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Terry McAuliffe: Just Before The Election, My Pet Chicken, Which Was Named "Hillary," Died
Huh. Maybe there's something to that Spirit Cooking after all.
So that's the link to the article. But I have to show you Free Beacon's illustration that pairs with the story.McAuliffe’s Pet Chicken Named Hillary Died Before Election https://t.co/nTRI6R64NB via @nick_j_bolger pic.twitter.com/5MWZsvx2nQ
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) December 9, 2016
[T]he Atlantic's Steve Clemons asked McAuliffe how his family's pet chicken was doing. "I hate to say this, one chicken died. About a month before the election Hillary died," McAuliffe responded. "We've got Hillary Jr. now. She is bright and fluffy and making a lot of noise and healthy as an ox."Nate Silver just emailed me to say that if he'd had this information, he would have predicted the election differently. "My model actually weights a lot on chickens," the pencil-necked goon explained. "I mean, my models put a scary amount of weight on chicken-related data. I don't do pie graphs. I do chicken pot pie graphs. Sometimes I worry about myself. Cluck!"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 04:50 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2016 04:50 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Tom Ford at December 09, 2016 04:50 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (UHgh+)
Nate Silver just emailed me to say that if he'd had this information, he would have predicted the election differently.
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So he choked without the chicken?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (Rrcz/)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2016 04:51 PM (4e+hS)
Going by the Harry Reid standard of evidence: Absolutely.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: The Chicken at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (UHgh+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Ace
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Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiiieeeeeee
Posted by: Slow Donnie - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (WssnW)
I'm trying to come up with a "choking the chicken" joke, but somehow, it isn't appropriate in the same sentence with Hillary.
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (wPiJc)
Pack it up and go home guys, thread's over.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (UD0Gq)
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To break the glass ceiling?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (SRKgf)
*****
This part is really cute. And silly.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (6IPEM)
so, so relieved at not having to look at and listen to that for the next four years
Posted by: Billy Occam at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (SRKgf)
Should have went with a late- term eggectomy.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (d6TTt)
oops, wrong thread.
Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (8J/Te)
Not like he had to share this sweet lil' urban farming story with the world, right?
Maybe Terry is initiating a conscious uncoupling from the Clintons now that they're not in a position to further his career.
*snort*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: just the punchline at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 04:52 PM (UD0Gq)
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To never be President of the United States.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Ace
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Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiiieeeeeee
Posted by: Slow Donnie
Everyone loves pie!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (wPiJc)
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Between this and the "advice for dating someone who works at a funeral home" thread, my family is going to think I'm insane. I've been laughing all day.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Nate Silver at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (R8tbw)
Posted by: Slow Donnie - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 04:53 PM (WssnW)
Only if it's made with organically-grown, free-range, fair trade pot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 04:54 PM (qUNWi)
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Sorry, last thread was all about architecture on a sex thread. That means this one will have to be all about schlonging.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (6niOZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (UHgh+)
Posted by: Hillary the chicken - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Chicken Boo at December 09, 2016 04:56 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (SRKgf)
Urban farming is a thing - they sell fancy chicken huts at Williams-Sonoma.
Probably has some fancy breed of chickens, not regular hick chicks
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: NoahBawdy at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (DeYoP)
I mean, as a love interest, sure, but a pet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016
****
Me.
Stop looking at me like that.
I hate them though. A big mistake. They are disgusting animals and almost made me hate eggs. All they do is eat and produce profuse amounts of crap.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (6IPEM)
Urban farming is a thing - they sell fancy chicken huts at Williams-Sonoma.
Probably has some fancy breed of chickens, not regular hick chicks
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)
And I bet you can get yourself a sweet subsidy too.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (6niOZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (6IPEM)
Fun fact. Birds are gross.
Write that down.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (75WaT)
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from her life, Hillary is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (UHgh+)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (6IPEM)
Chickens are Democrats?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nate Silver, Chickenfucker at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (QQ+il)
Have you heard of the dish often referred to as "Hot Chicken"?
It's not a sexual position, but rather a super spicy version of deep fried chicken, usually noticeably red in appearance.
Just heard about it, never tried it. Sounds amazing.
