Hoax Hate Crimes Are a Rising Trend, But No-Enemies-to-the-Left Media Says Absolutely Nothing

If it can be used to advance a Narrative the media likes, it only takes two incidences to make a trend -- and one of those incidences can even be #FakeNews.

But if it's a Narrative the media doesn't find politically useful, not even 20 incidences is enough to outline a trend for the media.

And we're closing in on at least twenty incidences of Socially Conscious Hoax Crimes now.

John Sexton runs down some recent ones, including a three revealed as hoaxes just today alone.

Remember the story about swastikas and one "KKK" message being spray-painted on Long Island university buildings? Widely attributed to "Trump's followers."

Hoax -- the perp has been arrested, and he's Pakistani. Oh I guess the crime is real enough, and the guy is probably anti-semitic. But it has no relationship to the phantasmal "Trump Voters on Hate Rampage" Narrative.

Remember the black church that was burned down, with "VOTE TRUMP" scrawled nearby in case any one missed the likely motive? Again, a race-based hoax -- the arson was real enough, but the perp was black and a member of the church itself. The "VOTE TRUMP" graffiti was intended to either disguise his hand and his motive, or to play into the media's "Trump's Cycle of Violence" storyline.

And as John Sexton highlights, a Michigan student claimed that Trump supporter tried to yank off her hijab and threatened to set her on fire. The police categorized that "hate crime" as "ethnic intimidation," but they now categorize it as "filing a false police report."

They're hiding the woman's identity -- as Glenn Reynolds often notes, the media and politicized law enforcement brass continues treating known hoaxsters as genuine victims, concealing their identity as if they'd actually been raped, threatened or assaulted, even after they are formally charged with filing a false police report.

That's three events in a day -- and I'm not even getting into things that just happened days or a week ago.

But the media, pretending to be on a crusade against Fake News, gleefully reports these false claims when they're made and then gets very quiet indeed about publicizing the finding that they were fake news all along.

Indeed, Brian Stelter, a roly-poly person of indeterminate sex, fancies himself one of the most steadfast of #FakeNewsFighters, yet nevertheless tweeted out the Delta Prankster's claim of racial profiling without offering any skepticism or background reporting indicating that this was real and not just another hoax.

When he was called on that, xhe feebly said xhe was only commenting on how virally the story spread, not on its actual credibility or accuracy.

Xhe is wondering how the story spread so virally, when xhe xherxhelf -- a CNN "journalist" -- just tweeted it out to xher 418,000 followers!

Hey Brianx -- I have a theory on how it spread so virally. You and the other 80 reporters with large twitter followings who blasted it out, unvetted, uncritically, to your combined millions of follwerx might have had something to do with it.

That wasn't Brianx's only foray into Fake News today, either. While Tweeting about Katie Couric's triumphant (?) return to her old, old job at the Today Show, xhe forgot to mention Katie Couric is currently being sued for -- remember? -- making #FakeNews in the form of that deceptive edit in her gun control propaganda.

I guess xher mind must have just slipped.

Apparently FakeNews is only a problem when it helps spread Narratives that have not been officially approved by the Guild of Fake Newsmen.

Update: I can see now why Brianx Stelter took professional troll and prankster Adam Saleh's Delta-Hates-Muslims claim so credulously.

these kids were talking about how Muslims were the cause of 9/11..haha..it cracks me up! Even the blind can see that 9/11 was an inside job!
— Adam Saleh (@omgAdamSaleh) November 26, 2012

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM

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1 I'd like some stats on how many hits there were for "fake news" before November 9th.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 06:31 PM (fdyxv)

2 "Just the tip" is #fakenews

Posted by: wooga at December 21, 2016 06:33 PM (n1H6I)

3 Because Fake but Accurate. We must be fundamentally transformed and the ends justify the means.

Posted by: Babbling Babbler Who Babbles at December 21, 2016 06:35 PM (K8zhT)

4 I promise I won't do that in your mouth again. #FakeNews

Posted by: Flyguy at December 21, 2016 06:35 PM (3sOO0)

5 "Check is in the mail" - fake news

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:35 PM (SRKgf)

6 Trump murdered me. I got better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 06:35 PM (IqV8l)

7 THE PLANE CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! 911 INSIDE JOB!

Posted by: Adam Saleh at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (1isJI)

8 Remember the story about swastikas and one "KKK" message being spray-painted on Long Island university buildings? Widely attributed to "Trump's followers."

Hoax -- the perp has been arrested, and he's Pakistani.

I hate Pakistani Nazis.

Posted by: Jake Blues at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

9 The backwards swastikas are always a dead give away for a hoax. Or sloppy ZZ Top fans.

Posted by: wooga at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (n1H6I)

10 Memo to conservative sites: don't promulgate fake news.

Leave that to the professionals in the MSM. Experience counts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (SRKgf)

11 I guess selah also enjoys faked news. No wonder he doesn't get why people are frustrated with his behavior.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (R7cwD)

12 Media establishment and their fluffery of the most blatant and halfwitted lies continuing apace? I believe one Allen G. once said something about burning, scattering, and salt.

If he had a blog I'm sure I could get the phrasing right.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (eXSOZ)

13 The Narrative must be served.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

14 #ThatsWhyYouGotTrump

Posted by: JEM at December 21, 2016 06:36 PM (TppKb)

15 Progs claim Trump is a fascist (talk about projection!).

Progs fake hate crimes.

Progs point to fake hate crimes as proof of their fake claims.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (J8/9G)

16 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.

We appreciate the recognition

Posted by: 60 Minutes at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (TppKb)

17 Hey, the 20 year old Pakistani dude who drew **110** swastikas along w/KKKs was described by his lawyer as a "terrific kid" and "not evil".

I'm going to guess that a white dude the same age drawing **1** swastika on campus would be The MOST Evil ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (NOIQH)

18 I've been calling them the state media for the last 8 years...in January they'll officially become the fake news media

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (aZq03)

19 >>Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.

No one does it better than we do.

