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Some Links And An Open Thread

Actully it's just an excuse to use the graphic, which made me laugh.

titanic truth.jpg

Fake News? You be the judge.....

Posted by: CBD at 08:40 PM




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1 oh, hello...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 08:38 PM (WTSFk)

2 ... am i first?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 08:38 PM (WTSFk)

3 ... am i better, or just lucky?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 08:39 PM (WTSFk)

4 Gojira!

*Little Japanese boy in short shorts and beanie points over the port bow*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:39 PM (EnKk6)

5 Trifecta, MJC.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:40 PM (EnKk6)

6 ... i want that last carrier!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 08:40 PM (WTSFk)

7 4 Gojira!
*Little Japanese boy in short shorts and beanie points over the port bow*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:39 PM (EnKk6)


That's one thing I've noticed about Japanese popular movies and TV shows: there's always some annoying little kid in the cast.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 10, 2016 08:41 PM (9Nr3o)

8 Does the new thread have teej?
He makes everything better.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 08:41 PM (6IPEM)

9 Headlines at this hour?

I am confused.

Posted by: fluffy at December 10, 2016 08:42 PM (jw2Xw)

10 Sup folks?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 08:43 PM (zMWpG)

11 Son texts me from South Carolina and says his PBS station has a Carpenters special. So I turn on PBS here and I get "The Making of Milwaukee". Not the same thing.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)

12 The 21 Foot Rule: Forensic Fact or Police Myth?

[ ... ]

In 1983, the concept's founder, Salt Lake City PD police firearms instructor Lt. John Tueller (Ret.) set up a drill where he placed a "suspect" armed with an edged weapon 20 or so feet away from an officer with a holstered sidearm. He then directed the armed suspect to run toward the officer in attack mode. The training objective was to determine whether the officer could draw and accurately fire upon the assailant before the suspect stabbed them. After repeating the drill numerous times, Tueller wrote an article wherein he opined that it was entirely possible for a suspect armed with an edged weapon to successfully and fatally engage an officer armed with a handgun within a distance of 21 feet.


I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife?

Am I missing something, here?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 08:44 PM (zc3Db)

13 Speaking of teletubbies-

The larger icebergs on the back of the sea monster look like teletubbies

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2016 08:45 PM (tOcW/)

14 "A rare Godzilla-free day":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQUMJNXrW6U

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:45 PM (EnKk6)

15 No that really happened. I sawr it on the news.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

16 About that picture in my nic, my hair was really slicked back, that's why it looks so high on my forehead!

Swear it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 08:45 PM (BS8yt)

17 7: but they do have a steady supply a really cute girls too, so I'll over look the annoying kid.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:46 PM (PMC7c)

18 4 Gojira!

*Little Japanese boy in short shorts and beanie points over the port bow*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:39 PM (EnKk6)



Rowr!

Posted by: Harry "Gorjira" Reid at December 10, 2016 08:47 PM (jV8Mq)

19 MAGA, you were in Full Gigolo Mode with a babe on your arm.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:47 PM (EnKk6)

20 So, how about that Rex Tillerson/John Bolton news, eh? Anybody hearing any exploding heads in their neighborhood yet?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 08:48 PM (lJW6d)

21 Funny how Obama uses the me and I language if things don't go to hell but the we and them language when they do. This is why he is so bad at a leadership job. And his low IQ.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2016 08:49 PM (cOHS7)

22 LEAVE GOJIRA ALONE!!!!!

Posted by: Buritane ... at December 10, 2016 08:50 PM (AoK0a)

23 Barry Soetoro is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 08:50 PM (0F67M)

24 I'm kinda here L, Elle.
And kinda at Slane Castle.
My. Word. This show blows me away every time I watch it.

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 08:50 PM (gJ3Vg)

25 17 7: but they do have a steady supply a really cute girls too, so I'll over look the annoying kid.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:46 PM (PMC7c)


A fair point.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 10, 2016 08:51 PM (9Nr3o)

26 You know what they call a guy who throws his knife at you?

Unarmed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 08:51 PM (0F67M)

27 19 MAGA, you were in Full Gigolo Mode with a babe on your arm.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:47 PM (EnKk6)

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I am rocking the stashe , and I'm looking more and more like my grandfather, God rest his soul.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 08:51 PM (BS8yt)

28
I won't be convinced Rex Tillerson is a great choice for Sec State until Bill Wynn says it's not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 08:52 PM (hEfz0)

29 20: they are whining at work about all the "millionaires" in Trump's cabinet. I asked where the poor people were in Obama's cabinet. Some of my co workers are NOT taking Trumps election well. They take what they here on the MSM as gospel, which is maddening.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:52 PM (PMC7c)

30
I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife?
Am I missing something, here?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


I think that only works in the movies. Every time I throw a knife the pointy end doesn't end up where I want it to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

31 I basically have not turned on my TV for the last several years, except for sports, simply because I did not want to see or hear anything about Obama, or worse - hear words out of his own mouth. I feel like I can turn on the TV again, and it might even be fun. I think I'm going to start watching Tucker Carlson. I liked him in years past, and it sounds like he's better than ever. This might be fun. I'm looking forward to having a fun President.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)

32 Russian hacker hysteria is the left's #pizzagate.

Discuss.

Posted by: Saber Alter at December 10, 2016 08:54 PM (YZ7Go)

33 I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife?
Am I missing something, here?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 08:44 PM (zc3Db)

Yup....like Britt in the Magnificent Seven.

Ouch!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2016 08:54 PM (5VlCp)

34 21 Funny how Obama uses the me and I language if things don't go to hell but the we and them language when they do. This is why he is so bad at a leadership job. And his low IQ.


Reagan had a paper weight(or something like it) that said "The buck stops here". Obama has one that says "the buck stops.........way over there. no. waaayyyyy over there".

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:54 PM (PMC7c)

35 I asked where the poor people were in Obama's cabinet.


Carrying the sedan chairs on their shoulders?

