Don Lemon Grills Trump Surrogate On... The Lower Level of Celebrities Trump Has Attracted to His Inauguration

They're very, very proud to belong to the Tribe of People Who Wear Make-Up on TV.

That, and whether low-orbit black holes sometimes swallow up commercial airplanes.

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 Wasn't me!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 28, 2016 06:49 PM (xIBU4)

2 what? 1st?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 06:50 PM (8iiMU)

3 dang it! Solo, you A-hole! lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 06:50 PM (8iiMU)

4 Death threats kinda have an effect on the people who had initially said they would perform. Did Lemon bring that up?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 28, 2016 06:50 PM (+FSld)

5 Who cares? The inauguration is a lot like the SuperBowl half time show. Good time to take a leak and get another beer.

Posted by: clonefan at December 28, 2016 06:51 PM (ctQVg)

6 Everything for the Tribe, nothing against the Tribe, nothing outside the Tribe.

I mean, that's how they justify going apeshit every time a purported Tribe Member thinks outside the box, or, even worse, associates with the Dreaded Other.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 06:52 PM (wB8Tg)

7 And yet, Don Lemon didn't even make the D-List.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 06:52 PM (+wjl1)

8 Most pop entertainers would be security risk.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 06:53 PM (w7KSn)

9 Keep it up, assholes.
#thisishowyougotTrump

An entire generation of R control handed to us on a yuge silver platter - now lets see how the Stupid Party fucks it up...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 06:53 PM (VRZey)

10 #That'sWhyIDon'tWatchTheInsipidNews

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 06:53 PM (8iiMU)

11 No talent hacks who support Socialists, commies, illegal aliens, gun free zones, banning guns, BLM, cop haters, Mooselimbs. Who needs 'em.

Posted by: Flyover Country at December 28, 2016 06:53 PM (cTuj5)

12 Bring in Bibi for a speech.

Should be a barn-burner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 06:54 PM (+wjl1)

13 These are the people who seriously consider sharks and tornados are possible. And who see working such a film as a good "stretch" of their acting skills.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2016 06:54 PM (AxDWG)

14 "People who are famous for being famous shall be sent to Canada or Mexico."

Posted by: Donald Trump Executive Order 1 at December 28, 2016 06:56 PM (7wyDO)

15 "Matt Damon" ~Matt Damon

Posted by: Flyguy at December 28, 2016 06:56 PM (dpJ62)

16 My son will be marching in the parade. Understated quality, not Hollywood flash, will be the order of the day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2016 06:57 PM (TnUKj)

17 How many of those A-listers threaten to punch Trump in the face? Because I can think of a couple that did. I don't think the secret service would clear them.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 28, 2016 06:58 PM (dpJ62)

18
Don Lemon makes Shep Smith look butch.

Posted by: Screaming Queens at December 28, 2016 07:00 PM (CFAp3)

19 Personally, I don't give a rat's ass about celebrities or pop culture in general. I'm sure I'm in the minority but so be it.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 28, 2016 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

20 Why, this is a disaster! The symbiotic link between politics and entertainment, which took a century to build, has been destroyed!

Posted by: RKae (still very sad about Greg Lake) at December 28, 2016 07:00 PM (1ben2)

21 Well, threatening to blacklist anyone performing for Trump may have some effect.

Not another ticket, not another dollar.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:02 PM (J8/9G)

22 I take it Cathy Griffin, Whoopi, Joyless Behar and the rest of the bottom feeders won't be there.

Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood can take a hike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:02 PM (PY9jH)

23 This is how you got Trump. I hope they cover stupid stuff like this his entire presidency.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 07:02 PM (hJamr)

24 "Don Lemon Sours Trump Surrogate....."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 07:02 PM (8iiMU)

25 Seems to me that The Capitol is getting pissed.

Hell ... maybe that stupid damned Jennifer Lawrence movie got it right after all. Stranger shit has happened.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:03 PM (fiGNd)

26 I heard on Fox tonight that for every butt hurt Rockette who hates Trump, there are dozens of women lined up to replace them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:03 PM (PY9jH)

27 Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2016 07:03 PM (LTHVh)

28 Garth Brooks must think his fan base comes from NYC, CA, and Chicago.

You guessed wrong, Garth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:04 PM (PY9jH)

29 their loss, my gain

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2016 07:04 PM (TD/W3)

30 I remember the Kennedy Inauguration. Did they have entertainment there? Serious question. When did all this Stage and Screen extravaganza start?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (dFi94)

31 Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (+wjl1)

32 "...there are dozens of women lined up to replace them.

This is true.
Even though only 20 - or 30 are required in any given show, the bench is deep and they are all dying to go on stage and do their bit.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (w7KSn)

33 You can always tell how good a president will be by the celebrities at the inauguration.

Lincoln had hardly any celebrities at his inauguration, and look what happened just a few months later.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

34 My son will be marching in the parade. Understated quality, not Hollywood flash, will be the order of the day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2016 06:57 PM (TnUKj)
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That's wonderful! Wow - not too many people can say they've been a part of an inauguration. Very cool.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:06 PM (dFi94)

35 Don Lemon disapproves of Trump? Well, that's it for me boys. I'm not going to tangle with an intellect of that magnitude

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2016 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

36 there are dozens of women lined up to replace them.

I'm just going to enjoy my own mental image of that - in my own depraved way - the rest of the evening.

Thanks.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:07 PM (fiGNd)

37 Did anyone ask Michelle if she knows how to spin plates on a stick? I always liked watching that on the Ed Sullivan show.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:08 PM (dFi94)

38 You can always tell how good a president will be by the celebrities at the inauguration.

Lincoln had hardly any celebrities at his inauguration, and look what happened just a few months later.
Posted by: rickl

Word.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth: A-List Actor at December 28, 2016 07:08 PM (MQZOg)

39 I'm just going to enjoy my own mental image of that - in my own depraved way - the rest of the evening.

Braggart.

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2016 07:08 PM (LAe3v)

40 Yeah I don't get the Garth thing. Other than the fact that he barely does anything anymore.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (dFi94)

41 I hope Trump shitcans the Correspondence Dinner and all of the other circle jerk bullshit that goes on in Washington.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (+lv+r)

42 You can't have a proper inauguration unless you have the best buskers, mimes and clowns to perform at it.

-- Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (8ZskC)

43 ...and Topo Gigio. I wanna see Topo Gigio.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

44 I know I have asked this before but...
Why the hell does an inauguration need a bunch of vapid, useless celebutards? Sing the anthem, administer the oath, give his speech, prayers for country and guidance, go the fuck home. Keep it simple and straightforward, solemn and respectful, but stop spending our money on excess bullshit that less than half the country will watch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 28, 2016 07:10 PM (yTnCT)

45 The funniest part is that it's Hotair trying to point out such horrible horrificness of petty NeverTrump-ism.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 28, 2016 07:10 PM (5kqPn)

46 I heard on Fox tonight that for every butt hurt Rockette who hates Trump, there are dozens of women lined up to replace them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:03 PM (PY9jH)

Sorry, I got as far as 'butt hurt Rockette' and sorta went into a fugue state.
What are we talking about again? Dozens of women lined up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:10 PM (LNl8j)

47 'sawrite

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2016 07:10 PM (LTHVh)

48 Come on, Ace. You know you love me. I'm so sweet and refined. You want me right now especially in Christmas week. Cookies. Pastries. Mmm.

Posted by: the white death at December 28, 2016 07:10 PM (lJXY3)

49 Now I want lemon-grilled chicken for dinner.

Mostly unrelated, but I'll settle for Don Lemon burned horribly over a large fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:12 PM (LNl8j)

50 Well, Don, it's like this.

95 out of 100 people in entertainment are leftists who were not only backing Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, but openly hostile to President-Elect Trump.

And Don, it's the same with you all in the press. Documents have shown the level of political contributions made by you and yours in this and previous campaigns, and it is clear that all of you save a tiny few were not just hoping for a Clinton win, but were shaping your coverage to help with it.

So with that all known, why would we want anyone from the entertainment industry to perform at the inauguration?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 28, 2016 07:12 PM (U6f54)

51 Sorry, I got as far as 'butt hurt Rockette' and sorta went into a fugue state. What are we talking about again? Dozens of women lined up?

It kind of looks like something out of the morning Art Thread - but with a really different color pallette.

At least that's how I'm picturing it.

Right now.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:12 PM (fiGNd)

52 >>>What are we talking about again? Dozens of women lined up?

With hurt butts.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2016 07:12 PM (UB6Iy)

53 Let a military choir sing Onward Christian Soldiers, and call it a day.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:13 PM (dFi94)

54 Don Lemon is sometimes on point:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/347521.php

and sometimes... not so much:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/351300.php

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2016 07:13 PM (6FqZa)

55 Hope solo rockettes can perform.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 28, 2016 07:13 PM (5kqPn)

56 Simple fact is we, as a society have way too many celebrities.

Shouldn't there be some kind of recognition threshold below which somebody is not considered a celebrity?

Like if x% of the population has never heard of you.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:13 PM (wPiJc)

57 Our language is so fun.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 28, 2016 07:13 PM (5kqPn)

58 OK first off, not gonna follow that link to Tepid Flatulence and secondly, it'd be OK if zero celebrities showed up and performed. Just make few short remarks and get to work.

Obama; you're fired.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (g+ibI)

59 Don Lemon puts the squeeze on Trump surrogate.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (wPiJc)

60 I am truly ashamed NOT..that some artists speak nothing to me at all.
Perhaps because most artist nowdays are hopped up on everything but americanism.and the freedom to be...although their bountiful lives are because of the freedom they love to hate when it won't buy their political wares.

ask them who has paid for their freedom literally. ask them if they actually Pay for their polical activity? ask if they pay fully the taxes they espouse for. ask if they will give up their income and status for non territory they themselves gained by their families status and politca; favoritism.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (R7cwD)

61 Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

62 Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

*raises lighter*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:15 PM (LNl8j)

63 You know ... I have thought about this ...

... how cool would it be if, upon his swearing in, Trump said "Sorry - no time to attend the festivities tonight. Gotta' be up early. Bigly day tomorrow. So much to do. You're gonna' love it."

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

64 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)
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You have that on CD?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:16 PM (dFi94)

65 Sean Penn can blow me

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

Lemme be first.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 07:16 PM (48QDY)

66 It's high school. Trump is the football captain fucking the head cheerleader but omg the student counsel sooooo has all the members of the drama club at their parties!

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:16 PM (dEQP3)

67 finger twinkles
Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

let them all go to the lands they desire!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:16 PM (R7cwD)

68 ..and Topo Gigio. I wanna see Topo Gigio.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

Deported...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (vBeA5)

69 My guess is he's just being catty. He must realize this election is proof that America has moved on from G.A.S. about what celebrities and newscasters think. There are bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (mL2BD)

70 I once backed up the Celtic Women show.
I would easily do it again for no pay.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

71 All of us at the Brattleboro Womyn's Clinic, Cat Holistic Grooming and Yoga Studio, and Lady Parts Steam Salon have conferred, and uptwinkled the motion not to participate in the Grabber's Inauguration.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

72 Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die

Imagine all those assholes,
Ignored by You and Meeee ... EEE ... EEE ... E - E - E

You may say I'm a Moron
But I'm not the only one

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (fiGNd)

73 Sorry, I got as far as 'butt hurt Rockette' and sorta went into a fugue state. What are we talking about again? Dozens of women lined up?

It kind of looks like something out of the morning Art Thread - but with a really different color pallette.

At least that's how I'm picturing it.

Right now.
Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:12 PM (fiGNd)

Well, better than H.R. Geiger's pallette, I'll bet.

Maybe Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri? I'd, um, picture that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (LNl8j)

74 If Celebrities were majority conservatives the shitheads of the media would be giving blow jobs to a liberal president that had none of them appearing.

Stupid star fucking idiots.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (cAnNx)

75 And maybe they could go back to doing the State of the Union more low key again, instead of the media spectacle it has become.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (6Ll1u)

76 30 I remember the Kennedy Inauguration. Did they have entertainment there? Serious question. When did all this Stage and Screen extravaganza start?
Posted by: grammie winger
---------------

Apparently, you don't remember it all that well.
Did Woodstock maybe have lasting effects on your memory?

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (VRZey)

77 I once backed up the Celtic Women show.
I would easily do it again for no pay.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

I have at least 3 of their albums. I'm a fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:19 PM (LNl8j)

78 Thanks, Grammie Winger, we're proud of him.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2016 07:19 PM (TnUKj)

79 If I had a cur dog (expendable hog dog) I'd name him donlemon.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2016 07:19 PM (zLDYs)

80 Did Woodstock maybe have lasting effects on your memory?

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (VRZey)
===================================

Oh, no doubt.

So Jackie really did do the hula at the swearing-in?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:19 PM (dFi94)

81 What petty nonsense. I guess this is the level of discourse we can expect for the next four to eight years.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (2X7pN)

82 Everything for the Tribe, nothing against the Tribe, nothing outside the Tribe

Sigh. 95 days. Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (dEQP3)

83 Thanks, Grammie Winger, we're proud of him.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2016 07:19 PM (TnUKj)
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Are you able to go too, so that you can see him march?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (dFi94)

84 Who is Don Lemon and what has he ever done of any importance? That's a rhetorical question, I don't really give a shit.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2016 07:21 PM (o/90i)

85 If I had a cur dog (expendable hog dog) I'd name him donlemon.
But you'd have to shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2016 07:21 PM (lJXY3)

86 I would drool like a star fucker if DT said...

My fellow Americans, it's time to get to work undo-ing all the stupid harmful garbage that this (point to Oblabo) stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable traitor has done in the last eight years. Thank God, his reign of terror is over. Let's get busy making America great again. God bless you, and God bless America!