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hillary McClinton at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (suO/a)
How does that even work. If you keep making trouble, I'm gonna send my pencil-necked goon to straighten you out.
You can't just go changing time honored phrases. Goons have thick necks, the better to flex as they rip you a new one. Geeks are the pencil-necked ones. You don't want to see what a goon does to the pencil neck of a geek.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: F. Leghorn at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (Tyii7)
I'd call him a buttered-up gaping asshole, but that'd be an insult to Hope Solo.
Who I'd definitely do.
Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (V1M8q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (8eVay)
Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (R8tbw)
Posted by: F. Leghorn at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Officer Farva at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (xeeHA)
Did she face plant in the street?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Some Guy What has Never Posted Here Before at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (xJa6I)
Probably has some fancy breed of chickens, not regular hick chicks
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (NOIQH)
Interesting. The liberal shitheads who bought our old house talked about raising chickens. I smiled and nodded, all the while checking to see if their payment had yet cleared escrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (SRKgf)
It's not a sexual position, but rather a super spicy version of deep fried chicken, usually noticeably red in appearance.
Just heard about it, never tried it. Sounds amazing.
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (q177U)
I made Hot Rats.
Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (MiBfH)
Fried, with mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (iLoHX)
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Nope. She's way too old. Stewing hen.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (92kX2)
Grilled chicken tacos with cilantro and lime
20 clove garlic chicken
Jamie Oliver's chicken braised in milk
chicken and dumplings
chicken pot stickers with spicy vinegar hot sauce
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (q177U)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 04:57 PM (6IPEM)
Fun fact. Birds are gross.
Write that down.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 04:58 PM (xeeHA)
Chickens are nasty. If you ever are tempted to raise a " quirky" fowl, go with Guinea Hens.
Strange critters.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (hMqvx)
Eh, they're dumb as a bag of hammers, but they're cute and fun. I had four barred rock hens at my old house. When they were still little, I could crouch down and spread my arms and yell to me, my chickens! and they'd flutter up and perch on my arms. Make a few extra pancakes on a cold morning and toss them out in their run, watch them go nuts. They didn't live in the house or wear diapers or anything, but they're fun to keep if you've got room in the yard. Fresh eggs are amazing, and raccoon peril notwithstanding, they're pretty easy to keep too.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (hOptz)
Posted by: Hillary McClinton at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (aZq03)
++++
Actually, I think you are the dead chicken in the story.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (R+30W)
Between this and the "advice for dating someone who works at a funeral home" thread, my family is going to think I'm insane. I've been laughing all day.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 04:55 PM (sBOL1)
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I had lunch with a buddy and read some of the "dating advice for funeral parlor" comments to him.
We got some strange looked because he was laughing so loudly.....
The best part, as we parted ways, he said, " Those people don't know where you live, do they?"
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (Rrcz/)
Posted by: Nate Silver at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (eXSOZ)
Strange, because she actually is an ox.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Hell yeah. Southern Democrats.
Foghorn Leghorn, anyone?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (UHgh+)
As I do I'll see a dramatic view of the angled lit spire of the Chrysler Building etched against the NYC night sky.
I'll enjoy this because I'm a faggy liberal, so I'm told
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)
Fried, with mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (iLoHX)
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Nope. She's way too old. Stewing hen.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (sBOL1)
Word. Have to crockpot that old bird.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (wPiJc)
Strange critters.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (d6TTt)
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My father's side of the family were all farmers and got their start with turkeys.
Eff turkeys. Eff them, in the b.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (xeeHA)
I'll enjoy this because I'm a faggy liberal, so I'm told
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (SIY7D)
No, you just like whorish buildings. Like french trollops standing on street corners.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (92kX2)
>> of watching this story.
Win.
Whenever I even think about competing with Muldoon I need to cut down on my alcohol consumption.
Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (TppKb)
What type of medication must you be taking to be tempted to raise a "quirky fowl" anyway?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (SRKgf)
raising chickens. I smiled and nodded, all the while checking to see if
their payment had yet cleared escrow.
