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I'm Shocked...Shocked To Find That Gambling Is Going On In Here!

All of a sudden the Democrats are interested in protecting the integrity of the voting process, when for the last 56 years they have been extremely aggressive in their attempts to destroy that integrity.

Obama orders intelligence community review of 2016 election hacking I guess it's okay that half the dead in Chicago and Detroit and Cleveland and Philadelphia and every other blue city have voted for the last two generations, but when they can't quite manage to flip the election to the chosen one...the drunken sociopath with neurological issues...THEN they take it seriously.

Obama's directive to his intelligence agencies to conduct a full review and report to him before he leaves office on Jan. 20 could serve to fuel more questions about the integrity of the election - at a time when President-elect Donald Trump's advisers and allies are battling with Clinton stalwarts still bitter over the race.

Except....it's not really "election hacking." Why is the federal government investigating a political party's issues? Why is it the government's problem that the Democrats have crappy network security?

I wonder what changed?

Posted by: CBD at 07:49 PM




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1 FOIST WITH HACKING!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 09, 2016 07:46 PM (xIi8U)

2 I'VE BEEN HACKED A SECOND TIME!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 09, 2016 07:46 PM (xIi8U)

3 THIRD!

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 09, 2016 07:46 PM (xIi8U)

4 Where the fuck is everyone?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 09, 2016 07:47 PM (xIi8U)

5 This fucker is going to leave office and spend the next four years implying at every opportunity that the vote was rigged.

They want a shooting war. The fuckers want blood in the streets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 09, 2016 07:47 PM (FYrz1)

6 Hacked? Like with a saw?

Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at December 09, 2016 07:48 PM (kUgrv)

7 #HACKED!

Posted by: Ant'ny Weiner at December 09, 2016 07:48 PM (97XyN)

8 Why is the federal government investigating a political party's issues?

Why are intelligence agencies investigating Democrat election fraud? Are they even allowed to name the perpetrators if they're domestic?

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2016 07:48 PM (kCDOM)

9 It's a sweet way to distract from actual voter fraud.

It's Russian hackers, not ACORN.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 09, 2016 07:48 PM (yL25O)

10 But, his DoJ blocks voter ID.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2016 07:48 PM (ZO497)

11 I believe Trump supporters booed gambling.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenbald at December 09, 2016 07:49 PM (Tyii7)

12 This is rich, coming from the turd who urged illegal aliens to vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

13 Yeah. I saw MFM here pushing the "Russians interfered" fake news bullshit in the late afternoon onward. Because hacking an optical scanner is so effortless.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (kUgrv)

14 This fucker is going to leave office and spend the next four years implying at every opportunity that the vote was rigged.
----------------

It's poisoning the well. Democrats do that. It started with Clinton.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (ZO497)

15 Rush was talking about this today. Also said that Graham and McCain started it so Obozo figured he'd better jump in.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (JSovD)

16 Wouldn't a cyber-attack by Russia designed to overturn a duly elected President be an act of war?

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (7qAYi)

17 We cheated like motherfuckers and we still lost!?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (UD0Gq)

18 Even the UN vote monitors were appalled at the lack of id's at voting places.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (9iR5/)

19 For the life of me I just can't understand how Hillary could have lost in a fair contest.

Posted by: Pauline Kael at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (8ZskC)

20
What makes anything tactical, I asked.

....


Black and with rails.

Posted by: Flyboy



Precisely!

Posted by: Soylent Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 07:51 PM (dgsGa)

21 Maybe there were some polling places that didn't have Black Panthers with rifles standing out front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

22 What was hacked, voting machines? Are they connected to the internet or did the Russians use mind waves.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 07:52 PM (yOqwj)

23 Yeah, the Dems are all about the integrity of elections.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 07:52 PM (8ZskC)

24 Where the fuck is everyone?
...........

All the talk about My Pillow made them sleepy.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 07:52 PM (HgMAr)

25 The Democrats thought going into the election that they had it safely stolen. They will not rest until they figure out what went wrong.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (R+30W)

26 Okay, let me see if I got this straight-

Hillary turned into the Chicken Woman from the movie "Freaks" and the Russians tried to hack her up for fried chicken or something, so she rushed off to the German Nazi Disneyland, Eichenwald.

Have I got today's new right?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (vZ9Fw)

27 Where the real fraud is happening is with the absentee ballots.

It's like zero risk to mail a bunch of those in whereas actually appearing at a polling location is riskier and takes a lot of effort.

If Republicans were smart, they would wrangle in the early voting stuff.

Posted by: Triston at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (hUwpd)

28 "Where the fuck is everyone? "

It's the start of Christmas party season and Morons love to party.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (JSovD)

29
Pharaoh Barry - Find out why we lost the election. So let it be written. So let it be done.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (auHtY)

30 Even the racist UN vote monitors were appalled at the lack of id's at voting places.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 07:50 PM (9iR5/)

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (wCEn4)

31 22 What was hacked, voting machines? Are they connected to the internet or did the Russians use mind waves.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 07:52 PM (yOqwj)

According to Jill Stein, they used floppy disks.
http://tinyurl.com/zgw7jvc

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi)

32 HA! About a heckler: "Someday soon, she'll be on our side. You watch."

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

33 Trump to Hillz at the rally: "The election is over, darling."

Haha. He's killing it.
There seem to be a lot of protestors there

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (6IPEM)

34 >>According to Jill Stein, they used floppy disks.


I love floppy dicks.

Posted by: George RR Martin at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (UD0Gq)

35 25 The Democrats thought going into the election that they had it safely stolen. They will not rest until they figure out what went wrong.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (R+30W)

+++

I thought that it was already discovered that at least one precinct in Detroit was scanning the same ledger of votes at least a half dozen times.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 07:55 PM (CFc5L)

36 We're not going to get a reprieve from the destructiveness of the Left. I guess it remains to be seen whether they'll push their bullshit to the point of actual civil war.

I hope it doesn't happen, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2016 07:55 PM (97XyN)

37
Are these the same intelligence agencies that couldn't find any wrong doing by the Beast?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 07:55 PM (auHtY)

38 Dead Russians are reliable red voters.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 07:56 PM (nvMvs)

39 According to Jill Stein, they used floppy disks.
http://tinyurl.com/zgw7jvc
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi)

Is she talking real floppies? (like Hillary! *bdum-cha*)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 07:56 PM (92kX2)

40 "25 The Democrats thought going into the election that they had it safely stolen. They will not rest until they figure out what went wrong."

What went wrong is that there were more voting deplorables than fake votes. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:56 PM (JSovD)

41 Democrats don't realize that everyone's laughing at them the way we laugh at the "I am shocked!" guy from Casablanca.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 09, 2016 07:56 PM (+wjl1)

42 It is so much nicer to have a President that enjoys interacting with people as people, not as divided voting blocks!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 07:56 PM (wCEn4)

43 I'm Shocked...Shocked To Find That Gambling Is Going On In Here!
.............

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at December 09, 2016 07:57 PM (HgMAr)

44 So, basically, more #fakenews ?

If these people weren't a danger to just about everything I hold dear, they would bore me.

As it is, though, F them, WAR !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2016 07:57 PM (02Q1d)

45 This rally is so much fun. Donald is having a great time.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 07:57 PM (6IPEM)

46 I thought that it was already discovered that at least one precinct in Detroit was scanning the same ledger of votes at least a half dozen times.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 07:55 PM (CFc5L)


But that's not important right now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 07:58 PM (wCEn4)

47 I concur with the President for I believe the first time.

A thorough review of our electoral system IS in order.

I suggest we start in Cook County.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 07:58 PM (EUMr7)

48 Trump has talked more off-teleprompter during this campaign than Obama has done in his entire life.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 07:58 PM (iMxBJ)

49 Its always look at the shiny object with Leftists

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 07:58 PM (5sOEp)

50 He is having fun. Trolling the left. hehe.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (a62hT)

51 What if they uncover a metric ton of falsified votes, all from Dems.? Will they show their work?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (CFc5L)

52 >>According to Jill Stein, they used floppy disks.

http://tinyurl.com/zgw7jvc

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi<<<
Floppy what? So, Russian agents went about inserting their "Floppy disks" into voting machines?

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (yOqwj)

53 >>>It's the start of Christmas party season and Morons love to party.

Florida.

Say no more

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (EUMr7)

54 He just called Egg McMuffin "some character I never heard of before."

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)

55 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (JSovD)

56 On McMuffin: "What's he doing, this guy?"

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)

57 The dems are slipping...turnout was negative in Cuyahoga (CLE) compared to '12. And that helped to seal the Beast to lose Ohio.

Posted by: billygoat at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (wcSGs)

58 What went wrong is, they thought they didn't have to cheat this time. So naturally the GOP must have.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:00 PM (U0lQa)

59 Election integrity is an issue that could pull all parties together. Make ID easy to get, hard to fake and mandatory. Escrow all disputed votes and don't count them until ID is provided.

Does anyone else think the "I couldn't get ID" sob stories are actually as racist as the basis for court decisions against voter ID? I don't see how the Dems can have it both ways.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 09, 2016 08:00 PM (rB/gm)

60 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (JSovD)



Yes, with VHS tapes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:00 PM (auHtY)

61 If Republicans were smart...

STOP! It's pointless to continue.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (kCDOM)

62 43- Trust me, they might.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (F9322)

63 55 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (JSovD)

+++

That's what I want to know. What is she talking about? Does anyone attempt to clue her in?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (CFc5L)

64 There are reports that the DHS tried to break into one of the States Voting systems when the State did not ask them for help securing their systems...

Yeah... so Obama wants the same folks who tried to hack that State system, to make a security assessment....

OK then...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (qf6WZ)

65 Remember back in late October when rigging the election was impossible, and to suggest otherwise was either stupid, insane, or a treasonous attempt to cast doubt on the election results?

Good times.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (6diJh)

66 I hope they don't find out about Ace's Time Machine and all those Votes he cast for Truman.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (UD0Gq)

67 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM
*****
eBay or Amazon. They sell freaking everything

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (6IPEM)

68 27 Where the real fraud is happening is with the absentee ballots.

It's like zero risk to mail a bunch of those in whereas actually appearing at a polling location is riskier and takes a lot of effort.

If Republicans were smart, they would wrangle in the early voting stuff.
Posted by: Triston at December 09, 2016 07:53 PM (hUwpd)


If Trump does nothing else, I'll be satisfied if he can restore integrity to the voting process. Making absentee voting rare should be one of the top priorities of his administration.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 08:01 PM (nvMvs)

69
Latest polling shows Hillary is up 7% in Florida, 3% in Michigan and 1% in Texas. It's going to be an early night for Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:02 PM (auHtY)

70 "It's over, darling"

Oh dear, Milo's rubbing off on him......

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 09, 2016 08:02 PM (Bl4dy)

71 Searching, I found a side called floppydisk.com, where you can still buy both 3.5" and 5.25" floppies.

I can only imagine the proprietor's excitement when they obtained the domain name, and the subsequent disappointment.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:02 PM (iMxBJ)

72 >>>>There are reports that the DHS tried to break into one of the States
Voting systems when the State did not ask them for help securing their
systems...


Are you questioning the motives of the Party, Comrade?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:02 PM (EUMr7)

73 "...the drunken sociopath with neurological issues..."
.............

Just because my eyes go cocky-wampus DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE NEUROLOGICAL ISSUES...
*hic* *burp* you mf'in sob I'm gonna watch you die slow!

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (HgMAr)

74 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?

+++

Think I have a Jazz drive somewhere in the basement

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (U0lQa)

75 I should be first.

I demand a recount!

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (bMG0w)

76 I literally cannot not wait for Inauguration Day. I've scheduled the day off and it's going to be a non stop party.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (JSovD)

77 The next 4 years are going to be fun.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (a62hT)

78 Trump raising a point from the election that I still have not found an answer for: WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE FIREWORKS??

