OMG: Social Justice Warriors Now Pushing for Seasonal Favorite "Baby It's Cold Outside" to Be Banned, Because Rape

[Stands up slowly, begins clapping hands slowly at first but then with rising tempo, fervor and force]

Posted by: Ace at 11:29 AM

Comments

1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at December 06, 2016 11:30 AM (KVdtM)

2 So...when are they going to ban all of the hip-hop songs that are a lot more rapey and/or abusive to women?

#WarOnChristmas!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

3 Wait, shouldn't Global Warming have already resolved this problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2016 11:31 AM (X7E8f)

4 @2
Excellent point.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2016 11:31 AM (NrQPT)

5 Progressive aren't happy unless they are banning/prohibiting something fun, huh?

The Puritans called and said, "Whoa, back off, dudes!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

6 What about "Baby please warm my weiner"?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2016 11:32 AM (QM5S2)

7 Mr. Qttub of the Muslim Brotherhood agrees the song is sinful.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Give the Gift of Griping with a Fine Perfidious Present from the Outrage Outlet! at December 06, 2016 11:32 AM (hLRSq)

8 I always that the Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer was really about prison rape.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 06, 2016 11:32 AM (N7G17)

9 The Puritans called and said, "Whoa, back off, dudes!"
***
It is a tangent, but the notion of the puritans as the first coming of the Taliban is wildly, wildly off...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2016 11:33 AM (X7E8f)

10 Its pretty obvious that if you listen to the lyrics, she's fine with the idea but is trying to put up a plausible resistance to save her reputation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:33 AM (39g3+)

11 I don't even want to consider the unsavory implications of
"I'm a Little Teapot".

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2016 11:33 AM (NrQPT)

12 "Baby It's Cold Outside" isn't about rape.

Bill Cosby's 1975 classic "Have Some Christmas Pudding", on the other hand, is a little bit suspect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 11:33 AM (FYrz1)

13 At what, if any point does annoyance become a justifed homocide defense?

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2016 11:33 AM (x9c8r)

14 Fuck that and fuck them. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs. In fact I am going to listen to the Dolly Parton Rod Steward version right now.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

15 There were murmurs about this last year. It remains as stupid. They make demands because they fear no reprisal. I say play it on loop, let it snow, and use their tears for road salt.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 06, 2016 11:34 AM (KVdtM)

16 It is a tangent, but the notion of the puritans as the first coming of the Taliban is wildly, wildly off...

Yeah, that's a battle I've pretty much given up on beyond a few grumbles here and there. The modern idea of Puritans was created by people who hated them and religion. The same guys who write books like The People's History of the United States. But it was slipped into modern culture and understanding before proper skepticism started, so now its common knowledge that Puritans were awful kill joys who hated sex and beat each other with canes just in case they sinned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:35 AM (39g3+)

17 I don't get it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

18 Best version.... Ann Margaret and Brian Setzer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMkiItNH_UY

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2016 11:36 AM (qf6WZ)

19 I always that the Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer was really about prison rape.

You'll never be part of Santa's gang, Santa's gang.

Posted by: Dasher Two-Times at December 06, 2016 11:36 AM (QQ+il)

20
look at these little rapists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbuBubZ1yE

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 11:36 AM (ODxAs)

21 >>It is a tangent, but the notion of the puritans as the first coming of the Taliban is wildly, wildly off...

Yeah, but they love to portray Christians a killjoys, would never understand how they are sounding more like mullahs.

They think Christians are out turn America into a Christian theocracy (i.e. Handmaid's Tale), yet they're the ones who are running around trying to ban/restrict/outlaw anything they don't approve of - cigarettes, soda, beef, rapey songs, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (NOIQH)

22 "Baby Its Cold Outside" isn't a Christmas song, anyway. Its just a winter song. Nothing Christmas about it other than tangentially snow is involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (39g3+)

23 No. 2 Son came home once and proclaimed Baby It's Cold Outside to be about date rape, because of the "say, what's in that drink?" line.

From the same era, I do like pointing out that Walking in a Winter Wonderland is about pre-marital sex. Hey, see that snowman? We'll pretend he's Parson Brown and when he marries us we can do all the things*.

*(apologies to the entire last thread in which sex leads only to STDs, regrets, heartache, bunny boiling, fatherless kids, and scabies).

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (mgbwf)

24 When Steve and Eydie sing it, the song doesn't sound rapey at all.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (jkmtt)

25 Could see this coming a mile away.

Posted by: Rob at December 06, 2016 11:38 AM (ALS5/)

26 I can't even.....

Bat.Shit.Crazy.

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2016 11:38 AM (Enq6K)

27 We'll pretend he's Parson Brown and when he marries us we can do all the things*.

Yes ... let's "perspire", by the fire.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (QQ+il)

28 That's a Festivus song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (mNKIJ)

29 But Beyonce's songs are totes okay?

I'll stick to J-Pop and K-Pop then.
https://youtu.be/hUf1NoPK-8Q

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (RPdO5)

30 It was only a matter of time..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (so+oy)

31 Yup.... and Santa Clause... cuming down the Chimney.... bringing toys for all the 'good' girls and boys???

Strange kids sitting on his LAP???

Clearly.... pedophile...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (qf6WZ)

32 This people are so wretched and I am truly beginning to hate them (as opposed to actively disliking them).

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

33 Clearly.... pedophile...

Was there any doubt? Look at that beard!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (QQ+il)

34 No. 2 Son came home once and proclaimed Baby It's Cold Outside to be about date rape, because of the "say, what's in that drink?" line.

Yeah, now it sounds odd, but back then it was just "wow this drink is strong."

This stupid thing comes up every year, someone goes "oh that song is awful!

apologies to the entire last thread in which sex leads only to STDs, regrets, heartache, bunny boiling, fatherless kids, and scabies

You're getting straw everywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (39g3+)

35 And another thing, that whole Christmas tree idea just screams of conifer oppression.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (U75nN)

36 I can't wait to hear the little Bitchez scream when Donald starts disassembling the JEF's Last eight years.

POOF! He's gone!

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (uLuPn)

37 You definitely aren't going to want to hear my Christmas album then.

Posted by: King Diamond at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (hqZPQ)

38 Yes ... let's "perspire", by the fire.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:39 AM (QQ+il)

I think it's actually "conspire".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (FYrz1)

39 So...when are they going to ban all of the hip-hop songs that are a lot more rapey and/or abusive to women?

#WarOnChristmas!

#WarOnRap!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (VtwaX)

40 So I guess Backdoor Santa is right out.

I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
-Clarence Carter

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (SIY7D)

41 When are they going to ban the hip hop song,
'Santa and the Three Hos'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (U75nN)

42 Damn, the jig is up! They're onto us!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (ygsT+)

43 I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?

Racist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:40 AM (39g3+)

44 The SJWs rewrote the song to talk about their vaginas - "Baby, It's Cold Inside".

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (VndSC)

45
The Black Plague: Horrible Epidemic or Useful Purge of the Gene Pool?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (toH8T)

46 I am not surprised. I remember last Christmas hearing Baby its Cold Outside and wondering when the feminazi killjoys would denounce it.

Mockery is the best weapon against this pretzel logic killjoy crap so we really should push a lot of "the Puritans or the Taliban approve of banning this song."

Posted by: PaleRider, link to funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (Jen0I)

47 Christ. Will they never give up on this shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (SRKgf)

48 I think it's actually "conspire".

Err .. never mind.

Posted by: Toby Litella at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (QQ+il)

49 Santa's the back door man from the Zepplin song?

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (uLuPn)

50 "Baby It's Cold Outside" isn't about rape.
Bill Cosby's 1975 classic "Have Some Christmas Pudding", on the other hand, is a little bit suspect.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

******

I was never all that comfortable with the whole chestnuts roasting on an open fire imagery...

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (lHb9q)

51 So next they will rewrite a few Rap songs- right? Because I'm pretty sure that would not go over well with the "gangsta" crowd.

On second thought...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (5XDZ6)

52 mnw's destiny = final post on dying thread!

So I repeat:

Lifetime achievement award for painting demons? The winner is... Luca Signorelli.

Check it out. He invented that strange bluegreen flesh color.

Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (pQrYJ)

53 /velvetglovehandwrining

To Be Fair (tm), it is a shitty song. Not as bad as "Santa Baby" but right up there with a passel of others.

/velvetglovehandwrining

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (1G5R8)

54 But they just love "Deck the Halls."

Don we now our gay apparel...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (ul9CR)

55 But Beyonce's songs are totes okay?

I'll stick to J-Pop and K-Pop then.

K-Tel

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (VtwaX)

56 Isn't there a meme of Shia Lebeauf or whatever his name doing that hand clapping stuff?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (4ErVI)

57 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.

