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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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The (Fake) Morning Report 12/20/2016
- Obama Heads to Golf Course After Receiving Reports on Berlin Attack and Russian Ambassador Death
- Remember when Michelle Obama wore this to a posthumous Medal Of Honor ceremony?
- Lena Dunham: "I Haven't Had An Abortion, But I Wish I Had"
- Example #21,987 that Paul Krugman is delusional and a retard
- 239 years ago the Continental Army entered Valley Forge
- December 20, 1957, Elvis Presley is drafted
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at December 20, 2016 06:36 AM (ITucM)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: KWDreaming at December 20, 2016 06:37 AM (AkcYt)
There sure are a lot of shenanigans in Turkey recently. If only we had outfits in the US Government that could find out what is going on behind the facade. If only ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:39 AM (mpXpK)
Unless you blindfold the turkey baster that ain't going to happen
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:39 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Reprise for the daywalkers.
And may every traffic light turn green as you approach.
4 days to the start of full-contact Christmas Shopping. Wahoo!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Say Walz? at December 20, 2016 06:41 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:41 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 20, 2016 06:42 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:42 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2hTQ3SR
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 06:44 AM (wJky2)
http://fxn.ws/2i9XLb2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
Gotta give them credit.
Lefties have done more in the last 40 days or so to damage Brand Progressive, then anything the Right could have done to them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2016 06:45 AM (J+eG2)
http://fxn.ws/2i7gnZ7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:45 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2i2HxEt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:45 AM (mpXpK)
Good morning.
Klugbrain does not have a Nobel in the Sciences. Big difference. A real genius would have a great idea more than once. Klugbrain is no genius.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
http://bit.ly/2hOaWzl
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)
https://twitter.com/asamjulian/status/811033832245854209
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (Om16U)
The Choom warns Trump against the overuse of executive orders.
http://bit.ly/2gT8BB9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)
Soros has been trying to buy up local DA elections across the country for years. Here he loses a big one in TX after donating $100,000 to put his "man" in office.
http://bit.ly/2h6sfP6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)
Slept almost 8 straight hours. Rare.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2016 06:47 AM (Tz9cL)
The pardon one is within his designated power, and pbho finds a way to diss America. Again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
You need more alcohol. SHillary can sleep for 36 hours straight. Like a baby.
She drools and poops herself
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:49 AM (8ikIW)
Next victim of an attack by any one of the criminals should seriously contemplate a law suit against the pardoner in chief.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2016 06:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 20, 2016 06:49 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 06:50 AM (BKV7y)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2016 06:50 AM (Tz9cL)
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2016 06:51 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 06:51 AM (BO/km)
It is certainly too bright and gaudy for such a somber ceremony.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 20, 2016 06:51 AM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 20, 2016 06:52 AM (J8/9G)
Hey Vic did you see Akeem Jamal Woodard shot up the hospital in Dublin?
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 06:51 AM (BO/km)
Which Dublin?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:52 AM (mpXpK)
Thats a bold prediction. A terror attack, Yeah what are the odds.
Krugman is a deceitful little shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2016 06:52 AM (Tz9cL)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2016 06:53 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 06:53 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 06:54 AM (BO/km)
No Zsa Zsa nor sexy Mary Poppins today.
I don't know how many of you know of Quentin Crisp. A gay writer, model and playwright, he is probably best known for his autobiography The Naked Civil Servant.
In 1988, he published a collection of film essays under the title How to Go to the Movies. One of the pieces was a short musing over the career of Jean Harlow (warning: the title picture may be NSFW):
http://tinyurl.com/gwa6qxd
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 06:54 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2016 06:55 AM (vF1xs)
I am not lookink for classified secrets but do you know anyone for to tellinK me as a joke?
Ha ha ha!
I am not the Russian Hacker!
Posted by: Russian Hacker.....No! Wait! at December 20, 2016 06:57 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:58 AM (mpXpK)
See - religion of peace! In a little while this guy will graduate to lorries.
(Delete space before jihadi)
http://pamelageller.com/2016/12/shouting-allah-quran-hand- jihadi-storms-stage-nursery-school-kindergarten-play-austria.html/
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 20, 2016 06:59 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Dumblurker at December 20, 2016 06:59 AM (ohCwJ)
Just keeps on getting better & better.
Onward to the inauguration ! Woohoo !
Thanks for all the choice news, CBD & Vic !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 20, 2016 06:59 AM (nrnR5)
On the Elvis thing. I've got a old snap shot, black and white, of Elvis while he was in the army. It's only been seen by a handful of people and never been published.
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 20, 2016 07:01 AM (KoeFI)
Posted by: SD at December 20, 2016 07:02 AM (3wfnv)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 07:03 AM (BKV7y)
So ... is Anthony Weiner stll holed up in rehab ... conveniently out of the state of New York ?
Posted by: SD at December 20, 2016 07:02 AM (3wfnv)
He ran out of other people's money and dropped out.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 07:03 AM (mpXpK)
There was a story two or three weeks back about him being kicked loose.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 07:04 AM (wJky2)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 07:04 AM (d76uN)
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I don't think I'd let my children go back to that school. Once these nuts get fixated on something....
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 07:05 AM (BKV7y)
My wife and her twin sister snuck in a cassette recorder to an Elvis concert....all you could hear on the tape was flash bulbs and women screaming.
Posted by: BignJames at December 20, 2016 07:05 AM (x9c8r)
Like many cities in Georgia the urban environment is populated by thugs living off of EBT cards and convenience store robbery proceeds.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:06 AM (BO/km)
On the plus side, at least wiener would know where hoffa is.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 07:07 AM (d76uN)
populated by thugs living off of EBT cards and convenience store
robbery proceeds.
Posted by: freaked
That's because they are food deserts and they cannot buy organic kale.
If they would open a Whole Foods in those areas it would be different.
Plus give them another place to rob
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 20, 2016 07:09 AM (+kwUl)
'The city has turned into a third world shit hole.'
Like many cities in Georgia the urban environment is populated by
thugs living off of EBT cards and convenience store robbery proceeds.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:06 AM (BO/km)
When I graduated the city HS was one of the top rated schools in the State. Everybody moved into the city to go to that HS. The feds stepped in and ruined it. Now the HS is shit and everyone has moved out of the city except the people you described. There is one neighborhood in the city limits that still has a half and half smattering of working people. But it is rapidly decaying.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 07:09 AM (mpXpK)
Most of those walking away from their duty were supposed to have voted for Hillzabub but just couldn't bring themselves to do so.
