Media Which Decried Demand for Obama's Birth Certificate Hot on the Trail of Major Story

Trump's driver's license casts doubt on height claims, shows he's 6-foot-2 & not 6-3 @POLITICO https://t.co/V2lzR2xRdL
— Darren Samuelsohn (@dsamuelsohn) December 23, 2016

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1 Now this. This is real news. Not like that #Fake news.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 23, 2016 01:35 PM (KUaJL)

2 Oh EFF me running! The horrors....he's 6'2" not 6'3"!!!!

These people have no sense of shame....

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 01:35 PM (Enq6K)

3 Politico's got a lot of time on their hands.

And they're more or less one of the good ones.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2016 01:35 PM (TppKb)

4 That scalp weasel adds an inch at least.

Posted by: Al Leppo at December 23, 2016 01:35 PM (vmsda)

5 Have they finished going through Sarah Palin's emails yet?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2016 01:36 PM (Y5oz1)

6 LMAO

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 23, 2016 01:36 PM (Om16U)

7 Clowns

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 01:36 PM (2x9LM)

8 If they don't get a Pulitzer for this it'll be a scandal.

Posted by: JPS at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (9ziuC)

9 My license says I weigh 125, and ummm...well, you know

Posted by: agathapagatha at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (PtE6F)

10 It's going to be a 4 year long Two Minute Hate.

Posted by: brak at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (guIHw)

11 Wow. He hasn't even taken office yet and the scandals are already piling up.

Posted by: rickl at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (zoehZ)

12 Six foot two, eyes of blue, has anybody seen my ...

OMG!

THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING !!!!

It's a code. All sources REPORT!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Not a Journolist Critic ... at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (AoK0a)

13 Layers of fact checking. Layers I tell you!!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (qE5S+)

14 #NeverTrump now has cause for impeachment. Podhoretz wildly fapping into a sock.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (N7G17)

15 LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (r/0kC)

16 OMFG - they reached the bottom of the barrel, pushed it aside and kept digging for a Trump "scandal."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

17 Merry Christmas, fellow Morons and Moronettes!

Posted by: agathapagatha at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (PtE6F)

18 >> Oh EFF me running!

I've never actually tried that. I suppose it could be interesting.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (TppKb)

19 I wonder if self awareness will come to them? There must be a few on the left that are waking up to the crazy "pantedness" that is problematizing their fellow travelers.

Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (q177U)

20 Well, looks like its time to get out the nails and the cross, again!

Posted by: goon at December 23, 2016 01:39 PM (EaQ6/)

21 On the Slate article regarding this - fucking hypocrites

"Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to."

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 01:39 PM (2x9LM)

22 Maybe now our DC media can verify the ages of actors - what's listed on IMDB vs. public record?

Or maybe tell us Obama's golf scores and handicap? So much golf, you guys, and no record of him being even passably good. Go fetch, MSM!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:39 PM (NOIQH)

23 "Trump's drivers license casts doubt on height claims?" How about " Election results cast no doubt on media's TRUTH CLAIMS?"

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 23, 2016 01:40 PM (nQ10o)

24 >.It's going to be a 4 year long Two Minute Hate.

YEP

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

25 My drivers license which was issued when I was sixteen has me TWO inches shorter. I kept growing but not as fast. I tried changing it once when I was renewing but DMV said it was too much trouble and an approximation anyway.

Posted by: Lester at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (8USec)

26 TexasJew, #14:

"Podhoretz wildly fapping into a sock."

Naah, that's unfair.

Did you see Aaron Sorkin's remarkably overwrought open letter to his wife and daughters after Trump won? It would take a heart of stone to read it without laughing.

And then there was Podhoretz' open letter to his daughters: "Girls, Trump won. / Daddy / PS: You'll live."

Posted by: JPS at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (9ziuC)

27 How the hell did people get a copy of his driver's license?

And FFS. Some of my medical records list me as 5'1" which no. No, not so much.

Also if we're going to talk driver's licenses, hasn't it been going on 30 years since Hillary Clinton, who will never be President, has driven her own vehicle?

Just bringing that up because I'm a bitch.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (dEQP3)

28 They don't measure or weigh you for DL. You tell them your weight and height. At least a that's what I've ever done in LA, TX and NY.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (Rzloy)

29 Heck, I am 6'2". But I used to be 6'3". I'm the same ages as DJT.

Posted by: Dropping the sock at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (SjyaY)

30 Wow, Obama born in Kenya not a story whe it is actually quoted from hos own book. But Trump is 6'2 not 6'3".

But I have to ask, has he said he is 6'3"?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (mpXpK)

31 Pfft.. who needs a drivers license?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (/CIN4)

32 Wow, what a trope of nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (IKya9)

33 This is why RSBN and others will break through and replace the MSM.

Posted by: Sick Pepe, with the flu at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (YaiCw)

34 Uhhhhh.... they do know that people both shrink with age...

I used to be 6 ft and 1/2 inch...

Now, at 57, I'm more like 5 ft 11.5 inches...

I still call myself 6 ft...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (qf6WZ)

35 This is an Onion piece right?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (CPo6R)

36 At least Trump has a driver's license, unlike Hillary, who thought she was too good to drive for herself.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (FQKBL)

37 Mary, did you know? That your baby boy, would have to watch this madness. Mary, did you know?

Posted by: goon at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (EaQ6/)

38 There's not a thing on mine that is right. Brown eyes? Nope. Weight's wrong too. So is height. All of that stuff got put on there when I was 16 and it's just carried over since.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2016 01:43 PM (4ErVI)

39 Yup. Scandal after scandal. Smallish medium hand now this. Next you will see he is hiding his eye color.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 23, 2016 01:43 PM (hMqvx)

40 My driver's license posted 6'0" for decades.

Until I learned I was 6'1" when applying for a new license in a new state.

I'm sure I will lose a few inches when I get old and decrepit.

Apparently basic biology is beyond the loony left.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 23, 2016 01:43 PM (BiOIn)

41 like any of these reporters haven't exaggerated an inch or 2 before.....

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 01:43 PM (/CIN4)

42 So fucking stupid,you can't help but laugh.I wonder if they fact checked Obama's basketball skills.

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (r/0kC)

43 I'm almost certain there's a dick joke in this but I'm too tired to figure it out.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

44 Does Hillary even have a driver's license?

If so, does it state her weight accurately?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (s7vJs)

45 The Republic is doomed!

DOOMED, I SAY!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (4AVeu)

46 DMV, the definition of accuracy in height and weight for a hundred years.

Posted by: geoffb5 at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (d3wbb)

47 Trump's license also says he's an organ donor except to black people.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 23, 2016 01:44 PM (Rzloy)

48 Remember that doofus Jeb! taking a picture with the other candidates and he is standing on his top toes. What a bunch of clowns we have had "leading" us.

Posted by: Sick Pepe, with the flu at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (YaiCw)

49 I'm sure if we look at Durwood's birth certificate it says 'male', and now... can we really be sure?

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (lSOGx)

50 keep it up fuckwads, shit like this is sure to change the minds of the people who voted him in

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (/CIN4)

51 The butthurt must still be strong at Politico...

Posted by: Mike at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (+B1Ea)

52 41
like any of these reporters haven't exaggerated an inch or 2 before.....

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 01:43 PM (/CIN4)

Not to mention all their girlfriends think 6" is about the width of driver's license.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (mpXpK)

53 Snopes and his Hooker rate Trump as False....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (qf6WZ)

54 I am 5' 6" exactly and in my lifetime I have known a number of men who passionately insisted they were 5' 9", who were inches shorter than I am.

Pro Tip: 5' 9" is the absolute shortest height that a short guy will claim--unless he's a jockey. Why you ask? Because 5' 8" or 5' 7" or 5' 6" conjures up another measurement that shrinks men's confidence.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (kXoT0)

55 Sebastian, I think that's pretty standard everywhere. They just ask you and record it - I assume they might raise an eyebrow if your information seems wildly inaccurate (an obviously overweight man gives his weight as 110 lbs), but they don't measure you.

My license says I weigh 215 lbs. I actually weigh 230. I'm basically Hitler.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (qE5S+)

56 Could be a typo or could be he's lying about everything, at least thats what they are implying

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (5sOEp)

57 >>Yup. Scandal after scandal. Smallish medium hand now this. Next you will see he is hiding his eye color.

Like Hillary? Brown eyes she hid w/blue contacts for years. Not sure why...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

58 The angry inch.

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 23, 2016 01:47 PM (IqV8l)

59 Totally legitimate explanation:

He's 6'3" with his hair styled up and 6'2" with his hair wet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2016 01:47 PM (4AVeu)

60 OMG! It's over! Before it even started. Trump should resign immediately.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2016 01:47 PM (Fmupd)

61 soooo...

What do we call these folks...

Heighters?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (qf6WZ)

62 #29 I'll see your heck and raise you a dang, I'm 10 years younger and I used to be 5'11" pushing 6 foot now 5'10"

Posted by: GeneTheShrinking at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (3ixQH)

63 And FFS. Some of my medical records list me as 5'1" which no. No, not so much.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (dEQP3)

--------

And the horde left this alone?

Dah fuq is wrong with y'all

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (2x9LM)

64 My driver's says my dick is only 6 inches but it's a lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (vOSje)

65 My license says I have brown hair.
I have been completely white haired for at least a decade.

Posted by: navybrat at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (w7KSn)

66 47 Trump's license also says he's an organ donor except to black people.
_________________________

Maybe that's because black people don't know how to play the organ.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (4AVeu)

67 If Hillary had a driver's license what would the weight measure be? Fuckton?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 01:48 PM (voOPb)

68 I won't know what to think of this story until snopes' web whore granny weighs in.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (nFwvY)

69 Now we're getting to the important stuff!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (SRKgf)

70 My dwarfism means my wang hangs closer to the floor. My online dating profile mentions the fact.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (+kwUl)

71 The last time I got a new driver's license - for an address change - they messed up 3 things. Like, they even changed one thing that had nothing to do with my new address and got it wrong. They updated it, and that one contained one new thing wrong with the prior 3 things fixed. So I had to wait for them to make a *3rd* version.
So, yeah, the DMV is not a good primary source.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

72 I imagine he has shrunk, we do when we age

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (R7cwD)

73 Shrinkage!

Posted by: George at December 23, 2016 01:50 PM (YaiCw)

74 IMPEACH HIM!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 01:50 PM (ul9CR)

75 Quick! Someone send Andetson Cooper into the locker room with a tape measure. Get Don Lemon to hold the other end!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (Y6rmB)

76
My license says I weigh 215 lbs. I actually weigh 230. I'm basically Hitler.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle

More like Göring

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (IqV8l)

77 31 Pfft.. who needs a drivers license?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 23, 2016 01:42 PM (/CIN4

Obviously not you and illegal aliens

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (voOPb)

78 Hey, Berlin attacker was killed...

Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (q177U)

79 BTW, did anybody see the vid a Texas elector made which was featured on Fox last night? The guy had received a zillion letters from liberals and his response was to put them all in his fire pit and set them aflame. He said "I voted for Trump" and then he pointed at his cows grazing in the field and said, "And they support Trump too!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (s7vJs)

80 @Wormwood: This year I shall endeavor to make the craft of journalism the most ridiculous, decadent undertaking of all occupations.

