)

186 Slim Pickens, also dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (LTHVh)

Posted by: Fran Gerard at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (JO9+V)

188 Don't y'all dare get on a "Tucker is dead?" roll...
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (+r5OR)


OK, everyone, don't break the news to Chi about Tucker Carlson.

Mum's the word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

189
I don't know why everyone says you're so dumb.

Who says I'm dumb?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (IKE1C)

190 176. I'm dead, Jim.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (Fvwwd)

191 Forest Gump is dead. From teh AIDS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (PY9jH)

192 John Waters is dead? His "Pink Flamingos" was a cult classic. And speaking of gender fluidity, what the hell was the name of the drag queen who starred in all his movies? Can't remember. He/she was in the original "Hairspray" flick.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (LQLeS)

193 185 eric bolling is weapons grade stupid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (cPsPa)


I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

194 "security in vulnerability"

Thanks! Forgot that one.

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
Security is Vulnerability

Posted by: George Orwell at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

195 what about slim whitman? he still alive?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

196 Chi, great memory. I grew up at a small airport in Washington state rebuilding antique airplanes. One of my mentors was an old guy who flew fighters in WW 1. Awesome stories indeed!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0tfLf)

197 Fire one! Fire two! Torpedoes away!!

Posted by: Hitomi Tanaka at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (JO9+V)

198 Slim Pickens, DEAD! Slim Whitman, DEAD! Niedermeyer, DEAD!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (LTHVh)

199 The crews I met and drank with up there seemed practical like that. I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:29 PM (fiGNd)
=====================

Most people in Wisconsin like to hunt, fish, camp and drink. There are probably less than 50 people involved in this "project". One of them is probably Crying Boy from the Walker recall.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (bpfzP)

200 I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)




he said the shooter today was able to get his gun on the plane because of his military id.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (cPsPa)

201 Real men go to vocational tech, make money, and become Paolo on the side.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (vyqqu)

202 192 Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (LQLeS)


Unfortunately, Maxine Waters is still alive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

203 What's this I hear about Walt Whitman?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:27 PM (mGoD1)

Smoked too many Leaves of Grass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (bG+ug)

204 "the goal is to create a sense of security in vulnerability throughout the six-week program."

That is just so deep, man. *Takes another hit*

Posted by: West at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (5LfcX)

205 200
he said the shooter today was able to get his gun on the plane because of his military id.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (cPsPa)

Nice non-sequitur you got there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

206 seems no one at fox was aware that you could check firearms on a plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (cPsPa)

207 I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)


I swear I really would renew my DirecTV subscription just for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (wCEn4)

208 Slim Pickens? Wasn't he the parasitic twin of Fatty Arbuckle? (Both are dead btw.)

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (LQLeS)

209 I found myself behind a little Hyundai today, sporting a "Tolerance" sticker with all the silly symbols from the Coexist sticker.

I'm pretty sure the hipster female driver is probably less than tolerant of anyone who disagrees with her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (PY9jH)

210 >>I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)



Hahaha...

What makes you think Ace will be awake at 3pm 5 days a week!?

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (QAjcy)

211 "the goal is to create a sense of security in vulnerability throughout the six-week program."

That is just so deep, man. *Takes another hit*
Posted by: West at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (5LfcX)




so when isis shows up everyone gets raped.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (cPsPa)

212 197. Heh....I'd gladly go several rounds of island-hopping before finishing her with a crushing flanking maneuver.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (Fvwwd)

213
Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)

214 seems no one at fox was aware that you could check firearms on a plane.


They don't know anyone who drives a pickup either.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)

215 Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.


I love his samplers though, Damn shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (LTHVh)

216 They don't know anyone who drives a pickup either.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (cPsPa)

217 Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)



Walt Disney shot a bunch of people over a Texas suppository?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

218 204 "the goal is to create a sense of security in vulnerability throughout the six-week program."

That is just so deep, man. *Takes another hit*
Posted by: West at January 06, 2017 08:32 PM (5LfcX)

Be careful, I heard somewhere there's a distinct possibility it will make you go schizo.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (a3sfz)

219 Discover De Forest!

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (BO/km)

220 The only testosterone in this administration was supplied by ValJar and Mooch.

Hey! I give the best neck massages to other guys' wives!

Posted by: Joey "Delaware Kid" Biden at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (3C9q2)

221 198 Slim Pickens, DEAD! Slim Whitman, DEAD! Niedermeyer, DEAD!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (LTHVh)

He's psychotic, but absolutely right.

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (7qAYi)

222 197. I had to look her up, honestly. It's not like I have an encyclopedic knowledge of gravure aidoru......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (Fvwwd)

223 he said the shooter today was able to get his gun on the plane because of his military id.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:31 PM (cPsPa)


Well, that's how I used to get my bazooka through as checked luggage!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (wCEn4)

224 215
I love his samplers though, Damn shame.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (LTHVh)

Black mambos, crocodile ribs, french ticklers. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)

225 Mammoth mountain CA to receive 20' of snow in the next 5-7 days. You go global warming drought.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (6Ll1u)

226 Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.


I love his samplers though, Damn shame.


Well we have him in cryogenic suspension, so there's still hope.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (vyqqu)

227 219 Discover De Forest!
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (BO/km)

De wivver, de wock and de twee . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)

228 The Russians are Coming!

Posted by: Walt Whittaker at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (JO9+V)

229 This reminds me of an episode of Real Sex from HBO, I think, that I saw 10-15 years ago. It was about a married couple and the man wore this device that was literally padlocked around his penis and testicles so it was impossible for him to have an erection. He willingly volunteered to wear this thing constantly for a year. Mean while his wife was bringing home other men and having sex with them while he watched, etc. He also would perform oral sex on the men if they wanted or even allowed the men to have anal sex with him. They were sitting on a couch talking about this practice like it was normal thing, no big deal. This obviously made an impression on me....there are somethings you just can't unsee or unhear about. If you've ever seen the show you know how they film it so you don't actually see too much, just quick glimpses while they talk about stuff. That's where I learned the term cuck and what it meant.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (JNDQi)

230 Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)

"For all the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"

Posted by: just the punchline at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (bG+ug)

231 ...express. themselves. through. fashion...

Oooooo k.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (Gh3fw)

232 I woud think a book suppository would be painful,unless you had some "stretching" experience ala Richard Simmons.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (r/0kC)

233 228 The Russians are Coming!
Posted by: Walt Whittaker at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (JO9+V)



Nah. They're not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (SRKgf)

234 Do you think Pixar will be doing the American version of Anime Tentacle Pron, or will it be another firm? Just wondering. Investments ya know.

