aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Update: Second Shooter?
Update: No Second Shooter
Update: No second shooter. To give credit where it's due, Shep Smith pointed out dozens of times that aftershock panics were common in these sorts of situations.
"No second active shooter" at #FortLauderdale airport, police say. Five people killed and gunman is in custody #SNT https://t.co/9PE2Ibc7Ny
— Sky News Tonight (@SkyNewsTonight) January 6, 2017
Update: Active shooter at #FLL. Shelter in place. Airport closed.
— TSA (@TSA) January 6, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: GMan at January 06, 2017 02:27 PM (sxq57)
How about Brian Williams? Is he sneaking around behind the shooters with a knife in his teeth?
Posted by: GMan at January 06, 2017 02:28 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:28 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:27 PM (8ZskC)
How did Cannibal Bob get there so fast?!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:29 PM (8hICw)
I don't know what that means yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 02:29 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2017 02:29 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:28 PM (VndSC)
Finally, some good news.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (QAjcy)
quick, someone get Sign Language Lady on the horn and tell her she's got a press conference to cover!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (ODxAs)
My buddy is going to be there on Sunday. This shit is getting old.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
https://twitter.com/nowhere_nh/status/817451342679506945
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (8b+oT)
Yep, second shooter would definitely put it in the terrorism category.
If true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (ODxAs)
Botched drug run is still in play.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: willow at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (q177U)
You ever had a skunk in the garage?
No. Fun.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (QAjcy)
Also so easy to totally panic American Society.
I really really really want that carry permit. I will get my out of state VA one next month.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (8b+oT)
"I said No Russian!"
~ Russian guy from MW2
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:28 PM (VndSC)
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OMG! This is much worse than I thought.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (8ZskC)
Shep also says they're eating people in the first class lounge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:27 PM (8ZskC)
Nope. We have a correction to report. They were eating PICO in the first class lounge.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (GX63o)
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No, he just has pornhub open in another tab.
Posted by: Methos at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (4ErVI)
If true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (ODxAs)
Botched drug run is still in play.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (8hICw)
Yup.
Prayers for the SWAT teams for safety and good aim.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
This is what's wrong with this country when even a garage can get ahold of weapons.
Posted by: Glenn Thrush at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (77i7V)
We need to gather all the local politicians and the chief of police for a news conference.
We also need to set up a help line.
And grief counselors.
A sign language lady.
And a script from the obama admin on what lies to tell.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (TppKb)
Love it. It's my favorite.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (1J6Ou)
Posted by: My name is Barack and I love Cock at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (FqgrG)
Two guys smuggling drugs, maybe a security guard gets suspicious, one smuggler gets jumpy and fires off a bunch of rounds while the second takes off running. The first guy gets caught at the scene, second guy makes it to the garage.
But if there's a THIRD guy, I'll definitely think terrorism.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (dSqvH)
"Why is he shooting at me?!"
~ Lightning McQueen
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (0mRoj)
I am assuming that it will be after the shooting stops.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: redenzo at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (5wSNN)
>>Just wait and see what happens.
Are you watching what's going on? The airport has emptied out onto the tarmac after the shooter was in custody.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
There seem to be multiple lone wolves coincidentally reacting to the negative stereotypes at the same time and the same airport.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:30 PM (7ZVPa)
That's just the type of effect that Trump's hate has on people.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (oVcZ/)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (RD7QR)
My husband and I are now backlashing at each other.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (gTQoY)
But, the MSM said to NOT backlash! Why aren't you listening to your betters?!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bomber at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (u46cJ)
Too soon?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (7ZVPa)
Well in normal polite society yeah, but this is the horde after all. I'm good with it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (nQbG9)
Military ID?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM (SjImc)
Carmen San Diego?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
If true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Botched drug run is still in play.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
Yup.
Prayers for the SWAT teams for safety and good aim.
Posted by: alexthechick
Amen. Shoot first. Shoot straight. Splash the bogey.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Doc at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (Vgl4t)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (q177U)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon!
Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 06, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
Where in the world?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (4ErVI)
My husband and I are now backlashing at each other.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (gTQoY)
Is that what you scamps are calling it these days?
I'm joking because the reality of this is awful no matter why those wastes of DNA decided to go all shooty shooty.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (mf5HN)
If its international smuggling, this is not possible. They must collect their baggage then clear customs. This part of the airport, according to reports, was outside security...domestic baggage.
So, 1 probably not intranational smuggling. 2. Security guards not in the business or authorized to do interdiction.
highly unlikely.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: General Mayhem at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (6LwXe)
People fleeing across the runways RIGHT NOW. Thousands sprinting out of the garage. People crouching behind cars, Police everywhere.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (jBuUi)
652 http://miami.cbslocal.com/show/cbsmiami-com-live-video-page-2/ has live video.
People fleeing across the runways RIGHT NOW. Thousands sprinting out of the garage. People crouching behind cars, Police everywhere.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:33 PM (jBuUi)
Have the police cleared the areas to which people are running? ..is it terrible that my first thought was they're likely running into a trap/ambush?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (8b+oT)
Hi, Valerie. How do you want me to cover this story?
* listens *
No, don't wake him up. I'll come up with something inspiring for him to have said as he was closely monitoring the situation. Will that work?
Posted by: Glenn Thrush at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (4ErVI)
Emilio Estevez is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (IKE1C)
Well, his career is, anyway.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (SjImc)
Suspect emerged from the RESTROOM just outside the TSA security line SHOOTING AS HE EMERGED. Lone male. Aiming randomly.
Gotta be terrorism.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (jBuUi)
They'll put this down as a disagreement over Pinochle rules.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (Gh3fw)
Posted by: runner at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (c6/9Q)
are running? ..is it terrible that my first thought was they're likely
running into a trap/ambush?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
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Better than waiting hours for the SWAT team to arrive.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (IqV8l)
Sure it is. Make a little HAZMAT suit out of a goldfish bowl, hefty bags, and duct tape. Catch the skunk, then toss him into your neighbors house. "FOUND YOUR CAT!!"
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (oVcZ/)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: General Mayhem at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (6LwXe)
Suspect emerged from the RESTROOM just outside the TSA security line SHOOTING AS HE EMERGED. Lone male. Aiming randomly.
Gotta be terrorism.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (jBuUi)
Or a nut. Or a nutty Trump voter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: KMK at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (v8kI+)
Posted by: John F. Kennedy at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (mgbwf)
Could just be an empty paper towel dispenser. Those air blowers are worthless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (8ZskC)
Broward County police radio scanner:
"Multiple shooters in multiple locations. Still active incident."
