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Feminist: Sex Will Be Less Fun During a Trump Administration
Puerile. They only have three things they can say. Like how PETA only has two moves: Graphically violent imagery and nudity.
These idiots can only say Serious You Guys The Patriarchy N Stuff, Men Just Want To Fill Women With Babies, and Sex Will Be Better With Us (Almost Certainly Frigid) Gals If You Just Do What We Saaaay. Yeah I think most guys have run into the "sex will be better/more frequent if you do x" play. Not true.Jill Filipovic is a journalist based in New York and Nairobi and the author of the forthcoming book, "The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness." Follow her on Twitter. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the author.Note that every feminist book makes some reference to sex, breasts, or the vagina. Because they totally want you to notice their minds, yo.
Under a Donald Trump presidency, sex is about to get a lot less fun. Jill Filipovic That's because Trump has tapped Tom Price, an anti-abortion and anti-contraception congressman from Georgia, as his director of Health and Human Services. Price is an opponent of the Affordable Care Act and a proponent of defunding Planned Parenthood, an organization that serves more than 2.5 million patients, many of them low-income, every year. Birth control and STI testing and treatment make up the majority of services Planned Parenthood provides, and federal funds are already blocked from paying for abortion. Federal funding mostly goes to Planned Parenthood in the form of Medicaid dollars, which are set aside to provide health care for poor Americans, and that's who these funding cuts will largely affect. With Price at the helm of HHS, even women who don't rely on Planned Parenthood for health care will have a harder time getting contraception. According to Price, "there is not one" woman who has been left behind by unaffordable birth control costs, and so his proposed gutting of the ACA would pull the provision that fully covers contraception.Etc., etc., etc. Notice that the article is just sort of doing the standard feminist whining about birth control costs. It's not about sex, whether "fun" or otherwise. Yet that was the title slapped on it -- either the writer offered this title, or an editor (editrix?) at CNN did. Either way, someone at CNN sexualized this poor thing for clicks. Boo, sexualization!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I'll fill the gap. Well, not all of them. Not Lena Dunham.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2016 04:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: phreshone at December 07, 2016 04:42 PM (DpOmP)
And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our three weapons are....
Posted by: PETA at December 07, 2016 04:43 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: redenzo at December 07, 2016 04:43 PM (5wSNN)
And not just to be contrarian.
I really do love sex and hot women....
Why did I get married again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2016 04:43 PM (MYX5P)
Posted by: navybrat at December 07, 2016 04:44 PM (w7KSn)
And since I assume that any sammich produced will be inedible, I'm not even going to ask.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 07, 2016 04:44 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2016 04:44 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2016 04:44 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (AqEbb)
unaffordable birth control costs, and so his proposed gutting of the
ACA would pull the provision that fully covers contraception.
If we're all the racist, xenophobic types they say we are, wouldn't we be happy to pay for their BC? I mean, that's step 1 in their elimination, right?
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (LAe3v)
Calling her sugar-tits and watching the explosions is always fun whoever is in the WH.
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (8J/Te)
In short, they're not happy people.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 07, 2016 04:46 PM (SAV4V)
More fun for the rest of us, I guess.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2016 04:46 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: West at December 07, 2016 04:46 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (hz3oB)
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I've been so far left behind that I don't even have birth control costs.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (dFi94)
I have to say Filipovic's screed does not match my experience. From where I... stand? Sit? Lie?... well, I don't like to brag, but...
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (8ZskC)
Ooh, tell me again how evil I am.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (xeeHA)
actually, she's rather cute, in a girl next door sort of way.
Posted by: wiserbud at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (AqEbb)
This one's actually not bad looking. Her tits may indeed be a bit sugary.
But hey, she ain't all bad...she once got a pervy TSA agent fired. That's gotta count for something!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (mL2BD)
Chicken makes your child's weenie small.
http://tinyurl.com/gmpa8f7
I kid you not.
They aren't even about animals any more -- if they were were. Its just college kids trolling idiots for money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Then they bitch about being considered a cooch life support system.
Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (SRKgf)
I was wrong--pictures of her appear to show someone you could easily bang.
After, you tell her you voted for Trump.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: no good deed at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
And every time Trump makes a pick that makes liberals sad!, it gets better.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (5XDZ6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (hMqvx)
Old age has taken care of that for Me...
Posted by: deplorable donna at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
As long as men buy them birth control.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 04:48 PM (/tuJf)
I approve this particular message.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2016 04:49 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 04:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ajmojo at December 07, 2016 04:49 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: General James Mattis at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (WHVu+)
So subsidising birth control DOES INDEED lead to more risky behavior? Like having sex with people you would ordinarily not have sex with, but I got this free condom so, hey sailor?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (PyEjE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (mL2BD)
They are worse than teenage boys.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (m3iiU)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (L0d+D)
They hall have the sadz.
Who knew the winning would extend this long? I bathe in their tears. Splash around. Drain tub, then refill.
What is sad is their scaring their children like the President is under the bed and going to bake them in a pie.
Do they not stop and think, "Wow, maybe four and eight years ago the GOP was disappointed and po'd." Nope! One dimensional.
