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A Visit From Saint Hillary
Here's a treat from our Poet Laureate: Muldoon.
A Visit From Saint Hillary - Not a limerick (Apologies to Clement Moore and also to that other dude Not Clement Moore who totally wrote the original) 'Twas Inaugural Eve, when all through the landNot a creature was stirring, not woman nor man
The bunting was hung by the platform with care
In hopes that the President soon would be there Adult babies were nestled all snug in their safe spots
While visions of peppermint lattes danced through their thoughts
And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my bare feet
Had just settled on the couch to write up some Tweets When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the designer window treatments and threw up the sash The moon on the crest of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to objects below
When what should my wondering eyeballs now view
But a nondescript van with a medical crew With a little old lady so wrinkled with sag
I knew in a moment she must be The Hag
More rapid than eagles her minions they came
And she cackled, and wheezed, and called them by name "Now Weiner! McAuliffe! Podesta and Mills!
On Huma! Palmieri! On Chelsea and Bill!
To the top of the platform on the Washington Mall
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!" As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
So up to the Capitol her minions they flew
With the van full of medication, and Saint Hillary too And then, in a twinkling, I heard a guffaw
The grasping and clinging of each grubby paw
As I drew in my head, set for taking my lumps
Down the stairway St. Hillary came with a thump She was dressed in polyester, from her head to her foot
And her clothes were all draped like a baggy Mao suit
An enemies list she had stashed in her pants
And she looked like a homeless guy starting a rant Her eyes-how they wandered! Gone wild with strabismus!
She kept sticking her nose into everyone's business
Her droll little mouth was drawn back in a sneer
And the chin whiskers bleached, until they were clear A bottle of vodka was clutched in her fist
And the vapors encircled her head like a mist
She had a harsh laugh and a fake Southern drawl
She warn't no ways tahrred, in spite of it all She was chubby and plump, a right nasty old elf
And I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself
A three-hundred-sixty degree twist of her head
Soon gave me to know I had something to dread She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work
Emptied everyone's stockings; called me "Deplorable jerk!"
Then mashing the throttle right down to the floor
Her Hoveround rose up the stairway once more She lurched toward her van, her team gave her a boost
And away they all flew like the down of a goose
But they heard me exclaim, ere they drove out of sight- "Happy Christmas to all! She's not President tonight!"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ronster at December 17, 2016 06:31 PM (GF+AN)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 17, 2016 06:36 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 06:36 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 06:36 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 06:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 17, 2016 06:37 PM (97XyN)
Awesome!
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 17, 2016 06:38 PM (gdoO9)
I kind of like "unpresidented"-- an interesting neologism, eh, Muse?
Could mean "unprecedented" + "without presidential approval."
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 06:39 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 17, 2016 06:39 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 17, 2016 06:40 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Some CIA Guy, Honest Injun! at December 17, 2016 06:40 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 06:40 PM (zu88C)
Doctor of the Church.
A dude, though, not a termagant.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 06:42 PM (GsAUU)
Thanks, Muldoon. And the Merriest of Christmases to you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:43 PM (PY9jH)
I haven't read the whole thing, but he seems to spend a lot of time warning about too much power centralized in the hands of the Executive.
WHH was the first Whig, one of two elected, both of whom left the Oval Office toes first.
The party was founded in reaction to Andrew Jackson IIRC. Who did some very questionable things, and was lucky he didn't have to put down a vicious Indian war. (See, President Lamar of Texas, on how to lose one of those.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:43 PM (6FqZa)
Muldoon deserves a medal or leg lamp or booze or something.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 06:43 PM (6IPEM)
She's obviously living rent free in Muldoon's head and she wants a refund! You'll be hearing from our mommies.
Posted by: The legacy media at December 17, 2016 06:44 PM (oZEJt)
Muldoon deserves a medal or leg lamp or booze or something.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 06:43 PM (6IPEM)
Husband threw his company Christmas party at a local brewery, which not only had a leg lamp behind the bar, but a Charlie Brown Christmas tree: a sad piece of evergreen with a single red ornament.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:45 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 17, 2016 06:45 PM (9iR5/)
Into left field!!
Hit number 3000!!
Muldoon rounding first on his way to second with a double!!
Holy cow he came through!!
Here's the photographers out on the field!!
With apologies to Harry Carey and The Man whose name was substituted for.
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 06:45 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 06:46 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 06:46 PM (u82oZ)
Just sayin.'
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 17, 2016 06:46 PM (97XyN)
Hillary Clinton, after two attempts, will never be president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:46 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 06:36 PM (EnKk6)
Oh, yes!
(Well done, Muldoon!)
Posted by: Gem at December 17, 2016 06:46 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2016 06:47 PM (BO/km)
He did beat an "army" of 800 mostly women and children, hooray. Most of the Comanche forces were elsewhere and continued to pick at outlying Texas villages anyway. That's why Lamar lost the next election and President Houston came back to sign a deal.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2016 06:47 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Jean-Paul Sartre at December 17, 2016 06:47 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 06:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2016 06:49 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 17, 2016 06:50 PM (S6Pax)
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love, I would sleep,
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack; brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts,
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light.
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before.
My Gramps died at Pearl on a day in December."
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas Gram always remembers."
"My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures; he's sure got her smile."
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life for my sister or brother,
Who stand at the front against any and all
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "Harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least?
Give you money," I asked, "Or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
for being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
that we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 06:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 06:51 PM (6IPEM)
If Limbaugh reads this beautiful piece of art on the air, my schadenboner will frack the Moon for lunar oil deposits.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 06:51 PM (zu88C)
I wonder if her parents named her Hillary after Hillary Brooke (Abbott and Costello Show), in the hopes she'd be beautiful and sexy and charming.
well, none out of three isn't so bad, I guess. Especially since she'll never be president and now she'll be forced to stay home and watch Bill deteriorate. Oh, no, I forgot, he'll still be traveling and getting the big bucks giving those speeches.
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 06:51 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:52 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 06:52 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 06:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 06:55 PM (CFc5L)
Whose readers (both genders) would swoon.
His gift for a verse
Neither wordy nor terse
Was for us nothing short of a boon.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 17, 2016 06:55 PM (rB/gm)
Here we go! Homelessness rediscovery watch! They've dropped the puck! Game on.
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:52 PM (6FqZa)
Stole it from my XO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (SjImc)
And I'll happily deal with their disdain on Christmas day at the life coach's house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at December 17, 2016 06:50 PM (S6Pax)
*****
I was just going to suggest the same thing! You stole my idea, you bastige Bossy!
Dangit, NGU, why'd you make it all dusty in here like that?
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 06:57 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:52 PM (6FqZa)
Stole it from my XO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (SjImc)
+++
It is beautiful. Kind of tears your heart out beautiful.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 06:58 PM (CFc5L)
May bridge teams and CIC keeping the contacts from CBDR and a range of zero, the EOOWs and engineering hole snipes running drills that never happen in real life, and still be ready to answer all bells; all have a serene cruise.
Add mess cooks keeping the galley clean & warm, with filling food and midrats, the ship's barber cutting well, Jack of the Dust finding all supplies, and Bosun Mates ready for a safe UNREP.
Fair winds, and a following sea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 06:59 PM (u82oZ)
like Hillary losing. But she'd appreciate that poem, what with her trying to enlist in the Marines and all.
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 07:00 PM (b7fwp)
Here we go! Homelessness rediscovery watch! They've dropped the puck! Game on.
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (HayJi)
*****
They are so pathetic and predictable. I knew they would start highlighting the plight of the homeless and try to blame Trump for it. Perhaps they should be talking to the commie mayor DeBlasio about the homeless problem he has helped create.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:00 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 07:00 PM (b7fwp)
So hurrah for our Brother Muldoon,
Who sings quite the comedic tune,
He makes us laugh loud,
And he draws quit a crowd,
I like boobs.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 07:00 PM (zu88C)
She warn't no ways tahrred, in spite of it all."
