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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Valerie Jarrett: Trump's Victory Was "Soul-Crushing"Meh. I was hoping for soul-annihilating or at least soul-ripping. "Obviously we were surprised by the outcome of the election. It kind of was like -- I'm not sure what the right analogy would be -- but like a punch in the stomach, let’s say. Soul-crushing might be another description," Jarrett said. "But that’s the democracy that we have. The people get to decide and the elections matter and we have to get about the business of doing our job."Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mama at December 08, 2016 04:53 PM (S4vXM) 2
First they came for the rat-faced, Iranian sympathizers....
Posted by: Valjar at December 08, 2016 04:54 PM (tg/Uu) Posted by: Nip Sip at December 08, 2016 04:55 PM (NbJXF) Posted by: pep at December 08, 2016 04:56 PM (LAe3v) 5
Don't you have to have one for it to be crushed?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 04:56 PM (92kX2) 6
#2: I appreciate your enthusiasm but some lines got crossed here that only serve the hard left looking to shut down free expression in the name of "hate speech."
Posted by: Some guy at December 08, 2016 04:56 PM (tg/Uu) 7
Nope. You have to have a soul for it to be crushed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2016 04:56 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Satan at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (qf6WZ) 9
This is bullshit. She doesn't believe in souls.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (xeeHA) 10
Barack Obama campaigned on 'giving the finger' to America and he leaves office still flipping the bird.
Picture on Breitbart. Coy, snide, cowardly bastard that he is. He wants military criticizing the president, well he's getting it. Oh, right, he meant criticize Trump, white people, republicans. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (JXcPZ) 11
I would have prefered that her soul was "harvested."
In the fictional sense, of course. In the way that a D&D fantasy creature would harvest an NPC's soul. You know, through the whole killing and harvesting route. Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (q177U) 12
Crush your enemies souls, see them driving their Priuses (Prii?), hear the lamentations of the pajama people...
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (J73Jf) 13
I hate that last line of hers. I want them to stay soul-crushed. Because once they are past that then begins the vindictive sabotage crap.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi) 14
The people get to decide and the elections matter and we have to get about the business of doing our job."
After eight years, someone should tell this to Barry. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2016 04:58 PM (8ZskC) 15
I'm not sure what the right analogy would be -- but like a punch in the stomach, let's say.
How about a complete rejection of you and all you works? Does that work for you? Or perhaps "burn in hell, you she-witch". Posted by: pep at December 08, 2016 04:58 PM (LAe3v) 16
She felt great pressure in vacuum where her soul should be.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 04:58 PM (QQ+il) 17
Ace must read the FB group.
Posted by: V the K at December 08, 2016 04:58 PM (O7MnT) 18
Here is the story I mentioned earlier today about an NFL players home supposedly vandalized wth "Trump" among other things scrawled on it.
http://tinyurl.com/jkok4d3 Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 04:58 PM (r/0kC) 19
i would have settled for skull fucking her soul. souls have skulls right?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (KP5rU) 20
Ace, I;'d prefer not to know about the lubrication for your dick. ;^) But yes, Valerie Jarrett is just awful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (tOcW/) 21
Just change "soul" to "malignant beating heart of impenetrable blackness" and it all works.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (8ZskC) 22
But seriously, her misery sustains me.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (xeeHA) 23
"Obviously we were surprised by the outcome of the election. It kind of was like -- I'm not sure what the right analogy would be -- but like
being grabbed by the mish? Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (784ZQ) Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (QQ+il) 25
$86 million in vacations, suckahs!
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (8ZskC) 26
20 i would have settled for skull fucking her soul. souls have skulls right?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2016 04:59 PM (KP5rU) If not, skulls will be provided. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (8nWyX) 27
I'm wondering how evolution theory explains the existence and crushing of a soul? Would energy be then destroyed? Wasted? Maybe Valerie could sell those tears on craigslist?
Posted by: drew at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (4awEj) 28
Next up: Jarrett selfie on the pot.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (2WITp) 29
Ewe, ValJar's tears are NOT touching my dick.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (OZmbA) 30
She understands that what it really means is that a substantial body of Americans hates her and everything she stands for.
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (TppKb) 31
I'm not sure what the right analogy would be -- but like a punch in the stomach, let's say.
Or a grab in the p@#$y? Posted by: TexasDan at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (yL25O) Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 08, 2016 05:00 PM (VQwRE) 33
Acid tears..
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (QQ+il) 34
12 I would have prefered that her soul was "harvested."
In the fictional sense, of course. In the way that a D&D fantasy creature would harvest an NPC's soul. You know, through the whole killing and harvesting route. Like that old kung fu video game where you ripped their spinal column out. Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (784ZQ) 35
I saw Jarrett's Tears open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in 1993.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (xeeHA) 36
Knowing she is going to spend the next number of years watching her shitty policies ripped apart soothes my soul.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (/tuJf) 37
trump should send that rat faced bitch back to iran where she really belongs.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (KP5rU) 38
>> Ewe, ValJar's tears are NOT touching my dick.
I'm not gonna bet that she doesn't cry hydrazine. Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (TppKb) 39
Too bad she didn't self-commit to an asylum. Hopefully she will at least quit dating.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 05:01 PM (1BQGO) 40
Black Law Professor advocates in a law journal for freeing blacks for crimes against whites including murder using Jury Nullification. Where is the media denouncing speech promoting genocide? Way worse than fake Richard Spencer.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnRiversX4/status/806950324128751617/photo/1 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (8wEhr) 41
Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick.
Pure poetry Ace. I firmly believe that the Obama Cabal did not want HRC or Bill near the WH. Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (oiNtH) 42
Feel free to move back to Iran!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (NOIQH) 43
I hated the results of the 2008 and 2012 elections.
I never thought that they were "soul crushing." Posted by: rd at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (Rtl0g) 44
Move your crummy statue of Che, bitch. I'm coming home.
Posted by: Winston Churchill's Indomitable Bust at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (8ZskC) 45
Maybe she should go to University of Michigan Law School for some coloring book and play dough therapy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (+lVUW) 46
I'm not gonna bet that she doesn't cry hydrazine.
Posted by: JEM I was thinking HF, but yours is good too. Posted by: pep at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (NOIQH) 48
>> I never thought that they were "soul crushing."
Infuriating, disgusting, 2012 particularly embarrassing, I suppose 'soul crushing' in a "WTF are you thinking, America?" sense. Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (TppKb) 49
Black Law Professor advocates ... anarchy.