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (SjImc)
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Hate him. Hate.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:31 PM
Move to Texas. There's a NAS in Corpus Christi.
I'm sure we can find a Moron here to vouch for you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (DMUuz)
From NJ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (SjImc)
Isn't Esteban Santiago in Miami Sound Machine?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (gdnq1)
Apparently the rhythm really is going to get you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (GX63o)
PISS ON THE LID?!?? FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
pew pew pew
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (oVcZ/)
Yep, second shooter would definitely put it in the terrorism category. If true. Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Or someone trying to steal someone elses drug shipment
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (zu88C)
Teabagger upset by trans friendly bathroom!
Posted by: wooga at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (nQbG9)
I'm sure we can find a Moron here to vouch for you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (DMUuz)
If I only could. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (dZ756)
This guy?
Designation: Sexual Offender
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (ry4ab)
I just knew it was the Russians!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (qUNWi)
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Just saw that. No way to tell if it's the same guy. Probably quite a few people with that name in Florida.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 02:40 PM (xeeHA)
Hundreds of people being marched by tanker rail cars holding their hands over their heads (on FBN).
Good Lord.
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (isacH)
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=52414
This guy?
Posted by: KMK at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (v8kI+)
Listed as white male. Of course.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: runner at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: willy at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: willow at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (zu88C)
From NJ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (SjImc)
Pissed off about deportation? Still need to clear up that second shooter, though.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 06, 2017 02:41 PM (hA1V+)
82 FIRST-HAND EYEWITNESS REPORT:
Suspect emerged from the RESTROOM just outside the TSA security line SHOOTING AS HE EMERGED. Lone male. Aiming randomly.
Gotta be terrorism.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM (jBuUi)
Okay, if that's legit? Then yeah, I'm going with terrorism.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (4df7R)
Bill Clinton is going to have to pardon him if Shrillary is running for NYC Mayor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: JB at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (5ntXg)
just turned on live coverage and first thing I heard was "here are some shots from chopper 4"
That's not gonna help.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (ODxAs)
When are we going to pass common sense laws to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous garages?
Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (xeeHA)
Emilio Estevez is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (IKE1C)
Well, his career is, anyway.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
Yet his coke-snorting, tranny-blowing, HIV-infected brother's isn't. Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 02:37 PM
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Or a nut. Or a nutty Trump voter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM
No question, it's the latter, at least for the next 2 to 3 days.
This is why we're professionals, and you're amateurs.
Posted by: MSM at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (zu88C)
hope every cops aim is sure and true and only a bad guy/girl goes down.
I would Hate to be in their situation. so many people
Posted by: willow at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: What's my name? Suck it. That's my name. at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (iiT5R)
I tried hating Carlos Santana for what he did to the Blue Jays in the playoffs but I couldn't bring myself to after I thought about all the wonderful music he had given the world.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (lJXY3)
If true that tends to destroy the drug ripoff angle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (zu88C)
Obvious PTSD from Bush's illegal wars!
Posted by: gewa76 at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (B6OKy)
Or laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (/tuJf)
*glares*
*wipes cheese and cracker off of monitor*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (4ErVI)
Teabagger upset by trans friendly bathroom!
Posted by: wooga at January 06, 2017 02:39 PM (nQbG9)
Wide stance!
Posted by: Larry Craig at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (t/FZM)
Posted by: Doc at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (Vgl4t)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at January 06, 2017 02:44 PM (SKa4j)
Posted by: willy at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (Ffw22)
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/817456654413398016
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:35 PM (SjImc)
_________________________________
I'm offended, I'd be triggered but, you know... triggers are complex
Posted by: Stormtrooper 65789 at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (4byLl)
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/817456654413398016
I guess this is Esteban San Diego?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (Om16U)
Meh, if he gets close you can pick it up and throw it at him. May knock him back a few steps.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (vmsda)
Emilio Estevez's brother is John Podesta?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: willy at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (Ffw22)
Facts schmacts. The narrative must flow.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (hJrjt)
A shooter in the parking lot? What's he shooting? Priuses?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (vmsda)
That's not gonna help.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:42 PM (ODxAs)
A four-inch chopper doesn't sound so dangerous.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2017 02:46 PM (JO9+V)
If true that tends to destroy the drug ripoff angle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:43 PM (dSqvH)
Sure does
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (lKyWE)
Turns out he later became a she. Then died.
I did not know that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
Where in the world is Esteban Santiago was cancelled by PBS Kids and replaced by Carmen so it's the wimmenz fault
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (SKa4j)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (zu88C)
@TSA
Update: Active shooter at #FLL. Shelter in place. Airport closed.
2:33 PM - 6 Jan 2017
48 replies 1,575 retweets 429 likes
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Col Jessup at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ozqx7)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: The Chargers at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (isacH)
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/817456654413398016
I guess this is Esteban San Diego?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom
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Could be dude at scene just being an uncooperative dick.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (psLY+)
They arrested some kids during the columbine massacre that as we know ended up having nothing to do with it, so guy in handcuffs not always the perp.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (ODxAs)
The fog of war.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (lJXY3)
Trump's anti-immigrant talk is obviously to blame for this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)
There's a Reichstag in Fort Lauderdale? Somebody better tell the JEF to brush up on his Austrian.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (PWF7l)
>>2nd shooter or really slow bureaucracy?
I think it's possibility of 2nd shooter because I'd earlier seen something that said they were still keeping other parts of the airport open and letting some flights land there .
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (gTQoY)
We will not
Will Not
WILL NOT
Apologize
Apologize
For any action
ANY action
Taken to stop that tyrant
Tyrant
TYRANT
Trump
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)
You should be offered a job at the MSM.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (lJXY
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I last saw a suspicious figure boarding a plane for a country with a yellow X on a blue background.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)
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No matter what else they find, this'll be the narrative.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (psLY+)
Hmm, doesn't feel like Mumbai. That scenario would involve several shooters in a dense urban area with planning and military munitions.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:32 PM (8ZskC)
He has a shutout going!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (SRKgf)
https://is.gd/HH8wAO
Note: goes to Amateur Newsletter The National Laughingstock.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (QQ+il)
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Wouldn't rule out MENA muslims with fake hispanic IDs
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (IKE1C)
From this very far vantage point, the attack and the response (or lack thereof) appears to have escalated into a world-class clusterfuck . . . large groups of people roaming over the entire airport grounds, over the tarmac and runways . . .)