@Screwtape: You needn't do much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (ZBp8/)

81 70 My dwarfism means my wang hangs closer to the floor. My online dating profile mentions the fact.
Posted by: Bob Costas at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (+kwUl)

An "innie" does not qualify as a wang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (mbhDw)

82 Just checked...my own NYS license shows me 2" shorter than I am.

The Donald got off a better deal.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 01:52 PM (ul9CR)

83 9 My license says I weigh 125, and ummm...well, you know
Posted by: agathapagatha at December 23, 2016 01:37 PM (PtE6F)

My driver's license says I'm female. (Thanks, California DMV retards.) I've tried correcting it several times, but every time the new one comes back "F." (Presumably because the clerks are used to updating expiration date, address, etc. and don't think to update sex. H8ters.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 01:52 PM (SRKgf)

84 Leave it to Politico to blow the lid off of Inchgate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

85 My license say's "Fuck you, I'm from Joosey"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (SjImc)

86 Wait. . what?

Posted by: Robert Reich, Dr. Ruth and Peter Dinklage at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (4AVeu)

87 Alert! Alert!

Schadenboner alert!

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/311675-colbert-trump-win-made-me-throw-out-all-my-planned-jokes

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (dEQP3)

88 AlextheChick: So does that 1" mean do or do not require kneepads?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (BiOIn)

89 imagine what a real media might do, examine real issues that affect the country.
pay to play schemes with despots around the world, starting wars and parting out countries.
having ambassadors killed with ...
govt agencies like irs actually mistreating their positions and threatening taxpayers.
millions of not so many children demanding rights to American taxpayers earned income.

but I know how important it is to have an accurate measurement of height. because er medical reasons.

which we never cared about re Hillary and Obama but whatevers

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (R7cwD)

90 UN Security Council vote coming up.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (SjImc)

91 What's the big deal?

I am 6'2" muscular, tanned and have a 14" cock

Posted by: Every Chat Room Guy at December 23, 2016 01:54 PM (/CIN4)

92 Trump's license is only Class D?

That's not very high class.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2016 01:54 PM (qUNWi)

93 Welp I'm glad we got that one out of the way BEFORE the inauguration.

Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 23, 2016 01:54 PM (jxw6R)

94 Sure, its only an inch in regular, but that's 25 millimeters in metric.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

95 (Presumably because the clerks are used to updating expiration date, address, etc. and don't think to update sex. H8ters.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 01:52 PM (SRKgf)

Isn't that a hate crime in California?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (s7vJs)

96 If only he hadn't given Megan the last angry inch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (eZ0Cd)

97 UNIMPEACHABLE PROOF THAT HE IS A DIRTY LYING BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Brian Stetler at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (qJhUV)

98 My driver's license says I'm female. (Thanks, California DMV retards.) I've tried correcting it several times, but every time the new one comes back "F."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 01:52 PM (SRKgf)

C'mon, 'fess up, Jay. You *like* feeling pretty, don't you?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (mAinT)

99 http://thehill.com/homenews/media/311675-colbert-trump-win-made-me-throw-out-all-my-planned-jokes

No loss. He's stultifyingly unfunny.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (ul9CR)

100 so height / hand/ and blankity blank size are real issues we need the truth of to take a president srsly

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (R7cwD)

101 can i get my vote back?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (tkFto)

102 AlextheChick: So does that 1" mean do or do not require kneepads?
Posted by: Kristophr at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (BiOIn)

A lady never tells.

So, yeah, not so much my needing the knee pads.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:56 PM (dEQP3)

103 Brian Stetler's license says he has hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2016 01:56 PM (IqV8l)

104 Don't worry, NGU. Our communist overlord will make sure he sets the dumpster on fire before he leaves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2016 01:56 PM (Y6rmB)

105 Incoming Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer on Friday urged the Obama administration to veto the UN Security Council resolution that calls for an end to Israeli settlements.

A vote on the resolution is expected on Friday at around 2:00 p.m. Eastern Time.

I am strongly opposed to the UN putting pressure on Israel through one-sided resolutions. An abstention is not good enough. The Administration must veto this resolution, Schumer said in a statement quoted by Reuters.

???

Your bet is as good as mine. I have no idea what this fuck Fredo will do. BUT I do not trust him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (SjImc)

106 78 Hey, Berlin attacker was killed...

Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2016 01:51 PM (q177U)

Yeah, after he traipsed through *three* countries to get to where they finally caught up with him.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (mAinT)

107 He's grown in office (of the President-Elect).

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (J8/9G)

108 A copy of Trump's license, obtained by POLITICO through an open-records request

After an eight-year lull I foresee a sudden resurgence in hard-hitting investigatory journalism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

109 How many Hands is that?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (4uaSQ)

110 I'm 5'8 and i've never lied about it

Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (aMbPQ)

111 Bang! Impeach!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 01:58 PM (J8/9G)

112 Your bet is as good as mine. I have no idea what this fuck Fredo will do. BUT I do not trust him

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pretty sure dick punching Israel is high on his list

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 01:58 PM (/CIN4)

113 Did you vote for 6'3" of president? You may be entitled to compensation.

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, LLP at December 23, 2016 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

114 How many inches does the first tranny have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 01:59 PM (eZ0Cd)

115 Petulant little children.
Still in denial...

This is how you got TRUMP, idiots. Keep it up, please.

Posted by: Chi at December 23, 2016 01:59 PM (+jDlo)

116 Ya know, we could not get a straight answer or really any information at all about the Hag's actual physical health to prove she was well enough to hold office, but, a one inch height difference on a DL, ALERT THE MEDIA!!!

WOOT WOOT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 23, 2016 01:59 PM (kXoT0)

117 Speaking of driver's licenses: Together, Mario Romo and his wife amassed 17 traffic tickets for speeding.

Posted by: MSM at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (g6yUI)

118 You might know who we are but we know who you are. Understand?

Posted by: Goodfella Jimmy Conway at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (+kwUl)

119 C'mon, 'fess up, Jay. You *like* feeling pretty, don't you?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (mAinT)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, pretty and happy and *cough*

I'm 6'1" and have a mustache. Some clerk at DMV needs to have HIS eyes checked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (SRKgf)

120 Your bet is as good as mine. I have no idea what this fuck Fredo will do. BUT I do not trust him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (SjImc)

Is Chuck U. Schumer generally considered pro-Israel? Even if he is a Democrat weasel?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (mAinT)

121 Oh the horror!

These people are nuts.

Posted by: Titanium at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (u9UgT)

122 WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT!!!!

Posted by: Gay Asian Star Trek Guy at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (qJhUV)

123 Well Trump has fathered many children so his baby batter was obviously fantastic. If you want kids You will take healthy sperm over an above average dick size any day.

Posted by: Sick Pepe, with the flu at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (YaiCw)

124 But wait, I thought photo IDs are like almost impossible to obtain.

Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (77i7V)

125 108 A copy of Trump's license, obtained by POLITICO through an open-records request
After an eight-year lull I foresee a sudden resurgence in hard-hitting investigatory journalism.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

But JEF's transcripts, or video of his speech with Al-Khalidi ... streng verboten.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (SRKgf)

126 Is Chuck U. Schumer generally considered pro-Israel? Even if he is a Democrat weasel?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (mAinT)

Yes, HOWEVER, while he talks the talk, he usually does not walk the walk and put his career on the line for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (SjImc)

127 The DMV here puts whatever height and weight you tell them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (eZ0Cd)

128 105---Your bet is as good as mine. I have no idea what this fuck Fredo will do. BUT I do not trust him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 01:57 PM (SjImc)
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On this subject Schumer barks, which is to his credit.
Unfortunately, he doesn't bite.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (Nox3c)

129 But wait, I thought photo IDs are like almost impossible to obtain.
Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (77i7V)

Well, umm, not for white people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

130 if only the mddia investigated more important people than I as for instance DMV did for me to get my drivers license a couple of years ago after having a license for 30 years . allthe sudden I had to prove every damned thing about myself. marriage, children, divorce, birth .

anyway while others shlep into the country with no verifiable history and sail into the country , the credit bennies, welfare, voting rights and drivers licenses.

this all makes as much sense as trump having to verify his height.

what if he fudged a pound or two on weight?

it's over man, over. he should resign

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (R7cwD)

131 119 C'mon, 'fess up, Jay. You *like* feeling pretty, don't you?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (mAinT)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, pretty and happy and *cough*

I'm 6'1" and have a mustache. Some clerk at DMV needs to have HIS eyes checked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (SRKgf)

Jay has a mustache.... I repeat... Jay has a mustache...

Posted by: Sending Code, to a 'contact' at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

132
I'm 6'1" and have a mustache.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (SRKgf)

That also describes the late Janet Reno.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (s7vJs)

133 On this subject Schumer barks, which is to his credit.
Unfortunately, he doesn't bite.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (Nox3c)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:03 PM (SjImc)

134 It's on C-Span

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:03 PM (SjImc)

135 Trump has a drivers license?

That's great news. DistHillary doesn't have a drivers license--she hasn't driven a car in the last 25 years. And she's a hopeless drunk who will never be president.

Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:03 PM (77i7V)

136 Is Chuck U. Schumer generally considered pro-Israel? Even if he is a Democrat weasel?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (mAinT)

He's Jewish and he receives heavy support from New York Jews.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 23, 2016 02:03 PM (kXoT0)

137 Wait till little Marco hears about this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 02:04 PM (eZ0Cd)

138 95 (Presumably because the clerks are used to updating expiration date, address, etc. and don't think to update sex. H8ters.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 01:52 PM (SRKgf)
Isn't that a hate crime in California?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 01:55 PM (s7vJs)

You'd think. But then they'd probably ring me up for squawking about it. "What's the matter, are you sexist? Are you ashamed to be/ have been/ or to become female?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:04 PM (SRKgf)

139 >>I'm 6'1" and have a mustache.

