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Not a Shock: Delta Says That Based on Witness Statements, 9/11 Truther Islamist Removed from Flight Was "Shouting, Disruptive"

This is not my shocked face.

In a statement obtained by LawNewz.com, the airline said that after collecting statements from "multiple passengers," they have concluded that YouTube star Adam Saleh, and his travel mate, were actually trying to disrupt the plane with "provocative behavior," and were shouting.

By the way, here's more of this very credible prankster's twitter feed:



So, you can see we're dealing with an impartial observer of American society here.

Posted by: Ace at 08:38 PM




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1 Douchebag acts douchey, news uninterested!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (wB8Tg)

2 St

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (A9I+K)

3 Why has CNN not snapped this guy up?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (g6yUI)

4 Story will turn out to be fake news.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 21, 2016 08:42 PM (A9I+K)

5 I know, I know, but I was working with the "news at 11" meme and didn't want to get caught up in a 9/11 gag.

Sounds like this dude starts an *awful* lot of none.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 08:42 PM (wB8Tg)

6
Why has CNN not snapped this guy up?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Bidding war with MSNBC and NPR.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

7 Yes, CNN would love this one.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (tHwdc)

8
White ash shampoos for the lot of 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (BK3ZS)

9 Comedy Central will offer this guy a deal in 3...2....1....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (fdyxv)

10 Jesse Watters is doing this story at this very moment subbing for O'Reilly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

11 Attention whoring jihad has arrived.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (IcT7t)

12 Funny that doesn't look like Pete Carroll's photo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (auHtY)

13 Shouting and disruptive in the service of Social Justice is, according to The Narrative, "peaceful".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (nrnR5)

14 OK, in the spirit of a reasonable and amicable way forward, I propose that we execute this asshole and then never speak of this again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

15 7 Yes, CNN would love this one.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (tHwdc)


We saw him first!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

16 Good for Delta standing up to this jackass. SOP for Big Corps is to fold like a French soldier.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (7qAYi)

17
Dude talks like Leon Spinks.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (JmjOe)

18 What an asshole.

And yes, he's already got idiot celebrities like Olivia Wilde defending him on twitter, calling for a Delta boycott.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (NOIQH)

19

I will buy him a ticket. To Syria

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (kUPbC)

20 can't stand these liars.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (0O7c5)

21 White ash shampoos for the lot of 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (BK3ZS)



Nothing sweeter than seeing the words "Louisville Slugger" in mirror image on some asshole's forehead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (SRKgf)

22 The era of political correctness is waning. Maybe the next time he pulls one of his stunts, someone decides to err on the side of common sense and subdues him. Subdues him real good. You know, just in case it wasn't a joke.

Posted by: Charles Martel at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (6NPe1)

23 He has a check, but Milo's was revoked.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fVubI)

24 This guy is in serious need of an asskicking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (auHtY)

25 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)

26 Wasn't Delta targeted by the 'flying imams' a few years back?

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (jw2Xw)

27

20 passengers said the two of them were screaming and yelling before they were asked to leave

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (kUPbC)

28 And yes, he's already got idiot celebrities like Olivia Wilde defending him on twitter, calling for a Delta boycott.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (NOIQH)



In the spirit of gender equality, young Olivia should also be sporting "Louisville Slugger" in mirror image on her forehead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

29 you never go Full Retard.....

Posted by: Billy Occam at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (ihtYN)

30 Well. Seems this guy needs a good stomping. Or is it just me?

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (zLDYs)

31 Rob Crawford, exactly.

Fuck Twitter with the entire island of Borneo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)

32 On with Tucker tomorrow night perchance?

Posted by: Molly k. at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (ITucM)

33 Dude better not get on a plane with Richard Marx. Big poofy hair mess a brother up!

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

34 Someone please buffet him stoutly about the head and ears with a rubber truncheon.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (0mRoj)

35 We've got one of these starting up in StL. Muslim family (& local CAIR) say hate crime. Cops say neighborhood dispute. Much free press. What I think is we're seeing the beginning of a campaign aimed at cowing Americans and heading off pushback from people with eyes to see what's happening in Europe and who are intent on stopping the invasion.

Posted by: rickinstl at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (I3209)

36 'idiot celebrities' is redundant.

Posted by: f at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)

37
Chance anybody has phone footage of these two assholes whilest they were acting up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (JmjOe)

38

20 passengers complained

20

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (kUPbC)

39 Truth is oppressively white heterocisnormative.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (J8/9G)

40 Early OT:

Here's a view from the Insane Portion of America.

It's another Hitler in the Bunker scene from "Downfall" sans humor, reality, and correct spelling.

But, literacy is cis-normative, yo!

Welcome to the Lunatic Fringe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie57LAExBLQ

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (9q7Dl)

41 Ace, I think you wrote it earlier (or CBD?), if you intend on creating terror you're a terrorist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:52 PM (EZebt)

42 Found Fanta Pineapple in a local store. Not as good as I remember it, but that *was* at Walt Disney World in June. Still pretty good, and I'm wondering how it will mix with rum.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 21, 2016 08:52 PM (fVubI)

43 Oh i hope so

I hope someone filmed the wind up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:52 PM (kUPbC)

44 35
What I think is we're seeing the beginning of a campaign aimed at cowing Americans and heading off pushback from people with eyes to see what's happening in Europe and who are intent on stopping the invasion.
Posted by: rickinstl at December 21, 2016 08:50 PM (I3209)


Yep, I said on one of the afternoon threads that this is a psychological warfare aspect of jihad. It's definitely deliberate.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

45 Talked with some concealed-carry airline pilots last week at the range. Younger. I opined that the post-9/11 situation - where a disruptive passenger literally took the chance of being killed (even if unintentionally) by the instant posse of passengers that would rise up at the sign of any trouble - is inevitably passing.


That strapping, 6 foot 2 athletic guy who's 20 years old was a little kid when 9/11 happened.


They guessed I was right. We'll probably find out.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

46 30 Well. Seems this guy needs a good stomping. Or is it just me?
Posted by: Eromero
------------------

I have never seen anything from you that would call for a stomping.
An embarrelling? Sure, but no ass-kicking.

