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Australia Has Refused Entry to 1600-2500 Migrants, Many from Terrorism-Prone Countries, Denying Them Refugee Status;
So Obama, Naturally, Is Going to Take a "Classified" Number of Them Into the US

Um, why?

And what power does he have to do this?

These are people Australia has decided do not warrant refugee status (or what our law would consider asylum). Therefore they have no right to move to Australia. But for a variety of reasons, Australia cannot, or does not want to, send them back, and the "refugees" won't accept offers of resettlement in New Guinea or Cambodia because they’re holding out for a First World country...

Most are from Iran, with smaller numbers from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, and elsewhere. I can see why Australia would want this deal; it costs Oz taxpayers $2 billion to run the two island detention facilities and closing them down would rid the government of the headache. But if Australia doesn’t consider them refugees, why should we take them?

... The chairman of the House and Senate Judiciary Committees, Bob Goodlatte and Chuck Grassley, also want to know why we're doing this, and they wrote to the secretaries of State and Homeland Security asking for details on the secret agreement to bring the illegal aliens here. When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such "refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told the number was "classified."

Some have noted that when a corporation hands out a big check to a charity, it's the shareholders who actually foot the bill, but it's the CEO who attends the Awards Ceremony and gets toasted by the swells for his generosity.

Liberalism seems to be pretty much built on that type of stolen valor: Obama gets feted for his progressive tears, but it's ordinary Americans who will wind up footing the bill for this.

Mark Krikorian reminds us that the OSU jihadist was a Somali previously settled in Pakistan before being granted refugee status in America.


Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM




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1 Foist again?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 01:43 PM (78faH)

2 His power is the silence from the right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (2PHKP)

3 Putting the over/under for that "classified" number at 3000

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (KUaJL)

4 Affirmative Action Has Consequences

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (UD0Gq)

5 ShitMidas will torch the place on his way out.

He really hates this country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

6 Can someone just tell the JEF to go f*** himself?

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (8ikIW)

7 Gosh, if only Congress had a way to check the President.

Posted by: SH at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (gmeXX)

8 Obama's records are classified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (IqV8l)

9 Corgis called. Put every one of the refugees within one mile of the White House.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (78faH)

10 Aussie Friends, I beg of you. Do nothing before January 20th.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (0F67M)

11 Obama's March to the Sea.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (2PHKP)

12 Obama is a traitor-simple as that and when Trump gets on board and these terrorists do really bad things Obama washes his hands,"Not my fault!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (tOcW/)

13 When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such "refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told the number was "classified."

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How many jobs are going to be cut at State?

Its classified.

Posted by: SH at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (gmeXX)

14
And by classified he means all.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (493sH)

15 He is one nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

16 His power is the silence from the right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (2PHKP)




Whoa. Mind.Blown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (0F67M)

17
Barry is going to keep his fvck you to America going right up until Trump is sworn in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (493sH)

18 It's not like they haven't been vetted. Of course they failed the vetting, but don't say they weren't vetted.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (kfcYC)

19 When can we get the Uyghurs back? Because I'd rather have the Uyghurs.

There was not much funnier than Mark Steyn hammering the word "Uyghurs" into a comedy routine on radio.

Posted by: Some Guy What has Never Posted Here Before at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (6gk0M)

20 look the progressives only have one enemy they state clearly, it is us, the deplorables . I doubt those being snuck into America from terrorist countries vote republican.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (R7cwD)

21 And what power does he have to do this?


I won.


Doesn't that mean that Trump, who was elected President instead of Hillary Clinton who will never be President, can turn around and say yeah, no, gtfo?

You know, I am hopeful that the notion of the unitary executive will be annihilated Because Trump. Because dork that theory. Dork it right in the squeakhole.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

22 The Aussies get it. Let's emulate them instead of the Euros.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

23 What a cock sucking pos

Posted by: Mr pink at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (+TUFU)

24 Obama can just use the argument that these people were just peaceful religious folk but upon arriving here, they were outraged at President Trump and driven to express themselves in somewhat violent ways - but don't blame them because that's their culture.

Sound about right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (2PHKP)

25 His power is the silence from the right.




It's not silence when they are in on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (784ZQ)

26 The SH plan would be to haul John Kerry in front of Congress and ask him how many. If he says classified, immediately impeach him.

Posted by: SH at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (gmeXX)

27

We can't let them get asylum in a First World nation! We must save them from the SJW shame of having First World Problems!!

Posted by: Citizen of Dumbfuckistan at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (jkmtt)

28 ...friends, you've nothing to fear of these gentle people who simply yearn for our freedoms...

Posted by: Juan McCain at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (wcSGs)

29 Do they come with their own machetes or do we have to pay for those too?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (xeeHA)

30 Because Obama hates us

Really, he does, and it's about time the rest of the country finally acknowledges this.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (NOIQH)

31 Australia also arrested prolife activist Troy Newman and then billed him $15k for his stay in the slammer.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (3GI+s)

32 I really do think the refugee issue was the sleeper policy that tilted it to Trump.

What's amazing/sad is I would wager had Trump not been in the race, none of the Republicans would have dared bring it up because "racism".

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (tcUhm)

33 I figure "Classified" means all of them.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (r/0kC)

34 The power of the phone and the pen.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (/tuJf)

35 Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who raped who.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

36

Liberalism seems to be pretty much built on that type of stolen valor:
Obama gets feted for his progressive tears, but it's ordinary Americans
who will wind up footing the bill for this.





I read the other day that out of Obama's tens of thousands of precious wartorn 30 something year old Muslim male refugees, there have been like 3 settled in DC.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (rJnvs)

37 Anytime this administration uses the terms "secret deals" and "classified" it means that the American people take it in the shorts once again.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

38 Jan. 21: Trump rescinds this order, and they all go back where they came from. (Hey, I can dream.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (hZtMJ)

39 so are these the actual women and children we expected?

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (R7cwD)

40 I figure "Classified" means all of them.



"Classified" means "you don't want to know".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (784ZQ)

41 And where will these lovelies be placed - DC? San Francisco? Chappaqua?

No. Red states with GOP governors as one of his final FU's to us.
Because he can.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH)

42 So, short of like whacking him on the head with a 2x4, how do you stop the Community Organizer from this nonsense?

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (TppKb)

43 Because dork that theory. Dork it right in the squeakhole.

"Anal lube!"

(Loosely translated from the original Greek:

"Come and dork them!")

Posted by: King Leonidas at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (87y4e)

44 Because Barry's Buddy Bill Ayers said that 25 Million+ people need to die, and he needs to import Jihadis into the country to make that happen.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (9TK8E)

45 Hardest Hit : America's Goats

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (UD0Gq)

46 What's the one word summation of the Obama Doctrine? Secret.

Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (yPxXc)

47 so are these the actual women and children we expected?

-------------

Think of the targeted demographic by TV producers.

Posted by: SH at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (gmeXX)

48 Most transparent administration in history. Transparently anti-American.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (8eVay)

49 If Republicans were smart, they would make it mandatory for all refugees from here on out be required to be settled in DC.

Then you would see some alternatives being proposed the next time some humanitarian crisis occurs.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (tcUhm)

50 they might only be freedom fighters fighting to get to freedom.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (R7cwD)

51 These people were Severely Vetted (TH) by Australia and determined to be American refugees, not Aussie.

Posted by: MTF at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (sCBEO)

52 >> The SH plan would be to haul John Kerry in front of
>> Congress and ask him how many. If he says
>> classified, immediately impeach him.

Well, yes, that'd be the rule-of-law approach.

But it might clarify his opinion if he saw the guillotine being set up out front on his way in.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (TppKb)

53 Settle them next door to his new digs. His other neighbors will love him for it.

Posted by: Hank at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (diddN)

54 OT:

Ace, regular weekend movie thread?

I volunteer to run it.

Thoughts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (kisKf)

55 >>
I figure "Classified" means all of them.



Classified means it's really 10,000, or maybe 15,000, or, hey, why bother saying because we're deleting the records of this as we walk out the door?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH)

56 what has this unwashed ass done that's anything less than the beast has. time for both these lawless fucks to be indicted. are we a country of laws or not?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (KP5rU)

57 Hey, something could happen to that ship on its way here. The ocean is a very big and often dangerous place. That would be a "shame".

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (kKHcp)

58 People often said one of Trump's greatest traits is his love for his country.

One of the lessons we're learning everywhere, all the time these days, is how much damage can be done by citizens who don't. Including and especially the guy who gets elected President.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2016 01:51 PM (TOk1P)

59 so are these the actual women and children we expected?
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:50 PM (R7cwD)



If by "women and children" you mean angry unmarried indoctrinated males of military age, then yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:52 PM (8ZskC)

60 bring us your poor, your murderous, your rejected from australia

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:52 PM (R7cwD)

61 19 When can we get the Uyghurs back? Because I'd rather have the Uyghurs.

There was not much funnier than Mark Steyn hammering the word "Uyghurs" into a comedy routine on radio.

Posted by: Some Guy What has Never Posted Here Before at December 09, 2016 01:47 PM (6gk0M)


The first two things I think of when I hear "Mark Steyn" are STILL "Uyghurs" and "Waziristan".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (9TK8E)

62 The JEF is trolling us hard and fast.

Remember, he told us we "can absorb more attacks."

What a POS the mincing ponce is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (PY9jH)

63 5 ShitMidas will torch the place on his way out.

He really hates this country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

Yes. if he could set oil fields on fire too he'd love it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (AGr9E)

64 It's who we are, you bitter clingers.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (qJhUV)

65 so haven't all the numbers of those being allowed into the country classified numbers? and classified cities? and classified welfare recipients?

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (R7cwD)

66 Put them on the southside of Chicago. They'll beg to go back to their 3rd world hellhole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (493sH)

67 >> These people were Severely Vetted (TH) by
>> Australia and determined to be American refugees,
>> not Aussie.

If I were Trump I'd be on the horn to PM Turncoat and suggesting that if this deal goes through Australian products are going to spend a lot of time rotting on the docks next year.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (TppKb)

68 movie thread... Thoughts?

It stinks!

Posted by: The Critic at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (CNT6C)

69 Hey, something could happen to that ship on its way here. The ocean is a very big and often dangerous place. That would be a "shame".




Fly them here on Malaysia Airlines.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (784ZQ)

70 You know Michele is going to leave Upper Deckers in ALL the WH toilets.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (UD0Gq)

71 As long as they stay in California. After all they are totes ready to break away.
Calistan?

Posted by: Superman at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (vBH2i)

72 These refugees just want to peacefully rape women and play with explosives.

Why do you racist assholes want to stop them from their guaranteed pursuit of happiness?

UnAmerican!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (2PHKP)

73 We need to shut down the whole refugee program. There is no reason on this earth why America should be on the hook to accept refugees from anywhere, no matter what their circumstances. We have our own problems and I see no reason why we should be importing problems from elsewhere.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (R+30W)

74 32
I really do think the refugee issue was the sleeper policy that tilted it to Trump.



What's amazing/sad is I would wager had Trump not been in the race,
none of the Republicans would have dared bring it up because "racism".



Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 01:49 PM (tcUhm)

You are correct, but it was bigger than just refugees needing extreme vetting. It was the 11 million illegal aliens in the country. As I've said before, when the voter dropped off her kid at school where the cafeteria line was full of anchor babies and illegal aliens getting free breakfast, drove to the polling place past the Home Depot parking lot full of illegals being hired off the books to do the job her carpenter union member father used to do, and got in to vote on a ballot in four languages, how could she do anything but say, what the hell happened to my country, and vote for Trump? It was all about the wall from June 2015 to November 2016. Everything else was a distraction.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (jK8Z7)

75 >> The first two things I think of when I hear "Mark
>> Steyn" are STILL "Uyghurs" and "Waziristan".

Canaan Banana.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (TppKb)

76 I had thought classified status was saved for intelligence and security issues?

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (R7cwD)

77 There's no way Trump is going to stand still for this. It's another opportunity for him to look like a genius superhero. Who can Australia afford to piss off more--President-Elect "Extreme Vetting" Trump or President "Lame-Duck Lame-Brain" Obama?

Aussie's are crazy but they are not nuts.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (kfcYC)

78 26--- The SH plan would be to haul John Kerry in front of Congress and ask him how many. If he says classified, immediately impeach him.
Posted by: SH at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (gmeXX)
--------------------------
Just like a TV cop show!
Congress sets up hearings, issues a subpoena, gets Kerry's testimony, sets up impeachment proceedings, goes through the House vote, wins impeachment, sets up a trial in the Senate, gets a conviction vote from 2/3 of the Senators, and removes Kerry in disgrace ---- all in one hour, minus commercial time!