Chaos, they want it, they crave it, they live it. Law of the Jungle; brute force, muscle, claw and fang. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (JXcPZ) 50
Let me be the first to thank y'all for not being able to take things slowly. You had it. You had the country until the end of time. Every election was going to be yours.
All you had to do was take it a little bit slower. Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (5kqPn) 51
She has a soul? I find that improbable.
Posted by: dagny at December 08, 2016 05:04 PM (a3mAZ) 52
Chaos, they want it, they crave it, they live it. Law of the Jungle; brute force, muscle, claw and fang.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (JXcPZ) ------------ Persistently ignoring how well-armed their opposition would be. Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 05:04 PM (xeeHA) 53
Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick.
Isn't having "Valerie Jarett" and "dick" in the same post some kind of sex crime? Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi) 54
Law of the Jungle; brute force, muscle, claw and fang.
Yeah, that tends to not work out so well for arrogant, clueless peawits. Posted by: pep at December 08, 2016 05:05 PM (LAe3v) 55
Enjoy your retirement in Zabol, Val.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 05:05 PM (2WITp) 56
Does Valerie understand that we will collectively try to erase her and Obama's legacies as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 05:05 PM (SIY7D) 57
Gotta say, Ace is beating the dick jokes like they owe him money.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 08, 2016 05:05 PM (eXSOZ) 58
51 She has a soul? I find that improbable.
Posted by: dagny She doesn't have a soul, but being Afro-Iranian, she has soul as in Soul Train. Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (jBuUi) Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (TppKb) 60
"Here is the story I mentioned earlier today about an NFL players home
supposedly vandalized with "Trump" among other things scrawled on it." Unfortunately, the security camera went offline for the time in question, so there are no photos/video of the despicable act. Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (1BQGO) 61
Ace's dick needs more exposure. Like Carlos Danger's.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (SIY7D) 62
What's soul crushing is having traitors and unscrupulous kleptocrats appointed to the highest level of government, and people either oblivious or complicit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (+wjl1) 63
>>Move your crummy statue of Che, bitch. I'm coming home.
Remember the scandal when Obama's communications director, Anita Dunn, praised Mao as one of her favorite political philosophers? Oh yea, there was no scandal according to the media. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (/tuJf) 64
60 "Here is the story I mentioned earlier today about an NFL players home
supposedly vandalized with "Trump" among other things scrawled on it." Unfortunately, the security camera went offline for the time in question, so there are no photos/video of the despicable act. Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (1BQGO) How convenient. Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (z/Ubi) 65
Can we charge and detain people from the prior administration in Gitmo. It's truly amazing how far down the shitter we have fallen the past 8 years under the Obama/Clinton/Soros Syndicate.
Seriously, Gitmo for these assholes until trial. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (8wEhr) 66
America is red in dick and frog.
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (jBuUi) Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaging in political satire at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (wPiJc) 68
If Jarrett the Ferrett is upset then I am happy. It's pretty much that simple
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (dELE3) 69
Black Law Professor advocates ... anarchy.
Chaos, they want it, they crave it, they live it. Law of the Jungle; brute force, muscle, claw and fang. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (JXcPZ) We're waiting...... Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 08, 2016 05:08 PM (VQwRE) 70
I'd hit it!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Brown at December 08, 2016 05:08 PM (Fjhqj) 71
valjar makes whoopi look like a miss universe winner. she had to hit every branch on the way down that ugly tree.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2016 05:08 PM (KP5rU) 72
At a woman's entertainment breakfast, MeAgain Kelly gave a speech and praised Michelle for sticking to her beliefs with grace and class, and praised HRC and was loudly cheered. She then told the audience to give Trump a chance and that there is much to admire about him. As predicted the audience booed her and Kathy Griffith flipped her the bird and yelled "fuck him!".
There are no souls there to crush. Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2016 05:08 PM (oiNtH) 73
61 Ace's dick needs more exposure. Like Carlos Danger's.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 05:06 PM (SIY7D) Judging from the posts over the last few weeks, I am waiting to hear it has formed it's own news network, just so it can hire pretty blondes to harass. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:08 PM (92kX2) Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at December 08, 2016 05:09 PM (CRotO) 75
Soul Crushing. Election results
Politics is the Religion for the Left! This is what happens when you render unto Caesar that which should be given to God and your Lord and Savior. Posted by: rd at December 08, 2016 05:09 PM (Rtl0g) 76
Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj) 77
So when J the F leaves in about a month, is she going to continue to get that Secret Service protection?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (dELE3) 78
68 If Jarrett the Ferrett is upset then I am happy. It's pretty much that simple
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (dELE3) This is a handy gauge for how to feel on any particular issue, yes. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (8nWyX) 79
I have zero fkucs to give about how valjar d. ferret feels, or her mannikin either.
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (zLDYs) 80
I, for one, look forward to eight years of Trump as President and a return to the Glory Days of the sixties with anti-nuke, anti-war, give peace a chance, for the children, democracy advocates in the street burning and pillaging so their voice can be heard.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (JXcPZ) 81
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Mohammed Ahmed Mohammed Ahmed at December 08, 2016 05:11 PM (2WITp) 82
68 If Jarrett the Ferrett is upset then I am happy. It's pretty much that simple
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (dELE3) --- *fistbump* chavez, like a 'ron who won the thread earlier, Lucille woudn't hit that. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at December 08, 2016 05:11 PM (CRotO) 83
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
If this the job you sent a resume in for and you knew someone who worked there,r or one that just called you out of the blue? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 05:11 PM (tOcW/) 84
"Here is the story I mentioned earlier today about an NFL players home
supposedly vandalized with "Trump" among other things scrawled on it." Unfortunately, the security camera went offline for the time in question, so there are no photos/video of the despicable act. Bwahahahahahahaha. Yeah. No. Sorry. Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (784ZQ) 85
All you had to do was take it a little bit slower.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 08, 2016 05:03 PM (5kqPn) Yep. The bastards got greedy. They pushed too much too far too fast. Five minutes after they got gay marriage, we started hearing about how oppressed trannies were. It was like, "we're not only going to make you eat shit,middle America, we're gonna hold your mouth open and force it down your throat with a stick." Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (P8951) 86
76 Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Posted by: Insomniac -------------------- As long as you remembered to put on pants, mark it in the "win" column. As always, wishing the best for you... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (rGSog) 87
I'd hit it, if I had a dick.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (2WITp) 88
If this the job you sent a resume in for and you knew someone who worked there,r or one that just called you out of the blue? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 05:11 PM (tOcW/) This was a different one. There was a job posting by a recruiter that I sent a resume to. This was a fairly recent development. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (0mRoj) 89
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Mohammed Ahmed Mohammed Ahmed at December 08, 2016 05:11 She does look somewhat like a goat, so that makes sense. Posted by: Joe Mama at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (S4vXM) 90
In other liberal insanity Porlands will be adding a tax that pay their CEO's more than what the city deems proper. To reduce inequality of course.