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (iMxBJ)

79 Let's see floppies:

I remember 5.25", 3.5"(not really "floppy"), but weren't there even older 7" or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (92kX2)

80 59 Election integrity is an issue that could pull all parties together.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 09, 2016 08:00 PM (rB/gm)


Not the one that relies on fraud.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

81 Holy crap, Trump actually offered to buy the fireworks from the Hillary campaign for 5 cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:04 PM (iMxBJ)

82 >>>The next 4 years are going to be fun.

The potential for a Ginormous Clusterfuck is there too.

But yeah. Fun.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:04 PM (EUMr7)

83 I remember 5.25", 3.5"(not really "floppy"), but weren't there even older 7" or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (92kX2)

====

8 inch. Yeah, am that old....

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 08:05 PM (78faH)

84 Funny thing is I don't think you can even connect that jazz drive to anything anymore. It's an external with a huge cable and pin connector.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:05 PM (U0lQa)

85 Floppy what? So, Russian agents went about inserting their "Floppy disks" into voting machines?


Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 07:59 PM (yOqwj)
Absolutely. 50 Russians to a VW beetle, careening around from polling place to polling place. Then they would all blitz in and reprogram the voting machines to vote for Trump, then off to the next one. You could follow their trail by all the empty vodka bottles that they tossed out the windows.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 08:05 PM (9iR5/)

86 We still use floppies at work, but not the real ones- they're not floppy floppy like the 5-1/4" or- miy first ones- 8" disks.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2016 08:05 PM (hBig8)

87 >>>I remember 5.25", 3.5"(not really "floppy"), but weren't there even older 7" or something?

Don't believe everything you read in "Penthouse Forum".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:06 PM (EUMr7)

88 8 inch.

Sold a box of 'em to a collector on eBay last year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2016 08:06 PM (02Q1d)

89 Maybe I should have said entertaining. Doesn't Trump do the next SOTU?

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:06 PM (a62hT)

90 > 55 Can you even buy floppy disks anymore?

You can make your own, just take your hard disk and show it that picture of Lena Dunham on the crapper.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 09, 2016 08:06 PM (6diJh)

91 We used Betamax.

Posted by: Sooper Secret Rooskie Spies at December 09, 2016 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

92 Trump crowd boos when he praises Obama

"President Obama, who by the way I've gotten along with so well," Trump told supporters during his speech at a Dow Chemical facility. The moment turned awkward: Trump's fans went largely silent as scattered boos broke out in the audience before he could finish his sentence.




Oh dear, how could anyone boo Prezzy Wonderful? I'm sure the MFM is writing how it's a white supremacist rally

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:07 PM (auHtY)

93 Russians pronounce it Vloppy Disk

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:07 PM (U0lQa)

94 What's wrong? Let me be clear, I see nothing unethical about the President lobbying for Loser Billary and unleashing an investigation into my opposition's victory. That's what Presidents do. We in DC call that community redistricting on a grand scale. And, you clingers should not stop me. It only make my rectum pucker. I cannot anser any more questions from white people. That is all.

Posted by: Barky O at December 09, 2016 08:07 PM (4acWK)

95 I demand a recount!
Posted by: buzzion


Since you're dead, you must be a Democrat and would have standing to demand a recount in California. Sure, you'd tie up all those electoral votes, but that can't be helped. It's the system!

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2016 08:07 PM (k8DTS)

96 This is more like a "I Won" tour than a thank you tour. It's great listening to him talk about election night and Winning!!11!!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:08 PM (6IPEM)

97 75- Given the dead can vote in many states you might have standing as a deceased American...- though resident might be enough in those same states as well.

Heh, autocucumber is suggesting "ILLINOIS" to go with that paragraph. The machines are learning.

Posted by: Bete celebrating at December 09, 2016 08:08 PM (F9322)

98 Speaking of Russian spies and inserting floppy things...

http://tinyurl.com/htfxtsf

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (EUMr7)

99 At work I bought an external floppy drive that connects with a USB cable, in case a customer brought in a floppy disk. But this was years ago, and I only used it a few times.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

100 95 I demand a recount!
Posted by: buzzion
Since you're dead, you must be a Democrat and would have standing to demand a recount in California. Sure, you'd tie up all those electoral votes, but that can't be helped. It's the system!
Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2016 08:07 PM (k8DTS)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS PRETENDING THAT BUZZION IS DEAD

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (iMxBJ)

101 OMG, Trump just announced that he's going to lower the business tax rate to 15%, as well as reduce regulations on businesses.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (EW9tX)

102 Holy crap, Trump actually offered to buy the fireworks from the Hillary campaign for 5 cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:04 PM (iMxBJ)
...........

Probably the wholesale amount in China.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

103 Lol @ "never heard of this guy". I think its a safe prediction that Trump will never, ever utter "Egg McMuffin's" real name.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2016 08:10 PM (NqBoW)

104 >>>
I demand a recount!

Posted by: buzzion



Since you're dead,


Buzzion's dead?! Shit.

Who will pay for my beer?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:10 PM (EUMr7)

105 Haha!

President Trump just thanked the blacks who did not show up to vote at all!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:11 PM (dgsGa)

106 96 This is more like a "I Won" tour than a thank you tour. It's great listening to him talk about election night and Winning!!11!!
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:08 PM (6IPEM)


That's part of it. Another part, which I wonder whether any politician has ever done, is underlining his promises, not walking them back. Which is as good a statement that he meant them as I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:11 PM (iMxBJ)

107 >>Who will pay for my beer?


Free Beer Tomorrow

Posted by: AoSHQ Pub Signage at December 09, 2016 08:12 PM (UD0Gq)

108 She said floppy...
I think I missed the hole.

Posted by: Devo at December 09, 2016 08:12 PM (omfNL)

109 Ditto, Splunge

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (a62hT)

110 Nothing has changed. The left is still trying to steal the election. They don't want Trump to be inaugurated and they certainly don't want to go to Plan B. Plan B is the scenario where 'disorder' gets so rampant that ubama has to declare martial law. He wants to retain power but is besmirching the back of his panties while simultaneously splooging the front at the very thought.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (zLDYs)

111
You know who died?
(Only fans of Days Of Our Lives will know who I'm talking about.)

Stefano died. He died many times before but the "Phoenix" will not rise again, this time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (dgsGa)

112 Hacked? Like with a hatchet?

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (XoldI)

113 Trump is going to kick so much ass. He really sounds determined and like a man on a mission.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (6IPEM)

114 I hope he uses hILLRY's fireworks at his inauguration and talks about how he got them cheap.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (HgMAr)

115 101 OMG, Trump just announced that he's going to lower the business tax rate to 15%, as well as reduce regulations on businesses.
Posted by: rabidfox at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (EW9tX)
---
Can a president even do that? Improve the business climate enough to stimulate the economy by production and not redistribution?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:14 PM (EnKk6)

116
Is obama-the-selfish still on his Thank Me tour?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:14 PM (dgsGa)

117 WTF does this even refer to? What "hack"? Which states? Were vote counts changed? What, exactly, is this "issue" that is being investigated?


(yeah sure, you could ask the same basic question about half of the "issues" or controversies on the lips of the WH, the Dems, or the press)



How about, for an election integrity investigation, a civil rights-abridgement investigation of the 18th largest city, where 60% of the precincts could not even be recounted due to massive, fundamental discrepancies between the two basic metrics of integrity in those locations?


Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:14 PM (QDnY+)

118 Is obama-the-selfish still on his Thank Me tour?


He's packing senior citizen card rooms across the country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:15 PM (8ZskC)

119
Pres Trump just slighted the cowardly governor of Michigan, Rick Snyder. Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:15 PM (dgsGa)

120 >>>
Trump is going to kick so much ass. He really sounds determined and like a man on a mission.

That's the insane hope every moron clings to.

If we had a country with actual individual liberty, the current asshole inhabiting the Oral Office wouldn't matter as much.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (EUMr7)

121
Trump just now: It's "We" not me.

obama, all this month: Thank me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (dgsGa)

122 115 Can a president even do that? Improve the business climate enough to stimulate the economy by production and not redistribution?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:14 PM (EnKk6)


With a Republican Congress and enough drive? Hell yes.

I think I'm seeing the "enough drive" part right now.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (iMxBJ)

123
Buzzion's dead?! Shit.

Who will pay for my beer?


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:10 PM (EUMr7)



Just walk out.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (bMG0w)

124 I'm glad we're over 100, cuz I have to go OT.

I just moved up a couple of notches at work, so I got an email Wednesday informing me that I was going to be moving up in company car as well, getting it today. I had. Hyundai Santa Fe Limited, pretty damn nice car.

I left the keys with reception as I knew I would be in meetings all day so they could pick old one up. Picked up new keys as I was leaving an walked out to my parking spot. Sitting there was a Hyundai Genesis Ultimate 5.0! 58 miles on it.

I'm going to be like a kid on Christmas morning all weekend playing with all the toys on this thing.....

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 08:17 PM (78faH)

125 Evening Hoooooooorde!!!!


Who did we piss off today? Cause I know you assholes pissed off somebody.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:17 PM (89UPP)

126 That's part of it. Another part, which I wonder whether any politician has ever done, is underlining his promises, not walking them back. Which is as good a statement that he meant them as I've ever seen.
Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:11 PM (iMxBJ)
*****
That's a very salient point, Splunge. It must make the MFM quake bc he is proving with all his cabinet appointments and his post election speeches that he meant everything he said on the campaign trail.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (6IPEM)

127 I'm going to be very interested to see what happens at the FBI after Trump takes office.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (JSovD)

128 The only one who can certify the election is Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (U0lQa)

129 >>>Can a president even do that? Improve the business climate enough to
stimulate the economy by production and not redistribution?

It'll never work.

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes Shockingly Coherent With FDR's Cock in His Mouth at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (EUMr7)

130 All this nativism scare stuff, it just dawned on me. If your house is on fire and your neighbors house is on fire, which one would you save first? Isn't this common sense? Fuck the neighbor till my house is out. Then I will come help you.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (a62hT)

131 Good for you Flyboy!

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (5sOEp)

132 Speaking of Russian spies and inserting floppy things...

http://tinyurl.com/htfxtsf
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (EUMr7)



I swear I have top secret information the Ruskies would be interested in. I dare her to try to pump it out of me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (auHtY)

133 Chairman and CEO of Dow Chemical! Way to tweak the Left!!!

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (iMxBJ)

134 Is there a time frame on when it becomes okay to ignore this guy?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (qJhUV)

135 Once we got into the punch card readers it was a piece of cake.

Posted by: Sooper Secret Rooskie Spies at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

136 Please, please, please investigate California.
Motor voter, then they allow Drivers licenses to illegals, who are then registered to vote.
It's criminal.

Posted by: navybrat at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (w7KSn)

137
Thanks a lot Trump primary voters.

You idiots gave us the worst presidential candidate in history. Hope you're happy, Trumpkins and Trumpers and Trumpsters and Trumpoids and Trumplicks and Trumpasses and Trumpfucks and Trumpdumpers and Trumptrumps and Trumpapotamuses and Trumpmunches.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (dgsGa)

138 Some of the stuff I work on needs a 3.5 diskette drive to reload the OS. Those will be around for a few more years.

I have used everything since 8" SSDD on TRS-80s. Threw out everything older than 3.5s a few years ago.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (BO/km)

139 >>>Just walk out.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (bMG0w)

I came back........Email me. MYNAME at GMMMMMAIL shit.

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes Shockingly Coherent With FDR's Cock in His Mouth at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (EUMr7)

140 Who did we piss off today? Cause I know you assholes pissed off somebody.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:17 PM (89UPP)
----
Shouldn't you and Alex be shouting at each other (and Comcast)?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (EnKk6)

141 Flyboy, how nice!
I'm happy for you.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (6IPEM)

142 Oops

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (EUMr7)

143

Its 4 degrees.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (PSBXD)

144 Mystery click side bar note.... Got it just from the lyrics. Years ago, while searching for that song on youtube I found the Insance Clown Posse version... which I (also) sadly like.