Posted by: NBC Dateline at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (TppKb)

20 Who can say for sure that KKK isn't expanding its recruitment efforts to virgin territory like Islamabad and Lahore?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

21 ace, did you already talk about the boys who got accused of racism at Wellsley?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (3sOO0)

22 I'm still waiting for the left to apologize for the hit job they did on the Duke lacrosse team. Not holding my breath.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (/tuJf)

23 you know if you are doing a fake terror attack and someone shoots you in the fucking head, your are still fucking dead.

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (jrFgU)

24 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.

No one is more experienced than I am.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (TppKb)

25 I think if 9-11 was an inside job we should go tell fishy.gov.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 06:39 PM (R7cwD)

26 And there were no WMD, 9-11 was an inside job, fire can't melt steel, CO2 is a pollutant and Islam is a fundamentally peaceful religion. All the news that is fit to print.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 21, 2016 06:39 PM (hMqvx)

27 16 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.
We appreciate the recognition
Posted by: 60 Minutes at December 21, 2016 06:37 PM (TppKb)

Gotta give credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

28 9/11 was an inside job....it was all planned **INSIDE** Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 21, 2016 06:40 PM (P/lV9)

29 Hoax Hate Crimes are to real police work as the Cleveland Browns are to football.

Posted by: haggis at December 21, 2016 06:40 PM (+wjl1)

30 24 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.
No one is more experienced than I am.
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (TppKb)

Ahem.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at December 21, 2016 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

31 30 24 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.
No one is more experienced than I am.
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 21, 2016 06:38 PM (TppKb)
Ahem.
Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at December 21, 2016 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

Ahem yourself.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (SRKgf)

32 My question is why people like this Adam Shelah want to believe it was an "inside job". Why are their hearts so set for this scenario? And people like him are always the first to discount any act of terrorism as, at the very least, a small personal endeavor without any outside influences.
They are always wrong, but it doesn't seem to matter in their minds.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (CFc5L)

33 Eh. Saleh was only channeling a delusional jihadi back in '12.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (fdyxv)

34 A blind man could see it. 9/11. Add 9 and 11 and you get 20. There were 2 towers so divide by 2 and you get 10. Now add 1 and 0 and you get 1. One. One god. Monotheism. Jews.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

35 >> Leave that to the professionals in the MSM.
>> Experience counts.

We've got the weather coverage down.

Posted by: Michelle Kosinski at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (TppKb)

36 thing is moslems know we are both aware they can be terrorists and will purposely do provocative things and if someone caves their scull in with a tire iron, the non moslem will be at fault

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (jrFgU)

37 Tonight, on NBC : When Fake News Attacks!

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 06:42 PM (pfa8g)

38 hey selah all those terrorists attacks across the globe? also fables! people just kill themselves and blame terrorists ,because ,hey why not?

does he believe the terror at the Olympics in 72, I bet that was just b.s also!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 06:42 PM (R7cwD)

39 What about a North Carolina bath room??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 06:42 PM (IqV8l)

40 Delta has attorneys. Lots of attorneys..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 21, 2016 06:42 PM (N7G17)

41 34 A blind man could see it. 9/11. Add 9 and 11 and you get 20. There were 2 towers so divide by 2 and you get 10. Now add 1 and 0 and you get 1. One. One god. Monotheism. Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (Nwg0u)

And if you play one of Yoko Ono's songs backwards you hear ... screeching.

So her messages are under REALLY deep cover.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:43 PM (SRKgf)

42 >> Eh. Saleh was only channeling a delusional jihadi
>> back in '12.

The problem is the West has been dealing with delusional jihadis since AD900, not always successfully, but until the last couple decades cultural collapse wasn't a factor.

Posted by: JEM at December 21, 2016 06:43 PM (TppKb)

43 anyway this brings to mind watching journalists crying openly on 9-11. how far they've come !

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 06:43 PM (R7cwD)

44 Who can say for sure that KKK isn't expanding its recruitment efforts to virgin territory like Islamabad and Lahore?

Two adjacent countries gain independence simultaneously. Both start poor. Almost 80 years later, one still has issues but a growing middle class and a stable polity. The other is now a shit hole. Spot the difference.

Her Majesty lived in Lahore as a young girl. She says what's happened to it is a tragedy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (J8/9G)

45 Guess which European country is about to get its first Muslim Prime Minister?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jr7nxcf

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (OzJeO)

46 >> Tonight, on NBC : When Fake News Attacks!

More like 'When Fake News entrenches around your country and begins lobbing diseased sheep carcasses over your walls'.

Posted by: JEM at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (TppKb)

47 "incidences" s/b "incidents"

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (uqnYW)

48 "Jasskirat Saini" arrested for the KKK graffiti around a college on Long Island. Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood!

Posted by: mx4 at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (/213d)

49 Seltzer et al have delivered the presidency to Trump. The incredible fact is they do not realize this.

It's almost to bizarre to believe. Like someone drinking themselves to death.

Posted by: redenzo at December 21, 2016 06:44 PM (5wSNN)

50 so when was the most recent 'real' hate crime against a moslem? by a non moslem

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 06:45 PM (jrFgU)

51 jew acestein, This is Adams goat, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.

Posted by: Adam Saleh at December 21, 2016 06:45 PM (1isJI)

52 I do rather empathise with muslims having nothing to do with their religious cohorts deeds, yet- when they make excuses and finance known problemtatic imans. when they don't go demonstrate iopenly in front of their co religionists and state "Not In Our Name!"

I worry about their morals in general and leaning in particular.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (R7cwD)

53
"Jasskirat Saini" arrested for the KKK graffiti around a college on Long Island. Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood!

He merely wanted to start a conversation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

54 these people have never been told "the boy who cried wolf" story.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (+sbkb)

55 Rule of Thumb: If a college student or employee is the victim of a hate crime, chances are very good its a hoax.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (g6yUI)

56 No one told me being mentally ill feels like riding a rollercoaster!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (4ErVI)

57 Islam Is a Hate Crime.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 06:47 PM (pfa8g)

58 Come on, guys! This Reichstag isn't going to burn itself!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 06:47 PM (kumBu)

59 When he was called on that, xhe feebly said xhe was only commenting on how virally the story spread, not on its actual credibility or accuracy.