(I wish!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (Nox3c)

79 66 Put them on the southside of Chicago. They'll beg to go back to their 3rd world hellhole
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 01:53 PM (493sH)

Reminds of the joke: just the punchline

' I'll never forgive you for bringing us to Detroit'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (8eVay)

80 Hopefully the stabby ones are not being discriminated against.

Posted by: OSU Genders Studies Student at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (GSx8W)

81 I love my new hash.
I'm a sexy cunt!

Posted by: wooga at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (CNT6C)

82 He still has 40 more days to be a pain in the ass. I'm afraid it's going to get worse the closer he gets to being evicted.

Posted by: Hank at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (diddN)

83 >>so haven't all the numbers of those being allowed into the country
classified numbers? and classified cities? and classified welfare
recipients?


Yes. DHS does not inform governors when placing refugees in their states. In fact, Obama liked to mock these governors as "being scared of women and 3 year olds" for having such a concern.


I think it's a safe bet that DHS records will be incomplete so as best to prevent Trump and Kelley from undoing any of this.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

84 When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such
"refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told
the number was "classified."



So, we can find the number on an unsecure server in Chappaqua, NY, right?

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (ar2KI)

85 Australia has two island detention facilities?
OMG GUANFUCKINGTANAMO YOU RACIST BASTAGES!

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 01:56 PM (HgMAr)

86 Lizzy, I suspect you are entirely correct.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:56 PM (R7cwD)

87 >>If by "women and children" you mean angry unmarried indoctrinated males of military age, then yes.

To be fair, in some of those countries they are considered women.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

88 I assume TFG will be moving these innocent yutes into mostly white towns and small cities?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (PY9jH)

89 84
When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such

"refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told

the number was "classified."



So, we can find the number on an unsecure server in Chappaqua, NY, right?


Posted by: pookysgirl at December 09, 2016 01:55 PM (ar2KI)


Or a bathroom closet in Kansas City.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (jK8Z7)

90 It would be neat if Congress made Biden President for a Month by impeaching this scrofulous pus bag.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (GSx8W)

91 I really hope on Jan 21 that President Trump goes out to the south lawn and throws Kerry's medals back over the fence.

Posted by: Superman at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (vBH2i)

92 "And what power does he have to do this?"

That's the 'Giving It To You Good and Hard Clause' of Article HJIV of the Consternation of the Americans.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

93 hey- hey, ho- ho you must let those terrorists go

to the u.s.

srsly they have been rejected yet Obama says yeah we want em?

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (R7cwD)

94 90 It would be neat if Congress made Biden President for a Month by impeaching this scrofulous pus bag.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (GSx8W)

=====================

That's probably the most racist idea ever. Even more so than enslaving a race of people because of the color of their skin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (kisKf)

95 I assume TFG will be moving these innocent yutes into mostly white towns and small cities?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (PY9jH)



Well, those places ARE starved of diversity, and this will put a shitpile of diversity right up their racist white asses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

96 >> That's the 'Giving It To You Good and Hard Clause'
>> of Article HJIV of the Consternation of the
>> Americans.

Bill Ayers' most masterful work.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (TppKb)

97 So what is the law regarding removing refugees?

Is this one of those deals where as soon as they touch our soil, that's it, they can't ever leave?

Also, remember Paul Ryan fully funded settling all of these refugees. And he called our candidate a racists rapist. But deep down, he's totally conservative on the important issues. Like trade.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 01:59 PM (tcUhm)

98 I'm just assuming of course, but if the Aussies rejected them, and we know where they've come from, I'm picturing nothing but military-age males, unburdened by those pesky women and children (who are only needed as something to hide behind in a defensive war).

No first world country should take them.
They come from the turd world, why give them an upgrade simply because they're too stupid lazy or evil to improve where they came from?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 01:59 PM (kKHcp)

99 >>>You know Michele is going to leave Upper Deckers in ALL the WH toilets.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (UD0Gq)

The Samoan bath towel is an underappreciated move.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (NXVJH)

100 Classified?! This is such horseshit. I bet he puts them in a damn hotel in DC just for the inauguration. (Yes, this is sarcasm, but my outrage meter just broke.) Any day now, Republicans, any freakin' day it would be great if you could just do your job.

Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (hJamr)

101 It's an Act of Love.

Please Clap.

Posted by: Jeb at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (gs8be)

102 >> I really hope on Jan 21 that President Trump goes
>> out to the south lawn and throws Kerry's medals
>> back over the fence.

Actually, I'm waiting for the White House Yard Sale of all those official Obama portraits.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (TppKb)

103 So we might expect more workplace violence then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (AGr9E)

104 I really like that idea of settling all of these pseudo-refugees in DC.
And do what the Italian government is doing. Force hoteliers to give them rooms --- and not at some flea-bag motel on the NE line but downtown at the fancy places where the lobbyists stay.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (Nox3c)

105 I assume TFG will be moving these innocent yutes into mostly white towns and small cities?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (PY9jH)


Well, those places ARE starved of diversity, and this will put a shitpile of diversity right up their racist white asses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 01:58 PM (8ZskC)





Well they're eventually going to run out of all of those swell Section 8 housing types to ship out to the burbs to "diversify" them so time to import more "diversity".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (493sH)

106
When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such "refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told the number was "classified."



So all of them.Plus to sweeten the deal Obama will allow their relatives left behind in whatever hell hole they came from migrate here too.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (lKyWE)

107 It's an Act of Love.

Please Clap.
Posted by: Jeb at December 09, 2016 02:00 PM (gs8be)



Fucking Jeb. What ever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

108 >>Actually, I'm waiting for the White House Yard Sale of all those official Obama portraits.


Start w/the one in the US embassy in London.
That is an embarrassment!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

109 When Capitol Hill staffers asked the State Department how many such "refugees" would be resettled here under the secret deal, they were told the number was "classified."

So, knowing how many we have agreed to resettle is damaging to national security?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (tewYv)

110 >> The Samoan bath towel is an underappreciated move.

Never shit in the laundry of someone who controls your Secret Service protection budget.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (TppKb)

111 How about we re-name Antarctica, 'New Mecca' and drop them off there?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (UD0Gq)

112 88 I assume TFG will be moving these innocent yutes into mostly white towns and small cities?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (PY9jH)



Certainly not into whatever neighborhood he is about to move into. And of course his family will be the extent of the melanin content there.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (bMG0w)

113 107, Fucking Jeb. What ever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (8ZskC)
Working on his 2020 campaign.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

114 107
Fucking Jeb. What ever happened to that guy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

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I told this story once here, but I'll give a quick version:

I went to one of Jeb's last campaign stops. He had missed a belt buckle, and I'm pretty sure no one on his campaign noticed, but I sure as hell did.

It was hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (kisKf)

115 Huh, the refugees don't want to live amongst a bunch of 3rd worlders

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (nFwvY)

116 Trump should tweet out that all governemnt workers who are involved with this will be subject to prosecution if every single line of the immigration regulations are not followed scrupulously for each and every individual. He will be checking.

That would slow this crap down to a stop.

If there is one thing the beauracracy knows how to do it is foot drag. We all know that with experience with the IRS, the VA, etc, etc.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (GSx8W)

117 At some point white America is going to have to wake the fuck up to the 'progressive' menace we have allowed to metasticize into a deadly cancer that is eventually going to take us to the abyss.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (+lv+r)

118 Being bombed is the price of freedom.

If you say otherwise you are probably a Russian Secret Agent.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (q177U)

119 This is so clearly wrong in so many ways that it can and should be hung around the necks of the Obamans and the D party. And I know just the right President Elect to do so.

In a related development, a Dutch politician has just been convicted for "inciting discrimination" for asking a crowd at a rally whether more or fewer Moraccans should be let into The Netherlands. Of course the crowd yelled "Fewer .. fewer!" It's expected that his martyrdom for free speech will only boost Geert Wilders vote in the next Dutch election.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (SIY7D)

120 How about we re-name Antarctica, 'New Mecca' and drop them off there?

GFY

Posted by: A Penguin at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (8ZskC)

121 9 Corgis called. Put every one of the refugees within one mile of the White House.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (78faH)


****

Why should Trump have to put up with them? Locate them wherever TFG is going to live with Mooch and the daughters.

And classified, my ass. Classified doesn't mean "I don't want to tell you." It means national security is at risk. While bringing them in threatens national security (by their possible acts and the reaction of the masses if they found out they were moving in near them) - but the actual number has no grounds for classification.

Posted by: Lymond at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (2mv+1)

122 Aussie politicians friendly to America must not allow this to happen. If it does happen, resettle them in sanctuary cities and college campuses.

Posted by: 13times at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (WHVu+)

123 The New Hotness -- Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled terrorists yearning to freely stop us all from breathing.

When a nation founded from a penal colony says no thanks to these guys, that just might be a fucking clue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (oZEJt)

124 Obama's gotta commie until his last day.

Then it's off to the dust bin of history with his sorry ass.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (5VlCp)

125 You want real terror?
Myrna Loy in Mask of Fu Man Chu, on TCM now.
As discussed early this AM.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (H5rtT)

126 So, knowing how many we have agreed to resettle is damaging to national security?

Yes, but resettling them here isn't. I hate these flee bitten scalawags. Just fire the entire State Department.

Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (hJamr)

127 >>The Samoan bath towel is an underappreciated move.


Nobody would fall for that.

It would look like Ace sleeping in a Terry Cloth Hammock.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (UD0Gq)

128 Huh, the refugees don't want to live amongst a bunch of 3rd worlders
Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (nFwvY)


It's no fun blowing up people who have nothing to live for.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2016 02:04 PM (jkmtt)

129 A real problem is that the bill for this service may well include a measure of American blood in addition to the money that will be required.

Posted by: RM at December 09, 2016 02:04 PM (U3LtS)

130 Fucking Jeb. What ever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:01 PM (8ZskC)



Sitting by the phone waiting for Trump to call

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:04 PM (493sH)

131 Hello Malcolm? Can't you just put them in the outback with no water? They're used to the desert. Anyway, maybe the Abbos will get 'em.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 09, 2016 02:04 PM (HgMAr)

132 I'd rather Trump send some tweets out about stopping this than worrying about an overpriced Boeing jet.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:04 PM (tcUhm)

133 98---No first world country should take them.
They come from the turd world, why give them an upgrade simply because they're too stupid lazy or evil to improve where they came from?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 01:59 PM (kKHcp)
---------------------------
Good Lord, man, you are heartless!
They have suffered such trauma that what you call a "first-world" country is not good enough for them.
They should have nothing but the best --- Cuba!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (Nox3c)

134 why?

he hates this country and wants to flood us with 3rd world savages to change the country. duh.

These "refugees" belong on their side of the globe. make the saudis take them.

oh right, the sauds are probably funding western politicians who will let in these invaders.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (Lu7X4)

135 Yes. DHS does not inform governors when placing refugees in their states. In fact, Obama liked to mock these governors as "being scared of women and 3 year olds" for having such a concern.

I think it's a safe bet that DHS records will be incomplete so as best to prevent Trump and Kelley from undoing any of this.




Easiest way to get rid of them? Since we don't know where they are, turn off ALL EBT cards until we find them or they are brought to us.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (784ZQ)

136 Don't worry, they won't get off the airplane and start stabbing or shooting us infidels immediately.

It took the OSU stabber a few years.
It took the St. Cloud Crossroads Mall stabber about ten years.
The San Bernadino shooters, one was born here?, one immigrated over a year before.
Flash Bang and Speedbump Tsarnev were in the US for years.

These people will disperse and infiltrate the nation, and if and when they do attack, their origins will be obscured.

My bet is that they will wait long enough that their attacks will be blamed on President Trump. (The attacks will always be blamed on President Trump! Even if they attack next week.)

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (Rtl0g)

137 Remember when Congress people used to get in front of the camera and complain about stuff like this. You know when POTUS would overstep his authority. The news media would be asking questions of this too. Both are really silent, wonder why?

Posted by: Defund the EPA at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (WAKi/)

138 Imagine President-elect Trump's surprise when he finds these refugees booked at his hotels.

Posted by: Hank at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (diddN)

139 But think of all the new chemistry students we could have~!!~~

Posted by: AlchemJoffrey at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (1G5R8)

140 "We believe that inside of every Earthling is an American, trying to get in."

