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Active Shooter at Ohio State: Eight Wounded, One Critically
Officials Say Situation Is Resolved; Shelter-in-Place Order Cancelled
Here's CNN's report; over FoxNews, they just reported a local newspaper is reporting the shooter is dead.
The Ohio State University tweeted out to students: "Run, Hide, and Fight," in that order of preference. Update: A local CBS news station reports that someone drove a truck into the campus' Engineering Building and someone began stabbing people -- before the shooting. (It's unclear whether that "someone" was the same person as the driver or a passenger in the truck.) If that's accurate, this would seem to be a planned terror attack. Update: Apparently the shooter has been caught or killed, as officials have ended the shelter-in-place order. There is no word as of yet about the shooter, or the alleged stabbing that came before.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 11:07 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (ry4ab)
28/11/16 11:12
BREAKING: Two people wearing handcuffs escorted by police out of #OhioState University parking garage
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (r/0kC)
Local news showed two people being led away in handcuffs. No idea on their involvement.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 11:11 AM (WlGX+)
Shoot back is a more effective response. I'm very sorry for the people hurt. This is nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:11 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:11 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (TppKb)
Yikes!
Gee, who does that sort of thing.....?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (4eC8W)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (dFi94)
1. Mentally deranged people.
2. Weapons-free zones
As long as there are human beings, one can only mitigate #1 through intervention by health professionals, family, and friends. For #2 though, CCW would give civilians a chance to end the active shooter situation much faster than waiting for police. Signs won't stop a crazy person bent on harming others.
Posted by: ExurbanDoug at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (hz5J2)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (KUaJL)
But two men were led away in cuffs on top of the dead shooter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (2PHKP)
Not actually bad advice.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (tewYv)
That's what I've told my son, to first GTFO if at all possible--even if he had a gun with him, which he wouldn't because his private college opted out of allowing campus carry. Grrrr
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (ozZau)
Don't I know it, sister.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Who Will Never Be President at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (ZLQuU)
Same advice you get in concealed carry class.
Move to safe position, take cover. Fire only under the right circumstance, taking into account background, etc.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (ry4ab)
Incoming national conversation on common-sense gun control.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2016 11:12 AM (KUaJL)
You mean, incoming recommendation from Trump to get your CCL and practice hitting the 10 ring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2016 11:13 AM (PsA/C)
Not actually bad advice.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (tewYv)
I was going to ask about that because my first response was hey that's good advice.
I've taken some self-defense classes and one of the major points stressed in all of them was that the skills were being taught to a. give me the knowledge to avoid being in a dangerous situation in the first place, b. to have the confidence that, God forbid, I was in a dangerous situation I may be able to survive and c. use the skills long enough to get in a position to flee the situation safely and call for help who could finish the fight better than I could.
Run, hide, fight pretty much sums that up. Leave if you can, hide to stay out of it but if you can't? Fight.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (mf5HN)
28/11/16 11:14
BREAKING: 1 suspect dead in #OhioState University shooting. Search on for other possible suspects, Columbus Dept. of Public Safety says
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (7HtZB)
'Run, hide, fight' is standard protocol for active shooter situations. It means: Run, evacuate if possible; Hide, get silently out of view; or Fight, as a last resort, take action to disrupt or incapacitate the shooter if your life is in imminent danger.
Nothing there about trying to outrun bullets.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (ZLQuU)
Every terror attack will be Trump's fault.
Also, there will be an "increase" in attacks under Trump because he won't mislabel these attacks as random self-radicalized mentally ill people who do not practice true Islam.