Posted by: I Am NOT a jugalo! at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (u+OQ1)

145 I didn't hear about other countries or the UN observing elections here. Iwould have thought Leftists the world over would be screaming foul.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (5sOEp)

146 Who did we piss off today? Cause I know you assholes pissed off somebody.
..........

People who love their My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

147 Older floppies were 8 and 13 inches. There was also 7 and 9 track mag tape. 5 and 7 track paper tape even earlier was punch cards.dont even ask about 3 an 4 wire core memory.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (hMqvx)

148 Some easy answers to "hacking" of the voting process

1) No ID, no vote, no exceptions, period.
2) Paper. Ballots. Only.
3) Everyone votes on the same freaking day
4) Any precinct that doesn't reconcile identically on election day has their ballot boxes immediately seized by state police and counted by state election officials, overseen by representatives of both parties

Or, we can continue to pretend that cities like Philly can have turnout that vastly exceeds the turnout rates of the rest of the state because voters there are more "energized" than in the rest of the state.

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (+7EAV)

149 Shouldn't you and Alex be shouting at each other (and Comcast)?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (EnKk6)



Lol. Not yet. Prob not till Monday. And I may yell at you some next time for your heresy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (89UPP)

150 147 Older floppies were 8 and 13 inches. There was also 7 and 9 track mag tape. 5 and 7 track paper tape even earlier was punch cards.dont even ask about 3 an 4 wire core memory.
Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (hMqvx)


How are you still alive?

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (iMxBJ)

151 Hallways all over DC are now being crapped in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)

152
Hyundai has come a long long way.

I remember when Hyundais were the new Yugos.
They sold new for $4995, I think. Or was it $3995?
I think they were $3995 new.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (dgsGa)

153 >>79
Let's see floppies:



I remember 5.25", 3.5"(not really "floppy"), but weren't there even older 7" or something?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:03 PM (92kX2)<<<.
Depend on what you like I guess, the small stiff ones or the larger floppy ones.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (yOqwj)

154 People who love their My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (HgMAr)


Dammit. I'm going to break a cardinal HQ rule.

What is a My Pillow?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (89UPP)

155 >>>Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (dgsGa)

Don't have a sad, bro. No Clenises or Bushes to put them in is a step up.

Not a big step, but a step.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (EUMr7)

156 And I may yell at you some next time for your heresy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (89UPP)
---
Wait, what heresy? I'm a pagan in good standing with the coven.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6)

157 You could make your own floppy disks with wax paper and magnets

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (U0lQa)

158 139 >>>Just walk out.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:16 PM (bMG0w)

I came back........Email me. MYNAME at GMMMMMAIL shit.



Posted by: John Maynard Keynes Shockingly Coherent With FDR's Cock in His Mouth at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (EUMr7)



I know. I'm just giving you shit.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (bMG0w)

159 137 Thanks a lot Trump primary voters.
You idiots gave us the worst presidential candidate in history. Hope you're happy, Trumpkins and Trumpers and Trumpsters and Trumpoids and Trumplicks and Trumpasses and Trumpfucks and Trumpdumpers and Trumptrumps and Trumpapotamuses and Trumpmunches.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (dgsGa)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TELL FOR SURE WHETHER SOOTHSAYER IS BEING SARCASTIC OR NOT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (iMxBJ)

160 What is a My Pillow?


You know the iPillow?

It's not that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (8ZskC)

161 The DOW CEO sounds great. Idk anything about him, but he said all the right things. Bonus points for mentioning Kid Rock

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (6IPEM)

162
Trump has CEOs and working Americans.

obama and hillary had....mothers of thugs who got killed by police when they tried to kill police.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (dgsGa)

163 Hallways all over DC are now being crapped in.

That's a good thing.

Posted by: The Christmas Goose at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (Tyii7)

164 145
I didn't hear about other countries or the UN observing elections here.
Iwould have thought Leftists the world over would be screaming foul.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (5sOEp)
Skip, IIRC, NAACP requested UN observers at the polling places in Houston because they said that blacks were being disenfranchised of the voting process. UN inspectors were appalled that no one had to prove who they were or if they had even already voted once. Needless to say, the NAACP hushed that up real quick.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (9iR5/)

165 >>>Who did we piss off today? Cause I know you assholes pissed off somebody.

..........



People who love their My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

Don't talk shit about my MyPillow. Awesome shit. Frau paid a bundle for them and I've slept better since.No shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (EUMr7)

166 154 People who love their My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

Dammit. I'm going to break a cardinal HQ rule.

What is a My Pillow?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (89UPP)



You must not listen to much talk radio.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)

167 Wait, what heresy? I'm a pagan in good standing with the coven.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6)



*glares*

You know what you did. I saw that comment on the podcast post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (89UPP)

168 Flyboy, how nice!
I'm happy for you.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:20 PM (6IPEM)

====

Thqnks! And you too Skip.

Sooth, I looked it up and MSRP on this sucker is 65k.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (78faH)

169 OT: Is NCIS getting more and more squishy lib? They used to be squaresville apolitical rah-rah, and now I see incremental lecturing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (EnKk6)

170 Hallways all over DC are now being crapped in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)



Is no one cleaning up after Biden any more?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (auHtY)

171 151 Hallways all over DC are now being crapped in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)


You say that like it's not normal.

Posted by: EPA at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (iMxBJ)

172 I wish Hyundai would make a small truck.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (97XyN)

173 There was some old old stuff in the Navy in 87.... 1987 not 1887.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (hMqvx)

174 Can you believe these kids with their clay tablets? They don't even know what stone tablets look like.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (VdICR)

175 You must not listen to much talk radio.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)


Local sports talk. The other stuff is garbage, IMO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (89UPP)

176 'dont even ask about 3 an 4 wire core memory'

Ok

Posted by: Mercury delay line at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)

177 DEBRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL_9zWmDcjs


"I said Laaaadaay, Step into my Hyundai"

Posted by: BECK at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (UD0Gq)

178 Ben is getting a workout today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (92kX2)

179 Is this why Homeland Security tried to hack the Georgia Secretary of State?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

180
You must not listen to much talk radio.

On tv, too!

You can't swing a dead weasel without seeing/hearing a My Pillow ad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (dgsGa)

181 137
Thanks a lot Trump primary voters.

You idiots gave us the worst presidential candidate in history. Hope you're happy, Trumpkins and Trumpers and Trumpsters and Trumpoids and Trumplicks and Trumpasses and Trumpfucks and Trumpdumpers and Trumptrumps and Trumpapotamuses and Trumpmunches.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:19 PM (dgsGa)


What, no love for us Trumpenfuhrers?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

182 Leave My Pillow alone. Get one, try it, and then I'll listen to your bitching.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (6IPEM)

183 >>>
I know. I'm just giving you shit.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:23 PM (bMG0w)

Dude. I Totally Can't Imagine you giving me shit.Can't be real.I meants "Email me and let's hook up for beer and hookers."Or just beer. That's cool too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (EUMr7)

184 A small, tough, utilitarian truck.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (97XyN)

185 You can't swing a dead weasel without seeing/hearing a My Pillow ad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (dgsGa)
----------
Ahem.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (Sfs6o)

186 Illegal immigrant "nightmare of violence." That's gonna hurt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

187
My Pillow for sec state?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:26 PM (dgsGa)

188 My Pillow came up st Thanksgiving, my cousin loved his and my sister didn't but she says she has spent alot looking for the best pillow for her.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:27 PM (5sOEp)

189 In sales theory, what Trump is doing now is akin to, "Assuming the sale."

Instead of engaging in the nonsense over the recounts, alleged hacks, or whatever else the Dems try to drag him into, he's simply behaving as if he's already the President and thus appearing to already be the President.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2016 08:27 PM (XoldI)

190 Kinda feelin paranoid about the electoral college... Over at wz: us intel says russians hacked the vote for trump. By the way....Kinda interesting they were able to complete the investigation so soon.

We all know this is complete bulllshit but will tfg use this as a way to go to the electoral college and apply pressure for them to overturn the results...

I have a bad feelin this aint over.... F*ckers are playin with fire

Posted by: E.T. at December 09, 2016 08:27 PM (9n0dl)

191 Rangers - Blackhawks.

We need a hockey thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

192 Except My Pillow just lost a class action law suit. Idk what it was for.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (6IPEM)

193 I wish Hyundai would make a small truck.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed


They showed off a concept model in '15 that's headed for production. A small diesel, actually, the Santa Cruz.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (vyqqu)

194 I just got a couple of Hyundai SSD drives. The were cheap and work well so far.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (BO/km)

195
What, no love for us Trumpenfuhrers?

Trumpniks. Trumpoops. Trumptroopers. Trumplumps.
Trumpists.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (dgsGa)

196 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (UD0Gq)

197 Random shout from the crowd, audible over Trump's mic:

"You're all right, man."

Amen.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (iMxBJ)

198 Prager, Zeoli both whom I listen to swear by them.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (5sOEp)

199 How can you simultaneously bitch about rigged elections and oppose voter ID laws?

Oh, that's right, these people are bonkers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (EZebt)

200 Hyundai makes quite good cars.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

201 >>>Over at wz: us intel says russians hacked the vote for trump.

When did Jeff Bezos buy WeaselZippers?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (EUMr7)

202 Hyundai truck would be like a Ranger or S-10 or any number of other trucks.

Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (U0lQa)

203 175 You must not listen to much talk radio.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)

Local sports talk. The other stuff is garbage, IMO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (89UPP)



Wait? Local sports talk radio isn't garbage? I guess Caller 19 repeating for the 80th time that your team needs better pitching/ better o-line blocking/ improve free-throw shooting is important.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (bMG0w)

204
Dammit. I'm going to break a cardinal HQ rule.

What is a My Pillow?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
------------------

Just Google it.
They try to stay under the radar, so you might want to try "lemon party" as your search term.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (ZlNnO)

205 E.T Go home.

/s

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (a62hT)

206 Don't talk shit about my MyPillow. Awesome shit. Frau paid a bundle for them and I've slept better since.No shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:24 PM (EUMr7)

-------

Those werent My Pillows. You got Mein Pillows.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (JmjOe)

207 Weasel's dead?

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (BO/km)

208 I think the Aussie CEO is right, Trump speaks and I hear the music of the spheres!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (wCEn4)

209 On tv, too!

You can't swing a dead weasel without seeing/hearing a My Pillow ad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (dgsGa)



You can if you don't turn on Fox.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (bMG0w)

210 >>What is a My Pillow?


It's filled with shaved carrots.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (UD0Gq)

211 Wow, this guy *is* interesting and entertaining.


Trump just took a pretty hard direct shot at the governor of MI (he's speaking in Grand Rapids), saying "it would have been nice to have help from the governor here". Some gasps in the audience.


Anyway. Well-founded slap - but I've never seen this sort of slap from a prez or prez-elect at a governor - of his own party.


Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (QDnY+)

212
Donald Trump really loves talking and connecting with The People. This is why he won.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (dgsGa)

213 North Korean observers in Philadelphia were appalled at the amount of vote rigging going on. "Even Dear Leader doesn't rack up those percentages!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (dSyN6)

214 Hyundai makes quite good cars.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

=====

Yep. I'm digging the hell out of this one. Never had HUD in a car before. It's like being in a G5 cockpit.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 08:30 PM (78faH)

215 Does My Pillow make Dog Beds?

Because, we should get one for Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (UD0Gq)

216 ksandiego52
09/12/16 20:26
DOW CHemical says it is building R&D Center in Michigan - THANK YOU TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (y3aQB)

217
It's filled with shaved carrots.

haha

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (dgsGa)

218 What happened three weeks ago?

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (kZ5wZ)

219 WTF is this? Sounds like there's a major move afoot to save us from 'fake news':

Senate Passes Major Portman-Murphy Counter-Propaganda Bill as Part of NDAA

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jfdh59p

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (iLoHX)

220 I trust nothing done by or for the Barak administration. There is no chance the Russians did anything but its the Leftist fake news they keep spreading. Tucker last night had a run in with a Russians did it guy.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (5sOEp)

221 188
My Pillow came up st Thanksgiving, my cousin loved his and my sister
didn't but she says she has spent alot looking for the best pillow for
her.

