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White House: Election Vote Tally "Accurately Reflects the Will of the American People"

Lord God King Obama issuing this bull kind of takes the wind out of the sails of all the lunatic Democrats claiming a Russian Hack.

Jill Stein is seeking recounts in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania -- blue states that President-elect Trump carried by thin red margins. The presidential nominee of the Green Party, Stein points to "very troubling news" about the cybersecurity of those state's voting systems.

The Stein campaign is aggressively fundraising and has set a goal of $7 million to fund the recounts. But the administration insists that no foreign government meddled in American elections.


Rumors about Russian hacks reflect a greater strategy to undermine American institutions, the White House told the New York Times.

"The Kremlin probably expected that publicity surrounding the disclosures that followed the Russian government-directed compromises of emails from U.S. persons and institutions," the administration said in a statement, "including from U.S. political organizations, would raise questions about the integrity of the election process that could have undermined the legitimacy of the president-elect."

In other words, Moscow undoubtedly hoped that Clinton campaign emails released by WikiLeaks would make it seem like the digital strength of ballot boxes were jeopardized.

It's interesting to speculate about Stein's motives. Some have noted her ever-escalating ask as far as fund-raising for the recount, and have suggested a money-making motive.

There are other possibilities, obviously. Being a leftist, Stein is surely aghast that Donald Trump has been made president and will be personally carrying out hate crimes against individual minority families by random draw from a huge cauldron filled with names.

But the Green Party is also threatened by Trump's win -- third parties can only get votes if people are convinced there's not much harm in tossing a vote to a third party. With many now blaming Stein for the Hillary loss, this may be a bid to boost goodwill towards the Green Party, and to dampen vindictive feelings towards them.

The left never got over Ralph Nader "stealing" the 2000 election from Al Gore. This may be an effort by the Greens to preserve their current level of political (non-) viability.

Which also gets at fundraising. Any big-league donor on the left who gave to the Greens might be very reluctant to do so in the future once Donald Trump begins roving the streets with leather-and-machete gangs of biker punks, like The Humungus in Road Warrior.

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM




Comments

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1 Trump in chaps with no pants.Do NOT want to see.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 06:20 PM (r/0kC)

2 Jill secretly hopes Trump grabs her pussy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

3 We should find a way to strike back at Mother Gaia whenever the leftists act stupid.



Back in my liberal days, I once drove 500 miles, literally to toss the Green Party a vote....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 28, 2016 06:22 PM (BoQ04)

4 >>Trump in chaps with no pants.Do NOT want to see.

Posted by: steevy

I have the same outfit. Wanna see?

Posted by: Hillary at November 28, 2016 06:23 PM (/Nite)

5 In some photos Jill kinda has a GILF vibe going on.

She's got a rack too.

Of course her breast implants are made out of granola and you'll have to listen to her talk about how wifi causes brain cancer, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2016 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

6 Gold studded leather and very classy machetes!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 28, 2016 06:24 PM (Om16U)

7 It appears Jill Stein failed to ask for a recount in time in Pennsylvania, she's filed suit stating the deadline for a recount was "sexist, in that I'm a woman".

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2016 06:24 PM (4e+hS)

8 Jill secretly hopes Trump grabs her pussy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2016 06:21 PM (4ErVI)


Hmm. This is the best hypothesis I've seen so far. The old Pussy-Grab Stratagem.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

9 >> She's got a rack too.

We think we'll have 90% of the male vote in 2018.

Posted by: Tits Party at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (TppKb)

10 Top 10!

Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

11 It appears Jill Stein failed to ask for a recount in time in Pennsylvania, she's filed suit stating the deadline for a recount was "sexist, in that I'm a woman"


Females can't be bothered with being on time!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

12 9 >> She's got a rack too.

We think we'll have 90% of the male vote in 2018.

Posted by: Tits Party at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (TppKb)



Hey, it didn't work in 2016!


Didn't you hear, Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 28, 2016 06:26 PM (BoQ04)

13 We've been bitching about Clinton violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution for years, but now suddenly, Fox has discovered the Clause in order to criticize Trump.

Unreal. Just incredible.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:26 PM (sCBEO)

14 >> Hmm. This is the best hypothesis I've seen so far.
>> The old Pussy-Grab Stratagem.

WASHINGTON - Donald Trump announced this morning that he had grabbed Jill Stein as ambassador to Thailand. The announcement was unclear as to exactly where he'd grabbed her.

Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:26 PM (TppKb)

15 It appears Jill Stein failed to ask for a recount in time in
Pennsylvania, she's filed suit stating the deadline for a recount was
"sexist, in that I'm a woman".
==========
Did she really file suit?

I mean, I can believe it.


Posted by: RoyalOil at November 28, 2016 06:26 PM (e2Rx3)

16 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 28, 2016 06:27 PM (GwIKd)

17 Females can't be bothered with being on time!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
----------
Probably drives around with her blinker on, too.

Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2016 06:27 PM (Sfs6o)

18 This seems to be a perfect opportunity for Trump and the GOP to take the 'concerns' to heart and ban (i) early voting, (ii) mail in ballots, (iii) voting without ID, and (iv) electronic voting machines in all federal elections. It's what Stein and Clinton would want.

Posted by: gm at November 28, 2016 06:27 PM (mP3oL)

19 Stein went on to say "I had to put make-up on and have my hair done before I could in good conscience ask for a recount. Do men have to do that? Huh? I rest my case."

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2016 06:27 PM (4e+hS)

20 I will keep fighting for the PROGRESS!!

Keep sending in the cash!! Unmarked bills if you got em'!!

try's on new fur coat while checking out a Maserati[/i

Posted by: Jill Stein, rolling in all the loot at November 28, 2016 06:27 PM (3LtLy)

21 Oh come on!

You got to post a pic of her rack if you are going to post about it

Posted by: Yo! at November 28, 2016 06:29 PM (GwIKd)

22 TIME IS A TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!!

Fucking time.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at November 28, 2016 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

23 And, I guess I've been banned (from my computer anyway), so see ya'll.

Posted by: gm at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (mP3oL)

24 The OSU attack was Trump's fault.

He was "scared" to practice his faith.
http://tinyurl.com/j848vlc

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (7qAYi)

25 Ever notice stein and warren have the same hair?

Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (EbeEQ)

26
Racist Democrat on CNN says "We don't need white people leading the Democrat party."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-puEZ-PFc4

Why?

For diversity!

Racism for the sake of diversity. This makes perfect sense in the Leftist Utopia.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (kjbSf)

27 I'm telling ya, I got a good feeling about this Wisconsin recount.

Posted by: Jill Stein at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (4e+hS)

28 MONACO - Former US Green Party candidate Jill Stein announced today she was relocating to Monaco, with the purchase of an estate formerly owned by a recently deceased African despot.

Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (TppKb)

29 24 He practiced his faith.With a car and a big knife.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 06:31 PM (r/0kC)

30 He was "scared" to practice his faith.
http://tinyurl.com/j848vlc
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 06:30 PM (7qAYi)

I was scared there were wolfs under my bed growing up so i slaughtered my parents...oh wait I didn't...nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:31 PM (EbeEQ)

31 "The Humungus"

Posted by: That's Lord Humungus at November 28, 2016 06:31 PM (8b+oT)

32 11 It appears Jill Stein failed to ask for a recount in time in Pennsylvania, she's filed suit stating the deadline for a recount was "sexist, in that I'm a woman"


Females can't be bothered with being on time!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

Being on time is patriarchal oppression.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (0mRoj)

33 Wait, they think Russia hacked the election (somehow) to throw it to Trump? Putin's style is more polonium poisoning, not cyber hacking voting machines - which would not be possible since they are not connected to the internet, are they?

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (a0IVu)

34 As I said on the Twitter : Fidel Castro was a symbol of the struggle for justice in the shadow of empire. Presente!

Posted by: Jill Stein at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (4e+hS)

35 Hmmm...The Steiner Foundation. Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Shrill Stein at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (Tyii7)

36 Donald Trump begins roving the streets with leather-and-machete gangs of biker punks, like The Humungus in Road Warrior.


Wait, I thought that was Trump's platform? Its why I voted for him!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (3LtLy)

37 MONACO - American Green Party politician Dr Jill Stein denied rumors she'd been grabbed for an ambassadorial post by President-elect Donald Trump. Stein remarked "I'm four thousand miles away from him, and plan to stay here. How could he grab me? Besides, I'm not into ladyboys."

Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (TppKb)

38 21 Oh come on!

You got to post a pic of her rack if you are going to post about it
Posted by: Yo! at November 28, 2016 06:29 PM (GwIKd)

Looks like a B-cup. She's a 6, and that's given her age. Cold out, though.
http://tinyurl.com/h2wtcxf

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (7qAYi)

39
But the Green Party is also threatened by Trump's win -- third parties can only get votes if people are convinced there's not much harm in tossing a vote to a third party. With many now blaming Stein for the Hillary loss, this may be a bid to boost goodwill towards the Green Party, and to dampen vindictive feelings towards them.








Camille Paglia's next column is gonna be interesting, since this really puts her in an uncomfortable spot. For years she's been throwing away her vote on Greens that she really doesn't like, because she likes the Donks even less, and because she'd NEVER vote for a Republican because they're icky.

I'm gonna have fun watching her squirm out of this predicament.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (LuZz8)

40 Why am I comment 7? I should be first!
I demand a recount!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (Om16U)

41 I'm so old I remember when the Russians/Soviets were part and parcel of the Democratic Party.

Having the Democrats accuse the Republicans(!) of being in bed with the Ruskies, well I just can't...

McCarthy is spinning in his grave, as are Eisenhower and Nixon and all the other republicans from yesterday.

Posted by: Boots at November 28, 2016 06:35 PM (EBwPV)

42 40 Why am I comment 7? I should be first!
I demand a recount!
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (Om16U)

You only get .76 of a man's comment.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

43 The Humungus

The Yugemungus


FIFY.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 28, 2016 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

44 Obama's is claiming that the Russians were behind WikiLeaks, which hasn't been proven, no matter how many federal agencies sign the piece of parer drafted by Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 06:36 PM (SIY7D)

45 John Kasich can be Feral Kid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2016 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

46 OSU attacker "scared" to practice his own religion.
So, the first thing you do is go out and try to kill as many people who probably sympathize with you as possible.
Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:37 PM (9iR5/)

47 John Kasich can be Feral Kid.

Not sure he has the strength to throw the boomerang.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 28, 2016 06:37 PM (IcT7t)

48 We're scared to make our jello molds.

Posted by: Lutherans at November 28, 2016 06:38 PM (Tyii7)

49 Kasich is the mutt who gets his fingers lopped off by Feral Kid's boomerang.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at November 28, 2016 06:38 PM (RwwCT)

50 MASSACHUSETTS - Green Party Presidential contender Dr Jill Stein responds to being referred to as a '6' on the Smart Military Blog Ace of Spades HQ.

Dr Stein removed her lower garments during the conversation and, in a remark directed at the aforementioned blog, stated "Stick out your tongue little boy and I'll show you what a '6' tastes like"

Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:39 PM (TppKb)

51 Ugh - not a great election cycle for my fellow Members of the Tribe. You're not doing us any favors, Jill!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:39 PM (kumBu)

52 Any big-league donor on the left who gfave to the Greens might bnmxe very reluctant to do so in the future once Donald Trump begins roving the streetts with leather-and-machete gangs of biker punks,

Just keep whispering ' Soros - Rendition - Malaysia" into Flynn's ear.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (2RVmA)

53 "John Kasich can be Feral Kid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2016 06:36 PM (4ErVI) "

Yeah, but he can only throw newspapers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (kumBu)

54 She's playing Bad Cop to Spill's Good Cop. Clinton 101.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (cFp/J)

55 Jill Stein is in good shape, as befit a dedicated runner (which she is), but she doesn't look like she has a rack at all.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (sCBEO)

56 Soros's' go-to lawyer from Perkins Code was apparently leading the recount efforts. MIs-calendering the filing deadline should get him in some very hot water with his boss!

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (R2dMB)

57 We may never know the motive of the Ohio State terrorist.

Other than the Facebook post he made three minutes before he plowed into those kids, I mean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (F0ZHr)

58 49 Kasich is the mutt who gets his fingers lopped off by Feral Kid's boomerang.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface



Bernie Sanders is Kasich's "life partner"?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (3LtLy)

59 Classic Good Cop Bad Cop Win-Win for the criminal Left.

Use Jill Stein to raise money and claim fraud/hacking in the election in 3 specific states knowing they had no intent to recount TO Cover Up the real Fraud and shaving Votes via the Soros machines nation wide.



Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 06:41 PM (t82DG)

60 "Stein points to "very troubling news" about the cybersecurity of those state's voting systems."

Stein should do something like, maybe, investigate the systems used in these states. Michigan does not use electronic voting. Michigan uses optical scanning of a paper ballot. There is no way to electronically affect these systems. Not saying fraud is not possible - illegal voting, ballot stuffing, etc. could be done. (And which party do we think does that, hmmm??) But no evil Russians coming in through the Inter-tube wires.... Can't be done.