Posted by: Adriane the Transportation Critic ... at December 10, 2016 08:55 PM (AoK0a)

36 The White House pushed that version of events Thursday, pointing to an assessment by Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper in September 2014 that U.S. intelligence agencies "underestimated" the Islamic State,

The term "Islamic State" is an umbrella term for a variety of movements.
In the case of Iraq, or Syria, a very heterogeneous group, largely secular which has decried al-quaeda as a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: James Clapper at December 10, 2016 08:56 PM (zc3Db)

37 How about the old cop shows on TV when the crook throws his gun at the cops when he's out of ammo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2016 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

38 26 You know what they call a guy who throws his knife at you?
Unarmed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 08:51 PM (0F67M)


You keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: guy with an extra knife in his boot at December 10, 2016 08:56 PM (9Nr3o)

39 The 21 foot article is very good.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

40 Reagan had a paper weight(or something like it) that said "The buck stops here".
===========================


He also had a jar of jelly beans. I got each of my grandkids a jar of jelly beans for Christmas.


My daughter the Sugar Nazi will of course try to take them away, but I'm on to her tricks.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 08:57 PM (dFi94)

41 The youtubes I've seen of Tucker he's ...different now.


Like he wants to be taken seriously.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2016 08:57 PM (qUNWi)

42 I know hell is a place meant for non believers and those who deserve it but I'm pretty sure I just got a taste of it tonight.. Against my will I went to a b day party for a gal, had to sit at a table with 7 women. If I ever hear another conversation about shoes that someones son wears to show choir again I will hang myself with dental floss. Mr K says I'm a snot but honest to goodness if I have to leave my home to drink I want to do it belly up to a bar watching sports. I think I need a safe space.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 08:57 PM (ITucM)

43 I will still look at Barak as the first affirmative president since lots of people thought if they elected him that racist monkey would be off their back. Little did they know it became a gorilla under his waych.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (5sOEp)

44 39 The 21 foot article is very good.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
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Long Cat strikes again!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (EnKk6)

45 'I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife? '

I think I would only do that if I had another knife. Who knows what a crazy person will do though? Most though will probably hang on to the knife.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (BO/km)

46 I feel like I can turn on the TV again, and it might even be fun. I think I'm going to start watching Tucker Carlson. I liked him in years past, and it sounds like he's better than ever. This might be fun. I'm looking forward to having a fun President.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)


Trump: #MakingTVGreatAgain!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (9Nr3o)

47 >>That's one thing I've noticed about Japanese popular movies and TV shows: there's always some annoying little kid in the cast.


Other than Oliver on the Brady Bunch, is there a little actor more annoying than that fucking kid in Shaaaaaaane?

Posted by: Geico at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (c8Ctg)

48
Reagan had a paper weight(or something like it) that said "The buck stops here". Obama has one that says "the buck stops.........way over there. no. waaayyyyy over there".
Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:54 PM (PMC7c)

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I thought that was Truman

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 08:59 PM (zMWpG)

49 Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 08:57 PM (ITucM)
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Women are crap as far as having fun goes. I try to avoid them at parties if at all possible. Or church gatherings. Or at the zoo.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 08:59 PM (dFi94)

50 Tucker has changed but maybe for the better. He was on Fox's morning show long ago, left for a long while then returned before his evening show. I have only seen a few but looks like a good daily show.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:00 PM (5sOEp)

51 "The youtubes I've seen of Tucker he's ...different now.



"


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Trump has given hundreds of sets of balls back to people on the right.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2016 09:01 PM (cOHS7)

52 Oregon Muse - are you posting at the wedding? Are you? Seriously now. That is bad form.


..... remembers the wedding where I snuck out to watch the Fog Bowl......


Nevermind.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)

53 I'm like the opposite of fun at any gathering. I'm always looking for a corner to hide and wait in until I can go home.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:01 PM (Om16U)

54 48:Hmm. Might have been. I thought it was Reagan. Might have been both.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 09:02 PM (PMC7c)

55 Reposted from the last thread:

It's funny how US lefties were all smoochy with the USSR back in the old days, but are now aghast at the thought of a close relationship between the US and the Russian Federation.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

56 >>>'I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife? '

I think I would only do that if I had another knife. Who knows what a crazy person will do though? Most though will probably hang on to the knife.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2016 08:58 PM (BO/km)


I was just making the point that a guy with a knife poses more of a threat than just just running at you and trying to stab you. If someone is facing a guy with a gun then I think he might take his chances throwing the knife rather than trying to outrun the draw/shot. And against a cop he has nothing to lose. So what if he misses? It not as if the cop is going to shoot him, anyway. He knows that he gets a free throw. He's going to end up arrested, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 09:02 PM (zc3Db)

57 Tucker ditched the bow tie like Superman pulling off Clark Kent's glasses

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:02 PM (BS8yt)

58 37 How about the old cop shows on TV when the crook throws his gun at the cops when he's out of ammo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

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Or gabby throwing the bullets
.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (zMWpG)

59 Votermom - I hate most social gatherings too. It's just not me. I have to force myself. I keep a list in my head of conversation starters. Most people like to talk about themselves, so I kind of go with that.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (dFi94)

60 i was going to say something, but in all the excitement of being first i forgot what it was. later...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (WTSFk)

61 That 21 foot rule came up during the Michael Brown case.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (5sOEp)

62 55 Reposted from the last thread:

It's funny how US lefties were all smoochy with the USSR back in the old days, but are now aghast at the thought of a close relationship between the US and the Russian Federation.
Posted by: rickl



I'm old enough to remember when the 80's called and wanted there foreign policy back. Also, "we'll have more flexibility". Good times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (PMC7c)

63 i was going to say something, but in all the excitement of being first i forgot what it was. later...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 09:04 PM (WTSFk)


"Oh yeah ... I'm radioactive!"

Posted by: Steve Martin at December 10, 2016 09:05 PM (zc3Db)

64 And here comes Mairead.
Absolutely ripping up a fiddle while running around and leaping on stage.

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 09:05 PM (gJ3Vg)

65 If your trained at knife throwing 21 ft would be fatal to your target.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:05 PM (BS8yt)

66 Grammie it's not too bad if I'm just talking to one person - I can nod and make interested noises as they talk.
When it's a group conversation though ...

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:06 PM (Om16U)

67 Always have a backup knife.

Next to your backup firearm.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:06 PM (Om16U)

68 If your trained at knife throwing 21 ft would be fatal to your target.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:05 PM (BS8yt)

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Ninjas?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:07 PM (zMWpG)

69 If your trained at knife throwing 21 ft would be fatal to your target.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:05 PM (BS8yt)


Exactly. Which means that such a person is a serious threat with a knife at 40 feet - 20 feet running and the throw.