Hey, libtard: I was bummed out to see your Obungo elected, twice, but I neither cried nor protested or rioted. Nor did I write trite bullshite or put myself on Youtube weeping copiously like a deranged cry baby. I just dealt with it and became more sarcastic. Grow up, whiney pants.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Jill Filipovic at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (8ZskC)
I imagine a lot of these girls will be wanting ol Don to grab them by the pussy.
The doth protest too much and stuff!
"Jill Filipovic is a journalist based in New York and Nairobi "
Of course she is. Prog girls love surrounding themselves with black kids. It's because the black kids don't have anything, and the white knighting white prog girl can come in and help them relieve their pain, just before dinner at a nice restaurant.
The most extreme version of this is that crazy twat Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (yORMz)
Women actually do this a lot. Any change in life, any momentous occasion and they make some change. "From now on I'm going by my middle name!" "From now on I have straight hair!" Because it makes a difference, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)
PETA's been one of the most conspicuous rent-seeking orgs for a while now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (mL2BD)
I've learned that sex is nearly never fun with Birkenstock wearing lesbians.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Chittibabu at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (a0IVu)
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Hoo boy. Yeah, that'll show him.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (sBOL1)
Ace's comments and my response back in May 2016, for which he called me a fucking cunt:
"Trump himself will inevitably be demolished."
Rush thinks Trump can win in a landslide. I just think that he'll get to 300 electoral votes.
"Trump represents a very stupid and dangerous form of authoritarianism."
Michelle Fields redux.
"Many #NeverTrumpers, and I'm edging into that group myself"
I thought you didn't give a fuck if he won or lost.(your words). Why the change?
"No, this site is showing spine -- by resisting your attempts to bend spines for Trump."
Vote for him or not. Your vote. If you don't vote you've made yourself irrelevant to the process. Your choice. If you hate Trump so much, go vote for Hillary.
"I'm very, very reluctant to vote for someone who seems to think that America needs to become a Trumpmerica Inc."
We're getting far down the road to becoming a fascist state run for the interests of the Left and Big Business, and you think Trump will make that worse, that he's the problem? Pick a better bogeyman.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (Dj5/i)
After, you tell her you voted for Trump.>>>
So Rodeo Sex?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (tf9Ne)
Nobody is going to be hiding birth control methods, pills or anything else. It's just that you'll have to pay for it yourself. If you're that poor, that you can't even afford condoms, well, maybe you shouldn't be f*cking at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (hZtMJ)
listen sweet cheeks, I am not defined by my junk. Just because you have trouble attracting any kind of attention except people running in terror because you have poor hygiene and people skills does not make it my problem.
Now shut up, think on it, and grow up. Gaia does not care about your romps under the covers if it was good for you or not. Gaia only cares if a species is viable and procreates.
The world or universe does not revolve around you and your infantile temper tantrums because you got issues.
In other words - My give a damn is busted.
https://youtu.be/o40fwZgSFPI
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2016 04:52 PM (hTvnI)
They are worse than teenage boys.
Well we ARE the ones commenting on her bangabliity...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (qJhUV)
Notice that the article is just sort of doing the standard feminist whining about birth control costs.
Condoms are still about $1.50 a pop. Hardly what one would consider expensive.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (XWkhW)
Because they aren't happy. Its a pursuit of what they lack. They're uniformly miserable and want everyone else to be the same, every damned one of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (hMqvx)
Jill Filipovic
She's raising her prices. They're going up like BarkyCare premiums.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (zc3Db)
Surprisingly, she's attractive.
Until she opens her mouth and the words come out, yeah.
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She shouldn't even have time to say anything.
It should be, "But it's too bi-mmmrrfff!!"
If you're doing right.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (e2Rx3)
Bonk Bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 07, 2016 04:47 PM (hz3oB)
NO MORE BONK BONK!
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (HgMAr)
Um, so that would be ugly then, ma'am?
Posted by: A Hairstylist at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
any momentous occasion and they make some change. "From now on I'm
going by my middle name!" "From now on I have straight hair!" Because
it makes a difference, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:51 PM (39g3+)
There must be something wrong with me coz I've never done anything like that. I'll stuff my face with chocolate from time to time but that's about it..
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DanMan at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (RusNE)
Yeah, maybe all these liberal cunts will all get their tubes tied so they won't breed anymore brain death liberals.
Show us your stuff bitches, just do it!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (NbJXF)
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Actually, no; she looks hot in the pic that goes with the article. Wearing lipstick and everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (hZtMJ)
Posted by: pete at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (AZ/Tv)
Yeah, read up on her a little bit. She's Amanda Marcotte in a slightly more attractive package.
Sorry, sex with a man hating woman is kind of boner killer for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (/tuJf)
What a bunch of psychopaths......
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
So Price confirmed means no more federal money for PP.
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 04:55 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at December 07, 2016 04:55 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2016 04:55 PM (5XDZ6)
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 04:56 PM (LISuA)
Parenthood for health care will have a harder time getting
contraception.
If you can't afford $6.oo/mth to buy the pill at Target then maybe you should have your partner help cover the costs?