Discuss.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (9krrF)

58 I was never all that comfortable with the whole chestnuts roasting on an open fire imagery...
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (lHb9q)

That was only in San Francisco, and as long as you have a safe word it's all good.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (FYrz1)

59 You guys really need to lighten up.

Posted by: The real Puritans of Christmases past at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (VndSC)

60 J-Pop always makes me think of this

https://youtu.be/_ywn8Flf1aA

Cute girls singing stupid bubblegum crap while dancing around (or lip synching in this case)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (39g3+)

61 Santa's the back door man from the Zepplin song?

What a laugh it would have been, if Daddy had only seen ...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (QQ+il)

62 https://youtu.be/6bbuBubZ1yE

My favorite version of this... cute video..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (so+oy)

63 I read something once about a Puritan man being jailed for not having sex with his wife.
No the popular image is wrong, big time. They also tended to be very earthy in their language, which, perhaps, reflected the English of the day.
In terms of they way they spoke Puritans would have made good Morons.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (s7hQ/)

64 The lyrics are a little creepy, but a lot of jazzy songs are like that and are supposed to be taken as fun.

Andy Gullahorn and Jill Phillips commented on that and did their own version which is pretty funny.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (yqvys)

65 When are they going to ban the hip hop Christmas song "Santa and the Three Ho's"?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (U75nN)

66 All sex is rape because Caucasian Christian Penis.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (Gl29c)

67 Remember when Tipper Gore made a big to-do about popular music?

That was a long time ago, back before the oceans began to rise.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (uLuPn)

68 What about "Baby please warm my weiner"?
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2016 11:32 AM

Not when you can't afford condiments.

Posted by: Baby at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (DMUuz)

69 This song is a remnant of an era when a girl had something called a "reputation" to protect. He's beguiling her to do something she already wants to do.

People who created the world by the act of being born will never get this.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (zke7T)

70 It reminds me of New Hampshire in February!

And me in April!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (hqZPQ)

71
I think Winter Wonderland was written about a frigid woman too.

Frosty the Snowman is the opposite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (ODxAs)

72
..The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (Rohypnol means I care)...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (toH8T)

73 On that note shouldn't we also be banning the Honeymooners because it endorses domestic violence?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (KLyOA)

74 But Big Booty Ho's is A-OK. Could even be the new National Anthem, in fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbjo_i3u3tY

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (SRKgf)

75 And on cue, AlGore reappears in the news while we're gearing up for a record Arctic blast.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (hqZPQ)

76 Yeah, the progs are pearl-clutching censors and all-around sticks-in-the-mud but the fact remains that "Baby It's Cold Outside" really is about date rape. You can just see the guy standing between her and the door and saying "No no no, you might as well just get comfortable."

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (RD7QR)

77 Grandma got run over by a reindeer glorifies hit-an-run accidents.

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (VndSC)

78 Fuck those people in particular

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Telepromter at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (i0ykY)

79 To Be Fair (tm), it is a shitty song. Not as bad as "Santa Baby" but right up there with a passel of others.

----------

I'll join any movement to ban both songs. I suppose it isn't the songs per se, just the fact that there are 200 versions of each and 1 out of 3 Xmas songs is one of those two.

Its also the songs.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (gmeXX)

80 Anyone else get the impression that none of these SJWs have ever had sex? (Normal, heterosexual, non-drug flavored sex)

Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (a3mAZ)

81 They even made a pussified version of the song. Sheesh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

82 What's next...Santa Baby? It's about the suppression of women by paying for services rendered with the deed to a platinum mine among other things.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (uLuPn)

83 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.

Discuss.

I mostly agree with this, but especially for dentist's offices. I was forced to listen to a bunch of execrable "modern" Xmas noise during my last visit. I'd rather have a root canal with no Novacaine.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (NrQPT)

84 I was watching elf with the grandkids, and I actually thought about that! LOL

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (VnNi7)

85 Run DMC. Christmas in Hollis.

Close the thread.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (5XDZ6)

86 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

'nuff said.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (lHb9q)

87 Every year people put out new Christmas songs trying to add to the canon and every year people listen to them once and never again.

The local "classic rock" station would play some really godawful crap over and over like that Springsteen "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" cover. I never listen to radio any more so as far as I know they still are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (39g3+)

88

There is a young cowboy, he lives on the range
His horse and his cattle are his only companions, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (QQ+il)

89 Rape, Mistletoe, Christmas, and Rape.
You said Rape twice...

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)

90 74 But Big Booty Ho's is A-OK. Could even be the new National Anthem, in fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbjo_i3u3tY
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:44 AM (SRKgf)

Oh, wait, that's a traditional Kwanzaa song. My bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (SRKgf)

91 I'm frankly shocked it's taken them this long.

Posted by: GMan at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (sxq57)

92 This does no go far enough!! We should ban "O Christmas tree" too because a fir tree is a patriarchal symbol. It thrusts upward, get it?!! Besides it's originally a German song written by people who would become Nazis. Anyone who sings it is probably a Nazi. I feel we should have a meeting RIGHT NOW to go through all Christmas carols to find other ones that are either. racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic and which encourage rape. We cannot let this go any further. It's totally triggering!!

Posted by: mary Cloggenstein's sister Mavis at December 06, 2016 11:46 AM (tOcW/)

93 To face unafraid
The baby we made...

Posted by: jwpaine at December 06, 2016 11:46 AM (hoJm7)

94 I really must go...

ZAAAAP

*drag drag drag*
CLANK CLANK
*lock lock*

Good luck trying to go now that you're shackled in my dungeon! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 11:46 AM (0mRoj)

95 Wait. So "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is about a MILF?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:46 AM (5XDZ6)

96 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

'nuff said.
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (lHb9q)

Nowadays it's "I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (FYrz1)

97 Frosty the Snowman is the opposite.

******

Carrot nose doesn't belong, I don't care how chilly he was.

Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaged in political satire at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (lHb9q)

98

The Rapey Tuesday Christmas Special

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (toH8T)

99 But they just love "Deck the Halls."
-------
Don we now our gay apparel...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM

Fa la la,
Fa la la,
Oh, you brute!

Posted by: Shep at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (DMUuz)

100 This is the best Christmas song Brian Setzer ever did

https://youtu.be/9TCjXCBcpEQ

People who created the world by the act of being born will never get this.

Exactly. They think weather started when they were young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (39g3+)

101 There are only three great secular Xmas songs, they are in order:

1. The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole
2. Its the Most Wonderul Time of the Year by Andy Williams
3. Little Saint Nick by the Beach Boys.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (gmeXX)

102 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus....

....on the Pee Pee

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (U75nN)

103 Anybody else thinking of Uhura in the alternate universe -- leading on the poor sucker 'but I really mean yes'? I was surprised seeing that episode the other day.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (MIKMs)

104 I recently heard O�che Chi�in on WFUV Fordham Irish time -- Silent Night in Gaelic. 'twas wonderful

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (SIY7D)

105 Rape, Mistletoe, Christmas, and Rape.

You said Rape twice...

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM

Well, it is Tuesday....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (kDUMP)

106 I think I heard this story last year also.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (ODxAs)

107 Never thought it was that great of a song, but holy cow, how do you ban a song that's been around for decades?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 06, 2016 11:47 AM (ar2KI)

108 On the bright side, we won't have to worry about these SJW's reproducing. At least not by the PIV method.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (1BQGO)

109 Christmas Shoes:

Worst Christmas song in history. Mostly because it was all fiction and then they made a shitted up movie about it on too on Hallmark or some gay channel. Now that's a song that should be banned.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (KLyOA)

110 4. Little Drummer Boy ?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (QQ+il)

111 Alberta Oil Peon just the other day offered up the version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" sung by Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer. It is great. I guess now I will listen to it over and over and over again.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (CFc5L)

112 Rape, Mistletoe, Christmas, and Rape.
You said Rape twice...

"But I don't like rape!"

"That's alright, dear. I'll have yours. I love rape".

Posted by: The Rapey Monty Python Skit at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (mgbwf)

113 95 Wait. So "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is about a MILF?

I'm confused.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:46 AM (5XDZ6)

It's about mom's fat man fetish and making a cuckold of dad.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

114 Dean Martin did a version "Baby It's Cold Outside"
https://youtu.be/crFQpOCDfEc

Only the Soviet Justice Wankers would jump from her saying the drink is strong to being 'this drink is drugged' What a bunch of killjoy retards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (RPdO5)

115 I'm of the opinion that all the songs about Santa, Reindeer, Snowmen, and such should go in the trash bin, but that doesn't mean I think they should be banned or are evil. I just don't like anything that takes attention away from that baby in a manger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (39g3+)

116 BAN ALL OF THE THINGZ!!11!!1!!!1!!11

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (WuRdh)

117 This makes me wonder about the mistletoe belt buckle I was thinking to sport at an upcoming Christmas party....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (zZnsY)

118 >> I was forced to listen to a bunch of execrable "modern" Xmas noise
during my last visit. I'd rather have a root canal with no Novacaine.

Heh. My dentist plays 80's rock, so I listened to Def Leopard's "Animal" while getting my teeth cleaned a few weeks ago

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)

119 Y'know what Christmas song should really be banned?

The Little Drummer Boy

Rumtumtumtum, rumtumtumtum...

I leave you with THAT as an earworm.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (uz/Pv)

120 Well I'm not dead-set against the Puritans, different countries different customs and all, but there is this: they were dead set against the celebration of Christmas. Because, Papist. That's just how things were then.

Without their intolerance, there would be no R'DISLand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (H5rtT)

121 The lyrics are a little creepy, but a lot of jazzy songs are like that and are supposed to be taken as fun.
It's not a patch on "Butcher Pete" for demented and pervy lyrics, I'll say that right now. Johnny Mercer & the Pied Pipers' "Personality" is kind pervy too.