The cop can't really duck out of the way as he's trying to draw his weapon. He's extra vulnerable during that action.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

70 When it's a group conversation though ...
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Yeah, I hear ya. Me too. Though I don't think people much notice if someone's not talking, as long as they have a pleasant expression on their face (not bored or annoyed, etc). I think they just kind of mentally pass you by. That's my theory anyway. So I sit there and grin like a fool.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:08 PM (dFi94)

71 Hey MAGA nice pic! And nice tree - very Trumpian!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:08 PM (Om16U)

72 Throwing knives takes a lot of practice. A real lot of practice.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (5sOEp)

73 Throwing your edged weapon introduces lots of variable that can easily amount to you disarming yourself. You miss, the target moves, you hit the target somewhere less than fatal, they have some kind of armor etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (0F67M)

74

The Southern Poverty Law Center, aka the SPLC, has published a list of what they call “Terror from the Right” that categorizes two Islamic terror attacks—including the deadly assault on Orlando’s Pulse nightclub that left 49 dead and the Black Lives Matter-inspired murders of police officers in Baton Rouge and Dallas—as “radical-right terrorist plots.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (IqV8l)

75 Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2016 09:01 PM (cOHS7)

I'm hoping that at least a few Rs find their spines again as well, those that haven't been completely made one with the Borg already at least.

Saw a window cling on a truck today. Trump/Pence: Finally *somebody* with balls. I suspect that's how many of the Horde feel.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (sEDyY)

76 I actually hope a firearm / gun post will cover hand to hand combat weapons in the near future.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (BS8yt)

77 According to Mother Jones, the Republicans are out to destroy Social Security.

Which is worse, icebergs or Republicans?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:10 PM (tHwdc)

78 66 Grammie it's not too bad if I'm just talking to one person - I can nod and make interested noises as they talk.
When it's a group conversation though ...
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:06 PM (Om16U

..........

I agree. The worst was being polite waiting for the next round. One other gal and I just sat and drank. The "talkers" ran their mouths and had like 2 sips by the time we were ready for another. Awkward.( Or i drink too much). Possible

Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 09:10 PM (ITucM)

79 Its time to enact common sense sea monster regulations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:11 PM (h3bcG)

80 I havd a very nice fighting knife and guess you could throw it but it would be better to keep in your hand.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:11 PM (5sOEp)

81 Shit like this makes me want to choke a bitch...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/laurie-burrows-grad/tools-for-widows_b_11545956.html

"Yay! I can open a jar ALL BY MYSELF!!!"
- HuffPo bint

Posted by: SMFH - Go Army at December 10, 2016 09:11 PM (CRotO)

82 76 I actually hope a firearm / gun post will cover hand to hand combat weapons in the near future.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (BS8yt)

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Will there be kung-fu fighting?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:11 PM (zMWpG)

83 77: Or you can just wait and let SS destroy itself. Its bankrupt.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 09:12 PM (PMC7c)

84 Knives have came up in past gun thresds.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:12 PM (5sOEp)

85
82 76 I actually hope a firearm / gun post will cover hand to hand combat weapons in the near future.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (BS8yt)

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Will there be kung-fu fighting?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:11 PM (zMWpG)








That's a little bit frightening.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2016 09:12 PM (LuZz8)

86 Those kids were fast as lightning

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:12 PM (0F67M)

87 Doesn't it feel great to feel good about our Country again?

Posted by: CMU VET at December 10, 2016 09:12 PM (C+wjz)

88 The problem with group conversations, with women at least, is that they generally end up talking about people they know. Since I'm a hermit crab it's usually people I don't know. So it's boring and bewildering to me.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U)

89 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

My impression was that was the point of the article, we may be setting the boundary for a "good shoot" too close (given conditions) because the test was never tried from further away.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (sEDyY)

90 I do have a link for next cross or longbow fight.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (5sOEp)

91 72 Throwing knives takes a lot of practice. A real lot of practice.

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PRO TIP: Use a mannequin the first time you throw a dagger to extinguish a cigarette

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (h3bcG)

92 Throwing your edged weapon introduces lots of variable that can easily amount to you disarming yourself. You miss, the target moves, you hit the target somewhere less than fatal, they have some kind of armor etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (0F67M)


But when you are talking about a perp versus a cop none of this matters. The perp is about to be arrested, anyway. He isn't worried about being killed if he is disarmed because he's against a cop, not just in a fight against some guy. The perp, if he wants to attack the cop to try and get away, is risking nothing by throwing his knife away. SO he misses? He's arrested the same as if he had lunged at the cop and not made it. Given that he has a chance of hitting the cop with a throw it's all upside for him.

Remember, we are not talking about two guys fighting it out. We're talking about a criminal versus a cop. A person doesn't have to worry about being disarmed against a cop.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (zc3Db)

93 And everybody was...

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (zMWpG)

94 >Will there be kung-fu fighting?

as long as EVERY BODY is doing it

https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 10, 2016 09:14 PM (swEzU)

95 Never bring a knife comment to a gun thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:14 PM (h3bcG)

96 Never bring a shotgun to a crayon fight.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 10, 2016 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

97 MAGA--

Lovely picture. You two make an adorable couple.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2016 09:14 PM (CFc5L)

98 Donald Trump's show, the Apprentice, will open it's new season on January 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be replacing Donald Trump.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:14 PM (dFi94)

99 Every time someone brings up Tucker, it takes me a moment to realize that they are not referring to Chi's dog.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2016 09:15 PM (CFc5L)

100 Does the new thread have teej?

He makes everything better.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 08:41 PM (6IPEM)

He does!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (tHwdc)

101 Expert timing...

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (Tyii7)

102
Here's a Jeopardy-ish answer for you tonight:

This device measures wind speed.

(What's the question?)



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (hEfz0)

103 Prager was talking about winning this past week. He pointed out if your Cubbys won a championship say it will only last at best a month. But this will last much longer, but ghe good part it might be a few year long season of winning. Still waiting to see if the Democrats can stop this.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (5sOEp)

104 "Tillerson will be paired with former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton as his deputy secretary of state for day-to-day management of the department, one source added."

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Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (CRotO)

105 They take what they here on the MSM as gospel, which is maddening.
Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at December 10, 2016 08:52 PM (PMC7c)

Yeah, they unquestioningly swallow the crap the MSM shovels at us - while calling us uneducated, unsophisticated hicks.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (P8951)

106 98 Donald Trump's show, the Apprentice, will open it's new season on January 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be replacing Donald Trump.