Oh, right, feminism means unbounded sexual encounters with no responsibility for financing it or the consequences of any "mistakes" such as a pregnancy or STD.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 04:56 PM (NOIQH)
Until she opens her mouth and the words come out, yeah.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (mL2BD)
We call that a 'Laci Green'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2016 04:56 PM (MYX5P)
Posted by: Matticus at December 07, 2016 04:56 PM (p/5D/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (V1kN2)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (r/0kC)
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In all fairness, there was some pretty whiney stuff posted here after the 2008 and 2012 elections.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (zSMr0)
Yeah I spoke too generally, I should say often, and young women. Older women are past that stupidity and aren't playing so many games with life. Its why mature men prefer 'em.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Anti-contraception? WTF? Trust me sugartits, no one wants you procreating.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (784ZQ)
Which is always rape you know.
Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 04:57 PM (6iw++)
This deceptive bullshit pisses me off, because 85% of PP's non-governmental revenue comes from abortions.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 04:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2016 04:59 PM (ZQfW9)
Yeah, read up on her a little bit. She's Amanda Marcotte in a slightly more attractive package.
Sorry, sex with a man hating woman is kind of boner killer for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 04:54 PM (/tuJf)
It's shocking the number of women who don't get that.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 04:59 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 04:59 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (HgMAr)
... stay the hell away from college girls.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (AUFdM)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (PyEjE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2016 04:59 PM (ZQfW9)
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Wow, Fire Dog Lake. That takes me back. The crazy was strong with them. To think, that kind of shit has completely coopted 'feminism' since then.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (ODxAs)
Just saw on Facebook, Gary Sinise flew on a chartered plane with 70 WWII vets to Hawaii for the Pearl Harbor memorial. Two of the vets are the oldest living PH survivors at age 103, and 104. Photos of him with them include a dear old veteran who is crying while Sinise holds his arm.
Gary Sinise is a treasure. If you have Facebook, go to his page for story and photos. Here is his foundation page
https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/
Posted by: Jen at December 07, 2016 05:01 PM (be9L9)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:01 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:01 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 07, 2016 05:02 PM (tHwdc)
Here is a pic of her snatching Obama.
http://tinyurl.com/hto8t5n
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (ODxAs)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj)
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She had a dildo in her suitcase and got the TSA screener for leaving a freaky note in her suitcase. I love every part of this story.
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (c8Ctg)
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In the days pre-1973 when not all states allowed abortions, it might have been tough for a young poor girl to fly to NY to get it down. You had to pay cash or write a check for a flight and for the procedure itself. Nowadays, there are credit cards, Jill, or ain't you heard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (hZtMJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (DW+jj)
http://tinyurl.com/hto8t5n
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2016 05:00 PM (ODxAs)
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She's cute but that skirt is a serious boner killer.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (zSMr0)
Condoms are still about $1.50 a pop. Hardly what one would consider expensive.
Anal is free. Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:04 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2016 05:04 PM (PP6aA)
What has the feminist movement ever done for women? Seriously. I remember women being much more cheerful before feminism.
I remember a book from about thirty years back about language and the like. The author was someone from the NYT, perhaps Bill Safire. There was an illustration therein showing two views of the word "gay". On one side was an audience in a theater, laughing, smiling and apparently having a gay old time. On the other side was a sour-pussed humorless scolds glaring disapprovingly at whatever was in the theater, as in ghey.
Which is why I get a kick out of NaCly Dog's early AM message for us to go out each day with joy in our hearts to strike fear in the lives of lefty killjoys everywhere (or words to that effect).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 07, 2016 05:04 PM (SAV4V)
Good. I know the first time I heard my baby's heartbeat he became more real. This and untrasound should make them think twice about abortion.
When you read of some girls who have five or more abortions, using it like birth control, enough is enough. Gosnell Poster Boy for this type of crime...and mostly done to young black girls.
I guess wimmen like this author won't be happy til we are all either lesbians, gay, or transexual.
Yo, Ace, have you done a story about the Ghost Ship and I missed it? What a loony place to live: Oakland. Thirty six dead and a lot of blame to spread around that cray town.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 07, 2016 05:04 PM (fq4ih)
And since I assume that any sammich produced will be inedible, I'm not even going to ask.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 07, 2016 04:44 PM (nd1zx)
Didn't she start Feministe? Or Feministing?
There are a lot of blog feminists who got picked up by the Guardian. Filipovic, Penny, and Valenti come to mind. And their writing is all pretty much as cogent and logical as this piece.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 07, 2016 05:04 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: ajmojo at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM (Fb9aZ)
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Wasn't that where Uncle Joe ran off to, the one who was afraid to cut the cane?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM (hZtMJ)
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I don't know what she's talking about - the concept of "fun" is alien to feminists.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 07, 2016 05:02 PM
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Exactly. Nuke it from orbit.
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: General James Mattis at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM (WHVu+)
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She had a dildo in her suitcase and got the TSA screener for leaving a freaky note in her suitcase. I love every part of this story.
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (LISuA)
Of course it's policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (hTvnI)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (Dj5/i)
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She had a dildo in her suitcase and got the TSA screener for leaving
a freaky note in her suitcase. I love every part of this story.
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (LISuA)
So it was her 'Black Mambo" dildo circling the airport baggage rack, forever unclaimed, in that infamous gif?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (JO9+V)
PE Trump also had a great statement about Pearl Harbor today.
Current preznit spokescreap: Veterans should just "get over it."
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 07, 2016 05:07 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Although this blog does claim ownership of one.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2016 05:07 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 07, 2016 05:08 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2016 05:08 PM (rgZEV)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 07, 2016 05:08 PM (hMqvx)
Midshipmen and staff who take the training course will get the opportunity to display cards outside their door that show they are allies of the LGBT community.