I visited Oregon last summer and as beautiful as it is the liberal nuttiness is just too much. One common complaint among local career minded professional is there are few large companies there. Well, soon there will be even less. But less inequality as everybody will be poorer. Good job progs spreading the poverty around. Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (1BQGO) 91
As long as you remembered to put on pants, mark it in the "win" column.
As always, wishing the best for you... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:12 PM (rGSog) Thanks, man. I was wearing shorts, but I wasn't in my skivvies or anything. Plus, it was on the phone anyway so they would be none the wiser. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (0mRoj) 92
76 Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj) --- Got their email? The Horde would be happy to...convince...them to do the right thing and hire you. Least we can do. Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (CRotO) 93
>>Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Keep hope alive. All it takes is one and your world will change. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (/tuJf) 94
Five minutes after they got gay marriage, we started hearing about how oppressed trannies were. It was like, "we're not only going to make you eat shit,middle America, we're gonna hold your mouth open and force it down your throat with a stick."
Posted by: Donna Well said! You heard all of the hysterical cries during the campaign about Trump racist! misogynist! Hates gays! blah, blah and they are still wimpering about it. Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2016 05:14 PM (oiNtH) 95
My wish for Obama extends to the Farsi Ferret and all like her: May they live long enough to see everything they've done completely reversed, everything they believe in repudiated and discredited and on their deathbeds, may the last thing they hear as the Grim Reaper drags them down to Hell are the voices of children mocking them and laughing at the mention of their names. Oo-mayn! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:14 PM (mbhDw) 96
Insomniac, hang in there man. It will all turn out for the good if you just keep banging away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (92kX2) 97
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) 98
Black Law Professor advocates in a law journal for freeing blacks for crimes against whites including murder using Jury Nullification. Where is the media denouncing speech promoting genocide? Way worse than fake Richard Spencer.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnRiversX4/status/806950324128751617/photo/1 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (8wEhr) Jury nullification is legal, of course, but I believe that trying to convince others to do so is illegal. Writing this in a law journal (of all places) could very well be an open and shut case against this douchebag. There was a SCOTASS case some years back about this. Of course, his lawyer would surely require at least one black on the jury so the chances of him being convicted are rather low - but it still should be grounds for disbarment (if he's even a member of the bar) and his ejection from whatever school he is allegedly teaching at. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (zc3Db) 99
Isn't having "Valerie Jarett" and "dick" in the same post some kind of sex crime?
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:04 PM Ace is just trying to help us get rid of these four-week Schadenboners. Think of it as therapy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (kDUMP) 100
Clinton going off today about the national crisis of "Fake News".
You can guess what her solution is: Government censorship but she doesn't call it that, just that it has to be addressed immediately. Why do Liberals hate the first amendment so much. Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (hdpay) 101
Say what you want about trumps cabinet picks. Not a single avowed card-carrying Marxist among them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (dnWSK) 102
96 Insomniac, hang in there man. It will all turn out for the good if you just keep banging away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (92kX2) They syntax of your post is troubling in the context of Valerie Jarrett. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (mbhDw) 103
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) I'd be kicked out of the Military if I said it Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (dELE3) 104
96 Insomniac, hang in there man. It will all turn out for the good if you just keep banging away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (92kX2) I'm mostly the bangee and not the banger these days, but I'm trying. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (0mRoj) 105
Is there anyone in the upper echelons of the Democratic Party that is not a narcissistic histrionic?
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (nFg65) 106
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) Our current CiC is a POS. Give the military approx 6 months for the unfucking to go from top to bottom and things will be better. Posted by: Murtaugh at December 08, 2016 05:17 PM (kKHcp) 107
... sedition: conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state.
just looked it up. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:17 PM (WTSFk) 108
>>>obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) Discussed in the morning shift but we can always go round again. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 08, 2016 05:17 PM (J73Jf) 109
Got their email? The Horde would be happy to...convince...them to do the right thing and hire you. Least we can do. Posted by: SMFH ------------------- Heh. "Nice company you have here. Be a shame if something were to happen to it..." Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:17 PM (rGSog) 110
95
My wish for Obama extends to the Farsi Ferret and all like her: May they live long enough to see everything they've done completely reversed, everything they believe in repudiated and discredited and on their deathbeds, may the last thing they hear as the Grim Reaper drags them down to Hell are the voices of children mocking them and laughing at the mention of their names. Oo-mayn! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:14 PM (mbhDw) Personally, I would prefer public mockery and scorn. I want Obama's name to be a joke everywhere, and I want him to live a very long life so he can hear how much people think him an incompetent, idiotic moron, who stumbled his way into a job on the strength of nothing but his skin color. Fit the punishment to the... person. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:18 PM (92kX2) 111
Why do Liberals hate the first amendment so much.
Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2016 05:16 PM (hdpay) ------------- Lying to the American people is so difficult without censorship. Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA) 112
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) Barack "Queeg/Old Yellowstain" Obama. Mmm, mmm, mmm! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:18 PM (mbhDw) 113
Magic Scalp Weasel > Jarrett the Ferret Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2016 05:19 PM (XWkhW) 114
Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
--- 1. Until you hear no, you don't have to assume no. 2. Even if it is no, does not mean that it would have been the ideal situation for you. 3. Don't ever give up hope. Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:19 PM (nFg65) 115
Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They
seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM Insomniac, it took me five years of underemployment in crap legal temp jobs in a super-saturated legal market before I landed where I am now. Hang in there, brother. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 05:19 PM (kDUMP) 116
Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj) --- Got their email? The Horde would be happy to...convince...them to do the right thing and hire you. Nice business they got there...... Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 05:19 PM (784ZQ) Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (rGSog) 118
Hillary came out of the shadows today to give about a 5 minute speech in honor of her good friend Harry Reid's retirement and couldn't resist piling on the fake news crap.
They are going to keep beating this for a long time. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (/tuJf) 119
You know the media is Fake and pure propaganda when somebody nobody has ever heard of gets all the headlines and a documentary declaring him the leader of the Alt-Right when conveniently at a speech given to 200 a few throw up a "Roman Salute" H Hilter salute.