Actress Debra Mazaar has chickens - she's married to an Italian chef and they have a cooking show (which isn't that bad...). Of course they had a segment where she was interviewing pet-sitters for them when the family went to Italy (*eye-roll*).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (NOIQH)
Or the Humungus. He seems like a reasonable man.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:02 PM (tOcW/)
Don't let it put you in a fowl mood, Fenelon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 09, 2016 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (sBOL1)
Word. Have to crockpot that old bird.
Posted by: tubal
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Coq au vin.
Posted by: Hillary the chicken - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (wPiJc)
She's been really down since then.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (xeeHA)
Also plumping up nicely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (SRKgf)
Skin chicken drumsticks before you marinate them.
The meat really soaks up the flavor and the meat forms a really appealing exterior crunch when grilled.
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (8eVay)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (d6TTt)
She's definitely stewed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (hMqvx)
Who I'd definitely do.
Whew, that's a relief. I figured that after you saw my less-than-aesthetic nether regions it was a no-go.
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (QQ+il)
Or the Humungus. He seems like a reasonable man.
***
You want Bane.
You'll settle for Humungus
You'll get GWAR
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: SMOD 16 at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (vZ9Fw)
When you find youself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Hillary Chicken! (puk ack!)
Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)
She will drink her super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And she will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Hillary Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Hillary Chicken! (puk ack!)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:05 PM (8ZskC)
That chicken had charisma, I tell you! Really had that folksy charisma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (wPiJc)
The meat really soaks up the flavor and the meat forms a really appealing exterior crunch when grilled.
Posted by: Max Power
Better, lollypop style with a dry rub under the skin.
Plus you can remove that damned pin bone. They fry up wonderfully.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (6Ll1u)
Because they don't cluck, dago wop wop wop?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (92kX2)
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That chicken ain't NO WAYS TURRED.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (hMqvx)
And it's fun to watch them run around after their head has been cut off.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM (Tyii7)
Nothing that a 3" to 1/2" reducing bushing wouldn't fix.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (MiBfH)
You'll settle for Humungus
You'll get GWAR
No matter which way it goes, it'll be entertaining.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (YEelc)
Because after the reounts she was still hoping she could do some eggsecutive orders
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (8ZskC)
FuckYea!
THE SALAMINIZER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfBYIrQ_bik
'I should give a shit, but I don't give a fuck'
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (wPiJc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjNeonBMT4
McAuliffe was being interview by The Atlantic.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Chicken Pet Sitter at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (tOcW/)
Oof.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (xeeHA)
Eff turkeys. Eff them, in the b.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM
*****
Really? That's disappointing. Turkeys seem like cool birds. Probably just giant, fatter versions of chickens.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: NoahBawdy at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (DeYoP)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:08 PM (tOcW/)
Now that's just ova the top.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
oh, and Giuliani removed himself from contention for any cabinet positions ... talked with Cavuto. Will be available to advise. Conway also seems to want to be a Mom, but will still advise, hopefully a lot.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (pS/eA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (UHgh+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (aL3pd)
What, did my insurance company expect me to fuck half a chicken?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (6IPEM)
They have remove part of their beak or they'll peck each other/themselves to death. They can drown in the rain by looking up.
Mind you, these are the domesticated turkeys and have had every brain cell bred right out of them over the years. YMMV on wild turkeys, though I suspect those are mean and big enough to make that matter.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (6IPEM)
They are much more stupid than chickens. Allegedly they will drown in a rainstorm, from standing outsude, looking up with their beaks open.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (MiBfH)
I am sure McWhatever thought!!11!! "Omen!!"" Oh, noes!!!
My first thought was bwahahaha. I am sure the Hag's first thought was: "Dam that m***er f**ker, Terry!"
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (fq4ih)
When Mama Basura and that guy she married played at being ranchers, they raised turkeys. Stupidest animals I've ever met, and I was in the Army.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (YEelc)
Turkeys are dumber than a democrat. They'll drown in a rain by standing there and looking up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (UD0Gq)
You never saw the reporterette being terrorized by turkeys.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (qUNWi)
Because that's where they parked the car with the recount ballots.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (hOptz)
Bastards.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2016 05:00 PM (4e+hS)
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They put fluoride in the chicken's water !!!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Hank at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (diddN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM
*****
That is an undertstable reading considering pervasive use of The Chicken sock here
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (6IPEM)
Strange critters.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:01 PM (d6TTt)
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My father's side of the family were all farmers and got their start with turkeys.