Inspired stuff, Muldoon. Allen Ginsberg would be...mortified, and that's a good thing.
'No ways tahrred...'. Heh.
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (ZkXe+)
I saw one of those short vids on FB today where the returning dad in uniform surprises his kid at school.
Puddle up. Damn.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: a Dalek at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (IfLog)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2016 07:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 07:02 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:03 PM (6IPEM)
NGU's on the other hand is going up.
Do it Jane. We got your back.
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:05 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 07:05 PM (b7fwp)
Whose readers (both genders) would swoon.
His gift for a verse
Neither wordy nor terse
Was for us nothing short of a boon.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 17, 2016 06:55 PM (rB/gm)
Copy that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:07 PM (wwTGw)
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/12/liberal_logic_.html
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2016 07:07 PM (oZEJt)
Do it Jane. We got your back.
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (gJ3Vg)
I'm going in. Watch my six!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 07:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (ZkXe+)
****
That was my favorite line too. Idk how he comes up with this stuff.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:08 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (KP5rU)
====
I think that the numbers of homeless people in the last eight years would astound you. Big camps of them in all the major cities now, like never before.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM (IqV8l)
I just watched the Tucker Carlson video with Mike Farrell about the electors ... and Tucker was just totally incorrect about everything. He's lucky that Mike Farrell is an idiot (and the laughable nature of people who voted for Barky - not only supremely unqualified but ineligible, to boot - crying about Trump being unqualified). But Tucker's main argument was in favor of democracy ... in a Constitutional Republic.
I like Tucker. He's trying hard but that was just a total miss. The electoral college is certainly mandated to not vote for someone who's unqualified, or most certainly not for someone who's ineligible, but the arguments they make that Trump is of that ilk are hysterically stupid. That is where that argument is to be made, not that there's anything wrong with the electoral college voting for someone other than who they were sent to vote for. They should have done exactly that in 2008 and 2012. I don't like conservatives trying to be all "Democratic". That isn't what this country was built to be. Tucker could have knocked Farrell out but instead it was just a poor showing on both sides.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM (zc3Db)
The scale of her plunder may never be fully known. If she has any smarts she will cut a deal. Publicly announce that she is against this electoral subversion and Russian hacking bullshit. That would put an end to it. In exchange, no further investigations her will be pursued. She gets to keep all of it. That is a very good deal for her - she's like the protagonist in a caper movie who gets to retire to a south seas island at the end. And I think we're all a bit sick of her. Just drop off the grid, Hillary.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:10 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 17, 2016 07:05 PM (b7fwp)
He doesn't give any fucks anymore. He's probably body surfing right now (getting tossed ankles over ass). Is it wrong I hope it's great white shark season off the coast of Maui?
And Malia has probably formed her own Choom Gang now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 07:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:10 PM (gJ3Vg)
I saw one of those short vids on FB today where the returning dad in uniform surprises his kid at school.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 17, 2016 07:01 PM (rB/gm)
I saw this a couple weeks ago. It cracked me up:
http://www.clickhole.com/video/
incredible-soldier-surprises-his-family-returning--5166
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM
*****
The number of homeless in Denver has gone through the roof. It is a giant problem in all the bigger cities throughout the state. Thanks to the stupid pothead law.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 17, 2016 07:12 PM (9iR5/)
The number of homeless in Denver has gone through the roof. It is a giant problem in all the bigger cities throughout the state.
Retroactively caused by Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2016 07:04 PM (KP5rU)
True enough, some are lazy and some are drunks and addicts who have a choice to make but--because some shit can be fixed--there are those who are mentally ill who are treatable. Those people should be helped wherever possible.
I was homeless once for about six months, during a terrible period in my life. I was fixable.
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2016 07:15 PM (ZkXe+)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM (CFc5L)
I live in what would be termed a mid-sized city, and the number of homeless I see is pretty fucking sobering. The city razed a building next door to my office because the cops were tired of rousting the bums every damn morning. And I live in a city that would never be considered slovenly. But being in CO, it is kind of a (finger-quotes) sanctuary city. so, there you go.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:16 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Porygon at December 17, 2016 07:17 PM (Ojki1)
The number of homeless in Denver has gone through the roof. It is a giant problem in all the bigger cities throughout the state. Thanks to the stupid pothead law.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:11 PM (6IPEM)
And now Colorado is pretty reliably Democrat. Hmm. Wonder how that happened. *ponders*
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
We have an organization here who have bought property and are building tiny houses for veterans who qualify (no drunks or drug addicts). The setting will be on a nice lot (I've seen it) with picnic tables and grills. The houses will have heat and air, a sleeping area, toilet and shower, and a mini fridge, and small cooktop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 07:18 PM (PY9jH)
Parents told local reporters the play was canceled because two parents complained about a line in the Charles Dickens holiday classic.
The unnamed parents took offense at the words uttered by Tiny Tim, God bless us, everyone, television station WHTM reported.
FOX News
G-D I hope PE Trump puts and end to this crap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (SjImc)
On Huma! Palmieri! On Chelsea and Bill!
To the top of the platform on the Washington Mall
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
-------------------
The whole poem is fantastic. Dare I say YUUUUGE?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
Jets vs Fish
Should all of 10,000 people at this game
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (SjImc)
I asked a few times, right after the hurricane I think, but never saw an answer from anyone here.
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (gJ3Vg)
I hate people.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:25 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Certainly after 2012 by which time he demonstrated what a lawless, radical SOB he was. But during 2008, apart from refusing to show his birth certificate, there really wasn't much else that cast doubt on his eligibility. Sure, 20 years in Wright's pseudo-church, "community organizing", supporting partial birth abortion, all of it made it insane for any decent person to vote for him, but I'm not sure any of that would have made him ineligible. He was just some obscure lefty senator from Illinois.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:26 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
The more I deal with people, the more I like my dog!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:26 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Ditto.
So it's unanimous, then.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 07:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Ironically, I like animals much more than any members of PETA.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:28 PM (rH4JY)
Retroactively caused by Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)
Proactive homeless, they all knew that Trump was going to win bigly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:29 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:29 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Mark 14:17, in the new chavez the hugo translation.
"It's my personal favorite for private study. The language just...speaks to me. The King James Version has a lot of big, old fashioned words in it."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2016 07:30 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
I love my family. I also love my dorky cats. I like the people I work with...really. I work in a terrific office. I even like the wandering orange tom-cat who talks to me in the morning as I climb into my truck.
I reflexively dislike most other people. My rule of thumb is, if you don't piss me off, I'll treat you amicably.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:30 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 07:30 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
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Me too.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I like animals much more than most people.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:24 PM (SjImc)
The more I deal with people, the more I like my dog!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:26 PM
******
Me too (except you guys and about 10 other people.
People suck.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:31 PM (6IPEM)
I'd love to send that to some friends, but I'd also like to send it with the proper attribution.
Posted by: Captain Ned at December 17, 2016 07:31 PM (WI6nT)
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:32 PM (gJ3Vg)
Thank you Ngu. I have put that poem in my Christmas cards. I need to do that again.
*sniff*
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 07:33 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:30 PM (wwTGw)
And of course have a plan to kill everyone in the room
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Captain Ned at December 17, 2016 07:31 PM (WI6nT)
I stole it from my XO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 07:35 PM (Nwg0u)
I knew in a moment she must be The Hag
Pure poetry and hysterical
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 07:35 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Academic Faculty at December 17, 2016 07:35 PM (BbkFr)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (6IPEM)
+++
Yep.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:35 PM (CFc5L)
Here we go! Homelessness rediscovery watch! They've dropped the puck! Game on.