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 07:10 AM (BKV7y)
Do they call Somalis African Austrians over there? Or maybe African American Austrians?
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:10 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: BignJames at December 20, 2016 07:05 AM (x9c8r)
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lol,, that sounds about right
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 20, 2016 07:12 AM (KoeFI)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2016 07:13 AM (JvrzA)
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:10 AM (BO/km)
In Mexico, they call them Tomalis.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2016 07:14 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 07:14 AM (BKV7y)
Last year closed out at 344, which may have been Peak Murder for the city.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2016 07:15 AM (J+eG2)
What a brain-dead monumental waste of time and effort. But it was no doubt a hit with his fellow libs and moved him up a notch or two in their hierarchy. Also could be the first time anybody ever read that whole screed by Coates.
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2016 07:16 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: T at December 20, 2016 07:16 AM (OFC8R)
Hillary still has a chance!
If we can get Chief justice John Roberts to refuse to give the Oath of Office to Hitler Trump
and give it to Hillary instead,
she will be President!!!!!
Start sending your letters now!!!!
We can do this people!!!
This is Our America!!!!!111!1!111111!1
Posted by: Adult Baby Stamping His Feet Really Really Hard at December 20, 2016 07:17 AM (9q7Dl)
computer. A federal judge says otherwise and orders it unsealed.
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.They need to watch what they are saying. She lost her get out of jail free card.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2016 07:18 AM (icl5y)
'We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents. A person who has during all time maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order. '
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:20 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: redenzo at December 20, 2016 07:21 AM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Case at December 20, 2016 07:22 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Hamilton at December 20, 2016 07:22 AM (sCjDS)
Haven't read the article. The headline reminds me of that old song lyric, which I can't remember exactly but goes something like: "There's a whole lotta things I ain't never done, but I ain't never had too much fun"
http://tinyurl.com/j8rk6vo
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 07:23 AM (BKV7y)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 07:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 07:25 AM (B+qrE)
They had invested heavily in free range organic polyester to drape Her Dumpiness. Now it is in the warehouses and can only be sold for a loss.
The design for her inauguration was called the Pierogi. A complete cover with a pinched back. In a design that would not only slim her, but camouflage any leakage.
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 07:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Her Mother at December 20, 2016 07:27 AM (uyrlv)
This is how it's going to be for now on. Regardless of who the GOP runs.
Posted by: SD at December 20, 2016 07:27 AM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Satan at December 20, 2016 07:29 AM (BKV7y)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 20, 2016 07:29 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 07:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Adult Baby Stamping His Feet Really Really Hard at December 20, 2016 07:17 AM (9q7Dl)
This would be funny if it were not for the fact that this sounds exactly like the majority of my neighbors - and they are not trying to be amusing.
Posted by: moon over vermont at December 20, 2016 07:31 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Case at December 20, 2016 07:31 AM (rb1zT)
A few years back I read an erotic SF story about a sexbot and a fellow who had arranged to be a beta tester for it. The problem was that the bot took his orgasmic groans literally and when he moaned that a certain sex act was "the best ever!" it concluded that that act was the only thing he wanted and that he wanted the bot to perform continually with barely a break for food and bathroom duties.
By the end of the story, the sexbot had sealed off the house and cut off all outside communications ("I'm all you need now!") and the man was desperately messaging the company on his last working laptop to please, please come over and take the sexbot back to the factory!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 07:32 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
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In many ways, this is my story.
Posted by: Anthony Abedin-Weiner at December 20, 2016 07:34 AM (BKV7y)
************
The FBI is supposed to release today the search warrant, the application for the search warrant, and the affidavit that supports the search warrant for Huma's laptop today.
That should make for interesting reading.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2016 07:36 AM (oZEJt)
Honestly, that's how i feel about the media, Hollywood, Democrats & the left generally, you name it.
We're giving them oxygen by paying attention to them, time to starve them out.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 20, 2016 07:37 AM (nrnR5)
Lena Dunham is hot.
Posted by: Satan at December 20, 2016 07:29 AM (BKV7y)
__________________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 20, 2016 07:37 AM (KoeFI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 07:24 AM (mpXpK)
Yep.
Posted by: Golfman at December 20, 2016 07:38 AM (k0S3A)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 07:39 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adult Baby Stamping His Feet Really Really Hard at December 20, 2016 07:17 AM (9q7Dl)
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No Baby, this isn't YOUR America. YOUR America is further south...say Cuba, or Venezuela.
Posted by: The Deplorable Stu-22 at December 20, 2016 07:41 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 20, 2016 07:42 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 07:10 AM (BO/km)
In Mexico, they call them Tomalis.
H
Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2016 07:14 AM (9q7Dl)
This made me laugh really hard. So thanks for that, NF.
Posted by: Gem at December 20, 2016 07:44 AM (uaHyk)
Best Imitation of a Presidential Candidate by a Glob of Biscuit Dough-
Jeb Bush
Best Avoided Blow Job, Which was like Rattling Your Junk Around in a Bag of Beef Jerky
Madonna's Free "Vote For Hillary" Beejers
Best Imitation of Burning Martyr-
Collective Award to NeverTrumptards
Best Voluntary Career Suicide-
Collective Award to NeverTrumptard Professional Conservatives
Best Reaching for the Golden Crown of Power that is Your's and All the Best People Agree that It Is Your's Because it's Your Turn! And Look! The Bright and Shiny Angels of Media Are Delivering to You that Glorious Crown of Power and You Really Really Deserve It and It is So Near and So Beautiful That Culmination of All, Yes! All of Your Dreams and -
Oops! You Slip on a Dog Turd and Fall Into a Huge Pot of Camel Vomit then Roll Around in Broken Glass and Accidentally Set Yourself on Fire As You're Getting Ass-Raped By a Donkey.
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2016 07:45 AM (9q7Dl)
...but because the man hadn't purchased the extended warranty, some dismissive tech support type refused to order a service call, and the man was fucked to death. Right?
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 07:46 AM (Bdeb0)
On Lena Dunham: Seek some professional mental help.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 07:46 AM (hLRSq)
Or, as Amy Schumer calls it, "Monday."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 07:47 AM (X6fMO)
Best Petard Hoist: The sneering media, with its evident disdain for representative government on display 24/7, unable to figure out that very thing is what was driving their opposition.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 20, 2016 07:47 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 07:46 AM (Bdeb0)
As I remember, the end of the story implied that he was going to be sexed to death. It was actually a funny story, all told through the man's e-mails to the sexbot company, each one getting more unnerving and frantic as he realized how badly the bot's programming was failing.