Is it a real Womb Broom, or one of those gay John Waters type of mustaches?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2016 02:04 PM (4uaSQ)

140 Now that's what I call a SCOOP.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at December 23, 2016 02:05 PM (G4HaG)

141 Wait, someone said you get shorter with age?
**ponders own theme song in 20 years**

We represent, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild

Posted by: teej at December 23, 2016 02:05 PM (gJ3Vg)

142 132
I'm 6'1" and have a mustache.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (SRKgf)

That also describes the late Janet Reno.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (s7vJs)

Paper towel to clean up the Diet Pepsi spew.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 02:05 PM (voOPb)

143 Jay has a mustache.... I repeat... Jay has a mustache...

Posted by: Sending Code, to a 'contact' at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (qf6WZ)

"Hillary will never be President. I say again, Hillary will never be President."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:05 PM (SRKgf)

144 But wait, I thought photo IDs are like almost impossible to obtain.
Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:01 PM (77i7V)

Well, umm, not for white people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

Only if you are a tiny sweet wizened African American Great-Great Grandmother who has been receiving Social Security for 30 years.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 23, 2016 02:06 PM (kXoT0)

145 And we still haven't reached peak stupidity.

Posted by: josephistan at December 23, 2016 02:06 PM (7qAYi)

146 The Loofah is against the wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 02:06 PM (eZ0Cd)

147 He's such a dick when he takes Viagra he gets taller.

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2016 02:06 PM (8J/Te)

148 you know what we already Knew?
The media will care about any and everything about the Preisdent, the kids of the President the Wife of the President, the Friends of the President , the business and social practices of the President, and the height of the President, and likely what toilet paper brand they use.. now that He has an R after his name.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2016 02:06 PM (R7cwD)

149 I'm 6'1" and have a mustache.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:00 PM (SRKgf)

That also describes the late Janet Reno.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:02 PM (s7vJs)

It also describes Malia Obama.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (kXoT0)

150 My license says I'm a top.

Posted by: Reggie! at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (+kwUl)

151 "Hillary will never be President. I say again, Hillary will never be President."

WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!

Posted by: All the ships at Navaronne at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (qUNWi)

152 In boot camp I was officially measured at 6'. I'm 5'11" now. Since I'm now 29, that would mean I joined the Corps a couple years before I was born. Time machine FTW!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (kTF2Z)

153 I don't need a drivers license.

What does this button do?

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (77i7V)

154 I would have assumed DL info would be covered by the privacy act but I see that they blacked out nearly everything. Still I think they are treading on dangerous ground there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (mpXpK)

155 115 Petulant little children.
Still in denial...

This is how you got TRUMP, idiots. Keep it up, please.

Posted by: Chi at December 23, 2016 01:59 PM (+jDlo

They will have him re-elected before he is sworn in for his first term

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 02:08 PM (voOPb)

156 Eleanor--don't push that button! It'll cause Guam to tip over.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at December 23, 2016 02:08 PM (77i7V)

157 I'm 6' 4" and I have a beard.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 23, 2016 02:08 PM (4uaSQ)

158 Still NO word what Fredo will do...AND THATis ominous and "suggests" he will abstain or worse.

It's a totally one side resolution that flies in the face of past assurance to Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:08 PM (SjImc)

159 107 He's grown in office (of the President-Elect).

-
What are you talking about? He hasn't even got a fake seal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:08 PM (vOSje)

160 I was 15 1/2 when I got my Driver's Permit. I grew one more inch, but the information I gave them on my application never changed. Maybe Trump did the same?

Posted by: Tim Pruett at December 23, 2016 02:09 PM (rmk4y)

161
154 I would have assumed DL info would be covered by the privacy act but I see that they blacked out nearly everything. Still I think they are treading on dangerous ground there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (mpXpK)

Just talk to the GOP candidate Obama beat in Illinois. Sealed divorced records saw the light of day POOF

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 02:09 PM (voOPb)

162 How many inches does the first tranny have?

Typical man lie of 8 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2016 02:09 PM (Pr4ah)

163 He paid a billion dollars for that inch!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (IqV8l)

164 154
I would have assumed DL info would be covered by the privacy act but I
see that they blacked out nearly everything. Still I think they are
treading on dangerous ground there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (mpXpK)

So 1inch of height is newsworthy. I'd bet the author - Daniel Samuelsohn's wife/husband/significant other probably would agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (jxbfJ)

165 He was probably wearing his purple boots the first time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (eZ0Cd)

166 Does this mean that Donald's father really is a Kenyan communist after all?

Posted by: goon at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (EaQ6/)

167 Obamas "birth certificate" was one of the biggest frauds ever.

They didn't even try to hide it. Pathetic.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (+lv+r)

168 FTR - I had a growth spurt when I was in Office.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (4uaSQ)

169 I can't believe the failed country of Venezuela is allowed the Security Council?
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (SjImc)

170 71 The last time I got a new driver's license - for an address change - they messed up 3 things. Like, they even changed one thing that had nothing to do with my new address and got it wrong. They updated it, and that one contained one new thing wrong with the prior 3 things fixed. So I had to wait for them to make a *3rd* version.
So, yeah, the DMV is not a good primary source.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 01:49 PM (NOIQH)
*********************
Mastermind - the DMV version

Posted by: Texas99 at December 23, 2016 02:10 PM (akHM/)

171 For the love of all that's holy... seriously? Bleeping Fake News Media (FNM).

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (6n332)

172 >>I don't need a drivers license.

What does this button do?

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton

Wait - yours wasn't taken away after your disastrous parking job?

http://people.com/politics/congresswoman-eleanor-holmes-norton-parking-job-video/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

173 162
How many inches does the first tranny have?

Typical man lie of 8 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2016 02:09 PM (Pr4ah)

And herein lies the injustice for those getting an add-a-dick-to-me.They length is limited only by the skill of their surgeon. The Irish on the other hand........ damn that curse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)

174 158 Still NO word what Fredo will do...AND THATis ominous and "suggests" he will abstain or worse.

It's a totally one side resolution that flies in the face of past assurance to Israel.

-
Under Kerry and the Beast, the state department has become the International House of Fuckups, or IHOF.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (vOSje)

175 AlextheChick: So does that 1" mean do or do not require kneepads?
Posted by: Kristophr at December 23, 2016 01:53 PM (BiOIn)

A lady should never need kneepads.

What with being tied to the bedposts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (FYrz1)

176 He hasn't even got a fake seal.

Should be the backside of a donkey with the motto, "Kiss My Ass, Hillary".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (J8/9G)

177 154 I would have assumed DL info would be covered by the privacy act but I see that they blacked out nearly everything. Still I think they are treading on dangerous ground there.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:07 PM (mpXpK)

Nope... Drivers License info is public domain... sort of...

Its so Car Insurance companies can check your record for tickets...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)

178 And FFS. Some of my medical records list me as 5'1" which no. No, not so much.

Bust size?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (FYrz1)

179 Next on Breaking News: Trump lied about his weight!!! Breaking news at 11!

Posted by: IC at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (gcme+)

180 It looks like it's time to file a public records for a copy of Darren Samuelsohn's drivers license.

Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (77i7V)

181 I don't know who this guy is but his twitter feed is full of nonsense, fake news about Trump and "trump sucks" stories. That's it, nothing else. Him stomping around saying "Trump bad" like Frankenstein and fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (39g3+)

182 Fredo is going to fuck Israel with little notice and on the eve of Christmas and Hanukkah with an ill-conceived and rushed deceleration that only serves to fuck Israel...very much like how he passed Fredocare.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (SjImc)

183 They will have him re-elected before he is sworn in for his first term
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------------

Even my ex's kids realized that throwing a tantrum was counter to their best interests pretty quickly.
The left/media has been throwing a six week temper tantrum, with no end in sight. It is abso-fucking-lutely delicious.

You tired of Winning yet?

Posted by: Chi at December 23, 2016 02:13 PM (+jDlo)

184 "Scooped again, dammit." --unknown blogger

Posted by: Rdbrewer at December 23, 2016 02:13 PM (G4HaG)

185 These fuck UN ambassadors keep talking about "emerging concensious" which sounds to me like they know Fredo is selling out Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:14 PM (SjImc)

186 Was he wearing shoes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2016 02:14 PM (IqV8l)

187 161 Just talk to the GOP candidate Obama beat in Illinois. Sealed divorced records saw the light of day POOF

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2016 02:09 PM (voOPb)

IL is one of the top 5 crookedest States in the union.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:14 PM (mpXpK)

188 Obama college transcripts cast doubt on intelligence claims.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:15 PM (U6f54)

189 Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton

Wait - yours wasn't taken away after your disastrous parking job?

http://people.com/politics/congresswoman-eleanor-holmes-norton-parking-job-video/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

Hell, that wasn't even parallel parking. That was just pulling into an angled space. Or should have been, at any rate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:15 PM (SRKgf)

190 Fredo abstained! He fucked Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:15 PM (SjImc)

191 You must be "this tall" to be thrown in The Camps...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (qJhUV)

192 Fools don't know that people tend to lose height as they get older?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (tOcW/)

193 You tired of Winning yet?

Never.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (ul9CR)

194 The only person who purportedly ever saw the JEF's birf cert died in a plane wreck after the controversy.

Arkancide in Hawaii

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (TilR0)

195 Shoot, I'm way taller than him.

Posted by: JEB! On his tippy toes at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (RwwCT)

196 I mean, its just Politico but seriously, this guy is deranged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)

197 This UN thing is just horrible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (Nox3c)

198 Top 5 crookedest states (in no particular order)

Illinois
New York
Pennsylvania
Maryland
Louisiana

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (J8/9G)

199 I have had it. FUCK all the Jews who supported this Fuck. They are dead to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (SjImc)

200 177 Nope... Drivers License info is public domain... sort of...

Its so Car Insurance companies can check your record for tickets...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (qf6WZ)

When you apply for insurance you sign an agreement allowing them to check your driving record.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (mpXpK)

201 Fools don't know that people tend to lose height as they get older?

Evidently the concept is alien to this guy. We actually lose height as the day goes on as well. Your back compresses etc so when you wake up you're a little bit taller than when you go to bed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

202 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as P is for Psycho and The President's Neck is Missing.