Eff turkeys. Eff them, in the b.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (xeeHA)
I don't think that they have a b. The have a c. But that stands for cloaca.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (WOqy/)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (pS/eA)
I assure you Giuliani didn't "remove" himself from contention for cabinet positions....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (UHgh+)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 09, 2016 05:07 PM (Jcg9
Isn't that a trip! I always had the head pulling off job when I was a kid. We didn't cut them off, but laid them on the ground with a broom stick over their necks. And give their feet a yank.
They run for a while.
What? Well you had to be there I guess.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:09 PM (6IPEM)
Ben Franklin liked them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (92kX2)
I could take a turkey. They have bigger glass jaws than kangaroos
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (xeeHA)
Actually, wild turkeys aren't all that big, and they're much skinnier than domestic ones. They can run/fly a bit (say, 50 yards or so). We used to have them cross through our (semirural) yard when we lived in the Midwest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Joshua, who will never lose at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (6gk0M)
Choked to death on cheese pizza.
Posted by: wooga at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (CNT6C)
Then within weeks the same morons sue actual farmer-neighbors because... dust, noise and farm-like behaviors at all hours.
Posted by: 13times at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Fake Gnus at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM (rJEUr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Buffalo Wings at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM
Turkeys are dumber than a democrat. They'll drown in a rain by standing there and looking up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 05:11 PM (Z7b/F)
******
Haha. I love it when this happens.
I'm easy to please.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM (6IPEM)
And name their DC mansion "Whitehaven."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (NOIQH)
I think you mean #CluckLivesMatter.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Pro top: don't start a conversation with cthulhu about clocks and/or refrigerators at 3AM.
But, he says Hello.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Buffalo Wings at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM (QQ+il)
What about the hot sauce, butter and blue cheese?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:15 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:13 PM (SRKgf)
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They are all over Wisconsin now. I see them dead on the side of the road often. You are right that they are smaller than domestic turkeys, but I imagine a riled up wild turkey could do some damage with those monster claws.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:06 PM
*****
That is an undertstable reading considering pervasive use of The Chicken sock here
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:12 PM (6IPEM)
I thought they were using the chicken in lieu of a sock.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: Cantankerous at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (326rv)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (TOk1P)
Wasn't there a whole liberal town that was being terrorized by a flock of wild turkeys?
Boston, suburb thereof.
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: A D&D nerd with cheeto'ed fingers at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
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Yeah, I think Foxboro, Commiechusetts. Probably not a gun in town.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA)
Eff turkeys. Eff them, in the b.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:03 PM (xeeHA)
We get our revenge on Thanksgiving.
Tasty, tasty revenge.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (P8951)
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: Cantankerous at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (326rv)
Leave Chelsea out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (SRKgf)
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: Cantankerous at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (326rv)
I do not remember a horse named Fat Assed Bitch...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (92kX2)
They are a lot different than domestic meat on feet turkeys.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (d6TTt)
But, he says Hello.
Heh. I was surprised I didn't get a text over that comment. Sorry if he started talking clocks and how to build them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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I would go with the back half. Just sayin'
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:19 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:19 PM (6IPEM)
It's just a rural legend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
Still. It's chicken-relevant.
Posted by: Cantankerous at December 09, 2016 05:20 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
This is encouraging. If they're terrorized by wild turkeys, just imagine how they'd react if a shitload of Texans with rifles showed up.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:20 PM (P8951)
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: Cantankerous at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (326rv)
Famous rock climber Sir Elrond Hillary had to be put down when he ran out of jujubes while attempting to climb Mt. Washington.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:20 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:19 PM (6IPEM)
Nope, pretty much true. For tame turkeys.