Weasel Zippers
Sigh...makes me want to cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (dELE3)
60 volts @ 2Ah could fix even the most frigid
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (kRSVc)
pregnancy, to enjoy the unique and fundamentally human pleasure that sex
creates, and to tend to our relationships without the interruption and
emotional devastation that an unintended pregnancy can bring. This makes
women, men and children happier. It makes our relationships and our
marriages stronger. It makes us better mothers and fathers. This, too,
is an enormous gain, and a moral, social and political good.
Yeah, I'm not buying that. Free contraception and abortion enables the hook-up/Tinder culture ans that is not about creating healthy relationships.
It's like this broad's never heard of the best recipe for avoiding poverty: graduating HS, marrying, and *then* having children. She just wants to skip all that and have someone foot the bill, making we, the taxpayers responsible for others' "relationship" (read: sexual) health.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (NOIQH)
It was nothing like what we have been seeing from the left lately. Nothing. Some of these people have completely lost the thread.
And besides, what Trump is really saying is a return to historical American values not the "fundamental transformation" Obama promised and did everything to enact. How exactly is a return to traditional values so bizarre and obscene act?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:10 PM (6iw++)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:10 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at December 07, 2016 05:10 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 04:50 PM (a0IVu)
At which point the hairdresser hit this client with the Fugly Stick.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2016 05:10 PM (jkmtt)
Naval Academy Hosting Transgender 101 Training for Midshipmen
Midshipmen and staff who take the training course will get the
opportunity to display cards outside their door that show they are
allies of the LGBT community.
Weasel Zippers
Sigh...makes me want to cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM (dELE3)
Makes me want to cry and puke.
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:10 PM (a0IVu)
But I wouldn't jump through her "prove to me you deserve it" bullshit hoops.
And THAT ... young men everywhere ... is what pisses her off the most. There's a lesson in there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:11 PM (AUFdM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 07, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)
I think they write articles like this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (DW+jj)
I looked around for the Hope Solo pics to figure out why the hell people here are still talking about some athlete's noodie pics that got hacked and leaked two years ago. Yes, she has a butthole. She seems exceptionally proud of it. It doesn't look particularly special, kind of what you'd expect. However...
With all due love and respect to the ladies present, and with humble acknowledgement that what I'm packing isn't in any danger of being asked to lead a parade anytime ever, the Les Misherables looks like an angry pastrami sandwich that took a few punches to the face and is now on a mission for revenge.
That's all I have to say about that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (8nWyX)
She had a dildo in her suitcase and got the TSA screener for leaving a freaky note in her suitcase. I love every part of this story. Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2016 05:03 PM (LISuA)
Next time buy it a seat?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (c8Ctg)
So ... I googles Jill Filipovic. Yeah ... I'd hit it.
But I wouldn't jump through her "prove to me you deserve it" bullshit hoops.
And THAT ... young men everywhere ... is what pisses her off the most. There's a lesson in there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:11 PM (AUFdM)
That violates Newton's fourth law of having your dick anywhere near crazy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (GX63o)
I don't think I would define it as whiney but definitely major league bitching. I don't fault the Left for bitching but the level of their of their non acceptance of the results is going to the next level.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:13 PM (6iw++)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:13 PM (wPiJc)
________________
And generic birth control pills are about $10 a month.
So yeah, not being able to get a "free" abortion at PP shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2016 05:13 PM (rgZEV)
Any reason they chose the Navy, first?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (c8Ctg)
Well, since you asked...
Posted by: The Village People at December 07, 2016 05:14 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 07, 2016 05:14 PM (89UPP)
..........
What does the card say..."Come on in, I'll fuck anything"?
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Layne Staley at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (8jDbj)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 07, 2016 05:05 PM
Mostly with each other, I would guess.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (kDUMP)
I don't think "feminist" and "happiness" belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (zoehZ)
Any reason they chose the Navy, first?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (c8Ctg)
Well by definition that includes the Marines.
And Old Chelsea Manning is Army after all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (hTvnI)
Also, I have a Vodka emergency. The emergency is that I cannot find the Vodka.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (dFi94)
So ... I googles Jill Filipovic. Yeah ... I'd hit it.
But I wouldn't jump through her "prove to me you deserve it" bullshit hoops.
And THAT ... young men everywhere ... is what pisses her off the most. There's a lesson in there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:11 PM (AUFdM)
That violates Newton's fourth law of having your dick anywhere near crazy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (GX63o)
Yep. She's not bad looking, but I don't want to be accused of rape if she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, so I'll pass.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 07, 2016 04:45 PM (AqEbb)
2) Are you lost?
F) They're all fucking crazy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (89UPP)
I get the ribbed for her pleasure, but I turn them inside out.
YeeeHawwww
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (8ikIW)
Any reason they chose the Navy, first?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (c8Ctg)
Because its full of seamen?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (8jDbj)
WTH does that mean? Carpet or hardwood?
Posted by: Sumgai at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (DMUuz)
freaky note in her suitcase. I love every part of this story.