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 08:54 PM (UWLAq)

47 The totally not cray Olivia Wilde who recently got her hair cut & dyed so no one would think she looked like Melania Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)

48 Rhomboid,

I don't know. Had a yeller one day on the DC Metro and about eight of us made a ring around him. He shut up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (fdyxv)

49 Act like an asshole, get treated like an asshole. Why would he be surprised?

Posted by: huerfano at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (jkkMG)

50

The timing is interesting. Pushed Berlin right off the headline here in the states

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (Atm+C)

51 Found Fanta Pineapple in a local store. Not as good as I remember it, but that *was* at Walt Disney World in June. Still pretty good, and I'm wondering how it will mix with rum.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 21, 2016 08:52 PM (flub)



Should be good Plantation has a Pineapple Rum made from real pineapples.

Apparently, it was a thing in Charley Dickens' time and he was a fan.

They brought it back.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (9q7Dl)

52 47 The totally not cray Olivia Wilde who recently got her hair cut & dyed so no one would think she looked like Melania Trump.
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)



Shave that shit off. In fact, shave ALL of it off, and walk on your hands.

I have no idea who this bitch is, and care even less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

53 Somewhere, there is a wood chipper that needs to be greased.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (MiBfH)

54 The relevant question is why isn't this dumbass in jail after his beating?

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2016 08:56 PM (8J/Te)

55 He is an agent of Putin, trying to make the left look bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (rH4JY)

56 Why is HE allowed on Twitter

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (Atm+C)

57 Unemployable ass clown has to make his living feeding nonsense to other ass clowns via twitter and youboob.

Mental illness comes in many forms.

He needs to book a flight on El Al and buh-bye Adam...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (5VlCp)

58 Circa, interesting to hear (about your Metro incident).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

59 A couple weeks ago there was a white guy shouting pro-Trump slogans and was in general being an asshole.
I am also glad THAT guy got thrown off the plane.

Boarding a plane is not the time to be a flaming asshole.

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (w7KSn)

60 I'm surprised someone didn't get up and punch that fcuker. They're begging for it and I don't think they know it.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (Cf0i2)

61 he seems like such a nice young man

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (WGxp4)

62 45 Talked with some concealed-carry airline pilots last week at the range. Younger. I opined that the post-9/11 situation - where a disruptive passenger literally took the chance of being killed (even if unintentionally) by the instant posse of passengers that would rise up at the sign of any trouble - is inevitably passing.
That strapping, 6 foot 2 athletic guy who's 20 years old was a little kid when 9/11 happened.
They guessed I was right. We'll probably find out.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (QDnY+)



We need a Good Samaritan law. If you whack a Muslim in good faith, thinking reasonably that he's a terrorist, then no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

63 Yep, I said on one of the afternoon threads that this is a psychological warfare aspect of jihad. It's definitely deliberate.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
===

This episode fits. It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:58 PM (EZebt)

64 I have a feeling the tolerance level for this shit is going to change rapidly in about 30 days.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

65 Why is HE allowed on Twitter

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 08:57 PM (Atm+C)



Because they're too busy removing those icky conservatives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:59 PM (auHtY)

66 Put him on no fly list

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:00 PM (Atm+C)

67 52
Shave that shit off. In fact, shave ALL of it off, and walk on your hands.

I have no idea who this bitch is, and care even less.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)


Like the French collaborators after WWII.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

68 Put him on no fly list

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:00 PM (Atm+C)

But not on the no-fry list.

Posted by: Old Sparky at December 21, 2016 09:01 PM (MiBfH)

69 It's a "problem" that's only going to get "worse" - but most of the time now I don't have the slightest idea who these pop culture people are. Noticed I'm already starting to not get allusions and jokes ace and others here make - cuz I don't know these people are, much less their quirks etc.


With, seemingly (matter of taste, I guess) 99% of pop culture being a boring, derivative wasteland (I mean, remakes of mediocre TV shows, and endless comics turned into movies? really?), seems unlikely I'll be lured back to the point that I might recognize these names.


Makes boycotting things kinda tricky though.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 09:01 PM (QDnY+)

70 By New Year's Day, fake hate crimes will approach Graham's number levels.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 09:02 PM (J8/9G)

71 Wordage ain't my strongest suit, Chi. I meant the guy on the plane needs a stomping, not me. Not today, anyway. I'll ask Mrs. E.

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2016 09:02 PM (zLDYs)

72 64 I have a feeling the tolerance level for this shit is going to change rapidly in about 30 days.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 08:59 PM (/tuJf)



Indeed. Me too. Right now, the Obongo Administration would come down like a ton of bricks on anybody who kicked this guy's ass.

On January 21st, not so much. Just like Bowe Bergdahl's plaintive letter to the Magic Negro, begging for clemency/pardon, before LGEN "Mad Dog" Mattis has a crack at him.

The atmosphere is going to change dramatically, and that right soon. Assholes are on notice, and know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:02 PM (SRKgf)

73 He should have taken a homemade clock on board as a carry-on item.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 09:02 PM (rH4JY)

74 Everyday Americans are just refusing to cooperate by oppressing the special snowflakes so they have invent the oppression. This goes for Black Lives Matter as well as the Muslim special snowflakes.

Posted by: Decaf at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (nogKi)

75 I know nothing of the guy, other than that picture indicates a very punchable face.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Pz4pT)

76 If I Had A Son!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (k8DTS)

77 This lad is in extreme need of a knowledge bump or two.

Posted by: seamrog at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (gJ/UL)

78 69 It's a "problem" that's only going to get "worse" - but most of the time now I don't have the slightest idea who these pop culture people are. Noticed I'm already starting to not get allusions and jokes ace and others here make - cuz I don't know these people are, much less their quirks etc.
With, seemingly (matter of taste, I guess) 99% of pop culture being a boring, derivative wasteland (I mean, remakes of mediocre TV shows, and endless comics turned into movies? really?), seems unlikely I'll be lured back to the point that I might recognize these names.
Makes boycotting things kinda tricky though.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 09:01 PM (QDnY+)



I hate it when people brag about not being retarded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

79 The "YouTube celebrity" who got removed from the Delta flight has 313,000 Twitter followers and 1,673,000 YouTube subscribers.