Posted by: If Full Metal Jacket Were Made Today at December 09, 2016 02:05 PM (zke7T)

141 Obama's gotta commie until his last day.

Then it's off to the dust bin of history with his sorry ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (5VlCp)



Dustbin of History is a gay bar/bath house

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:06 PM (493sH)

142 Australia should take them and settle them somewhere in the northern territories, where the large crocs roam.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 02:06 PM (a0IVu)

143 what power to do this?

the power derived from DC's dickless GOP class that let his regime do whatever it wanted for 8 years.

we can't fight back because he'll have a budget fight and if we have a budget fight, obama will close down the government, the optics of which would drive moderates into full fleged maoists and the GOP would never win another election again, like how we lost the 2014 midterms.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at December 09, 2016 02:06 PM (Lu7X4)

144 Remember Obama making fun of Republicans for being "scared" of these people, that they're just women and children?

Saying this behind his billion dollar secret service detail he'll have for the rest of his life watching his precious family?

We really never had had such an evil leader.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (tcUhm)

145 91 I really hope on Jan 21 that President Trump goes out to the south lawn and throws Kerry's medals back over the fence.

Posted by: Superman at December 09, 2016 01:57 PM (vBH2i)


Yep, while Kerry is wearing them.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (TmY8D)

146 "We believe that inside of every Earthling is an American, trying to get in."

and you are evil if you say otherwise. You don't want to suggest that American's are why USA is USA?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (Lu7X4)

147 144 We really never had had such an evil leader.
Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (tcUhm)

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Have you heard what John Tyler did to small animals?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (kisKf)

148 When a nation founded from a penal colony says no thanks to these guys, that just might be a fucking clue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (oZEJt)


Penal Colony sounds like it should mean something other than what it does. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (AGr9E)

149 My wife met with a BBC presenter yesterday. The presenter was talking about how she dreaded Trump tweeting in the middle of the night, because that meant when she woke up it meant she was going to have such a hectic day.

Anybody who thinks Trump should stop tweeting needs to think about that for a second.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (tewYv)

150 Obama's gotta commie until his last day.

Then it's off to the dust bin of history with his sorry ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2016 02:03 PM (5VlCp)
..............

You must not have seen Fareed Zakaria's show on CNN about Obama's Legacy.
Apparently he was the bestest presidebt ever.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (HgMAr)

151 Just wait, a few months from now we'll be getting NBC specials about 8-year-old Ahmed or Khalid or whoever, and how adorable and bright he is, and how happy he is that he and his family get to live in the US. The brothers, of course, will give their ages as 14/15 but oddly have the appearance of 20-somethings (war and oppression just ages you so much), sister is resting out of camera for reasons having nothing at all to do with this mythical genital mutilation the fringe Right keeps talking about, dad will be glowering into the camera, and since all we can see of mom is her eyes, there's really nothing much to say there.

Probably it will be titled "The New All-American Family," etc etc.

Posted by: T at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (IKdzI)

152 Obama still has another presidential vacation lined up for next week.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (r/0kC)

153 Greetings:

My guess would be that it's the corporation's customers who foot the charity bill more so than the shareholders.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (evgyj)

154 136 Don't worry, they won't get off the airplane and start stabbing or shooting us infidels immediately.

---

Excuse me, affendi. This airplane you speak of: Will there be Americans upon it?

Posted by: Man With a... uh ... Clock at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (zke7T)

155 America needs more child clock makers!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (SIY7D)

156 >> Aussie politicians friendly to America must not allow
>> this to happen. If it does happen, resettle them in
>> sanctuary cities and college campuses.

The problem is that PM Turnbull is a craven, spineless weasel.

The PM, Abbott, who headed the party when it took office had a backbone. His government put the tow-back policy into place.

Turnbull would like nothing better than to get rid of it, because he's an urban center-left type at heart, but he can't because IT WORKS. The number of people trying to get into Australia has dwindled to a trickle because they know they're gonna be interned in Nauru.

The only good news in this is that with Trump coming in you won't see a further flood of 'refugees' heading for Australia with the expectation of getting into the US.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (TppKb)

157 146 "We believe that inside of every Earthling is an American, trying to get in."

and you are evil if you say otherwise. You don't want to suggest that American's are why USA is USA?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at December 09, 2016 02:07 PM (Lu7X4)

F'ng J Carter had an opinion pice in WSJ today. Humanitarian...USA ...blah blah...what an asshole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (AGr9E)

158 Obama still has another presidential vacation lined up for next week.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (r/0kC)


Add that one to the $85 mil. his eight years of vacations have cost us so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (PY9jH)

159 Why isn't Saudi Arabia taking them?

Yeah, exactly - so they definitely don't belong here.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)

160
Why are they bringing these people here? Don't they know that Trump enters the dreams of Muslims kids and scares them to death. The minute they set foot in this country Dream Trump will strike!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:10 PM (493sH)

161 LI has story up 1,750 Jihadis in Europe ready for attacks.

So long European civilization and thanks for the classical music and art.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:10 PM (5sOEp)

162 So the number is classified, eh?

I guess that means that Obama finally recognizes Muzzie "refugees" as a National Security Issue(tm)?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2016 02:10 PM (CS7jF)

163 160
Why are they bringing these people here? Don't they know that Trump enters the dreams of Muslims kids and scares them to death. The minute they set foot in this country Dream Trump will strike!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:10 PM (493sH)

=================

It's for the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:10 PM (kisKf)

164 DJIA up another 85 points. Trump is crashing the market!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

165 Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2016 02:02 PM (GSx8W)


Don't bet on it. More likely they'll just run all the personnel records through a paper shredder. Accidentally, of course.

Posted by: T at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (IKdzI)

166 164 DJIA up another 85 points. Trump is crashing the market!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

==================

I remember when the stock market's performance wasn't a real indicator of the economy's strength.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (kisKf)

167 "Sound about right?"

I hate (honestly) to be so cynical. I would like to think his recent address on the terrorism issue was an honest attempt to pass on information.

But, my guess is that when something bad happens post Obama, he will get on his soapbox and pontificate on how he left everything in a good place, and now that he's been replaced with a racist (etc.) demagogue, well, this is what we get.

Posted by: RM at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (U3LtS)

168 We have nothing to fear from President Obama, right McCain and Noonan?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (dZ756)

169 151---Probably it will be titled "The New All-American Family," etc etc.
Posted by: T at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (IKdzI)
--------------------------------
And they'll invent clocks!!!
Clocks that look like bombs!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (Nox3c)

170
My guess would be that it's the corporation's customers who foot the charity bill more so than the shareholders



Yeah, no.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (nFwvY)

171 Why isn't Saudi Arabia taking them?

Yeah, exactly - so they definitely don't belong here.
Posted by: Lizzy


That should be the question every time some Middle East refugee crisis springs up. Why don't the neighboring, wealthy Muslim countries take them in?

Why the United States?

The reason is simple, the only one that wants them are Leftists hoping to permanently change America. But they don't dare want them in their kids' schools.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (tcUhm)

172 166 It isn't ,but Trump was supposed to crash it.They were wrong again.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (r/0kC)

173 We're gonna need more goats.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (HgMAr)

174 And Leftist sure would like us to be next to join the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (5sOEp)

175 DJIA up another 85 points. Trump is crashing the market!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (8ZskC)



Every time the Dow is down 1 point CNBC runs the story - Trump rally too far too fast. And how the market is ready to dive then up it goes again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (493sH)

176 171 That should be the question every time some Middle East refugee crisis springs up. Why don't the neighboring, wealthy Muslim countries take them in?

Why the United States?

The reason is simple, the only one that wants them are Leftists hoping to permanently change America. But they don't dare want them in their kids' schools.
Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (tcUhm)

==================

We were asking that question, and it never got answered.

Also, Middle East refugees are almost exclusively going to Europe. We may be getting some, but that specific issues is largely a European problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:14 PM (kisKf)

177 And Leftist sure would like us to be next to join the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (5sOEp)



Let them go first. Get all the SJWs in burkas

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:14 PM (493sH)

178 And they'll invent clocks!!!
Clocks that look like bombs!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (Nox3c)


They'd be late to the party on that one. Everybody knows that Little Ahmad already invented the clock. The new arrivals would probably invent other useful things like the microwave oven, the electric toothbrush, and the cellphone.

And America will be a better place for it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:14 PM (8ZskC)

179 >>But, my guess is that when something bad happens post Obama, he will get
on his soapbox and pontificate on how he left everything in a good
place, and now that he's been replaced with a racist (etc.) demagogue,
well, this is what we get.


Of course he will. But after enduring numerous lectures from TFG after every terror attacks where we were told that we were the racists for committing future, imaginary hate crimes against Muslims, who by the way helped found this country and are more patriotic blah blah blah....well, I could give a rats a$$ what Obama says at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

180 Every time the Dow is down 1 point CNBC runs the story - Trump rally too far too fast. And how the market is ready to dive then up it goes again



Even the Dow is trolling NBC. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (784ZQ)

181 152 Obama still has another presidential vacation lined up for next week.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 02:08 PM (r/0kC)
---------------------
Thank heaven.
Let him play golf and ride his girly bike.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (Nox3c)

182 They're not sending us their best.

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

183 Every time the Dow is down 1 point CNBC runs the story - Trump rally too far too fast. And how the market is ready to dive then up it goes again
Posted by: TheQuietMan



The stock market surging is a mixed blessing, it was already over valued and now a bigger fall will likely be on Trump's watch.

But it at least shows some optimism from investors with the change in Administration.

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (tcUhm)

184 I hear on those Australian islands those refugees have to box kangaroos for sport!

Awesome!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (AGr9E)

185 172 166 It isn't ,but Trump was supposed to crash it.They were wrong again.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 02:13 PM (r/0kC)

===================

I know, but I just don't want to see us become like the left of the past 8 years where they obscured obscure bad economic reality with a handful of numbers that don't really hold up to scrutiny just because a Democrat is in the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (kisKf)

186 In what I am sure is totally unrelated news, the CDC is reporting that cases of mumps has hit a 10 year high. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:15 PM (/tuJf)

187 I'm sure they are all scientists who can get jobs with NASA.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 02:16 PM (HgMAr)

188 Middle Eastern countries all ready have enough of the Death Cult and don't need any more. They sure want to share them with the rest of the world.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:16 PM (5sOEp)

189 But, my guess is that when something bad happens post Obama, he will get on his soapbox and pontificate on how he left everything in a good place, and now that he's been replaced with a racist (etc.) demagogue, well, this is what we get.




He'll do it once, maybe twice. President Trump will tweet and embarrass his ass so bad, we won't hear from him again.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:17 PM (784ZQ)

190 NRO link, NRO link.

Posted by: arrrrr at December 09, 2016 02:17 PM (3jGss)

191 And what power does he have to do this?

Magic Negro powers. He has a Racism Cloak that prevents anyone in congress from blocking or impeaching him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

192 >>In what I am sure is totally unrelated news, the CDC is reporting that cases of mumps has hit a 10 year high. Unexpectedly.


Yikes, that's bad. Any particular locations?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:17 PM (NOIQH)

193 191 And what power does he have to do this?

Magic Negro powers. He has a Racism Cloak that prevents anyone in congress from blocking or impeaching him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

No shit. Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'losing socks left and right' at December 09, 2016 02:18 PM (AGr9E)

194 When the media likes to high light "high achieving" illegal aliens, it actually pisses me off more than just showing one doing menial labor.


NPR had an episode where it was an illegal alien who was attending Harvard. WTF? Someone didn't get into Harvard so an illegal alien from Mexico could?

And that's supposed to be a feel good story?

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:18 PM (tcUhm)

195 The reason is simple, the only one that wants them are Leftists hoping to permanently change America. But they don't dare want them in their kids' schools.
Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:12 PM (tcUhm)


They don't even want American citizens who are cancer patients to have a respite house in their leafy suburban enclaves. Yesterday I posted a link to how Swarthmore, PA residents are fighting the presence of a Ronald McDonald type establishment in their neighborhood.

Cancer patients and their caregivers: Probably the safest, most non-threatening population on the planet. Lefties say: NOPE. Don't want 'em.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2016 02:19 PM (jkmtt)

196 "...the CDC is reporting that cases of mumps has hit a 10 year high. Unexpectedly."

How can that be unexpected with Trump gutting Obamacare?