This is a crock.

Posted by: George V. at November 28, 2016 06:42 PM (LUHWu)

61 Stein is motivated primarily to "de-Nader" herself.
But $7 million also buys a lot of good weed.

Posted by: wooga at November 28, 2016 06:42 PM (fMATX)

62 Pug beat me to it. Kasich is the kind to throw the boomerang and forget to wear the chain mail glove to catch it. Probably catch it with his forehead like the one freaks boy toy.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:42 PM (9iR5/)

63 Barry really doesn't like Hillary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 06:43 PM (0F67M)

64 "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (LuZz "

Isn't Camille also in hot water with the third-wave crazies because she isn't 100% in lockstep with their current rhetoric of 'white men are the problem with everything'? IIRC she accurately pointed out that boys are falling behind in school due to some of the programs meant to force girls to like STEM fields.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:43 PM (kumBu)

65 50 MASSACHUSETTS - Green Party Presidential contender Dr Jill Stein responds to being referred to as a '6' on the Smart Military Blog Ace of Spades HQ.

Dr Stein removed her lower garments during the conversation and, in a remark directed at the aforementioned blog, stated "Stick out your tongue little boy and I'll show you what a '6' tastes like"
Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:39 PM (TppKb)

Bitter. Oh so bitter.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 06:43 PM (t82DG)

66 The left never got over Ralph Nader "stealing" the 2000 election from Al Gore. This may be an effort by the Greens to preserve their current level of political (non-) viability


Yeah, after 2000 the left went hardcore in working to prevent Nader from getting on any ballot they could in 2004. Even if he had been on the ballot they worked to get him off. In Ohio, Nader was on the ballot in 2004, but he had gotten disqualified afterwards. And even made sure that signs were up on the voting precincts that votes for him would not be counted.

Or maybe that was in 2008. Either way, the left worked hard to prevent their even more hardcore environmental zealots from having a choice other than the democrat to vote for.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 06:43 PM (z/Ubi)

67 Bernie Sanders is Kasich's "life partner"?

He's finger-lickin' good!

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

68 Donald Trump has been made president and will be personally carrying out hate crimes against individual minority families by random draw from a huge cauldron filled with names.


I find this idea intriguing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (0F67M)

69 AB Hill may be the least likeable Fox panelist ever.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (sCBEO)

70 My third grader came home today talking about how Ms. Stein raised millions to recount in 3 states. "You know, Ms. Stein who's class is across the hall from mine at school."
Yeah, the message given to the kids was a bit confused.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (JNDQi)

71 It appears Jill Stein failed to ask for a recount in time in
Pennsylvania, she's filed suit stating the deadline for a recount was
"sexist, in that I'm a woman".
==========
Did she really file suit?

I mean, I can believe it.

Posted by: RoyalOil





I can believe it. And I can believe that excuse.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (sUwfN)

72 "We may never know the motive of the Ohio State terrorist.

Other than the Facebook post he made three minutes before he plowed into those kids, I mean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (F0ZHr) "

Clearly he thought Barrett was short on that 4th-and-1 run.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (kumBu)