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 28, 2016 07:22 PM (yTnCT)

87 Was making a visit at one of the local hospitals today, and while leaving, an announcement was made over the PA system asking "Dr. Leo, please report to the CAT lab, room 2."

I hope whoever was in there is feline fine.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2016 07:22 PM (DMUuz)

88 So Jackie really did do the hula at the swearing-in?
Posted by: grammie winger

And Ladybird Johnson did her famous ping-pong ball trick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 28, 2016 07:22 PM (MQZOg)

89 Any dog, anywhere, is a notch above Don Lemon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:22 PM (LNl8j)

90 Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die

Imagine all those assholes,
Ignored by You and Meeee ... EEE ... EEE ... E - E - E

You may say I'm a Moron
But I'm not the only one

Won't you come and join us
And we'll go shoot some guns

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 07:22 PM (IcT7t)

91 31
Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (+wjl1)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FRUIT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR HAPPY!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at December 28, 2016 07:23 PM (8iiMU)

92 I'm going to see the Drive By Truckers in a couple weeks and I wonder who they are going to be babbling about onstage.

Every act I've seen or heard about since the election seems to want to vent their spleen onstage about the abyss we've apparently fallen into.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 28, 2016 07:23 PM (U6f54)

93 Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (+wjl1)
..........

Where is that Ben Rothlisburger guy to explain this one to me?

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

94 My attendance is still up in the air. I will see him on film much better than on the street, in any case.

I hope to make it happen, though.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (TnUKj)

95 I want Donald to take the Oath, turn to the podium, and sign the Executive Order that rescinds all the previous dipshit's Executive Orders.

Then he can deliver a one-line speech:

"America just got a little more great again."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (+wjl1)

96 Hallelujah can I get a witness!?
This guy's judging the guests and their fitness?!
As if I had to mention
Why would we pay attention
To a guy who's named after a citrus?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (wPiJc)

97 Oh there he is!
Thanks, Ben.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

98 Well damn. I see Debbie Reynolds is now in the hospital.

Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (JSovD)

99 I once backed up the Celtic Women show.
I would easily do it again for no pay.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM

The percussionist wearing the leather vest?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

100 Dan Emmett and the Virginia Minstrels performed at Lincoln's first inauguration.

Read that on Snopes, so it must be right!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:24 PM (J8/9G)

101 I wonder why all these celebrities Never back up what They speak of? Why aren't they living in Cuba, Venezuela, or Russia for that matter ( I realize Russia is in unfavored list this year because Putin didn't love on Obama enough) but srsly why do they Never with all their monies and fame Never go where the politics mesh with their own ideology?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:25 PM (R7cwD)

102 Commercial airplanes are not the only things being swallowed up by black holes on CNN.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

103 The only low-orbit black hole likely to swallow an aircraft is Don Lemon's own asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (CS7jF)

104 The inaugural parties aren't for the President so much, as a thank you party for all the activist supporters and their wives.

I guess that most of Trump's supporters will be able to handle the disappointment that they will not be able to touch the hem of some D list celebrities that they don't watch anyway.

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (iT57s)

105 The unbearable deliciousness of the fury on the left! And new servings every day!

Suck it up, buttercups, and buckle up! A Yuuuge ride starts Jan 20!!!

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (nQ10o)

106 Sigh. 95 days. Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (dEQP3)

Cubs/Tribe rematch 2017!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (8iiMU)

107 Welp there goes the claim that they'll be doing "serious" journalism again now that Obama is no longer preezy of united steezy. Because that's some seriouz bidness journalism right there black hole man.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (jxw6R)

108 Nice job, Muldoon. Good use of 'citrus'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:27 PM (LNl8j)

109 Stupid of me, but I was kinda hoping Trump would go CrazyIvan on the whole affair and just make it a small, quiet thing with a few GOPe that need to be harassed/cajoled, those that deserve a reward for working for the campaign, and some token academics, commentators, and 'smert folk' after the oath at the Capitol.

I know Trump doesn't 'do' small anything, but there is/was an opportunity to shame the living shit out of the media and the Dems in this third-nipple of an event.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2016 07:27 PM (FQ0rq)

110 Sigh. 95 days. Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (dEQP3)

I was told there would be no math.

Oh, and assuming the new ATMs here are the trend, this is good news for you. No more carrying a footstool!

I might need to carry a chair, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 07:27 PM (wB8Tg)

111
Just another example of Contrived News.

I guess the narrative here is that Donald Trump isn't "popular" with the big celerys, and that's make Trump less than.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2016 07:28 PM (uBa68)

112 I really liked Don Lemon in the Odd Couple.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2016 07:28 PM (mL2BD)

113 According to Wiki, Frank Sinatra & Peter Lawford organized and hosted a star-studded pretty inaugural ball for JFK, thus ushering in the age of celebrity inaugurations.

Interesting tidbit about Sammy Davis Jr on that page - how Joe Kennedy didn't want him to attend because of his interracial marriage. Davis subsequently switched over to the Republican party because of this racism, and supported Nixon.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:28 PM (VRZey)

114 Pre-inaugural, but I'm sure it was also pretty.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:28 PM (VRZey)

115
I wonder why all these celebrities Never back up what They speak of? Why aren't they living in Cuba, Venezuela, or Russia for that matter ( I realize Russia is in unfavored list this year because Putin didn't love on Obama enough) but srsly why do they Never with all their monies and fame Never go where the politics mesh with their own ideology?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:25 PM (R7cwD)

I'm sure they would say that this is a hardship post and that to continue the struggle against exploitation, racism and hate this is the best place to carry on The Resistance.

That, and the hookers and blow.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (J8/9G)

116 Wiki says the Kennedy Inauguration included Marion Anderson, who sang the national anthem, Leonard Bernstein conducted and orchestral piece, and Robert Frost read a poem. Sammy Davis Jr, a friend of John Kennedy, was asked not to come to the Inauguration because he had married a white woman.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (dFi94)

117 Yoo callin' me lower level you little Mama's boy?
Why I oughta...

Posted by: Sylvester Stallone at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

118 prhaps because citrus isn't quite ubiquitous

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (R7cwD)

119 93 Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (+wjl1)
..........

Where is that Ben Rothlisburger guy to explain this one to me?
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A LEMON IS A FRUIT, FRUIT IS SLANG FOR A HOMOSEXUAL AND DON LEMON IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (0mRoj)

120 Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:28 PM (VRZey)
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Stop stealing my knowledge !!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:30 PM (dFi94)

121 Hollywood came out in force to campaign for the Hag. Then the c-listers did their best to try persuade the electors not to vote for Trump. There were vids and things!

And nobody gave a shit. Yet the aptly named Lemon babbles on.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 28, 2016 07:30 PM (P8951)

122 That, and the hookers and blow.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (J8/9G)

I would say They are the whores doing lots of blowing

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:30 PM (R7cwD)

123 Michael Moore wrote a post on Facebook this week about 5 things to do to derail Trump, which contained this sentence:

"The roadside is littered with the ended careers of self-absorbed, narcissistic politicians whose arrogance led them to do things that caused their early resignation or impeachment."

Seems to me the same thing could be said about certain celebrities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2016 07:30 PM (DMUuz)

124 Sigh. 95 days. Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:20 PM (dEQP3)

???

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:31 PM (R7cwD)

125 Cubs/Tribe rematch 2017!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at December 28, 2016 07:26 PM (8iiMU)
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starting to hear Take Me Out to the Ballgame again - can't come soon enough!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:31 PM (dFi94)

126 I would say They are the whores doing lots of blowing
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:30 PM (R7cwD)

And the line for that forms where? By the ATM?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:32 PM (LNl8j)

127 Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (+wjl1)
..........

Where is that Ben Rothlisburger guy to explain this one to me?
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A LEMON IS A FRUIT, FRUIT IS SLANG FOR A HOMOSEXUAL AND DON LEMON IS A HOMOSEXUAL.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (0mRoj)

Ben, thank you for not referencing "lemonparty.org"

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 28, 2016 07:32 PM (GUBah)

128 Lemon is a fruit.

It's funny.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 28, 2016 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

129 starting to hear Take Me Out to the Ballgame again - can't come soon enough!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:31 PM (dFi94)

I can't wait!

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 28, 2016 07:33 PM (P8951)

130 116 Wiki says the Kennedy Inauguration included Marion Anderson, who sang the national anthem, Leonard Bernstein conducted and orchestral piece, and Robert Frost read a poem. Sammy Davis Jr, a friend of John Kennedy, was asked not to come to the Inauguration because he had married a white woman.
Posted by: grammie winger
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That's appropriating my research, dammit!
I will not stand for it!
I will, however, sit down and have another eggnog...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:33 PM (VRZey)

131 95 days until Opening Day, willow.

Oh. Oh I missed this before. So awesome.

https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/814129958385831936

Bibi is quite handsome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

132 Hey - Trump has one of the Epstein's in his administration. He could get the CUBS!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:33 PM (dFi94)

133 Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (J8/9G)
What makes me angry is they have a choice. They can agitate for crappy policy and then be insulated from the consequences. They have tax attorneys, private security, gated homes, fly private, they can flee if it all goes to hell in a hand basket.
They should have to live with their decisions.
I'm for the take Hollywoods tax breaks away. Shame them for making movies and TV shows in non union areas and outside the country.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (Q5Ymk)

134 Lemon is a fruit.
It's funny, ese.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (MQZOg)

135 Can we just have ONE thread that doesn't mention lemonparty.com??

Guys?!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (LNl8j)

136 And the line for that forms where? By the ATM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:32 PM (LNl8j)
sure, but the start ?
perhaps at Roman Polanski's' like' casting couches.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (R7cwD)

137 The only entertainment I'd want would be a two hour parade of military men, women, and their equipment. No not that equipment morons I mean tanks, guns, and aeroplanes.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km)

138 I remember the Kennedy Inauguration. Did they have entertainment there? Serious question. When did all this Stage and Screen extravaganza start?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:05 PM (dFi94)

Marilyn Monroe was blowing JFK under the podium.

Jackie O was appalled . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (CS7jF)

139 ...vitreous...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (wPiJc)

140 Tv is basically unwatchable. They're all so dumb and proud of it.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (ZuGkg)

141 ...witless...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:35 PM (wPiJc)

142 This discrimination against one eyed Americans must cease!

Posted by: Peter Falk at December 28, 2016 07:35 PM (mL2BD)

143 Oh. Oh I missed this before. So awesome.

https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/814129958385831936

Bibi is quite handsome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

Apparently you're gonna have to fight L, Elle for his affections.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 07:35 PM (cAnNx)

144 well yes bibi is quite handsome and doable . and Trump? i'm beginning to think he's not all blowhard and maybe some real American action!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:35 PM (R7cwD)

145 Wiki says the Kennedy Inauguration included Marion Anderson, who sang the national anthem, Leonard Bernstein conducted and orchestral piece, and Robert Frost read a poem. Sammy Davis Jr, a friend of John Kennedy, was asked not to come to the Inauguration because he had married a white woman.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:29 PM (dFi94)
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Well, then, how about a Moron™ inauguration? We have our opera singer, can't remember his nic exactly - he can do the national anthem. Don't know if we have any conductors, but we certainly have musicians so can throw together an orchestra of sorts, and Muldoon can read one of his limericks. We can also probably find someone to stay home because a they married a white woman (I would volunteer, but I married a white man).

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:36 PM (sBOL1)

146 Jackie O was appalled . . .
Posted by: Sharkman
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But a little fragile to be apallbearer...

(Too soon?),

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:36 PM (VRZey)

147 And the line for that forms where? By the ATM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:32 PM (LNl8j)
sure, but the start ?
perhaps at Roman Polanski's' like' casting couches.
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:34 PM (R7cwD)

Ah, I'll check back on the line in a few years, then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:36 PM (LNl8j)

148 sorry I got dibs on bibi. well if his wife and my spouse will allow it. I imagine they won't though

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:36 PM (R7cwD)

149 oh for the love of pete

Ricketts

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:36 PM (dFi94)

150 That idiot Don Lemon is more stupider than me ...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 28, 2016 07:37 PM (mt8X9)

151 I am glad I don't have ricketes

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:37 PM (R7cwD)

152 I'd bet the Zac Brown Band would do it in a heartbeat.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (w7KSn)

153 He's all hands.

Posted by: Melania at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

154 This discrimination against one eyed Americans must cease!

Posted by: Peter Falk

******

We nominate you for King!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder, Ronnie Milsap and Ray Charles at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (wPiJc)

155 Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:18 PM (fiGNd)
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Beautiful!!!!!
*wipes tear*

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

156 I yield the Bibi field to willow.

Because she's adorbs, not because she'll run me down with a cement truck.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (dEQP3)

157 Bibi is quite handsome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms!

For 'Ette service, young Bibi:

http://bit.ly/2hutOF9

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (mgbwf)

158 bluebell - I think we do have a lot of musicians here. And RondinellaMama (did I do that right?) has a beautiful voice. I can bang pots together to let them know we're coming.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (dFi94)

159 Back off, bitches! Bibi is mine ...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (mt8X9)

160 I didn't see if anybody replied earlier, but I saw something last night called GunTV. Anybody else ever see it?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (gWwiN)

161 I'd bet the Zac Brown Band would do it in a heartbeat.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (w7KSn)
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They would be awesome.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (dFi94)

162 Is baseball season really only 95 days away? What's with endless sports seasons these days?

Posted by: April at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (e8PP1)

163 Because she's adorbs, not because she'll run me down with a cement truck.
Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (dEQP3

I would Never! you stand right up there with my most beloved ones!
tea, and croissants forever!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:40 PM (R7cwD)

164 Was thinking today its time to start boycotting some more of these leftists, like if your going to NY forget seeing the Rocketts

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2016 07:40 PM (5sOEp)

165 "The roadside is littered with the ended careers of self-absorbed, narcissistic politicians whose arrogance led them to do things that caused their early resignation or impeachment."

