EMT 12/03/16

Saturday early morning thread that is open.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 03, 2016. On this day one year ago the FBI hedged their bets and finally admitted that they were not "ruling out terrorism" as a motive for the muzzie killing of 14 and wounding 17 others in San Bernardino the day before. Yeah, when it hits you up side the head with a 2x4 and screams at you I guess you can no longer "rule it out". Besides leaving the crime scene wide open, what other stupid and incompetent things did they do? We will never know, it wasn't done under a Republican watch.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

2 FLAMING SKULL

Well, we thought electing Trump would "fix" some things in the amnesty/illegals problem. We see some signs now of a coalition of commies and RINOs who will try to block him.

Democratic and Republican members of the Senate Judiciary Committee are working on legislation that would limit deportations if President-elect Donald Trump repeals President Obama's executive orders on illegal immigration.

Yes, Flake and Graham, the typical RINO parade at it again. I think have finally figured out how that SOB Graham keeps getting elected. Open primary laws in SC, which the courts have repeatedly refused to squash, allow blacks to cross the lines and vote for him in the Republican primary since they know that a Democrat will NEVER be elected in a statewide election in SC. And do letters from constituents work? I have sent him a basket full, including the last one that said I would actively work to get his ass out of Washington.

I do hope the rest of the Senators in the Republican Party stomp on this traitorous shit.

http://bit.ly/2gYicag

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

3 Faux Headline continuing their further drift to MSDNC.

Mexicans fret over coming immigration changes under Trump administration

No, the illegals, the mules, and the drug dealers are fretting. But hey, the rest of us have been "fretting since the Ted the swimmer open borders bill and the Obama no borders illegal crap. So please have a big bite of your BOD.

http://fxn.ws/2fPWdGg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

4 Ah the news from AP; Trump has talked to the "free China President" gasp! The commies will be angered.

http://fxn.ws/2h422Qw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

5 Bowie "the traitor" Bergdhal is requesting a pardon from the choom after desertion before the enemy. The Choom has already released 5 bad ass terrorists and paid a ransom of millions to the terrorists despite an "official policy" of not doing that for decades. Now the SOB wants a pardon. When I was in the Navy what he did would have gotten him a firing squad. They are saying here life in prison. Look you asswipes, he deserted his post in the face of the enemy leaving his squad in danger. He deserves a long rope and a short drop.

http://fxn.ws/2gQ79Dq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

6 And the liberals can't cry hard enough for the illegal migrants entering the US, they have to get the ones entering Europe as well. Cry me a river slugs, most of these people are not refugees. They are people looking for a handout because their home country is either ran by islamic goons are commie goons and that never makes for a successful economic future.

http://fxn.ws/2fUj2Uy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

7 Hampshire College in Massachusetts raised the American flag back to full staff Friday after outraged veterans protested the school's decision to stop flying all flags across campus

The college President says politics was not involved in taking it down. I say eat a BOD you lying sack of sh*t.

http://fxn.ws/2gv2NkF

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

8 And speaking of liberal college sh*t stains, a college professor at OSU using a BLM hash tag expresses sympathy for the muzzie terrorist who killed all those people at OSU. Why are my taxes going to help pay this scrunt's salary? If she had been white, and expressed sympathy for some "Christian cake bakers who refused to cater a homosexual wedding she would have been fired on the spot; no questions asked.

http://bit.ly/2gLNOjV

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

9 14 foot Burmese python killed in the Everglades with a deer and 2 fawns in its "gut". We should have banned importation of these things long ago. They have no natural enemies in the US and 90% of the people who get them don't have a clue. Now it's too late.

http://fxn.ws/2gU1ybC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

10 RIP Peng Chang-kuei, the Chinese chef, the inventor of General Tso's chicken, at 98. I have enjoyed many a plate of that stuff.

http://fxn.ws/2gKsmMl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

11 Keira Knightley is scared to go outside because of a nutbag stalker who is trespassing on her property. Too bad she doesn't live in SC. She could just shoot the SOB and he would not aggravate the crap out of anyone anymore. Hey Keira remember this quote:

"You and I are not the polite people that live in poems. We are blessed and cursed by our times."