Posted by: Skip


I can't listen to another one of those ads with the schlub bragging about his pillow. Dude, it's a PILLOW! What's new? Is it filled with Higgs bosons? Does it give me sex? What?

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (LAe3v)

222 Wait? Local sports talk radio isn't garbage? I guess Caller 19 repeating for the 80th time that your team needs better pitching/ better o-line blocking/ improve free-throw shooting is important.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:29 PM (bMG0w)



The local guys around here actually don't take many callers. And I change the station when they do.

So yeah, I spend time either listening to mindless sports entertainment because it's mindless and entertaining or I listen to some of the contemporary christian music stations because God knows (literally) I could use the uplifting at times.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (89UPP)

223 Except My Pillow just lost a class action law suit. Idk what it was for.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (6IPEM)
.............

Have you or someone you love been smothered by a My Pillow?
Even if you regained consciousness you may be entitled to a cash payment. Call us today at 1-800-NOP-ILLW.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (HgMAr)

224 Donald Trump really loves talking and connecting with The People. This is why he won.

Well, that and My Pillow, of course.

Posted by: The Christmas Goose at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

225 DOW CHemical says it is building R&D Center in Michigan - THANK YOU TRUMP!!!!
Posted by: Evilpens at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (y3aQB)

----
Defoliant in a can! You'll never have to rake leaves again!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (EnKk6)

226 172 I wish Hyundai would make a small truck.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2016 08:25 PM (97XyN)


You want a Daihatsu Keitora, ideally configured as a fire truck that a twelve year old kid can operate.

http://i.ebay___.com/images/g/1dEAAOSw8lBTnLCL/s-l640.jpg

If you wouldn't have wanted this thing when you were in grade school, I just don't know what to say.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (8nWyX)

227 Blackhawks = Garret

Rangers = Brooke Shields

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (/tuJf)

228
Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (JmjOe)

229 202 Hyundai truck would be like a Ranger or S-10 or any number of other trucks.

Except Ford no longer makes a small truck. Chevy has the Colorado, which barely qualifies. It seems to me that there should be a market for a small, simple, utility truck.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (97XyN)

230 Drove a Sorento rental on a recent business trip. Fucking. Awesome. I'm looking for one now for the Frau and the kinders,

Sweet assed ride.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (EUMr7)

231 It really is something about Trump --- his manner of speech. He was derided for it, but it is a large reason for his appeal. It's completely him and authentic. Compare him to what we're used to with weenies like Jeb!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:33 PM (6IPEM)

232 What is a My Pillow?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 08:22 PM (89UPP)




It's people!! People!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:33 PM (auHtY)

233 Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (LAe3v)
I hate the pillow dude's blue silk shirt. He dyes his hair and stache too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:34 PM (Q5Ymk)

234 I posted an update.

Link in sig.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 08:34 PM (CRotO)

235 The worst part about the My Pillow Commercial :


Dude moving a Pallet of Foam with a ForkLift.

The Foam is stacked all retarded, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:34 PM (UD0Gq)

236 Have you or someone you love been smothered by a My Pillow?

It was too close to my eyes to positively identify.

Posted by: Hyman Roth at December 09, 2016 08:34 PM (8ZskC)

237
I really wish whoever it is here that keeps bringing up My Pillow would stop.

Stop the madness.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (dgsGa)

238 Giuliani should have been Homeland security secretary

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (5sOEp)

239 I remember 8086 being hot stuff. 286sx was blazing.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (hMqvx)

240 >>Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (/tuJf)


Not true!


The Blackhawks have a real chance at scoring.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (UD0Gq)

241 Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (JmjOe)

At the lab I am working now, they have a 486/dx2 running I think 3.1. My best friend had one in college freshman year. It was a hot computer at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (92kX2)

242
It's people!! People!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:33 PM (auHtY)
---
Ha! Soylent Pillows!

You maniacs! You fluffed it up!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (EnKk6)

243 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (iLoHX)

All Establishment politicos know that uncontrolled raw information available directly to the citizenry is very dangerous to the unrestricted flow of graft!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (wCEn4)

244 DocJ @ 148 nails it. In an advanced educated country like the US, without civil conflict or other crisis, ensuring election integrity is simple. He mentions the key factors.


I said this several times during the campaign, but having been on international election assistance missions to countries emerging from long civil wars, I can say that many US states would fail US, EU, and UN minimum standards for ensuring integrity of the election process.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

245 >>>Dude moving a Pallet of Foam with a ForkLift.

I've seen a guy drive around a facility with an empty pallet for an hour.

Guess it was more exciting than hiding in the shitter.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (EUMr7)

246 Have you or someone you love been smothered by a My Pillow?
Even if you regained consciousness you may be entitled to a cash payment. Call us today at 1-800-NOP-ILLW.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (HgMAr)
*****
Haha. The friend that bought them for me got $5 out of the lawsuit.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)

247
I hate the pillow dude's blue silk shirt. He dyes his hair and stache too.

Did you notice his quite obvious cross he wears around his neck?

At first I thought he was a scammer. But I think he might actually be a sincere Christian businessman. I'd like to think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (dgsGa)

248 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.

My theory: it perfectly expresses a negotiator's mentality. You won't get everything you want, but if you negotiate right, you will walk away from the table with what you needed to get.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (iMxBJ)

249 All Establishment politicos know that uncontrolled raw information available directly to the citizenry is very dangerous to the unrestricted flow of graft!


You're talking about the Fake News then?

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (8ZskC)

250 I think Giuliani took himself out of the running for SoS, but is still available for other duty(s).

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2016 08:37 PM (XoldI)

251 Obama's directive to his intelligence agencies


They're not HIS fucking intelligence agencies. They're OURS. His worthless black ass will be out in the street come January 20th, but we'll still have intelligence agencies.

Now whether or not they're intelligent is another question.

Posted by: Megan McCain at December 09, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

252 "Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit? "

Sigh

Posted by: Z80 at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (BO/km)

253 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

254 248
Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.


Because the Horst Wessel song was already taken.

Posted by: Dems at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (LAe3v)

255 So this My Pillow deal is what I'm missing by never watching TV?
I'm usually not that smart.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)

256 250 I think Giuliani took himself out of the running for SoS, but is still available for other duty(s).
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2016 08:37 PM (XoldI)


Sure. Trump doesn't seem to burn bridges. How many other guys can you name who are on such good terms with their ex-wives?

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (iMxBJ)

257 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (dgsGa)
Now I'm going to look for the cross, I didn't notice it I'm ashamed to admit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (Q5Ymk)

258
At my office they have Fox Business on one TV and CBNC on another and there are times when the My Pillow ads are running on both at the same time. He must be making money hand over fist to run that many ads

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)

259 I hate the pillow dude's blue silk shirt. He dyes his hair and stache too.
******
He looks a lot like Larry Sabato, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (6IPEM)

260 Hell, I've got a PCB from an electronics junk shop back in the 80 that has the Intel 4004 processor on it.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (fWLrt)

261 239 I remember 8086 being hot stuff. 286sx was blazing.

My first "personal" computer was a DEC Pro 350
F-11 chipset, 10 MHz clock speed
10 MB Winchester HDD
Thing weighed a ton and a half

Man, good times

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (UmjAb)

262 254 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.
Because the Horst Wessel song was already taken.
Posted by: Dems at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (LAe3v)


Don't you have a safe space to go back to?

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (iMxBJ)

263 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.


It was code for "it's pedophilia time."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (8ZskC)

264 248 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.

My theory: it perfectly expresses a negotiator's mentality. You won't get everything you want, but if you negotiate right, you will walk away from the table with what you needed to get.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (iMxBJ)

++++

It was meant as an FU to Dems, #NeverTrumpers, media types, etc. They weren't going to get what they wanted, but he was what they needed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (R+30W)

265 Next up? Squatty Pillow.

Posted by: The Christmas Goose at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

266 But if you buy My Pillow now you get two free! A extra regular size and a mini me travel pillow.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (5sOEp)

267 L'Elle @ 231, exactly. Trump's speaking style is so different than conventional political figures. Sure it grates on some - but that's more his New Yawk attitude stuff, I think.


But Elle touches on a key point. At least on the big "issues," there is the unmistakable feeling of sincerity when he states his position. There's rarely a sense of someone ticking off check-boxes on a talking points list - in terms of sincerity or intensity (maybe a little bit when he gets to the smaller items).


Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

268 He must be making money hand over fist to run that many ads
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)

---------

Of course he his. Heis selling bags of squishy packing foam for 75 bucks a bag!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (JmjOe)

269 My theory: it perfectly expresses a negotiator's mentality. You won't get everything you want, but if you negotiate right, you will walk away from the table with what you needed to get.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (iMxBJ)



Negotiation 101: decide beforehand on what issues you will not compromise (must haves, must not haves), you'll walk instead.

Generate some plausible throw-aways that you can give up in negotiation, if necessary/useful to help the other guy save face.

Expect him to do the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

270 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)
Do you like it? I bought one for my husband for Christmas. The commercial worked on him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (Q5Ymk)

271
Who wants hahas?

Who wants poat-topical My Pillow hahas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3alLlPjTX1I

Click on that link now!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (dgsGa)

272 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.
------------------

Because, if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (ZlNnO)

273 >>It was code for "it's pedophilia time."


'Sometimes you want pepperonni
and all they've got is chee-eeese'

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (UD0Gq)

274 It is amazing how many people in tv shows and movies have photographic memories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (92kX2)

275 >>214
Hyundai makes quite good cars.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)<<<


I sold Mitsubishi cars back in, say, 1988 and we had one made by Hyundai, called the "Mitsubishi Precis". We called it the "Feces". Would do 80 almost flat out. Would blow the engine at 85. Five MPH bump would crinkle the side panels front to back. Guess they got better.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (yOqwj)

276
But Elle touches on a key point. At least on the big "issues," there is the unmistakable feeling of sincerity when he states his position. There's rarely a sense of someone ticking off check-boxes on a talking points list - in terms of sincerity or intensity (maybe a little bit when he gets to the smaller items).


Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (QDnY


And I, for one, never get a sense that these positions have been vetted by focus groups.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (SRKgf)

277 I'm waiting for Amazon to start selling My Funbags through Prime's free 2-day shipping.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (fWLrt)

278 Report from Cranberry Country:
9 degrees, light haze, maybe a 3/4 moon.
Snow tomorrow night & Sunday, subzero next week.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (02Q1d)

279 129
>>>Can a president even do that? Improve the business climate enough to

stimulate the economy by production and not redistribution?

It'll never work.


Posted by: John Maynard Keynes Shockingly Coherent With FDR's Cock in His Mouth at December 09, 2016 08:18 PM (EUMr7)


Through some legislative process leading to him signing into law some bill?...probably not. Through a general positive and motivational spirit in the people?...Maybe!

Posted by: Mimzey at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (n3hky)

280
I'm watching that My Pillow dubbed parody right now for the first time. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (dgsGa)

281 "Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit? "

Sigh

Posted by: Z80


What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: 6502 at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (rH4JY)

282 I sold Mitsubishi cars back in, say, 1988 and we had one made by Hyundai, called the "Mitsubishi Precis". We called it the "Feces". Would do 80 almost flat out. Would blow the engine at 85. Five MPH bump would crinkle the side panels front to back. Guess they got better.

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (yOqwj) /i]


For some reason, they never came out with a car called the Mitsubishi Zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

283 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM (R+30W)
That's how I took the meaning of the song. Especially when it was playing on election night as he came to tell us Hillary conceded.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (Q5Ymk)

284 >>Click on that link now!


dying

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:42 PM (UD0Gq)

285
Henry Hotspoon
2 Weeks Sober

this is great stuff

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (dgsGa)

286 I remember seeing a 1gb hard drive and being gobsmacked, it was 12 inches high. 13 or 14 deep and 8 or 10 wide. I couldn't imagine what that much storage could be used for.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (hMqvx)

287 PBA is treatable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

288 At the lab I am working now, they have a 486/dx2 running I think 3.1. My best friend had one in college freshman year. It was a hot computer at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:35 PM (92kX2)


I miss 3.1. If I were running on this box it would go so fast I would be going backwards in time

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (yLUuz)

289 228
Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (JmjOe)


When I bought my first computer, the 486 had just come out, but I thought it was too expensive. So I bought a 386, and six months later, the 486 had come down to the same price I paid.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

290
dying

It's hilarious!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (dgsGa)

291 What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: 6502


Why yes. Yes, you are. And warm too.