I wonder who he has in mind. I'm only coming up with self-destructive Democrats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2016 07:40 PM (LTHVh)

166 http://bit.ly/2hutOF9
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (mgbwf)
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Thank you, Bander. You're a true gentleman cad.

I love Bibi's voice too. I go a little nuts for accents. He doesn't have much of one, I know, but it's enough.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (sBOL1)

167 Jah, seen GunTV.

Frankly, better shows on YouTube but I appreciate the effort.
Also still loving the g21. Man, what a great pistol.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (LNl8j)

168
Is baseball season really only 95 days away?
Posted by: April at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (e8PP1)
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Shhhhh. Don't jinx it.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (dFi94)

169 I hope I have outed myself as a musician more than once.
I worked for a lot of celebs. A. Lot.
Most, all they care about is does the check clear.
I could name drop for days. Not to be boastful.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (w7KSn)

170 I wonder if they have thought to ask the Lt. Dan Band.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (LTHVh)

171

Beyonc� performed for Quadaffi.

Cause she has standards or something

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (nl2r8)

172 http://bit.ly/2hutOF9
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (mgbwf)

and he's aged gracefully enough. and smart, and what the heck loves his people and country!

totally a man of the people.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:42 PM (R7cwD)

173
For 'Ette service, young Bibi:

http://bit.ly/2hutOF9

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:38 PM (mgbwf)

*paws at monitor*

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2016 07:42 PM (VtLx6)

174 "The roadside is littered with the ended careers of self-absorbed, narcissistic politicians whose arrogance led them to do things that caused their early resignation or impeachment."

Unlike, say, the ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:42 PM (+wjl1)

175 I'm seeing Drivin and Crying and Home Made Sin Friday.

I know Baird's gonna open his yap. And it's gonna crush me. Again.

Posted by: Donald at December 28, 2016 07:42 PM (CfS5K)

176 bluebell - I think we do have a lot of musicians here. And RondinellaMama (did I do that right?) has a beautiful voice. I can bang pots together to let them know we're coming.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:39 PM (dFi94)
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Yes, yes - RondinellaMamma indeed! I can bake cookies for the reception afterwards, how's that?

And our horsey people can be in the parade with Jinx's son.

I think we've got something here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (sBOL1)

177 Another day of mind-numbing boredom and growing despair. *sigh*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (0mRoj)

178 I could name drop for days. Not to be boastful.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:41 PM (w7KSn)
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Come on. You can't leave me hanging like that. Spill.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94)

179 I'd be quite satisfied with Trump taking the oath and immediately giving a short speech along the lines of, "Long story short, I gotta fix the mess this asshole (jerking his thumb at Obama) has got us in. Good night now!"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (ppaKI)

180 From a 2015 CNN story

Minaj is not the first star to take flak for performing for controversial figures. She joins an elite club that includes Beyonce, Kanye West, Usher, Jennifer Lopez, Sting, Mariah Carey and Nelly Furtado.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (nl2r8)

181 bluebell his accent is very mixed, Israelis is much more guttural/harsh/ strong on Chhhh or KHH stillt lovely just the same

kkkhhh. and deep.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (R7cwD)

182 Get it over with Donald. Have Ted Nugent fly across a stage in a thong.

And then go ape shit with his guitar.

Might as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

183 Lemon lemon lemon LEMOOOOOOOOOON
Then, someone goes, *in squeaky voice* "It's a fruit!! Oo lah lah!"

*runs up to audience, waving hands around*
soursoursoursoursourSOUR!!!1

*snorts line of coke*

Posted by: zombie Robin Williams at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (jV8Mq)

184 All performed for oppressive homocidal dictators

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (nl2r8)

185 I'm absolutely certain soon-to-be-President Trump isn't upset over Lena Dum-Dum and Beyonce not making an appearance. "The People" aren't those people.

Posted by: Hank at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (yBK3k)

186
I wonder if they have thought to ask the Lt. Dan Band.
======================

Wouldn't that be something.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

187 Another day of mind-numbing boredom and growing despair. *sigh*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (0mRoj)

20 days pal, hang on and then pehaps a new light , finaial openings will break out.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (R7cwD)

188 Nugent should head the Park Service.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (LTHVh)

189 President Trump.

Sounds better all the time.

The "A" list celebs can kiss my hairy ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (5VlCp)

190 Imagine no celebrities
It's easy if you try
Sean Penn can blow me
And Cher can drop and die

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2016 07:14 PM (8ZskC)
............

I thought they were all going to Jupiter or Canada or something.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

191 I've played for Sinatra, more than once. Dozens of times.
And for Jr.
God rest them both.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (w7KSn)

192 The same people sucking Fidel's dead cock say Trump is unacceptable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (+wjl1)

193 Another day of mind-numbing boredom and growing despair. *sigh*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (0mRoj)
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Here, sugar. Pull up a chair next to me and help us plan the Moron™ inauguration.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (sBOL1)

194 Garth Brooks' wife, Trisha Yearwood, depends on deplorable women to buy her cookbooks (and watch her show on Food Network).

Shame if his hating on Trump affects their pocketbooks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (PY9jH)

195 Frankly, I am a little put off that DT and team even reached out to the pathetic self-congratulating Hollywood ignormauses. There is plenty of supportive talent who would be thrilled and honored to perform.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 07:46 PM (nQ10o)

196 I've played for Sinatra, more than once. Dozens of times.

And for Jr.

God rest them both.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (w7KSn)
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Wow. My son would love shooting the breeze with you. He's a big Sinatra fan.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:46 PM (dFi94)

197 I've played for Sinatra, more than once. Dozens of times.
And for Jr.
God rest them both.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (w7KSn)
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Did you play for Jr. when he did the tour last year? Maybe I heard you!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:46 PM (sBOL1)

198 Mathis.
Dizzy.
Ronstadt.
Celtic Woman.
Four Tops.
Temps.
O'Jays.
Gladys.
Q.
Mel Brooks.
Others...

I should start taking my pension before I croak.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

199

People who performed for Mugabe and Castro have high standards

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (nl2r8)

200
. Don't know if we have any conductors, but we certainly have musicians so can throw together an orchestra of sorts

I do a great air baton. I've conducted some of the world's finest downloaded performances.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (J8/9G)

201 The same people sucking Fidel's dead ____ say Trump is unacceptable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (+wjl1)

exactly! and they want Us to take their word as sancrosanct!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (R7cwD)

202 I wonder if they have thought to ask the Lt. Dan Band.

THIS would be awesome. Vets would lose it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (PY9jH)

203 Last time I played for Jr. was a while ago. Likely not his last tour.
He, of course, had all of his Dad's charts.
I hope they get properly archived.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (w7KSn)

204 navybrat- Sammy davis junior?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (R7cwD)

205 20 days pal, hang on and then pehaps a new light , finaial openings will break out.
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (R7cwD)

It's been about 395 days already, what's 20 more...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

206 I have an electric guitar and amp and can sort of play part of "Wild Thing"

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (Sfs6o)

207 the only ones talking about performing or not performing are people nobody gives a rats' ass about anyway. i can't remember who the entertainment was at any inaugeration. never watched one. usually had to work and shit. never saw any of tfgs' shit cause he wasn't my prezznit anyway. who cares who is there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

208 They would be awesome.

You know I like my Scalp Weasel dyed
And my Hot Eastern Europe bride
Better deals done just right ...
... and my resorts booked u ... u-u .... u ... u-u-up

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

209 I am in contact with certain persons and have offered my services. Not as to playing a gig, but as to booking recommendations.
I don't need compensation for this.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:49 PM (w7KSn)

210 I should start taking my pension before I croak.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
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You have had some wonderful experiences - you are so fortunate. Wow. I think I have all those people on one playlist or another. How awesome.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:49 PM (dFi94)

211 Mathis.
Dizzy.
Ronstadt.
Celtic Woman.
Four Tops.
Temps.
O'Jays.
Gladys.
Q.
Mel Brooks.
Others...
I should start taking my pension before I croak.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

Lemmy?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2016 07:49 PM (5VlCp)

212
I have an electric guitar and amp and can sort of play part of "Wild Thing"

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (Sfs6o)

My son is great on guitar. He does a remarkable "Star Spangled Banner." You two should team up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (PY9jH)

213 I'm not saying Metallica. But METALLICA!!1!1!1eleventy!!

Posted by: Pepe at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (xIBU4)

214 I guess the narrative here is that Donald Trump isn't "popular" with the big celerys,
Trump isn't afraid of Hollywood stalkers.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (lJXY3)

215 I saw Jr. last year at Wolf Trap - he was doing a tour for his dad's 100th birthday anniversary. I think he died a few months later. I had nothing to do with it.

I enjoyed his show. Glad I got a chance to see him.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (sBOL1)

216 202: lt. dan band still play in s.c. every year jane?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

217
I have an electric guitar and amp and can sort of play part of "Wild Thing"

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (Sfs6o)
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That song is very under-rated. It's time you gave it the fame it deserves.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (dFi94)

218 Garth Brooks can go the way of the Dixie Chicks. Suck it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH)

219
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (w7KSn)

So how's fuckin' Vinnie Falcone?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (J8/9G)

220 I never met Sammy, but I studied arranging with his best arranger, Marty Paich, now deceased.
Marty also arranged for Frank, Linda, lots of others.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (w7KSn)

221 I once backed up the Celtic Women show.
I would easily do it again for no pay.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

Because I'm a giver, Celtic Women Christmas Special:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5eoxeV56_o

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (CS7jF)

222 I want to see most of the "A-Listers" standing on the sidelines and screaming uselessly,

but mostly screaming uselessly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (oZEJt)

223 the one time I might want to twiiter ..
on bibi and trumps twitter..
MountainManResister . I would like to shave off his human card

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:51 PM (R7cwD)

224 Someone put in Bibi's twitter feed, "Bibi, Obama's an embarrassment to the US and the entire world." LOL
And Trump finally complained about Obama's setting up roadblocks to Trump's presidency

I think I'd be shy about writing responses on Twitter to anyone well known.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (tOcW/)

225 navybrat cool beans!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (R7cwD)

226 Some of the contemporary Christian artists are incredible. They could stick to patriotic music, perhaps.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (nQ10o)

227 I can play two chords on guitar, they sound really good together.

I figure if I can learn one more I can join the band.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (mgbwf)

228 BeyoncA performed for Quadaffi.

Cause she has standards or something
Posted by: ThunderB
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This is VERY widespread in Hollywood, but rarely reported on.
Strange Japanese commercials, a wedding or birthday for a rich dictator, private performances for Saudi princes, probably a weekend of prostitution? Anything for that almighty dollar.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (VRZey)

229 I do a great air baton. I've conducted some of the world's finest downloaded performances.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner

Thanks but no one asked about your pr0n habits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (FQ0rq)

230 Vinnie now works for Jack Jones, I think.
Jones, awesome.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

231 *fistbumps willow*

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (dEQP3)

232 lt. dan band still play in s.c. every year jane?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

No. They played the Beaufort, SC Shrimp Festival a few years ago. We bought a couple of tees and sent them to son and one of his buds on Okinawa after their deployment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:53 PM (PY9jH)

233 I can play two chords on guitar, they sound really good together.

I figure if I can learn one more I can join the band.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 28, 2016 07:52 PM (mgbwf)
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Admit it; you're just in it for the groupies.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 07:53 PM (sBOL1)

234 The Lt Dan Band would be perfect.

Hollywood pretty much blacklisted Gary Sinise anyway, so he wouldn't givaflyinfuk what they said about it.

Posted by: Hank at December 28, 2016 07:53 PM (yBK3k)

235 It's been about 395 days already, what's 20 more...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

see you're getting it! we do one day at a time.. and hugs

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:53 PM (R7cwD)

236 I wonder if they have thought to ask the Lt. Dan Band.
======================

Wouldn't that be something.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

=======

I wonder what Kid Rock is doing that day? Lee Greenwood?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (uCJeS)

237 Can somebody point us toward the exit?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder, Ronnie Milsap and Ray Charles at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (wPiJc)

238 Imagine the crap The One is dreaming up for us tonight. Is ValJar on vaycay with the grifters?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (PY9jH)

239 I have an electric guitar and amp and can sort of play part of "Wild Thing"

I can pick out the opening of Chopsticks on a Fisher-Price xylophone.

Let's rock.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (oZEJt)

240 I wonder how long the rest of the nonprogressive side of america have less than a fuck to give about the entertainment business and the "celebrities". I have run out of fucks to give about these people. I like my money and my values more than i like them.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (hMqvx)

241 187 Another day of mind-numbing boredom and growing despair. *sigh*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:43 PM (0mRoj)

20 days pal, hang on and then pehaps a new light , finaial openings will break out.

I am looking at this as more things to roll back in a month or two. It will make the good people happy and a few more prog heads explode. I mean, they are giving DT ammo for gaining/maintaining good will. And some of that is really low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (di1hb)

242 232: thanks, jane.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

243 .and Topo Gigio. I wanna see Topo Gigio.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 28, 2016 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

Deported...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2016 07:17 PM (vBeA5)

Wait a minute. We're deporting Eye Tie puppets? That's ridiculous. I could see shipping back Senor Wences but never Topo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (auHtY)

244 191 I've played for Sinatra, more than once. Dozens of times.
And for Jr.
God rest them both.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:45 PM (w7KSn)

Very cool!