The one good thing? We won't be getting a lecture after each attack that the attacker(s) was not a true Muslim, Muslims-Americans are more patriotic than you, they helped found this country, and the biggest victims in all of this are - you guessed it! - Muslims, so let's all make them feel better.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
http://www.coldsteel.com/products/machetes.html
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (ry4ab)
I mentioned a few days ago that our next door neighbor died and we volunteered to give his standard poodle a home. Yesterday was Mrs. Wrecks' birthday so we went out to dinner. When we returned, we found our neighbor's daughter had left a number of toys and treats for the dog along with $200 cash. We got $200 for doing the right thing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Ah. That's where I've gone wrong. From the evidence, I've been practicing on the 3 ring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (ZO497)
I'm all for concealed carry, but if you don't have a gun and someone is shooting at you, I have always heard that the thing to do is run in a zigzag pattern, which at least makes you a little bit harder to shoot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: V the K at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (mf5HN)
My office job had a video thingy that we had to watch on the same basic premise. I think the old conventional wisdom of "shelter in place" just led to people hiding when they could have run, and still not fighting when they got found.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (KUaJL)
Muzztard fear of deportation cited as the cause in 10...9...8...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (ZLQuU)
I'm wondering if it's actually just a single asshole with a machete......brought down by a CCW holder who ignored the GFZ signs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (XWkhW)
Anyone want to guess what religion loves a Machete
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
That's very lovely of you to do and of her to help out like that. See how not everything is awful?
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (ZO497)
Well, was your grouping at least tight? Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Bronanist at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (s8v1a)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (H5rtT)
Imam from the Amazon commercial
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (r/0kC)
At least our President-Elect has a concealed carry permit himself. So nice to be able to say that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 11:17 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (mf5HN)
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Agreed. But what they really mean about "fight" is they want you to throw staplers and garbage cans at a guy with a gun. It in no way means you should have a gun to defend yourself.
Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (4eC8W)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
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If you really feel you did the right thing, then give the $200 back. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (Fmupd)
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Well grammie, that depends on how close one is to a building corner or interior that obscures the shooter's line of sight. Analysis of shooter vulnerabilities is second priority to not stopping a bullet.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (y3aQB)
Good advice.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:14 AM (tewYv)
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Good thing. I can hardly hobble to the mailbox.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (dFi94)
42 11 Somebody is shooting at me, and I think by running I will avoid a bullet? Do they have any idea how fast bullets go? "
I'm all for concealed carry, but if you don't have a gun and someone is shooting at you, I have always heard that the thing to do is run in a zigzag pattern, which at least makes you a little bit harder to shoot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (u0lmX)
SERPENTINE, SHELLY!!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (XWkhW)
...
The non-white religion?
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (1H9ox)
Somebody is shooting at me, and I think by running I will avoid a bullet? Do they have any idea how fast bullets go?
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Obviously you're not going to outrun a bullet, but if you're running in a non-straight line, you're going to be extremely hard to hit.
And even if you are hit, if you're running away, you'll be much less likely to get hit again. Your chance of being killed from gunshots increases as the square of number of times you're hit (ie if you're hit twice, you're four times likely to be killed, etc).
The point is, if you're unarmed, more than arms length away, and able to run away, that probably is your best strategy. If you're able to get to cover, do that.
Posted by: looking closely at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (0hzM1)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (y3aQB)
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Linky please??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (HBU7W)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (y3aQB)
They were worried it was going to put Trump in the White House, but now that it's already happened, they can continue on without political concerns for a while.
Posted by: Maritime at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (KsYpa)
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (4eC8W)
Posted by: Eegah riff at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (/tuJf)
>> the $200 back. Just sayin'.
Just spend it on the dog. That's what it's there for.
I'd have done the same thing if I were parting with a relative's pet.
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 28, 2016 11:21 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (Nwg0u)
Yes, now it's back to homicidal savagery as usual.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (pyZce)
gun and someone is shooting at you, I have always heard that the thing
to do is run in a zigzag pattern, which at least makes you a little bit
harder to shoot. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:16 AM (u0lmX)
I've heard that the thing to do is to start breakdancing.
Posted by: General Zod at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SimonGruber at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (rX06+)
Anyone want to guess what religion loves a Machete
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Voodoo? Cthulhu? Re-enactor?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (ry4ab)
Not actually bad advice.