Posted by: CMOS at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (fWLrt)

292 'So you've got your windpipe...'

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (UD0Gq)

293 My first PC had a hard drive with 93 Mb. You couldn't store the average Pr0n library on that today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (8ZskC)

294 I miss 3.1. If I were running on this box it would go so fast I would be going backwards in time
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (yLUuz)

Yep, you would be able to open folders and files in no time! Maybe a chess program? Mine sweeper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (92kX2)

295
oh shit

Sally Sideberger
Side Expert

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (dgsGa)

296 nice frigging save

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

297 Remember when 386 processors were the new hot shit?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:32 PM (JmjOe)


Microsoft XT, with 10 MB hard drives. Who would ever need more than that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

298 'Apodt me!'

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (UD0Gq)

299 293 My first PC had a hard drive with 93 Mb. You couldn't store the average Pr0n library on that today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (8ZskC)



Library?


Try file.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (bMG0w)

300 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:39 PM (6IPEM)
Now that you mention it, he does look like him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (Q5Ymk)

301 F'n Raanta

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (UD0Gq)

302 Do you like it? I bought one for my husband for Christmas. The commercial worked on him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:40 PM
****
Sooth's gonna get mad at me for continuing the My Pillow discussion, but Yes. I do! I have chronic insomnia so sleep is a big deal to me. So are bed linens and pillows. I like to wash my pillows and this one is the only one that doesnt get ruined from washing and get all lumpy. And it hasn't gone flat so far.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (6IPEM)

303 293 My first PC had a hard drive with 93 Mb. You couldn't store the average Pr0n library on that today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (8ZskC)

My current PC has 16 times more RAM than my first computer had storage. Kind of crazy.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (92kX2)

304 297 Microsoft XT, with 10 MB hard drives. Who would ever need more than that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf)


Noisy little effer was expensive, too. But it had a keyboard so good that people still get nostalgic about it.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)

305 Didn't Billy Micro$oft Gates say at one point, early in his venture, something to the effect of "why would anyone ever need more than 512K of RAM"?

I seem to remember hearing that live and my college roommate at the time (an EE major), thinking he could get by on 256K easily.

Man, I'm old.

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (+7EAV)

306 286 I remember seeing a 1gb hard drive and being gobsmacked, it was 12 inches high. 13 or 14 deep and 8 or 10 wide. I couldn't imagine what that much storage could be used for.
Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:43 PM (hMqvx)



I remember in the 80s when in industry a computer wonk said the Fortune 250 company had sprung for a one GIGAbyte drive. Woot! NOW we're talking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

307 >>it hasn't gone flat so far.


Has it seen Lena Dunham on the Shitter?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (UD0Gq)

308 PBA is treatable.

----------

PBR is *not*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (JmjOe)

309 Noisy little effer was expensive, too. But it had a keyboard so good that people still get nostalgic about it.
Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)

I am typing on an M series 101 keyboard right now. Clicky keys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2)

310
"Scientists discovered dinosaurs actually had feathers and as we all know dinosaurs are all gone."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:48 PM (dgsGa)

311 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (6IPEM)
Good, my husband thinks he'll sleep better if he has that pillow. One of his friends bought it and loves it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:48 PM (Q5Ymk)

312 A couple of youngsters with the Right Side Broadcasting Network were interviewing members of the crowd at the Trump rally.

As the Who said way back when, "The Kids Are Alright".

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

313 309 I am typing on an M series 101 keyboard right now. Clicky keys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2)


An actual original? Or Unicomp buckling spring, which has been my keyboard for years? Although the Das Keyboard is good enough to be tempting...

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)

314 Two things I'm choosing to treat as encouraging from Trump's continuing rallies (and other statements): if anything he is adding emphasis to the de-regulation component of his economic sanity platform, and he keeps talking about real energy sources (coal, oil, gas) when he talks about energy.


Obviously we'll soon see, but it's hard to believe he's going to disappoint too badly on these gigantic things after running on them and continuing to hammer them home even after the election.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

315 >>"Scientists discovered dinosaurs actually had feathers and as we all know dinosaurs are all gone."


'That's right! 'Why would you use old technology?'

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (UD0Gq)

316 I still have a Sinclair ZX80 with 1 kilobyte of RAM. Upgraded it with a ZX81 ROM, which made it a screamer. It was the original Cambridge UK one with a UHF converter.

Posted by: CMOS at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (fWLrt)

317

My first puter was the Commodore 64.

I stll have it somewhere in the basement.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (JmjOe)

318 Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (yOqwj)

They did. Kinda like how Toyotas were a joke of a car 50 years ago, but they buckled down and now the Camry is one of the most popular cars. I remember when Hyundai was a joke too, but one of my co-workers bought a Sonata two years ago, and it's a comfortable, nice-looking car with all the interior conveniences you could want.

China still has some work to do though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38deY9Dym1I

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 08:50 PM (8nWyX)

319 It is amazing how concerned CNN is about the loss of union jobs now.

Posted by: Dwight Fry at December 09, 2016 08:50 PM (M3DRt)

320 303 293 My first PC had a hard drive with 93 Mb. You couldn't store the average Pr0n library on that today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (8ZskC)
My current PC has 16 times more RAM than my first computer had storage. Kind of crazy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (92kX2)



All right, all right, now you've done it.

The very first free-standing (i.e., not a mainframe) computer I ever worked on was a Commodore 64. No prizes for guessing that "64" stood for the RAM, in kB.

I solved crystal structures on Berkeley's IBM mainframe up at the Rad Lab, where it was one of three in the world. I've probably got more computing power in my tablet now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:50 PM (SRKgf)

321 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:46 PM (6IPEM)
Good, my husband thinks he'll sleep better if he has that pillow. One of his friends bought it and loves it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:48 PM (Q5Ymk)


I hope the My Pillow guy hits Ace's tip jar after this thread boosts his sales bigly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 08:50 PM (wCEn4)

322 Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?

Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (hMqvx)

323 PRO TIP: Do not text your surgeon and ask him to send you pics of a thing he cut out of your foot.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (Sfs6o)

324 Because, if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 08:41 PM (ZlNnO)

I don't recall the Stones having a hissy fit about him using that song. Hmmm.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (a62hT)

325 My first puter was the Commodore 64.

Those rocked out loud at the time.

Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (UmjAb)

326 101 OMG, Trump just announced that he's going to lower the business tax rate to 15%, as well as reduce regulations on businesses.
Posted by: rabidfox at December 09, 2016 08:09 PM (EW9tX)


He promised this during his campaign, as well as to allow companies to do a one-time repatriation of money at only a 10% tax rate.

The Democrats will squawk, but if he can pull off a simplified, 15% business tax rate, we really will get tired of all the winning.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (nvMvs)

327 Yep, you would be able to open folders and files in no time! Maybe a chess program? Mine sweeper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:44 PM (92kX2)


I could use a spreadsheet or word and not have to go through 3 frigging screens to open it, populate it and then I could freakin' print it without making sure that everydamnedoption I have used for 12 month is the one I really want to use.

I don't have grand needs here, I need something to crunch numbers and something to populate with a letterhead and to spit out text when I enter it.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MS bloatwear (C) that is designed for the benefit of the programmer and not the user, set for touch screens that I don't own and in a pastel shade of blue that looks like a cyanotic corpse is where it is at, and I get to pay extra and allow myself to have AALLLLLLLL my preferences reset to factory standard when those freaking bastards decide to hijack my machine for an update.
Hate those bastards so much and dream that they will be shot at the wall just before I am so I can mock them in their terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (yLUuz)

328
A week from now Ace will link that vid I linked above and everyone will be like oh Acey this is hilarious stuff!



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (dgsGa)

329 Hey Chi.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 08:52 PM (CRotO)

330 326 The Democrats will squawk, but if he can pull off a simplified, 15% business tax rate, we really will get tired of all the winning.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (nvMvs)


Exactly. The people who don't understand incentives have been in power long enough. It's not that hard, you just get the government out of the way, but the other side has mental blocks.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:53 PM (iMxBJ)

331 Cloyd Frued @ 220- Small truck?
Just bought a Tacoma Limited built in San Antonio. Smaller than our current F150 but still fits me and I'm 5' 14" tall.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2016 08:53 PM (zLDYs)

332 254 248
Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.
Because the Horst Wessel song was already taken.
Posted by: Dems at December 09, 2016 08:38 PM (LAe3v)



And so was "The Internationale." By the Dems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

333 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 08:50 PM (wCEn4)
I bought it on Amazon through Ace's widget.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 08:53 PM (Q5Ymk)

334 When the MacIntosh first came out, all my family had was a PDP-7 with 16 bytes of RAM.

Posted by: One of the Four Yorkshiremen at December 09, 2016 08:54 PM (rH4JY)

335 Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?

-------

Ive worked on putting 400 hurts to your Mom.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 08:54 PM (JmjOe)

336 I still have my original CompuServe installation software. It's like 800 floppies with several 3-ring bound manuals. I remember it taking about 2 years to install.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 09, 2016 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

337 313 309 I am typing on an M series 101 keyboard right now. Clicky keys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2)

An actual original? Or Unicomp buckling spring, which has been my keyboard for years? Although the Das Keyboard is good enough to be tempting...
Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:49 PM (iMxBJ)

On the bottom:
Part No: 1391401
Date: 11-19-90
Model M

It is actually the second one I have had. The first was damaged in an apartment fire (still worked but a couple of the keys were knocked out and it was waterlogged and filled with debris.) My aunt works at UofL UCS and managed to find one in storage and wired it up with a PS/2 connector, I bought a USB convertor, and wallah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:55 PM (92kX2)

338 70 "It's over, darling"

Oh dear, Milo's rubbing off on him......
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 09, 2016 08:02 PM (Bl4dy)

Only if Trump was addressing a man.

And, as much as I like both Milo and Trump, I do NOT want to think of Milo rubbing anything in the vicinity of Trump...

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 08:55 PM (P8951)

339 Those rocked out loud at the time.
Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (UmjAb)


As long as you had a stack of power supplies. Those things burned up annually like clockwork.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (8nWyX)

340 Wait just a minute... buzzion is still dead? Weasel has now expired and Garrett is perishing? And you people are making jokes about a pillow?
Situation normal!!

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (yTnCT)

341 It is actually the second one I have had. The first was damaged in an apartment fire (still worked but a couple of the keys were knocked out and it was waterlogged and filled with debris.) My aunt works at UofL UCS and managed to find one in storage and wired it up with a PS/2 connector, I bought a USB convertor, and wallah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:55 PM (92kX2)


Dude. My hat is off to you. I wear out one keyboard a year by sheer stress, and then there are the occasional coffee spills.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)

342
But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MS bloatwear (C) that is designed for the benefit of the programmer and not the user, set for touch screens that I don't own and in a pastel shade of blue that looks like a cyanotic corpse is where it is at, and I get to pay extra and allow myself to have AALLLLLLLL my preferences reset to factory standard when those freaking bastards decide to hijack my machine for an update.
Hate those bastards so much and dream that they will be shot at the wall just before I am so I can mock them in their terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (yLUuz)



I'm struggling with an M$ "upgrade" that fucked my Access database.

Last night, for the first time, I started playing around with Ubuntu. It's nice. VERY nice. Maybe a way out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)

343 >>>322 Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?

I find them more economical than AA batteries.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (CNT6C)

344 Okay, the My Pillow parody is too funny. Ace could have written the script. Here's the link again.

http://youtu.be/3alLlPjTX1I

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)

345 Yes, my keyboard is older than some commentors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (92kX2)

346
I don't recall the Stones having a hissy fit about him using that song. Hmmm.
Posted by: Infidel
-------------

I had a longer, thought out response ready, but I currently have the energy of a 3 year old AAA k-mart battery.

