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Just When You Think That "Reason" Writers Aren't A Bunch Of Vox Writers With Hash Pipes, They Write Something Like This...

Trump's Problem With Free Speech: The billionaire bully chafes at the restrictions imposed by the First Amendment.

Look, the concept of libertarianism is marvelous, and these folks have occasionally written interesting and provocative pieces that are buttressed by classic libertarian thought. But all too often they resort to the leftist technique of vilifying people because of their associations. Here we have PE Donald Trump talking with the dictator of Kazakhstan. And they extrapolate from Trump's oft-stated desire and practice of suing people who say things he thinks are untrue -- to Trump arresting, imprisoning and possibly killing his critics, just as they say Nazarbayev does.

Last week Donald Trump had a nice telephone chat with Nursultan Nazarbayev, the autocrat who has ruled Kazakhstan since 1989, two years before it broke away from the Soviet Union. According to the Kazakh government, the president-elect "stressed that under the leadership of Nursultan Nazarbayev, our country over the years of independence had achieved fantastic success that can be called a 'miracle.'"

One aspect of the Kazakh miracle that Trump surely admires is Nazarbayev's ability to make criticism (and critics) disappear. As Trump's constitutionally contemptuous comments about flag burning illustrate, he supports free speech the same way he supports free trade: with preferential exceptions designed to protect the people he cares about most.

First...I doubt very much that Donald Trump initiated this conversation. It beggars belief that he woke up one morning with a burning desire to talk to a man he has surely never met, and whose name he probably didn't know.

Second..."Reason" is basing this on the press release from Kazakhstan, not from Donald Trump. I know this is a crazy idea, but a single-sourced account is pretty much worthless.

Oh...by the way, Kazakhstan gave up its nuclear weapons. You know, what every good leftist wants of the world. And some guy named Obama met with Nazarbayev in South Korea in 2012 and...get this...praised him for his leadership in nuclear non-proliferation.

I wonder what's different?

Posted by: CBD at 07:21 PM




Comments

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1 Man, you're busy today.

Yeah, Trump's treating the Presidency like being CEO of the largest conglomerate on the planet. So far it's working.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 07:20 PM (TppKb)

2 he supports free speech the same way he supports free trade: with preferential exceptions designed to protect the people he cares about most.


Oh noes! He errs on protecting the people he cares most about, American loving patriots.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 07, 2016 07:21 PM (6iw++)

3 Guess I gotta put up the CorgiSignal

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2016 07:21 PM (TppKb)

4 keeping up the weird shit meme from the last thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4010390/Inside-cultish-mind-control-world-Oakland-inferno -warehouse-organizer- tenants-tell-personal-charisma-threats-violence-rituals.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:21 PM (i8bpR)

5 th

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:21 PM (i8bpR)

6 ...so there!

Posted by: Billionaire Bully at December 07, 2016 07:22 PM (wcSGs)

7 Its hard to keep up.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 07:22 PM (5sOEp)

8 10

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi)

9 Nailed it!

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi)

10 Oh...by the way, Kazakhstan gave up its nuclear weapons. You know, what every good leftist wants of the world. And some guy named Obama met with Nazarbayev in South Korea in 2012 and...get this...praised him for his leadership in nuclear non-proliferation.


Did Obama also call their country "a great friend that punches above their weight class"

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 07:22 PM (z/Ubi)

11 I'm ashamed to admit I once called myself a libertarian. Young and stupid and all that I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:23 PM (1JAxC)

12 11 thinks shes 10 but really a 8

Am I in trouble?

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 07:23 PM (5sOEp)

13 as we saw with Al Gore the other day, just because you get to talk to Trump doesn't mean you're going to get what you want...

Trump also knows that the MFM is just waiting for him to break a campaign promise. so they can jump all over him, so i don't see him breaking any, at least any time soon

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:23 PM (i8bpR)

14 Mike Rowe on Tucker now

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 07:24 PM (5sOEp)

15 Lots of folks don't like flag burners, including Hillary who wanted them imprisoned.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2016 07:24 PM (yOqwj)

16 The kayaks gave up nukes they couldn't maintain and likely could have used, for lots of American cash. They weren't exactly altruistic.

The Ukrainians on the other hand could have maintained the ss25s and knew how to use them. They trusted us ....

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2016 07:25 PM (2RVmA)

17 I thought Borat was the President of Khaklameostan or whatever the shit hole country is called.

And his sister is number #1 prostitute in all of country!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2016 07:25 PM (ej1L0)

18 keeping up the weird shit meme from the last thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4010390/Inside-cultish-mind-control-world-Oakland-inferno -warehouse-organizer- tenants-tell-personal-charisma-threats-violence-rituals.html



Fake news! Fake news! Run away! Run away!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 07:26 PM (784ZQ)

19 >>The Ukrainians on the other hand could have maintained the ss25s and knew how to use them. They trusted us ....


We fucked up.

Posted by: Ukraine at December 07, 2016 07:26 PM (c8Ctg)

20 Whatever significance and value the Libertarians once had was erased by running Johnson. They've lost their way, almost totally as an organization. There was a time when they could have been great in this country. Hell, by running a reasonably intelligent freedom-loving person for their candidate they could have pulled real numbers and become a force.

Instead they coughed their way through a cloud of pot smoke like Spicoli stumbling out of his VW van and pushed that doofus into the limelight. A candidate so unserious and stupid he made Bernie Sanders seem positively impressive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:27 PM (39g3+)

21 My solution to flag burning, make it an affirmative defense for simple assault. A 'fighting word', let nature take its course.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2016 07:27 PM (2RVmA)

22 Trump arresting, imprisoning and possibly killing his critics


I'm torn on this point.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 07:27 PM (0F67M)

23 >>I know this is a crazy idea, but a single-sourced account is pretty much worthless.


You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

24 "One aspect of the Kazakh miracle that Trump surely admires..."

Does "Reason" offer any evidence of this, or are they drinking the bong water again?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 07, 2016 07:28 PM (fVubI)

25 But let's give Obama a pass for eulogizing Castro

Posted by: Boone at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (vq6QR)

26 Then there is this, from that anti-Hillary NYT rag.

http://tinyurl.com/k3b6umz

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (yOqwj)

27 >>Did Obama also call their country "a great friend that punches above their weight class"

NEVER get old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5hmqDuuCRk


Mike Rowe *sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (NOIQH)

28 If you burned a rainbow flag or whatever at some outing of that group Leftists would come at you like a pack of badgers.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (5sOEp)

29 "But let's give Obama a pass for eulogizing Castro"

I've never heard "eulogizing" used in place of "wanting to orally love".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (fVubI)

30 The fucking CEO of TimeWarner (the asshole who won't sell General Lee toys anymore) has better sense about free speech than professional libertarians.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 07, 2016 07:29 PM (egK2C)

31 Reason can be useful but I've made the observation over the years that whenever the arrow of their pure libertarian dogma bumps into hard reality it predicatively bends to the left.

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at December 07, 2016 07:30 PM (mh+4W)

32 Does "Reason" offer any evidence of this, or are they drinking the bong water still?
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FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:30 PM (i8bpR)

33 17 I thought Borat was the President of Khaklameostan or whatever the shit hole country is called.

And his sister is number #1 prostitute in all of country!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2016 07:25 PM (ej1L0)


Their potassium is pretty good, and their prostitutes are the cleanest in the region (except, of course, for Turkmenistan's).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 07:30 PM (8nWyX)

34 One aspect of the Kazakh miracle that Trump surely admires is Nazarbayev's ability to make criticism (and critics) disappear.

Isn't this straight up blood-libel? I mean, there's not a lot of shading here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 07:30 PM (0F67M)

35 I've stopped taking Reason seriously. Actually I stopped a long time ago.

I used to identify as Libertarian. But all the Libertarians I met, online or off, were anti-religion and pro-pot. Two things I am not.

I like their position on gun control and sex. That's about it.

Reason gets no clicks and no shits from me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2016 07:31 PM (MYX5P)

36 "If you burned a rainbow flag or whatever at some outing of that group Leftists would come at you like a pack of badgers."

That would be an interesting experiment.

Actually, didn't someone try something like that at a college? Put a "Palestinian" or ISIS flag where people had to step on it, and got just the screaming butthurt you'd expect?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 07, 2016 07:31 PM (fVubI)

37 I said last year 'what will the Libertarians do now that their one unifying cause -- pot legalization -- is going away?'

Become leftists, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:31 PM (39g3+)

38 @Rob Crawford

You know the answer to that....

Wasn't there an album or band called 'Bongwater'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2016 07:33 PM (MYX5P)

39 more like come out as leftists

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:33 PM (i8bpR)

40 Does "Reason" offer any evidence of this, or are they drinking the bong water still?

Hey, I resent that remark!

Posted by: Goth Fonzie at December 07, 2016 07:33 PM (qJhUV)

41 O/T but damn it's cold here. 8 degrees right now and going down. Although it has quit snowing.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 07:34 PM (9iR5/)

42 The Goth Fonzies have daddy issues.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 07:34 PM (1G5R8)

43 Goth Fonzie resembles that remark

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2016 07:35 PM (MYX5P)

44 Would goth Fonzie have chewed the fat with Fidel?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

45 "billionaire bully chafes...". Jesus. Public University Journalism classes.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:36 PM (mHL0c)

46 The libertarian party in concept is sound: liberty first, meaning small government and more local government with as few laws as society can get by with. I'm fine with that, I encourage it.

The problem is the bulk of its membership, nearly all it seems sometimes, are made up of people not so much in love with liberty as wanting to force society to accept their personal vice. They see liberty as being a way of getting away with what they want rather than a net good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:36 PM (39g3+)

47 Are there any Trump Eeyores, nicer than saying NeverTrumper assholes) here that infested the Gore thread last night?

Look who Trump put up for the EPA, good enough for you "true conservatives?"

I think all of the rational people here are getting truly tired of these concerned concern trolls about Trump and how we smarter than thou (proved by reality) are dumb Trumpers.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:37 PM (cOHS7)

48 O/T but damn it's cold here. 8 degrees right now and going down. Although it has quit snowing.
---
cold here in The Valley too: it's going to be down in 40's tonight...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:38 PM (i8bpR)

49 The difference is that Obama is a sooper genius who poops rainbows while Trump is a Nazi. I thought that was obvious.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 07, 2016 07:38 PM (nvMvs)

50 >>Isn't this straight up blood-libel?

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

51 "Libertarian". Probably better as a general, personal stance, rather than a mass political movement. Anarchy, and all that.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:40 PM (mHL0c)

52 If Reason were actually libertarian that might mean something. Linking from the last thread I think that now that Trump is President we need to stop allowing the left and the idiots at Reason to keep on with their lies and fake affiliations. We need to stop being afraid to mock, humiliate, and disparage those who deserve it. As many have noted, since when is Reason truly libertarian. The minute you espouse open borders and gay marriage you no longer believe in personal property rights or limited government. When Reason takes one incident and turns it into hyperbole call them on it. I am so sick and tired of our side playing nice. The hyperbolic bull* needs to stop and we need to stop letting this stuff slide. Trump can only do so much, and we need to stop being so damn polite. It gets us nothing.

Posted by: lightning at December 07, 2016 07:40 PM (pwONV)

53
Trump chafes at the restrictions in the first amendment.


That right there is professional grade wordsmithing.


Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 07:40 PM (wuEnJ)

54 O/T but damn it's cold here. 8 degrees right now and going down. Although it has quit snowing.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue




I feel your pain. It's 54 out now.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 07:40 PM (784ZQ)

55 Two facts about Reason that tell you all you need to know --

These liberty lovin' open borders advocates went to a registration system for their commenters. Free speech, if you give us your info.

The vast majority of their writers supported TFG over McLame and the Romneybus. This year, they went all in on a pot airhead.


About the only use I have for the place anymore is they do occasionally call out civil asset forfeiture, an abusive gubmint tool that needs to die stat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2016 07:41 PM (oZEJt)

56 Separate the chafe from the whfat.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2016 07:41 PM (q6C1L)

57 I think all of the rational people here are getting truly tired of these concerned concern trolls about Trump and how we smarter than thou (proved by reality) are dumb Trumpers.

More than that I'm tired of people getting news from sources they already know to be filled with liars who hate them and freaking out like there's a bee in the car. How many times is this going to happen? OH MY GOD TRUMP MET WITH JOHN PODESTA, HE'S GONNA PUT HILLARY IN AT STATE!!!!