Clearly I'm not playing life correctly. I went to school, got a useful degree, provide value to my employer.

This little fuckwit makes way more money than me by actively making the world a shittier place.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 21, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)

80 It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

******

I think you are spot on.

When my dad was in the Field Artillery they would periodically do simulated barrages when there was no assault in the works, just to fool the Germans into thinking there was an assault coming and keep them off balance. A diversionary tactic if you will, also intended to lull them in preparation for the actual assault. This is the same thing.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:05 PM (wPiJc)

81 Where's Delta, the pilots union and the rest of the carriers #Start_Walking_Adam_Saleh TwitterWar?

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2016 09:06 PM (8J/Te)

82 77 This lad is in extreme need of a knowledge bump or two.
Posted by: seamrog at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (gJ/UL)



A couple broken bones wouldn't be amiss either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:06 PM (SRKgf)

83 This guy has problematicized air travel.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:06 PM (wPiJc)

84 If every trace of discrimination were to disappear from the US tomorrow, there would be a shit load of otherwise unemployable people out of a job. So, to paraphrase Voltaire, if Hate doesn't exist we will have to invent it.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 09:07 PM (J8/9G)

85 This little fuckwit makes way more money than me by actively making the world a shittier place.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 21, 2016 09:04 PM (Xuv2G)


What makes you think he makes a dime?

Twitter + YouTube followers = (jerkoff motion)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

86

93 million out of work.

This is the result of unemploying America.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 09:07 PM (zu88C)

87 Don't problematize free speech!

Posted by: Snowflakes 'r' Us at December 21, 2016 09:07 PM (kCDOM)

88 Olivia Wilde is a very beautiful woman who has a brain that works like a bag of rabid badgers.

This is rumored to not be an unprecedented situation, and yet it is still sad.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (wB8Tg)

89 76 If I Had A Son!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 21, 2016 09:03 PM (k8DTS)



You mean "if the turkey baster had a son."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

90 What are the parameters to be met before an air marshal can open fire?

Posted by: USNtakim at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (hMqvx)

91 Not so confident any of this gets better in a month (well, this particular kind of stuff).


Remember it's almost entirely fake, or factitious "news" that we're talking about here. The wider public never had much tolerance for this crap. The on-board personnel have no patience, and lots of serious authority to maintain order.


Guess lack of attention would starve stunts like the one under discussion.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

92 Prosecute him. Put him on a no fly list. Pressure you tube, facebook and instagram to kick him off.


Yes i said it. Fuck with his money and starve him of attention

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:09 PM (Atm+C)

93 Commenting for the sake of commenting before I get willowed again.

Now I'm off to read the content.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 09:09 PM (nvMvs)

94 This episode fits. It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:58 PM (EZebt)

Moo?

Posted by: A cow at December 21, 2016 09:10 PM (0mRoj)

95 According to Instapundit, Gonorrhea is on the rise. And this guy is a popular youtuber.

Coincidence? You decide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2016 09:10 PM (92kX2)

96 I'm in complete agreement with the Pilot's decision to kick the shithead offa the flight.

Pity he didn't opt to exercise that option at 30,000 ft.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 21, 2016 09:10 PM (v5iqM)

97 Olivia Wilde likes to humble-brag as often as possible in interviews that her mother was some sort of jet setting journalist.
Really instilled that standard MSFM fact checking in little Olivia.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 21, 2016 09:10 PM (Bl4dy)

98 Makes boycotting things kinda tricky though.

Posted by: rhomboid


Yours is the best kind of boycott. You don't have to feel that you're missing out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 09:11 PM (rH4JY)

99 It was obvious, Ero - I was going for the easy joke.

Now -this asshat muslim sympathizer...
Can't he be charged with something? Providing aid and comfort to the enemy? (Tie him up in the system, scare him some and cost him real money, at the least)
Just being a douchecanoe in general should be a crime, punishable by a solid punch to throat at a bare minumum.

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 09:11 PM (UWLAq)

100 Prosecute him. Put him on a no fly list. Pressure you tube, facebook and instagram to kick him off.
Yes i said it. Fuck with his money and starve him of attention
Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:09 PM (Atm+C)

Yup...knock one of these suckers dick in the dirt and watch them fall out.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2016 09:11 PM (5VlCp)

101 91 Not so confident any of this gets better in a month (well, this particular kind of stuff).
Remember it's almost entirely fake, or factitious "news" that we're talking about here. The wider public never had much tolerance for this crap. The on-board personnel have no patience, and lots of serious authority to maintain order.
Guess lack of attention would starve stunts like the one under discussion.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (QDnY+)



It's not that, it's the prevailing atmosphere. Suppose you kicked this guy's ass right now. Obongo and his fellow shitheads in the DoJ would come down on you like a ton of bricks. You know this.

In a Trump Administration, not so likely. They'd be more likely to just ignore it. Our little wog friend, anticipating that, would be more likely to pull in his horns, and so the incident wouldn't happen in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

102 It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

One of the reasons I loathe flying commercial. I hate that I am entirely unarmed, and essentially trapped in a long, narrow cylinder surrounded by people far less willing than I to "fucking do something" about a potential fucking piss-ant terrorist who is trapped in the same narrow cylinder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 21, 2016 09:12 PM (1oVdo)

103 He can certainly be charged for disorderly and disrupting the flight

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:12 PM (Atm+C)

104 "Comedy Central will offer this guy a deal in 3...2....1....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (fdyxv)"

---------

Saturday Night Live is his spiritual home.

Posted by: Decaf at December 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nogKi)

105 This is yelling 'Fire!' in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 09:13 PM (g6yUI)

106 I linked this a couple of times last night, but I didn't see whether anybody read it. It's an excerpt of a new novel by Matt Bracken. Some of you may remember his excellent short story "What I Saw at the Coup".

http://gatesofvienna.net/2016/12/bastille-day-in-the-caliphate/

It's a ripping good yarn. Check it out.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

107 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2016 09:14 PM (tGKKf)

108 One of the reasons I loathe flying commercial. I hate that I am entirely unarmed, and essentially trapped in a long, narrow cylinder surrounded by people far less willing than I to "fucking do something" about a potential fucking piss-ant terrorist who is trapped in the same narrow cylinder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 21, 2016 09:12 PM (1oVdo)


Jail, with the option of crashing.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 09:14 PM (J8/9G)

109 Any information on this jagoff's background ?

Is he even a citizen?