Breed out the brains, for the sake of big breasts.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (d6TTt)
They are a lot different than domestic meat on feet turkeys.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:18 PM (d6TTt)
Wild turkeys are expanding their range. A few years ago, I saw a flock of them at the Kingsgate border crossing on Hwy. 93 between British Columbia and Idaho. And they have been sighted in southern Alberta, too. Possums and raccoons also are expanding their range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
It speaks to the truth of how jaw-droppingly stupid turkeys are, though. If ignorance is bliss, turkeys must be euphoric all the time.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (xeeHA)
Sounds like a political career.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (d6TTt)
There's a pitch that's low and slow, Morons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (8ZskC)
-Posted by: A D&D nerd with cheeto'ed fingers at December 09, 2016 05:17 PM (eXSOZ)
Enjoy the gloves and sword, dick.
Posted by: The Council of Six at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:19 PM (6IPEM)
Turkeys are nasty, evil birds, even if this isn't true I'm going to choose to believe it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (8ZskC)
I was going to mention how turkeys react to loud noises by panicking and trampling each other but then I realized humans do that all the time.
Breed out the brains. Check. Bigger boobs? Check.
Maybe humans are even stupider than turkeys.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:23 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:23 PM (QQ+il)
Breed out the brains, for the sake of big breasts.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (d6TTt)
Slow floater alert: right over the plate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:23 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM
*****
Hahaha. You're funny
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Max Power
Alton Brown gives gooses the thumbs down; too much work for something with marginal flavor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (q177U)
It's great if you like all... I'm not even going to do this.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (Tyii7)
Wild turkeys are expanding their range. A few years ago, I saw a flock of them at the Kingsgate border crossing on Hwy. 93 between British Columbia and Idaho. And they have been sighted in southern Alberta, too. Possums and raccoons also are expanding their range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (MiBfH)
You always know when turkeys are expanding their territory, because there is a subsequent rise in prostitution, liquor store holdups, and teenage pregnancies in the area.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (Tyii7)
Breed out the brains, for the sake of big breasts.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (d6TTt)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Megan McCain at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (TOk1P)
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That's just the bad eggs.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 05:24 PM (1G5R
I have had roast goose, and it is yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (q177U)
Goose is still popular during the holidays for the theater crowd and sailors on shore leave.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 05:26 PM (TOk1P)
"When Gotham is ashes...then you have my permission to lift, brah."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2016 05:26 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (P8951)
Also with guys who carry J. Crew Messenger Bags.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (8ZskC)
There once was a hen from Nantucket
On election night she just said, "Pluck it!"
The last time that I looked
I knew Hilly's goose was cooked
You can find her in a Family Value Bucket
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Max Power
*****
I made a traditional English Christmas dinner one year. Worst Christmas Dinner Ever. The goose was the worst. Figgy Pudding is total crap too. The only good part of the meal was the Yorkshire pudding.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: washrivergal
Have you seen my pictures?
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (MiBfH)
I crockpot goose, and make stew.
It's pretty flavorful, but can get dry. Might try brining one sometime.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Heh. His battery is probably still recovering. I think I went through two overnight...
You came up in conversation at one point. As did a few others here.
It's all a blur at the moment. I'm still 1/2 hungover & 1/2 asleep...
Free the fuckin' Cthulhu, CBD. Or ace
Or whoever has the keys.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (CFc5L)
NBC's Fake News King Brian Williams Launches Crusade Against 'Fake News'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (1G5R8)
I am literally choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (6IPEM)
Never ceases to amaze me that they can make such tasty little buns from those yappy little dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 05:22 PM (q177U)
Too much fat.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2016 05:29 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Barney F at December 09, 2016 05:29 PM (4acWK)
Posted by: JoeF
probably right, but that is how he put it. He only wanted SoS, Trump probably wanted him to exit graciously. Glad he didn't give Rudy the job just based on obligation.
I'm hoping for Rohrabacher I guess, but Kobach really needs to be on the team somewhere, for border security and immigration/deportation law.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2016 05:30 PM (pS/eA)
Christmas goose FTW. Nobody could touch my grandmother's roast goose. Fantastic.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 05:30 PM (hOptz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2016 05:30 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Maverick at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (UD0Gq)
I have had roast goose, and it is yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:25 PM (MiBfH)
There's a Serbian restaurant here that serves very good roast goose...
Although I said i prefer duck to goose, I prefer goose on my plate to goose shitting all over the sidewalks in the park.