His lie was taken "out of context".

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 06:47 PM (Tyii7)

60 Lol @ "Brianx"

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at December 21, 2016 06:47 PM (uqnYW)

61 >> Guess which European country is about to get its
>> first Muslim Prime Minister?

Maybe I said it before, but if not: one priority for Trump's administration has to be to prepare for a Muslim Europe.

Not a majority-goatfucker Europe, but one in which the Muslim population of one or more major countries is large enough that the government is no longer able to do Western Enlightenment kinds of things.

Posted by: JEM at December 21, 2016 06:47 PM (TppKb)

62 Rule of Thumb: If a college student or employee is the victim of a hate crime, chances are very good its a hoax.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 06:46 PM (g6yUI)

All of them are hoaxes until proven otherwise. All of them.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 06:48 PM (J8/9G)

63 Does Brian Stelter know Kurt Eichenwhathisname? The both of them and Glenn Beck should get together for a pow wow.

Posted by: IC at December 21, 2016 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

64 This thread is hate attack #5,285,924 since Donald Trump stole the election!

Posted by: Southern Poverty Law Center at December 21, 2016 06:49 PM (g6yUI)

65 I guess I should have said 'xhis', huh? I can't keep up with this lunacy, I swear.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

66 63 Does Brian Stelter know Kurt Eichenwhathisname? The both of them and Glenn Beck should get together for a pow wow.
Posted by: IC at December 21, 2016 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

Hey!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Squatting Bear" Warren at December 21, 2016 06:50 PM (SRKgf)

67 "Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (Nwg0u) "

How many planes were hijacked? Four.

How many hijackers were there? 19.

What did I get for Hannukah in 1994? Mortal Kombat 2 for the Sega Genesis.

Even the blind can see that Shang Tsung did 9/11.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 06:51 PM (kumBu)

68
speaking of NFL, most games will be played on Saturday, Christmas Eve.

Two games will be played on Christmas.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 06:51 PM (4o/yn)

69 Some of the socks here make iced tea come out my nose.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 06:53 PM (fdyxv)

70 >>Two games will be played on Christmas.

Touchdown Jesus is pleased.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 06:53 PM (pfa8g)

71 About a year ago, following protests at Mizzou, Vanderbilt held an anti-racism rally in solidarity. The very next day someone left a bag of shit in front of the Vandy black cultural center.

Outrage ensued.

Until a blind student confessed that her dog had pooped and she couldn't find a trash can -- because she's blind!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 06:54 PM (SIY7D)

72 This is all a result of Trump's hateful and violent campaign rhetoric.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 06:54 PM (0mRoj)

73 Why so down on Brian Stelter? The Stray Cats were pretty good in their day!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 06:56 PM (g6yUI)

74 70 >>Two games will be played on Christmas.

Touchdown Jesus is pleased.
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 06:53 PM (pfa8g)

----------------

The Christmas cantata will be be limited to just one "hallelujah".

Posted by: Soona at December 21, 2016 06:56 PM (Fmupd)

75 >>Some of the socks here make iced tea come out my nose.

I read that in Ralph Wiggums voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

76 66 63 Does Brian Stelter know Kurt Eichenwhathisname? The both of them and Glenn Beck should get together for a pow wow.
Posted by: IC at December 21, 2016 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

Hey!
Posted by: Elizabeth "Squatting Bear" Warren at December 21, 2016 06:50 PM

User nic checks out

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 21, 2016 06:57 PM (sMt7r)

77 If I was a cop, I'd know that you first look at those nearest and closest to the murder victim, you first check the list of pedophiles when there's a child abduction and rape, and you first check the 'victim' itself when there's a reported hate crime.

I'm pretty sure that's covered in Investigations 101, a course no legacy journalist has ever taken.

Besides, The Narrative needs firewood and these reports are legal tinder.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2016 06:58 PM (oZEJt)

78 But seriously, this has been the left's MO for at least 60 years. They sooooo wanted JFK's assassin to be some hate filled KKK-loving Republican - when it was discovered he was a commie reject, suddenly it was a "climate of hate" that was responsible for JFK's death.

Facts are inconvenient little things when narrative building - lies and half-truths make much better mortar.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 06:58 PM (kumBu)

79 71 About a year ago, following protests at Mizzou, Vanderbilt held an anti-racism rally in solidarity. The very next day someone left a bag of shit in front of the Vandy black cultural center.
Outrage ensued.
Until a blind student confessed that her dog had pooped and she couldn't find a trash can -- because she's blind!
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 06:54 PM (SIY7D)

As if that's an excuse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:59 PM (SRKgf)

80 well these fakers take their cues from Creamer/Obama ... they did this crap for decades, and O'Keefe caught Creamer on tape bragging about it. why worry about the little guys ... who get little coverage thanks to MFM complicity? The fish has been rotting from the head down for a long time ... the the rotten fish keeps swimming ... or something.

the problem with that analogy, yes it rots, but totalitarianism is rotten and thrives many places.

And besides Creamer well funded wide spread actions, there were Trayvon, Ferguson, Freddie, I Can't Breathe ... all faked and coordinated from the White House. That is tied with the fake "disparate impact" crap which applies the quote system to crime.

It's almost like this is enemy action at the top, and Rolling Stone and others are just joining in on the hate orgy. The MTV message for white guys ... that was so bad it must have been a conservative acting as a double agent or something ... brilliant. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2016 07:00 PM (/aIFg)

81
As if that's an excuse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 06:59 PM (SRKgf)

Why couldn't a trained seeing eye dog find a trash can?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

82 Facts are inconvenient little things when narrative building - lies and half-truths make much better mortar.
Posted by: broseidon king
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Better sales too. We rely on that.
It's a twofer.

Posted by: The MSM at December 21, 2016 07:01 PM (ZO497)

83 If it weren't for fake news, we'd have no news at all ...

Gloom, dispair, and agony on page 3 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 21, 2016 07:02 PM (AoK0a)

84 Journalism is dead and with the rare exceptions of Sherryl Attkinson "journalists" are largely democrat operatives with bylines as Glen Reynolds would say.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 21, 2016 07:02 PM (+lv+r)

85 Why couldn't a trained seeing eye dog find a trash can?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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If I had seen one, I wouldn't have pooped where I did.

