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Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Attend Trump's Inauguration
They say it's to help with the peaceful transition of power, but I imagine it's because they heard there'd be graft and ass there for the taking.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2017 03:19 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Eggo at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (nF4Bw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: undocumented Rex Reed at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (e8kgV)
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:20 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (xMGpH)
It's no one sweetie, no one important.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (0tfLf)
He's got more class than that, I suspect, so I said it for him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (PLO14)
I relish the opportunity to savor her failure yet again.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Creepy satanic kid stealing human traficing psyco at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (4byLl)
where's w? he going to be there?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (KP5rU)
Yep. He and Laura will be there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (4df7R)
Now THAT would be news.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (B2Slv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (KP5rU)
Yep
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (2x9LM)
Well, it's more like this:
Bill told hillary he's going. She said no you're not because I'm not going. Then Bill said yes, I am.
Bill, I'm thinking, told his "wife" that he's going with or without her, because, he explained, that's what former presidents do, something she'll never understand or experience.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (xMGpH)
I expected riots and bombs at the RNC last year, and it was totally calm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (7ZVPa)
It was less fun than I expected.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
Believe me, hillary clinton does not want to go to President Trump's inaug.
She's only going because her stupid husband is going and she'll look like a sore loser if she doesn't go.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (xMGpH)
I agree, it's kinda required that they be there. After all, if for
nothing else than the fact he WAS president once, and she will never be.
Posted by: Creepy satanic kid stealing human traficing psyco at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (4byLl)
I'd say it's certainly "required" for Bubba, but I don't know that the same can be said for a former First Lady. I think that's more a formality than anything. They'd really get the journo tongues a-wagging if she didn't show up.
I half suspect she'll come down with another case of "pneumonia" JUST before the inauguration that keeps her back in Chappaqua.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (VndSC)
I thought Dubya wasn't going. Or was that the elder Bush?
I wonder if Barry will do the passive-aggressive "scratch my face/give the finger" thing while Trump's being sworn in. Considering his complete lack of class, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2017 03:26 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (a6Y5P)
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (4byLl)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (a6Y5P)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (uLuPn)
http://tinyurl.com/jq8gnlm
Group of 10-15 guys walked by me (making) derogatory comments towards Austin's Army jacket," she explained.
Then she says one of the young men struck Austin before others piled on.
'Me and his girlfriend tried pulling them off and they hit us. We got hit in the face. She got thrown in the street," his mom explained. 'He's got to get plates put in his jaw and his mouth will be wired shut for the next eight weeks.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (3sOO0)
sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process.
BS, they are trying to keep keep their faces in front of the cameras despite the fact neither of them is relevant any longer.
All those bribes will be drying up if they disappear.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (mpXpK)
Campaign losers just have to suck it up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (Nox3c)
The inauguration will have as big or bigger tv worldwide viewership than a super bowl. Every politician in the US wants to be there.
Except for hillary clinton. She does not want to be there.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (nQHw/)
They are not there to help Donald Trump. They are there to there to unify the uniparty and remind them that outsiders are outsiders. DC graft and corruption Is their La Cosa Notra, and no one cuts into their business.
Posted by: rd at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (X4ZNp)
Price of admission?
All those "W" keys they took off all the keyboards in the WH back in Jan 2001 when they finally were evicted like the Arkansas trailer trash* they are.
*I am authentic Arkansas trailer trash, so I'm allowed to make this statement.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (zKIA2)
And there's the beauty of it - Obama and Hillary will rile him in order to stay relevant.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (qJhUV)
She and President Clinton, the sources said, decided to do so out of a
sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process.
Which we all know is a Lie for two reasons:
1. The clintons lie about everything, even when they don't have to lie.
2. The clintons don't give a shit about anyone or respect anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)
She wears orthopedic shoes for that reason.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (hLRSq)
And neither do Obama and Mooch. Or Dubya. Or McCain or McConnell for that matter.
It's gonna be a hoot, seeing all these people who detest each other, but really, really detest Trump sitting out there, freezing their asses off and inwardly cursing, keeping their faces composed while the Trumpster gives his speech.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cheryl Mills at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
W and Laura are going.
Now, to be fair, I do believe that's a change or at least they were doing the ohh maybe we will maybe we won't thing. But if you violate the Moron Way and clicky the linky, it says they are going.
So that's every living former President but HW right? And, yeah, I doubt that his health is such that he could go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
W is going too. Bush the Elder is too frail.
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
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W is going though. Someone linked it in the last thread.
Posted by: Independent George at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (qJhUV)
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Mooch will wear a zebra stripe couch cover.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (B2Slv)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
George W. and Laura Bush are going.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (hLRSq)
By the way my thanks again to Twitter for reminding me why it's the domain of self ingratiating buffoons.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2017 03:32 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton, Aging Horndog at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
And neither do Obama and Mooch. Or Dubya. Or McCain or McConnell for that matter.
It's gonna be a hoot, seeing all these people who detest each other, but really, really detest Trump sitting out there, freezing their asses off and inwardly cursing,
It's like an episode of Soap (or Dallas)!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (W8OJW)
How will Obama do that if he's staying in DC, I wonder...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
Now, to be fair, I do believe that's a change or at least they were doing the ohh maybe we will maybe we won't thing. But if you violate the Moron Way and clicky the linky, it says they are going.
So that's every living former President but HW right? And, yeah, I doubt that his health is such that he could go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Wasn't the media starting to push that like they were pushing the "No real celebrities are going to the inauguration" idiocy. That no former presidents except Carter were going to it, because of how awful Trump is of course.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (4byLl)
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I'm still big! The presidency got small!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (B2Slv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Formerly Presumptive Chief Executive at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Grubby graft and ass hawker at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (BP2E4)
SIXTEEN DAYS.
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (u0s1P)
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I'm pretty sure Trump said in one of his thank-you tour speeches that he never heard back from them about that. Surprise, surprise.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Oh please. Sour faced Mooch next to Melania who will be smiling and gorgeous. And the msm talking heads will of course go on about how chic and lovely mooch is and won't say word one about Melania's looks.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Of course it will. Going openly violent, especially now, ends any pretense of moral authority AND gives an excuse for someone with a backbone to put you down like a rabid dog.
