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NY State Employee Demands Death For Trump Supporters, And His Bosses Seem Cool With That
The Conservative Tribune reports that, New York State Employee Demands Death For Trump Supporters, Still Employed.
"To all my friends that live in red voting states," the screed began. "You have 2 months to move. After that, if you don't do not consider us friends. I want you dead. I want your families dead. I want your wives, husbands children and grandchildren dead. Not just dead but horrible painful deaths."Let's give this maniac credit, he was not a typical mealy-mouthed, latte-drinking wimp. He said what he was thinking. Oh, he works for the New York State Office for People with Developmental Disabilities. That makes me feel wonderful about the care these folks are getting.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 19, 2016 06:57 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2016 06:57 PM (Sfs6o)
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Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 07:00 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2016 07:00 PM (/tuJf)
I'll have to see a photo before I guess about this. I assume pussy because, NY State Employee.
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:00 PM (apyCW)
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 19, 2016 07:00 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 19, 2016 07:01 PM (THvpV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2016 07:02 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 07:02 PM (a62hT)
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This motherfucker here...
None of this will end well.
Enjoy the holidays.
Afterwards, war.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: West at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (0JGcE)
But it's deplorables who have Hate Speech (TM) issues.
What's the opposite of Alt - right, a term I'd never seen before September? Ctrl-L? Shift-PgDn? Asswipe?
Posted by: Halfwise, Deplorable at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (rB/gm)
Al Capone says it. Tough guy. Has he got a ball bat too?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (H5rtT)
But, as a Roman Catholic and a strong believer in God and Satan, we have to face the facts that some of these folks are demoniacally inspired and possessed. That level of hatred must be noted and caution applied. You don't really know who (or what) is on the other end of some of this social media.
pax--
Hav
Posted by: havildar-major at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (jpW6t)
Carlson seems to have another live one.
Posted by: JackStraw
Tucker's gotta have tryouts like they do for American Idol.
"Okay, sparky, the last candidate flicked spittle for 20'. What have you got?"
Posted by: pep at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 19, 2016 07:04 PM (7N6ox)
Since this is New York, I'm surprised that there are developmentally disabled people who weren't aborted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:04 PM (apyCW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:05 PM (+lVUW)
Let that fascist flag fly!
Posted by: Vanceone at December 19, 2016 07:05 PM (KbgjX)
Posted by: Flyover Country at December 19, 2016 07:05 PM (+kwUl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:06 PM (+lVUW)
to face the facts that some of these folks are demoniacally inspired
and possessed. That level of hatred must be noted and caution applied.
Sorry, but no. I'm not going to glamorize some putz trying to sound tough and failing miserably. It's the banality of puerility.
Posted by: pep at December 19, 2016 07:06 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:06 PM (+lVUW)
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Must be nice to talk politics with your family.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:07 PM (CRotO)
If those are his friends what does he wish on his enemies?
I guess I'm safe from his wrath. I was a Trump supporters who lived in a blue state.
Seriously, the guy needs to be examined by mental health professionals.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 07:07 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:07 PM (apyCW)
Paging Malachi Martin... Paging Malachi Martin...
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 07:07 PM (J8/9G)
What he needs is a thorough asswhipping.
Posted by: pep at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (LAe3v)
>>"Okay, sparky, the last candidate flicked spittle for 20'. What have you got?"
I gotta give him credit, he keeps giving them a platform to jump on their dick and they unfailingly cooperate. It's like they think they'll be the guy to take him down.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 07:08 PM (SRKgf)
Wonder if he's got a crawlspace under his house?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 07:09 PM (qJhUV)
He probably has some nun-chuks and a bo staff, and is not afraid to use them. All that's missing is his Rex Kwan Do outfit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 19, 2016 07:09 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:10 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 19, 2016 07:11 PM (1JAxC)
Seriously, the guy needs to be examined by mental health professionals.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 07:07 PM (tOcW/)
Maybe he just needs to take a Midol and go have a good cry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 19, 2016 07:11 PM (PHcLa)
No? But you seem like such a reasonable, likeable person.
Posted by: not at December 19, 2016 07:11 PM (wpC7C)
Seriously though, how did he get this job??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:12 PM (39g3+)
He probably has some nun-chuks and a bo staff, and is not afraid to use them. All that's missing is his Rex Kwan Do outfit.
Probably has a Bat'leth like Sheldon Cooper's.
Posted by: pep at December 19, 2016 07:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:12 PM (apyCW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 07:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Kevin 'Auric' Williamson at December 19, 2016 07:12 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Zombie Lavrenity Beria at December 19, 2016 07:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2016 07:13 PM (sRFAL)
HAS THE CIA SHOWN UP AT YOUR HOUSES YET!!!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 19, 2016 07:13 PM (qJhUV)
How much hate mail would it take for this lunatic to be fired?
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 19, 2016 07:13 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 19, 2016 07:14 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: The Red Menace at December 19, 2016 07:14 PM (9maM3)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2016 07:14 PM (6n332)
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:14 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 07:14 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (apyCW)
1. I was hacked!
2. It was taken out of context.
3. Can't you doofi take a joke? It was an obvious joke. You see, I'm good with people. I already told you, I deal with the god damn retards so the public
doesn't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people.
Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Charles Walz at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: redenzo at December 19, 2016 07:15 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:05 PM (+lVUW)
..............
I'd accuse him of ignoring my self identity as a transgendered meerkat and calling me "Sir" which makes me feel unsafe in a hostile work environment.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 07:16 PM (2WITp)
BREAKING: Berlin truck driver reportedly was refugee from Pakistan
https://tinyurl.com/zqomfuw
SHOCKED!!!
Posted by: Evilpens at December 19, 2016 07:16 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2016 07:16 PM (GUqTq)
They just can't help themselves... look up the pictures and behold!!
Posted by: qmark at December 19, 2016 07:16 PM (++OJB)
I'm glad Al Gore invented them.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2016 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2016 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at December 19, 2016 07:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (Rs36S)
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (6Ll1u)
And Precious Moments is right out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:19 PM (39g3+)
In fairness, it was his "ward" doing the painting while he filmed it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:19 PM (apyCW)
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (/Nite)
Their unhinged behavior is pretty darned unbelievable.
And scary.
Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (vfC/C)
so threats and intimidation and paid for by rhe tax payers?
some of whom I assume vote r
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 07:05 PM (+lVUW)
I'd love it. I'd tell him that the second biggest lefty in the office had secretly confessed to me that he was a Trump supporter, but was keeping it on the down low.
Nothing like a little hot
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (OzJeO)
So we're cool.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (d1DOV)
And Precious Moments is right out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:19 PM (39g3+)
Chinese bakeries, too. "Gee, honey, I just opened my fortune cookie, and I'm supposed to die by having my eyes gouged out with a rusty pitchfork as soon as I step outside the restaurant. It even names the restaurant and the time of day. That's strange."
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (apyCW)
He wants "horrible and painful"? Well, yeah, that can be arranged. Bet he hasn't figured it'd come his way first though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (R7cwD)
This guy wants to skip that step and go straight to the Killing Fields.
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:22 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (yTnCT)
unimaginative, tight-lipped civil servant. But you're really quite emotional,
aren't you?
Posted by: Major John Reisman at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (jxw6R)
No, they expect the faceless government to do it for them. Which is why they are in such a tizzie about Trump winning. They fully expect him and the republicans to do to them what they would do to us.
It is a very odd psychological job the left has done on their supporters. They engage in more and more violent rhetoric and historically that would lead to a confrontation between the two sides. However, they expect someone else to do the bleeding and dying for them, but everyone is waiting for someone else (or the government) to do it.
Of all of God's strange creations, man is undoubtedly the strangest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (92kX2)
He is just proving his qualification as a retard.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (NbJXF)
Cold and distant, or absent, father. Domineering mother ...
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (apyCW)
Posted by: Hired Mind at December 19, 2016 07:23 PM (uHCPn)
What are they going to attack Trump voters with? A wet noodle?
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 07:18 PM (jxw6R) fnord (jxw6R)
Well, you could ask the victims of Stalin's purges, but you might not get an answer.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 07:24 PM (wB8Tg)
Perhaps zombie is wrong and the Left will push for a violent revolution after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (OzJeO)
Bring it on. My guess is Red state voters have more weapons per capita than Blue.
Just saying, don't bring a knife to a gun fight, idiots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 19, 2016 07:24 PM (NbJXF)
He wants "horrible and painful"? Well, yeah, that can be arranged. Bet he hasn't figured it'd come his way first though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 19, 2016 07:21 PM (v5iqM)
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Expert on M249, sharpshooter with M4 and 9mm.
Yeah, I'd have lots of fun with his pussified ass.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Javems at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (yOqwj)
The American Left are now no different from radical Islamists.
It's their way or death.
And yes, this goes for ALL of them.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (grMf8)
Cold and distant, or absent, father. Domineering mother ...'
Emmet Kelly paintings.