Trump is not what I wanted, but I have come to accept that he's what we need.
Kick ass and take names, Donnie. I'm behind you 100%.
Leave the bubblegum at home.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 08:57 PM (ZlNnO)

347 219--- WTF is this? Sounds like there's a major move afoot to save us from 'fake news':
Senate Passes Major Portman-Murphy Counter-Propaganda Bill as Part of NDAA

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jfdh59p

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 08:31 PM (iLoHX)
-------------------------------------
Sounds like a HORRIBLE bill. I especially detest the part about funding NGOs and outside groups to counter "propaganda." WTF?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 08:57 PM (Nox3c)

348 Good puck support by the hawks forwards, so far.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:57 PM (UD0Gq)

349 322 Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?
Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (hMqvx)



What the hell is a "motor generator?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

350
Check out all those youtube dubs.
They're all funny as shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:58 PM (dgsGa)

351 At one point, I had access to a Wang 4000. You can still find images of it by searching, not sure why you'd want to.

4 foot tall cabinet of drawers with blinky lights
Input terminal with Nixie tubes

Never did figure out anything useful to do with the thing, but there it was.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)

352
Dude. My hat is off to you. I wear out one keyboard a year by sheer stress, and then there are the occasional coffee spills.
Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)

The thing seems bulletproof. I have had this one for... 10 years? And I did not exactly get it new.

Plus, I just love the tactile response from typing on it. Every other keyboard just feels like I am kneeding little bundles of squishy plastic.

And not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2)

353 #onemonthofwinning and counting

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 08:59 PM (5sOEp)

354 Darling!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 08:59 PM (UD0Gq)

355 At one point, I had access to a Wang 4000

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2016 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

356 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? "

Because we all would have preferred a candidate who said the things Trump said about immigration and had the charisma Trump had, without all his negatives.

That candidate did not exist. So we got Trump.

I think it's both sly and an oddly self-depreciating theme song.

"I'm not what you wanted, but I'm what you need - warts and all. Deal with it."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 09:00 PM (P8951)

357 Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?
Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (hMqvx)


** raises hand **

Never worked on one, not my division. But I had to learn how it worked to qualify.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 09:00 PM (8nWyX)

358 347. Didn't you hear? White supremacists, nacked by Moscow, spread fake news to defeat the most qualified presidential candidate in history. And used floppy disks to hack into voting machines.

It was on twitter......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:00 PM (FI0eN)

359 342 I'm struggling with an M$ "upgrade" that fucked my Access database.

Last night, for the first time, I started playing around with Ubuntu. It's nice. VERY nice. Maybe a way out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)


You lost me at "Access database." Sure, try out Ubuntu. If you're doing a server, and don't like sending checks to MSFT, it's the way to go. And get that db over to MySql or PostGreSql, stat. There's probably a slick way to do that, at this point.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)

360 Hey back, ma'am.
Hope you're doing well. Been thinking about ya.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (ZlNnO)

361 Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (yTnCT)
--------
When did I start to expire? And here I was feeling pretty good!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)

362
Uh oh.


Mrs Fixer is making Rice Crispy Treats.


I predict the first pan is history by 10PM.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (JmjOe)

363 Last night, for the first time, I started playing around with Ubuntu. It's nice. VERY nice. Maybe a way out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)


I'm looking at Mint, but that doesn't help the work computer.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:02 PM (yLUuz)

364 Okay you guys, I was walking today and the homeless dude I call crowman has a messenger bag. He wears it cross body. He used to walk with an actual crow on his shoulder or on his head.
http://tinypic.com/r/21llkt2/9



Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:03 PM (Q5Ymk)

365 Mrs Fixer is making Rice Crispy Treats.

I predict the first pan is history by 10PM.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (JmjOe)



If you require any assistance, you just let me know. Always ready to lend a hand to a Moron in need.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 09:04 PM (89UPP)

366 354. Obligatory David Allan Coe:

https://youtu.be/vAOVRkSCWmg

You don't have to call me 'darling,' darling.
You never even called me by my name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:04 PM (FI0eN)

367 I predict the first pan is history by 10PM.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (JmjOe)
Slacker!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 09:04 PM (9iR5/)

368 358. I don't think it is that deep. I think it is about wants being superficial as opposed to needs.

Posted by: Dwight Fry at December 09, 2016 09:04 PM (M3DRt)

369 Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (yLUuz)

I was going to recommend LibreOffice (free for Windows and Linux), then I remembered that they just did an upgrade that M$ would have loved and added the sort of deluded programmer options you were talking about, I reverted to that last version I liked and will not upgrade again if I can avoid it.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:05 PM (wCEn4)

370 You all have a good night. Work is coming sooner than I'd like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 09:06 PM (92kX2)

371 Last night, for the first time, I started playing around with Ubuntu. It's nice. VERY nice. Maybe a way out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Is there a Manbuntu?

Posted by: Pajamaboy at December 09, 2016 09:07 PM (rH4JY)

372 I'm looking at Mint, but that doesn't help the work computer.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:02 PM (yLUuz)


Mint is very good (very well thought out and user friendly), but I've got Win 7 tweaked on my primary computer and I won't change anything until the next disk crash.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:07 PM (wCEn4)

373 310
"Scientists discovered dinosaurs actually had feathers and as we all know dinosaurs are all gone."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 08:48 PM (dgsGa)



I wonder what a My Pillow would be like were it stuffed with dinosaur feathers.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 09, 2016 09:09 PM (jV8Mq)

374 "He used to walk with an actual crow on his shoulder or on his head."

Brandon Lee was good in that movie.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2016 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

375 Okay you guys, I was walking today and the homeless dude I call crowman has a messenger bag. He wears it cross body. He used to walk with an actual crow on his shoulder or on his head.
http://tinypic.com/r/21llkt2/9
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:03 PM
******
I can so beat that. I saw a homeless guy wearing a trashbag poncho and carrying a real battle axe.

I probably should've called the cops about him. I thought about following him just to see what would happen next.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)

376 Is there a Manbuntu?

Posted by: Pajamaboy at December 09, 2016 09:07 PM (rH4JY)


http://distrowatch.com/ should make you run screaming to a safe space!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (wCEn4)

377 Hacked ?

Nobody would confirm or deny that those WikiLeaks emails proported to be to/from John Podesta were genuine.
So what has been hacked?

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

378 I haven't had a homemade rice krispies treat in ages.
The pre-packaged crap just isn't right.

I may have to make some for Christmas. I wonder how they'd work with a giant scoop of peanut butter mixed in?
Hmmmm...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (ZlNnO)

379 He used to walk with an actual crow on his shoulder or on his head

You sure that crow wasn't named something like Randal Flagg?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (9iR5/)

380 I feel so left out...

Posted by: Charles Babbage at December 09, 2016 09:11 PM (rH4JY)

381 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (9iR5/)
I picture him opening up his long coat and a murder of crows flies out. He's kind of creepy. I don't know where his crow went.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:12 PM (Q5Ymk)

382 360 Hey back, ma'am.
Hope you're doing well. Been thinking about ya.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (ZlNnO)

---

It's been a month since he passed.

Going to the American Legion, otherwise I'm going to be a weeping mess before this night is through.

Y'all have a great weekend : )

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 09:13 PM (CRotO)

383 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)
I'm sure someone called the cops. That's not something you see every day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (Q5Ymk)

384 Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

As far as I can tell, WikiLeaks published nothing that would have involved hacking of election results (final counts or machine manipulation) directly, just peripheral stuff related to the character of the "players".

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (wCEn4)

385 369

I was going to recommend LibreOffice (free for Windows and Linux), then I remembered that they just did an upgrade that M$ would have loved and added the sort of deluded programmer options you were talking about, I reverted to that last version I liked and will not upgrade again if I can avoid it.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:05 PM (wCEn4)


Ruh roh. I'm using LibreOffice "Still" (5.1.x) versus "Fresh" (5.2.x) so I guess I haven't yet come across that. That's too bad.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (jV8Mq)

386 Remember how before the election Republicans were doomed? Well, Sandra Smith in for MeAgain Smelly has ol' Larry Sabato talking about how Democrats are fucked.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (DW+jj)

387 Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)

That's great! I really like my My Pillows, but the commercials are annoying.

The Guy Fieri dub is pretty funny too.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 09:15 PM (P8951)

388

Well, Sandra Smith

Shep finally "transed" into the woman he was born as?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM (dgsGa)

389 342 Last night, for the first time, I started playing around with Ubuntu. It's nice. VERY nice. Maybe a way out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)


Try Linux Mint. It's based on Ubuntu but has a lot of features to make it easier to use and is nicer looking. It's been the number one Linux distro for several years. I think you'll really like it.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM (nvMvs)

390 üi+You lost me at "Access database." Sure, try out Ubuntu. If you're doing a server, and don't like sending checks to MSFT, it's the way to go. And get that db over to MySql or PostGreSql, stat. There's probably a slick way to do that, at this point.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 09:01 PM (iMxBJ) ü-i+


I was thinking the same thing: time to move on from Access. I started out there as a virgin, but M$ keeps "deprecating" subroutines that are super useful. For example, they blitzed "applicatoin.filesearch." Much too useful, when with a mere 25 lines of code, you can do the same thing. After you finish swearing, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

391 >>>Mrs Fixer is making Rice Crispy Treats.

lucky bum

i make them with nutella

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM (06hI8)

392 Nov 7th Democrat Proclaimation: Voting and voter irregularities are a figment of the republicans imagination to throw doubt on the legitimacy of honest American elections.

Nov 9th: We been Hacked!! It's the evil Russians!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (v3DL/)

393 Try Linux Mint. It's based on Ubuntu but has a lot of features to make it easier to use and is nicer looking. It's been the number one Linux distro for several years. I think you'll really like it.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM (nvMvs)


Thanks for the tip. I'll check it out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

394 I can so beat that. I saw a homeless guy wearing a trashbag poncho and carrying a real battle axe.

I probably should've called the cops about him. I thought about following him just to see what would happen next.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)


There was a guy wandering around using and alpenstock as a walking cane last Spring. I wanted to ask him if he was looking for Trotsky, but I knew his response would be, "Huh?"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (yLUuz)

395 Rice Krispie Pro Tip : Use 1/4 Cup of Fluff.

They'll never go crunchy/ stale that way.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (UD0Gq)

396 Rice Krispie Pro Tip : Use 1/4 Cup of Fluff.

They'll never go crunchy/ stale that way.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (UD0Gq)



I mixed in the innards of a My Pillow. They're really chewy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 09:20 PM (auHtY)

397 Domo arrigato, Larry Sabato.

Posted by: Styx at December 09, 2016 09:20 PM (rH4JY)

398 It's been a month since he passed.

Going to the American Legion, otherwise I'm going to be a weeping mess before this night is through.

Y'all have a great weekend : )

Posted by: SMFH
------------------

My ear is still pretty flexible if you ever want to bend it.
You know what's up.

Take care & God bless.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:20 PM (ZlNnO)

399 I was going to recommend LibreOffice (free for Windows and Linux), then I remembered that they just did an upgrade that M$ would have loved and added the sort of deluded programmer options you were talking about, I reverted to that last version I liked and will not upgrade again if I can avoid it.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:05 PM (wCEn4)



Sad experience - with M$ inter alia - has taught me ALWAYS to keep earlier versions of a program, in case the new ones suck donkey balls. Which they do, with distressing frequency.

Also, if you use Windows, only "upgrade" to every other version. The ones in between suck dick. Big time. Vista, anyone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

400 DocJ at December 09, 2016 08:21 PM (+7EAV) sez:

1) No ID, no vote, no exceptions, period.
2) Paper. Ballots. Only.
3) Everyone votes on the same freaking day
4) Any precinct that doesn't reconcile identically on election day has their ballot boxes immediately seized by state police and counted by state election officials, overseen by representatives of both all parties with candidates , and to be broadcast online.