I won't say everyone will be on their best behavior, but I'm not worried about a riot scene now.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Tradd at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (GSJcT)
How will Obama do that if he's staying in DC, I wonder...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
The helicopter will drop him off a mile down the road?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (s7hQ/)
SIXTEEN DAYS.
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (uLuPn)
Hard to believe ain't it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (4byLl)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
The best part about the designers all oh we won't dress her *nose in air virtue signal* is that honey please. She can afford to buy her own and she's still sample size. She wants that Armani? She'll just damn buy it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: O in the bunker at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: George P Bush at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (TppKb)
Im torn.
I was sooooooo pissed when the left wing hooligans started singing "na-na-na-na hey hey hey gooooodbyyyye" to W during SCOAMFS inauguration.
But...... my schadenboner would be complete if some Rowdy Republicans did the same as Obama exits stage left.
Id just be happy if nobody takes a potshot at Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
Someone should take odds on that because its not impossible. That pesky pneumonia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (s7hQ/)
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Hand him a parachute, shove him out, and keep going.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (sBOL1)
Yeah, I assumed that was Team Trump trolling without actually expecting a deal, but those things have to go somewhere. Did they just get tossed? (What is the proper disposal method of actual fireworks?)
It's a very minor point, but this is me we're talking about.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:30 PM (dKiJG)
W and Laura are going.
Now, to be fair, I do believe that's a change or at least they were doing the ohh maybe we will maybe we won't thing. But if you violate the Moron Way and clicky the linky, it says they are going.
So that's every living former President but HW right? And, yeah, I doubt that his health is such that he could go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Like any good Moron I just go straight to the comments.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)"
I heard that Melania constantly texts Skip Bayless that she is secretly in love with him. Skip is the man.
Posted by: Totally not Skip Bayless at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (s7hQ/)
Love it!
Carolina Herrera said she'd gladly dress Melania, and her gowns are divine.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (Nox3c)
"Do you, Donald J. Trump, swear to defend the Constitution -"
Hillary: Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
*coughs up lung than pitches face forward onto the ground*
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It wasnt. Mostly Trump supporters getting bashed. But it didnt make the news.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (s7hQ/)
They're gonna drop him off at the first hole.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (cAnNx)
I expect him to be very gracious in general...but unless he just get's up and say "Thanks" I don't see how it will not be a shot across Fredo's bow?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (cAnNx)
Yup. Carter was the first to RSVP and no one else had and chatter chatter chatter how no one was going to show.
Fake. Freaking. News.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (s7hQ/)
bluebell beat me to it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (BP2E4)
Im torn.
I was sooooooo pissed when the left wing hooligans started singing "na-na-na-na hey hey hey gooooodbyyyye" to W during SCOAMFS inauguration.
But...... my schadenboner would be complete if some Rowdy Republicans did the same as Obama exits stage left.
Id just be happy if nobody takes a potshot at Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
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This is why I try and keep a clear view of where the line of acceptable behavior is, and I don't get terribly upset when the left does things that we would want to do.
My outrage meter doesn't get filled up as frequently as many other people's. It's kinda nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (vur0q)
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The exact opposite of the truth. Which most sane people watching the inauguration will be able to see for themselves.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (PLO14)
Anyone recall the hand gesture that rotten shit rahm emmanuel did to the Bushes on obama's inaug day?
rahm, who should be in prison, did the thumb-to-tip-of-the-nose wave to the Bushes on their way out.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)
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But you weren't going to mention the parachute. Admit it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)
Well, it's more like this:
Bill told hillary he's going. She said no you're not because I'm not going. Then Bill said yes, I am.
Bill, I'm thinking, told his "wife" that he's going with or without her, because, he explained, that's what former presidents do, something she'll never understand or experience.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (xMGpH)
We'll know that's what happened if Bill shows up with an ashtray-shaped indentation in his head.
Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (zoehZ)
The Democrats were TERRIBLE to the Bushes on the way out. And the fake news media had no problem with it at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (s7hQ/)
So will Hill
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (/CIN4)
I can see Slick spending the whole time sniffing around the Trump women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (43OZ6)
Nah, she'll roll out of the sack, pat Huma's behind, suck down a bloody mary, have the chauffer roll by the liquor store on the way, and drink Popov straight from the bottle during the ceremony. No need to pretend anymore!
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (sRFAL)
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Imagine if he pardoned the Boston Bomber.
Massachusetts goes red in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (vur0q)
Narcissistic assholes gotta narcissist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (pUDQf)
The odd factor about reconciliation is that Democrats could have closed the door on reconciliation if they had passed a new budget, instead of doing those omnibus spending bills.
Since there has been no new budget resolution since before ObamaCare was passed, those reconciliation rules are still in force.
Posted by: undocumented David Stockman at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
Yeah, I try to remember that and keep it in mind all the time. Like how I'm still not a big Assange fan and am concerned about Wikileaks. He's not a hero because he published the DNC's dirty laundry, he's still putting out the stuff people wanted him arrested for 3 years ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Bill Clinton-"W, are you going to the swearing in?"
W--"I don't know. Trump was kind of rough on Jeb."
Bill--"Tell me about it...but it don't look good if we don't show. I'll go if you go..."
W--"Yeah.It wouldn't look good if we don't go...Yeah, I'm in, but Pop's out...."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (iufJa)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
The best part about the designers all oh we won't dress her *nose in air virtue signal* is that honey please. She can afford to buy her own and she's still sample size. She wants that Armani? She'll just damn buy it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Melania could grab a dress at Walmart and look stunning.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (cAnNx)
How will Obama do that if he's staying in DC, I wonder...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
The helicopter will drop him off a mile down the road?
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Preferably from 600 feet in the air.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (dKiJG)
Imagine if he pardoned the Boston Bomber.