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (BO/km)
Never really figured it out but I used to hand pick these lunatics to do my...uh...menial tasks for me. Heh.
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:22 PM (iLoHX)
And don't forget, how does he react to intermittent applications of high voltage electrical current?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AMartel at December 19, 2016 07:26 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2016 07:26 PM (Lh0b8)
... Yeah, he's a violent thug.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (OzJeO)
They are not armed- aside from the minority elements. The weird thing is, this was what the second amendment was designed to do- provide citizens with a way to resist and oppressive government (I am not talking about the left, merely how they see it.) Ironically, the second amendment is the one they believe in the least.
I also think that maybe the fact that they know they are unarmed and there is no real danger is why they keep pushing the rhetoric. Like I said before, they are the guy in a bar who starts talking bigger and louder AFTER the crowd separates them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:26 PM (92kX2)
I hope he gets the help he so obviously needs.
And a beatdown from a vet. Mostly the beatdown.
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:26 PM (LWR9c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Charles Walz's State Employees Union Rep at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Jmel at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (sWDsK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: AMartel at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (WWgnZ)
2) He also has a tremendous amount of faith in the security of one's Facebook details; such as real name, address, etc. That also may be unwarranted.
3) If he is setting the Rules of Engagement, he has no basis for complaint if they end up becoming universal.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (qbekR)
Other than this kind of tool, I mean.
Posted by: pep at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (LAe3v)
put folks in jail if they won't go with the flow re; warming gate
find obscure video guy for Hillary to blame for Benghazi
threaten bankers kids/
harass joe the plimber
arrest obscure video guy to cover for Hillary!!
call everyone Nazi and racist deserving of fate like death because we don't agree with federal mandated care.
sic irs, osha , on fellow citizens for voting wrong.
turning head while ambassadors are killed and physically degraded because their team winning means more than another soul, even One of Their own!
everyone is expendable for their retention of power.
EAT your Broccolli!
so more of the same, but this time I hope his threatening others WHILE he has power over weak peoples will reasonate with someone bigger and badder than he.
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 07:27 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 07:25 PM (8ZskC)
Dammit man! The electrodes have to be attached to his balls! How else are you going to get reliable data?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:28 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Jerome Seinfeld at December 19, 2016 07:28 PM (JO9+V)
From the Russian revolution to homos getting married to ObamaCare, it has always been about shoving it up your keester and if you disagree then you are to be killed, vaporized, destroyed, etc.
The masks continue to fall......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 07:28 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 19, 2016 07:28 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (FRIIR)
Nah, a tranquiliser shot should do it. He's probably a lightweight so a dog tranq would get the job done.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
Walz: Rivers of blood will run from your house! I hope you die painfully!
Nurse Ratched: Diapers need changing again?
Walz: ...
Walz: yes, ma'am.
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (iMxBJ)
Or it used to be anyway, back when we had law enforcement.
Posted by: navybrat at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (w7KSn)
Ah. Promote from within.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Say Walz? at December 19, 2016 07:32 PM (BO/km)
BREAKING Report Head Of Foreign Ministry Department Shot Dead In Moscow
http://tinyurl.com/z8qu2jw
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:33 PM (92kX2)
OTOH, lefties ruin the lives of conservatives for saying very innocuous things on social media, so tit for tat.
He should be canned, investigated, and interrogated.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 19, 2016 07:33 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:34 PM (39g3+)
#BringBackOurGirls
#IMeanItAboutTheRedLineVlad!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 19, 2016 07:34 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:34 PM (6FqZa)
Or it used to be anyway, back when we had law enforcement.
Posted by: navybrat at December 19, 2016 07:29 PM (w7KSn) fnord (w7KSn)
Oh, we still have law enforcement.
For some people.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (wB8Tg)
Nah, a tranquiliser shot should do it. He's probably a lightweight so a dog tranq would get the job done.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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I'm still thinking he deserves a visit from some 'ette before he goes into the asylum.
SMFH - You busy this week?
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (LWR9c)
BREAKING Report Head Of Foreign Ministry Department Shot Dead In Moscow
http://tinyurl.com/z8qu2jw
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:33 PM (92kX2)
From the article translated at Weasel Zippers, it could have been a domestic dispute.
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
You wanna take that, Donald? My eight-year vacation isn't up yet.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (29QcC)
Weasel Zippers
Russians be going down today ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (sRFAL)
I like the interrogated part... especially if he is interrogated with an ice axe.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 19, 2016 07:36 PM (yTnCT)
Ayuh, as Stephen King's characters say.
Make them play by their own book of rules, as Lucifer's disciple used to say...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:34 PM (6FqZa)
My guess he is a pretty cold rage kind of guy. Face goes blank and the pistol comes out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:36 PM (92kX2)
BREAKING Report Head Of Foreign Ministry Department Shot Dead In Moscow
http://tinyurl.com/z8qu2jw
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:33 PM (92kX2)
Has all the makings of a Clinton Family hit.....could it be?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 07:36 PM (5VlCp)
The biggest mistake we ever made when it came to dealing with Leftists in the USA was believing they were sincere in there beliefs.
We used to call these people "liberals." How hilarious is that? Boy were we stupid.
They're not 'liberal' in any way. They are TOTALITARIANS who shroud their true intentions behind many deceitful divisive causes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 07:37 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 07:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 07:37 PM (grMf
Ironically the first institution they hollowed out, climbed inside and wore like a skin suit was classic liberalism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:37 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2016 07:38 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (Lh0b8)
This kinda goes beyond free speech. Calling for torture, rape, and agonizing death of people you disagree with is beyond the pale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, I'd have lots of fun with his pussified ass.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:24 PM (CRotO)
*swoons*
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (d1DOV)
SMFH - You busy this week?
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:35 PM (LWR9c)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (CRotO)
These people have no interest in Democracy. They don't care about voting or freedom. All they want is Power.
They made that evident today when they attempted to STEAL an election in broad daylight. They only care about voting when the outcome is one of their favor. Otherwise votes and democracy mean nothing to them and they will do and say anything to subvert.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: torabora at December 19, 2016 07:40 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: navybrat at December 19, 2016 07:40 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:41 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 19, 2016 07:42 PM (Rs36S)
That sounds directed personally at people he knows.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 19, 2016 07:42 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (39g3+) fnord (39g3+)
Kind of goes with "everyone I disagree with is Hitler," which is Esperanto for "the ends justify the means."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 07:42 PM (wB8Tg)
As in "I want you dead."
Never even "someone should kill you."
They talk around it. They know the limits, and are careful to not go that far.
Remember the fat young bitch of color, with her "people are going to have to die" rant?
They will continue this, skirting the limit, and their employers will let them, they will not lose their social media accounts, they will not be expelled, nothing will happen.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 19, 2016 07:42 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 07:43 PM (6Ll1u)
The left are like animals. They are incapable of comprehending anything like a universal moral code.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:43 PM (iLoHX)
At the very least we can be glad that he isn't working with anyone capable of political beliefs.
But the parents of these kids(?) should be a tad worried.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 07:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 07:43 PM (6Ll1u)
Yep, their names were Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and John Wayne.
The other guys were just there to watch the Duke's back...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:44 PM (92kX2)
That's his Ashley Madison profile, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 07:45 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 07:45 PM (KP5rU)
Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 07:39 PM (CRotO)
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The word "curbstomp" has a beautiful ring to it when you say it.
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:46 PM (LWR9c)
Its not just the bombs and killings, its not even just the bitterness of brothers and neighbors turning against each other. Factional wars like that always turn extremely ugly, evil. Its not enough to kill your enemy when there's that level of hate. You have to mangle them and "send a message," you play out your hate in horrific atrocities, then that's an excuse for the other side to do it, too.
We don't want that, not any of it, not any of us. But people forget.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:46 PM (39g3+)
Fuck him. He starts the dance, he'll hate my ROE.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 07:46 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:47 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 07:43 PM (qUNWi) fnord (qUNWi)
I have little doubt he abuses his position in whatever way he can.
Clearly we are not dealing with a morally reasoning being.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 07:47 PM (wB8Tg)
That sounds directed personally at people he knows.
I bet he's talking to no one at all. Even his imaginary friends don't live in red-voting states.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (6FqZa)
We don't want that, not any of it, not any of us. But people forget.
Don't start none, won't be none.
It's not just a cute saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (ZO497)
"You have 2 months to move. After that, if you don't do not consider us
friends. I want you dead. I want your families dead. I want your wives,
husbands children and grandchildren dead. Not just dead but horrible
painful deaths."
So only his "friends" who live in red states need to move. Should they move to blue states, regardless of their own affiliation? And if they don't move, he will then want to kill them?
Incoherent, as is most lefty crap.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 07:49 PM (BS8yt)
To be fair, not that this rectal polyp deserves fairness, if he said "I will kill you," even in a private (haha, Facebook being private...I made a funny) post, he could be arrested. Not that "someone should kill you" is that much different, but it isn't a direct death threat.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (kumBu)
Time for the Freikorp!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (BS8yt)
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Or a Soviet. NAZI's dressed well and had manners.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (vV/gB)
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How interesting. I mean, just because they live in the 'wrong' state, he wants them dead?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (ZO497)
Yeah, I'd have lots of fun with his pussified ass.
