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Democrats Will Have Secret Ballot Vote to Either Keep Pelosi as Minority Leader, or Dump Her for Tim Ryan
I say they keep her. Identity politics is not just part of the Democrat platform; it is the Democratic platform, the whole of it, the entirety.
"There's a generation of Democratic leaders who have been stymied or held down or even cut off at the knees to keep her and [Maryland Rep. Steny] Hoyer and others in power," the former aide added. "So you have a number of members who look at the agendas and question why, when the country is worried about the economy and jobs, the Democrats are out talking about women power and some of the core liberal issues that aren't going to play well in the places that Democrats have to win if they’re going to take back the majority." Sensing that unrest, Pelosi last week proposed to carve out several new leadership posts and make some of them eligible only to newer members. The changes are designed to empower the next generation of Democratic leaders, but there’s been some early pushback, as members of the Congressional Black Caucus are warning they would erode the power of African-American lawmakers. Ryan, for his part, said the proposals "will only serve to further consolidate her power over the caucus."Although Pelosi is the favorite and Ryan the underdog, Ryan has told people to get ready for a "big surpise" tomorrow. But that's what people always say, of course. Trying to encourage one's wavering supporters and possible supporters by suggesting there's a big wave coming. Ah well. Not sure what I'm rooting for here.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Sadly, in the Democratic Party, they're all males...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 29, 2016 07:37 PM (BoQ04)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:38 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:39 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2016 07:39 PM (7wyDO)
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I'm rooting for Pestilence.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (Wa1o7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (YWJmU)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (dFi94)
Grammie I believe they've filled that position already.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (Wa1o7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: moviegique at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (CcUfv)
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Biff at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (RwvMB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (rB/gm)
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What's the one that comes after Pestilence? Death, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (Wa1o7)
Posted by: Fried Green Tomato Gander at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 07:44 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (dFi94)
..........
Charlie don't surf.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (K254S)
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94)
Mandatory diversity training. That's the one that'll kill ya.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (K254S)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (AEEhl)
Nancy Pelosi on leading House Democrats forward: "I know how to do this".
okay
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (sUP4M)
Now in this time of a roaring economy the Dems need to focus on the next big radical progressive issue (whatever that is).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Golfman at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (Wa1o7)
Posted by: R. DUKE at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (YWJmU)
I meant Palomino.
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (K254S)
Too late, I already sat on your face and can't hear you.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (Wa1o7)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (K254S)
I'm seriously thinking of sending Jerry Rivers a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: david letterman at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: no good deed at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (8J/Te)
A guy named Ryan gave us TFG. I'm done with that name, along with Clinton and Bush.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jill Stein at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (YWJmU)
Don't look at me, the bitch just won't die.
Posted by: Satan at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)
I don't see it. They still don't think their message is wrong
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (dpJ62)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fWLrt)
I'm with ya on that, in all honesty. Just thought the same-name thing was chuckle worthy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94)
Hey! What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (K254S)
Everyone be quiet. I think I just heard...nope, carry on.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (75WaT)
I posted the front page of Tim Ryan's website yesterday. If you want to see the leadership of the modern left on display, check it out.
If Ryan was an official spokesman for BLM, the PLO, or ISIS ? what would he say differently?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (BO/km)
*LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!*
You got nothing. NOTHING!!!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (fWLrt)
Oh, and to stay on topic, PLEASE keep Pelosi and give her even more power! Please.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (oj3tJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
The only person who could beat Pelosi would be a black, disabled tranny....
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (sUP4M)
An evil, black, disabled tranny?
Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0dBCs)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (/HC6x)
I Could Swear I've Seen Her Face Somewhere Before- a limerick
Tim Ryan thought the caucus had flipped
But it turns out he's going to get gypped.
It's coming up rosy
For Nancy Pelosi
The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
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No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94)
Ewwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (voOPb)
And she smelled of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts before...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (5sOEp)
I'm seriously thinking of sending Jerry Rivers a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (PY9jH
He is one of the most belligerently ignorant dumbfucks to ever get regular airtime.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
Funny how the leadership made out like bandits and we lost more ground to Carterflation.
Look for leadership to break out the three line Whip.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
That's why they call her "Old Haggis"
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
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No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94)
*draws sword*
It's on now, smarty pants.
Posted by: War at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (dpJ62)
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1)
Yes they were, and exactly right. There is only one cure for them.
Six. Feet. Under. Method, inconsequential.
"You don't understand. They will never stop. NEVER!!!!"
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (MHq1d)
He's definitely San Fran Nan trapped in a man's body.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7)
I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't.... Hey! Don't you dare, Trumpy! Don't you DARE do that. You hear me?
Hold it right there! You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble, Trumpy. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that... Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN. TRUMPY!!! TRUMPY!!!
Posted by: ryan vs ryan at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94)
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Hah!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (JmjOe)
I wonder if Hillary has bathed yet since the 8th.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi)
I've heard she normally smells like a shithouse door on a tuna boat.
Posted by: Bobs Tunaboat at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (5sOEp)
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You don't actually think they're going to count the ballots, do you?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (FYrz1)
She's going to be competing against younger liberal arts majors, so she'll try extra hard..
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (BoQ04)
Note the skew.
Reporting on the Columbus incident, they headlined it with a big screen graphic, saying "ISIS?" Note the question mark, as if it is an unknown.
They then showed his Facebook quote about leave us Muslims alone, but left off the name of the ISIS ID at its end. Nice edit, ABC. You are catching up with NBC.
As for Trump, they began with a pic of him looking mean of face, and the graphic under had the phrase about flag burning and the biggest font at the end, used for the word THREAT. The casual low information viewer sees MEAN TRUMP IS A THREAT.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
what a mellifluous and perfectly descriptive turn of phrase.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1)
Yes they were, and exactly right. There is only one cure for them.
Six. Feet. Under. Method, inconsequential.
"You don't understand. They will never stop. NEVER!!!!"
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (MHq1d)
Say what you like about my methods, but dammit I got results!
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (0mRoj)
Speak for yourself. I'd rather starve.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1)
They love them the same as the Palestinians love their children.
Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (4SgJh)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Stabby Buckeye at November 29, 2016 07:59 PM (Fp4vv)
Posted by: Mimzey at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf)
Braunschweiger on bread is all right every 10 years or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Dude at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (Sda6L)
https://twitter.com/Carrier
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3)
To make it fair, super voters are in play with the upcoming vote.
So it's one vote for Ryan. twenty votes for me.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (0mRoj)
Sometimes you just have to say: "What the fuck....."
...and chamber rounds.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (MHq1d)
I'm rotting for chaos.