Posted by: blaster
Go! Fight! Win! is better.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (sUwfN)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (U6f54)
http://tinyurl.com/j7pbj5h
Posted by: geoffb5 at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (rEdl2)
Good advice.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:19 AM (1H9ox)
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Seek cover and concealment.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Evilpens"
If that turns out to be the case we assume he justifiably felt threatened by Trump's victory. His rage was understandable.
Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (1BQGO)
If you're close to cover, first thing you should do it use it (not run or fight). If you're unarmed, "fight" may not be an option. If you can't run, well, that may not be an option, etc.
Posted by: looking closely at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (0hzM1)
So ... am I the only one thats always looking for cover and exits when in public ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
area. She said they are sheltering in place and trying to keep people
from looking out windows. They were told there are 5 people the police
are looking for, but she is safe.
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 11:20 AM (HBU7W)
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Oh man, Trigon. I'll pray for your daughter's safety, and for those around her. Keep us updated if you can.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)
No advice is without exception. "Run" is good, except for the situation noted above, or the dangers of being caught up in stampeded herd, in which case you are just as likely to be hurt or killed by your fellow fleers, and a mass target to boot.
Same with "hide." Not if you're in the room with him. That's "cowering."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Typical Democrat shot poll at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Scary stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (r/0kC)
So four stabbed and four shot?
Posted by: geoffb5 at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (d3wbb)
A. Mohammed
B. Jamoo
C. Cody
Choose carefully.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (U6f54)
If this is Common Core, I'm gonna have to go with 'purple.'
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (WuRdh)
Gun free zone?
Posted by: Typical Democrat shot poll at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
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This. And at a restraunt, Im always sitting with my back to the wall and facing the doors.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: SimonGruber
I would say usually "lone gunman" also means Religion of Peace.
It's really rare that someone wants to take out a bunch of strangers if they're suicidal. That almost always comes from some Islamic influence.
Posted by: Maritime at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (KsYpa)
Colleen Matthews, a freshman, witnessed a police officer mowed down by a speeding car and
then heard gunshots before she ran back to her dormitory.
"I was walking to class and I saw there were fire trucks and police
already there ... and I was seeing if they were letting people through,"
Miss Matthews, 18, said. "One student started through and then this car
did a [u-turn] and started heading toward this police officer [who] had
his back to [the car] and the car started picking up speed and he told
him to stop and he hit the police officer and he went flying into
another car and everyone started screaming."
Miss Matthews said the car then "barreled through" more people.
"I was just standing with the police officer and I didn't know what
do to," she said. "The police officer [said] 'is the driver still in the
car and we started to approach it and another one waived us off."
Posted by: Bronanist at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (ZLQuU)
When we returned, we found our neighbor's daughter had left a number of toys and treats for the dog along with $200 cash. We got $200 for doing the right thing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
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God bless you for adopting the little orphan --- and a yuuuuge God-bless to the daughter for her expression of gratitude. That really IS a happy story!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 28, 2016 11:24 AM (Nox3c)
Every so often our local newspaper will run a story on how to minimize chances of a home robbery.
Lights outside the house, alarms, dog etc..
interviews with local police chiefs etc...
They never ever entertain the idea of excercising your second amendment rights.
Posted by: McCool at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
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No you're not.
I also prefer to face the door/entrance and not have my back to a window either.
Easy enough to do and yet be discreet about it once you make a habit of it.
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (4eC8W)
If unarmed, same thing, just no shooting.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (MIKMs)
Triggered no doubt, by the compelling need for vote recounts in WI, MI and PA...
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Actually, it's a rage filled Christian Conservative who is a member of the Tea Party who is doing this. He is angry that the Democrats are trying to make the election *fair* and his showing his rage by killing poor innocent Democrat supporting Snowflakes.
/we have the stories written in advance!