Posted by: SMFH
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Uuuhhhh, yessss, oooo, unnnhhh. OMG, OMG OMG!
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at December 19, 2016 07:51 PM (hVdx9)
Time for the Freikorp!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (d0XHp)
Five, Six, Seven, Eight!
Time to make America great!
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 07:51 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: navybrat
I honestly think they would be indignant and uncomprehending if conservatives objected to them executing them. Their brains are that marinated.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 07:51 PM (iLoHX)
"You have 2 months to move. After that, if you don't do not consider us
friends. I want you dead. I want your families dead. I want your{ wives},
husbands{ children} and{ grandchildren} dead. Not just dead but horrible
painful deaths."
so for the women and children?
yes they are always sincere about their "for the children"! or women!
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 07:51 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:51 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:47 PM (vV/g
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You hit on the perfect answer to these crazies.
Peace out bro, COEXIST
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 07:52 PM (BS8yt)
Yeah, I'd have lots of fun with his pussified ass.
Posted by: SMFH
How are you with a tube sock and a cue ball?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 07:52 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:52 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM (kumBu)
To all of our lurking friends: Rectal Polyp, or Rectal and the Polyps is a grade A nic broseidon just laid on you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:53 PM (92kX2)
Yeah it sounds all badass until its all over and you're in bed at home remembering all the stuff you did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:53 PM (92kX2) "
We need to establish what band Rectal and the Polyps opened for, in what year, and at what venue.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (kumBu)
@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: Toll from truck attack at Berlin Christmas market rises to 12 dead, 48 injured - police
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (d0XHp)
I saw Rectal & The Polyps open for Hole at the Orpheum in '89.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (IqV8l)
Yup...the man has enlarged my mind.
Among other things.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (vV/gB)
Yep. I mentioned over the weekend that I was looking at the election results in my own township of ~30,000 people.
My state went for Trump. My county went for Clinton. My township went for Trump. But...
My township has 17 districts. 12 went for Trump and 5 for Clinton. Some of the district results were close and some were lopsided, one way or the other.
A new civil war won't be red states vs. blue states. It will be neighbor vs. neighbor.
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickb223
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We had to improvise, cheap bar soap.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 07:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (LWR9c)
Its pretty cool, except a few bits where the lyrics are hard to work into dialog.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (39g3+)
That's why you have to dismantle the power of the government so these people have to take care of themselves and are just lone voices crying into the dark to make themselves feel brave.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (92kX2)
Red states should penalize Blue elitists until they beg for separation.
Posted by: Vladimir at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (BoJzR)
it's like a suction cup, sucking many into a very black hole.
I don't remember it being this evil.was it and I didn't know because I didn't read political blogs?
or watch media?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: I Need a Drink at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (bKxiT)
@clemenswergin 55m
Attack on Berlin Christmas market: According to info of my colleagues @welt driver from Pakistan entered country as refugee in Febr 2016
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (ZBp8/)
I won't spoil the ending for anyone.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa)
I'm sure I could handle him with nothing but my fists and my baton.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (LWR9c)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Have they determined a motive yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 19, 2016 07:48 PM (vV/gB)
Yep. I mentioned over the weekend that I was looking at the election results in my own township of ~30,000 people.
My state went for Trump. My county went for Clinton. My township went for Trump. But...
My township has 17 districts. 12 went for Trump and 5 for Clinton. Some of the district results were close and some were lopsided, one way or the other.
A new civil war won't be red states vs. blue states. It will be neighbor vs. neighbor.
Posted by: rickl
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I already have a few on my list, so fine with me.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (LWR9c)
Not the Speculum? I heard that was a great arena, not a bad seat in the house.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (ZBp8/)
And they may never know why.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (tHwdc)
Maybe he kills the men but lets the Schutzstaffel handle the wives and children - I mean, he's not a *monster,* just your typical state employee with genocidal fantasies.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 07:58 PM (kumBu)
I think it has gotten worse. Sadly I always suspected they thought we were evil non persons and we think they are wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 07:58 PM (Q5Ymk)
............
So instead of handicapped spaces in the parking lot, they have two close to the entrance marked "Normal"?
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (2WITp)
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With just a smidgen of Clark Kent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (tHwdc) "
Someone got a moldy gross of kaiser rolls - this was clearly an unsatisfied customer.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:59 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (39g3+)
'Scaramouche! Scaramouche!'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 07:54 PM (39g3+) fnord (39g3+)
As is often observed, it's people who have not been in the shit who primarily want to start shit.
Though history provides us a few oddball retard exceptions, I bet this isn't one of them.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 07:50 PM
Ludwig Wilhelm v. Lutzow is rolling in his grave.
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (5sOEp)
so ? odd isn't it?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (R7cwD)
Not the Speculum? I heard that was a great arena, not a bad seat in the house.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 07:57 PM (92kX2)
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I probably should've gone with The Starfish Lounge.
Meh, I was trying to get the joke out there first. And still failed miserably.
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (LWR9c)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (BS8yt)
or watch media?
Posted by: willow
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The single great success of the Left has been to make every[/] element of our lives political. It's what they do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (ZO497)
Which Zora? I think I'm only aware of the Zelda race of fish-people and the author of "Their Eyes Were Watching God."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (kumBu)
I saw Rectal Polyp open for Butthole Surfers in '84 at the Paladium.
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 07:56 PM (LWR9c)
Surf's Up!
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (ZO497)
Don't like Christmas being on a Sunday. Kinda takes away from Christmas feeling like an extra Sunday in your week.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (grMf8)
But, as a Roman Catholic and a strong believer in God and Satan, we have to face the facts that some of these folks are demoniacally inspired and possessed. That level of hatred must be noted and caution applied. You don't really know who (or what) is on the other end of some of this social media.
Posted by: havildar-major at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (jpW6t)
I believe the Left's agenda is satanically inspired--that loathing and contempt for humanity they ooze from their pores is his trademark--but I don't buy people are demonically possessed. Why would they be? Human beings don't require demons to do and believe evil things.
Marxism is simply Gnosticism redux. Different packaging but the same ideas are at work.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:01 PM (ZkXe+)
............
So they hired from their pool of clients. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (IDPbH)
two months.. two mths and what?
is this a plan or just a real ass losing his mind?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)
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It's not nice to get our hopes up like that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (kumBu)
My county sadly went for Clinton. We have UCSB and Monticeto and Santa Barbara to contend with. I'm positive the Clinton voters can't even unclog their own sink or mow their own lawn let alone take out the conservatives.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:03 PM (Q5Ymk)
Meh, I was trying to get the joke out there first. And still failed miserably.
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (LWR9c)
Still damn funny. First Blood is not always best in comedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:03 PM (92kX2)
They're absolutist fanatics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 08:03 PM (Pby3z)
It's like the Left allows us to have our little elections as long as a Democrat wins in the end.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (grMf8)
But we are the evil h8ters. They really do hate us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (kumBu)
Yup...it was that king shit cop who started it all.
What's his name....Brian something or other...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (3v0+Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Don't worry. I have a plan for him and 'Luceille'. You know those jokes you guys make about barbed cocks? Well, that should give you a clue.
Posted by: Carol at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497)
two months.. two mths and what?
is this a plan or just a real ass losing his mind?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)
This is an older story, so it may have been two months from Election Day, or two months to the Inauguration. To make it "official"
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny in Albuquerque at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (IqV8l)
We can absorb that, for diversity's sake.
Posted by: Frau Merkel at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (hMqvx)
fcol we need to start moving into these civil functions rapidly .
ok so who here can teach?
how about some dog pound and city working?
let's go union!
srsly we need to start climbing some ladders , I think they could win soon if we don't also grasp some skills.
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (R7cwD)
I can offer booze and the ability to move heavy things.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (kumBu)
What's his name....Brian something or other...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (5VlCp)
That was the state of Alaska...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (d0XHp)
Don't worry. I have a plan for him and 'Luceille'. You know those jokes you guys make about barbed cocks? Well, that should give you a clue.
Posted by: Carol at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497)
A barbed wire wrapped dildo? Steely Dan ain't got nothing on you!
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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They are all projection, all of time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:05 PM (ZO497)
Like how Cardassians run a trial.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (6FqZa)
so ? odd isn't it?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:00 PM (R7cwD) fnord (R7cwD)
Well, to the left, only intentions matter.
The intentions they themselves, in retrospect, believe they had, after they calm down and stop screaming, and...
...the intentions they impute to you as "obvious" because you must be awful for opposing them.
It's like they trained in classical solipsism.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: ting hung lo at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (xZc4z)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 07:58 PM (Q5Ymk)
Must admit I was a little taken aback when I realized many on the Left actually hate-hate us. I viewed them as political opponents, people with whom I disagreed. Many of them (I won't say all) want to go all Bill Ayers on our ass: put us in camps, line us up, and shoot us down.