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 06:56 PM (HayJi)
I called this months ago. Not that I'm a predictive genius or something, but it's just how they do. Issues like homelessness come to the fore when a Republican is in the White House and vanish overnight when it's a Democrat instead.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:35 PM (0mRoj)
Doctor of the Church.
A dude, though, not a termagant.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 06:42 PM (GsAUU)
I had a uncle named Hilary. He was annoyed that his name became a girl's name. That was not the case when he was born back in the 1920's.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:36 PM (P8951)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:37 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Quit yer bellyaching. There ain't no excuse for reading demonic translations like the Non-Inspired Version, or the Reviled Satanic Version.
Here you go:
http://www.chick.com/catalog/books/1007.asp
Posted by: Jack T. Chick at December 17, 2016 07:37 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:26 PM (rH4JY)
His father wasn't an American when he was born. Case closed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 07:39 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
So you're a traitor to the cause, then? Not mudgeoning enough cur?
My old office desk plaque said,
"I believe in toleration. Consider yourself tolerated."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2016 07:39 PM (H5rtT)
Parents told local reporters the play was canceled because two parents complained about a line in the Charles Dickens holiday classic.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (SjImc)
-----------------------------
The problem is not the two parents. There are always a few whiners, snots, and saboteurs in every social group.
The problem is the cowardly (or downright evil) administrators who give into them.
Tar. Feathers. Rail.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2016 07:39 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:36 PM (P8951)
+++
I worked with an old man once whose name was Marion.
(Yes, I know John Wayne). He didn't seem bothered by it in the least.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:39 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:40 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (SjImc)
Well, duh.
Srsly, that is a mentality that is A) vital to self-preservation and B) kind of unique to America and a few other places like Australia, por ejemplo. Docile people make for tender long-pork.
If the enemy devours me, I want his jaws to get real fucking tired.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:26 PM (rH4JY)
Not completely sure of my hostroy, but I think the Electoral College was specifically set up to rein in out of control "democracy" as was much of the Constitution. The Founders were rightly fearful of factions uniting to circumvent the restraints of the Constitution, so they deliberately placed impediments in the way of a unified government, e.g., House elected frequently by the people, Senate elected by State legislatures (thank the progressives for 17A), and the President chosen by a combination of popular votes AND a state and population based Electoral College. The obvious intent and function of the Electoral College was to prevent scum like Barky from gaining access to the Presidency even once just because an FSA had been promised unending FS forever!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:36 PM (P8951)
Tell me about it
Posted by: Boy named Sue at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (a62hT)
It's a Dr. Jekyll ( or whatever his real last name is), Mr. Muldoon situation we have here.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (P8951)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
I'll work on it
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (wCEn4)
First stage Leftism
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (5sOEp)
In an interview with the U.K.'s Times that was published on Saturday, Sheen said he was leaving Hollywood and acting behind to fight against far-right populism "for the time being."
Why not make it forever? We're everywhere you know. Don't stop until you've rooted us all out.
He also admitted that he was unsure if his relationship with girlfriend Sarah Silverman would survive his move back to England.
You can take that sorry excuse of a human being with you back to Old Blighty. Maybe introduce her to some of the new "migrants". The sad thing is this doofus reproduced with Kate Beckinsale.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: washrivergal
I had to drive to east Hollywood last week. It's worse than I've ever seen it. There are entire camps under freeway underpasses.
There's no reason to be importing 'refugees' from thousands of miles away when we have a surplus of them living on the streets.
Sign above the 110 freeway "No I.C.E."
Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (ZBp8/)
Or was it quality foot wear?
Posted by: a little help? at December 17, 2016 07:43 PM (hJdFN)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
I'll work on it
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Well... it's effective...motivating even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:44 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:44 PM (SjImc)
Sign above the 110 freeway "No I.C.E."
Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (ZBp8/)
+++
Oh FFS. I just want to scream.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:44 PM (CFc5L)
Weasel Zippers
Hey Fredo, how'd that Syrian thing work out for ya?
LMAO
And THIS is the guy the left thinks is so brilliant?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:45 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 07:39 PM (zc3Db)
Denninger has a few thoughts.
http://tinyurl.com/z6tm7g5
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:45 PM (wCEn4)
The unnamed parents took offense at the words uttered by Tiny Tim, God bless us, everyone, television station WHTM reported.
FOX News
G-D I hope PE Trump puts and end to this crap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:21 PM (SjImc)
Of course they took offense. They're members of the perpetually offended. The school ought to grow a pair and tell them to fvck off
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 07:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 07:46 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:47 PM (0mRoj)
"I stole it from my XO"
I think this establishes that Annapolis does not confer dental degrees.
(jk, that would be legal attribution at an Academy, provided you listed the XO's serial number).
Quickest way out of an Academy is a paper with a missed attribution.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2016 07:47 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at December 17, 2016 07:47 PM (jkztu)
-
Mike, Mike, I used to admire you. Now you're one step above Lena Dunham. I hope your vaccinations are up to date.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 07:09 PM (zc3Db)
I agree, he wasn't at his best - but hell, he's doing this 5 days a week. Even Joe DiMaggio went 0-4 sometimes.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2016 07:48 PM (89T5c)
++++
ahistorical. it was a kludge, set up due to problems with communication over distances at the speed of a horse.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 07:48 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Captain Ned at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (WI6nT)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 07:42 PM (ZBp8/)
+++
Oh FFS. I just want to scream.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:44 PM (CFc5L)
Which is why despite the Trumpination, I am still actively stocking up on ammo and DVD copies of movies, and dry-roasted peanuts, and Hormel chili, and Cap'n Crunch. And booze. Oh, and Charleston Chews. Apparently they last forever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at December 17, 2016 07:47 PM (jkztu)
And then went on to play the Lone Ranger
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 07:50 PM (auHtY)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Boobs
Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:51 PM (6IPEM)
In a clandestine visit, the head of the Mossad and a security delegation organized by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu travelled to the United States to meet with President-elect Trump's staff and brief him on security issues.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:51 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 07:45 PM (auHtY)
They should stop letting a couple of idiots ruin things for everyone, but I imagine they're terrified that if they say "f you" to those nasty fools, pretty soon they'll have the ACLU and "Religion from Religion" assholes filing suits and it's easier to just cave. Which is what the idiots are counting on.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:51 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)
A double barreled shotgun!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:51 PM (wCEn4)
And she'll see my question,,, maybe.
I'll miss the answer,,, probably.
Sucks when you want to do something to help and...
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (gJ3Vg)
Absolutely nothing, because I have no true love and probably never will.
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
The problem is the cowardly (or downright evil) administrators who give into them.
Tar. Feathers. Rail.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
This can't be overstated. One of the most bewildering and troubling things over the past 8 years was watching how governments, corporations, etc. would roll over in response to a few totalitarian idiots whining, when they could just wait a week and it would all blow over, instead of giving the whiners a sense of power.
If this last election does *anything* I hope it encourages people to grow a spine. The left is impotent, spectral, insubstantial if only you summon the cojones to ignore them. They are the big bad wolf huffing and puffing against Trump Tower.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2016 07:54 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2016 07:54 PM (cYEyt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 07:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 07:54 PM (U0lQa)
What the hell, Dylan got the Nobel for Literature.
And someone could probably rap his poem.
Posted by: JB1000 at December 17, 2016 07:54 PM (XXFUC)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 07:55 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2016 07:55 PM (BO/km)
Absolutely nothing, because I have no true love and probably never will.
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
++++
You know we love you, Insomniac.
Be back in a few. Gotta start dinner!