Either you or your husband should take a cricket bat to this slug's knees. It's hard to stalk when you can't walk.

http://fxn.ws/2g0N4sO

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

12 And speaking of "justice". The far left slugs of silicon valley are not getting the welcome from Trump that they got for Choom, or would have gotten from Scankles. Hahahhahaaha, Scankles will never be President.

http://nyti.ms/2gSeKi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

13 And speaking of far left assholes at the NYT who are eat up with double standards and hypocrisy, they are mad and shocked that there is Trump dealing at Rick's in Casablanca.

http://nyti.ms/2g2Z3pK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

14 It appears on the surface that HGTV is not going to bow to the Gaystapo on the Fix It Show.

http://bit.ly/2gRq0hE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

15 The MI AG has joined the fray on the Jillie baby recount fraud. He has filed a lawsuit against her. It will have to move fast.

http://bit.ly/2gLROAX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

16 The first day of the WI recount changes the Scankles count by +1 vote. Pretty much shows a trend that Jillie is a beard for Scankles.

http://bit.ly/2fW5esK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

17 Spider Face Gutierrez will boycott the Trump inauguration. Oh my, I cry a river for commie sore losers. Hahahhahaha you commie slug, Scankles will never be President and neither will you, So slink on home, and here, have a delicious BOD.

http://bit.ly/2h4R0L5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

18 The Choom and the Pederast are plotting ways to retain control of the FCC and the Internet so they can control all the communication media in the US. Having the MFM, the movies, TV, and ETV are not enough,

http://bit.ly/2gKa8e1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

19
That's it for today folks. I lopped it off early today because I ran out of time. Had to go to the store this morning 'cause I was out of everything.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

20 5 He deserves a long rope and a short drop.

It works a lot better the other way around. I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:02 AM (oZEJt)

21

DAY 1,488

0 to go (48 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, manhandled mishes, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:05 AM (mbhDw)

22 20
5 He deserves a long rope and a short drop.

It works a lot better the other way around. I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:02 AM (oZEJt)

Not if you use a tree or a tall scaffold. It will pull his head off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

23 7 The college President says politics was not involved in taking it down. I say eat a BOD you lying sack of sh*t.

His first move was to lower the flag to half-staff after the election. And he says he did that to promote dialogue, not for political reasons.

Lyin' sack of shit, BOD, assembly required.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:06 AM (oZEJt)

24 21 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:05 AM (mbhDw)

JJ, is that list getting longer?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

25 First. Kinda. Sorta.

Posted by: firefirefire at December 03, 2016 06:06 AM (of67s)

26 "manhandled mishes,"

LoL, When did you add that one?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 06:08 AM (d76uN)

27
As I have said, and it doesn't take a great brain to figure out, the GOP was, is and will be Donald Trump's greatest enemy for the next 4-8 years.

Nothing creates bipartisanship faster than trying to defeat conservatism or advance statism.

I knew that it is a paradox and gordian knot of a problem to try and reestablish the Constitution and the rule of a just and stable law by using the same illegal methods of the subversives. But at this point, fuck it.

I really am of the mindset that if Donald Trump has to use dictatorial powers to save the republic, then so be it. G-d help me for saying that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:11 AM (mbhDw)

28 I wanna say that the cobs did one hell of an outstanding job yesterday while covering for ace. That was some mighty fine writin' and opinionatin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:12 AM (oZEJt)

29 Vic, Tim:

The list remained pretty much as it is after the '14 midterms. I'd add something here and there as a result of shit in the headlines. "Manhandled Mishes" was the latest and in all likelihood will be the last one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:12 AM (mbhDw)

30 28 I wanna say that the cobs did one hell of an outstanding job yesterday while covering for ace. That was some mighty fine writin' and opinionatin'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:12 AM (oZEJt)

*hangs head in shame for doing diddly*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mbhDw)

31 27 I really am of the mindset that if Donald Trump has
to use dictatorial powers to save the republic, then so be it. G-d help
me for saying that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:11 AM (mbhDw)

And it looks like with the RINOs and DIABLOs in the Senate he will have to continue the "Pen and Phone" precedent set by the Choom. But I suspect that congress will not let him get away with it the way they did Obama.