If I weren't at work, I could probably internet search the title, but I can't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 07:50 AM (X6fMO)
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy New Year
Fuck Fredo and The FAB will never be President
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 07:50 AM (sRFAL)
The Choom warns Trump against the overuse of executive orders.
http://bit.ly/2gT8BB9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)
Trump needs to tell Barry that check out time is in 30 days. In the mean time STFU
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2016 07:50 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Gem at December 20, 2016 07:51 AM (uaHyk)
That would require introspection.
That would require objectivity.
That would require A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT.
I think you can see their dilemma.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 07:51 AM (B+qrE)
Bring out Merkel's Dead!!!
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 07:52 AM (J70i0)
it reveals the politicization of the federal bureaucracy by obama, who is setting up hq for his shadow government nearby. no doubt he tells himself he can grind the govt. to a halt at his word. maybe he can.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2016 07:54 AM (WTSFk)
See - religion of peace! In a little while this guy will graduate to lorries.
They should have gone all 1683 on his ass
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2016 07:54 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2016 06:45 AM (J+eG2)
Letting the most mentally damaged people available be your spokesmen is usually a poor idea.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 07:55 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Gem at December 20, 2016 07:55 AM (uaHyk)
Gotta give them credit.
Lefties have done more in the last 40 days or so to damage Brand Progressive, then anything the right did in 8 years of not really trying.
Fify
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2016 07:56 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 07:56 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2016 07:50 AM (auHtY)
It's best to just ignore him.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 07:57 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2016 07:57 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Gem at December 20, 2016 07:57 AM (uaHyk)
After not returning to the hotel following the terror attack in Berlin Monday, the Israeli man was found in serious condition at a Berlin hospital; Consular staff en route to hospital to visit family.
And the muslims thought they were killing Christians. Well I guess the jokes on them ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 07:57 AM (sRFAL)
was going to be sexed to death. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 07:50 AM (X6fMO)
If Will Self had written the story, it would've ended with the dead man's family discovering an exhaustively graphic, morbidly amusing London Times obituary...
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 07:57 AM (Bdeb0)
See - religion of peace! In a little while this guy will graduate to lorries.
They should have gone all 1683 on his ass
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2016 07:54 AM (auHtY)
Defenestration would have been a good reaction.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 07:58 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 07:56 AM (J70i0)
The real killers are all around them in the millions thanks to Angie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2016 07:58 AM (auHtY)
That didn't start with Obama.
Hopefully, a dent will be made over the course of the next few years.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 07:59 AM (B+qrE)
representative government on display 24/7, unable to figure out that
very thing is what was driving their opposition.
.
.
.They need to keep it up along with the democrats. The more they reinforce their own behavior the better it is for the Country.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2016 07:59 AM (icl5y)
I will eat my left shoe if the attacker is not an asylum seeker.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:00 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2016 07:54 AM (WTSFk)
Most people would cheer if the Feds ground to a halt. All I want is Barky caught influencing Federal officials and the DOJ giving him a perp walk.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 08:00 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2016 08:01 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:00 AM (B+qrE)
If they can bury it they will. The establishment in Germany has to be hanging by a thread.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 08:02 AM (J70i0)
Well the new bridge would be nice but I would like Dublin to thrive. I have several good customers down there, including Mr Hall's construction company.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)
"December 16, 2016 Friday
Taxpayers will fork over nearly $10 billion more next year to cover double-digit premium hikes for subsidized health insurance under President Barack Obama's law, according to a study released Thursday."
I recall Barky the other day saying that Obamacare needed a few tweaks, like more subsidies and a 'public option'.
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 08:06 AM (b7fwp)
I am sure that all of the other Democrats in DC, the ones with elected offices, will just be peachy-keen about Barack sticking around and sucking up all of their political oxygen as well as all of the money.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 08:07 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2016 08:07 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2016 08:07 AM (dnWSK)
Just a slow morning, I suspect.
I'd like to be on Vic's porch with a hot, steaming mug of coffee and a healthy splash of Bailey's.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (+kwUl)
it reveals the politicization of the federal bureaucracy by obama, who
is setting up hq for his shadow government nearby. no doubt he tells
himself he can grind the govt. to a halt at his word. maybe he can.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2016 07:54 AM (WTSF
This assumes without any evidence--in fact a preponderance of evidence to the contrary--that Obama has discovered some reservoir of ambition. He was bored with presidentin' weeks into the job; he's left the store largely untended for years. There's no Obama rearguard action--he's going to play golf, match wits with rap stars and Kardashians, and seek the head-patting approval of his paleface puppemasters.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (b7fwp)
She wants the Muslim Brotherhood outlawed here, doesn't accept sharia law, and thinks that the Saudi pushed Wahhabi version of islam is a problem. So far so good.
On the downside, she claims that the extremists take the teachings of the Koran 'out of context'. She doesn't mention that majorities of muslims in almost any nation you care to name believe in sharia law and want it imposed.
Finally, she acknowledges that islam needs a reform movement, but makes no mention of how to get it started.
Anyway, food for thought.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2016 08:10 AM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2016 08:10 AM (dnWSK)
'When that happens I predict Dublin will dry up and blow away.'
Well the new bridge would be nice but I would like Dublin to thrive.
I have several good customers down there, including Mr Hall's
construction company.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)
I went to HS with him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 08:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2016 08:12 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (X6fMO)
It has been miserable put there for the last 4 or 5 days. Rainy and cold. You need to wait for Spring when all the trees and bushes start blooming.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 08:12 AM (mpXpK)
My Old Yob I knew everyone and the underlings who work for the Higher ups and I could get things done. The New Yob involves money and money makes people crazy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 08:14 AM (sRFAL)
You don't. When your rule book gives you permission to to lie, you don't trust them.
Ever.
Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 08:15 AM (wJky2)
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 08:09 AM (b7fwp)
I predict that will turn out as well as the GOPe plans to stop Trump at the convention by a revolt of the delegates and the "Hamilton electors" plan, and for the same reason: the people promoting the plan have access to media and can get their message across often and in volume. However, they lack the numbers to actually make the plan happen. One guy screaming in a television studio, no matter how cool the graphics are, does not make a political movement.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 08:15 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lauren at December 20, 2016 08:15 AM (p7G3y)
You don't. When your rule book gives you permission to to lie, you don't trust them.