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

245 Bandersnatch, I think the Ramones made a career just playing the same three chords. Over, and over, and over again and again. Just sayin.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (9iR5/)

246 Singers are nice, but I'd really like to see somebody spin some plates.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (dFi94)

247 And yes, I am old as dirt.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (w7KSn)

248 Can somebody point us toward the exit?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder, Ronnie Milsap and Ray Charles at December 28, 2016 07:55 PM (wPiJc)

SOON.

Posted by: 2016 at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (dEQP3)

249

Google "pop star performs for dictator". Dozens of stories from 2011 to 2015

Beyonc�, JLo, Sting, on and on

Because standards

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (nl2r8)

250 We actually had a band - me and two other guys. Another guy on a stratocaster and a guy on a bass. We drank a lot of beer, and tuned our guitars for a while and finally practiced our one little bit of Wild Thing and laughed and drank more beer. That's pretty much how our practices went. And we usually went out for Chinese food.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (Sfs6o)

251 Yeah, the San Francisco Symphony cancelled a couple of concerts in their 2017 tour because of HB2. Big self-righteous statement. They had just gotten back from a Far East tour that included concerts in Shanghai and Beijing.

Wish they just said, "We're doing this because we're terrified of our rich, gay donors."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 07:57 PM (J8/9G)

252 I actually miss the class of Sinatra and his posse.

I wouldn't mind living back then, and being a "dame" in that group.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

253 I can play a passable "Will the Circle be Unbroken" with a slow, bluesy vibe.

Of course - just about every damn hymnal works with a slow, bluesy vibe.

And I'm much better at it after a few beers.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:57 PM (fiGNd)

254 It's the most wonderful time of the rear!

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 07:57 PM (mL2BD)

255 Strange Japanese commercials, a wedding or birthday for a rich dictator, private performances for Saudi princes, probably a weekend of prostitution? Anything for that almighty dollar.
Posted by: Chi

C'mon, lumping Japanese commercials in there is dumb.

The commercials were almost always just before a movie release that needed a little reminder of which blue-eyed barbarian was coming to town.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2016 07:57 PM (FQ0rq)

256 We're getting a Moron band together for the inaugural?

I was picking out the melody to "The Wheels On The Bus" for my granddaughter on my acoustic guitar this evening. Can I play back-up in the Moron band? I'll mostly just lip synch and fake guitar it.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder, Ronnie Milsap and Ray Charles at December 28, 2016 07:58 PM (wPiJc)

257 In the late sixties, early seventies, I had a "real" job, but still sang as lead female vocalist in a band.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:58 PM (PY9jH)

258 Beyoncr, JLo, Sting, on and on

Because standards
Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (nl2r

ugh! sting?

ok that does hurt. fk

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:58 PM (R7cwD)

259 Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 07:53 PM (R7cwD)

Thanks willow.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

260 It's been about 395 days already, what's 20 more...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

Seven years, minus the 10 months or so I got to go back to work.

That's not one-upsmanship, that's me saying if you keep putting one foot in front of the other, you can get there.

Here's a secret - you don't have to do it every day, sleep in when you can.

Here's hoping a new business climate raises all boats (to mix an idiom).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (wB8Tg)

261 I also knew Sam Butera who played sax for Louis Prima.
I am still in contact with L.P. Jr.
That band (Louis P.) was incredible.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (w7KSn)

262 Off blind lemon singers sock.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (wPiJc)

263 Be was great in The Wackiest Ship In The Navy.

Posted by: jackw at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (fO+6C)

264 Singers are nice, but I'd really like to see somebody spin some plates.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 07:56 PM (dFi94)

zombie Ed Sullivan: We've got a really big shew for you tonight...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (auHtY)

265 John Podesta says that my Lemon-ade is an important component of his spirit recipes.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 07:59 PM (mL2BD)

266 We're getting a Moron band together for the inaugural?
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Sounds like it! can we just play Wild Thing over and over?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (Sfs6o)

267 Sting performed for Uzbekistan dictator, one of the most oppressive regimes in the world according to Human Rights Watch

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (nl2r8)

268 The guitar. Too simple for beginners. Too complicated for experts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (J8/9G)

269 Insomniac , when it seems you can't one more day just do it. that day comes where you fly again.
happened to me.
it does happen.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (R7cwD)

270 I can sort of play rhythm guitar. Sort of. Can I join the band? Huh, can I? Please? We could call it the Ace O' Spades Moron Marching Band, or something like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (9iR5/)

271 Debbie Reynolds hospitalized with a possible stroke.

http://tinyurl.com/z78qgdf

Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (yOqwj)

272 I bet I play "The Wheels On The Bus" better than Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles would.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (wPiJc)

273 I'm going to assume Garth Brooks said something ridiculous. I'm not sifting through the thread to find out. I really don't care. I will say this about him. I will go to my grave never figuring out what the big deal was about him. When he came on the scene, I was stationed in the UK and all I kept hearing was how great he was. I finally borrowed a CD and listened to him and I was a underwhelmed. He wasn't awful. He was just,,, forgettable. Mediocre. Oh well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (IOfEE)

274 YjunderB that really bums me, I and the kids would sing their tunes when traveling, all of us knew the words.

damn it.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (R7cwD)

275 We all ought to go on an 'entertainment diet'. Quit watching these creeps for a while and let in sink in that we're making them rich and see if that effects their views.

Posted by: lily at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (Qm82t)

276 If you can play Wild Thing you can play Louie Louie. The crowd loves that. If you want I can play it on a harmonica.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km)

277 Dictator Sting performed for advocates "boiling your enemies"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (nl2r8)

278 I have a pretty cool strap for my guitar, too. A Buddy Guy black and white polka dot for a Blackie Stratocaster.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)

279 insomniac, ytie story. I almost had had enough and not that long ago.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)

280 God bless Debbie Reynolds.

Please help her heal, Lord.

I can actually imagine her pain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (PY9jH)

281
We could call it the Ace O' Spades Moron Marching Band, or something like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:00 PM (9iR5/)

Ace O' Spades Moron Chowder and Marching Band.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (J8/9G)

282 Just makes it much easier to know which "entertainer" I can avoid giving money too.

Posted by: lynndh at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (DaWUf)

283 tyye - true

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)

284 You guys are extra funny today, thank you.

Shitty day at work made manageable by the morons at large.

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (q177U)

285 Willow just ignore it. Keep enjoying Sting songs.

It's this high minded morale preening that's ridiculous. Really they are just the highest paid hooker in the whorehouse

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (nl2r8)

286 I am still in contact with L.P. Jr.

And I still have a job with the people I got drunk with a couple years ago who watched me bring the house down with my fantastic Karaoke Sing-Along rendition of David Allen Coe's "Perfect Country and Western Song".

Small World, eh ?

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (fiGNd)

287 We have all the good celebrities!

*grins and shakes ass*

Posted by: Democrat with a Byline at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (R+30W)

288 Huh, how about that. I could hear in my head Louie Louie with a harmonica lead. It was...disturbing.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (9iR5/)

289 I can play the melody of just about any song on a Hohner Blues Harp. Any key, but I prefer C.
I'll play for free too. Even civer my own transportation if they put me up at the Trump Hotel. YWCA if the Trump is booked.

Posted by: Hank at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (yBK3k)

290 Louie, Louie can be the encore after we play Wild Thing 100 times.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)

291 Well, imonna crawl in bed early because long day tomorrow.

*kisses to horde*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:04 PM (PY9jH)

292 garth brooks is a no talent wannabe. the dude literally can't sing. i had not heard about him since the nineties. has he done anything larely?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:04 PM (KP5rU)

293 63 You know ... I have thought about this ...

... how cool would it be if, upon his swearing in, Trump said "Sorry - no time to attend the festivities tonight. Gotta' be up early. Bigly day tomorrow. So much to do. You're gonna' love it."
Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

I've thought along the same lines.

How about he takes the oath of office and immediately sits down and sign about 30 executive orders and directives that undo Obama executive orders and directives.

Obama and Mooch will be standing about 5 feet away as Trump undoes a lot of Obama nastiness.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 28, 2016 08:05 PM (nvMvs)

294 they are just the highest paid hooker in the whorehouse
Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:03 PM (nl2r

there comes a point where helping them undermine an actual free world is too much, and knowing they are support dicktators and actual suppression is way more than enough

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:05 PM (R7cwD)

295 Oh Lordy, just heard part of Oblama's sppech today, which I had purposely ignored. Hr decried tribalism in the US, WTF?

This is ironic coming from a president who got 93% of the black vote. Really, the Dems play that way all the time. And he decried white voters clinging to guns and religion.

Yeah, he's not a racist/tribalist. Sure.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2016 08:05 PM (o/90i)

296 If you can play Wild Thing you can play Louie Louie.
Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km)
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I can't sing it because I don't know the words.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (dFi94)

297 I can play barely passable piano, and a pretty shitty green green grass of home on guitar

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (R7cwD)

298 I sing much better in the shower. If I'm going to be on stage, I'm going to need a shower stall.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (wPiJc)

299 I can twirl a mean baton.

May I be in the band please? *bigeyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

300 grammie, we've got 23 days. I bet you and I could work on some plate-spinning between now and then. Heck, I've done it without even trying. One time I was unloading the dishwasher and talking to my son across the room and somehow, I guess I was pulling out too many at a time, one of them spun out of my hands like a frisbee.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (sBOL1)

301 As part of the bettering oneself regimen ace has suggested, I decided I would learn to play the guitar with my daughter. I don't think I'll be ready by inauguration. Her first lesson is next week.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (hJamr)

302 I used to have a great singing soprano voice until I smoked one to many packs of marlboro light 100s

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (R7cwD)

303 If you haven't recently, check out Drudge.

Heh.

Hehehehehehehehehehhe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

304 O/T two robbers walked into a gun store in Cobb county, GA. One is dead and the cops are looking for the other. Darwin Award time.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (9iR5/)

305 297 I can play barely passable piano, and a pretty shitty green green grass of home on guitar

So you'll play the solo. Awesome !!!

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (fiGNd)

306 279 insomniac, ytie story. I almost had had enough and not that long ago.
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)

I've had enough for quite a while now. I'm exhausted and don't see any light at the end of this tunnel. It's just a galactic fuckton of suck.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (0mRoj)

307 batons are great!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (R7cwD)

308 I sing much better in the shower. If I'm going to be on stage, I'm going to need a shower stall.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (wPiJc)
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No no no. No singing for you. You are our Poet Laureate, remember? Get to work on those limericks!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (sBOL1)

309 I assume the GOP pays for most of the inauguration so DT would have to at least make appearances at the parties and such. I would expect that. I also expect that he gets down to business the next day.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (BO/km)

310 Hey, Cory Booker, get a load of this t-bone.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (mL2BD)

311 Insomniac , I was just there recently True, I hung on. it's worth it!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (R7cwD)

312
296 If you can play Wild Thing you can play Louie Louie.
Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km)
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I can't sing it because I don't know the words.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (dFi94)
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And in the interest of full disclosure, I can only play part of Wild Thing. But I play it over and over and over and over and look cool with my Buddy Guy guitar strap.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

313 Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:07 PM (sBOL1)
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Bluebell - I'd have to start practicing right away! Plates. They're a kitchen thing, right? I should probably look ...

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (dFi94)

314 I wont say how llow I got because drama, but way low.

just hang on

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (R7cwD)

315 I don't think I'll be ready by inauguration. Her first lesson is next week.

Posted by: no good deed

*****

No worries. We'll put you in the second row.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (wPiJc)

316 C'mon, lumping Japanese commercials in there is dumb.

The commercials were almost always just before a movie release that needed a little reminder of which blue-eyed barbarian was coming to town.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Call me dumb if you wish.

But when a "celebrity" collects a check equal to more than I'll make in a lifetime for a commercial extolling the virtues of the latest whale sperm miracle boner or haolir loss cure, then comes home to shit on America and capitalism, I kinda lump them in with insincere whores...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (VRZey)

317
I can twirl a mean baton.

May I be in the band please? *bigeyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

You should be our Drum Majorette (and Punisher). Not only should you twirl a baton, but you should sport a cat o' nine tails on the bustier you wear while we march.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

318 Insomniac, you just keep hanging in there. This is a tough time of year. Just concentrating on getting through each day. Remember what's important. Keep up with that notebook, and look at that picture of you and your kids every day.

Things will not always be this way. It's coming.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (sBOL1)

319 312
296 If you can play Wild Thing you can play Louie Louie.
Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km)
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I can't sing it because I don't know the words.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:06 PM (dFi94)
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And in the interest of full disclosure, I can only play part of Wild Thing. But I play it over and over and over and over and look cool with my Buddy Guy guitar strap.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

I used to play guitar like a boss. Then life intervened, and those skills went away.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (0mRoj)

320 'I sing much better in the shower. If I'm going to be on stage, I'm going to need a shower stall.'

That's a great idea. We need a shower big enough to hold everyone though.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km)

321 alright I can dance to wild thing pretty well.

so do I have a job?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:11 PM (R7cwD)

322 Oh man. Now I want a Buddy Guy guitar strap.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 08:11 PM (wPiJc)

323 So this is a rock and roll band with majorettes and plate spinning? This is going to be pretty badass!

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (Sfs6o)

324 I can see this coming together. We have AtC leading the Moron Marching Band down the street. We follow her up with grammie and bluebell spinning plates right behind her. Then comes the band and we could alternate between Wild Thing and Louie Louie. With Willow singing in that kind of Janis Joplin style gravely voice. Solid gold, I'm tellin ya! And AtC has to wear one of them skimpy baton twirler outfits!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (9iR5/)

325 You know ... when I first talked about joining this band ... I thought it would all be about the music.

But they way some people are talking ... I don't know ... it feels like selling out.