Tell me again why we should stand in the rain to vote for Republicans.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

32 29
Vic, Tim:

The list remained pretty much as it is after the '14 midterms. I'd
add something here and there as a result of shit in the headlines.
"Manhandled Mishes" was the latest and in all likelihood will be the
last one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:12 AM (mbhDw)

I like the manhandled mishes, even if we were unable to ascertain the origin of that word.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

33 He deserves a long rope and a short drop.

http://fxn.ws/2gQ79Dq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

I'd prefer Bergdahl get a short rope and a long drop. But that's just me.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2016 06:17 AM (VV6/D)

34 31 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

I will say this; Trump himself is the "x" factor - the random element that has succeeded when every time he was thought to have stepped on a land mine.

And Trump's "x" factor is his supporters. Please recall that in the primaries I was for Cruz all the way, but I really think he has started a movement in this country. I think and pray that at the first open sign that McCocksickle and Ryno oppose him and "cross the aisle" (*spit*) he is going to take to Twitter and the airwaves and send a message to the nation that will not be ignored.

We shall see . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:18 AM (mbhDw)

35 That Judicial Committee pack of turds reminds me of another great Clintism:

A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine "No more short time". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

36 32 I like the manhandled mishes, even if we were unable to ascertain the origin of that word.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

It does have an onomatopoetic ring to it, but it's not Yiddish. The word, or one of them, is "kinishe."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:20 AM (mbhDw)

37 I really am of the mindset that if Donald Trump has to use dictatorial powers to save the republic, then so be it. G-d help me for saying that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:11 AM (mbhDw)

Don't think he will have to resort to that. Once the Trump Admins DoJ starts working, how many corruption indictments will be in works?

I would bet he knows he has an uphill battle on his hands but I am also going to say he can handle it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 06:20 AM (d76uN)

38 34 And Trump's "x" factor is his supporters. Please
recall that in the primaries I was for Cruz all the way, but I really
think he has started a movement in this country. I think and pray that
at the first open sign that McCocksickle and Ryno oppose him and "cross
the aisle" (*spit*) he is going to take to Twitter and the airwaves and
send a message to the nation that will not be ignored.

We shall see . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:18 AM (mbhDw)

I hope so

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

39 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2016 06:24 AM (pbgq7)

40 Triggered!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:24 AM (EUMr7)

41 We shall see . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:18 AM (mbhDw)

I have no doubt Trump will eviscerate RINOs using social media; he'll forego the MSM. Trump will take his case directly to the American people without any filters on his message (for good or ill).

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2016 06:25 AM (VV6/D)

42 38 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

I was about to write a scenario where Trump rallies "the troops" if you will after the GOP overrides his actions to restore law and order on the border.

But, correct me if I'm wrong but a) SCOAMF's illegal fiats can be rescinded by Trump without Congressional approval and b) DHS and DoJ are part of the Executive Branch and as such fall under his purview. If he orders them to enforce laws already on the books to their fullest extent with maximum penalties for all who break them, how can Congress order him to cease and desist from "executing" the laws?

Oh boy, but there are going to be fireworks. Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:25 AM (mbhDw)

43 Well JJ I thought this was kinda poetic this morning:

Either you or your husband should take a cricket bat to this slug's knees. It's hard to stalk when you can't walk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

44 What about "mentally masturbating media man-wenches"?

It's playing at all the airports.......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:29 AM (EUMr7)

45
All is going well and according to plan. Pls send moar money!!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 03, 2016 06:29 AM (ZNLPS)

46 Wifey and I went Christmas shopping Thursday. Over lunch, ended up talking about one of the top priorities for Trump should be rearranging the chairs in the WH press room. Is Bobby Knight available ?

Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2016 06:29 AM (h0Ji+)

47 *hangs head in shame for doing diddly*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mbhDw)

J.J., you have a positive balance in the Favor Bank that stretches from here to the Oort cloud.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 03, 2016 06:30 AM (J8/9G)

48 The latest on the recount in Wisconsin. After day 2

PE Trump +10
she who is never POTUS -24

I posted a link to the spreadsheet near the bottom of the ONT

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 06:31 AM (d76uN)

49 Oh boy, but there are going to be fireworks. Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:25 AM (mbhDw)

Part of the fun I'm looking forward to for the next four years (or more). I'm not sure how much of that 'political congeniality' under which we currently suffer Trump believes. Trump seems to be good with grudges, being elected president and sticking that in preening Barry's face being his greatest act of revenge to date.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2016 06:31 AM (VV6/D)

50 42 But, correct me if I'm wrong but a) SCOAMF's illegal
fiats can be rescinded by Trump without Congressional approval and b)
DHS and DoJ are part of the Executive Branch and as such fall under his
purview. If he orders them to enforce laws already on the books to
their fullest extent with maximum penalties for all who break them, how
can Congress order him to cease and desist from "executing" the laws?

Oh boy, but there are going to be fireworks. Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:25 AM (mbhDw)

Everything that Choom did with EO and regulation changes can be undone by Trump alone w/o congress the same way Choom put them in.

But stuff like bad law in the "refugee" opinions will likely need congress. Especially the "wet foot dry foot" crap with Cubans.

The other problem is SCOTUS, that ruling that can't keep illegals in jail waiting for immigration court past a certain number of days is going to have to be "fixed" by eliminating or speeding up immigration court at the DOJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

51 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mbhDw)

Never met Diddly...is she hot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2016 06:32 AM (42Mgr)

52 45 All is going well and according to plan. Pls send moar money!!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 03, 2016 06:29 AM (ZNLPS)

Dear One:

I am Jill Stain, candidate from Green Party US. Recently, I had the election stolen from me by Donald Trump in key US States. I know there are more ballots but cannot keys to Buick LeSabre. Please send me $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities and you will be given Ambassadorship to Libya.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:34 AM (mbhDw)

53
PE Trump +10
she who is never POTUS -24
________________________________

Yeah but they found like +3 for me so,, I'm up by 86.07%....

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 03, 2016 06:34 AM (ZNLPS)

54 51
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:13 AM (mbhDw)

Never met Diddly...is she hot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2016 06:32 AM (42Mgr)

I'll never tell

Posted by: Zombie Bo Diddly at December 03, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

55 50
The other problem is SCOTUS, that ruling that can't keep illegals in jail waiting for immigration court past a certain number of days is going to have to be "fixed" by eliminating or speeding up immigration court at the DOJ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

SCOTUS is completely unpredictable and Orrin Snatch and the Judiciary might be in the catbird seat with picks.

Fug.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:35 AM (mbhDw)

56 Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 06:35 AM (9Rxti)

57 Trump better grow eyes in the back of his head. I don't trust the GOP anymore than the dhimms. He shouldn't either.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 03, 2016 06:35 AM (2X7pN)

58 PE Trump should offer to make Stein the Ambassador to the Grand Duchy of Fenwick in exchange for dropping the recounts.

I'll bet she would take it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 06:37 AM (d76uN)

59 >>>The other problem is SCOTUS

How many divisions do they have?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:38 AM (EUMr7)

60 Screaming Dean is out as DNC chairman, looks like Ellison is in. He says they need more community organizers to work at the grass root level to bring in the voters....Obama will be available.

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 06:39 AM (mIgf1)

61 A couple of days ago, I jokingly suggested that Keith Ellison's secret name was probably Mohammad Durka Durka Muhammed. Well, I was close as this 2006 Powerline]/i] article reveals:

Moreover, Ellison's long commitment to and advocacy of the Nation of Islam is reflected in the various aliases he used over a period of ten years: Keith Hakim, Keith X Ellison and Keith Ellison-Muhammad.