WTF?
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (isacH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (qUNWi)
Laura San Giacomo sheltering in place!
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (4ErVI)
She can't really hide all that well, Her boobs stick out too far.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (6IPEM)
Where CAN they go?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: The Media at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Northernlurker
The Leftist Playbook says:
"Implicated the enemy in all crimes, admit nothing."
So, i'm going to say "no."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (V3IFq)
Speaking of lone men aiming randomly...remember the guy in Pulp Fiction who came out of the bathroom and missed Jules Vincent with every shot (because God stopped the bullets)? The guy who looked like Jerry Seinfeld?
Turns out he later became a she. Then died.
I did not know that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
RIP, Jerry Seinfeld.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (4df7R)
Then no nookie for you
Posted by: Judy Benjamin at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (SjImc)
Breitbart link https://is.gd/EsZ1ga
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/817456654413398016
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:45 PM (4df7R)
I kind of picture a cheech and chong angle on that guy, just by looking at him.
"shit man, it's just a joint! HOLY FUCK!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (8ZskC)
+++
Een operation mayham we haff no names. Een muerto, we haff a name. Hees name ees Esteban Santiago.
Posted by: Feet Club at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (SKa4j)
Posted by: eleven
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And the Germans got the wrong guy after the truck incident.
Posted by: The Media at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Trump at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (1isJI)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!
Some smartass TSA guys is doing the "Red Light! Green Light!" thing.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Regular old crazy person at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (gTQoY)
No , there is no loading or unloading in the RED zone
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (zu88C)
We know what this is about.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (BP2E4)
Upset about Carry Fishers death. And the airline who didn't save her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (SRKgf)
You'd think that somebody, somewhere, would have had a "Response Plan" in place that might have addressed an incident or incidents like this one.
I hope and pray that what appears to be utter chaos is actually some kind of plan being implemented.
But . . . TSA.
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (isacH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (SjImc)
Where are any of us going? Really?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Indeed.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: consols2000 at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (iH1JR)
The Fort Hood shooter also carried a military ID.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (6IPEM)
FYI:
Esteban Santiago is a recurring character on CW dramedy Jane the Virgin. He is portrayed by Keller Wortham.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (ODxAs)
Thank God he wasn't better prepared.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (lRwmz)
Hey, I was shooting at them. I wasn't trying to fuck them.
Posted by: Esteban Esteban al-Esteban at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 06, 2017 02:48 PM (PWF7l)
Corpus does kind of suck. At least they closed NAS Chase so you didn't get stuck where I live. You want to talk about suck...
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: consols2000 at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (iH1JR)
BTH mentioned this. Tends to point to a fake ID.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
Where are any of us going? Really?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (lRwmz)
=====================
"The emotional core was missing! I felt nothing when Jyn met Saw!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
Well, it's not like "Esteban" or "Santiago" are uncommon names among our hispanically minded amigos.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (QAjcy)
where are you guys watching this?
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (q177U)
Twitter.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (q177U)
http://www.local10.com/news/shots-fired-at-fort-lauderdale-hollywood-international-airport
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (J8/9G)
RIP, Jerry Seinfeld.
And how bout that funeral food, amiright? What *is* the deal with that?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (ul9CR)
You DOUBLE DIPPED!!!
Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WhiteHouse at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (QQ+il)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (QAjcy)
__________________________________________
Choot em'!
Posted by: IP at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (4byLl)
bags, and duct tape. Catch the skunk, then toss him into your neighbors
house. "FOUND YOUR CAT!!"
Just to be rude you can add, "And boy can he fart!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (4WhSY)
Where are any of us going? Really?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at January 06, 2017 02:54 PM (JO9+V)
25 or 6 to 4.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:53 PM (vmsda)
No. They found Judge Crater.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 02:50 PM (r/0kC)
The opposite of what they do with trannies
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 02:55 PM (qJhUV)
Or else Lindsey Graham's secret love slave. Just as likely, really.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (ul9CR)
Judge Reinhold is dead ?
Posted by: Al Leppo
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Seems like just yesterday he was yelling at TSA people.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Estaban Shootiago at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (ODxAs)
Judge Dredd is really Judge Crater ?
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)
He's double dipping in Heaven.
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 02:56 PM (ul9CR)
the bald guy in the picture is definitely not 26, but he's also probably not the shooter, going by how these early reports play out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (W13WA)
What do they teach kids in grade school these days, anyway?
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (isacH)
msnbc wants to you to know that the shooter "said absolutely nothing."
They want you to know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (gdnq1)
Judge Dredd is really Judge Crater ?
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (vmsda)
Don't be so judgmental.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (SRKgf)
Where are any of us going? Really?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Indeed.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero
That is like, so deep man! *snaps fingers*
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: IP at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (4byLl)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: General Mayhem at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (6LwXe)
1) there is no second shooter
2) the picture on twitter of a guy being arrested is a month old
3) There is no esteban santiago from NJ
(I'm only slightly exaggerating. the media loves to run with completely unverified facts in fluid situations like this)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Max Power
****
Live local TV news feed:
http://www.local10.com/news/shots-fired-at-
fort-lauderdale-hollywood-international-airport
Posted by: Muldoon at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (RX8O
Only if there were water-based lubricants involved.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Esteban "The Situation II" Santiago at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (VndSC)
I hope and pray that what appears to be utter chaos is actually some kind of plan being implemented.
But . . . TSA.
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:52 PM (isacH)
"Simon says, Run! ... Shelter in place! Ah ha, didn't say Simon says!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (J8/9G)
"I let this baby do all my talkin' for me."
*pats sidearm*
Posted by: Barney Esteban al-Esteban at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (8ZskC)
They want you to know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Tells me he was babbling aloha snackbar.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Cicero
That is like, so deep man! *snaps fingers*
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (dSqvH)
Did you know "God" spelled backwards is "dog?"
Heavy, man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (SRKgf)
now for the important question about all this:... If I admit I've watched Jane The Virgin does that mean I'm gay?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (RX8O
It doesn't help your case.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (GX63o)
msnbc wants to you to know that the shooter "said absolutely nothing."
They want you to know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (IKE1C)
HE DID NOT AT ANY TIME SAY "ALLAHU AKBAR!" AT ANY TIME.
...and you're racist for even thinking it.
-MSNBC
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (WGxp4)
look like Jerry. She doesn't look like anybody.
And so what if she does look like Jerry, what does that mean? That
I could have everything I have with Jerry but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her.... And
that somehow that would be exactly what I always wanted....