Posted by: The Dog at December 21, 2016 07:02 PM (ZO497)

86 They are always wrong, but it doesn't seem to matter in their minds.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 06:41 PM (CFc5L) fnord (CFc5L)

When you have a fanatical obsession, the target of your obsession is at the center of *everything* in your world.

Pretty much a plurality of people are mentally ill in one way or another.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 07:03 PM (wB8Tg)

87 >> Why couldn't a trained seeing eye dog find a trash can?

He was busy trying to find True Magnetic North.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:03 PM (pfa8g)

88
If I had seen one, I wouldn't have pooped where I did.
Posted by: The Dog at December 21, 2016 07:02 PM (ZO497)

Or maybe you're a racist and left it there on purpose

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:04 PM (lKyWE)

89 Remember we need to take the msm serious because:
1. Layers and layers of fact checking.
2. The experience to wait on stories.
C) Old pros that don't get fooled.
D) No bias for their favorite meme of the day.
5. They are NOT fake news.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 21, 2016 07:04 PM (cOHS7)

90 Pretty much a plurality of people are mentally ill in one way or another.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord
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*?*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 07:04 PM (ZO497)

91 Why couldn't a trained seeing eye dog find a trash can?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

Srsly, though, the dog is in college. What the hell is he learning if he can't find a ~~mosque~~ trash can?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:05 PM (SRKgf)

92 There are probably hundreds of small stories of supposedly Trump supporters doing all sorts of outrages that most never here of.

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2016 07:05 PM (5sOEp)

93 90 Pretty much a plurality of people are mentally ill in one way or another.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord
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++++

Who's minding the shop then?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (CFc5L)

94 Everyone's crazy in their own way. Some show it more than others.

Posted by: fakd at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (BO/km)

95 But seriously, this has been the left's MO for at least 60 years.

Alinsky and Milk both employed fake news hoaxes from time to time.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (iynDC)

96 If I had seen one, I wouldn't have pooped where I did.
Posted by: The Dog at December 21, 2016 07:02 PM (ZO497)

Or maybe you're a racist and left it there on purpose

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:04 PM (lKyWE)

#BlackLabsMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (SRKgf)

97 In the dogs defense, he was going to eat that later.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (pfa8g)

98 It's like Jerry Seinfeld's in-show bit about Uncle Leo attributing every minuscule bit of misfortune in his life to anti-Semitism, except now with Trump.

My eggs were overcooked at the diner? Trump did it!

I can't find a sock after doing the wash? Hateful Trumptards hid it!

Computer is running slow today? Trump hacked it!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (kumBu)

99 All of these hate crimes are true!

Posted by: Brian Williams, FNN Correspondent at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (cOHS7)

100 Why didn't she just carry the bag with her. Litterbitch.

Posted by: fakd at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (BO/km)

101 Why couldn't a trained seeing eye dog find a trash can?

Did you ever stop to consider that the seeing-eye dog might be ~~blind~~ visually handi-capable as well? Your limited notion of what jobs the optically-differentiated might be allowed to have is just evidence of your h8y h8, you h8y h8r.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (g6yUI)

102 Pretty much a plurality of people are mentally ill in one way or another.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord
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*?*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 07:04 PM (ZO497) fnord (ZO497)

Yeah, that's an odd usage of the word "plurality" meaning "functional but not literal majority."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (wB8Tg)

103 was it over when NBC put the flare in the Chevy pickup's gas tank?

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (jrFgU)

104 suddenly it was a "climate of hate" that was responsible for JFK's death.

Watch the live CBS bulletin and it just about shows up in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:08 PM (J8/9G)

105 100 Why didn't she just carry the bag with her. Litterbitch.
Posted by: fakd at December 21, 2016 07:07 PM (BO/km)

You'd think someone would have helped her find a trash can.

Unless someone told her that where she left it WAS a trash can.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:08 PM (SRKgf)

106 As to the Seeing Eye Dog poop incident.

How did the blind chick find out where it was and manage a clean pickup?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 21, 2016 07:08 PM (cOHS7)

107 'How did the blind chick find out where it was and manage a clean pickup? '

Heat and smell. You know when you are close.

Posted by: fakd at December 21, 2016 07:09 PM (BO/km)

108 Pretty much a plurality of people are mentally ill in one way or another.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord

He is insane.

You are mentally ill.

I am free spirited.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:10 PM (J8/9G)

109 Who's minding the shop then?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 07:06 PM (CFc5L) fnord (CFc5L)

Oh, I'm not locked in here with you...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 07:10 PM (wB8Tg)

110 the media is the free video arm of the democrats. now, can somebody tell me where we are going to get our future marines from? martha radshits told me noone will ever enlist now that trump is peotus. these idiots just can't stop beclowning themselves.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:10 PM (KP5rU)

111 How did the blind chick find out where it was and manage a clean pickup?

With her Assistance Monkey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:10 PM (g6yUI)

112 And we're closing in on at least twenty incidences of Socially Conscious Hoax Crimes now.

I miss the shit swastika. Now, that was some inventiveness in the realm of hoax "speech attacks" on the poor, widdle left. These hoaxers from the left these days have no artistic sense. They are barbarian hoaxers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (zc3Db)

113 This post is COSMIC - -as I came to AoS just now to comment about the fact that there were THREE FAKE HATE CRIMES exposed today.

Ooops.

Ace has installed spyware in my brain! Hate Crime!

Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (jBuUi)

114
Srsly, though, the dog is in college. What the hell is he learning if he can't find a mosque trash can?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:05 PM (SRKgf)

Like he hasn't peed on evey trash can on campus.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (lKyWE)

115 was it over when NBC put the flare in the Chevy pickup's gas tank?

Posted by: Original Jake
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We were forced to one-up the shifty SOB's.