There's a lot of research info out there on Ellison and his long term ties to Farrakhan and terrorist supporters.

He would make a wonderful DNC chairman.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:40 AM (oZEJt)

62 Also note the phrasing in that article from the libera rag The Hill.

if President-elect Donald Trump repeals President Obama's executive orders on illegal immigration.

Repeal his executive orders, most of which the courts have already said were illegal? Repeal implies he is eliminating an approved law.

How about using the more accurate terms "reverses illegal EOs".

Posted by: Zombie Bo Diddly at December 03, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

63 Piss off, barrel, I has close tags in my sig.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:41 AM (oZEJt)

64 60 Screaming Dean is out as DNC chairman, looks like Ellison is in. He says they need more community organizers to work at the grass root level to bring in the voters....Obama will be available.
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 06:39 AM (mIgf1)

Howard Dean. The Konstantin U. Chernenko of the DNC. Jeez, he's like a stealth turd; in and out so fast he didn't have time to stink.

Anyway, with Pelosi remaining as "the face of the party" and this Joo-hating freak as committee chairman, the Democrats are in complete free fall.

Now if we could only take back the schools and decapitate the Leviathan . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:42 AM (mbhDw)

65 off evil Jazz sock

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

66 >>
Anyway, with Pelosi remaining as "the face of the party"

*shivers*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:45 AM (EUMr7)

67 I wouldn't pardon Bergdahl, although there is probably a pretty good chance that Barky will, but I think the Army is partially to blame for what happened with him.

Bergdahl is an obvious nutcase, and never should have been allowed in the Army in the first place. The Coast Guard threw him out, and the Army should have done the same.

But since the Army kept him, and several good men died searching for his worthless ass, I'd leave him in prison for life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 06:47 AM (rgZEV)

68 With the Searchlight Strangler ambling off.to a.retirement with limited depth perception, who will be the new "flaming asshole.of.the.party"?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:48 AM (EUMr7)

69 Keith Ellison For Dummies is the title of this 2006 Powerline article; moar stuff has turned up on him since then but it's a nice primer:

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2006/09/015165.php

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2016 06:48 AM (oZEJt)

70 It's hard to stalk when you can't walk.

You must rapport really well with the unlucky guy who wants to date your daughter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2016 06:49 AM (VdICR)

71
I'll bet she would take it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 06:37 AM (d76uN)
___________________________________

I'd be on it like white on rice. Oh and send moar money!!!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 03, 2016 06:49 AM (ZNLPS)

72 Old and Busted: Steve Bannon is an anti Semite!

New Hotness: Keith Ellison is a defender of Israel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2016 06:50 AM (EZebt)

73 I'm going to bow out this morning and hit the rocker and brown. Last chance for a while to crank up audio while wifey is off on a trip to the beach with MIL. She will be back this afternoon. may check back from time to time.

Be good and Merry Christmas Morons.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

74 70 You must rapport really well with the unlucky guy who wants to date your daughter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2016 06:49 AM (VdICR)

Well since my daughter is in her 40s now probably not. But years ago there was one who took off running down the road when I came home unexpectedly from work.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

75 off to the rocker before I miss sunrise/

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

76 G'morning all.

So Ellison is in?

No shit?

Next the Dems will be running with scissors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2016 06:55 AM (J+eG2)

77 68 With the Searchlight Strangler ambling off.to a.retirement with limited depth perception, who will be the new "flaming asshole.of.the.party"?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:48 AM (EUMr7)

Chuck "give back your bar mitzvah money" Schumer.