And whoever wins, I may just get it!
So not tired of #Winning yet.
Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (+7EAV)
belligerently ignorant
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
what a mellifluous and perfectly descriptive turn of phrase.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Som's got wicked skills.
He stabbed a dude with an apostrophe once. True story.
'Geraldo Rivera, belligerently ignorant dumbfuck' needs to be added to the Style Book.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (zu88C)
But it turns out he's going to get gypped.
It's coming up rosy
For Nancy Pelosi
The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt"
Posted by: Muldoon
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I'm laughing too hard to count.
Somebody tell me that this is 140 characters or less.
This would go viral in a hearbeat.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (oj3tJ)
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough
For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition.
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (/DvFd)
Pretty close only if you consider "New England" a single state, which it kinda-sorta is.
Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (UmjAb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (voOPb)
I am humbled and honored by your recommendation.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (0mRoj)
He's not Progressive enough for this Democrat party.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0cKff)
Saw him interviewed a few days after he announced he was running. Sounded just like Hillarity, even used some of her talking points.He's as bad as Pelosi, he's just the type of Dem that lies about being a non-progressive.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (o/EW5)
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males!
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (6Ll1u)
You mean how did you miss that it's on that channel or how did you miss that he had a sitcom?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US.
https://twitter.com/Carrier
Posted by: NDH
Do you goys realize the gravity of this? I don't think you do. So allow me...
This is almost like how Iran released the hostages as soon as Reagan was sworn in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0mRoj)
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males!
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy)
I think they need to make a new political party!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (92kX2)
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
-- Old Kennedy dinosaurs.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tariq Hashhish at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (cOHS7)
https://twitter.com/Carrier
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3)
Psssttttt. Hey you, ....(D)emocrat.
...
He's not even the President yet.
How do you like us now?
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Stupid Braindead CA Voters at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (bYm0Q)
He's as bad as Pelosi, he's just the type of Dem that lies about being a non-progressive.
Yeah, Joanne.
Tim Ryan is...The Same Shit In A Different Diaper.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0cKff)
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males!
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy)
I think they need to make a new political party!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (92kX2)
The Dried Clams Party
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016
Got room for one more in there?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (aviWf)
This is almost like how Iran released the hostages as soon as Reagan was sworn in.
****
Ah hellz no! Just ask the twitterati: This is awful! How dare he pick winners and losers! How dare he offer incentives to just one specific company! How dare he!
What? We don't know the particulars yet?
Pfft. There' bitching and moaning to do!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (CjySC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0cKff)
Kinda sorta ...... yes.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Vendette at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (KEydC)
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough
For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition.
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff)
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Ya know, when I'm feeling bummed out about my life, that's a good list to perk me up. Things could always be worse.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (ZsN9X)
Did she tweet any support for the guy who flunked drivers' ed at THE Ohio State University?
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj)
The LBGTQYYSQRFTNLP
SUPERCALIFRAGILISIOUSEX
PIALADOCIOUSSESQUIPEDA
LIANFERROMAGNETICDIPOLE
MOMENT Party!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2)
Wait, what's good for the Leadership is good for The People.
Trickle Down.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (XoldI)
To elect a white, heterosexual male from one of the grubby flyover states that voted for Trump would be against everything that the Democratic Party stands for.
Nancy Now! Nancy Forever!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Sockpuppet at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (stTTh)
2017 is going to be an amazing year Sooth.
Before the election I said 2017 will be, regardless of the outcome of the election, will be the Year of the Purge.
I was referring to the right and people like Glenn Beck and Erickson's website. But now I'll include the Left, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH)
Ace went into the future to post this.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (tHwdc)
Impossible. I've been told that Teh Ewok totally doesn't have a time machine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (LuZz8)
Tim Ryan is every bit as leftist as she is but he's more attractive. The fact that he is unknown makes him more marketable to the LIVs. He can pretend to care about bitter-clingers and get away with it more easily.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (DW+jj)
If Trump has an SR-71 on standby, he just went up in my estimation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (92kX2)
https://twitter.com/Carrier
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy}"
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I don't know about anybody else but I am not tired of winning.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: teh Wind at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (x2bNT)
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2)
Same shit, different diaper.
I just made that up.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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It solidly skewers divisive dickheads.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (zu88C)
Make the margins a sandwich before heading to the barrel
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (gURv6)
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (sUP4M)
I'm pretty sure the bloody Romans never blew the margins.
Posted by: The People's Front of Judea at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (6Ll1u)
>> the same gym....
My God, what if they're Weinering in there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (92kX2)
Then fini! No more recounts.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (d76uN)
https://twitter.com/Carrier
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3)
CNBC - But but but when will Trump tank the stock market??
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (zu88C)
I just made that up.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff)
But,.... it fits.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 29, 2016 08:14 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 29, 2016 08:14 PM (XoldI)
Dude, you're in the barrel, manning the magnum gloryhole.
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (6uMKl)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km)
Seriously I heard him say that.
Warning. Sign.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh)
But it turns out he's going to get gypped.
It's coming up rosy
For Nancy Pelosi
The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt"
Posted by: Muldoon
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I'm laughing too hard to count.
Somebody tell me that this is 140 characters or less.
This would go viral in a hearbeat.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (oj3tJ)
I counted 151 (you have to include spaces and punctuation). I guess that's why you don't see limericks on Twitter.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7)
Then, we'll get the 2020's version of the Bathroom Wars and "It's for the children. Why do you hate children?"
Posted by: Skunky Choom at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (CbGSW)
Seriously I heard him say that.
Warning. Sign.
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Yeah.
He gay.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v)
I hope she donates her face for a reprint of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis--now, with eternal blinking!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2)
Look under the .... no wait, .. don't.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (8Qnh9)
...........
Does Tim use the same nipple rouge as Paul?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough
For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition.
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff)
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By "welfare careerists" do you mean the bureaucrats administering the programs? If so, you forgot the FSA.
And blacks. And feminists.
It may be a pathetic coalition, but it's a very big one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (/DvFd)
What happened to that other fkn Irish yayhoo that was running for President (D) ? ]
Manley? Mallard something?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM)
By "welfare careerists" do you mean the bureaucrats administering the programs?
Good point.
I forgot federal employees.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)
Seriously I heard him say that.
Warning. Sign.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh)
..................
Some staring going on in there, eh?
Maybe a little towel snapping?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (2WITp)
I just made that up.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff)
But,.... it fits.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (MHq1d)
Yeah, well, that depends.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Dems at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (YWJmU)
I want her to win so they stay ultra left, on the other hand I want her to lose for the schadenfreude of seeing her cry.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (ODxAs)
The Majority Leader in Congress will be named Paul Ryan;
The Minority Leader in Congress will be named Tim Ryan.