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I'd be writing this, but...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (qJhUV)
For gold plated ones? Amazon lists Trojans for $12.75 for a 36 count box - that's $0.35 per pop for you readers in Loma Linda CA
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (6iw++)
Yeah, b#tching at AoSHQ.....but NOT having it infect every aspect of our lives, such as raging in the streets, spending days in bed sobbing (then tweeting/blogging about it), demanding a recount/we suddenly accept popular vote results/electors vote their conscience, declaring war on every Obama voter in our family, at work, and loudly boycotting every Obama supporting company, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (CY2DG)
That's if you only use them once.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (AGr9E)
The Magnums run higher.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (mL2BD)
I laughed even though sadly I live in dumbfuckistan
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (a0IVu)
So much left out of the public school curriculum....
Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (a3mAZ)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (dFi94)
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RED ALERT!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (HgMAr)
Midshipmen and staff who take the training course will get the
opportunity to display cards outside their door that show they are
allies of the LGBT community.
Weasel Zippers
Sigh...makes me want to cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:09 PM
Keep going down that road and Army might start winning the Army/Navy game again.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (CY2DG)
Price or service?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (8nWyX)
Takes a confident dude to buy 'em in bulk like that.
I stuck to the three-pack back in my day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (AUFdM)
The famous Hitachi "personal massager" has been clinically proven to
produce orgasm in 90% of anorgasmic women. Seriously. The other poor
10%, I don't know.
I think they write articles like this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:12 PM (DW+jj)
It's been a few years now; has the "fuck-saw" yet been through clinical trials or did it never leave the college classroom stage?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (jV8Mq)
... and one woman told her hair stylist 'think of Melania Trump and go the other direction on me'.
WTH does that mean? Carpet or hardwood?
Posted by: Sumgai at December 07, 2016 05:16 PM (DMUuz)
I read it to be 'I want to be as ugly as possible to protest the Trump presidency'.Yeah, doesn't make sense but we are talking about imbeciles here.
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (a0IVu)
================================
I, for once, do not. And I think Trump has gained about a dozen votes in the recount.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Batterup at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (mtGE/)
Joy Behar can kill the most raging schafenboner ever.
Posted by: Layne Staley at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (8jDbj)
HELLLOOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:13 PM
That was myth-ick. And math-earful.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2016 05:17 PM (r/0kC)
That is very polite of you.
Get the fuck out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (89UPP)
Also, I have a Vodka emergency. The emergency is that I cannot find the Vodka.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:15 PM (dFi94)
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RED ALERT!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA)
AUUUUGAAAA!!!! AAUUUUUUGAAAAA!!!ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (AGr9E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (8jDbj)
What a cunt knuckle.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (8mYUr)
*****
I demand a recount!
Posted by: Jill Stein at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (wPiJc)
Midshipmen and staff who take the training course will get the opportunity to display cards outside their door that show they are allies of the LGBT community.
Is there a reason you didn't want to show you're an ally of the LGBT community, sailor?
Posted by: Ship's Political Officer at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (mL2BD)
Anyway she said something about Melania being "slut shamed".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (DW+jj)
author of the forthcoming book, "The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of
Happiness."
Hold the phone! There is yet another elusive spot I'm supposed to find and expertly jiggle like the handle of a leaky toilet?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (xeeHA)
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I know, right? I suppose I'm going to have to break in to the barter stash. Barter stash is not top quality, believe me.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (8J/Te)
Because they aren't happy. Its a pursuit of what they lack. They're uniformly miserable and want everyone else to be the same, every damned one of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 04:53 PM (39g3+)
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The Doc Holiday line on Johny Ringo pretty much sums up all these folks, feminist, femboys, rage-monkeys, etc.
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Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (Rrcz/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (6iw++)
With you.
With Trump's pornographicly hot cabinet picks, I will be happily fapping for years.
Without you.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (zu88C)
You know, wait until her male "partner" (I'm assuming she has still not had her eventual and inevitable lesbian epiphany) is in a pique of ardor and - in that excited state - ask him for $10.
Repeat once per month.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (y/9kR)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (ry4ab)
>> LGBT community, sailor?
Remove the space between "an" and "ally" there, and you'll understand the true meaning.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Gen. Mattis at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (YX9fV)
Uh...phrasing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (mL2BD)
I'm an ally of the BLT community.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:18 PM (HgMAr)
BLTwM
with Mayo....Diversity man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (AGr9E)
Posted by: Ali Assa Seen at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (c8Ctg)
Repeat once per month.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (y/9kR)
She could get $20, but not much more
Posted by: Batterup at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (56Oar)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2016 05:20 PM (8jDbj)
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PA?
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (a0IVu)
AMEN!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (mL2BD)
In college had a friend that attempted to use a glad sandwich bag as a condom in the heat of the moment. That the girl had insisted he had to have a condom but then agreed to this was the disgustingly funny part. It was not ultimately successful in the end.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (6iw++)
I think I was raped.
Posted by: Sandwich Bag at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (GX63o)
.............
I can make her pretend.
Posted by: Fat Wallet at December 07, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Gen. Mattis at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM (YX9fV)
General Mattis does not avoid women, but he does deny them his essence.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 05:25 PM (8nWyX)
Jill Filipovic
Maybe less fun with Jill Filipovic in particular, I'll give her that. Hm.... (Does Google image search on "Jill Filipovic)...My God, yeek! those facial expressions are about as un-Sexy as I can imagine...Unless you like copulating with a straight razor. Hard to imagine how it could get less fun.