But when a Black Law Professor calls for and advocates all crimes including murder and rapes by blacks and against whites to be overturned and criminals to be set free, then crickets from the media. Calling for the genocide of whites by black people in America. A law professor. Fucking A. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (8wEhr) 120
Their tears are my syrup that I put on my big stack of 'America, Fuck Yeah' pancakes .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (PE2bZ) 121
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnRiversX4/status/806950324128751617/photo/1 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (8wEhr) That's a pretty dangerous ground to be treading on. Posted by: Murtaugh at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (kKHcp) 122
[didn't know it was discussed already. i can't be everywhere!]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (WTSFk) 123
Yeah, I'm not buying her comment about let the people decide. I think they were so inept that they couldn't steal this election.
Posted by: Octiparan at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (b9JGJ) 124
[... but, jeez, that s.o.b. just f* him. bastard.]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (IqV8l) 126
Doesn't she have some suitcases that need packing?
Posted by: fly gal at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (8TdcF) 127
Keep hope alive. All it takes is one and your world will change.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (/tuJf) Whatever that one is, it's been pretty damn elusive... Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (0mRoj) 128
Valerie Jarrett sweet, sweet tears of despair. Mmmmm. Delicious.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (3vkZl) 129
121
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnRiversX4/status/806950324128751617/photo/1 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:02 PM (8wEhr) That's a pretty dangerous ground to be treading on. Too bad the ABA is probably 90+% Leftist, because that jackass needs to be de-frocked with extreme prejudice. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (mbhDw) 130
And lest I forget, I went back and saw all the prayers and good wishes from everybody back in the other thread. Thank you all most sincerely. You are truly the best friends I've never met.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (0mRoj) 131
Donald the Prog Soul Crusher.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (etGXU) 132
I remember this low budget horror movie with Ernest Borgnine and William Shatner called "The Devil's rain." When people lost their souls, the whites of their eyes turned black. Valerie Jarret has those eyes, perhaps has had them since birth.
I think maybe Borgnine would also cut one when people lost their souls, but I'm not sure. Saw that movie like 30 or 40 years ago. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (LRebB) 133
Hey gang. Got done with my phone interview a few minutes ago. They seemed like good people, and overall it was a good conversation, but I don't think I'm exactly what they're looking for. So, I will remain without hope for now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj) ---------------- You never know. Learn something from every interview. And get going on that Linked-In profile, pal. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (sBOL1) 134
This leads to the age olde debate : Do rats have souls?
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (4e+hS) 135
97 Fuckstick tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (WTSFk) --- Hmmm... Let me ponder that. *ponders* Ok. *ahem* FUCK YOU, Mr. Fuckstick. You do NOT deserve to be called President, much, much less CinC. You should be very much afraid of your legacy going down the shitter, because it is. Now you're calling on the same troops you've tried to fuck over for eight years to commit sedition against their CinC. Are you stupid, high, or both (I have my suspicions)? Anyway, Merry Christmas to you and yours. Go Army. Beat Navy. Hooah! Posted by: SMFH - Former grunt sgt at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (CRotO) 136
I visited Oregon last summer and as beautiful as it is the liberal nuttiness is just too much. One common complaint among local career minded professional is there are few large companies there. Well, soon there will be even less. But less inequality as everybody will be poorer.
Good job progs spreading the poverty around. Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 05:13 PM (1BQGO) You know all those big buildings on the West side of the river? Boy, I'd hate to be owning those rentals spaces today. Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (yLUuz) 137
>> Ace is just trying to help us get rid of these four-
>> week Schadenboners. Think of it as therapy. Well, I mean the notion that the Persian Rasputin would consider herself violated by having to turn her role in the world over to Steve Bannon isn't exactly gonna saw down any of them flesh-redwoods. Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (TppKb) 138
Insomniac, it took me five years of underemployment in crap legal temp jobs in a super-saturated legal market before I landed where I am now. Hang in there, brother.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 05:19 PM (kDUMP) Ack! Well...at this rate that's where I'll be as well. But that's the current marketplace, it seems. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (0mRoj) 139
Public mockery and scorn"
I'll take "name two things the right forgot during the Rovian era" for 200, Alex. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (C9pBZ) 140
>>Whatever that one is, it's been pretty damn elusive...
I hear ya. I still think you ought to send in your resume to the Trump transition team. If you get a job there, think how good it will be for us! Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (/tuJf) 141
Last hour it was Spock playing an Indian on gunsmoke, this hour it's the Skipper playing a Swede with a cheesy accent on Bonanza.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (6Ll1u) 142
Remember the scandal when Obama's communications director, Anita Dunn, praised Mao as one of her favorite political philosophers?
Oh yea, there was no scandal according to the media. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:07 PM (/tuJf) Barry's whole administration was fully of commies starting with the Queen himself Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (493sH) 143
You never know. Learn something from every interview.
And get going on that Linked-In profile, pal. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (sBOL1) True. They asked me some questions that I hadn't been asked before about things I really hadn't considered. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj) 144
Of everyone in that crowd, Jarrett is the one I hate the most.
She is the Svengali, the puppet master, the one who orchestrated everything once the JEF was in office. Is it a hate crime to say this? Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (U6f54) 145
They are going to keep beating this for a long time.
--- 1. Trust in the media is at an all time low 2. Democrats keep saying trust the MSM Consequently... 3. the people of the US elected a Republican. So, they keep repeating the same thing. 1. Trust in the media is still at all all time low 2. Democrats scream LOUDER that we MUST trust the MSM OR ELSE!! I can't see how this will work out good for the Democrats... Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (nFg65) 146
Go Army.
Beat Navy. Hooah! Posted by: SMFH - Former grunt sgt at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (CRotO) I was with you up until that point. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (8nWyX) 147
Hillary came out of the shadows today to give about a 5 minute speech in honor of her good friend Harry Reid's retirement and couldn't resist piling on the fake news crap.
They are going to keep beating this for a long time. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (/tuJf) --------------- Did you see the article I posted a couple threads ago from the ZeroHedge site, where the Post pretty much walks back their "fake news/Russian propaganda" story? Guess Hillary hasn't read about it yet. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (sBOL1) 148
Hey, you all forgetting about me. Where the hell am I going to live after I get kicked out of the White House?
Posted by: Mrs Robinson, Moochie's mom at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (NbJXF) Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (TppKb) 150
I hear ya. I still think you ought to send in your resume to the Trump transition team. If you get a job there, think how good it will be for us!