Posted by: seamrog at December 21, 2016 09:14 PM (gJ/UL)

110 Still good enough for a CAIR press conference and a visit to Obama's White House.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2016 09:15 PM (z/Ubi)

111 >>In a Trump Administration, not so likely. They'd be more likely to just ignore it. Our little wog friend, anticipating that, would be more likely to pull in his horns, and so the incident wouldn't happen in the first place.

Exactly. Trump is already getting companies to start doing things his way and he's not even President yet. With a law and order guy like Sessions as AG I think there is going to a sea change in the atmosphere.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 09:15 PM (/tuJf)

112

There is a Federal criminal charge for disrupting a flight

Charge these fuckers

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:15 PM (Atm+C)

113 23 He has a check, but Milo's was revoked.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fVubI)

Milo is banned from Twitter afaik.

The case for the Orlando families vs social media companies looks better and better.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 21, 2016 09:15 PM (Om16U)

114 Wow, this Ashley Rae chick is all over the hoaxter and his supporters on her Twitter. It's as relentless as an Ace Twitter tear.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:16 PM (iMxBJ)

115 Jail, with the option of crashing.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 09:14 PM (J8/9G)

Yup.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 21, 2016 09:16 PM (1oVdo)

116

FAA can fine him up to 25k

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:16 PM (Atm+C)

117 What makes you think he makes a dime?

Well, he can afford a ticket for an International flight. I know I couldn't right now if my life depended on it.

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 09:17 PM (UWLAq)

118 It is very important to remember this one thing. If, that had been an infidel, and the rest of the passengers had been mohamadans, they would have killed him. With the blessings of their book, of course. and they would have partied like it was AD 950, too. Savages. That is our future if they destroy civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2016 09:17 PM (zLDYs)

119 Milo is banned from Twitter afaik.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 21, 2016 09:15 PM (Om16U)



Everyone is going to be banned from Twitter soon, because the whole goddamned worthless company is circling the bowl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

120 106 - All sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi)

121 One of the most important things for the Trump Administration to do is root out the Muslim Brotherhood moles that have been seeded throughout the federal government. That won't be an easy task, and the cries of "Rascism" will be dialed up to eleventy.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

122 Adam Saleh is a real man. I bet he owns a melon baller. To quote myself:

The modern man cries. He cries often.

I know I do. Bet Adam does too.

Posted by: Brian Lombardi at December 21, 2016 09:19 PM (iMxBJ)

123 Did Ace's time machine he totally doesn't have pull that tweet back from tomorrow?

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 09:19 PM (VtLx6)

124 Make an example of him. Fuck bim up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:19 PM (Atm+C)

125 102 Pug Mahon

Has anyone else translated your nic from Gaelic?

Cracks me up.

No pun intended.

Posted by: seamrog at December 21, 2016 09:21 PM (gJ/UL)

126 124 Make an example of him. Fuck bim up
Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:19 PM (Atm+C)



This. Five years in the Federal pen for threatening a flight, and this shit would stop in a big hurry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

127 what is the regular sponsorship rate here?

Posted by: Rick Pitino at December 21, 2016 09:21 PM (M3DRt)

128 Federal pen time.
Cellmates should include dudes with names like Bubba, Spike, and Angel.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2016 09:21 PM (KK7mJ)

129 My cunning plan:

1. People are worried that some Muslim is going to kill them on a plane
2. I get on a plane, and act like just that kind of Muslim, to freak people out and make them worry that such Muslims are more common than they thought.
3. ???
4. Societal Harmony.

Posted by: Adam Selah at December 21, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

130 Srsly, you can get rung up for joking about a bomb to the TSA in the departure lounge, but acting like you've got one on the fucking plane is totes OK?

I'd throw his ass into Florence for five years, just for shits and grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

131 128 Federal pen time.
Cellmates should include dudes with names like Bubba, Spike, and Angel.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2016 09:21 PM (KK7mJ)



You left out Snake, and Psycho.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 09:23 PM (SRKgf)

132 Typical malicious nonsense from one of the better-known members of the cadres we've nurtured and tolerated all these years.

This mess ain't over.....rust never sleeps.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 09:23 PM (I7iYP)

133
I'd throw his ass into Florence for five years, just for shits and grins.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
---------------------

Trump should announce something like "the next punk ass bitch that pulls this shit gets a one way ticket to GITMO. We'll decide on the charges at some later date."

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 09:24 PM (UWLAq)

134 88 Olivia Wilde is a very beautiful woman who has a brain that works like a bag of rabid badgers.

This is rumored to not be an unprecedented situation, and yet it is still sad.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 09:08 PM (wB8Tg)


She needs to return to her core skill: emerging naked from fires in Daniel Craig movies.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:25 PM (iMxBJ)

135 25 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)

---

Aaron Rodgers main squeeze.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:25 PM (CRotO)

136 And CAIR needs to be outlawed as a terrorist sympathizing organization.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

137 Why give this scumbag his 15 seconds of shame?

Posted by: ShainS at December 21, 2016 09:26 PM (mt8X9)

138 135 25 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)
Aaron Rodgers main squeeze.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:25 PM (CRotO)


Not on nights when I beat the Packers, she isn't.

Posted by: Tom Brady at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

139 "9-11 is an inside job"

He should be executed just for being that stupid.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (ZBO0C)

140 $100/ yr, m9re or less?

Posted by: Rick Pitino at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (M3DRt)

141 And CAIR needs to be outlawed as a terrorist sympathizing organization.


As well as SPLC.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 09:28 PM (VtLx6)

142 139 "9-11 is an inside job"
He should be executed just for being that stupid.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (ZBO0C)


It was a joke. I was inhabiting my Delusional Douchebag persona.