She doesn't even look like Jerry...
Posted by: george costanza at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (lJXY3)
Its actually a rather good pizza joint in Toms River, not quite Comet's Pizza, but good.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (6WPRH)
Posted by: Brian Ross at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (7ZVPa)
10%
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
And we're back to a disgruntled employee.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
No. But you are willing to learn.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (cAnNx)
look like Jerry. She doesn't look like anybody.
And so what if she does look like Jerry, what does that mean? That
I could have everything I have with Jerry but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her.... And
that somehow that would be exactly what I always wanted....
She doesn't even look like Jerry...
Posted by: george costanza at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (lJXY3)
=======================
"Hey...you look exactly like Jerry."
-Kramer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (/prE6)
191 This is chaos. They closed the airport and people are just wandering around outside. Where are they going?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (6IPEM)
Where CAN they go?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 02:49 PM (SRKgf)
You can walk out of there in 5 minutes if you know the way out - it's less than a mile from my front door to the parking garage. It's taking them way too long to get this under control, the perimeter of the airport is pretty open, secured only by a chain link fence.
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (7ZVPa)
They must be from Allentown.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (gdnq1)
Okay now they're saying there might not be a second shooter.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (6IPEM)
The "second shooter" retains the audience attention.
Posted by: local news at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (1isJI)
Florida IS a death penalty. They don't call it God's waiting room for nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (/tuJf)
Chances are there's a Second Shooter!
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: Obama Auto Responder at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: The Button '81 at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (JO9+V)
What do they teach kids in grade school these days, anyway?
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (isacH)
Babou! Serpentine!
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (mf5HN)
now for the important question about all this:... If I admit I've watched Jane The Virgin does that mean I'm gay?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM (RX8O
At least bicurious.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (8b+oT)
But Our Betters in the MFM never do learn that lesson.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 02:59 PM (7ZVPa)
They must be from Allentown.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2017 03:00 PM (gdnq1)
It snowed last night! SNOW!
Posted by: Allentown PD at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
There's a joke about a dyslexic atheist who sits up at night wondering whether Dog exists after all.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 02:58 PM (6IPEM)
TSA already said that there definitely was a second shooter, so the science is settled.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (SRKgf)
Florida IS a death penalty. They don't call it God's waiting room for nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:01 PM (/tuJf)
======================
I escaped. Of course, I was 15 at the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (tPC7s)
Allentown Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania, the Keystone State
therefore Allentown Police must be the Keystone Cops.
science is settled.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (SKa4j)
1 Shep also says they're eating people in the first class lounge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2017 02:27 PM (8ZskC)
One and done!
Posted by: imp at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QAjcy)
Got quite a few Lutherans too
Lets not jump to conclusions !
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 02:57 PM
Would you like to be?
Posted by: Shep at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (DMUuz)
May be THREE shooters.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (jBuUi)
What a mess.
That's gonna happen in Raleigh-Durham in a few more hours, according to Jim Cantore.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (VndSC)
But . . . TSA.
Posted by: filbert
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They should have a moose out front to tell everyone that the airport is closed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (0mRoj)
==
'Absolutely nothing'?
Well, it's no 'I don't like Mondays' but we'll go with it.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (zu88C)
I spent 4 years in the Tampa area. Never a dull moment in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (wwd4n)
...and guidos.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QAjcy)
Guidos don't kill you...Yeah you get the occasional "Fuck You, Pay up" but life goes on..usually
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Obama Auto Responder at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (S4vXM)
...and guidos.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 03:02 PM (QAjcy)
We should sic the guidos on the Muslims.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (SRKgf)
May be THREE shooters.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 03:03 PM (jBuUi)
my money is on one shooter, witnesses who were confused about what terminal they are in. (it is FL after all)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (WGxp4)
"There are reports that the identity of one of the Ft. Lauderdale shooting suspects is a white Hispanic named Esteban Santiago"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)
I spent 4 years in the Tampa area. Never a dull moment in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
================
That plus Puerto Rico?
My sympathies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (tPC7s)
They don't but their lethal dose of Drakkar Noir will if you get too close.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (vmsda)
I spent 4 years in the Tampa area. Never a dull moment in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
YOU try entertaining yourself in a 10 x 10 retaining pond!
Posted by: Florida Gator at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: PostingatWork at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (NzHOq)
"There are reports that the identity of one of the Ft. Lauderdale shooting suspects is a white Hispanic named Esteban Santiago"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)
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Well, it worked for ginning up the black community against George Zimmerman, why not try it again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:05 PM (zu88C)
well then we know the situation is contained.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (IKE1C)
Fuckin' heros!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (SjImc)
What did you all expect when we the people will not come to gather (sic) and over throw a tyrannical government which is our constitutional right as an American
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Button at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 03:04 PM (SRKgf)
When my dad was growing up in Newark, he said his friends were the Baptist black kids, and their adversaries were the Italian Catholics.
How times have changed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: IP at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (4byLl)
"There are reports that the identity of one of the Ft. Lauderdale shooting suspects is a white Hispanic named Esteban Santiago"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Cubans or Puerto Ricans are gonna be pissed being called white.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (dSqvH)
Of all the idiocy that was the Tray Table affair, the term "white hispanic" has to take the cake.
WTF is a "white hispanic" again???
Posted by: imp at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (XIXZz)
Torture and hell for the terrorist(s).
I see photos of people running and always get tears in my eyes.
I don't care if Santiago is born in NJ, Hispanic, Catholic or purple: terrorists should be put to death. Fast. No lingering and waiting for endless appeals. Public hanging or public lottery for firing squad.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: E.T. at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:06 PM (IKE1C)
"The TSA: Protecting YOU!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (J8/9G)
They don't but their lethal dose of Drakkar Noir will if you get too close.
Or we can stab you with those little gold horns we wear around our necks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (jrFgU)
+++
No that's later. We're still at the Will there be a backlash? stage
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (SKa4j)
BREAKING: the Broward Sheriff Office just upgraded Fort Lauderdale shooting to a "terrorist attack."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (Yi9Gb)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (SKa4j)
white hispanics everywhere are glancing over their shoulders as we speak.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (4WhSY)
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FYI, it's not the admitting part...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Sheriff J. W. Pepper at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (JO9+V)
BREAKING: the Broward Sheriff Office just upgraded Fort Lauderdale shooting to a "terrorist attack."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (Om16U)
I'm back to being confused. Is this just a matter of nomenclature?