Ever.
Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 08:15 AM (wJky2)
I have muslim patients and part time muslim assistants. Rule of thumb: Never turn your back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 08:17 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 08:18 AM (sRFAL)
Fevered dreams having their Steiner moment.
If electors wouldn't flip, why would elected representatives, beholden to the voters flip?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 08:18 AM (wJky2)
I gotta get in on gofundme.
Send me money for hiring special speshul prosecutors and private eyes!!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 08:20 AM (wJky2)
Again, they have real trouble with math.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:20 AM (B+qrE)
I'm pretty fricken happy and have been since November 8.
Posted by: Seems legit at December 20, 2016 08:20 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 07:56 AM (J70i0)
Hey, I've been looking for the real killer for years
Posted by: O J Simpson at December 20, 2016 08:21 AM (7HtZB)
Me, too!
Posted by: Vic's neighbor at December 20, 2016 08:21 AM (BAs7L)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 20, 2016 08:26 AM (eeTCA)
I always picture Vic's place with a moat. And boiling oil.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:26 AM (B+qrE)
Apropos of which, I had to go to the local Barnes and Noble yesterday. I will be so fucking glad when this whole "Hamilton" craze is over. During one trip, I saw ever-more-elaborate tomes about the silly show, at least three bios of Hamilton, another couple about Hamilton and Washington, one about Hamilton and Burr and, finally (as you knew was coming) a love story novel about Hamilton.
All swallowed by a bunch of idiots who couldn't spell "Federalist" if you spotted them the "F," the "D," the "R," the "A," the "L," the "I," the "S" and the "T" and let them pick a vowel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO)
++++
If gender is a social construct, then so is the condition of pregnancy, the reality of a baby, the personhood of a living being.
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:28 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2016 08:28 AM (6n332)
Posted by: Vic's neighbor's wife at December 20, 2016 08:29 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2016 08:29 AM (p+Wdc)
While were at it let's get rid of men wearing flip-flops with jeans. Bad combo assholes.
Posted by: MFM at December 20, 2016 08:29 AM (/yt38)
And another that will show her within the margin of error in AZ.
Going to be an early night for Trump on Election Day.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 20, 2016 08:29 AM (e2Rx3)
I'm pretty fricken happy and have been since November 8.
Posted by: Seems legit at December 20, 2016 08:20 AM (U+nHb)
I suspect that in Paulie Enron's mind, "disheartened Trump voters" are those who, he is certain, are furious that women are still in the workplace, Muslims are not yet in death camps and gays are not yet swinging from trees
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (B+qrE)
Doesn't it make it rather difficult to do your work if you can never turn your back on the patients or the people who work for you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (tOcW/)
I'd have gone with "her dumplingness", but horse for courses I suppose.
Posted by: Twill Gynn, Chamber of Commerce Monkey boy at December 20, 2016 08:31 AM (kVX3W)
Lena Dunham is hot.
Posted by: Satan at December 20, 2016 07:29 AM (BKV7y)
__________________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 20, 2016 07:37 AM (KoeFI)
Me too.
Posted by: Negan, with Lucille in hand at December 20, 2016 08:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lauren at December 20, 2016 08:15 AM (p7G3y)
She is a very damaged individual. Obama's a damaged individual. Most of the hard Left are damaged people who are looking for some utopia to fix their problems.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 20, 2016 08:32 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (tOcW/)
Nah, But:
Eternal vigilance is the Price of Freedom!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2016 08:32 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:33 AM (ZiGe/)
While were at it let's get rid of men wearing flip-flops with jeans. Bad combo assholes.
Posted by: MFM at December 20, 2016 08:29 AM (/yt3
Could we please just keep the flip-flops confined to beaches and pools and away from supermarkets? I'm all for a total ban on adults wearing pyjamas in public and males wearing those stupid children's hats that look like animals.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 20, 2016 08:34 AM (oQQwD)
This never gets old.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (B+qrE)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at December 20, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
I just checked and, uh, . . . Trump will be President for the next 4 years!!
Suck it, lefties!!
--
Can you imagine the howls of racism if any Republican had engaged in 1/1000 of the "protests" the leftists have done against Trump?
And, in 2012, there was a lot more legitimate concerns about the integrity of the election than today.
However, I'm surprised they're still on "Russia did it." It's been like, two weeks now.
I guess those Electors voted anyway, even though their demand to be briefed was denied--I thought it was super, duper important they have that info first?
Oh, you mean they were going to vote for Hillary no matter what?
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 20, 2016 08:35 AM (e2Rx3)
I hesitate to even venture a title for the production. "MLK En Blanc?"
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 08:36 AM (Bdeb0)
Am I missing something? Is this a thing?
Or is Ace just confusing people again when he appears in public?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:36 AM (B+qrE)
Shaun King.
Then stand back and watch the fireworks.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2016 08:37 AM (uyrlv)
Intentionally getting pregnant just so you can abort the baby and become "one with the Feminists".
Proving again that the goal is to push the envelope against any boundary what so ever, just to prove you are in charge of the culture.
And I can't get over the lack of self awareness in her family. Your mother is preaching the importance of infanticide, and you don't stop and say "wait a second, what if YOU had decided that I was inconvenient? I'd be dead."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 20, 2016 08:40 AM (wfDW1)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 20, 2016 08:34 AM (oQQwD)
I had to go to Walmart yesterday, and of course saw a woman wearing goofy cow slippers in line behind me. And this is a nice Walmart, people wear their fancy sweatpants there.
Posted by: Negan, with Lucille in hand at December 20, 2016 08:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2016 08:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: IC at December 20, 2016 08:41 AM (gcme+)
Am I missing something? Is this a thing?
Or is Ace just confusing people again when he appears in public?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:36 AM (B+qrE)
It's a thing on the East Coast and has been for a few years. They are weird hats with ears and long pieces that hang down the sides ( a stupid take-off on a sherpa hat?) They are made of cheap looking fake fur and meant to look like kitty ears or lamb ears or whatever and males wear them. They would actually be cute little hats if they were worn by four year old girls.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 20, 2016 08:42 AM (oQQwD)
where they wear holiday tube-tops, right?
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 08:42 AM (hBig8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 20, 2016 08:40 AM (wfDW1)
Ashley Judd said the same thing to her mom, when she told her that her grandmother didn't plan on being pregnant with her. You're telling your mom that you wish she - and by extension yourself - had never been born.
Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2016 08:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 08:43 AM (hBig8)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:44 AM (ZiGe/)
The schadenfreude, will it never end?
Why did she claim that? She didn't see it or something?
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 08:44 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 08:45 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 08:46 AM (hBig8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2016 08:46 AM (uyrlv)
LOL. People wear dressy flip-flops to church 10 months out of the year.
I still haven't managed to wrap my brain around the idea of "dressy flip-flops"...
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 08:48 AM (gTQoY)
...They had invested heavily in free range organic polyester to drape Her Dumpiness. Now it is in the warehouses and can only be sold for a loss.
Call me. I will take all that material off your hands for my next art project. I'm thinking of draping the Grand Canyon in a tribute to vajazzling.
Posted by: Christo at December 20, 2016 08:48 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Have you tried melatonin or wearing socks to bed?. I know the latter sounds stupid but apparently studies indicate that it helps with sleep, and I have tried it and it helps..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2016 08:49 AM (tOcW/)
This goes on in Minneapolis too, see it a couple three times a week on the light rail.
While we're on the subject, would like to institute some sort of cattle prodding penalty for men that sport the "sleek satchels" that look like purses.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 08:49 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 08:50 AM (gTQoY)
LMFAO here. Updated version of the 4-5 Trumpsters against 20...well, now it is nine. But geebus this is some funny shit.
http://tinyurl.com/hc8ehw3
Peter Soeller, who was among those attacked by the men, told Hyperallergic that the group was aggressive. 'All of them were like, 'Yay Trump, yes Trump, we love Trump.'
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Sure thing.
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was wearing a T-shirt at one point, which he took off to show off his muscles and tattoos before he started to assault the group
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Afterward, according to Basillas, they saw the men (the Trump supporters) approach a police car, talk to the officers in it, and then walk away.
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So surely a police report was filed....
Oh wait.
'We didn't file a police report because we don't trust the police,' he said.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 08:50 AM (wo3jg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:30 AM (B+qrE)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at December 20, 2016 08:34 AM
Neither does this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2016 08:51 AM (p+Wdc)
No one believes the Turks on this, but hey! Why not? Blame your enemy.
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 08:52 AM (LISuA)
computer. A federal judge says otherwise and orders it unsealed.
The schadenfreude, will it never end?
Why did she claim that? She didn't see it or something?
.
.
.It doesn't matter if she saw the actual physical warrant or not, her hubby did and it was a computer in their house and he bent over backwards cooperating with the Cops so everything in their house was fair game regardless of what she saw or did not see.
As I noted above, she needs to shut up. She no longer has absolute protection from prosecution.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (icl5y)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 08:49 AM (kVX3W)
Messenger bag ok?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (wo3jg)
Eau de Bullshit, the new fragrance from Calvin Klein
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (ZiGe/)
Grown men in shorts....year round....wearing winter coats.
Posted by: BignJames at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (ZQfW9)
Most certainly. Those are functional and so forth.
I'm talking about the "satchels" that would have difficulty holding a decent sized sammitch.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (FNROi)
It chaps my ass that so much time is being spent on demonizing Russia for hacking the DNC and Podesta while virtually none is being spent on shedding light on the fact that all of the information released so far from the revelations in the emails is information that we - as fucking Americans - should be entitled to out of hand.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (Gh3fw)
I don't see a problem here.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (LISuA)
No one believes the Turks on this, but hey! Why not? Blame your enemy
+++
No it's possible. The guy had apparently been part of the purge in Turkey and Gulen was behind a lot of that.
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:56 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM
Does it have a weapon in it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2016 08:56 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: The Shakin' Ghost of Elvis at December 20, 2016 08:57 AM (j2unV)
I...what?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 08:57 AM (B+qrE)
Yup. You'll note that in their towering denunciations of Russia and it's purported hacking, none of the knee pad media or the shrieking dumbocrats say word one about any of the nasty sh*t in the emails being false.
Not a single feckin' word.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 08:58 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:58 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 08:58 AM (gTQoY)
Grown men in shorts....year round....wearing winter coats.
Posted by: BignJames at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM (x9c8r)
Women in big furry Ugg boots. They look like they killed a Wookiee!
Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2016 08:58 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:58 AM (ZiGe/)
"The Weekly Standard is the most important conservative magazine in the country"
--DAVID BROOKS, The New York Times
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (Sfs6o)
If you can't refute the message ... attack the messenger.
Posted by: SD at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (FNROi)
The most historical ever? This guy thinks so, and so do I
http://tinyurl.com/z42u6ya
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (NbJXF)
Yes they are. And look at the state of that place- frickin' dump, yo.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 09:00 AM (kVX3W)
Derbyshire's podcast asked rhetorically what would happen if a Broadway
play depicting MLK's life was staged--with an all-white cast.
I don't see a problem here. Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at December 20, 2016 08:55 AM (LISuA)
I don't, either, and if former President Obama shows up, I want Paul Reubens as MLK to lecture him on black crime statistics.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 09:00 AM (Bdeb0)
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I think you're referring to the staged "coup" and not the purge. Erdogan was behind the purge, obviously, and probably also organized the coup (as a pretext for his purge). Gulen is a political opponent of Erdogan, who is an Islamist enemy of America and the west, and while Gulen may also be a bad man he isn't regarded as such by our government. Even Erdogan probably doesn't believe this, and certainly hasn't shown any evidence.
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:02 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:02 AM (ZiGe/)
Just so. Also known as-
If you can't pound the facts, pound the table.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 09:02 AM (kVX3W)
Pffft You Were Gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJZY__j0Tyk
RIP
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:03 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 08:33 AM (ZiGe/)
Wait, this is that "Sometimes 'y' thing."
Stupid Privileged White Old Men think we can't figure things out, but we'll show them.
Posted by: LIV College Student at December 20, 2016 09:04 AM (Ojki1)
During that period, presumably because associated with Gulen
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:05 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 08:48 AM (gTQoY)
==========================
I have some white flip flops with rhinestones on the straps and toe thing,
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:05 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: POTUS Barry at December 20, 2016 09:06 AM (+kwUl)
http://tinyurl.com/z3qohye
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:06 AM (LISuA)
Wait, this is that "Sometimes 'y' thing."
++++
And back in those days remember they used f for S a lot
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:07 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 08:53 AM
Does it have a weapon in it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 20, 2016 08:56 AM (p+Wdc)
I'm in Mordor so no.