You must chill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:41 PM (39g3+)

58 Probably better as a general, personal stance, rather than a mass political movement. Anarchy, and all that.
Posted by: tubal


And you know what anarchy leads to.

People eating voluntarily at Arby's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 07:41 PM (1G5R8)

59 Reason is a pretty good site with several writers that have Trump Derangement Syndrome, and bad. When it comes to 1st and 2nd Amendment stances they're rock solid for the most part but Trump sends them off the rails for some reason.

For what it's worth, the majority of the people who comment there, while not really pro-Trump, are relieved that he managed to beat you know who and they don't hesitate to let the various writers know when they've crossed the line into deranged stupidity.

Posted by: Motorhead at December 07, 2016 07:42 PM (zyOge)

60 wow the guy is complaining about Trump and free speech? after Obama's and his cronies terms?

wow just wow.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2016 07:42 PM (R7cwD)

61

You people keep talking about food.
I'm sitting here starving.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 07:42 PM (wuEnJ)

62 Trump on Time magazine's cover blurb calling him the President of the Divided States of America:

"I'm not President yet so I didn't do anything to divide."

Try to imagine any of the current GOP bench throwing this back to the media.


Posted by: Azathoth at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (XN0hD)

63 Genius Jill Stein is paying about $58K for each extra vote she's gotten in Minnesota...

and the FAB has gained less than 100 on Trump.

she's *NEVER* gonna be President!

http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/12/wisconsin-held-hostage-recount-day-7/#comments

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (i8bpR)

64 Trump also knows that the MFM is just waiting for him to break a campaign promise. so they can jump all over him, so i don't see him breaking any, at least any time soon
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:23 PM (i8bpR)

___

He's already gone back on deporting dreamers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (1JAxC)

65 Willow! You live!
How you doing?

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (mHL0c)

66 "More than that I'm tired of people getting news from sources they already know to be filled with liars who hate them and freaking out like there's a bee in the car. How many times is this going to happen? OH MY GOD TRUMP MET WITH JOHN PODESTA, HE'S GONNA PUT HILLARY IN AT STATE!!!!



You must chill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:41 PM (39g3+)"
-------------------
I kind of get it because in the past, the GOPe would knife us in the back. Trump has lived up to his word 99% of the time in action. Yet people assume the worst from sources that are anti-Trump and more importantly anti-Trump supporters.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (cOHS7)

67 anyway I thought these pukes like strong men like Castor, Chavez, Ahmidinjihad,

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (R7cwD)

68 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)

69 tubal, cough, cough, and emotional rollercoasting these days, but udderwise okey dokey.. you and yours I hope are doing good?

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2016 07:45 PM (R7cwD)

70 Legal pot is leaving Reason with an existential crisis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (mL2BD)

71 Ace, this dot-connecting fetish you seem to have developed, particularly as it relates to the dirtballs on the Left, is going to get you into trouble........the kind of 'trouble' this country desperately needs.

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (oBuXO)

72 Trump wants somewhat stronger libel restrictions.

The left wants to put people in jail for calling a man in a dress a man or disagreeing with global warmening.

Spare me how concerned Reason is about the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (aZq03)

73 68 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)

____

That was The Korean War right? So August 1877.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (1JAxC)

74 34 One aspect of the Kazakh miracle that Trump surely admires is Nazarbayev's ability to make criticism (and critics) disappear.

Isn't this straight up blood-libel? I mean, there's not a lot of shading here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 07:30 PM (0F67M)

Yeah, saw that too. Just making shit up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (TXcyw)

75 He's already gone back on deporting dreamers.

Case in point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM (39g3+)

76 I think all of the rational people here are getting truly tired of these concerned concern trolls about Trump and how we smarter than thou (proved by reality) are dumb Trumpers.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:37 PM (cOHS7

Can't say I'm a NeverTrumper because I voted for the guy, the nominee of my party. That said, it isn't trolling to criticize the man when the occasion arises, and I'm guessing there'll be lots of occasions. Bush took a lot of heat on this site at various times back in the day and I don't recall anyone calling his critics trolls or the like.

Lighten up.

Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (ZkXe+)

77 "He's already gone back on deporting dreamers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (1JAxC)"---------------------Ease up francis. He has not "already." We shall see what he does. But please don't ever get tired of being wrong, first.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (cOHS7)

78 tubal, cough, cough, and emotional rollercoasting these days, but udderwise okey dokey.. you and yours I hope are doing good?
Posted by: willow at December 07, 2016 07:45 PM (R7cwD)

Oh, we've managed to avoid capture so far, but life on the run gets tiring.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (mHL0c)

79 He's already gone back on deporting dreamers.
---
we don't know that for sure, at least not yet.

hell, he's not even in office yet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (i8bpR)

80 The barter stock vodka has kicked in I;m afraid so any comments posted after this post are not the responsivility of grammie winger, nor shall she be responsibole for them in any way. goon night.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (dFi94)

81 47 I think all of the rational people here are getting
truly tired of these concerned concern trolls about Trump and how we
smarter than thou (proved by reality) are dumb Trumpers.


Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable


Yeah, it gets mighty tiresome. Trump is gonna quit. He's in it for the lols. He's a plant for Hillary. He's a hardcore Dem. He's gonna walk back on his campaign promise of _________.

And still, they persist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2016 07:48 PM (oZEJt)

82 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.

The Guns of August, 1914.

Might have been Waterloo, 1939.

Ok, I don't know either.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 07:48 PM (wuEnJ)

83 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)

____

That was The Korean War right? So August 1877.
Posted by: #neverskankles



December 7th, 1941.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (784ZQ)

84 That was The Korean War right? So August 1877.
Posted by: #neverskankles
-------------

Yeah, well, they didn't get Inchon either, which was also a question

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (ZO497)

85 77 "He's already gone back on deporting dreamers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:43 PM (1JAxC)"---------------------Ease up francis. He has not "already." We shall see what he does. But please don't ever get tired of being wrong, first.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:47 PM (cOHS7)

___

Why the hate dude? If you think Trump will deport a single dreamer, you're dreaming yourself.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (1JAxC)

86 Reason was for Gary Johnson carbon taxes before they were against them. It's explained by the bestest of reason fake-news "journalists."

Posted by: ryukyu at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (7iuxz)

87 That said, it isn't trolling to criticize the man when the occasion arises, and I'm guessing there'll be lots of occasions

Yeah I'll be up front and center to kick Trump in the pills when he pulls a fast one on us. It sure to happen and soon. But he's not even in office yet, so its premature to yell about what he's "already" done or is doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (39g3+)

88 Which invasion of France? The current one?

Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)

89 Lightning@52
I agree with most of your mini rant (well said) except for the gay marriage part. Liberty is the government staying the hell out of our lives. Marriage is a religious construct. The government should have no say in marriage whatsoever. Gay marriage, straight marriage should not be regulated by a government.
As Penn Jillette once said, I'm against all marriage even though I am happily married.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 07, 2016 07:50 PM (yTnCT)

90 "That said, it isn't trolling to criticize the man when the occasion arises, and I'm guessing there'll be lots of occasions."
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So far nothing but conjecture based upon the msms. Name one one legitimate occasion.

I'm being light. How many times in the past week have people here become Chicken Littles on the msms rumor only to be proven wrong on action?

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 07:50 PM (cOHS7)

91 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.

France?

Posted by: Youngish Contestant at December 07, 2016 07:50 PM (mL2BD)

92 They also didn't know about Carter's failed rescue attempt in Iran.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:51 PM (ZO497)

93 If you think Trump will deport a single dreamer, you're dreaming yourself.

Maybe. Maybe not. Its December. Lets see what he does you know when he's actually in office before jumping to conclusions. So far he's defied everyone's predictions. I bet he doesn't -- but I've been wrong about him before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)

94 68 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)

I know, I know! May 10, 1940.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (9iR5/)

95 Reason.
Even their name drips with hypocrisy.
I'm surprised they didn't interview Borat for his thoughts in this article...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (6Qufo)

96 92 They also didn't know about Carter's failed rescue attempt in Iran.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:51 PM (ZO497)

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History began the day they were born, for Milenials. The Iran invasion was pre-1982 hence it didn't happen.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (1JAxC)

97 91 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.

France?
Posted by: Youngish Contestant at December 07, 2016 07:50 PM (mL2BD)

Since it was France, the invasion must have been in same month that the surrender occured.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (mHL0c)

98 Heh. Two of the contestants thought Hawaii awarded Woodrow Wilson electoral votes. Because, you know, Hawaii has been a state, like, forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:53 PM (ZO497)

99 46 The libertarian party in concept is sound: liberty first, meaning small government and more local government with as few laws as society can get by with. I'm fine with that, I encourage it.

The problem is the bulk of its membership, nearly all it seems sometimes, are made up of people not so much in love with liberty as wanting to force society to accept their personal vice. They see liberty as being a way of getting away with what they want rather than a net good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:36 PM (39g3+)

Great summary.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2016 07:53 PM (TXcyw)

100 73 68 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)

____

That was The Korean War right? So August 1877.
Posted by: #neverskankles


True story:

About ten years ago I was working at a newspaper. At the next desk over from me was a star reporter/assistant editor whom everybody praised as destined for journalistic greatness. She was considered "a genius" and wrote brilliant stories.

So, one evening, she peers over the cubicle wall, and asked me, without blinking:

"Which came first -- The Korean War or the Civil War?"

My sarcastic answer was, after a momentary shocked silence, "Well, that depends on which civil war you're talking about."

So she then uncorked a second jaw-dropping follow-up question:

"There was more than one?"

After several minutes of clarifying conversation I determined that she did indeed have NO idea whether or not the Korean War of 1950-3 came before or after the American Civil War of 1861-5, and she did not know that other countries aside from the United States ever had civil wars of their own.

Now? She is a professor at U.C. Berkeley.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2016 07:54 PM (jBuUi)

101 >>So far nothing but conjecture based upon the msms. Name one one legitimate occasion.

No, not really. He said himself yesterday that he wants to work something out with the Dreamers that will make everyone proud and happy. This is not the language he was using when he was running. It's at least a little disconcerting.

Kind of hard to sit here and give him credit for things but then say he's not even president yet when he says or does something a little odd at best.

Personally, I never thought he was going to be as harsh on illegals as he said during his campaign. It was a complete reversal from what he's said for a very long time. But if he secures the border and starts deporting some of the worst and puts in things like E-Verify I can live with a little compromise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

102 The problem is the bulk of its membership, nearly all it seems sometimes, are made up of people not so much in love with liberty as wanting to force society to accept their personal vice.

Libertines, not libertarians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2016 07:54 PM (mL2BD)

103 @17

Dammit. Gotta get here early to pick the low-hanging fruit, huh?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (6Qufo)

104 Great summary.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2016 07:53 PM (TXcyw)


So, self-serving narcissism.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (mHL0c)

105 I know, I know! May 10, 1940.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
---------------------

Close, oh so close... for a post-op guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (ZO497)

106 Aw, dang. I just got to the last thread.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

107 Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:36 PM

------------------

Applause. Standing on the desktop, cheering, pumping fist in the air. Everyone in the cube farm thinks I've lost my mind.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (wuEnJ)

108 Maybe. Maybe not. Its December. Lets see what he does you know when he's actually in office before jumping to conclusions. So far he's defied everyone's predictions. I bet he doesn't -- but I've been wrong about him before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)

____

I'm pretty sure he'll cut taxes, I'm pretty sure he'll build some type of border "structure" (not a wall but some fences here and there), I'm pretty sure he'll slap tarriffs on some Chinese imports and I'm pretty sure he'll nominate decent judges.

But I am 10000% sure he won't deport anyone who isn't an MS-13 member. And even there, I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (1JAxC)

109 >>She is a professor at U.C. Berkeley


Hire Ed!

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 07:56 PM (c8Ctg)

110 The word for surrender in French is abandon.


Weird.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 07:56 PM (qUNWi)

111 Heh. Watching Apocalypse: World War II on Netflix.
Herman Goehring was a sweet looking mother fucker.
Always heard he liked to wear his loafer lightly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 07:56 PM (784ZQ)

112 I will for evermore be calling the MSM, "The Fake News".

Posted by: Chris M at December 07, 2016 07:57 PM (6RZos)

113 >>Dammit. Gotta get here early to pick the low-hanging fruit, huh?