Just as Disney created a separate studio to make non-G movies, Pixar will spin off a separate render farm to do hentai.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (brIR5)

235 196 Chi, great memory. I grew up at a small airport in Washington state rebuilding antique airplanes. One of my mentors was an old guy who flew fighters in WW 1. Awesome stories indeed!
Posted by: Diogenes
----------------

His son took the car after he died & quickly sold it.
His daughter is still there across the street (I am there weekly), bUT almost nothing of his is left for me to have a physical memory to actually touch.

(I'd be happy with just one tool to put my hands on...)

But she has promised to let me take one of the pictures off the wall to go get a copy made for myself - I'll post it if/when that occurs.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (+r5OR)

236 grammie (or other cheese-heads) - I believe some serious progress (heh) was made up in WI, under Walker and the GOP legislature, even on this academic nonsense.


Wasn't tenure eliminated or restricted in state universities? Something like that.


Anyway, just wondering whether (a la MO, after their ridiculous tantrum at Mizzou) the state govt. might react to the publicity this idiocy is getting by reining in the fascist retards a bit, with $$$$.


Seems possible, with current WI political alignment.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

237 I remember hearing that Oswald shot Kennedy from a school-book suppository and thinking, "Man, books in Texas are a lot different than books in Alabama."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (97XyN)

238 De Plane... De Plane...

Posted by: Tattoo at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (DpOmP)

239 Walt Disney shot a bunch of people over a Texas suppository?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

If I had a Texas sized suppository, somebody might get shot.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (a3sfz)

240 233 228 The Russians are Coming!
Posted by: Walt Whittaker at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (JO9+V)


Nah. They're not even breathing hard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:36 PM (SRKgf)

Okay. That was good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

241 They don't know anyone who drives a pickup either.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)


Pickup, you mean like a pickup line?

Posted by: E Bolaing at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (wCEn4)

242 Ace has a great voice. He belongs on radio.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (6IPEM)

243 Greetings:

Sounds like a good place to stop off for some lunch money. Too bad it's only six weeks long.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (evgyj)

244 Nah. They're not even breathing hard.Nah. They're not even breathing hard.


I am choking to death here trying to stifle my laughter,

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (LTHVh)

245 Walt Whitman. Shot a bunch of people from that Texas school book suppository.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)





Beavis and Butthead watching a Donny Osmond video complaining how much it sucks. Butthead then says, I heard though that his dad, Lee Harvey Osmond, like killed a president or something.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

246 In Soviet Russia, no one drives pickup. Soviet pickup drives you.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2017 08:38 PM (0tfLf)

247 Well this seems fortuitous... MTVClassic has I Want My 80's showing right now. And there is Genesis performing Land of Confusion. We have Russians again so this song seems appropriate.
Y'know for most of Barkys reign of error, it was the 70's all over again. Now we're apparently entering the 80's. This should be interesting.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 06, 2017 08:38 PM (yTnCT)

248 Just a guess but one could figure that the 'women' taking,this UW course will have larger 'manhoods' than their alleged male classmates.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 06, 2017 08:38 PM (oBuXO)

249 Honestly, we need to bring back the draft. For boyz AND grrrlz.

Jeebus, what a nation of children we've become.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)

250 I bless the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

251 198 Slim Pickens, DEAD! Slim Whitman, DEAD! Niedermeyer, DEAD!
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Well, at least Niedermeyer's horse survived.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (+r5OR)

252 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:35 PM (6Ll1u)
We need it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:40 PM (IgBFP)

253 247 Of course that video skewers Reagan and Thatcher.Senile Reagan puppet pressing the "Nuke" button instead of the "Nurse" button.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:40 PM (r/0kC)

254 Well, at least Niedermeyer's horse survived.
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (+r5OR)

Nope. Pretty sure you're wrong.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 08:40 PM (Gh3fw)

255 That's Vittaker Valt, and it was actually the other sub crew member with the memorable mangled English line "emergency, emergency, everyone to get from street" (with thick Russian accent).


I wasted some electrons here the other day talking about how Alan Arkin's perfect Russian in that movie was led me to realize he's the son of immigrants.


Natalie Wood's Russian was the same - also the offspring of first generation immigrants. Only time I heard it was in a really, really bad made-for-TV sci-thing back in the ..... late 70s, early 80s (she played a Russian scientist)? Surely one of you walking movie/TV encyclopedias will know the one I'm talking about.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (QDnY+)

256
I bless the rains down in Africa.


Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)


That idiot Geraldo came back from taking his daughters on safari in S. Africa. And he grew a shaggy beard that makes him look like a guy who lives in a cardboard box under a bridge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (PY9jH)

257 223 & 228. Slavs are masters at attrition. We stay on the battlefield as long as it takes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (Fvwwd)

258 'Land of Confusion. '

Gawd I hate that song. Genesis jumped a bag of dicks,

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

259 247 Well this seems fortuitous... MTVClassic has I Want My 80's showing right now. And there is Genesis performing Land of Confusion. We have Russians again so this song seems appropriate.
Y'know for most of Barkys reign of error, it was the 70's all over again. Now we're apparently entering the 80's. This should be interesting.
Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 06, 2017 08:38 PM (yTnCT)


Soon, soon.

Posted by: josephistan, eyeing that Member's Only jacket in the back of the closet at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (7qAYi)

260 248 Just a guess but one could figure that the 'women' taking,this UW course will have larger 'manhoods' than their alleged male classmates.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 06, 2017 08:38 PM (oBuXO)


I doubt it, but they will be obese, festooned with tattoos and piercings, and have their hair dyed an unnatural color.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (Xuv2G)

261 209: when i was still working i had to drive by our high school everyday to pick up my boss. every day i saw a subaru parked there with a coexist sticker on it. right next to it a recall walker sticker. self identify much?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (KP5rU)

262 that's "sci-fi thing" with Natalie Wood

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (QDnY+)

263 Chi. I have one photo of a De Haviland Tiger Moth we rebuilt. A great little airplane.
I was really wanting to have the Regimental picture of his unit in France. Very cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (0tfLf)

264 242 Ace has a great voice face. He belongs on radio.
Posted by: L, Elle
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I am sorry, but I HAD to be the first to fix this.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:42 PM (+r5OR)

265 DeForest Kelley is dead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

Megyn Kelley is dead?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

266 Natalie Wood's Russian was the same - also the offspring of first
generation immigrants. Only time I heard it was in a really, really bad
made-for-TV sci-thing back in the ..... late 70s, early 80s (she played
a Russian scientist)? Surely one of you walking movie/TV encyclopedias
will know the one I'm talking about.


Not for TV. It was Meteor, which also had Sean Connery.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (vyqqu)

267 The left wants to eradicate both whiteness and maleness.




Part of Barry's browning of America

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)

268 This kind of brokedick 'education' is what happens when you use the Thomas Dewey/Montessori/Common Core style system.