Posted by: Florida Gator at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (zu88C)
When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: imp at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (XIXZz)
..............
Miguelito Jackson?
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (6IPEM)
Waiting for Jan 20
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (Om16U)
If that's true, that means there were no Muslims involved.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (cCsPW)
All too convenient.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab
******
And there we have it.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (6IPEM)
++++
It's not to protect you. It's to contain the shooter.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (SKa4j)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gpe6dn6
Posted by: m at January 06, 2017 03:11 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: E.T. at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (9n0dl)
"Be on the lookout for a short, big-headed guy with long fingers. Says 'Ouchhhhhhh' a lot."
Posted by: filbert at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (isacH)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (xeeHA)
I bet the "second gunmen" is some pissed off person looking for the shooter.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
No, no, no. We're at the "FBI has ruled out terrorism" stage.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (qJhUV)
https://twitter.com/cspan/status/817437468718956548
Via Vendette.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
-Kramer
*
*
"You look fine. You just need a nose job."
-- Kramer, yet again
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: MSM at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (1BQGO)
WTF is a "white hispanic" again???
Posted by: imp
Hail Mary attempt to pin it on whites.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (dSqvH)
Unconfirmed reports say the dakimakura has Asuka on it.
Developing...
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: wizardpc at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (Icukm)
Are we at the point in this farce when We Need More Funding! and We Need More Gun Laws! and We Need Less Violent Rhetoric Coming From Republicans! and We Need To Blame The NRA!?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (IKE1C)
The stupid stubborn Dow Jones won't break 20,000
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:10 PM (6IPEM)
Yeah, pissing me off watching it be going up, up, so close and then down
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (a0IVu)
trump
trump
deport
deport
deport
Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 03:08 PM (jrFgU)
...............
Here's hoping they play the Rawhide theme song at his inauguration.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: m at January 06, 2017 03:13 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Hillary at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
Look like ants.
One ant is running on two legs.
SWAT is closing perimeter.
"One to four more shooters. "
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
Chances are there's a Second Shooter!
There are ALWAYS reports of multiple shooters, and it very rarely plays out that way. I'm more apt to believe reports of guys in MAGA hats ripping off hijabs than multiple shooters.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 03:15 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Boston P.D. setting a perimeter with the bomber hiding in a boat outside of it at January 06, 2017 03:15 PM (JO9+V)
No one but a CNN grandma would think otherwise.
Time to upgrade the definition vs the MSM and WH's determination that if "big jets not flying into buildings" must be workplace violence or motive not determined.
I am so pissed I will go vacuum with violence.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:15 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:15 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (nFwvY)
I keep waiting for her to unhinge her jaw during some interview and swallow the interviewer's head whole.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: jwest at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (SKa4j)
The situation has to be resolved first. Give it till this evening, then they';ll run with it..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (tPC7s)
==================
All I know is that some call Peruvia their home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (/prE6)
Has anyone got a list or a link for the actual number...counting this one? Arsewipe pretender.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
maybe he was dissatisfied with the service in couch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (4JS1E)
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (8b+oT)
HEROES!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (WGxp4)
In a black bread truck, with a funky cool soundtrack.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
maybe he was dissatisfied with the service in couch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (WGxp4)
Well, the couch isn't designed to be serviced.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (SKa4j)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (4JS1E)
The usual suspects are doing the usual fuck your hopes and prayers they don't help stop gun violence which you oppose because you like guns.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (mf5HN)
Don't forget what Walt Disney said
SWAT team gonna come at last
Put a bullet in your ass
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 06, 2017 03:18 PM (oGRue)
Has anyone got a list or a link for the actual number...counting this one? Arsewipe pretender.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (fq4ih)
====================
He's describing very specific kinds of terrorist attacks that have not happened on his watch, those carried out by international terrorist organizations.
It's like saying that since no planes were flown into NYC, he's good.
It's marketing, and anyone who buys what he's selling would buy anything he says anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:18 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
NOW you tell me
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:18 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:18 PM (mgbwf)
I was angry, Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., told FoxNews.com. Ive seen the press [reporting] on this for about a week or so. Im in the Marine Corps. If you want it done, just call us.
Hunter said he walked over to the artwork Friday morning with a few colleagues and unscrewed it. He then delivered it to the office of Rep. Lacy Clay, D-Mo., the congressman whose office had allowed the piece to be displayed. The painting, hanging since June, was done by a high school student who had won Clays annual Congressional Art competition.
The piece drew outrage, however, from law enforcement groups and fellow lawmakers.
Duncan Hunter for SEC NAV!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:19 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:19 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:19 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Gargamel at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (Pby3z)
doesn't have to be a guido, could be some guy who thinks he smells good.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (biupr)
9 out of 10 Mexicans and Mexican-Americans you ask insist, INSIST they have no Indian blood in them, pure Spaniard.
All of them are mud, like the rest of us. There are no European/Spanish Hispanics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
I think they are moving to the "light-skinned Hispanic" after the white hispancic debacle. Update your AP code books.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (StZrq)
"Turkey's penal code states that anybody who insults the president can face up to four years in prison." What a chickenshit law. [rdbrewer]
======================
"Still more free than North Carolina."
-Harvard Law
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: jonah goldberg at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (cCsPW)
430 412 shooter was on flight with gun checked, picked up in baggage claim, went into bathroom, came out shooting (?)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
maybe he was dissatisfied with the service in couch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:16 PM (WGxp4)
Well, the couch isn't designed to be serviced.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
The cushions say no, but its arms say yes!
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (3C9q2)
A Republican congressman took matters into his own hands Friday and
personally removed a painting depicting police officers as pigs that a
colleague had allowed to be displayed at the U.S. Capitol complex.
Allowed by that Shit, Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (IKE1C)
White Hispanic with Miliary ID shoots up airport and they close it down 2 days after the The Facebook Four incident, which was so bad the government/MSM narrative was mortally wounded.
So white Hispanic veteran shoots up an airport. Chaos. Lock down conflicting stories. Big show. perfect chance to get the narrative back on track.
Too fucking convenient.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (tPC7s)
So another day ending in "y" then.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Russian Couch Fucker at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (QAjcy)
"White hispanic" was a term the media invented when George Zimmerman turned out to not be what they thought he was.
That is, not an old Jewish man.
George has a black great-grandfather. Whatever happened to the "one drop makes you black" rule?
Posted by: Algore at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (ckpvi)
doesn't have to be a guido, could be some guy who thinks he smells good.