Its almost as though no one should give a crap about how much fun Jill Filipovic is having, because she looks and sounds like a small humorless tidepool fish.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:25 PM (CPk08)
Anyway she said something about Melania being "slut shamed".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (DW+jj
Carolina Herrera, fashion designer, said she would be very happy to design for Melania Trump as first lady today.
Tom Ford and some other twit have both said they will not.
Because Melania Trump wouldn't do their outfits justice, LOL.
Posted by: Jen at December 07, 2016 05:26 PM (be9L9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (6iw++)
That's where he should have gone in the first place and he wouldn't have needed a condom.
Although....isn't that how lawyers are conceived?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2016 05:26 PM (42Mgr)
Naval Academy Hosting Transgender 101 Training for Midshipmen
Juan Williams wants everyone to know Hillary won the popular vote by a wide margin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 05:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:23 PM (a0IVu)
AMEN!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (dELE3)
==========================
I really can't see Trump and Mattis putting up with that crap, can you?
Here soldier - put on this pregnancy belly.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:26 PM (dFi94)
211
In college had a friend that attempted to use a glad sandwich bag as
a condom in the heat of the moment. That the girl had insisted he had
to have a condom but then agreed to this was the disgustingly funny
part. It was not ultimately successful in the end.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (6iw++)
I think I was raped.
Posted by: Sandwich Bag at December 07, 2016 05:24 PM (GX63o)
LOL. Can you imagine THAT commercial for Glad Bags'?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016 05:27 PM (AGr9E)
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 07, 2016 05:27 PM (KLyOA)
Anyway, his voice was the biggest asshole, douchebag sounding voice you ever heard. Nobody sounds like that naturally. He had to practice.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:27 PM (DW+jj)
a condom in the heat of the moment.
HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 05:28 PM (mL2BD)
This will end well.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (jkmtt)
"My opinion Jill is that your mother should have chosen her right for abortion."
That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (KLyOA)
*****
Is that a PB&J in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaging in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (wPiJc)
i'm married and haven't had sex for years...
i've figured out i'm being punished for something, but i have no idea what.
what's almost funny is she once told a female relative of mine, in front of me, that she would never use sex as a weapon.
typical female, in my experience.
oh well, at least my cell is nice.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (i8bpR)
Posted by: Jen at December 07, 2016 05:26 PM (be9L9)
...not all are graced with my fabulous guns!!!
Posted by: FLOTUS at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (wcSGs)
In college had a friend that attempted to use a glad sandwich bag as
a condom in the heat of the moment. That the girl had insisted he had
to have a condom but then agreed to this was the disgustingly funny
part. It was not ultimately successful in the end.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:21 PM (6iw++)
LOL. Youth is wasted on the young.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016
Sorry, Cap'n. The hatches to the crew's rack spaces have been sealed with 'ally stickers'. They haven't been able to get them open yet.
But they look fabulous!
Posted by: Ensign (j.g.) McFluffer at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (nQHw/)
I'm sure it will just be a grind, but I'll come through just fine.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2016 05:30 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2016 05:30 PM (GwIKd)
___________________
Feminist sex is sort of theoretical, in that no one (including feminists) has sex according to their Byzantine prescriptions and reservations.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (y/9kR)
Because they have the whitest teeth I've ever come across?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (784ZQ)
............
I hope he didn't lose the carrot sticks in there.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (HgMAr)
Brother, been there, done that.
*pushes a cold beer through USB port*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Gen. Mattis at December 07, 2016 05:22 PM
Try a live cougar. It's wild.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (dFi94)
Have you tried New Amsterdam or Tito's? They're both excellent.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (zSMr0)
AUUUUGAAAA!!!! AAUUUUUUGAAAAA!!!ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Manspreading fake news like a bastard' at December 07, 2016
Sorry,
Cap'n. The hatches to the crew's rack spaces have been sealed with
'ally stickers'. They haven't been able to get them open yet.
But they look fabulous!
Posted by: Ensign (j.g.) McFluffer at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (DMUuz)
Well blow me down!
Posted by: Ensign McSilly at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (AGr9E)
a condom in the heat of the moment.
That's odd. All I was ever offered during my college years were paper bags.
And he wanted to put them over my head, for some reason.
Posted by: Lena at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (wV8s/)
............
I hope he didn't lose the carrot sticks in there.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (HgMAr)
That is what made it a ribbed sandwich bag.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (6iw++)
Posted by: Paolo at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (0+srV)
Because they have the whitest teeth I've ever come across?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (784ZQ)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (5E5Ie)
Brother, been there, done that.
*pushes a cold beer through USB port*
Posted by: Insomniac
====
I recently confessed to my wife that I believe that I have impregnated the shower.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: FLOTUS at December 07, 2016 05:29 PM (wcSGs)
=========================
Just once, I want to see a side-by-side of Melania and the Linebacker before the Obamas leave office. Do they usually do a photo-op with outgoing and incoming? Because I'd really really like to see that. Really.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (dFi94)
Just stuff the Cheez-its in there and hope they soak everything up.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (y/9kR)
It's not exactly rocket science, FFS every mammal does it.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (jkmtt)
And he wanted to put them over my head, for some reason.