In the spirit of maximizing chaos, confusion and anarchy, I am now officially rooting for the guy! Imagine political writers trying to disentangle THAT mess!:
"In Congress today, Paul Ryan proposed lifting the restrictions on the ban on limiting filibuster rule updates. Tim Ryan said he's considering opposing the lifting of the restrictions. Ryan replied that he would ease the ban on the rule limits if Ryan agreed to limit the filibuster restrictions. Ryan replied that if the limits on the ban overrides the rule, then Ryan should promise Ryan not to filibuster the restrictions on the lifting of the limits. Ryan replied -- oh fuck it, I've lost track of who's who already, shit...."
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi)
Let her keep moving her party further to the left and keep watching the states turn on her. If they don't move towards the center they'll lose more of their standing in the federal government too.
Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo)
EPA plans to withdraw pollution regulations for seven Texas power plants http://bit.ly/2gDWj3w
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2)
EPA plans to withdraw pollution regulations for seven Texas power plants http://bit.ly/2gDWj3w
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (8Qnh9)
That's great. Only 56 states to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (92kX2)
"In Congress today, Paul Ryan proposed lifting the restrictions on the ban on limiting filibuster rule updates. Tim Ryan said he's considering opposing the lifting of the restrictions. Ryan replied that he would ease the ban on the rule limits if Ryan agreed to limit the filibuster restrictions. Ryan replied that if the limits on the ban overrides the rule, then Ryan should promise Ryan not to filibuster the restrictions on the lifting of the limits. Ryan replied -- oh fuck it, I've lost track of who's who already, shit...."
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi)
Mind if we call you Ryan just to keep it clear?
Posted by: Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
It was me. Either the long string of capitals or the inclusion of both mary poppins and chemistry terms in the same acronym.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2)
Shouldn't you be stuck to something in the Barrel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Your comment 158 is the culprit.
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
Mulberry?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: pontius pilate at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
*perks up* *really, really up*
Posted by: Totally Not Gay Barack at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (IqV8l)
O'Malley
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (8Qnh9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2)
******
I want to say Barell for you and MP4, but I can't.
I'll just adjust to the widened blog stance
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz
Oy, two "bottoms" in the House. I suppose they're both watching "requiem for a dream" for pointers on how to make ends meet
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi)
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Face it, they'll have to call them Timmy and Paulie.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (RIzwy)
Is not what Ace meant by GAINZ.
Who's responsible?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM)
Fixed for haiku.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (aAlFX)
Maybe a little towel snapping?
*first few bars of Careless Whisper*
Posted by: a mournful saxophone at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9)
bar only has dark eyes and mccormicks in the plastic bottles. There are
bottles of Val-U-rite, but it looks like someone could not make it to
the pit in the corner...
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (92kX2)
Quitcher bitchin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
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You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why....
HE'S COMING.
AND HELL'S COMING WITH HIM.
YOU HEAR ME?
HELL'S. COMING. WITH HIM!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9)
Well, couwdn't hwurt!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (92kX2)
Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9)
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Shut the thread down.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Paul Ryan
______
Technically, I'm not in Congress anymore.
Posted by: Dennis Hastert at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 29, 2016 08:28 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 29, 2016 08:28 PM (hCdMd)
Go bigly or go home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
Yeah, really. The recent donation drive at least afforded an upgrade from Popov.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Also Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (sK2fh)
What happened to that other fkn Irish yayhoo that was running for President (D) ? ]
Manley? Mallard something?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)
Malarkey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (auHtY)
Is not what Ace meant by GAINZ.
Who's responsible?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM)
******
Fixed for haiku.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016
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Thanks for the assist.
I suck at haikus so bad
Very much improved.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (6IPEM)
Mr. Wolf gave us the go-ahead.
And remember, you promised me a reach around.
Posted by: Tim Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (8b+oT)
Updated:
For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition.
--Black Lives Matter, an organization that riots and assassinates police officers
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
-- federal employees
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (0cKff)
Seriously I heard him say that.
Warning. Sign.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh)
That's what the kids tell him.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Tegl7)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)
McCloud?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (sK2fh)
I'd really like a scoop or two. That is good marketing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff)
Got willowed on the last thread...just bitching about what an incredible dipshit Jerry Rivers is. Saw him on Tucker Carlson and wondered how that narcissistic azzhole still has a job.
I'm loving TC's show, he invites idiots and eviscerates them!
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (ZsN9X)
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For the first time in my life, I'm proud of this blog.
Posted by: Oschisms' Schadenboner at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ZsN9X)
Chief?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (auHtY)
Oh, this is awesome. WZ has a story that an ice cream shop has a new flavor "Burn in Hell, Fidel." Chocolate and Cayenne.
I'd really like a scoop or two. That is good marketing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (92kX2)
You do NOT want to eat in the Barrel. Just trust me on this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (PY9jH)
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (YWJmU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chief Clifford at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (zu88C)
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0)
You and I have... different definitions of "Nice cans."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa
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Phone users hardest hit.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (oj3tJ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (8b+oT)
I hate those big white bars on the top and bottom of the comments.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (jV8Mq)
Updated:
For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition.
--Black Lives Matter, an organization that riots and assassinates police officers
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU
--illegal residents
--muslim radicals
--welfare careerists
--the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members)
-- millenials and other immature idiots
-- federal employees
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (0cKff)
The scary part is that it's so close to a majority.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0)
You and I have... different definitions of "Nice cans."
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I think he means he's seen her pantry. Cans of peas. Nice ones.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (Nox3c)
True, but they are not homogeneous and they are not even close to being on the same page. Every setback, has them at each others throats.
...and I fucking love it.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)
Mitchell!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (zu88C)
Blue Dog Dems out there until Stretch Pelosi ran her progressives
against them in the primaries. That sort of nonsense has been killing
her party in state legislatures and statehouses.
Let her keep moving her party further to the left and keep watching
the states turn on her. If they don't move towards the center they'll
lose more of their standing in the federal government too.
Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo)
Did Pelosi do a McConnell on the Blue Dogs? I thought it was Obamacare that did ' em in.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT)
Do they also get tucked into her belt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (BS8yt)
The average "working person" has no place nor any interest in today's Democrat party.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff)
That's OK, because they're trying hard to reduce the number of working people.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Dennis Hopper is dead
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (BS8yt)
It's not looking good. Early night and possibly afternoon for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)
The Democrats have a coalition of Scum and Villainy.