I hear you want to grab those befoe nevergivup fluoridates them...you know, if that's your thing.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 07:57 PM (c8Ctg)

114
Tonight I celebrate my love for you. And that midnight sun will come shining through. Tonight there'll be no distance between us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 07:57 PM (Mk/Qf)

115 104 Great summary.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2016 07:53 PM (TXcyw)

So, self-serving narcissism.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:55 PM (mHL0c)

Huh. Yes. Exactly.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2016 07:58 PM (TXcyw)

116 wanting to force society to accept their personal vice.
---------------
Libertines, not libertarians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-----------------

I have no problem with hawt librarians forcing their personal vice on me!

On that note, Tom Horn just started on rabbit ear TV...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 07:58 PM (6Qufo)

117 Tonight I celebrate my love for you. And that midnight sun will come shining through. Tonight there'll be no distance between us.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Aw, we kinda like you too, man.

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 07:59 PM (mHL0c)

118
I'm Mike Lindell maker of My Pillow.

You'll love My Pillow.

BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW.

My Pillow

My Pillow

MY PILLOW!!!

Posted by: Mike Lindel -- My Pillow at December 07, 2016 07:59 PM (Mk/Qf)

119 one of the things that seems to have disappeared down the memory drain in this context and in many other instances is obama's abuse of the press. his minions regularly screamed at, dressed down, threatened and verbally abused reporters who didn't report favorably enough on him. even bob woodward expressed shock and bewilderment that the press went along with the abuse, pointing out that it would' be tolerated from anyone else (esp. republicans). obama was hauling reporters to court at an unprecedented rate. a real threat. having kept them in line, compliant and adoring, it's all forgotten!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 07, 2016 07:59 PM (WTSFk)

120 Gurpgork! Bishlemek!

Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2016 07:59 PM (jn7FC)

121 Pretty close to 100 now, so I'll go a little O/T.
I bought a Colt revolver some years back that was engraved BS Co on the frame. I figured it was a guard gun, so I sent to Colt for a letter from their Archives Dept. Turns out "BS Co" is Bethlehem Steel and the gun was shipped to a steel plant in PA 8 days after the japs attacked Pearl Harbor.

Can you imagine what a day was like at a steel plant on December 15, 1941?

Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2016 08:00 PM (Sfs6o)

122 Trump is extremely problematic, especially in his repeated violent threats to my supplies of maxipads, but this is really going too far. Trump operatives spreading false stories of Kazakhstan's economic "success" is fake news at its worst. Worst!

Sir, do you have no standards at all for civilized behavior?

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 07, 2016 08:00 PM (8yq6P)

123 Gurpgork! Bishlemek!


Eh...that's what everyone says.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:01 PM (qUNWi)

124 After several minutes of clarifying conversation I determined that she did indeed have NO idea whether or not the Korean War of 1950-3 came before or after the American Civil War of 1861-5, and she did not know that other countries aside from the United States ever had civil wars of their own.

Now? She is a professor at U.C. Berkeley.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2016 07:54 PM (jBuUi)




Wait don't tell me. She teaches history. But from a feminist prospective, right?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:01 PM (auHtY)

125 Pretty close to 100 now, so I'll go a little O/T.
I bought a Colt revolver some years back that was engraved BS Co on the frame. I figured it was a guard gun, so I sent to Colt for a letter from their Archives Dept. Turns out "BS Co" is Bethlehem Steel and the gun was shipped to a steel plant in PA 8 days after the japs attacked Pearl Harbor.

Can you imagine what a day was like at a steel plant on December 15, 1941?
Posted by: Weasel




Way cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:01 PM (784ZQ)

126 https://tinyurl.com/jthe8e2



US Steel wants to accelerate investments, bring back jobs, CEO says

More WINNING!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 07, 2016 08:02 PM (y3aQB)

127 I'm Mike Lindell maker of My Pillow.

You'll love My Pillow.

BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW.

My Pillow

My Pillow

MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel
-------------------

"National Sleep Foundation, bitch."

Posted by: Mike Lindell at December 07, 2016 08:02 PM (eeTCA)

128 ... i'm just saying obama's abuse of the press should be brought up. just sayin'. in a folksy, non-threatening way.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 07, 2016 08:02 PM (WTSFk)

129 >>MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel


I don't know.

Is it patented?

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:03 PM (c8Ctg)

130 Goering was awarded the Blue Max as a pilot in WWI. Liked the ladies, cash, other people's property, and smack. Especially smack


not a homo ( NTTAWWT )

Posted by: Billy Occam at December 07, 2016 08:03 PM (ihtYN)

131 So you think these people have it easy, do you? You'll never know what they go through! She's my newest hero!

http://tinyurl.com/z7p7x86

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2016 08:04 PM (qJhUV)

132 >>> Can you imagine what a day was like at a steel plant on December 15, 1941?

I'll guess...busy?

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2016 08:04 PM (jw2Xw)

133
"National Sleep Foundation, bitch."

What does this even mean?

What kind of cockamamie bullshit is a national sleep foundation?

It's just a fucking pillow!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:04 PM (Mk/Qf)

134 129 >>MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel


I don't know.

Is it patented?

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:03 PM (c8Ctg)


It's filled with the finest ewok fur.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

135 Can you imagine what a day was like at a steel plant on December 15, 1941?
Posted by: Weasel



"Man up, boys. We're going 3 shifts a day, 7 days a week."

Posted by: Steel Plant at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (ZO497)

136 But My Fucking Pillow.

That's pidgin American slang from the days of the Vietnam war, right?

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (wuEnJ)

137 Mike, they didn't specify *which* invasion. There were two invasions of France during that time period.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (9iR5/)

138 We at the Brattleboro, Vt., Women's Reproductive Justice Center & Cat Shelter are also very threatened by Trump's attack on our First Amendment right to free abortions & Whiskas soft treats.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)

139
MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel
-------------------

I haven't tried your pillow, but I do enjoy your soup on occasion.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:06 PM (6Qufo)

140
Flummoxed.

The left is positively flummoxed. They have no idea how to effectively counter Trump.

So they lash out. Angrily. It the last trick in their bag of tricks.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (JmjOe)

141 December 7th, 1941.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (784ZQ)




Years ago a worked with a group of geniuses who of course we're smarter than me because they were liberal and I am dumb because conservative. So as were talking and it's becoming more and more apparent that they have no clue what they're talking about I started to ask them what happened on certain dates in American history and when I got to December 7, 1941 and none of them had a clue one said and I quote - Well if we don't know it then it must not have been that important. All college graduates all good little liberals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (auHtY)

142 How many of you have been to Kazakhstan? I have. it's a pretty interesting place.

Astana (the new capital) in completely new--at night, with a lot of neon, parts of it look like Las Vegas.

They sit on an enormous amount of natural resources, and have one of the most pluralistic and religiously tolerant societies in Central Asia.

Nazarbayev is truly trying to bring his country into the 21st century, for whatever you say about him being a President for Life type (which is true).

I wish the Reason guys would talk to people who have actually been there.

Also, China is trying to win influence there, and a bit of competition from America is a good thing.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (dSnJd)

143 "No, not really. He said himself yesterday that he wants to work
something out with the Dreamers that will make everyone proud and happy.

--------------------------

Yes, Trump says many things. Right now he does need to prove to the people that the msm and donks (birm) have done, that he is Hitler. They have been successful with the stupid in our country. Also is a very nice carrot for negotiating. My money says some dreamers will get to stay, not their family. Newer ones will be deported with their families. I think most if not all freebies will be cut for them.

I don't remember but were you one on the cats howling like they were hit with a rock about Gore's visit? My point is Trump is evil, turning on us all, a liar before he has made actual decisions. Then he makes decisions we all love. Also, we won't get 100%, period. I think we will get 85%+ though.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (cOHS7)

144 >>I'm Mike Lindell maker of My Pillow.



It's actually a great pillow, but yeah, the ads are annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (NOIQH)

145 Mike, they didn't specify *which* invasion. There were two invasions of France during that time period.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
------------

Actually, they said "The D-Day invasion"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (ZO497)

146 I haven't tried your pillow, but I do enjoy your soup on occasion.

I thought Lindel's were a chocolate thingy with truffles.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (9iR5/)

147 National Sleep Foundation Mission:

"The National Sleep Foundation is dedicated to improving health and well-being through sleep education and advocacy."

Ahh, OK then.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (1JAxC)

148 Wait don't tell me. She teaches history. But from a feminist prospective, right?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


No, not the History department. I don't want to reveal where she teaches exactly, for security reasons, but it's in the department (cough rhymes with burnolism cough) you might expect considering her career track.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2016 08:08 PM (jBuUi)

149
Lentils?

Dad liked the lentil soup. Not me tho.

Pasta Fazool, anyone?
Anyone know what this stuff is? If you're italic, you do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:08 PM (Mk/Qf)

150 Mi Recount over.

Judge lifts TRO.

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

OK, Jill Stein, how much of your sucker $$$ are left?

It's fun to win again.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (dSnJd)

151 One toke over the line.

Posted by: Hashpipe at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

152 134
It's filled with the finest ewok fur.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 07, 2016 08:05 PM (4ErVI)


It's a hyperallergenic pillow.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (jV8Mq)

153
It's actually a great pillow,...

/sobbing

it's just a pillow...it's....just....a....pillow...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (Mk/Qf)

154 >>I don't remember but were you one on the cats howling like they were hit with a rock about Gore's visit?

No. But I also feel no need to defend everything he does as the left did with Obama.

He's not a conservative, he's a populist. I'm sure I will like some of the things he does and not like others. Just like with anyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

155 Actually, they said "The D-Day invasion"

Oh, well never mind *in my best Emily Lattella* voice.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (9iR5/)

156 145 Mike, they didn't specify *which* invasion. There were two invasions of France during that time period.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
------------

Actually, they said "The D-Day invasion"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (ZO497)

To be completely pedantic, every invasion was referred to as "D-Day."

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (7qAYi)

157 they not he

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

158
It's a hyperallergenic pillow.


It's just a pillow.

/pleading for sanity

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (Mk/Qf)

159 So ... I just had to quiz ScoggSon about a test apparently regarding Israel.

Seven out of ten questions were leading, aimed at legitimizing a Palestine State. I gave a historical rebuff of that bullshit - but told him to give the expected answers on the test.

Bonus Bullshit ... now own ScoggDaughter's car keys after her vocal and passionate defense of the Palestinian State - accompanied by ScoggWife's firm support of ScoggDaughter's right to be wrong.

I hate women.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (fiGNd)

160 and when I got to December 7, 1941 and none of them had a clue one said and I quote - Well if we don't know it then it must not have been that important.




I'd have slapped the silly little bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (784ZQ)

161 Hmmmm. "But my fucking pillow".
Is this a Word Jumble, or an incomplete sentence?

Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (mHL0c)

162 Trump will never grasp the importance of proper optics and that will be his eventual downfall.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (PHZgl)

163 "The National Sleep Foundation is dedicated to improving health and well-being through sleep education and advocacy."

Ahh, OK then.
Posted by: #neverskankles
-----------------

We are committed to those things.

Posted by: Sleepy the Dwarf at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (ZO497)

164 It's just a fucking pillow!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:04 PM (Mk/Qf)


Bet you a buck Anna Puma can provide us any number of links to fucking pillows.

This is not an invitation to do so btw.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:11 PM (8nWyX)

165 Pasta Fazool, anyone?
Anyone know what this stuff is? If you're italic, you do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:08 PM (Mk/Qf)



Pasta and beans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:11 PM (auHtY)

166 >>So you think these people have it easy, do you? You'll never know what they go through! She's my newest hero!

So...what order did things happen with the rape, the PSTD, the Spirit Cooking/being BFF with a satanic artist???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:11 PM (NOIQH)

167
Why the hate dude? If you think Trump will deport a single dreamer, you're dreaming yourself.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:49 PM (1JAxC)


I'm waiting for Mary to tell us how Trump is planning to use the IRS to suppress dissent just the way Bush did

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (yLUuz)

168 Pasta Fazool, anyone?
Anyone know what this stuff is? If you're italic, you do.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:08 PM (Mk/Qf)

Pasta fagioli. My mom used to make it all the time.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)

169 I thought Lindel's were a chocolate thingy with truffles.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
-----------------

No, no, no.
Those are the granite blocks above your doors & windows, holding up the bricks.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (6Qufo)

170
speaking of oddball "national" organizations...

ever hear of the "5-2 Club"?

It's a national club, for, get this, short people. It's a real thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (Mk/Qf)

171 Look, the concept of libertarianism is marvelous


No, it isn't, any more than the concept of Marxism is marvelous. They each constitute a prime example of dorm room political philosophy for late adolescents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

172 it's just a pillow...it's....just....a....pillow...