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (/tuJf) That would be sweet. Secretary of Snark? Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (0mRoj) 151
>>> [didn't know it was discussed already. i can't be everywhere!]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2016 05:20 PM (WTSFk) No big, I just don't feel like retyping anything. I didn't see any call to sedition. Boilerplate stuff I've heard before. YMMV. Maybe I just can't hear it over my schadenboner. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (J73Jf) Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (QQ+il) 153
132 Just looked it up on IMDB ,quite the cast!Including Anton LaVey.
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (r/0kC) 154
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Isn't he the f'ing guy that got rid of the General that disagreed with him? what a J.O. Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 08, 2016 05:25 PM (FIrEF) 155
John Glenn blasted off.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2016 05:26 PM (Sfs6o) 156
https://tinyurl.com/jf4o58s
Faithless Electors Are Not Brave They are narcissists and they deserve to be mocked accordingly. Posted by: Evilpens at December 08, 2016 05:26 PM (y3aQB) 157
Did you see the article I posted a couple threads ago from the ZeroHedge site, where the Post pretty much walks back their "fake news/Russian propaganda" story? Guess Hillary hasn't read about it yet.
--- Didn't you get the memo? News is real only if Hillary and her minions say it's real. She's the defacto head of the Unofficial Ministry of Democrat Truth. Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:26 PM (nFg65) 158
"Clinton going off today about the national crisis of "Fake News".
She says its an epidemic that must be dealt with, including because of how the Russians are behind it. How else could she have lost? Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 05:26 PM (SIY7D) 159
>>>Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick.<<<
It's not hard to transition from soul-crushing to spirit-cooking if you work it, man, work it! Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 05:26 PM (hOptz) 160
Her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooulllll train crashed!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2016 05:21 PM (IqV8l) --- Obligatory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LFGYX8NR3I Posted by: SMFH - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:27 PM (CRotO) 161
Too bad the ABA is probably 90+% Leftist, because that jackass needs to be de-frocked with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (mbhDw) Sure, ABA is in the hip pocket of the D party, same as the AMA and many other advocacy groups. Those rent-seekers have their party, and their rent gets paid. I worry that bad ideas like this take race relations to a new and more dangerous low, and we don't have much slack left before things get sporty the way it is. Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 05:27 PM (kKHcp) 162
>>That would be sweet. Secretary of Snark?
If you could convince Trump to support a pants optional lifestyle, you would go down in the pantheon of the gods. A job? Pfft. You would be immortal! Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:27 PM (/tuJf) 163
I am ok with the number of generals in trumps proposed cabinet. I am not ok with the number of Muslim brotherhood sympathizers in the current one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2016 05:27 PM (dnWSK) 164
Is rat face jarret going to go back to Chicago and live in one of her slum buildings?
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 08, 2016 05:27 PM (FIrEF) 165
Posted by: SMFH - Former grunt sgt at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM
*dabs eyes* That was beautiful, SMFH. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 05:28 PM (kDUMP) 166
True. They asked me some questions that I hadn't been asked before about things I really hadn't considered.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj) ---------------- Write them down so you don't forget! -------- I hear ya. I still think you ought to send in your resume to the Trump transition team. If you get a job there, think how good it will be for us! Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (/tuJf) ------------- Hey, great idea! You're in the health care legal field, right? Well, Ocare is going to be repealed and replaced, baby. Throw your resume in the hat! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:28 PM (sBOL1) 167
True. They asked me some questions that I hadn't been asked before about things I really hadn't considered.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj) This job requires pants? What is your favorite flavor of candied insect? What do you think the color purple tastes like? What color is the pimp hat on Ace's penis? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 05:28 PM (92kX2) 168
Russians are behind everything, even the movement for California to leave the US.
This explains the sub-sea earthquake yesterday. Russian is going to move California out into the Pacific where the good people of the state can form their own nation. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 08, 2016 05:28 PM (JXcPZ) Posted by: jukin Former Republican at December 08, 2016 05:29 PM (BQvPS) 170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJoCd1XW6M
Posted by: SMFH - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:29 PM (CRotO) 171
Jury nullification is legal, of course, but I believe that trying to convince others to do so is illegal. Writing this in a law journal (of all places) could very well be an open and shut case against this douchebag. There was a SCOTASS case some years back about this. Of course, his lawyer would surely require at least one black on the jury so the chances of him being convicted are rather low - but it still should be grounds for disbarment (if he's even a member of the bar) and his ejection from whatever school he is allegedly teaching at.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2016 05:15 PM (zc3Db Thanks for your input. So if he called for all crimes to be nullified regardless of race against race then I have no problem with that speech because it is calling for pure anarchy. Some want blind unfocused anarchy. That's not dangerous because most know crimes against others are wrong. But calling for one specific race to target another making crimes like murder legal via jury nullification is beyond dangerous giving his position of power and influence. I don't see how this is protected speech. I also fail to see how the media fails to report this. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:30 PM (8wEhr) 172
There aren't a lot of soldiers, airmen, marines, sailors, or Coast Guardsmen who respect anything that Il Douche says. Gen. Mattis can testify.
Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2016 05:30 PM (oiNtH) 173
Obama will be tweeting pics of himself on the toilet soon.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 08, 2016 05:30 PM (5kqPn) 174
She says its an epidemic that must be dealt with, including because of how the Russians are behind it. How else could she have lost? --- It's like they have a Host of Defense Mechanisms that are being enabled by a Plethora of Personality Disorders. /if only I were a psychiatrist in DC... Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:31 PM (nFg65) 175
I just wish the conservative mockery didn't involve continued shit talking about Senator McCarthy.But his name has become an insult.
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 05:31 PM (r/0kC) 176
How would she know..?
Posted by: macleod at December 08, 2016 05:31 PM (N315I) 177
Here's the great thing about the Portland CEO pay deal. Most of the f*ing CEOs in Portland are progressive (spit) and just got schlonged. I wonder how a progressive ( spit) will rule on this. On one hand CEOs are evil capitalist. On the other hand they fund the judge's election campaign.
I didn't think my schadenboner could get harder. Posted by: Octiparan at December 08, 2016 05:32 PM (b9JGJ) 178
It's like they have a Host of Defense Mechanisms that are being enabled by a Plethora of Personality Disorders.