Posted by: Adam Selah at December 21, 2016 09:28 PM (iMxBJ)

143 All designed to deter "see something, say something" make people afraid to report arabs behaving badly. This asshole, clock kid.... it worked wonders in San Bernardino increased the body count.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (dnWSK)

144 This. Five years in the Federal pen for threatening a flight, and this shit would stop in a big hurry.

Or someone that has just had enough and drops the prick on camera. There was a video going around where some shithead kept fcuking with an old man on a bus. The old man was an ex-boxer and dropped the kid and it was posted. I'd bet the fcuking with old men on buses crimes went down that week with the youtube crowd that saw it.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (Cf0i2)

145 Give him room to disrupt!


/Loretta Lynch

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (wPiJc)

146 138 135 25 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)
Aaron Rodgers main squeeze.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:25 PM (CRotO)

Not on nights when I beat the Packers, she isn't.
Posted by: Tom Brady at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

No Rodgers women is Olivia Munn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (IDPbH)

147 141
As well as SPLC.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 09:28 PM (VtLx6)


Good point. There's a hate group that demonizes normal Americans.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

148 141 And CAIR needs to be outlawed as a terrorist sympathizing organization.


As well as SPLC.
Posted by: Infidel
----------------
And nation of islam.

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 09:30 PM (UWLAq)

149 Or someone that has just had enough and drops the prick on camera. There was a video going around where some shithead kept fcuking with an old man on a bus. The old man was an ex-boxer and dropped the kid and it was posted. I'd bet the fcuking with old men on buses crimes went down that week with the youtube crowd that saw it.
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (Cf0i2)

---

I remember that.

Had that playing on a loop.

Could not stop laughing.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:30 PM (CRotO)

150 In other parts of the world turds like this are bacha bazi.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 21, 2016 09:31 PM (D7XV7)

151 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (fdyxv)
Aaron Rodgers main squeeze.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:25 PM (CRotO)

Not on nights when I beat the Packers, she isn't.
Posted by: Tom Brady at December 21, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

No Rodgers women is Olivia Munn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (IDPbH)



Who's played by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

152 Much less?

Posted by: Rick Pitino at December 21, 2016 09:31 PM (M3DRt)

153 Olivia Wilde was an actress on the series House.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 21, 2016 09:32 PM (A9I+K)

154 Seriously

He needs to get seriously, legally, criminally, financially and physically fucked up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:32 PM (ctyTP)

155 The next flight he's on should be Con Air.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2016 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

156 102 It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Which is why people noticed weird shit going on with the San Bern terrorists but were afraid to report on it for fear of looking "Islamophobic." This SJW ahole is putting lives at risk with his stupid "pranks."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:32 PM (P8951)

157
Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?

Daughter of Oscar the grouch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

158 Or someone that has just had enough and drops the prick on camera. There was a video going around where some shithead kept fcuking with an old man on a bus. The old man was an ex-boxer and dropped the kid and it was posted. I'd bet the fcuking with old men on buses crimes went down that week with the youtube crowd that saw it.

Epic Beard Man. I liked the Mortal Kombat remix version the best.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)

159

Who is Trumps AG, sic the DOJ on thid douchebag. Make an example of him

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (ctyTP)

160 Let's sing the poor phobed muslim a song....ahem

Him
Him
Fuck Him.

Posted by: Fish at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (jJt7b)

161 Here is some BREAKING NEWS from Mississippi. You know that time when Trump supporters burned a black church in Greenville, MS? I wonder how much they paid him.

http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/34108508/arrest-made-in-greenville-church-fire

Posted by: SAW at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (sPwat)

162
It is intended to normalize Arab assholes acting up on airplanes and to cow into silence anyone who would protest.

As has been done with certain students in public school.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

163 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWoE__ICkkc

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (CRotO)

164 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years. If these bozos did this on an airplane in 1966 what would have happened?

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (D7dYu)

165 What's the penalty for yelling, "Fire!" in a crowded theater?

Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (XoldI)

166 No Rodgers women is Olivia Munn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 09:29 PM (IDPbH)

Good. As a Packer fan, I'd be embarrassed to know he managed to spend more than one night with Wilde without jamming a sock in her mouth.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:35 PM (P8951)

167 It is intended to normalize Arab assholes

This is a physical impossibility.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:35 PM (D7dYu)

168 Apparently Wildes parents are some kind of muckety mucks in socialist circles

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 09:35 PM (dnWSK)

169 Here is some BREAKING NEWS from Mississippi. You know that time when Trump supporters burned a black church in Greenville, MS? I wonder how much they paid him.

http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/34108508/arrest-made-in-greenville-church-fire

Posted by: SAW at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (sPwat)




It's quite obvious that Trump had the Russians hack this guy's brain and make him burn the church down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 09:36 PM (auHtY)

170 164 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years. If these bozos did this on an airplane in 1966 what would have happened?

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (D7dYu)

Every man on the plane would have beaten the living shit out of him.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:36 PM (P8951)

171
Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.

Where's the downside?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

172 I think Olivia Wilde is married to an SNL guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 09:36 PM (IDPbH)

173
Olivia Wilde - another Hollywood whore free from the constraints of "reality".

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C)

174 The dumbfuckery is strong in this one.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (CS7jF)

175



Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.


==

Yes, please.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (zu88C)

176

50 years ago this assholes parents were fucking goats and burning animal dung to stay warm

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (ctyTP)

177
What's the penalty for yelling, "Fire!" in a crowded theater?

No penalty if the theater is on fire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (IqV8l)

178 I got the first name right, so there.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (CRotO)

179 149 I remember that.
Had that playing on a loop.
Could not stop laughing.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:30 PM (CRotO)


Love that "and it turned out the guy knew exactly how to throw a punch, so the a-hole went down" video genre. Wish there were a channel.

Here's an example. Drunken yobs (yes, "yobs," it's England) hassle a couple of trannies, who turn out to be OFC fighters going to a party in drag. Fun starts just after the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yvU6sifwkI

Another I loved back when I could watch it, but now it requires sign-in, which I don't have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Q9N5bNLGk

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (iMxBJ)

180 50 years ago this assholes parents were fucking goats and burning animal dung to stay warm
Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:37 PM (ctyTP)

---

Who says they still aren't?

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (CRotO)

181 I hate that douchy smirk on his face too. It screams, "I'm like, so smart compared to all these dopes who think totes peaceful Muslims were responsible for 9/11."