I'm through. But I'm going to take these rights to the Moron Catalogue as I go. And sign with another label.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (fiGNd)

326 I used to play guitar like a boss. Then life intervened, and those skills went away.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
===========================

No excuses. Get out your guitar. You have the lead on "You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin:

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (dFi94)

327 alright I can dance to wild thing pretty well.

so do I have a job?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:11 PM (R7cwD)

willow, I think you should put your skilz to good use, driving a large truck over special snowflakes who refuse to move during the inaugural.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (PY9jH)

328 You all should see what this looks like in my mind's eye.

*giggle*

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (sBOL1)

329 292 garth brooks is a no talent wannabe. the dude literally can't sing. i had not heard about him since the nineties. has he done anything larely?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
---------------

Trisha Yearwood.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (VRZey)

330 We have all the good celebrities!

I hope it makes up for your numbers of good people.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (HwVbl)

331 I sang in a choir once.

Once.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (oZEJt)

332 Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
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Dude - you are so in.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

333 but you should sport a cat o' nine tails on the bustier you wear while we march.

Now, I'm singing Whip It.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (hJamr)

334 No excuses. Get out your guitar. You have the lead on "You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin:
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (dFi94)

Never heard of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

335 I can see this coming together. We have AtC leading
the Moron Marching Band down the street. We follow her up with grammie
and bluebell spinning plates right behind her. Then comes the band and
we could alternate between Wild Thing and Louie Louie. With Willow
singing in that kind of Janis Joplin style gravely voice. Solid gold,
I'm tellin ya! And AtC has to wear one of them skimpy baton twirler
outfits!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (9iR5/)
====================

Perfect. Stick Insomniac in there on the drinkin' song, then print the programs.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (dFi94)

336 I used to play guitar like a boss.

So ... you didn't actually play. But you bitched like hell about how much better other people should ?

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

337 I can drive a truck, brownie or road ranger transmissions, can drywall -tape, cement finish almost be a pianist almost a guitarist, almost a dancer.
I'm good at wife and sorta good at mum. so can I have a job?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

338 Rock and roll, baton and plate spinning, and a BEGINNER on BAGPIPES!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (Sfs6o)

339 Remember the Mayberry band on the Andy Griffin show? Yea.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (BO/km)

340 I'm through. But I'm going to take these rights to the Moron Catalogue as I go. And sign with another label.
Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (find)
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Oh piffle. You're not allowed to go all prima donna before we've even had one rehearsal. Now shut up and sing.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (sBOL1)

341 I think the Horde could come up with the Greatest Inaugural Party evah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:15 PM (PY9jH)

342 Never heard of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)
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You got 23 days.

GO!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:15 PM (sBOL1)

343 willow, I think you should put your skilz to good use, driving a large truck over special snowflakes who refuse to move during the inaugural.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:12 PM (PY9jH)

o man Jane, tempting! who will post my bail?
Perhaps I can hire Insomiac to support me for being pulled to the edge by this administrations words and actions?

Because woprds and speech matters Right?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:16 PM (R7cwD)

344 I think the Horde could come up with the Greatest Inaugural Party evah.

The giddiness would be off the charts. It's been a long haul.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2016 08:17 PM (ysprU)

345 Wow, my esteem for willow just jumped up a couple of notches. Driving a 5x4 or a 6x4 brownie box is really old school and took a lot of skill.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:17 PM (9iR5/)

346 We have friends in DC who have attended several inaugural balls in the past.

The Big Problem is the availability of toilet facilities. Husband's BFF said one year he would have killed for an adult diaper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

347 Insomniac - learn quick. We built the whole thing around getting plastered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhr2g746MPg

Chop Chop

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:17 PM (dFi94)

348 We've got your back, willow. Plow on, sister, plow on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

349 336 I used to play guitar like a boss.

So ... you didn't actually play. But you bitched like hell about how much better other people should ?
Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

That took me a second, but you would be incorrect.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

350 Jane D'oh, I just looked at Drudge. Hahahahahahahaha...ha! At least she drug her carcass off the hiking trails.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (hJamr)

351 You should be our Drum Majorette (and Punisher). Not only should you twirl a baton, but you should sport a cat o' nine tails on the bustier you wear while we march.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

*clappyhands*

Posted by: alexthechick - Victory arms! at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (dEQP3)

352 Oh piffle. You're not allowed to go all prima donna before we've even had one rehearsal. Now shut up and sing.

We ain't even did a show yet ... and we're already talking about a Reunion Tour.

This. Is. Going. To. Be. Awesome.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (fiGNd)

353 Old Blue and that was in the late 90s!

that's how much they didn't want a girl there lol.
srsly that's the real deal, but my BIL taught me at his trucking firm in phoenix lol

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (R7cwD)

354 oops - there went a plate

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (dFi94)

355 If we take this gig we could get laid!

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (q177U)

356 308
No no no. No singing for you. You are our Poet Laureate, remember? Get to work on those limericks!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:08 PM (sBOL1)

Really! JFK had Robert Frost, Clinton had Maya Angelou, and Trump will have Muldoon. #Winning

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

357 Is any of Teh Horde going to the inauguration? I'm thinking about it.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (hJamr)

358 329: must have sounded like two cats howling in a bag. trisha yearwood can suck a bag of dicks too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (KP5rU)

359 oops - there went a plate
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (dFi94)

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You missed me.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

360 348 We've got your back, willow. Plow on, sister, plow on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

Phrasing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

361 I adored the 7 speed road ranger, because it was like jumping to automatic transmissions.

this is where I can still mess with my man, and neener

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (R7cwD)

362 AtC, the Rack needs to have major support/exposure.

I trust you can handle this?

As if.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

363 grammie, go get some of those old melmac plates. They don't break as easy as glass ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (9iR5/)

364 rickl, chavez - we need tuba players. What do you say?

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

365 I have no musical skillz at all, Virtually Only major motor functions and I walk like I was a toddler but I will drink many celebration "adult" beverages in cocelebration with the horde.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (hMqvx)

366
zombie Ed Sullivan: We've got a really big shew for you tonight...
Posted by: TheQuietMan

With Topo Gigio, Senor Wences and Pavlovs Dogs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

367 >>>We have all the good celebrities!

More starfish than there are in the sea!

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 08:22 PM (rH4JY)

368 >>trisha yearwood can suck a bag of dicks too.

And will.

Posted by: Chris Gaines at December 28, 2016 08:22 PM (g9txO)

369
You should be our Drum Majorette (and Punisher).
Not only should you twirl a baton, but you should sport a cat o' nine
tails on the bustier you wear while we march.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

Jane, I like how you think.I love you.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (8iiMU)

370 Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)
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That's why you're on the bagpipes!

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

371 Oh my gosh. You know what we forgot? ACE. We left ace out of his own moron band. We have to have him in there. Does he have any talent? What can he do?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (dFi94)

372 USNtakim, we can teach you how to play a kazoo. Easy peasy. And the drunker you get the easier a kazoo is to play.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (9iR5/)

373 Next thing you know, they'll be threatening to leave the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (NBHj5)

374 Oh my gosh. You know what we forgot? ACE. We left ace out of his own moron band. We have to have him in there. Does he have any talent? What can he do?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (dFi94)
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Every parade needs an ewok as the Grand Marshal.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (sBOL1)

375 Ace will be pushing the broom picking up after the elephants in the parade

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (nl2r8)

376 364 rickl, chavez - we need tuba players. What do you say?

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

I'd have to rent a tuba, I suppose. Perhaps I could manage "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight" in the style of the Hooterville band on Green Acres.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

377 Does he have any talent? What can he do?

Squats?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (9iR5/)

378 must have sounded like two cats howling in a bag. trisha yearwood can suck a bag of dicks too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:20 PM (KP5rU)

Yoko was there?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (auHtY)

379
Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (hMqvx)
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Xylophone. Or Harp. I'm thinking Harp.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (Sfs6o)

380 >>Oh my gosh. You know what we forgot? ACE. We left ace out of his own moron band.

Ace can take the triangle solo.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (g9txO)

381 Drunk in a wheelchair playing kazoo... Sign me up.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (hMqvx)

382 Next thing you know, they'll be threatening to leave the country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:23 PM (NBHj5)
we should offer to pack their bags (me) and you guys should offer to pay their travel fare

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (R7cwD)

383 grammie, go get some of those old melmac plates. They don't break as easy as glass ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (9iR5/)
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Oh! Oh! I have those. Red ones - for Christmas! Close enough. Let me grab 'em.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:25 PM (dFi94)

384 Does he have any talent? What can he do?

String up a set of hobos ... sorted by height ? Let him make harmonies using their screams ?

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

385

Ace plays Jazz Flute

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:25 PM (nl2r8)

386 364: i'm in. unless they need a navigator for one of the killer trucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

387 I'd have to rent a tuba, I suppose. Perhaps I could manage "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight" in the style of the Hooterville band on Green Acres.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

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You're in!

(I'm DYING here . . . you guys are just killing me.)

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (sBOL1)

388 377 Does he have any talent? What can he do?
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She'd on command? Juggle hairballs?

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (VRZey)

389 Ace will be pushing the broom picking up after the elephants in the parade

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (nl2r

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Perfect. He'll get his Cardio in. What's next?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (dFi94)

390 we should offer to pack their bags (me) and you guys should offer to pay their travel fare
Posted by: willow
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I would deliver them to border personally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (ZO497)

391 Ace can play his Ding-a-Ling-a-Ling!

Posted by: Chuck Berry at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (g9txO)

392
Instead of passing out candy, can we pass out Bags o' Dicks?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (jtqoO)

393 Can you imagine if Trump had a Moron Ball, just for us?

I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

394 Ace can take the triangle solo.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM (g9txO)
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garrett, you're on the pan flute.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (sBOL1)

395 Don Lemon Grills Trump Surrogate On... The Lower Level of Celebrities Trump Has Attracted to His Inauguration

But, tellingly, Don Lemon is not invited, so he's of even lower level.

Of course, having said that, celebrities generally are scum who in a sensible world would be executed, just ... because.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

396 Ace can play a xylophone made out of Storm Trooper heads.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (BO/km)

397 Shouldn't there be cheerleaders? Maybe like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (nl2r8)

398 Ace will be pushing the broom picking up after the elephants in the parade

Posted by: ThunderB
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Well,the parade route will have to be less than three miles long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (ZO497)

399 Don Lemon on skin flute

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (nl2r8)

400 We've got to work the cobs in somehow. I'm thinking of a troupe of acrobats.

Dressed in clown suits.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (sBOL1)

401 I would deliver them to border personally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:26 PM (ZO497)

see? we are good people and so helpful and resourceful!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (R7cwD)

402 Don Lemon will be playing skin flute.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

403 Mrs Old Blue was asking what I was cracking up about over here. I just tried to describe the Ace O' Spades Marching Moron Band to her. I'm dying here. This is just awesome!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (9iR5/)

404 "These are the people who seriously consider sharks and tornados are possible. And who see working such a film as a good "stretch" of their acting skills."

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Come now, Sharknado is an allegory of the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (nogKi)

405
Shouldn't there be cheerleaders? Maybe like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:27 PM (nl2r

All we need is Milo in a cheerleader costume.

Win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

406 Of course, having said that, celebrities generally are scum who in a sensible world would be executed, just ... because.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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There was a time when entertainers were considered the lowest caste of all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (ZO497)

407 I am gonna amaze the crowd doing flaming shots of tequila!

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (q177U)

408 Had I been Jack Frost inaugurating Robert Kennedy, I could have nipped at his nose.

Posted by: Robert Frost at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (rH4JY)

409 Dressed in clown suits.

Flaming clown boners ?

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (fiGNd)

410 All we need is Milo in a cheerleader costume.

Win.
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YES !

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (dFi94)

411 All we need is Milo in a cheerleader costume.

Win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

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LOL!!!! I can't breathe . . .

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:30 PM (sBOL1)

412 I was a French horn player. So not only am I lucky to still be alive, not having committed suicide*, I have not played in some 35 years or so and cannot join the moron band.

I'll just hum along, I guess.

*I once read that French horn players are the most likely musicians to commit suicide. I think that can only be true if they are discounting guitar players.

Posted by: April at December 28, 2016 08:30 PM (e8PP1)

413 I have no musical skillz at all

The girls are going to need groupies.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2016 08:30 PM (k8DTS)

414 Seriously I am more entertained by the horde than by hollywood.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 08:30 PM (hMqvx)

415 I can tap dance.

And I can juggle fairly well.
Okay, not plates. Just bean bags, tennis balls, oranges.
I think I could juggle chipmunks --- or maybe birds.

The birds would have be to be dead though.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure of that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (Nox3c)

416 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (eReUo)

417 With Topo Gigio, Senor Wences and Pavlovs Dogs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

zombie Ed Sullivan: Next week we've got a real treat for you. The Ace O'Spades band featuring music like you've never heard it before, spinning plates, a dominatrix baton twirler, and bagpipes. Really really big shew

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (auHtY)

418 I was a French horn player.

I call dibs on April.

I really hope April is not a dude.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

419 heck I can be a clown I type like one.

job?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

420 we need to get that flaming bagpipe playing santa riding a bike. he could lead us. nothing beats flaming bagpipes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

421 I have not played in some 35 years or so and cannot join the moron band.
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No no no. That makes you fit in perfectly. Not playing for 35 years (or, ever) is a prerequisite.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (sBOL1)

422 The cobs should be on some kind of a float. It should fit the theme. I can't remember what the theme is.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (dFi94)

423 The skin flute solo will be played by Ron Jeremy...
I don't think anyone else here can play that solo, anyway.

Maybe Paolo, but he's not a citizen.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (g9txO)

424 All we need is Milo in a cheerleader costume.

Win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

oh very nice jane

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (R7cwD)

425 "Garth Brooks must think his fan base comes from NYC, CA, and Chicago.

