Obama: After Leaving the White House, I Need to be "Still" With My Own Thoughts So I Can "Process" What Just Happened

President Obama plans to keep a low-profile when he leaves office in January to better reflect on his time as president.
"I have to be quiet for a while. And I don't mean politically, I mean internally. I have to still myself," Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Posted by: Ace at 06:59 PM

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1 I'm going to be doing some yoga and meditation. Really finding myself. Also Golf. Peace out!
-Obama

Posted by: Lea at December 27, 2016 06:54 PM (vmMMi)

2 He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 06:54 PM (4uaSQ)

3

Affirmative Action Has Consequences.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 06:56 PM (4uaSQ)

4 Why didn't he think of that earlier?

Posted by: Caliban at December 27, 2016 06:56 PM (3GFMN)

5 Yeah I get that but you don't have to tell us everything that you are thinking fuckface. Stupid Twitter / Facebook world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 06:56 PM (IDPbH)

6 Promises, promises.

If only he *would* stfd and stfu, for a change we could ALL believe in!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 27, 2016 06:57 PM (044Fx)

7 Namaste Bitches.

Posted by: Obama at December 27, 2016 06:57 PM (vmMMi)

8 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Well, I guess there is a first time for everything, Barry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2016 06:58 PM (92kX2)

9 As he walks away from the smoldering ruin that was once the USA...

Posted by: navybrat at December 27, 2016 06:58 PM (w7KSn)

10 OT: Arnold Palmer University beats Bill Cosby U 34-26. Anybody hear about the Wake Forest play by play guy selling WFU's playbook to the opponents? Weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 27, 2016 06:58 PM (pY+s4)

11 anyone besides me thinking that there's a connection between Obama's dumping on Israel and Obama's having spent 20 years attending a church with a reverend who thought Israel was an apartheid state?

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 06:59 PM (b7fwp)

12 When you hate someone enough, everything they do is offensive.

I kind of wish he had thought more about centering himself BEFORE the Middle East spiralled into bloody sectarian warfare, but eh. It got us Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at December 27, 2016 07:00 PM (T/tiQ)

13 what fuckin lightweight. maybe he should just choom for a year. then, hit the bath houses. he just needs to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2016 07:00 PM (KP5rU)

14 You can run, but you can't hide from

THE BARACKHENATENING

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:00 PM (4uaSQ)

15 He needs to withdraw into himself so he's ready for his bracket picks.

Posted by: Caliban at December 27, 2016 07:00 PM (3GFMN)

16 He wants to spend more time with Reggie's rectum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2016 07:00 PM (Mt8T4)

17 You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions

Man that's some serious heavy duty thinking there. The man is practically Augustine McPlato. Make a bunch of good decisions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 27, 2016 07:01 PM (39g3+)

18 Perhaps he could spend the time apologizing to every Israeli.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2016 07:01 PM (Mt8T4)

19 In other words, he's going golfing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2016 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

20 Obama has sucked Rashid Khalidi's dick more than once.

He's a Dancing Boy for the Pro Palestinian movement.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (4uaSQ)

21 He'll be touring the country playing golf and chooming with his daughters. I think the mooch will be practicing her scowl.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (jxw6R)

22 don't forget, in 2009 historian Michael Beschloss said that Obama might be the smartest president ever.

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (b7fwp)

23 "...make a bunch of good decisions."

Why the hell start now?

Posted by: Tommylotto at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (A3a8d)

24 If he withdraws into himself sufficiently he will become a black hole. Reggie would be pleased.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (eAMlh)

25 Translation: Next time y'all see me I'll be climbing out of a well in the Middle East.

Posted by: Pepe at December 27, 2016 07:02 PM (GQcg8)

26 I think "being still" is code for homosexual activity.

Posted by: Weasel at December 27, 2016 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)

27 He was no William Henry Harrison.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:03 PM (4uaSQ)

28 I kind of expect that Mooch will become a major player in the "offended by everything" league.

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:03 PM (b7fwp)

29 First big decision: Michelle. Go or stay?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (3GFMN)

30 "I have to be quiet for a while . . .". How about making it permanent.

Posted by: profligatewaste at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (+yY4e)

31 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Well, he hasn't done that in about eight years.
I don't care what he does. I just want the fucker to go away.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (qJhUV)

32 He should choom a LOT, maybe even on that synthetic stuff that is readily available in his home town of Chicago, and be real still for at least 8 years. Or more.

Posted by: Radar at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (KzmOC)

33 >> I kind of expect that Mooch will become a major player in the ...

WNBA

Now that gnetic sexual identity can't keep her out of the league.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (4uaSQ)

34 If this means he plans to STFU it would be a good thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (eAMlh)

35 Man that's some serious heavy duty thinking there. The man is practically Augustine McPlato. Make a bunch of good decisions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 27, 2016 07:01 PM (39g3+)

"You're that smart?"

"Let me put it this way: have you heard of Aristotle? Socrates? Plato?"

"Yes."

"Morons."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2016 07:04 PM (92kX2)

36 President Narcissus quiet for awhile? Yes please. If I never hear from him again, I won't miss him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 27, 2016 07:05 PM (v3DL/)

37 "...make a bunch of good decisions..."

For a change.

Posted by: fly gal at December 27, 2016 07:05 PM (GjMxw)

38 I came, I saw, I drove the bus off a cliff.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at December 27, 2016 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

39 re 29: definitely stay, how can he live without hearing those sweet nothings like "Barry! Don't you even THINK about taking that last cookie!!"

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (b7fwp)

40 Sounds to me like a man worried about who is going to pay for his next swanky vacation.

Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (EgOr3)

41 By 'still himself' is there any chance that Obama means 'off himself'? Cause ya know...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (wdVeE)

42 His self regard is other worldly.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (eAMlh)

43 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. Like we need another one of those.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FQKBL)

44 Fine.

Just go be still somewhere else. Mkay?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (qUNWi)

45 When Barry Obama dons his manmaid costume for the beach we'll have confirmation of his self loathing, and disdain for masculinity, but mostly his disdain for his own masculinity.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (nrkHK)

46 >>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show

Yeah. Because the camera loves her.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (4uaSQ)

47 I wish him all the good decisions in his private life that he made in public life. He wasn't called shit midas for nothing.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (KMCxZ)

48 He's so spiritual.

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (8ZskC)

49 With a brain as big as a planet its so hard to keep him entertained

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (5sOEp)

50 He really should have said, "I need to be with my own thoughts about my absolute and incontrovertable awesomeness as a human being and asPresident." That would have been more accurate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (tOcW/)

51 The reins of power.

He's gripping them.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (zu88C)

52 Stay woke with a pile of coke.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

53 5 Iron or 7 Iron?

Sand wedge or Israel wedgie?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2016 07:09 PM (DMUuz)

54 46 >>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show

Yeah. Because the camera loves her.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (4uaSQ)

I really think Hillary and Michelle are cut from the same cloth. The more people see her, the less they like her.