73 Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:39 PM
~~~

Think you're going a bit too far. Just my opinion.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 28, 2016 06:45 PM (eM2Uz)

74 Darn kids and their crazy smartphones. Why I remember when you had to post your manifestos online *before* you went out on a nihilistic death cult murder rampage, not during it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:46 PM (kumBu)

75 I still can't believe anyone who took more than 5 minutes to look at the processes involved in the 3 states and the history or how recounts go thought this was anything else than just some loony left attempt to stay relevant for a few more days.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

76 A.P. Hill is dead?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at November 28, 2016 06:46 PM (Tyii7)

77 Please keep sending in cash! Really, I'm fighting the TRUMPHITLER!! Its all good!! Really! I'm doing this for YOU!!

takes right hand turn in downtown Monte Carlo

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 06:47 PM (3LtLy)

78 First I heard about it this morning, I made the comment to Mrs. Old Blue, that it was a classic. When she asked me what I meant, I told her that the Palestinians have been using that tactic in Israel for a while now. Same exact tactic.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:47 PM (9iR5/)

79 No one ever seems to mind that Bill Clinton first became president because, and ONLY because, Ross Perot hated George H. W. Bush and drew 19% of the popular vote in 1992. Clinton "stole" that election as much as George W. Bush or Donald Trump are alleged by the progressive/left to have stolen their elections.

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 28, 2016 06:47 PM (ZD+J8)

80 69 AB Hill may be the least likeable Fox panelist ever.

========================

Stoddard. I meant AB Stoddard. She used to work for the Hill newspaper, so I think my memory conflated those names. But, man does she ever stink.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:48 PM (sCBEO)

81 If Obama issued a bull, that would make him a Pope, not a lord god-king.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2016 06:48 PM (OkKDg)

82
It's funny.

In 2008 I could not believe obama was elected. It took me over a year to accept it. He was a skinny twerpy socialist lawyer dickhead with the middle name "hussein." I could not believe he was elected the 44th president.

Now in 2016 I can't get over hearing "President-elect Trump." Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:48 PM (kjbSf)

83 The left are experts at thievery. Be it welfare fraud or election fraud, they know how to steal. This time they just did not steal enough.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2016 06:49 PM (zLDYs)

84 You just know that underneath that unassuming hockey mask, the Granny's googly-eyes are spinning like Andrea Mitchell with a fistful of Havanas.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2016 06:49 PM (6uMKl)

85 He practiced his faith.With a car and a big knife.


*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 06:50 PM (0F67M)

86 Things are not going Gen. Steiner's way. First, Wisconsin won't do a complete hand recount. Then PA says she failed to file on time. I guess next the Red Army will completely surround Berlin.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:50 PM (9iR5/)

87 I guess this means Jill Stein is a stooge of the Kremlin. Hillary too since they've signed on with the Stein demands.

Imagine it, Hillary, the women who enabled Russia to acquire vast US deposits of Uranium, a stooge of the Russkies!

Posted by: changes at November 28, 2016 06:50 PM (rSOnU)

88 >> Donald Trump has been made president and will be
>> personally carrying out hate crimes against
>> individual minority families by random draw from a
>> huge cauldron filled with names.

NEW YORK - President-Elect Donald Trump today announced a new path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants - Presidential Apprentice. The new show, to be webcast exclusively on the Breitbart website, will provide groups of six selected individuals from a variety of nations, not legally permitted in the US, to achieve citizenship by working for President Trump in Executive Office roles.

Posted by: Fake News LLC at November 28, 2016 06:50 PM (TppKb)

89 "Posted by: jayhawkone at November 28, 2016 06:47 PM (ZD+J "

And H.W. Bush was hardly the first to be felled by a strong 3rd party run. It's the only reason Wilson won in 1912. But IIRC, Taft and H.W. Bush didn't act like they had a divine right to govern that was being upended by an impetuous 3rd party interloper.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:50 PM (kumBu)

90 13 We've been bitching about Clinton violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution for years, but now suddenly, Fox has discovered the Clause in order to criticize Trump.

Unreal. Just incredible.
Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:26 PM (sCBEO)


NPR was going on at length this morning about how Trump's business holdings were going to engender the appearance of corruption even if he didn't actually do anything.

So we've gone from ignoring actual evidence of corruption from Clinton to worrying over how it looks when the Emir of Kuwait buys a membership at a Trump golf course.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 06:51 PM (Xuv2G)

91 "Whoops! Dang deadlines, but that involved $500G in fees. Oh well, now gotta spend some green on lawyers to file and make a show of it. Filing fee is only couple hundred bucks.Tell them to just make a show of it, I don't want to spend more than $5G on this charade, er, lawsuit.

Oh, get our web guy to bump the $7M to $10M. We are running out of time before the obvious is obvious to the oblivious giving me money."

Jill Stein upon news of missed filing.

Posted by: oddnot at November 28, 2016 06:51 PM (g1MTt)

92 Oh, wait, Donald is Humungus? Nevermind.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2016 06:51 PM (6uMKl)

93 55
Jill Stein is in good shape, as befit a dedicated runner (which she is), but she doesn't look like she has a rack at all.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:40 PM (sCBEO)

She can make em *pop* if she wants to. If she pinches her nose when she sneezes, the *pop*. She's kinda like a blowfish.

Posted by: Mimzey at November 28, 2016 06:51 PM (n3hky)

94 Greetings:

I read somewhere that Hillary Clinton, former next-President of the USofA, got 92% of the popular vote in Washington DC. Unfortunately, the glass ceiling turned out to have been made out of Pittsburgh Plate.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (evgyj)

95 This sh*t needs to stop.

I had to spend time with a lot of libtard coworkers last night. Angry retards who think they're smarter than everyone else. Many apologies to angry retards.

Thankfully everyone was traumatized because the place is closing next year, and what are they going to use to supplement the unemployment they've been on for 28 straight years? Actually work? That doesn't sound sensible at all.

/maybe their wives can get better jobs...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (OlyEd)

96 Well, obviously, the only solution to this is to SEND ME MORE MONEY!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (qJhUV)

97
Anyone else watching Fox News?
They learned nothing from the election. This panel of idiots are appalled at Trump for daring to mention rampant voter fraud. This is not who we are!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (kjbSf)

98 the Red Army will completely surround Berlin

...singing Happy Together.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

99
The Republican epitaph:

This Is Not Who We Are!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (kjbSf)

100 Also... how much have we stepped into bizarro world when King Puts Alot does the right thing?

/it's scary here on the other side of the Rubicon

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (OlyEd)

101 As far as I am concerned the left and the greens can roll themselves in pigshit they might start to smell better.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (hMqvx)

102 /maybe their wives can get better jobs...


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (OlyEd)
Heh. Maybe the Trumpster can keep their jobs from moving out of the country. It could happen.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:54 PM (9iR5/)

103 Anyone else watching Fox News?
They learned nothing from the election. This panel of idiots are appalled at Trump for daring to mention rampant voter fraud. This is not who we are!!!
--

Now that Ailes has gone, I see Fox News going full Little Green Football.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:54 PM (OlyEd)

104 97: Nope. Gonna watch World of Outlaws racing on CBS Sports Network. I do find it adorable that people still think Fox News is a "conservative" outlet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (3LtLy)

105 "Jill Stein upon news of missed filing.

Posted by: oddnot at November 28, 2016 06:51 PM (g1MTt) "

Of course she needs to up the donation threshold - you don't expect her to drive around in a Bugatti Veyron like some peasant, do you? She needs a Chiron.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (kumBu)

106
Seriously,

click on this page and scroll down and TELL ME this is not all kindz of fucked up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (kjbSf)

107 Heh. Maybe the Trumpster can keep their jobs from moving out of the country. It could happen.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 06:54 PM
---

Not going to happen. It's an entertainment venue in the burbs, and the team attached has moved back to the city starting next year.

Even if Trump saved every single job personally, they would be bitching.

Becuase they're left and that's who the left is.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (OlyEd)

108 97
Anyone else watching Fox News?
They learned nothing from the election. This panel of idiots are appalled at Trump for daring to mention rampant voter fraud. This is not who we are!!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:52 PM (kjbSf)


Voter fraud is a myth when Republicans mention it, but a dire threat when Democrats mention it.

It's like Schrodinger's Voter Fraud.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

109

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Posted by: Jill Stein Swimming Around in Room filled with $10 bills gather from idiots at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (vZ9Fw)

110 I'm fairly certain that President Gore was the first to state that funding multiple recounts is a good investment.

Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (fWLrt)

111 I don't know what to make of this current shit show that we have to watch unfold. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (6IPEM)

112 "You know comrades, I think in regard to this: I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how."

Posted by: Joe Steel at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (haohI)

113 AB Hill may be the least likeable Fox panelist ever.
Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 06:44 PM (sCBEO)


YO

Posted by: Shep and Geraldo at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (EbeEQ)

114 It's super tricky for Russian hackers to get into Wisconsin voting machines, especially when they consist of paper ballots and optical scanners unconnected to the internet.


Wily.



Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (dFi94)

115 "So we've gone from ignoring actual evidence of corruption from Clinton to worrying over how it looks when the Emir of Kuwait buys a membership at a Trump golf course."

Trump's supposed conflicts will be an evergreen for MSM.

Trump's business holdings aren't passive, but are nearly so. That's the nature of real estate -- condos, hotels, and golf courses are cash cows once they're built.

Anything that Trump does in office should only have an indirect effect on the value of what he owns. Use of a blind trust doesn't eliminate this.

My assumption is that Trump's kids won't go bidding on new projects that could create the appearance of impropriety.

Other than that, there's no there there, but MSM will do HARD INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM to show that there is.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (SIY7D)

116 "Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (OlyEd) "

Enemy of my enemy, etc. TFG hates Clinton almost as much as we hate him.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:57 PM (kumBu)

117 At a crossroads in the countryside just northeast of Chappaqua, NY is a small general store that has been in continuous operation since 1827. You can still find merchandise on the shelves dating from the late 19th century. If you stand in the southwest corner of the store late on an autumn afternoon as the rays of sun filter through the stale air dust motes sparkling like tiny diamonds and close your eyes you can hear the scuttling of tiny feet across the old wooden plank flooring and the shrill cries of a toddler demanding a lollypop while her mother stoically stands firm and says, "No" but if you open your eyes the store is empty. Local legend has it that the haunting vocal apparition is "The Child Hag of Chappaqua", a young local girl who was stricken with insanity during an outbreak of amoebic encephalitis in 1844. As she lingered in the throes of a febrile delusion she moaned over and over and over again, "I want my lolly!!" as her tiny toddler fists furiously beat against the bedclothes...to no avail!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 06:57 PM (wPiJc)

118 If you are not a US citizen you shall not be eligible to vote in US federal or state elections. Simple really. If massive numbers of illegals and foreign residents voted that means massive voter fraud.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 28, 2016 06:57 PM (hMqvx)

119 About time his worthless ass stepped up to the plate.

Always liked Fritz Weaver....he was hilarious in "CreepShow" as the Professor who feeds his nasty old lady to the creature.

Don't Billy Jeff wish....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (ej1L0)

120 All the brain surgeons on the News are still trying to figure out the "motive" for today's "incident" at Ohio State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (EbeEQ)

121 Also... how much have we stepped into bizarro world when King Puts Alot does the right thing?
/it's scary here on the other side of the Rubicon
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 28, 2016 06:53 PM (OlyEd)
******
Surreal. I can't believe this. It feels like a bad dream

Posted by: L, Elle at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (6IPEM)

122 Ever notice stein and warren have the same hair?


3/4 of women over 40 in Massachusetts have that hair.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (qJhUV)

123 It's like Schrodinger's Voter Fraud.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (sdi6R)



Look, if you morons are gonna use my name as some schtick in every other post.

I need to get paid!!!

Preferably, in BBBRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS...

Posted by: Zombie Erwin Schrodinger at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (vZ9Fw)

124 120 All the brain surgeons on the News are still trying to figure out the "motive" for today's "incident" at Ohio State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (EbeEQ)

---

He was in mortal danger of not being allowed to practice his religion.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: SMFH at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (CRotO)

125 "Wily.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (dFi94) "

Pff, I bet you said the same thing about Darth Cheney's weather machine being unable to cause earthquakes in countries with lots of brown people. Science denier!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (kumBu)

126 3/4 of women over 40 in Massachusetts have that hair.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (qJhUV)

---

Why is that?

Posted by: SMFH at November 28, 2016 07:00 PM (CRotO)

127 119 Hal Holbrook does that.Fritz Weaver sees the creature first and tells him,which gives him the idea.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 07:00 PM (r/0kC)

128 3/4 of women over 40 in Massachusetts have that hair.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (qJhUV)


OK, I'll give ya that one!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (EbeEQ)

129 Did she really file suit?

=============


Yes, she had to, as PA only allows for a recount where there is evidence of fraud or tampering. Because so many precincts have already been certified, she has to sue in order to get a recount. In addition, she has to find voters in each precinct to also petition for a recount, stating that they observed fraud. In other words, perjury.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (dFi94)

130 Ace! Put down that sushi roll and have some sashimi instead.

Posted by: Jason Fung at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (OkKDg)

131 Seriously,

click on this page and scroll down and TELL ME this is not all kindz of fucked up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (kjbSf)
............

Yeah, they should have used the pic of Barry with the cig hanging from his mouth.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

132 Looks like a B-cup. She's a 6, and that's given her age. Cold out, though.
http://tinyurl.com/h2wtcxf

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 28, 2016 06:34 PM (7qAYi)

Sorta looks like they are flying south for the winter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (MiBfH)

133 120 All the brain surgeons on the News are still trying to figure out the "motive" for today's "incident" at Ohio State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (EbeEQ)


Perhaps young Mohammed Mohammed Al-Mohammed was simply stressed out by impending finals.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:02 PM (Xuv2G)

134 Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 06:57 PM (wPiJc)

Keep going with these, I foresee "Tales of The Beast from Chappaqua" making it onto a Horde best seller list.

Posted by: Joe Steel at November 28, 2016 07:02 PM (haohI)

135 Has Dr. Amy Fucking Bishop weighed in on this matter yet?

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 28, 2016 07:04 PM (79p/O)

136 Perhaps young Mohammed Mohammed Al-Mohammed was simply stressed out by impending finals.

Posted by: Ace's liver

He's a Trump voter and at Thanksgiving dinner his sister Shreiky al Shishkabob was giving him the SJW arguments for Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:04 PM (8ikIW)

137 Dave V is right. Michigan has paper ballots read by machines not hooked to the internet.

Jill Stein is a damned selfish meddler. The only good thing is that some Democrats here who voted for Trump are sure she's a front for the DNC. Between this and the 2008 primary fiasco, they may be permanently turned off the party.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:05 PM (UwMHj)

138 120 All the brain surgeons on the News are still trying to figure out the "motive" for today's "incident" at Ohio State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 06:58 PM (EbeEQ)