Posted by: the MSM at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (OlyEd)
http://tinyurl.com/jhutnxh
This sort of policy will only end when the victims' families sue a university for megabucks over it.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (ry4ab)
Or...
you can wait until 40 minutes past the hour, bust out your welder and turn a Wood Chipper into a Cabbage Cannon. Then use it to take out the bad guys.
Posted by: Mr. T at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (CRotO)
Easy enough to do and yet be discreet about it once you make a habit of it.
Why? Do you cheat at cards?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (wtvvX)
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Thanks Tami.
BTW.... I responded to your request in the last thread.
Feel free to roll around in it.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2016 11:27 AM (hLRSq)
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Do you also size up your potential "opponents" when in a small, confined space like an elevator? I do.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:27 AM (1H9ox)
http://tinyurl.com/j7pbj5h
Posted by: geoffb5 at November 28, 2016 11:22 AM (d3wbb)
Ran into the chem lab from what I read - trying to cause a explosion or other reaction?
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
Easy enough to do and yet be discreet about it once you make a habit of it.
Why? Do you cheat at cards?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)
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Situational awareness.
Hyper-vigilance to others.
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:27 AM (CRotO)
in an active shooter situation, running around with a gun out might not be the best idea. Just saying.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 11:28 AM (v/Huj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:25 AM (CRotO)
Be professional, be polite, but have a plan to kill everybody in the room.
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 11:28 AM (7HtZB)
Easy enough to do and yet be discreet about it once you make a habit of it.
Why? Do you cheat at cards?
...
No, but you never know when you will draw the ACE OF SPADES the ACE OF SPADES.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:28 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (4AVeu)
Border security hawk Gen. John Kelly attracts Trump Cabinet interest
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (CRotO)
As always, the USMC Rules for Gunfighting apply.
Regarding the Run, Hide, Fight thing.......
6. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
26. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (XWkhW)
/even if it's committed by a dude named Mohammad al Mohammad and he is videotaped yelling aloha snackbar, THIS IS NOT TERRORISM.
Posted by: the MSM at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (OlyEd)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (r/0kC)
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If it was suppose to be a Nice style attack, they picked the wrong day.
[Muhammad]: "We will attack the infidels during their "football game."
[Abdula]: "Ahhh, you are a true genius Muhammad. What day is this game?"
[Muhammad]: "I think Monday."
Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: jwest at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (Zs4uk)
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It's a better option than running around without a gun.
You can always drop it once the police show up.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (mgbwf)
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That's funny but it's sort of where I learned it.
Old Louis L'Amour western gunslinger and gambler stories.
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (4eC8W)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2016 11:18 AM (Fmupd)
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NO. A thousand times NO.
The daughter wants to help a bit with the doggy expenses and she also wants to say Thank You to a kind neighbor. How can you not let her do that?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (Nox3c)
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Da Fuq??
Posted by: Martin Luther at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (ry4ab)
Feel free to roll around in it.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Yep, I saw it and replied too. What an idjit.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (H5rtT)
I keep a weather eye on the horizon, back to the wall
I like to know who's coming through the door at us all
It's the old Army training, kickin' in
I'm not complaining
It's the world we live in
-- Cleaning My Gun, Mark Knopfler
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (ZLQuU)
As always, the USMC Rules for Gunfighting apply.
Regarding the Run, Hide, Fight thing.......
6. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
26. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (XWkhW)
and... Artillery.... with tears in your eyes...
Posted by: Mad Dog Mattis, Sec Def? at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (qf6WZ)
Gun free zone?
Posted by: Typical Democrat shot poll at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
State law I do believe. My daughter goes to a university in southeastern OH. Signs on every door about no firearms, etc. allowed and it quotes state law/statute.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (jxbfJ)
Kind of ... I'm looking for "mood" more than anything.