Why yes, I do have exposure to a lot of jazz age and big band through video games, for anyone who noticed. I'd list some of the WTF ones featured in LA Noire but it's been too long.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (eXSOZ)

122 Well, yeah, and "date-rape drugs" kind of weren't A Thing when the song was written...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (ul9CR)

123 I always suspected Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" was a metaphor with sinister meaning. Now I'm sure if it.

Said nobody ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (5XDZ6)

124 Make the stupid stop. Please.

Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

125 4. Little Drummer Boy ?

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Great song - not secular though.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (gmeXX)

126 SJW or mental illness?

If the past is any indication....

http://tinyurl.com/pbmta9k

Posted by: Muslim men and at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (nFg65)

127 I'd rather have a root canal with no Novacaine.

Underrated. It's not that bad. Keeps the dentist nervous though.

Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (a3mAZ)

128 Carrot nose doesn't belong, I don't care how chilly he was.

Oh. Well played.

Posted by: The Cochran Sock at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (mgbwf)

129
Makes you wonder what songs are actually acceptable to these loons.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (toH8T)

130 The Federalist had a good writeup about this two years ago:

https://thefederalist.com/2014/12/03/baby-its-just-a-song/

Short version: SJWs read too much into it. But you knew that.

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)

131 Don we now our gay apparel...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM

See!! See! Completely insulting and denigrating to gays. We should not be telling our LGBTQ brothers, sisters and friends what to wear EVER!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's sister Mavis at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (tOcW/)

132 Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) is my favorite.

Darlene Love doing it on Letterman will be missed, but there are dozens of versions on youtube from prior years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (SIY7D)

133 57 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.

Discuss.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (9krrF)

Negatory there good buddy...

Favorite Christmas album is one I found in the bargain bin...

Yule be Swingin.... its folks like Lois Armstrong doing swing style Christmas songs...

Big Band stuff...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (qf6WZ)

134 I love Christmas music. I have about a dozen cd's I pop into the stereo. The one in there now has the Hallelujah Chorus, and when I play it, I get goose bumps.
Some Christmas music makes me cry a little. It's so beautiful.
Christmas is powerful. It can change people's hearts.
Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (uLuPn)

135 To Be Fair (tm), it is a shitty song. Not as bad as "Santa Baby" but right up there with a passel of others.

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I'll join any movement to ban both songs. I suppose it isn't the songs per se, just the fact that there are 200 versions of each and 1 out of 3 Xmas songs is one of those two.

Its also the songs.
Posted by: SH

White Christmas- Sisters?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (VtwaX)

136 Oopps. Sock off.

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (nFg65)

137 Defintion SJW: One who weaponizes compassion.

Posted by: Shiggz at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (WKmT0)

138
Second look at Civil War II ?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:50 AM (toH8T)

139 Then there are the Christmas songs that aren't about Christmas at all like Beautiful Night:

https://youtu.be/iA_IlZ81DKc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (39g3+)

140 Frosty the Snowman is the opposite.

******

Carrot nose doesn't belong, I don't care how chilly he was.
Posted by: Muldoon

Put it in the chili.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (VtwaX)

141 Catholic Christmas Classics by The Cathedral Singers is just absolutely wonderful - I was amazed and pleased to find it on spotify.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

142 Fa-la-la Fa-la-la La.La.La.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (QQ+il)

143 Baby, it's cold outside. Guess where it's warm. Hint: my pants.

Posted by: A Pervy Seasonal Musician at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (eXSOZ)

144 I'm sure Silent Night will be the next target.

It's so unwelcoming and violates the separation of church and state.

Said every liberal idiot.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (5XDZ6)

145 God rest ye merry Gentlemen?

Sexist... and blatantly Anti non Christian Religions!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (qf6WZ)

146 I have an Enya CD where she sings Silent Night in Gaelic.

So beautiful.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (uLuPn)

147 I always suspected Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" was a metaphor with sinister meaning. Now I'm sure if it.

Drunk bastige!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:52 AM (VtwaX)

148 The Pretenders did 2000 miles, its not technically about Christmas, but its about being a very long ways away from someone you love on Christmas

https://youtu.be/1SkWIqQ3oLY

Meant a lot to me lonely in college around Christmas time, just about 2000 miles from home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:52 AM (39g3+)

149 Yes, because Christmas and the Christmas season is such a remarkable and notable season of violence.

The stupid is simply out of control.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2016 11:53 AM (5XDZ6)

150
Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute heilige Paar.
Holder Knab im lockigten Haar,
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:53 AM (QQ+il)

151 Best Christmas song evah is the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York".

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank....

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 06, 2016 11:53 AM (mgbwf)

152 What about Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses?

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2016 11:53 AM (0+824)

153 They are just frustrated because they are losing power so quickly. So they focus their impotent rage on meaningless trifles.

Which makes average people dislike them even more. Which causes them to lose even more power. Wash, rinse, repeat.

This is the left circling the drain of history....

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 06, 2016 11:53 AM (1zARK)

154 Catholic Christmas Classics by The Cathedral Singers is just absolutely wonderful - I was amazed and pleased to find it on spotify.

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Thanks for the recommendation. I'll have to try to find it on Pandora or Amazon.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (gmeXX)

155

O Little Town of Bethlehem...

JooOooOOOoooOOooOOOooOOooOOoooOOos!!1!!111!1

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (toH8T)

156 You can't just start a slow clap any old time!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (xeeHA)

157 I could do without John Lennon's Christmas song, and Paul McCartney's one, too ("simply having a wonderful Christmas time!"), but I would never try to BAN them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

158 OT: Cereal maker General Mills is cutting 600 jobs.

We lost millions of jobs under Obama, which the media did not report. It was all rainbows, unicorns and skittles. Now that he's on his way out, the economic news will be 100% negative, 24/7.

Betcha they'll bring back "grim milestones" when someone in the armed forces dies overseas as well.

/no one died in Middle Eastern conflicts for eight years under Barky!

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (nFg65)

159 "Baby It's Cold Outside" is a women's health song sung by men who care.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (tf9Ne)

160 So when does the mad clash begin between the SJW's and the murdering meandering and raping Muslims?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (CFc5L)

161 OMG! They're right!!!

The SJW's are right!!! The lyrics totally support their view!!! Read them!

I really can't stay (but baby, I'm gonna rape you)
I've got to go away (and your baby brother too)

This evening has been (I'll stove your head right in)
So very nice (then bang you when you're cold as ice)

My mother will start to worry(I'll rape her in my fury)
My father will be pacing the floor(I'll rape him in the back door)....

Ugh. Well, I can't go on, it's just...just a horrible rape song. The rest is even worse!

Not a cute little flirty song. At. All.

Yeeeesh, how did this get to be a winter classic?!?!

Well, it's good to know the SJWs are looking out for us all. And not crazed, puritanical, hammerheads.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (vZ9Fw)

162 Rape, Mistletoe, Christmas, and Rape.
You said Rape twice...

"But I don't like rape!"

"That's alright, dear. I'll have yours. I love rape".

At the #6 Christmas Dance!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (VtwaX)

163 I always check out the comment section on crap like this to see how much support there actually is among the useful idiots. Kind of a general insanity measure for the left. Fortunately there is more than a little push back at HuffPo on this one. Total moonbats are only about 20%.

Posted by: Keith at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (USf3s)

164 Catholic Christmas Classics by The Cathedral Singers is just absolutely wonderful - I was amazed and pleased to find it on spotify.
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 11:51 AM (a0IVu)
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thanks, IC - I just put it on my playlist!

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (sBOL1)

165 Then there's the f**k Christmas songs like Greg Lake's I Believe in Father Christmas

https://youtu.be/JPm6CheT6rs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (39g3+)

166 Here's the thing, oh it's about date rape! He drugged her! was old when I was in college mumblety ago.

Some people really really need but do not deserve the traditional Victorian remedy for hysteria.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (mf5HN)

167 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.
Discuss.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM

Et erat magna. Optimus.

Posted by: Teh Donaldus at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (DMUuz)

168 Positivity is the way
We celebrate this holiday
In our non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!
We let religion play no part
It's not like traditions have a start
For this non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!

I don't know why we wear this stuff
I'm sure it's somehow wrong
And I'm not even completely clear
Why we have to sing a song!

Oh, we got no God to get in the way
And we took the "holy" from the holiday
For our non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!
'cause it stopped being anything but time to buy
I suppose it could be about family, but why?
It's the non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!

It's as meaningless as the rest of the year
Except for our bottom line
And we're efforting to make it just as bland
As we want things the rest of the time!

No it's all about stuff now, don't you see
It's all about what you're going to give me
For this non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!
I suppose I have give gifts as well
But it's just one day, so I guess that's swell
For this non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (9krrF)

169 "Baby It's Cold Outside" is a women's health song sung by men who care.

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Nor does the song fit the global warming narrative.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

170 Damn!

*tears up score of his newly composed "Rohypnol and Duct Tape Blues"*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (sF/De)

171 Cereal maker General Mills is cutting 600 jobs.

Under Trump, we're going back to Man Breakfasts.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (QQ+il)

172 Well, I checked the whole thread, and I'm clear. Here goes.

I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (H5rtT)

173 I've got a carrot that needs nibbling. Not my nose.

Posted by: Frosty the Snowcreep at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (eXSOZ)

174 The same guys who write books like The People's History of the United States. But it was slipped into modern culture and understanding before proper skepticism started, so now its common knowledge that Puritans were awful kill joys who hated sex and beat each other with canes just in case they sinned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:35 AM (39g3+)

The Puritans were not all prudish about sex - after marriage. One reason why there are so many descendants of those who came on the Mayflower is that the Massachusetts Bay colonists had zillions of kids. Families of 15 were not uncommon. David Price Fischer said the colony had the highest birth rate and lowest infant mortality rate in the Western World during the 16th century.