Well, if the MSM and the entertainment industry were able to self reflect and listen to some of the insane garbage spewing out of there corner of the world, they would probably be able to figure it out. Alas, that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 07:05 PM (3LtLy)

139 131 Seriously,

click on this page and scroll down and TELL ME this is not all kindz of fucked up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (kjbSf)
............

Yeah, they should have used the pic of Barry with the cig hanging from his mouth.
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2016 07:01 PM (HgMAr)


I'll bet he locks himself in the bathroom on January 21st and smokes two whole cartons of cigs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:05 PM (Xuv2G)

140 https://i.sli.mg/egDfcQ.jpg

That article is just mindboggling, considering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 07:05 PM (0F67M)

141 Hillary loves it when I don the hockey mask.

Posted by: Lord Huma Ungus at November 28, 2016 07:06 PM (OkKDg)

142 136 Perhaps young Mohammed Mohammed Al-Mohammed was simply stressed out by impending finals.

Posted by: Ace's liver

He's a Trump voter and at Thanksgiving dinner his sister Shreiky al Shishkabob was giving him the SJW arguments for Shillary
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:04 PM (8ikIW)


To be fair, I almost went off when my sister decided Thanksgiving was the right time to push her politics on the family.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:06 PM (Xuv2G)

143 O/T

Denver suggesting a tax on dope to pay for the homeless problem created by legal dope.

The camp on the sidewalks near the mission, at the corner of Broadway and Larimer, is the largest I have ever seen.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 28, 2016 07:07 PM (U6f54)

144 Ooh there is a winter storm warning in central ND/SD. Blowing snow will make travel difficult. Please god let the useful idiot pipeline protestors get cold and scared and bug out. I'm perfectly ok with letting mother nature make an example with 1 or more of the violent leaders encouraging use of IEDs and crap.

Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 28, 2016 07:07 PM (dkExz)

145 That article is just mindboggling, considering.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

With all the praying going on, in special rooms/areas, how do they find time to do anything else?

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:08 PM (8ikIW)

146 Soros will come!

Jill Steiner

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:08 PM (9iR5/)

147 Dave V is right. Michigan has paper ballots read by machines not hooked to the internet.

===================================


Just like here in Wisconsin. They would have to hack every individual machine. Maybe that's what they did. A whole clan of Russians, with wrenches and screwdrivers, racing from precinct to precinct, chugging Vodka in between polling places.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:08 PM (dFi94)

148 Hal Holbrook does that.Fritz Weaver sees the creature first and tells him,which gives him the idea.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 07:00 PM (r/0kC)

Yes!...Hal Holbrook was it! I switched them in my old brain. Fritz had the idea and Hal tossed her ass in the crate. Cute movie.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2016 07:09 PM (ej1L0)

149 146 Soros will come!

Jill Steiner
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:08 PM (9iR5/)



That's probably where some of the money came from.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

150 106
Seriously,

click on this page and scroll down and TELL ME this is not all kindz of fucked up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 06:55 PM (kjbSf)


OK, I'll bite. What am I missing?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 28, 2016 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

151 And undoubtedly Soros payment bots are funding all this crap.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (7cmcE)

152 A whole clan of Russians, with wrenches and
screwdrivers, racing from precinct to precinct, chugging Vodka in
between polling places.




Posted by: grammie winger

If they were all wearing Packer hats, and drinking brandy old fashioned sweets on a Friday night, eating a fish fry, nobody would have noticed.

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (8ikIW)

153 "Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:08 PM (dFi94) "

And only Patrick Swayzee can stop them.

No, wait, that would be in Colorado.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (kumBu)

154 yeah, these assholes just want to whip the kids into a frenzy.

From the website of a sitting US Congressman.

Congressman Tim Ryan Harshly Rebukes the Hate and Bigotry of Trump's Appointments
Nov 20, 2016

WASHINGTON, DC-Today, U.S. Congressman Tim Ryan harshly rebuked the hate and bigotry of Donald Trump's presidential appointments, including Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor, and Steve Bannon as Chief White House Strategist.

"It's incredibly disappointing that Donald Trump has chosen to continue the divisiveness of his campaign by appointing to his administration open racists, xenophobes, and misogynists," Ryan said. "If we are going to bring the country together, there can be no place in the White House for an Attorney General who opposes civil rights, a National Security Advisor who spreads fear about an entire religion, and a Chief White House Strategist who gives a platform to the hatred and bigotry of the alt-right. Let me be clear: Jeff Sessions, Michael Flynn, and Steve Bannon will never be welcomed in my office if I am elected Minority Leader; and I will fight every day to prevent the Trump Administration's destructive ideas from tearing our country further apart."

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (zu88C)

155 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (KCxzN)

156
fyi

Electoral College will meet to cast their votes December 19. The vote of the Electoral College will be certified and made public on January 6, 2017 during a joint session of the United States Congress

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (kjbSf)

157 Good luck changing 68,000 votes in Pa there pal

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:11 PM (5sOEp)

158 A whole clan of Russians, with wrenches and screwdrivers, racing from
precinct to precinct, chugging Vodka in between polling places.

Fifty of them to a VW Beetle. Hundreds of VW Beetles flying around Wisconsin, all of them throwing empty vodka bottles out the windows. And all of them here on expired student visas.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:11 PM (9iR5/)

159 It's super tricky for Russian hackers to get into Wisconsin voting machines, especially when they consist of paper ballots and optical scanners unconnected to the internet.


Wily.



Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 06:56 PM (dFi94)

They send a digital carrier-current signal over the power lines, to equipment totally not designed to receive it. Beyond, wily. It's diabolical!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2016 07:11 PM (MiBfH)

160 From the website of a sitting US Congressman.

Congressman Tim Ryan Harshly Rebukes the Hate and Bigotry of Trump's Appointments
Nov 20, 2016
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (zu88C)


Must something about the name 'Ryan" that makes you a Trump hater?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:12 PM (EbeEQ)

161 Imagine me and you. I do. I think about you day and night. It's only right.

Posted by: Vlad's Ode to Hillary!!11!! at November 28, 2016 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

162 Administration told the New York Times...

Lying Liars Lying to Liars of Record...

Please show proof that the emails were released at the direction of Russia...

BESIDES the link that they came through Eastern European Proxy servers being used to mask where they originated from.... LIKE EVERY DAMN WESTERN HACKER DOES....

Posted by: Don Q. at November 28, 2016 07:12 PM (qf6WZ)

163 If they were all wearing Packer hats, and drinking
brandy old fashioned sweets on a Friday night, eating a fish fry, nobody
would have noticed.


Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (8ikIW)
===============================

True. That's the standard uniform.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:12 PM (dFi94)

164 Females can't be bothered with being on time!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
----------
Probably drives around with her blinker on, too.

Posted by: Weasel


******

She made it to the courthouse before the deadline but it took her a while to parallel park.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (wPiJc)

165 Barry really doesn't like Hillary.

& it's a 2 way Hate Street

Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

166 Let me be clear: Jeff Sessions, Michael Flynn, and Steve Bannon will never be welcomed in my office if I am elected Minority Leader;


Heh. Yeah, real risk of that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (0F67M)

167
sports fans tv commercial fans:

tonight failing (4-6) Packers will go to Philadelphia to play the mediocre (5-5) Eagles

but you'll still hear "great" Aaron Rodgers is

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (kjbSf)

168 Denver suggesting a tax on dope to pay for the homeless problem created by legal dope.

The camp on the sidewalks near the mission, at the corner of Broadway and Larimer, is the largest I have ever seen.

-
Wastin' away again in Obamaville
Lookin' for my lost liberal faith
Some people say there's a woman to blame
But I know, Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (Nwg0u)

169 >> Ooh there is a winter storm warning in central ND/SD. Blowing snow will make travel difficult.

Just like the idiots who get caught in the Arctic ice trying to prove there's no ice.

Only idiot activists could get trapped by an iceberg in North Dakota...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (gTQoY)

170 This is all alot to do about nothing.

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (5sOEp)

171 157 Good luck changing 68,000 votes in Pa there pal


You just have to believe in ME!!

Also, send another 3 million in cash, just in case.

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (3LtLy)

172 Huh. Report from Fox is that Trump is going further humiliate Romney by having dinner with him tomorrow.

The fiend.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

173 3/4 of women over 40 in Massachusetts have that hair.


Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2016 06:59 PM (qJhUV)

---


Why is that?

A friend of mine calls it "I drive a Subaru" hair.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (qJhUV)

174 There was never any evidence of Russian involvement. "Unnamed sources in the US intelligence community" is journo code for "shit I made up".

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (Xuv2G)

175 "Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:10 PM (zu88C) "

So they won't be allowed in? Like Republican House members weren't allowed in the rooms where Obamacare was being written? Lock yourself in your office and pull your pud for all we care, jerkoff. No one will be worse off for your absence.

(Ryan that is, not Mortimer, who is a delightful poster.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (kumBu)

176 I was hoping John Bolton would be SoS. Fuck Romney.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (SPs83)

177 167
sports fans tv commercial fans:

tonight failing (4-6) Packers will go to Philadelphia to play the mediocre (5-5) Eagles

but you'll still hear "great" Aaron Rodgers is
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (kjbSf)



He's tapping Olivia Munn. That sounds like Greatness to me.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)

178 164 Females can't be bothered with being on time!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
----------
Probably drives around with her blinker on, too.

Posted by: Weasel


******

She made it to the courthouse before the deadline but it took her a while to parallel park.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (wPiJc)


*checks watch*

*climbs into tank*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (CRotO)

179 "Unnamed sources in the US intelligence community" is journo code for "shit I made up".
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (Xuv2G)

I used to try that on my mother growing up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (EbeEQ)

180 And anyway, is there really anything more useless than being Minority Leader in the house?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (0F67M)

181 The best part about living in socal in south orange county is the milfs, they spend a lot of their new and older hubbies money on looking good. And then the rest of us get the pleasure of seeing them prove to the public that they are *still hot*.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (6Ll1u)

182 167: the NHL Network is showing Dallas Stars/St. Louis Blues. That will be a much better game.

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (3LtLy)

183 172 Huh. Report from Fox is that Trump is going further humiliate Romney by having dinner with him tomorrow.

The fiend.
Posted by: JackStraw


It's not the dinner, it's the fact that Trump's making him sit in a booster chair and have the chicken nuggets.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

184 Wonder what the most votes were changed over a recount?

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (5sOEp)

185 177, He's tapping Olivia Munn. That sounds like Greatness to me.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Is that why he lost his on-field mojo?

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

186 And anyway, is there really anything more useless than being Minority Leader in the house?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (0F67M)


VP and Sec of State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (EbeEQ)

187 And anyway, is there really anything more useless than being Minority Leader in the house?

Posted by: Grump928

Hillary Clinton not being President of the United States.

Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (8ikIW)

188 "Unnamed sources in the US intelligence community" is journo code for "shit I made up"

Yep.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (Tyii7)

189 I think Obama is trying to save the Kool-Ade drinkers from themselves. Or he just hates Hillary more than Trump. I find both equally plausible.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (ppaKI)

190
What's an olivia munn?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (kjbSf)

191 She made it to the courthouse before the deadline but it took her a while to parallel park.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (wPiJc)
===============================

I just choked on my Sesame Chicken. Ha

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (dFi94)

192 185 177, He's tapping Olivia Munn. That sounds like Greatness to me.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Is that why he lost his on-field mojo?
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

---

Dude,

Sounds like what that bitch Jessica did to me.

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (CRotO)

193 185 177, He's tapping Olivia Munn. That sounds like Greatness to me.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Is that why he lost his on-field mojo?
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (a0IVu)



I'd call that a worthwhile tradeoff.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

194 >>It's not the dinner, it's the fact that Trump's making him sit in a booster chair and have the chicken nuggets.

He doesn't even rate a taco bowl.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (/tuJf)

195 181 The best part about living in socal in south orange county is the milfs, they spend a lot of their new and older hubbies money on looking good. And then the rest of us get the pleasure of seeing them prove to the public that they are *still hot*.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (6Ll1u)


If I had to move back to SoCal I'd shoot myself. The MILFs don't even begin to make up for 3:00 AM traffic jams.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (Xuv2G)

196 181 The best part about living in socal in south orange county is the milfs, they spend a lot of their new and older hubbies money on looking good. And then the rest of us get the pleasure of seeing them prove to the public that they are *still hot*.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


There is a thin line between spending money to look good, and looking like Lenin's wax effigy. At some point, you're better off looking your age.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (LAe3v)

197 Huh. Report from Fox is that Trump is going further humiliate Romney by having dinner with him tomorrow.

The fiend.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:14 PM (/tuJf)
...........

I know, how mean. Everybody knows Mitt hates taco bowls.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

198 Was pretty surprised that the Post Office offered me a book of Nativity Scene stamps when I went in there today.
Thought for sure any notion of Christianity at Christmas would have been censored by our progressive and inclusive government.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (CFc5L)

199 sooth,

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1601397/

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (CRotO)

200 shibumi *the place is closing next year*

Auburn Hills?

Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (RfzVr)

201 "but you'll still hear "great" Aaron Rodgers is

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:13 PM (kjbSf) "

I don't have a dog in this fight (Browns fan - 0-16 ahoy!), but I think a SB MVP and the highest passer rating in NFL history are pretty great.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (kumBu)

202 190
What's an olivia munn?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (kjbSf)



I believe it translates into "Girl who jumps into pie while wearing maid costume"

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (z/Ubi)

203 Olivia Munn is tappable. Bigly tappable.

Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

204 Ryan wants to run against Pelowsi as the Minority leader. Says the coastal elites have too much power and that middle American Dems aren't being represented. Then turns right around and says the same damn thing that could have come straight from the mouth of Pelowsi.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (9iR5/)

205 in the future once Donald Trump begins roving the streets

The Scalp Weasel will replicate thousands of times and direct its minions to strike down the unroadworthy.

Or show up at a few ribbon cutting ceremonies at rebuilt bridges.

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (8J/Te)

206 lol wth

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (CRotO)

207 151 And undoubtedly Soros payment bots are funding all this crap.
==============================