Posted by: Troy McClure at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (iMxBJ)

203 Comet Pizza most relieved.

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (TilR0)

204 BIG NEWS REPORT at 6:00 p.m.-

Trump doesn't always have a serious expression. Sometimes he smiles as he wasn't doing in his license picture!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (tOcW/)

205 Remember when Jeb! got caught standing on his tippy-toes trying to look as tall as Trump during that pre-debate group candidate photo-op?

Heh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 02:18 PM (ul9CR)

206 Bust size?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 23, 2016 02:12 PM (FYrz1)

Okay that's a fair point.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 02:18 PM (dEQP3)

207 I think your driver's license is more private, with people able to access for specific reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)

208 There's a link on Drudge about leftards "Stockpiling Food, Guns".

So are we talking boxes upon boxes of Pop Tarts that they can bite into the shape of a gun?

Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:18 PM (77i7V)

209 CNN NEWS REPORT-

Trump looks older now than when his license photo was taken!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (tOcW/)

210 198
Top 5 crookedest states (in no particular order)

Illinois

New York

Pennsylvania

Maryland

Louisiana

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (J8/9G)

I would replace PA with NJ.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (mpXpK)

211 Obama college transcripts cast doubt on intelligence claims.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:15 PM (U6f54)

Oh, I thought the reason they were kept secret was that they would show he claimed to be foreign-born.

And that he's stupid.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (J8/9G)

212 171 For the love of all that's holy... seriously? Bleeping Fake News Media (FNM).

-
Alleged actress Maggie Gyrillahump explains why ~~Snakes~~ Muslims on a plane hoax wasn't fake news.

http://tinyurl.com/zct7nmo

It works in ALL situations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (vOSje)

213 We should compile a list of these "scoops" and at the end of each of the next 8 years have an awards ceremony for worst/best "scoop".

This one won't even make it in the top 25 the way the lib media is going now.

Posted by: Octiparan at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (b9JGJ)

214 91 What's the big deal?

I am 6'2" muscular, tanned and have a 14" cock
Posted by: Every Chat Room Guy at December 23, 2016 01:54 PM (/CIN4)

word

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 23, 2016 02:19 PM (TilR0)

215 God damn him.

Yeah, I know it's a sin to wish for someone's damnation.
So I take it back.
May God's justice reign down.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:20 PM (Nox3c)

216

VP Biden should not certify this election until we get to the bottom of this obvious fraud

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 23, 2016 02:20 PM (lKyWE)

217 I'm 5'10", except when I'm excited. Then I lean forward and am 6'2".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 23, 2016 02:20 PM (FYrz1)

218 Id like to see what that lying sack of shit Jimmy Carter's license says. Probably nothing on there about him pussing out to the iranians.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 23, 2016 02:20 PM (nFwvY)

219 Obama is getting his last burst of bitchy petulance out before he goes.

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (r/0kC)

220 See? I told you so!

Posted by: erick erick erickson at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (lJXY3)

221 Yeah, the lefty prepper/survivalist thing amuses me to no end.

I'm remembering some of the stuff my buds and I have done in that regard, like living out of a backpack for 9 days in the desert, and trying to picture *any* pajama boy lefty doing it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (ul9CR)

222
I would replace PA with NJ.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
--------------------

Or Va. Virginia certainly deserves to be on that list for NoVa alone.

Posted by: Chi at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (+jDlo)

223 US abstains on security council vote on settlements

Posted by: Fox2! at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (brIR5)

224 My dick license has a slight exaggeration, but it should be noted that my dick has to be licensed.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (zke7T)

225 Nobody paid me any attention when I warned you about the cocaine snorting cocksucker.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (TilR0)

226 rain

This is awful.
And Obama knows it can't be undone.
POS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (Nox3c)

227 LMFAO. I don't know if Vlad Putin was trolling or not, but in the letter he wrote to Trump, he addresses Trump as HIS EXCELLENCY DONALD TRUMP (Yes in all caps).

Posted by: Sick Pepe, with the flu at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (YaiCw)

228 Politico is to journalism as the Cleveland Browns are to football.

Posted by: haggis at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (vP09u)

229 189 Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton

Wait - yours wasn't taken away after your disastrous parking job?

http://people.com/politics/congresswoman-eleanor-holmes-norton-parking-job-video/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

Hell, that wasn't even parallel parking. That was just pulling into an angled space. Or should have been, at any rate.

-
The Russkis hacked her car.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (vOSje)

230 Boy, talking about grasping for straws, I am thankful we have the foreign media to keep us halfway informed on what is really important.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (qXNMu)

231 219 Obama is getting his last burst of bitchy petulance out before he goes.
Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:21 PM (r/0kC)

Yes, like trying to screw over Israel at the UN with sleazy backdoor shenanigans. Which Trump thwarted, despite, you know, not being President yet.

Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (iMxBJ)

232 Powers is now talking and fucking Israel more.

She went into this Admin to fuck Israel and is doing as she leaves. Moral Cowards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:23 PM (SjImc)

233 Every Chat Room Guy

I knew I was doing it wrong.

But still: pizzagate, totally crazy, conspiracy, nothing there, no reason to even consider investigating.

Height on an old driver's license: totally newsworthy, hard hitting investigation sure to get a pulitzer.

Riiiiight....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)

234 well now that the Fake News Media got that figured out Can't be far away from why Clinton Mafia "Arkancided" Seth Rich Right?

Right?

Right??

Right ???

Anyone Anyone ? Bueller ? Buehller ?

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 02:23 PM (y3aQB)

235 232 Powers is now talking and fucking Israel more.

She went into this Admin to fuck Israel and is doing as she leaves. Moral Cowards
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:23 PM (SjImc)

Wait, what? I thought Egypt agreed to hold off?

Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (iMxBJ)

236 #44 Hillary weighs a HALF TON? I'll go tell the news.

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (TilR0)

237 My dick license has a slight exaggeration, but it should be noted that my dick has to be licensed.

"License To Spill"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (J8/9G)

238 @BNONews 4m

UN Security Council adopts resolution demanding end to Israeli settlements; U.S. abstained and did not veto

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (ZBp8/)

239 I'm still impressed that he has a current driver's license.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (qXNMu)

240 The Russkis hacked her car.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:22 PM (vOSje)

Coulda been global warming.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (SRKgf)

241 I should market "Freeze Dried Vegan" meals to leftard preppers.

I'll just shrink wrap my grass clippings or something. They won't know the difference.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (ul9CR)

242 he addresses Trump as HIS EXCELLENCY DONALD TRUMP (Yes in all caps).

My guess is that its standard Russian courtesy and formality. And yes, believe it or not, they are really courteous people as a culture. Especially in a formal setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)

243 239 I'm still impressed that he has a current driver's license.

He won't be using it for the next four (hopefully eight) years.

I remember Bill Clinton saying he almost forgot how to drive while he was POTUS.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 23, 2016 02:25 PM (ul9CR)

244 I'll just shrink wrap my grass clippings or something. They won't know the difference.

I think there's real money there. And its not like they'll ever actually try to eat the stuff, so you'll never get busted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)

245 Obama's birth certificate casts doubt on eligibility claims.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:26 PM (U6f54)

246 This is surprising....not:

TEL AVIV --- The Obama administration secretly worked with the Palestinian
Authority to craft a "shameful" United Nations resolution behind
Israel's back, an Israeli official told reporters on Friday.

The official told Breitbart Jerusalem by email:

"President Obama and Secretary Kerry are behind this shameful move
against Israel at the UN. The US administration secretly cooked up with
the Palestinians an extreme anti Israeli resolution behind Israel's back
which would be a tailwind for terror and boycotts and effectively make
the Western Wall occupied Palestinian territory. President Obama could
declare his willingness to veto this resolution in an instant but
instead is pushing it. This is an abandonment of Israel which breaks
decades of US policy of protecting Israel at the UN and undermines the
prospects of working with the next administration of advancing peace."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)

247 I think it's safe to say that 70% of American Jews don't really give a sh*t about the security of Israel, just as 50% of American Catholics don't really care about 8-month fetuses being dismembered in the womb.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:26 PM (Nox3c)

248 238
@BNONews 4m

UN Security Council adopts resolution demanding end to Israeli settlements; U.S. abstained and did not veto

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (ZBp8/)

One way to look at that besides Choom is a muzzie asshole is so what. These resolutions are meaningless anyway if the US doesn't unilaterally enforce them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:26 PM (mpXpK)

249 Meanwhile I'm sitting here reading the West Hawaiian Today headlines. "Snow Closure"

Loving it

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2016 02:26 PM (RqlhY)

250 Obama's NCAA brackets cast doubts on sports knowledge claims.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:27 PM (U6f54)

251 My guess is that its standard Russian courtesy and formality. And yes, believe it or not, they are really courteous people as a culture. Especially in a formal setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)

I thought that discussions in Russia start with "motherfucker" and go downhill from there.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:27 PM (J8/9G)

252 I think it's photoshopped. And nobody at the DMV claims to have witnessed these dubious measurements.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2016 02:27 PM (2Mnv1)

253 201 We actually lose height as the day goes on as well. Your back compresses etc so when you wake up you're a little bit taller than when you go to bed.

---

The first thing I notice in the morning is how much, ahem, "taller" I am.

See what I did there? I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about my dick!

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 23, 2016 02:27 PM (zke7T)

254 Obama's golf scorecards casts doubt on honesty claims.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (U6f54)

255 #RealHightTruth
There are a few leftists I want to measure because they seem to come up small.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (5sOEp)

256 UN Security Council adopts resolution demanding end to Israeli settlements; U.S. abstained and did not veto

In breaking news, the UN Security Council also adopted a resolution demanding that pi be exactly 3.

They're considering whether to repeal the law of gravity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (SRKgf)

257 Check out Hillary's bush for eye color coordination.

haw haw

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (TilR0)

258 Russians have two words for "you" one of which you only use with people you have gotten to know and have a relationship of some level with. The other is more formal and used with strangers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)

259 254 Obama's golf scorecards casts doubt on honesty claims.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (U6f54)[//i]

The numbers there are logarithms. Ya gotta read the fine print.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:29 PM (SRKgf)

260 oops

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:29 PM (SRKgf)

261 244 I'll just shrink wrap my grass clippings or something. They won't know the difference.

I think there's real money there. And its not like they'll ever actually try to eat the stuff, so you'll never get busted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------------------

Call it "Free Range Kale" and you'll have to start collecting your neighbors' clippings, too.
You'll be a millionaire by Inauguration Day.