Scum what shares DNA with Amy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2016 06:55 AM (mbhDw)

78 https://tinyurl.com/hghz4he

Sherrif reveals Joe McKnight shooter fired from inside car

So Much For BLM Witness Who said Gasser Shot him once & Stood over him & said "I told you don't fuck with me" & shot him again

Posted by: Evilpens at December 03, 2016 06:57 AM (y3aQB)

79 Was reading the ONT as I was off line, there is comedy gold there.
Good morning again horde

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 06:57 AM (5sOEp)

80 I'm a principled conservative!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 03, 2016 06:57 AM (FqgrG)

81 Ah, Advent, when we celebrate the incarnation of God into a man. Just like Barry!

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at December 03, 2016 06:58 AM (rH4JY)

82 When the angel came to me and told me I would give birth to Barry, I sang a Magnificat.

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at December 03, 2016 06:59 AM (rH4JY)

83 The metaphor for any bureaucracy you choose:

http://www.craftsmanshipmuseum.com/Wahlstrom.htm

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 03, 2016 06:59 AM (J8/9G)

84 Sherrif reveals Joe McKnight shooter fired from inside car

So Much For BLM Witness Who said Gasser Shot him once & Stood over him & said "I told you don't fuck with me" & shot him again
___________________

It's always necessary to be skeptical of "eyewitness" accounts, especially in white-on-black incidents. In the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson, most of the "eyewitnesses" who testified that Brown was shot in the back, or while his hands were up in surrender, ended up admitting that they were never even at the shooting scene in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 07:04 AM (rgZEV)

85 We need to put Miss Lindsey, McStain, Flake, Hatch, McTurtle, and several other RINOs in a time machine set for June 30, 1934.

We need to learn party discipline from the Democrats. They have moved in lockstep with the President for the whole 8 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2016 07:08 AM (EZebt)

86 Keep Obama in Prezdint !

Posted by: Clee-Land Obamaphone at December 03, 2016 07:09 AM (h0Ji+)

87 68 With the Searchlight Strangler ambling off.to a.retirement with limited depth perception, who will be the new "flaming asshole.of.the.party"?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:48 AM (EUMr7)

I dunno, there are so many to choose from.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2016 07:15 AM (92kX2)

88 Ellison and Pelosi? They would be running with scissors and their hair on fire.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 07:17 AM (5sOEp)

89 I was at dinner yesterday with some libby friends. They were talking about how little talking there was going on during their Tday. The wife said that the DIL just kept looking at her phone and not really communicating with anyone. Our friend did say, "of course, they were pretty down about the election"

I wanted to say "The DIL is 40 years old and the election was 20 days before that. You telling me that a 40 year old can be in a funk about an election for 20 days? "

But I didn't, I just smiled.

Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2016 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

90 It appears on the surface that HGTV is not going to bow to the Gaystapo on the Fix It Show.

I want Buzzfeed to go the way of Gawker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2016 07:25 AM (v9gSJ)

91 Great stuff this morning. That NYT article is just dripping with condescension. "Why it matters...."

It only matters to the circle-jerking dipshits about to be left out in the cold. Trump's daughter meeting the Prime Minister of Japan isn't going to adversely affect my life one whit. Oh, and talking to the Taiwanese leaders? Great! He should have them over for lunch with Mad Dog where they hammer out an agreement for the 7th Fleet to use Taiwan as a home away from home.

Posted by: The Bloob at December 03, 2016 07:28 AM (v8aCN)

92 the illegals, the mules, and the drug dealers are fretting"

Indeed. As I mentioned yesterday, the largely "unskilled" labor pool seems to have suddenly begun to shrink here north of Houston.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 03, 2016 07:29 AM (C9pBZ)

93 I'm assuming this week everyone saw the story on the Philadelphia paid goverment lawyer who got caught spray painting F Trump on a upscale grocery store? Little bit of talk radio was suggesting he will see no punishment from Mayor Jim Kenney's administration.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 07:32 AM (5sOEp)

94 Good morning! It's another glorious day in Massachusetts - Hillary isn't still isn't president and my fellow Massholes are still seething.
I've been reading this blog and your snarky comments for years. I've finally decided to jump in.