The other night on reddit, a poster said he stayed on the Jill Stein give me money now page, and he watched the cash inflow going up at a steady pace of $160,000 per hour all night long - when presumably the people here in the USA would be asleep and not online giving their money away.

I didn't save a link but could probably find it if necessary. Anyway after watching for a few hours he calculated how much money she would net after a weekend of steady inflows and it matched pretty closely the actual amount. There was a bit more money than that, he assumed due to genuine dorks going online and giving $10 of their lunch money.

Posted by: Boots at November 28, 2016 07:19 PM (EBwPV)

208 The only reason I can see for Obama's stance is that he's afraid that by starting this hare there may be increased pressure to actually investigate voter fraud and THAT would hurt democrats.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (EW9tX)

209
It's not the dinner, it's the fact that Trump's making him sit in a booster chair and have the chicken nuggets.
Posted by: pep at November 28, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)



And drink from a sippy cup

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (lKyWE)

210 I wonder if those Russkies could swing by my place and put up the Christmas lights in between hacking and changing the recount.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (UwMHj)

211 No, it doesn't, but its as close as we're going to get while Democrats live.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (39g3+)

212 If CCCP1 can hack SCTV what can't they do?

https://youtu.be/hS8yZnevvRk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

213 Test.

Posted by: ¡ Jeb ! at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (OkKDg)

214
*checks watch*

*climbs into tank*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2


******


Parallel parking is a cinch in a tracked armored vehicle.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (wPiJc)

215 I'm in the camp that sees China as a bigger issue than Russia. Because we're more intertwined with China, and Trump (rightly) wants to change the existing dynamic. Putin's main objective is to hose Europe at the Gas Pump, but that's there problem.

Food for thought from Henry K:

"The questions the Chinese want to ask the new President, according to Kissinger, are these: "If we were you, we might try to suppress your rise. Do you seek to suppress us? If you do not, what will the world look like when we are both strong, as we expect to be?" Trump needs to have answers to these questions. The alternative, as Kissinger has said repeatedly, is for the United States and China to talk past each other until they stumble into 1914 in the Pacific, not to mention in cyberspace."

I expect China to implode or explode in the next 15 years or so, because of bad demographics and their peasantry being ripe for what they do every 100 years or so.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

216 Olivia Munn is very, very pretty - Rogers is a lucky lad. Though I'm sure packers fans are not too thrilled with how this season is panning out for them.

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (a0IVu)

217 heh. Just drove by a Valvoline Instant Oil Change franchise. Up on the sign; "It's Back, The Pumpkin Spice Oil Change!"

right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (kCDOM)

218 Olivia Munn is hawt.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (0mRoj)

219 What's an olivia munn?
..............

some type of lesbian?

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

220 "Sounds like what that bitch Jessica did to me.

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (CRotO) "

Yeah, but Dak Prescott's season is fucking you harder than Miss Simpson ever did.

There are worse things in life than being the world's highest paid bench warmer, though.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (kumBu)

221 You guys laugh about the curse of Olivia Munn but just look what she did to Brad Richards before she moved on up to Verlander.

I think she's a secret ginger.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

222 216 Olivia Munn is very, very pretty - Rogers is a lucky lad. Though I'm sure packers fans are not too thrilled with how this season is panning out for them.
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (a0IVu)



It might result in them getting a better coach and GM though.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)

223 Parallel parking is a cinch in a tracked armored vehicle.


Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (wPiJc)

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Not when you have other tanks in the way.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:22 PM (CRotO)

224 I can only hope Trump gives Romney a Taco Bowl haircut--to avenge that poor gay kid who offed himself after Mitt cut his hair in a similar fashion...

Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:22 PM (sUP4M)

225 222, It might result in them getting a better coach and GM though.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)
True. Is it just me or has their coach put on considerable weight?

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:22 PM (a0IVu)

226 I wonder if those Russkies could swing by my place and put up the Christmas lights in between hacking and changing the recount.

Yeah i could use some work done around the place. Lot of wiring work, its an old home. Internal paint, repairs on a few things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (39g3+)

227 I have that boy by the short hairs.

Posted by: Olivia Bunns at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (Tyii7)

228 Good grief. I googled a bit to see if there was ANYTHING more than *mumble* *cybersecurity* *mumble* *burp*


Let me summarize my response:

Correlation is NOT Russian hackers!

Seriously. That's all they have. Hillary did worse where there were diff machines.

I hope 'n wish that a state says, sure we'll recount some stuff...and then adds in the absentee ballots, pushing Trump's numbers up.

WAR

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (gTQoY)

229 200 shibumi *the place is closing next year*

Auburn Hills?
Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:18 PM (RfzVr)

That's what I thought, too!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (UwMHj)

230 "Olivia Munn is very, very pretty - Rogers is a lucky lad. Though I'm sure packers fans are not too thrilled with how this season is panning out for them.

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (a0IVu) "

The poor dears - a Hall of Fame QB having a bad season? They can start complaining when they're on QB #28 in less than 20 years.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (kumBu)

231 Rodgers. Where the hell did Verlander come from?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

232 Lord God King Obama issuing this bull kind of takes the wind out of the sails of all the lunatic Democrats claiming a Russian Hack.

But Barky was one of the insane idiots claiming that Russia was hacking the election and working with the GOP. He was even moving towards a hot war with Russia over this asinine set of obvious lies.

Anyway, I don't know why Barky has changed his mind, now, and I don't care. I don't care what he has to say about the election, the Russians, hacking or anything. The last thing I want in life is for Barky to be on my side on anything. With friends like him ...

He can just shut his dog-hole and disappear as quickly as possible.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (zc3Db)

233 I expect China to implode or explode in the next 15 years or so, because of bad demographics and their peasantry being ripe for what they do every 100 years or so.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

Oh no! Not the good china!

Posted by: zombie Pearl Buck at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (MiBfH)

234 210 I wonder if those Russkies could swing by my place and put up the Christmas lights in between hacking and changing the recount.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (UwMHj)


Probably, if you pay in $USD, but you'll have to sweep for bugs after.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (Xuv2G)

235 224 I can only hope Trump gives Romney a Taco Bowl haircut--to avenge that poor gay kid who offed himself after Mitt cut his hair in a similar fashion...
Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:22 PM (sUP4M)

---

Hey!

Nothing wrong with a bowl cut.

Posted by: Mark Davis - 9-2, bitches at November 28, 2016 07:24 PM (CRotO)

236 It's interesting to speculate about Stein's motives.

Just to promote any sort of general chaos that she is able to. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 28, 2016 07:24 PM (zc3Db)

237 Oh, and for what it's worth, Obama still owes Romney an apology! "Mitt, the 80's called, and they want their foreign policy back." #unprecedentedunpresidentialdebatesnark!

Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:24 PM (sUP4M)

238 >>>I expect China to implode or explode in the next 15 years or so, because of bad demographics and their peasantry being ripe for what they do every 100 years or so.



I agree. Their economy is tottering and the natives are restless. Their recent aggressiveness is what autocratic regimes usually do when the crumbling starts.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 28, 2016 07:24 PM (ppaKI)

239 What's an olivia munn?

The sum of all faps.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)

240
(Ryan that is, not Mortimer, who is a delightful poster.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

===

That is the first time in my life that I have been called "delightful".

I am happy and grateful , yet feel as if I have failed somehow.

Ima roll in some mud and ponder this.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (zu88C)

241 Rogers is a lucky lad. Though I'm sure packers fans are not too thrilled with how this season is panning out for them.


Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (a0IVu)
========================================

*makes growly noises*

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (dFi94)

242 Women weaken legs!

Posted by: Mickey at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (0mRoj)

243 Michigan used paper ballots. How do you cyber hack those? The optical scanners used to count them are not connected to the internet.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (C+wjz)

244 I understand that the Clinton campaign allowed the Green Party to take the lead in demanding recounts in critical swing states. I understand that several of her key aides were assembled to ask her why she didn't file for the recount herself, and she looked up from her desk.

"Stein will come," Hillary assured them.

The aides looked back and forth at each other nervously...

(hey, if you didn't think of this one already, it's your own damb fault...)

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (iIzG7)

245 lol POP,

tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (CRotO)

246 "Rodgers. Where the hell did Verlander come from?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (/tuJf) "

Verlander seemingly had the hot girl jinx from Kate Upton, but he recovered nicely last season.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (kumBu)

247 239 What's an olivia munn?

The sum of all faps.
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)

Check her out as Princess Leia. Holy smokes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

248 Olivia Munn first got her fame by doing mouth tricks with fruit, and sausages, and ....

Search on youtube

[Your welcome]

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (SIY7D)

249 Michigan used paper ballots. How do you cyber hack those?

====

In Soviet Russia, paper ballot hacks YOU!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (zu88C)

250 While there in Pa I have leaves to get cleaned up still, would really appreciate it. Seems a little task compaired to changing 68,001 votes .

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (5sOEp)

251 That article is just mindboggling, considering.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Is that the lovable lad with the driving-over/stabbing people impulse, or just a student there?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (bZ7mE)

252
"Sounds like what that bitch Jessica did to me.Posted by: Tony Romo at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (CRotO) "


Try playing a full season without getting hurt.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

253 So, why is Obama doing this? Is it fear of the margin of Dem voter fraud being exposed?

Is it because, if Hillary rocks the boat, Trump may not be as magnanimous as he has been, that he will have the Haggard Queen's hide nailed to the wall (and that would drag Obama down with her)?

Obama isn't doing this because he believes it, or for the good of the Nation.

So what IS Shit Midas' motive? (Seriously. what is it?)

Posted by: acethepug at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (539ql)

254 43. The warrior of the wasteland, the ayatollah of rock and roll-a!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (Hq0f9)

255 Hillary's campaign may be dead. But I can bring it back to life!

Posted by: Jill Franken Stein at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (OkKDg)

256 Michigan used paper ballots. How do you cyber hack those?


*****


It's Russia. They're using 1870's computer software, duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (wPiJc)

257 Read 'em n weep.

https://tinyurl.com/zsstgks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)

258 NaughtyPine *That's what I thought, too! *

You in MI also? There seems to be alot of us 'rons and ronettes here.

Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (RfzVr)

259 >>Verlander seemingly had the hot girl jinx from Kate Upton, but he recovered nicely last season.

Yea, I just got caught up in my own fantasy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

260 Olivia Munn is NOT attractive, and def not worth alienating your family over (your family that you use to be very close with). Since being with her, Aaron Rodgers has become quite the douche. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else (he likes hanging out with Gabby Giffords astronaut husband and has become a pretentious queef. His fellow players hate being lectured by him. He is what we use to refer to in HS in Philly as a "boreass"!

Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (sUP4M)

261 Yeah it's hard to keep perspective with Teh Stupid being so dense, and coming at us constantly, but step back just a bit and behold: US election integrity was threatened by (imagined) foreign actions, *not* by the lawlessness and idiocy of "progressive" organizations and individuals.


A sitting president making, at the very least, extremely troubling ambiguous comments about the consequences of illegal aliens voting.


"Courts" that pretend to believe that the minimum measure for election integrity (insisted upon by the US, UN, EU in all int'l election assistance and recognition) - voter ID - are "racist" or somehow burdensome impositions on voters. (pernicious nonsense that is also vigorously promoted by the "progressive" orgs and individuals mentioned above)


Oh - and Russian interference. Because certainly Moscow wouldn't want a dumb, failed, proven ineffective doofus with more blackmail potential than in a bad movie script, who had stunned them at the outset with the absurdly inappropriate prop of a mistranslated "reset" button at the first official meeting, to be president.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

262 "Sounds like what that bitch Jessica did to me.Posted by: Tony Romo at November 28, 2016 07:17 PM (CRotO) "


Try playing a full season game without getting hurt.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic




Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (sUwfN)

263 >>It's Russia. They're using 1870's computer software, duh.

*covets*

Posted by: Minx 0.7 Alpha at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (gTQoY)

264 230: Gotta be a Browns fan. My sympathies and I mean that even though I'm a Steelers fan. The AFC North sucks this year. Whoever wins it will have a short run in the playoffs.

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (3LtLy)

265 I expect China to implode or explode in the next 15 years or so, because of bad demographics and their peasantry being ripe for what they do every 100 years or so.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:20 PM (SIY7D)
Oh no! Not the good china!
Posted by: zombie Pearl Buck at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (MiBfH)

Yup...warlords and bandits will divide the country up and it will be like the 1920's and 30's all over again.

It gave use General Tso's Chicken the first time around so it can't be all bad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (ej1L0)

266 "Ima roll in some mud and ponder this.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:25 PM (zu88C) "

Don't worry, you're delightful in a way that is still AoS-lifestyle compliant.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (kumBu)

267 #207 Just like Saul Goodman did for Walter's cancer "fund-raiser" in Breaking Bad, Boots.

So I guess we now know where the "disappearer" sent Saul; and it wasn't to some cabin in the woods.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (7cmcE)

268 210
I wonder if those Russkies could swing by my place and put up the Christmas lights in between hacking and changing the recount.

About the only really things the Russkies have been good at for the last 70 years are military hardware and rockets. Everything else they've touched has pretty much gone to shit. However, if you have Military Grade Christmas Lights (tm) they might be able to fix you up, provided you pony up for the vodka.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (9iR5/)

269 Let me summarize my response:

Correlation is NOT Russian hackers!

Seriously. That's all they have. Hillary did worse where there were diff machines.

I hope 'n wish that a state says, sure we'll recount some stuff...and then adds in the absentee ballots, pushing Trump's numbers up.

WAR
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (gTQoY)

Ahhh... but its all part of the VRWC.... Vast Russian White Conspiracy!

Its where Russians, and White Racists, work together to... rule the world...

Think Russian Illuminati KKK!

Posted by: Lefty Leftowski, looking for chem trails... at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (qf6WZ)

270
Their economy is tottering and the natives are restless.

I thought China had no unemployment and 8% annual growth in the economy? Or are those numbers as bogus as ours?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (IqV8l)

271 It might result in them getting a better coach and GM though.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)
==================================

That defensive coordinator should be thrown into Green Bay. The actual Bay.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (dFi94)

272 Except for Ironman 2, I have apparently managed to never see Olivia Munn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 28, 2016 07:29 PM (0F67M)

273 off Jill Stein sock.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 07:29 PM (3LtLy)