It kind of sucks, really. I'm too mentally busy to enjoy being in public. In all honesty though ... I never enjoyed being in public anyway. Even as a kid.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (RKJF2)
/even if it's committed by a dude named Mohammad al Mohammad and he is videotaped yelling aloha snackbar, THIS IS NOT TERRORISM.
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Yeah, about that....
Posted by: twitter feed of the office of the president-elect at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (kS13D)
Posted by: josephistan"
Sounds like what Thanksgiving dinner has become for many conservatives.
Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan"
Sounds like what Thanksgiving dinner has become for many conservatives.
Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (1BQGO)
You can cause a lot of damage with a frozen turkey.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (t82DG)
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As always, the USMC Rules for Gunfighting apply.
Regarding the Run, Hide, Fight thing.......
6. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
26. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2016 11:29 AM (XWkhW)
and... Artillery.... with tears in your eyes...
Posted by: Mad Dog Mattis, Sec Def? at November 28, 2016 11:31 AM (qf6WZ)
What happened to "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Not actually bad advice.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:10 AM (tewYv)
That's the standard these days.
Still, as it is practiced, there's almost always an emphasis on the "hide" part, which is how/why larger casualty numbers occur.
Don't let LEOs tell you to stay where you are. If you can get out, GET OUT!
If you are sure your hiding place keeps you safe/secure, then fine, stay there.
If the shooter is coming though, prepare to fight BEFORE he gets there. Be ready.
Or don't and die.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SimonGruber at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (rX06+)
I can think of worse advice to give to a bunch of clueless millenials.
So ... am I the only one thats always looking for cover and exits when in public ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 11:23 AM (RKJF2)
I thought everyone did that. Boy BFF and I always do the how many ways out of here game when we go out, bonus points for the more creative answers.
Also, I think hide is different in kind from shelter in place. To me, shelter in place carries the connotation of wait there in fear until either the bad guy or the authorities find you whereas hide is you take action to try to protect yourself until you can get to safety. One is passive, the other active. Maybe that's just me though.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (mf5HN)
...
Or what? Carry your weapon. It's supposed to be concealed anyway. And the only way that it becomes unconcealed is if SHTF...and then it doesn't matter.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (1H9ox)
We're finally on our own.
This Christmas I hear the shooting
Five dead in OSU.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (uiwCw)
155 152 "Be professional, be polite, but have a plan to kill everybody in the room.
Posted by: josephistan"
Sounds like what Thanksgiving dinner has become for many conservatives.
Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2016 11:32 AM (1BQGO)
You can cause a lot of damage with a frozen turkey.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
Live ones too. Especially when dropped from a great height.
Posted by: Arthur Carlson at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (XWkhW)
There are 17 ways I can kill you with the Wishbone, alone.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at November 28, 2016 11:34 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
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My daughter almost learned that on Thanksgiving with her incessant complaining.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2! at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (mgbwf)
1 - we need more gun control
2 - Muslims are fearful of oppression by Trump
mill
Posted by: McCool at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (N7G17)
shooter is a muzzie or a black we will still not know anything.
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On the contrary, we'll know the shooter is either muzzie or black when they don't release the name within the hour.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (3Liv/)
This seems to have been OSU's game plan against Michigan as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (/tuJf)
You can always drop it once the police show up.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:30 AM (3Liv/)
It really isn't. Good way to get shot. Good way to slow down police response as they get sidetracked on reports of YOU running around. Good way to get cuffed, taken into custody and spend a lot of time explaining why you decided to be a hero. If it's shoot or get shot, pull gun. If it's someone way over there, not yet a threat, unass the AO and let the pros handle it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (v/Huj)
Every normal person knows he's batshit crazy, but the school sees him as a "troubled non-conformist worthy of a college diploma for his courageous stance against the establishment."
If so, mark it up as another victory for the false science of psychiatry.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (N7G17)
But, they're mostly peaceful, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (PY9jH)
Odd that they would pick something like Watts Hall. It is an engineering building, home to the material science and engineering geeks.