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (zLDYs)

269 Oooh, MeAgain's farewell show is coming up.

I wonder if she'll spend the entire slot hawking her stupid book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

270 Surely one of you walking movie/TV encyclopedias will know the one I'm talking about.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:41 PM (QDnY+)

That's pretty esoteric. This should be good.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (Gh3fw)

271 so, does anyone have any thoughts on the realignment that is going to happen at fox?

with carlson getting meagain's slot and mccalum getting carlson's slot, wonder who else is going to move. seems eric bolling is angling for oreilly's slot though that is not going to happen.

ed henry really fucked himself by fucking that stripper,which is usually what happens when you fuck a stripper, and now he is one step over network donkey bitch.

perino is probably going to go somewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

272 I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.
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The whole show would be**beep**beep, beep** **beep**and he **beep, beep, beep**................
Especially with AtC, you have listened to a podcast, correct?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (JNDQi)

273 Most people in Wisconsin like to hunt, fish, camp and drink.

I liked my time up there. Worked in Beloit. Good people.

They loved to give me shit about my Kentucky accent. We had a good time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

274
Helen Mirren speaks fluent Russian. I believe that is her background. And, would still hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

275 So women that claim to be men are attending a program to make them less like men?

What is not to like?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (j1Wvr)

276 But, he has a great voice for Tv!

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (+r5OR)

277 My Dad was a pussy. He told the Russians everything about the island and boats and they didn't even have to torture him. Traitor!

Posted by: Pete Whittaker at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (JO9+V)

278 DeForest Kelley is dead?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)



Megyn Kelley is dead?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends


Should've armored up like cousin Ned...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (vyqqu)

279 Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:40 PM (r/0kC)
See, they hated Reagan too. It's either super genius evil villain or dumbass with all republicans.
After the fact they act like the current republican is beyond the pale, not like Reagan, we were totally cool with Reagan.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (IgBFP)

280 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)


Jesse Watters is getting his own show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

281 If my dog looked like Ace, I'd shave his ass and keep him inside.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (QAjcy)

282 250 I bless the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)


Down in the Seren-get-EEE.

What a for-shit tune that was. Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

283 Walt Disney shot a bunch of people over a Texas suppository?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

Are suppositories bigger in Texas?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

284 And that's 20' of snow on top of the 15' they already have. If only someone had a plan to capture that when it melts, oh that's right, the delta smelt needs the water more. Better to send it back to the ocean.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

285 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (KCxzN)

286 Gene Kelly is in the rain in Africa?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (mGoD1)

287 Brother Cavil, thanks! And wow - per Mr Macca Bean - that was quick!


I recalled it as made-for-TV, because that's how bad and cheesey I recall it being.


Anyway, was interesting to hear Wood speak Russian and realize she was a native speaker, just as with Arkin as the XO of the submarine in "The Rusians Are Coming".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

288 284 And that's 20' of snow on top of the 15' they already have. If only someone had a plan to capture that when it melts, oh that's right, the delta smelt needs the water more. Better to send it back to the ocean.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)



I hadn't previously known that delta smelt vote Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

289 266 And Brian Keith as the Russian leader,Keith spoke fluent Russian.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (r/0kC)

290 Jesse Watters is getting his own show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)



he has had one for a while, once a week on Saturday's or something.




he is like a fungus in the way he becomes less irritating over time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (cPsPa)

291 Are suppositories bigger in Texas?
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EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (JNDQi)

292 Jesse Watters is getting his own show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)



I thought he has one on the weekends

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)

293 Are suppositories bigger in Texas?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)




well duh, so are the assholes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (cPsPa)

294 283 Everything is bigger in Texas.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (r/0kC)

295 272 I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.
-----------
The whole show would be**beep**beep, beep** **beep**and he **beep, beep, beep**................
Especially with AtC, you have listened to a podcast, correct?
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (JNDQi)

Just don't say cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

296 DeForest Kelley is dead?





Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)





Megyn Kelley is dead?



Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends

Should've armored up like cousin Ned...


Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (vyqqu)

Hell son, you'd up armor too if you'd been made to squeal like a pig and . . and . . *breaks down sobbing*

Posted by: Ned Beatty at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (JO9+V)

297 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.

OT, but if OTC birth control pills are ever legalized, cismen will be able to take estrogen, without the need for a prescription. That is one way to make your breasts grow.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (rH4JY)

298 249 Honestly, we need to bring back the draft. For boyz AND grrrlz.

Jeebus, what a nation of children we've become.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)


Oh wow, please don't. With an all-volunteer force we still routinely end up with "Seaman Timmy has gaffed off four hours of roving logs, got drunk, shot or been shot by (we're not sure yet) his pregnant 19 year old wife, and driven his 45% APR Camaro off the pier".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (8nWyX)

299 Steevy, huh? The Russian leader was the sub captain, who was a Russian immigrant actor I believe.


Brian Keith was the town/island sheriff, right?


Anyway, great movie. Just for showcasing the ridiculous abundance of great comic and character actors of that period, if nothing else.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

300
Jesse Watters is getting his own show.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)







I thought he has one on the weekends

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)


He's getting a nightly show. He could replace O'BlahBlah and I'd be happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)

301 If my dog looked like Ace, I'd shave his ass and keep him inside.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (QAjcy)




you should teach him to walk backwards too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (cPsPa)

302 Gene Kelly is in the rain in Africa?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (mGoD1)




That was Grace Kelly in Yojimbo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (auHtY)

303 I have two young daughters, and I always thought I would spend my life worrying that they were going to marry assholes that I would one day have to murder. Now I'm starting to worry that they won't find ANY actual men in the future and I will have cats for grandchildren.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (HL3BI)

304 He's getting a nightly show. He could replace O'BlahBlah and I'd be happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)




hmm. whats his name shillue does well on the red eye show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (cPsPa)

305 268 This kind of brokedick 'education' is what happens when you use the Thomas Dewey/Montessori/Common Core style system.
Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (zLDYs)


I'm pretty sure I remember Ayn Rand praising Montessori schools in one of her essays. But that was back around 1970. Maybe they've changed since then.

Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

306 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)
The land of the retards that don't want to think about where their water comes from, or the oil that powers their jets.
We need high speed rail before new water projects, dams, and power.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (IgBFP)

307
Una
Paloma
Blanca

Posted by: Zombie Walt Whitman at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (Tyii7)

308 299 I was talking about in Meteor.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (r/0kC)

309 271 so, does anyone have any thoughts on the realignment that is going to happen at fox?

with carlson getting meagain's slot and mccalum getting carlson's slot, wonder who else is going to move. seems eric bolling is angling for oreilly's slot though that is not going to happen.
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All those slots being filled, sounds like an orgy.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (LQLeS)

310 The land of the retards that don't want to think about where their water comes from, or the oil that powers their jets.
We need high speed rail before new water projects, dams, and power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (IgBFP)

reservoirs would have been good -- but trains are better.

choo choo.