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 07:57 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:51 PM (wCEn4)
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:57 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2016 07:58 PM (BO/km)
A bloof a brode a brade,
To blave a brood a bread a bead,
I blake a brudda a tove.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 17, 2016 07:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:52 PM (rH4JY)
---------------------------------------------
AMEN.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2016 07:58 PM (Nox3c)
I asked a few times, right after the hurricane I think, but never saw an answer from anyone here.
Posted by: teej at December 17, 2016 07:23 PM (gJ3Vg)
Ben Had is working directly with our son, because the university son attends has strict guidelines about donations.
God bless Ben Had.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (KP5rU)
http://tinyurl.com/z6tm7g5
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 07:45 PM (wCEn4)
Yep. Sheriff Joe's posse did a really detailed and complete investigation. It's amazing that that just died after they had shown their proof that it was, at the least, a doctored document. People were scared to even talk about it. Pussies all the way through.
But, to me, the birth certificate didn't even matter, really, in the determination. It was certainly a sign of Barky's tendency to create ridiculous lies about anything and everything but for the fact that his father wasn't a citizen was all the proof of ineligibility needed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (zc3Db)
And if you get up to get a hot dog, you will not miss much action, unfortunetally
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (SjImc)
LMAO
And THIS is the guy the left thinks is so brilliant?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Well, it worked out well. He got to import thousands of shiny new refugees. That's why being a Democrat is so cool: you can't screw up. And if you do screw up, you can always blame the conservatives and propose some costly government solution that advances the agenda. So it's always good.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (rH4JY)
I'm a big S Muldoon backer
But have to go watch Daughter
Dance in the Nutcracker
Wish me luck in traffic
It's wet and streets will freeze
Don't want to have to walk tonight
It's just fourteen degrees
Posted by: mindful webworker - culchah mon at December 17, 2016 07:59 PM (5a8XA)
Two bulbous boobs
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 08:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:00 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:00 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 17, 2016 08:01 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 07:48 PM (U0lQa)
Where did you get that from? If the Founders hadn't wanted the electors to be independent agents then they could have just written it that way - i.e. "electors must vote as the state legislatures assign them" ... or something of the sort.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:02 PM (zc3Db)
A case of the clap and two types of Herpes.
Posted by: Michael Sheen at December 17, 2016 08:02 PM (bqN/x)
Surely, the Founders didn't intend that the details of your birth citizenship should preclude your ability to lie your way into high office!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:02 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Colin at December 17, 2016 08:02 PM (ogUTd)
Mooch explains how the nation will be in decline under Trump, and the Oval Office needs a "grown up."
How funny that this stupid, barely educated idiot is telling us all that the Oval Office needs a Grown Up.
Mooch, you're married to a gay man. Admit it. Go on with your life, and shut your pie hole forever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2016 08:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 17, 2016 08:01 PM (V+03K)
hey I only steal from the best
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 08:03 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:04 PM (0mRoj)
I want to share.
May I? And who should I attribute it to? Muldoon from AOS?
Really, it is very very very good.
Posted by: wyntre at December 17, 2016 08:04 PM (tTy1z)
Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
*sniff*
Posted by: Robert Van Winkle at December 17, 2016 08:05 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 17, 2016 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)
I don't hate the idea, I just don't think anything will happen.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj)
So sorry for the misleading info.
FOX Business News is great but so wonky and hard to follow on weekends.
Here is the YouTube link to the whole Trump Thank You Alabama event.
http://tinyurl.com/jlpknk7
FF to around the 2 hour 30 minute mark for the Main Event.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread wants to be Muldoon when he grows up at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (rJUlF)
Now THERE'S a falsifiable prediction. We'll see if her worldview holds water, or as I'm pretty confident, is a bunch of shit. I say again: her natural station in life would be as a housemaid at the Marriott.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)
The comments are like jibbering monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2016 08:07 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 07:34 PM (6IPEM)
---
Guns (and tanks) are just a few tools that help get rid of the bad folks.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 08:07 PM (CRotO)
She is a MBA and RN and , well, whatever. Moron escape plan.
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:07 PM (a62hT)
An enemies list she had stashed in her pants.
I think a Depends shout out would have worked too.
An enemies list she had stashed in her Depend, never to use as the mold had set in.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 17, 2016 08:07 PM (ITucM)
Not a creature was stirring, not even Huma's Beaver.
The young boys were hung per Bill's Jeff's liking
In hopes Harry Reid would dress like a Viking.
[Not sure I wishto continue indulging my imagination ...]
Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (mt8X9)
Now THERE'S a falsifiable prediction. We'll see if her worldview holds water, or as I'm pretty confident, is a bunch of shit. I say again: her natural station in life would be as a housemaid at the Marriott.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)
Until she got fired for stealing from guests, since she's so used to being entitled to other people's money.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks for posting that, it made me go back and search for NGU's post and I'm glad I did.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (wCEn4)
Mohamed Zaouari, a 49-year-old aviation engineer, was murdered at the wheel of his car outside his house in the Tunisian city of Sfax.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (SjImc)
Now THERE'S a falsifiable prediction. We'll see if her worldview holds water, or as I'm pretty confident, is a bunch of shit. I say again: her natural station in life would be as a housemaid at the Marriott.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)
---
Her RBF is about to get worse.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:01 PM (Nwg0u)
There are four hand grenades!
Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at December 17, 2016 08:08 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2016 08:09 PM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:10 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 08:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Man!
Who did the intro outro music for the Trump rallies broadcast on YouTube ?
Serious rip-your-face off crunchy metal and rock tunes.
Me likey.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 08:10 PM (zu88C)
You didn't get a white man evil and women and minorities good vibe ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 08:10 PM (IDPbH)
I know how you feel, friend. I'm grateful that I have family I can spend time with on Christmas, but there are times I wonder if I will be single for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2016 08:11 PM (rJUlF)
A case of the clap and two types of Herpes.
Posted by: Michael Sheen
Due to my predilection for unsafe sodomy,
I tested positive for H.I.V.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 17, 2016 08:11 PM (rH4JY)
Yeah. Watch out. Now Hamas is REALLY mad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2016 08:11 PM (ZLQuU)
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at December 17, 2016 08:11 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:12 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2016 08:13 PM (SjImc)
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: areswoman at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (Rx2dv)
+++
i fuck around a lot with semi plausible crap. but itt was actually a part of the reason for it. more essentially, they had considered there to be a difference in suffrage between north and south due to slavery. since slaves couldn't vote, the north had a broader base of voters. by putting in electors they could block the election of blacks by the north.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Wait.
What am I saying???!!??
Sorry. Maybe boating accidents should be included
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:15 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 08:15 PM (MiBfH)
-
I'm guessing he wasn't working on a cure for cancer.
Clocks. They're all the rage in islam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2016 08:15 PM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (Nwg0u)
----
!BOOM!
Cancer gone!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 08:15 PM (EnKk6)
I don't want to be a computer programmer just to cook and make cookies Having a hard enough time trying to get in the spirit.
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:16 PM (a62hT)
http://hechingerreport.org/republican-platform-for-higher-ed-less-red-tape-and-less-money/
“Obviously what we do legislatively is a statement of our philosophy and our principles,” said Virginia Foxx, Republican chair of the House subcommittee that oversees higher education and co-chair of the GOP platform committee.
While the party’s presumptive nominee for president, Donald Trump, hasn’t said much about higher education policy, he has mentioned a proposal here and there, such as allowing student loans to be refinanced — something that is not allowed today, and a position he shares with progressive Sens. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren — and tying the availability of loans to the perceived market value of students’ majors.
“An enormous amount of hardworking taxpayer money goes into education in this country,” Foxx said in an interview. “Republicans are very concerned that we get a good return on the money we are spending.”