Massachusetts goes red in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The shit-midas touch would be complete
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (/CIN4)
Massachusetts goes red in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (vur0q)
No but I could see him pardoning Bergdahl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (sRFAL)
100 Will Hillary bother to wash her hair and slap on some makeup for this event?
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (43OZ6)
They'll find her wandering in the woods near Rock Creek Parkway on Inauguration morning, vodka bottle in hand, having conversations with female Hillary supporters that only she can see and hear...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (ZM2xo)
Yeah, I assumed that was Team Trump trolling without actually expecting a deal, but those things have to go somewhere. Did they just get tossed? (What is the proper disposal method of actual fireworks?)
It's a very minor point, but this is me we're talking about.
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My guess is they never paid for them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (pyDN3)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Jeez, I hope Melania wouldn't be embarrassed by being so near a "fashion icon". I'd hate to see that...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (qJhUV)
Narcissistic assholes gotta narcissist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (pUDQf)
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Former president and SoS go to inauguration. It's really not that unseemly, and falls pretty easily into expected behavior.
Let's see if they do anything outrageous at the event before heaping scorn on them for going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (7ZVPa)
But you weren't going to mention the parachute. Admit it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (sBOL1)
True. In my mind I picture the crew prying TFG's skinny fingers off the door of Marine One as he squeals, "My Precious!!!!!" and they kick his scrawny ass out the door at ####### ft.
I'm mean that way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (PY9jH)
OT - CNBC is reporting that Fauxahontas is making a big pot business push. mmm...smokeum big peace pipe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (493sH)
It's a very minor point, but this is me we're talking about.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 03, 2017 03:37 PM (u0s1P)
I would like to know that as well.
I want to know who cancelled the fireworks and why. Because it sure as hell looks like someone had actual polling data and was all maybe we should just rethink this.
Though, c'mon, pretty much one of the few things that could make election night better was if the fireworks went off at lik 10:05 because that was the planned triumphant Hillary is over 270 projection and that was right about when people started realizing that ahahahaha Hillary Clinton will never be President.
Now I wanna go back and roll around in the election night threads again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (TppKb)
All those idiot celebrities who refused to perform at his inauguration will regret it. This is their first step to being has-beens.
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (uLuPn)
The odd factor about reconciliation is that Democrats could have closed the door on reconciliation if they had passed a new budget, instead of doing those omnibus spending bills.
Since there has been no new budget resolution since before ObamaCare was passed, those reconciliation rules are still in force.
Posted by: undocumented David Stockman at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
======================
My heart is truly aflutter.
You have no idea.
*Don't give into hope....Don't give into hope...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (pUDQf)
Mooch will have a $10K+ ensemble whipped up at the upholstery shop.
Laura will have a boring but well-tailored, classy suit and sensible heels.
Rosalynn will wear the same thing she wore to Jimmy's inauguration ...as Governor of Georgia.
Melania? I'm guessing (hoping) Ralph Lauren. She wears a pot of his stuff and wears it beautifully.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (Nox3c)
Yeah honestly I could see Hillary's team doing that. Putting the order in then changing their minds, cancelling too late. We never used them, we're not paying. Thing is, I could see Trump do the same thing -- he's done it in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)
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Don't you belong in the 80s thread?
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
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Isn't it already policy, but with the power for the president to delay the decision?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (vur0q)
Chief Brody
Posted by: steevy
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cause she has such big arms? rrriiiggghhtttt????
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (/CIN4)
Jeez, I hope Melania wouldn't be embarrassed by being so near a "fashion icon". I'd hate to see that...
*
*
Here's hoping we get a replay of that famous "glare" shot with Mooch practically snarling at Carla Bruni!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
Haha. I do that from time to time - watch ABC or NBC coverage of election night on you tube..it never gets old.
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (ONH2e)
They can all go feck their fake fecking selves at this point.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Of course, Melania could pull off the ultimate "fuck you" to them and just shop at Bloomingdale's.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (FYrz1)
If Trump is smart he'll announce he'd rather have "regular Americans" at his inaug celebrations than famous celerys, which I believe is true, anyway.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Mumia Abu-Jamal at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (TppKb)
But I've been assured by the smart crowd that Trump is actually Hitler. So these guys are supporting Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (pUDQf)
And do you think that it will now be okay for celebrities to perform?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (iufJa)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: R. DUKE
DUDE! WTF??
c'mon, lets discuss animal porn or something less offensive
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (/CIN4)
Since there has been no new budget resolution since before ObamaCare was passed, those reconciliation rules are still in force.
Posted by: undocumented David Stockman at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
======================
My heart is truly aflutter.
You have no idea.
*Don't give into hope....Don't give into hope...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (vur0q)
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Remember when Harry Reid thought is was a GREAT idea to have a simple majority for confirmations.
**snort**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Celery at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (dKiJG)
I think he already has, but he's a big party guy with celebs, so he wants them and they'll be there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Medics, security etc.
12:00 comes and goes.
Who's in charge? Zombie Al Haig unavailable.
Swear in during the hub bub?
Only half joking.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (ekljB)
Posted by: R. DUKE
Ewwww. Seriously, I just had my lunch.
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (c2q/b)
Im torn.
I was sooooooo pissed when the left wing hooligans started singing "na-na-na-na hey hey hey gooooodbyyyye" to W during SCOAMFS inauguration.
But...... my schadenboner would be complete if some Rowdy Republicans did the same as Obama exits stage left.
Id just be happy if nobody takes a potshot at Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
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This is why I try and keep a clear view of where the line of acceptable behavior is, and I don't get terribly upset when the left does things that we would want to do.
My outrage meter doesn't get filled up as frequently as many other people's. It's kinda nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:38 PM (vur0q)
As Obama leaves, give him a standing ovation.
Barack will think it is for him. We will know it is for the people of the US, the ones that survived eight long years.
Better Days are here again!
Posted by: rd at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (iT57s)
But I've been assured by the smart crowd that Trump is actually Hitler. So these guys are supporting Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (pUDQf)
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It's just like that story from Buckley's run for NYC mayor. The Democrat said something completely false about Buckley's beliefs at the debate. As soon as the cameras were off, he turned to Buckley and apologized because he knew it was untrue.
It's hardball politics.