No, but seriously -- you can't drink a train. I don't think.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (WGxp4)

311 WRT that song Africa..... Indiana University had an a cappella group called Straight No Chaser. Awesome group. They did the song Africa and just outright made that song worth listening to. They managed to mix that into a hilarious version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Highly recommend checking it out on YouTube.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (yTnCT)

312 We need high speed rail before new water projects, dams, and power.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (IgBFP)


If you can get there faster on high speed rail, you won't need as much power!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (wCEn4)

313 That is one way to make your breasts grow.



Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (rH4JY)

Eating a lot seems to work quite nicely also.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

314 I wonder if Trump can declare the Delta smelt a varmint species and put a bounty on them.

Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (2RVmA)

315
I have two young daughters, and I always thought I would spend my life
worrying that they were going to marry assholes that I would one day
have to murder. Now I'm starting to worry that they won't find ANY
actual men in the future and I will have cats for grandchildren.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (HL3BI)


My husband and I were JUST tonight talking about our son's chances of finding a smart, sweet, conservative girlfriend. He's had his heart ripped out of his chest, and seems unwilling to even look around, just hang with his dog.

I say he needs to focus on his last year of college, finding a great job, and then look around. Husband thinks he needs to be looking now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

316
Jesse Watters is getting his own show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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He should. Just for the exposure of the millenial idiots & the giggles for us.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (+r5OR)

317 249 Honestly, we need to bring back the draft. For boyz AND grrrlz.

Jane ... I know you're proud of your boy. You should be.

And I volunteered, back in '90.

But it'll be a cold day in hell before I send my kids off to mandatory service to this government. I'll fight first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

318 kennedy's show has hit its stride.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (cPsPa)

319 300


Jesse Watters is getting his own show.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)


That is good shit. He has been on The Five and he kicks Juan's ass every night.



Politely. While laughing his ass at him. Watter is sharp and quick.

Posted by: nonamenic at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (pvwwD)

320 mike judge should write and produce a news show. i would watch that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

321 312 We need high speed rail before new water projects, dams, and power.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (IgBFP)

If you can get there faster on high speed rail, you won't need as much power!
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And you can use it to deliver water too! Duh!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (JNDQi)

322

No, but seriously -- you can't drink a train. I don't think.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (WGxp4)

There's Night Train

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (7qAYi)

323 308 But I am actually wrong,he didn't speak a word.Though Natalie Wood gave him credit for how well he bluffed it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079550/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (r/0kC)

324 When I was studying Russian (a loooooong time), you could literally not hear it spoken in the US (or most anywhere else, really) without contact with Soviet diplomatic personnel - which was never a normal or relaxed thing. Emigre teachers, Radio Moscow - that was about it.


Shortly after the damn Soviets collapsed, ruining so many lives built around fighting them, of course you started to hear it everywhere.


Two months ago two 20-something shooters at the rifle match were speaking Russian with each other. Of course they were using ARs - it was me using a Mosin-Nagant.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (QDnY+)

325 I'm pretty sure I remember Ayn Rand praising Montessori schools in one of her essays. But that was back around 1970. Maybe they've changed since then.
Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

----------------------------------------

Her novels are rapey.

Posted by: UMW grad at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (LQLeS)

326
That is one way to make your breasts grow.







Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 06, 2017 08:47 PM (rH4JY)



Eating a lot seems to work quite nicely also.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

Rub toilet paper over 'em.
*just the punchline*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (JO9+V)

327 All those slots being filled, sounds like an orgy.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (LQLeS)

I would have loved to see Fox give Guilfoyle her own evening program and tell her to sex it the fuck up.

But, reality. Shit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Gh3fw)

328 Jesse Watters is getting his own show.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)


That is good shit. He has been on The Five and he kicks Juan's ass every night.



Politely. While laughing his ass at him. Watter is sharp and quick.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (pvwwD)




what's the difference between kicking juan william's ass on the five and what those four savages did to the poor kid on youtube?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (cPsPa)

329 314 I wonder if Trump can declare the Delta smelt a varmint species and put a bounty on them.
Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (2RVmA)

Pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, kill the smelt.

Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (7qAYi)

330 @303 - Rule 303.

Not to worry. I have two young blond-haired, blue-eyed, heartbreakers-in-training that will steal their hearts away and be able to change a tire, while being perfect gentlemen. And I ain't paying shit for no beddle-headed fake try to get laid degree or course.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (n18bY)

331 All those slots being filled, sounds like an orgy.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller

Roger Ailes is pissed he's missing it.

Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (2RVmA)

332 And you can use it to deliver water too! Duh!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (JNDQi)


Can't believe I missed that aspect of high speed rail! It's really the right choice for priority infrastructure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (wCEn4)

333 what's the difference between kicking juan william's ass on the five and what those four savages did to the poor kid on youtube?
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What?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (JNDQi)

334 slots being filled, sounds like an orgy.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:50 PM (LQLeS)

I would have loved to see Fox give Guilfoyle her own evening program and tell her to sex it the fuck up.

But, reality. Shit.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Gh3fw)




she does not have enough to have her own show, however, she should be a guest on every show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (cPsPa)

335 288. The delta smelt consumes govt resources, inconveniences taxpayers, and requires a subsidy to survive. Of course they're dem voters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:54 PM (0bBNi)

336 317
But it'll be a cold day in hell before I send my kids off to mandatory service to this government. I'll fight first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)


Yeah, this.

Purge the government of criminals, commies, and Muslims first, and then we can talk.

Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

337 Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:52 PM (JNDQi)
That's probably what we will have to do.
We have a rail project to nowhere. We have a bunch of retards running the state.
Our roads suck, our schools suck, we have no new water projects. We really needed that stupid train.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:55 PM (IgBFP)

338 Aaaaand here's MeAgain's last snow. (She just had to mention the Ft. Lauderdale shooter had "military training.")

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 08:55 PM (PY9jH)

339 315; jane neither son or daughter are married. not even looking. i say nothing. it's their life. most younger people i know don't play that anymore. college or not. maybe because divorce became so prevelant they just don't want the hassle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

340 Ah, steevy, sorry, I of course thought you meant the other movie, where Keith of course had a prime role. Interesting, thanks for that link!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

341 Meteor is one of those movies where they apparently spent all the money on the ast.The effects were shit,even for the time.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (r/0kC)

342 329
Pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, kill the smelt.
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 08:53 PM (7qAYi)


Hoagy Carmichael hardest hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (mbhDw)

343 That was Grace Kelly in Yojimbo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 08:48 PM (auHtY)



Is Red Adair still screwing Grace Kelley?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (1/I/y)

344 I can feel my breasts growing just reading this.

Hey, babe, I want you to read this article....

Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (HV1LS)

345 "Not to worry. I have two young blond-haired, blue-eyed, heartbreakers-in-training that will steal their hearts away and be able to change a tire, while being perfect gentlemen. And I ain't paying shit for no beddle-headed fake try to get laid degree or course"

As long as they mind their manners, flounder. I've already taught my 5 year old to throw a punch and I'm pretty sure her stand up game is already better than Ronda Rousey's.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (HL3BI)

346 306 The land of the retards that don't want to think about where their water comes from, or the oil that powers their jets.
We need high speed rail before new water projects, dams, and power.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:49 PM (IgBFP)

Exactly. The PC woo-woo types here love to bemoan "the drought." I think they'll be sorry when it's declared to be over. Just try telling them that this is a cyclical pattern, and all you have to do is have enough reservoir capacity, and it won't be a problem at all. They do not want to hear it.

Everything the Government is responsible seems to turn this way eventually -- you can't expect them to work to provide you with what you want, you should scale down your expectations. Hell with that. He has not ever mentioned it AFAIK, but I cherish the hope that Trump will roll back the EPA water rules that prevent showers (at any price) and toilets (except expensive ones) from functioning properly.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (iMxBJ)

347 >>>Brian Keith

"been fearsome confused for a month or two but i ain't never been lost!"

the mountain men

Posted by: concrete girl at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (biupr)

348 Down in the Seren-get-EEE.



What a for-shit tune that was. Feh.



You think that's bad, I'm earwormed with Take On Me. I'm listening to every version of it on YouTube.

I like the thrash-metal ones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (LTHVh)

349 Alan Arkin in Simon, in which he regresses, via isolation tank, back to single-celled organism and then forward through the evolutionary monkey chain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c26VIq47Q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (EnKk6)

350 Meteor is one of those movies where they apparently spent all the money on the ast.The effects were shit,even for the time.


Yeah...really bad.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (qUNWi)

351 Juan Williams is dumb, but very nice. McCain is dumb, and an incredible a**hole. Based on personal experience.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

352 My money says that the hyper loop will be built before any high speed rail makes it out of LA. The private v public aspect weighs heavily on my prediction.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:58 PM (6Ll1u)

353 #TwoWeeks

Posted by: An Observation at January 06, 2017 08:58 PM (ltGLk)

354 Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (2RVmA)
We have a salamander around here that shuts down projects because it's an endangered species.
The farmers all had bumper stickers declaring tiger salamanders the other white meat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 08:58 PM (IgBFP)

355 Not that anyone cars, but I'm going minimalist.
A Jesse Stone movie is starting.

The movies aren't great, but I always liked the novels. Sue me.
Besides, Tom Selleck. (Modern cowboy/police chief)

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:58 PM (+r5OR)

356 Speaking of Ayn Rand (who is both Russian and dead btw) watching her in youtube interviews, she always struck me as dyke-ish--her voice, her look, her manner. But I know she was into men in a big way. Wanted to be overpowered by them, fantasized and fictionalized about it.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at January 06, 2017 08:59 PM (LQLeS)

357 314 I wonder if Trump can declare the Delta smelt a varmint species and put a bounty on them.
Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2017 08:51 PM (2RVmA)



The delta smelt is well down the list of things on which there should be a bounty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:59 PM (SRKgf)

358 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

In my family, it's only my sons (excluding my daughter) creating a next Hrothgar generation. Neither my brother's nor my sister's kids are married or planning to get married.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 06, 2017 08:59 PM (wCEn4)

359 Deep thought:

A month is shorter than a year except for January.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2017 08:59 PM (IDPbH)

360 You think that's bad, I'm earwormed with Take On Me. I'm listening to every version of it on YouTube.

I like the thrash-metal ones.
Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (LTHVh)


The day I realized that Blake's "The Tyger" matches syllable for syllable with "Cult of Personality" was a dark day.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (8nWyX)

361 Brian Keith was great,and could be funny as hell.The Mountain Men has some great humor in it.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (r/0kC)

362 I'm a MAN baby!!!

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (SpeiC)

363 Is Red Adair still screwing Grace Kelley?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 08:56 PM (1/I/y)



No, he's dancing with Ginger Rogers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (auHtY)

364 I learned a new term from my husband tonight.

"Lot Lizard."

He was visiting a client's manufacturing plant, and it seems some young "ladies" have been visiting a distant area of the facility. They haven't been able to catch them with their "clients" yet.

Anyone here ever hear of that term?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (PY9jH)

365 This may be new, but I'd give Barack Obama a Lifetime Acheivement medal for this in the hopes he'd become a member of this faculty

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (W4jkE)

366 348 Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (LTHVh)

Just got Hendrix "Stone Free" playing. Now that is the ultimate cowbell tune.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (mbhDw)

367 Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (iMxBJ)
I remember when Santa Barbara was planning to build a desal plant for water. Then the drought ended and they scrapped it. Montecito is just about out of water.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (IgBFP)

368 "My husband and I were JUST tonight talking about our son's chances of finding a smart, sweet, conservative girlfriend. He's had his heart ripped out of his chest, and seems unwilling to even look around, just hang with his dog."

Jane, don't you live in Savannah? I'm thinking finding a conservative girl in the South won't be that hard.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (HL3BI)

369 This is a good thread for me to rant that my workplace, rather than fire the climate study folks that have been massaging, cutting, sculpting data to fit their BS "we are all going to die of heat stroke 11!" models and make an effort to honestly study the history of earth's climate and try to understand how it works are bringing in a psychologist to give some seminars on "communicating climate change" a seminar "beyond facts and stories:navigating the psychological dimensions of communicating climate change" and then a 3 hour workshop to practice the tele-gai-ist BS. Maybe I can afford to go and be a troublemaker or at least spy out the psy-ops they intend to use and report to WUWT and here. If I get fired, job prospects are at least looking rosier with TFG almost gone and the Hildabeast having lost.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (dkExz)

370 The start of the big rain is supposed to come tonight here in the North Bay. A "once in 10 years storm," they say, and followed by another. Watch out, what comes here will move East in a few days.

Mrs Splunge has fixated on the phrase "shelter in place." She can't stand to be cooped up, but is somehow excited that we might have to "shelter in place" for a while.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)

371 If the water projects planned in the 60s had been completed - and, of course, it wasn't subsequently decided to divert something like 40% (? more?) of controlled runoff to protect the delta smelt and similar boondoggles - I think CA (even with the pop. growth) would be fine on water.