You guessed wrong, Garth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 07:04 PM (PY9jH)"

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Whatever happened to Dixie Chicks?

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (nogKi)

426 my green tambourine

Posted by: The Lemon Pipers at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

427 If we have a cob float, the TV guy is going to have to announce who's on it. How do we explain CBD?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (dFi94)

428 And the rest of us, like the old Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, will be doing some weird hand motions in matching sweatshirts like " sing America", or "cheer America"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (nl2r8)

429 grammie, maybe we could use the flaming skull for a theme. What say you Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (9iR5/)

430 363 grammie, go get some of those old melmac plates. They don't break as easy as glass ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:21 PM (9iR5/)

But you've got to wait on Alf to return with another shipment.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (cAnNx)

431 >>I'll just hum along, I guess.

Understandable...It's tough to whistle while you work.

Posted by: Snow White at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (g9txO)

432 Alton, you play any instruments or have any talent for our parade?

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (sBOL1)

433 'Flaming clown boners ?'

I think we just found a name for the band.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (BO/km)

434 oy, I can drive the floats?

they are driven yes?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (R7cwD)

435 It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn't in flames, that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals.
Charles Kuralt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:34 PM (ZO497)

436 If we have a cob float, the TV guy is going to have to announce who's on it. How do we explain CBD?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:32 PM (dFi94)
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We don't. We leave it to Don Lemon to explain it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:34 PM (sBOL1)

437 "There was a time when entertainers were considered the lowest caste of all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:29 PM (ZO497)"

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They are working very hard to revive that tradition.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2016 08:34 PM (nogKi)

438 Margarita can tap dance! Well why didn't you say so! You can be right in front of the bagpipes. Pretend you're Irish.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:34 PM (dFi94)

439 I used to have a great singing voice.

I have a weird story.

Son came home from A-stan, and I INSISTED he let me launder his camo he wore home.

I had a "mom moment" and held his camo to my face and inhaled, and the next day came down with the worst bronchitis ever.

I lost my voice for two weeks, and to this day, I can no longer sing. Which makes me really sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

440 AtC, the Rack needs to have major support/exposure.

I trust you can handle this?

I could handle it, if need be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (+wjl1)

441 that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals.

Kind of a revolving door he's describing there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (ZIFyZ)

442 Oooooh!
We need to hire that S African signer to explain our parade to the hearing impaired!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Nox3c)

443 I have a harmonica...

I don't know how to play it, but I has one

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (dKLFb)

444 Remember how Elwood had his harmonica in a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist? Maybe Ace could have something - maybe the microphone - carried in his manbag-purse-eurosatchel.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Sfs6o)

445 The lack of A listers won't bother me. I will be watching while sipping champagne from my slipper and I only do that on very very happy occasions.

Posted by: areswoman at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Rx2dv)

446 >>oy, I can drive the floats?

Yes.

But, they will also need to be parallel parked.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (g9txO)

447 I don't know how to play it, but I has one
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (dKLFb)
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You're in.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (sBOL1)

448 I still play regularly.
My Dec. income from playing was the best ever in my whole life.
No one is more amazed at this than myself.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (w7KSn)

449 grammie, maybe we could use the flaming skull for a theme. What say you Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (9iR5/)
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Will a flaming skull fit on a bag of dicks? Because that would be super.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (dFi94)

450 I lost my voice for two weeks, and to this day, I can no longer sing. Which makes me really sad.

Mom smelled my gym shoes once. Couldn't talk for a bit.

Dad seemed pleased.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

451 434 oy, I can drive the floats?

they are driven yes?
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:33 PM (R7cwD)

Great idea. There are bound to be protesters along the route.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

452

The horde has gone off their meds.

Posted by: Dan, the Whiskey Drummer Man at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (FvR1t)

453 >> I have a harmonica... I don't know how to play it, but I has one

Hope Solo is going to play the Harmonica.

But, you can hold it for her!

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (g9txO)

454 They're all A-Listers compared to the celebrities attending Hillary's Inauguration.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (Ndje9)

455 438 --- Pretend you're Irish.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:34 PM (dFi94)
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America Go Bragh!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (Nox3c)

456 I don't know how to play it, but I has one
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Marine Band, "C" harp, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (ZO497)

457 A harmonica is a great instrument to play when you are in a car. By yourself of course. You'll get some weird looks though.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (BO/km)

458 I know how to play saxophone and was a cheerleader. Thats all I have to offer.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (9H4KE)

459
But, they will also need to be parallel parked.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (g9txO)

piece of cale I will park right over the left doing their circle jerk crying and hand twinkles by the purewater kiosks over yonder.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (R7cwD)

460 I'm guessing Don Lemon has, or will soon get, an Obama Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Ripley at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (NbRJx)

461 navybrat, I'm afraid you're probably waaaaaaay overqualified to be in our inauguration.

You can be in charge of the programs.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (sBOL1)

462 >>>Ace can take the triangle solo.

or the cowbell

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (TD/W3)

463 We're on a mission from God.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (J8/9G)

464 We need that sign language guy from Mandela's funeral to interpret this for the deaf. Anybody got his number?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (dFi94)

465 Will a flaming skull fit on a bag of dicks? Because that would be super.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:36 PM (dFi94)
Yeah! A giant bag of dicks holding up the flaming skull! And the band playing Wild Thing! It would be like a million voices in the Force suddenly shouting their approval.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (9iR5/)

466 "You can be in charge of the programs. "

It would be an honor!

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (w7KSn)

467 Indliana up 7-0 in the Foster Farms Chicken Fucker Bowl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (89T5c)

468 So what about the precision Hoverround Half Fast Moron Motorized Corps? We can follow the marching band.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (IJX6l)

469 Great idea. There are bound to be protesters along the route.
Posted by: rickl
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So, an 'Eat Me' killer float, a la Animal House, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (ZO497)

470 424 All we need is Milo in a cheerleader costume.

Win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

MILO!!!!!

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (nQ10o)

471 look peoples, I can help build the floats, help drive the floats, trip people off the floats, and sing and dance what more do you want?

job?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (R7cwD)

472 Oh and I know how to lay a bead with a welder. Trying to figure out how to make all my many talents into something interesting.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (9H4KE)

473 To finish my story about sniffing son's A-stan camo, he said, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???? DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT THAT CAN KILL YOU IN AFGHANISTAN????"

Well, something attacked my lungs and killed my ability to sing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (PY9jH)

474 Don Melon Chitlin'

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (gdnq1)

475 I really hope April is not a dude.

Good call. Ha, not a dude.

Posted by: April at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (e8PP1)

476 I know how to play saxophone and was a cheerleader. Thats all I have to offer.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2016 08:37 PM (9H4KE)
===================================

Okay you're in charge of playing saxophone while doing the splits. See if you can get a couple of friends.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)

477 The flaming skull needs to have the Donald's hair.

We can get votermom on that. Remember the Deploribus Unum seal she made? The hair was perfect!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (sBOL1)

478 Where can we get finale cannons like in the 1812 Overture?

Pretty sure we're going to have to have cannons.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (Sfs6o)

479 Let's not bullshit each other ... I'm getting shit-faced that morning and never making the show.

Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (fiGNd)

480 and all I got was this silly job.
said after the inauguration.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (R7cwD)

481 Yikes! Debbie Reynolds dead. RIP

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (CFc5L)

482 Oh and I know how to lay a bead with a welder. Trying to figure out how to make all my many talents into something interesting.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (9H4KE)
=======================

Could you maybe weld the flaming skull to the bag of dicks?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (dFi94)

483 Yikes is right. damn.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (hMqvx)

484 I hear that Debbie Reynolds just now passed.
I also backed up her and Donald O'Connor.
It was at a Veteran's Home, maybe 10 years ago.

RIP, Ms. Reynolds.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

485 Acetylene torch, Molly k., how about crowd control?

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (hJamr)

486 who is going to play cowbell? cause, you know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (KP5rU)

487 White Man Group

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

488 WHY ARE THERE BROWN M&Ms IN THIS BOWL!!!!

Posted by: Willow 5 minutes before Curtain at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (g9txO)

489 Jane, that's really strange. Sorry about your voice. Glad that's the worst you got out of it, though.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (sBOL1)

490 Whatever happened to Dixie Chicks?

Posted by: Decaf

Dicks and chicks do not belong in the same sentence together.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (rH4JY)

491 Yikes! Debbie Reynolds dead. RIP

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (CFc5L)
==================

What? Oh no, that poor woman.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (dFi94)

492 We need that sign language guy from Mandela's funeral to interpret this for the deaf. Anybody got his number?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 28, 2016 08:38 PM (dFi94)

Any Moron here would be most excellent. I nominate Muldoon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

493 "The lack of A listers won't bother me. I will be watching while sipping champagne from my slipper and I only do that on very very happy occasions.
Posted by: areswoman at December 28, 2016 08:35 PM (Rx2dv)"

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I got two bottles of very good champagne as Christmas presents which I am saving for the 20th though I will pass on the slipper, crystal flutes are much better.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (nogKi)

494 I can sauter stained glass id that helpful?

we might need medics in waitng for all my attempts at getting a job for this

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (R7cwD)

495 TCM's got some editing to do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

496 Oh no, Debbie Reynolds - hope she and Carrie are together.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (sBOL1)

497 481 Yikes! Debbie Reynolds dead. RIP
Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 08:41 PM (CFc5L)

Wow. I can imagine she was devastated by Carrie's loss. RIP.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

498 479 Let's not bullshit each other ... I'm getting shit-faced that morning and never making the show.
Posted by: SD at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (fiGNd)
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You can drive the tour bus.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

499 488 WHY

chocolate on chocolate is nothing to scream over!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (R7cwD)

500 'Yikes! Debbie Reynolds dead. RIP '

Wow. What a year. And it ain't over.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (BO/km)

501 I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (P8951)

502 God bless Debbie Reynolds.

RIP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

503 I nominate Muldoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:42 PM (PY9jH)
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Well, he'll have to do it as he's reading his limericks because he's our Poet Laureate.

Maybe we could put him on a unicycle too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:44 PM (sBOL1)

504 Well, that's a terrible end. Dying the day after your child.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (P8951)

505 aww damnit Debbie Reynolds is gone?

dowe have 3 now?
so stop already with the dieing!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (R7cwD)

506 TCM's got some editing to do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Stop the production! Stop the production!
We got another stiff!

Posted by: TCM at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (ZO497)

507 This has got to be one of the strangest years I can remember.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (CFc5L)

508 or dying.

leaves room

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (R7cwD)

509 Jackie Evancho will be performing. I wasn't familiar with her, so I watched some videos of her last night.

WOW!

She has a stunningly beautiful voice.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (97XyN)

510 Maybe we could put him on a unicycle too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:44 PM (sBOL1)

I think we have the most interesting Inaugural in the works EVAH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

511 No problem Donna. We'll just give you a kazoo. We can have a whole bunch of kazoos for them that have no other musical skills. It will YUUGE and Luxurious.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (9iR5/)

512 Son just got a hulusi flute from China for Christmas. Sounds like a bagpipe chanter. Seems like a perfect fit for this extravaganza.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (sEDyY)

513 I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Posted by: Donna
----
I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a tune.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (ZO497)

514 For the past eight years it felt like we were in the wilderness, trying not to get hurt too bad.

Now, it's their turn. Suck it Libs.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (Z56vq)

515 God help the Reynolds/Fisher family.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (Nox3c)

516 >>I got two bottles of very good champagne as
Christmas presents which I am saving for the 20th though I will pass on
the slipper, crystal flutes are much better.

Posted by: Decaf

Oh, that crystal flute stuff is no fun.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (/Nite)

517 I'm guessing Don Lemon has, or will soon get, an Obama Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Ripley

Instead of draping it around my neck, he can stick it where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (rH4JY)

518 I swear, I've gotta go to bed.

See ya'll tomorrow, horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2016 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

519 509 Jackie Evancho will be performing. I wasn't familiar with her, so I watched some videos of her last night.

WOW!

She has a stunningly beautiful voice.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (97XyN)

So you're saying there's probably no place for her with our band?

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

520 Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:39 PM (R7cwD)

No one was answering because "Of course Willow has any job she wants" was sort of a given

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2016 08:47 PM (sEDyY)

521 So you're saying there's probably no place for her with our band?

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Would kind of ruin the effect, don't you think?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (9iR5/)

522 I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Posted by: Donna
----
I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a tune.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (ZO497)
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Seems like you two just auditioned for the roles of lead singers.

How about singing "It Takes Two?"

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (sBOL1)

523 So you're saying there's probably no place for her with our band?
Posted by: rickl
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I think our band would be stunning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (ZO497)

524 >>I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there

Never stopped me.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (/Nite)

525 I'm guessing Don Lemon has, or will soon get, an Obama Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Ripley

Instead of draping it around my neck, he can stick it where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 08:46 PM (rH4JY)

Otherwise known as the Dildo of Liberalism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (auHtY)

526 This has got to be one of the strangest years I can remember.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 08:45 PM (CFc5L)

2017 has a pretty low set of expectations waiting for it.

Baby 2017 is delivered and old man 2016 says "easy life for you, lad!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 08:49 PM (wB8Tg)

527 I think our band would be stunning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (ZO497)
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But it's so much more than a band!