I blame Canada for them too.
Why don't they just stay up there with you guys instead of flying down here and being obnoxious?Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (P8951)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
So, they're democrats?
Posted by: Aviator at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:28 PM (MiBfH)
They sell Yorkie like Cornish Game Hens, two to a package, cause small.
Oh, I had a neighbor once who lost a Yorkie to a bird of prey.
We live on a lake.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Zombie George Patton at December 09, 2016 05:32 PM (Tyii7)
http://tinyurl.com/gmwqdxq
From Instapundit. I wish they would just get to business. I am tired of hearing them bitch, even at each other.
It's a reason link, so watch out for the contact high.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (92kX2)
And Hillary the FAB will never be President of the USA.
Damn, talk about a win-win.
Posted by: ourcountryisscrewed@gmail.com at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (jxbfJ)
I have no use for them.
Posted by: The Council of Six at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)
"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 09, 2016 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Pheasants are good; quail are even better.
The only problem I have with them is that the last time a friend made a game bird stew I damn near cracked a filling because I bit into some shot that was still in the bird.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ourcountryisscrewed@gmail.com at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)
I live on the water, and had to put up a goose fence to keep the bastards out.
So they went to the neighbors yard.
Next week, HE had a goose fence. And so on, down the line.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (d6TTt)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/367291.php
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Council of Six at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (6gk0M)
Is there a reason they exclusively shit on sidewalks and parking lots? Is the grass not good enough for their disgusting green shit?
I sure do hate those geese.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: ourcountryisscrewed@gmail.com at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)
Watch out for the colostomy bag too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (S4vXM)
Ace featured that story in an earlier thread today.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (P8951)
You came up in conversation at one point. As did a few others here.
It's all a blur at the moment. I'm still 1/2 hungover 1/2 asleep...
I was mentioned? Well, it's good to know he still knows how to swear.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (YEelc)
I have no use for them.
Posted by: The Council of Six at December 09, 2016 05:33 PM (6gk0M)
Maybe you have gotten them after they have flown a thousand miles from their summering grounds. When we hunt them here in Canada, they are nice and plump, all set for the long flight South.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (MiBfH)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/367291.php
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
Doh, my apologies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (UD0Gq)
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What's a goose fence? Like chicken wire? I can't picture this, to keep them out of your yard.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Afroman at December 09, 2016 05:37 PM (DIbNC)
Those are the good eating birds.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (UD0Gq)
Quail are excellent. My favorite game bird.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:37 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 05:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:35 PM (MiBfH) "
Can't you guys take care of them before they come down here and crap everywhere? Just tell other Canadians that it was a goose that traded Gretzky to the Kings - that should fire them up.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2016 05:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (92kX2)
I'm pretty sure the style guide says not to read the posts so you're probably fine.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:38 PM (xeeHA)
Sure enough I was right. I liked that song back in the day.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 09, 2016 05:38 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 09, 2016 05:38 PM (kumBu)
Wish we could, be legally we can't. They haz treaty rights: Migratory Game Bird Treaty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:39 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2016 05:10 PM (pS/eA)
I'd be happy to help with that.
We are talking about KellyAnne, right?
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 09, 2016 05:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Except for Ouzo. Gak. Licorice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:39 PM (92kX2)
They shit on the porch and terrorized the neighborhood kids, but they were actually very polite aboot it.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (WssnW)
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2016 05:14 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Dr. Lecter at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: A Canada Goose at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 05:36 PM (CFc5L)
I get metal fence posts, with the v on the bottom. Drive them in until the v is buried. Space them say 10 feet apart. Take weed trimmer monofilament and run it between the posts, double strand about a foot between the lines.
They will not cross the fence for any reason, nor will they land inside it.
Cheap and easy.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (d6TTt)
From reading the British press, I get the idea that nowadays most Brits eat turkey on Christmas, not goose.
That seems odd to me because I of course associate turkey with a different holiday.
We usually have tenderloin on Christmas.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: A Canada Goose at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Geese can be like a feathered plague of locust. Except they shit instead of eat everything. Considering the amount of crap, you'd think they WOULD eat everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:41 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:41 PM (5sOEp)
There once was a hen from Nantucket
On election night she just said, "Pluck it!"