Posted by: CBS Audi 'sudden acceleration' at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (ZO497)

116 "Watch the live CBS bulletin and it just about shows up in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:08 PM (J8/9G) "

Well, I do remember reading about people being afraid of potential violence in Dallas, so after he was shot, obviously the news was hoping it was the ideal perp - white racist redneck. When it turned out to not be the case, they still blamed the "climate of hate," as if it was a sentient demon that possessed Oswald's body.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (kumBu)

117 Ow! My Turban!

...a new series premiering this fall on NBC!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

118 My favorite thing is that the leftists in the msm just don't care about demonstrating how stupid and/or crazy they are.

My least favorite thing is they keep their jobs and the unearned respect from other leftists.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 21, 2016 07:12 PM (cOHS7)

119
I miss the shit swastika. Now, that was some inventiveness in the realm of hoax "speech attacks" on the poor, widdle left. These hoaxers from the left these days have no artistic sense. They are barbarian hoaxers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-----------------

Nooses, dammit, nooses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 07:12 PM (ZO497)

120 I miss the shit swastika. Now, that was some inventiveness in the realm of hoax "speech attacks" on the poor, widdle left. These hoaxers from the left these days have no artistic sense. They are barbarian hoaxers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (zc3Db)

Me too. The shit swastika. Now that was art, man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (SRKgf)

121 how did the blind lady know it was her bag of shit?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (U0lQa)

122 At this rate nobody is going to believe them when they do get hate-crimed.

Posted by: What Wolf? at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (8J/Te)

123 That Christmas tree in Montreal is pretty funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (CFc5L)

124 We were forced to one-up the shifty SOB's.

Posted by: CBS Audi 'sudden acceleration' at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (ZO497)

wait till you start tipping over all the fucking time

Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (jrFgU)

125 Like he hasn't peed on evey trash can on campus.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:11 PM (lKyWE)

My thought as well. Unless her dog is female, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (SRKgf)

126 My least favorite thing is they keep their jobs and the unearned respect from other leftists.
Posted by: Jukin,
--------------

The more outrageous the assertion, the greater their cred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (ZO497)

127 A dog in the electrical college?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)

128 well as more and more of thee are prove to be hoaxes the severity will have to increase to persuade the police they are not fake.

self maiming incidents are going to skyrocket!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (cPsPa)

129 122 At this rate nobody is going to believe them when they do get hate-crimed.
Posted by: What Wolf? at December 21, 2016 07:13 PM (8J/Te)

Yeah, it'll be open season then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (SRKgf)

130 i usually pee my swastikas in the snow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (KP5rU)

131 Adam Saleh is reading this and is heartbroken that we would rather talk about dog poop.

Heh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (gTQoY)

132 "At this rate nobody is going to believe them when they do get hate-crimed."

------------

Same thing goes for the fake rape cases. I now automatically think rape accusations are fake.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (cOHS7)

133 131 Adam Saleh is reading this and is heartbroken that we would rather talk about dog poop.
Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 21, 2016 07:14 PM (gTQoY)

I have higher regard for dog poop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:15 PM (SRKgf)

134 My thought as well. Unless her dog is female, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I only pee where some other dog has already peed.

Posted by: Miss Sophie at December 21, 2016 07:15 PM (ZO497)

135 "Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair "

You're telling me, buddy.

Posted by: Steven Pagones at December 21, 2016 07:15 PM (kumBu)

136 Adam Saleh is reading this and is heartbroken that we would rather talk about dog poop.

It's a step up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:15 PM (g6yUI)

137 And as I pointed out yesterday, there was another hoax hate crime in Scotland in which an SJW/Muslim spraypainted on a mosque the ludicrously over-the-top "what would a xenophobic right-winger say?" message of

Saracen Go Home!

https://stv.tv/news/west-central/ 1376013-islamophobic-graffiti-sprayed-on-mosque-in-north-lanarkshire/

It hasn't been officially exposed as a hoax yet, but it's laughable just on the face of it.

Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2016 07:16 PM (jBuUi)

138 #LiftedLegsMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:16 PM (SRKgf)

139 You know what I consider be fake news, the idea that if Hillary just campaigned in WI and MI she would have won.

Hillary essentially camped out in PA, NC, FL, and OH; and put massive ad buys in each of those states AND had every big hitter campaigning for her. She still lost those states.

I'm of the opinion that Trump was simply undefeatable in that there was no combination of campaigning that Hillary could have done to win.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 21, 2016 07:16 PM (BS8yt)

140 Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Ford Exploder at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (89T5c)

141 how funny is it that people who believe in honor killing and clitorectomies complain about hate crimes.

is that the correct spelling for clitorectomies?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

142 Adam Saleh is reading this and is heartbroken that we would rather talk about dog poop.

+++

we're just excited about Mr Hankey

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (U0lQa)

143 At Villanova there were people with dogs all over enough that I figured workers were allowed to bring their dogs to work. So finally asked a employee and that person said it wasn't allowed the people with dogs were neighbors of the campus and just used the grounds.

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (5sOEp)

144 nobody sez Saracens no Moor

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 07:18 PM (U0lQa)

145 143 At Villanova there were people with dogs all over enough that I figured workers were allowed to bring their dogs to work. So finally asked a employee and that person said it wasn't allowed the people with dogs were neighbors of the campus and just used the grounds.
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (5sOEp)

Finally, a college campus provides a useful service.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:18 PM (SRKgf)

146 And, in the 'pending exposure as a hoax' category:

LGBTQ Activists Attacked by Trump Supporters While Leaving NYC Art Space

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hc8ehw3

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:18 PM (g6yUI)

147
we're just excited about Mr Hankey

That huckster guy on "Brown Acres?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

148 One of the reason why these third-rate hoaxes are proliferating is because Mike Nifong wasn't jailed for 50 years, like he deserved, and that skank Crystal Magnum was allowed to run free on the street until she actually killed someone - though as it was her boyfriend I can't say that I shed a tear for him, either. The two of them - Nifong and Magnum - committed such an unforgivable and dangerous crime together and neither of them was really punished in any way. They deserved to do the hard time they had put all of the Duke guys in jeopardy of getting (plus an extra bit for being the evil scumbag criminals in that situation) ... but they got nothing, really. After that, hoaxers realized that they were free to accuse anyone of anything at all without having to worry about their own freedom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)

149 146 And, in the 'pending exposure as a hoax' category:
LGBTQ Activists Attacked by Trump Supporters While Leaving NYC Art Space
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hc8ehw3
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:18 PM (g6yUI)

The Reds have to up their game. They're just embarrassing themselves now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (SRKgf)

150 Our ABC affiliate Denver 7 just ran their piece to show racist hatred: a video of some obviously racist old woman complaining about the brown-skinned line jumper in front of her at the WalMart returns counter.