*sarc*

Posted by: RM at December 09, 2016 02:19 PM (U3LtS)

197 It's pronounced Pok-eee-ston.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 09, 2016 02:19 PM (a+WIL)

198 It's so forward-thinking that these Somali refugees were sent to Pakistan to learn a trade. Their assimilation will be easy-peasy.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 02:19 PM (2Mnv1)

199 The stock market surging is a mixed blessing, it was already over valued and now a bigger fall will likely be on Trump's watch.

But it at least shows some optimism from investors with the change in Administration.




There is so much money waiting in the wings for the switch over in power. Business has been WAITING to take off.
But they couldn't. Not under the uncertainty of Barky.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:20 PM (784ZQ)

200 DJIA up another 85 points. Trump is crashing the market!



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2016 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

DJIA is chugging along to 20,000!

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 02:20 PM (a0IVu)

201
I remember when the stock market's performance wasn't a real indicator of the economy's strength.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Climate is not weather.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2016 02:20 PM (IqV8l)

202 186 - unrelated or not immigrants especially illegals probably have less health care and proper hygiene than the normal population.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:21 PM (5sOEp)

203 Business has been WAITING to take off.
But they couldn't. Not under the uncertainty of Barky.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:20 PM (784ZQ)




And by uncertainty you mean the government's foot on their throat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2016 02:21 PM (493sH)

204 >>Yikes, that's bad. Any particular locations?

Yes. Arkansas and Iowa represent a substantial number of cases but it seems to be present in put to 45 states.

http://tinyurl.com/hh7vt8q

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:22 PM (/tuJf)

205 >>Pok-eee-ston. Posted by: Eli Cash at December 09, 2016 02:19 PM (a+WIL)

I've heard Uber drivers say they're from "Bokkystong," which sounds like a place where the vorpal blade might go snicker-snack...

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

206 Surging stock market!?

Don't forget me!!

Posted by: Surging Schadenboner! at December 09, 2016 02:22 PM (AGr9E)

207 99 >>>You know Michele is going to leave Upper Deckers in ALL the WH toilets.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (UD0Gq)

The Samoan bath towel is an underappreciated move.

*
*
I really shouldn't have looked these up on Urban Dictionary. Ecchh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 02:23 PM (hZtMJ)

208 This Mark Krikorian person has been mentioned two days in a row now on the blog. Does Ace have a bromance going on with this guy? Does he write for the Hot Gas crap blog?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:23 PM (6IPEM)

209 So Obama, Naturally, Is Going to Take a "Classified" Number of Them Into the US

Blessed are the .. clock makers?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:24 PM (QQ+il)

210 Business has been WAITING to take off.
But they couldn't. Not under the uncertainty of Barky.


Right, this isn't so much about Trump (not entirely, at least), but about a huge sigh of relief that Obama's policies won't be carried on or exaggerated under Hillary.

I think businesses see Trump as business-friendly, but its more about just not having someone so incredibly hostile to the economy and so unpredictable in how he's going to act regarding business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)

211 I really shouldn't have looked these up on Urban Dictionary. Ecchh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 02:23 PM (hZtMJ)

If you have to look it up on urban dictionary, it is probably disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:24 PM (92kX2)

212 211 If you have to look it up on urban dictionary, it is probably disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:24 PM (92kX2)

====================

100% unrelated:

Look up a dirty sanchez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (kisKf)

213 I've heard Uber drivers say they're from "Bokkystong," which sounds like a place where the vorpal blade might go snicker-snack...


Careful, those things are sharp.

I only signed up for the shunning.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (mgbwf)

214 Other LI story is at Annapolis there will be classes on transgender as part of the Safe Space training series.
1 Can Mad Dog stop the madness?
2Are there Safe Spaces in riverine boats that troll through Iranian waters?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (5sOEp)

215 I remember when the stock market's performance wasn't a real indicator of the economy's strength.

It still isn't. But if it is strong enough, long enough, it can influence the economy. In this case, I believe it is an indicator of the perspective and intent of businessmen across the nation. Now they can try to expand, hire, build, and grow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)

216 I really shouldn't have looked these up on Urban Dictionary. Ecchh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 02:23 PM
*****
Consider it a rite of initiation for the blog. Could have been much worse. At least you didn't look up Lemon Party or 2 Girls and a Cup.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (6IPEM)

217 100% unrelated:

Look up a dirty sanchez.



Dirty Adolph.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

218 Remember, of all the tens of thousands of "refugees" Obama has flooded in, only 10% have ended up in Washington DC. NIMBY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

219 the OSU jihadist was a Somali previously settled in Pakistan before being granted refugee status in America.

Well, duh. Pakistan is a Muslim country.

Fact is the people most killed by Muslims are other Muslims, under divisions dating back in some cases to whether Mohammed should have been succeeded by his son-in-law or one of his other companions.

Too few Americans understand this, and therefore we must bring in as many Muslims as possible from as many places as possible in order to enrich America with the same diversity as that enjoyed by the Muslim world.

Therefore the US

Posted by: Barky Obama at December 09, 2016 02:26 PM (hA1V+)

220 212 211 If you have to look it up on urban dictionary, it is probably disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:24 PM (92kX2)

====================

100% unrelated:

Look up a dirty sanchez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison




Rusty trombone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (784ZQ)

221 And this guy keeps on being him: (per WZ)

http://tinyurl.com/zam7536

Barack Obama Marks Death Of John Glenn With Picture Of Barack Obama

If the 'ettes will avert their eyes for the remainder..


You are not the center of the fucking universe you colossal fucking ignorant narcissistic pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (92kX2)

222 >>>100% unrelated:

Look up a dirty sanchez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (kisKf)

SPACE DOCKING
COMMENCE SEQUENCE

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (NXVJH)

223 10% ?

Or 10?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (QQ+il)

224 Heard on radio and commented it hear weeks ago Barak and State Department are getting immigrants her any way they can get them. Been going on for months.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (5sOEp)

225 I see Barky is busying himself with screwing this country as much as he can before he heads out the door. His pardons should be really special. I can't wait to be rid of this America-hating asshole.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM)

226 A former colony of criminals says no to taking them in, and our president says bring those folks over. Okay then.

Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2016 02:28 PM (csdOL)

227 >>Lemon Party or 2 Girls and a Cup. Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (6IPEM)

Knew about the latter. Didn't know the former. Now I do. Time to die.

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

228 >>Climate is not weather.


Winter is Coming

Posted by: Ned Stark Fox Business Analyst at December 09, 2016 02:28 PM (UD0Gq)

229 I have decided my acronym for this guy will now be NPoDS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:28 PM (92kX2)

230 Dang, Trump spent over $66,000,000 of his own money on his campaign. You can't say he didn't put himself into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)

231 Blumpkins mmmm

Posted by: Jack Antonoff at December 09, 2016 02:30 PM (gs8be)

232 Knew about the latter. Didn't know the former. Now I do. Time to die.
Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:28 PM
****
Come on, Zod! What's wrong with you? You went and looked it up anyway even when you knew it would be bad???
This smart military blog is a corrupting force.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:30 PM (6IPEM)

233
I don't get how refugees get a choice of locations. I don't get a choice of world travel locations paid by taxpayers.

Sure wish DJT would immediately find them and deport, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (ODxAs)

234 "Could have been much worse. At least you didn't look up Lemon Party or 2 Girls and a Cup."

Ugh. We need a palate cleanser. Until today I never knew of these Carl Jr Hardee's ads.

Kate Upton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHWTc8cUhkw

Sara Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipNFVxrDAM0

I also read up on Charlotte McKinney, a Big Boob Blonde from an "All Natural" Hardee's ad. Seems the poor thing was abused in high school when she hit puberty.

I can picture her in ad like they have for abused pets, with a Sally Fields voice over "won't you help??"

So glad that our new head of Labor has already been doing his part to Make America Great Again. If the ads don't draw complaints he yells at his marketing department.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (SIY7D)

235 >>230
Dang, Trump spent over $66,000,000 of his own money on his campaign. You can't say he didn't put himself into it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)

If that's true, he spent just over $1 for each vote received. Not bad. Wonder how much of "her" money Shelob spent...

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

236 unrelated or not immigrants especially illegals probably have less health care and proper hygiene than the normal population.

Kinda depends on where they're from.

(I really miss being able to just go into a store and buy cough medicine instead of having to describe the symptoms and duration and other things I've already tried to the Apotheker, who can decide they don't want to sell it to me.)

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (Y8Tnx)

237 University of Central Arkansas is in the midst of an outbreak of mumps. Arkansas and Missouri are being hit hard. So is Texas.

Posted by: no good deed at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (csdOL)

238 "I see Barky is busying himself with screwing this country as much as he can before he heads out the door. His pardons should be really special."

I think we may be entering one of his phases where almost every day we hear about some new crap he's doing or said. Cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: RM at December 09, 2016 02:32 PM (U3LtS)

239 201 Climate is not weather.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2016 02:20 PM (IqV8l)

---
Climate is not seasonable or cooler-than-normal weather. Climate is warmer-than-normal weather. Easy to understand, non?

Posted by: Smarter Person at December 09, 2016 02:32 PM (zke7T)

240 Charlotte McKinney has really nice boobs, but she kind has a a pig nose, a snout? Maybe I'm just being mean bc I'm jealous of her boobs.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:33 PM (6IPEM)

241 >>If that's true, he spent just over $1 for each vote received. Not bad. Wonder how much of "her" money Shelob spent...


LOL, right, Hillary spending her own money on the campaign!
These are the people who too a tax deduction for donating Bill's old boxers to goodwill (which, by the way, ewww!).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:33 PM (NOIQH)

242 So glad that our new head of Labor has already been doing his part to Make America Great Again. If the ads don't draw complaints he yells at his marketing department.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 02:31 PM (SIY7D)

For the... gravitically inclined, I will note that Ms Ratajkowski bounces more than Ms. Underwood.

*sigh* We live in an age of Wonders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:34 PM (92kX2)

243 Dang, Trump spent over $66,000,000 of his own money on his campaign. You can't say he didn't put himself into it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




That's like a normal person taking a family vacation. It's very little outlay for being President.

I'm glad he did what he did, but had 1% in the Rust Belt shifted it would have been President Hillary with the billionaire candidate only willing to invest less than 1% of his stated net worth into being President.

The next Democrat though will not have that advantage as Trump will be able to comfortably out fundraise as a sitting President.

I just saw where Boeing cut a million dollar check for his Inauguration. Let's hope he doesn't become part of the Swamp

Posted by: Maritime at December 09, 2016 02:34 PM (tcUhm)

244 240
Charlotte McKinney has really nice boobs, but she kind has a a pig nose,
a snout? Maybe I'm just being mean bc I'm jealous of her boobs.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:33 PM (6IPEM)
Heh. I thought her face was just meh, but those boobs are fabulous..

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (a0IVu)

245 Look up a dirty sanchez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:25 PM (kisKf)

(googles.)
(loses job.)

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (zke7T)

246 >>Come on, Zod! What's wrong with you? You went and looked it up anyway even when you knew it would be bad??? Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:30 PM (6IPEM)

How bad could "lemon party" be? I was thinking lemonade, or a nice summer day, a picnic at the park, lemon bars, Italian ice. I wasn't thinking...well, I wasn't thinking Lemon Party.

Makes the average pr0n drive-by seem like Mayberry RFD by comparison...

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

247 but she kind has a a pig nose

Not seeing it. She does have a bit of a "hard" look to her though.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (QQ+il)

248 240 Charlotte McKinney has really nice boobs, but she kind has a a pig nose, a snout? Maybe I'm just being mean bc I'm jealous of her boobs.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:33 PM (6IPEM)

Nose?

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

249 240 Charlotte McKinney has really nice boobs, but she kind has a a pig nose, a snout? Maybe I'm just being mean bc I'm jealous of her boobs.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:33 PM (6IPEM)

Ms. Upton has the far prettier face imho, plus she just seems... happier?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:36 PM (92kX2)

250 "but she kind has a a pig nose, a snout?"

So that was you, back in high school. Going "oink, oink, oink" whenever we passed in the hall.