274 265. Santa had better get cracking with my armored train, then.....I've got things to do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:29 PM (Hq0f9)

275 It's Russia. They're using 1870's computer software, duh.



*covets*

Posted by: Minx 0.7 Alpha at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (gTQoY)
======================


Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (dFi94)

276 231 Rodgers. Where the hell did Verlander come from?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

Heaven. He's dreamy.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (UwMHj)

277 My Schadenboner can't stand much more of the Left's theatric machinations of apoplectic desperation...

Posted by: Zettai Ry𔴔iki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (kP16F)

278 She's already too late for Pennsylvania so she can pocket some of the money that would go to that recount. Love to see Libs get scammed.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (Q2cEs)

279 Huh.

Raiders play the Bills next.

At home.

Nice.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (CRotO)

280 I am sheltering in place from Houston traffic.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (pre/E)

281 Rodgers. Where the hell did Verlander come from?

Got Kate Upton on the brain. Not that I blame you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (39g3+)

282 Hillary will look gorgeous, once I install the bolts in her neck and flatten her skull.

Posted by: Jill Franken Stein at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (OkKDg)

283 "Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (3LtLy) "

I'd say at this point I'm a Joe Thomas fan and the other fuck-ups are just along for the ride.

Incredibly sad bit of trivia - the last Browns QB to win a game was....Johnny Manziel.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (kumBu)

284 I thought China had no unemployment and 8% annual growth in the economy?

Yes!!!

Posted by: Aaaaannndrea Mitchell at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (Tyii7)

285 260 Olivia Munn is NOT attractive, and def not worth alienating your family over (your family that you use to be very close with). Since being with her, Aaron Rodgers has become quite the douche. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else (he likes hanging out with Gabby Giffords astronaut husband and has become a pretentious queef. His fellow players hate being lectured by him. He is what we use to refer to in HS in Philly as a "boreass"!
Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (sUP4M)



She is attractive.

And I didn't say I actually wanted to talk to her.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (z/Ubi)

286 279
Huh.



Raiders play the Bills next.



At home.



Nice.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (CRotO)
9-2 is a good place to be - though I nearly had a heart attack yesterday when Carr was injured.

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (a0IVu)

287 You in MI also? There seems to be alot of us 'rons and ronettes here.

Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM


You keep that up & we'll just have to have a MiMoMe...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

288 Ahhh... but its all part of the VRWC.... Vast Russian White Conspiracy!
======================

How about a drinkable White Russian? Sounds good for an after dinner sip.

Posted by: Boots at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (EBwPV)

289 Ahhh... but its all part of the VRWC.... Vast Russian White Conspiracy!

Nothing wrong with White Russians, man.

Posted by: The Dude at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (stTTh)

290 OT,

If CarlsonTucker doesnt stop exposing the idiocy of the guests that come on his show, hes going to have a hard time finding guests to come on his show.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (JmjOe)

291 Santa had better get cracking with my armored train, then.....I've got things to do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:29 PM (Hq0f9)

Armored train, schmarmored train. Tear up the tracks, and they're hooped.

Posted by: zombie T.E. Lawrence at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (MiBfH)

292 *pats broseidon on the shoulder*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (CRotO)

293 Let those who have not intentionally run over pedestrians then stab them cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (Nwg0u)

294 So what IS Shit Midas' motive? (Seriously. what is it?)


Posted by: acethepug at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (539ql)
=====================================

My guess? He wants to rub Hillary's nose in it. "Yup, sister. You lost to a game show host. Now watch this putt."

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (dFi94)

295 If CarlsonTucker doesnt stop exposing the idiocy of the guests that come on his show, hes going to have a hard time finding guests to come on his show.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (JmjOe)

Well us Morons are always available...I know I am...Does it pay?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (EbeEQ)

296 racing from precinct to precinct, chugging Vodka in between polling places.

So a typical Friday Night then?

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (8J/Te)

297 Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (CRotO)
9-2 is a good place to be - though I nearly had a heart attack yesterday when Carr was injured.
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (a0IVu)

---

I was about to break out the sackcloth and ashes.

Instead, I just drank more.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (CRotO)

298 Let those who have not intentionally run over pedestrians then stab them cast the first stone.

*fits stone into sling*

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (bZ7mE)

299 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)

she'll be dead before 2018 is over

Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

300 If CarlsonTucker doesnt stop exposing the idiocy of
the guests that come on his show, hes going to have a hard time finding
guests to come on his show.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (JmjOe)
========================================

That's where the idiot part kicks in.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (dFi94)

301 291 Santa had better get cracking with my armored train, then.....I've got things to do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:29 PM (Hq0f9)

Armored train, schmarmored train. Tear up the tracks, and they're hooped.
Posted by: zombie T.E. Lawrence at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (MiBfH)

Armored.... train????

Posted by: Artemis Gordon... at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (qf6WZ)

302 9-2 is a good place to be - though I nearly had a heart attack yesterday when Carr was injured.

----------
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (a0IVu)


IC...you're one of us!?



::Fistbump::

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (qUNWi)

303 "Raiders play the Bills next."

Tell me about it. We came this close to electing Hillary as President; the Cubs won with World Series; and Oakland, Detroit, and Dallas are all leading their divisions in the NFL. Either the apocalypse is upon us, or a hell of a lot of people had some miracles to be thankful for at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (iIzG7)

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (qUNWi)

305 Pj media leftists were all lining up to start with the gun law outrage over Ohio, need to ban cars and knives first.

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (5sOEp)

306 *You keep that up & we'll just have to have a MiMoMe...*

That would be fun. And we could all sneak out the back and stick jwest with the bill! (Ducks and runs)

Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (RfzVr)

307 Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:30 PM (CRotO)
9-2 is a good place to be - though I nearly had a heart attack yesterday when Carr was injured.
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:31 PM (a0IVu)

---

I was about to break out the sackcloth and ashes.

Instead, I just drank more.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (CRotO)


I was watching the Jet game...Oh G-D when does does Baseball season Start!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (EbeEQ)

308 Anyone besides me think Obama figured out with Trump, he has a gazillion dollars worth of money making opps as he bravely drones out against him in opposition. If Hillary is President, he can't take his money making roadshow on the global tour bitching about how awful things are in the US. It's a much more lucrative position for him to be agitating (and being paid Clintonian sums of money) against Trump and the Republicans who will in his words control EVERYTHING!! He saw how the Clintons became filthy stinking rich, and he knows at heart he is an even bigger grifter than them!

Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (sUP4M)

309 294 So what IS Shit Midas' motive? (Seriously. what is it?)


Posted by: acethepug at November 28, 2016 07:26 PM (539ql)
=====================================

My guess? He wants to rub Hillary's nose in it. "Yup, sister. You lost to a game show host. Now watch this putt."
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:33 PM (dFi94)


He's thinking about his legacy. There's no chance recounts would change anything, and if they do there will be a no-shit civil war. So he's trying to look presidential, even if he was never good at the actual presidentin' part.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (Xuv2G)

310 290: He keeps inviting idiots who don't realize there idiots and DC is FULL of those.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (3LtLy)

311 Maybe Trump can make Romney Viceroy of Cuba? That should please the Neo-Cons who want some international battlefield action (Cuba is more useful than Syria). Plus the communist will get beaten, and I am sure Putin will give some standard issue statement about American aggression after Trump personally plants the American Flag upon San Juan Hill...

See it is a win-win for both pro-Trump people (like me) and the Neo-Cons.



Posted by: William Eaton at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (MuTTO)

312
Tell me about it. We came this close to electing Hillary as President; the Cubs won with World Series; and Oakland, Detroit, and Dallas are all leading their divisions in the NFL. Either the apocalypse is upon us, or a hell of a lot of people had some miracles to be thankful for at Thanksgiving.



To be honest I'm ascaired.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (qUNWi)

313 maybe the vast white russian conspiracy?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (i8bpR)

314 I saw Vegas has a new hockey team now too, should go good along with the Raiders franchise.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)

315 258 NaughtyPine *That's what I thought, too! *

You in MI also? There seems to be alot of us 'rons and ronettes here.
Posted by: cfomahm at November 28, 2016 07:27 PM (RfzVr)

Yes. I'm rather surprised. I've lurked on and off for a couple of years and thought everyone was from western states. Hence the fear of Skandis.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (UwMHj)

316 I'm not really sure what Obama's motivation is here, honestly. He seems to be playing both sides at once while trying to seem all above it and presidential. I don't think the man takes a dump without consultation and careful coaching by his cast of thousands, but what their game is, I can' work out at this point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (39g3+)

317 302, Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (qUNWi)

Yes indeed! And to have a winning season after so bloody long..

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (a0IVu)

318 >>She is attractive.

>>And I didn't say I actually wanted to talk to her.

If you alienate your family you can come to Thanksgiving with my family next year.

Bring Olivia.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

319 Ngu,

I was praying you guys would win.

Then I ate a bowl of clam chowder.

I may have jinxed y'all.

Sorry.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (CRotO)

320 And I didn't say I actually wanted to talk to her.
Can't talk with her mouth full.

She does like chocolates, doesn't she?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (7cmcE)

321 "I thought China had no unemployment and 8% annual growth in the economy? Or are those numbers as bogus as ours?"

They're running out of empty cities to build. Their banking system has way more air in it than ours.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (SIY7D)

322 I don't know how everyone gets a post without a letter typed, my tablet will not let me with the 'Why don't you type something first' message

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (5sOEp)

323 i figure Obola is afraid that recounts will end up showing the only voting fraud was by Demonrats

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (i8bpR)

324
Tell me about it. We came this close to electing Hillary as President; the Cubs won with World Series; and Oakland, Detroit, and Dallas are all leading their divisions in the NFL. Either the apocalypse is upon us, or a hell of a lot of people had some miracles to be thankful for at Thanksgiving.

It's only the Apocalypse when the Browns have a winning streak or start exhibiting better judgement...

Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (sUP4M)

325 If CarlsonTucker doesnt stop exposing the idiocy of the guests that come on his show, hes going to have a hard time finding guests to come on his show.

Posted by: fixerupper


Just pull a lefty journo move; find a hacky dumb-dumb off the internet and claim that he represents everyone on that side of the issue. There's a never-ending supply.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (1G5R8)

326 He's thinking about his legacy... So he's trying to look presidential, even if he was never good at the actual presidentin' part.

I dunno about that. He seems to realize his entire legacy is gone if Trump takes office, but he's trying to seem all dignified and stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (39g3+)

327 Raider Nation MoMee in Houston

SB LI

Works for me.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (CRotO)

328 "*pats broseidon on the shoulder*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:32 PM (CRotO) "

I'm just waiting for us to somehow go 0-16 and not get the 1st pick.

Or, you know, inevitably waste it on a scrub while the 2nd and 3rd picks become Hall of Famers.

Can't say I'm pulling for the Raiders, but ffs, anybody but the effing Patriots again. It's just boring at this point. I've seen enough of Tom Brady's Gillette-shorn mug for at least three lifetimes.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (kumBu)

329 I was praying you guys would win.

Then I ate a bowl of clam chowder.

I may have jinxed y'all.

Sorry.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:36 PM (CRotO)


What? I mean not even Jet Fans pray the Jets win...we just watch out of morbid curiosity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (EbeEQ)

330 She's most attractive with 5 sausages stuck in her mouth or when making out with Nikki Tomlinson.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

331 Mmm. Good chowdah.

Oh, shit! Chowdah break's over. Back on my head.

Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (7cmcE)

332 Armored train, schmarmored train. Tear up the tracks, and they're hooped.
Posted by: zombie T.E. Lawrence



Speaking of Lawrence, why can't the leftists emulate him? He had a serious hard on for muzzies, like they do, but he didn't try to import them into England. Why can't the left all move to the Arabian Peninsula?

Posted by: Jill Franken Stein at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (OkKDg)

333
If CarlsonTucker doesnt stop exposing the idiocy of
the guests that come on his show, hes going to have a hard time finding
guests to come on his show.
Posted by: fixerupper


That Santa looking guy at the start of the show wasn't as goofy as most of the freaks he gets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (IqV8l)

334 291. You'd think so, but if you do that, you lose the ability to travel. Armored trains were the shiznit and must have accessory for the Russian civil war and the Chinese.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (Hq0f9)

335 >>>I thought China had no unemployment and 8% annual growth in the economy? Or are those numbers as bogus as ours?


About as real as ours. They've focused on an export economy at the expense of domestic users and infrastructure. That's made the top party tier and a few selected Friends of the Party obscenely rich and allowed them to claim "growth", but the average Chinese citizen is still forced to boil his water, breath toxins and eat tainted food. And if the tales from the Apple factories are accurate, they are used as slave labor to make the crap that floods our stores. But hey, they're unemployed!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (ppaKI)

336 Incredibly sad bit of trivia - the last Browns QB to win a game was....Johnny Manziel.



Saw a post on Fb:
Bye Week 24
Cleveland 21

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (sUwfN)

337 >> maybe the vast white russian conspiracy?


Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

Posted by: Dude at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (pyZce)

338 He saw how the Clintons became filthy stinking rich, and he knows at heart he is an even bigger grifter than them!
Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (sUP4M)

He is too lazy and stupid....he will just wander from one glory hole to the next in his retirement, blaming whitey and being an asshole. No one will miss him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (ej1L0)

339 "Tell me about it. We came this close to electing Hillary as President; the Cubs won with World Series; and Oakland, Detroit, and Dallas are all leading their divisions in the NFL. Either the apocalypse is upon us, or a hell of a lot of people had some miracles to be thankful for at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (iIzG7) "

Not to mention Cleveland won a major sports title. But the Tribe blew it and the Browns are 0-12, so maybe the apocalypse isn't quite nigh just yet.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (kumBu)

340 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (kumBu)

I call him Tom Bundchen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (42Mgr)

341 Oh G-D when does does Baseball season Start!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM (EbeEQ)
==========================

Opening Day, April 2nd. Cubs vs Cardinals at Wrigley. The rest of the teams start on the 3rd.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (dFi94)

342 "It's only the Apocalypse when the Browns have a winning streak or start exhibiting better judgement...

Hey, let's not get too carried away now. There is divine intervention, and there is a complete cosmic unraveling of space and time as we know them. I think three Browns wins in a row summons Cthulhu.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (iIzG7)

343
I thought China had no unemployment and 8% annual growth in the economy?