Those aren't pillows!

Posted by: John Candy at December 07, 2016 08:13 PM (39g3+)

173 >>Pasta Fazool, anyone?
Anyone know what this stuff is? If you're italic, you do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:08 PM (Mk/Qf)


It's Pasta Fagioli, you mook.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:13 PM (c8Ctg)

174 Bet you a buck Anna Puma can provide us any number of links to fucking pillows.

--------

Ew. How would you clean that.?

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:13 PM (JmjOe)

175 speaking of oddball "national" organizations...

ever hear of the "5-2 Club"?

It's a national club, for, get this, short people. It's a real thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (Mk/Qf)



Who you callin' "oddball?"

Posted by: Robert Reich, standing on a crate at December 07, 2016 08:13 PM (SRKgf)

176 speaking of oddball "national" organizations...

ever hear of the "5-2 Club"?

It's a national club, for, get this, short people. It's a real thing.



5820 Club.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (784ZQ)

177 171 Look, the concept of libertarianism is marvelous


No, it isn't, any more than the concept of Marxism is marvelous. They each constitute a prime example of dorm room political philosophy for late adolescents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

Libertarians make an idol of the individual the way that Marxists make an idol of the collective.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

178 5280. Duh. Way to blow a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (784ZQ)

179 Reason is utterly retarded. I'm so tired of those idiots it's beyond words.

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (d6ghx)

180 Posted by: Mike Lindel -- My Pillow at December 07, 2016 07:59 PM (Mk/Qf)

Actually, Dad's best friend bought two and gave one to Dad. On his recommendation, I bought two. I really like them. I really do sleep better.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (a62hT)

181 >>> Those aren't pillows!

Nottafinga!

Posted by: Darren McGavin at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (jw2Xw)

182
MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel


Only if you're sleeping on Boll and Branch sheets on a Casper bed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (IqV8l)

183
5280. Duh. Way to blow a joke.

Posted by: rickb223


Ha! I didn't even notice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (Mk/Qf)

184 5280. Duh. Way to blow a joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (784ZQ)

---------

So YOU have the time macine Ace dosnt have.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (JmjOe)

185 "He's not a conservative, he's a populist. I'm sure I
will like some of the things he does and not like others. Just like
with anyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)"----------------------------I respect your opinion. I'm just tired of the:1. Nevertrumpers, so far constantly being proven wrong.2. Concern trolls, so far constantly being proven wrong.3. "True Conservatives", so far constantly being proven wrong.4. Eeyores, so far constantly being proven wrong.Look the guy nominated the man that has been fighting the epa tooth and nail more than any other major figure to head the epa. What more could Trump do? Physically burn the epa main building to the ground? Then it would be, "yeah but Trump only burned on of the epa's buildings."

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (cOHS7)

186 145 Mike, they didn't specify *which* invasion. There were two invasions of France during that time period.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
------------

Actually, they said "The D-Day invasion"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (ZO497)


OK, that narrows it down a bit.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

187 Is that a metric mile high club?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (IqV8l)

188 Never mind

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (JmjOe)

189 162 Trump will never grasp the importance of proper optics and that will be his eventual downfall.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (PHZgl)



Good point. The Vagicrats have a cunning plan, and are just playing a rope-a-dope, pretending to lose ... well ... pretty much everything, all in the expectation of sandbagging The Donald later.

Just like the Nips and the Krauts. Any day now, they're going to spring their cunning plan on us.

And as for the Confederacy ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

190 No, no, no.
Those are the granite blocks above your doors & windows, holding up the bricks.
Posted by: Chid
-----------------------

Which reminds me, walking through the older section of our church last Sunday, I was admiring the older oak doors with privacy glass in them, and more importantly, transoms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (ZO497)

191 182
MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel

Only if you're sleeping on Boll and Branch sheets on a Casper bed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (IqV8l)

Bowl & Branch sounds like some kind of designer weed.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (7qAYi)

192 speaking of oddball "national" organizations...

ever hear of the "5-2 Club"?

It's a national club, for, get this, short people. It's a real thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer




So AtC still can't join??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (784ZQ)

193 Pasta Fagioli

serve with crisp salad and warm garlic bread

allrecipes.com



I have beans, if I had some pasta.
I have bread and garlic, if I had some tomato sauce.
I could do beans on garlic bread, I guess. Nope, need a sauce for the beans.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:17 PM (wuEnJ)

194 182
MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel

Only if you're sleeping on Boll and Branch sheets on a Casper bed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:15 PM (IqV8l)



And take your super beets when you wake up in the morning!

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 08:17 PM (z/Ubi)

195 It's a national club, for, get this, short people. It's a real thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------------------

Ugh.
That makes twice this week I got that damned Randy Newman earworm stuck in my head!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:17 PM (6Qufo)

196 Where's my hashpipe?

Posted by: Bill Gyn at December 07, 2016 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

197
So AtC still can't join??

She'd be the tallest midget, so she'd have that going for her, which would be nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:18 PM (Mk/Qf)

198 >>Then it would be, "yeah but Trump only burned on of the epa's buildings."

Well I think that kind of "logic" is stupid. For the record, I have never been a neverTrumper. He wasn't my first choice but once he won the nomination I was all in.

Politicians aren't my heros, they are just a means to an end. I hope Trump gives me more of what I want but at the very least he isn't Hillary and that is a huge win.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:18 PM (/tuJf)

199 Only if you're sleeping on Boll and Branch sheets on a Casper bed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
---------------

Hold it... is Sleep Number 'out' now? Dammit, I'm always the last to hear about trends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (ZO497)

200 Libertarians make an idol of the individual the way that Marxists make an idol of the collective.

Well the objectivist types do. The ones who embrace small government, localist, liberty promoting concepts aren't that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (39g3+)

201
Pasta Fagioli

serve with crisp salad and warm garlic bread


Ever "fry" your leftover spaghetti?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (Mk/Qf)

202 158 It's just a pillow.



/pleading for sanity

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (Mk/Qf)


It slices! It dices! It mooshes! It sqooshes! Order 10!!!

Posted by: Ronco's "Lindell Pillow Deluxe" ad at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (jV8Mq)

203
And take your super beets when you wake up in the morning!
Posted by: buzzion


And give your doggie DINOVITE.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

204 Ew. How would you clean that.?
Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:13 PM (JmjOe)


In the wash, I guess, I don't know, I'm not a pillowfucker. I just know that body-sized pillows with coyly flirtatious anime/manga girls on them is A Thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:20 PM (8nWyX)

205 202 158 It's just a pillow.



/pleading for sanity

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:10 PM (Mk/Qf)

It slices! It dices! It mooshes! It sqooshes! Order 10!!!
Posted by: Ronco's "Lindell Pillow Deluxe" ad at December 07, 2016 08:19 PM (jV8Mq)

It's a floor wax!

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)

206 Ever "fry" your leftover spaghetti?






No, why?
You mean like heat it up in a frying pan?
I use the microwave.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (wuEnJ)

207 Great article at ZeroHedge: Manufacturing Normality: Exposing the Self Appointing Guardians of Reality.

http://tinyurl.com/zxadfmp

Essentially, the media is creating a single reality of "real news" and if you don't believe their "real news" you are "crazy" and "dangerous."

Next step: those who don't believe the media should be "jailed" and "re-programmed."

/ah, liberals do love their dictators!

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (nFg65)

208
Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

Why??

Who buys that chit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (Mk/Qf)

209 Which reminds me, walking through the older section of our church last
Sunday, I was admiring the older oak doors with privacy glass in them,
and more importantly, transoms.

I drive thru a historical part of town on my way home everyday. One house has lead inlaid beveled glass in shapes on the top 1/3 of all the windows and today, driving by, the sun was hitting them just right. It was beautiful. I would love to have windows like that.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (a62hT)

210 The media is fighting for it's life. expect it to get uglier. The whole "Fake news" meme was ginned up so that they can finally form unofficial "Guilds", where non-approved news sources will be ignored and/or litigated out of business.

I don't think it's going to work, but the media is still powerful, albeit weakened.

Posted by: West at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (NDuMx)

211 No, it isn't, any more than the concept of Marxism is marvelous. They each constitute a prime example of dorm room political philosophy for late adolescents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

Libertarians make an idol of the individual the way that Marxists make an idol of the collective.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)



But each is risibly childish.

Libertarians: "OK, so we hold all the women in common, and we allow any and all drug use, because who are we to decide that meth and heroin are bad for society, and we give every country nuclear weapons, so no one country feels threatened by any other ...

Marxists: "OK, so force economic equality on everyone, and the intelligent and industrious will carry the ball for the stupid and useless just because they're stand-up guys, and everyone will be happy because each person can decide each morning whether he'd like to be an astronaut, a fireman, a policeman, or a cowboy, just like when we were kids. Right now I'm trying to decide whether tomorrow morning I'm going to work in the sewage treatment plant, or be in a Hollywood movie where I wrestle with a nude starlet. Tough call. I may have to flip a coin."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

212
You mean like heat it up in a frying pan?

Yeah, with buttah. It's a thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (Mk/Qf)

213 It will probably take more than 8 years to regain the confidence of nations, some loyal allies, stabbed in the back by ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (zLDYs)

214 "Reason" is basing this on the press release from Kazakhstan, not from Donald Trump.
You know, like accepting Al Gore's word, given to the WaPo, as true.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (iDIIX)

215 >>Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

They also run ads for catheters over and over and over. Is there a national catheter crisis I was unaware of?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

216 Is "Bill Wynn" for real? He's literally never been right about anything. He's gotta be a sock, right?

Posted by: Chris M at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (6RZos)

217 Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.
------------------------------------------------

Their advertising rates must be pretty low.
Can't sell ads?

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (wuEnJ)

218 -----I respect your opinion. I'm just tired of the:1. Nevertrumpers, so far constantly being proven wrong.2. Concern trolls, so far constantly being proven wrong.3. "True Conservatives", so far constantly being proven wrong.4. Eeyores, so far constantly being proven wrong.Look the guy nominated the man that has been fighting the epa tooth and nail more than any other major figure to head the epa. What more could Trump do? Physically burn the epa main building to the ground? Then it would be, "yeah but Trump only burned on of the epa's buildings."
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (cOHS7)

___

Do you seriously think Trump will not do anything you disapprove of? Shit man, you have to chill. He's a president, not a God. He will make mistakes, he will do stupid shit. And when he does we need to criticize him. You sound unhinged right now and are no different than Obama sycophants who saw no wrong with the Chicago Jesus, no matter what he did.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (1JAxC)

219 Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

Why??

Who buys that chit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (Mk/Qf)



You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Ron Popeil at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

220
They also run ads for catheters over and over and over.

It makes me wonder who Fox's chief audience is...and if I'm part of that cohort.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (Mk/Qf)

221 I don't buy anything on TV that doesn't carry the RonCo Brand.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (c8Ctg)

222 Look, the concept of libertarianism is marvelous


No, it isn't, any more than the concept of Marxism is marvelous. They each constitute a prime example of dorm room political philosophy for late adolescents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

Libertarians make an idol of the individual the way that Marxists make an idol of the collective.


A lot of of Big L Libertarians seem to have bought into Marx's idea that humans would live together more or less amicably if society could be arranged just right, they just approach it from the opposite side.

Incidentally, there is at least one historical society that could be considered a real-world example of a libertarian paradise, with a law-code but no executive, military, or police force - viking age Iceland. Quite a fascinating society, but not exactly peaceful...

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (bZ7mE)

223

She'd be the tallest midget, so she'd have that going for her, which would be nice.



She'd also have the biggest bewbs.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:24 PM (qUNWi)

224 Some of you sound like you're looking forward to criticizing Trump.

Posted by: Chris M at December 07, 2016 08:24 PM (6RZos)

225 208
Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

Why??

Who buys that chit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (Mk/Qf)

Get in da vegetable choppah!

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (7qAYi)

226 Pasta fagioli. My mom used to make it all the time.
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)
===

To be completely pedantic, it's Pasta e fagioli.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (EZebt)

227 She'd be the tallest midget, so she'd have that going for her, which would be nice.


She'd also have the biggest bewbs.




Victory!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (784ZQ)

228 Do you seriously think Trump will not do anything you disapprove of? Shit man, you have to chill. He's a president, not a God. He will make mistakes, he will do stupid shit. And when he does we need to criticize him. You sound unhinged right now and are no different than Obama sycophants who saw no wrong with the Chicago Jesus, no matter what he did.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (1JAxC)



Of course he will. I used to tell my subordinates that to make decisions is to make enemies, because every decision will piss somebody off.