In contrast, the Virginia colonists had really, really high mortality rates. It took Europeans some time to get used to the southern climate and develop immunities.

The Quakers were the ones who were much more prudish about sex. They didn't punish fornication with a scarlet "A" but with whipping both the man and the woman in the public square. But they didn't quite approve of sex even within marriage.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (u0lmX)

175 Yes, because Christmas and the Christmas season is such a remarkable and notable season of violence.
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I agree with you! Allan be praised!

Posted by: Angry Violent Jihadi Waiting to Behead an Infidel at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (nFg65)

176 Baby it's Cold Outside......usually it is un Mucho Grande schadenBONER............

Posted by: saf at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (+zN6H)

177 We need to start fighting back using their own weapons. Reason doesn't work with these totalitarians.

I find social justice warriors triggering and I want them banned from all public places. Make it so.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (/tuJf)

178
If people acted the way these people wanted, the human race would cease to exist.

which I guess is what they want, because Gaia must be saved for the aliens. or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (ODxAs)

179 Yeah, because no one ever thought a woman would use the same concept.

http://tinyurl.com/kej8fbb

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (J70i0)

180 I'm coming to take back Christmas and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

Posted by: Zombie Perry Como at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (mNKIJ)

181 21 >>It is a tangent, but the notion of the puritans as the first coming of the Taliban is wildly, wildly off...

Yeah, but they love to portray Christians a killjoys, would never understand how they are sounding more like mullahs.

They think Christians are out turn America into a Christian theocracy (i.e. Handmaid's Tale), yet they're the ones who are running around trying to ban/restrict/outlaw anything they don't approve of - cigarettes, soda, beef, rapey songs, whatever.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (NOIQH)

All the while importing actual islamic theocrats by the legion.

Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

182 I also hate that song "Where are You Christmas." Maybe instead of searching for Christmas, you search for Christ and then attend a mass.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (gmeXX)

183 I'm willing to bet many of the songs on these SJWs iphones are 1000 times more rapey than BICO.

Posted by: ajmojo at December 06, 2016 11:56 AM (1H9ox)

184 Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Alles schl�ft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute heilige Paar.
Holder Knab im lockigten Haar,
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!

Posted by: Grump928(c)

The exception is noted and accepted.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (9krrF)

185 "Silent Night"

Christo-tyrannical attempt to shove Jesus down out throats, and clearly oppressive to the mute, mocking them with the whole silent line.

"Away in a Manger"
Suspicious animal references, probably bestiality.

"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"

Mocking the deaf, obviously. And that third verse about sin and salvation! So oppressive

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (39g3+)

186 An oldie ...

Jingle Bells
Mortar shells
VC in the grass
You can take your Merry Christmas
and shove it up your

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (DMUuz)

187 151. Tom Waits' Silent Night & Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis. Much darker.

https://youtu.be/STXF9PZkjSQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (zZnsY)

188 Nor does the song fit the global warming narrative.

Yes indeed. Another reason to ban it!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's sister Mavis at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (tOcW/)

189 SJWs: hysterical media whores.

The MSM: enablers of the hysterical media whores

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (nFg65)

190 I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 06, 2016 11:55 AM (H5rtT)
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Gah. Second only to that horrible shoes song.

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2016 11:57 AM (sBOL1)

191 Actually I could do with hearing Leetle Drummer Boy ever again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (1G5R8)

192 Just guessing that 'Hark the Hard Angels Sing ' also bites the dust...

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (oBuXO)

193 Just when my schadenboner was at half mast, Ace goes and puts up this thread...

Even most of the liberal commentators at HuffPo think this was stupid.

Posted by: MacGruber at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (qX890)

194 It's played absolutely to death in the UK, but Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody is worth an add to seasonal rotation. I think Maet had it in a thread last year, or somebody did.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (eXSOZ)

195 I always liked Merry Christmas From the Family.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (FYrz1)

196 Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2016 11:54 AM (vZ9Fw)

That's what it says when you play it backwards.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (0mRoj)

197 "Ave Maria"

https://youtu.be/usADINi17cI

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (RPdO5)

198 I'm coming to take back Christmas and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

I'm choking to death here.

AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (QQ+il)

199 Not only this song, but the SJW's are now pushing to ban "Huckleberry Finn" and "To Kill A Mockingbird".

http://tinyurl.com/je2jy5b

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (1JnAL)

200
Are there any Festivus carols?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (toH8T)

201 The Pretenders did 2000 miles, its not technically about Christmas, but its about being a very long ways away from someone you love on Christmas

I've always liked that one a lot too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (ul9CR)

202 And to think - the first thing I read this AM when I awoke was a question towar s s then end of the ONT - "have we reached peak stupid?"

I believe that's affirmative, space ranger...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (FjBU6)

203 I'm willing to bet many of the songs on these SJWs iphones are 1000 times more rapey than BICO.
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You're triggering me!!!

Do as I say, not as I do!

Posted by: Hyseterical SJW in Battleboro, VT at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (nFg65)

204 I always liked Merry Christmas From the Family.

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Ok, I'm making that my #4 greatest secular Xmas song of all time. May shoot up to #1 depending on how many egg nogs I've consumed.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (gmeXX)

205 119 Y'know what Christmas song should really be banned?
The Little Drummer Boy
Rumtumtumtum, rumtumtumtum...
I leave you with THAT as an earworm.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (uz/Pv)

And whoever wrote that poxy song should be executed.

The Little Drummer Asshole, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

206 For this non-judgemental non-religious winter festival!

A work of art. Classic! It has a beat, and you can dance to it! It was even better than Cats!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (39g3+)

207 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.

Aye, and the worse the Latin, the better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN9AJj9rtlk

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (H5rtT)

208 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 12:00 PM (hqZPQ)

209

Now, bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it out here!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

210 22 "Baby Its Cold Outside" isn't a Christmas song, anyway. Its just a winter song. Nothing Christmas about it other than tangentially snow is involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 11:37 AM (39g3+)

They're also upset because the song denies Global Warming.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2016 12:00 PM (zoehZ)

211 And to think - the first thing I read this AM when I awoke was a question towar s s then end of the ONT - "have we reached peak stupid?"

I believe that's affirmative, space ranger...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu

Don't be ridiculous. There's always more stupid.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 12:01 PM (9krrF)

212 Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve...

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 12:01 PM (eXSOZ)

213 200. No. Carols are distracting...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (zZnsY)

214 THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (gA69l)

215 It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (gmeXX)

216 I'm certain we talked about this before.

Posted by: RoyalOi at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (e2Rx3)

217 Not only this song, but the SJW's are now pushing to ban "Huckleberry Finn" and "To Kill A Mockingbird".

http://tinyurl.com/je2jy5b
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2016 11:58 AM (1JnAL)

One person. A person complained. One. And they pulled it.

Bet if it was a parent who complained that Harry Potter promoted witchcraft the articles would be about the coming theocracy.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (mf5HN)

218 I'm not a fan of secular Christmas songs, for the most part. Most are trite, some are dreadful.

I always wondered how the hell this turd of a song even became a Christmas song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (RwwCT)

219 Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (gmeXX)

Clear must be replaced with Queer, because inclusion.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (gA69l)

220 GM should get a government buyout? Cash for Cap'n Crunchers!

Grain prices are tanking too, thanks in part to certain bloggers' propaganda against one of the key four food groups.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (hqZPQ)

221 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel this toy is fucking gay.

Posted by: Zombie Perry Como at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (mNKIJ)

222 Tom Waits' Silent Night & Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis. Much darker.

Oh, that's good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (mgbwf)

223 Aye, and the worse the Latin, the better
+1 Steeleye Span.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (eXSOZ)

224 All I Want for Christmas Is You: sexual harassment
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (or "How Clinton Lost the Election"): elder abuse
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: affirmative action
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town: someone who should be listed on a state registry
Jingle Bells: DWI
What Child Is This?: violation of the First Amendment!
O Little Town of Bethlehem: anti-Palestine propaganda
Marshmallow World: racism toward Michelle Obama's Let's Move campaign

Posted by: Crispian at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (n9Zp5)

225 Why don't they just have two dudes sing it? Then it's okay.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)

226 What a way to go through life. Getting up each day and searching for something that is going to offend you so you demand it be banned.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (u0lmX)

227 The SJWs rewrote the song to talk about their vaginas - "Baby, It's Cold Inside".
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Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (xeeHA)

228 Under Trump, we're going back to Man Breakfasts.

Posted by: Grump928(c)
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From the original 4 food groups : Meat, Eggs, Bacon and Meat

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (toH8T)

229 First they came for Robin Thicke and....actually I didn't say 'nothing', I was righteously pissed about it.

Fuck it, I'm playing Blurred Lines, then Baby, it's Cold Outsidea and then.....the Humpty Dance?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (xJa6I)

230 "Baby Its Cold Outside" isn't a Christmas song, anyway. Its just a winter song. Nothing Christmas about it other than tangentially snow is involved.