Posted by: Lena at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (DMUuz)
My bet is that he kept one to put over his own head too. In case someone walked in on you.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (CPk08)
___________________
Feminist
sex is sort of theoretical, in that no one (including feminists) has
sex according to their Byzantine prescriptions and reservations.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (y/9kR)
See Related: Bed Death
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (JO9+V)
Always thought the phrase ' going to make shower babies' was pretty funny.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (6iw++)
Oh crap. Close tags.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:35 PM (CPk08)
We've got fun and games...
Posted by: Axel Barrel Rose at December 07, 2016 05:35 PM (c8Ctg)
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Yeah, but doing it the feminist way involves a lot of paperwork and notarizations and stuff.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 07, 2016 05:35 PM (zSMr0)
Posted by: Axel Barrel Rose at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (c8Ctg)
>> even then I sometimes break both.
>> Posted by: Gen. Mattis
I thought somewhere around Maj Gen you got someone to weld a quarter-inch of armor on to your dork.
Maybe that's just in the Army and the jarheads are expected to do it the hard way.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:32 PM (0mRoj)
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I have tried New Amsterdam - in fact I have a bottle of that in my house. I love love love their peach vodka. I use it in my favorite summer drink - peach vodka, limoncello and sweet tea. Awesome.
I have not tried Tito's. I have to do a liquor store run before Christmas. I'll look for it - thanks for the tip.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (dFi94)
She knows how to party
Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 07, 2016 04:46 PM (SAV4V)
John Oliver. What a tool.
I enjoyed seeing the YouTube clip of him begging Trump to run for president.
I also enjoyed seeing him devote an entire show to his post-election meltdown.
His tears are sweet, like maple syrup with a trace of blackcurrants.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (n8tHU)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM
That could make for a real chill, i suspect.
Cochran would smile, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (wV8s/)*
My understanding is that the recount uncovered donk shenanigans in Detroit precincts, said irregularities invalidate those votes for the recount.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (jkmtt)
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (3Liv/)
a condom in the heat of the moment.
Ever read The Reaper by Nicolas Irving? It ain't just in colleges
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Axel Barrel Rose at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM (c8Ctg)
Aha! I see what you did....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (CPk08)
Though they won't admit it, all women crave the old Fluff'rNutt'r.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:37 PM (c8Ctg)
Pretty sure Trump is having fun.
That is what these crones hate.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (rgZEV)
Have you used this baggie before ? smells like fish in here.
Posted by: A Ham Sammich at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (rgZEV)
I agree. The media / left meltdown is ... delicious.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (cJrMO)
I read this Jill Filipovic chiquita is attractive from some near-blind morons upthread and go clicking on her picture....
She's a man, baby!
Or at least has a man's jaw.
She's got a Clutch Cargo jaw.
Meh. Not a gargoyle but not all that either.
Give her a 6.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2016 05:38 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: grammie winger- Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM
Hand-made in Texas. It doesn't get any better.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (HgMAr)
A FIVE GALLON BUCKET.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (1H9ox)
You are the best and I want you all to be blessed, now and always. Smooch.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (QQ+il)
As am I. I'm on a three month rotation, pretty much.
It will be a cold day in hell before I beg or plead ... or fuck up my household by seeking other options.
But I ain't gonna' lie ... it don't bother me that it pisses her off that I have other options. I ain't pretty. But I ain't a damn ogre either.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (AUFdM)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 07, 2016 05:33 PM (wV8s/)*
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An appeals judge basically called Stein a fucking moron and halted the recount. Stein has of coursed appealed it to the Michigan Supreme Court, which leans conservative, scheduled for next week.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (KLyOA)
Detroit precincts, said irregularities invalidate those votes for the
recount.
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The counter on the scanner didn't match the number in the application book. Which can happen for legitimate mistakes but apparently it prevents a recount in Michigan because MI law assumes shenanigans.
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (3Liv/)
Kim - Smart probing question
Eric - Smart thoughtful answer
Juan - goony goo goo
Greg - I just flew in and boy are my arms tired , badum- sh
Dana - There is no Dana. There is only Booosh. Buy my book. It's about my dog.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Fat Guy with a Lisp at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: James at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (Drw+m)
And the Boston Red Sox led the major leagues with 878 runs scored this year, which makes them the 2016 World Champions.
Well actually, Juan, it doesn't mean dick...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (DMUuz)
====================
Really? Okay then I will have to actually buy it. I was just humoring Insomniac.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (dFi94)
1. stop screwing around and put all the time and energy into fixing yourself, so you are more employable
2. Tell the cheap bastard you're screwing to chip in for the pills
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (JO9+V)
>> donk shenanigans in Detroit precincts, said
>> irregularities invalidate those votes for the recount.
Well, apparently there's vote totals in the Detroit area that can't be validated between machine and paper, because apparently the machines accidentally record some votes twice, but the local registrars don't think it's a problem and won't make a difference in the total, but because the paper vote count and the machine vote count won't reconcile they can't recount...
What it really means is that Trump's beyond the margin of fraud and they either have to admit it and give up the recount or disclose their scam, which they will not do until it's taken away from them legislatively.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (TppKb)
Sorry: that face is utterly devoid of humor. Gimme a warm pumpkin with a hole in it: more personality and less hassle.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (CPk08)
*pushes a cold beer through USB port*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:31 PM (0mRoj) |
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*GLUG GLUG GLUG* danke!
what's really funny is that she bitches about me getting faced on a regular basis...
geee, i wonder why?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (i8bpR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2016 05:34 PM (JO9+V)
Binging the phrase "lesbian bed death" gets you some interesting results.