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)
******
Military deaths and watch waste and fraud in govt stories to come back in style again.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:17 PM (6IPEM)
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I'm guessing he wasn't working on a cure for cancer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Let's just say radiation therapy was involved in the research.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 08:17 PM (7qAYi)
I kind of like "unpresidented"-- an interesting neologism, eh, Muse?
Could mean "unprecedented" + "without presidential approval."
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 06:39 PM (HayJi)
Or maybe he was just making a pun at Obama's expense. Empty chair, and all that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 08:17 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: areswoman at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (Rx2dv)
Safest bet on three planets.
God, how I detest the Reds.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:17 PM (SRKgf)
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:18 PM (wCEn4)
Nice touch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 17, 2016 06:39 PM (mgbwf)
I didn't. I have had two surgeries for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 08:18 PM (MiBfH)
Mohamed Zaouari, a 49-year-old aviation engineer, was murdered at the wheel of his car outside his house in the Tunisian city of Sfax.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
What does Hamas care what's happening in Tunisia? Unless this guy really was intending to render them some sort of assistance to carry out some attack. In which case an assassination would be justified.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 08:18 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:19 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:20 PM (U0lQa)
Or other solecisms the Negro uttered: "breathalyzer" for "inhaler," speaking "Austrian," his uncle liberated Auschwitz (actually, it's plausible that a relative of his would have been in the Red Army), "57 states," to name some salient examples.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:20 PM (SRKgf)
It's a really good war movie set in the star wars universe.
The highlight of it is finally, FINALLY, seeing Vader as a bad ass.
Evil. Killing. Machine.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2016 08:21 PM (+lv+r)
It's a most unpleasant feeling.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:21 PM (0mRoj)
You're thinking of a penicillin.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2016 08:21 PM (ZLQuU)
The boy spawns grandma is 83 and just diagnosed with colon cancer. Lymph nodes are involved so chemo may be in her future. Pappy mayhem was in the hospital for several days with cracked ribs and pneumonia but is recovering. And a friend of the family passed away Thursday.
If anyone is the praying sort they would be appreciated.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 08:21 PM (yTnCT)
I believe all our service men and women should be remembered and honored but not as a way to diminish the Presidency and the military command.
Posted by: areswoman at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (Rx2dv)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:19 PM (GUqTq)
Yep. Privatizing student loans should pretty much kick all those leftist intellectual sandboxes in the nuts.
Bank loan officer: "You want a loan to major in sociology? You're in the wrong place. You need to talk to the loan officer at McDonald's."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
"I'm not putting in another f***ing dime until someone tells me what just happened."
He's giving big donors a scapegoat.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (Ndje9)
Sitting in the theater waiting for Rogue One! They have recliners they added recently! Woohoo!
Posted by: chi-town Jerry at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (6V2p0)
Nine dems a cryin
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)
So sorry to hear this. I hope it works out ... as well as it possibly can.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)
Nine mm ammo on pallets
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:24 PM (6IPEM)
"I'm not putting in another f***ing dime until someone tells me what just happened."
++++
the intelligence services of the USA puked at the thought of having Hillary as commander in chief and decided to get involved. see also Praetorian Guards and their role in the late Roman era.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:26 PM (U0lQa)
*In my best most interesting man in the world impression*
I don't always converse with liberal arts majors, but when I do I order a venti.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:26 PM (GUqTq)
The creative part of my brain isn't working right now.
I got nothing.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (6IPEM)
Nine dems a cryin
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Weasel at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Nancy Pelosi screaming
Nine dems a cryin
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (wCEn4)
We need a judges ruling here!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:17 PM (6IPEM)
But their concern about such is a sometime thing.
Their hypocrisy enrages me. They don't give a shit about any of these things when they're in power, but only cynically use them as wedge issues when the American electorate gets its collective head out of its ass and turns them out of office.
Bottom line: the Democrat Party is not fit to govern. None of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)
A really fine violin, second only to the Stratavarius. Needless to say, the creator of the Strabismus, one Hector Jones (his birth name), spiraled into a haze of opium, harlots and corgi-porn. He was found dead in a pool of rotting butterscotch pudding, clutching an etching of an Ewok resplendent in a field of popcorn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:28 PM (wwTGw)
Eleven Pipe guns
Ten Hos out trickin'
Ten Lords a-voting for BREXIT
Nine Dems a-cryin'
Nine mm ammo on pallets
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:29 PM (wCEn4)
we forgot about and so did they.
now we have to wait the ridiculous 10 day #Failifornia "cooling off" period.
hey frass brains! if i want to do something impulsive, i already own a few firearms to be stupid with.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 08:30 PM (C2Or7)
Not sure what to say.
Chicks are kinda weird. Nothing you can logically plan will work. You are a sharp, methodical, analytical guy who plans and executes. Getting a job is a combination of planning, executing and networking. Finding love is something else.
Women are like ... fish. Swimming around all pretty and ...
Well no... they are like birds. They are all flashy with curvy feathers and they poop on your car... No. Forget that.
Women are like sports cars. All hot and sweet -looking and then you commit to them and the maintenance bills start rolling in and it's like who the hell needs that many shoes ? ...
I have been married 27 years. We met in high school. I know less about women and relationships now than I knew then. I have mentioned that I am sorta dumb.
I just know that good things are coming your way. Life is cyclical and you are overdue. I also know that depression and introversion is a mean place that doesn't leave any room for new relationships, new beginnings, or new possibilities.
Avoid that defeatism like the plague. It's your life no matter what happens next. Yours to waste or yours to embrace. Forget what you don't have . You have more than you know. That's how you start. Then you realize that you are not in control of any of it. Then you seek out the One who is. And open the door that has all of the answers and even more important questions.
Worked for me anyway.
Here for you , brah. It's all gonna be great. Just wait.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 17, 2016 08:30 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2016 08:30 PM (lmIoG)
Eleven Pipe guns
Ten Hos out trickin'
Ten Lords a-voting for BREXIT
Nancy Pelosi screaming
Nine Dems a-cryin'
Nine mm ammo on pallets
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a Glock with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:31 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:14 PM (U0lQa)
I think we're talking about two different issues, here. There is the electoral college and the number of votes that each state gets - which seems to be the issue you are addressing - and there is the issue of the electors in the electoral college being independent agents who are, themselves, the true voters for the Presidency (and Vice-Presidency). It seems that you are addressing the former while I am talking about the latter.
And what's this about the possibility of blacks being voted into the Presidency by the north? I think you've conflated a couple of other separate issues.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:31 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:23 PM (wCEn4)
We need a judges ruling here!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (wCEn4)
---------------
As a bribe for the judges, I offer a $100 voucher, a used TV remote, a well worn Farrah Fawcet poster, and this piece of string.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Roger Miller at December 17, 2016 08:32 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Roger Miller at December 17, 2016 08:33 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Ah yes, but I have the finished jigsaw puzzle version of that poster to offer, hah!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:34 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:27 PM (wCEn4)
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zero points for both, for using a Glock
and may G*d have mercy on their souls
Posted by: John M Broiwning at December 17, 2016 08:34 PM (C2Or7)
I always addressed Barky "The Precedent" ... because that's all he ever was. That's all he was ever supposed to be to his suporters. He was never any President to me. I will be happy to address him as "Prisoner #7763145", though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:35 PM (zc3Db)
++++
tropical and exotic ones are at the strip club
bottom feeders are in the truck stop
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:35 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (C2Or7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (wwTGw)
and may G*d have mercy on their souls
Posted by: John M Broiwning at December 17, 2016 08:34 PM (C2Or7)
Don't blame me - Duke wrote the first line!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (wCEn4)
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Yeah, well you can't spell your own name, so...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Two unwashed Uma Thurmann feet.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08
****
I can't disagree, Jay. They are all evil, amoral, venal, and pathological liars. All of them.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 17, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)
I don't always converse with liberal arts majors, but when I do I order a venti.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:26 PM (GUqTq)
You know, I like the liberal arts. I was a science major (obviously), but a liberal arts minor, and at one point considered trying to become a writer. There's a place for liberal arts, but not simply as a Communist sinecure, which is what they are today.