Frank Loesser hated when people would play "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" during the holiday season. The song is supposed to be about the flush of love, not a "hey, you booked for the holidays?" question.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (X6fMO)

231 One person. A person complained. One. And they pulled it.

Bet if it was a parent who complained that Harry Potter promoted witchcraft the articles would be about the coming theocracy.

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The left has come full circle in taking down To Kill a Mockingbird.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (gmeXX)

232 Actually I could do with hearing Leetle Drummer Boy ever again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

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Look up the version by Bing Crosby and David Bowie

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (U75nN)

233 My personal favorite is Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses. Fuck with that song and I will hunt you all down!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (gA69l)

234 Are there any Festivus carols?

Posted by: Mortimer

~Oh, aluminum pole
Oh, aluminum pole
Of all the poles most poley

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (1G5R8)

235 Yeah, they try to lure me the stables with their late night demands for a torch...

Posted by: Jeanette Isabella at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (NOIQH)

236 I'm certain we talked about this before.

Like there's anything we can't beat to death.

Posted by: All the Horde Memes at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (mgbwf)

237 Off crooner sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (mNKIJ)

238 47 Christ. Will they never give up on this shit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:41 AM (SRKgf)

Of course not. What else would they do with those useless "Blank Studies" degrees?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (+lVUW)

239 Bet if it was a parent who complained that Harry Potter promoted witchcraft the articles would be about the coming theocracy.

Well, here's the thing. I never get too worked up about reports like this and start yelling "War on Christmas!!!!" because its just one knucklehead's article looking for attention (which they got). How many others agree? A small shrewish, angry handfull. Just like the "Harry Potter is of the devil" types. Very few, silly people.

Ignore 'em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)

240
And whoever wrote that poxy song should be executed.

The Little Drummer Asshole, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

I agree.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (u0lmX)

241 Of COURSE it's a Christmas song, it's in Elf, that is why Buddy knows it.

And Zooey Deschanel is yummy.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (0+824)

242 Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: The Rapenboner at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (BrQrN)

243 And Zooey Deschanel is yummy.

Endorsed!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (gA69l)

244 Frank Loesser hated when people would play "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" during the holiday season.

Yeah Brian Setzer has a good version of that but its really not a Christmas song at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (39g3+)

245 Y'know what Christmas song should really be banned?
The Little Drummer Boy
Rumtumtumtum, rumtumtumtum...
I leave you with THAT as an earworm.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (uz/Pv)

And whoever wrote that poxy song should be executed.

The Little Drummer Asshole, indeed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Earworm cleaner:

It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world,

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (VtwaX)

246 Posted by: Crispian at December 06, 2016 12:03 PM (n9Zp5)

Great start! I hope that you will be on of the speakers when we have our meeting to ban additional offensive and triggering songs.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's sister Mavis at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (tOcW/)

247 Look up the version by Bing Crosby and David Bowie

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Rule of Thumb; if the lyrics contain more than 10% onomatopoeia, it's crap.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (1G5R8)

248 I'm certain we talked about this before.

Posted by: RoyalOi at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (e2Rx3)

The Horde did for a short while yesterday when some, I assume, SJWs came onto a thread and started barfing up crap about it being a rape song.

It was so profoundly stupid that I ignored it and actually got some work done.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (vZ9Fw)

249 It's my Dick in a Box.

Posted by: SJW Party Crasher at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (g9eSE)

250 Peta wants to ban Dominic the Donkey

Posted by: Seinfeld at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (8ikIW)

251 I think we should ban "Mary, Did You Know?" It implies women are ignorant.

And "Do You Hear What I Hear?" is obviously offensive to the hearing-impaired. Ban it.

FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (X6fMO)

252 I like the Bing Crosby/David Bowie version of "Little Drummer Boy" and the sentiment means a lot to me. Its a stupid song that's repetitive and annoying, but the idea of a poor child with no grand gifts to offer just doing his best to honor the king of kings with what he has is very appealing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (39g3+)

253 Well, here's the thing. I never get too worked up about reports like this and start yelling "War on Christmas!!!!" because its just one knucklehead's article looking for attention (which they got). How many others agree? A small shrewish, angry handfull. Just like the "Harry Potter is of the devil" types. Very few, silly people.

Ignore 'em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Those "very few, silly people" are setting the tempo and making the calls for all of us.

I think it's time to stop ignoring them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (9krrF)

254
Jingle Bells is about getting your nads rubbed.

See if you put in minimum effort, you can make anything dirty, but the sjw's think this is deep thinking. Except we all did this in 6th grade.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (ODxAs)

255 I recall that guy who had extensively studied post Bolshevik Soviet propaganda had noticed that the more absurd the propaganda the better was because it was intended to demoralise.

Posted by: Shiggz at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (WKmT0)

256 O Come o Come Emmanuel. Latin, gorgeous.

Here is a link for an absolutely fantastic instrumental version from the Piano Guys: http://bit.ly/1c1pXoD

And here the same version with a very Christ centered music video: http://bit.ly/2h2cllC

Don't watch them unless you are ready for a spiritual experience.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (J+l9K)

257 Are there any Festivus carols?

Posted by: Mortimer

~Oh, aluminum pole
Oh, aluminum pole
Of all the poles most poley

Put thine tongue on me...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (VtwaX)

258 And if you play the Mister Ed theme song backwards...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (IqV8l)

259 Soviet Justice Wankers think, to use the term very loosely, that the Airing of the Grievances is a Holy Commandment because everyone in the schools of indoctrination patted them on the head telling them how special they are for denouncing the outrage of the day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (RPdO5)

260 Not only this song, but the SJW's are now pushing to ban "Huckleberry Finn"

*gouges out eyes with cocktail forks*

Good God. Huck Finn is the most explicitly anti-racist book evah.

Huck, who believes in actual physical Hell, chooses to go to Hell to defend his friend Jim.

When did we stop teaching reading in reading school?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (mgbwf)

261 OT as usual, but...

Ghost Ship

"Building & fire inspectors could not enter, because CA law requires the consent of the occupant(s)."

Holy skit!! You can simply tell fire inspectors to GO AWAY ???

Well... out here in flyover country, the law allows such officials to enter with or without "consent of the occupant."

Otherwise... "inspections" would be a silly joke, right? Just when u think u can't detest "the Golden State way" any more than u already do.... actually? You can.

Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (pQrYJ)

262 Back in the day before Beck went insane, I was listening and Stu had the stats on what percentages of The Little Drummer boy were Pa, Rum, and Pum.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2016 12:08 PM (0+824)

263 I'm torn between blonde Zooey and brunette Zooey.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 12:08 PM (hqZPQ)

264 Remember when Tipper Gore made a big to-do about popular music?

That was a long time ago, back before the oceans began to rise.
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (uLuPn)

Back when Al Gore was known as a "moderate" Democrat.

Ye olden days.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 06, 2016 12:08 PM (n8tHU)

265 I'm torn between blonde Zooey and brunette Zooey.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 12:08 PM (hqZPQ)

One of each, please!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (FYrz1)

266 Bet if it was a parent who complained that Harry Potter promoted witchcraft the articles would be about the coming theocracy.
------------------------
Absolutely. There are only geese. Don't mind the ganders behind the curtain.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (xeeHA)

267 SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

He's making a list, and checking it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice --

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (MIKMs)

268 You know the e middle Class of America should really thank it's white ass it has a bunch of well-armed right Wingers who will stand up to them because the Soviets middle class didn't have anyone to turn to when the left went crazy

Posted by: Shiggz at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (WKmT0)

269 I like the Bing Crosby/David Bowie version of "Little Drummer Boy" and the sentiment means a lot to me. Its a stupid song that's repetitive and annoying, but the idea of a poor child with no grand gifts to offer just doing his best to honor the king of kings with what he has is very appealing.

--

That, and the rum tum tum becomes vocal percussion behind the added lyrics.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (U75nN)

270 Baby, it's hot down here.

Posted by: Zombie Fidel at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (vtcmf)

271 55 But Beyonce's songs are totes okay?

I'll stick to J-Pop and K-Pop then.

K-Tel
Posted by: rickb223

K-Tel signed Faith+1 if I recall. Their first album was great. Whatever happened to those guys?

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (FVYNb)

272 OK, I think most here will agree that *if* we were to start banning Christmas songs this one would be at the top of the list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7jyVHocTk

Posted by: Jeanette Isabella at December 06, 2016 12:09 PM (NOIQH)

273 I'm with you Chris - I like little drummer boy. Some versions are better than others.

But it probably falls into the overplayed category. I'm guessing the left doesn't quite understand it is about a gift to Jesus and not just a little drummer boy. Its probably the most religious Xmas song played on the radio.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (gmeXX)

274 It's too bad you can't find the Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson duet anywhere. It was definitely the best version of the song.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (+lAij)

275 And Zooey Deschanel is yummy.
Posted by: blaster
----------------
Understatements come in all sizes...

Christmas In Hollis has long been a fave of mine. I'm weird like that.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (FjBU6)

276

Sleigh Ride is about whipping horses to death on the frozen tundra.

And sex.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (toH8T)

277 "225 Why don't they just have two dudes sing it? Then it's okay.
Posted by: Fritz"

I'd like to sing it with our glorious President and his beautiful pant crease.

Posted by: David Brooks at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (OD2ni)

278 >>57 All Christmas music worth having is in Latin.
Discuss.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 11:42 AM (9krrF)

I agree, like "Nativitatis domi ero" by Bingus Crosbenius.