Like Noonan said (maybe the best thing Noonan said), we're being patronized by our inferiors.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (P8951)

182 Whoa! Why did my comment about the arrest in the Mississippi black church burning get deleted? I provided the link also.

Weird

Posted by: SAW at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (sPwat)

183 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.


*****


I don't think I want to be in fifth grade again.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (wPiJc)

184 I have shithouse rats for pets.

Posted by: Olivia Wilde at December 21, 2016 09:38 PM (Tyii7)

185 this assholes parents were fucking goats

==


Ima hang on to this part of your comment!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 09:39 PM (zu88C)

186 Sorry, I don't find Olivia Wilde attractive. That square, chiseled, face of hers is off-putting. The lack of breasts too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 09:39 PM (hVdx9)

187
Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn. Wonder why she doesn't use that? She's a raging lefty loon, has a couple of bastard children and has posted pictures of herself breastfeeding said bastard children

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 09:40 PM (auHtY)

188 Why did my comment about the arrest in the Mississippi black church burning get deleted?


*****

You mean the one at @161?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:40 PM (wPiJc)

189 OK, in the spirit of a reasonable and amicable way forward, I propose that we execute this asshole and then never speak of this again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)


The motion is seconded.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:40 PM (CS7jF)

190 164 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (D7dYu)


Well, Obama already set race relations back 50 years. Why not go all the way back to 1966?

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

191 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.





How about 65 years? Bring back Joe McCarthy and let's clean out the commies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (auHtY)

192 Never mind...I found it.

Posted by: SAW at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (sPwat)

193 'Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn'


Ooo that's hot!

Posted by: toaster fucker at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (BO/km)

194 OK, in the spirit of a reasonable and amicable way forward, I propose that we execute this asshole and then never speak of this again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM

The motion is seconded.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:40 PM


Without objection, so ordered

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (KCxzN)

195 SAW - calm down kid. It's still there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (ZO497)

196 Wasn't she 13 on House?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (jK8Z7)

197 At least the music in 1966 was better than 2016.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

198 Olivia Wilde - another Hollywood whore free from the constraints of "reality".

Speaking of which. I don't go to movies or watch network programs but I see enough commericials. Why, whenever there's a close-by Hollywood explosion, aren't protagonists shredded by debris or flattened if not killed by overpressure? Sorry to ask, but I only have a sixth-grade education like all Trump voters.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (J8/9G)

199 188 Why did my comment about the arrest in the Mississippi black church burning get deleted?


*****

You mean the one at @161?

Yes. #embarrassed

Posted by: SAW at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (sPwat)

200 OK, in the spirit of a reasonable and amicable way forward, I propose that we execute this asshole and then never speak of this again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)


The motion is seconded.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:40 PM (CS7jF)



All in favor say aye. The aye's have it. Motion passed.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (D7dYu)

201 190 164 Some people say Trump will set America back 50 years.
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:34 PM (D7dYu)

Well, Obama already set race relations back 50 years. Why not go all the way back to 1966?
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

Music was better, cars were cooler, we had a real space program.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)

202 Subdues him real good. You know, just in case it wasn't a joke.

Posted by: Charles Martel at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (6NPe1)


What would be thy preferred weapon for the task, your Liege?

Crossbow, or longbow?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (CS7jF)

203 Olivia Wilde?


A Woman Of No Importance

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (wPiJc)

204 196 Wasn't she 13 on House?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 21, 2016 09:42 PM (jK8Z7)


Your point being?

Posted by: Fugitive Roman Polanski at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (iMxBJ)

205 9/11 Truther Islamists are to Truth as the Cleveland Browns are to football.

Posted by: haggis at December 21, 2016 09:44 PM (+wjl1)

206 Siege hammer.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 09:44 PM (D7dYu)

207 202
What would be thy preferred weapon for the task, your Liege?

Crossbow, or longbow?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (CS7jF)


In close quarters, probably a blackjack or brass knuckles.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

208 201 Well, Obama already set race relations back 50 years. Why not go all the way back to 1966?
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Music was better, cars were cooler, we had a real space program.
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)


...Obama was in Indonesia

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:45 PM (iMxBJ)

209
Music was better, cars were cooler, we had a real space program.
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)


Hey, it's just a start, but the 2016 Prius has tail-fins

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (9MInk)

210 The pendulum is beginning to swing the other way.

They haven't a clue.

Should be fun.

Posted by: seamrog at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (gJ/UL)

211 . If these bozos did this on an airplane in 1966 what would have happened?

50 years ago there were shitloads of WW2 vets in their 40's that wouldn't have put up with much of this shit today.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (Cf0i2)

212 Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn."

Is she related to Alexander Cockburn? That guy is an America-hating Commie journalist and his father was an apologist for Stalin. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's from the same shitty family.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (P8951)

213 1966 Pontiac GTO http://tinyurl.com/he3qf2q

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (ZO497)

214 Where exactly in the celebrity hierarchy does "You Tube star" fall. F list? Q list?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (qJhUV)

215

I say he gets tossed outvan airplane. At 30,000 feet. Seems fair

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (ctyTP)

216 Olivia Munn had labiaplasty?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 09:47 PM (pfa8g)

217 Is she related to Alexander Cockburn?

----------

Bruce Cockburn?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (ZO497)

218 Is she related to Alexander Cockburn? That guy is an America-hating Commie journalist and his father was an apologist for Stalin. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's from the same shitty family.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (P8951)

wikipedia says yes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (WGxp4)

219 Is she related to Alexander Cockburn? That guy is an America-hating Commie journalist and his father was an apologist for Stalin. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's from the same shitty family.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (P8951)

She is his niece.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (WGxp4)

220 Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn."

Is she related to Alexander Cockburn? That guy is an America-hating Commie journalist and his father was an apologist for Stalin. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's from the same shitty family.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable
****
Wiki: Wilde's uncles, Alexander and Patrick Cockburn...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

221 I'm hoping that my support of Adam will exempt me, once the head chopping commences.

Posted by: Olivia Wilde at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (Tyii7)

222 In close quarters, probably a blackjack or brass knuckles.
Posted by: rickl
----------

Hmm. How about one of those trench knives, with the built-in knuckle dusters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 09:49 PM (ZO497)

223 I hate the name Cockburn.


Hate it.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (qUNWi)

224 223 I hate the name Cockburn.
Hate it.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (qUNWi)


The burned cock fears the fire.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (iMxBJ)

225 well his complaint was that they could have solved the whole problem if they had simply sacrificed someone's goat right next to the plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (cPsPa)

226 I hate the name Cockburn.


Hate it.