But could we hold off until Trump actually does something we don't like? Because so far, I'm lovin' this. "Mad Dog" Mattis indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

229 Detroit -- A federal judge Wednesday suspended a recount of the Nov. 8 presidential election that started three days ago and has yet to reveal fraud or significantly alter the results.

The manual statewide recount cost as much as $3 million but ended after U.S. District Judge Mark Goldsmith lifted a temporary restraining order preventing state officials from stopping a recount prompted by Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein.

Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (e8kgV)

230 Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

Why??

Who buys that chit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (Mk/Qf)



It's the Lorena Bobbitt signature model!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

231 You mean like heat it up in a frying pan?
-------------------------------

Yeah, with buttah. It's a thing.
===================

You mean just the spaghetti - no sauce.
Buttered pasta, in other words.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (wuEnJ)

232 When Trump reconstitutes the Schutzstaffel at least we'll have some snazzy uniforms while we round-up all of his critics. /s

These people are unhinged and hysterical.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (5Yee7)

233 BUY GOLD!

Posted by: William DeVayne at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (c8Ctg)

234 Fox News has that vegetable chopper tv ad on ten times a day.

Why??

Who buys that chit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:21 PM (Mk/Qf)


You'd be surprised.
Posted by: Ron Popeil




You're gonna love my nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (784ZQ)

235 Victory!


They're real and fantastic.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (qUNWi)

236
To be completely pedantic, it's Pasta e fagioli.

pronounced "pastah fazool"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (Mk/Qf)

237
To be *really* pedantic.....if youre pedantic out loud youre actually being didactic.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:27 PM (JmjOe)

238 ---- Fox news has that vegetable chopper ad on 10 times a day...



That must grate on the nerves.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 07, 2016 08:27 PM (yTnCT)

239 That slap chop thing looks tetarded, but someone got me one on Christmas and... its actually really nice. It works even better than advertised, although its kind of a bitch to clean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2016 08:27 PM (39g3+)

240 One of the guys who came up with the Ginzu knives crap is a Rhode Islander. They even named a road in Warwick after the knives, Ginsu Way.

It fronts a prison. Irony is not dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2016 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

241 220
They also run ads for catheters over and over and over.

It makes me wonder who Fox's chief audience is...and if I'm part of that cohort.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (Mk/Qf)

I started to examine my life when I realized that most of the TV ads I saw were for Hover-round scooters & reverse mortgages.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:28 PM (7qAYi)

242 To be *really* pedantic.....if youre pedantic out loud youre actually being didactic.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:27 PM (JmjOe)



Define your terms!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

243 Of course he will. I used to tell my subordinates that to make decisions is to make enemies, because every decision will piss somebody off.

But could we hold off until Trump actually does something we don't like? Because so far, I'm lovin' this. "Mad Dog" Mattis indeed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

___

I'm digging it too. The EPA appointment was an A+++. But at the same time, he has backtracked on deportations. And while I applaud almost everything else he's done so far, this upsets me a lot. But if I dare speak my mind, I'm a RINO, NeverTrumper liberal or something.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (1JAxC)

244 Quoting a conservative twitterer:
My Libertarian impression: "Unicorns are way better than horses so all horses should be replaced with unicorns."

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (iDIIX)

245 You know what works?

Really well?

Roomba.

Roomba works.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (qUNWi)

246
You mean just the spaghetti - no sauce.

No, with the sauce kinda.

When an Italian makes spaghetti, they immediately stir in a couple of big spoons/ladels of sauce/gravy. So the spaghetti is already lightly sauced. Then you add more.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (Mk/Qf)

247 Incidentally, there is at least one historical society that could be considered a real-world example of a libertarian paradise, with a law-code but no executive, military, or police force - viking age Iceland. Quite a fascinating society, but not exactly peaceful...
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 07, 2016 08:23 PM (bZ7mE)



And not exactly a massive population center. Even today its only 330,000 people.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

248 238 ---- Fox news has that vegetable chopper ad on 10 times a day...
------
That must grate on the nerves.
Posted by: madamemayhem
-------------

Don't mince words, madame - you're trying to start the puns wars, huh?
That may cut deep.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (6Qufo)

249 But at the same time, he has backtracked on deportations. And while I applaud almost everything else he's done so far, this upsets me a lot. But if I dare speak my mind, I'm a RINO, NeverTrumper liberal or something.
Posted by: #neverskankles


That angry eeyore look is a bad look.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 08:30 PM (1G5R8)

250 232 When Trump reconstitutes the Schutzstaffel at least we'll have some snazzy uniforms while we round-up all of his critics. /s

These people are unhinged and hysterical.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (5Yee7)

Good thing Ivanka is a fashion designer!

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:30 PM (7qAYi)

251 short people got no REASON,

short people got no REASON

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:30 PM (zu88C)

252 210 The media is fighting for it's life. expect it to get uglier. The whole "Fake news" meme was ginned up so that they can finally form unofficial "Guilds", where non-approved news sources will be ignored and/or litigated out of business.

I don't think it's going to work, but the media is still powerful, albeit weakened.

Posted by: West at December 07, 2016 08:22 PM (NDuMx)
====

The Nazis called it Kulturkammer, and you had to be a member in order to work in the German media.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 08:31 PM (EZebt)

253 @239.

Hubby mayhem got one of those a while back. Thank God it's dishwasher safe! The damned thing is sharp as hell.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 07, 2016 08:31 PM (yTnCT)

254
Their advertising rates must be pretty low.
Can't sell ads?
---

Gee, it's almost like Fox News' foray to the left is causing them to lose advertisers.

What is the next result of losing advertisers?

Budget cuts.

Where do you cut the budget first:

Talent.

/just saying...

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at December 07, 2016 08:31 PM (nFg65)

255
Ivanka needs to keep her liberal piehole shut.

And I'm not too sure about that husband of hers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:31 PM (Mk/Qf)

256 Do you seriously think Trump will not do anything
you disapprove of? Shit man, you have to chill. He's a president, not a
God. He will make mistakes, he will do stupid shit. And when he does we
need to criticize him. You sound unhinged right now and are no different
than Obama sycophants who saw no wrong with the Chicago Jesus, no
matter what he did.

Posted by: #neverskankles

====





Heh.

Posted by: Officer Paddy O'Irony at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (zu88C)

257 That angry eeyore look is a bad look.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 08:30 PM (1G5R

___

So it's confirmed. The next 4-8 years on the right will be like the last 8 years were on the left. No criticism of the president will be tolerated and all his actions will be Voxsplained into awesome decisions.

Sigh....

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (1JAxC)

258 short people got no REASON,

short people got no REASON



I like short people.

It so happens some of my favorite people are short people.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi)

259 And not exactly a massive population center. Even today its only 330,000 people.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)



And are so closely inter-related that they go by first names. It's basically a huge extended family, to the extent that geneticists among others study them because they're as close to a true breeding human population as exists on earth.

So much for diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

260
The damned thing is sharp as hell.

Isn't it basically a tiny, cute guillotine for vegetables?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (Mk/Qf)

261 A guy from Breitbart was on a local talk show today and he said Fox has the ads they have because big companies won't advertise there because controversy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

262 Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM

so now I'm thinking a package of those frozen egg noodles and Swedish meatballs and gravy.

I'm still doing leftover spaghetti in the microwave.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (wuEnJ)

263 234
You're gonna love my nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM (784ZQ)


If they haven't been hand-torqued, though, they might fall off.
https://youtu.be/gvUIm0BcRMk

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (jV8Mq)

264 What happened to the Democrats in the 1968-72 timeframe, being infiltrated by the far left, happened to the Libertarians in 2003-05. They are now simply a junior member of the left coalition, as are the Greens.

Posted by: geoffb5 at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (d3wbb)

265 I drive thru a historical part of town on my way home everyday. One house has lead inlaid beveled glass in shapes on the top 1/3 of all the windows and today, driving by, the sun was hitting them just right. It was beautiful. I would love to have windows like that.
Posted by: Infidel
------------------

We're the poor relations living in an upscale 'development' of 1928. Beautiful, beautiful old homes interspersed with tacky fill-in 50's ranchers, i.e., ours.

At any rate the older houses are just heartbreakingly beautiful. Not pretentious, just ... elegant.
example: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zxhmod9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (ZO497)

266 Roomba's look pretty cool, but when I checked their websites for the prices, holy crap!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (9iR5/)

267 I think we will get 85%+ though.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:07 PM (cOHS7)


McCain promised maybe 7%, and Palin
Romney promised somewhere between 5 and 30% but wouldn't be pinned down.

I'll settle for 50% and the right to whine.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (yLUuz)

268 So it's confirmed. The next 4-8 years on the right will be like the last 8 years were on the left. No criticism of the president will be tolerated and all his actions will be Voxsplained into awesome decisions.

Sigh....
Posted by: #neverskankles


Oh, right, you're going for the martyr look as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (1G5R8)

269 "In the wash, I guess, I don't know, I'm not a
pillowfucker. I just know that body-sized pillows with coyly flirtatious
anime/manga girls on them is A Thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:20 PM (8nWyX)"
-------------------When you deny it, we know it is true.I've heard those pillows also come with an expensive "flesh light" option.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (cOHS7)

270 But could we hold off until Trump actually does something we don't like? Because so far, I'm lovin' this. "Mad Dog" Mattis indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
===

DisSENnt iS PAriTOIC and T.RUMP will dO StooPID s cuZ HE iS a StooPId

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (zu88C)

271 Brace yourself, people, something shocking just happened. ANOTHER FAKE HATE CRIME!! Whoopeee!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38245278

First US Somali lawmaker gets 'Islamophobic threats' in taxi

"The first Somali-American lawmaker in the US has said she was subjected to "hateful" anti-Muslim threats from a taxi driver in Washington DC.

Minnesota Representative-elect Ilhan Omar said the cabbie threatened to remove her hijab during a confrontation on Tuesday.

The 34-year-old said the incident occurred just after she attended policy training at the White House.

Ms Omar came to the US from a refugee camp in Kenya as a child.

She made history and national headlines last month when she defeated a Republican to gain a seat in Minnesota's state house of representatives.

"On my way to our hotel, I got in a cab and became subjected to the most hateful, derogatory, Islamophobic, sexist taunts and threats I have ever experienced," she wrote in a post on social media."

Uh huh. Tell me more.

"Washington DC's Metropolitan Police Department told the BBC it was not aware of having received any complaint about the incident.

"At this time, no report could be located with the name you provided," said Officer Hugh Carew.

Responding to an inquiry on her Facebook page, Ms Omar said she would report the incident once she returns to Minneapolis, noting she did not feel safe as the driver knew where she was staying."

It absolutely blows my mind that they WON'T STOP WITH THE HATE CRIME HOAXES despite almost NO ONE believing them anymore.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (jBuUi)

272 pronounced "pastah fazool"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM
====

Only in Brooklyn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 08:35 PM (EZebt)

273 Isn't it basically a tiny, cute guillotine for vegetables?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (Mk/Qf)



Vegetables??

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at December 07, 2016 08:35 PM (SRKgf)

274 Reason must totally own the whole hash tag thing.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 07, 2016 08:35 PM (FtrY1)

275 254
Their advertising rates must be pretty low.
Can't sell ads?
---

Gee, it's almost like Fox News' foray to the left is causing them to lose advertisers.

What is the next result of losing advertisers?

Budget cuts.

Where do you cut the budget first:

Talent.

/just saying...
Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at December 07, 2016 08:31 PM (nFg65)



Um, the ads have always been kind of an issue for Fox. Just like talk radio. I think Rush covered this several years ago. How the people selling the ads are a bunch of liberal women.

And I thought there was also a little bit of "bundling" going on there too. So maybe something like Fox News is its own ad entity, but MSNBC gets lumped together with NBC proper, so coca cola is going to have ads on there.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 08:35 PM (z/Ubi)

276 Roomba works.
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:29 PM (qUNWi)


Yeah, but you need to prepare the floor and have a pair of those infrared barrier projector things. Mine likes to get itself hung up on an IKEA chair or stuck under a baker's rack or tries to snorfle up the bathroom mat and chokes. Then I come home to find a forlorn little robot puppy that couldn't find its way out of a paper bag and have to figure out how much cleaning it actually did.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:35 PM (8nWyX)

277
despite almost NO ONE believing them anymore.