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Will he say "Consider yourself terminated" instead of "You're fired"?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (Om16U)

107 It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (0F67M)

108 "A person doesn't have to worry about being disarmed against a cop."

If I threw a knife at a cop I expect he would shoot me.

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (BO/km)

109 So wondering.
Do any of you have blog friendships off the blog?
I have a few.
And they have been Godsends for me.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (6IPEM)

110 Maybe I just need to start carrying a Bowie knife around sheathed to my thigh.

Might make a good Christmas present.

Or would it be better to have a double-edged blade?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (BS8yt)

111 74
The Southern Poverty Law Center, aka the SPLC, has published a list of what they call "Terror from the Right" that categorizes two Islamic terror attacks--including the deadly assault on Orlando's Pulse nightclub that left 49 dead and the Black Lives Matter-inspired murders of police officers in Baton Rouge and Dallas--as "radical-right terrorist plots."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2016 09:09 PM (IqV8l)


Is the SPLC a Communist front? Serious question.

What do we need to do to put those fuckers out of business?

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

112 The way I explain the Trump cabinet to the liberal naysayers is thus: OK, Trump is nominating a group of rich, successful, entrepreneurial risk takers who have managed huge multinational business. Vs. Obama's entire cabinet of Ivy League professorial eggheads who have spent most of their careers pulling their chins in the faculty lounge. Who do you think is going to put people back to work?

That usually shuts them up.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (lJW6d)

113 Knives and firearms go together very well. Since firearms were invented in fact.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (5sOEp)

114 102. Anemometer

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (tv+HX)

115
Shwarzenegger is a big shithead. He's a climate change believer.

He was pushing that LessMeat, LessHeat bullshit campaign a while ago, telling people to eat less meat because he does.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:18 PM (hEfz0)

116 >>If I threw a knife at a cop I expect he would shoot me.


That's why you throw it at Wally Joyner.

Posted by: Yankee Fan at December 10, 2016 09:19 PM (c8Ctg)

117 102
Here's a Jeopardy-ish answer for you tonight:

This device measures wind speed.

(What's the question?)



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (hEfz0)

-------

According to my ex wife, my erections..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:19 PM (zMWpG)

118
114 102. Anemometer
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



What is....?

Yes. Correct.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:19 PM (hEfz0)

119 "He's arrested the same as if he had lunged at the cop and not made it. Given that he has a chance of hitting the cop with a throw it's all upside for him. "

The perp drops the knife, if he doesn't drop the knife he doesn't go to jail. His choice is finite.

Posted by: gNewt at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (uYSAz)

120 >>So wondering.
>Do any of you have blog friendships off the blog?



Oh, yeah.

I go Woolin' with Ace at least once or twice a month.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (c8Ctg)

121 How about the old cop shows on TV when the crook throws his gun at the cops when he's out of ammo?

I remember when they used to bounce six shots off of Superman and then throw the gun at him. And he WOULD DUCK!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (qJhUV)

122 Maybe I just need to start carrying a Bowie knife around sheathed to my thigh.

Here's what you need, though it's a knock off. http://bit.ly/2hbjFxd

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (0F67M)

123 SPLC is a Communist group as far as I see.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (5sOEp)

124 I like small gatherings - one or two or three people over for dinner where you can have a good discussion and pay attention to each person.

I find big gatherings exhausting. I have to do the dinner meeting, cocktail party thing for work occasionally and I can do it, I can mingle and make small talk, but by the end of the evening, I can't wait to get home.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (P8951)

125 He pointed out if your Cubbys won a championship say it will only last at best a month.
===================


He obviously does not live at my house. You should see the crap people are getting this year. And some of them are not getting it because I am keeping it. Example: I bought two souvenir books - one to keep and one to give. I'm keeping both. That's how insanely obsessed I am. I added a directive in my will that I be buried in my World Series Champions 2016 shirt. No lie. That is how insane I am.


One month. I harumph on the one month.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (dFi94)

126 There was funky Billy Chin, and Little Sammy Chong...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (5VlCp)

127 I'm not a professional, but ... what if the guy threw the knife?

It takes a lot of practice and a fixed distance to get any kind of reliability of the knife hitting point first.
********
I read that wuwt piece on the $100k challenge a couple of days ago; in over a year, no one has manged to prove a statistically significant human effect on climate variation.

But but but it's settled science! 97% of registered douchebags agree! Now the media is whining that Trump is building a hit list of DOE and EPA employees that pushed this charlatan theory.

He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's pissin' their pants...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (oZEJt)

128 Ah, the real deal from the same site

http://bit.ly/2hblDxw

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM (0F67M)

129 Could you get away with pretending that this are just kitchen knives, I wonder?
https://www.knife-depot.com/knife-344132.html

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (Om16U)

130 So, Nate Silver is now officially on the "Russia (s)elected Trump!" train. Hey, it sounds a lot better than "I'm a dumbfuck who couldn't read the tea leaves, despite the fact that it's my one and only job."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (S2VsH)

131
I like small gatherings - one or two or three people

Quick, what's the song that references two or three gathered in His name?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (hEfz0)

132 120 >>So wondering.
Oh, yeah.
I go Woolin' with Ace at least once or twice a month.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:20 PM
****
I knew you would say some shit like this.
You do have an unnatural affection for Ace btw.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (6IPEM)

133 Knives and firearms go together very well. Since firearms were invented in fact.

A gun is just a long distance spear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (0F67M)

134 truth on the titanic. if they had not seen the iceberg. and hit it head on. It would not have sunk. glance along side took out too many airtight sections. headon would have been one or two.

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (fJQAI)

135 Hah! Huh! Oooff!

Posted by: Funky Billy Chin at December 10, 2016 09:23 PM (Tyii7)

136 I'm hoping the Left moves on to the second stage of the grieving process soon... M' Schadenboner canna take much more!

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 10, 2016 09:23 PM (kP16F)

137 Quick, what's the song that references two or three gathered in His name?

The Wedding Song Peter Yarrow, I think

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:23 PM (lJW6d)

138 Quick, what's the song that references two or three gathered in His name?





Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (hEfz0)
===============================

The Wedding Song. Paul Stukey. Or Stuckey. Something with an S.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:23 PM (dFi94)

139 A gun is just a long distance spearslingshot

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:23 PM (Om16U)

140 Small gatherings sounds gay.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM)

141 Here comes the big boss, lets get it on.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (0F67M)

142 Was it Peter? I always thought it was Paul. Huh. Can't keep my apostles straight.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (dFi94)

143 Have a nice fighting knife too Skip.
It's called a Paul Chen Practical Plus Katana.
And an Air Force survival knife
K-bar with serrated blade near the hilt.
Couple of Buck 110's and other field knives.
Oops, forgot the Marine machete.