For the children, of course.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (ZkXe+)
Once again, the Left are bold but not brave .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (6Ll1u)
come and take it, mofos!
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (ozZau)
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You're just saying that because they're race-obsessed socialists with no regard for democracy who attempt to control elections by sending thugs out to intimidate their enemies and believe a stab-in-the-back cheated them of their natural place as rulers of the world.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (Nwg0u)
It's easier to agree to disagree when there's not that much difference. The left has managed to shift radically leftward, *and* convince themselves that we are the ones who have shifted, and become Nazis.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (6FqZa) "
Your fair and impartial trial is scheduled for Wednesday.
Your hanging is scheduled for Saturday.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:07 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (a62hT)
She would have lost by 1.4 million votes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (d0XHp)
Also anyone saying that if we don't take refugees that's not "who we are" will be sent to Syria.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (BS8yt)
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If you look at most maps in closer detail, The big cities are blue and the rest of the state is mostly red. The cities are surrounded by red. If this were a battle map, the blue would have more troops but their supply lines would be completely cut off. In other words, they lose. Also, 99% of the food is produced in the red areas. We should start this war now...never before in history has one side had such a huge advantage.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (Pmv65)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (grMf8)
>> popular vote? Not likely.
If CA, OR, WA, and NV left the union, how long before you'd have civil war over water and power?
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (TppKb)
children and grandchildren dead. Not just dead but horrible painful
deaths."
==
"Radicalized"
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (zu88C)
You are so right on the left and their intentions. The problem (any problem or policy) would have been so much worse if it weren't for our solution of more government. Now that it's a failure the prescription is always more government.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (Q5Ymk)
If California left the union, would Hillary win the popular vote? Not likely.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
She could move there and run for Queen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
If illegals left the union, would Hillary win the popular vote? Also not likely.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR
Got a defective wooden soldier nutcracker.
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (/Nite)
Al Capone says it. Tough guy. Has he got a ball bat too?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2016 07:03 PM (H5rtT)
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Heh, that was my first thought as well -- from the movie "The Untouchables" with DeNiro as Capone:
"I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"
Posted by: ShainS at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (mt8X9)
If anything was going to happen to him at work, it woudn't take this long.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (18h+i)
Because the last one was such a walk in the park.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (ZkXe+)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:02 PM (kumBu)
Yup...it was that king shit cop who started it all.
What's his name....Brian something or other...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (5VlCp)
I still crack up at David Caruso character being such a pussy and never have been able to look at him as a tough guy character since.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (IDPbH)
Oh, I'm fine with manning a garrison, I just worry about my grandparents. Otherwise I've got some nice areas for sniping...
You know, if I hadn't lost all my guns in that tragic forest canoe accident.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (kumBu)
For the children, of course.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:06 PM (ZkXe+)
It is a natural by product of the first 'politics as Holy War' left had kids and also infiltrated the institutions.
When was the first vicious, cut throat campaign? Johnson with the Daisy Girl commercial? Certainly the stuff they wrote about Lincoln when he was running against McClellan was no walk in the park.
Oddly, I do not remember such vicious vitriol from the 84 election (The first I remember) but then again, I was not reading the NY Times, either. Seemed like Bush v Dukakis was fairly collegial.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2)
I even understood the first go around, because 'healing' and all that.
I really think something has gone srsly wrong with them. they have been over propagandized and have tossed their heads into the ... hey, this guy might actually be disabled eh?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (R7cwD)
Berliner Morgenpost's news ticker reported that but noted the Welt story doesn't have named sources. Later they cited a story from the news agency dpa stating that security officials confirmed that it was true as far as they knew *but* the man used multiple aliases at the time, so they're having trouble confirming his identity.
Other interesting tidbits I've seen on that feed and on the Berlin police Twitter page (sorry if these have been shared before):
- Investigators suspect the truck was stolen from a construction site in Poland.
- The Morgenpost has learned from a police spokesman that the corpse taken from the cab of the truck is to be autopsied because the exact circumstances of his death aren't clear.
- There's a press conference scheduled for noon tomorrow (which will be 5 a.m. Central US Time).
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (adcAx)
For the children, of course.
Posted by: troyriser
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I've told this before. Paul Begala was on some NPR show and made the comment that he hated his political opponents. The show host gave a chuckle and said "Oh, surely you don't actually hate[i/] them?". Begala replied, "Oh yes, I really do hate them."
I looked at the transcript later, and that last bit had been deleted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:12 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2016 08:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:12 PM (ZO497)
They not only think of us as evil, don't forget we are stupid too. Voting against our own interests and too inbred and toothless to know it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (Q5Ymk)
Yeah its two steps: break the overpowered government down for liberty and build the culture up for virtue and truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (grMf
"Washington State, sort of close to the Canadian border IIRC.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (kumBu)
No disrespect to those with physical handicaps but I swear
"New York State Office for People with Developmental Disabilities" ?
I have NO idea what the hell that even means.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (zu88C)
If you look at most maps in closer detail, The big cities are blue and the rest of the state is mostly red. The cities are surrounded by red. If this were a battle map, the blue would have more troops but their supply lines would be completely cut off. In other words, they lose. Also, 99% of the food is produced in the red areas. We should start this war now...never before in history has one side had such a huge advantage.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (18h+i)
I live in the suburbs. They are purple.
When the shit goes down, I suspect I will be on the front lines. Yay.
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (a62hT)
In my county, the Boulder Daily
In all seriousness, they couldn't figure out why.
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 19, 2016 08:13 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 08:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 19, 2016 08:14 PM (hMqvx)
No way Hillary loses five times in a row ...
Posted by: Jill Stein at December 19, 2016 08:14 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 19, 2016 08:14 PM (cOHS7)
My worst political fantasy has been to go galt. That's it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (IDPbH)
Yup..."How blind are you? Can't you see that this guy is crazy?"
I think the State Trooper Captain was also the actor who did the ass rape in "Deliverance" too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (IDPbH)
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Right back atcha, big guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (6Ll1u)
Remember the Superdome! They'll do fine for food.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2) "
I think they've been pretty vicious since Day 1. Adams and Jefferson, Jefferson and Burr, no love lost between those guys.
Daisy is probably the start of the 'modern era' of hyperbolic, vitriolic campaigns. 'Elect the other guy and this cute little girl gets nuked!'
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 08:16 PM (a62hT)
>> popular vote? Also not likely.
Significant issue. If you actually went through this state (CA), cleaned out the voter rolls, enforced voter ID, chased out or deported a significant proportion of the illegals, what happens to the state?
Well, for one thing the Democrats might retain the state legislature but they'd lose any shot at a supermajority.
Certain regions - like Anaheim/Santa Ana in Orange County, would depopulate in a week. Motels and restaurants around Disneyland would lose half or more of their staff.
Schools across the state would find they suddenly had money for instrumental music programs and other activities where the district had been shoveling money into no-hablo-ingles programs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L174xUWK6bg
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:16 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:16 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (R7cwD)
Funny.
The American Left loved the Soviet Union Russia but hates the (quasi) democratic Russia.
And that's all you need to know about the American Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Right.
Posted by: Dien Bien Phu at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (BS8yt)
the American Left loves Iran and Cuba...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:18 PM (18h+i)
but hates Israel
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:18 PM (grMf8)
**shifty eyes**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:18 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 08:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:18 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (Pmv65)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (BS8yt)
California is freakishly easy- they import a LOT of their water.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (92kX2)
I took the time to read some Al Franken before Minnesota's politicos printed up all those ballots for him. It was clear as of 2004 that Franken really, really wanted in on the fun at DC: "Why Not Me?".
It was clear as of 2002 that Franken was a hater: "Oh The Things I Know!". There was an aside there when, having learnt about Limbaugh's ear problems, Franken suggested that Limbaugh's employer Premiere Radio Network should have sued him.
This went beyond saying "I don't care", as I am wont to do on occasion. This went beyond insulting him. This was a hope that Limbaugh would be destroyed. Complete with a programme on how to do it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (6FqZa)
North Korea, Cuba, and Venezuela, too.
Yeah.
But you said Cuba twice.
You like rape or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (3wfnv) "
Well, it's pretty clear Red and Blue America need a divorce. The only niggling issue is, do we 'stay together for the kids'? Or do we finally hash it out, because the two sides in this country want *vastly* different things.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:15 PM (IDPbH)
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In which zoo?
Posted by: Pamela Ramsey Taylor at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:20 PM (IDPbH)
Powerlines to urban areas are vulnerable targets. I'd be the first thing I hit in some sort of civil altercation.
***
You don't need to hit them if you are friends with the guys who know how to turn them off without explosions. In Oregon, all of the electrical power comes from the "red zone"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:20 PM (18h+i)
I have NO idea what the hell that even means.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!
An government office where disabled people work. Kinda like a sheltered workshop.
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 08:20 PM (/Nite)
These fucksticks don't have the stomach for this.