Posted by: Charlotte at December 09, 2016 02:36 PM (SIY7D)

251 Charlotte McKinney has really nice boobs, but she kind has a a pig nose, a snout?

Yeah she's not that pretty overall, just some guys are totally distracted by hooties. Kate Upton is gorgeous overall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)

252 Not seeing it. She does have a bit of a "hard" look to her though.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM
****
That's bc you're too busy staring at her boobs.
:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:37 PM (6IPEM)

253 I also read up on Charlotte McKinney, a Big Boob Blonde from an "All Natural" Hardee's ad.




She'll poke eyes out with those things.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:37 PM (784ZQ)

254 Just had to Google Charlotte McKinney, you would not as a old USAF crew mate use to say "Throw her out of bed for eating crackers"

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:38 PM (5sOEp)

255
I could get caught in Charlotte' web.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2016 02:38 PM (ODxAs)

256 238
I think we may be entering one of his phases where almost every day we hear about some new crap he's doing or said.
Posted by: RM at December 09, 2016 02:32 PM (U3LtS)


That's different from the last eight years how?

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2016 02:38 PM (zoehZ)

257 >I think we may be entering one of his phases where almost every day we hear about some new crap he's doing or said.


As always, I worry about the stuff we're not hearing about.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:39 PM (NOIQH)

258 245 (googles.)
(loses job.)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 09, 2016 02:35 PM (zke7T)

=================

LOL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:39 PM (kisKf)

259 Um, why?


Treason.

And what power does he have to do this?


Executive orders, and a gutless GOPee?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2016 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

260 I think Obama is torn between "how can I get my last digs in and ruin this cracker" and being basically a lazy guy that just wants to party all the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+)

261 >>Kate Upton is gorgeous overall. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+)


Das stimmt genau.

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)

262 I was completely unaware of this site: http://www.joblo.com/hollywood-celebrities/hottie-galleries/

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:40 PM (QQ+il)

263 whoever classified this data needs to be charged with "dereliction of duty" or similar charges by the incoming Trump admin. ( I think there is a Title 18 offense for not fulfilling duties of office)

If Trump does not initiate full criminal prosecution against these hacks from the beginning of his administration, we are going to be right back where we started 4 years from now

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 09, 2016 02:40 PM (swEzU)

264 I think these refugees should be resettled in sanctuary cities - preferably those next to expensive sanctuary colleges. And let the refugees immersive themselves in the diverse lifestyle of these colleges.

Think of the wacky misunderstandings and the mirthful hijinks that'll ensue!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

265 Ms. Upton has the far prettier face imho, plus she just seems... happier?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:36 PM
****
I agree. Kate has a very pretty face. Also perfect boobs. Her body is what you guys would call "thick." She has no waist.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:41 PM (6IPEM)

266 >> Just had to Google Charlotte McKinney, you would
>> not as a old USAF crew mate use to say "Throw her
>> out of bed for eating crackers"

As long as she brought Cheez-Whiz. I could eat three cans of Cheez-Whiz off of her. For breakfast.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:42 PM (TppKb)

267 Charlotte is awesome. I'll take her, if you don't want her.


Not happy about the terrorist settlement's we've been erecting in the US. I hope Trump actually does do everything the Left (and some GOPe) fears and deports the lot.

Why yes, I am heartless. I own it. I also prefer pets to people and meat to salad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2016 02:42 PM (xJa6I)

268 Now I want a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:43 PM (Sfs6o)

269 I live in very suburban town. Last week we were driving down the Main Street which is decorated for Christmas. Wreath and lights on the lamp poles. Trees and other decorations on the shop windows. Walking down the street? A woman in full burka with the veil.

I thought I was back in Ramadi.

My friends says one of these is not like the other.

This is what liberal want to do. Destroy American culture one brick at a time. They want us to be a global society

I only have one thing to say. "We won". Get ready.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2016 02:43 PM (5XDZ6)

270 I have a particular fascination with Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski because half her family tree is from the little town of Bantry, Cork, Ireland, one over from my Da's home town, where she spent summers.

Posted by: Charlotte at December 09, 2016 02:43 PM (SIY7D)

271 Zod kann deutsch? Man lernt immer 'was Neues.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (mgbwf)

272 Which one of the religious NGO's are making money off this Australian scam?

Posted by: Defund the EPA at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (WAKi/)

273 >> I agree. Kate has a very pretty face. Also perfect boobs.

Ain't the modern chemical-medical industry fabulous?

>> Her body is what you guys would call "thick." She has no waist.

I prefer the term 'comfortable'.

Few guys go into the bike shop to buy the narrowest seat in the place.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (TppKb)

274 BREAKING : DEEZ NUTS Has Filed for a Re-Count in Ohio.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (UD0Gq)

275 >>>
I really shouldn't have looked these up on Urban Dictionary<<<

Stay away from the "Somalia" section. No really.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)

276 Australia just went on the naughty list. I hope Trump finds out.

Nough' said.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (5XDZ6)

277 Want to solve the refugee issues for us and the world?

Create refugee refuges in Libya, Somalia, and Syria.

Get the locals and the EU to safeguard and manage them. Tell the Gulf States they are footing the bill. In return, we donot create a refuge on the Saudi Arabian soil.

Everyone is allowed to send back refugees to these camps, or to the originating country. After Syria is stabilized, everyone can go home to Syria. Including all the "Syrian" North Africans and Afghanis.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (Rtl0g)

278 I agree. Kate has a very pretty face. Also perfect boobs. Her body is what you guys would call "thick." She has no waist.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:41 PM (6IPEM)

I would respectfully disagree:

http://tinyurl.com/j3z7vqv (SFW)

There is a waist there, she just has a VERY hourglass figure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (92kX2)

279 Off damn soc

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (SIY7D)

280 Technically I think that's "stolen virtue" instead of stolen valor.

Virtue signaling and all.

I think that Haidt sociologist guy might actually have something to say about Left/Right and the difference between views on values there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (wB8Tg)

281 O/T (kinda) - Trump has been warned by Bloomberg and Murdoch about mass deportations. Apparently, it's a no-no.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (vg8iE)

282 Ms. Upton has the far prettier face imho, plus she just seems... happier?

Posted by: Aetius451AD




Face and boobs are not important when they are in that face down, butt up yoga position.

Also known as the "child support payment" position.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (784ZQ)

283 I think Obama is torn between "how can I get my last digs in and ruin this cracker" and being basically a lazy guy that just wants to party all the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:40
******
It is ironic that his laziness will wind up being the reason his presidency will be a failed one after it's finally over. If he hadn't relied so heavily on EO's and bureaucrats passing regulations instead of the harder work of getting legislation through, his imprint would be harder to undo. Trump can and hopefully will reverse all of his EO's and regulations in his first week in office.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (6IPEM)

284 Kate Upton is a bit too skinny these days, but she's still gorgeous cute and has a wonderful personality. I loved it when she went after those guys for dissing her man.

Ain't the modern chemical-medical industry fabulous?

Oh those are real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)

285 MeGYN Kelly so desperately wants there to be a bidding war for her "talents".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (zN+cj)

286 271 Zod kann deutsch? Man lernt immer 'was Neues.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (mgbwf)

My german is rusty:

Zod knows German? You always learn something new?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:47 PM (92kX2)

287 >> Trump has been warned by Bloomberg and Murdoch
>> about mass deportations.

Those two can do a chaturbate channel together for all I care.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:47 PM (TppKb)

288 How many refugees has Saudi Arabia taken?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (zN+cj)

289 O/T (kinda) - Trump has been warned by Bloomberg and Murdoch about mass deportations. Apparently, it's a no-no.


Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (vg8iE)


Who's b***h they are?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

290 Oh those are real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)

I think Upton is 100% real. Ms. McKinney (who is still very hot) maybe has had a tune up or two.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (92kX2)

291 >>271
Zod kann deutsch? Man lernt immer 'was Neues. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:44 PM (mgbwf)

Doch! Zod wartet die Brennenzeit, aber mit Trump kommt die Brennenzeit zu langsam. Schade!

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)

292 >> Oh those are real.

What, 100% organic funbags?

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (TppKb)

293 How many refugees has Saudi Arabia taken?



Zero.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (784ZQ)

294 Those two can do a chaturbate channel together for all I care.
Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:47 PM (TppKb)

Not an image I needed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (92kX2)

295 I would be willing to entertain Ms. Upton and Ms.McKinney even with their imperfections.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (Sfs6o)

296 Trump should tell them that they'll the last foreigners arriving on a flight from Australia.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (kfcYC)

297 281 O/T (kinda) - Trump has been warned by Bloomberg and Murdoch about mass deportations. Apparently, it's a no-no.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 09, 2016 02:46 PM (vg8iE)

That's nice. What office do they hold these days?

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

298 How many refugees has Saudi Arabia taken?
******
None. They're smarter than our uniparty leaders

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (6IPEM)

299 >>288
How many refugees has Saudi Arabia taken? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (zN+cj)

None. A third of their in-country population is foreign workers--they're supersaturated with non-citizens as it is. They've got tent camps for tens of thousands of hajjis that remain empty and unused. The capacity is there, but they're not crazy....

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (Bdeb0)

300 Kate Upton's personality is a huge part of her appeal.

Nobody likes a Sour Puss.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (UD0Gq)

301 Doch! Zod wartet die Brennenzeit, aber mit Trump kommt die Brennenzeit zu langsam. Schade!
Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)

And we have reached the limit of my college german.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (92kX2)

302 I think these refugees should be resettled in sanctuary cities -
preferably those next to expensive sanctuary colleges. And let the
refugees immersive themselves in the diverse lifestyle of these
colleges.


A most excellent plan.

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (Y8Tnx)

303 If there is any justice there will be...
A public trial for treason
Followed by a public hanging

Posted by: teej at December 09, 2016 02:51 PM (gJ3Vg)

304 Zod knows German? You always learn something new?


That.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:51 PM (mgbwf)

305 THIS is why we won the election.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2016 02:51 PM (ZqOIy)

306 297

That's nice. What office do they hold these days?
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 09, 2016 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

======================

"They'll always hold an office in our hearts. That office gives them constitutional authority to override all of the elected president's actions."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:51 PM (kisKf)

307 I would be willing to entertain Ms. Upton and Ms.McKinney even with their imperfections.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (Sfs6o)
****
Feeling generous today are you, Weasel?
:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (6IPEM)

308 >> Those two can do a chaturbate channel together for
>> all I care.
>> Posted by: JEM
>>
>> Not an image I needed.

You wanted Kate Upton coated in mayonnaise.

You got Michael Bloomberg doing Wendi Deng's ex on video for tips.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (TppKb)

309 I have noticed in my life that cute, chubby girls are usually way more fun and pleasing to be around than hot, skinny girls. Cute Chubby girls eat 5 slices of pizza and play video games with you. Skinny hot girls eat half a salad and want you to buy them crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)

310 Let's have the hanging before the trail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (9cW8G)

311 >>O/T (kinda) - Trump has been warned by Bloomberg and Murdoch about mass deportations. Apparently, it's a no-no.

And apparently Bloomberg and Murdoch don't understand that they are not president, nor are they the boss of Donald.


May just be the recent winning talking, but I would speculate that Trump and his team can come up with a few moves that inspire a good number of these illegal immigrants to deport themselves. Probably starts with sanctuary cities, coming down hard on businesses (previously encouraged by Obama) who hire illegals, etc.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (NOIQH)

312 Not to mention that Saudi Arabia's "labor pool" operates on the Potemkin illusion of make-work, so any immigrants would have to be fully subsidized in the most complete sense of the term. Seventy percent of the Saudi legal citizenry are in government work, which is to say living on the rentier economy.

It'd simply break the country's finances to feed, house, and care for a bunch of resentful takfirs.

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (Bdeb0)

313 If an Australain thinks its a bad idea you might be over the line.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (8J/Te)

314
Feeling generous today are you, Weasel?
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (6IPEM)
---------
Spirit of the season!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (Sfs6o)

315
The federal govt can stop a lot of this bullshit just by denying benefits to anyone who is not a legal citizen for at least 5 years. or 10. or ever. Don't come here for economics, come here for freedom.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (ODxAs)

316 Wenn man den Wolf nennt, kommt er gerennt!

(Speak of the wolf and he comes running).

Our resident Kraut HR has shown up! How's things?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (mgbwf)

317 It would be funny as hell if the woman Seawolf was being set up with looked remotely like Upton or McKinney and some of you morons were telling him to text her or run away cause its scary meeting new women or something.

I bet he would hunt you all down and kill you all.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

318 I find Charlotte McKinney to be a bit of a butter face.

Ms Upton's appeal comes from her smile and what appears to be a happy disposition. She enjoys being very obviously female. I like that in a woman.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (hJrjt)

319 If an Australain thinks its a bad idea you might be over the line.

Yeah, mate, maybe we should do something else, eh? We could always go punch a kangaroo or something.