I'm just saying reserve judgment for now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (vur0q)
**snort**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
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I member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:47 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
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Isn't it already policy, but with the power for the president to delay the decision?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (vur0q)
Yes, more or less. Technically the US recognizes West Jerusalem as the Capital of ISrael but there was an COngressional Vote to put the Embassy there, but that "Vote" had an out clause that the allows the sitting President to "delay" moving the Embassy there. And EVERY President, both Democratic and Republican, have utilized that out clause since.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (sRFAL)
The LEDs are the only way you can tell one end from the other.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (+wjl1)
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When Kennedy retires. I'm not sure if anyone will notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:46 PM (vur0q)
Nope. I tried nice. Nice got me spit on and called a nazi. Fuck them. War.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: still a better song than "Don't Stop" at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)
And do you think that it will now be okay for celebrities to perform?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 03, 2017 03:45 PM (iufJa)
Hillary is going to show up with final proof of the Russians hacking the election. And then rip the mask off of Trump to reveal it's Putin who will say, I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids or drunk old woman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (sRFAL)
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Is this new legislation designed to remove that option?
Cause if so...it'd need to be signed by Trump, and he'd get the same result by just decided to go with the old policy.
It's symbolic, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (vur0q)
I would like to know that as well.
I want to know who cancelled the fireworks and why. Because it sure as hell looks like someone had actual polling data and was all maybe we should just rethink this.
Though, c'mon, pretty much one of the few things that could make election night better was if the fireworks went off at lik 10:05 because that was the planned triumphant Hillary is over 270 projection and that was right about when people started realizing that ahahahaha Hillary Clinton will never be President.
And its not like they couldn't come up with a face saving answer. Say they still expected to win, but because of the polling data it was going to be close and they thought it would be bad to set the fireworks off after midnight, so better to just cancel them.
There you still show confidence in winning and give a reasonable explanation for why they were cancelled, rather than "oh shit we fucked up and are going to lose. Cancel them!"
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (cAnNx)
where's w? he going to be there?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2017 03:22 PM (KP5rU)
Yep. He and Laura will be there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 03, 2017 03:24 PM (4df7R)
Yay!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (3jGss)
A girl can dream, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)
She'd need a couple of phone books to sit on and a cattle prod for arguments.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (FYrz1)
"Surplus sausage oozing out the top, more bulging out the bottom. She is America's sausage. She is my sausage. And I love her for it."
Posted by: Celery at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (TppKb)
Depends.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)
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Most will walk in the front door.
Honestly, a couple of designers ---only one of which is well-known --- go nasty and we get the MSM telling us "no one" wants to work for Melania.
Absurd exaggeration, methinks.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (pUDQf)
Hell yes. Old Ebbot Grill. DC's oldest bar and a favorite of Presidents Grant, Cleveland, Harding and Theodore Roosevelt.
Right next to the White House pretty much
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (2x9LM)
"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/02/ opinion/to-stop-trump-democrats-can-learn-from-the-tea-party.html?_r=0
In the article, the authors propose the NEVER-BEFORE-IMAGINED fantastically brilliant idea that Leftists should IMITATE THE SUCCESS OF THE TEA PARTY.
My God! Why has no one ever thought of this before?
Their next article:
"To Stop Hitler, Just Do What the Soviet Red Army Did."
Simple! Duh!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (jBuUi)
A girl can dream, right?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)
*HAH!*
Reading those pissed-off decisions would be reason for plays being named after them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Pepe at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (vtcmf)
Pretty much everything Cruz does is symbolic, I hope he steps up his game this year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (FYrz1)
And someone to remind her that it's bad form to not wear clothes under the robe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (pUDQf)
167 Now I wanna go back and roll around in the election night threads again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)
Haha. I do that from time to time - watch ABC or NBC coverage of election night on you tube..it never gets old.
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2017 03:44 PM (a0IVu)
How do you get back to old threads on this site? Maybe I'm dense or something but I haven't figured how to do that (I KNOW you can't post on them).
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (ZM2xo)
______________________
They'll be too focused on the Obamas. "Doesn't Michelle look gorgeous? She's so stunning! The Obamas are so gracious and regal and classy! Oh, how we're going to miss them so!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:48 PM (pUDQf)
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There's a difference between being adversarial and attacking someone for literally every decision they make.
But, whatever, man. That just sounds exhausting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Pepe at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (X/5o4)
*****
He did invite them AND the classless grifters didn't buy a wedding gift for them.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (6IPEM)
Don't imagine that will happen this time.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (s7hQ/)
Simple! Duh!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (jBuUi)
Retreat until it snows
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (ZM2xo)
*****
The Archives. In the sidebar on the main page
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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hopefully the "Basic Instinct" leg cross makes an appearance.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (pUDQf)
1) Your whore mouth. Shut it.
2) The application process for clerkships with her would involve a swimsuit portion.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Rex B at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (39aJG)
"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
How to be ignored by the press and called racist sister-humping bigots?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/02/ opinion/to-stop-trump-democrats-can-learn-from-the-tea-party.html?_r=0
In the article, the authors propose the NEVER-BEFORE-IMAGINED fantastically brilliant idea that Leftists should IMITATE THE SUCCESS OF THE TEA PARTY.
My God! Why has no one ever thought of this before?
Their next article:
"To Stop Hitler, Just Do What the Soviet Red Army Did."
Simple! Duh!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (jBuUi)
So the NYTimes is advocating for a grassroots populist left of Marx movement.
That should be interesting. Moar popcorn.
Posted by: Pepe at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: undocumented David Stockman at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
Really?
Petard, met hoist; hoist - get to work on petard.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (hLRSq)
Wait --- the NYT is saying the Left should emulate that joke of a white, old, uneducated bunch of racists????
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (NOIQH)
I bet they had to pay a cancellation fee, because planning and pulling permits in a blue city like New York isn't cheap.
(I would hate to have to dismantle them without firing them off. It would be like trying to defuse how many unexploded bombs that are packed next to each other. Ugly, ugly job.)