Well, ag is different, because there you're talking more about drawing down on aquifers - but there's some tie-in to the idiotic water diversion too.


And what does the geologic record (the ONLY reliable proxy data on the planet) tell us? Something like several 100-yr droughts in the last 50,000 years? A few much longer droughts, if you go back just a bit more?


Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:02 PM (QDnY+)

372 I was just reading some Singin' In the Rain trivia.

Gene Kelly had a 103F fever when he filmed the famed sequence of singing in the rain.

Donald O'Connor was laid up in bed for three days after filming that "Make 'Em Laugh" sequence where he did the backflips climbing up the walls.

And Debbie Reynolds' feet were bleeding after they filmed the "Good Mornin" sequence, which took them from 8am to 11pm.

And Gene was quite mean to Debbie initially.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 06, 2017 09:02 PM (DW+jj)

373 364. Oh, Jane, you have lived a sheltered life......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 09:02 PM (0bBNi)

374 Jane, don't you live in Savannah? I'm thinking finding a conservative girl in the South won't be that hard.



Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (HL3BI)


His university is crawling with Snowflake princesses. And you've heard of SCAD? Snowflake central.

I'm not getting worried. Yet. I'd love to have a grandchild or two before I'm too old to enjoy them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (PY9jH)

375 288 284 And that's 20' of snow on top of the 15' they already have. If only someone had a plan to capture that when it melts, oh that's right, the delta smelt needs the water more. Better to send it back to the ocean.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)


I hadn't previously known that delta smelt vote Democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)
*************
Some asshole hauled striped bass from Chesapeake Bay in whiskey barrels way back in horse and buggy days and dumped them into the estuary near Antioch Ca. They flourished and pressured the delta smelt eventually eating them into extinction.

Posted by: torabora at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (67tzj)

376 Posted by: concrete girl at January 06, 2017 08:57 PM (biupr)

One of my favorites . Critics say it was Charlton Heston's worst movie. That's why I never pay attention to critics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (IDPbH)

377 364; yes. and so has every truck driver i know. for years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

378 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport


smelling like victory already

Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (jrFgU)

379 Brian Keith was frickin' great in Nevada Smith.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (+r5OR)

380 Amusing Rooski story: My third year or college we had a pair of Soviet exchange students, a friendly guy and a dour girl. The campus in question being as it was they were kinda darlings, but a handful of us had a running gag figuring which one was KGB. (My money said the guy was KGB and the girl GRU.)

Fast forward to the end of senior year, spring of '92. I'm looking around a second-hand store near campus when I find something curious--a Soviet army coat. I'm pretty sure it was legit, as the tags were all in Russian...I still wish I had the cash to buy it, it would have been a hell of a conversation piece!

I couldn't have worn it though. Too small...perhaps a woman's size...

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I had those two pegged right.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 09:04 PM (vyqqu)

381 364 - Oh yeah Jane. Very common in parking lots at truck stops.

I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2017 09:04 PM (tr2D7)

382 364. In light of that, let me give you a bit of advice - while it's a good sign if a restaurant has a lot of big rigs parked there, the same does not hold true for motels.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 09:04 PM (0bBNi)

383 Lot lizards do sex for money with cab lizards


Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 09:04 PM (jrFgU)

384 This, plus Zardoz, pretty much sums up my 20's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 08:16 PM (Fvwwd)

Zardoz gets a bad rap. The giant flying bearded head loaded with guns and ammo is the stuff of dreams. Okay, Director John Boorman's dreams. Because John Boorman.

Posted by: troyriser at January 06, 2017 09:04 PM (ZkXe+)

385 Splunge,
I asked my husband and Santa Barbara built it but never used it because the drought ended. I remember the last drought. It ended in the early ninety's. I think.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)

386 Did Bill Clinton ever do anything that could pass for 'masculine'? I mean like, ever. Even ride a bicycle, play tennis, ...bowl?

Posted by: torabora at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (67tzj)

387 He was visiting a client's manufacturing plant, and
it seems some young "ladies" have been visiting a distant area of the
facility. They haven't been able to catch them with their "clients" yet.

Anyone here ever hear of that term?


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ayup. Also seen around truck stops.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (vyqqu)

388 You guys never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (PY9jH)

389 Is this the university where you can pretty much walk around campus with your cock hanging out if you self-identify as a tranny? Coming soon to an institution of higher education near you, Bucko!

Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (kXx1b)

390 Did Bill Clinton ever do anything that could pass for 'masculine'?

Like getting a BJ in the Oval Office?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2017 09:06 PM (tr2D7)

391 Jeebus, PaleRider.


Full-blown lysenkoism can be added to the pathologies afflicting America (and beyond) thanks to the idiocy of the dominant non-elite elites.


Please do squeal, discreetly, to WUWT (just change enough, or omit enough, details to maintain deniability).


Gotta love the training title, though - "beyond facts". !!!! WTFFFFF would a technical or scientific undertaking ever consider going "beyond facts"?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

392 Oh, Madison, how I haven't missed you one iota since leaving over two years ago. The white city that claims to be so diverse because every other woman there is a lesbian. How you wished you were world-class, but it turned out you had no class at all.

I'm sure most of the lesbians in Madison could do with pajama boys instead of men, after all, but the rest of us?

I moved to Alaska. It's nearly far enough away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (cm1Bl)

393 I'll bet Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

394 385 Splunge,
I asked my husband and Santa Barbara built it but never used it because the drought ended. I remember the last drought. It ended in the early ninety's. I think.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)


Interesting. Wonder if it has been left to rot. Govts tend to be not so good at routine maintenance of stuff that's not highly visible to voters.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)

395 I doubt Trump is the general you would want to be in charge of a culture war.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (MizAj)

396 Lot Lizard."

He was visiting a client's manufacturing plant, and it seems some young "ladies" have been visiting a distant area of the facility. They haven't been able to catch them with their "clients" yet.