Posted by: Chi at December 23, 2016 02:29 PM (+jDlo)

262 Since Donald's hight is in question can Baraks college documents be far behind then?

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (5sOEp)

263 198 Top 5 crookedest states (in no particular order)

Illinois
New York
Pennsylvania
Maryland
Louisiana
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM
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What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: California at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (TilR0)

264 18
>> Oh EFF me running!

I've never actually tried that. I suppose it could be interesting.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (TppKb)

It's.....tricky.

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (Enq6K)

265 Evidently the concept is alien to this guy. We actually lose height as the day goes on as well. Your back compresses etc so when you wake up you're a little bit taller than when you go to bed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

Hillary loses a great deal of height every time she falls off the barstool.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (s7vJs)

266 The U.S. abstained on the Israel vote? Are you kidding me? Get him out. Get him out now. All he is going to do between now and Inauguration Day is BAD THINGS ON PURPOSE.

He is a ...... I can't say it. It's Christmas. Fill in the blank.

Posted by: grammie winger - For unto us a Child is born at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (dFi94)

267 263 198 Top 5 crookedest states (in no particular order)
Illinois
New York
Pennsylvania
Maryland
Louisiana
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:17 PM
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: California at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (TilR0)

I think MA should get at least an honorable mention.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:31 PM (SRKgf)

268 263

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: California at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (TilR0)

You don't hold a candle to the outright corruption of those States if NJ replaces PA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:31 PM (mpXpK)

269 Hey, Schmuck! Schmucky Tumor! Obozo just schlonged you up the poop chute!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2016 02:31 PM (vOSje)

270 Trump is 6"6' when he's wearing his pimp shoes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 02:31 PM (kTF2Z)

271 Russians have two words for "you" one of which you only use with people you have gotten to know and have a relationship of some level with. The other is more formal and used with strangers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So does almost every language on earth except for English.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:32 PM (ZBp8/)

272 "Just talk to the GOP candidate Obama beat in Illinois. Sealed divorced records saw the light of day POOF "

Nerdish point of order, because it's actually worse.

It was a child custody proceeding in CA. Jack Ryan's wife was strapping her Star Trek producer. So she embellished some stories. Records were released by a D judge in CA over the objections of father, mother and child (which is unheard of). Axelrod has as much as admitted that he got his old cronies at the Chicago Tribune to be the front.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 02:32 PM (SIY7D)

273 FBN is reporting that Jimmy Carter is the only past president to RSVP that he'll be at the inauguration. GHW Bush decline because of age. Clinton and GW Bush haven't responded yet.

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 02:32 PM (Enq6K)

274 He is a ...... I can't say it. It's Christmas. Fill in the blank.

sucker of cock?

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 02:33 PM (/CIN4)

275 What's more I have lived in all of those States except LA and my little brother has lived there and he gave me the real data on them. And I have lived in CA too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:33 PM (mpXpK)

276 Since height is going to be determinative of Presidenting, we are safe for all time from that weasel Robert Reich.

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2016 02:33 PM (TilR0)

277 Trump could be 4' 10" and he'd still be bigger than Darren Samuelsohn.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:33 PM (J8/9G)

278 So does almost every language on earth except for English.

English kind of does, just not officially. There's "you" and then when you get to know them well its "hey f***head!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)

279 My NY driver's license gives my height when I was 16 too

Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2016 02:34 PM (2gGwJ)

280 273 Fuck GW,he can stay home.Hillary will be home,drinking heavily(not really different from any other day actually)

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:34 PM (r/0kC)

281 This heightal appropriation will Not Stand!

Posted by: Manute Bol at December 23, 2016 02:34 PM (EZDs2)

282 Casting couch resistance is futile.

Posted by: 7 of 69 at December 23, 2016 02:35 PM (Tyii7)

283 He is a ...... I can't say it. It's Christmas. Fill in the blank.

Posted by: grammie winger - For unto us a Child is born at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (dFi94)

Not yet, you got 2 days....so say away!

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 02:35 PM (Enq6K)

284 I would imagine that Clinton would not come. It would be unseemly. So, yeah, he'll probably come.

Posted by: grammie winger - For unto us a Child is born at December 23, 2016 02:35 PM (dFi94)

285 By the way, remember that asinine video of an angry looking woman being catcalled in NYC?

Here's another woman doing the same thing, but she responds back and its hilarious

https://youtu.be/35KqGNa1FGA

Seriously, I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)

286
What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: California at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (TilR0)

Sorry but you don't have that good ole timey union corruption like they do in the east coast and mid-wetsern states.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (lKyWE)

287 258 Russians have two words for "you" one of which you only use with people you have gotten to know and have a relationship of some level with. The other is more formal and used with strangers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
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I think that is true of all Indo-European languages, whether Slavic, Celtic, Germanic, or Romance, etc.

English is the exception --- or rather Modern English, since we USED to have "thee/thou/thy" as the intimate 2nd person.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (Nox3c)

288 The U.S. abstained?

Did Secretary of State Kerry forget how many times he had to paw at the dirt with his front hoof?

Posted by: Furious George at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (77i7V)

289 Doesn't matter what the UN does now. Israel is about to get her big brother back.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (kTF2Z)

290 My driver's license says that I have brown eyes, but they're really more of a hazel. SHOCKING!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (tOcW/)

291 284 I would imagine that Clinton would not come. It would be unseemly. So, yeah, he'll probably come.

-------------

unless the plumbing is failing I'm pretty sure he will come.....

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (/CIN4)

292 media delenda est. Just sayin'

Posted by: vivi at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (11H2y)

293 re 212: the headline from weaselzippers:

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal: Man's Lie About Being Thrown Off Plane For Speaking Arabic Not Fake, But 'Performance On Racism'

[in other words, new excuse for same old crap]

Posted by: mallfly the elder at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (b7fwp)

294 And the media covers up for pedophiles.

https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/anneke-lucass-harrowing-tale-of-sex-trafficking-am/

Posted by: Sick Pepe, with the flu at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (YaiCw)

295 Not that it really matters, but I met him at a party and spoke to him for 1/2 an hour or so. I'm 6 foot 1.5 and he's at least an inch taller than me. But I don't think this will be the last time the media will be experiencing a rounding error over the next 4 years.

Posted by: Tom at December 23, 2016 02:37 PM (pimzH)

296 Seriously, I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)

Is that the one with the creep following her for twenty minutes?

If so, yeah, LOL'd a lot at that one.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 02:38 PM (2x9LM)

297 hey, you want to hear something, something fantastic, something that will make you stand up and cheer, like when you saw "billy jack" only better?

jackie mason epic, nay, epoch, anti-anti-trump rant via breitbart. extraordinary!

go see it. today!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 23, 2016 02:38 PM (WTSFk)

298 I grew up in PA. There, the terms "state senator" and "indicted" or "convicted" are never far apart.

Still, NJ has some fine, upstanding statesmen to its credit: Harrison Williams, Frank Hague, Robert Menendez, every mayor of Camden...

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:38 PM (J8/9G)

299 What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: California at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (TilR0)

Hell, we sent Harry Reid to DC.

Pikers...

Posted by: Nevada at December 23, 2016 02:38 PM (/CIN4)

300 And FFS. Some of my medical records list me as 5'1" which no. No, not so much.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (dEQP3)

Your doctor lets you carry a stepstool into the examination room?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2016 02:38 PM (dqxMS)

301 289 Doesn't matter what the UN does now. Israel is about to get her big brother back.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 02:36 PM (kTF2Z)
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For 4 years.
The Left plays the long game.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (Nox3c)

302 MAJOR NEWS STORY FROM "TIME" REPORTER

Donald Trump does not have the same hair color now as he has in his drivers license photo!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (tOcW/)

303 NV is run by the mob. They have to keep in clean.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

304 if you photoshopped Trump's birth certificate to say his real last name was Soetero, the MSM would spray glitter in their own faces.

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (dAFAg)

305 Well that is a big ole F! U! to Israel on Hannakuh Eve.

Be interested in what Trump will say. Will anyone realize that Trump is the normal person, and Obama isn't?

Posted by: rd at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (iT57s)

306 Dubya said not one word when he was trashed repeatedly by Obama and the Dems.

But he's going to decline to go to the Inauguration because Trump said mean things about Jebbie? Tradition apparently doesn't matter in this case.

The Bushes, like the GOPe generally are quite forgiving of Dem insults and slights. They want to delegitimatize Trump's win as much as the Dems do. And GW should understand that that is a dangerous thing - no matter what his feelings about Trump might be.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (s7vJs)

307 Now that snopes has been exposed as thoroughly untrustworthy I fully expect facebook to give them the keys to the kingdom. Because if you can't trust someone who'll show you their asshole for a dollar, who can you trust?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (nFwvY)

308 Is that the one with the creep following her for twenty minutes?

Yeah I dunno who the girl is but she's hilarious, I love how the guys react when she calls them on their game they are totally unprepared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)

309 I can't wait to hear what Lena Dunham said today.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (ZBp8/)

310 I am seething - every American jew (NOT a typo) who voted for Obama *owns* this.

I am ashamed to call them fellow MotT.

Posted by: ibguy at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (vUcdz)

311 After the United States abstained from voting, the U.N. Security Council on Friday passed a resolution demanding Israel stop building settlements on occupied Palestinian territory, a reversal of U.S. practice to protect Israel from United Nations action.

The resolution was put forward at the 15-member council for a vote on Friday by New Zealand, Malaysia, Venezuela and Senegal a day after Egypt withdrew it under pressure from Israel and U.S. President-elect Donald Trump. Israel and Trump had called on the United States to veto the measure.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-palestinians-un-idUSKBN14C1IV

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 23, 2016 02:41 PM (R+30W)

312 For 4 years.
The Left plays the long game.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (Nox3c)

Point taken, but I'm hoping it'll be for longer than that.

If Hill had won, Israel would be truly screwed.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:41 PM (s7vJs)

313 But he's going to decline to go to the Inauguration because Trump said mean things about Jebbie? Tradition apparently doesn't matter in this case.