At least not a pew pew but a slice slice.
*actually back pocket.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 09:08 AM (wo3jg)
I'm pretty fricken happy and have been since November 8.
Posted by: Seems legit"
I know, right ?
He must be thinking of Democrats. Or Nevertrumpers.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 20, 2016 09:08 AM (nrnR5)
Posted by: The Minnesota Vikings at December 20, 2016 09:08 AM (tf9Ne)
Islamic jihadist practice Chinese dance position, encourage calm love and happy life bomb endings.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 09:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: V the K at December 20, 2016 09:09 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Monolithic Trump Supporters at December 20, 2016 09:10 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:10 AM (ZiGe/)
Hey! Me too!! They were tough to find in a size 15
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 09:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2016 09:11 AM (Sfs6o)
Never mind that she's identified an innocent guy as the rapist and he's now being harassed, and never mind that she's expressing the desire to kill a living being - getting that moral authority-thru-victimization is just so powerful one can't fret about who's hurt in the process, ya know?
What an awful, awful person she is.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:12 AM (NbJXF)
"The Weekly Standard is the most important conservative magazine in the country"
--DAVID BROOKS, The New York Times
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (b7fwp)
---------------------------------------------
I cannot believe WS or that other worthless rag, National Review, still have an audience. Perhaps if they fully complete their transformation into center/left fake media shills they might get funding from the Soros/Brock funders, but they bet the ranch on the outcome of POTUS 2016 and they lost bigly.
Posted by: Boots at December 20, 2016 09:12 AM (EBwPV)
she's been an obstetrics nurse for 33 years. Just in time for
Christmas. Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: V the K at December 20, 2016 09:09 AM (O7MnT)
============================
I'm so sorry. Why do they always seem to make these cuts at Christmas? It just seems cruel.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (d76uN)
=========
1) islam had it's reformation--that's what we see today. There is no liberalizing, modernizing, humane version of islam: This is islam as it was and always has been--how their founder wanted it.
2) this idea of a reformation assumes the wrong things about what Christianity is and was.
3) this idea that islam can have some sort of moderating change, a reformation, never examines WHAT needs changed about islam. Because, if you changed islam in the ways to make it compatible with modern life--there would be nothing left.
It would be like telling the Catholics they have to give up communion.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:14 AM (ZiGe/)
Merkel Urges Stand Against Fear After Christmas Market Attack
What can that even mean? To someone trying to live his day, in and out: stay home? don't stay home? go to the Christmas markets? don't go to the Christmas markets?
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:14 AM (3jGss)
Obama and CNN still investigating. No doubt the Mohammedans were "Triggered" by the crusader's Christmas market.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:15 AM (NbJXF)
248 &&&&&&
Just checking
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (d76uN
Show off, now rub the umlauts in our face
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2016 09:15 AM (voOPb)
Fuck I am hungry. Who's got donuts
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:14 AM (ZiGe/)
None left
Posted by: Car 54 at December 20, 2016 09:15 AM (NbJXF)
Just checking
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (d76uN)
Ampersand envy.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:15 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:14 AM (ZiGe/)
Dunkin. Dunkin has donuts.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:16 AM (8hICw)
his day, in and out: stay home? don't stay home? go to the Christmas
markets? don't go to the Christmas markets?
Posted by: m
She wants you to go to the markets. If any truck starts mowing people down, just stand there. That way when the drivers start running, they know who the bad guys are.
She's a genius.
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 09:16 AM (8ikIW)
Turkey worries me because Erdogan already purged anyone even remotely connected with his political opponents and his support of the MuzzieBros is creepy. My take is that assassin was Erdogan supporter gone wild. Thanks, BHO, Ottoman Empire v Persian Empire and everyone else is grist for the MuzzMill.
My 'dress' crocs are plain black with black socks.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 20, 2016 09:16 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (Sfs6o)
Whatever is popular in Europe is never popular at Casa Misanthrope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2016 09:17 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:17 AM (d76uN)
today. There is no liberalizing, modernizing, humane version of islam:
This is islam as it was and always has been--how their founder wanted
it. Posted by: RoyalOil at December 20, 2016 09:13 AM (e2Rx3)
Islam de-Hellenized in the Sunni areas (Levant, etc.), but ijtihad as practiced in Shiism holds as much promise as any aspect of Islam can for liberalization of their religion. Getting the Sunni maddhab to embrace ijtihad, though, would be a bridge too far.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2016 09:17 AM (Bdeb0)
See what happens.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:17 AM (d76uN)
Are you trying to make Pixy explode?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (8hICw)
stay home? don't stay home? go to the Christmas markets? don't go to the
Christmas markets?
Ugh, that's like a "war on terror". Who's the enemy - a tactic, an emotion?
Oh, OK.
Wonder how many German women are going to venture out on New Year's Eve? And by staying home, or only going out with a male escort they are conforming to their muslim immigrants' wishes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (NOIQH)
The gift all Morons covet:
http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/cheese-crackers-serving-board
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (gTQoY)
Too bright and flowery for a somber event, or was there something in the pattern I couldn't see, like Che silhouettes?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (6n332)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:19 AM (ZiGe/)
Here Comes Santa Claus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Fh7Aa3yyo
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:19 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:20 AM (d76uN)
Too bright and flowery for a somber event, or was there something in the pattern I couldn't see, like Che silhouettes?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (ty7RM)
========================
Gaudy color splashes like an outdoor cocktail party.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:21 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 09:21 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 09:21 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:16 AM (8hICw)
Krispy Kreme has donuts. Dunkin has cake with shit on the top that Yankees call donuts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:22 AM (NbJXF)
Something happened to the last update of FF. Messed up some stuff, youtube vids won't appear. Some images don't show up.
Brave is looking good. So time to dump ff.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:23 AM (d76uN)
What was the deal w/Mooch's dress?
Too bright and flowery for a somber event, or was there something in the pattern I couldn't see, like Che silhouettes?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2016 09:18 AM (ty7RM)
Too bright AND RED splashes at a Medal of Honor ceremony?
Does she not know blood is red? C*nt.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:23 AM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:20 AM (d76uN)
I see you like to live dangerously.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:23 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Paul Hogan at December 20, 2016 09:23 AM (+kwUl)
I am the most important internet commenter in the country.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (ZiGe/)
It would be nice if postsurgical instructions said to be sure to have plenty of chocolate ice cream and pizza.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (x43Df)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:16 AM (8hICw)
Krispy Kreme has donuts. Dunkin has cake with shit on the top that Yankees call donuts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:22 AM (NbJXF)
Oh boy. War of Northern Aggression with crossbows right there.