Yes,China could teach us a thing or two.

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (lKyWE)

344 I call him Tom Bundchen.

Giselle is yummy.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:40 PM (qUNWi)

345 Ngu,

Well, more like, "God, make the Patriots lose, if not, bang 'em up a little."

God responded by jamming Carr's finger.

God does not take kindly on wishing violence on others, no matter how much they deserve it.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:40 PM (CRotO)

346
Opening Day, April 2nd. Cubs vs Cardinals at Wrigley. The rest of the teams start on the 3rd.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (dFi94)

LOL...Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:40 PM (EbeEQ)

347 OMG. Check out Tuckers new idiot.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:40 PM (JmjOe)

348 316 I'm not really sure what Obama's motivation is here, honestly. He seems to be playing both sides at once while trying to seem all above it and presidential. I don't think the man takes a dump without consultation and careful coaching by his cast of thousands, but what their game is, I can' work out at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (39g3+)

+++

I think he made a pact with the Clinton's. He did his part in attempting to get her elected, as promised. He then stuck a knife in her back as he always wanted to.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2016 07:41 PM (CFc5L)

349 Speaking of Lawrence, why can't the leftists emulate him? He had a serious hard on for muzzies, like they do, but he didn't try to import them into England. Why can't the left all move to the Arabian Peninsula?

Posted by: Jill Franken Stein at November 28, 2016 07:37 PM (OkKDg)

Actually, he had a fascination with Bedouins, not Arabs or muslims in general. He was quite scornful of what he called "town Arabs", for example the mob that became today's "palestinians".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2016 07:41 PM (MiBfH)

350 >>What? I mean not even Jet Fans pray the Jets win...we just watch out of morbid curiosity

I was just waiting for a sign. When Anderson fumbled before halftime I knew it was over.

On the other hand, I really like Enunwa. He is a hell of a receiver.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 07:41 PM (/tuJf)

351 Well, more like, "God, make the Patriots lose, if not, bang 'em up a little."

God responded by jamming Carr's finger.

God does not take kindly on wishing violence on others, no matter how much they deserve it.



Oh...that was you?

Don't do that again.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:41 PM (qUNWi)

352 At the same time, there's this big "Obama administration had no scandals!" lie going on out there, and I wonder if that's not what he's decided to settle on: I was dignified, nothing awful, I didn't get caught with the intern, I had no scandals, I was adult and proper. Then when Trump trumps it up, he can compare his media-crafted image and say "look at how much better I was and how things were with me in there" for his legacy.

I don't know, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:41 PM (39g3+)

353 If Obama's legacy is destroyed in the first week of DT's presidency I will be overjoyed. Even if it takes 4 years I'll be happy.

Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2016 07:42 PM (BO/km)

354 https://tinyurl.com/zhe7ajz

Yep Joe(MikeBanger)Blow Trump is PISSED at KellyAnne Conway

Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (y3aQB)

355 Barak his whole life has had money just fall on his lap, he's way to lazy to work for anything. But it will still fall on him so I won't be to worried he will go broke.

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (5sOEp)

Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)

357 So hey, it turns out VWRC actually stands for Vast White Russian Conspiracy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (pre/E)

358 Oh G-D when does does Baseball season Start!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:34 PM
==========================
Opening Day, April 2nd. Cubs vs Cardinals at Wrigley. The rest of the teams start on the 3rd.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM


pitchers & catchers (shut up) report on 14FEB, full squads on 18FEB

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (KCxzN)

359 Browns fans don't pray - we know there are limits to even G-d's power.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (kumBu)

360 Just came from the installation of Rotaract officers and students at our son's university. He is an officer.

Incredible bunch of young people. Not a snowflake or pajama boy in the group.

The president of the group described our son as "the nicest guy I believe I've ever met. And he's brutally honest." To lots of laughter.

And the university president praised his leadership with the veterans' group.

So, husband and I are a bit on cloud nine.

Obama isn't fit to polish any of their shoes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

361 It's very simple. Obama understands that this sort of talk may renew calls to "true the vote". If they take all those illegals and dead people off the rolls, it will impact the Dems. It won't hurt the Greens. That's why he's trying to put an end to it.

I think it would be fitting for the Repubs to do everything possible to clean up the lists of voters, maybe even a national ban on motor voter and vote by mail (with a few exceptions). And they can point to Jill Stein and say that they are just making sure that we can trust our election process.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (iynDC)

362 Yes indeed! And to have a winning season after so bloody long..


Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (a0IVu)
Courtesy of the Denver Broncos and Jack Del Rio. And real kudos to Jack, he's turned the Raiders around. The Donkey's have a rookie QB, and no running game, mostly due to idiot trades and injuries. The O line is weak this year especially at right tackle (KC made that very clear last night), and the D has been plagued by injuries. I told Mrs. Old Blue after the KC game last night that our playoff hopes were about done.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (9iR5/)

363
AHM GONNA git me a shotgun and kill all the white Russians I see
AHM GONNA git me a shotgun and kill all the white Russians I see

And when I kill all the whities I see, the white Russian won't bother me!

AHM GONNA git me a shotgun and kill all the white Russians I see !

/Garrett Morris

http://tinyurl.com/mfv8o57

Posted by: Garrett Johnson at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (zu88C)

364 "I think he made a pact with the Clinton's. He did his part in attempting to get her elected, as promised."

"I'm telling you, this guy is protected from on high, by the Prince of Darkness himself."

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (iIzG7)

365 As to the question of motives, perhaps Stein, Hillary, and Obama are simply following orders from above.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (XoldI)

366 So hey, it turns out VWRC actually stands for Vast White Russian Conspiracy.

THAT'S RACIST !@!!! there are Black Russians too

Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (y3aQB)

367 eleven,

I know, right?

Seriously, Carr is a tough kid.

Amazing to see how both sides of the ball collapsed when he got hurt.

Even more so when he came back onto the field, and the roar of the Nation when he did so, and proceeded to rally the troops.

The Raider Nation is back.

Maybe ugly wins, but they're wins.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (CRotO)

368 Hence the fear of Skandis.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 28, 2016 07:35 PM (UwMHj)
==================================

Skandis are cute and winsome creatures, and hardly ever make you stand outside naked in the outhouse in January.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:45 PM (dFi94)

369 Actually, he had a fascination with Bedouins, not Arabs or muslims in general

Yeah he was pretty critical of Islam in his book but loved the simplicity and directness of lifestyle among the Bedu. I'm not sure religion ever really played into it. Having a lot of young boys at his disposal because it was culturally acceptable probably was some part of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:45 PM (39g3+)

370 "Incredibly sad bit of trivia - the last Browns QB to win a game was....Johnny Manziel."

Tip of the hat to AtC for originally posting this one:

http://tinyurl.com/jpw52jy

Posted by: torquewrench at November 28, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW6)

371 and Jack Del Rio. And real kudos to Jack, he's turned the Raiders around. The Donkey's have a rookie QB, and no running game, mostly due to idiot trades and injuries. The O line is weak this year especially at right tackle (KC made that very clear last night), and the D has been plagued by injuries. I told Mrs. Old Blue after the KC game last night that our playoff hopes were about done.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (9iR5/)


Maddan is really high on Del Rio

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:46 PM (EbeEQ)

372 Even if it takes 4 years I'll be happy.

Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2016 07:42 PM (BO/km)

I want a cocaine-fueled double-penetration video starring Obama, their stupid dog and a muzzie to come out two days before the inauguration.

That would make me happy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2016 07:46 PM (42Mgr)

373 And he's brutally honest.

------------

Gee, wonder where he gets THAT from.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:46 PM (JmjOe)

374 291. You'd think so, but if you do that, you lose the ability to travel. Armored trains were the shiznit and must have accessory for the Russian civil war and the Chinese.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 28, 2016 07:38 PM (Hq0f9)

True once, but true no longer. Now there are road networks, and plentiful motor vehicles to get your raiders from Point A to Point B. Lawrence's raiders used fast horses, and camels to attack the Turkish trains, and dynamite to blow the tracks and/or bridges.

Now, if your modern-day armored train had a few railcars loaded with armed Jeeps and light armored cars, perhaps you could turn the tables on such an assault.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (MiBfH)

375 Maybe ugly wins, but they're wins.


Just Win Baby.

::SMFH::

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)

376 THAT'S RACIST !@!!! there are Black Russians too

====

BLACK RUSSIANS ARE OPPRESSED TOO????

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (zu88C)

377 eleven,

http://tinyurl.com/jq2fgcd

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (CRotO)

378 Gee, wonder where he gets THAT from.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:46 PM (JmjOe)


I have no idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (PY9jH)

379 pitchers & catchers (shut up) report on 14FEB, full squads on 18FEB

Just 78 days. But a long, cold 78 days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (39g3+)

380 Orrence! Orrence!

Posted by: zombie bedouin boy at November 28, 2016 07:48 PM (7cmcE)

381 AHM GONNA git me a shotgun and kill all the white Russians I see !

/Garrett Morris

http://tinyurl.com/mfv8o57


Posted by: Garrett Johnson at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (zu88C)
==============================

Cracks me up every single time - ha!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:48 PM (dFi94)

382 LE Merkel 's goverment gave the Clinton Foundation 5 mill since July this year, her administration not happy with Trump who they did not give 5 mil to.

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:48 PM (5sOEp)

383 "I call him Tom Bundchen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2016 07:39 PM (42Mgr) "

Tom Bundchen-Belichick. He seems like he would hyphenate.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:48 PM (kumBu)

384 Full marks to Obama on this one. For once he got one right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (SRKgf)

385 At least the Browns didn't loose to Kansas for the first time in fifty eight years.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (pre/E)

386 eleven,

http://tinyurl.com/jq2fgcd



SMFH...didn't come through.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)

387 I met Jack Del Rio at a mall bar not far from Arrowhead when he played here. Bought me a beer, nice guy.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (JmjOe)

388 T.E. Lawrence got boned by that Turk because thats what Turks do I guess. Its in the uncut version.

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (5sOEp)

389
Cracks me up every single time - ha!


Posted by: grammie winger

====


SNL really was VERY funny once.

Once.

*sigh*

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (zu88C)

390
pitchers catchers (shut up) report on 14FEB, full squads on 18FEB


Not exactly spring training anymore is it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (lKyWE)

391 371 and Jack Del Rio. And real kudos to Jack, he's turned the Raiders around. The Donkey's have a rookie QB, and no running game, mostly due to idiot trades and injuries. The O line is weak this year especially at right tackle (KC made that very clear last night), and the D has been plagued by injuries. I told Mrs. Old Blue after the KC game last night that our playoff hopes were about done.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:44 PM (9iR5/)


Madden is really high on Del Rio
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:46 PM (EbeEQ)

---

Black Jack Del Rio should get Coach of the Year.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (CRotO)

392 Really I think now is a good time for a moment of silence for all those newsrooms that had to spike "gun violence in America" stories today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (39g3+)

393 Jane, congratulations!


Surely the best thing that can happen to a parent.


And thanks for raising one right, and adding to the (out-numbered) forces of light.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (QDnY+)

394 Cool fixerupper!

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (CRotO)

395 Black Jack Del Rio should get Coach of the Year.


::cheers::

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

396 T.E. Lawrence got boned by that Turk because that's what Turks do I guess

Historically too, he got raped by his Turkish captors. Technically its called "Turking" I understand. Kinda broke his spirit as I expect it would a lot of us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (39g3+)

397 Really I think now is a good time for a moment of silence for all those newsrooms that had to spike "gun violence in America" stories today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (39g3+)

but didn't that Campus Cop violate the poor immigrants civil rights? I mean wasn't he in a designated safe place? I'm confused

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (EbeEQ)

398 "http://tinyurl.com/jpw52jy

Posted by: torquewrench at November 28, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW6) "

Accurate, but only if half of them have concussions and/or staph infections.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (kumBu)

399 http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=XaTRJmVkC3cW%2BmKIYjn%2BX4h4l5k2TGxc#.WDzSC6IrKqQ

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (CRotO)

400 Jane, congratulations!





Surely the best thing that can happen to a parent.





And thanks for raising one right, and adding to the (out-numbered) forces of light.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (QDnY+)


Thanks! It was a great evening. I got a little teary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (PY9jH)

401 The Doncos had no idea what to do with Jimmy Houston last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (89T5c)

402 grammie,

here is a link to the full transcript of that skit.

Just hilarious!

http://tinyurl.com/2oyode

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (zu88C)

403 384 Full marks to Obama on this one. For once he got one right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 07:49 PM (SRKgf)

+++

I'd trust the Devil himself before I believed a word Obama says. There's got to be more to it. Superior gloating that he won and she didn't has got to be up there. Number Two: The Clinton's and Obama's hate each other.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (CFc5L)

404 but didn't that Campus Cop violate the poor immigrants civil rights?

It was clearly racist, the white cop gunning down a young black man. He didn't even read him his rights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)

405 Here ya go, eleven,

http://tinypic.com/m/jl3p0j/1

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (CRotO)

406 I have adblock.

Maybe why it's not coming through SMFH.

??

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi)

407 If the Browns would have made Manziel the QB from day one like the other teams did to their rookie QBs, the Browns would not have been in an any worse position. They ruined him by stomping on him and his ego intentionally.

Look at Carr. He was 3-13 rookie year. 7-9 sophomore and now leading the division. Bortles was 3-13 and 5-11.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 07:53 PM (tyYyF)

408 pitchers catchers (shut up) report on 14FEB, full squads on 18FEB

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2016 07:43 PM (KCxzN)
=====================

Thanks Alton! I was looking for that info but I couldn't find it. February 14 seems late. Isn't it usually a few days earlier?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:53 PM (dFi94)

409 Garrett Johnson is white!

Posted by: Blackie Johnson at November 28, 2016 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

410
Posted by: Jane D'oh
===

Gratz, Mom.

Nice job!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

411 Really I think now is a good time for a moment of silence for all those newsrooms that had to spike "gun violence in America" stories today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:50 PM (39g3+)

but didn't that Campus Cop violate the poor immigrants civil rights? I mean wasn't he in a designated safe place? I'm confused



Gun free zone had to call men with guns to save their asses.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 07:54 PM (sUwfN)

412 Point of order, if i may.

Manziel ruined himself. He needed no help.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:54 PM (JmjOe)

413 AOP you're right - but I think Palpatine (and others of us) would like to have armored trains just - because. As you surely understand.


But since we're talking about Lawrence, everyone should know that if you visit Jordan, touring/seeing Wadi Rum is a must-do. Relevant scenes from the movie filmed "on location" where the events happened.


Even better, your tour guide will likely be a grandson of a Howeitat tribesman who rode with Lawrence to take Aqaba from the Turks. And his father will have been an extra who rode in the movie.


Spectacular place, too.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

414 Bortles is falling to pieces.

I actually wanted to see him do good.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:54 PM (qUNWi)