The last time that I looked
I knew Hilly's goose was cooked
You can find her in a Family Value Bucket
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:27 PM (wPiJc)
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Ah. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2016 05:42 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (P8951)
Ours has always been ham for Christmas (with a turkey every couple years.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:42 PM (92kX2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLVQylARRQ
Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2016 05:42 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Afroman at December 09, 2016 05:42 PM (DIbNC)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 05:43 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:41 PM (5sOEp)
And the bastards are protected, by the Migratory Waterfowl Act.
Thanks, Washington.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:43 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: E.T. at December 09, 2016 05:44 PM (9n0dl)
Maybe if you spread the rumor that they all voted for Harper in the last election, Trudeau will find a way to jail them.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:44 PM (P8951)
+++
Ah. Thank you for explaining. Interesting.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 05:44 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:41 PM (5sOEp)
Many cities have "resident" populations of Canada geese, and other migratory birds, because the urban heat island assures some open water, and feed, somewhere. So much for migration being an immutable characteristic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:44 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:40 PM (P8951)
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I know this make me declasse, but I don't like tenderloin. There's no fat! I always make a standing rib roast, Yorkshire pudding, and asparagus. Stuffed mushrooms for the appetizer. I think this year I'll try making escargot. They had some at Costco
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)
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Last time we went peasant hunting Missus Muldoon wanted to make Serf and Turf.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2016 05:45 PM (wPiJc)
To do otherwise would be gooseophobic.
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at December 09, 2016 05:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 09, 2016 05:46 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2016 05:21 PM (d6TTt)
Clearly somebody has already tried this experiment on human females.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 09, 2016 05:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yep.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 05:47 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)
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Slugs? For Christmas? And here I thought blood pudding was bad.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 09, 2016 05:47 PM (dFi94)
Sounds great, L'Elle. Let me know how the escargot goes. I've only had them in restaurants, never prepared them at home.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:47 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:48 PM (5sOEp)
Turkey and ham on Thanksgiving. Goose for Christmas, and prime rib for New Years.
Hillary every other week.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 05:48 PM (hOptz)
Posted by: Mother Goose at December 09, 2016 05:48 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 09, 2016 05:48 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:47 PM (P8951)
Escargot slowly. They're snails, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2016 05:49 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 05:50 PM (92kX2)
Lots of butter, garlic and wine, grammie and they taste delicious. Of course just about anything cooked in butter, garlic and wine tastes delicious....
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 09, 2016 05:50 PM (P8951)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 05:50 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 09, 2016 05:48 PM (dFi94)
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Don't I know it!
Posted by: Vlad D at December 09, 2016 05:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:51 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 05:41 PM (5sOEp)
And the bastards are protected, by the Migratory Waterfowl Act.
Thanks, Washington.
Posted by: tubal
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Haven't I read that some communities get an exemption and get to kill the geese? They can get to be a serious nuisance.
I think it's even been implemented here locally. I'm in a zone that is naturally on migratory path for tons of species - a birders paradise, really.
But everyone I know hates geese with a passion.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 09, 2016 05:51 PM (WssnW)
Posted by: ourcountryisscrewed@gmail.com at December 09, 2016 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)
So you've met my ex wife.....
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 09, 2016 05:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: PJ at December 09, 2016 06:00 PM (Rwy1k)
Posted by: Zombie George Patton at December 09, 2016 05:32 PM (Tyii7)
"Put a sock in it Boy, or you'll be outta here like shit thru a goose!"
Posted by: Zombie Dean Wormer at December 09, 2016 06:10 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 09, 2016 06:34 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at December 09, 2016 06:49 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Arnie Fufkin at December 09, 2016 08:13 PM (JUHfN)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at December 09, 2016 09:10 PM (jkztu)
Posted by: micky at December 09, 2016 11:01 PM (o5vMc)
Isn't it shocking how much pets have pkayed a role in our recent history?
My Pet Goat in 2001 and my pet chicken Hillary in 2016. When will pet spiders weigh in with their contribution?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 03:43 AM (CyCaV)
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