I also forgot this cohort of the Democrat Coalition: Men who pretend to be women (and are usually Level II sex offenders) and want to use woman's bathrooms.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (dKiJG)
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I was just talking about this with my therapist of all people. If The Notorious DJT manages to enforce some immigration laws and repeal Obamacare, that will be the biggest shot in the arm the labor market could possibly see. That sense of financial insecurity will abate and the whole country will be less anxious and depressed.
(I realize Carrier may be more of a trade thing, but I remain a free trader in theory for goods. Perfectly happy to abandon those ideals to get immigration enforcement, though.)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (stTTh)
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Now that Kanye has officially gone insane, it would be funnier for him to marry Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (o/90i)
Just goes to show you what arrogant assholes they are - they think they'll wipe the floor with Bowtie Guy.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (J+eG2)
If so, not a hot enough place in hell for Choom Boy. Active duty military and veterans will be furious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Joanne
_________
Couldn't have been that. They had me.
Posted by: Low Information President at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (RIzwy)
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....)
is there some folk-lore I never learned about here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh)
lose more of their standing in the federal government too.
Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo)
They have nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (v0Gca)
hotness: 4/5
Updated 3 hr 59 min ago
Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10.
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is this real life?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (o/EW5)
From what I understand, one of the last blue dog Dems left in Congress is... Loretta Sanchez.
I think she's tolerated because she was elected in Orange County CA, and Dems know if it wasn't her it would be another B-1 Bob Dornan.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (u8kLQ)
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....)
is there some folk-lore I never learned about here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh)
Well, Lassie got a can of Krylon and Nancy Pelosi got some peas...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (92kX2)
hotness: 4/5
Updated 3 hr 59 min ago
Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10.
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is this real life?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)
is this just fantasy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (Tyii7)
MacGuyver AND McCloud!??!?!?
..........dooood.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (MHq1d)
"It's unclear how long the hearing might last. Judge Valerie Bailey-Rihn
says the proceeding will go until people fall asleep and she has blocked
off Wednesday to continue the hearing."
Too bad the Packers played last night instead of tonight. This thing would already be wrapped up and tied with a bow.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Barky at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9)
hotness: 4/5
Updated 3 hr 59 min ago
Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10.
Pumpkin Spice is extra, I take it.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)
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I...don't know how.
Posted by: Millenial Slacker at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Eyegore at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (J+eG2)
So no one is going to fix the margins.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Why can't the margins just be big and natural ?
Why are you forcing unrealistic expectations of thin-ness on the margins?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)
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Hillary is expanding the map.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BS8yt)
* thinks *
Is there a yellow dog anywhere around in Kentucky that would like to run for the U.S. Senate?
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9)
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Eliz Warren's rant on the Senate floor was hilarious. The woman is not just a fraud, she's a subversive mish.
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (MHq1d)
Can it be possible? Have we really got a president who will do what he said he would do?
Anyway, Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.
Posted by: MTF at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (sCBEO)
She certainly cleaned a lot of Dems out of the house.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (XoldI)
Not hot. Maybe warm for her. But not hot.
Posted by: Barky at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)
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I...don't know how.
Posted by: Millenial Slacker at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (ZsN9X)
I bet Can Opener Girl could do it!
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9)
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Dammit man! You crossed the streams!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2)
Also hilarious today was The Dumbest Person In The Senate's remarks on Pres-elect Trump.
Patty Murray said Trump was distracting the people with his tweets.
She said, "It's called 'Look at the birdieee," and extended her arm and made this weird gesture with her hand to pretend it was a bird.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (0cKff)
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff)
It was a glitch..... a technical malfunction.
Why won't anyone believe me!!!!!
Posted by: Elizabeth I. Gus Fauxchohantus at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (RIzwy)
Sorry, dead, can't run. But I'll be voting!
Posted by: Zombie Old Yeller at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT)
Do they also get tucked into her belt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2)
Yeah Baby! I'm a motorboating sonofabitch....
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (ej1L0)
Can it be possible? Have we really got a president who will do what he said he would do?
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So does this mean Trump's first 100 days have started? Sure seems like it.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (/DvFd)
Are blown
And I am
Forced to write
In short sentences
2 B readable
What's the
Best space movies?
I say
The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (0cKff)
Maybe she needed Sandy Duncan and Lambchop to illustrate her point better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (C9pBZ)
Heh ..... from a marble-rolling retard.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (MHq1d)
Between dividing up the dwindling pies of the CBC and the Progressives Caucus, the Dems look very much like the crew of the Titanic rearranging deck chairs as their ship goes down.
Glub, glub, mofos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (smOe5)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)
IIRC,Pelosi was elected leader in 2006 on the promise to clean house.
She certainly cleaned a lot of Dems out of the house.
Posted by: davidt
She used the Spaceballs vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
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Sketch the trees and the daffodils.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)
This is going to be a presidency like we've never seen. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Fun as hell.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (DW+jj)
Best space movies?
I say
The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle
_____________
Busty Invaders from Mars
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)
Great movie.
Best? Tough one.
Wrath of Khan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (smOe5)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (yTnCT)
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....)
is there some folk-lore I never learned about here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh)
Southern terms for Democrats after reconstruction. Here's a link:http://tinyurl.com/gtreclg
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (BS8yt)
With an audience of national voters, Pelosi's one of the most recognized and most unpopular Democrats. She has to stay!
Not to mention her repeated failures to get back the House after 2010, despite issuing take-it-to-the-bank guarantees of success every two years, are turning into one of those great running jokes of American politics. Keep the laff riot rolling!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM)
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Alien
Aliens
2001 A Space Odyssey
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (JmjOe)
I liked Independence Day when it came out. I don't know it it's still good to me, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff)
Schindler's List
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff)
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff)
Liz Warren: Him no big chief of mine. This squaw on warpath to drive him from my happy hunting grounds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (auHtY)
Let me bring you love from the field:
poppies red and roses filled with summer rain.
To heal the wound and still the pain
that threatens again and again
as you drag down every lover's lane.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (b/fp8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (smOe5)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Afroman at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (dXUZR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (C9pBZ)
I won't mention porn parody space movies.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: The Margins at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5)
Think it was mine with the acronym. Search for ferromagnetic or supercali.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (smOe5)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle
My fave. Especially, when I want to push the outside of the envelope.
"You ready to put the spurs to her, baby? Just put this here in the bunk and wang 'er down."
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:41
It's hysterical. They really are that dumb that they appear on his show. too bad TC went nice on his buddy Geraldo, he gave him greif but Geradldo did his boubletalk and TC let him off on that.