Why did they run this clip, and nothing about the latest hoax?

We know why.

I'll bet the national feed, beginning in ten minutes, does something similar.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (U6f54)

151 Pierced Organ at Daily Mail has been a surprising supporter of Trump; not so surprising when it is known that they are friends though. Anyways, DM is a vastly better source of news than any legacy outfit here in the US.

So I was saddened a bit by a report there a few days ago, when a reporter quoted Trump and said that Trump finally 'admitted' that his rally supporters were 'mean, vicious, and violent'. Trump did use those words at his second to last Thank You rally, but they were clearly an exaggeration, or a joke as Trump explained at his last rally. The words are a play on all the media reports trying to paint his supporters as exactly that, and then with Creamer caught on tape admitting that he sent squads of goons to start violence at Trump events.

So of course other MSM outlets picked up on the DM report about Trump's admission. And The Narrative got a little more food.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (oZEJt)

152 Speaking of fake.

I've been having an ongoing debate with my college-age daughter. I told her that Amber Heard set-up Johnny Depp. We've all had black eyes and hers looked fake. Nothing you couldn't create with some make-up. A real punch -- even if pulled -- would leave something a lot worse. And Amber -- while Hot -- gives me a Crazy Bitch Vibe.

Ignoramus Daughter sides with Amber, because women must be believed.

I then brought up Bill's rape victims.

I'm playing a Long Game.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

153 "The Reds have to up their game. They're just embarrassing themselves now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (SRKgf) "

Joey Votto can only do so much - he needs help.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 21, 2016 07:21 PM (kumBu)

154 wonder if my lovely old grandma was in the klan. cannot explain why else she voted for obama twice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:21 PM (cPsPa)

155 >>Joey Votto can only do so much - he needs help.

That guy seems like he could climb a clocktower any day.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:22 PM (pfa8g)

156 when do blind people know when they're done wiping?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:22 PM (KP5rU)

157 I have nephews.
You make a face like that Adam jagoff and you're getting put to work.

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2016 07:22 PM (8J/Te)

158 is that the correct spelling for clitorectomies?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

Close enough for AoSHQ. You know, none of us got past the 8th grafe.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:23 PM (J8/9G)

159 >>when do blind people know when they're done wiping?

When the toilet paper doesn't stick to the wall.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:23 PM (pfa8g)

160 Real Newz- Trump will be President in less than a month.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 21, 2016 07:24 PM (BS8yt)

161 Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

+++

I don't know though. I saw the video she set-up in their kitchen area. It looked like it was mid-morning or so and Depp was drunk as a skunk, looking for more wine, bashing the bottle around. He was mad and carrying on with a vengeance.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 07:25 PM (CFc5L)

162 Saracen Go Home!

No 'Forsooth?'

No 'Huzzah?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:25 PM (g6yUI)

163 >>>is that the correct spelling for clitorectomies?

It's clitoridectomy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 07:27 PM (iynDC)

164 I have been diagnosed with Islamophobia, now to see if I can get that added to my VA disability.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 21, 2016 07:28 PM (7N6ox)

165 i have been out of the loop. when did the price is right become an affirmative action program? also ghey? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

166 Hey, where can a man get a free tampon around here?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 21, 2016 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

167 gays love The Price is Right.

I think it's the prospect of reaching into another man's pocket for $100 Bill.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:30 PM (pfa8g)

168 154 wonder if my lovelyold grandmawas inthe klan. cannot explainwhy else she voted for obama twice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:21 PM (cPsPa)

Because I told your grannie that Barack was a clean and articulate black man, that's why!

Posted by: slow Joe at December 21, 2016 07:30 PM (wcSGs)

169 166; the mens shitter at msnbc should be able to fill your needs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

170 As always, rules for thee, and not for me!

Posted by: Fake News Media at December 21, 2016 07:31 PM (UgF8H)

171 I have not listened or viewed the MSM in a long time. I don't follow links I can identify as them as well.

I feel sorry for those that still do, or in Ace's case, Have to as part of their job.

*shudder*....sickening

Posted by: TheSev at December 21, 2016 07:31 PM (Av8i6)

172 Drew Carey is gay?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2016 07:32 PM (89T5c)

173 167; bob barker needs to come back and clean that shit out. it's fucking awful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

174 O/T

When was the last time El Cid was broadcast on TV, network or cable?

No way that movie gets made today, uh uh, no way.

Posted by: Browndog at December 21, 2016 07:33 PM (ccfl2)

175 >>Drew Carey is gay?

I'm jusr saying, don't look up Showcase Showdown on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:33 PM (pfa8g)

176 Ace- check out Chris Cuomo's twitter timeline for today. He retweeted to his 1.1 million followers a call to expel the Russian ambassador as payback for Hillz election embarassment.

Not kidding- this guy is whack.

Posted by: MTF at December 21, 2016 07:33 PM (X4ZNp)

177 Speaking of fake newz as reported in the sidebar, Ace lurrves Blade Runner? That's not how I remember it. In fact, ace's HATE of BR is one of his biggest character flaws. That, and his mackin' on 80s big hair MTV videos.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2016 07:34 PM (oZEJt)

178 The MSM look like credulous idiots when they buy into these silly hoaxes. I mean, what ACTUAL white supremacist would spraypaint "vote Trump" on something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

179 There's a connection between these hoax stories. They're all pre-judged. Black stripper claims she was gang-raped by privileged white lacrosse players -- guilty! Bag of shit found in front of the black cultural center -- evil intent! Muslim girl waylaid on NYC subway by white guys -- but of course.