415 412 Point of order, if i may.

Manziel ruined himself. He needed no help.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 07:54 PM (JmjOe)

Not according to a lot of his teammates.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 07:55 PM (tyYyF)

416 Turducking! Turducking!

Posted by: zombie bedouin boy at November 28, 2016 07:55 PM (7cmcE)

417 Manziel ruined himself. He needed no help.


Absolutely.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 07:55 PM (qUNWi)

418
grammie,

here is a link to the full transcript of that skit.

Just hilarious!

http://tinyurl.com/2oyode


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (zu88C)
============================

What are the chances they could do something like that today? That's one thing about the left that really bugs me - they've taken so much humor away from us.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94)

419 LE Merkel 's goverment gave the Clinton Foundation 5 mill since July this year, her administration not happy with Trump who they did not give 5 mil to.
Posted by: Skip


The UN should pass a resolution about influencing another nation's elections. This is as disgusting as what we did in Israel. And maybe it would have prevented the Russians from rigging our election.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2016 07:56 PM (OkKDg)

420 "Look at Carr. He was 3-13 rookie year. 7-9 sophomore and now leading the division. Bortles was 3-13 and 5-11.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 07:53 PM (tyYyF) "

Eh, Manziel was going to self-destruct no matter what. We have lots of holes besides QB - the entire O-Line besides Thomas, for one. Letting Alex Mack go was just one of many mistakes leading up to an 0-16 year.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:56 PM (kumBu)

421 Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and a cheesesteak
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win its a shame
For its one, two, three downs and punt
At the old ball game!

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2016 07:56 PM (5sOEp)

422 but didn't that Campus Cop violate the poor immigrants civil rights? I mean wasn't he in a designated safe place? I'm confused

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 07:51 PM (EbeEQ)


That poor widow/ orphan/ immigrant/ terrorist was wearing a safety pin. Show some respect!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 07:57 PM (SRKgf)

423 Just 78 days. But a long, cold 78 days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 07:47 PM (39g3+)
============================

Not so bad, 78 days. I can do 78 days. One ,

Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 07:58 PM (dFi94)

424 SMFH, I would agree. Although I'm not a Raiders fan obviously, I'm a big Del Rio fan. He did some great things here in Denver. And the way he's turned the Raiders around is pretty impressive. Took him two years, but he's done it.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:58 PM (9iR5/)

425 "Relevant scenes from the movie filmed "on location" where the events happened."

No prisoners!

Seriously, David Lean had to convince the Money Men to let him shoot a four-hour movie in the desert -- using 70mm cameras -- about a guy no living American had heard of, involved in a sideshow to WWI, starring an unknown Irish stage actor, with no love interest unless you count an off-screen homosexual rape.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 07:59 PM (SIY7D)

426 Carr is a Christian young man with a family, who says, "Gosh, darn it!" when frustrated (which tickles his teammates to no end).

His O-Line would die for him.

He is the heart and soul of the Raiders.

Last night proved it without a shadow of a doubt.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:59 PM (CRotO)

427 384 Full marks to Obama on this one. For once he got one right.

Really ?

Maybe I'm the only paranoid in the room. Because, at least to me, if you read that statement from the context of an anticipated Clinton win ... it reads entirely differently.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 07:59 PM (fiGNd)

428 Great documentary on Castro running on HBOHD right now.

Anyone who praises this guy in any way is as evil as he was.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

429 I'd trust the Devil himself before I believed a word Obama says. There's got to be more to it. Superior gloating that he won and she didn't has got to be up there. Number Two: The Clinton's and Obama's hate each other.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (CFc5L)



Me too, but I'll take what he said at face value. This time. I don't really care why he said it. I know he hates the Clintons (I can relate), and he probably enjoyed sticking it up Hillary's ass (to which I can only relate in a figurative sense), but that's OK. He still said it, and it kicks the Reds' propaganda campaign in the balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 08:00 PM (SRKgf)

430 407: I hope they stay patient with Bortles. He's gonna be a solid NFL QB. Jax just needs to be patient and build a good team around him. I liked him when he was at Central Florida.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2016 08:00 PM (3LtLy)

431 Carr is no party boy like Stabler was, but like him, a very clutch player.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 08:00 PM (CRotO)

432 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 07:56 PM (kumB

Haters never wanted to give Manziel a chance and they got their wish. I just wanted to see what he would have done if they gave him the same opportunity as the other QBs in his draft instead of immediately shitting on him before he even took the practice field.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 08:01 PM (tyYyF)

433 David Lean had to convince the Money Men to let him shoot a four-hour movie in the desert

Given the scope and cost, I'm frankly astounded he pulled it off. Its not like Lean was a big name at the time, either. But boy did it work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 08:01 PM (39g3+)

434 Jill Stein is on Kennedy saying she is pushing for recounts to satisfy "cynical voters".

Thats a quote.

Posted by: MTF at November 28, 2016 08:01 PM (sCBEO)

435 "His O-Line would die for him.

He is the heart and soul of the Raiders.

Last night proved it without a shadow of a doubt.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 07:59 PM (CRotO) "

As opposed to Browns QB's, who are slowly dying because of their O-Line.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (kumBu)

436 but didn't that Campus Cop violate the poor immigrants civil rights?



It was clearly racist, the white cop gunning down a young black man. He didn't even read him his rights.

Posted by: t November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)

Cop done stopped a young man from practicing his religion.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (P/kVC)

437 401
The Doncos had no idea what to do with Jimmy Houston last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2016 07:52 PM (89T5c)
They O line couldn't stop him. He was a one man wrecking ball. Especially at right tackle.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (9iR5/)

438 SMFH, I would agree. Although I'm not a Raiders fan obviously, I'm a big Del Rio fan. He did some great things here in Denver. And the way he's turned the Raiders around is pretty impressive. Took him two years, but he's done it.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:58 PM (9iR5/)


I am just an old time AFL fan, so deep down, I root for AFL teams

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (EbeEQ)

439 Jill Stein is on Kennedy saying she is pushing for recounts to satisfy "cynical voters"

What is this like her third story as to why she's doing it? Its obvious she's just doing it to raise money for herself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (39g3+)

440 Good points, Ignoramus.


Back in the late 90s/early 00s I saw the newly restored Lawrence version that did limited engagements at certain theaters.


Saw it at the Senator theater in Baltimore. An old-style large cinema, the sort of place you need to see a movie like that.


Full restored version, with the long musical overture (talk about a musical score ... jeesh). I believe the only "restored" scenes were a few quick ones (actually from the Wadi Rum portion, just prior to the attack on Aqaba) showing females (the only time a female is scene in the movie).


The phrase (and concept) "they don't make 'em like that any more" is around for a reason.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

441 I am just an old time AFL fan, so deep down, I root for AFL teams
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 08:02 PM (EbeEQ)

---

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 08:03 PM (CRotO)

442 Me too, but I'll take what he said at face value. This time. I don't really care why he said it. I know he hates the Clintons (I can relate), and he probably enjoyed sticking it up Hillary's ass (to which I can only relate in a figurative sense), but that's OK. He still said it, and it kicks the Reds' propaganda campaign in the balls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 08:00 PM (SRKgf)

+++

Sounds good.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2016 08:03 PM (CFc5L)

443 I get that we've moved on to NFL talk ... so I'll just leave this link to the actual text of the White House statement here - and then leave it alone.

http://tinyurl.com/zfdneos

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

444 Posted by: MTF


WATCHING IT NOW!

She just said that there was "no evidence" of fraud until " you look for it" but then said that there was "all kinds of evidence of fraud" 15 seconds later.

Gah.

Lying money-grubbing hag.


How about MANDATORY ID for voting , biyatch?



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 28, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

445 Nice dacha awaits comrade Stein after hard and just work to end will of people.

Comrades it is going to be a glorious future GLORIOUS!!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 28, 2016 08:04 PM (cOHS7)

446 I am worried the Dems will steal the election with this recount garbage. You watch.

Posted by: Arkansas Yankee (Never Ever Crooked, Nagging, Lying, Vindictive, Security Risk Hillary) at November 28, 2016 08:04 PM (VROe3)

447 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpTCPs6Vlg

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 28, 2016 08:05 PM (CRotO)

448 Lawrence is my hero.

I've always looked up to him.

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 28, 2016 08:05 PM (OkKDg)

449 "Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 08:01 PM (tyYyF) "

The Browns FO is inept, no doubt about it, but at the end of the day it's on Manziel that he showed up late/drunk/not at all to team meetings. For a team already so far in the gutter, how much could we realistically commit to somebody that you can't trust to even show up?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 28, 2016 08:05 PM (kumBu)

450 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 08:05 PM (sUwfN)

451 268 210
I wonder if those Russkies could swing by my place and put up the Christmas lights in between hacking and changing the recount.
About the only really things the Russkies have been good at for the last 70 years are military hardware and rockets. Everything else they've touched has pretty much gone to shit. However, if you have Military Grade Christmas Lights (tm) they might be able to fix you up, provided you pony up for the vodka.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 07:28 PM (9iR5/)



I dunno about Russia, but I visited the late unlamented USSR, and it was Mexico with nuclear weapons and a space program. Everything else was laughable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)

452 I've always looked up to him.
Posted by: Robert Reich


You look up to Peter Dinklage

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)

453 "
It's very simple. Obama understands that this sort of talk may renew
calls to "true the vote". If they take all those illegals and dead
people off the rolls, it will impact the Dems. It won't hurt the Greens.
That's why he's trying to put an end to it."

----------

Beat me to it. Much too powerful a tool to be disabled over Abuela Baracho.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 28, 2016 08:06 PM (cOHS7)

454 Cop done stopped a young man from practicing his religion.

Yeah, already seeing some idiots on twatter saying that white cop shooting young black man is teh ebil!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 28, 2016 08:07 PM (9iR5/)

455 A small coastal town in Spain was used to stand in for Aqaba in the movie. Not sure why they couldn't just shoot those scenes on-location, too, since they made a big effort to do the Wadi Rum portion nearby. The movie town (overall) is a reasonable stand-in for the real Aqaba.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 08:07 PM (QDnY+)

456 The Indians will never win the World Series.

The Browns will never win a Super Bowl.

Hillary Clinton will never be President.

-o0o-

Somebody, quick, get me the Vegas official line on each of those statements...

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2016 08:07 PM (iIzG7)

457 439 Jill Stein is on Kennedy saying she is pushing for recounts to satisfy "cynical voters"

What is this like her third story as to why she's doing it? Its obvious she's just doing it to raise money for herself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



See! This is why I'm pushing for these recounts. For cynical voters like Chris. Keep sending in those millions!! I'll put it to good use, for PROGRESS!

Posted by: Jill Stein, driving new McClaren 570S at November 28, 2016 08:08 PM (3LtLy)

458 "Lawrence of Columbus, OH" just didn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: T. E. Lawrence at November 28, 2016 08:08 PM (OkKDg)

459 >>Having a lot of young boys at his disposal because it was culturally acceptable probably was some part of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Lawrence and I have a lot in common. Well, except he has two good eyes.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 28, 2016 08:09 PM (/Nite)

460 Jay, aphorism among Cold Warriors and former Sovietologists - "the Russians are incapable of doing anything right, except conquering the world".


Brilliant, funny, and insightful summing up, really.


And in the late 90s somebody described Russia as "a sort of Zaire, with nuclear weapons, and permafrost".


Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2016 08:09 PM (QDnY+)

461 Zero wold like to get rid of the Clntons once and for all so he can work on selecting and backing whoever the Donks put up in 4 years.

Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)

462 Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 06:33 PM (0mRoj)

It is?!! I am an extremely prompt person. I have one female friend who arrives late and also another one who is also very prompt. She's a math teacher and so good with numbers. It must be that I am prompt because I really was a born as a boy but have always identified as a woman. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2016 08:22 PM (tOcW/)

463 Barry really doesn't like Hillary.

Finally, something I agree with him about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2016 08:24 PM (tOcW/)

464 I too first saw Lawrence on its restoration tour at the Ziegfeld in NYC. It made an impression. At intermission, for some reason, everyone rushed out to get water or a drink

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 28, 2016 08:36 PM (8djL9)

465 I'll bet There is enough collective drug residue on those green party donations too convinct into quite the felony.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 28, 2016 08:57 PM (G7wcY)

466 Election Vote Tally "Accurately Reflects the Will of the American People"...

Unless I'm missing something, this statement does not address the electoral vote, only the popular vote.

It's a blank slate to be filled in by the listener... and, IMO, a tacit nod to the 2016 election deniers.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2016 09:02 PM (ry4ab)

467 I'm getting tired of this Trump transition, he needs to start making it Apprentice style. Bring the three top candidates in for each position at the same time, give them some stupid "challenge" to complete in an hour then pick the best. All televised of course.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 28, 2016 09:04 PM (BS8yt)

468 Twenty days ago I was celebrating a MASSIVE victory.

Why am I still glued to my friggin laptop waiting for news to come out the the Dems have finally (actually) conceded?!

This is fucking madness

I have some seriously good shit to be practicing right now.
"Drink Drank Drunk" by Hellyeah and "Stoned and Drunk" by my man Zekk Wylde.

This will be remembered. Hard working Americans were put through an agonizing election "cycle" that was supposed to be over but now they will be treated to the anxiety that the dems give to common sense folks.

Oh yes PLEASE explain to us how machines that aren't even connected to the fucking internet are being "hacked". I got news for you shit-clowns, YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELVES. We wont stand idly by while our countrymen get dragged from their cars and beaten as the chin stroking media cunt-wagons ask TRUMP why isn't he doing anything about this. YOU motherfuckers set our house on fire and wondered what took us so long to call 911.

FUCK YOU

I do so very much hope that this past decade will be remembered as the one where absurd bullshit like safe space, "social justice warrior" (BARF!!) and "micro-aggression" (DOUBLE BARF!!) is slapped down.

Democrats do not live in reality, this is why they hate our republic. Our republic was founded on all the things they despise.

I'm rambling.. sorry

I am beside myself from the reaction of the left... It goes against all my fiber as a human being to witness this... this.. completely bizarre and DESTRUCTIVE swath of our apparent society.


Posted by: groovemetal at November 28, 2016 09:55 PM (ficNf)

469 "Hillary's campaign may be dead. But I can bring it back to life!
Posted by: Jill Franken Stein"

That is clever on like 7 levels. Well done.

-norm Coleman

Posted by: Shiggz at November 28, 2016 09:56 PM (G7wcY)

470 When Obama "won" (yo) and he acquired his cabinet members, the GOPe write some scolding letter of "disappointment" for every single one? I mean this thing is just getting worse and worse.

Dear "establishment" Republicans, you clearly weren't taking notes when you let the dems roll you for 30 years. This is the shit we want to stop. Take your right hand, locate your balls (there should be two, Graham... do your best..) and conjure the strength to utter, however barely audible it may be "my job is to stop this shit". It may sting temporarily, but the pride of actually fulfilling your OATH to the American People who PUT YOU THERE will overcome that.

Posted by: groovemetal at November 28, 2016 10:27 PM (ficNf)

471 More comedy gold from Ace.

Posted by: Nikkolai at November 28, 2016 11:04 PM (m+bjE)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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