The problem is that liberal arts and humanities courses are now a sump for people who, frankly, don't belong in college in the first place.
To weed out the dumb shits, require all liberal arts and social science majors to take some math and hard science courses, just as prospective scientists are required to take some liberal arts courses.
And fuck that "physics for poets" crap; we take no shit humanities and social science courses, they should take no shit math and real science courses. If they can't hack them, adios, pendejos. They didn't belong in college in the first place, and we'd be doing them a favor by flunking them out right out of the chute.
For STEM majors college is like boot camp, or SEAL training. For humanities and social science majors, it's more like Club Med. That's bullshit, and needs to end.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 17, 2016 08:01 PM (V+03K)
I know I have seen it before, maybe even posted here. I suspect the true author(s) doesn't care about publicity, but just wants the poem to be circulated by folks who care.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 08:37 PM (MiBfH)
I was glad that it was an open casket so that we could see how he was lovingly interred with his favorite lace wig.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 17, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)
Double Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 17, 2016 08:38 PM (AGr9E)
The problem is the cowardly (or downright evil) administrators who give into them.
The problem is statutory law that lets lawyers collect fees when they sue over trivial disputes
Posted by: tmitsss at December 17, 2016 08:38 PM (3LAYT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:39 PM (a62hT)
Shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:39 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Unless you're badly allergic. Which I am.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (0mRoj)
- Madison
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 07:36 PM (P8951)
--Last I recall was Hilaire Belloc.
Lots of formerly male names morphed into chick names. Ashley was an undisputedly guy name 100 years ago.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:45 PM (GsAUU)
"I drive a Cadillac with wide wheels
Got rhinestones on the spokes
Got credit at the grocery store
and my barber tells me jokes..."
off the top of my head...
He was as influential to my childhood music soundtrack as Elvis and Johnny Mathis...not to mention the soundtracks to a lot of Clint Eastwood Westerns.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:45 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:46 PM (a62hT)
I don't think a liberal arts degree is worthless and if that's your passion, I'd encourage a person to pursue it. I've taken some lit history classes that were really interesting and challenging but parlaying that portion of my education into something profitable.....nope.
And yeah; math above algebra and science beyond a single two semester class should be required for any degree.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:47 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: Scarlet O'Hara at December 17, 2016 08:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:45 PM (GsAUU)
Also Kim, Shannon, Sasha, Jordan, ex chethora.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:48 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2016 08:48 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (5sOEp)
And what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. .>> I owe my soul to the company store.
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:49 PM (a62hT)
Bob Doug McKenzie have done the 12 Days to their ultimate.
Posted by: Captain Ned at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (WI6nT)
--Best 12 Days parody EVER
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:50 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
I love 'em both but Patch is a crazy male. Ginormous Maine Coon always wants to rumble so my hands have bandaids always.
Fuff is a total Beayoch comes over wants her belly rubs and then wham...turns on me and slices me up. Her claws are razor like.
great companions though.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 17, 2016 08:50 PM (AGr9E)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)
Double Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 17, 2016 08:38 PM (AGr9E)
I channeled this bank officer in advising the elder of the young Guevaras on his college major. Now he is a savant (not an idiot, I hasten to add) on things political, and can off the top of his head tell you who Henry Clay's running mate was in 1832.
Me: "Great. I can tell you that too, in ten seconds, since I've got internet access just like you. But who's going to pay you $150 K/y to save them ten seconds? What value are you adding by regurgitating widely available information?'
A long silence ensued.
Bottom line: he majored in finance and economics.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 08:51 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Captain Ned at December 17, 2016 07:49 PM (WI6nT)
--Best 12 Days parody EVER
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:50 PM (GsAUU)
This! Love them guys!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:51 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:51 PM (IqV8l)
It's like, Latin and shit. Whatever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (wwTGw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (kTF2Z)
On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Homeless Democrats Bumming
Eleven Pipe guns a-firing
Ten Lords a-voting for BREXIT
Nine mm ammo loaded on pallets
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a 1911A1 with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:51 PM (IqV8l)
Once a Chethora, always a Chethora!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 08:53 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:53 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:52 PM (a62hT)
+++
That's a good one. Think I'll bring it up on YouTube.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 17, 2016 08:53 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:53 PM (a62hT)
YO!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 08:54 PM (wwTGw)
I owe my soul to the company store.
Posted by: Infidel
When I was a kid I heard that as owe my soul to the company stove.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:54 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 08:55 PM (yTnCT)
And yeah; math above algebra and science beyond a single two semester class should be required for any degree.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:47 PM (GUqTq)
I couldn't agree more. I love the liberal arts; they're a hobby of mine. But for 99% of the population, that's ALL they are.
Just like sports. I love them too, and played at the varsity level in college, but they were a hobby. I wasn't good enough to play sports for a living, and even if I had been, I wouldn't have, because I had bigger fish to fry.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)
Evil. Killing. Machine.
Posted by: Kreplach
Sounds good. Even Yoda was given his moment in Episode III in that ridiculous battle with Christopher Lee, with him bouncing around like a shriveled up ping pong ball. I take it Vader doesn't bounce around? Still, I think I'm going to wait until it comes out on video, and use scene selection to watch just that, and return it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 08:56 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:56 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: dartist at December 17, 2016 08:56 PM (Cf0i2)
Thanks! Refill on the eggnog and rum?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 08:54 PM (GUqTq)
--About to pour a vanilla vodka with egg nog.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:53 PM (a62hT)
I'm over here on the floor, but yes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:57 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:58 PM (a62hT)
Cosmoline soaked Garand en-bloc clips
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two bore-snakes, and Cosmoline soaked Garand en-bloc clips
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three tornado brushes, two bore-snakes, and Cosmoline soaked Garand en-bloc clips
On the fourth day of Christmans my true love gave to me
Four ammo pouches Three tornado brushes, two bore-snakes, and Cosmoline soaked Garand en-bloc clips
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
TAAA-AAAAH-NERITE!
Four ammo pouches Three tornado brushes, two bore-snakes, and Cosmoline soaked Garand en-bloc clips
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2016 08:59 PM (wZCfc)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 08:59 PM (GsAUU)
Yoda's fight scene was at times awesome and ridiculous.
Vader is awesome and terrifying.
In fact I would love an entire movie just focusing on Vader baddassery.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2016 08:59 PM (+lv+r)
Tapping House dark rum and cinnamon spiced eggnog here.
Campai! Probst! Skol! Whatever...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 09:00 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 09:01 PM (yTnCT)
Most observant madame, so version #76:
On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Homeless Democrats Bumming
Eleven Pipe guns a-firing
Ten carboys of Valu-Rite a-cooling
Nine mm ammo loaded on pallets
Eight maids with carry permits
Seven sacks of quick lime
Six grease guns
Five hand grenades
Four smoked ribs
Three French rifles dropped only once
Two dueling pistols
And a 1911A1 with a spare magazine.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:01 PM (wCEn4)
by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 08:57 PM (wCEn4)
Here you go gentelmen. Icy cold.
Hmm, eggnog french toast sounds good for breakfast!
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 09:01 PM (a62hT)
Because the siding also acts as sheathing, and has to give shear strength to the wall, I ran a bead of Gorilla Glue on all the studs and headers, and then screwed on the siding. Pro-tip for Gorilla Glue: if it gets old, and doesn't flow too well from the bottle, a short zap in the microwave really reduces the viscosity.