I really like that Trump annoys the elites so much. Both sides of the uniparty despise him, that's a huge plus in my book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+)

314 NV is run by the mob. They have to keep in clean.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

Used to be that the safest neighborhood in the city was run by the Mafia.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:43 PM (J8/9G)

315 Fuck you New Zealland!

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:43 PM (r/0kC)

316 FFS!

@thegoldfarb 13m

Samantha Power lamenting UN's anti-Israel bias after abstaining on anti-Israel resolution is perfect epilogue for her tenure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (ZBp8/)

317
Finally!! Finally the MFM is concentrating on solid news! Had this been know prior to the election the Beast would have won at least 50 states maybe even all 57

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (auHtY)

318
NV is run by the mob. They have to keep in clean.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

Actually its not.I lived in Vegas for a couple of years and the older Vegas natives all complained about how it was a much better town when the mob ran it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

319 Duke Lowell is whatever the hell height he says he is.
He has a son at the Naval Academy.

And Deplorable Jay? He will never be Secretary of State.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (H5rtT)

320 Abstaining was the most cowardly option,so of course that was what Obama chose.

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (r/0kC)

321 Who cares about a stupid resolution?

Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2016 02:45 PM (q177U)

322 The Drudge liberals buying guns is BS. The spike in Black Friday gun sales was due to a number of of us on the right buying guns in celebration, not just because a bunch of leftists ran out and bought guns.
The article also says we have gone to sleep while the dems are waking up and getting ready to fight. Pulease.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 23, 2016 02:45 PM (0x/TW)

323 18 >> Oh EFF me running!

I've never actually tried that. I suppose it could be interesting.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2016 01:38 PM (TppKb)

The first time I heard that expression, it was "Well, EFF me running backwards!" I must have been speechless a full 2 minutes.

Posted by: fly gal at December 23, 2016 02:46 PM (8TdcF)

324 Actually its not.I lived in Vegas for a couple of years and the older Vegas natives all complained about how it was a much better town when the mob ran it

They're corrupt scumbags, but the mob does keep things orderly and running well. Its all about the money. Troublemakers are dealt with suddenly and permanently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)

325 Hillary lost 2"when she hit that glass ceiling but she doesn't drive so it doesn't matter.

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2016 02:46 PM (TilR0)

326 And FFS. Some of my medical records list me as 5'1" which no. No, not so much.

Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at December 23, 2016 01:41 PM (dEQP3)

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Question from the back;

What keeps you from tipping forward?

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (/CIN4)

327 Fredo abstained! He fucked Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2016 02:15 PM (SjImc)

Did you expect anything different? He's going to go out in blaze of flaming glory doing as much damage as he can

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (auHtY)

328 318 Actually its not.I lived in Vegas for a couple of
years and the older Vegas natives all complained about how it was a much
better town when the mob ran it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

When did the mob move out? I thought that was what had been keeping Dirty Hairy in office. I guess it happened when Moe Green got something in his eye.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (mpXpK)

329 I suspect they think they have found Trump's Achille's Id or something. Idiots.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (wQZbO)

330 57 >>Yup. Scandal after scandal. Smallish medium hand now this. Next you will see he is hiding his eye color.

Like Hillary? Brown eyes she hid w/blue contacts for years. Not sure why...

Posted by: Lizzy

She identifies as blue-eyed.

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (iWW0H)

331 How dare those joos build settlements on their own land!

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (r/0kC)

332 The EXTRA INCH woz Hacked Off by CNN Cock Nick Nobbers

Posted by: saf at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (+zN6H)

333 >>The U.S. abstained?

Apparently the US helped write the resolution with the Palestinians (per post at Breitbart), which makes them abstaining even worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

334 YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD SEE MY SCHLONG!

Posted by: The Donald at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (DrC22)

335 Yeah I dunno who the girl is but she's hilarious, I love how the guys react when she calls them on their game they are totally unprepared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)

Yep

Will you marry me?

*silence*

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (2x9LM)

336 "Who cares about a stupid resolution?"

It's akin to a court ruling, so it can have serious effects on international proceedings. A ruling that neither Israel nor the US can undo.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (SIY7D)

337 THIS! THIS !is why everyone should get a degree in journalism-even if it means going into debt-so you can be admired and respected for such hard hitting news such as Trumps is actually an inch shorter than he claimed to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (tOcW/)

338 >>Fredo abstained! He fucked Israel.

His Minions had a hand in writing that Resolution. I guaran-fucking-tee it.

His is, and always has been Rashid Khalidi's Dancing Boy.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (4uaSQ)

339 The Drudge liberals buying guns is BS.

Yep.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 23, 2016 02:48 PM (Tyii7)

340 Did you expect anything different? He's going to go out in blaze of flaming glory doing as much damage as he can

Well, "flaming" sort of fits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 02:49 PM (4WhSY)

341 Corporations run all the casinos in Vegas now, they talked about it at the end of the film Casino, actually. The mob didn't have the really wild concept casinos, they just had smaller, simpler ones.

And when you get down onto the floor? They're all the same anyway, ugly, nasty, and laid out exactly the same. The same cigarette girls walking around who look like they wish they could just slit their wrists, the same look of misery and desperation on the face of the people, the same atmosphere of failure and disaster.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:49 PM (39g3+)

342
Oooooooh! Line up for your Pulitzer Prizes, asshats!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 02:49 PM (BK3ZS)

343 Sorry, we're out of the Tropicana.

Can I bring you some Minute-Maid?

Posted by: Moe Green's Waitress at December 23, 2016 02:49 PM (4uaSQ)

344 What does HRC use for an ID, since she hasn't driven in 30 years?

Posted by: TooLazyToNomDePlume at December 23, 2016 02:50 PM (moJ2u)

345 The article also says we have gone to sleep while the dems are waking up and getting ready to fight. Pulease.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 23, 2016 02:45 PM (0x/TW)

How can we possibly sleep with the Left screaming in our ears?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:50 PM (s7vJs)

346 The daft trout at the DMV never got my eye colors right.

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at December 23, 2016 02:50 PM (+kwUl)

347 Actually its not.I lived in Vegas for a couple of years and the older Vegas natives all complained about how it was a much
better town when the mob ran it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

There was a show on years ago interviewing entertainers about old Vegas. Joan Rivers said it was much better when the mob ran it. Everything was done with a hand shake and they honored that. And you could go out and any time of night and were safe because "the boys" didn't want anyone messing with people.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2016 02:51 PM (auHtY)

348 What does HRC use for an ID, since she hasn't driven in 30 years?

Cash. Lots of laundered cash.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2016 02:51 PM (8zL5i)

349 Israeli needs to change the terminology.

No more "settlements."

Call them "Anti-Homeless Initiatives."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2016 02:52 PM (4AVeu)

350 344 What does HRC use for an ID, since she hasn't driven in 30 years?

Posted by: TooLazyToNomDePlume at December 23, 2016 02:50 PM (moJ2u)

She just pulls out her bottle of hot sauce. Since she's the only white woman in America who carries hot sauce in her purse, it's a surefire identifier.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 02:52 PM (s7vJs)

351 Thank God for Politico.

My old license and military ID both show different heights. I don't go around lying about my height, but I think that it is important to note I think this is probably pretty normal for people to not always state an exact height.

Posted by: KremlinTriggerChick at December 23, 2016 02:52 PM (zQ+4W)

352 What does HRC use for an ID, since she hasn't driven in 30 years?

She threatens to show a cankle, and everyone dives for cover.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 02:53 PM (4WhSY)

353 KimDotcom
23/12/16 14:46
Merry Christmas @HillaryClinton
Enjoy our gift: #Retirement

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 02:53 PM (y3aQB)

354 And Deplorable Jay? He will never be Secretary of State.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 23, 2016 02:44 PM (H5rtT)

And I was SO looking forward to being addressed as "Madam Secretary." /sniff

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:53 PM (SRKgf)

355 The guy who followed Obama's order to abstain on the UN resolution should be driven from this country and Trump should publicly tell him to be out of the country before he is sworn in. The left should pay a personal price for helping Obama to betray Israel.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 23, 2016 02:53 PM (9qei7)

356 And when you get down onto the floor? They're all the same anyway, ugly, nasty, and laid out exactly the same. The same cigarette girls walking around who look like they wish they could just slit their wrists, the same look of misery and desperation on the face of the people, the same atmosphere of failure and disaster.

... The same douchebag guys. Fake Eiffel Towers, fake castles, fake Statues of Liberty, fake body parts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:54 PM (J8/9G)

357 What does HRC use for an ID, since she hasn't driven in 30 years?

Last empty Vodka bottle /

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 02:54 PM (y3aQB)

358 I've seen the people measuring for accuracy at the NY DMV. Top Men...Top Men. This is a huge story. Caught red-handed...

Posted by: Timon at December 23, 2016 02:54 PM (27k1O)

359 The Inauguration's going to be fun. The Obamas sitting there pouting, the press having a fainting spell....good times!

Posted by: Caliban at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (DrC22)

360
Im now convinced our Republic is going to have a divorce. The divide cannot continue.

The only question is will it be messy or amicable.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (JmjOe)

361
When did the mob move out? I thought that was what had been keeping Dirty Hairy in office. I guess it happened when Moe Green got something in his eye.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:47 PM (mpXpK)

Its all big corporate gaming now,they can buy off politicians in a way the mob never could.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (lKyWE)

362 There was a show on years ago interviewing entertainers about old Vegas. Joan Rivers said it was much better when the mob ran it. Everything was done with a hand shake and they honored that. And you could go out and any time of night and were safe because "the boys" didn't want anyone messing with people.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2016 02:51 PM (auHtY)

It was better then. The mob took a dim view of muggers, etc., figuring that muggers were cutting into their take. Apparently no small number of petty criminals found their way to shallow graves out in the desert. Of course, by then, the bottom of Lake Mead was probably SRO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (SRKgf)

363 There was a show on years ago interviewing entertainers about old Vegas. Joan Rivers said it was much better when the mob ran it. Everything was done with a hand shake and they honored that. And you could go out and any time of night and were safe because "the boys" didn't want anyone messing with people.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

And people wonder why most of human history is replete with evil people doing evil things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (ZBp8/)

364 Hillary uses a bottle of hot sauce, she carries one everywhere in her purse!

You know, the natural thing to do at that point would be to open your purse and say "see" but no, she just made that stupid lying crap up on the spot to pander and the hosts just laughed uncomfortably and went on as if she didn't just take a steaming dump on the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)

365 335 Yeah I dunno who the girl is but she's hilarious, I love how the guys react when she calls them on their game they are totally unprepared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)

Shannon Burke

Here she is "If Tinder ran commercials."

http://tinyurl.com/hvbc5rx

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 02:56 PM (2x9LM)

366 The same douchebag guys. Fake Eiffel Towers, fake castles, fake Statues of Liberty, fake body parts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 02:54 PM (J8/9G)

Vegas strip is a depressing place. Sad to see most of the people in the casinos.

Posted by: Timon at December 23, 2016 02:56 PM (27k1O)

367 I would like to know where that copy of his license came from. It's a criminal offense to copy or post someone's drivers license.