Posted by: MassMom at December 03, 2016 07:33 AM (ZSFHf)

95
93 I'm assuming this week everyone saw the story on the Philadelphia paid goverment lawyer who got caught spray painting F Trump on a upscale grocery store? Little bit of talk radio was suggesting he will see no punishment from Mayor Jim Kenney's administration.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 07:32 AM (5sOEp)

Most likely; Kenney said something along the line of "everybody makes mistakes" to excuse the jackass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2016 07:34 AM (BK3ZS)

96
I wanted to say "The DIL is 40 years old and the election was 20 days before that. You telling me that a 40 year old can be in a funk about an election for 20 days?"

But with the reset of end of childhood now being age 26, 40 is the new 14...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2016 07:36 AM (BK3ZS)

97
Got to run -- our Scout Troop is marching in a local Christmas parade and I have our banner and the candy that we are supposed to hand out (not throw).

Later...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2016 07:37 AM (BK3ZS)

98
There's a lot of research info out there on Ellison and his long term ties to Farrakhan and terrorist supporters.

But Trump=Bannion=Bretibart=Hitler=OMG!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2016 07:38 AM (Mt8T4)

99 I'm loving listening to the news this morning. "You have to briefed by State" , Trump has broken protocol, " Never been done before. How's that piss taste on you kelloggs MFM?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2016 07:38 AM (lzz/G)

100 The Chinese lodged a complaint

http://tinyurl.com/hqr5tbk

Alternate CNN Headline :

DOOMSDAY CLOCK CREEPS UP TO 11:58 !

Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2016 07:41 AM (h0Ji+)

101 Info. about that Colombian jet crash that killed the soccer team just keeps getting worse. Seems that the pilot, who flew the jet knowing he had barely enough fuel to make his destination, lied on his flight plan and said that the plane had taken off from an airport that was 100 miles closer to the destination. Also being reported that the pilot was a part owner of the charter plane company, which apparently was trying to save on fuel costs with these stunts (which they had done before on other flights).

So as the pilot approaches the destination airport, he knows that he only has about 10 minutes of fuel left. ATC puts him in a holding pattern, because they have a plane with an emergency that they're giving landing priority. Instead of telling ATC the truth -- that he's about to run out of fuel -- the pilot goes into the holding pattern, burning all his little remaining fuel.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 07:42 AM (rgZEV)

102 Right, wrong or indifferent, Trump just fired a nuke into the State Dept and claimed all your foreign policy belongs to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2016 07:47 AM (lzz/G)

103 Welcome massmom. You also know what it's like to be an island in a sea of one party leftism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2016 07:49 AM (EZebt)

104 Someone should have told Joe don't start none, won't be none.

And just because he is a football player he makes the news by being stupid. What about the dozen of so football players shot in Chicago over the last 48 hours....not a peep.

Coffee time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2016 07:54 AM (ej1L0)

105 With the Searchlight Strangler ambling off.to a.retirement with limited depth perception, who will be the new "flaming asshole.of.the.party"?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 03, 2016 06:48 AM (EUMr7)

Eh... all of them?

No, but seriously, they seem to be drifting further left. Good, I say. Meanwhile, Gope is Goping. What a shock.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2016 07:54 AM (Pz4pT)

106 Ugh.
I can't let me dog out to have his way in the streets - why do I have to put up with neighbors' cats raping each other outside my window at 6:30 AM?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 03, 2016 07:55 AM (2Mt9C)

107 We need to put Miss Lindsey, McStain, Flake, Hatch, McTurtle, and several other RINOs in a time machine set for June 30, 1934.

We need to learn party discipline from the Democrats. They have moved in lockstep with the President for the whole 8 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2016 07:08 AM (EZebt)

They have Party discipline. Remarkably consistent and true to their principles.

The problem is, people keep failing to see, their Party isn't the same as yours and mine.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2016 07:57 AM (Pz4pT)

108 test

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2016 07:58 AM (vP09u)

109 So broke right now...

http://tinyurl.com/hph5yhl

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 03, 2016 07:58 AM (h0Ji+)

110 Philadelphia paid government lawyer who got caught spray painting F Trump on a upscale grocery store?

Every time I read about one of these hysterical reactions from a white guy, I immediately think 'gay,' because they seem to be particularly losing their shit over this.