Professional courtesy I suppose. I detest Geraldo.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: MTF at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (sCBEO)
Injuries. Fatalities would be good. These are America's enemies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
I’m pleased as punch to see the History Channel is back to doing what it does best, chiefly what-if pseudohistory and Hitler. I enjoyed their “Templars in America” show and was jazzed that the Kensington Runestone might be a land claim chiseled by a 14th Century Cistertian monk from Gotland and not a hoax made by a Swedish farmer. Don’t even care if it’s true. And tonight – “Hunting Hitler”! Please please please let there be Nazis on the Moon.
I pity people like Boulder Terlit Hobo who have to weave their historical narrative threads on a rigid framework of “facts”.
My favorite History Channel tropes:
Nazis in space
Secret Nazi technology
Hitler was Totes Gay and a Blow Monkey
Remnant populations carrying on ancient traditions (see human sacrifice at Cohokia)
Ancienter civilizations that predate ancient civilizations
Travels to the new world that predate even the Vikings
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (EnKk6)
No but seriously, the Democrats are moving forward on the idea that the election meant Nothing.
The Democrats are planning on to continue their same agenda full steam ahead.
According to the Democrats, the 2016 election was a mandate for them.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (b/fp8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
Darn fine movie. And considering how annoying Chris Tucker was, oddly prophetic about popular culture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (BS8yt)
Choice. Very. Choice.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (dnWSK)
Sunshine
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (92kX2)
Fun fact: The eponymous Carrier Dome stadium in Syracuse, NY is NOT air-conditioned!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)
Except Charleton Heston.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (stTTh)
( *GlaDOS voice* )
Thank you.
Margin reset protocol initiated.
Margins restored.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (PRtT5)
The Democrats are planning on to continue their same agenda full steam ahead.
Who knows? They are probably gambling on this being an aberration and people being enraged with or horrified by Donald Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (39g3+)
I just came up with a new excuse for OSU Somali islamic terrorist:
Impaired driver.
Hey now! He ain't no fellow yellow! Quit appropriating my culture! PLUS he's a dude!
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (sUP4M)
It was quite sophisticated
and technologically accurate
for 1950.
I think it was based on a
Heinlein story.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (zu88C)
We will never agree on the best ever space movie. But all 7.5 billion people gee that Aeon Flux was the worst.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5)
158
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2)
Wide mouth barrel time?
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Mona at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (dnWSK)
I don't think Dennis Quaid has ever made a bad movie, InnerSpace notwithstanding.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (b/fp8)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
Same here. Very well done, I thought.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj)
Agreed. And, there's always a chance that a relatively intact print of the original director's cut may be uncovered...
If you're not familiar with GoodBadFlicks, he did a nice 13 minute retrospective on Event Horizon.
https://youtu.be/aR3hfLz5LhE
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (b/fp
Hey, it had Sam Cooke songs in it. Hard to hate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff)
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Then stop putting your dick in them.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (JmjOe)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
not the best, of course, and slow as hell, but I don't care I like it.
When I got our 60" screen TV the first Sci fi movie I watched was TMP
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (XoldI)
Battle Beyond the Stars with Robert Vaughn
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (0cKff)
From what I understand, one of the last blue dog Dems left in Congress is... Loretta Sanchez.
I think she's tolerated because she was elected in Orange County CA,
and Dems know if it wasn't her it would be another B-1 Bob Dornan.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (u8kLQ)
She's not a blue dog, she's a liberal. And she's a very, very stupid person. She's tolerated because she's a great cheater.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM)
Very great movie. The commentary track with James Lovell and his wife is also really interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (92kX2)
Aetius451AD to The Barrel, please. Aetius451AD, please report to The Barrel for confinement and re-education regimen. You will be made to care.
Thank you.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (PRtT5)
Ice Pirates cracked me up, but its not a very good movie. Its like Spaceballs, dumb and silly but fun
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)
I hate fucking chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff)
Chuck Heston: Tell me about it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (92kX2)
Only "antiferromagnetic" will undo the damage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)
Anyone remember the internet ten years ago, 2006?
We were amused by a crazy cartoon frog racing around and went "a ding-ding-ding-ding..."
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (dnWSK)
Check the fuckers' ID. FTW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (o/90i)
Ditto. He's such a dirty-birdie.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Slab Bulkhead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Blast Hardcheese
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (EnKk6)
Margin reset protocol initiated.
Margins restored.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse
At some point you may wanna just shitcan the comment entirely pour encourager , just sayin.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (uE6ah)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Slab Bulkhead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Blast Thickneck
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (FlRtG)
Crush Brickstone
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (0cKff)
There have been worse movies than "Muppets From Space"
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (BS8yt)
Ireland is one of the stops on the circuitous route of transfers which Google uses to carefully sanitize its European profits of taxation exposure.
The fact that Google backed Hillary enormously, both in terms of cash contributions and also in terms of in-kind donations of technical staff efforts to the Clinton data-mining operation, should not be lost on the interested observer.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (DW+jj)
Slab Squatthrust
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (0cKff)
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He really did. He was in a ton of stuff. I think half of the shows in the 50's used him. There was something about him. Grace, maybe.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (JmjOe)
SPOILER
Was she alive or was it some induced fantasy she was having and her landing the beach meant that she died and she was in Heaven because you keep hearing NASA trying to contact her.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (zu88C)
Apparently every SF movie that comes out and that someone anywhere sees is the next 2001. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM)
That's apples and oranges. I haven't seen Interstellar, but I liked both The Right Stuff and Gravity. And Apollo 13.
Gravity was important because it set a new standard for realism in cinematic depictions of spaceflight, as 2001 did in 1968 and Destination Moon did in 1950.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM)
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Haven't seen Interstellar, but Gravity was aptly named.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/)
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Aww. sweet.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (zu88C)
It's interesting. At first I thought that Mumbles McConaughey was a bad casting but he grows on you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Om16U)
With the poor guy that gets cut in half.
I'm still upset about seeing that.
Also saw Moonlight. It's an Indie pic. Won a lot of awards.
Has anyone seen that one?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)
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Well, he knew how to rock the topper and ascot, for one. I just saw him the other night in a Fred Astaire movie. One of the most singular voices ever.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (BS8yt)
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You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment?????
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (EnKk6)
==============================
Yes, you're right.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U)
I loved/hated Europa Report.
*Spoilers, maybe*
Really cool idea and realistic dangers. I just hate anything that signals that kind of "and then they shut down the space program" vibe.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (noWW6)
Yeah, with James Caviezel. I liked it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (0F67M)
Aetius451AD to The Barrel, please. Aetius451AD, please report to The
Barrel for confinement and re-education regimen. You will be made to
care.