Posted by: rd at January 03, 2017 03:54 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM (vur0q)
No offense, but that's the exact reason the democrats got us to this point in history.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:54 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2017 03:54 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: groovemetal at January 03, 2017 03:55 PM (GZSAO)
Posted by: President Elect D. Trump at January 03, 2017 03:55 PM (qf6WZ)
No, no, those were Burghers, and I asked them nicely to remove their hats in respect. What else was there to do?
Posted by: Vlad Tsepes at January 03, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
"Surplus sausage oozing out the top, more bulging out the bottom. She is America's sausage. She is my sausage. And I love her for it."
Posted by: Celery at January 03, 2017 03:50 PM (TppKb)
Mariah Carey is a glitter-covered, camel-toed diva...
Is Ace moonlighting for the Mail?
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 03:56 PM (7HtZB)
>> wear clothes under the robe.
The wifi-enabled vibrator is probably a bad idea, too.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 03:57 PM (TppKb)
221 How do you get back to old threads on this site? Maybe I'm dense or something but I haven't figured how to do that (I KNOW you can't post on them).
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (ZM2xo)
*****
The Archives. In the sidebar on the main page
Posted by: L, Elle at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (6IPEM)
About halfway down the page on the right side.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 03:57 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:51 PM (pUDQf)
1) Your whore mouth. Shut it.
2) The application process for clerkships with her would involve a swimsuit portion.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 03:53 PM (FYrz1)
Lol. Let's keep he degeneracy in the WhiteHouse where it belongs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 03:54 PM (pUDQf)
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I'm just thinking on a personal level. I mean, you're here, among friends. It'd be different if you were projecting that out to the world in the form of a blog or video channel or editorial. Something designed to get other people riled up, but it's just us Morons here.
When someone like Rush tries to rile up the right over small things, it makes sense because it's his job. But, there are still diminishing returns on it all.
Remember how the left went apoplectic over every little thing Trump did, and the effects became less and less with every little thing? Getting mad at Hillary just for showing up to the inauguration feeds into that exact same loop of diminishing returns except for the right. If everything she does is outrageous, then nothing is.
It's not about playing nice. It's about attacking her for stuff that actually matters. Arranging uranium sales to Russian oligarchs? Yes. Compromising national security with a homebrew server? Yes. Going to the inauguration? No.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:58 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 03:57 PM (39g3+)
maybe they think she still has some Jeter DNA in her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:58 PM (sRFAL)
I will be interested if HRC does show up, will her doctor accompany her with his loaded syringes or are they going to just wing it?
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 03:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lizzy
Corse not. They're saying smash everything with hatchets ...
Posted by: Adriane the Barbarian Critic ... at January 03, 2017 03:59 PM (AoK0a)
"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
How to be ignored by the press and called racist sister-humping bigots?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
228 >>"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
Wait --- the NYT is saying the Left should emulate that joke of a white, old, uneducated bunch of racists????
Posted by: Lizzy
Yes and yes!
The authors trot out the old slander ("Tea Party = racist violent fascists") but say we were good at tactics:
Quote:
"The Tea Party's ideas were wrong, and their often racist rhetoric and physical threats were unacceptable. But they understood how to wield political power and made two critical strategic decisions."
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:00 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2017 03:54 PM (S4vXM)
You know that thing cops do where the invite felons to a hotel ball room with word they won a free Tv or a trip to the Bahamas? Lol.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 04:00 PM (pUDQf)
Still ain't getting a pardon, lady.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (BK3ZS)
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:58 PM (sRFAL)
Status: True.
-Fags love Jeter.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (dKiJG)
"The Tea Party's ideas were wrong, and their often racist rhetoric and physical threats were unacceptable. But they understood how to wield political power and made two critical strategic decisions."
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:00 PM (jBuUi)
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Oh God, I hope they don't start focusing on the local and state levels. They need to keep ignoring those.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (vur0q)
Armies are made up of both warriors and priests.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (pUDQf)
Do women really aspire to look like a big tranny? Is that what make-up companies think? "Oooh, I'll buy the make-up he's wearing, and then maybe I'll look as feminine as that father-of-six"?
Not only does Bruce not look like a pretty woman in that photo, he sorta looks like a corpse that's been propped up on a pillow.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2017 04:01 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at January 03, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV)
Well, that would be up to the current scum, right?
My guess re Hillary is that Trump will not pursue her aggressively, she'll be prosecuted only if Congress and Sessions demand a special prosecutor and 'force' him into it.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:03 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at January 03, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV)
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"View our gallery of the top 10 things!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 04:03 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 04:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (xMGpH)
Well, that would be up to the current scum, right?
My guess re Hillary is that Trump will not pursue her aggressively, she'll be prosecuted only if Congress and Sessions demand a special prosecutor and 'force' him into it.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:03 PM (TppKb)
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I prefer the "Trump pardons Hillary" tactic.
It's deliciously ironic and a jab in her eye all at once.
Maybe justice won't be done, but it's fun nonetheless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (yL25O)
Picture, pop up ad, picture, ad, picture, picture, ad, redirect ad, picture, pop up ad, picture....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (hLRSq)
"How To Defeat Republicans With This One Little Trick!"
Posted by: New York Times fake news at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (xMGpH)
I think that it is Cover Girl that has TV ads with a transgender young male model sporting their make up. Do they think that this appeals to the majority of their buyers?
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (oiNtH)
WTF?!!!!
I cry foul! I clicked your sig link expecting some awesome cycling action, and I get the
The On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences.
Listen asshole, I was told there would be no math in the comments!
Posted by: ghbucky at January 03, 2017 04:06 PM (D2q91)
Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at January 03, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV)
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"View our gallery of the top 10 things!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 04:03 PM (vur0q)
Final Photos Before Tragedy Struck.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2017 04:06 PM (hLRSq)
"How This One Little Trick Can Allow Democrats To Legalize Millions Of Foreigners!"
Posted by: New York Times fake news at January 03, 2017 04:06 PM (xMGpH)
Step 1: Stop rioting.
Step 2: No more violence at events
Step 3: Clean up after yourself
Step 4: Be conspicuously patriotic
Step 5: Get a hot girl to wear tricorner hat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)
"The Tea Party's ideas were wrong, and their often racist rhetoric and physical threats were unacceptable......"