Posted by: eleven
****

No issues here.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

227 We need a Good Samaritan law. If you whack a Muslim in good faith, thinking reasonably that he's a terrorist, then no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)


Wouldn't that be called a Good Crusader law, rather?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (CS7jF)

228 I hate the name Cockburn.
Hate it.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 09:50 PM (qUNWi)




there are worse things than the name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (cPsPa)

229 This thread is all head chopping and cockburn.



Do. Not. Likey.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (qUNWi)

230 Another Transformer movie for 2017. They are going to squeeze every cent they can out of this franchise. Still though have a long way to pass Fast and Furious.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (IDPbH)

231 Wiki: Wilde's uncles, Alexander and Patrick Cockburn...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

Well, that explains a lot.

It's a point of pride with Alexander Cockburn that his ancestor was the commander who ordered the WH to be burned down in 1812.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (P8951)

232 Man #1: Name's Bruce Cockburn. It's pronounced Co-burn!


Everybody else: Yeah, sure it is Bruce.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 09:52 PM (wPiJc)

233 It's a point of pride with Alexander Cockburn that his ancestor was the commander who ordered the WH to be burned down in 1812.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (P8951)

it's a bit surprising that with a name like that, that family has found willing partners to procreate with.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 21, 2016 09:52 PM (WGxp4)

234 Wiki: Wilde's uncles, Alexander and Patrick Cockburn...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

Well, that explains a lot.

It's a point of pride with Alexander Cockburn that his ancestor was the commander who ordered the WH to be burned down in 1812.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (P8951)
****

I hate Communists.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 09:52 PM (hVdx9)

235

He should stop co opting western culture

And take a camel next time

Posted by: ThunderB at December 21, 2016 09:52 PM (ctyTP)

236 Well, everyone enjoy the ONT, Imma pull an Anna Puma and work on my book, so I don't feel more useless than necessary.

Peace. Out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (wB8Tg)

237
I hate the name Cockburn.

Hate it.

Posted by: eleven
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It's not that bad.

Posted by: John Blisterdick at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)

238 Interference with a flight crew? Isn't that a federal offense? A PMITA federal prison time offense?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (qJhUV)

239 >> I hate the name Cockburn.
Hate it.



That's how you know you're starting a fire...

now, keep pumping.

Stiction's worse than the friction, baby.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (pfa8g)

240 Shit, I'm not feeling too hot. good night, all.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (P8951)

241
Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn.

Why would she change it to some English guy's name?

Posted by: Bob Zimmerman at December 21, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)

242 One of the worst things about Islam is what I like to call "The Islamic Supremacy Dance."

You see it when a Muslim community in Paris or Britain becomes a no-go zone.
You see it when they wanted to build a Ground Zero Mosque
You see it when every woman flying into Saudi has to put on a headbag, regardless of their customs.

It's been going on for centuries. It's why there is a friggin' mosque on the site of the Jewish Temple.

This Selah guy is doing it. And he knows it full well.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)

243 We have reached this point of insanity:

Muslims are allowed to enslave, hate, murder, stalk, and rape anyone of any age or sex.

The folks that are enslaved by, hated by, murdered by, stalked by, and raped by Muslims are not allowed to even dislike Muslims because CULTURE/DIVERSITY/ISLAMOPHOBIA.

The few hundred million that the Saudis, the Emirates, Dubai, Qatar, etc have poured into top flight universities in America and Europe have created a cadre of academics sympathetic to Islam, who then indoctrinate their students.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 21, 2016 09:55 PM (kXoT0)

244 231
It's a point of pride with Alexander Cockburn that his ancestor was the commander who ordered the WH to be burned down in 1812.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:51 PM (P8951)


Fact check: While it occurred during the War of 1812, the White House was actually burned in 1814.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

245 It's not that bad.
Posted by: John Blisterdick
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Asshole. I started laughing so hard I had to go pee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 09:56 PM (ZO497)

246 Olivia Wilde. Real last name is Cockburn.

Why would she change it to some English guy's name?
Posted by: Bob Zimmerman at December 21, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)

It's an homage to Oscar Wilde, who was Irish. http://articlebio.com/olivia-wilde

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 21, 2016 09:57 PM (kXoT0)

247 Goodnight Donna.


Hope you feel better.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 09:57 PM (qUNWi)

248 Did anyone order the wooden shampoo for Mr. Salaaaaah?

Posted by: Blake MacBain at December 21, 2016 09:57 PM (Ws18s)

249 240 Shit, I'm not feeling too hot. good night, all.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:53 PM (P8951)


I hope you feel better tomorrow, Donna.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

250 There is a joke to be made linking the name "Cockburn" to the old slang for a woman with venereal disease - "fire ship" - but it eludes me.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 21, 2016 09:59 PM (bZ7mE)

251 Off to work then. I hope I am bored spitless.

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2016 10:03 PM (zLDYs)

252 Delta had the five Imans, I believe-yes as well as the woman who said she was treated badly because of something to do with a soda because she was Muslim. CAIR must have decided to target that airline and Salah must be on the payroll-the "comic" side of Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2016 10:06 PM (tOcW/)

253 Is the blog broken?

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 10:12 PM (VtLx6)

254 The Snopes link in the sidebar is a hoot.

Elyssa Young's hawtness status: Confirmed.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

255 The few hundred million that the Saudis, the Emirates, Dubai, Qatar, etc have poured into top flight universities in America and Europe have created a cadre of academics sympathetic to Islam, who then indoctrinate their students.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 21, 2016 09:55 PM (kXoT0) _ ***


A lesson in the evils of prostitution.



Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:13 PM (D7dYu)

256 G'night Donna, hope your not coming down with what I've got.

It's been 4 days of f'n misery. I'm just now mobile enough to walk the dog...and yes I do mean WALK THE DOG. Poor thing has been at 6's and 7's as he's relegated to the downstairs and I've been quarantined in the bedroom.