/if only I were a psychiatrist in DC... Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:31 PM (nFg65) ------------------- First of all, in their eyes, they don't have any problems and don't need any treatment, so you'd be unemployed. Secondly, you wouldn't want to have to deal with their delusions anyway. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:32 PM (sBOL1) 179
Obligatory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LFGYX8NR3I Posted by: SMFH - ---------------- Not even gonna click the link. I assume it includes Don Cornelius. My first exposure to cool-ass, smooth black men. Fostered my love of good music a whole lot better than Dick Clark could ever hope to. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:32 PM (rGSog) Posted by: mrp at December 08, 2016 05:32 PM (JBggj) 181
>>Of everyone in that crowd, Jarrett is the one I hate the most.
This crowd? http://tinyurl.com/zwlpr57 Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (gTQoY) 182
I also fail to see how the media fails to report this. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:30 PM (8wEhr) I don't believe that. You know why, and they won't. Perhaps it is for the best anyways. No sense giving that statement more oxygen than it already has. Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (kKHcp) Posted by: Schadenboner lubricated by sweet sweet taers at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (AGr9E) 184
Isn't funny how there's not really a single figure on the Left that somehow interpreted Trump's victory as anything but a major setback for them?
Yet we had many outspoken conservatives on our side trying to make the case that Hillary winning would have been some sort of great, moral victory. Posted by: Maritime at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (tcUhm) 185
>>>Obama will be tweeting pics of himself on the toilet soon.<<<
You know how I'll know Barry Dunham and Lena Dunham are cranking out a deuce? By the blood vessels popping out on their foreheads. Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM (hOptz) 186
Ack! Well...at this rate that's where I'll be as well. But that's the current marketplace, it seems.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM Yeah...it pretty much sucked, bigly. I was at the point where I was applying to more non-legal jobs than legal ones. Then a firm that turned me down a year earlier called out of the blue to see if I was still interested. Turns out my competition didn't work out so well. And here I am. So hang in there. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM (kDUMP) 187
I got the feeling...
That the Queefs are going down tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWkKWIlOHQ Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM (CRotO) 188
I remember this low budget horror movie with Ernest Borgnine and William Shatner called "The Devil's rain."
That's chock full of stars. Shat, Borgnine, Travolta, Skerritt and Anton LaVey. Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM (QQ+il) 189
Crush them all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (dELE3) 191
Go Army.
Beat Navy. Hooah! Posted by: SMFH - Former grunt sgt at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (CRotO) --- Hey Army, Eat Navy! Gyaarrrrrrrhhh! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (EnKk6) 192
http://tinyurl.com/zwlpr57
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (gTQoY) ----------------- Yay! You found all my missing socks! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (sBOL1) 193
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:32 PM (rGSog)
-- No, you scaredy cat. It's a Soul Train clip. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:36 PM (CRotO) 194
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I got the feeling... That the Queefs are going down tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWkKWIlOHQ Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:34 PM (CRotO) Our peoples sure can dance! Posted by: Mrs Robinson, Moochie's mom at December 08, 2016 05:36 PM (NbJXF) 195
100; the news has been fake for over sixty years. i refuse to watch their fucking drivel. they can't even give a real weather forecast anymore. i get my news from ace and drudge. who cares what the near death hildebeast thinks about anything. she is irrelavant now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2016 05:36 PM (KP5rU) 196
150 I hear ya. I still think you ought to send in your resume to the Trump transition team. If you get a job there, think how good it will be for us!
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:23 PM (/tuJf) That would be sweet. Secretary of Snark? Posted by: Insomniac -------------------- Nah. New Department - Secretary of Pick Yourself Up By The Bootstraps And Get To Work, America Is Great Again. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (rGSog) 197
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Juan Williams is stupid that is all Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (dELE3) An understatement Posted by: Nip Sip at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (NbJXF) 198
168 Russians are behind everything, even the movement for California to leave the US.
This explains the sub-sea earthquake yesterday. Russian is going to move California out into the Pacific where the good people of the state can form their own nation. Posted by: Skandia Recluse Most people don't know that BEFORE the Americans and BEFORE the Mexicans and BEFORE the Spanish it was the RUSSIANS who first colonized California! Seriously. They were hunting for otter fur and establishing trading posts and fur-hunting stations and even a military fort on the northern California coast. in the 1700s and 1800s. When the Spanish explorers in their ever-expanding quest northwards finally bumped into the Russian outposts (in what is now Sonoma County), weren't they surprised! Very little remains of the Russian presence here, though. The most noteworthy is "Fort Ross," a state park north of Sonoma, which is actually just a bastardization of "Fort Russiya." Also, Russian Hill in San Francisco is so named because the first American settlers there discovered a pre-existing Russian cemetery on the hill, to their utter shock. Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (jBuUi) 199
And now a 7.7 earthquake off the Solomon Islands. Getting jiggly.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (/tuJf) 200
If you get a job there, think how good it will be for us!
Like having one of our own be a Made Man. Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:38 PM (QQ+il) 201
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I also fail to see how the media fails to report this. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:30 PM (8wEhr) I don't believe that. You know why, and they won't. Perhaps it is for the best anyways. No sense giving that statement more oxygen than it already has. Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM ( I worded that statement poorly. I fail to see why the media fails to denounce that statement because it seems to me that failing to denounce statements and beliefs like these have made them more accpetable and mainstream over time. A no comment by the MSM on craps like this is the same as endorsing it. You and I and critical thinking People know this. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 05:38 PM (8wEhr) Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:38 PM (gTQoY) 203
And the littlest soul of all was no more.
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2016 05:38 PM (qUNWi) 204
Check for visqueen on the floor at the interview.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:38 PM (QQ+il) 205
>>>being grabbed by the mish?
Posted by: rickb223 was mish the word for vaigszhe I was trying to make happen or is this another word for it? and if this isn't the word I was trying to make happen, what was that word? Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (sBOL1) 207
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http://tinyurl.com/zwlpr57 Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:33 PM (gTQoY) ----------------- Yay! You found all my missing socks! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:35 PM (sBOL1) I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (AGr9E) 208
15 in a row! Go Navy!
In honor of Pops, Cdr USN Retired USNA Class of 63, ironically the jersey style the Middies will wear this year! I was smart enough to be a Marine, but not a Canoe U grad or attendee! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (7N6ox) Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (gTQoY) 210
Late 80s
My club-hopping days in Waikiki (Ft DeRussy). Just got stationed at Schofield in March 1988 (125th Signal Bn). Fun times. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (QQ+il) 212
was mish the word for vaigszhe I was trying to make happen or is this another word for it?
and if this isn't the word I was trying to make happen, what was that word? Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (8rNrN) ----------------- Ace, that word gets used 100 times a day here because of you. You need to start reading the comments! And yes, that's the one you coined. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (sBOL1) 213
>>Like having one of our own be a Made Man.