Or maybe that is just me?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (92kX2)

55 The SMOD Presidency. Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

56 Doesn't anyone knock anymore?!?

Posted by: Barack obamam, being quiet for a while at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (7qAYi)

57 With a brain as big as a planet its so hard to keep him entertained

Why is March Madness only in March?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (8ZskC)

58 >>He's so spiritual.

He's like a Mocha Mcconaughay.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (4uaSQ)

59 I just thought about the praise the media will heap on the book which will inevitably emerge from this retreat.
Now I'm going to be sick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (eAMlh)

60 At this point, what difference does it make?

I wonder what big things he's planning on deciding (other than club selection)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (riqBd)

61 He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.
---

You've insulted a lot of fags and retards.

He talks like a malignant narcissist who has lost his narcissistic supply and is consequently in a life crisis that could very well result in mood swings, violence and addictions.

Personally, I'm looking forward to his future paranoid delusions, especially when his finger is off the red nuke button.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (9mGRY)

62 Valerie Jarrett must be going on vacay for a couple months after the inauguration. So she won't be around to tell him who he is.

Posted by: lauraw at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (K/zYU)

63 so, on Inauguration Day, what will Barky tweet a picture of himself doing..? Maybe walking out with his hat in his hand, like Jimmy Durante?

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (b7fwp)

64 22: apparently, this country must have elected barely functioning humans as president. this flapdoodle can't even speak without a ah um um teleprompter. fuckin genius i tell ya.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (KP5rU)

65 He can take over Jimmy Carter's anti-Semitism job when the peanut farmer croaks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (IDPbH)

66 "Our president is Lena Dunham"

I won't believe this until he posts a photo of himself as a mermaid. Ot man, whatever.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (tHwdc)

67 So he's finally going to make good decisions?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

68 ...or is it merman costume? Shit.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (nrkHK)

69 The Smartest Man To Ever Occupy The Office®

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (8ZskC)

70 What are the odds he keeps his pie-hole shut for even 5 minutes?

Hell, I fully expect him to try and upstage Trump's inaugural speech.

Posted by: Boots at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (EBwPV)

71 " "You have to get back in tune with your center"

Oooooommmmm....

....ygawd is my president ever a douchecanoe.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (lO+tS)

72
This is the passive-aggressive, lame-ass SJW version of

"fuck all y'all. I'm out of here."

Oh sure, he'll "run" OFA. But, that will all be Soros goons doing the day to day work.

When they need him, TFG will appear to barf out some teleprompter speech written for him.

Then back to golf and choom.

Like a Hollywood starlet, he'll be taking time for himself. He'll be taking time out for Barack.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (vZ9Fw)

73 Maybe Obama knows the bombshells about his past are going to come out of the woodwork now that he's gone. I know that Mooch's gender will always remain a mystery but stuff like proof of his Islamist faith and his real birth place etc.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (jxw6R)

74 I will especially miss those morning checklists. Sigh.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

75 Don't know if it was posted earlier today but heard a radio news report Israel is saying Arab sources are saying the whole Israel resolution was from Boarak's administration

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (5sOEp)

76 "...better reflect on his time as president."
...........

Quick, somebody give him a short sword.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (HgMAr)

77 Maybe a good chest waxing would be the thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (8ZskC)

78 puffed up with conceit

Posted by: concrete girl at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (TD/W3)

79 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show

Yeah. Because the camera loves her.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (4uaSQ)

I really think Hillary and Michelle are cut from the same cloth. The more people see her, the less they like her.

Or maybe that is just me?
---

Over at ZeroHedge, they have a story that says Michael, Hillary and Oprah are leading democrat candidates for 2020.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (9mGRY)

80 He's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (EgOr3)

81 He can take over Jimmy Carter's anti-Semitism job when the peanut farmer croaks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (IDPbH)

He's already on a par with the peanut farmer on that one and will soon surpass him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (SjImc)

82 And who are these dummies who think this guy is sophisticated and speaks so intelligently?

Uh, uhm, oh, mmmmmmmm. okie dokie, stuff...

Posted by: Boots at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (EBwPV)

83 "...and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

LMAO. The only good decision the lazy dog-eater made was golfing throughout half his Presidency, thus sparing us twice the destruction ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (mt8X9)

84 "He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded."

we resent that.

Posted by: elton John and Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (b7fwp)

85 I want to see Barky walk out of the White House with his 57 self portraits in hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (KMCxZ)

86 I've seen him center himself. Bike helmet not required!

Posted by: Reggie at December 27, 2016 07:13 PM (3GFMN)

87 The Obama's will leave clawmarks on the White House floor.

Moochie's mama might have to be evicted by DC PD.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (zu88C)

88 Don't know if it was posted earlier today but heard a radio news report Israel is saying Arab sources are saying the whole Israel resolution was from Boarak's administration
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (5sOEp)

that is over 48 hours old and true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (SjImc)

89 Let the name of Obama be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (LTHVh)

90 I wonder what big things he's planning on deciding (other than club selection)
Posted by: Random Joe

The ten-volume autobiography.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (FQ0rq)

91 Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (b7fwp)

Walking in a attitude of sadness and humility as he considers that the US has lost its hope. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (tOcW/)

92

Awwww. That's what he says every time I finish. "Have to process this. . ."

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (OZmbA)

93 This is glorious news. He will save us all!

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (3GFMN)

94 I wonder what big things he's planning on deciding (other than club selection)
Posted by: Random Joe

The ten-volume autobiography.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (FQ0rq)

He ain't no Winston Churhill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (SjImc)

95 The man who never met a mirror he didn't like is going to do some self-reflection?

Irony thy name is Barack.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (wPiJc)

96 The task of the ghost writer for Obama's $20 million advance memoir gets a lot harder by the day. How do you write a hagiography for a guy who's going to be exposed as a failure by unfolding ineluctable facts, and by everything Trump does.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (SIY7D)

97 He'll probably soon start talking to presidential portraits hanging in the White House in the dark of night as exit time draws nearer. They're a captive audience.

Posted by: DLD at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (QvAgz)

98 >President Narcissus quiet for awhile?

Just stick him in front of a pond...

Posted by: Lea at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (vmMMi)

99 63 so, on Inauguration Day, what will Barky tweet a picture of himself doing..? Maybe walking out with his hat in his hand, like Jimmy Durante?
Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (b7fwp)

Looking over his shoulder like Bruce Banner at the end of the Incredible Hulk TV show

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (7qAYi)

100 Smoke a LOT of ganj

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (8ReTf)

101 He needs time to contemplate the legend that he is in his own hand

Posted by: Random Joe at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (riqBd)

102 Obama is an empty bathing suit.

The sooner he is unemployed the better.

January 20th cannot get here fast enough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (5VlCp)

103 He should lay low for a decade, and show up building houses with H4H when Carter croaks.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at December 27, 2016 07:15 PM (t78PZ)

104 **bong rip**

Duuuuuuuuudes... like, ~~chill~~ still out.

Just, *cough cough* need to... **snoooooort** need to just find the uh, center, man.