It's not as good as AXE.
Posted by: actually kidding, swearsies at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (u0s1P)
this is a good start (but only goes to 2015)
http://tinyurl.com/qjbpxwg
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (nCSwS)
CBS Miami reporting the name is actually Esteban Santiago Ruiz, active
duty Army, concealed carry permit, previous addresses of NJ and Alaska.
Posted by: cool breeze at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (StZrq)
PTSD?
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (a0IVu)
what's their Hit Dice? I do hope none of them have the Lightning Bolt spell memorised
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2017 03:21 PM (6GP8e)
Just please don't even think about the toaster. Lest we forget, that can't end well.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (StZrq)
conceal carry permit holder... where?
AK doesn't require one, NJ is very difficult to get one... I don't know about FL.
Not that it matters, but...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (Enq6K)
What the Fuck?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
How am I to watch this press conference without some woman flailing her arms about and making funny faces?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 06, 2017 03:09 PM (SKa4j)
I think we may still be at the frontlash part.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 03:23 PM (SRKgf)
This is why you have bathroom attendents.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 03:23 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
yeah but to be fair THAT US Senator is a jerk
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:23 PM (SjImc)
How much SAN do I lose when I see one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (StZrq)
Well they'll be screaming about gun control over this one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (493sH)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (QAjcy)
And how are they distinguished from non-white Hispanics?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
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The same way that white Anglos and non-white Anglos are distinguished.
"Hispanic" is not a race.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (Nox3c)
. There are a lot of cops just standing around seemingly doing nothing.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:19 PM (6IPEM)
They'll later put in for disability.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (3C9q2)
shooter was on flight with gun checked, picked up in baggage claim, went into bathroom, came out shooting (?)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (W13WA)
You can transport a firearm in baggage but not a firearm and ammunition
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (StZrq)
I read also previously from Puerto Rico
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zu88C)
AK doesn't require one, NJ is very difficult to get one... I don't know about FL.
Not that it matters, but...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (WGxp4)
If that story is true then he would have to be a carry permit holder for both the state he left and the state he landed in. Weird that he would wait to land to start shooting. Very odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)
What the Fuck?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (SjImc)
...That sounds ... inaccurate.
It's not very easy to get a rifle, much less a handgun IN to Canada, I can't imagine it's easy to just check a loaded gun in your baggage on the way out either.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
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1) Hispanic merely means 'of or relating to Spain.' In the US it is conflated with only their former colonies because those are who we interact with. But it is a misuse of the term. The trend has been to use latino/a when you talk about former colonies. At least, they prefer it, generally.
2) Living in Puerto Rico, I surely met some pure-blooded Spaniards. It was the blonde hair and blue eyes that drew the attention.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (xeeHA)
Anyone remember that anti-US govt and anti-US military hijacking movie with Lima Neeson?
Two ex-soldiers hikacked a plane.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (IKE1C)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
The gun was in his checked luggage
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (SjImc)
How much SAN do I lose when I see one?
If my may quote my brother, he probably has, like, five hit points per parry.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Well Samantha and Darrin are having a misunderstanding and...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:17 PM
That's why you should choose a finely-crafted ottoman.
Posted by: Recep Erdogan at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (V3IFq)
Tell me about it. And not always good attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)
Broward County police scanner just broadcast that there were TWO ADDITIONAL INCIDENTS: A shooting in terminal THREE and in an airplane HANGAR.
This is contradicted by the current press conference by the local police.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (jBuUi)
Based on the MSM narrative flowchart, the story can now progress to concerns about mentally ill (PTSD) veterans being allowed to possess firearms. And how we can close this loophole in the name of compassion for our soldiers
Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (IKE1C)
And how are they distinguished from non-white Hispanics?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
The white hispanics are the ones who do bad things.
Nonwhite hispanics don't.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (KUaJL)
https://santiagoesteban.com/
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Face Man at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (QAjcy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
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Not even in Spain!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
The gun was in his checked luggage
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (SjImc)
it would have been easier for him to open up shooting before he took off. But he got on a plane with a gun checked, landed, got his luggage and then took the gun out and started shooting??
Sounds weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (zc3Db)
What the Fuck?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:22 PM (SjImc)
Fishy.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (tPC7s)
What the Fuck?
That's generally how transporting a firearm via plane works. Checked baggage. Once you get it, you are outside the secure area.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (u0s1P)
That reminds me...it's been a while since I watched THE ROCK with Nick Cage and Sean Connery.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (IKE1C)
On netflix.
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (IKE1C)
None whatever that were perpetrated by albino Zoroastrians on a Tuesday after eating a pastrami sandwich on rye.
None, bitchez.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (SRKgf)
Sounds weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (zc3Db)
Why shoot canadians when you can shoot Americans
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
I'll tell you the best that I've got:
When casting our net
It's a pretty safe bet
It'll be where the shooter is not.
Posted by: Not as good as Muldoon, but then again, who is? at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (Yi9Gb)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 06, 2017 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
I had incredible gelato in a little shop on the Via Vendette.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (rF0hx)
How many Spaniards have blonde hair and blue eyes?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zc3Db)
"We're not releasing any information about the suspect. We will not comment on what kind of gun was involved. We have absolutely nothing to say."
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (mgbwf)
No. You can transport both in locked containers in checked baggage.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (e8kgV)
Broward County police scanner just broadcast that there were TWO ADDITIONAL INCIDENTS: A shooting in terminal THREE and in an airplane HANGAR.
This is contradicted by the current press conference by the local police.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (jBuUi)
They are working on the best narrative to bury The Facebook Four incident from everybody's memory.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:28 PM (SjImc)
I find the Canadian connection to be really hard to believe. They're real dicks about letting guns in to their country. I have friends who hunt in Canada, it's a massive pain in the balls to bring a deer rifle up there.
I can't imagine you can just fly in or out with a handgun in your checked luggage. Legally at least.
Maybe I'm wrong, but... I dont know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (WGxp4)
Anchor: Well, he just got back from Syria, his FB is full of ISIS propaganda, there's an ISIS flag in his apartment which the FBI conveniently left open. What are we to make of that?
Reporter: You could save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Anchor: Excelent point!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (lKyWE)
You have to declare it at the desk, it has to be in a locked TSA case, it has to be unloaded, it has to have it's it's action open and be unassembled.
It is almost impossible to fly with ammunition. Whenever Mr. Jen has flown somewhere with a firearm, you have to simply plan to buy ammo there, or ship it ahead of time via UPS, which is a full on headache anymore.