Posted by: Australian at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (39g3+)

320 264 I think these refugees should be resettled in sanctuary cities - preferably those next to expensive sanctuary colleges. And let the refugees immersive themselves in the diverse lifestyle of these colleges.

Think of the wacky misunderstandings and the mirthful hijinks that'll ensue!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

===================

It'd be funny to watch them change their tune from

"Yay!" to

"This is kinda great!" to

"What's that smell?" to

"Did that refugee really assume zer's gender?" to

"Wow...this place is really a shithole now." to

"My daddy bought me a new apartment on the other side of town, but I'm totally not moving because of the refugees."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (kisKf)

321 Spirit of the season!
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (Sfs6o)

I don't think that's the spirit doing the thinking... ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (8hICw)

322 Saudi Arabia is already 100% Muzzies why do they need to add any?
You don't think they are part spreading the Death Cult?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (5sOEp)

323 You wanted Kate Upton coated in mayonnaise.

You got Michael Bloomberg doing Wendi Deng's ex on video for tips.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:52 PM (TppKb)

Never got the condiment coating fetish. There are much more bizarre things like the balloon one or the trampling stuff.

It just seems sticky to me- and not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (92kX2)

324 It would be funny as hell if the woman Seawolf was being set up with looked remotely like Upton or McKinney and some of you morons were telling him to text her or run away cause its scary meeting new women or something.

I bet he would hunt you all down and kill you all.
Posted by: JackStraw

And then we might wind up at the funeral parlor where she works, and meet her.

The irony astounds...

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (326rv)

325 I have noticed in my life that cute, chubby girls are usually way more fun and pleasing to be around than hot, skinny girls. Cute Chubby girls eat 5 slices of pizza and play video games with you. Skinny hot girls eat half a salad and want you to buy them crap.



Cute chubby girl will rassle you. Dressed or nekkid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (784ZQ)

326 It'd simply break the country's finances to feed, house, and care for a bunch of resentful takfirs.



This is why Obama takes them with open arms. You have to crash the system in order to rebuild it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (zN+cj)

327 >> She enjoys being very obviously female.

I think most if not all of us enjoy her being very obviously female.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:54 PM (TppKb)

328 277 Want to solve the refugee issues for us and the world?

Create refugee refuges in Libya, Somalia, and Syria.

Get the locals and the EU to safeguard and manage them. Tell the Gulf States they are footing the bill. In return, we donot create a refuge on the Saudi Arabian soil.

Everyone is allowed to send back refugees to these camps, or to the originating country. After Syria is stabilized, everyone can go home to Syria. Including all the "Syrian" North Africans and Afghanis.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2016 02:45 PM (Rtl0g)


But that doesn't enable the Hirjah to spread Islam around the world.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (9TK8E)

329 216 I really shouldn't have looked these up on Urban Dictionary. Ecchh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 02:23 PM
*****
Consider it a rite of initiation for the blog. Could have been much worse. At least you didn't look up Lemon Party or 2 Girls and a Cup.

*
*
Ah, I've been here a while. Besides, on DuckDuckGo the first link was to Urban Dictionary, and there was enough preview text that I got the idea without having to actually, yanno, go there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (hZtMJ)

330 317 It would be funny as hell if the woman Seawolf was being set up with looked remotely like Upton or McKinney and some of you morons were telling him to text her or run away cause its scary meeting new women or something.

I bet he would hunt you all down and kill you all.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

====================

And I think it would be hilarious if he tried the direct approach with someone he'd never met by calling her and she proceeds to hang up while saying that he's a creep.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (kisKf)

331 Never got the condiment coating fetish.

I get taking poor Kate in and bathing her well to take all that mayo off, though. It might take hours.

Posted by: Australian at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)

332 I would be willing to entertain Ms. Upton and Ms.McKinney even with their imperfections.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (Sfs6o)


Friend, friend. I cannot let you throw yourself on that grenade alone. Send one to me, your choice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (QQ+il)

333 Just a guess, but Saudi Arabia is probably not taking these refugees because they know they are really ISIS warriors.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

334 I'd like Kate Upton, untoasted, naked, side of tzaziki, hold the napkins.

Posted by: General Zod at December 09, 2016 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

335 I find Charlotte McKinney to be a bit of a butter face.


And I find Michelangelo to have an unfortunate fondness for adding populist kitsch elements to his compositions and he's strictly subpar at rendering drapery.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 09, 2016 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

336 >> And I think it would be hilarious if he tried the direct
>> approach with someone he'd never met

Maybe the Count Alucard approach.

"Hi. My name's Dracula. Hop on in, plenty of room for cowboy in here."

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 02:57 PM (TppKb)

337 Look, Obama's not Kevin Williamson, so he can't openly *say* he wants us dead; he's forced to create the conditions whereby us becoming dead becomes more likely.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 09, 2016 02:57 PM (rznWS)

338 332 I would be willing to entertain Ms. Upton and Ms.McKinney even with their imperfections.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 02:49 PM (Sfs6o)

Friend, friend. I cannot let you throw yourself on that grenade alone. Send one to me, your choice.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (QQ+il)

I suspect that being with both at once would leave you feeling like you threw yourself on a grenade. And get your face on a mountain or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:57 PM (92kX2)

339 I like being female, but I think I'd make a better guy.
That probably sounds weird. I mean it seems easier being a guy.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (6IPEM)

340 >>Think of the wacky misunderstandings and the mirthful hijinks that'll ensue!

Don't need to imagine them.

Posted by: OSU, UC Merced at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (NOIQH)

341 This Mark Krikorian person has been mentioned two days in a row now on
the blog. Does Ace have a bromance going on with this guy? Does he
write for the Hot Gas crap blog?


hotgas.net is a very good site. It was started by the refugees of Hot Air when Hot Air went to Facebook commenting.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (2j0xw)

342 Stephen Crowder has security video on his site of a helpful under-18 Syrian refugee kicking a girl down the stairs at a subway station.

http://louderwithcrowder.com/muslim-migrants-kick-girl-stairs/

We need more of these folks, right Barack?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

343 I don't know why we're continuing in the fiction that each any every one is a refugee. We don't even know how many. and yet we magically know that they are all refugees?

They are all migrants.immigrants of some sort. That's all we know. The left benefits from labeling them all as refugees.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (326rv)

344 People harmed by "refugees" lawlessly accepted by the Ruling Class need to quit whining, quit suing and start fighting - and I don't mean against the "refugees" (drop them there and move on). Someone kills your kid - start at the top and take them out - what are they going to do - take away your kid? Someone rapes your daughter/sister/wife? Go kill the person who put that "refugee" in your neighborhood. Muslims never assimilate - never have & never will. When they come here and act violently - kill them. And then move on to those who put them here.. THEY are the disease in this instance. The rapist/murderer is only the symptom.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (goaQf)

345 And I find Michelangelo to have an unfortunate fondness for adding populist kitsch elements to his compositions and he's strictly subpar at rendering drapery.
Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 09, 2016 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

Who let Yoko in?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:59 PM (92kX2)

346 Perhaps a better nick is Hot Err.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2016 02:59 PM (2j0xw)

347 Who let Yoko in?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 02:59 PM (92kX2)

I think that guy in the Beatles, right?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 09, 2016 02:59 PM (8hICw)

348 I mean it seems easier being a guy.

Seems that way to me, too. Particularly younger women. You have a hard lot in life, which is why culturally, people used to protect women, open doors, pull out chairs, walk on the bad side of the sidewalk, keep women from being exposed to really awful things, etc.

That's how it should be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)

349 >>I mean it seems easier being a guy.


Everything but the access to mish.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:00 PM (UD0Gq)

350 That Yoko 'tribute' to Trump winning defies words. Shrieking? Moaning? Screaming? Needs a new word to describe it.

Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 03:00 PM (a0IVu)

351 317 It would be funny as hell if the woman Seawolf was being set up with looked remotely like Upton or McKinney and some of you morons were telling him to text her or run away cause its scary meeting new women or something.

I bet he would hunt you all down and kill you all.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

-------

A chica that looks like Kate Upton,

AND can't find a dateable guy,

AND works in a funeral parlor.

I think we are pretty safe from Seawolf.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 09, 2016 03:00 PM (Rrcz/)

352 >>http://louderwithcrowder.com/muslim-migrants-kick-girl-stairs/



THEY WERE TAKING HER TO THE HOSPITAL!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (UD0Gq)

353 >>Stephen Crowder has security video on his site of a helpful under-18
Syrian refugee kicking a girl down the stairs at a subway station.


Someone linked to this twitter account a while back - they seem to collect these sorts of video. And rule #1 would seem to be: never turn your back on a group of muslim men. That kick maneuver happens a lot.

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (NOIQH)

354 350 That Yoko 'tribute' to Trump winning defies words. Shrieking? Moaning? Screaming? Needs a new word to describe it.
Posted by: IC at December 09, 2016 03:00 PM (a0IVu)

==================

Perhaps she's working on turning her name into a verb.

Yokoning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (kisKf)

355 Our resident Kraut HR has shown up! How's things?

Overall not bad, except Kalt ohne Schnee ist bloed. Preparing for a trip back to Iowa, mostly by ordering all the beers made with more than four ingredients.

We have a new niece, born here in town. She's blond, blue-eyed, already speaks better German than I do, and for statistical purposes she will be counted as "having migration background" just like the jihadis who walked in, because her mother was born in Slovakia.

Interesting stuff.

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (Y8Tnx)

356 Yokoning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (kisKf)

That already happened to that British band.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 09, 2016 03:01 PM (8hICw)

357 Fine. You guys don't want her, I'll take her.

http://tinyurl.com/zy5oxbc

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

358 225 I see Barky is busying himself with screwing this country as much as he can before he heads out the door. His pardons should be really special. I can't wait to be rid of this America-hating asshole.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM)

And the fuckstick continues with his mincing and prancing and fondly reminiscing without a care in the world in his pretty little head.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:02 PM (CFc5L)

359 "Who let Yoko in?"

Another refugee, I think Ann Arbor deserves this one.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

360 >>http://tinyurl.com/zy5oxbc


Nice knockers.

Posted by: Terri Garr at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (UD0Gq)

361 So a "Judge" won't stop the recount in WI...... I guess they won't be finished in time to be counted in the electoral count...

Posted by: deplorable donna at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

362 >>Stephen Crowder has security video on his site of a helpful under-18

Syrian refugee kicking a girl down the stairs at a subway station.

Is this video from Berlin? The perp was described here as wearing blue pants. Very helpful.

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (Y8Tnx)

363 Because Obama hates us

Really, he does, and it's about time the rest of the country finally acknowledges this.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 01:48 PM (NOIQH)

That's it completely.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (J70i0)

364 >>Is this video from Berlin? The perp was described here as wearing blue pants. Very helpful.

Blue pants? That is pathetic.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

365 Its my birthday today, is it so much to ask that Kate Upton drop by and give me a backrub? I think not. Surely if she has any decency, any humanity in her heart, either she or, say, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robie, just someone like that would pop in and spend the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

366 >>Blue pants? That is pathetic.


It gets worse. With white socks and black shoes.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:05 PM (UD0Gq)

367 So a "Judge" won't stop the recount in WI...... I guess they won't be finished in time to be counted in the electoral count...




Hope Jill Stein has deep pockets. Disenfranchising an entire state.......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 03:05 PM (784ZQ)

368 There are no innocent muslims. We can keep them out of our country, or we can kill them all. Which choice would the shit-for-brained leftists prefer?

Posted by: Chris M at December 09, 2016 03:05 PM (k3w9p)

369 I guess they won't be finished in time to be counted in the electoral count.

Non official count, I'm pretty sure its not binding in any manner. I mean you can pay for a recount for the 2000 election if you want. Wouldn't change anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

370 Yoko Ono, ruining good things for over fifty years.

Posted by: rd at December 09, 2016 03:05 PM (Rtl0g)

371 I am not Kate Upton, or Anne Hathaway, or Margot Robie, but I'll wish you a Happy Birthday!!!! - anyway.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (CFc5L)

372 Angela Merkel seemed so smart and strong and then she decided to do all this refugee welcome BS. Idk what happened to her.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (6IPEM)

373 So a "Judge" won't stop the recount in WI...... I guess they won't be finished in time to be counted in the electoral count...
Posted by: deplorable donna at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

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They are already ~80% done with the recount. I am confident they'll get it done in time.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (xeeHA)

374 365 Its my birthday today, is it so much to ask that Kate Upton drop by and give me a backrub? I think not. Surely if she has any decency, any humanity in her heart, either she or, say, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robie, just someone like that would pop in and spend the day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

Happy Birthday, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (92kX2)

375 365 Its my birthday today, is it so much to ask that Kate Upton drop by and give me a backrub? I think not. Surely if she has any decency, any humanity in her heart, either she or, say, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robie, just someone like that would pop in and spend the day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

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Happy Birthday, Chris!