Posted by: His Former Royal Highness Emperor Clusterf*ck the First at December 27, 2016 07:16 PM (044Fx)

105 41. Bite your tongue. I want Barry to die of inarguably natural causes. Lung cancer from all the choom and regular old nicotine cancer sticks would work. Even then, there would be plenty of conspiracy theories about how the evil VRWC somehow gave him cancer, but it would lessen the odds of Barry the commie martyr; and we know the DNC would push a martyr theme hard to try to undo some of the damage precedent selfish toad did to his party.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2016 07:16 PM (dkExz)

106 Like a bridge over troubled waters, he will lay him down.

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at December 27, 2016 07:16 PM (3GFMN)

107
I hear tell that drinking hot chocolate while wearing your flannel onesie is conducive to achieving stillness while processing the thought that you are a total fucking failure.

That's just what I heard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:16 PM (A5aYW)

108 I Need to be "Still" With My Own Thoughts So I Can "Process" What Just Happened
===

You will be forever known as the worst American President in history. Yep, that just happened.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:16 PM (zu88C)

109 "I have to be quiet for a while."
.........

Aw. We're gonna miss that stutter.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

110 He needs time to contemplate the legend that he is in his own hand

heh

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (qUNWi)

111 Can we set up a crowdsource for a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?
I hear that can really open your mind...

Posted by: Chi at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (6pYLb)

112 Time for a replay because it always makes me laugh:

Obama's "Okey doke" speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-66xJLd6Z0

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (tOcW/)

113 90 I wonder what big things he's planning on deciding (other than club selection)
Posted by: Random Joe

The ten-volume autobiography.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (FQ0rq)

I am sure Edward Gibbon is quaking in his boos somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (92kX2)

114 Think the Big Thinks

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:17 PM (8ReTf)

115 @9: "
As he walks away from the smoldering ruin that was once the USA..."

He had lots of help. Half the population and both major political parties were largely working with him/cheering him on, and the other half wasn't really overly committed to trying to stop him.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (rznWS)

116 you know, watching Trump reminds me of the line about old time Dem Al Smith: "The Happy Warrior". Expect lots of fake news about Trump having a low IQ because he doesn't sound so good without the teleprompter.

Posted by: elton John and Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (b7fwp)

117 I don't know why nobody takes this guy seriously. I take him seriously.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (3GFMN)

118 Looking over his shoulder like Bruce Banner at the end of the Incredible Hulk TV show

*****

Walking away swinging his cane like Charlie Chaplin?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (wPiJc)

119 The Left will consider him a de facto President-For-Life a la Sukarno ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (mt8X9)

120 Apropos of nothing, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is pretty bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:19 PM (LTHVh)

121 He needs some time to decide on a new primary care physician for himself.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:19 PM (wPiJc)

122 Be still and know that you are an asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2016 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

123 tfg is like a boil on the taint that never completely goes away. we will never be rid of this festering fuckball. flies and rats will be happy though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2016 07:20 PM (KP5rU)

124
Looking over his shoulder like Bruce Banner at the end of the Incredible Hulk TV show

==

by request...

http://tinyurl.com/lzrmtmr

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:20 PM (zu88C)

125 The Bear is loose!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 27, 2016 07:20 PM (J8/9G)

126 "I have to still myself," Obama said.
...........

In a dark room with incense, cool buds, fly strips and rat traps.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

127 He intends to stick around and be a Trump Troll. It's going to be nothing but provocation and self-aggrandizement for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: lauraw at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (K/zYU)

128
58
>>He's so spiritual.

He's like a Mocha Mcconaughay.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (4uaSQ)

For the love of all that is Holy, NO NUDE BONGOING.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (A5aYW)

129 Ok, I'm not gonna lie...the whole "Oprah running in 2020" kinda scares me...

Posted by: Bucentennialguy at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (RFYR/)

130 What should Trump give Barack as a going away gift?

An iPod with all of BHO's speeches pre-loaded.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

131 120 Apropos of nothing, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is pretty bad.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:19 PM (LTHVh)

Yeah I predicted it would be Buton's best film based on the previews I saw. Nostradamus I'm not.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (IDPbH)

132 43 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. Like we need another one of those.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FQKBL)

=================

They could call it "Gorillas In Our Midst" ...

Posted by: Carl Paladino at December 27, 2016 07:21 PM (mt8X9)

133 Eight years is a long time for one to pretend one is not physically and emotionally impacted by one's period. Thank goodness Barack had the bearing to keep a straight face during the previous 96 times of the month.

Posted by: Skwaaa at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (hnrDq)

134 Think left and think right think low and think high
Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (8ReTf)

135 116 you know, watching Trump reminds me of the line about old time Dem Al Smith: "The Happy Warrior". Expect lots of fake news about Trump having a low IQ because he doesn't sound so good without the teleprompter.
Posted by: elton John and Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:18 PM (b7fwp)

Yes, because billionaires are notorious for low IQs.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

136 I put a hell of a lot of thought into the Okey Dokey speech.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

137 "I have to be quiet for a while."

Please do this. For a good long while.

What the hell would he know about making good decisions?

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (P8951)

138 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show.
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Squatchy !

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (zu88C)

139 In the stillness of contemplation President Obama will discover his true essence. Unfortunately, he is a dandelion puff.

Posted by: Dalai Lama at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (3GFMN)

140 Blast from the past. Someone actually wrote this in June 2008:

"Barack Obama isn't really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway. ....
Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul."

There's a lot more, but I'm sure you get the idea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

141 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

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8 fcuking years ago would have been an outstanding time to have done this, Fuckstick.

Posted by: Don Rickles at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (uCJeS)

142 Maybe he can retire to "Pooh's thoughtful spot," so there can be two characters "of very little brain."

Posted by: RKae (still very sad about Greg Lake) at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (K9rH2)

143 Or in the quiet words of Walter Sobchak: Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (ROIz5)

144 He is getting ready to do some Okra Winfrey specials talking about weight loss and his feelings.

Posted by: Lester at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (8USec)

145 Yeah. Because the camera loves her.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:08 PM (4uaSQ)

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The ol' classic. She has a face for radio.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (v3DL/)

146
120
Apropos of nothing, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is pretty bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:19 PM (LTHVh)

Word.

Eva Green shows her big tits on damn near every other film she makes, but she failed to do so here. Disappointing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (A5aYW)

147 I hated Bill Clinton but I got what people saw in him.

This asshole I have no idea what people see in him.

He's not charming, he's not particularly well spoken or possessed with an ability to self deprecate.

He's arrogant, narcissitic, thin skinned, glib, I could go on but won't.

I detest this POS.

And the sad thing is we will not be rid of him or his wretched wife.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (+lv+r)

148 He needs to process all the destruction he's achieved.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (pUDQf)

149 Time for you to leave, Asshopper.

Posted by: Master Po at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (XoldI)

150 He tot he taw a Puddy Tat!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:24 PM (wPiJc)

151 Now, at the end of all things, he sails west toward golden shores. He cannot dwell amongst us now as we have disappointed him. He needs his pillow and his reggie. His purity is soiled and he needs a fresh pad.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2016 07:24 PM (zLDYs)

152 140 Blast from the past. Someone actually wrote this in June 2008:

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

Oh yes, I remember that like it was yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2016 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

153 Maybe the rocks will let him be clear when he talks to them

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2016 07:24 PM (cAnNx)

154 @132- I will gladly wipe all the Merlot off my keyboard for that

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2016 07:24 PM (KMCxZ)

155 43 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. Like we need another one of those.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FQKBL)
...........