Posted by: Caliban at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (DrC22)

279 One person. A person complained. One. And they pulled it.

Bet if it was a parent who complained that Harry Potter promoted witchcraft the articles would be about the coming theocracy.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 06, 2016 12:02 PM (mf5HN)

Yes, but that one person who complained checked off all the right boxes.

Funny thing about the story is that all the lefties on Facebook are pushing it about "book banning in the age of Trump" because it happened in a small Virginia county when in actuality, it was a leftist complaining about the book and the use of the "N word". Once that is pointed out, then they start to defend banning it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (1JnAL)

280 The truly sad thing is they'll be able to coerce the radio stations and they in turn will stop playing it. It's the art of shming. They're like Jessie Jackson camped in front of your bank until you give loans to unqualified people.

Posted by: Hank at December 06, 2016 12:10 PM (00CYo)

281 Sleighing Ride or Slaying Ride

Which would a Soviet Justice Wanker hear in that song?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:11 PM (RPdO5)

282 Those "very few, silly people" are setting the tempo and making the calls for all of us.

I think it's time to stop ignoring them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Amen!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:11 PM (VtwaX)

283 Those "very few, silly people" are setting the tempo and making the calls for all of us.

You know why they are so influential?

Because people aren't ignoring them.

I'm torn between blonde Zooey and brunette Zooey.

Zooey always looked like the somewhat ditzy girl who would make you decoupage presents all about her love, then sleep with the mailman because he looked lonely and just leave one day to "find herself."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 12:12 PM (39g3+)

284 And get me started on George Bailey refusing to give Mary her robe back. It reminded of the phony rape I lied about.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 06, 2016 12:12 PM (OD2ni)

285 Some guy on the radio this am mentioned that in the movie the song first appeared in, there are 2 couples, and they are both singing this song, but they switch parts - one couple the man is trying to seduce the woman, the other the woman seducing the man.

It's equal opportunity. Except for LGBTQWTFBBQ+

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2016 12:12 PM (0+824)

286 And get me started on George Bailey refusing to give Mary her robe back. It reminded of the phony rape I lied about.

------------

I can no longer watch Christmas Vacation due to the tree rape suggested by Clark.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (gmeXX)

287 Does anyone know if and when Hillary will be pronounced the winner of the recounts states of Wishconsin, Mishagan, and Pencilvania ?? I hope it is soon so Presdent Obama can meets with her and tell her how to continue his good work for all persons of all colors.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (Fbj4h)

288 I for one don't mind Little Drummer Boy. An old church we attended had a song leader who liked to get us singing that Boney M Christmas song Mary's Boy Child. I don't mind the song but I did not like singing it in church.

My favourite carol is Oh Holy Night but I don't like singing it because of the vocal range it requires.

The whole family was at Sea World San Diego last week. The Christmas muzak got on my nerves.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (s7hQ/)

289 I'll Be Home For Christmas:

"Please have some snow and mistletoe
And presents by the tree."

Some penisbeing far away -- killing poor Asians, probably -- presuming to tell a strong womx what xhe should do.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (zke7T)

290 Ignore 'em.
--------------

It is increasingly difficult to ignore them. Schools are completely dominated by pussy, zero-tolerance administrators and one person's complaint is now always enough to completely disrupt everything.

You will be made to care.

I mean, Huck Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird? Those had rather strong anti-bigotry sentiments, at least for the times. They just realistically portrayed the language of the time.

It's getting to be very Ministry of Truth with the SJW's trying to erase anything problematic from the historical record.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (xeeHA)

291 Frank Loesser hated when people would play "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" during the holiday season.

Yeah Brian Setzer has a good version of that but its really not a Christmas song at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2016 12:05 PM (39g3+)

I like John Pizzarelli's version. And I happen to think that "The Light On Christmas" by Will of Titus and "Tinsel and Marzipan" by Pugwash and Friends are two pretty nice holiday poppy songs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (X6fMO)

292 276. Better the horses are whipped than the wolves catch up with ya, 'cause then it's time to decide who gets thrown out if the troika. (Gashlycrumb Tinies, it was Desmond.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (zZnsY)

293 Also to be banned: "running out of gas"

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (u+PLX)

294 About one third of all old-school "romantic" or "love" songs could be considered rapey if scrutinized with a sufficiently puritanical SJW lens.

And that doesn't take into account about 75% of rap songs, which don't require over-interpretation to be assessed as pro-rape, but are blatantly pro-rape right on the surface.

Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (jBuUi)

295 Yes, let's ban "Huck Finn" because nobody has ever heard or used the n word before/sarc

And no these people haven't read the book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (tOcW/)

296 Just did a post on Dr Carson / HUD

Link in nic

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (Om16U)

297
I did find it interesting that the social media big wigs are getting together to block "extremism". And by extremism they mean "conservatism".

All this banning stuff reminds me of Fahrenheit 451.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 12:15 PM (ODxAs)

298 >>>
When did we stop teaching reading in reading school?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (mgbwf

When self-esteem became more important.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2016 12:15 PM (voOPb)

299 Feminists don't know the difference between seduction and rape.
Also they are taking all the fun out of romance

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 06, 2016 12:15 PM (Om16U)

300 Baby, it's hot down here. Posted by: Zombie Fidel

And, how.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at December 06, 2016 12:15 PM (vtcmf)

301 http://alturl.com/niw7w

That's the original from Neptune's Daughter

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2016 12:15 PM (0+824)

302 I have no idea what this song has to do with Christmas, other than the Gypsy dancers and the dwarves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtE4JxQBvO4

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (yLUuz)

303
Sleighing Ride or Slaying Ride Which would a Soviet Justice Wanker hear in that song? Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:11 PM (RPdO5)
=====

Lieutenant Kije (Prokofiev) --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyd0jjTVGgE

And the idiots never get that it is about fakes. But great winter music.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

304 Any word if Bing's horse ever came in or fidel's GAZ made it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (RPdO5)

305 Ghost Ship

"Building & fire inspectors could not enter, because CA law requires the consent of the occupant(s)."

Holy skit!! You can simply tell fire inspectors to GO AWAY ???

Well... out here in flyover country, the law allows such officials to enter with or without "consent of the occupant."

Otherwise... "inspections" would be a silly joke, right? Just when u think u can't detest "the Golden State way" any more than u already do.... actually? You can.

Posted by: mnw at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (pQrYJ)

But entering the country without consent is totes OK, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (SRKgf)

306 208 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2016 12:00 PM (hqZPQ)

Jews bragging about making toys out of clay... don't even need plastics or semiconductors. Rubbing their privilege in the face of the poor Palestinians who seem to be able to take anything and make it into shit.

Posted by: Keith at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (USf3s)

307 Every time I hear a story like this I think of this:

Sir Bedevere, we found a witch! May we burn her?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (kTF2Z)

308 Well it is the Christmas Date Rape song, after all.

But I mean lets be real, the terrorist demands for figgy pudding are much more menacing.

Posted by: Lauren at December 06, 2016 12:16 PM (v4TJQ)

309 [Stands up slowly, begins clapping hands slowly at first but then with rising tempo, fervor and force]

I think you are looking for this meme Ace:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IpPPDYWexE

Posted by: LizLem at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (hvf9s)

310 All this banning stuff reminds me of Fahrenheit 451.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

---

What it reminds me of is that twenty years ago, liberals were accusing conservatives of being intolerant. What every happened to that? I know who is intolerant now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (U75nN)

311 Those "very few, silly people" are setting the tempo and making the calls for all of us.

You know why they are so influential?

Because people aren't ignoring them.

People can't ignore them because the media carries their water.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (VtwaX)

312 Guess I picked the wrong week to start listening to "I Like Big Butts" again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (B+qrE)

313 >>>OMG: Social Justice Warriors Now Pushing for Seasonal Favorite "Baby It's Cold Outside" to Be Banned, Because Rape

Um, NO! It's because it's NOT cold outside! Last year 11 islands sunk beneath the waves, just like Atlantis, because of global warming. I know this because my pastor told me so! Don't tell me otherwise. The science is settled.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (QlyN5)

314 You know why they are so influential?

Because people aren't ignoring them.

No, because they pay no price for attempting to impose their will upon the majority. It's hard to ignore people who manage to harness the power of bureaucracy and bad law to force everyone to sing to their toon, with impunity. If there was some cost to such behavior, I suspect a lot of this would clean up fast.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (9krrF)

315 And if you play the Mister Ed theme song backwards...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

It tells you "Hey idiot, you're playing this the wrong way!"

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (8ikIW)

316 The only song that surprisingly ISN'T pro-rape is the very one that everyone assumes IS pro-rape: "The Lady Is a Tramp." In reality, the song is supposed to be sung by bitchy promiscuous female rivals to the "lady" in question, who are sarcastically insulting the lady because she's the only one who DOESN'T have sex with strangers. The lyrics are very clear on this. But Frank Sinatra completely misunderstood the song and sang it as if the lady in question really was a tramp, inverting the entire intended meaning of the lyrics.

Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (jBuUi)

317 296
Just did a post on Dr Carson / HUD

Link in nic

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 06, 2016 12:14 PM (Om16U)
Great post, votermom. Racist Pelosi getting a lot of blow back for calling Carson unqualified. My favorite was Sherrif Clark calling her a 2-bit political hack.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (a0IVu)

318 The whole family was at Sea World San Diego last week. The Christmas muzak got on my nerves.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2016 12:13 PM (s7hQ/)

I detest Christmas muzak, and to be honest, am not that crazy about Christmas itself. The whole month of December is consumed with retarded maudlin sentiments. I'd fast forward to 12/26 right now, if I could.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

319 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Jews bragging about making toys out of clay... don't even need plastics or semiconductors. Rubbing their privilege in the face of the poor Palestinians who seem to be able to take anything and make it into shit.

Posted by: Keith

At least it's just toys. I'm pretty sure the Geneva Convention doesn't cover golems.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (9krrF)

320 Zooey always looked like the somewhat ditzy girl who would make you decoupage presents all about her love, then sleep with the mailman because he looked lonely and just leave one day to "find herself."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-----------------

Look, I would go to Herculean extremes for a gal like Zooey, but I AM NOT sleeping with my mailman. The guy doesn't even look gay...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (FjBU6)

321 Cold outside? Then Tonight's the Night! RAWR!

Posted by: Rod Stewart at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (MlLtD)

322 A Mr. Gower/Mr. Potter alliance in Bedford Falls could've thinned that town's herd considerably...

Posted by: General Zod at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)

323
Idiot DiL and her ilk on FB were all over this last year. "Winter Wonderland" was a close second, IIRC, for the Parson Brown and marrying thing. Fooking loons...

I'm looking forward to the banning of the movie "Elf" next, since BICO plays a prominent role in the romantic interaction between Will Farrell and Zoey Deschanel in it. Perhaps "Smell the Glove" could be dubbed into its place.

** offline ** "Get George Lucas on the line, stat!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (fOgSR)

324 I guess "Baby It"s Rape Inside" is out as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (KkliO)

325 Baby It's Cold Outside?

Teh Rapening!!

Face Down, Ass Up, That's The Way We Like To Fuck?

Beautiful cultural expression and empowering for wimminz!

Posted by: Social Justard Warrior at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (BrQrN)

326 If Harper Lee were still alive and found out her novel was banned because it's racist.

Lord. When it came out, Atticus Finch was a liberal's wet dream of a lawyer.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (u0lmX)

327 >>Feminists don't know the difference between seduction and rape.

Also they are taking all the fun out of romance

These people can't tell the difference because they've never had to be seduced. Hookup culture - thanks to feminism - has ruined romance.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ptctzam

Posted by: Jeanette Isabella at December 06, 2016 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

328 https://tinyurl.com/hfkvwxk

Stryper Winter Wonderland !

this might trigger them. Christian Heavy Metal Band doing Christmas Song

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 12:21 PM (y3aQB)

329 Just got here. So I guess the introduction of my song, "I'll Fuck You If You Give Me That Diamond Ring For Christmas" wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

Posted by: Soona at December 06, 2016 12:22 PM (Fmupd)

330 Ghost Ship

"Building & fire inspectors could not enter, because CA law requires the consent of the occupant(s)."

Holy skit!! You can simply tell fire inspectors to GO AWAY ???

Burn it. Tell fire inspector to FO, collect insurance, bulldoze.
I'm seeing a lucrative scam.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:22 PM (VtwaX)

331
The liberals never actually believed in tolerance, it is just one more thing they say. The only reason they were pissed off way back in the McCarthy era and the blacklist in Hollywood was because it was anti-commie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2016 12:22 PM (ODxAs)

332 My favorite Christmas song is Oh Holy Night. Tear up every time I hear it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (yTnCT)

333 >>Just got here. So I guess the introduction of my song, "I'll Fuck You
If You Give Me That Diamond Ring For Christmas" wouldn't be prudent at
this juncture.

"Every kiss begins with 'K'...."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

334 >>>Guess I picked the wrong week to start listening to "I Like Big Butts" again.<<<

I remember when twerking was something only strippers did in gentleman's clubs. Now everybody is doing it like Ring a Ring o' Roses.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (2Mnv1)

335 Jack Frost, nipping at your mish...

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (vtcmf)

336 I don't know if John Nolte is ok over here or persona non grata, but he did a great schlonging last year of the SJW scolds over this song.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gmpoy3c

"This is a seduction between two mature adults. She's on the fence, and obviously wants to know how much the man desires her, and he's communicating that desire while at the same time opening up himself for a serious humiliation. Again, she has all the power in this scenario.

This is why, just as soon as they can, men are going to be having all their sex with robots who look like Angie Dickinson."

Posted by: LizLem at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (hvf9s)

337 https://tinyurl.com/jekf8qy

FOREIGN POLICY
Secretary of State John Bolton Would Be the Anti-John Kerry

Posted by: Evilpens at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (y3aQB)

338 If Harper Lee were still alive and found out her novel was banned because it's racist.

Lord. When it came out, Atticus Finch was a liberal's wet dream of a lawyer.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)

Comics lore: "To Kill A Mockingbird" is one of Clark Kent/Superman's favorite books.

I'm just gonna let that stew there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (9krrF)

339 What about when Barry Manilow and K.T. Oslin sing it?

He's gay! ...And she's a lesbo, right?

...Am I right on that?

...Or am I just thinking of K.D. Lang?

Posted by: RKae at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (JTuAn)

340 332
My favorite Christmas song is Oh Holy Night. Tear up every time I hear it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 06, 2016 12:23 PM (yTnCT)
That song is lovely; 'What child is this' gets me bawling almost every time.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

341
11 I don't even want to consider the unsavory implications of
"I'm a Little Teapot".

For Lena Dunham, it is an aspirational anthem, so, yeah...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 12:24 PM (fOgSR)

342 Remember when Tipper Gore made a big to-do about popular music?

That was a long time ago, back before the oceans began to rise.
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2016 11:43 AM (uLuPn)

Back when Al Gore was known as a "moderate" Democrat.

Ye olden days.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 06, 2016 12:08 PM (n8tHU)

Story time! And I know I've told this one before but whatever.

The Bastard Ex worked for Gore back when Gore was a Senator. I was down in DC visiting him one day and I bounded into Gore's Senate office to say hi to the Bastard Ex (obvs this was before he turned into a Bastard and then the Ex) before heading off museuming and he grabbed me and hissed "are you trying to get me fired!" I was all ummmm you said I could stop in to say hi. His reply? Look what you're wearing!

Yeah. So. I was wearing one of the parental advisory t-shirts at a time when wearing that was an explicit slap at Tipper. Needless to say,it turned out that both Senator Gore and Tipper were right around the corner.

Which is how I can say that, yes, I've stripped off my shirt in a United States Senator's office.

Sigh.

Yes, I was wearing a bra. Yes, I replaced the shirt with a different shirt. *smacks Horde* You have dirty minds, you do.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 06, 2016 12:24 PM (mf5HN)

343 My favorite Christmas song is Oh Holy Night. Tear up every time I hear it.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies)

----

I like the Jon Anderson / Sandra Crouch duet version.

Posted by: RKae at December 06, 2016 12:25 PM (JTuAn)

344 LizLem, am sensing the Morons of the Horde would want their sexaroid or gynoid to look more like Zooey than Angie.

Though no one has asked for a ginger version. Yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:25 PM (RPdO5)

345
31 Yup.... and Santa Clause... cumming down the Chimney...

It's buttsects all the way down...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 06, 2016 12:26 PM (fOgSR)

346
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay!

Time for this one to come home.

Posted by: Mister Wizard the lizard at December 06, 2016 12:26 PM (IqV8l)

347 People make thuch a big deal outta puthy.

Posted by: Iron Mike at December 06, 2016 12:26 PM (97XyN)

348 Great post, votermom. Racist Pelosi getting a lot of blow back for calling Carson unqualified. My favorite was Sherrif Clark calling her a 2-bit political hack.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM (a0IVu)

Thanks IC

Sherrif Clark is da man!

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 06, 2016 12:26 PM (Om16U)

349 Nood
Petraeus

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 06, 2016 12:26 PM (toH8T)

350 Yes, I was wearing a bra. Yes, I replaced the shirt with a different shirt. *smacks Horde* You have dirty minds, you do.
Posted by: alexthechick

If we didn't, would we be here?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:27 PM (VtwaX)

351 Empress was all into Free Tibet probably but not Free the Titties...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:27 PM (RPdO5)

352 The other day received an invitation from our Dem mayor to the tree lighting ceremony at our city hall. After breezing through the Holiday Greeting part, it dove into a little tirade how all are welcome, regardless of faith, ethnicity or nationality which is good because my Hispanic wife is always getting turned away from of these events.

It also pointed out the ceremony would be a safe, welcoming environment. Which kind sucks because I was hoping it be the open warfare, guns blazing type of tree ceremony. so I probably won't go.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 12:27 PM (1BQGO)

353 It's never about what they say it'[s about; these people have only one end in view, the destruction of America, Western Civ generally, and Judeo-Christian morality in particular. They are like the Teminator, in a quote
I will not paraphrase and am too lazy to look up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 06, 2016 12:27 PM (02Q1d)

354 344. 'We're gonna need to source more wigs, boys.' - Sexbot Factory Logistics Team Lead.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:28 PM (zZnsY)

355 311---People can't ignore them because the media carries their water.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:17 PM (VtwaX)
------------------------------
The ruling class as a whole wants cultural destruction.
The crybullies are USEFUL to them and, if they don't appear spontaneously, they will be manufactured.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2016 12:28 PM (Nox3c)

356 Worst Christmas song in history. Mostly because it was all fiction and then they made a shitted up movie about it on too on Hallmark or some gay channel. Now that's a song that should be banned.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 06, 2016 11:48 AM (KLyOA)

But mister, Mama needs those shoes coz she's gonna meet Jesus tonight.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 06, 2016 12:28 PM (Om16U)

357 326 If Harper Lee were still alive and found out her novel was banned because it's racist.