Now me:
I understand the current system defaults to two major parties but there's no reason to set that fact into law. Third parties may not make a lot of political sense but they have the same rights as the Big Two.

Posted by: J. Random Dudde at December 09, 2016 09:21 PM (C9lNt)

401 Rice Krispie Pro Tip : Use 1/4 Cup of Fluff.

They'll never go crunchy/ stale that way.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (UD0Gq)

====

I'm seeing a batch coming up with fluff, nutella and peanut butter.

Fluffellabutter Crispy treats?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 09:21 PM (L+dg+)

402
i make them with nutella
Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:17 PM
*****
Nutella Rice Krispie treats? That sounds almost evil.
You better send me the recipe!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)

403 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (jV8Mq)

V 5.0.4.2 works ok for me. Later versions seemed to start forcing me to use pull down menus for settings that are fixed the way I liked them in 5.0.4.2. There may be a way to change the defaults, but I didn't want to waste time.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:22 PM (wCEn4)

404 394 I can so beat that. I saw a homeless guy wearing a trashbag poncho and carrying a real battle axe.
I probably should've called the cops about him. I thought about following him just to see what would happen next.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)



Give him directions to the local Democrat Party office, and tell him they're the ones controlling his mind through his fillings.

Then keep a good thought, and check the news that night to see how it worked out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

405 Perfect romance novel title for this picture?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Mankichi-Shinshi.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2016 09:23 PM (kENvx)

406 Fluffnutbutter Crispy treats. Pure Marketing gold right there!

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 09:23 PM (L+dg+)

407 SQL is for wimps! Mungodb, ftw!

Posted by: MugoJerry at December 09, 2016 09:23 PM (rH4JY)

408 FBI is on it I'm sure all is ok.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 09, 2016 09:25 PM (XfJV2)

409
We used to have a bum here who would beg for $$ at the busy street intersection wearing a big plastic back brace. Every red light he'd hobble around between the cars holding a cup with a sad expression on his face.

The funny thing is he'd wear his back brace outside his clothes. In the Winter time, he'd wear his back brace, I shite you now, outside his winter jacket.

The sad part is that his scam worked. People are so dumb.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:25 PM (dgsGa)

410 SQL is for wimps! Mungodb, ftw!

Ugh, you sound like how our team meetings usually end up, with 40 minute holy wars about this one true software / design-pattern or that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2016 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

411 Roxanne, your breasts are like pillows! Let me fluff your pillows!

Posted by: Chris at December 09, 2016 09:25 PM (XoldI)

412 Trump should say: recount showed fraud, need national standards for federal elections: voter ID, no early voting, absentee only for cause, uniform paper ballots for backup, fed prison for fraud with mandatory sentencing.

If he did this, the Democrat party would be ended. Except in California where I live. ~sigh~

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at December 09, 2016 09:26 PM (g1MTt)

413 I bet you could just use cocoa krispies. Or even better - the Post brand Flintstone stuff - cocoa pebbles?
Or even the peanut butter Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Aren't we boycotting Kelloggs? Hard to keep up these days...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:26 PM (ZlNnO)

414 402. Heh....best use of nutella in my life involved a Desi girl and her Korean girlfriend.....

Bit YMMV & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:26 PM (FI0eN)

415 Let me guess Rozanne has large tracts of land, the castle was built in the swamp three times, and Steve Martin is not the swain?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2016 09:26 PM (kENvx)

416
Fluff?

Fluff is made in Lynn, MA, 10 miles from me. Or used to be, anyway. Probbably made in China now by 5 year old little chinese kids for no pay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (dgsGa)

417 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

Mint is essentially an out of the box user friendly Linux operating system, pre-loaded with almost every application a "normal" user would like to have.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (wCEn4)

418 >> Shep finally "transed" into the woman he was born as?

Don't talk like that. It would mean I'm getting stirrings in my Levis over....I don't want to think about it. It would be like Bangkok or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)

419 Perfect romance novel title for this picture?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Mankichi-Shinshi.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma


The non gender-specific clothes hanger sign on the wall.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (rH4JY)

420 410 Ugh, you sound like how our team meetings usually end up, with 40 minute holy wars about this one true software / design-pattern or that one.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2016 09:25 PM (6FqZa)


Just describe your opponent's proposals as either an "antipattern" or "code smell." Neither has an exact definition, so creativity is indicated.

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (iMxBJ)

421 Yeah when I first saw this story I thought "this has got to be one of those 'website you never heard of claims crap' stories" but... yeah. I'd like to believe this was the NSA checking security and confirming the system is safe. I'd like to believe that.

But I think what we're all thinking: the Obama administration weaponizing against its political enemies, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (39g3+)

422 "Who here as ever worked on a 400hz motor generator?
Posted by: Usntakim at December 09, 2016 08:51 PM (hMqvx)"

Yo.

CDC Cyber 6400 had a pair of them .... redundancy FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2016 09:28 PM (02Q1d)

423 Heh....best use of nutella in my life involved a Desi girl and her Korean girlfriend
******
I'm sure no one wants to hear more about this.
Haha.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:29 PM (6IPEM)

424 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2016 09:23 PM (kENvx)
I have so many questions about that picture. Why is the girl wearing a ball gown at the beach in winter? Why are they sitting outside the public restrooms?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:29 PM (Q5Ymk)

425 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.
about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.

meandered out back then to the front all over.

i can't figure them out.
anyone have an idea?

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (06hI8)

426
>>I'm sure no one wants to hear more about this.

>>Haha.

Speak for your own self.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (DW+jj)

427 418. Obligatory:

One night in Bangkok, and it ain't even the chess thread:

https://youtu.be/mnqj31VPNoE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (FI0eN)

428 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:14 PM (DW+jj)


Old Dead Animal Hair Sabato is going to have to come up with a 3rd New name for his BS !!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 09, 2016 09:31 PM (y3aQB)

429 423 & 426. We had it on toast over tea.

**smirks and recalls his glory days.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:32 PM (FI0eN)

430 My first "computer" was a Timex/Sinclair 1000.

After that a Zenith Z-150 that served me well for a number of years.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 09, 2016 09:32 PM (vyqqu)

431 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.
about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.

meandered out back then to the front all over.


Martian?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:33 PM (dgsGa)

432 Just bought a Tacoma Limited built in San Antonio. Smaller than our current F150 but still fits me and I'm 5' 14" tall.
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2016 08:53 PM (zLDYs)

Those Toyletas still break camshafts?

Posted by: F.N.G. at December 09, 2016 09:33 PM (kiSdp)

433 i can't figure them out.
anyone have an idea?

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (06hI


Bi-pedal rabbits.

Drunk Side-winder

Hoop-snake configured for snow traction

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:33 PM (yLUuz)

434 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.
about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.

meandered out back then to the front all over.

i can't figure them out.
anyone have an idea?

Posted by: concrete girl


Shetland pony? How long was the gait?

Posted by: John Kerry at December 09, 2016 09:34 PM (rH4JY)

435 'meandered out back then to the front all over'

Do you live in Jersey? Might be a Jersey Devil.

Posted by: Z80 at December 09, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

436 >>>You better send me the recipe

i will
but you just add nutella to make it as chocolatey as
you like

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:34 PM (06hI8)

437 >> i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.
about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.



Those were Pecker Tracks.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:34 PM (UD0Gq)

438 429. And then, well....a gentleman never tells....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:35 PM (FI0eN)

439 429:

Bummer. I was hoping it would be something like one of those educational videos I was forced (forced, I tell you!) to watch the other day. It was apparently some girl's birthday and she had a cake. She had a terrible eating problem of some sort because she had got it all over herself.

She wasn't raised properly, I guess. Anyway, a friend had to come in and help clean her up.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:35 PM (DW+jj)

440 So I got "Spartacus: Blood and Schwanz" some time ago and I'm trying to watch it, but I'm finding it ha - er, difficult to get through the bad acting, beefcake, overwrought screenplay, and wretched CGI backdrops.

Does the series get any less gay porn tier cheesy?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2016 09:35 PM (6FqZa)

441 Martian?

Posted by: Soothsayer


Yeah, I was f*ckin with her. Sorry about that, cg.

Posted by: E.T. at December 09, 2016 09:37 PM (rH4JY)

442
Does the series get any less gay porn tier cheesy?

Cereal?

Spartacus is great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:37 PM (dgsGa)

443 used to have a bum here who would beg for $$ at the busy street intersection wearing a big plastic back brace. Every red light he'd hobble around between the cars holding a cup with a sad expression on his face.

The funny thing is he'd wear his back brace outside his clothes. In the Winter time, he'd wear his back brace, I shite you now, outside his winter jacket.



Run his ass over, so at least he'd be an honest beggar.

I tell beggars to hit up Obongo, who can pay them out of his private stash, which for some reason charter members of Club 85 seem to think exists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

444 And then, well....a gentleman never tells....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:35 PM (FI0eN)


You sure you want to leave that, here, like that?

(Well, fortunate for us . . .)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:37 PM (yLUuz)

445 Mint is essentially an out of the box user friendly Linux operating system, pre-loaded with almost every application a "normal" user would like to have.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (wCEn4)



Sounds great! I'll check it out. Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)

446 439. They were good girls, and very dear friends.

Heh....I still hear from the desi chick, twenty years later......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:39 PM (FI0eN)

447 425
i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.

about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.


meandered out back then to the front all over.


i can't figure them out.

anyone have an idea?


Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (06hI

Manbearpig.

Posted by: Al G at December 09, 2016 09:40 PM (XoldI)

448 Manbearpig.

Posted by: Al G at December 09, 2016 09:40 PM (XoldI)



Dammit. Prepare for a blizzard, Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2016 09:41 PM (89UPP)

449 Mint is essentially an out of the box user friendly Linux operating system, pre-loaded with almost every application a "normal" user would like to have.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:27 PM (wCEn4)


The funny part is that, back in the day, I started out on Unix, so it's kind of a "back to the future" kind of deal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 09:41 PM (SRKgf)

450 I see the talk of pillows has continued. Such Luxury! We were lucky if we got a pile of broken glass and rusty nails to lay our weary heads on. That's if we were allowed to sleep at all, which rarely happened.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2016 09:41 PM (kTF2Z)

451 450. You got to stop working and being beaten? Luxury.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:42 PM (FI0eN)

452 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2016 09:41 PM (kTF2Z)
----------
Lay? You got to lay?!! We slept standing in the corner! And we liked it!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)

453 If I buy one of those My Pillows, will that annoying guy stop talking about them?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:44 PM (DW+jj)

454 451 450. You got to stop working and being beaten? Luxury....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:42 PM (FI0eN)
---
You know, beating people *is* work for some folks. Do you ever spare a moment of reflection for them?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 09:45 PM (EnKk6)

455 @248, re "you can't always get what you want":

my husband used to run a business. he had a guy come in asking for a raise. That song started playing on the radio, so he turned it up while the guy was talking. Finally the employee got the hint that he wasn't getting a raise. Maybe Trump used it for something similar.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 09, 2016 09:45 PM (nIGPZ)

456 Strange tracks? Small bird.

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 09, 2016 09:45 PM (kP16F)

457 Tell me something. Doesn't Mint disable the root account and everything is "sudo'd" (graphic equivalent)?

I love being "root". It's like being God or something. From my college days, there was legend of what being root was like. And so when I played with Linux, I get a hard on being root.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)

458 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.


about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.
>>>

Like this?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zzhmsze

Maybe not a Lynx but probably a Cat since in a single line.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 09:46 PM (MJkxq)

459 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.
about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.
meandered out back then to the front all over.
----------
Drunk pirate with two pegs?

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 09:47 PM (Sfs6o)

460 454. You were lucky! We had to beat ourselves unconscious. ...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:47 PM (FI0eN)

461 'You were lucky! We had to beat ourselves unconscious'

BTDT

Posted by: A Weiner at December 09, 2016 09:49 PM (BO/km)

462 Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 09:46 PM (MJkxq)
I think bobcats or lions walk in their own tracks too. Now I don't remember which animals do that for sure.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:49 PM (Q5Ymk)

463 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:47 PM (FI0eN)


What, you were allowed to be unconscious?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 09:50 PM (wCEn4)

464 couple of nights ago I was feeding the woodstove and bonked my head on the really hot damper lever. This caused a burn in the middle of my forehead.