Squatch Talk

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

156 Given that the Presidency was just not challenging enough for Barack, it's going to be difficult for him to find his place in the world and decide what he wants to be when he grows up ...

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 27, 2016 07:25 PM (mt8X9)

157 132: what you got against gorillas? at least they are entertaining. and, they don't scowl all the time. every gorilla i've ever seen is more productive than mooch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2016 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

158 don't forget, in 2009 historian Michael Beschloss said that Obama might be the smartest president ever.
Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001

Whatever happened to Michael Beschloss, anyways?

He used to be a regular on Hardball (not that I ever watch it anymore), but I think he has fallen off the talking heads circuit and can't get up.

What a joke, what an academic joke. What a maroon. What an ultra maroon.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (S6Pax)

159 He discovered at the end of all this that he still has no inner peace and that empty space where his father should have been is still empty.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (8ReTf)

160 Give him a bum's rush into the dusty street.

"And don't come back to the Woolworth's!!"

(nickel if you get the movie reference.)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (wPiJc)

161 Eva Green shows her big tits on damn near every other film she makes, but she failed to do so here. Disappointing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (A5aYW)

No one's showing their tits in a kid's show. This isn't Brazil.

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

162 Speaking of relaxation or something to keep your mind occupied, I was given a Christmas present that I previously made fun of. An adult coloring book.

It's made up of intricate drawings that you color in with colored pencils. I did a few and it does occupy a busy mind. The problem for me is I have to finish what I start if possible and each drawing can take over an hour. I don't necessarily want to spend an hour doing it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:27 PM (IDPbH)

163 Gorillas just want to have fun.

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at December 27, 2016 07:27 PM (3GFMN)

164 120: Does Eva Green show her boobies? If not, thats why it sucked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 27, 2016 07:27 PM (pY+s4)

165 157 132: what you got against gorillas? at least they are entertaining. and, they don't scowl all the time. every gorilla i've ever seen is more productive than mooch.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2016 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

Koko's alright! High-five!

Posted by: David Puddy at December 27, 2016 07:27 PM (7qAYi)

166 Big decisions Obama's gonna ponder:

1) why is march madness only in March?
2) college football would be better if there was a playoff
3) what's better? Star Wars or Star Trek?
4) why aren't teachers paid the same as star atheletes?
5) these scripsts all suck - why can't Hollywood produce an original vehicle for me?
6) 3 autobiographies or 4?
7) maybe incentives do matter

economics? How does that work?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 27, 2016 07:27 PM (riqBd)

167 59 I just thought about the praise the media will heap on the book which will inevitably emerge from this retreat.
Now I'm going to be sick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (eAMlh)

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I think I'll call it "The Audacity of Dreams of My Father" and get David Brooks to ghostwrite it ...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 27, 2016 07:28 PM (mt8X9)

168 Been a lot of health warnings lately of teenage pot smoking leading, one would think something will catch up to him.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:28 PM (5sOEp)

169 "...bunch of good decisions."

Sounds like he's going vegetarian.

Posted by: No more Reggie - No, more Reggie at December 27, 2016 07:28 PM (S8ZhK)

170 Only decisions the fcuker has to make involve deciding how to spend his ill-gotten gains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2016 07:28 PM (MiBfH)

171 Squatch among yourselves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:29 PM (LTHVh)

172 >>He's so spiritual.

He's like a Mocha Mcconaughay.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:10 PM (4uaSQ)
............

Except he digs guys with two balls.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

173 Obama needs to be still with Reggie. And by still, I mean stiff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:29 PM (pUDQf)

174 Michelle is considering doing a talk show
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Can you imagine the ratings that scowling shovel-jawed, mug will draw?

Her expressions range from 'Pissed Off Bitch' to 'Hate You All, No, Really'.

They'd have to do a lefty version of the O'Reilly Factor where she cuts people off and yells at them for an hour.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:29 PM (zu88C)

175 Reality is going to bite him in the ass no matter what he does. His handlers can only blow so much sunshine up his butt before the real world settles in.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2016 07:29 PM (YHOiq)

176 Not gonna happen. This guy is incapable of keeping his mouth shut.

Posted by: bluebell at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (sBOL1)

177 I believe he's thinking of making more poetry.

Posted by: Robert Frost at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (3GFMN)

178 63 so, on Inauguration Day, what will Barky tweet a picture of himself doing..? Maybe walking out with his hat in his hand, like Jimmy Durante?

Posted by: mallfly ver 3.001 at December 27, 2016 07:11 PM (b7fwp)

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A selfie of himself urinating atop Mount Rushmore ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (mt8X9)

179 "I have to be quiet for a while.

And by a while the sod means about 10 seconds before he starts shooting off his mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (auHtY)

180 If...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...okey, dokey.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (Tyii7)

181 Koko's alright! High-five!

*****

Harambe was a good boy. Had just been accepted into community college. Was turning his life around. Had dreams of becoming a rapper.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (wPiJc)

182 Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Why did he wait until after he was president to start making good decisions?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (auHtY)

183
Eva Green shows her big tits on damn near every other film she makes, but she failed to do so here. Disappointing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (A5aYW)

No one's showing their tits in a kid's show. This isn't Brazil.

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

'zactly. Someone lied to Ms Green and told her that she could act, rather than telling her the truth about her rack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (A5aYW)

184 Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (LTHVh)

185 Woolworths? "O Brother, Where Art Thou."

Loved the next line: "This location, or the whole chain?"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Deck The Halls With Boston Charlie at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (yE1fo)

186 Pitch or putt?

Posted by: Still Thoughts at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (3GFMN)

187 You're right bluebell. All that hate has to come out or it consumes him.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (8ReTf)

188 I Need to be "Still" With My Own Thoughts So I Can "Process" What Just Happened
...........

Phew! I actually had a job!

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (HgMAr)

189 oh brother!

Posted by: concrete girl at December 27, 2016 07:31 PM (TD/W3)

190 I believe he's thinking of making more poetry.
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Apes Figs Crunch Caves.

Part Deux.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:32 PM (zu88C)

191 Expect Obama to take the Clinton route. Start a foundation, lobby with his access, cash the check and pay the bills. Occasionally eat some pizza. And hotdogs. Play some ping pong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:32 PM (pUDQf)

192 No one's showing their tits in a kid's show. This isn't Brazil.

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)

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Katy Perry did on Sesame Street.

Posted by: Boots at December 27, 2016 07:32 PM (EBwPV)

193 Sock off

Posted by: Flyboy at December 27, 2016 07:32 PM (uCJeS)

194
To center himself? what a pussy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (ODxAs)

195 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. Like we need another one of those.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FQKBL)

Too bad Air America went broke. Maybe Al Jazeera could hire her. And she could go full Hefty-bag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (MiBfH)

196 This asshole I have no idea what people see in him.

He's not charming, he's not particularly well spoken or possessed with an ability to self deprecate.