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)

528 Does he have any talent? What can he do?

Squats?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 28, 2016 08:24 PM

Cowbell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2016 08:50 PM (PGMGB)

529 We need that sign language guy from Mandela's funeral to interpret this for the deaf. Anybody got his number?

I'm thinking someone short-handing the letters 'F' (with the left) and 'U' (with the right) will be sufficient.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2016 08:50 PM (9Q5BJ)

530 I think our band would be stunning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:48 PM (ZO497)
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But it's so much more than a band!
Posted by: Weasel
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It's a band and a hobo parade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:50 PM (ZO497)

531 May their families and Friends find Strength and be Comforted ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 28, 2016 08:50 PM (AoK0a)

532 Cochran can be the chef.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2016 08:51 PM (89T5c)

533 Debbie Reynolds, damn. That has got to be tough for the family. Lose a mother and sister within two days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 08:51 PM (92kX2)

534 499

chocolate on chocolate is nothing to scream over!
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:43 PM (R7cwD)

Not in my experiences.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 28, 2016 08:51 PM (+Z+Ci)

535 Just read that Carrie Fisher's Mom, Debby Reynolds, died today.

Death continues to cull the celebrity herd in 2016.

My sister told me that the guy who wrote Watership Down died too. He was 95 though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2016 08:52 PM (IOfEE)

536 Did anyone mention Debbie Reynolds died yet? Because she did.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 28, 2016 08:52 PM (kKHcp)

537 It's a band and a hobo parade.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:50 PM (ZO497)

ty polli!,
but I won't sign up to be the sacrificial hobo, even though I might type like one!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:52 PM (R7cwD)

538 Well, for the love of mike, don't tweet anything complimentary about Debbie Reynolds, you'll be hounded from twitterdom.

Posted by: Steve Martin at December 28, 2016 08:52 PM (ZO497)

539 532 Cochran can be the chef.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2016 08:51 PM (89T5c)

Potato-carrot-tequila chili? No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (0mRoj)

540 debbie reynolds is related to carrie fisher?

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (R7cwD)

541 I've heard that famous people die in three's. I think its more like thirty's this year. Crazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (IOfEE)

542 Acoustic only - my days of moving heavy speakers for friends without pay are over.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (8J/Te)

543 Debbie was Carrie's mom, willow.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (sBOL1)

544 Cochran can be the chef.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
------------

Muldoon - Poet Laureate

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (ZO497)

545 540: Mom

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2016 08:54 PM (IOfEE)

546 tequila chili? No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2016 08:53 PM (0mRoj)

that might be ok

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:54 PM (R7cwD)

547 Hammer, you're way behind. That was in the very first comment suggesting this.

Get going on your solo.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:54 PM (sBOL1)

548 I want to drive the Eat Me float in the parade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2016 08:54 PM (89T5c)

549 Flaming clown boners.

Sort of doesn't need any elaboration.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2016 08:55 PM (QDnY+)

550 On the lighter side is this: (Per WZ)

http://tinyurl.com/z5jknf3

I realize this is just infantile attention seeking, but I have to hand it to the magnificent bastard who started making these buttons. S/He saw a market, and is going to milk them as much as he can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 08:55 PM (92kX2)

551 oh, so sorry for their family, it's obviously taking its toll.
prayers

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:55 PM (R7cwD)

552 You can stop now 2016

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (6Ll1u)

553

Now passing the reviewing stand, I don't know these people. Anyone in the booth? The program says "Ace of Spades HQ Blog Kazoo and Harmonica Marching Mand", but they don't seem to be marching, and it isn't much of a formation. Can't tell what they are playing but you have to admire their enthusiasm, especially the kazoo section. They are playing their hearts out.

Are they really in the parade? or have they infiltrated the event? Anyone know.

Wait, here comes security now. It looks like the band is forming up into a symbol.. wait... ok, no, we can't show you that on camera. Security is trying to get control off... there is fire! There is fire coming from the bagpipe sections, look out.... oh the humanity people are on fire!

What? Fire eaters? Spitting flaming vodka? Seriously? The flames have driven security back. Now the have unfurled a pirate flag. Who are these people?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (16/Dw)

554 Tequila Chili! Now that sounds painful.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (+Z+Ci)

555 Hammer, you're way behind. That was in the very first comment suggesting this.

Get going on your solo.

Posted by: bluebell
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I was distracted by a phone call from some charity that I've never heard of.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (ZO497)

556 On the lighter side is this: (Per WZ)

http://tinyurl.com/z5jknf3

I realize this is just infantile attention seeking, but I have to hand it to the magnificent bastard who started making these buttons. S/He saw a market, and is going to milk them as much as he can.

How long until someone is spotted with, "My pronouns are:
Go
Fuck
Yourself

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 08:57 PM (IcT7t)

557 From the LA Times:

'Kerry's greatest success was the historic accord to curtail Iran's nuclear development program�and a landmark climate change treaty to limit greenhouse gas emissions and slow global warming.'

So which is it LAT? Which is his greatest success?

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)

558 You can stop now 2016

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (6Ll1u)

PEOPLE! STOP DYING, PEOPLE! PLEASE!

(add this to the list of "cries bound to go unheeded")

2016 is trying to get its final licks in before the New Year. Overachievers are annoying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 08:58 PM (wB8Tg)

559 hangs up phone.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:58 PM (R7cwD)

560 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM
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rotflmao!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 28, 2016 08:58 PM (JNDQi)

561 477 The flaming skull needs to have the Donald's hair.

We can get votermom on that. Remember the Deploribus Unum seal she made? The hair was perfect!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:40 PM (sBOL1)

Someone could alter the palette on the flaming Blagojevich skull:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/304818.php

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 28, 2016 08:58 PM (jV8Mq)

562 What? Fire eaters? Spitting flaming vodka? Seriously? The flames have driven security back. Now the have unfurled a pirate flag. Who are these people?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (16/Dw)

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Perfect!!! You can be the play-by-play announcer. Pretend you don't know us. Oh wait, you don't know us. Carry on.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:58 PM (sBOL1)

563 >>I was distracted by a phone call from some charity that I've never heard of.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Oh, sorry. Just make the donation check out to cash.

Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (/Nite)

564 Tequila Chili! Now that sounds painful.
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (+Z+Ci)

only when hanging over the porcelain queen.
which ive never done.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (R7cwD)

565 What? Fire eaters? Spitting flaming vodka? Seriously? The flames have driven security back. Now the have unfurled a pirate flag. Who are these people?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (16/Dw)

Wait, they are getting out crossbows and longbows, and are starting to skuffle amongst themselves.

I heard one of them yell "Shit just got real."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2)

566 491 Yikes! Debbie Reynolds dead. RIP

Yikes is right. How awful for the family.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (hscyr)

567 hangs up phone.
Posted by: willow
----------

I damn sure better get my tote bag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (ZO497)

568 "Now passing the reviewing stand, I don't know these people. Anyone in
the booth? The program says "Ace of Spades HQ Blog Kazoo and Harmonica
Marching Mand", but they don't seem to be marching, and it isn't much of
a formation."

Do they at least have have pants on?

Posted by: Ripley at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (NbRJx)

569 willow, was that you calling Mike Hammer? Asking for donations for our parade?

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (sBOL1)

570 552 You can stop now 2016
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 28, 2016 08:56 PM (6Ll1u)

I can't help noting that Queen Elizabeth missed the traditional Christmas service for the first time in 30 years due to a cold. When you're 90, a cold is no laughing matter.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

571 How long until someone is spotted with, "My pronouns are:
Go
Fuck
Yourself
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 08:57 PM (IcT7t)

Indeed! Isn't Capitalism wonderful?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:00 PM (92kX2)

572 Speaking of celebrities, there's a clickbait ad on WZ showing Jennifer Beals, of Flashdance fame, with her face burnt so she looks like The Thing. Allegedly, she burned her face smoking crack.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 28, 2016 09:00 PM (Nwg0u)

573 This band is going to have more members than a K-Pop group.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (kumBu)

574 'Do they at least have have pants on?'

No. But we do have spats.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (BO/km)

575
I damn sure better get my tote bag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (ZO497)
yesssss! for just 3 installment payments of 999.00 and a credit card number check.

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (R7cwD)

576
Wait, here comes security now. It looks like the band is forming up into a symbol.. wait... ok, no, we can't show you that on camera. Security is trying to get control off... there is fire! There is fire coming from the bagpipe sections, look out.... oh the humanity people are on fire!

"Ladies and gentlemen, here is a bulletin from Washington. It is a brief statement informing us that the charred body of Carl Phillips has been identified in a Washington hospital."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (J8/9G)

577 This band is going to have more members than a K-Pop group.

The horde that plays together, stays together.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (IcT7t)

578 My celebrities can beat up your celebrities.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 28, 2016 09:01 PM (Nwg0u)

579 Wait, they are getting out crossbows and longbows, and are starting to skuffle amongst themselves.

I heard one of them yell "Shit just got real."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2)

Wait, I just heard another one yell:

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THINGS WERE ALREADY GETTING OUT OF HAND!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (92kX2)

580 No. But we do have spats.
Posted by: freaked
----------

Spats and lace wigs? What about chaps?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (ZO497)

581 bluebell, well Parade and these nifty ewok bags Yes, ewok bags!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (R7cwD)

582 How long until someone is spotted with, "My pronouns are:

Go
Fuck
Yourself
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 08:57 PM (IcT7t)

Dark Lord
Eternal Sovereign
Please Don't Do To Me What You Just Did To That Angry Mob

and

*urk*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (wB8Tg)

583 RIP Debbie Reynolds. How very sad.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (CWK2W)

584 bluebell, well Parade and these nifty ewok bags Yes, ewok bags!
Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 09:02 PM (R7cwD)
-----------

But wait! There's more!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (sBOL1)

585 565
Wait, they are getting out crossbows and longbows, and are starting to skuffle amongst themselves.

I heard one of them yell "Shit just got real."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2)

"Some of them seem to have donned Confederate uniforms, while others are wearing Union blue."

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

586 I can't help but think of the jokes Carrie might tell regarding her mother following her into the afterlife.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (R+30W)

587 Did anyone mention Debbie Reynolds died yet? Because she did.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 28, 2016 08:52 PM

That's so sad. I guess she was very upset since Fri. She was at her son's home to plan the funeral when they took her to the hospital. Her poor son.

And I hope Brother Cavil is doing OK after the loss of his father. Loss is not easy.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (o/90i)

588 Spats and lace wigs? What about chaps?
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Only if they're assless chaps!//snark//

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (JNDQi)

589 Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

Ack! No! She *can't* die and leave her people to the "mercy" of Ponce Charles (and where will I get a better nickname for him than that?).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (sEDyY)

590 'What about chaps?'

The last rank gets chaps. No pants though.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

591 Palindrome of the day: "No lemons no melon".

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 28, 2016 09:04 PM (rH4JY)

592 Pants I can't say for sure but...the band gets shirts, don't we?

The band gets shirts! That's just..the fucking...way it is.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:04 PM (kumBu)

593 But wait! There's more!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 09:03 PM (sBOL1)

Lol you can strap em! You can hack em! you can er..

wear em like a figleaf!

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (R7cwD)

594 I can't help noting that Queen Elizabeth missed the traditional Christmas service for the first time in 30 years due to a cold. When you're 90, a cold is no laughing matter.
Posted by: rickl

Yup. My 97 year old Grandmother got sick a month ago and my Mom and Aunt had to stay with her in case she died. But she pulled through, more or less. Her health is still bad but she is still above ground and when your 90+, thats a win. Those Depression era folks were tough. My grandmother is the sweetest person in the world but she has a stubborn streak that, if you could harness stubborn, could power a fleet of carriers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (IOfEE)

595 And I hope Brother Cavil is doing OK after the loss of his father. Loss is not easy.

Posted by: Farmer

Thanks. I'm a wreck trying not to think about my own future right now so I'm hanging out online trying not to think much about the real world right now.

So of course Debbie Reynolds outlives her daughter by one day.

Grim Reaper's putting in some overtime. Wonder if he's trying to game his retirement or something...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (vyqqu)

596 The band gets shirts! That's just..the fucking...way it is.
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Only if you're in Texas...........

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (JNDQi)

597 I think Trump should do all the entertainment. He could do a DJ set...

"I'm Rappin' DT an' I'm here to say... there's nothin' like a pussy grab... there ain't no way! Break it down!" *wikka wikka wikka*

The kids would love it.

Posted by: otho at December 28, 2016 09:06 PM (lmIoG)

598 "One of them just shouted 'Messenger Bags are gayer than Crocs' for some reason."

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 09:06 PM (cAnNx)

599 The band gets shirts! That's just..the fucking...way it is.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:04 PM (kumBu)

matching ones, that say,' i'm with them'

Posted by: willow at December 28, 2016 09:06 PM (R7cwD)

600 Hey Brother Cavil, good to see you here. I hope your family is all there helping you by now.

Just take one day at a time right now - get through what you have to get through, then you and your family can figure out the rest.

You're in my prayers. Let the Holy Spirit guide you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

601 Is it blasphemy to say that I enjoy the Buddy Rich Tapes more than the Paul Anka Tapes? Do I lose my Double Zinc membership?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:07 PM (kumBu)

602 Can we do a lot of those coordinated moments, like the Mummers do? Which reminds me, I want to play the glockenspiel, dammit. I never have gotten to play a glockenspiel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (ZO497)

603 Flaming bagpipes on a unicycle for marching band.

https://youtu.be/AWcjlt-RPVY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (IqV8l)

604 My thoughts are with you, Brother Cavil.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (GX63o)

605 598 "One of them just shouted 'Messenger Bags are gayer than Crocs' for some reason."
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 09:06 PM (cAnNx)

Another just yelled in response:

"I saw Messenger Bags open for the Green Crocs at the Pink Flamingo in 1986!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (92kX2)

606 I want an AoSHQ t shirt in a Ladies size medium.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (Z56vq)

607 >>"Some of them seem to have donned Confederate uniforms, while others are wearing Union blue."