Apparently, it's A Thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (n8tHU)
Yea, I've got some tequila that was made in Albania. Nothing says tequila like Albania.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (89T5c)
As am I. I'm on a three month rotation, pretty much.
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I can't even remember where all the things go.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (AUFdM)
My unsolicited advice: This year, surprise her with an original Rothko under the Christmas tree.
You won't be disappointed.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (jkmtt)
1. stop screwing around and put all the time and energy into fixing yourself, so you are more employable
2. Tell the cheap bastard you're screwing to chip in for the pills
Anal is free.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (784ZQ)
When men were bold
And rubbers weren't invented,
Men wrapped socks
Around their cocks
And pregnancies were prevented.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: phreshone at December 07, 2016 04:42 PM (DpOmP)
Has she already worked her way through all the NBA teams?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count de Monet
******
Hey, get your mind out of the gutter!
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaging in political satire at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 05:19 PM (8nWyX)
Service mostly.
Trying to talk to a live person is beyond traumatic.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 05:42 PM (CY2DG)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (/WPPJ)
..............
Did he ask her to suck the air out before pulling the zip-lock?
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (HgMAr)
>> for the pills
As I've been saying since the day Obamacare passed: birth control is a recreational expense, not a medical one, and I'll support your right to taxpayer-funded birth control when you fund the gas and parts I spent last weekend at the racetrack. Because I'd rather race than fuck.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: undocumented illegal paparazzi at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (Dj5/i)
You ain't kiddin', brother.
Posted by: Bill C. at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 05:43 PM (c8Ctg)
Because someone you know is gonna get fucked.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
Maybe that's just in the Army and the jarheads are expected to do it the hard way.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:36 PM
The Army figures that if you make Maj. Gen., you deserve an extra 50% to your length.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (CY2DG)
Posted by: the Butcher at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Christina at December 07, 2016 05:45 PM (GAyU/)
Crazy I know. You tell me who is happier.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:45 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ajmojo at December 07, 2016 05:46 PM (1H9ox)
Mankind has long been quite inventive, before Malaysian elastic compounds came along there were sheep intestines, well back into the...1500s?
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:46 PM (TppKb)
Can I get that at Lowe's or Home Depot ... or do I have to go to that pretentious fucking Sherwin Williams store ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (AUFdM)
>> Trigglypuffs most affected.
I don't think Trigglypuffs have much to worry about on that front.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (89T5c)
,,,,
Muslims are still using them. Of course, they leave them in the sheep.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:39 PM (DMUuz)
====================
Really? Okay then I will have to actually buy it. I was just humoring Insomniac.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:40 PM (dFi94)
Hey now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (0mRoj)
***************************
I'm not seeing it personally.
My new pickup line "MAKE MY PANTS GREAT AGAIN" has been a big hit with the cowgirls down at the local rodeo bar.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM (KLyOA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 05:49 PM (IqV8l)
>> deserve an extra 50% to your length.
In the Marines if you get someone to do that the Navy inspector general comes along with a plasma cutter and takes the tip off.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:49 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 07, 2016 05:49 PM (/WPPJ)
Crazy I know. You tell me who is happier.
Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 05:45 PM (dFi94)
But sex is a weapon used to hurt men.
Posted by: Grrrrrrlllllzzzz at December 07, 2016 05:49 PM (Dj5/i)
Mankind has long been quite inventive, before Malaysian elastic compounds came along there were sheep intestines, well back into the...1500s?
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:46 PM (TppKb)
And that's why condoms are called skins.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 05:51 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 05:41 PM
Tito's has a Wikipedia entry. Does the Albanian tequila?
You're The Champs if you can find it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 05:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 05:52 PM (TppKb)
LOL.... someone is unclear on the concept.
what food kills a woman's sex drive?
wedding cake.
why is the bride always smiling?
she knows she's given her last blow j*b.
why do women close their eyes during sex?
they can't stand to see their man enjoying himself...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 05:53 PM (i8bpR)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 05:44 PM (CY2DG)
Look into ting.com. I was with Sprint for about ten years, never had a problem. A co-worker mentioned Ting and I'm paying like $40 vs. $100. The $100 was for an unlimited plan, but Ting is a kind of pay-as-you go thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 06:01 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2016 05:47 PM
Dude. Move to Texas, absorb it for four years, get baptized in the Brazos, and you too can ride tall in the saddle, shoot straight, and be known for the virtues of trustworthiness, loyalty, helpfulness, friendliness, courtesy, kindness, cheerfulness, bravery, cleanliness, and (generally) reverence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2016 06:01 PM (DMUuz)
Are you telling me Boy Scout camp grafitti is historically innacurate?
Posted by: Bill C. at December 07, 2016 06:09 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 07, 2016 06:42 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 07, 2016 06:43 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 07, 2016 06:46 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 07, 2016 06:51 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 07, 2016 06:55 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at December 07, 2016 11:04 PM (Sda6L)
Out
STANDING
This goes in my archive of "Combating liberal bullshit" folder.
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