He's arrogant, narcissitic, thin skinned, glib, I could go on but won't.

I detest this POS.

And the sad thing is we will not be rid of him or his wretched wife.
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I'm beginning to think a lot of Americans are racist. Really, really hateful racists. They might not act on it, but it's in their heart.

The only way that they could deny their racism was to vote for Obama. It proves to them *they* are not bad people. In fact, it makes them feel morally superior. Virtue signaling of the highest order.

Just like gay marriage proves that gays are not *deviant.*

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (9mGRY)

197 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you ~~make a bunch of good decisions~~ live in a van. Down by the river."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (wPiJc)

198 Katy Perry did on Sesame Street.

Posted by: Boots at December 27, 2016 07:32 PM (EBwPV)

Yay Public Television.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (A5aYW)

199 He thinks he's fucking brilliant, and we're gonna hear a lot of his unscripted remarks in the Time of Trump.

Without his presidential coterie of advisers and speechwriters, almost everything we hear will be off the cuff, and as we have already seen, he comes across as half-stupid when going solo.

So yeah, Jugears, do your little meditation thing, and then come out swinging. The microphones await you. Your buds in the media will let you blab all you want.

Until you start stepping it it.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (U6f54)

200 Obama sounds like he is waging a war on Weed. By smoking it all.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 27, 2016 07:33 PM (W6Ch1)

201 184 Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, man in the moon.

Posted by: Bedtime Reader at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (3GFMN)

202 The Putin-Assad-Khomeini troika annihilated Obama's beloved FSA "moderates" in Aleppo. Libya is now in play.

ObamaBunker for some quiet time.

Posted by: 13times at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (WHVu+)

203 I saw Obama's Good Decisions open for Kings of Leon at the Hard Rock Cafe in Manila.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (7N6ox)

204 So, he's admitting to making bad decisions?!?

Posted by: scrood at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (BbkFr)

205 This, in reality, is just a narcissist gotta narcissist.

He's telling how introspective and cool he is. So people will love him for being so chill and Spock like.

It's a big pile of dog shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (pUDQf)

206 Golf.

Lots of golf. In Hawaii.

He's too lazy to do anything else. Get him back to Molokai with a bag of choom and a set of clubs and homeboy won't ever come back to Haole-Land.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (zu88C)

207 M-O-O-N That spells Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:34 PM (LTHVh)

208 Occasionally eat some pizza. And hotdogs. Play some ping pong.
............

Finish that waffle. Buy some shrimp.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

209 >>>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. <<<

Seize the Mich.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2016 07:35 PM (nrkHK)

210 Woolworths? "O Brother, Where Art Thou."

Loved the next line: "This location, or the whole chain?"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain,

******

**shoves 5 cents through USB port**

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:35 PM (wPiJc)

211 Is Barry really going to "golf" when he doesn't have to use that as an excuse to sneak off and smoke cigarettes and sip penis? I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (LTHVh)

212 Obama is a narcissist. The only way he can process things is to consider himself not responsible for anything negative that happened during his Presidency. He's only responsible for whatever great things he thinks happened.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (tOcW/)

213 Everything with this guy began with severe abandonment and daddy issues which, Importantly, haven't been resolved. You got to the end of every possible road - now what?

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (8ReTf)

214 Occasionally eat some pizza. And hotdogs. Play some ping pong.
............

Finish that waffle. Buy some shrimp.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

--------

Crank call Biden & ask if his refrigerator is running

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

215 And by a while the sod means about 10 seconds before he starts shooting off his mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:30 PM (auHtY)

He said right in that statement that he's not going to be quiet politically. So he's not even going to wait 10 seconds.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (cAnNx)

216

He will hector the world until he dies and possibly after. He will community organize his ass off. He will never ever shut up.

He is planning on demanding Israel return to pre 1967 borders. He is hell bent on the destruction of Israel. And he doesn't give a shit what happens in the ME before during or after.

He would rather burn the world and proclaim he was right.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:37 PM (nl2r8)

217 That non resolution thing is why the world ain't safe till he is officially out IMHO

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:37 PM (8ReTf)

218 Why did he wait until after he was president to start making good decisions?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Which reminds me of 2008, and the remark about how Barack was all about Hope and Change for the future, because that's where all his achievements would be.

So, what has he achieved?
Obamacare, which more and more people are really loathing.
Stagnant economic growth for years
Reduced America's standing in the world, and war is rising everywhere.
More racial strife now than 10 years ago.

But wait, there's more!!

He's wrecked his party.
Republicans control both houses of Congress, a majority of State house legislatures and governorships, and now the Presidency.

This reeks of success! How will you spin this, Barack?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (S6Pax)

219 I think the out going president gets a ride to wherever they want to go in the Marine Helo, of course Barak is only taking it next door to set up shop.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (5sOEp)

220 Occasionally eat some pizza. And hotdogs. Play some ping pong.
............

Finish that waffle. Buy some shrimp.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

Blow a bunch of dudes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (auHtY)

221 President Obama plans to keep a low-profile

Not what his LGBTQ suitors were hoping to hear.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (HwVbl)

222 Hey Barry! Here's tuppence! Go sit in the park and feed the birds.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (wPiJc)

223 We understand this as a clash between two discourses: in which the participants' ways of assessing and appreciating their education in Gender Studies, and their wish to fulfill the expectations of the labor market in order to land a job, do not seem compatible. From a critical perspective they learned by studying Gender Studies, they could not see themselves simultaneously as feminist critical subjects and employable on the labor market, which they obviously were. They were worried about not getting work because of the association of Gender Studies with feminist political perspectives on society, but, at the same time, they were self-aware, reflecting about wanting to succeed in the very labor market they critiqued. Despite the fact that so few were unemployed, and many worked in areas for which they were educated, the focus groups' participants did not feel safe on the labor market, and Gender Studies education was even perceived as an obstacle to their finding employment. As a result, former students often found themselves self-censoring with respect to their degrees.

Posted by: Jack Reacher at December 27, 2016 07:38 PM (e8kgV)

224 Obama added something like $10 trillion to the national debt, doubling it. We have dick to show for it, collectively.

By my math Obama has doubled the per capita debt from $33,000 to $66,000.

The trouble with this is that the debt service on the debt will fall disproportionately on the young who make their way into higher tax brackets. The burden for these folks will often be like carrying a $200,000 mortgage.

Many of these young folks will also be carrying large amounts of student debt. The burden will fall harder on those who don't inherit wealth.

This may have a profound effect on the pace of new household formations, and on fertility. Two children may become a Big Family for this cohort.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (SIY7D)

225 He's going to spend more "time" with his "family."

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (LaT54)

226 Don't know if it was posted earlier today but heard a radio news report Israel is saying Arab sources are saying the whole Israel resolution was from Boarak's administration
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2016 07:12 PM (5sOEp)

that is over 48 hours old and true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2016 07:14 PM (SjImc)

Has that resolution been passed by the Security Council yet? Maybe Trump could prevail upon Putin to veto it, in exchamge for future considerations?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (MiBfH)

227 Why did he wait until after he was president to start making good decisions?

I just wonder what's the reason for the sudden rush?