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:00 PM (jBuUi)
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"often racist rhetoric"
"physical threats"
Can they document this??!!??
:eyeroll:
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (Nox3c)
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I don't have t.v. anymore, so I haven't seen those. But seriously, WTF? Do women really want to look like trannies?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (ITJ2R)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor{/i]
Really? It's obvious, and applied to most "divas popular with gay men." Ponder this very carefully and you will finally understand:
Gay men idolize any female celebrities who look like grotesque failed simulations of femininity. Why? Because that is an archetype that gay men can themselves aspire to achieve.
If they "normalize" either ugly, wrinkled, overly-made-up, campy, kitschy, misshapen or bitchy female celebrities, then "passing as female" or "successfully acting as a female is perceived to act" becomes a reachable goal for the gay man.
Look throughout gay history and you will realize this is true and always has been true.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (jBuUi)
A girl can dream, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Staffing the US Marshals entirely with Utahraptors might instill new respect for the courts.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (9krrF)
physical threats were unacceptable. But they understood how to wield
political power and made two critical strategic decisions."
Let's hope the Left is open to Obama IRS-style harassment, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
CNN tries to show Russian hacking and uses screenshot from Fallout 4.
Goes to Yahoo News:
https://yhoo.it/2hMeJ3w
When you've lost Yahoo News .......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
You need a set up to issue your rulings like Jim Sterling has for his Jimquisition.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (cAnNx)
That actually makes sense, thanks. I have only known a couple of gay guys and none of them were the really flaming fruits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Step 1: Stop rioting.
Step 2: No more violence at events
Step 3: Clean up after yourself
Step 4: Be conspicuously patriotic
Step 5: Get a hot girl to wear tricorner hat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)
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Step 6: Take a shower, and wash your hair.
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (4byLl)
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It's obvious, and applied to most "divas popular with gay men." Ponder this very carefully and you will finally understand:
Gay men idolize any female celebrities who look like grotesque failed simulations of femininity. Why? Because that is an archetype that gay men can themselves aspire to achieve.
If they "normalize" either ugly, wrinkled, overly-made-up, campy, kitschy, misshapen or bitchy female celebrities, then "passing as female" or "successfully acting as a female is perceived to act" becomes a reachable goal for the gay man.
Look throughout gay history and you will realize this is true and always has been true.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: SJW's at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (+erNU)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (4WhSY)
The problem is that I really want to see Cheryl Mills and Patrick Kennedy and her IT flunkies take a prosecutorial Sawzall in the backside.
Hillary? She's taken the biggest hit she'll ever take. There'd be some satisfaction in seeing Bill bring a surgically-enhanced twentysomething to Hillary's prison funeral. But really, irrelevance is something of a prison cell for her.
More importantly, we need a Louisville Slugger-sized dose of 'pour encourager les autres' applied to the bureaucracy.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Myshiba at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (n20xt)
OMG! OMG! OMG!
CNN tries to show Russian hacking and uses screenshot from Fallout 4.
Goes to Yahoo News:
https://yhoo.it/2hMeJ3w
I mentioned this last night at 2am.
CNN is a fucking joke.
Posted by: New York Times fake news at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (oiNtH)
I know I'm not buying Cover Girl.
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)
To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
Step 1: Stop rioting.
Step 2: No more violence at events
Step 3: Clean up after yourself
Step 4: Be conspicuously patriotic
Step 5: Get a hot girl to wear tricorner hat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+)
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Step 6: Take a shower, and wash your hair.
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (4byLl)
Thank God you didn't mention getting a job, that would never go over with my posse.
Posted by: SJW's at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (+erNU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2017 03:39 PM (sRFAL)
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Imagine if he pardoned the Boston Bomber.
Massachusetts goes red in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 03, 2017 03:40 PM (vur0q)
I still half-expect this, and he'll DEFINITELY pardon Nidal Hassan (the Ft. Hood Jihadi).
Posted by: Hikaru at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (XMDuf)
I think that it is Cover Girl that has TV ads with a transgender young male model sporting their make up. Do they think that this appeals to the majority of their buyers?
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:05 PM (oiNtH)
I think so. It's...grotesque. And I don't see how it would appeal to any of their target market, save drag queens.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
Finally someone has explained this! Never got it before.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yeah, that's fucked up...
Posted by: Judy Garland at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)
If you like that fake news story by the Fake News, you'll love this fake news story by the Fake News:
This is fuckinjg hilarious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YwIkknxE8E
Posted by: New York Times fake news at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (xMGpH)
That being said, I looked at his picture in the sidebar and was all lifelong, what the whole 12 years?
Also hi this is my I'm totally not a 12 year beard on him reminds me of my new philosophical question: How is it that Andrew Luck has a Civil War general style beard and still manages to look like he's pushing a hearty 13 years old?
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
Step 1: Stop rioting.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (J8/9G)
Step 2: Clean up your trash after you have an event or demonstration.
Posted by: Don Q, , singing the Songs of Angry Men at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
I don't have any gay history books. When's gay history month?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (0mRoj)
Do women really aspire to look like a big tranny? Is that what make-up companies think? "Oooh, I'll buy the make-up he's wearing, and then maybe I'll look as feminine as that father-of-six"?
Not only does Bruce not look like a pretty woman in that photo, he sorta looks like a corpse that's been propped up on a pillow.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Bingo! See comment #283.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (jBuUi)
"often racist rhetoric" - Not being an Obama sycophant
"physical threats" - Not backing down from bullies
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
............
arriving in separate ambulances?
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)
If they "normalize" either ugly, wrinkled, overly-made-up, campy, kitschy, misshapen or bitchy female celebrities, then "passing as female" or "successfully acting as a female is perceived to act" becomes a reachable goal for the gay man.
Look throughout gay history and you will realize this is true and always has been true.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
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HEY!!!!!
You take that back!!!
Posted by: Liza Minelli at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)
Side of beef. Like a side of beef.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
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LOL. Yes, I would think most cosmetics companies are trying to target the age 25-40 female demographic, since those are the ladies most likely to spend big bucks on make-up.