Exactly. It's all about us! Though it would be a shame if they pulled a Joe Pesci on Insomniac. We'd have to remember him some how. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (/tuJf) 214
Sausage pocket.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (DW+jj) 215
199 And now a 7.7 earthquake off the Solomon Islands. Getting jiggly.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (/tuJf) --- Ring of Fire unzipping? Uh oh indeed. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (CRotO) 216
My club-hopping days in Waikiki (Ft DeRussy). Just got stationed at Schofield in March 1988 (125th Signal Bn). Fun times. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (CRotO) --- Did you hit The Wave? I may have roofied you. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (EnKk6) 217
Has the polar vortex hit yet because it is f'ing freezing today. The high is 34. If it gets any colder I'll light myself on fire.
Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (oiNtH) 218
nood
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2016 05:41 PM (WGxp4) 219
Isn't having "Valerie Jarett" and "dick" in the same post some kind of sex crime?
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 05:04 PM (jBuUi) Castration by psychological trauma. Posted by: MakeJarrettHotTheFirstTime at December 08, 2016 05:41 PM (wx6iv) 220
It crushed my soul like Lena Dunham crushes a toilet seat.
Posted by: Val J at December 08, 2016 05:41 PM (GSx8W) 221
I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (AGr9E) ------------------ You're just not getting them all in the hamper or something. I have a huge pile of mismatched socks in a laundry basket, looking for their mates. None of which, by the way, are mine. I really don't understand where they all get to. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2016 05:42 PM (sBOL1) 222
By the way my soul rates a 2 on the Bristol Scale.
Posted by: Val J at December 08, 2016 05:42 PM (GSx8W) 223
>>No thanks, Mama AJ, I'd rather keep my socks.
Schadenfreude or socks. Tough call. I mean, if it were pants vs. the big schad, then no question. But socks, man. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 08, 2016 05:42 PM (gTQoY) 224
Too bad the ABA is probably 90+% Leftist, because that jackass needs to be de-frocked with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2016 05:22 PM (mbhDw) The ABA is a voluntary professional association, so they really can't do dick. State bar associations are the ones with power over your license to practice law. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 05:43 PM (0mRoj) 225
I want them all to live to see their cause defeated and themselves forgotten and irrelevant.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 05:43 PM (9krrF) 226
...was pissed off watching the Fat Fuck Rove on the Tv then.....saw Ace's 'dick lubrication ' post.
Some days, and there have been a bunch of them lately, there has been some winning. Winning is good. Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 08, 2016 05:43 PM (oBuXO) 227
Just got stationed at Schofield in March 1988 (125th Signal Bn).
Fun times. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (CRotO) Really. I know 3 guys from 3 different generations who were stationed at Schofield barracks and all 3 hated it. Hated it. Seems weird to me that paradise in the Pacific would be less preferable than Riley or Benning, or Germany, but they all hated it. Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 05:43 PM (kKHcp) 228
I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ------------------'- She's just throwing away the ones that are crusty enough to stand up on their own, dude. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:45 PM (rGSog) 229
Ring of Fire unzipping? Uh oh indeed. --- Michigan? Full of libtards, but at least not Portland libtards. Hot and humid in the summer, snowy and cold in the winter. One advantage: No earthquakes. Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM (nFg65) 230
Did you hit The Wave? I may have roofied you.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (EnKk6) Ah yes, the late 80's Wave, dancing to the Cure, hair spiked, jeans bleached. My roomie loved that place, we were there constantly, lots o' touristy girls. Slept too often on the beach by the Royal Hawaiian, then a shower, off to the Underwater Bar by noon. Waikiki! Crank up the KPOI Rocks! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM (7N6ox) 231
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I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:39 PM (AGr9E) ------------------ You're just not getting them all in the hamper or something. I have a huge pile of mismatched socks in a laundry basket, looking for their mates. None of which, by the way, are mine. I really don't understand where they all get to. I love you Bluebell, but see what you did there? You defaulted to taking her side. I take my socks off and put them together and into the hamper. Every single pair of them. But they disappear. One here one there. I'm telling you she is trying to drive me mad. to put me in THE HOME. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM (AGr9E) Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM (CRotO) 233
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I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home. Posted by: Cannibal Bob ------------------'- She's just throwing away the ones that are crusty enough to stand up on their own, dude. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:45 PM (rGSog) lol. Ok there is that. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:47 PM (AGr9E) 234
I love you Bluebell, but see what you did there? You defaulted to taking her side. I take my socks off and put them together and into the hamper. Every single pair of them. But they disappear. One here one there. I'm telling you she is trying to drive me mad. to put me in THE HOME.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:46 PM (AGr9E) --- rofl Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:47 PM (CRotO) 235
obama tells soldiers to question and criticize the next president. pretty close to sedition.
Also, should anyone be dumb enough to follow his advice, opens the servicemember up for UCMJ action. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2016 05:47 PM (YEelc) 236
You're just not getting them all in the hamper or something. I have a huge pile of mismatched socks in a laundry basket, looking for their mates. None of which, by the way, are mine. I really don't understand where they all get to.
Posted by: bluebell -------------------- Your milkman isn't a hot college chick is he? Just checking... Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 05:48 PM (rGSog) 237
I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home.
--- Did it ever occur to you that your loving wife is trying to stimulate the sock industry and keep the world economy afloat? Yet there you are, wanting your old socks. If you don't buy new socks, a child in Malaysia/Laos/Hati/Dubai will go hungry! Not every family has a child they can sell to Soros as a sex slave! Where is your compassion?? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:49 PM (nFg65) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2016 05:50 PM (YEelc) 239
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I never lost a sock until I got married. I'm not sure what shes doing with them but...making me crazy so she can put me in a home. --- Did it ever occur to you that your loving wife is trying to stimulate the sock industry and keep the world economy afloat? Yet there you are, wanting your old socks. If you don't buy new socks, a child in Malaysia/Laos/Hati/Dubai will go hungry! Not every family has a child they can sell to Soros as a sex slave! Where is your compassion?? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:49 PM (nFg65) Well I have been told that I lack empathy. But I thought...f8ck you. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 05:50 PM (AGr9E) 240
Where is your compassion??