If these people want to undermine the law for their own political exploitations. They better put on their big boy pants.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2016 02:56 PM (jS72a)

368 Im now convinced our Republic is going to have a divorce. The divide cannot continue.

The only question is will it be messy or amicable.

Once the left figures out we're taking all the productive people, very messy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 02:56 PM (4WhSY)

369 When did the mob move out?

I believe the DoJ busted their balls over skimming at the casinos and forced them to divest their holdings.

Don't remember when. Maybe the 80s?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 02:57 PM (SRKgf)

370 308 Yeah I dunno who the girl is but she's hilarious, I love how the guys react when she calls them on their game they are totally unprepared.

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They're not unprepared. They're part of the act. It's a step-by-step spoof of the original.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 23, 2016 02:57 PM (zke7T)

371 I heard the Beach Boys are considering playing at the inauguration.

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 02:58 PM (Enq6K)

372 366 Vegas strip is a depressing place. Sad to see most of the people in the casinos.

Posted by: Timon at December 23, 2016 02:56 PM (27k1O)

I always thought Reno was better than Vegas. There was a lot more to do around Reno and there were more cheap blackjack tables in Reno.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:58 PM (mpXpK)

373 He is a ...... I can't say it. It's Christmas. Fill in the blank.

Posted by: grammie winger - For unto us a Child is born at December 23, 2016 02:30 PM (dFi94)

SCOAMT. He's not a failure (sadly) but he certainly is a traitor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2016 02:58 PM (sEDyY)

374 The left should pay a personal price for helping Obama ~~to betray Israel.~~

No reason to be so limiting.

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2016 02:58 PM (3Liv/)

375 I made up side trip one time up the mountain to the tourist trap at VA City. Even if it was a tourist trap it was fun. Air was kinda thin though.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 02:59 PM (mpXpK)

376 https://youtu.be/XqmmEso_2sI

Trump driving with Barron, Melanie filming

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2016 03:00 PM (iynDC)

377 Just got back from the last little bit of Christmas shopping (thank God that's done). The liquor store was absolutely packed.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 23, 2016 03:00 PM (GUBah)

378 The divide cannot continue.

The only question is will it be messy or amicable.

And, apparently, whether it's 6'2 or 6'3.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 23, 2016 03:01 PM (H5rtT)

379 Don't understand why the NHL is expanding to Las Vegas. They should be cutting the league down to 24.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 03:01 PM (SIY7D)

380 https://tinyurl.com/zz5tah6

As Democrats ponder their future, Joe Biden makes a plea for a focus on the middle class

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 03:02 PM (y3aQB)

381
I made up side trip one time up the mountain to the tourist trap at VA
City. Even if it was a tourist trap it was fun. Air was kinda thin
though.

Been there twice. Once because Papa Basura decided we all needed to take an interest in his obsession. The second time to spread his ashes between the rails of the train they operate for tourists. BTW, you're not supposed to do that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 03:03 PM (4WhSY)

382 Don't understand why the NHL is expanding to Las Vegas.

Yeah of any sport that should not be expanding, its Hockey. But they still all make some money and I guess its good enough for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

383 The only question is will it be messy or amicable.

Frankly, if progs want to riot and burn down cities, it's no skin off my nose. I don't go downtown but once a year, if then.

If they're gonna pull off that shit around here, they'll be shot. Capisce?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 03:03 PM (J8/9G)

384
Don't understand why the NHL is expanding to Las Vegas. They should be cutting the league down to 24.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 03:01 PM (SIY7D)

Doesn't make senseYou can't bet on local teams in Vegas

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 03:03 PM (lKyWE)

385 As Democrats ponder their future, Joe Biden makes a plea for a focus on the middle class

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 03:02 PM (y3aQB)

He shouldn't refer to "the middle class." That'll just confuse Democrats. If he referred to "the bourgeoisie," THEN they'd nod knowingly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 03:04 PM (SRKgf)

386 So that means he'll either be 6 ' 2 " or 6 ' 3 " when he is INAUGURATED BITCHEZZZZ

Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:04 PM (EdXI9)

387
We've gone Wikileaks on Trump's ass.
Next up:
Shoe size and weight.

Posted by: Politico at December 23, 2016 03:04 PM (yfObW)

388 Man, I hate slow news fridays.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (ZBp8/)

389 I doubt that we're going to have a national divorce. Give me one plausible scenario for how it happens.

The EU may break up, but there's a different dynamic going on there. Britain's leaving is easy because Britain was never fully in, having kept the pound. Wait until the EU nations have to figure out the bar tab for their common debts when they split up.

The US sucks, but most of the rest of the World sucks more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (SIY7D)

390 "The license was released to POLITICO by the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control through an open-records request related to the central Virginia winery that's owned by Trump and run by his son Eric."

That's how they got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

391 https://tinyurl.com/jspv5cf

Germany is FUBARed

Posted by: Evilpens at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (y3aQB)

392 Hey Journolisters:

Haaaaaaaa hahahahaha haaa haha haaaaaaaa

I can't breathe

Haaaaa haha ha hahaaaaaaaaa

Go find a barn, fix it up and put on a show

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (8NRzt)

393 You know what I notice? 8 fucking years for a license to expire in New York? Mine expires every 3 - 4.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

394 Wow! I am surprised I have not been banned ever since my meltdown on Sunday night. I was, regrettably, a complete jackwad to Ace and the Horde. I appreciate the mercy. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I am so grateful I did not get exiled to Peruvia.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (EZWNE)

395 Biden: the Rain Man of the Democrat Party

think of him as a stopped clock

Posted by: Billy Occam at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (ihtYN)

396 wonder if I can teach Siri to spell Melania properly.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (iynDC)

397 President Elect's Height: #RealScandal

Four Dead Americans: #FakeScandal

Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (EdXI9)

398
What side does he dress on?
Stay tuned.

Posted by: Politico at December 23, 2016 03:07 PM (yfObW)

399 390
"The license was released to POLITICO by the Virginia Department of
Alcoholic Beverage Control through an open-records request related to
the central Virginia winery that's owned by Trump and run by his son
Eric."

That's how they got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

Still covered by the federal privacy act law even if they do have a Democrat gov. But they did delete out a bunch of stuff.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:07 PM (mpXpK)

400
Of all the deplorable things Trump might have done, lying about his height is one slot removed from the worst.

Proof is left to the reader as to what one thing would have been worse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (BK3ZS)

401 393
You know what I notice? 8 fucking years for a license to expire in New York? Mine expires every 3 - 4.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

If you have less than 4 points on your license here you can get them for 5 or 10 years, your choice. Until you hit 70.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mpXpK)

402 I doubt that we're going to have a national divorce. Give me one plausible scenario for how it happens.

Best I can do on short notice. We have 8 or 16 years of relative growth in prosperity and freedom. Left comes back into power and tries to re-0bama-ize the country. States say, "F that, we're bailing". Only plausible due to vagueness.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (4WhSY)

403 372 Vic - I agree w/ you re: Reno! Fun place - Reno 911 was a documentary. Plus wonderful Lake Tahoe is nearby.

Posted by: Hoss Cartwright at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (+kwUl)

404 Proof is left to the reader as to what one thing would have been worse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (BK3ZS)

Saying he wears boxers when he really wears briefs?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (s7vJs)

405 The EU may break up, but there's a different dynamic going on there. Britain's leaving is easy because Britain was never fully in, having kept the pound. Wait until the EU nations have to figure out the bar tab for their common debts when they split up.

The US sucks, but most of the rest of the World sucks more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (SIY7D)

This.

I can't wait until the EU has to settle up between its members. The negotiations over the exchange rate of the euro to the new national currencies is going to be epic. Definite PPV material.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 03:10 PM (SRKgf)

406 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (EZWNE)

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Man, I miss all the good stuff. What did you do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

407 I will tell you with all honesty, I am 6 foot 1.5 inches while barefoot, give or take a millimeter here or there depending if I am slouching. For most of my life I have been humble and if asked my height I would say 6'1". I would round down, because 6'1" is plenty tall. But then the entire male population rounds up. And by rounding up, I mean they round up from 5'10" to 6 feet and from 5'10.5" to 6'1". At some point I got sick and tried of people who were clearly several inches shorter than me claiming to be as tall. So, in my 40's I decided to start rounding up to 6'2". If you found an old drivers license it would say 6'1" if you look at my current one it would say 6'2". I did not get taller, but I'm not really lying about my height -- at least I am much less so than those who are 5'9" and give themselves the benefit of their boots to get them tantalizingly close to the magic height of 6 feet and say, "what the hell."

Posted by: tommylotto at December 23, 2016 03:10 PM (A3a8d)

408 This sh*t is how you know none of them actually believe he's Hitler. Would you f*ck around with Hitler's driver's license?

Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:11 PM (EdXI9)

409 I can't wait until the EU has to settle up between its members. The
negotiations over the exchange rate of the euro to the new national
currencies is going to be epic. Definite PPV material.

Someone's going to walk away pissed from that. Seeds for the next great European war?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 03:11 PM (4WhSY)

410 The funny part is how every single comment on that tweet - all 390something of them - mocks him. Absolutely laughing in his face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)

411 Trump (the liar about his height) is playing golf with a black man today in Florida...(Tiger) Does that make the left feel any better, probably not!

Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (ogUTd)

412 403
372 Vic - I agree w/ you re: Reno! Fun place - Reno 911 was a documentary. Plus wonderful Lake Tahoe is nearby.

Posted by: Hoss Cartwright at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (+kwUl)

Yeah, and I drove by the location where they used to shoot the outdoor scenes for the Ponderosa ranch house one time. Didn't stop though.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (mpXpK)

413
If you have less than 4 points on your license here you can get them for 5 or 10 years, your choice. Until you hit 70.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (mpXpK)

Starting at age 70 they laser engrave your license in the finest granite, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (BK3ZS)

414 390 "The license was released to POLITICO by the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control through an open-records request related to the central Virginia winery that's owned by Trump and run by his son Eric."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)
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Ah. Terry McSleazeball handed it to them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2016 03:13 PM (Nox3c)

415 393 You know what I notice? 8 fucking years for a license to expire in New York? Mine expires every 3 - 4.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

It's 8 years in Wisconsin too. Isn't it something like 15 or 20 years in Arizona, so as not to disqualify all the old snowbirds there?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 03:13 PM (s7vJs)

416 Someone's going to walk away pissed from that. Seeds for the next great European war?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 03:11 PM (4WhSY)

My guess - everybody's going to walk away from that pissed about something. I think it's almost inevitable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2016 03:13 PM (SRKgf)

417
Saying he wears boxers when he really wears briefs?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 03:09 PM (s7vJs)

It s entirely up to each one of us, as responsible adults, to decide what would be worse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:14 PM (BK3ZS)

418 413 Starting at age 70 they laser engrave your license in the finest granite, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (BK3ZS)

LOL, I think you have to go in more often to be "checked". I will find out soon enough.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:14 PM (mpXpK)

419 It's 8 years in Wisconsin too. Isn't it something like 15 or 20 years
in Arizona, so as not to disqualify all the old snowbirds there?