Posted by: Santa joncelli at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (dFi94)
Zombie posted that link here yesterday.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 09:22 AM (NbJXF)
You don't have to get the cake donuts. Every other friday a co-worker brings in a dozen from Dunkin and they are normal donuts.
I'm in the middle of Iowa, though, so maybe it's different in your locale.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (8hICw)
muslim. She's a Dem, and has been given an award by TFG but her words
are still worth a read....
At this point people like her are not helping. In fact, I have to wonder if she was directed to portray moderate Islam without providing any real solution as part of a CAIR good cop-bad cop routine.
I'd rather listen people like Ayan Hirsi Ali and Mosab Hassan Yousef, who are willing to speak the hard truths, because we're past the point of hoping to peacefully co-habitate.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (NOIQH)
Krispy Kreme has donuts. Dunkin has cake with shit on the top that Yankees call donuts
+++
Ha. We've got a shop been around since the60s makes its own. KK can kiss my ass they suck
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (dFi94)
Second, it's gaudy, and looks like the common joke that Mooch gets her dress material from sofa, chair, and drape material.
And it shows the willing suspension of disbelief necessary for the media in general and fashion media in particular to pretend that Mooch was some sort of fashion icon.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (ZiGe/)
Even
Better
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (8hICw)
The Berlin police posted on Twitter: "We are especially alert. Please do the same." But "authorities" said,"alleged terrorist acts shouldn't be allowed to subvert normal life." And Merkel said, "We don't want to live paralyzed by fear of evil." Umm....
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (3jGss)
My 'dress' crocs are plain black with black socks.
Posted by: mustbequantum
My wife is pissed at me, I scraped her car windows this am in shorts, black socks, and crocs; then chatted with some neighbors who were walking dogs. I know the look she gave as she drove away was related to the socks and crocs fashion statement.
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:14 AM (ZiGe/)
Have a shit ton of butter cookies.
Did they not know that I hate butter cookies???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (wo3jg)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (dFi94)
It it is so far down the list of reasons that I would vote for or against someone that it barely registers. That being said, the late term stuff (and H and O's strong suppor of it) boggles my mind and makes me think they're evil. And tax payer funded options are a non-starter (but then again, tax payer funded options for almost everything are a non-starter for me).
I don't think I am that far out of the norm on this, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 20, 2016 09:27 AM (1H9ox)
What can that even mean? To someone trying to live his day, in and
out: stay home? don't stay home? go to the Christmas markets? don't go
to the Christmas markets?"
She meant take a stand against fear of Muslims (and hate too!) Just close your eyes to reality and feel the love because fear is a useless emotion as Michelle Obama has informed us.
In other words, don't worry the govt will take care of this in your best interests. Trust us.
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2016 09:27 AM (1BQGO)
Sounds like the confrontational attitude didn't originate with any 'Trump' supporters....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2016 09:27 AM (uyrlv)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:21 AM (dFi94)
And it was all about her. Selected without a thought given to the occasion.
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:27 AM (3jGss)
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It's the equivalent of Barry wearing a Hawaiian shirt to the ceremony.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:28 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:28 AM (ZiGe/)
Adding a belt chain."
....and complete the look with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher. Be the envy of everyone at this season's Holiday bashes!
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 20, 2016 09:28 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 20, 2016 09:29 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (3jGss)
What a horrible choice of words, how many of the injured will never walk again.
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 09:29 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:30 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:30 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 20, 2016 09:30 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:31 AM (dFi94)
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But, but, but . . . ALL the decorators say you need 'pops' of color.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 20, 2016 09:31 AM (MIKMs)
We can't do anything about them, so let's only talk about what we can do.
Or what you can do, cuz it's not like I can do anything about it.
Posted by: Merkel at December 20, 2016 09:32 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:32 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:33 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 20, 2016 09:33 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:33 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2016 09:33 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 09:34 AM (2RVmA)
now 19,975...
Posted by: Mallfly up and at 'em at December 20, 2016 09:35 AM (b7fwp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2016 09:35 AM (KP5rU)
++++
There are some, mostly as anti theft
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 20, 2016 09:35 AM (ZiGe/)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:25 AM (dFi94)
Thank you. My shopping is done. Madame knows what I got her. I'm taking off at noon today to swing by Costco and get 250 pounds of dog food and a couple of flats of canned meat. When I get home I'm grilling steaks, getting containers filled with kibble, scrubbing down two of the pens inside the kennel, topping off food and changing water in all the pens and stringing an extra length of water hose before we do the night feeding.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 20, 2016 09:35 AM (x43Df)
Imagine what the fashionista high-priestettes and high-queen priests would be saying. Ever heard Joan Rivers' commentary on the women at the red carpet? That would be tame in comparison.
I would like to do that experiment for real. Get Mooch's dresses like the above, and put them on some white women and claim they are flyover Republicans when you have some of those haute couture loons at some function.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (dFi94)
That and she's speaking to the *reaction* to the attacks, not the attacks.
The victims fear while the terrorists hate.
That is messed up and not different than Obama using every big terror attack to lecture us to stop hating Muslims - as if it's our fault, as if it's we who need to change.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jmel at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (jOsih)
I like open carry for one reason and one reason only - inadvertent exposure or printing.
I carry concealed on belt, but am no longer paranoid about 100% total concealment. Because I won't lose my license over it like before.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (wJky2)
Like this?
http://www.bulletblocker.com/bullet-proof-briefcase.html
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (tf9Ne)
=================================
After all that, you're going to need a hernia operation.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:37 AM (dFi94)
http://tinyurl.com/z42u6ya
Posted by: Nip Sip
Far too optimistic a take, but correct in many of the basics. Personally I think they launched their final push too soon--another generation and the deal would have been sealed...instead they went for broke while there were still enough people resistant to throw a box of spanners in the works.
And so at least some of the frogs are jumping out of the pot...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 20, 2016 09:38 AM (9krrF)
I yam what I yam.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 20, 2016 09:38 AM (97XyN)
Imagine in the future the United States collapses. Several groups of American Indians form their own country in some small area that they've lived in for as far back as we can trace. In response the Americans with Euro ancestors kick all of the rest of the people with American Indian ancestry out of the areas they control and wage endless war on them...