Posted by: Jen at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (Q3CCX)
Face Man -
Give me a commercial break and I will have the Cabbage Cannon retrofitted to shoot frozen turkey's.
Posted by: Mr. T at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (pyZce)
______________________________
Mood, and noticing someone that looks very out of place. More often than not they're lost or looking for help but are afraid to ask.
I don't obsess over it, but I think I do see more than most would in busy or crowded places.
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (4eC8W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
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Don't laugh, but I broke my toe by dropping a frozen chicken on it when I opened the freezer and it fell out.
Yes, I am a dork.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (uHcnA)
gun and someone is shooting at you, I have always heard that the thing
to do is run in a zigzag pattern, which at least makes you a little bit
harder to shoot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
I can attest, from personal experience, that this works. Ran like Gayle Sayers. I could hear the projectiles hitting pavement and cars. Thankfully, not me.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (PzzPb)
Posted by: SimonGruber
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Probably, but the difference is the American public isn't buying it.
A few more of these attacks and even Democrats will start openly talking about not letting in any more Muslims.
Too bad their DNC chairman is a Muslim.
Posted by: Maritime at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (KsYpa)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Always!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (wPiJc)
will someone tell me please, in a paragraph or less what this "pizza
gate" about, and how it started ? something about a pedo ring ?
It
started with Wikileaks of Podesta's emails. People with law enforcement
knowledge of the codes used by pedophiles noticed those code phrases
appeared several times in emails to and from Podesta. Tracing the ties
to the Podestas turned up a number of businesses in DC which used
pedophile iconography in their logos. Cheese Pizza >> CP >>
Child Porn is one of the pedophile code phrases. Searching the Podesta
links have turned up the interesting fact that the Podesta brothers look
just like the police sketches of two suspects in a famous European
child abduction case, and that the two of them were staying at the
mansion of a well known European pedophile three and a half miles away
from the abduction scene at the time it occurred.
Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (o2AaV)
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (wczgi)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (kS13D)
Live ones too. Especially when dropped from a great height.
Posted by: Arthur Carlson
They hit the ground like a bag of wet cement. (Or so I've heard.)
Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (1BQGO)
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There have been no mass shootings during the time of Our Lord Obama.
We have had peace and success like never before. He has transformed America into a utopia and should be President for Life.
/anyone who says different should be jailed for Hate Speech
Posted by: the MSM at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (OlyEd)
We will not know much of anything for three days. And even then if the
shooter is a muzzie or a black we will still not know anything.
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On the contrary, we'll know the shooter is either muzzie or black when they don't release the name within the hour.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:35 AM (3Liv/)
I saw the pic of the dead shooter. Definitely black...couldn't tell his religion though.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (wPiJc)
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True, very true. Do you even need to tell people Run, Hide, Fight? Honestly, I think that is instinctive. The hardest part is the fighting.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jen at November 28, 2016 11:36 AM (Q3CCX)
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The VT shooting was in an engineering hall, after he killed two people in his dorm.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (uHcnA)
Live ones too. Especially when dropped from a great height.
Posted by: Arthur Carlson
They hit the ground like a bag of wet cement.
Live ones, yes. Frozen ones sound like a bowling ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 11:39 AM (sUwfN)
An active shooter situation was reported at OSU's Columbus campus Monday morning
Just after 11am, police confirmed that a suspect was dead
It's unclear if there are more suspects at large
At least nine people have been injured - including one in critical condition
Gunshots rang out inside Watts Hall before 10am
SWAT teams searched through a nearby parking garage for the shooter or shooters
Two men were brought out of the garage in handcuffs
The shelter in place was lifted just after 11:30am
Pics too
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 11:39 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:39 AM (wczgi)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (t82DG)
Indians mostly went EE
Arabs for Chem E
(I denounce myself for blatant stereotyping)
Including this fine fellow from Rutgers who blew up the World Trade center the first time
http://tinyurl.com/gqv3jnh
Posted by: McCool at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (TQxRy)
They were checking out an IED, with a hilltop full of Tolllleeebon watching them, and under the ROE their convoy couldn't fire until son and buddy were being shot at.