So I am not believing the story about him flying in from Canada, and truthfully, I don't know if he is actually who officials are reporting he is. How do they know he doesn't have a fake military ID, etc.
Posted by: Jen at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (a2Sj8)
We'll leave it up to the media to make it up....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)
That sounds like a Trump line. "Thank you, that's all I have. I will now answer stupid media questions."
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (u0s1P)
Sounds weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (zc3Db)
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It's hard to shoot at random Americans in an American airport while in Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: jonah goldberg at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (cCsPW)
You can transport ammo with your declared firearm in checked baggage. But it has to be in a separate container, usually in the factory box. No loaded magazines. Can't remember if it has to also be in a locked box in the baggage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:20 PM
Are there NO lengths to which you people will not go to mock me?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (DMUuz)
Weird that he would wait to land to start shooting. Very odd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
The gun was in his checked luggage
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:25 PM (SjImc)
it would have been easier for him to open up shooting before he took off. But he got on a plane with a gun checked, landed, got his luggage and then took the gun out and started shooting??
Sounds weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:27 PM (zc3Db)
Guns have strange effects on people like that.
Posted by: couch fucker at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (GX63o)
Well they'll be screaming about gun control over this one
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Already are.
Like this jackass spamming the GOP prayer tweets:
@igorvolsky
13th GOPer to tweet #thoughtsandprayers
he got $37,318 from@NRA 2support expanding gun access(which makes shootings like this more likely)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zc3Db)
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Quite a few in certain parts of the country. I guess the blonde is more of a sandy/wheat color but light haired, nonetheless.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:15 PM (fq4ih)
YOU GO girl!
Posted by: booknlass at January 06, 2017 03:31 PM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:31 PM (IKE1C)
"We're not releasing any information about the suspect. We will not comment on what kind of gun was involved. We have absolutely nothing to say."
"I'm not even here. No one is here. You are getting sleepy..."
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 06, 2017 03:31 PM (u0s1P)
John Rivers, before his account got pulled by the Twitter "Trust And Safety Council" for being doubleplusunPC, tweeted an official photo of the extended First Family of Mexico.
And made the observation that, hey, you know what, these people are all lily-white Spaniards. Across the board. Not a single drop of native blood in them.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM
If a plane crashed exactly on the United States / Canada border, in which country would the survivors be buried?
Posted by: Philosoraptor at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (IKE1C)
If they run, they're Canadians. If they stand still, they're drunken Canadians.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (QQ+il)
If a plane crashed exactly on the United States / Canada border, in which country would the survivors be buried?
Posted by: Philosoraptor at January 06, 2017 03:32 PM (DMUuz)
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HA!
Trick question!
Planes can't fly!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (/prE6)
Posted by: Sen. McCain (D - AZ ) at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Journo-pissed at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (3myMJ)
******
Missed it by just --><-- that much!
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Recep Erdogan at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM (DMUuz)
Dick van Dyke: Sez you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)
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Nelson always reminds me of Phil Hartman in his Frankenstein make-up when they did those "Frankenstein Tonto Tarzan" sketches (back in the day when SNL was still funny)
Posted by: Biergood at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (4JS1E)
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mega at January 06, 2017 03:34 PM (d4j/C)
Suspect emerged from the RESTROOM just outside the TSA security line SHOOTING AS HE EMERGED. Lone male. Aiming randomly.
Make sure that gun gets planted, Clemenza. I don't want Estaban coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2017 03:34 PM (BK3ZS)
Make up your minds, MFM!!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at January 06, 2017 03:34 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 06, 2017 03:34 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2017 03:34 PM (/tuJf)
Paperwork.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (4WhSY)
... and he has been trying ever since.
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (493sH)
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If he uses the normal Spanish naming pattern, "Santiago" would be his patronym and "Ruiz" his matronym. Using only 2 names, he'd go by the name "Esteban Santiago."
Y'no, like Gabriel Garcia Marquez would be called Mr. Garcia or President Enrique Pena Nieto of Mexico would be called "President Pena."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (Nox3c)
Interesting factoid (or not): The term 'blue bloods' originated in Spain. It referred to the upper classes who were pale enough to have visible blue veins.
Posted by: gewa76 at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (1BQGO)
"No second shooter."
Air traffic up and down the East Coast is FUBAR.
Sounds like a successful terrorist attack.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (zu88C)
Bah, snowing in DFW.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (4JS1E)
Really???! How exciting. A lot or just flakes?
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (a0IVu)
Which is all they can say, and probably are annoyed they have to do a press conference to begin with.
We have no hard information, and even if we did, we couldn't share it with you because we're building a case. Go away, you are wasting our time. Go cover a celebrity trial or that poor kid that was tortured on Facebook.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2017 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Well Samantha and Darrin are having a misunderstanding and...
*
*
Samantha and Darrin would have been fine if it hadn't been for my ex, that old battle-ax Endora.
Posted by: Maurice the Warlock at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (PLO14)
That reminds me...it's been a while since I watched THE ROCK
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 06, 2017 03:26 PM
Me, too.
Posted by: Mick Foley at January 06, 2017 03:35 PM (DMUuz)
The dark skinned Mexicans really freak out when she talks Spanish to them after she has rung them out and they have spent a lot of time jabbering in Spanish whilst in line
Posted by: Original Jake at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (zRZaJ)
It would take a great deal of pre-planning and motive to wait THAT LONG, though, to carry out your shooting spree. How long would a flight from Canada to Florida be? Let alone Alaska to Florida. The whole trip you'd be thinking about what you were going to do at the other end.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Stacy at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (sPwat)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:37 PM (8b+oT)
Bah, snowing in DFW.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 06, 2017 03:33 PM (4JS1E)
Really???! How exciting. A lot or just flakes?
They cut us loose early.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:37 PM (dSqvH)
How many Spaniards have blonde hair and blue eyes? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zc3Db
I think it's more common from regions around the Pyrenees
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 06, 2017 03:37 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 06, 2017 03:37 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Stacy at January 06, 2017 03:37 PM (sPwat)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2017 03:07 PM (SjImc)
We have our share of lardass cops. SWAT has to be in shape though. Traffic patrol are the worst. Lots of morbid obesity. I can't imagine going through life as fat as that in the first place, let alone as a cop.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2017 03:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 06, 2017 03:38 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 06, 2017 03:38 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 06, 2017 03:36 PM (zRZaJ)
Based on what source?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 06, 2017 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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*
In whichever country practices live burial, of course!