...and then the rest of the world accuses the American Indians of colonialism, racism, etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2016 09:38 AM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 20, 2016 09:38 AM (J9FkY)
Sometimes I feel that any night I'm still alive is the longest night of the year.
Not today, but sometimes.
And I think I'm coming down with a nasty cold. Oh, joy.
And prayers up for your MIL, V the K. Hospital bean-counters are the worst.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 09:38 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (DW+jj)
Don't hold back, Matt.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (ty7RM)
http://tinyurl.com/je38yh9
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:33 AM (LISuA)
No article to be found. Did VDH finally get the ax from NRO?
Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jmel at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (jOsih)
===================================
Me too. I hope Melania wears a big fur coat. It'll drive the PETA people nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (dFi94)
It would be nice if postsurgical instructions said to be sure to have plenty of chocolate ice cream and pizza.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 20, 2016 09:24 AM (x43Df)
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Kodos - I'm certain bluebell will confirm that ice cream is necessary for a quick and complete recovery.
Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (Sfs6o)
attack to lecture us to stop hating Muslims - as if it's our fault, as
if it's we who need to change.
***
Islam is not a threat to the elites in Europe or the US, at least in the near future. In fact having a fractured society with constant low levels of violence is the perfect excuse for an ever expanding police state.
If Islam didn't exist Merkel and co would have to invent it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 20, 2016 09:40 AM (X7E8f)
Don't hold back, Matt.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (ty7RM)
Stunning.
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:40 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:36 AM (dFi94)
Amazon is my friend.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2016 09:41 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy
Sorry, but I seem to be That Guy this year. Head has not been in the holiday at all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 20, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 09:41 AM (DW+jj)
___________________
Then why don't you stop importing evil, you stupid, stupid woman.
Posted by: Common Sense at December 20, 2016 09:42 AM (rgZEV)
I guess the simple answer is because they both hate America and side with America's enemies at every turn.
The only difference here is that the liberals get angry when their patriotism is questioned.
Posted by: RM at December 20, 2016 09:43 AM (U3LtS)
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:43 AM (3jGss)
http://tinyurl.com/zx8ecwj
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:43 AM (LISuA)
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DJT should as well. That would be a lot of fun.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 20, 2016 09:44 AM (MIKMs)
_________________
He won't do it. Fur coats make people look fatter, and Trump is sensitive about his appearance. He'll want to look good.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 20, 2016 09:46 AM (rgZEV)
This time next year, I'll be able to type barracks without wincing.
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at December 20, 2016 09:47 AM (UfqKz)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2016 09:47 AM (tf9Ne)
Grammie,
December 21st.
http://bit.ly/2h7FDCu
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2016 09:47 AM (wJky2)
The most historical ever? This guy thinks so, and so do I
http://tinyurl.com/z42u6ya
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 20, 2016 08:59 AM (NbJXF)
*That* is our very own Zombie.
I don't quite think so, as Hillary's popular vote total indicates that there are a larger number of people who buy into the bullshit than not. We were lucky this year that they self-selected themselves into those islands of insanity. But it only takes another Obama (or even a decent retail politician) to take a win based upon unrelated reasons to push The Agenda beyond the point of no return.
If we and Trump are unable to accomplish anything, that is. This is a "show, don't tell" moment for us to stop the advance and begin rolling it back.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 20, 2016 09:48 AM (R5EqA)
Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
=============================
Tinyurl does weird shit sometimes. Lets try a different link. This one worked for me. If it doesn't work ,its a link to VDH at NRO on Donald Trump's cunning approach to political enemies.
http://tinyurl.com/ze8l9bm
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 09:49 AM (LISuA)
Me too. I hope Melania wears a big fur coat. It'll drive the PETA people nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 20, 2016 09:39 AM (dFi94)
Not only am I looking forward to seeing the pretty dresses she'll wear ( she has an elegant style,favors solids and avoids tacky prints...yes, I'm talking to YOU, Michelle...), but I cannot wait to see all the press photos for the next 4 years. She's gorgeous and almost never takes a bad photo! The press will try to spin them 5 ways to Sunday, but her beauty will be undeniable.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 20, 2016 09:52 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: m at December 20, 2016 09:26 AM (3jGss)
at least her statement didn't say, we can absorb the losses. she also backhandedly admitted what was an evil.
Posted by: willow at December 20, 2016 09:55 AM (R7cwD)
i'm rather sick of wearing upholstery materials to fit in
Posted by: willow at December 20, 2016 09:57 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2016 09:57 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: willow at December 20, 2016 09:57 AM (R7cwD)
See what happens.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 09:17 AM (d76uN
One of those kind of people.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2016 10:00 AM (voOPb)
308 >>The Berlin police posted on Twitter: "We are especially alert. Please do the same." But "authorities" said,"alleged terrorist acts shouldn't be allowed to subvert normal life." And Merkel said, "We don't want to live paralyzed by fear of evil." Umm....
We can't do anything about them, so let's only talk about what we can do.
Or what you can do, cuz it's not like I
Posted by: Merkel at December 20, 2016 09:32 AM (gTQoY)
FIFY
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 20, 2016 10:03 AM (FeQVL)
Separate the "Exhortations to the Faithful" from the "Incitements to Murder".
Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2016 10:07 AM (8J/Te)
So please! somebody! Tell me what FAB stands for!
Posted by: jwpaine at December 20, 2016 10:07 AM (hoJm7)
Posted by: jwpaine at December 20, 2016 10:19 AM (hoJm7)
So please! somebody! Tell me what FAB stands for!
Posted by: jwpaine at December 20, 2016 10:07 AM (hoJm7)
Probably something like Fat Ass Biston betularia
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 20, 2016 10:22 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 20, 2016 10:22 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Corndog at December 20, 2016 10:23 AM (V2CIU)
That is one spoiled Chi-Weenie.
Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2016 10:25 AM (8J/Te)
Posted by: jwpaine at December 20, 2016 10:27 AM (hoJm7)
Posted by: Corona at December 20, 2016 10:30 AM (xVq5B)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at December 20, 2016 11:03 AM (Sda6L)
bevvie...................50% of 40Proof U ladies in waiting......
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Posted by: Learn Some History at December 20, 2016 11:58 AM (SJ184)
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Posted by: geoffb5 at December 20, 2016 12:35 PM (d3wbb)
Lena DuhHam "I Haven't Had An Abortion, But I Wish I Had"
That's what her mother said later as well.
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