The spineless Republicans in Congress believe all the Left's bullshit.



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:36 PM (Mk/Qf)

278 "The first Somali-American lawmaker in the US has said she was subjected to "hateful" anti-Muslim threats from a taxi driver in Washington DC.


Wait - she found a taxi driver who WASN'T a Somali? She should buy lottery tickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:36 PM (SRKgf)

279 268 So it's confirmed. The next 4-8 years on the right will be like the last 8 years were on the left. No criticism of the president will be tolerated and all his actions will be Voxsplained into awesome decisions.

Sigh....
Posted by: #neverskankles

Oh, right, you're going for the martyr look as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (1G5R

____

I learned today from Vox that not deporting dreamers is actually better than deporting them and by not deporting them Trump has double plus kept his promised to deport them.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:36 PM (1JAxC)

280 Don't mince words, madame - you're trying to start the puns wars, huh?
That may cut deep.
Posted by: Chi
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The first is the deepest.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (ZO497)

281 The first Somali-American lawmaker in the US has said she was subjected to "hateful" anti-Muslim threats from a taxi driver in Washington DC.

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You know who drives cabs?

MOOSE LIMBS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (JmjOe)

282 A guy from Breitbart was on a local talk show today and he said Fox has the ads they have because big companies won't advertise there because controversy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)


I have often thought the same thing hearing some of the ads on the Limbaugh Radio Show. Not that Limbaugh can't sell ads, but the local radio station carrying the program has ad time to fill also.

And on the internet, there is sometimes a glitch in the matrix where the automated advertising machine spews ads far longer than it should. You have to go to another feed to get Limbaugh.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (wuEnJ)

283 Libertarianism is like astrology for males.
(Not mine either.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (iDIIX)

284 Wa Po - Trump hires a third general, raising concerns about heavy military influence





As opposed to the commie, anti-America queers Barry brought in with their heavy commie fag influence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (auHtY)

285 271 Brace yourself, people, something shocking just happened. ANOTHER FAKE HATE CRIME!! Whoopeee!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38245278

First US Somali lawmaker gets 'Islamophobic threats' in taxi

"The first Somali-American lawmaker in the US has said she was subjected to "hateful" anti-Muslim threats from a taxi driver in Washington DC.

Minnesota Representative-elect Ilhan Omar said the cabbie threatened to remove her hijab during a confrontation on Tuesday.



Did she find the only non-foreign born cabbie on the east coast or something?

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)

286 Yeah, but you need to prepare the floor and have a pair of those infrared barrier projector things. Mine likes to get itself hung up on an IKEA chair or stuck under a baker's rack or tries to snorfle up the bathroom mat and chokes. Then I come home to find a forlorn little robot puppy that couldn't find its way out of a paper bag and have to figure out how much cleaning it actually did.

Well, yes...you have to clear the battle space a bit.

There is that.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (qUNWi)

287 To be *really* pedantic.....if youre pedantic out loud youre actually being didactic.
Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:27 PM
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LOL. Pedantic because it was not out loud, it was written!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 08:38 PM (EZebt)

288 >>The first Somali-American lawmaker in the US has said she was
subjected to "hateful" anti-Muslim threats from a taxi driver in
Washington DC.

That would be the polygamist who married her brother to commit immigration fraud, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

289 I like short people.

It so happens some of my favorite people are short people. Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (qUNWi)
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I know, right?

They just won't subscribe to REASON.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:39 PM (zu88C)

290 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2016 08:39 PM (KCxzN)

291 Mr. Nyquil and must bid you adieu.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2016 08:39 PM (a62hT)

292
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

I know I am late but this right here for me is threadwinner

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 07, 2016 08:40 PM (R5HRU)

293
Oh, right, you're going for the martyr look as well.



Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (1G5R
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Virtue-signaling means always having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)

294 Roomba's look pretty cool, but when I checked their websites for the prices, holy crap!
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue
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Go price My Pillow

Posted by: Mike Lintel at December 07, 2016 08:41 PM (ZO497)

295 "I learned today from Vox...."



I do not understand these words in this order.

Posted by: Tami at December 07, 2016 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

296 LOL. Pedantic because it was not out loud, it was written!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 08:38 PM (EZebt)

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*Squinty eyes*

Now you're being erudite.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:41 PM (JmjOe)

297 Vox learned from I today.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (qUNWi)

298
Responding to an inquiry on her Facebook page, Ms Omar said she would report the incident once she returns to Minneapolis, noting she did not feel safe as the driver knew where she was staying."

It absolutely blows my mind that they WON'T STOP WITH THE HATE CRIME HOAXES despite almost NO ONE believing them anymore.
Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2016 08:34 PM (jBuUi)

So she was subject to a "hate crime" in DC, but will report it when she gets to Minnesota. Alrighty then.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

299 "So it's confirmed. The next 4-8 years on the right
will be like the last 8 years were on the left. No criticism of the
president will be tolerated and all his actions will be Voxsplained into
awesome decisions.



Sigh....

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (1JAxC)"


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No not at all. You even mention that you applaud all of Trump's actual decisions. I'm only saying don't jump to the conclusion that Trump is going to turn until ultra leftist man.
I don't think I'm acting unhinged, I know I won't get 100% (see post where I said that). In fact, I think my argument has been cognizant. Now as to people that can't bring the facts to an argument and then calling me names...well.Finally, I'm not putting you in any classification other than Eeyore.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (cOHS7)

300
$500 for those irobot roombas!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (Mk/Qf)

301 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)
____
That was The Korean War right? So August 1877.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 07:46 PM

Right after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, 75 yrs ago today!

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (o/90i)

302 266 Roomba's look pretty cool, but when I checked their websites for the prices, holy crap!
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 07, 2016 08:33 PM (9iR5/)


Get a refurb from a couple generations ago. They're not cheap, but they're a lot cheaper.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:43 PM (8nWyX)

303 I just spent five minutes laughing so hard there are tears running down my face because of the phrase " snorfle up the bathroom mat and chokes". Hubby and spawn seem suspicious of the situation.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 07, 2016 08:43 PM (yTnCT)

304 $500 for those irobot roombas!


I just inherited one. I had nod idea they were that steep.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:43 PM (qUNWi)

305 I couldn't own a Roomba if you gave me one.

I could walk down to the mailbox and back (60 seconds?) and I'd have to go to the garage to get my shopvac to collect all the pieces.
A minpin & a robot do not a good mix make.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:44 PM (6Qufo)

306
Roomba would never work for me, but I would like a robot (romba like) lawn mower.

Posted by: Hiram Wainscote at December 07, 2016 08:44 PM (wuEnJ)

307 >>$500 for those irobot roombas!


I wonder how much a Frozen Yogurt Robot costs?

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:44 PM (c8Ctg)

308 If what I'm reading in the Detroit news and free press is correct even though the federal judge today rescinded his order for the recount in Michigan to proceed steins lawyers are now saying they are going to take it to a Federal appeals court.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (be9L9)

309 That would be the polygamist who married her brother to commit immigration fraud, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

You can't judge her love, h8ter!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants.

Posted by: Cersei Lannister at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (Om16U)

310 229 Detroit -- A federal judge Wednesday suspended a recount of the Nov. 8 presidential election that started three days ago and has yet to reveal fraud or significantly alter the results.
Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2016 08:25 PM

Gateway Pundit has done a few stories re obvious vote fraud in Michigan. Perhaps the Dems realize they need to stop the recounts ASAP before too much becomes known. Otherwise Trump might see to it that actions are taken to stop it and perps are prosecuted. The Dems will settle for a Trump Presidency if it means keeping the fraud machine safe for future elections.

Posted by: No Tinfoil Hat Here, He Hoped at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (K8zhT)

311 I wonder how hard it would be to robo/kidnap a Roomba?

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (c8Ctg)

312 284 Wa Po - Trump hires a third general, raising concerns about heavy military influence
As opposed to the commie, anti-America queers Barry brought in with their heavy commie fag influence
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:37 PM (auHtY)



But commie anti-American queers are good for America. Military, corporate, and adult influence are bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

313 307 >>$500 for those irobot roombas!


I wonder how much a Frozen Yogurt Robot costs?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:44 PM (c8Ctg)

Franchises are $30,000.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:46 PM (7qAYi)

314
and I'd have to go to the garage to get my shopvac to collect all the pieces.

But who would destroy who, though, between the roomba and min-pin? Seems like it would be a close fight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:46 PM (Mk/Qf)

315 Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable Profoundly Unserious

===

You don't hate yourself enough.
The Emotional Abuser President tried to smack some sense into us. White self-loathing has been with us for 8 years and people don't now how to deal with a) being happy or b) being happy about a white dude.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (zu88C)

316 Get a refurb from a couple generations ago. They're not cheap, but they're a lot cheaper.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:43 PM (8nWyX)

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I just paid $128 for an NV80 Shark Navigator Pro that is simply the best vacuum cleaner I ever owned. I think its far superior to the Dyson Ball piece of shit that was my previous vacuum.

No silly robots.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (JmjOe)

317 Commies love them some hate crime.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (Tyii7)

318 309 That would be the polygamist who married her brother to commit immigration fraud, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

You can't judge her love, h8ter!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Posted by: Cersei Lannister at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (Om16U)

Hey babe - Our Khalessi Trump is coming from the East, with his three dragons: Gens. Flynn, Kelly & Mattis.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (7qAYi)

319 >>Franchises are $30,000.


For a Yogurt Making Robot with Rocket Launchers and Lasers?

Sign me up.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (c8Ctg)

320 So it's confirmed. The next 4-8 years on the right will be like the last 8 years were on the left. No criticism of the president will be tolerated and all his actions will be Voxsplained into awesome decisions.

Sigh....

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 07, 2016 08:32 PM (1JAxC)


You think you will be fired or demoted from your job for saying negative things about Trump? You think yo will be investigated by the IRS for protesting or signing petitions? You think you will have your family members denied long-term visit visas because of your position against Trump's policies? Will your car dealership be closed due to your political affiliation? Will you be audited by the US Department of Labor because of your stance on government overreach?

or do you thing anonymous people will disagree with you and argue with you on a website and make comments on your logic?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (yLUuz)

321 You can't judge her love, h8ter!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Posted by: Cersei Lannister at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (Om16U)



Incest trumps ... genetics!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

322
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (zu88C)

White folk are just fine with me

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 07, 2016 08:47 PM (R5HRU)

323 You ain't down if you aren't smokin' a bone

Posted by: Darth Fonzi at December 07, 2016 08:48 PM (DpOmP)

324 So she was subject to a "hate crime" in DC, but will report it when she gets to Minnesota. Alrighty then.
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

Did she give a description of the driver by chance, or has everybody just assumed he's white?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:48 PM (D2vc1)

325 100 quatloos on the Roomba.

Posted by: pulsating giant brain with green as its team color at December 07, 2016 08:48 PM (iDIIX)

326 None of the three youngish contestants on Jeopardy tonight knew in what month the invasion of France occurred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 07:44 PM (ZO497)



Could you be more specific? Which invasion are we talking about?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

327 https://tinyurl.com/zg8azhg


Valerie Jarrett Trumps Win Was Soul-Crushing

Posted by: Evilpens at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)

328 Kindltot....well said.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (qUNWi)

329 But who would destroy who, though, between the roomba and min-pin? Seems like it would be a close fight.

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Roomba versus unarmed drone?

Airpower versus boots on the ground.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (zu88C)

330 Did she give a description of the driver by chance, or has everybody just assumed he's white?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:48 PM (D2vc1)



Yeah, everybody knows how whites dominate taxi drivers. I had my last white taxi driver around 1974.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

331 If this is an open thread now - is "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" any good?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

332 Steins lawyers are saying that because ballots are not able to be reconciled in Detroit with either tabulating machines or the logs because the ballots themselves were damaged and some were placed in bags that were ripped therefore they were unable to be guaranteed that they were not tampered with , This proves that the election procedure in Michigan is neither secured nor proper. No it just shows that the precinct workers in Detroit are too stupid to follow the law after the votes were certified. Why would this be a surprise to anyone?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (be9L9)

333 327 https://tinyurl.com/zg8azhg


Valerie Jarrett Trumps Win Was Soul-Crushing
Posted by: Evilpens at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)

Objection - assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

334 Valerie Jarrett Trumps Win Was Soul-Crushing

What was left of it...

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (Tyii7)

335 100 quatloos on the Roomba.