So they choose a 60-something man who's had a reported $100k of plastic surgery on his face to appeal to those women?
Do they think the majority of American female shoppers are so insanely PC that they'd rather look like Bruce than look good?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (ITJ2R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yeah, that's fucked up...
Posted by: Judy Garland
You tell 'em, Mom!
Posted by: Liza Minnelli at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (4WhSY)
CNN isn't stupid; it's fake and contrived. We now live in a Cut & Paste news world where "news" outlets put together images, whatever they are doesn't matter, with their fake news to "sell" the story.
Posted by: New York Times fake news at January 03, 2017 04:13 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:12 PM (0mRoj)
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That's every month.
H8ter.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (mf5HN)
No capes!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2017 03:52 PM
But epaulets are totes OK, right?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (p+Wdc)
Getting mad at Hillary just for showing up to the inauguration feeds into that exact same loop of diminishing returns except for the right. If everything she does is outrageous, then nothing is.
Hillary's campaign didn't just attack Trump it viciously attacked the people who were supporting Trump and some were physically assualted because of it.Screw her, she has no business being at the inauguration
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (lKyWE)
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the people discover they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the canidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy--to be followed by a dictatorship.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (c2q/b)
I have never heard of this person, but somehow some youtube thing I played an hour ago lapsed over into her, and it's not bad and I'm sure my daughter would love it.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (g9txO)
That made me laugh out loud, for real. I'm guessing you don't want to look like a 16 year old boy wearing eyeliner, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (39g3+)
October.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_History_Month
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (g9txO)
Well shit. I was just being a smartass, but it's actually a thing
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
Basically he wanted to go to war with the Ottomans, and when their emissaries refused to remove their turbans he decided to, um, help them keep their headwear attached better to force them to go to war...
And then he beat the Ottomans like a drum.
Note that the Italians, the French, the Hungarians, and various other westerners all failed spectacularly previously in stopping the Ottomans.
Especially the French - whose idiocy led to the direct failure of the crusade of 1444, the fall of Constantinople, and the Ottoman conquest of most of the Balkans.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Ace of Spades Style Guide at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (u0s1P)
Cher, Bette Midler, Kathy Griffith, et.al.
Posted by: Cheri
And...Alcoholism-era Judy Garland; anorexia-era Diana Ross,, horse-face what's-her-name from Sex In The City, etc.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (TppKb)
Gay men lionize female entertainers who have messy personal lives, and suffered
Liz Taylor, Judy Garland, Madonna, Lady Gaga
Posted by: ThunderB at January 03, 2017 04:16 PM (a6Y5P)
That made me laugh out loud, for real. I'm guessing you don't want to look like a 16 year old boy wearing eyeliner, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Well... you do need the right hat...
Posted by: Johny Depp at January 03, 2017 04:17 PM (qf6WZ)
Mitch McConnell will issue a press release announcing that it is all legal as far as he can tell and John McCain will assure us all that we have nothing to fear.
or not.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 03, 2017 04:17 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2017 04:18 PM (IqV8l)
Anyway. Whoever suggested that attendance is pretty much required for former presidents, except for health reasons ( I could see GHW Bush not attending), was correct. And really, think of the optics for Bill Clinton to not show up - it would not go over well, it would make them (the Clintons) seem even more petty than they are and essentially establish a divisive and anti-American tradition on what was a truly one of our more amazing American traditions, the willing and accepted transfer of power (once a legitimate election is done certified and "on the books").
That being said - having the Clintons "take their medicine" along side the Oh-BAHM-uhs AND Carter and Bush is going to erect my schadenboner for at least the next century.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 03, 2017 04:18 PM (Fb9aZ)
She's a brave and stunning woman! Say it! SAY IT!!!
Posted by: PC Principal at January 03, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 03, 2017 04:14 PM (mf5HN)
Stay and explain where they went wrong because I know you also dislike the radical in your face homosexuality of today.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 03, 2017 04:19 PM (c2q/b)
Finally someone has explained this! Never got it before.
Posted by: Lizzy
Perfect example proving the theory:
When Miley Cyrus was a cute teenage flirty girl, gays hated or ignored her. But as soon as she transformed into a raunchy clipped-hair dyke lookalike endlessly mentioning dicks, suddenly she became a gay icon, almost overnight.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:19 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2017 04:20 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds at January 03, 2017 04:20 PM (7HtZB)
Bartender says: "Sorry you lost your eye sight, Mr. President."
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (tOcW/)
Carl Weathers is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (xMGpH)
Posted by: Insomniac
June.
I know you were joking, but sadly, there actually IS a Gay History Month (June) and most college-level textbooks now focus on Gay History. In fact, some colleges have recently dropped American History requirement and replaced it with Gay History (i.e. "Queer History") requirements (not kidding).
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 03, 2017 04:22 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 04:22 PM (qUNWi)
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[Hic]
/Falls over
Oh crap
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 03, 2017 04:22 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM
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When I was in college, lo these many moons ago, I knew a lot of gay guys. Because theater.
As I found out, you will never meet a bigger group of woman haters. Why? Because they perceive you (female person) as the competition.
Posted by: Lurkette at January 03, 2017 04:22 PM (jVlNS)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 03, 2017 04:23 PM (fq4ih)
I know you were joking, but sadly, there actually IS a Gay History Month (June) and most college-level textbooks now focus on Gay History. In fact, some colleges have recently dropped American History requirement and replaced it with Gay History (i.e. "Queer History") requirements (not kidding).
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (jBuUi)
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June. Huh.
I'd have guessed July.
As in ....... "Hey handsome....Would July next to me??"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2017 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
I don't think Zombie meant that they all had to be true, but that the more so of each, the more likely they would become homosexual icons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pepe at January 03, 2017 04:23 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
You dare to notice that the Emperor has no clothes? off with your head!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:23 PM (jBuUi)
Gay men lionize female entertainers who have messy personal lives, and suffered
Liz Taylor, Judy Garland, Madonna, Lady Gaga
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I suspect there are a lot of-- I'm certainly not saying all, since I know some very high functioning-- gay men who have histrionic personality disorder.