I am grateful today that I never bought a Lopi wood stove because inadvertently branding an L on my forehead would have been disheartening.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:50 PM (yLUuz)

465 RAANTA!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:50 PM (UD0Gq)

466 >>>456 Strange tracks? Small bird

not quail, i compared
and i have never seen a pecker on the ground,
but you were right on winter, so i'll take your word for it.

thanks everyone

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:50 PM (06hI8)

467 I think bobcats or lions walk in their own tracks too. Now I don't remember which animals do that for sure.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:49 PM (Q5Ymk)


Taun-taun. They always go heel-toe and walk on their own tracks.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:51 PM (yLUuz)

468 I used to spend a lot of time in the Appalachians and on several occasions saw bobcats. Best sighting by far was a mom with three kittens. Very cute!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)

469

Ba'Noodle tv ad dub


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLcvCH1h1qk

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2016 09:51 PM (dgsGa)

470 463. Only until the ammonia from our urine woke us. We were lucky that way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:52 PM (FI0eN)

471 You know, beating people *is* work for some folks. Do you ever spare a moment of reflection for them?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at
*****
I know, right? Typical, thoughtless men.
Funny, Eris.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:52 PM (6IPEM)

472 Antii is your daddy Blackhawks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 09:52 PM (/tuJf)

473 I think bobcats or lions walk in their own tracks too. Now I don't remember which animals do that for sure.>>>

From the little I know about animal tracks. Cats are the only animals that leave kinda straight line tracks. The sneaky little bastards.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 09:52 PM (MJkxq)

474 DARLING x 2!


This game is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:53 PM (UD0Gq)

475 I run Linux Mint on my laptop. And... I have a buckwheat hull pillow. I love it but I think it's time to refill it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 09, 2016 09:53 PM (nIGPZ)

476 and i have never seen a pecker on the ground,

Posted by: concrete girl
-------------------

Really? Huh.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 09:54 PM (ZlNnO)

477 I used to spend a lot of time in the Appalachians and on several occasions saw bobcats. Best sighting by far was a mom with three kittens. Very cute!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)


Saw a momma and kittens once when I was hunting. They were playing like house cats on a root ball.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:54 PM (yLUuz)

478 Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 09:51 PM (yLUuz)
I'm always trying to learn what animal left which tracks. They explain it to me and then I forget.
I thought it was the cats that did that.
I recognize raccoon tracks because they look like baby foot prints.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:54 PM (Q5Ymk)

479 468. They are adorbs, as the kids say, but lethal. Saw a bobcat about a month ago.... he would have eaten my face if he hadn't been nomming on the stuff I set out for the ferals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 09:54 PM (FI0eN)

480 What game?
What's garrett going on about?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 09:55 PM (6IPEM)

481 Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 09:52 PM (MJkxq)
I think African leopards do that as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:55 PM (Q5Ymk)

482 458 i saw really strange tracks in the snow this am.


about 3" long 1.5" wide, oval and it traveled in a single line.
>>>

Like this?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zzhmsze

Maybe not a Lynx but probably a Cat since in a single line.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 09:46 PM (MJkxq)


That's kind of what I was thinking. Sounds like a large cat.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

483 440 So I got "Spartacus: Blood and Schwanz" some time ago and I'm trying to watch it, but I'm finding it ha - er, difficult to get through the bad acting, beefcake, overwrought screenplay, and wretched CGI backdrops.

Does the series get any less gay porn tier cheesy?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2016 09:35 PM (6FqZa)

No, but you get to see Xena naked.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2016 09:55 PM (dKiJG)

484 Blackhawks PP, coming up.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:55 PM (UD0Gq)

485 Hawks v Rangers on NHL Network.


Goalies have been standing on their heads all night.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:57 PM (UD0Gq)

486 I haven't seen a bobcat in about 20 years. I saw a lion from the safety of my truck about 10 years ago. That mountain lion was beautiful, 5 feet from my parked truck and then he was gone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:57 PM (Q5Ymk)

487 Late last night, a little wild cat I dubbed "Binny" (he hung around some old grain bins) came back again. It had been months, and I thought he was gone. But he showed up again on the back porch. He's eaten 6 3oz cans of moist cat food and several little cups full of dry food in about 24 hours.

He will barely let me touch him. I thought I was getting him fairly comfortable, and tried to hold him, and that spooked him and I didn't try again. And then he disappeared.

But he's back, and doesn't look all that bad. And he remembers me. He let me touch him a little bit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 09, 2016 10:00 PM (DW+jj)

488 anyone have an idea?

Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2016 09:30 PM (06hI

Adolescent Ewok on a solitary hunt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2016 10:00 PM (42Mgr)

489 479 & 486.

If I could tame them, or at least gentle them......

Meh.... I guess feral cats are enough for now.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 10:01 PM (FI0eN)

490 Oh En Tee.....

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 10:01 PM (L+dg+)

491 This is a sloppy but still a great game.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 10:01 PM (/tuJf)

492 Goalies have been standing on their heads all night.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 09:57 PM (UD0Gq)

Backup goalie for the Rangers...or at least that was what was announced this afternoon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2016 10:02 PM (42Mgr)

493 487. Ferals are different. Never met one yet who'd let you hoist him/her. They are very different, as I say, but their affection ia genuine, if limited.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 10:03 PM (FI0eN)

494 Squirrels will bound through snow and leave their whole-body impression.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 10:03 PM (yLUuz)

495 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 09:57 PM (Q5Ymk)
----------
I saw a mountain lion in the Sierras many years ago at night. Bounded across the road in one hop (leap? bounce?) in front of th mar and was gone. It lasted about 2 or 3 seconds and I mostly remember the size of the tail! It was like a tail with a cat attached!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 10:03 PM (Sfs6o)

496 There are supposed to be bobcats and moutain lions around here too (CO), but I haven't ever seen one. I have seen lots of snakes, coyotes, a raccoon, and a grey fox. Lots of wabbits and deer. And an owl.
I like the owl. He can stay. The rest can go.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 10:05 PM (6IPEM)

497 It also depends on the feral cat too. Some are too crazy and wild to domesticate, but they will come by for food.
Some will come in and be adopted.

My kitties are feral kittens, but they were the ones that would be adopted. Their littermates wouldn't stay

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2016 10:06 PM (yLUuz)

498 I saw what I think was a broad shouldered hawk in a tree in the back yard this summer which looked big enough to cause little WeaselDog concern.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 10:07 PM (Sfs6o)

499 The Democrats thought going into the election that they had it safely
stolen. They will not rest until they figure out what went wrong.
----------------------------------------

Threadwinner

Posted by: Mega at December 09, 2016 10:09 PM (EdXI9)

500 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.

My theory: it perfectly expresses a negotiator's mentality. You won't get everything you want, but if you negotiate right, you will walk away from the table with what you needed to get.


Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM


Maybe. My take on it was that it was a classic tune that everyone knows, sounds great as a theme, has that philosophy you mentioned, but a bit more... it was something that represented a wink of self deprecation, but also a FUCK YOU to the media. I suspect it was selected rather late in the affair.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2016 10:09 PM (lmIoG)

501 >>Backup goalie for the Rangers...or at least that was what was announced this afternoon.

Ranta is the backup goalie for the Rangers but he's been playing better than the King. He also used to be the backup in Chicago and has never lost in the UC.

He's playing a great game but so is the guy who took his job, Darling.

Great game.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 10:10 PM (/tuJf)

502 Caligirl

When I was kid I got a series of books (I think they
were from Outdoor life Magazine) One of the series was on tracks and
scat. Can't find the one I have but found lots of similar ones for sale.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 10:12 PM (MJkxq)

503 Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 10:03 PM (Sfs6o)
This lion I would say he sauntered past my truck, he knew I was there. They are shy and I was lucky to have seen one during daylight.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 10:14 PM (Q5Ymk)

504 ONT nood.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 09, 2016 10:16 PM (nvMvs)

505 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 09, 2016 10:01 PM (FI0eN)
The guy that works here on the ranch had a bobcat he hand raised. He said it lived with the dogs. The feral cats left or were eaten after he had the bobcat. He said it purred and rubbed his leg just like a kitty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 10:18 PM (Q5Ymk)

506 Does anyone else think the "I couldn't get ID" sob stories are actually
as racist as the basis for court decisions against voter ID? I don't see
how the Dems can have it both ways.

****

These same people have no problem getting food stamps, obamaphones, obamacare and other freebees.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 09, 2016 10:19 PM (18h+i)

507 500 Anyone have a theory for why "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was Trump's rally music pick? I figure there's a deep reason.

My theory: it perfectly expresses a negotiator's mentality. You won't get everything you want, but if you negotiate right, you will walk away from the table with what you needed to get.


Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2016 08:36 PM


Maybe. My take on it was that it was a classic tune that everyone knows, sounds great as a theme, has that philosophy you mentioned, but a bit more... it was something that represented a wink of self deprecation, but also a FUCK YOU to the media. I suspect it was selected rather late in the affair.
Posted by: otho at December 09, 2016 10:09 PM (lmIoG)


I think it might also be aimed at Republican voters who didn't particularly want Trump, and even at NeverTrumpers. And not in a "fuck you" sense, either, but straightforward, just as the song says.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 09, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

508 Posted by: Willy J. at December 09, 2016 10:12 PM (MJkxq
I need one of those. My search history is probably odd. I have searched for lion scat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2016 10:19 PM (Q5Ymk)

509 These same people have no problem getting food stamps, obamaphones, obamacare and other freebees.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 09, 2016 10:19 PM (18h+i)

Don't think you need ID for those either!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 09, 2016 10:26 PM (wCEn4)

510 432 Our Tacoma is approaching 55k miles. It's been a tank.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 10, 2016 02:58 AM (Kucy5)

511 test

Posted by: Mr Eks Y. Zee at December 10, 2016 03:52 AM (voYu7)

512
The only hacking that took place in the 2016 election was Hillary's persistent rearranging of phelgm from her catarrh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 03:56 AM (CyCaV)

513 ANYONE who is against voter ID, and I mean REALLY STRICT voter ID, is an America-hating criminal. The idea that some son-of-a-bitch from across the border can negate my vote because they were aided and abetted by some Dem bastard absolutely sets me free. I'd like to see intentional vote fraud punished by caning (like they do in Singapore), a 50% confiscation of all assets and a mandatory minimum of ten years in PMITA jail. I want those bastards to think they'd MUCH rather hang themselves than cheat in an election.

That penalty is actually being moderate. What I'd really like to see is the vote fraudster and his enablers lined up against a wall and shot. For those of you who think this is harsh, think again. Make no mistake, we're one closely contested national election away from shooting in the streets. The anger is very real. I wish I had a dollar for everyone out there who would just LOVE to shoot down some Black Panther bastard who was intimidating voters from going into the polling place.

The cheating has to stop or else the contest WILL move on from the ballot box to the next box, and we all know what box that is. I hope both sides are smart enough to back away from that because, if that flag goes up, the train of lefty refugees going into Windsor and Tiajuana is going to make that lot going into Perpignan in 1939 look like the crowd of people who would come to see Fat Lena naked.

Posted by: mac at December 10, 2016 03:57 AM (eI49Y)

514 one more test

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 10, 2016 04:22 AM (voYu7)

515 Many here have not has access to a wang let alone 4000...nudge nudge wot's it like ..know wot I mean...MY Pillow is a five year old skinny down filled wonder...washed many a time..you can't see the brown markings once you put a cover over it......maybe it's the fentanyl beads inside that induce that perfect sleep every time.........

Posted by: saf at December 10, 2016 08:07 AM (+zN6H)

516 It's Tom Sawyer and the fence time.
Tell liberals that you voted for Trump, twice.
That should convince them to push for voter ID.

Posted by: Stan at December 10, 2016 07:58 PM (n8g88)

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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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