Posted by: Johnny Two Dogs Fucking at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (89T5c)
We could all move to peruvia and make it great again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (Q5Ymk)
They call for recounts and Hillary loses more support and Michigan votes to change voting laws because of obvious corruption in Detroit.
They call for electors to be faithless and Hillary loses more electors than Trump.
She is like the Willy Coyote of politicians. Everything she touches turns out to be an ACME anvil that falls on the Democrat Party.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (Q5Ymk
ha
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (R7cwD)
****
If you look at most maps in closer detail, The big cities are blue and the rest of the state is mostly red. The cities are surrounded by red. If this were a battle map, the blue would have more troops but their supply lines would be completely cut off. In other words, they lose. Also, 99% of the food is produced in the red areas. We should start this war now...never before in history has one side had such a huge advantage.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:08 PM (18h+i)
Most of the Blue counties are coastal, so there would still need to be a blockade so they can't be resupplied from sea.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2016 08:21 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 08:22 PM (tOcW/)
It was, until Lee Atwater realised that Bush was going to lose, at which point ...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:09 PM (Q5Ymk) fnord (Q5Ymk)
Well, I grew up around them.
I really think something has gone srsly wrong with them. they have been over propagandized and have tossed their heads into the ... hey, this guy might actually be disabled eh?
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:11 PM (R7cwD) fnord (R7cwD)
People talk a lot about when it started, Alinsky or Stalin or Marx or Rousseau... but from my POV it's just always been this way. The terms change, the arguments change.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:22 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 08:22 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (80LV3)
Meh, they have money and resources, they can fly in food from outside, since they control the airports. And all the military bases are in their control and while I know there's this fantasy that the whole military would turn against them, it wouldn't happen. There'd be a lot of defections but the bulk would stay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (39g3+)
Some of us drill our own wells.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by:MAGA at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (BS8yt)
Waste water treatment plants.
Roads outa town.
Wait a week,
Then the water plant or main transmission lines.
Enjoy your shit water.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2016 08:04 PM (grMf
It's clear you don't understand the basic tenets of pure DEMOCRACY!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 19, 2016 08:24 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:24 PM (kumBu)
Nov 8
Dec 19
Jan 20
June 15
I couldn't decide on which was best so I figure I'll do all four, why not?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:24 PM (BS8yt)
What to you mean all the military bases are in their control?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 08:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Pmv65)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:28 PM (d0XHp)
What the fuck you talking about? Water comes out of the faucet. Duh!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:28 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Pmv65)
like tidying up
entropy never sleeps
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 19, 2016 08:28 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Aviator
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Oh ok. Wow.
I had never heard of that. I guessed it was some sort of Federal program management or state entitlement check disbursal agency.
In GA we have a non-profit organization the "Tommy Nobis Foundation" (I think??) that helps those with disabilities get jobs at various places.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (zu88C)
No, California has a lot of conservatives. The middle class is fleeing. Soon California will be a state with only the super wealthy, super poor and government workers.
The coasts, wealthy areas are liberal, places like the San Joaquin valley/Bakersfield are conservative.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (Q5Ymk)
Of course, the question would be, do we want it back?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 08:17 PM (R7cwD) fnord (R7cwD)
And then what do you do when the next generation comes up, and the next, and people emigrate and turn out to be idiots and so on?
You end up in the same place.
I mean, we tried to do something different with the US, and I think it's still worth trying, rather than go back to the same old Euro shit of balkanized, bitchy states.
It ain't easy. But just splitting up only kicks the can down the road, *maybe*.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (wB8Tg)
Nov 8
Dec 19
Jan 20
June 15
This first Trumpday was November 8th. Now it comes every seven days.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (/cksx)
One of the funny things about California secession is they don't seem to
have noticed how much of their water and electricity comes from
out-of-state.
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They will have to get their water from Mexico....by truck. They will all die in a week. Logistics? How do they work?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Stinky Uncle Jim at December 19, 2016 08:29 PM (LWR9c)
I am outraged over his pardoning/commuting of hundreds of felons. It is harder than hell to get them into prison in the first place. From the police picking up the perp, the detectives, the DA, the prosecutors, and then to the jury - which is always a crap shoot. This just floors me.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (Q5Ymk)
Fair point, but I doubt Martin Sheen and Joss Whedon have one. Although you never know, they might have one to escape fluoride. Also love the earth. Or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 08:26 PM (Pby3z)
Nevada would love to turn the water off, and the Electricity.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mayn at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (RpX5K)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (/cksx)
So ... instead of my current Nom de Plume - can you think of anyone else with suspiciously similar initials who was ... well, skeptical ... regarding a political solution ?
Redneck ? From Indiana ? Gun guy ?
Maybe not ...
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (5sOEp)
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I fled from there. A combination of (1) a much higher-precentage of "college-educated" and, worse, those who went to graduate school, and (2) those of recent Hispanic and other non-American origin (even the Asians vote Dem, but not as much as the Latinos) whether legal or illegal ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (mt8X9)
Nov 8
Dec 19
Jan 20
June 15
I couldn't decide on which was best so I figure I'll do all four, why not?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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I just had a thought.
July 4th is going to be SPECTACULAR this year !!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (zu88C)
Heh. I just got off the phone with my brother, asking if he needs to buy more than just AR15 lowers before the next CA gun ban goes into effect at the end of the year. Dood, just get the lowers. The rest we can put together later.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 19, 2016 08:31 PM (nrnR5)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 19, 2016 08:23 PM (80LV3) fnord (80LV3)
Starting to look like it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:31 PM (wB8Tg)
They'll shit themselves to death.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:31 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)
Hey, we've got your porn industry!
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:30 PM (/cksx)
The porn comes from the internet, duh!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:19 PM (kumBu)
There won't be a divorce; that is, a division of the country into two or possibly more nation-states. Lincoln's argument still holds. It's been settled--the hard way. We're either one country or we're not a country at all. They win or we do.
Besides, the first state that tries it gets an Army corps up its ass. That's how that works.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (ZkXe+)
These people have no respect for how their jets get fuel their houses are cooled. They keep voting for no oil drilling and no new water projects. Crazy environmental regulations.
Where will their power come from?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 08:33 PM (CRotO)
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We let California secede and then when they are celebrating May Day dancing around their little ribbon poles and singing
* BOOM *
We Invade.
Rope a dope.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:33 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 08:33 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 19, 2016 08:34 PM (80LV3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
+++
Propeller caps. Duh.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2016 08:34 PM (CFc5L)
Then I guess we keep playing to win. Incremental change is so boring, though! Is it any wonder we fantasize about grand, sweeping events?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:34 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (AK5Ni) fnord (AK5Ni)
Well, that would certainly fit in with the *rest* of the year's headlines.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:35 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:35 PM (d0XHp)
Nov 8
Dec 19
Jan 20
June 15
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June 15?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 19, 2016 08:35 PM (Om16U)
Did you know that ... get this ... there is this crazy assed notion of replaying the same event to see if a different result occurs ?
Sports do this all the time. They call it a REMATCH. Sometimes - they even pick different teams.
I shit you not.
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:36 PM (3wfnv)
There won't be a divorce; that is, a division of the country into two or possibly more nation-states. Lincoln's argument still holds. It's been settled--the hard way. We're either one country or we're not a country at all. They win or we do.
Besides, the first state that tries it gets an Army corps up its ass. That's how that works.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:32 PM (ZkXe+)
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That's why a lib state should try first.
Either they succeed and the precedent is set or they lose bigly.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:37 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:31 PM (wB8Tg)
You make a fair point about the need to try to fix the problem, rather than secession which is just an easy out. And it might not even be an easy out.
You would still have the culture. Even if every leftist left, this is not the 1800's, they would still be neighbors with a common language. Heck, you would still have movies rolling out of there. I think culture is the biggest problem. If we crack that nut, a lot of the other problems go away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2)
I doubt they do. My friends keep drilling wells and capping them because they can see the writing on the wall. How long before the state says we can't drill our own wells.
We are in Ag. They don't make it easy.
The latest rule is runoff from your ranch from irrigation has to be drinking water quality. I want to go to the regulators house and collect the water from the curb and make them live up to their own rules.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:37 PM (Q5Ymk)
If California left the union, would Hillary win the
>> popular vote? Not likely.
Trumpa actually wins by 1.4 million votes.
Posted by: YIKES! at December 19, 2016 08:37 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (BS8yt)
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Geez. We ready have congress.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (Nwg0u)
http://tinyurl.com/gte2wvb
Surprise, surprise.
Man hasn't even been inaugurated yet and they're threatening him with Lawsuits.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Unicorn farts.
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Cold Skittle fusion.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (zu88C)
I heard some limey reporterette on Fox News radio say about the Berlin truck attack that the truck "veered off the road" and into the crowd and that officials weren't sure if it was an accident or deliberate. Sure it just veered off the road on accident
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:39 PM (d0XHp)
I mean, why is this MY problem?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 19, 2016 08:39 PM (NBHj5)
>> their water.