I'll stick with the commander model Colt, thanks.
What can I say? I'm old.

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (gJ3Vg)

144 Votermom you could keep one in the knife block in place of a steak knife

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (5sOEp)

145 The Wedding Song, could be Yarrow or Stuckey, but it sure as heck wasn't Mary Travers. She could only play the radio.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (lJW6d)

146 Cut my hand practising the shashka with the kiddos. Smarts something fierce.

#1 daughter had me sprinkle Yunan Baiyao on the wound. That burned and hurt worse than the cut, but it will heal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (tv+HX)

147 "A gun is just a long distance spear."

Chemical slingshot

Posted by: freaked at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (BO/km)

148 91
PRO TIP: Use a mannequin the first time you throw a dagger to extinguish a cigarette
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:13 PM (h3bcG)


Annie Oakley used a .22 rifle to shoot a cigarette out of her husband's lips.

She was anti-smoking before it was cool.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

149
The Wedding Song Peter Yarrow, I think

You hippie fruit!!

Jut kidding. You're right, of course.

Who's Peter Yarrow? Is that Peter, Paul & Mary's last name? Why do you know that??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZbhrO4IEtI

There Is Love

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (hEfz0)

150 >>You do have an unnatural affection for Ace btw.


I had an Ewok plush toy as a kid.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (c8Ctg)

151 109 So wondering.
Do any of you have blog friendships off the blog?
I have a few.
And they have been Godsends for me.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:17 PM (6IPEM)

I met Farmer and Mis Hum and Chavez the Hugo and steveeg at a Wisconin Mo Me a couple of years ago (and Mrs. MH and Mrs. Hugo, who are very nice ladies), and it was quite fun, but I don't live near to any of them. We picked Green Bay as the meeting place because it was most convenient for all us. Farmer lives in Northern Illinois and MisHum and Chavez live in Western Wisconsin.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (P8951)

152 >>> The 21 foot rule

reminds me of "justified"

danny crowe runs toward raylon givens, trips in a hole and stabs himself to death.

brutal but lol

Posted by: concrete girl at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (EsioC)

153
Wait, who's Stuckey?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (hEfz0)

154 I think 80% of Baptist weddings in 1979 had that played as part of the ceremony.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (dFi94)

155
Are you telling me Peter Paul and Mary have last names...and you know them all??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (hEfz0)

156 There Is Love

Thats it. I used to play that for Weddings and completely forgot the name. I think it may have gone by both titles.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (lJW6d)

157 I had an Ewok plush toy as a kid.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (c8Ctg)
***
Nice lying

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)

158 Wait, who's Stuckey?


An early pioneer in the field of pecan log vending.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (0F67M)

159 Aww, he's right? That means I'm wrong. Dagnabbit.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (dFi94)

160 153
Wait, who's Stuckey?

Famous for his nutrolls

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (lJW6d)

161
So, Nate Silver is now officially on the "Russia (s)elected Trump!" train.


The deceased chicken named Hillary no longer is in the mix?

Chickens: can't fook with 'em, can't fook without 'em.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (BK3ZS)

162 Wait, who's Stuckey?

That handsome hunk with the big pecan log.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (Tyii7)

163 Are you telling me Peter Paul and Mary have last names...and you know them all??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:26 PM (hEfz0)
==================

Are you telling me you don't?

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (dFi94)

164 I have a Gerber fighting knife that is close to that Fairbairn Sykes, pulled it out and didn't get out of bed to get it.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (5sOEp)

165 I really like Mad Dog's "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery."
Pistols and knives don't count as artillery, right?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (Om16U)

166 >>>Molly k. at December 10, 2016 08:57 PM (ITucM)

that's why i mingle at parties

Posted by: concrete girl at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (EsioC)

167
The #2 wedding song of all time is...

Aqualung.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:28 PM (hEfz0)

168 Hahaha

Pecan Log Jokes...I didn't expect 3 of the next 4 comments to have them!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:28 PM (c8Ctg)

169 Ah, it's Stookey. With an oo

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:28 PM (dFi94)

170 130 So, Nate Silver is now officially on the "Russia (s)elected Trump!" train. Hey, it sounds a lot better than "I'm a dumbfuck who couldn't read the tea leaves, despite the fact that it's my one and only job."
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (S2VsH)

Yep - they're trying to both delegitimatize Trump's victory and cover their own asses. It's easier to say "Russia elected Trump" than it is to admit "we screwed up and our polls were shit."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:28 PM (P8951)

171 The #2 wedding song of all time is...

Aqualung.

Actually I prefer Thick As A Brick. Nothing like a 45 minute song at a Wedding ceremony

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:29 PM (lJW6d)

172 Their picture on their Wiki page is disturbing.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:29 PM (dFi94)

173
okay, for bonus quatloos...

name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:29 PM (hEfz0)

174 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:25 PM (P8951)
****
MisHum is one of my life lines. Just the best guy. I hope I get to meet him one day in person and tell him that.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (6IPEM)

175 134 truth on the titanic. if they had not seen the iceberg. and hit it head on. It would not have sunk. glance along side took out too many airtight sections. headon would have been one or two.
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at December 10, 2016 09:22 PM (fJQAI)


True.

It was a moonless night, and the sea was dead calm.

If the moon was out, they would have spotted the iceberg sooner, and also if the ocean was choppy, they would have seen the waves breaking against the iceberg.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

176 Milo will be speaking at UW Milwaukee on Tuesday. I'm tempted to go. I imagine the crybullies will be out in force.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (P8951)

177 Okay, 21 foot rule? Go like this. If a dude coming at me with a knife, he be dead. Bang (repeat 13 times).

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (zLDYs)

178 I imagine that James Comey would breath a sigh of relief if the Left went with the Russia Conspiracy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (0F67M)

179 name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom

Paging Fenelon

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:31 PM (lJW6d)

180 I should call it a night before the ONT appears and its 10:30 already.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:31 PM (5sOEp)

181 Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:30 PM (6IPEM)

He's a great guy.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:31 PM (P8951)

182
Not for anything but as soon as you SEE the knife, you shoot to kill. Sort it out with the police and court later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:31 PM (hEfz0)

183 Milo will be speaking at UW Milwaukee on Tuesday. I'm tempted to go. I imagine the crybullies will be out in force.

I think Trump is in Milwaukee as well on Tuesday. At the Waukesha Expo, or State Fair Park.