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (HwVbl)

228 When Michelle runs all TV will only show her from mid chest and up. It'll be like FDR all over again

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (8ReTf)

229
I don't think he wanted the Presidency in 2012 . Too much "work" and the chance that shit could make him look bad. He just wanted to win.

He is a lazy-ass first and foremost. He will occasionally invite the press to his palatial estate on the beach for fawning biopics and retrospectives, just to keep himself relevant. All this noise is just cover.

He is happy to be leaving.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (zu88C)

230 Plenty of time to practice the open umbrella and low hangings.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (9H4KE)

231 Crank call Biden & ask if his refrigerator is running
Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

Just what is Joe Biden gonna do now? Do the idiots in Delaware want their Senator back?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (5VlCp)

232 Based on the decisions he's made in the past 8 years, I guess he didn't have a single minute of 'stillness'.

Posted by: ykurtz at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (smOL6)

233 "Has that resolution been passed by the Security Council yet?"

Covered in depth days ago

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (SIY7D)

234

He is not done. He is going to demand the pre 1967 indefensible borders

The return of the Jewish quarter of the old city of Jerusalem. The return of the western wall, the remains of the 2nd temple.

If he cannot dictate to it, he wants it destroyed. And that applies to our nation as well. See BLM. If he cannot control it, he will destroy it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (nl2r8)

235 This asshole I have no idea what people see in him.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 27, 2016 07:23 PM (+lv+r)

=================

A clean and articulate black dude -- I mean, what more could you want?

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (mt8X9)

236 Howabout a Woke flavored Slurpee, kids!

Posted by: 13times at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (WHVu+)

237 Instead of acknowledging that King Obama had no clothes after it was pointed out by the voters, the Press took off all their clothes and joined the naked Obama in making a fool of themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (IDPbH)

238 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show. Like we need another one of those.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FQKBL)

It's going to be a TV show but they're rebooting Sanford and Son. Esther you is ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (auHtY)

239 Remember this Obama poster from 2012.

http://tinyurl.com/gphdpfo

Keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (tOcW/)

240 231 Crank call Biden & ask if his refrigerator is running
Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

Just what is Joe Biden gonna do now? Do the idiots in Delaware want their Senator back?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (5VlCp)

Give him tokens for the train. It will take care of itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

241 A clean and articulate black dude

with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (LTHVh)

242 lol. whatever dude. gfy.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

243 All he's going to process is Reggie's unit, as if it hasn't been said before.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 27, 2016 07:42 PM (75WaT)

244 Shut up, you fish-eyed fool!

Posted by: Michelle at December 27, 2016 07:42 PM (LTHVh)

245 If a local police station doesn't police the way he likes, the city burns. When he is rejected, he burns it the fuck down. Well the nation has rejected him. He is not done

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:43 PM (nl2r8)

246 Yes, some quiet time. I will finally be able to finish my waffle.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at December 27, 2016 07:43 PM (rznWS)

247 >>>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show.
...............

buy' ngop !!!

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

248 "Katy Perry did on Sesame Street."

Jiggle Me Elmo

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:43 PM (SIY7D)

249 When I think about me I touch myself.

Posted by: B.H. (Soon to be 'Elder Statesman') Obama at December 27, 2016 07:44 PM (hasVl)

250 Story at Weasel Zippers. He is going to come out of the closet and demand the pre 1967 borders for Israel. Emboldening their enemies. A disaster

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:44 PM (nl2r8)

251 Speaking of bad movies...

I saw "Hail Caesar!" the other night.

I wanted to like it but it was just a mess. Worst Coen Bros movie evah!

Plus...

I just couldn't get past the whole 'harmless little humorous group of commie writers" driving the action.

In real life, a true batch full of cowardly, America-hating shitbags-

but transformed in this movie into the group of zany, well-meaning professors from "Ball of Fire", the Barbara Stanwyck/Gary Cooper comedy.

Ugh.

Also, saw the horrible remake of "Solaris" with George Clooney.

If you ever wanted proof that Clooney cannot act, that right there is Exhibit #1, you Honor.

Between HC and Sol, I'll avoid Clooney like the plague in the future.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2016 07:44 PM (vZ9Fw)

252 There's a lot more, but I'm sure you get the idea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

True, though. No President has been a lighter worker than Bambam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2016 07:45 PM (MiBfH)

253 I believe he's referring to his emerging realization that his whole trajectory in life has been to function as a tool for something much bigger.

When he calls for Israel to return to its prewar borders it's gonna prime the fuse for a regional war; and his money is on Iran.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2016 07:45 PM (g+ibI)

254 159 He discovered at the end of all this that he still has no inner peace and that empty space where his father should have been is still empty.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:26 PM (8ReTf)

=================

No coincidence that the disgusting, narcissistic sociopaths Bill Clinton and Barry Soetoro were raised without a strong father ...

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at December 27, 2016 07:45 PM (mt8X9)

255 Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:43 PM (nl2r

Malignant narcissist with a lot of Soros money behind him, unfortunately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:45 PM (tOcW/)

256 >>>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show.
.............

All about using common household items for fashion wear.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

257
He means to reshape the entire world in his image

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (nl2r8)

258 This fucking guy is, without a doubt, the weakest intellect in the Presidency in my lifetime, and I was born while Ike was president.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

259 234
If he cannot dictate to it, he wants it destroyed. And that applies to our nation as well. See BLM. If he cannot control it, he will destroy it
Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:40 PM (nl2r

I wonder if all that mob violence at shopping malls yesterday, which seems to have been coordinated, was just a taste of things to come.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

260

Who will ever be able to forget the Wonder of Civilization that was "Cash for Clunkers"?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (zu88C)

261 Running up the national debt by 68% is hard work

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

262 I bet Obama has a lot of interesting stories about hitting his ball in the rough.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 07:47 PM (rft/I)

263 with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 27, 2016 07:41 PM (LTHVh)

And waaaay too old.

Posted by: The Real Harry Reid at December 27, 2016 07:47 PM (cmE8J)

264 Obama is a narcissist. The only way he can process things is to consider himself not responsible for anything negative that happened during his Presidency. He's only responsible for whatever great things he thinks happened.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:36 PM (tOcW/)

======

Close, but he is worse than that. He is a Sociopath with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. This means that he can totally and literally remove himself from the consequences of his own actions in his mind. Like he was never even involved.

It also means that decisions he made are, by definition, good and correct because he made them. Truly scary.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 27, 2016 07:47 PM (uCJeS)

265 >>He means to reshape the entire world in his image

Planet Fail

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:47 PM (4uaSQ)

266 This fucking guy is, without a doubt, the weakest intellect in the Presidency in my lifetime, and I was born while Ike was president.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

He makes Jimmah look like a genius. Hell he makes Billy Carter look smart

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:48 PM (auHtY)

267 Some people see him bronzed and brown,
This child from heaven to earth come down.

Posted by: Alfred Burt at December 27, 2016 07:48 PM (3GFMN)

268 process what's happened

-
Barks, put your dick in a meat grinder and turn it on to help you process what's happened to the U.S. under your administration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 27, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

269

I'm sure he looks at the riots and wars as just creative destruction. Remaking the world as he demands it. The world will be punished for disappointing him

I truly believe he is at his most dangerous now. Zero doubt he collaborates with Iran.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:49 PM (nl2r8)

270 Obama, I think you need to reflect on what Kris Kristofferson had to say back in the day when Kris was making a movie with Barbara Streisand in Arizona. For some reason (Ms. Streisand was never to my taste) Kris was hot to get into--and indeed did get into--her pants. She had a boyfriend or hairdresser on the side--Peter something. Can't recall the name and don't care.