Thank you.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (PRtT5)
Sez the guy who mocks and moons the barrel. Have you no shame, sir?! *said in girly Keef Olberdouche voice*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U)
with jim caviezel, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (sK2fh)
You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment?????
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
Well, you *do* have to ignore orbital planes, and pretend that all spacecraft are sharing the same orbit.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: John T at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI)
LOL. Yes, she's been around since the year dot!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff)
Liz Warren: Him no big chief of mine. This squaw on warpath to drive him from my happy hunting grounds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:52
Sounds like Lizzie undermining democracy to me. Which I'm sure she's happy to do.
But Trump did by holding out to see if the election was honest?
What a hypocrite.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (o/90i)
If I were Stanley Kubrick, I would have been just beyond furiously, mindbendingly angry at Peter Hyams for making such a horrible sequel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (u8kLQ)
I kinda looked at it as "Beowulf in Space"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (smOe5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Who remembers MAD Magazine's "2001 Minutes of a Space Idiocy"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (zu88C)
I kinda looked at it as "Beowulf in Space"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It IS Beowulf in every sense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (1G5R8)
You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment?????
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM
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And the whole tether line stupidity. What exactly was the force ripping him away from her?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Moshe at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: John T at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI)
*tosses grenade at comment*
My husband was just asked what the best movie (in the theater) was he saw this year.
#1 "13 Hours"
#2 "Range 15"
How many of you morons have seen the second one?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj)
Asteroid mining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (IqV8l)
and I can't pass up on the obvious "Next week on Monday Night Football" joke here....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (zu88C)
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I don't remember that part, just the "final transmission".
Because of course they sent another mission out there to punch that alien in the junk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (EnKk6)
I've said it before, he is one of the few politicians that never lost any respect in my eyes.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (PY9jH)
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It's not available on Netflix yet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (6IPEM)
I always preferred SENATOR. I worked so very, very hard for the title.
Posted by: Babs Boxer at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (CL76w)
Romney's looking at the camera and seems as if he wants to type out in morse code with his eyelids, "HELP ME" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (u8kLQ)
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All the Spidey heads alone would be worth it.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (JmjOe)
the original hellary
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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You just fixed that whole damn movie for me. : )
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (JmjOe)
I was hoping they'd really shoot themselves in the ass and pick Keith Ellison, but keeping Pelosi is good too.
Picking Ryan would make life too confusing for their MSM allies, who would constantly have to distinguish between the good Ryan minority leader and the bad Ryan majority leader. For the record, I'm not nuts about either Ryan.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Evil-Bun-Bun at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DngKa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tOcW/)
Margin reset protocol initiated.
Margins restored.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: OregonMuse
At some point you may wanna just shitcan the comment entirely pour encourager , just sayin.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (1G5R
My double-barrelled comments of 11/19 were shitcanned entirely. Very cruel, very cruel. And I spent TWO HOURS in the Barrel for that.
Life is very unfair.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (ppaKI)
Not with Curly Joe Rita
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (y3aQB)
And the whole tether line stupidity. What exactly was the force ripping him away from her?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (aAlFX)
Why, gravity, of course.
That was actually accurate. If one of them was closer to Earth than the other, their orbital speeds would be different, and they would be pulled apart.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (92kX2)
With tactical nukes? Hell, yeah!
Posted by: LCDR Sheridan at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (jV8Mq)
It's every bit as good as it sounds
Wait, did I say good? I meant bad.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (VSenK)
Love Jack Reacher, read all the books.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (o/EW5)
I went out to get the mail this afternoon, and there's an arachnid living in my mailbox.
I suppose it's a Federal crime if I set it on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951)
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That's easy, Captain. Ryan is blue on his right and red on his left. The other Ryan is red on his right and blue on his left. Totally different races!
*the two Ryans get into a knife fight on the bridge*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/)
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Fenelon, this is great news! I was thinking of her all day. Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C)
Thank you so much, OM
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM)
Well one thing about that dinner, you know the bar bill won't be bad.
"Waiter, Mr. Romney and I will have another glass of water."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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You just fixed that whole damn movie for me. : )
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)
I imagine a space-suit clad space-marine actually yelling out "JUNK PUNCH!" just before doing so.
(thwap!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (sK2fh)
Not Dolly herself, though. She's had so much plastic surgery, she only melted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (8ikIW)
yeah, like Ike loved Tina
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (v0Gca)
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i barely remember the Apollo landings and wonder if my children will see a man walk on the Moon.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Stretch Drillpress
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (0cKff)
Indeed. The modern dims are unable to think outside of identity groups.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (C9pBZ)
Because they caused the economy and jobs situation.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (kCDOM)
I love Jack Reacher.
Jack Reacher is a literary friend of mine.
You,Tom Cruise.....are no Jack Reacher.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (o/EW5)
I suppose it's a Federal crime if I set it on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (PY9jH)
Live dangerously. Fry that sucker!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6)
Ryan, we're getting too old for this!
Posted by: Ryan at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (jV8Mq)
I've said it before, he is one of the few politicians that never lost any respect in my eyes.
Posted by: Make America Great Again
What did he ever do? I remember from my childhood the relentless mockery of him on tv. Older and wiser, I'm guessing that it was mostly unjustified, leftist d-baggery. but he was never really conspicuous as someone who ever did anything significant. As Johnny Carson joked before he was selected, "Bush is running - now he'll have to find someone with even less charisma than he has". Seriously, what makes Quayle worthy of a position in this administration, which needs people who will shake things up radically?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (rH4JY)
Centripetal acceleration....
If they were moving away from each other the tether would be kept taut and would impart rotation to the two masses around the center of mass.
Or a fvcking Balrog was hexing them....not sure which.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (0cKff)
He's for every one of us!
Stand for every one of us!
He save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty
Flash!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Ass too small.
Posted by: Kanye at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (BS8yt)
remember BEAKER?
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (BS8yt
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"We have studied your historical documents."
Lets hope they never study the comments here.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX)
I also heard on Facebook, Dollywood is on fire.
And three people have died in Tennessee.
I'm sure the MFM will ignore it. After all, "hillbillies," flyover country.
Prayers for all suffering with the fires, and may the arsonists be caught and brought to justice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (u8kLQ)
So what is the status of the recounts now?. I haven't been following the performance on the Steinway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tOcW/)
Stein put up the $3.5 mil for the WI recount, a judge is hearing the case for a hand recount.