A double header

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (lJW6d)

184 Maybe Arnold on The Apprentice will just "let them go"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (kP16F)

185 No No No - I was right after all! Wiki says Paul Stookey wrote The Wedding Song (There Is Love) for Peter Yarrow's wedding.


I was right. Just pointing that out.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (dFi94)

186 >>Sort it out with the police and court later.


Without speaking to anyone but your lawyer, the judge and the jury.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (c8Ctg)

187 164 I have a Gerber fighting knife
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:27 PM (5sOEp)


They give away knives in jars of baby food?

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

188 179 name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom

Paging Fenelon
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:31 PM (lJW6d)

...........

Is the "if two or more are gathered in my name" ?

Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (ITucM)

189 Tucker called someone out on the Russia tampering ghe other night. Tuck said flat out to the guy You have no proof.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (5sOEp)

190 They give away knives in jars of baby food?

It's part of the Toddler Loophole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (0F67M)

191
name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom

"...when two or three are gathered together in my Name I will grant their requests." Jesus said it. To whom, I have no idea, as well as what is / are the specific verses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)

192 L, Elle, where are you? I forget....

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (P8951)

193 Mathew 18:20?

Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (ITucM)

194
Is the "if two or more are gathered in my name" ?

Yes.

Book, chapter, and verse?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (hEfz0)

195 Tucker called someone out on the Russia tampering ghe other night. Tuck said flat out to the guy You have no proof.

Then I believe they call that "Fake News", no?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (lJW6d)

196 CO, Donna &&

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (6IPEM)

197 Book of Mathew, and Jesus speaking?

Half credit?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (zMWpG)

198 name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom
==============


It's from Matthew 18, Jesus talking to his disciples.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (dFi94)

199
Huzza for Barrel-Be-Gone (TM)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:34 PM (BK3ZS)

200 This is what I have
http://www.gerbergear.com/Knives/Fixed/Mark-II-Knife_22-01874N

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (5sOEp)

201 Verse? Oh sheesh. 24 or 25 I think

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (dFi94)

202 "Always have a backup knife.
Next to your backup firearm.
Posted by: @votermom"

Truth.
Words to live by.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (02Q1d)

203 "what's worse, republicans or icebergs?"

republicans with icebergs on their backs.

of course.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (WTSFk)

204 The Barrel abides....

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (qUNWi)

205
Mathew 18:20?

Posted by: Molly k.


Yes

For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (hEfz0)

206 Mathew 18:20?

OK, did any of you guys know that by heart or did you have to look it up. Be honest!

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:35 PM (lJW6d)

207 Tucker called someone out on the Russia tampering ghe other night. Tuck said flat out to the guy You have no proof.
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (5sOEp)

=======

I believe the guest called him a Russian operative after he made that statement.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 10, 2016 09:36 PM (L+dg+)

208 Aw crap. I'm tired of being wrong. I'm going to make some toast.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:36 PM (dFi94)

209 I swear my g and t keys are linked together.
I need a real keyboard not a touch screen

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:36 PM (5sOEp)

210 I think Trump is in Milwaukee as well on Tuesday. At the Waukesha Expo, or State Fair Park.


A double header
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:32 PM (lJW6d)

I love the whole Thank You tour thing, although he's not saying much that is new. First, it's great that he's thanking the people who got him elected. Secondly, it's a great way to reassure people that he's going to stick to his agenda and to bypass the media.

I just love when he calls out the media at those rallies.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:36 PM (P8951)

211 I knew it. Grew up in a very bible believing home. I will admit tho that I had to think awhile before I could come up with it

Posted by: Molly k. at December 10, 2016 09:37 PM (ITucM)

212 OK, did any of you guys know that by heart or did you have to look it up. Be honest!
===========================


I was at a distinct disadvantage, as Rev is not here tonight. He has pretty much memorized the entire New Testament, chapter and verse. He's my cheat sheet. Since he's not here, I said verse 25. Thus, making toast.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:38 PM (dFi94)

213 I knew it. Grew up in a very bible believing home. I will admit tho that I had to think awhile before I could come up with it

Give this lady a free Platinum Membership, with all the extra priveleges.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:38 PM (lJW6d)

214 Ok I'm out.
Have fun and good night.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2016 09:39 PM (5sOEp)

215
"...when two or three are gathered together in my Name I will grant their requests."

Yeah this isn't accurate, I don't think. But I did think that it is implied or believed that prayers are more readily answered when two or more ask. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2016 09:39 PM (hEfz0)

216
TRUMP SECRETLY WENT TO RUSSIA AND STUDIED HOW TO TAKE OVER AMERICA!

Posted by: Fake but Real News at December 10, 2016 09:39 PM (AGr9E)

217 Good night Skip!

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 10, 2016 09:39 PM (dFi94)

218 TRUMP SECRETLY WENT TO RUSSIA AND STUDIED HOW TO TAKE OVER AMERICA!

And he went over in an SR-71 Blackbird

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:40 PM (lJW6d)

219 @81 That is - that is - Gaaaaah, I can't even put it into words! It's like an article for a Barbie doll who married an old man for his money and he croaked on schedule. NOTHING delicate about it - it's fucking PLAYFUL. Really? Really? "A screwdriver"?! A corkscrew? No dildos?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

220 Obama blames U.S. intelligence for missing rise of the Islamic State

I am certain that they will work extra hard to manufacture evidence of Russian malfeasance for President Blowhard.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2016 09:40 PM (HwVbl)

221 BTW, Milo is really laying on teh ghey these days. He appeared at Michigan the other day dressed in a toga with a gold olive branch wreath on his head and lipstick and nail polish. I'm like "dude, obviously you are not serious about becoming Trump's press secretary if you're appearing in public like that."

It was great that before he donned the Caligula garb, he went out and mingled with the SWJs protesting his appearance. He carried a sign that said "Milo Sucks!"