And electricity. And gasoline.
Not that, as a Californian, I really want to lose those things, but I recognize my vulnerability, and that maybe I'm a stupid fuck for expecting some external force to apply the Barbed Cock of Satan to our state legislature to correct that shite.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:39 PM (TppKb)
Are you from Tennessee, Missouri, or northern Alabama?
Painful experience has taught at least those regions that within the seceding states, many people will remain loyal; and that within the states that stay in, many people will prefer the other side. In those areas it is very much a civil war.
And then, well, Reconstruction / Redemption. Sorry, it's kind of a dark fascination of mine.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2)
I'm good with that.
Posted by: Vladimir at December 19, 2016 08:40 PM (BoJzR)
I shit you not.
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:36 PM (3wfnv) "
With the first pick in the 2nd Inaugural North vs. South Draft, having won the coin toss, the Union selects - Robert E. Lee out of Stratford, Hill VA.
Victor Davis Hanson, what is is your analysis of this pick?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Anna Mac at December 19, 2016 08:40 PM (xujfC)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:38 PM (zu88C)
I heard Trayvon Martin was a giant in pioneering the technology. Too bad that White Hispanic shot him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (92kX2)
Sports do this all the time. They call it a REMATCH. Sometimes - they even pick different teams.
I shit you not.
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:36 PM (3wfnv)
War and sports are not analogous. One is not the other. Millions of people don't die in a game.
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (ZkXe+)
How did that work out for the fat boy?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (auHtY)
>> pick?
Problem is he refused to play for that team.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:39 PM (d0XHp)
A little healthy competition is essential to a free market.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 19, 2016 08:42 PM (80LV3)
The streets are kind of odd in that area. You have to really WANT to reach the Weihnachtsmarkt. Also, Das Bild reported hours ago that police were going on the assumption that it was an attack, not an accident.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 08:42 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 08:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (ZkXe+) "
Says who, ese?
(Okay, that was only 3,000 killed, not millions)
Posted by: The Soccer War at December 19, 2016 08:43 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:43 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 08:20 PM (/Nite
No. This is part of the State of New York's administration. This office coordinates services for residents of New York State who have developmental disabilities, Down syndrome, Autism, etc.
They are the government resource that caretakers of the above listed people go to get medical, mental, and caregiving help on behalf of their family member.
https://opwdd.ny.gov/opwdd_about/overview_of_agency
Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 08:43 PM (en0W8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 08:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (TppKb) "
Lee refuses to report to training camp, is traded for two future draft picks and a general to be named later.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (aKaos)
So let's go with that. Flag's already up, anyway.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (H5rtT)
Victor Davis Hanson, what is is your analysis of this pick?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:40 PM (kumBu)
*announcer voice*
Dan Dierdorf: "His stats are incredible. His poise, undeniable. However, a lot of folks still are puzzled by his snafu at Gettysburg against the Meade in '63."
Phil Simms: "That's right Dan. But even the greats make mistakes from time to time. Some might call it "The price for having R.E. Lee on your squad."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (92kX2)
I have a huge diesel tank. I'm ready.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (Q5Ymk)
The New Confederacy picks ... with their first selection ...
... Interest Rates on 20 Trillion breaking the value of the dollar.
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:44 PM (3wfnv)
>> on the assumption that it was an attack, not an
>> accident.
Now try to get out of the German mainstream media the identity of the attacker as a Pakistani.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 08:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Infidel
True. There are a lot more that are a lot worse than this guy.
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at December 19, 2016 08:45 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:45 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: gNewt at December 19, 2016 08:46 PM (BoJzR)
http://tinyurl.com/gte2wvb
Surprise, surprise.
Man hasn't even been inaugurated yet and they're threatening him with Lawsuits.
Never threaten a guy whose lawyers don't cost him a dime.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:46 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:10 PM (ZkXe+)
That is not, nor will it ever be, the point.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 19, 2016 08:47 PM (7gNUZ)
How did that work out for the fat boy?
I think all the wailing, gnashing of teeth, death threats, etc, just made some of the electors that were wavering decide to proudly vote for Trump, because the opposition are all assholes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 08:47 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:47 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: madtechie at December 19, 2016 08:47 PM (mxMho)
... their own fossil fuels and an independant power grid.
Posted by: SD at December 19, 2016 08:48 PM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 19, 2016 08:48 PM (+lom3)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2016 08:49 PM (kUPbC)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 08:49 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 08:49 PM (a62hT)
--
Yeah, in the cage match of Trump Lawyers vs. ACLU... I'm goin' for the former.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 08:49 PM (Zla+B)
________________
They were actually doing that the day after their election on their website.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 19, 2016 08:50 PM (+lom3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2016 08:50 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 08:46 PM (wJky2) fnord (wJky2)
And unsurprisingly, it's full of what I like to call "maximally-hostile interpretations," or as we once knew it, "bullshit."
Now, this behavior is kind of general at this point, having become part of "modern culture," but the left has made it a specialty.
Basically, they misinterpret what you say and then fervently believe the misinterpretation.
It's *exhausting* to deal with the histrionics.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:50 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2016 08:41 PM (ZkXe+)
I have to disagree. Historians and writers have always played the 'what-if' game. Also the 'why' game. Why did this guy do this then?
How did Caesar win at Alesia? Or more, how could Vercingetorix lose?
What if Alexander did not die?
What if the Crusaders did not fall to faction and start fighting among themselves after they blew into the Holy Lands like the Storm of God?
What if Byzantium had not fallen?
What if Stalin had not stopped and just kept going after taking Berlin?
What if the US had not developed the nuclear bomb?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:51 PM (92kX2)
Hillary - 227
Various Loons - 7
Posted by: An Observation
So Jason "Hillary" Vorhees is really dead this time? Reeeallly dead? She's not going to come back from the grave to give us a final scare? Her efforts are Dr. McCoy dead? Monty Python parrot dead?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 08:51 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (+lom3)
Where will their power come from?
Where it's always come from. Duh. The light switch.
Posted by: rickb223
It's always been there. Like air.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 19, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)
+++
I was just thinking, I wouldn't want to come across her in the woods. It would scare the shit out of me.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (6Ll1u)
I bet she's unconscious.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (Q5Ymk)
Lady wants a volchatka. I'm hoping its for her kid's dancing costume and practice, and not for date-night.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:52 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (7qAYi)
Pinin' for the fjords you might say.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY)
I wonder just how much she has drank in the last 2 months?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip
They aren't most. They are a plurality. That's it.
And the bulk of them are 1 or 2nd generation from Blue states.
CA was a red state for quite a while.
It's becoming the schizoid state that the Left claims the entire country already is; an intensely poor and crowded lower class, a disappearing middle, and a wealthy, well-connected 1% that can manage to avoid the heavy taxes and/or be blissfully unaware.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:54 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 08:54 PM (WTSFk)
==========================
Fore!
Posted by: TFG, Emperor Of The First Tee at December 19, 2016 08:54 PM (X4ZNp)
Way to go Progressives - as if the Hildabeest wasn't humiliated enough.
LOL
Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 08:56 PM (aKaos)
Jeez "And they shall be barren but think themselves blessed."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:56 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 08:57 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 19, 2016 08:58 PM (5kqPn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 08:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 19, 2016 08:59 PM (bV6Ah)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 08:54 PM (WTSFk) fnord (WTSFk)
I think it's 52 USC - 10307 and 18 USC - 594.
The Federal Government is basically in open revolt at this point.
Oh, and the IRS is still harassing conservative organizations. Never stopped.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 08:59 PM (wB8Tg)
It's becoming the schizoid state that the
Left claims the entire country already is; an intensely poor and crowded
lower class, a disappearing middle, and a wealthy, well-connected 1%
that can manage to avoid the heavy taxes and/or be blissfully unaware.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (ZBp8/)
Well, I know why the God parents still live there. They bought the house in '63. It's paid for and he retired from 30+ years at Disneyland about 10 years ago. Their taxes are decent bc they were there when Prop. 13 (?) tax provision passed. In their late 70's now. Pretty safe neighborhood, so I understand.
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 09:00 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:00 PM (7qAYi)
Jeez "And they shall be barren but think themselves blessed."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:56 PM (92kX2)
===============
Too bad her mother didn't have the same beliefs ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 19, 2016 09:01 PM (mt8X9)
Cool.
Oh - you meant a plastic model? I remember painting aircraft and ship models. Loved building those things.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 19, 2016 09:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 08:53 PM (ZBp8/)
===
The wealthy, well-connected 1% can manage to AFFORD the heavy taxes, which makes them blissfully INSULATED.
FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2016 09:01 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: washrivergal
That would make a cool concept for a horror film. Hillary moves into a solitary cabin in a remote woods. She spends her days kidnapping, raping and then killing women who go hiking there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:01 PM (rH4JY)
karma can't come soon enough for that evil brainless twatwaffle.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 09:02 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 09:03 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 19, 2016 09:03 PM (kumBu)
Jeez "And they shall be barren but think themselves blessed."