Looks good so far. Once I get some paint on it, the trailer end will be uniform with the rest of the house, and much less conspicuous. Better curb appeal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 09:01 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2016 09:02 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Yoda's fight scene was at times awesome and ridiculous.
Vader is awesome and terrifying.
In fact I would love an entire movie just focusing on Vader baddassery.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2016 08:59 PM (+lv+r)
Some of the best Star Wars comics of recent years were about just that topic.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Unless you're badly allergic. Which I am.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (0mRoj)
Funny you should mention that. I adopted a pair of kittens from my neighbor when I was 42. I had never had cats before.
A couple months later, I noticed that I was waking up in the middle of the night gasping for breath. One night it was so bad I almost called 911. I ended up sitting outside on the porch for awhile.
I went to the doctor, who told me I was allergic to cats and I had to get rid of them immediately.
I'd have sooner had my lungs removed. The kittehs had sunk their little claws deep into my soul by then.
So I went to another doctor, who prescribed an asthma inhaler. We experimented with various medications, and it was touch and go for awhile. Eventually we settled on Advair, which did the trick. Two puffs a day, and I didn't have any more trouble breathing.
I used Advair for years, then gradually noticed that I didn't experience any problems if I missed a dose. I slowly began using it less and less, then stopped altogether.
I think I've built up an immunity to the little buggers. One of the cats died several years ago, but the other one will turn 17 in February. I adopted another one after the first one died, and he's 9 now.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
- Madison
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 08:44 PM (U0lQa)
Yeah ... that quote is just the end of a long discussion about whether the President should be appointed, or elected, by what bodies, ... and does not address the issue that I was talking about. That point about the electors in that quote is being made in terms of NUMBER, not in terms of their acting as independent agents voting for the President. And the point about blacks was not the worry about them voting any blacks in but for the South to be using their 3/5ths representation for blacks (who couldn't vote) to gain more power per eligible voter.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 09:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 09:00 PM (GUqTq)
--Nice!!!
Slainte!
Salud!
Gan bei!
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:05 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2016 09:05 PM (MiBfH)
Kim doesn't count. There's a man's name Kim, but I think it's just Kim. Kim as a girl's name is short for Kimberly which I assume has always been a girl's name. Lionel Shriver is a chick, so keep an eye out for that name. But maybe all names should be declared non-gender specific, in order to accommodate our trans brethren.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:05 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:56 PM (a62hT)
many thanks. Got a powerful dry...
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 17, 2016 09:06 PM (wwTGw)
On the first day of Christmas, the Donald gave to me:
A whining, wailing NeverTrumper at the RNC
On the second day of Christmas, the Donald gave to me,
Two howling moonbats
A whining, wailing NeverTrumper at the RNC
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 17, 2016 09:06 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2016 09:02 PM (zLDYs)
--Damn it, stop giving me ideas!!!!
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:07 PM (GsAUU)
Wow, Houston last year beat Florida State in the Peach Bowl, and one year later gets blown out by San Diego State.
Lost their coach.
Posted by: An Observation at December 17, 2016 09:07 PM (uGooa)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 08:58 PM (a62hT)
Think he posted General George Washington's recipe a week ago!
Remember, if eggnog was good enough for General George Washington, it is good enough for you.
Here is his recipe for eggnog.
One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, 1/2 pint rye whiskey, 1/2 pint Jamaica rum, 1/4 pint sherry-mix liquor first, then separate [a dozen] yolks and whites of eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let set in cool place for several days.
Taste frequently.
The Founders knew how to party on Twelfth Night!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:09 PM (wCEn4)
Lost their coach.
Posted by: An Observation at December 17, 2016 09:07 PM (uGooa)
--That has to be a big, if not biggest part of it. Still, how did Greg Ward forget to play quarterback and throw 4 INTs?
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:11 PM (GsAUU)
i already said i fuck around with semi plausible crap
why are you pursuing this? its all humor to me
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 09:13 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 09:13 PM (5sOEp)
4 oz of your favorite single malt scotch
1 ice cube
Serve in a glass
You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 09:13 PM (GUqTq)
One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, 1/2 pint rye whiskey, 1/2 pint Jamaica rum, 1/4 pint sherry-mix liquor first, then separate [a dozen] yolks and whites of eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let set in cool place for several days.
Taste frequently.
The Founders knew how to party on Twelfth Night!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:09 PM (wCEn4)
--Could George Washington have possibly been more awesome?
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 09:15 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: madamemayhem
I think he was a Who born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:15 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 09:16 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at December 17, 2016 09:16 PM (YeHSj)
--Could George Washington have possibly been more awesome?
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
They need to update the "Washington" song with a reference to his killer eggnog.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Weird times we live in.
So many things going on here.
1) hellary clinton must be in shock she lost.
2) she must be in shock she lost to Donald Trump.
3) Donald Trump will be the 45th president, which is shocking to everyone.
4) Hillary Clinton came within a whisker of being the 45th president of the United States, which should NEVER have happened.
5) The American press's credibility is now at 0.
Interesting times, indeed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:17 PM (BPK9o)
I know I'm late to the game, but I think it'd roll off the tongue better as "Five Holy Hand Grenades". Just my humble opinion.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 17, 2016 09:17 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 09:15 PM (5sOEp)
A single small cube so that as it melts it release the aromatics. Or a single teaspoon of water on top. But yeah, over ice? No. Not so much.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 09:18 PM (GUqTq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2016 09:18 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2016 09:19 PM (voOPb)
But it turned out to be Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:20 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: L, Elle
I have an extra leg here, I was wondering what to do with it.
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at December 17, 2016 09:20 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 09:22 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 17, 2016 09:22 PM (VSenK)
We dodged a bullet, since HCWNBPOTUS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Not the most exciting bowl games, but enough to have them on in the background. Good win by Appalachian State as well.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at December 17, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 17, 2016 09:26 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Possibly the greatest Christmas present this country could have gotten!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:28 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:28 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 09:28 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 09:29 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2016 09:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 17, 2016 09:31 PM (U0lQa)
Hillary still won't be president.
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2016 09:31 PM (qUNWi)
A Partridge in my pear tree.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:32 PM (rH4JY)
When they found out the coach was leaving the team completely lost its spirit. They showed up to play and beat Louisville since they had been pointing to that game all year - but then lost to Memphis the next week.
Posted by: An Observation at December 17, 2016 09:33 PM (uGooa)
OMG the commenters are absolutely brutal. It's like the AoSHQ comment-lite.
http://tinyurl.com/gqnya9z
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 09:34 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM
Yeah ROTJ isn't very good. On Hamill, one has to take into account the accident and damage to his face. I thought he was pretty good in the first one, quite expressive, without mugging. It's noticeable in the subsequent movies how limited he was due to reconstruction. Still had expressive eyes, but his face was gone.
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2016 09:34 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 09:34 PM (ZO497)
"I need a woman in the house more than I need a job."
The roads are so bad, the only traffic moving on the road are snowmobiles. (They are not supposed to do that.)
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 17, 2016 09:35 PM (fPEz0)
here's a decent stream of tonight's Dolphins Jets game that no one gives a shit about
I don't think it's a malicious website but there are annoying popups.
http://www.vipboxtv.me/american-football/6455/1/nfl-network-stream.html
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:35 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 09:37 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2016 09:37 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2016 09:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 09:38 PM (CRotO)
Really dumb, has anyone seen this POS?