Then I read "One wears a blue bla-zer, khakis and a rakishly-tied scarf, and carries a glass of wine" and I'm sure.

(Couldn't post this until I realized the Bla*zer filter was still in place...)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2016 07:59 AM (vP09u)

111 test
Posted by: Mr. Peebles"

No maths, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 03, 2016 07:59 AM (C9pBZ)

112 I can't let me dog out to have his way in the streets - why do I have to put up with neighbors' cats raping each other outside my window at 6:30 AM?
____________________

What makes you think it's rape? Maybe those screeching sounds are the equivalent of "yes, yes, do it baby, harder, harder!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 07:59 AM (rgZEV)

113 why do I have to put up with neighbors' cats raping each other outside my window at 6:30 AM?

We like rape.

Posted by: Cats at December 03, 2016 08:00 AM (vP09u)

114 I can't let me dog out to have his way in the streets - why do I have to put up with neighbors' cats raping each other outside my window at 6:30 AM?
____________________

What makes you think it's rape? Maybe those screeching sounds are the equivalent of "yes, yes, do it baby, harder, harder!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 07:59 AM (rgZEV)

Cat culture = rape culture.

I was thinking about this the other day, as I have my own little petri dish of cat culture in my home... cats essentially do all those things we accuse badwrong humans of doing... and we love them for it!

No really, he bites and scratches me because he loves me! She treats me with such disdain, until she wants something, then she's all cute and cuddly. They will tease and torment and if they still had the organs for it, rape each other. Because, yeah.

And no, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish eating that: see, want, take.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2016 08:04 AM (Pz4pT)

115 The same libs that are incensed Trump recognized Taiwan are the ones that insisted we must recognize Cuba,

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2016 08:04 AM (vP09u)

116 We like rape.
Posted by: Cats"

Doubtful, as you only said it once...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 03, 2016 08:04 AM (C9pBZ)

117 We like rape.
Posted by: Cats"

Doubtful, as you only said it once...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 03, 2016 08:04 AM (C9pBZ)

That's after we take their testicles. Those who still have theirs, it's rape rape rape rape lovelly rape!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2016 08:07 AM (Pz4pT)

118 What makes you think it's rape? Maybe those screeching sounds are the equivalent of "yes, yes, do it baby, harder, harder!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
------------

Believe me - with these sounds, neither party is enjoying any part of the act.
And when my min-pin jumped into the fray with teeth showing, I just wish I had a camera out there...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 03, 2016 08:08 AM (2Mt9C)

119 It's been almost a month, and I still have plenty of liberal tears to flavor my coffee in the morning. Gonna be a great four years.

Posted by: The Bloob at December 03, 2016 08:08 AM (v8aCN)

120 >>> Those who still have theirs, it's rape rape rape rape lovelly rape!

Those of us who don't just fight.

Posted by: Tom cats dreaming of the glory days at December 03, 2016 08:10 AM (mnp+l)

121 Qualifications?

Applicant:
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr:
You said rape twice.

Applicant:
I like rape.

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 08:10 AM (mIgf1)

122 t's rape rape rape rape lovelly rape! "

Save it for Tuesdays, 'k?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 03, 2016 08:10 AM (C9pBZ)

123 It's been almost a month, and I still have plenty of liberal tears to flavor my coffee in the morning. Gonna be a great four years.
_____________________

Just saw over at Insty that the progs are calling for a national strike day on Jan. 20, to protest Trump's inauguration.

I suggested we call it "Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President!" Day. A fine reason to take the day off work and celebrate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2016 08:11 AM (rgZEV)

124 Under JEF, haven't we been providing billions of dollars of military aid to Taiwan? But Trump can't take a phonecall from the president of Taiwan without starting WW III?

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 03, 2016 08:14 AM (sMt7r)

125 Nude.

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 03, 2016 08:16 AM (sMt7r)

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