Anyone here ever hear of that term?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----------------

I always associated the term with the whores that troll the truckstop parking lots.
They tend to look for lonely/honey truckers.
A very common practice

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (+r5OR)

397 Hillary still up 2.5% in Texas, for realz!!

Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (jrFgU)

398 384. I love that flick. But then, I'm the guy who pirates wifi from a local govt office to download Hammer Films torrents......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (0bBNi)

399 Speaking of Nazis, too bad about Pink Floyd. "Learning to Fly" is one damn good tune. Glad I downloaded it free on Bit Torrent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Seriously? Leaving aside Waters' descent into libtardedness for a second, don't tell that to any purist. "Learning to Fly" is a fine song, but it is from their much reviled album Momentary Lapse of Reason, after they split up. True Floyd is anything from Meddle to the Wall, but not much else.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (rH4JY)

400 Well the Truck Stop cutie comin' on to me

Tried to talk me into a ride

Said I wouldn't be sorry

But she was just a baby


Posted by: Eddie Rabbit at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

401 I'll bet Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)




Reggie: He's given a few too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

402 393 I'll bet Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)


TMI. Maybe Trump should add "burn Obama office chair" to his massive to-do list, after his wonderful "recall all ambassadors" move.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (iMxBJ)

403 *horny, not honey.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (+r5OR)

404 393 I'll bet Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)



In Mother Russia, the cigar smokes YOU!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (1/I/y)

405 >>>One of my favorites

yeah, mine too.
i love when they argue.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (biupr)

406
That's it -- our grandsons are going to trade schools.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (BK3ZS)

407 CaliGirl in October when we drove over the pass Lake Cachuma looked like it was about 1/4 mile across, at most. About invisible. I remember when you could see it not long after crossing over the pass, just past Cold Spring I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

408 Yeah, I imagine Barky prefers giving more than receiving.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 06, 2017 09:10 PM (DW+jj)

409 His university is crawling with Snowflake princesses. And you've heard of SCAD? Snowflake central.

I'm not getting worried. Yet. I'd love to have a grandchild or two before I'm too old to enjoy them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:03 PM (PY9jH)




he's in college, what is the point of a girlfriend?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)

410 371 If the water projects planned in the 60s had been completed - and, of course, it wasn't subsequently decided to divert something like 40% (? more?) of controlled runoff to protect the delta smelt and similar boondoggles - I think CA (even with the pop. growth) would be fine on water.
Well, ag is different, because there you're talking more about drawing down on aquifers - but there's some tie-in to the idiotic water diversion too.
And what does the geologic record (the ONLY reliable proxy data on the planet) tell us?

Something like several 100-yr droughts in the last 50,000 years? A few much longer droughts, if you go back just a bit more?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:02 PM (QDnY+)


When Moonbeam first entered office (1975) there was a complete plan and funding to build water infrastructure for CA (pop. 16 million at the time). As once of his first initial acts, he scotched that.

Now that we've added 22 million asshole liberals, we have a water shortage. Duh.

Approximately 50% of the available freshwater goes to the fucking delta smelt. So when liberals bleat about agriculture taking 80% of the water, and residences taking 10% (industry presumably taking the remaining 10%), they are being disingenous: those are the percentages of the remaining water.

And as for droughts etc. here, unless we look to the geological record, as you suggest, we're talking the statistics of small numbers. How many days annually does it seriously rain in, say, SoCal? Maybe 10? So if it rains 5 days, it's a 50% drop. Another 10 days, and it's a 100% increase. Either way, the liberals lose their shit over what is basically a minor statistical fluctuation. If you flipped a coin and got heads three times, would you around shrieking the sky is falling? (Assuming you're not a liberal, of course.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

411 393 I'll bet Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

When did he ever spend enough time in the oval office to actually get one? I'm thinking back nine....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2017 09:10 PM (cm1Bl)

412 >> I'd love to have a grandchild or two before I'm too old to enjoy them.


That's just selfish.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 09:11 PM (QAjcy)

413 so should someone tweet megyn to let her know she is going to be really sorry once she leaves fox?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 09:12 PM (cPsPa)

414 Man, there's like a thousand covers of Take On Me, many with their own remade video, in many languages. I think this one is Korean.

http://bit.ly/2i2uUrT

Posted by: Grump928(C) introduces the earworm at January 06, 2017 09:12 PM (LTHVh)

415 Ah, yes, the CA drought, where all the houses smell like pee because nobody flushes, and you can paint your lawn green, but don't water it, or the water nazis will come bang on your door....

Here, of course, water falls from the sky, so we don't have that issue.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2017 09:12 PM (cm1Bl)

416 Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office. And not from a woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

When did he ever spend enough time in the oval office to actually get one? I'm thinking back nine....
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2017 09:10 PM (cm1Bl)



joe biden / bj tomato tomahto

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 06, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

417 rickl @ 336- purge criminals, commies, muslims?
Brother, you is singing my song!

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2017 09:13 PM (zLDYs)

418 Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:02 PM (QDnY+)
They let the water run to the ocean here too. They are trying to get salmon back. I'm not sure exactly which river/stream though. A friend of mine is on the water board. They searched the records and there haven't been salmon in the rivers/streams, some of them never, some for over 100 years.

Where we farm there is plenty of water. Huge aquafir that is bowl shaped. The farther you are from the center of the bowl, the wells are going dry. We need rain and to better plan for rainy days. Pun intended.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:13 PM (IgBFP)

419 Yep, 17 inches of rain expected this weekend in the Santa PCruz Mountains. I have over there tomorrow. No, thank you, I'll pass!

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2017 09:13 PM (W4jkE)

420 "And you've heard of SCAD? Snowflake central."

Oh yeah, I'm familiar with it. Tell him to go to parties at Georgia Southern, or make the trip north to a football game in Athens. Armies of drop dead gorgeous girls.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 06, 2017 09:14 PM (HL3BI)

421 Lot Lizards. Used to mess with them on the CB. Sierra Sids and Boomtown (local truck stops in Reno) we're loaded with them and they were always on the air. Lot of fun messing them. "Hey lady, how much extra for the disease?" That always got them riled up.

Posted by: JROD at January 06, 2017 09:14 PM (vW8Mk)

422 In CO some cities will restrict watering in dry years, but homeowners are not allowed to install artificial turf. Of course there are a LOT of people who moved here from the left coast ..

Posted by: PaleRider at January 06, 2017 09:14 PM (dkExz)

423 391
Gotta love the training title, though - "beyond facts". !!!! WTFFFFF would a technical or scientific undertaking ever consider going "beyond facts"?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:06 PM (QDnY+)


Facts are ciswhiteheteronormative. Hence, doubleplusungood.

Posted by: rickl at January 06, 2017 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

424 411; he was going to pitch and catch that one time on af1 but, then he got high. the choom master don't give a fuck about sex of any kind. except with a mirror.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

425 Since we're on 80's synth pop earworms. I'll see your Take on Me and raise you a 'Situation':

https://youtu.be/_D3udbawA1Q

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 06, 2017 09:16 PM (0bBNi)

426 Exactly right, Jay.


And of course your point about stats and small numbers/samples etc. is just the first thing that jumps out about every bit of climate "science".