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (CRotO)

376 Blue pants? That is pathetic.

It reminds me of when I lived in Milwaukee. If the paper only gave a description of the clothes, you knew the assailant was black.

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (Y8Tnx)

377 Mark Krikorian

The new gold standard.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (L5nkE)

378 >>They are already ~80% done with the recount.


Deez Nutz pick up any votes?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (UD0Gq)

379 317 It would be funny as hell if the woman Seawolf was being set up with looked remotely like Upton or McKinney and some of you morons were telling him to text her or run away cause its scary meeting new women or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

I approve.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (WuRdh)

380 372 Angela Merkel seemed so smart and strong and then she decided to do all this refugee welcome BS. Idk what happened to her.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (6IPEM)

Stasi?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (92kX2)

381 More nice knockers:

http://tinyurl.com/j6clfo4

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (ODxAs)

382 344 I think you're on to something.

Posted by: Defund the EPA at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (WAKi/)

383 That probably sounds weird. I mean it seems easier being a guy.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 02:58 PM (6IPEM)

Sure, it is.
Right until your wife jabs you in the ribs, you wake up and see the shadow of someone coming through your bedroom window, and somebody's gotta do something.

and you're naked.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (kKHcp)

384 335 I find Charlotte McKinney to be a bit of a butter face.


And I find Michelangelo to have an unfortunate fondness for adding populist kitsch elements to his compositions and he's strictly subpar at rendering drapery.
Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 09, 2016 02:56 PM (8ZskC)


But he sure is a badass with the nunchucks

Posted by: Buzzion at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (z/Ubi)

385 >>Its my birthday today, is it so much to ask that Kate Upton drop by and give me a backrub? I think not. Surely if she has any decency, any humanity in her heart, either she or, say, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robie, just someone like that would pop in and spend the day.


I'm on it.

You have cake, right?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (UD0Gq)

386 373 So a "Judge" won't stop the recount in WI...... I guess they won't be finished in time to be counted in the electoral count...
Posted by: deplorable donna at December 09, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

------------

They are already ~80% done with the recount. I am confident they'll get it done in time.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 03:06 PM (xeeHA)

====================

Isn't it also true that WI can use the results from the original count to assign electors?

I thought I read that somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (kisKf)

387 Mark Krikorian

The new gold standard.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (L5nkE)


Standard of what?

American Standard?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

388 Christopher R Taylor


Happy Birthday!

Posted by: deplorable donna at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (O2RFr)

389 Deez Nutz pick up any votes?
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:07 PM (UD0Gq)

I don't know about Deez Nutz, but She Who Will Never Be President has picked up a net 61 votes so far. From what I've read.

Just a TOUCH short of the 22,000 she needs.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (xeeHA)

390 One more Charlotte McKinney comparison: She can look quite lovely with the right lighting, makeup, and angle, and look a solid 6 without it.

Kate Upton could wake up hung over with pillow marks on her face and hair matted down with makeup smeared all over and still be a strong 8.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)

391 >>Nice knockers.

If only she had a cheeseburger for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

392 9
Corgis called. Put every one of the refugees within one mile of the White House.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 09, 2016 01:46 PM (78faH)
____________________________________________________________

No, every refugee should be placed within one mile of wherever the Obama's will call home after January 20, 2017.

Posted by: SCUBA DUDE at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (WsJuq)

393 Happy BDay ChristopherT! We can probably arrange to send you a cute chubby chick and a pizza. Amy Schumer okay?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (6IPEM)

394 Surely if she has any decency, any humanity in her heart, either she or, say, Anne Hathaway, Margot Robie, just someone like that would pop in and spend the day.

Sorry, none of those stars are available today. Zach Quinto will be stopping by shortly.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (tewYv)

395 Egyptian pyramids bombing - six dead in attack near major tourist attraction

http://tinyurl.com/z82esp8

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (CRotO)

396 Isn't it also true that WI can use the results from the original count to assign electors?

I thought I read that somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (kisKf)
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My understanding is that, if the recount weren't done in time, they would use those and commit the electors. I THINK there is basically a failsafe built into that.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (xeeHA)

397 Well Happy Birthday Chris!
Should have baked a cake.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (5sOEp)

398 We can probably arrange to send you a cute chubby chick and a pizza. Amy Schumer okay?

Make up your mind, cute chubby chick orSAmy Schumer?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (39g3+)

399 I'm sorry, I don't know what "JEF" stands for. I get SCOAMF, so I'm hoping it's worse!

Posted by: horde noob at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (ZD+J8)

400 Should have baked a cake.

Delivered by Cake Girl. Does she have a sister?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (39g3+)

401 Jug-Eared Fuck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 03:10 PM (mgbwf)

402 394 Sorry, none of those stars are available today. Zach Quinto will be stopping by shortly.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (tewYv)

==================

Surely Alice Eve is on standby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:11 PM (kisKf)

403 Jug

Eared

Fuckstick

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:11 PM (CRotO)

404 396 Isn't it also true that WI can use the results from the original count to assign electors?

Good... Since MI stopped the recount it probably doesn't matter anyway... It's the principle of the matter...

Posted by: deplorable donna at December 09, 2016 03:11 PM (O2RFr)

405 399 I'm sorry, I don't know what "JEF" stands for. I get SCOAMF, so I'm hoping it's worse!




Jug Eared Fuck

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 03:11 PM (784ZQ)

406 390 One more Charlotte McKinney comparison: She can look quite lovely with the right lighting, makeup, and angle, and look a solid 6 without it.

Kate Upton could wake up hung over with pillow marks on her face and hair matted down with makeup smeared all over and still be a strong 8.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)

You numbering system seems... very different than mine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 03:11 PM (92kX2)

407 Angela Merkel seemed so smart and strong and then she decided to do all this refugee welcome BS. Idk what happened to her.

My favorite theories are 1) dementia and 2) won't have any grandchildren, so this is just as good.

Media here bleats on about how democracy is "under siege" around Europe and the US (because the recent elections had the wrong results, snort), but in actual democracy you ask the people "sollen wir es schaffen?" (should we do it?) instead of telling them they're going to do it ("wir schaffen es")

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:12 PM (Y8Tnx)

408 Heh, recently introduced wild turkeys are responsible for several blackouts in Southern Oregon

http://tinyurl.com/hukmz4o

Well Wild Turkey has been responsible for blackouts for years...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:12 PM (39g3+)

409 Make up your mind, cute chubby chick orSAmy Schumer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:10
*****
I actually think Schumer is kinda cute if she could learn not to speak.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:12 PM (6IPEM)

410 You numbering system seems... very different than mine.


Yeah, with allowances for the birthday thing I'll be charitable and say he has unrealistic standards.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 03:12 PM (mgbwf)

411 >>I actually think Schumer is kinda cute if she could learn not to speak.


Yeah. Being a guy would be super easy for you.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (UD0Gq)

412 "Sorry, none of those stars are available today. Zach Quinto will be stopping by shortly."

You want Kate Upton.
You'll take Charlotte McKinney.
You'll get Zach Gallifinkalooffagus- however-you-spell-that-furball's-surname.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

413 401/403/405 Thank you! Better than I had hoped for.

Posted by: horde noob at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (ZD+J8)

414 lol garrett

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (CRotO)

415 >>It reminds me of when I lived in Milwaukee. If the paper only gave a
description of the clothes, you knew the assailant was black.

Yeah, here in sanctuary city Denver you can typically tell it was an illegal who committed crime a when they don't mention the name, only refer to the perp as "a resident of...".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)

416 Haha garrett

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:13 PM (6IPEM)

417 Happy birthday, Christopher R Taylor!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

418 send all these muzzie fucks to hawaii or cali. all in the name of diversity. have them live with the jug eared fuckstick. king shit midas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:14 PM (KP5rU)

419 Heya L, Elle.

How's life?

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:14 PM (CRotO)

420 You numbering system seems... very different than mine.

For me, its 75% face, 25% body on first impressions. Then it morphs into 99% personality, but just doing a 1-10 numbers rating, its almost all face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:14 PM (39g3+)

421 Hey chavez

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (CRotO)

422 Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 02:55 PM (QQ+il)
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Thanks Grump. *fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (Sfs6o)

423 send all these muzzie fucks to hawaii or cali. all in the name of diversity.

Every single county in Hawaii voted for Clinton. Clearly, its a sign they want more Muslim immigrants. Flood the place with all the ones Barack pulled in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)

424 HR what time is it there? Are you happy in Deutschland? Are you glad that you made the move? You sound happier even with your refugee problem

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (6IPEM)

425 Hey to the rest of the horde.

Debating whether to vacuum or hang out with you deplorables.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:16 PM (CRotO)

426 Happy B-Day, CRT.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:16 PM (Sfs6o)

427 420 You numbering system seems... very different than mine.

For me, its 75% face, 25% body on first impressions. Then it morphs into 99% personality, but just doing a 1-10 numbers rating, its almost all face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:14 PM (39g3+)

I understand, but I have issues with a numbering system that would rate Ms Upton as an 8 for going to the all you can eat rib night at the Sizzler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 03:16 PM (92kX2)

428 425 Hey to the rest of the horde.

Debating whether to vacuum or hang out with you deplorables.
Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:16 PM (CRotO)

===============

Well, we're all terrible people, so us, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:16 PM (kisKf)

429 Amy Schumer with that annoying pudgy face.I watch Star Trek TNG on BBC America and every time they have an ad for the Graham Norton show there is a shot of her pudgy face saying "Whut?".Drives me nuts.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 03:17 PM (r/0kC)

430 411: schumer is cute if you like pan faced skanks. you could do better trolling dive bars after midnight. and, no baggage.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

431 >>Debating whether to vacuum or hang out with you deplorables.

Sounds like a lot of suckage in your future no matter which way you go.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 03:17 PM (/tuJf)

432 Happy Birthday, Chris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 09, 2016 03:17 PM (kisKf)

433 Hang with us, SMFH.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)

434 Been watching gun videos all morning. I cannot believe I have never heard of the Calico- the one with the Helical magazine. Kind of a cool idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (92kX2)

435 Watched that Louder with Crowder video, those people are f'n animals.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (5sOEp)

436 Sounds like a lot of suckage in your future no matter which way you go.

Well played, sir *raises ice water*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (39g3+)

437 Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (Sfs6o)


++++

Weasel! Operation went smoothly?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (CFc5L)

438 Hi SMFH. Thanks for asking. Life is actually really good. I'm very happy. It actually is a strange and unfamiliar feeling. I've sorted out lots of stuff and gotten rid of the assholes in my life that were causing me misery and shit-stirring and held on to the few people that are good for me and care about me. It's simplified things and made a huge difference. So, I'm good. I hope you are as well.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (6IPEM)

439 421: SMFH, sorry about the raiders. k.c. will blow it yet. andy can't help himself. hope this finds you well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

440 423 send all these muzzie fucks to hawaii or cali. all in the name of diversity.

Every single county in Hawaii voted for Clinton. Clearly, its a sign they want more Muslim immigrants. Flood the place with all the ones Barack pulled in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)

---

Not enough popcorn in the world to see them dumped on the leeward side of O'ahu.

The Samoans there will have a field day.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:19 PM (CRotO)

441
Sure, it is.
Right until your wife jabs you in the ribs, you wake up and see the shadow of someone coming through your bedroom window, and somebody's gotta do something.

and you're naked.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 03:08 PM (kKHcp)

-------

Been there..it was the glass breaking in the home office window...kid was 14 and had been shamed into doing it by his older brothers,cousins, friends, etc

I came very, very, close to shooting him, but ultimately just called the police..

Wifey (ex) finally calmed down and was suitably impressed...then the pants came back off...

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 09, 2016 03:19 PM (Rrcz/)

442 About 5 years ago, Amy used to be kinda cute, but she hasn't aged well and her face is puffing up more than Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:19 PM (39g3+)

443 Trump just said "go out and vote Johnson, and vote Kennedy".

I know it's a coincidence about the two names, but it sounded freaky.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 03:20 PM (mgbwf)

444 HR what time is it there? Are you happy in Deutschland?

Six hours ahead of the blog. I'm frustrated by my inability to speak enough German to go join a club or something to meet some people who aren't already friends of Mr. Radish. But mostly it's not much different than my life in Indiana.

Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:21 PM (Y8Tnx)

445 i would love to see the samoans kicking muzzie ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:21 PM (KP5rU)

446 Margin status: blown.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 03:21 PM (0mRoj)

447 Huh. Trump proposing to abolish AMT.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 09, 2016 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

448 I'm doing ok, chavez.

Yeah, I kinda knew that they were gonna suffer when Osemele was out sick.

He had better be hospitalized.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:22 PM (CRotO)

449 I hope she makes the movie so she can explain to her friends why she's supporting the image that is said to have caused young girls to turn anorexic.

Posted by: steve at December 09, 2016 03:22 PM (/NSeN)

450 440 Long pig?

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (r/0kC)

451 Trump just said "go out and vote Johnson, and vote Kennedy".

I know it's a coincidence about the two names, but it sounded freaky.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 03:20 PM (mgbwf)


Trump is making an army of zombie presidents!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

452 447 Huh. Trump proposing to abolish AMT.
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at December 09, 2016 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

Fine by me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (0mRoj)

453 >> It reminds me of when I lived in Milwaukee. If the
>> paper only gave a description of the clothes, you
>> knew the assailant was black.

How any major city does it.

There's all kinds of clues that even the lefties pick up on.

And once they know a name and it's some ethnic oddity, or if the perp might be an illegal, the gymnastics go positively Olympian.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (TppKb)

454 Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:18 PM (CFc5L)
----------
Yep! Thanks for axing. I'm back home and my foot is all rubbery and numb. I started the pain meds and a few minutes ago realized I had the good foot elevated.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Sfs6o)

455 Long pig?




101 Ways to Serve Your Fellow Man
225 pages, Harper Press

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2016 03:24 PM (784ZQ)

456 Eff him! I can't wait until The JEF is out!

I was having a bad day & read this & it did not help!

I might be back later. It's going to be in low 20's tonight & I have towels etc to wash. I'm going to try to put in wash before 5. Dryer is in back hall & it's very cold in there. I have Sherpa lined sweatshirt jacket on chair near washer (in kitchen) to bring to dryer.


Ace,
Havre a good weekend!

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)

457 They are all Mohammedans, Obama is a Mohammedan, as was his father.



Question answered.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2016 03:24 PM (NbJXF)

458 Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 09, 2016 03:19 PM (Rrcz/)

Mine happened so long ago I was still Two-EyedJack, and hadn't yet bought my first firearm.
So, I decided to punch through the drawn-down shade, and the window pane. While yelling something guttural, I'm not sure what.

Funny, there was blood on the window shards, but it wasn't mine.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 03:24 PM (kKHcp)

459 >> About 5 years ago, Amy used to be kinda cute, but
>> she hasn't aged well and her face is puffing up more
>> than Jerry Lewis.

Hop on that like the Easter Bunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2016 03:24 PM (TppKb)

460 Jimmy Soul is right, but he left off something: "...but don't stick it in crazy."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 03:26 PM (39g3+)

461 Six hours ahead of the blog. I'm frustrated by my inability to speak enough German to go join a club or something to meet some people who aren't already friends of Mr. Radish. But mostly it's not much different than my life in Indiana.
Posted by: HR trinkt Gluehwein at December 09, 2016 03:21
******
I think I consider myself good at learning languages but German is a bitch. I took a semester of it and could barely tolerate it. I couldn't wait for it to be over. That must be hard for you socially. I hope it gets better.

Six hours ahead? So it's almost Guten Nacht?
(Did I get that right, Bander? I probably misspelled it.)

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:26 PM (6IPEM)

462 453: they do that here. the closest major city is milwaukee, 100 miles away. course when the don't give the race of the perp, you know they aint white hispanics. usually they are traytables, looking for the nearest community college of rap. or whitetrash meth heads.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

463 HR: Mann kann nicht genug schwein haben!

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2016 03:27 PM (tewYv)

464 Hi Chavez, SMFH!

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:28 PM (sj3Ax)

465 Hi Carol!

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:28 PM (CRotO)

466 Happy hour beckons. Later all.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2016 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

467 carol, low twenties for a low? that was our high today. next week highs are forecasted in the single digits. fuckin gore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:29 PM (KP5rU)

468 mister humility is on a quest to destroy all foundations of this countries founding. a prime example of how a communist influenced and anti-American upbringing can make a Castro wannabe out of anyone. Sorry WON, you are going to have to kill some of us to match Fidel's citizen slaughter count. Ill be watching. locked and loaded

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at December 09, 2016 03:29 PM (fJQAI)

469 carol how have you been?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:29 PM (KP5rU)

470 AMT?

I'm slow today. I looked it up and got Alpha-Methyltryptamine

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:29 PM (6IPEM)

471 i would love to see the samoans kicking muzzie ass.
............

Then hand them over to the pygmy cannibals.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

472 (Did I get that right, Bander? I probably misspelled it.)


Close enough. Gute Nacht.

I'm running away for a little while, so everyone try not to have fun and be funny. I hate missing the good threads.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (mgbwf)

473 I was hoping Ace would take on Tom Ford's Lessons in manliness.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (UD0Gq)

474 466: happy hour here soon. as soon as wifey gets home. only way to cope in wisconsin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

475 Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:23 PM (Sfs6o)

LOL!!! Now that's a Moron!!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (CFc5L)

476 Right now I think it's about 55 degrees INSIDE my office. Nice, sunny 20 degrees outside. Hooray, Wisconsin!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 09, 2016 03:31 PM (xeeHA)

477 AMT = Alternative Minimum Tax

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:31 PM (Sfs6o)

478 Note: Obama claims that the rise of ISIS was not on his intelligence radar.


Note 2: To have it on your radar you'd have to put down that copy of Golf Digest, chump.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Interrupts Its Silliness to Mourn John Glenn at December 09, 2016 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

479 Obama can take all these pig fucking Muslims who lick the balls of camels while doing so into his own house.

Posted by: R. DUKE at December 09, 2016 03:32 PM (ONH2e)

480 Nude Sex Thread

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 09, 2016 03:33 PM (QQ+il)

481 I was hoping Ace would take on Tom Ford's Lessons in manliness.
Posted by: garrett at December 09
*****
Okay, is Tom Ford the fashion designer that said every guy should be penetrated so they can understand what it's like to be a woman?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2016 03:33 PM (6IPEM)

482 Lemme see...
Grammie
Moron Pundit
Mis hum
Chavez the hugo
Wis Rich
Donna&&&&

This is kind of a cheesehead blog, huh?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 03:33 PM (kKHcp)

483
LOL!!! Now that's a Moron!!
Posted by: washrivergal at December 09, 2016 03:30 PM (CFc5L)
-----------
Oh, and I suspect the comedy has only started. Nearly killed myself with the crutches a minute ago. I think there must be a trick to them.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2016 03:33 PM (Sfs6o)

484 478: obama and intelligence radar don't belong in a sentence. that is a contradiction. that fuckers' intelligence went away the first time he filled his diapers. stanley flushed the best thing about him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

485 482: nothing else to do. too damn cold.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

486 From the side bar:

GTFO---->O o

Hobo code for "Get the Fuck Out Obama!"....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2016 03:35 PM (5VlCp)

487 Chavez,
I forget where you live. I'm 4-7 miles from Boston, MA.
I'm okay,,how are you?

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:36 PM (sj3Ax)

488 What power you ask.

The power of "Fuck You"

Posted by: John Goodman at December 09, 2016 03:36 PM (0Askb)

489 SMFH,
Hi ! How are you? Are you &Chi still seeing each other? I hope so.

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:37 PM (sj3Ax)

490 487: doing good carol thanks. i live in wisconson. about 40 miles west of green bay. it sucks here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:37 PM (KP5rU)

491 about 40 miles west of green bay. it sucks here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2016 03:37 PM (KP5rU)


HA!

When you said major city 100 miles away but lived in Wi, I narrowed it down to approx Appleton to mebbe Stevens Point. A quick look of my map....

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2016 03:41 PM (kKHcp)

492 Well, I asked my 18 yr old what he thought of Amy Schumer's looks and he said she was "hideous."
I pointed out that she is NOT hideous in her physical features but he explained that it was her "pinched-up snotty expression." There's something about her that looks "mean and nasty."

He said that, forced to choose, he would prefer to go out with super-fat Melissa McCarthy because she looks cheerful and is actually funny sometimes. And that makes her much prettier.

(Of course I suppose he'd rather be "forced" to choose Kate Upton!)





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 09, 2016 03:42 PM (Nox3c)

493 Charlotte McKinney's boobs are fake as shit. That's a total turn-off because it's those fake boobs that have made her (probably) a millionaire by now.
Now Kate Upton on the other hand....is all natural.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2016 03:42 PM (UHgh+)

494 We're friends, Carol.

I got married to a wonderful man back in October, and he passed away a month ago to the day.

And in case anyone is interested in attending his interment, it will be December 23, 2016 at noon at the Central Texas State Veterans Cemetery in Killeen.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2016 03:42 PM (CRotO)

495 Chavez,
I forgot you live in Wisconsin. But, at least, you have a Real Republican governor.
We have a secret D in R party-Charlie Baker-who couldn't wait to sign transgender bathroom bill that's even worse than what The JEF wanted.

Lesbian AG response to women who were afraid of sex offenders was"called it in" & I am so glad that Texas Judge wants that bitch to go to Texas for global BS suit she filed against Exxon for a deposition.

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:47 PM (sj3Ax)

496 SMFH,
Oh my God! I'm so sorry to read that. Was he ill? Or did he have sudden heart attack?

That happened to a good friend of mine, they were out on a Sunday in July & having good time & then he had heart attack & passed away in front of her.

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2016 03:56 PM (sj3Ax)

497 >>> "But for a variety of reasons, Australia cannot, or does not want to, send them back, and the "refugees" won't accept offers of resettlement in New Guinea or Cambodia"

WTF?

A man answers a knock on his door and finds a homeless person who says, "I'd like to live in your spare bedroom. You see, it's very cold and dangerous out here on the street and I didn't think you'd mind"

The man, being a charitable soul, says, "Well, can you assure me that you won't burn my house down, have sex with my daughter, or pawn all my stuff?"

The homeless person stares at his shoes in deep thought for a moment then replies, "Probably."

The man considers this response and says, "I don't think this is a good idea for either of us. I think I'll pass".

The homeless person responds, "Fair enough. I'll just hang out in your living room until someone else agrees. Hey, could you bring me a sandwich? Oh, and I'll take all the cash you have in your wallet please".

... this is reasonable?

Obama says, "Racist! I ordered that he sleeps in Damiano's room! Please clap!"

Damiano says, "BRB. I forgot something in my canoe. Why don't you stand over there on that tarp and wait a moment?"

Posted by: Damiano at December 09, 2016 03:58 PM (H2eIU)

498 He said that, forced to choose, he would prefer to go out with super-fat Melissa McCarthy because she looks cheerful and is actually funny sometimes. And that makes her much prettier.

Yeah, I'm with him. McCarthy is funny and seems happy and pleasant to be around. Definitely her way over Amy Schumer or even Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2016 04:03 PM (39g3+)

499 207 99 >>>You know Michele is going to leave Upper Deckers in ALL the WH toilets.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2016 01:54 PM (UD0Gq)

Nah, too easy for her to get caught. Wookie shit has a distinctive smell.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 09, 2016 04:25 PM (h5ffp)

500 If the government is moving people around in secret, might not an enterprising state attorney general charge the Feds with "trafficking in persons?" As they say, discovery would be interesting.

Posted by: Nobody Special at December 09, 2016 10:25 PM (v5uOx)

501 Aussie here
A few years ago we had a meathead government that reversed the very effective policy of automatic detention for illegal entry. Because almost all illegal immigrants arrive by boat we then experienced a mini version of the Mediterranean crisis, with upwards of 1100 dead.
The new government returned to 100 per cent turnbacks and an absolute promise that NO-ONE arriving by boat wil EVER get to Australia. This is the only way to deter boat arrivals.
These people are the last from the old policy. Rejected for refugee status, but no security findings. We can't keep the detention centres open and can't close them until somebody takes the leftovers

Posted by: MyFriendOtis at December 09, 2016 10:31 PM (8PS5x)

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