Darn tootin.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (qUNWi)

336 Look, the concept of libertarianism is marvelous, and these folks have occasionally written interesting and provocative pieces that are buttressed by classic libertarian thought. But all too often they resort to the leftist technique of vilifying people because of their associations.

This. What the hell is happening to the libertarians? I am way on board with the whole "Government should leave people be" philosophy. So why so much cringeworthy stuff from the Libertarian candidate, and the flagship Libertarian magazine? I don't get it.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)

337 Could you be more specific? Which invasion are we talking about?
The German one.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:51 PM (iDIIX)

338 Yeah, everybody knows how whites dominate taxi drivers. I had my last white taxi driver around 1974.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

That's what I figured, especially in DC.

Do I really need a sarc tag?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:51 PM (D2vc1)

339 Did she give a description of the driver by chance, or has everybody just assumed he's white?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:48 PM (D2vc1)

If so it will be a quick investigation. The 4 white cab drivers in DC can be called in for a lineup...

Posted by: Timon at December 07, 2016 08:51 PM (27k1O)

340 https://tinyurl.com/zg8azhg


Valerie Jarrett Trumps Win Was Soul-Crushing

Posted by: Evilpens at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)



Wouldn't she need a soul to begin with for it to be crushed?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (auHtY)

341 300

$500 for those irobot roombas!





Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:42 PM (Mk/Qf)


Damn. Gonna take a while for the sexbots to become affordable.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (jV8Mq)

342 No, it just shows that the precinct workers in Detroit are too stupid to follow the law after the votes were certified.
Or that they were committing voting fraud for, obviously, the Dems.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (iDIIX)

343 apparently Trump has a coat of arms, sort of.

when he set up his golf courses in Scotland he wanted heraldry to class up the joint but, Scotland being picky about that, they took him to court over it. He won, so he has a kind of heraldric logo

per chevron azure and vert three chevronels or, in chief two mullts argent and in base a double headed eagle argent

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (U0lQa)

344 Anybody else named their roomba?

http://stoatnet.org/roomba.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (8nWyX)

345 Milo just destroyed libertarians in his latest speech. It was great to listen to.

Posted by: Ozwitch at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (aiwNa)

346 Okay, WinnDixie branch Italian Sausage for $3 a pound isn't too bad slow cooked on the stove.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (0F67M)

347 No it just shows that the precinct workers in Detroit are too stupid to follow the law after the votes were certified. Why would this be a surprise to anyone?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (be9L9)

Does anyone know the ethnicity of these Detroiters?

Again, do I really need a sarc tag?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (D2vc1)

348 If so it will be a quick investigation. The 4 white cab drivers in DC can be called in for a lineup...
But they all look alike!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (iDIIX)

349 White folk are just fine with me

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend
===

Well you are a normal, intelligent person who does not project a disappointing childhood, militant leftist-ideology, daddy issues and aggro-narcissism onto everyone you meet.

And you're a moron, so... : )

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (zu88C)

350 Damn. Gonna take a while for the sexbots to become affordable.


Crap.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi)

351 Posted by: Ozwitch at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (aiwNa)

Cliffs?

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (R5HRU)

352 This. What the hell is happening to the libertarians?

--

People claim weed does not cause brain damage.
The Libertarian Party is here to prove them wrong.

Posted by: Cersei Lannister at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Om16U)

353 ValJar has a soul? And it was Trump-crushed? Damn! This guy is good.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (yTnCT)

354 Anybody else named their roomba?

http://stoatnet.org/roomba.jpg



I call mine Sucky.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (qUNWi)

355
Speaking of hoaxes...

anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Mk/Qf)

356 Goomba robot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

357
I mean, we all know how that story is gonna end, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Mk/Qf)

358 337 Could you be more specific? Which invasion are we talking about?
The German one.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:51 PM (iDIIX)



I say again, could you be more specific? Which one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)

359 pronounced "pastah fazool"



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:26 PM

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Only in Brooklyn.

Chicago too. How about a gobbagool sangwich.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Cf0i2)

360 I need some horde help.

I have way too many books, paperbacks and hard covers stacked throughout the house.

I want to donate them to the military or to vet hospitals.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: seamrog at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (RmbO2)

361 because of how well i 'clean the carpet'

Posted by: sucky at December 07, 2016 08:55 PM (iDIIX)

362 anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?


===

Was this a Vixen Video Production?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:55 PM (zu88C)

363 when he set up his golf courses in Scotland he wanted heraldry to class up the joint but, Scotland being picky about that, they took him to court over it. He won, so he has a kind of heraldric logo



Another lucky punch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

364 355
Speaking of hoaxes...

anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Mk/Qf)

If it's the case I'm thinking of, it does seem odd. But I can't see what her angle would be in making it up.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (7qAYi)

365 What is July 1870, Alex.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (0F67M)

366 Which one?
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Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (iDIIX)

367 Goth Fonzie! Damn I love this place. Remind me to buy everybody a beer.

Posted by: Afroman at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (dXUZR)

368 Off skanky sock

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (Om16U)

369 because of how well i 'clean the carpet'

Yes.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (qUNWi)

370 Damn. Gonna take a while for the sexbots to become affordable.


Crap.
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi)

Vacuums suck, don't they?

Just detach the brushes and you're good to go.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (D2vc1)

371 I just saw the Warcraft movie. It was a huge hit in China (for some reason) but flopped hard here. Because of China it will probably get a sequel.

Best I can tell, it's close to being an environmentalist parable but not a Leftist one.

A necromancer has taken over Orc World and he wants to invade another place to survive. That would be Tolkien World, with elves, humans, and dwarves. The orcs aren't evil; they're basically klingons. The story hinges around whether the least-evil orcs and the least-clueless Tolkienoids can band together to unseat the necromancer, before his orcs make a ruin of another place too.

It was maybe a little over-plotted for what it was. The acting wasn't always great either, although the apprentice sorcerer and most of the orcs did well. I'd rate it somewhere around the first "Scorpion King" as far as silly and poorly-organised fantasy epic goes, except without the Rock, so it loses points for that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2016 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

372
But I can't see what her angle would be in making it up.

I'm leaning towards mental illness.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (Mk/Qf)

373 327 Valerie Jarrett Trumps Win Was Soul-Crushing
Posted by: Evilpens at December 07, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)


Unpossible. Valerie Jarrett has no soul.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs)

374 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 08:53 PM (zu88C)

Man.

I remember when we didn't have to qualify all that, but thanks!

Being a moron has it's perks

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (R5HRU)

375 Damn. Gonna take a while for the sexbots to become affordable.


----------

Have you been *watching* Westworld?

Sexbots are sentient and will kill you dead.

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (JmjOe)

376 354 Anybody else named their roomba?
http://stoatnet.org/roomba.jpg
I call mine Sucky.
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (qUNWi)



We had a rat that came eating oranges that fell into our yard, and named him "Hussein."

Until I killed the fucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

377 Any suggestions?
To the U.S. Army and not, say, the PLA.
Glad to help, seamrog.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (iDIIX)

378 Anybody else named their roomba?

http://stoatnet.org/roomba.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 08:52 PM (8nWyX)


Those things look like they're big enough to hold a whole five specks of dust. Are they programmed to just push all the dirt into a corner after they get full in the first two seconds ... or do they have advanced models that hide the dirt under a rug?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)

379 Cappicola.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (c8Ctg)

380 anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Mk/Qf)

Again, the single guy misses out. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (D2vc1)

381 I was drugged and kidnapped to Mexico and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.


The Game ( 1997 )

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (0F67M)

382 But I can't see what her angle would be in making it up.

I'm leaning towards mental illness.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (Mk/Qf)



No way. Lots of people marry siblings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

383 General Mattis is your gardener, Deplorable Jay Guevara?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (iDIIX)

384 There's a Red Hawk that nests on my plae name Ethan.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (c8Ctg)

385 anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?

--

Didn't the cops say she shows physical signs of an ordeal? (Extreme weight loss, scars, branding)

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (Om16U)

386 Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said Wednesday that President-elect Donald Trump's surprise victory on Election Day was "like a punch to the stomach" and "soul-crushing," but that the mood inside the White House has improved since then.

Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (e8kgV)

387 >>So she was subject to a "hate crime" in DC, but will report it when she gets to Minnesota. Alrighty then.


Something tells me we're in for some fun stories from this gal.

And yeah, she was lauded in the press for being the First Somali Legislator, 'you go grrrl!', despite having two sham marriages in addition to her real marriage (the man she lives with, whose kids she's had), with one of the fake hubbies being her own brother. She's committed immigration fraud twice and then branded the people who noticed this Islamaphobe liars.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (NOIQH)

388 Chicago too. How about a gobbagool sangwich.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Cf0i2)

======

Ahem....

In Chicago, that's "sangwich".

Posted by: Flyboy at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (4DRLY)

389 anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?





Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Mk/Qf)

yes

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (0O7c5)

390 309
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Posted by: Cersei Lannister at December 07, 2016 08:45 PM (Om16U)


Shouldn't that be a Woody Allen sock?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

391 But who would destroy who, though, between the roomba and min-pin? Seems like it would be a close fight.
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----------------

Considering that I was stacking possum carcasses up lime sandbags this summer, and I've seen him snag a grackle in mid flight, my money is on Tucker.

Add in that the UPS drivers on my route are afraid to approach my front porch, meh. Roomba goes down hard in round one.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (6Qufo)

392 "DC Cab" was pretty funny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

393 because of how well i 'clean the carpet'


Shoulda named it "Huma."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (SRKgf)

394 Never mind, you had it. Ugghhh...

Posted by: Flyboy at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (4DRLY)

395 So why so much cringeworthy stuff from the Libertarian candidate, and the flagship Libertarian magazine? I don't get it.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2016 08:50 PM (iMxBJ)

I don't get it, either. I suspect it's because various fringe elements see it as a useful vehicle for whatever batshit craziness they want to promote, the stuff the two major political parties wouldn't tolerate.

That aside, Gary Johnson would be a disaster on any ticket. He's a very strange man, beyond eccentric, very quirky and very weird As governor, he once gave a press interview while naked in a bathtub. The reporter, nonplussed and flustered, made a go of the interview anyway but the takeaway from the story was the Governor Johnson is not quite right in the head.

Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (ZkXe+)

396 Where do I get this pasta for fools?

Posted by: Prez'nit Pepperoni at December 07, 2016 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

397
Didn't the cops say she shows physical signs of an ordeal? (Extreme weight loss, scars, branding)


Yeah.

Which, to me, screams of "self-inflicted" harm for attention by unhappy woman looking for attention.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 09:00 PM (Mk/Qf)

398 That aside, Gary Johnson would be a disaster on any ticket. He's a very strange man, beyond eccentric, very quirky and very weird As governor, he once gave a press interview while naked in a bathtub. The reporter, nonplussed and flustered, made a go of the interview anyway but the takeaway from the story was the Governor Johnson is not quite right in the head.

Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (ZkXe+)


Meh. He was just tripping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 09:01 PM (zc3Db)

399 Those things look like they're big enough to hold a
whole five specks of dust. Are they programmed to just push all the
dirt into a corner after they get full in the first two seconds ... or
do they have advanced models that hide the dirt under a rug?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)

i love mine....it vacuums the kitchen and family room everyday and then docks it's self when it's done or almost out of the charge. it doesn't push the dust or pet hair around...but i do have to empty the bin each time. i did see a post on how someone had it programed to clean at night and it was a night their dog shit in the house.....roomba spread it everywhere......tracks of dog shit all over the house........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 07, 2016 09:02 PM (0O7c5)

400 Where do I get this pasta for fools?

-------

Cincinnati.

Skyline Chili

Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 07, 2016 09:02 PM (JmjOe)

401 Where do I get this pasta for fools?

Posted by: Prez'nit Pepperoni at December 07, 2016 09:00 PM (Tyii7)



From some interesting Italians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2016 09:03 PM (auHtY)

402
She was discovered on the side of the road on Thanksgiving Day bound or tied to a tree or something.

I'll admit this part is a bit difficult to explain in my theory but not impossible.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 09:03 PM (Mk/Qf)

403 Escarole and bean soup is pronounced schkidohl around here. No idea how it would be spelled.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2016 09:03 PM (Cf0i2)

404
That aside, Gary Johnson would be a disaster on any ticket


====


Yeah but he did give us 'The Great What's A leppo Thread'.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 09:03 PM (zu88C)

405 And yeah, she was lauded in the press for being the First Somali
Legislator, 'you go grrrl!', despite having two sham marriages in
addition to her real marriage (the man she lives with, whose kids she's
had), with one of the fake hubbies being her own brother. She's
committed immigration fraud twice and then branded the people who
noticed this Islamaphobe liars.