Which means that emotionally, they're all over the place. Think 12 year old girl on her first period. Times 1000.
Strangely enough, the female celebrities noted above are emotionally unstable at times and overly dramatic. Times 1000.
In other words... gay men relate to them, since they're basically the same.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (J5mC3)
Like lesbians hating men, I would guess that for some at least its more than competition but a basic internal loathing for women/men that partly drives their sexual preference.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hILLRY o O at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 03, 2017 04:24 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (SRKgf)
>> clipped-hair dyke lookalike endlessly mentioning
>> dicks, suddenly she became a gay icon, almost
>> overnight.
She's shit, but all that really matters is that she's kept the American Hi-Fi guys gainfully employed.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (TppKb)
October.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_History_Month
Posted by: garrett
I thought I was going insane until I saw this:
"Not to be confused with LGBT Pride Month celebrated in June."
So it's June AND October, bitchez!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (jBuUi)
In the article, the authors propose the NEVER-BEFORE-IMAGINED fantastically brilliant idea that Leftists should IMITATE THE SUCCESS OF THE TEA PARTY
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Success?
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (jNuvD)
The odd factor about reconciliation is that Democrats could have
closed the door on reconciliation if they had passed a new budget,
instead of doing those omnibus spending bills.
Since there has been no new budget resolution since before ObamaCare was passed, those reconciliation rules are still in force.
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Y'know, those SOBs really thought Hillary was going to win.
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (qUNWi)
Liz Taylor, Judy Garland, Madonna, Lady Gaga
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I suspect there are a lot of-- I'm certainly not saying all, since I know some very high functioning-- gay men who have histrionic personality disorder.
Which means that emotionally, they're all over the place. Think 12 year old girl on her first period. Times 1000.
Strangely enough, the female celebrities noted above are emotionally unstable at times and overly dramatic. Times 1000.
In other words... gay men relate to them, since they're basically the same.
Cher.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2017 04:26 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2017 04:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:21 PM (jBuUi)
Good Lord. And parents pay (or students go into debt for) tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars for this horseshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 04:27 PM (0mRoj)
fantastically brilliant idea that Leftists should IMITATE THE SUCCESS OF
THE TEA PARTY
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Let's see the tea party wanted to:
Cut spending
Cut taxes
Cut regulations
Have any of those things happened since 2010?
They might now depending on what Trump does...but at least so far the best they've done is slow the advance of the left.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2017 04:27 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2017 04:27 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:27 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 03, 2017 04:27 PM (a6Y5P)
ahh, that is NOT how we announce noods around here
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 03, 2017 04:28 PM (xMGpH)
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"To Stop Trump, Democrats Can Learn From the Tea Party"
Step 1: Stop rioting.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 03, 2017 04:04 PM (J8/9G)
Step 2: Clean up your trash after you have an event or demonstration.
Posted by: DonQ
__________________________________________
Step 3: realign your political thinking to ensure a small, very limited powered federal government that does not intrude onto the lives of its sovereign citizens, allows them to live in liberty and peace to worship God in their own way, does not attempt to take their legal firearms away except if they be convicted of a felony crime, allows them to keep the maximum amount of the fruit of their labors and generally minds its own f*cking business.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 03, 2017 04:28 PM (Fb9aZ)
>> here
Speak for yourself, I only got the basic membership.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 04:29 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Another Lurker at January 03, 2017 04:30 PM (5Zpn2)
Posted by: mallfly on horseback salad at January 03, 2017 04:31 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2017 04:32 PM (NOIQH)
360 316 >>When's gay history month?
October.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_History_Month
Posted by: garrett
I thought I was going insane until I saw this:
"Not to be confused with LGBT Pride Month celebrated in June."
So it's June AND October, bitchez!
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:25 PM (jBuUi)
So they're bi-monthly too.
God.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 04:32 PM (cAnNx)
Homosexuality has been really normalized in our society.
The thing is... it's not normal. It's what sociologists used to call deviant behavior.
Many high functioning homosexuals have done well by themselves by being males or females first, and then making their sexual identity secondary. I don't necessarily think is is "being in the closet" it's more about not making your sexuality your entire identity. "I'm a supervisor," "I'm in ad sales," or "I'm an investment banker" as opposed to "I'm gay!!!!"
However... most homosexuals don't do that. I suspect it's because a lot of them have lots of lingering psychological problems. Problems that may or may not be curable; some may not even be really treatable.
In the end, I've come to realize that unless you have reason to believe that the gay person you're dealing with is super stable, it's best to be very wary, and realize that at some point, they might totally go off the deep end on your, like a person with mental/emotional problems might do.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 04:32 PM (J5mC3)
Madame Justice, did you really mean to start out your dissenting opinion with "Listen motherfuckers?"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2017 04:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2017 03:43 PM (PLO14)
That's such a beautiful photo:
http://www.michellesmirror.com
Posted by: m at January 03, 2017 04:33 PM (3jGss)
I already did this in 2008, 2012 and in 2016 to his "legacy candidate"
Posted by: ariesWoman at January 03, 2017 04:34 PM (Rx2dv)
-Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
Go To Hell.
Posted by: Charles Nelson Riley at January 03, 2017 04:35 PM (6gk0M)
So, she was a victim, imho, and her entire life was messed up ever after.
Posted by: navybrat at January 03, 2017 04:44 PM (w7KSn)
..."Look throughout gay history and you will realize this is true and always has been true."
-Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2017 04:09 PM (jBuUi)
Go To Hell.
Posted by: Charles Nelson Riley at January 03, 2017 04:35 PM (6gk0M)
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"Peter, I will take Charles Nelson Reilly in the center square for the block please?"
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 03, 2017 04:55 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 03, 2017 05:01 PM (kma8f)
Just think if we were looking at an inauguration where we could not say Hillary Clinton will never be President. ~shudder~
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 03, 2017 05:34 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: saf at January 03, 2017 05:37 PM (+zN6H)
Maybe Hillary will sit in the front row and shoot hard boiled eggs out of her pussy.<<<
Didn't see that comment coming, snort.
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That's not Bill Clinton: it's my evil twin.
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