Lord. When it came out, Atticus Finch was a liberal's wet dream of a lawyer.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 12:20 PM (u0lmX)

You do remember that when the followup book came out a couple of years ago that the left lost their freaking minds because Atticus was a racist bastard out of the courtroom.

That might be why the left is now okay with banning "To Kill a Mockingbird".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2016 12:31 PM (1JnAL)

358 Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 12:27 PM (1BQGO)

LOL. Pathetic politicians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2016 12:34 PM (tOcW/)

359 That might be why the left is now okay with banning "To Kill a Mockingbird".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2016 12:31 PM (1JnAL)

That was my thought exactly! Punishment for Go Set a Watchman. Inconvenient truths must die.

Posted by: LizLem at December 06, 2016 12:35 PM (hvf9s)

360 I've been in retail for over 25 years so I've probably heard more hours of Christmas music than 98% of the population. This song is #2 on my list of horrible Christmas songs, behind Santa Baby and in front of the Jackson Five's version of I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and the version of Jingle Bells that sounds like it's being sung by some chick who's hi-balling crack and meth.

Posted by: Clay at December 06, 2016 12:35 PM (UNMPM)

361 But mister, Mama needs those shoes coz she's gonna meet Jesus tonight.

I have never heard that song but I'm not going to try to find it, because Bluebell hates it and so that's good enough for me to! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2016 12:36 PM (tOcW/)

362 the version of Jingle Bells that sounds like it's being sung by some chick who's hi-balling crack and meth.

Posted by: Clay at December 06, 2016 12:35 PM (UNMPM)

You must be thinking of the Streisand version.

Why is Babs singing Christmas songs anyway?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2016 12:37 PM (u0lmX)

363 I think we should ban "Mary, Did You Know?" It implies women are ignorant.

Mansplaining: the Carol.

Out it goes!

Posted by: SJWs using mikeski's hash at December 06, 2016 12:38 PM (lO+tS)

364 Goddamn inkjet printer's acting up.

*fetches sledgehammer*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 06, 2016 12:38 PM (0mRoj)

365 Saw this on my FB feed from Hot Air. I thought it was satire at first.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 06, 2016 12:39 PM (jKUeC)

366 Why is Babs singing Christmas songs anyway?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)

----

I worked in a music store during the '90s. Here were our top-selling Christmas albums:

Barry Manilow
Barbra Streisand
Neil Diamond
Kenny G

Hey! Them's all Jews!

Posted by: RKae at December 06, 2016 12:39 PM (JTuAn)

367 THIS is little drummer boy. We play the whole concert every Christmas.

Faith Hill

http://tinyurl.com/hzmrqyo

Posted by: Javems at December 06, 2016 12:42 PM (yOqwj)

368 Look, I would go to Herculean extremes for a gal
like Zooey, but I AM NOT sleeping with my mailman. The guy doesn't even
look gay...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:19 PM

Did you know my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at December 06, 2016 12:46 PM (DMUuz)

369 LizLem, am sensing the Morons of the Horde would want their sexaroid or gynoid to look more like Zooey than Angie.

Though no one has asked for a ginger version. Yet.

That would be weird. Would a ginger sexaroid have a soul?

Ghost in the Shell, indeed.

Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:46 PM (lO+tS)

370 Here's another one for the Perennially Aggrieved to get excited about: "Never Do a Tango with an Eskimo," from 1955. Can't do the Youtube link, but you'll find it over there if you want to see the lyrics.

I was in not-my-usual-supermarket today and they were playing what sounded like Christmas hits from the 40s and 50s, and that was among them.

Come to think of it, you're not supposed to say "Eskimo" any more, are you?

Posted by: Annalucia at December 06, 2016 12:50 PM (a5bF3)

371 The Little Drummer Boy

Rumtumtumtum, rumtumtumtum...

I leave you with THAT as an earworm.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President at December 06, 2016 11:49 AM (uz/Pv)

Yeah, it's truly ghastly. You and your very pregnant wife have just completed an arduous journey, find yourselves obliged to stay in the barn because the inn is full, and your wife has to give birth in a hayloft. You're finally getting a little precious down time, and then some snot-nosed little bastard comes around banging on a drum? Joseph would have punted that little shit so hard, he'd have landed in the middle of the Dead Sea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 12:52 PM (MiBfH)

372 Same every year, we go all over this song every year, and at the very end, I tell everybody one more time that you haven't heard it at all, until you've heard June Carter do it, with that sexy sexy duo on the other side:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hQ3HYyEBrY

1949. This is why we have the Muslim Brotherhood. This, right here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 06, 2016 12:52 PM (H5rtT)

373
~Oh, aluminum pole
Oh, aluminum pole
Of all the poles most poley

Put thine tongue on me...
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2016 12:07 PM (VtwaX)
--
I triple-dog dare ya!

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2016 12:55 PM (yF+FP)

374 Meh, no evil puritans here, just cultural disconnect.

Kids today have no understanding of a past American culture where people would fight premarital sexual activity and then 'give in to temptation.' This is the time where people were supposed to stay pure, and seduction/ temptation was a game.

This world does not exist anymore. Kids today see this woman say no, and the guy still coming after her, after they've been told their whole lives that 'no means no.'

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2016 12:56 PM (K/zYU)

375 How would I trick SJWs into trying to ban "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime"? That one triggers me.

Posted by: 3.14159 at December 06, 2016 12:57 PM (OrK+x)

376 From just before Thanksgiving until New Year's Day, the local Oldies station becomes "the Christmas station". Normally, I have no problem with Christmas songs that aren't religious or even strictly seasonal. I mean, a Catholic girl sings that her favorite things include snowflakes and mittens? I'm fine with that. But the other day, this station played Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah". That's just wrong.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 06, 2016 12:58 PM (BocLZ)

377 Ace, darlin', there is a photo of your Lena Durham, gravel pusher, sitting on toilet in UK Daily Mail. Did not want you to miss it!

If it were not for you I would not know about this pasty cellulite attention ho, grossing me out every time I see whatever it is.

I am unsure why she is so fascinated with selfies of her on toilet. Perhaps because society needs to flush her into the bowels of NY sewer system.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 06, 2016 01:00 PM (fq4ih)

378 Look up the version by Bing Crosby and David Bowie

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Rule of Thumb; if the lyrics contain more than 10% onomatopoeia, it's crap.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2016 12:06 PM (1G5R

Yeah, the lyrics are dumb, and describe a ridiculous, and truly a non-Biblical event.

To be fair, I have heard an instrumental version of the tune that was quite nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 01:03 PM (MiBfH)

379 Wait, are you telling me Ant Banks' Big Pimpin" ISN'T a festive song of holliday cheer?

The Huffington Post, joyless scolds for all seasons.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2016 01:04 PM (Kucy5)

380 Betcha he'd fix up the VA....

Posted by: Tradd at December 06, 2016 01:14 PM (GSJcT)

381 LOL wrong thread

FAIL

Posted by: Tradd at December 06, 2016 01:14 PM (GSJcT)

382 Cue Albert Brooks' character in Broadcast News: "OMG, he just blew the lid off nookie ..."

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at December 06, 2016 01:23 PM (Xs9BT)

383 I can't stand this song, so...the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ban it!

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 06, 2016 02:02 PM (Z80m6)

384 A song of two people at Christmas with the 'maybe, can we get together -- this evening', right now!

Romantic, maybe not, but maybe. Who's to say. All of the covers of this song are great. Just great, Jerry. Gold, I tell ya!

Rape? No.

Buttercups still don't... get the buckup part.

Mrs. D'oh, hope you are alright, as well as anyone else who has been dealing with certain/uncertain circumstances such as they are.

I'm lucky. I'm single and look 40 (my real age is an approximation --

) and feel just like 28-ish...

A fine Texas gal would fill out her stockings in a slim way. Oh, and tall, and independent....

I've said too much.

I denounce my wishes, don't matter. These things will find me, if ever...

Posted by: micky at December 06, 2016 02:10 PM (o5vMc)

385 desock

Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 02:11 PM (8nWyX)

386 I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus . . .

Four Problematics

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2016 02:50 PM (xVRrG)

387 But she's not gonna say no... because of the implication -- Dennis Reynolds

Posted by: regular joe at December 06, 2016 02:55 PM (O50yS)

388
Best version of BICO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGyrfnhFcqw

Posted by: frankly at December 06, 2016 03:02 PM (rS2+L)

389 I think we should ban "Mary, Did You Know?" It implies women are ignorant.

Mansplaining: the Carol.
==================

Yeah, gonna steal that. Kudos.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2016 03:20 PM (xVRrG)

390 Every year they get concerned about Christmas rape.

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at December 06, 2016 03:30 PM (J/Lk+)

391 Is Jane ok? Referring to @384.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at December 06, 2016 04:44 PM (fq4ih)

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