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Maybe she is quoting Mrs. Garrison from South Park when he got his sex change operation?
"Ahm pregnant! Now ah can go an get an abortion! That'll mean I'm a real woman! Woo-hoo!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:04 PM (rH4JY)
WHY AM I NOT UP FITTY POINTSH YOU MIGHT ASK ?
*glug glug*
*wretch, heave*
WHATS THE POINT OF HAVIHNG ALL THOSH PEOPLES KILLED IF I LOOOSE???
*urp*
*vomit*
Posted by: a nasty, sick,old woman in a pantsuit at December 19, 2016 09:04 PM (zu88C)
weaker. And every minute Charlie
squats in the bush...he gets
stronger. Each time I looked
around...the walls moved in a little
tighter.
Posted by: Martin the Grocery Clerk at December 19, 2016 09:05 PM (4y6Fd)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 09:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 09:05 PM (a62hT)
Divorced/ Absent Fathers: if you do NOT call your daughters on their birthday, it could lead to Demonic Possession.
Just a friendly reminder.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 09:05 PM (Zla+B)
A central location, right next to the Ged$auml;chtniskirche. And Berlin is now Germany's capitol, too. I just can't see how they can let that fly. Can you imagine the same thing happening on The Mall in DC?
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (9Q5BJ)
karma can't come soon enough for that evil brainless twatwaffle.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 09:02 PM (CRotO)
Planned Parenthood: Perhaps you've heard of us?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (qUNWi)
unborn baby, but not a convicted murderer or rapist. Yuk. I have
nothing in common with these people.
---
Welcome to Life with Liberals.
Sigh.
I dream of having neighbors and co-workers who are not insane...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 19, 2016 09:07 PM (oAY8z)
I was in Austria as a little girl, and I still remember all the pretty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 09:07 PM (PY9jH)
---------
I......but.......wha......ummmm.......how.......
I think thats about the most crass, shallow, self absorbed non-sentient ....thing....I have ever read on the blog. And thats saying alot.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:07 PM (JmjOe)
dead? She's not going to come back from the grave to give us a final
scare? Her efforts are Dr. McCoy dead? Monty Python parrot dead?
If you listen closely you'll hear: "From Hell's Heart I stab at thee."
Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 09:08 PM (aKaos)
Amazingly the next segment was about the electors Hillary lost.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (KTJxj)
Initially posted on the art thread by Bluebell. For those that haven't seen it it's a really cute video with adult actors acting out the Christmas story but using the voices of kids who tell the story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suowe2czxcA
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:06 PM (9Q5BJ)
Not after 21 January 2017
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (wCEn4)
BRING ME MY WALKER AND ANOTER BOTTLE OF WAHTVER THIS IS , YOU NAZI SCRRET SRVICE BASTARDS
*BUUURRRP, GACK*
AND SOMEONE MOP THIS UP!
Posted by: a nasty, sick,old woman in a pantsuit at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (zu88C)
Lena Dunham. There's a seat reserved for her in Hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (PY9jH)
Lena Dunham. There's a seat reserved for her in Hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 09:09 PM (PY9jH)
---
God willing.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 09:10 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: The Spartans at December 19, 2016 09:10 PM (3wfnv)
Divorced/ Absent Fathers: if you do NOT call your daughters on their birthday, it could lead to Demonic Possession.
Just a friendly reminder.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 09:05 PM (Zla+B)
And it happens one week a month anyways starting at around age 12 regardless.
Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (aKaos)
Posted by: The Spartans at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (3wfnv)
Bring it, fuckstick. Let's light this up.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Less Deplorables at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (sRRnx)
And the World stands silent. I am beginning to understand how the Holocaust happened. It didn't occur over night.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Katherine Ragsdale, lesbian priest in the Episcopal Church, has called abortion a "blessing" and brags about having driven a 15 year old girl to a clinic to have an abortion.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: The British at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
Super special place in hell for her.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:11 PM (0mRoj)
---
Yeah, these fuckers definitely don't fill me with good cheer.
Guess it's a good thing I won't be celebrating Christmas this year.
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 09:14 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TFG, Emperor Of The First Tee at December 19, 2016 09:14 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 09:13 PM (WTSFk)
TFG's still POTUS. Won't go anywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:14 PM (0mRoj)
Meh. Sounds like a floor nomination for DNC Chair.
Posted by: Raspail at December 19, 2016 09:14 PM (kQJUi)
Posted by: Less Deplorables at December 19, 2016 09:14 PM (sRRnx)
Posted by: The US Navy at December 19, 2016 09:15 PM (3wfnv)
82 This guy probably would have loved the Aktion T-4 program.
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 07:20 PM (/Nite)
====
This is what makes this episode particularly creepy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (EZebt)
Jeez "And they shall be barren but think themselves blessed."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 08:56
I know I'm way behind here, but that was so profoundly sad and warped I had to comment.
It's a sad commentary on our society today that such statements aren't roundly condemned.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 09:03 PM (tOcW/)
I only glanced at the article on WZ, but she seemed to say something about needing to 'end the stigma.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2016 09:03 PM (tOcW/)
Having an abortion is a ritual for a progressive, not unlike pledging a sorority. You are so cool when you have one. or two or three. You are one of the body now, it shows your commitment to the cause. That no one can tell you shouldn't have sex whenever and whoever you want it with and then you make the decision on whether you will have a baby. If you decide you don't need a pet child, like most hollyweird people, sweep it out and make sure everyone knows.
This is why progressives defend abortion to the nth degree. And want no limits, no regulations and want more abortion clinics than coffee shops in every American town.
Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (en0W8)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
Wow, that is one sick, f-ing bitch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (auHtY)
Umm, ma'am? Johnny Walker *is* your Walker.
Posted by: SecServ at December 19, 2016 09:17 PM (k8DTS)
Just today I heard the stupid, and psycho, and otherwise loathsome McCain droning on about investigating the storied Russian "hacking" of the election.
First widespread pressure and intimidation (incl. threats of violence) campaign against electors in our history? Spectacular confirmation of the lack of election integrity in FL and MI?
Crickets.
McCain is, as noted, stupid, and psycho, but the more general point is that the structure is on fire and the only voices to be heard are screaming about the imaginary demons some people are seeing in the clouds from the conflagration.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (92kX2)
Almost, what, 60 million abortions since 1973? Stigma my ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)
abortion a "blessing" and brags about having driven a 15 year old girl
to a clinic to have an abortion.
A priest for the "other team", maybe.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
I feel sad for the girl. Her 'priest' guided her in this.
I hate people sometimes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (92kX2)
>>starting at around age 12 regardless
You're talking about the 11yo daughter who slugs me in the gut full strength every night..
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:19 PM (KTJxj)
This guy and his "tactically-challenged friends would be sorry:
http://www.gunssavelife.com/?p=23114
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:20 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2016 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Eh, fuck that guy. Married outside the family.
Posted by: Franz Joseph at December 19, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)
There still is one I think, because a lot of people, deep down know it is wrong.
Why do you think they do not want ultrasounds to be a requirement? Why are they skeptical of any parental notification?
People always have a tendency to dig deeper, even when they know they are wrong.
Some are just evil though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:20 PM (92kX2)
http://tinyurl.com/jo6ujbq
John Wick 2 trailer
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:22 PM (92kX2)
This guy and his "tactically-challenged friends would be sorry:
http://www.gunssavelife.com/?p=23114
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:20 PM (6gk0M)
I will feed him his own kidneys.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:23 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:24 PM (KP5rU)
Lena Dunham says she has never had an abortion, but wishes she had.
Is there a chance that what Lena thinks is "abortion" is actually an "enema"?
Given her childhood and life experiences, and vocabulary, the question must be asked ...
Posted by: Arbalest at December 19, 2016 09:24 PM (FlRtG)
>>slugs me in the gut full strength every night.
I will note that I'm okay with this as...every night is wrong, but 3/4 of the time it's just fun, and 1/4 of the time it's discussion, where she ends up tickled on her back.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:25 PM (KTJxj)
http://tinyurl.com/j9jwkjh
The more discerning morons will note that Ms Dodarrio(sp?) bounces quite fetchingly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:25 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:26 PM (C9pBZ)
Hey everybody.
Have some treats saved up for the ONT tonight. Hope you all like 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve
Stocking Stuffers
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 09:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:27 PM (7qAYi)
Wow, Disney is doing what looks like a shot for shot live action remake of Beauty and the Beast- with Emma Watson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:28 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 19, 2016 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
Featuring Hillary Clinton as, "The Beast".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 09:29 PM (IcT7t)
>>Wow, that is one sick, f-ing bitch.
as an Episcopalian that might be enough to.finally chase me out. need to look at it
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:29 PM (KTJxj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:30 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/j83az2b
Proportionality of response?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:30 PM (wPiJc)
Looks like fun. They should probably call it Baywatch: The First Movie, though, because we all know how Hollywood works.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:31 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (FRIIR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
Looks like fun. They should probably call it Baywatch: The First Movie, though, because we all know how Hollywood works.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:31 PM (eeTCA)
Bring back Baywatch Nights! Baywatch + the X-Files. The world is ready for it now!