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:49 PM (nFg65) I use my compassion socks for hockey, good for blood flow! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 08, 2016 05:51 PM (7N6ox) 241
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 05:40 PM (EnKk6)
--- lol Been to the Wave a few times, but the future and I hung out at the Red Lion or Jazz Cellar. Chippendale dancers at the Parasite Club on Ladies' Night. Yep. Fun times indeed. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:52 PM (CRotO) 242
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And now a 7.7 earthquake off the Solomon Islands. Getting jiggly. Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 05:37 PM (/tuJf) Shit, I am flying to LA Saturday. They come in threes, Northern CA, now SI. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 08, 2016 05:53 PM (NbJXF) 243
I read on a FakeNews(r) site that Jarrett actually said
"I felt like my vagina was being ripped from my body as Trump negated my womanhood with his turgid, swollen EC count." Posted by: docweasel at December 08, 2016 05:54 PM (LyeFH) Posted by: Hepcat at December 08, 2016 05:54 PM (5b+Sr) 245
*Praises GOD that smartphones weren't a thing in 1988-1990*
Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:55 PM (CRotO) 246
Well I have been told that I lack empathy. But I thought...f8ck you.
-- LOL. I was JOKING. /the hint was the child slave from Duabi. Isn't everyone a gabillionare there? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:55 PM (nFg65) 247
I'm usually just a lurker but i have to finally ask. I know what SCOAMF means, but what does JEF stand for? It can't be bad enough. I just call him the "o-hole" around the house. Thanks.
Posted by: jayhawkone at December 08, 2016 05:57 PM (ZD+J8) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2016 05:59 PM (u82oZ) 249
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Well I have been told that I lack empathy. But I thought...f8ck you. -- LOL. I was JOKING. /the hint was the child slave from Duabi. Isn't everyone a gabillionare there? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 05:55 PM (nFg65) lol! I have a reading comprehension problem...lol. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 08, 2016 06:00 PM (AGr9E) 250
245 *Praises GOD that smartphones weren't a thing in 1988-1990*
Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 05:55 PM (CRotO) ---- For my hair alone. I'm sure there are Polaroids out there somewhere, though. Good thing I decided against having a seat on the Supreme Court. There was this drink at The Wave called the Chernobyl... Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 06:01 PM (EnKk6) 251
I'm in Texas now, but I'm a third-generation Jayhawk (and my son is 4th). My grandmother and grandfather were in the Class of 1910!
Posted by: jayhawkone at December 08, 2016 06:01 PM (ZD+J8) 252
Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick.
Try mixing in clown paint with that...works great... Posted by: Graham at December 08, 2016 06:02 PM (EkIiT) 253
Posted by: jayhawkone at December 08, 2016 05:57 PM (ZD+J
--- I sometimes think of him (when I think of him at all) as The O-kole. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 06:02 PM (EnKk6) 254
lol
O'kole. What's in the Chernobyl? Might have to make that to celebrate the Queefs losing in front of their fanbase...with the Raider Nation standing by with smartphones at the ready. Of course, the reverse is also true. But let's not dwell on that. Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 06:06 PM (CRotO) 255
jayhawkone, well done.
The further I was from Kansas the less the KSU-KU rivalry meant to me. Kansas for the win. I did the reverse. My Mom was from Texas, and I got to Manhattan, Kansas as soon as I could. So now you don't have to lurk. Jump right in, and welcome. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2016 06:06 PM (u82oZ) 256
SMFH @ 135-
Sarge, I could not have said it better than you did. I was struggling for the right words, but you hit it dead center. Eromero, retired CPO Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2016 06:12 PM (zLDYs) 257
Posted by: The Autumn Wind - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 06:06 PM (CRotO)
--- It was a green glowing concoction that had lots of Midori, gin, rum, and vodka mixed with lemon-lime soda and ice in a tall glass. It made me beautiful, witty, and a great dancer. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2016 06:20 PM (EnKk6) 258
For evermore, I will listen to the Bar-Kays' 1967 hit "Soulfinger" and shout out loud "Soul Crusher!!!"
MAGA!!!! Posted by: Son of Rusty Shackleford at December 08, 2016 06:22 PM (jgQji) 259
She has a soul? Who knew.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 08, 2016 06:23 PM (5zfq1) 260
How can it be soul crushing when you have no soul?
Posted by: Don Hinds at December 08, 2016 07:02 PM (vv3nI) 261
I listen to Valerie and Baraaaack; then I don't wonder anymore why 12% of the general population is 50% of the prison population.
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 08, 2016 07:20 PM (ONH2e) 262
Say, uh, Ace, I been meaning to have a talk with you about something...now, I know that all this talk about your dick and your balls and your jism is intended for the other side, but fact is I have to read that stuff too and, frankly, it's giving me the willies. Could you kinda go more for the guns/bombs/guillotines/machetes metaphorical approach and soft-pedal the come-in-your-face stuff?
Thanks buddy. Posted by: jbspry at December 08, 2016 07:25 PM (+Wvn3) 263
Your tears are sweet lubrication, for my dick.
It could not possibly be said better, or more succinctly. Perfect. Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at December 08, 2016 07:36 PM (M6etg) 264
And she will still be ugly.
Posted by: A man from Nantucket at December 08, 2016 07:46 PM (VV4qd) 265
Schadenboner status? Schwing!
Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at December 08, 2016 08:13 PM (Ftuf+) 266
Just jumping in to wave to fellow Kansans, native (like me) and current (not like me).
BTW, RCJH! Class of '84. Gawd, I loved Lawrence. Chiefs are losing? Yeeks. Posted by: Weak Geek at December 08, 2016 08:27 PM (zqUhc) Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at December 08, 2016 08:38 PM (DeU1P) 268
Yeah, how I felt four years ago. No one gave me a coloring book and hot chocolate.
Posted by: Joe Mack at December 09, 2016 12:51 AM (uyrlv) 269
"It's payback time" Dumb b*tch.
Posted by: TheMoomintroll at December 09, 2016 08:24 AM (fMhOl) 270
Dear Val,
I know how you feel. I once worked for a private company for five years that ended up folding the tent. Five years shot to hell. No options. No bonus. The "exit strategy" was to find something else to pay the bills. In some small way, I'm really hoping that you feel like you just kucfing wasted eight years of your (waning) life. Eight years you will never get back...serving as the Svengali for a piece of shiite whose lasting imprint on America will amount to a bout of the clap. Posted by: Lawrence Larson at December 09, 2016 10:27 PM (d/r2I) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0342 seconds. |
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