Could be worse, I could have had this on Christmas....oye.

Posted by: Browndog at December 21, 2016 10:15 PM (ccfl2)

257 OK, did everybody just decide to get a life all of a sudden?

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

258 Is she related to Alexander Cockburn? That guy is an America-hating Commie journalist and his father was an apologist for Stalin. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's from the same shitty family.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 09:46 PM (P8951)

Might be related to Bruce (the "k" is silent) Cockburn, a commie-loving Canadian folksinger. About the right age to be his daughter.

Posted by: Old Sparky at December 21, 2016 10:16 PM (MiBfH)

259 This guy is a silly little bitch.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:16 PM (qgUJH)

260 Quick, we need to get this guy on our cover.

Posted by: Rolling Stoned Magazine at December 21, 2016 10:16 PM (ZAlOu)

261
OK, did everybody just decide to get a life all of a sudden?

I was waiting for you to say something.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 10:17 PM (Cf0i2)

262 It's 10:17 and there's no ONT and I'm JONESIN' man!

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:18 PM (tHwdc)

263 What can we problematize today?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2016 10:19 PM (8iiMU)

264 Sometimes the blog just STOPS.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

265 What can we problematize today?


Air?

Food?

No....that's all already been done.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

266 3 years ago we had Mr. D's funeral. I can't say, "3 years ago I buried my husband" because he was cremated and I have him right here next to me, in his nice box.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (tHwdc)

267 >>Might be related to Bruce (the "k" is silent) Cockburn, a commie-loving Canadian folksinger. About the right age to be his daughter.

She's Alexander Cockburn's daughter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (/tuJf)

268 Looking at the Blade Runner 2049 trailer I'm struck by a couple of things.

The narration, which Ridley Scott hated in the original film that's present here.

And the lack of atmospheric heft and density that the original had which is lacking here.

CGI smoke/Vapor? Really?

Granted it's just the first tailer but that's what stuck out to me.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (+lv+r)

269 Why would she change it to some English guy's name?
Anglo-Irish.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (lJXY3)

270 264 Sometimes the blog just STOPS.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)


I guess it's the law of averages that sometimes everybody runs out of things to say simultaneously.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

271 Man, I go home from work and Ace posts a bunch of blockbuster stuff.

He hates me personally.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (qgUJH)

272 Miley, Mom carried Grandpa's ashes around for a couple of months in the back of her Ford Fiesta waiting for the family to get together for the funeral.

I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (9MInk)

273 CGI smoke/Vapor? Really?
------------

I've been tired of CGI ever since Tron.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (ZO497)

274 Why do so many on the Left speak with a lisp?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (ZO497)

275 I've been tired of CGI ever since Tron.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (ZO497)
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I see what you did there.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (qgUJH)

276 OT, but something something, thread drift, 200+ comments.


Just glancing through the FBI application for a search warrant in connection with Hillary's crimes.


Old territory, but nothing has changed. FFS, the warrant application itself cites US Code on handling of classified info, specifically the clause regarding negligence.


If the dozens of people obviously guilty of serial felonies are not prosecuted (they'll almost all plead, easily), there will be a "cancer on the presidency", to steal the worm John Dean's line. More like a large cancer on the rule of law and govt. legitimacy.


Comey has to go, and DoJ has to see to it that a grand jury does the necessary here. Pretending that (mostly conjectural) short-term political advantages even come close to justifying the structural damage that will be done by this unprecedented lawlessness going unpunished would be stupid, and irresponsible.




Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 10:25 PM (QDnY+)

277 Man, I go home from work and Ace posts a bunch of blockbuster stuff.

He hates me personally.



Ace doesn't hate you.


Unless you masturbate. He hates that.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:27 PM (qUNWi)

278 Nood!

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:28 PM (qUNWi)

279 Unless you masturbate. He hates that.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:27 PM (qUNWi)
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How else am I supposed to get GAINZZZZ?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:28 PM (qgUJH)

280 Mike H., put us some local political knowledge.


So the legislature's "fix" for the bathroom law hit a snag and didn't happen.


Good, bad, or who knows? My vague understanding was that the law was merely an attempt to isolate Charlotte's idiotic ordnance when it was passed.


Actually I'd like to see the issue tested in the courts. A circular from an insane DOJ is not law, and if NC takes a "hard line" (i.e., a ho-hum, obvious, common sense line) that gender is real and privacy in bathrooms is a legitimate concern, maybe there'll be a showdown.


But as always I might have several elements of this picture wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 10:30 PM (QDnY+)

281 Without the cinematography, BRunner just wasn't that special.

Because of the gobsmacking cinematography, I watched it 3 times.

Apparently 40% of millenials are still living at home, those being 18-25 yr olds. Last time it was that high was the Great Depression.

This is ominous. The free shit pajama boy army has metastasized.

Naturally, the phenomenon is being blamed on student loan debt & high rents. Cruel bureaucrats & greedy capitalists, doncha know.

Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (HTJUH)

282 Should be "18-34 yr olds," NOT 18-25.

Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:32 PM (HTJUH)

283 Evening, everyone.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (di1hb)

284 Delta can and should ban him.

Let him try to sue.

Just let him.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 22, 2016 01:41 AM (611Lm)

285 25 Who in the hell is Olivia Wilde?
****************

I'm always amused and perplexed by such posts.

Have you not heard of Google, where you can find out the answer for yourself, rather than make a goddamn fool of yourself?

Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 22, 2016 01:43 AM (611Lm)

286 Next time the other passengers should stomp the guy into a red pulp. Just in case.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 22, 2016 05:40 AM (j1Wvr)

287 His address, place of employment and family whereabouts need to be posted on line. Not all hate crimes have to be fake. This is what the Left does and it is time to use the tactic. This man needs to shit himself every time a car backfires.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 22, 2016 09:43 AM (OcuX+)

288 The little twerp's last 'YouTube adventure' was trying to pass himself off as having stowed away on an Australian airline by checking himself as baggage inside a duffle bag. It was a complete lie. The airline has security video of him walking on the airplane like anybody else. Plus airlines don't accept 120-lb. duffle bags without taking a long, hard second look.

Posted by: RNB at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (KAtv4)

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