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (7qAYi)
Too late. All these things that I'm supposed to boycott, but I'm years ahead of the game. Not on purpose, of course, and I do still live in California.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (KTJxj)
I may be a jerkoff, but I'm not that desperate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Turkey baster at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (FRIIR)
Aw, hell no!
Posted by: Turkey Basters Everywhere at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)
1: Remember America was never great for anyone who wasn't a white guy!
3: Blue Lives Matter isn't a thing! Cops weren't born with blue skin!
5: Learn what mansplaining is, then stop doing it!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (39g3+)
Poorly chosen.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (KTJxj)
I'll say. She looks more like a Klingon.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Crack addict shaking on the ground in a ditch at December 19, 2016 09:36 PM (39g3+)
-Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:34 PM (39g3+)
Twitchy, (one of Twitter's members), labeled it "The First Ad for Trump in 2020" and they are correct.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:36 PM (6gk0M)
Progress!
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:36 PM (FRIIR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (Pby3z)
1: Remember America was never great for anyone who wasn't a white guy!
3: Blue Lives Matter isn't a thing! Cops weren't born with blue skin!
5: Learn what mansplaining is, then stop doing it!
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What surprised me was the comments absolutely shredded the video
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jedi Pajama Boy at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Kahless I at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (C9pBZ)
Not even if I were as drunk as Hillary...
Posted by: Billy-Bub Clinton at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (/Nite)
They should have left his goldfish alone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (39g3+)
Looks like they were smart enough not to kill the new dog, at least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:38 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 09:38 PM (a62hT)
Not even if I were as drunk as Hillary...
Posted by: Billy-Bub Clinton at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (hBig
If you were as drunk as Hillary, you wouldn't need to worry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:39 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:39 PM (FRIIR)
The half-Klingon babe on Voyager was way better looking than Michelle My Belle.
Posted by: Turkey Basters Everywhere at December 19, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 19, 2016 09:40 PM (0OG8D)
-Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:39 PM (FRIIR)
They're on the ONT, but they would never admit it!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:41 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:24
Chavez, you do have way with words. Just try not to hold back so much.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 09:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 09:41 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:40 PM
They're all secretly jacking it to pictures of me. I'm that hot.
Posted by: lena dunham at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (lmIoG)
It's an injustice that it didn't even rate one
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/366746.php
Posted by: docweasel at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (Bq1Mm)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
I must have missed where my life is better than Michael Jordan's, Tiger Woods', and Samuel Jackson's.
Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2016 09:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2016 09:43 PM (z/Ubi)
I think like a lot of us, Ace was sitting and waiting for the other shoe to drop, like "oops, miscounted, Hillary won"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:43 PM (39g3+)
-Posted by: lena dunham at December 19, 2016 09:42 PM (lmIoG)
No, you're not. But not knowing who you are, they're just longing to meet someone.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:44 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:24
You know what's really funny? Her current boyfriend dated Scarlett Johansson in High school.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:44 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Jason Biggs at December 19, 2016 09:44 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: The Ugly Stick at December 19, 2016 09:44 PM (Pby3z)
Poorly chosen.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:33 PM (KTJxj)
*****
Absolutely. I am no way defending that comment. Just pointing out that a "poorly chosen" personal insult about Mrs. Obama results in a Twitter mob and a summary dismissal from her job, while a rant that threatens actual physical harm to a large group of people in very explicit terms results in, well what, exactly?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:45 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jedi Pajama Boy at December 19, 2016 09:37 PM (+kwUl)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Obamacare on fire off
the shoulder of Aetna. I watched 1095-c's glitter in the dark near the Gruber Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in
rain. Time to die.
Posted by: Roy Bammy at December 19, 2016 09:45 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:45 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:46 PM (FRIIR)
Posted by: gNewt at December 19, 2016 09:46 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:46 PM (C9pBZ)
I would have liked hump-bot though."
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:45 PM (92kX2)
You Can't Always Get What You Want.
-The Stones
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:47 PM (6gk0M)
I don't give a flaming shit what Michelle Obama looks like.
What matters to me, as a white guy and a parent of a kid less white but racially even less 'preferable' is that she and her shit bag husband are products of an 'affirmative action' culture that promoted her wealthy ass and her husband's wealthy ass over many better - yes, better - people.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:47 PM (PRJyD)
-The Stones
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:47 PM (6gk0M)
The flaming scalp weasel was pretty good though. And the pudding.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:48 PM (92kX2)
I would have liked hump-bot though.
Maybe Ace is saving it for the inauguration?
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 09:48 PM (a62hT)
Can't connect her roku to her router. SO SHE BUYS A NEW ONE! Still won't connect. I log into the router and turn off wireless security. The Roku connects. I tell her the Roku can't handle the wireless security (WPA2 for those that care). She argues with me, threatens to cancel and wants us to credit her for the cost of the Roku. Because it can't possibly be an issue with wireless security, even though I just demonstrated that it is.
Turned security back up, emailed my boss about it and put a ticket in cancellations. They can try and talk to her.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2016 09:48 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:48 PM (6gk0M)
-The Stones
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:47 PM (6gk0M) *****
My theme song.
Posted by: Donald at December 19, 2016 09:49 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:4
Pretty good. Dad is coming down for Christmas. So we don't have to go up that frozen wasteland you live in this time of yr.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 09:51 PM (o/90i)
I don't think Worf's ebonics are poor, at all. In ebonics terms, she's pretty much of a scholar and high-end speaker.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 19, 2016 09:51 PM (zc3Db)
As did the FBI.
They're all after me.
Sincerely,
Posted by: Hillary Milhaus Nixon at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: areswoman at December 19, 2016 09:54 PM (Rx2dv)
Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 09:54 PM (aKaos)
the klingons
Their "legal team" visits usually consist of full spread disrupter fire followed by a volley of photon torpedoes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (IcT7t)
But, as a Roman Catholic and a strong believer in God and Satan, we have to face the facts that some of these folks are demoniacally inspired and possessed. That level of hatred must be noted and caution applied. You don't really know who (or what) is on the other end of some of this social media.
pax--
Hav
Posted by: havildar-major
You and me chief, we be on the same wave length. I literally had this conversation today with a cousin and then a friend on the phone, the cosmic struggle between good and evil, some people being so far gone who knows what's in there wearing them like an Edgar suit. Side note, I'm a Catholic too by the way. And I have not been all that thrilled with pope new guy.
Posted by: Rumcrook at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (4V3ga)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
I feel sad for the girl. Her 'priest' guided her in this.
I hate people sometimes.
And this right here is one good reason women shouldn't be priests. It's also confirmation that many of the mainline protestant faiths have gone so far off the rails they are not really christian in any real sense and they spout a lot of heresy. They have become hollowed out ornate meeting houses for the true religion they follow, ----orthodox leftism, which they preach and follow without question or hesitancy.
Posted by: Rumcrook at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (4V3ga)
literally had this conversation today with a cousin and then a friend on
the phone, the cosmic struggle between good and evil, some people being
so far gone who knows what's in there wearing them like an Edgar suit.
Side note, I'm a Catholic too by the way. And I have not been all that
thrilled with pope new guy.
Posted by: Rumcrook
There's been a few of us around, we just don't talk much about it. Some folk don't take too well to the Powers and Principalities talk, though I think some realize we're fighting more than politics and people, even if they just file it as "human nature".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: giwfun at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (vXa9V)
Posted by: Bryan at December 19, 2016 11:13 PM (4o7KQ)
He wants all the liberals to leave Florida, Ohio, North Carolina, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. And, I guess Maine, too, since that state did give one electoral vote to Trump.
Sure, pal; we'll welcome those states into the Republican column on a permanent basis. I hope you get your wish!
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)
The vast majority of the water in this state is sourced in-state. No, the state is not entirely "desert", just the Mojave Desert is actually "desert". South of the Sacramento Valley, most of the state is a "Mediterranean" climate (hot, dry summers, wet winters, except in drought years). The LA area is the part of the state that gets a significant amount of its water from the Colorado River, but even they get most of their water from Northern California - via the California Aqueduct. I live in the actual desert - but even here, in the Victor Valley area (east of the I-15, north of the Cajon Pass), we have an enormous underground aquifer that the Federal government will not allow us to use. Drilling a new municipal well requires jumping through endless hoops, and even then, the Feds usually reject the request.
Electricity is an entirely different matter, and idiot liberals are working day and night to shut down production from "fossil fuel" power plants.
Posted by: Spiny Norman at December 20, 2016 01:58 AM (2NLtQ)
OTOH, lefties ruin the lives of conservatives for saying very innocuous things on social media, so tit for tat.
He should be canned, investigated, and interrogated.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 19, 2016 07:33 PM (Om16U)
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Live by the sword, die by the sword?
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