If you're under 65 the license is issued with your 65th birthday as an expiration date.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2016 03:15 PM (4WhSY)

420
Man, I miss all the good stuff. What did you do?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

Seriously, it was so shameful, stupid and out of control that I am embarassed to talk about. The only (lousy) excuse I have for it is that time I did it is about when my happy pills change shifts, and the next crew had not arrived yet.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:15 PM (EZWNE)

421 390 "The license was released to POLITICO by the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control through an open-records request related to the central Virginia winery that's owned by Trump and run by his son Eric."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

I tried to find a bottle of Trump wine, but the PA state liquor stores don't carry it. F'n commies.

Posted by: rickl at December 23, 2016 03:16 PM (zoehZ)

422 If I still lived in GA since I am a veteran I could get a license good for life.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mpXpK)

423
Waiting for public release of MFM reporters' licenses so that we can lard our asses off at what they report their weights to be.

Waaaaay more under than overs, I'd bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:17 PM (BK3ZS)

424
larf, not lard, but that kind of works...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:17 PM (BK3ZS)

425 Seriously, it was so shameful, stupid and out of control that I am embarassed to talk about.
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Are you sure you've been to AoS before? It doesn't work like this.

Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:17 PM (EdXI9)

426 For most of my life I have been humble and if asked my height I would say 6'1". I would round down, because 6'1" is plenty tall. But then the entire male population rounds up.

Yeah, I've had a similar path. I am 72.5" tall. You don't say "I'm six foot and a half inch". You add half inches if you're 5'7" or 5'10".

In fact, I forgot my extra half inch for 20 years until I got measured. Now I'll say not quite 6'1" or about 6'1", to avoid lying but to state factually that I am taller than the dividing line.

Yes, it's a dividing line. Tall is over 6', short is under 6'. It's binary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 23, 2016 03:18 PM (mgbwf)

427 Its kind of hilarious to me, Trump tweets about increasing our nuclear stockpile (kind of pointless to me, although replacing and upgrading would be good), and the left acts like they choked on a bee.

Meanwhile everyone else... crickets. Nobody gives a crap. One posted sarcastically comparing "having a server" vs "nuclear apocalypse" and Takei (yeah, big shock) whined about his "aunt and nephew being burnt dead in a ditch in Nagasaki" and how horrible it is Trump wants more nukes.

Nobody else is even talking about it. Even the press really isn't engaging.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:18 PM (39g3+)

428
Yeah, and I drove by the location where they used to shoot the outdoor scenes for the Ponderosa ranch house one time. Didn't stop though.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:12 PM (mpXpK)

My family took a vaction through the Sierra Nevadas when I was young and we stopped there.I was crushed to learn that it was all fake and there was no Cartwright family.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 03:19 PM (lKyWE)

429
it was so shameful, stupid and out of control

If you're not firing on at least two out of those three, then you have no business being here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2016 03:19 PM (BK3ZS)

430 Seriously, it was so shameful, stupid and out of control that I am embarassed to talk about.

Probably not outside one standard deviation of the usual commentary hereabouts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 03:20 PM (J8/9G)

431 Nobody else is even talking about it. Even the press really isn't engaging.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:18 PM (39g3+)

The MSM has their panties in a bunch about Putin...If Hillary had gotten a letter from Putin, they would be wanting her to get the Peace Prize...

Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2016 03:20 PM (ogUTd)

432 Are you sure you've been to AoS before? It doesn't work like this.
Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:17 PM (EdXI9)

It was truly despicable. I called Ace and commenters cowards hiding behind anonymity. Then I told Ace to f*** off. Why I am not banned is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:22 PM (EZWNE)

433 @realDonaldTrump

12m

As to the U.N., things will be different after Jan. 20th.

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2016 03:22 PM (Enq6K)

434
Letting Iran build nuclear weapons = preventing war

Trump modernizing our nuclear arsenal = starting new arms race

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2016 03:22 PM (lKyWE)

435 I tried to find a bottle of Trump wine, but the PA state liquor stores don't carry it. F'n commies.
Posted by: rickl at December 23, 2016 03:16 PM (zoehZ)
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I had some Trump wine on Saturday night - it was good. A friend of ours who knows about such things said Trump bought one of the better Virginia wineries, in Charlottesville.

Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2016 03:23 PM (sBOL1)

436 rickl, Trump Winery sells on-line. Prices, eh, not Wine Club but not in big wine-snob territory. I giggled at a typo of "pallet" for "palate," real Moron stuff. Big deal is, the extra tabs for donations to the Eric Trump Foundation for the children's hospital is still there, and that would be a nice feeling.

As you'd expect of a Trump venture, they have a lot of nice gift packages.
It used to be a big deal, what wine would be served at the White House.
It has been a long damned time since a President could serve his own.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 23, 2016 03:25 PM (H5rtT)

437 My family took a vaction through the Sierra Nevadas when I was young and we stopped there.I was crushed to learn that it was all fake and there was no Cartwright family

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Pfffffttt

Next you'll tell me that Gilligan dint really have an island or that Russian spies weren't really hilariously foiled by moose and squirrel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2016 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)

438 My guess is Trump wine is not exactly top shelf, but then I think all wine tastes like crap anyway, so how would you know?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2016 03:26 PM (39g3+)

439 Point 1) This is fucking stupid and our nation's media are a bunch of silly he-bitches.

Point 2) I was a few yards from Trump this past summer, and if he's not 6'3", he's damn close. I was suprised at what a big guy he is; he's got a nice sized belly for sure, but he's thick through his shoulders and chest, too, like guys who were former athletes or worked physical jobs for years are.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 23, 2016 03:27 PM (HL3BI)

440
Probably not outside one standard deviation of the usual commentary hereabouts.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 23, 2016 03:20 PM (J8/9G)

When you realize how wide the Q is on that bell curve, the standard deviation puts a person into Trigglypuff territory.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:27 PM (EZWNE)

441 Trump

The so-called "A" list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING. I want the PEOPLE!
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I wonder who requested tickets

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 23, 2016 03:28 PM (2x9LM)

442 It's nice to see the MBM taking on the serious issues.

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2016 03:31 PM (GsAUU)

443 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 23, 2016 03:32 PM (mpXpK)

444 @441 The last Jacksonian inauguration just about wrecked the White House. This could be fun to watch. Now I really want to be there!
#PeopleofWalmart

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 23, 2016 03:33 PM (H5rtT)

445 "But then the entire male population rounds up. And by rounding up, I mean they round up from 5'10" to 6 feet and from 5'10.5""

I never heard this before, but you best believe I'll start doing this now. I'm 5'11", so what does that get me? 6'1"? Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 23, 2016 03:33 PM (HL3BI)

446 "I giggled at a typo of "pallet" for "palate," real Moron stuff."

That's for people who buy in quantity.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 23, 2016 03:33 PM (xgyfF)

447 "Pro Tip: 5' 9" is the absolute shortest height that a short guy will
claim--unless he's a jockey. Why you ask? Because 5' 8" or 5' 7" or
5' 6" conjures up another measurement that shrinks men's confidence."

One of my favorite exchanges from GoT:

Slave Dealer: Little man means little cock.

Tyrion Lannister: Guess again!

Posted by: Brown Line at December 23, 2016 03:37 PM (xgyfF)

448 It was truly despicable. I called Ace and commenters cowards hiding behind anonymity. Then I told Ace to f*** off. Why I am not banned is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:22 PM (EZWNE)

Oh, yeah, that. that was pretty shitty.

But hell, you've apologized so let's forget about it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 23, 2016 03:41 PM (s7vJs)

449 It was truly despicable. I called Ace and commenters
cowards hiding behind anonymity. Then I told Ace to f*** off. Why I am
not banned is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 23, 2016 03:22 PM (EZWNE)

Probably because everyone else is in a good mood.

Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2016 03:44 PM (EdXI9)

450 Waiting to see Hillary's drivers license to see if she was a brain donor.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at December 23, 2016 03:46 PM (rg0SM)

451 293 - The people on that Delta flight paid to be flown from Point A to Point B, not to be hostage to some asshole's 'performance art.' Just like when I spend 400 bucks for a Broadway show or a concert, I paid for escapist entertainment, not to hear some random person's political philosophy. Imagine if someone pranked Maggie Gyllanhall's gynocologist's office while she's in the stirrups, waiting. A guy running up and down the hallways, screaming "Where is she! I know she's here!" and repeatedly slamming a door would be performance art, too, wouldn't it?

Posted by: vivi at December 23, 2016 03:57 PM (11H2y)

452 Unh, just in case the incurious wretches at Politico don't know this, once a person is past 50 or so, it's quite common for them to start decreasing in height.

SHOCKA!!!!! MAJOR NEWS!!!!!

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Actually, Politico might as well have put up the headline:

" WE ARE NOW COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT "

Same effect.

Posted by: Deip-Lo, Rabble Identitarian at December 23, 2016 04:10 PM (OAJCV)

453 Trump's alliance with the National Enquirer won him the Presidency. They dispatched Jeb, then Carson, the Rubio, then Cruz, then finally Clinton with chilling efficiency.

I became a true believer of the power of the National Enquirer when I watched the Sarah Palin acceptance speech in 2008. It was a rousing performance. In post speech news vacuum, I was beyond impressed. Then I asked my grocery shopping better half how the check out line rags were treating her. I figured it was love at first sight. I got the news. Palin was being mercilessly ridiculed and mocked. It was over. The election was decided.

Posted by: charley horse at December 23, 2016 04:57 PM (+kahX)

454 What's the deal with Obama's birth certifacate?

Didn't the MSM already say Trump was 6-4?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 23, 2016 05:34 PM (P/kVC)

455 (((Samuelsohn))). Once again the jew leads the charge against truth. A vile "people".

Posted by: Truth-hammer at December 26, 2016 07:22 PM (TiTRz)

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