Gotta run, but I remain vexed that, given the lack of credible understanding of the massive repeated changes in global climate over the fullness of history, even "skeptics" often do some mealy-mouthed lip service about man "having some effect" on climate. Really, based on WHAT do you say that? Have seen statements by leading "deniers" along these lines that have left me stunned. Seems like unscientific BS uttered for to manage social and political ostracism.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

427 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:16 PM (PY9jH)

428 Barry has gotten at least one BJ in the Oval Office.

I'm thinking 'gotten' may be the wrong word.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2017 09:16 PM (W4jkE)

429 It's only been a few hours and we're not even mentioning the Florida airport shooting......we've had so many "incidents " these last 8 years that we've become almost nonchalant about it....sad....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 09:17 PM (JNDQi)

430 Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2017 09:09 PM (QDnY+)
Cachuma is the lowest I've ever seen it. All the lakes are. Monticeto has its own lake/water district. I can't remember the name/location of it but the monticeto residents can afford to truck in water for their landscaping. I'm looking at you oprah.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:18 PM (IgBFP)

431 For about a decade or so, Lake Travis in Austin was drying up, all kinds of dire predictions. The rains kept missing the watershed area. Doom. Despair. Agony, oh my.

Then recently the rains started hitting the target area. Lake Travis is now 10+ feet over "normal" I hear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2017 09:19 PM (JO9+V)

432 Think of how big the rush was to make the first ' smelt it dealt it' joke?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2017 09:19 PM (IDPbH)

433 I picked up a Russian Army Ivan fur hat in Belgrade in 92.

That thing is made of MINK. No shit. Softest fur you ever saw. Fold those ear flaps down and your ears are happy in winter.

But, yes. Too small.

Commies don't eat so good.

Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2017 09:20 PM (HV1LS)

434 Boy...that just makes me want to walk around and wiggle my wiener around.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at January 06, 2017 09:21 PM (n3hky)

435 423, 391. Not just beyond facts, but beyond facts and anecdotes (stories). So "don't rely on facts and related experiences to make your point to lay people" I can only imagine this means the climate science group folks need to use myths about what will happen to the great grandkids to really tug on heart strings and convince the bitter clingers to pay more taxes to atone for their lifestyles.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 06, 2017 09:21 PM (dkExz)

436 The old timers here when I was a kid would talk about how we would get the steelhead run in San Juan Creek, before we took all the water for people and agricultural production. They blew up all the dams going up Ortega Hwy years ago, but that didn't bring them back because the people are taking too much still. You can't go back home in socal.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)

437 29 OTOH, every attendee is probably gonna get laid. Bad news, the girls will look like Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: OCBill at January 06, 2017 08:02 PM (df+Zi)



I'm not counting getting pegged as getting laid.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 06, 2017 09:24 PM (1JnAL)

438 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2017 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Around here, they want to deny people the water and give it to the fish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2017 09:26 PM (IgBFP)

439 I havent shaved in at least 16 months. I look like a jihadI to some, I'm sure.
I am probably more conservative than Barry Goldwater.
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:16

Haven't shaved in a few days. Often I'll grow a beard for the winter. I kinda stopped when it began getting gray, but lately, WTF, I go for it..

Barry has always been one of my favorites in politics. We lived in a pretty Democratic neighborhood. In 64 my Dad put up an AuH2o sign! I just asked him about that, he was young and never thought about the area being mostly Dems.

It's telling of the change that today people were afraid to put out signs supporting Trump.

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2017 09:29 PM (o/90i)

440 439
I havent shaved in at least 16 months. I look like a jihadI to some, I'm sure.

I am probably more conservative than Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2017 08:16



Haven't shaved in a few days. Often I'll grow a beard for the
winter. I kinda stopped when it began getting gray, but lately, WTF, I
go for it..






Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2017 09:29 PM (o/90i)



I haven't shaved in about 3 weeks, and boy...is my cooter a tangle, and my pits??...can't even lower my arms.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2017 09:33 PM (n3hky)

441 272
I think me, Ace, CBD, AtC and few others should just take over The Five.

-----------

The whole show would be**beep**beep, beep** **beep**and he **beep, beep, beep**................

Especially with AtC, you have listened to a podcast, correct?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 06, 2017 08:43 PM (JNDQi)

I'd watch it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2017 09:36 PM (8iiMU)

442 Mrs Splunge has fixated on the phrase "shelter in
place." She can't stand to be cooped up, but is somehow excited that we
might have to "shelter in place" for a while.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2017 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)

I despise that term.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2017 09:41 PM (8iiMU)

443 "I havent shaved in at least 16 months. .... I am probably more conservative than Barry Goldwater."

Actually, I always thought Goldwater was a little soft as a conservative. /total snark

I've had a beard for over 40 years. Just trim it once a month or so. It was dark back then, now it qualifies as polar bear white. I assume I still have a chin under there. Haven't seen it for a while. Beats the hell out of trying to stay clean shaven.

Posted by: JTB at January 06, 2017 09:46 PM (V+03K)

444 Anyone here ever hear of that term?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2017 09:00 PM (PY9jH)

It's been around a long time. Refers to low-rent hookers who hang around the parking areas at truck stops.

Posted by: just the punchline at January 06, 2017 09:52 PM (bG+ug)

445 I have this to say about masculinity, as I await the ONT.

A world without masculine men would be a terrible place. So keep on keepin' on, 'rons. Fuck these SJWs.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 06, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

446 "I havent shaved in at least 16 months. .... I am probably more conservative than Barry Goldwater."

Actually, I always thought Goldwater was a little soft as a conservative. /total snark

I've had a beard for over 40 years. Just trim it...
JTB

Thanks to you both I'm not shaving it off tomorrow. Be well bearded gentlemen.

T

Juan Williams is dumb, if you didn't now.

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2017 10:15 PM (o/90i)

447 If these "men" get any softer they are going to start lactating.

Posted by: Shelgel at January 06, 2017 10:20 PM (42Pw6)

448 Is the course taught by a womyn?

Posted by: Department of Idle Curiosity at January 06, 2017 10:47 PM (o7l6R)

449 This shite is also an insult to women. Real women, that is.

"Masculinity is the root cause of Rampant Individualism!" -- Sociologist jerkmeats

[IOW, stop ramping, men!]

Posted by: Beverly at January 06, 2017 11:50 PM (An//k)

450 Thread killer.

Posted by: Corona at January 06, 2017 11:58 PM (xVq5B)

451 I work with a bunch of young guys and I constantly mock them for being pussies.
It's getting so they are fighting back and have started to threaten to break my hip, so I am making progress with them.
Any sign of masculinity should be encouraged in the young guys.
Also, calling someone a liberal is now one of the worst insults they throw around.

Posted by: Stan at January 07, 2017 10:31 AM (n8g88)

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