'All the while there's a lone, naked, fat man sitting on a White Ottoman to the very left of the stage.

Is his inclusion symbolic?

Your guess is as good as mine, Bill.'

Posted by: Jessie Waters at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (g9txO)

608 I hope this thread has made you laugh a little, Brother Cavil.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

609 I have been trying to get my husband to give up Directv, so I bought an over the air antenna and a digital recorder box. He likes it, so we are canceling Directv. The odd thing is that I like it too. And I like the fact that I don't have to pay anyone anything for it (unlike streaming where I have to pay for my internet). It's been fun watching old tv shows. And the best part is that I am not funding the lifestyle for these asshats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 28, 2016 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

610 Since I'm not an old enough member to have been around for the great Paul Anka saga....did we ever find Joe? Where's Joe?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:09 PM (kumBu)

611 Thanks. I'm a wreck trying not to think about my own future right now so I'm hanging out online trying not to think much about the real world right now.

So of course Debbie Reynolds outlives her daughter by one day.

Grim Reaper's putting in some overtime. Wonder if he's trying to game his retirement or something...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (vyqqu)

You have my sympathies man. I had a lot of family pass away very close together a few years ago. It sucks no matter what.

We're all here for you to distract you if you need it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (92kX2)

612 423
The skin flute solo will be played by Ron Jeremy...

I don't think anyone else here can play that solo, anyway.

Maybe Paolo, but he's not a citizen.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2016 08:31 PM (g9txO)

The skin CLARINET will be provided by Ron Jeremy.FIFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (8iiMU)

613 I have a cunning plan. I'll pretend that I'm willing to perform at the inaugural, and then when I'm on I'll say, "Hillary should have won! This man is worse than Hitler!" And then I'll storm off the stage.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (rH4JY)

614 I LOVE these types of threads!!!! The more over the top the better..."

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (JNDQi)

615 Thanks. I'm a wreck trying not to think about my own future right now so I'm hanging out online trying not to think much about the real world right now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:05 PM (vyqqu)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (wB8Tg)

616 Fridge has up Debbie Reynolds died! Too sad for that family

Posted by: Abby at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (HBU7W)

617 Debbie's final words: "I want to be with Carrie."

So sad.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2016 09:10 PM (HiDrR)

618 Just remember, you can fart a tune but you can't tune a fart.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (FQ0rq)

619 Drudge=fridge

Posted by: Abby at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (HBU7W)

620 Anybody else having issues with the site viewing with safari on ipad?

Posted by: Wtf at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (dsZq1)

621 Oh, and longbows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaUhz_lDoZc

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (GX63o)

622 Yay! Way to go Notsothoreau.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)

623 610 Since I'm not an old enough member to have been around for the great Paul Anka saga....did we ever find Joe? Where's Joe?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:09 PM (kumBu)

It was a couple years before I started lurking (during the McCain candidacy), but I remember some years later someone posted a thoughtful analysis of the tape. He broke down what was going on and the people involved and seemed to be taking Anka's side. It was hilarious, but I have never been able to find it again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (92kX2)

624 Since I'm not an old enough member to have been around for the great Paul Anka saga....did we ever find Joe? Where's Joe?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:09 PM (kumBu)

(quietly latches access hatch cover for fusion torch)

I got nothing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 09:12 PM (wB8Tg)

625 620 Anybody else having issues with the site viewing with safari on ipad?
Posted by: Wtf at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (dsZq1)
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Not if I disable JavaScript

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 09:13 PM (Sfs6o)

626 I want to play the glockenspiel, dammit. I never have gotten to play a glockenspiel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM
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I can knock out a pretty mean "Bells of St. Mary's" on the glockenspiel.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2016 09:13 PM (HiDrR)

627
606 I want an AoSHQ t shirt in a Ladies size medium.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (Z56vq)

#twoweeks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2016 09:13 PM (LuZz8)

628 You can never have enough cowbell.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2016 09:13 PM (wPiJc)

629 Can you get electric bagpipes? They need to be loud.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 09:14 PM (Sfs6o)

630 >>Just remember, you can fart a tune but you can't tune a fart.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

You just watch me!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 28, 2016 09:14 PM (/Nite)

631 "Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (92kX2) "

On another website, I've seen a former musician in Anka's band stand up for Paul, saying he was a great guy, that he always gave the band gifts, and that he only got so riled up because he was very passionate about doing things well and couldn't abide fuck ups. It's just more fun to think he's an asshole, though.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:14 PM (kumBu)

632 'All the while there's a lone, naked, fat man sitting on a White Ottoman to the very left of the stage.

Is his inclusion symbolic?

Your guess is as good as mine, Bill.'
Posted by: Jessie Waters at December 28, 2016 09:08 PM (g9txO)

Wait, standing next to the man on the ottoman is another man... is he dressed as a dildo?! Orange, with jagged brown stripes across the front? What the f*ck is that!?!

I got nothing, Bill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:15 PM (92kX2)

633 Isn't a glockenspiel a cuckoo clock?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 09:15 PM (nQ10o)

634 619 Drudge=fridge
Posted by: Abby at December 28, 2016 09:11 PM (HBU7W)

+++

I was trying to picture it. But I think there are actually refrigerators with t.v.s. I may be wrong. Often am.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (CFc5L)

635 Debbie Reynolds, for final time, shows up daughter.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (Pz4pT)

636 Isn't a glockenspiel a cuckoo clock?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 28, 2016 09:15 PM (nQ10o)

I though Glockenspiel was the German version of the IDPA.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (wB8Tg)

637
Isn't a glockenspiel a cuckoo clock?
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe

It's a sales pitch for a handgun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (IqV8l)

638 Thanks. I'm a wreck trying not to think about my own future right now so I'm hanging out online trying not to think much about the real world right now.
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Brother - We're with you. I know that doesn't help much, but we are thinking of you and your dad. It is impossible to directly feel another's grief, but we do know how it feels in our own experience, and were it possible to be with you we would be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (ZO497)

639 "Wait now someone is walking around passing out pudding cups. And they're all opening them, but I don't see any spoons. What are they...

Oh, God no. Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (cAnNx)

640 Rank the following celebrity outbursts in order of hilarity:

Paul Anka slices like a fucking hammer
Buddy Rich will see how you do up there without all the assistance
Mel Gibson will burn the goddamn house down, but blow him first.
Orson Welles will go down on you if you can find him a jury regarding how to pronounce "In July"
AI talks about practice? Not even a game. Practice. Practice? I mean, not a game - practice?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:17 PM (kumBu)

641 Is Glockenspiel one of those words we shouldn't google?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 28, 2016 09:17 PM (Nwg0u)

642 (That's German *language*, for those aching to point out that Glocks are Austrian.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (wB8Tg)

643 God bless you, people. I'm laughing so hard I shot Valu-rite out of my nose.

Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (hJamr)

644 RIP Debbie. Always a big fan. Just heartbroken right now. I am having a hard time processing this. 2016 blew chunks.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (CNHr1)

645 Is Glockenspiel one of those words we shouldn't google?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Man. You people are culturally deprived.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (ZO497)

646 639 "Wait now someone is walking around passing out pudding cups. And they're all opening them, but I don't see any spoons. What are they...

Oh, God no. Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!"
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2016 09:16 PM (cAnNx)

Now... they are setting fire to a skull (what did they cover it with?) and another is dressed like a robot and he is humping the air!

It's a complete madhouse down here. We need to get the national guard down here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (92kX2)

647 I'm just happy to see that, through all of this, we've stayed true to our artistic vision and kept things 'real' for the fans.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (Sfs6o)

648 >>617
Debbie's final words: "I want to be with Carrie."

So sad.<<<

That's hilarious. Right?

Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (yOqwj)

649 Mel Gibson will burn the goddamn house down, but blow him first.

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Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow
My ho-or-orn?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (Nwg0u)

650 BC - Be strong. Not much I can say that hasn't been better articulated by others. It will be difficult, but remember that your memories can be an enemy and an ally as time goes on. I won't tell you that it ever ends - it's been 14 years since my father passed, and I still think about him. But not every day. And I've long stopped having dreams where he's suddenly alive again. So, baby steps...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (kumBu)

651 >>Is Glockenspiel one of those words we shouldn't google?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Probably can find some German pron where a Glockenspiel plays a major role in the story line.

Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (/Nite)

652 Glockenspiel: https://youtu.be/hsfxTyhCzr8

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2016 09:21 PM (IcT7t)

653 626
I can knock out a pretty mean "Bells of St. Mary's" on the glockenspiel.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2016 09:13 PM (HiDrR)

Have you tried a mouse organ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OXfAPPckQU

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

654 Now... they are setting fire to a skull (what did they cover it with?) and another is dressed like a robot and he is humping the air!

It's a complete madhouse down here. We need to get the national guard down here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (92kX2)

One of these... beasts, just screamed in my face "Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks!" and he punched me.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 28, 2016 09:22 PM (92kX2)

655 Trump's head and body will deconstruct, like on Total Recall, and I will emerge and accept the Presidency.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2016 09:23 PM (rH4JY)

656 Nood, Ms. Reynolds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2016 09:23 PM (92kX2)

657 Ok, I'm not an ass (really!), that was Fisher's claim, that her more famous mom was always showing her up.

What could be more dramatic than being an A-list celeb, dying days after her B-list daughter!

Daughter dies young, mom goes out in style, invoking daughter's name on her deathbed. Priceless. Ol' Deb stayed classy, to the end.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2016 09:23 PM (Pz4pT)

658 "I'm just happy to see that, through all of this, we've stayed true to our artistic vision and kept things 'real' for the fans.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 09:20 PM (Sfs6o) "

Things got a bit hairy during the 3 year hiatus when everyone tried to do solo work - personally, I still think my 5 1/2 hour three-album prog rock opera concept album masterpiece "Signals from Cygnus: A Stigmata of Sickness Parts I-VIII" is the best thing I've ever produced, but I put aside my ego for the sake of the reunion tour.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 28, 2016 09:23 PM (kumBu)

659 Jeez...who are you people?!

Here's a glockenspiel just like the one I played in my grammar school marching band. Sadly, I no longer have it so we'll have to rent one for me come Jan. 20.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hbbg826

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2016 09:24 PM (HiDrR)

660 Posted by: no good deed at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (hJamr)

I was reading the beginning of the thread, got to Mary's post, read the bit of the post about where she and her friends were this time, aaaaand almost ended up with red wine all over myself, computer, etc. You'd think I'd have learned by now not to even try to drink something.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2016 09:24 PM (sEDyY)

661 Oh, God no. Cut to commercial!

I gotta clean the pudding out of the fridge.
1st 100 days could really be a carb problem though.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2016 09:25 PM (8J/Te)

662 Man. You people are culturally deprived.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2016 09:18 PM (ZO497)
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Right? Everyone here knows that a glockenspiel is a gun. People are always talking about carrying their glocks.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2016 09:25 PM (sBOL1)

663 I hope this thread has made you laugh a little, Brother Cavil.

Posted by: rickl

Wait, I'm supposed to actually read the fucking threads now? I don't even know this place anymore...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:26 PM (vyqqu)

664 Clint Eastwood walks from stage left. A podium and an empty chair await him. He invites PE Trump to sit in the chair. PE Trump sits in the chair. Eastwood turns to the crowd and says "About damn time somebody sat in the chair". Walks off.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 28, 2016 09:26 PM (7N6ox)

665 A glockenspiel is where you store your schadenboner when it is not in use.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2016 09:26 PM (oZEJt)

666 Thanks Weasel. Just seems weird that it started out of the blue.

Posted by: Wtf at December 28, 2016 09:28 PM (dsZq1)

667 Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:05

(Brother Cavil) be well, it's tough but all part of the process of life.

Just deal w/ what needs to be done now, let the other stuff wait for the future. your brothers can help I assume?

I'm not one to be bothered by celebrity deaths, but this just makes me sad for the survivors. They are human beings and to lose your sister and mother in 2 days must be terrible.

Let alone the dau. Billie that just lost her mother and then her grandmother the next day.

Wonder if Carrie is going...damn Mom you upstaged me again! She might enjoy the irony in that, had a great sense of humor about the crap life throws you.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2016 09:31 PM (o/90i)

668 And as for the glockenspiel, don't be silly. Everyone knows it's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:35 PM (vyqqu)

669
668 And as for the glockenspiel, don't be silly. Everyone knows it's a type of weasel.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 28, 2016 09:35 PM (vyqqu)

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Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2016 09:37 PM (Sfs6o)

670 OMG, my sides hurt reading about the Moron Horde Band/Parade.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2016 09:37 PM (VtLx6)

671 Don Lemon re-defines stupid nearly every day.

Just watch him. Your brain will start hurting.

Posted by: Columbo's Cousin at December 28, 2016 09:44 PM (UsCnO)

672 We purposely created the problem with Kerry's speech to trigger the reaction from Israel.

Thats right. The really good ones have their tails waxed right ...not just right, but with the right wax.

Posted by: Mimzey at December 28, 2016 10:07 PM (n3hky)

673 I wonder how Trump is going to use his politicized, weaponized IRS? Thanks Obama!

Posted by: central scrutinizer at December 29, 2016 03:39 AM (PmgNw)

674 Who is Don Lemon and why should we care what she says?

Posted by: Mike at December 29, 2016 09:44 AM (+B1Ea)

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