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:41 PM (P8951)

222 so the snowflake eloi on college campuses are afraid of the morlochs that surround them. but they were/t expecting zardoz, the giant head of donald trump, landing among them.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2016 09:41 PM (WTSFk)

223 Milo is pretty damn brave.

I won't question his nerve.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2016 09:42 PM (qUNWi)

224 97 year old lei'd by Miss Hawai'i America

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=69345

This should be on the ONT, btw.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:43 PM (CRotO)

225 218 TRUMP SECRETLY WENT TO RUSSIA AND STUDIED HOW TO TAKE OVER AMERICA!

And he went over in an SR-71 Blackbird

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 09:40 PM (lJW6d)

He's building a more souped up version in his garage on weekends.

Posted by: Fake but Real News at December 10, 2016 09:44 PM (AGr9E)

226 219 @81 That is - that is - Gaaaaah, I can't even put it into words! It's like an article for a Barbie doll who married an old man for his money and he croaked on schedule. NOTHING delicate about it - it's fucking PLAYFUL. Really? Really? "A screwdriver"?! A corkscrew? No dildos?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

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Miley!

Glad to see it isn't just me.

I'm trying not to send off a very foul email to the bints at HuffPo.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:45 PM (CRotO)

227 This Just In:
Russia hacked the Army-Navy game!

Posted by: @votermom on a wonky tablet at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (Om16U)

228 I'm trying not to send off a very foul email to the bints at HuffPo.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:45 PM (CRotO)

Why? I think it's called for.

I think the hardest thing for me was forcing myself to stop sleeping on the living room couch. I did that for a year and a half. I still need the TV on at night.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (tHwdc)

229
I changed my license plates... with a screwdriver! Yay, me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)

230 LOL votermom!!

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (CRotO)

231 Army beats Navy for the first time in fifteen years. There is joy in the Long Gray Line tonight.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (DZsvp)

232 This just in:
Navy up by 4 pts
Game over.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 10, 2016 09:48 PM (6IPEM)

233 I changed my license plates... with a screwdriver! Yay, me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)

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The things I could do to that ignorant twatwaffle with a screwdriver and a blowtorch.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:48 PM (CRotO)

234 Thank you Miley. Nice of you to say.
Sorry. I've been in and out of here watching this concert.

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 09:49 PM (gJ3Vg)

235 I think the hardest thing for me was forcing myself to stop sleeping on the living room couch. I did that for a year and a half. I still need the TV on at night.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (tHwdc)

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My recliner for me...sometimes the couch.

And TV stays on.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:49 PM (CRotO)

236 Usually on Pandora or Spotify.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:50 PM (CRotO)

237 55 Reposted from the last thread:

It's funny how US lefties were all smoochy with the USSR back in the old days, but are now aghast at the thought of a close relationship between the US and the Russian Federation.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)


B-b-b-b-but .... they're not something something really .... ummm ..... like, you know .... ummm Comm- errr, I mean, Socialists. umm, wait......

BooooooshTrummmmmp!!!

-The Left

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at December 10, 2016 09:50 PM (wq8Cl)

238 My little indulgence in the pointy objects genre: http://tinyurl.com/jy2bdts

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 10, 2016 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

239 221 BTW, Milo is really laying on teh ghey these days. He appeared at Michigan the other day dressed in a toga with a gold olive branch wreath on his head and lipstick and nail polish. I'm like "dude, obviously you are not serious about becoming Trump's press secretary if you're appearing in public like that."

It was great that before he donned the Caligula garb, he went out and mingled with the SWJs protesting his appearance. He carried a sign that said "Milo Sucks!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:41 PM (P8951)


I still favor Laura Ingraham for press secretary, but I won't complain if Milo gets it.

And why can't we have rotating press secretaries? There's no law that says there has to be only one. Larry Elder would be good, too.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2016 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

240 This Just In:

Russia hacked the Army-Navy game!


Posted by: @votermom

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Jill Stein has filed for a re-count.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2016 09:51 PM (H5rtT)

241 Considering how I feel about the media in this country, I don't really see "dressed in a toga with a gold olive branch wreath on his head and lipstick and nail polish" as inappropriate for a White House press secretary.
Garish, maybe, but not inappropriate.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2016 09:51 PM (02Q1d)

242 I changed my license plates... with a screwdriver! Yay, me!



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:47 PM (BK3ZS)

I picked out the clothing to send Mr. Deplorable off to Jesus. Yes, the Superman underwear.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:51 PM (tHwdc)

243 Underoos?

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:52 PM (CRotO)

244 220 Obama blames U.S. intelligence for missing rise of the Islamic State

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ShitMidas only found out when he read it in the papers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:53 PM (h3bcG)

245 I was thinking about that Canadian woman who confessed she had slept with a Trump voter. My first thought, when I read the story was "what a great tip for young conservative guys who want to hook up. Want to get rid of a hot but obnoxious liberal? Leave an Ann Coulter book on the kitchen table the next morning. It's like moonbat repellant!"

But it really kind of depressed me. This is what "courting" is nowadays? Want to get laid? Hook up with someone on Tinder and meet, both of you knowing it's about sex. It's like ordering food online.

No wonder this generation gets so upset about a song like "Baby, it's cold outside." They don't get romance or playful seduction, or the woman playing hard to get, or anything but "I want to have sex." "OK, so do I, let's go to my place."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:53 PM (P8951)

246 Nope, just found 'em on Amazon. It was part of a joke, but he was, to me.

His mom thought I'd put him in his wedding suit. Now why would I do that? He hated getting dressed up.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:54 PM (tHwdc)

247 Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:16 PM (CRotO)

That's my favorite thing about this appointment if it happens. Bolton, day in - day out, in your face.

Posted by: gracepc at December 10, 2016 09:54 PM (OU4q6)

248 Garish, maybe, but not inappropriate.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2016 09:51 PM (02Q1d)

I have to admit, Milo pressers would be a blast. Everyone would tune in. It would be the best entertainment on TV.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:55 PM (P8951)

249 And why can't we have rotating press secretaries?

Oh, we can, we can. Just that with Milo, some folks have an issue on what he'd be rotating on.

Not that that makes them bad people, or anything, but...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2016 09:55 PM (H5rtT)

250 @AP
BREAKING: Republican John Kennedy wins Louisiana runoff election for Senate seat, defeating Democrat Foster Campbell.