Deadlines next week for MI and PA.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (u8kLQ)
The gin is for Priebus. If he's not drinking because those two aren't, I'll bet he really wants a drink right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (P8951)
Of course they will. Then that man will get back in the lander and chart a course home to Earth, to the People's Republic of China.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Does Saudi finance CNN?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (tOcW/)
Plus it's Christmasy
Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (8ikIW)
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Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (EZDs2)
I was hoping they'd really shoot themselves in the ass and pick Keith Ellison, but keeping Pelosi is good too.
Picking Ryan would make life too confusing for their MSM allies, who would constantly have to distinguish between the good Ryan minority leader and the bad Ryan majority leader. For the record, I'm not nuts about either Ryan.
Posted by: DonnaV(deplorably brandishing ampersandsand so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951)
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All good points, but I think the Dems know they have to do something about the "Reagan Democrats" that went to Trump. If they want to get back the Midwest, they have to find a way to appeal to those bitter, clinging-to-their-guns white guys (and women!).
I think they are going to dump Pelosi.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (R+30W)
Crank Piston
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Sad. If there was a trashcan on fire in NYC, the MFM would be covering it breathlessly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: fixerupper
I've reached for John Travolta's crotch once or twice. And I've ... never mind.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (rH4JY)
Apparently every SF movie that comes out and that someone anywhere sees is the next 2001. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM
Gravity was odd. It tried hard, but, Sandra Bullock and Clooney weren't convincing as astronauts. It was just Bullock and Clooney... in a soap opera in space. Interstellar was an interesting watch, but ultimately frustrating. The parts that dealt with time dilation etc were good, but too much of the flick was taken taken up with filler, shoehorned character development, excess subplots and forced tension and... yak, yak, yak. Plus eye rolling, forced symbolism and what near the end. It tried to pack too much in and tries too hard to be deep and meaningful.
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (CL76w)
Jack Reacher is a literary friend of mine.
You,Tom Cruise.....are no Jack Reacher.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe)
What?! I think he did a pretty good job in the first movie. I was skeptical but was won over. Very action packed, great screenplay. The chick wasn't right for the lawyer, but nonetheless I liked it a lot.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (o/EW5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (EnKk6)
"We have studied your historical documents."
Lets hope they never study the comments here.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX)
I'd be fine with a group of relentless conservatives with advanced technology who come on a pilgrimage to the birthplace of the great prophet- Ronald Reagan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (92kX2)
I thought she missed the deadlines? So there's still a chance the Dems could pull out a fraud?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (P8951)
Reince: "Waiter, i'll have three G&T's"
Mitt & Donny: "That's OK, we don't drink"
Reince: "I know."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: mortwing plover at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C)
Personally, I prefer something like the ending of "Year of the Dragon" - the two of them running towards each other while shooting and screaming incoherently.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6)
Ah, but only one of them does Crossfit!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (0cKff)
"Tonight, on Action News 5
The Clown Faced Spider living in one Local Woman's Mail Box. Has it already laid its eggs in her Grocery Circulars?
We'll go live to Jane Doh's Cul-de-Sac to Investigate."
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (o/EW5)
Rosamund Pike is beautiful though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (92kX2)
Lets hope they never study the comments here.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX)
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How do you think Ace got/has/Will Get/Used to Have/Shall have been having his time machine?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EZDs2)
Centripetal acceleration....
If they were moving away from each other the tether would be kept taut and would impart rotation to the two masses around the center of mass.
Or a fvcking Balrog was hexing them....not sure which.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (42Mgr)
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I thought centripetal acceleration was always toward the center of the circle?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX)
We'll go live to Jane Doh's Cul-de-Sac to Investigate."
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa)
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You know what you need to do.
Posted by: Ellen Ripley at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (0cKff)
Fistfight in West Hollywood? Breaking News coverage. Massive fire or tragedy in Orange County? Meh, maybe they'll get to it, maybe they wont. It's obvious that too many of the producers only care about news in San Fernando Valley, because that's where *they* live.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (CL76w)
Shep Smith is DEAD??!!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (PY9jH)
He spoke common sense and got ridiculed for it. Honestly, in my eyes he's just a stand up guy and we could use people like that.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Especially when she trots down the stairs.
Why do I want some Jello right now?
Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Freelance Organ Harvester at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (zu88C)
Or Chunk Stumpman.
Whatever you like.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (6IPEM)
Dirk Crossbeam
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (0cKff)
Deadlines next week for MI and PA.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (XoldI)
Hee! It's actually going to cost her more, closer to 3.9 million. But they'll let her pay the balance at a later date. The other jerk-off el fuego whatever dropped out.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (o/EW5)
I think Trump just finished his dinner with Romney.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Trump Has Romney For Dinner
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (6IPEM)
And Reince Priebus just slipped away to the bar for a double.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (PY9jH)
& Curly had a stroke & was wheelchair bound !
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08
Awesome, I was rooting for them.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Buck Naked at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (v0Gca)
How do you think Ace got/has/Will Get/Used to Have/Shall have been having his time machine?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EZDs2)
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How many arms does Ace have?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (MQZBa)
Or Chunk Stumpman.
Whatever you like.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Either way it's a GREAT baby name.
You can't get mad at Stump.
Or Chunk.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (dKiJG)
****
I dunno, I think that horse may have already left the barn. I mean, why would a corporation risk bringing the home office back if a demonrat wins in 4 years? They would probably face new rules to prevent it leaving again and additional penalties. They may bring some money back, though.
What it will do is keep companies that are considering leaving a reason to stay.
Posted by: Lymond at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (2mv+1)
Immaculator Jones
Bask in that for a moment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:37 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX)
I think it is the force that pulls objects into circular orbits, so I guess it would be tangential to the center....
But my money is on the Balrog....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:37 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (Tyii7)
Nothing beats Cotton Mather and his father Increase Mather.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (0cKff)
Keep it up Liealotta. Keep it up.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (BS8yt)
Galaxy Quest was awesome.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX)
Oh...shit. I think you are correct. The sum of the forces is tangential, but the centripetal acceleration would have to be what you said.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (42Mgr)
"We have studied your historical documents."
Lets hope they never study the comments here.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX)
Alien textbook:
"There are many strange nooks and crannies in this thing the humans call 'the Internet.' One exceptionally odd place, a so-called 'smart military blog' seems obsessed with female breasts, firearms, human attire known as 'assless chaps' and an apparent explosive device called 'Kaboom.' Whether 'Kaboom' is related to the assless chaps we can not tell."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951)
So Galaxy Quest for me.
BTW "Outlander" was really good. So disappointed to find the TV show wasn't a spinoff.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM
Too much exposition. Too much "tell" not enough "show". I don't mind weird stuff and what-the-hell, particularly in this sort of movie, but it depicted weird shit and instead of leaving a mystery that you could ponder he explained every fucking thing and the answer was fucking stupid.