But Kristofferson looked at the "other" boyfriend Peter, and said, "Any time I want any shit from you, I'll just squeeze your head."

Obama is going to occupy the Peter role.

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at December 27, 2016 07:49 PM (Sda6L)

271 He means to reshape the entire world in his image

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (nl2r

Effeminate, stupid and communist. In other words the SJWs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 07:50 PM (auHtY)

272 256 >>>I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show.
.............

All about using common household items for fashion wear.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

"Hack My Drapes"

Posted by: josephistan at December 27, 2016 07:50 PM (7qAYi)

273 Posted by: Flyboy at December 27, 2016 07:47 PM (uCJeS)

I believe that NPD was taken out of the DSM manual when Obama was running or became President, but yes, even though I'm not a therapist it seems like a likely diagnosis. I did say in a previous post he was a malignant narcissist

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2016 07:50 PM (tOcW/)

274 Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 07:50 PM (rft/I)

275 @224

To be fair, Congress appropriates funds, power of the purse and all.

The President cannot spend or rack up that which congress doesn't give him or allow.

The GOP could have fixed the glitch a long time ago, but then the media would say bad things about them, so they have punted for the last 6 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 27, 2016 07:50 PM (+lv+r)

276 I Need to be "Still" With My Own Thoughts So I Can "Process" What Just Happened
.............

ponder the Shit Midas

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:51 PM (HgMAr)

277 Obama will lean heavily on his version of the Osama Bin Laden mission and gay rights for his legacy right now. He will avoid Obamacare for the time being. He is hoping it will be overturned so he is not stuck with its ultimate catastrophic failure .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 27, 2016 07:51 PM (IDPbH)

278 >>"Hack My Drapes"

"Say 'Yes' to the Slip Cover"

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:51 PM (4uaSQ)

279 >>"Hack My Drapes"

The Sydney Leathers Story.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2016 07:52 PM (4uaSQ)

280 He will create his legacy post presidency. The Carter plan

He will never cease

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:52 PM (nl2r8)

281 NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Former President Obama drowns after falling into pool after being mesmerized by his own reflection.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (rft/I)

282 He should start flipping houses on tv. I'd watch that show.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (nFwvY)

283 "Obama will lean heavily on his version of the Osama Bin Laden mission and gay rights for his legacy right now."

Bin Laden -- Podesta gave the order, SEAL Robert O'Neill pulled the trigger.

Gay marriage -- Reagan SCOTUS appointee Kennedy wrote the fortune cookie opinion.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 27, 2016 07:54 PM (SIY7D)

284 I've heard Michelle is considering doing a talk show.
.............

All about using common household items for fashion wear.

-
Have you ever worn a shower curtain? Some are attractive and slimming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 27, 2016 07:54 PM (Nwg0u)

285 Gheyist arms in America.

Posted by: Pepe at December 27, 2016 07:54 PM (GQcg8)

286 He should start flipping houses on tv. I'd watch that show.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (nFwvY)
............

Sounds too much like work.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at December 27, 2016 07:55 PM (HgMAr)

287
Have you ever worn a shower curtain? Some are attractive and slimming.

I saw it in the tub and I just had to have it.

Posted by: Scarlett Burnett at December 27, 2016 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

288 Carter. Monitoring elections to give the good housekeeping seal of approval to despots. Engaging in his version of diplomacy. Directing think tanks and academics.

Obama will be a pain in the ass. The only thing stopping this is his aversion to work

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 07:56 PM (nl2r8)

289 Mooch will make you wear corduroy and like it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2016 07:56 PM (KMCxZ)

290 He should start flipping houses on tv. I'd watch that show.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (nFwvY)

He'd be a better fit with flouncing hippos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2016 07:56 PM (MiBfH)

291 "I wonder if all that mob violence at shopping malls yesterday, which seems to have been coordinated, was just a taste of things to come.
Posted by: rickl"

I don't wonder, I am quite certain that it will continue and ramp up at an alarming rate. What else they got at this point ? The "fake news" campaign on the overt side, thinly disguised domestic terrorism on the covert side.

Bring it, lefties. Or to put it another way, F U, WAR !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 27, 2016 07:57 PM (nrnR5)

292 OT but I just read that Richard Adams, author of the awesome book Watership Down, has passed away. R.I.P.

For any Morons who haven't read it (which makes the movie considerably easy to understand), I strongly recommend it. A few years ago I started reading the sequel, but was unable to keep going (it was a library book), but I think I want to pick it up again and finish it.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2016 07:57 PM (GsAUU)

293 He means to reshape the entire world in his image
Posted by: ThunderB

Kind of like Nero.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 27, 2016 07:57 PM (mL2BD)

294 He could do a work out show with Richard Simmons.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 07:57 PM (HgMAr)

295
36 President Narcissus quiet for awhile? Yes please. If I never hear from him again, I won't miss him.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 27, 2016 07:05 PM (v3DL

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A NARCISSIST IS BEING REFLECTIVE!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger. at December 27, 2016 07:58 PM (FtrY1)

296 "77 Maybe a good chest waxing would be the thing."

You're talking about Michelle, right? 'Cause I don't think that pencil neck is manly enough for a hairy chest.

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 27, 2016 07:58 PM (cQO95)

297 Mooch will be ready to rule the fashion scene from day one.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 07:58 PM (zu88C)

298 Will he get the Choom Gang back together? (Gay Ray, RIP)

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 07:59 PM (rft/I)

299 He means to reshape the entire world in his image

Monkeys do that, too, before they fling his image.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2016 07:59 PM (7H/2n)

300 Alone with no thoughts, sure it will lonely.

Posted by: Joe Mack at December 27, 2016 08:00 PM (vP09u)

301 Good night sweet prince.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at December 27, 2016 08:00 PM (R5HRU)

302
"I have to be quiet for a while. And I don't mean politically, I mean internally. I have to still myself," Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

This is the kind of horseshit the left loves to here.
Equating sounding cool with competency.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 27, 2016 08:00 PM (yfObW)

303

I wonder if he will have a special emblem for the 'Office of the Former President'.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 08:01 PM (zu88C)

304 Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2016 07:57 PM (GsAUU)

+++

Also The Plague Dogs and Traveller, about Robt E Lee from the perspective of his horse

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 08:01 PM (8ReTf)

305 Obama's period of quiet reflection will last about as long as Jesse Jackson's retirement from public life. (Remember those 2 days?)

He'd die without the adulation of idiots hanging on his every word.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 08:01 PM (rft/I)

306 process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."
...............