Posted by: Evilpens at December 10, 2016 09:55 PM (y3aQB)

251 No wonder this generation gets so upset about a song
like "Baby, it's cold outside." They don't get romance or playful
seduction, or the woman playing hard to get, or anything but "I want to
have sex." "OK, so do I, let's go to my place."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at December 10, 2016 09:53 PM (P8951)

My 16-year-old niece just sang that in a duet for a school performance. She rocked it.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 09:56 PM (tHwdc)

252
I think it is crucial the Trump's Press Secretary call out questioners who offer up ignorant questions or ones posed with a clear bias.

"I'm not going to dignify with an answer what just forced its way out of your pie hole. Take some time to reword it and come back with a point of inquiry -- I will not entertain your blatantly ridiculous hypotheticals. Next!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:56 PM (BK3ZS)

253 Absolutely. I sure would watch them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2016 09:56 PM (02Q1d)

254 Donna,

These kids have had EVERYTHING handed to them all their lives. They did not have to work for anything.

Of course they would have sex-on-demand. They know no other way.

Romance is a foreign concept to them. Courtship isn't even on their radar.

Doesn't help that Lena Dunham is their sex expert.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 09:56 PM (CRotO)

255 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2016 09:51 PM (02Q1d)

We need someone who will treat The Press with exactly the deference they deserve. Rs have taken "Don't be mean to the people who buy ink by the gallon" way too much to heart the last couple of decades and it has caused nothing but trouble for the nation as a whole.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2016 09:57 PM (sEDyY)

256 Doesn't help that Lena Dunham is their sex expert.

Eeet eez malpractice!

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Ruth at December 10, 2016 09:58 PM (Tyii7)

257 244 220 Obama blames U.S. intelligence for missing rise of the Islamic State

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ShitMidas only found out when he read it in the papers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2016 09:53 PM (h3bcG)

*looks at watch*

*sighs*

Dear Lord, can this fucking wretched empty suit just finally go the fuck away?

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2016 09:58 PM (BDi8o)

258 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 09:53 PM (P8951)

The general impression is that that story, is a complete made-up piece of bullshit click bait.

It definitely has the feel of it. I read that comedic shit all the time on (D)emocrat Underground and it follows the pattern. Some pf them are positively hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at December 10, 2016 09:59 PM (wq8Cl)

259 Was having so much fun on the Pet Thread that I really didn't realize how late it was.
Hello.


*waves to SMFH. Hugs & good thoughts sent out into the ether.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 10, 2016 10:01 PM (ez4la)

260 Chapter and verse, no. But...

Whenever two or more of you are gathered in my name, there am I also.
Close enough?

He is now to be among you, at the calling of your hearts
Rest assured this Troubadour is acting on your part
The union of your spirits here, has caused Him to remain
For whenever two or more of you are gathered in His name
There is love
There is love

Love your neighbor as your self
Being an old guy I always liked the way the good Dr put it too.
And why I often leave with
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 10:01 PM (gJ3Vg)

261 It couldn't possibly be Barky's fault. Sure, Billary took a huge donation from ISIL to add to her 1 billion dollar war chest and plastic surgery and so on. But, in DC 2 + 2 =3 because the DNC takes 25 percent off of the top. Sure, Barky took 50 percent off the top of Billary's war chest. But, I personaly put Barky's butt in the air and let the MSM guys pump him full of white goo. I took Barky to Folson street bath houses where Hollywood rich guys would give him a butt fisting for 20K per bun at fund raisers. I don't know where we went worng but we will win this one yet. Even if we have to issue Presidental decreases to trump P.E. Trump. Good evening.

Posted by: Barney F at December 10, 2016 10:01 PM (4acWK)

262 Hey Chi.

Glad you had fun with y'alls critter talk.

I'm heading to the VFW.

Should be real interesting. Lots of squids there as well as us grunts.

Posted by: SMFH at December 10, 2016 10:02 PM (CRotO)

263 Love your neighbor as your self

Being an old guy I always liked the way the good Dr put it too.

And why I often leave with

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 10:01 PM (gJ3Vg)

Amen.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 10:02 PM (tHwdc)

264 What did make me chuckle about that hookup story is that the woman described her "date" in super-flattering terms. He was tall, extremely handsome, a former Marine, charming, great in bed - but eck! a Trump voter!!

Gee, and here I thought all those white guys who voted for Trump were toothless sister-humpers

Note to that Canuck bint: we have all the good men on our side Stick to male Hill voters and you'll find yourself meeting a bunch of pajama boys.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 10, 2016 10:03 PM (P8951)

265 Hey Donna, it might be kinda fun to watch Trump 1 come into MKE on Tuesday. It's usually somewhat of a spectacle when they arrive. It will be even better when he comes in on AF-1 some day.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2016 10:07 PM (lJW6d)

266 We have been ONTd

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2016 10:08 PM (sEDyY)

267 263 Love your neighbor as your self
Being an old guy I always liked the way the good Dr put it too.
And why I often leave with

Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at December 10, 2016 10:01 PM (gJ3Vg)
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Amen.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR
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I make an effort to end every phonecall with friends with " I love you."
It creeps out most of my guy friends, but I don't care. I love them, and want them to hear it.

As an aside, I love myself every day. Sometimes twice a day!
(Yes, I know that I'm an idiot)

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 10, 2016 10:09 PM (ez4la)

268 @256 Zombie Dr. Ruth

Dude. She's alive. All 4'7" of her.
And, a sniper.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2016 10:15 PM (H5rtT)

269 I think that's sweet, Chi. Some people aren't used to it - takes practice, and gets easier.

I answered your question on the pet thread. Sorry, wandered off.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 10, 2016 10:16 PM (tHwdc)

270 I read that wuwt piece on the $100k challenge a couple of days ago; in over a year, no one has manged to prove a statistically significant human effect on climate variation.

But but but it's settled science! 97% of registered douchebags agree! Now the media is whining that Trump is building a hit list of DOE and EPA employees that pushed this charlatan theory.

He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's pissin' their pants...


Posted by: GnuBreed
****

Or pooping in the halls...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 10, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

271 MI Supreme Court rejects Jill Stein's recount appeal!

goo.gl/6wQSpo

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 10, 2016 10:41 PM (Kucy5)

272 191
name the Bible verse the "two or more" thing comes from and who said and to whom

"...when two or three are gathered together in my Name I will grant their requests." Jesus said it. To whom, I have no idea, as well as what is / are the specific verses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 10, 2016 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)
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In the Celtic Bible, that is translated as "whenever three or four are gathered together, there is always a fifth"

Posted by: Old Toby at December 11, 2016 09:28 AM (DFPku)

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