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (Om16U)
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Yes! We just watched it for the first time about a month ago, the whole family. We laughed through the whole thing.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (tOcW/)
I liked aspects of Oblivion, like those one eyed droids, and the sense of isolation. But I was pissed off by the fact that Cruise went for the ugly chick instead of the English girl, who was about 10x hotter. There was also creeping libtardism involved, ie. "Those deformed characters that you thought were the bad guys? They're actually the good guys. Because being ugly, deformed and unsanitary automatically means you are virtuous and oppressed". It's the sort of thing that elicits an eye roll.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (rH4JY)
Edge Thrustfast
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (M3DRt)
Centripetal force, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (MQZBa)
===
Joyless Blonde With Ten Year Old Boy Haircut Grinds Through Another Story Of Stupidity While Hating Self, Life
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (v0Gca)
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (2pVFZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (hVdx9)
Chuck Nailgun
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:44 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:44 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (v0Gca)
Oh...shit. I think you are correct. The sum of the forces is tangential, but the centripetal acceleration would have to be what you said.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (42Mgr)
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I can't really remember and am too lazy to find out so I'm going with the Balrog.He had a whip of fire which hella better than a tether.
My new President might be part Balrog, so yes definitely going with Balrog
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: teej at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (JEx0Z)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Obama the Malignant at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (75WaT)
The first season was pretty good, but then it got silly.
I preferred the episodes where they were actually flying in space, rather than stuck on some dumb planet.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (zu88C)
Blast Firelog
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (v0Gca)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Om16U)
The night of the long knives is starting.
Too bad, I was really looking forward to Clinton in 2020.
Posted by: rayj at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (CcNKG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (uHcnA)
I could cry. MeAgain saying "hurricane force winds." The hell???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (PY9jH)
Smokey Tailpipe
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951)
---'-
And the barrel. What would they make of the barrel?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Sometimes I think Obama is a black Leslie Nielsen, and people don't realize he's meant to be comic relief.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (CcNKG)
Centripetal force, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (kCDOM)
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So what was the force pulling them apart?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (rH4JY)
Ain't nothing funny about Choom Boy. He's like a disease.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (MQZBa)
"In 1986, he was committed to a psychiatric unit after a fit of rage stemming from his non-selection for the All-Star Game, but also played a key role as Boston nearly won the World Series. "
So...pretty much a typical pitcher.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Om16U)
If you don't look at it through our jaded conservative eyes it was above average. Of course the human was the unreasonable dickish guy until shown better by the alien.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (M3DRt)
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Patriarchy!!!! Only another $5M in donations can right this wrong!
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM
In AoSHQ, Barrel makes things of you.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (CcNKG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)
Rex Thumbscrew
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (0cKff)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (aAlFX)
Ok...I think I remember.
Imagine swinging a ball on a string around your head.
The centripetal force is the string pulling the ball into a circular orbit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0cKff)
Judge denies Stein's manual recount request.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (/DvFd)
Eat it, Hillary. WI Electoral votes will not be blocked.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Keith - not a one-named troll at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (v0Gca)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Clive Cussler at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (zu88C)
In AoSHQ, Barrel makes things of you.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (CcNKG)
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* quickly breaks eye contact and runs away*
Posted by: The guy hoping the barrel didn't notice him at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (v0Gca)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (JmjOe)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (piSQU)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
hehehe... that's what i was thinking
Never saw the movie, but depending on how the two orbits of the two items concerned are oriented, if one is inside the other, with the right orbital arguments so that one's perigee is smaller than the other's by a larger amount than the first's apogee is larger than the second's, then the second would be falling towards earth "faster" than the first, at least for a certain segment of their orbits, and so it would appear from the orbital frame that the two orbits were "pulling" apart. The force involved is still, as in all orbital mechanics questions, gravity. Centrifugal/centripetal "forces" are just ephemera.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Ass Madigan at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C)
I liked Oblivion more than I thought I would.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (sK2fh)
...by their delusional feelings based politics."
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 10:03 PM (Tyii7)
The centripetal force is the string pulling the ball into a circular orbit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (42Mgr)
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He appeared to be pulled in a 'straight line" direction and moved away with no orbital motion.
It was probably just the "doucheness' of Clooney being repelled rapidly
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (ah5Ar)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (rH4JY)
The Custodian.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (Tegl7)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (XoldI)
Centrifugal. Which, for some reason, is an 'imaginary' force. I don't remember why.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (y3aQB)
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Lemme guess. Auto-erotic asphyxiation with some manner of muscle magazine on his lap?
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (Tegl7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and I would catch it.
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (JmjOe)
https://tinyurl.com/z78fmdk
Posted by: Evilpens
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JILL STEIN WANTS A HAND JOB!
WHEN DOES SHE WANT IT?
NOW!!!
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
I think October Sky had star billing down at Cheeta's Exotic Dance before they lost their liquor license.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (vU79J)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Tariq Hashhish at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (8b+oT)
meet my fundraising targets, and wasn't paying my Democratic Party dues, that I owed the party $300,000.00, and on top of that nobody could stand me because I was an attention whore and was always trying to cut in line in the party seniority order despite having no legislative accomplishments.
I'll never forget that final hearing in the Star Chamber. She curled her lip and said, "Will no-one rid me of this spermulant creep?"
But anyway, my understanding is that some junior leadership positions are opening up, and times have changed, and maybe it's time for another look at Weiner.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (piSQU)
Posted by: Your name in basic at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2016 10:12 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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It's at kiss my ass o'clock.
Posted by: Princess Tiana at November 29, 2016 10:13 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (piSQU)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:13 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:14 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:15 PM (PRtT5)
Centrifugal. Which, for some reason, is an 'imaginary' force. I don't remember why.
Posted by: t-bird
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Ok, we've Newton's first law, centrifugal force, and centripetal force combined here, for an answer of
Schrodinger's Balrog...
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:14 PM (8b+oT)
"Ever got your tie caught in one 'a them fax machines? Yeah... do that with your junk, it's like, 100 times worse.... But, it's for the ladies, so..."
(grrrrrrScreeeeee....VrrVrrrVrrrVrrrVrrr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Crusader at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (sK2fh)
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One of the Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series? Maybe
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Esch at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (m75mf)
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Shiggz at November 30, 2016 12:16 PM (G7wcY)
The Dims are keeping the alienating, ineffectual, half-brain-dead stooge as minority leader in the House of Reps??
YES!!!
It's hard to imagine how this election cycle can get much better.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (dDOWg)
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