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 09:40 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:40 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 17, 2016 09:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Um, yeah Hamiil did a lot of work on Broadway after ROTJ. And has had a lot of film work. He's also a prolific voice actor. He is one of the best Jokers out there.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 09:41 PM (cAnNx)
Baking is the art form of chemistry.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2016 09:41 PM (GUqTq)
yes only on nfln
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:41 PM (BPK9o)
that's why I linked the stream
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:42 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:32 PM (rH4JY)
And a beer, in a tree.
Posted by: Bob and Doug at December 17, 2016 09:42 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2016 09:43 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 09:43 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 09:41 PM
He's THE Joker to me... and I'm a big 60's Batman fan that only gives nods to post 60's stuff.
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2016 09:44 PM (lmIoG)
OMG the commenters are absolutely brutal. It's like the AoSHQ comment-lite.
http://tinyurl.com/gqnya9z
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 09:34 PM (EBwPV)
--Fuck, how the hell could you tease me like this!!!
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Fuck!!
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:44 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2016 09:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:15 PM (rH4JY)
He was Keith Moon?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 09:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 17, 2016 09:46 PM (JNDQi)
Must have done something to his brain too considering the raving lefty shit he spews.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2016 09:46 PM (auHtY)
The public voices of the lumpenproletariat must be suppressed, for their own good, of course!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:46 PM (wCEn4)
Kirschwasser is cherry brandy.
Sherry is a sweet fortified wine from Portugal. Liquer is a sweet drink with some hard liquor component.
Brandy is a liquor distilled from a wine, in this case cherry wine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 17, 2016 09:48 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 09:41 PM
He's THE Joker to me... and I'm a big 60's Batman fan that only gives nods to post 60's stuff.
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2016 09:44 PM (lmIoG)
He is 1 or 2 in my opinion. And I think he is quite simply the best at pulling off all aspects of the Joker. The psychotic murderer. The prankster. The criminal mastermind.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 09:48 PM (cAnNx)
He was honest like that.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:48 PM (GsAUU)
The public voices of the lumpenproletariat must be suppressed, for their own good, of course!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:46 PM (wCEn4)
You tube did the same thing on that "celebrities" calling for an electoral coup video.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)
And why, Mr Whine expert, is sherry good for cooking?
(again, I do not know the answers to the questions I ask)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 09:49 PM (BPK9o)
2 dueling pistols
3 bayonets
4 turkey calls
5 Claymore mines
6 bandoliers
7 flintlock rifles
8 auto shotguns
9 tomahawks
10 crates of frags
11 sleeves of primers
12 jugs of powder
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 17, 2016 09:49 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 09:51 PM (IDPbH)
I haven't read the whole thing, but he seems to spend a lot of time warning about too much power centralized in the hands of the Executive.
WHH was the first Whig, one of two elected, both of whom left the Oval Office toes first.
The party was founded in reaction to Andrew Jackson IIRC. Who did some very questionable things, and was lucky he didn't have to put down a vicious Indian war. (See, President Lamar of Texas, on how to lose one of those.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 06:43 PM (6FqZa)
Good find. He needed an editor.
http://www.bartleby.com/124/pres26
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2016 09:52 PM (IJxUH)
Really dumb, has anyone seen this POS?
Posted by: Farmer
Samuel L. Jackson doesn't have nearly enough hair to portray Alan Moore. Plus, he lacks the chops to do the accent.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 09:54 PM (rH4JY)
I've done a great deal of editing and proofreading in my career, and have encountered any number of business executives and upper-level management types on various projects who were terrible at spelling--often enough to be common and these were not stupid or illiterate men and women. Some, I think, are/were borderline dyslexic. I suspect it's just the way they're wired, the way their brains work.
For example, George Patton was extremely well-educated, even gifted with a near-photographic memory, but his spelling and grammar were atrocious.
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2016 09:54 PM (ZkXe+)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2016 09:55 PM (a62hT)
The public voices of the lumpenproletariat must be suppressed, for their own good, of course!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 09:46 PM (wCEn4)
You tube did the same thing on that "celebrities" calling for an electoral coup video.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 09:48 PM (7qAYi)
--My bad. I should have elaborated.
Jeff Bezos's Blog not only disabled comments, but blocked the viewing of all extant comments altogether.
Fuck them!
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 09:56 PM (GsAUU)
I love it. Wail on losers it's music that makes my heart sing.
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2016 10:00 PM (IJxUH)
*snort*. This answers the question, "Have they learned anything?" "Nananananana! I have my fingers in my ears!!! I can't heeear you!" Fine - they are hastening their own irrelevance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:01 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2016 09:54 PM (ZkXe+)
--My dad is very smart, has owned several businesses, is educated as an accountant, and is dyslexic.
I am not as accomplished as he is, but do have a Ph.D., and sometimes I wonder if I have some of that dyslexia: when I wrote on the board, occasionally I would transpose numbers (but not letters) --and that was when sober, not hung over.
The brain is an awesome machine which occasionaly has bugs, I guess.Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:01 PM (GsAUU)
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I'm so sorry! I don't comment there but while I was reading the piece new comments were popping up. Since the commenters were having exactly none of the WaPo's pro-Hilldog propaganda they shut it down. Typical libs.
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:02 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:03 PM (cAnNx)
I'd go with 'play on words' if I were Trump and tell critics to get a life. Right after I told them to ask Obama how to spell Syracuse.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 10:04 PM (IDPbH)
Jeff Bezos's Blog not only disabled comments, but blocked the viewing of all extant comments altogether.
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What!! The comments were awesome! Even though they're losing money they upstaff on Saturday nights to make sure nobody disses the queen of mean? Losers.
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:04 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:05 PM (ZO497)
--------------------------------
Or ask Barky what language they speak in Austria.
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:05 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:03 PM (cAnNx)
I posted in an earlier thread that the German government gave $5 million to the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Had the honor of working with a brilliant Master Chief who constantly demonstrated an intuitive grasp of the intricacies of some very complex systems. He confided in me that he was dyslexic, but it didn't slow him down a bit. Additionally, he was quite a raconteur, a most interesting character, and great to work with!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 10:09 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
I found it quite touching how the glass ceiling babes look out for one another!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 10:10 PM (wCEn4)
Or how "Profit's to Earnings Ratio" effect the stock market.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 10:10 PM (bqN/x)
Had the honor of working with a brilliant Master Chief who constantly demonstrated an intuitive grasp of the intricacies of some very complex systems. He confided in me that he was dyslexic, but it didn't slow him down a bit. Additionally, he was quite a raconteur, a most interesting character, and great to work with!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2016 10:09 PM (wCEn4)
--In any case, I'd say Trump's malapropism (as opposed to, say Special Joe Biden's numerous ones) has something of a hidden brilliance to it, like Yogi Berra's, and the Reverend Spooner's.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Willy J.
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Because, all Lefties know that profits are obscene, and are way more than earnings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (H5rtT)
447 One word: "Corpseman"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:05 PM (ZO497)
Which he mispronounced at least three times in the same speech on live TV. Once would be an understandable mistake. Three times or more means he actually thought that's how the word was pronounced and marks JugEars as a fuckin' retard, an illiterate cockholster, an Ivy League star.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (LuZz8)
Fox News contributor I didnt need a puppy a cry in or a hotline when President Obama won
Posted by: Evilpens at December 17, 2016 10:21 PM (y3aQB)
Glad to be inside and warm. Real life has been impressively busy lately, so I've been lurking only.
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:28 PM (/Yo5v)
++++
Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich : ahistorical. it was a kludge, set up due to problems with communication over distances at the speed of a horse.
********************
What bullshit.
WHAT IS YOUR EVIDENCE??
Where does"The Federalist" or any other document speak of problems with "communication over distances at the speed of a horse" as a reason for the Electoral College.
Where does the Constitution speak of a popular vote for POTUS?
Stand and deliver, or STFU!!!!
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