Pre-judged. Talk about projection.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 07:34 PM (SIY7D)

180 Plinko isn't what you think it is now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2016 07:34 PM (89T5c)

181 North Carolina legislature adjourned without repealing bathroom law.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/haxpmn6

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 07:34 PM (OzJeO)

182 The MSM look like credulous idiots when they buy into these silly
hoaxes. I mean, what ACTUAL white supremacist would spraypaint "vote
Trump" on something?

And they aren't the least bit embarrassed about it. Time after time. Amazing.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7)

183 >>That's not how I remember it. In fact, ace's HATE of BR is one of his biggest character flaws

Not his penchant for sewing Hobo Skins into active wear?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:35 PM (pfa8g)

184 North Carolina legislature adjourned without repealing bathroom law.

Urinary freedom hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

185
Ace- check out Chris Cuomo's twitter timeline for today. He retweeted to his 1.1 million followers a call to expel the Russian ambassador as payback for Hillz election embarassment. Not kidding- this guy is whack.
Posted by: MTF at December 21, 2016 07:33 PM (X4ZNp)

And he does it one day after a Russian ambassador was assassinated.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

186 156
when do blind people know when they're done wiping?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:22 PM (KP5rU)

These are the deep thoughts that keep me coming back

Posted by: A deplorable rage monkey in MI at December 21, 2016 07:36 PM (0LQ4f)

187 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy," which could expose Clinton's entire operation. The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months. They want the receipts. They are demanding an honest investigation of how Clinton failed to read the mood in swing states and how her Brooklyn operation misread polling data.
The donors are not buying the Russian hack story. Putin isn't the only explanation for her failure and they are now pointing the finger at Hillary. She never bothered to go to Wisconsin. The story running behind the curtain is that fundraisers are cutting off all donations to the Democratic Party until this honest review is carried out. They do not want to hear about Comey and Putin.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

188 Watch the first 15 seconds of this to find out if you are gay.

https://youtu.be/nFc2cmESpnw

Posted by: fakd at December 21, 2016 07:37 PM (BO/km)

189 187

Might not want to dig too deeply...might get a meeting in a park

Posted by: A deplorable rage monkey in MI at December 21, 2016 07:37 PM (0LQ4f)

190 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy," which could expose Clinton's entire operation. The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months.

NO REFUNDS!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

191 Hmm. Botched that sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

192 The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months. They want the receipts.

Fireworks. Glass ceilings. Equine therapy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:39 PM (J8/9G)

193 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy,"

I'd prefer they went for a "Candidate autopsy."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:40 PM (g6yUI)

194 183 Not his penchant for sewing Hobo Skins into active wear?

Posted by: garrett

Waste not, want not.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2016 07:40 PM (oZEJt)

195 How many of these efforts to "frame" a group, oh let's call them white Christian conservatives, for these fake hate crimes does it take before they add up to one big ACTUAL hate crime perpetrated by the left?

Trick question. They are the only people who define what a hate crime is, silly.

Posted by: mx4 at December 21, 2016 07:40 PM (/213d)

196 I just responded to the reminder on the sidebar to remember Ace during this Christmas time. I realized that I have been spending at least a full hour or more every day for more than eight years reading and enjoying not only Ace's fabulous (not teh Ghey type, the other kind) blogging, all without paying a dime. I have finally settled up and my feelings of guilt are receding.

Merry Christmas Ace!

Posted by: Ruthless at December 21, 2016 07:41 PM (ro5Th)

197 187: if this is all true, i think it moved.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:41 PM (KP5rU)

198 >>>> Trump supporter tried to yank off her hijab

Tried? Yes. I just need San Diego cheerleaders as impetus.

And I've never before called it "her hijab", but I can go with it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 07:41 PM (EUMr7)

199
The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months. They want the receipts.

Those EpiPens aren't cheap

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (lKyWE)

200 Nood breastfeeding

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (wJky2)

201 >>I realized that I have been spending at least a full hour or more every day for more than eight years reading and enjoying not only Ace's fabulous (not teh Ghey type, the other kind) blogging,

I don't know, that J.Crew Messenger Bag is pretty Faaaaabulous!

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (pfa8g)

202
North Carolina legislature adjourned without repealing bathroom law.

Where will the dog take a dump?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

203 Are the Muslims painting swastikas and trolling bystanders with fake backpack bombs the moderate ones?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 07:43 PM (ZH2OB)

204 Agitprop.

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 07:43 PM (w7KSn)

205 And they aren't the least bit embarrassed about it. Time after time. Amazing.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7) fnord (Tyii7)

For the purposes of "the narrative," a hoax is only slightly less effective than a real event.

Kind of like "selected not elected."

One the word is out, a certain percentage will believe and repeat it as true even if it's "corrected" later.

The left has the overwhelming majority of these, though it's far from unique. OMG the Admiral Yamamoto fake "blade of grass" quote will never die, I tell ya.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 21, 2016 07:43 PM (wB8Tg)

206
The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months.

Robbie Mook lights out for Thailand in 6, 5, 4, ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:44 PM (BK3ZS)

207 >>>I'd like some stats on how many hits there were for "fake news" before November 9th.

Exactly as many as there were for "same sex marriage" before 2009.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 07:44 PM (EUMr7)

208 "The story running behind the curtain is that fundraisers are cutting off all donations to the Democratic Party until this honest review is carried out. They do not want to hear about Comey and Putin."

This is delicious.

Obama's bundlers got a great ROI. Hillary's, not so much.

I hadn't thought about Hillary stealing from her own campaign war chest ... but of course. How could she not.

Her core problem was surrounding herself with Mooks and Flukes in a hipster Brooklyn bubble.

Because she was so unlikeable, and had no message, the strategy was to tear Trump down with negative branding. The combination of Mama and Papa Kahn, Miss Venezuelan hospitality, and Pussygate had been plotted out months before and would surely take Trump down. Hillary only needed to step over his smoldering corpse.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (SIY7D)

209 187 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy," which could expose Clinton's entire operation. The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months. They want the receipts. They are demanding an honest investigation of how Clinton failed to read the mood in swing states and how her Brooklyn operation misread polling data.
The donors are not buying the Russian hack story. Putin isn't the only explanation for her failure and they are now pointing the finger at Hillary. She never bothered to go to Wisconsin. The story running behind the curtain is that fundraisers are cutting off all donations to the Democratic Party until this honest review is carried out. They do not want to hear about Comey and Putin.
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

Uh oh ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (SRKgf)

210 >>>Where will the dog take a dump?