Don't spend it all on male hookers and blow, Barry.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

307

Getting in touch with his center means jerking off his inner commie Islamic self

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 08:02 PM (nl2r8)

308 I. Can't. Even.

I just can't.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2016 08:02 PM (SEXy3)

309 We should start a holiday in the conservative states - like an armistice day. A day where the whole country can reflect on how bad things can get, and be thankful that scoamf is no longer in the white house.

Jan 21st - civic thankfulness day. A day of reflection on wtf just happened, and how to fix it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 27, 2016 08:02 PM (LWu6U)

310 I wonder if the people interviewing this guy just sit there saying to themselves, "Wow, he really IS a pompous, self centered asshole".

Posted by: tu3031 at December 27, 2016 08:03 PM (qJhUV)

311 "I have to be quiet for a while. And I don't mean politically, I mean internally. I have to still myself," Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

This is the kind of horseshit the left loves to here.
Equating sounding cool with competency.

-
In the immortal words of Tommy Chong, so much fart gas. And pass the bong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 27, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

312 Barack Obama: Forgotten, but not Gone

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 27, 2016 08:03 PM (rft/I)

313 When Michelle runs all TV will only show her from mid chest and up. It'll be like FDR all over again

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 07:39 PM (8ReTf) _***

In four years that butt will be so big it won't fit the screen.

Posted by: gNewt at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (S8ZhK)

314 Jan 21st - civic thankfulness day

++++

"You'd think that they would thank me!"

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (8ReTf)

315
"I have to be quiet for a while. And I don't mean politically, I mean internally. I have to still myself," Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Dude sounds like someone asked him to mow the lawn.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (nFwvY)

316 "I have to still myself," Obama said
===

!

Oh , "still".

False alarm.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

317 He should start flipping houses on tv. I'd watch that show.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (nFwvY)

Detroit or Chicago?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (W6Ch1)

318 I wonder if he will have a special emblem for the 'Office of the Former President'.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 08:01 PM (zu88C)
............

Stitched to his Kmart bomber jacket.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2016 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

319

This is a plan. Somebody send him high quality pot everyday. Rob him of ambition

Posted by: ThunderB at December 27, 2016 08:05 PM (nl2r8)

320 nood

We say that.

on new threads.

Sometimes.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 27, 2016 08:07 PM (zu88C)

321 319. Obama has already fulfilled his ambition: multiple luxury vacations from the pockets of taxpayers.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 27, 2016 08:07 PM (nQ10o)

322 Nood. Searchlight

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 27, 2016 08:07 PM (7csuM)

323 He should start flipping houses on tv. I'd watch that show.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 27, 2016 07:53 PM (nFwvY)

That would require work. And Prezzy Choom isn't going to do any honest days work in his life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2016 08:08 PM (auHtY)

324 I'm absolutely certain that Trump knows how malign Barry is and that is why he's so nice to him all the time, defending him etc it's dangerous now and the deal ain't done

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 08:08 PM (8ReTf)

325 "I have to be quiet for a while. And I don't mean politically, I mean internally. I have to still myself," Obama said. "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

So ... this is all funny. This is all cool now - because Trump Won.

Right ?

But when he starts making Stump Speeches for BLM - with Secret Service in tow ?

How funny will it be then ?

Posted by: SD at December 27, 2016 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

326 He wants quite time for good decisions to begin working on his March Madness brackets.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 27, 2016 08:09 PM (EW9tX)

327 I have to be quiet for a while.

In other words, we lost the rights to the Teleprompter.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2016 08:11 PM (hBig8)

328 324 I'm absolutely certain that Trump knows how malign Barry is and that is why he's so nice to him all the time, defending him etc it's dangerous now and the deal ain't done
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 27, 2016 08:08 PM (8ReTf)

I agree.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

329 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

What is there to process? He's done nothing but golf, vacation, party and stir up racial hatred and cop hatred for 8 years. And from what we knew of his pre-2008 life, all of that --- laziness and hate --- *is* the center of his being.

Shouldn't take him too long to tune himself up...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 27, 2016 08:25 PM (7A4qQ)

330 "You have to get back in tune with your center and process what's happened before you make a bunch of good decisions."

Love Wins!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 27, 2016 08:28 PM (/wWB4)

331 Moosechelle will augment her FLOTUS pension by selling her wardrobe as curtains, bedspreads and oriental rugs.

Posted by: Melania's coturier at December 27, 2016 08:29 PM (cTuj5)

332 President Obama plans to keep a low-profile

Ha ha ha ha ha! This is hilarious. It's like hearing W.C. Fields say he's going to cut down on drinking booze--by drinking a different kind of booze.

"Obama" is to "low-profile" as "Galactus" is to "seeing the minor details." Both would not hesitate to step on that ant hill.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2016 08:33 PM (MZcWR)

333 @2 full of win.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 27, 2016 08:36 PM (XfJV2)

334 that ignorant POS couldn't make a "good decision" if his worthless life depended on it...

he's not "stuck on stupid", it's his only setting.

i've got a Persian cat that's smarter than he is.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 27, 2016 08:37 PM (eVKWI)

335 Fooore!

Posted by: Funeral Guy at December 27, 2016 08:58 PM (X9xMc)

336 He talks like a retard and his shits all faggy.

Posted by: Mimzey at December 27, 2016 09:24 PM (n3hky)

337 "What just happened" is that the Republicans nominated a fighter and not a speedbump like what Democrats have grown used to running against in recent years.

Not only did Trump fight back when he was attacked, he fought back when his supporters were attacked. This is something Republicans and right-leaning independents haven't seen in decades, and I for one really appreciate it. He also attracted a lot of moderate Democrats... you know, like we were told McCain and Romney would... because the blue-collar types felt like he'd fight for them, too, in a way that Democrats don't anymore, let alone the aforementioned McCain and Romney, who've actually made sizeable fortunes by screwing them over.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 27, 2016 09:26 PM (0OG8D)

338 In fact, the thing that got me on the Trump Train was his flap with John McCain in like July of last year. McCain insulted all the thousands of people who'd shown up an early Trump rally in Phoenix, and Trump basically told that Nazghul to go suck a fat one because those people are great Americans, who deserve better from their elected officials.

Trump dared to insult the "sainted" John McCain, and his poll numbers went up as a result. That was when I decided, "That's my guy, right there. I am a Trumpketeer."

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 27, 2016 09:37 PM (0OG8D)

339 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: dogfish at December 27, 2016 09:37 PM (WXMVS)

340

Motherfucker did nothing for 8 years but travel around and surreptitiously fuck up Europe with his idiot ideas and stupid asskissers in the media.

Unbelievable this guy...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at December 27, 2016 09:39 PM (JM4lv)

341 Hope that bunch of hemorrhoids up never.

Posted by: Gary Frank at December 27, 2016 11:05 PM (VOxbv)

342 @160

"And don't come back to the Woolworth's!!"

Isn't it, "Woolsworth" in Oh, Brother?

Posted by: MathMom at December 27, 2016 11:37 PM (nttvo)

343 If there's one thing Obama doesn't look like, it's a bunch of good decisions walking around.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, you're our only hope! at December 28, 2016 01:21 AM (YHjWR)

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