Wow. That's what liberals call hitting for the cycle.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 07, 2016 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

406 383 General Mattis is your gardener, Deplorable Jay Guevara?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (iDIIX)


Nope. I'm my gardener. The only Anglo in California, as near as I can tell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

407 i did see a post on how someone had it programed to clean at night and it was a night their dog shit in the house.....roomba spread it everywhere......tracks of dog shit all over the house........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 07, 2016 09:02 PM (0O7c5)


And then I laughed and laughed and laughed ...

Posted by: Mr. Roomba at December 07, 2016 09:04 PM (zc3Db)

408 That aside, Gary Johnson would be a disaster on any ticket. He's a very strange man, beyond eccentric, very quirky and very weird As governor, he once gave a press interview while naked in a bathtub. The reporter, nonplussed and flustered, made a go of the interview anyway but the takeaway from the story was the Governor Johnson is not quite right in the head.

Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (ZkXe+)



Wait - who else knows this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

409 Currently binging the sixth season of "Game of Thrones". Can you say filler?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (6n332)

410 386 Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said Wednesday that President-elect Donald Trump's surprise victory on Election Day was "like a punch to the stomach" and "soul-crushing," but that the mood inside the White House has improved since then.
Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (e8kgV)



Damn. I wanted them to stay depressed and crying all the way to the inauguration. Because once they move past that they will start on the vindictive sabotage.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)

411 Nope. I'm my gardener. The only Anglo in California, as near as I can tell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

/waves at Jay!


Hey now!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (qf6WZ)

412
Funny how all these muslim politicians end up being Democrats when we're told muslims are "extreme right wing conservatives" when they commit terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 09:06 PM (Mk/Qf)

413 Capiccola, gabbagool, it's all awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 09:06 PM (EZebt)

414 411 Nope. I'm my gardener. The only Anglo in California, as near as I can tell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf)
/waves at Jay!
Hey now!
Posted by: Don Q. at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (qf6WZ)



OK, so there are two of us. Yay us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

415 Roomba:

Floors, no carpet: Awesome, go for it
Carpet, no pets: Might wear out a bit on the early side, keep an eye on the warranty
Carpet, pets: Prepare to spend your life unraveling dog hair from rollers and brushes, and prepare for an early death for your Roomba.

Mind you, this is at least 7 years ago. Maybe they've gotten better. But at the time, I went through 2 of the things and was not a happy camper.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2016 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)

416 399 Those things look like they're big enough to hold a
whole five specks of dust.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)


The more often you run them, the less dust it has to pick up each time. It's got about the capacity of a dustbuster-type handheld vacuum, easily enough for a single floor of a house, as long as it's not a frat house or something. If it senses that the bin is full it will turn itself off and go back to its dock.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 09:07 PM (8nWyX)

417 anyone else find that California woman's mysterious abduction by "two latinas" a bit dubious?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Yes. John and Ken have been following this for a while. One caller was speculating it's a drug vending thing. Shasta is apparently weed central for the middle of NorCal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2016 09:07 PM (1G5R8)

418
the mood inside the White House has improved since then


They're going bigly by taking the "T", "R", "U", "M" and "P" keys off all keyboards!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 07, 2016 09:08 PM (fOgSR)

419 Didn't the cops say she shows physical signs of an ordeal? (Extreme weight loss, scars, branding)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (Om16U)



Sounds like a despondent Hillary supporter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

420 413 Capiccola, gabbagool, it's all awesome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2016 09:06 PM (EZebt)

Whenever I get some from the deli counter, the scanner reads "Ham cola." I always giggle.

Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2016 09:08 PM (7qAYi)

421 Minnesota re-count officially dead, per Legal Insurrection

http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/12/ michigan-recount-watch-awaiting-court-ruling/

how's *YOUR* scahdenboner doing?


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 09:08 PM (JROHO)

422 Think this Omar woman is going to be wackier than Sheila Jackson Lee:

http://www.city-journal.org/html/curious-case-ilhan-omar-14724.html

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (NOIQH)

423 >>If it senses that the bin is full it will turn itself off and go back to its dock.


You seem to know a lot about docking.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (c8Ctg)

424 Could you be more specific? Which invasion are we talking about?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Sorry, was out walking the cat, and admiring the Christmas lights.

The one known as 'D-Day', as pointed out at 145.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (ZO497)

425 387 >>So she was subject to a "hate crime" in DC, but will report it when she gets to Minnesota. Alrighty then.


Something tells me we're in for some fun stories from this gal.

And yeah, she was lauded in the press for being the First Somali Legislator, 'you go grrrl!', despite having two sham marriages in addition to her real marriage (the man she lives with, whose kids she's had), with one of the fake hubbies being her own brother. She's committed immigration fraud twice and then branded the people who noticed this Islamaphobe liars.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 08:58 PM (NOIQH)

Soooo... apparently she does not know enough about the Law to understand that reporting a crime in her State... when it was perpetrated in another State, or DC, in this case...

Makes it outside their jurisdiction?

And this is someone who is WRITING LAWS?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (qf6WZ)

426 422 Think this Omar woman is going to be wackier than Sheila Jackson Lee:
http://www.city-journal.org/html/curious-case-ilhan-omar-14724.html
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (NOIQH)



C'mon, Sheila Jackson Lee is the gold standard of wackiness, distaff division; Hank Johnson, spear division.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

427 395 That aside, Gary Johnson would be a disaster on any ticket. He's a very strange man, beyond eccentric, very quirky and very weird As governor, he once gave a press interview while naked in a bathtub. The reporter, nonplussed and flustered, made a go of the interview anyway but the takeaway from the story was the Governor Johnson is not quite right in the head.
Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (ZkXe+)


Yeah. Was I dreaming, or did he pretty much endorse Hillary at one stage of the proceedings?

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)

428 Nope. I'm my gardener. The only Anglo in California, as near as I can tell.
---
naw... there's two of us.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (JROHO)

429 If it senses that the bin is full it will turn itself off and go back to its dock.
-----------

Open the door, HAL.

Posted by: Dave at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (ZO497)

430 Yo, upstairs you funny bunch of lunatics.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (Cf0i2)

431 Notice how even the Communists don't resort to claiming others have a phobia of Communism.

Why does the most dangerous ideology in the world, Islam, have a phobia attached at the end?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 09:12 PM (Dj5/i)

432 Gary Johnson was just emulating LBJ.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2016 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

433 I've wanted some capocollo for a couple of weeks now along with some prosciutto but I haven't been able to get to a real grocery store or my local deli.

Did have Black Forest ham however.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2016 09:13 PM (iDIIX)

434 Sorry, Dave. I'm busy being serviced by the Roomba.

Maybe check back in an hour or so.

Posted by: H.A.L. 9000 at December 07, 2016 09:15 PM (iDIIX)

435 What's Kazakhstan? Is it a type of weed?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 07, 2016 09:15 PM (DW+jj)

436 I would think I had just been willowed, Dave, but that would mean a massive human error has occurred.

Posted by: H.A.L. 9000 at December 07, 2016 09:16 PM (iDIIX)

437 You seem to know a lot about docking.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2016 09:09 PM (c8Ctg)


That's why it's named Tirpitz; it spends all its time docked.

(yes, I caught the dig, har har)

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2016 09:16 PM (8nWyX)

438 I'm Mike Lindell maker of My Pillow.
You'll love My Pillow.
BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW.
My Pillow
My Pillow
MY PILLOW!!!
Posted by: Mike Lindel -- My Pillow at December 07, 2016 07:59

That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2016 09:16 PM (o/90i)

439 Neerja on Netflix about the PanAm hijacking is pretty good, they built a 747 just for the movie.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 07, 2016 09:16 PM (dKiJG)

440 409 Currently binging the sixth season of "Game of Thrones". Can you say filler?
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 07, 2016 09:05 PM (6n332)

Watched it a few weeks ago and thought the same thing. It was obvious that they had to wing it with no book to follow IMO.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 09:17 PM (Dj5/i)

441 I like My Pillow.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 07, 2016 09:17 PM (DW+jj)

442 360
I need some horde help.



I have way too many books, paperbacks and hard covers stacked throughout the house.



I want to donate them to the military or to vet hospitals.



Any suggestions?

Posted by: seamrog at December 07, 2016 08:54 PM (RmbO2)
If you are close to a USO, especially at an airport, they will take them. Some may even get deployed forward.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 07, 2016 09:18 PM (7N6ox)

443
When I was a kid-adult about 25 years ago, 1989, a guy and his brother murdered his pregnant wife for the $$ and to get out of his marriage.

Very very big local and national story. Charles Chuck Stuart killed his wife Carol by gunshot. Told the police it was a black guy who carjacked them.

People believed him.

Then questions were raised. The younger brother confessed to the murder. The police were about to arrest Charles Stuart and he ended up killing himself by jumping a very high bridge in January. Ouch.

His piece of shit brother ended up serving 5 years, released in 1997. Died in 2011 in a homeless shelter of an overdose.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2016 09:20 PM (Mk/Qf)

444

Barack Obama is now claiming that his intelligence advisors did not tell him that ISIS was growing.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)

445 435 What's Kazakhstan? Is it a type of weed?
Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 07, 2016 09:15 PM (DW+jj)

It does have a diverse group of beautiful women. Went to college and became make out friends/study partners with a girl from there, and she was one of the most beautiful girls on campus. About as close to a 10 as you could get.

Her 15 plus years playing tennis helped.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 07, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj5/i)

446 I am Groot

Posted by: Roomba at December 07, 2016 09:22 PM (JO9+V)

447 444


Barack Obama is now claiming that his intelligence advisors did not tell him that ISIS was growing.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)
Great googilly moogilly, of course he was probably referring to Mohammad Brennan and Dude, where's my car Crapper.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 07, 2016 09:23 PM (7N6ox)

448 >>Barack Obama is now claiming that his intelligence advisors did not tell him that ISIS was growing.


That would be the intelligence analysts who complained that they were instructed to write reports that fit Obama's 'ISIS is JV' narrative right. That was a scandal that broke about a year ago, right?

This f'ing guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2016 09:23 PM (NOIQH)

449 Barack Obama is now claiming that his intelligence advisors did not tell him that ISIS was growing.
And Leon's getting LARGER!!!

Posted by: johnny at December 07, 2016 09:23 PM (iDIIX)

450 Yeah. Was I dreaming, or did he pretty much endorse Hillary at one stage of the proceedings?

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2016 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)

That was Johnson's running mate, Bill Weld, who endorsed Hillary during the campaign. Hilarious.

Posted by: troyriser at December 07, 2016 09:26 PM (ZkXe+)

451 442 Mouse that roared,

Thanks, will research.

Posted by: seamrog at December 07, 2016 09:29 PM (RmbO2)

452 392 "DC Cab" was pretty funny.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2016 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

It's got Bill Maher *and* Adam Baldwin.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 07, 2016 09:45 PM (R5EqA)

453 >>>266 Roomba's look pretty cool, but when I checked their websites for the prices, holy crap

yep, i have two. not worth it. same thing with the bose stereo i have.

they were gifts.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 07, 2016 09:46 PM (apLvj)

454 Love all the conservotard itt.

"Oh ones!!! I can't be libertarian cuz they're PRO POT!!! What, they're not ACTUALLY pro pot, they're pro personal ownership of oneself? THAT'S PRO POT!!! OMG ARGLE BLARGLE!"

We get it, you don't think people own themselves. You're anti- freedom.

Posted by: Love your butthurt at December 07, 2016 10:46 PM (r1bXT)

455 I'm watching the 700 Club news. It's the best news cast I've seen in years. Has the world gone mad, or is it just me??!

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2016 11:09 PM (R2dMB)

456 "But all too often they resort to the leftist technique of vilifying people because of their associations."
Just one of the reasons I call them
"liberal-tarians".

Posted by: mrt721 at December 08, 2016 10:12 AM (JeAp+)

457 'I wonder what's different?'

Sheesh. What a silly question. Nothing is different and I'm sure Reason would agree. Since when has Reason shied away from criticizing Obama?

Posted by: Steve D at December 08, 2016 11:25 AM (En+6a)

458 'I doubt very much that Donald Trump initiated this conversation.'

And what difference does that make. It's the illogic of this post which beggars belief.

Posted by: Steve D at December 08, 2016 11:33 AM (En+6a)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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