Posted by: Maurice the Warlock at January 06, 2017 03:39 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 03:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Max Power at January 06, 2017 03:39 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 06, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)
How many Spaniards have blonde hair and blue eyes?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zc3Db)
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Outside of the NW, very few. About the same percentage as blondes in Italy.
But "white" and "blonde/blue eyed" are not synonymous.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2017 03:40 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Max Power
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Let's just all meet back here next week.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:40 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at January 06, 2017 03:40 PM (zRZaJ)
FOX bidness just said the shooter in garage was "confusion" due to a wounded guy. Okay. Wut???
I hope people are finding social media toot sweet before it is erased.
Hang this bastard. Well, since it is FL, fry him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:41 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2017 03:41 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2017 03:42 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:42 PM (W13WA)
FOX bidness just said the shooter in garage was "confusion" due to a wounded guy. Okay. Wut???
I hope people are finding social media toot sweet before it is erased.
Hang this bastard. Well, since it is FL, fry him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:41 PM (fq4ih)
I'd recommend severing both his Achilles' tendons and dropping him in the middle of the Everglades, but Old Sparky will do.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2017 03:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:43 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: Stacy at January 06, 2017 03:43 PM (sPwat)
This guy?
Posted by: KMK at January 06, 2017 02:38 PM (v8kI+)
Santiago, convicted of sexual offense in Chautauqua, NY--that's odd, don't you think?
Posted by: booknlass at January 06, 2017 03:44 PM (hNFnI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2017 03:46 PM (dSqvH)
And you just answered your own question.
That said, I'm still betting long on ROP futures here. I don't believe a word these mofos tell us.
Posted by: Mega at January 06, 2017 03:47 PM (d4j/C)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (zc3Db)
Quite a few, actually.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 06, 2017 03:47 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:41 PM (fq4ih)
I don't believe they use the electric chair in Florida anymore.
Aren't all executions now by lethal injection?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 06, 2017 03:49 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Stacy at January 06, 2017 03:50 PM (sPwat)
Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one who's left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn
Posted by: undocumented unlicensed Esteban Santiago at January 06, 2017 03:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 06, 2017 03:53 PM (O2RFr)
Hang this bastard. Well, since it is FL, fry him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 06, 2017 03:41 PM (fq4ih)
I don't believe they use the electric chair in Florida anymore.
Aren't all executions now by lethal injection?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 06, 2017 03:49 PM (ZM2xo)
Yes, Sparky is retired.
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:54 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:54 PM (Om16U)
They are working on the best narrative to bury The Facebook Four incident from everybody's memory.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (tPC7s)
Tin foil shortage imminent.
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 03:55 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: justasheep at January 06, 2017 03:55 PM (eAwkx)
Esteban Santiago is the Spanish equivalent of Steven James
Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2017 03:42 PM (1BQGO)
There you are! White guy, alt-right, nationalist supremacist, close Trump advisor. That's a wrap!
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 06, 2017 03:55 PM (J8/9G)
I was born in Cuba. All four of my grandparents were born in Spain. Galicia and Leon. Their family in Spain goes way way back to God knows when.
I guess that would make me a "white hispanic".
But, if you believe like the French that Africa begins at the Pyrenees, not so much.
Posted by: Martell at January 06, 2017 04:01 PM (sIg28)
They are working on the best narrative to bury The Facebook Four incident from everybody's memory.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 03:29 PM (tPC7s)
Tin foil shortage imminent.
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 03:55 PM (3myMJ)
The Facebook Four story is now dead. Tell me I'm wrong.
I called this yesterday to a friend that The Facebook Four story was so damaging to the narrative that either a Vet or a White guy would need to go on a mass shooting to erase it from peoples minds.
And what happens today. The MSM and The Ministry of Truth tell us that it was a White Hispanic and Veteran that did The shooting today.
We have no idea who did it but we are being told White Hispanic and Veteran. Also works for the gun grabbing industry as well.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:10 PM (tPC7s)
If this guy checked a gun as baggage in Canuckistan, and if AR-style weapons aren't allowed up there, then there's a good chance that the media's favorite scary gun isn't involved here.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 06, 2017 04:11 PM (a9n6M)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 06, 2017 03:54 PM (Om16U
Right on cue.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:12 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 04:13 PM (W13WA)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 03:42 PM (W13WA)
LOL.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:15 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2017 03:30 PM (XWkhW
I just read the TSA rules on this, something I haven't done for a while because we haven't flown anywhere with a firearm for quite some time.
It's amazing. I don't know when these rules were put in place, or if the individual airlines we flew on had their own stricter rules, but one can now fly with a declared, checked unloaded weapon, with a loaded magazine included in the hardsided locked case. I've read that three times and come to the same conclusion.
https://www.tsa.gov/travel/transporting-firearms-and-ammunition
Posted by: Jen at January 06, 2017 04:15 PM (a2Sj8)
Explain how they got the guy to do this and how they will now save him. And who are "they?"
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 04:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)
Crazy how this mass shooter made it out without a scratch.
Facebook Four who?
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:16 PM (tPC7s)
Explain how they got the guy to do this and how they will now save him. And who are "they?"
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 04:15 PM (3myMJ
Easy tell a Muslim to go shoot up an airport. The media teorts he is a White Hispanic and a Vet. The guy walks away in cuffs without a scratch. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:19 PM (tPC7s)
Then what? You are a complete loon.
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 04:20 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2017 04:20 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:21 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 04:24 PM (KP5rU)
Then what? You are a complete loon.
Posted by: Mathers at January 06, 2017 04:20 PM (3myMJ
Then the media reports it's a White Hispanic with a military ID acting as a lone shooter. The public forgets about The Facebook Four. Same script over and over.
I'm the loon. Keep drinking that MSM koolaid pal. Only loons and idiots would believe a word from their lying mouths.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:25 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2017 04:24 PM (KP5rU
Yep. The Facebook Four traumatized people out of their MSM and Ministry of Truth spoon Fed narrative sleep.
Qui bono with this asshole? Facebook Four vanishes. Gun grabbing lobbyisys. And the narrative that white people and vets are dangerous.
So predictable it is getting scary.
Posted by: Pepe at January 06, 2017 04:30 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2017 04:40 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: m at January 06, 2017 04:42 PM (3jGss)
So ...
Posted by: Janetoo at January 06, 2017 05:16 PM (t3qE+)
Posted by: firehorse at January 06, 2017 05:41 PM (W13WA)
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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)