Neighbor's yard. Bitch STILL has a Bernie sign up.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (EUMr7)

211 On the, "I don't know it's fake, but it seems very suspicious" front, someone's cars were vandalized and tagged with a barely legible "Trump" in a small, hispanic plurality, CA town.

It, of course, got above-the-fold, front page coverage on most of the regional newspapers.

Nothing more important than a narrative.

Posted by: Sjg at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (gDSJf)

212 193 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy,"
I'd prefer they went for a "Candidate autopsy."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 21, 2016 07:40 PM (g6yUI)

I'd prefer a Democrat Party autopsy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

213 Damn it's been a long time since I've watched new tv shows. Like over a year.

I've landed Stranger Things. Westworld. Silicon Valley season 1-3. The Walking Dead seasons 5-7a. Daredevil 1-2. Fear the Walking Dead 1-2.

I need Archer 1-7, Its Always Suuny 1-11, the entire Walking Dead. South Park 1-20.

No difference than recording from VHS back in the day. AmIRight?

Posted by: Hoaxing Pepe, ripping shows at the library at December 21, 2016 07:48 PM (jLChk)

214 I'd like some stats on how many hits there were for "fake news" before November 9th.

I was able to dig up eight for 2016 before the election. After? Ten. And counting.

http://www.wordaroundthe.net/2012/08/faux-hate.html

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2016 07:48 PM (39g3+)

215 >>>I'd prefer a Democrat Party autopsy.

Sorry. The Left is the original UnDead. Invest in garlic and silver bullets.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (EUMr7)

216 Cartman Hate Criming:
https://youtu.be/BLPM-P7mNQw?list=RDlZLVi4v7lSM&t=7

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (8J/Te)

217 209 187 Now Clinton's biggest backers want a "campaign autopsy," which could expose Clinton's entire operation. The donors are demanding to know where Clinton spent the near $1.5 billion in campaign resources she collected in the closing months. They want the receipts. They are demanding an honest investigation of how Clinton failed to read the mood in swing states and how her Brooklyn operation misread polling data.
The donors are not buying the Russian hack story. Putin isn't the only explanation for her failure and they are now pointing the finger at Hillary. She never bothered to go to Wisconsin. The story running behind the curtain is that fundraisers are cutting off all donations to the Democratic Party until this honest review is carried out. They do not want to hear about Comey and Putin.
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

Uh oh ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (SRKgf)

This is glorious. She is boned. She has nowhere to run on this planet and probably others.

I would not be surprised if she faked her own death at this point.

Posted by: Hoaxing Pepe, ripping shows at the library at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (jLChk)

218 You know what I consider be fake news, the idea that if Hillary just campaigned in WI and MI she would have won.

I agree, but people who work on campaigns for a living need that "ground game" myth to get paid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)

219 I wonder if there's any difference between a sociopath and someone who can rationalize a hoax with "fake, but accurate".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (iynDC)

220
Neighbor's yard. Bitch STILL has a Bernie sign up.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at

Bonfire?

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (VtLx6)

221 "You know what I consider be fake news, the idea that if Hillary just campaigned in WI and MI she would have won."

Trump would still have had 280.

The Pundits said that PA was a must win for Trump. It was actually a must win for Hillary.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (SIY7D)

222 >>>I wonder if there's any difference between a sociopath and someone who can rationalize a hoax with "fake, but accurate".

Don't talk down to legitimate journalists.

Posted by: Cap'n Dan the Newsman at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (EUMr7)

223 Politico has the campaign autopsy story. At this point the Clintons have a foundation but not much leverage, its going to be tough to fight off the circling sharks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (39g3+)

224 >>>The Pundits said that PA was a must win for Trump. It was actually a must win for Hillary.

Oops.

I was at a customer's plant in Allentown, just outside Philly, in late October. ALL the employees were Trump. Trump signs were pretty visible. This is a heavily Dem area. I thought he might win it based on that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (EUMr7)

225 As I most recently emailed Ace, little holds a candle to Kurt Eichenwald's most recent seizure-inducing Tweet claim. No proof to date, but there's a strobing YouTube video of Eichenwald and his band, 2010 Blues proudly Tweeted as of Nov 17.

Hoax victimization, the sure cure for rapidly imploding relevance.

Posted by: Jamiet at December 21, 2016 08:22 PM (xuma8)

226 Hey Ace I want to contribute some money but I don't use PayPal. Other method?

Posted by: ting hung lo at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (xZc4z)

227 I'm sure a thousand commenters have said this, but faking a hate crime should be ctreated as a hate crime.

Posted by: Mark in Portland at December 21, 2016 09:33 PM (WAdFU)

228 All these progressives who claim that they are centrist - why does no one ask them who or which groups are to the left of them?

Are socialists to the left of them? Occupy Wall Street? Bernie Boyz? University "studies" departments? If all these groups are centrist to the progressives - again, who is to the left of them? who are they who make progressives centrist?

Posted by: Badger Expat at December 21, 2016 10:07 PM (o7l6R)

229 When he writes "even the blind can see that 9/11 was an inside job" he is referring to Omar Abdul Rahman, the blind sheikh. And yes - it was an inside job to sheikh Rahman, (he being on the inside and all).

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 21, 2016 10:11 PM (o7l6R)

230 A crime is a crime. The criminal's motivation, i.e."hate" should not be relevant.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:56 AM (nQ10o)

231 The ultimate fake news? That Clinton supporters outnumber Trump supporters. After an 18 month, 24/7 campaign to deliberately suppress the Trump vote (he's unfit and has no chance of winning), one must assume that a sizable number Trump supporters didn't bother to go to the polls. The good news? We are not likely to believe the media again.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 02:25 AM (nQ10o)

232 Ace, your use of "x" in this post is hilarious.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 22, 2016 08:51 AM (v+ehC)

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