Choom Boy has so much damned blood on his skinny hands.
I think I'd just haul ass as fast as possible and find the nearest object to hide behind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (PY9jH)
gate" about, and how it started ? something about a pedo ring ?
It
started with Wikileaks of Podesta's emails. People with law enforcement
knowledge of the codes used by pedophiles
Posted by: An Observation a
_________
As long as we're on this topic, is it true that Andrew Breitbart had some tweets where he accused Podesta of being a pedophile before he died?
Our side has fever swamps as well, but wanted to see if there was any truth to that? I saw some tweets from 2011 where he says that, but those easily could have been doctored.
Posted by: Maritime at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (KsYpa)
******
Hey, check out my new SubZero holster!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jen
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Another student, driven over the edge by differential equations. My first suspect would be Maxwell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (ZO497)
Nah. They don't have "thoughts."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (u0lmX)
******
The only way you can carry concealed with that is if you pose as a pregnant woman.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (wPiJc)
In a previous outreach to the general public by the ROP, at the Glasgow airport in Scotland, a vehicle ramming of the terminal building was combined with a gasoline bomb, after which the ROP adherents were supposed to conduct further outreach activities with guns and knives.
One of the members of the ROP managed to ignite himself in the process. A member of the general public then responded thusly:
http://tinyurl.com/j2u244a
Posted by: torquewrench at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: runningrn at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 11:37 AM (HBU7W)
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Thanks for the update. So glad your DIL is okay. Prayers for everyone else. I hope this is the end of it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (HBU7W)
response as they get sidetracked on reports of YOU running around. Good
way to get cuffed, taken into custody and spend a lot of time explaining
why you decided to be a hero. If it's shoot or get shot, pull gun. If
it's someone way over there, not yet a threat, unass the AO and let the
pros handle it.
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If you can hear the gunfire, it's close enough to be a threat. It's not being a hero to do your duty before God (remember every Right assigned by God also carries the responsibility to use it) to use force to end a threat. There is nothing virtuous about waiting for police if you're in a position to do something to end the threat.
If all you meant was "running around on the other end of campus waving a gun around" you should have specified that. Or not, since that's obviously unhelpful.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Guy with a Kemore holster at November 28, 2016 11:42 AM (ZO497)
Still seems like a confusing situation there. I gather that it is a machete attacker and the shooting is from the police from the various reports I read.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:42 AM (ODxAs)
One of the members of the ROP managed to ignite himself in the process. A member of the general public then responded thusly:
Iowahawk's Finest Hour.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:42 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:42 AM (ZO497)
The Pizzagate theory was crowd-sourced/fleshed out by a reddit group.
Then Reddit host started deleting all of it.
It's a bit surreal (all of the parts one would have to believe) and disturbing to even consider. At minimum, we can agree that the Podesta brothers are creepy, even if their activities are limited to collecting creepy art (kiddie-pornish, Dahmer victim sculpture, etc.) and dabbling in artsy-fartsy wiccan blood rituals with other VIPs for kicks.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Jen
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Another student, driven over the edge by differential equations. My first suspect would be Maxwell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (ZO497)
Maxwell's equations drove me to drink -- well, drink more, anyway -- and ultimately drove me to change my major.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (RD7QR)
I remember reading a short story years ago about a English woman who murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then serves to the murder weapon to the nice policemen who show up to investigate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: MSM at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (boVyI)
Nope, that's just basic situational awareness as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: GMan at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (wczgi)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (97XyN)
This will be a great moment for the outgoing president to help heal the nation.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (1H9ox)
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Heh.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (dFi94)
Always wear clean underwear!
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:42 AM (ODxAs)
Of all the horrors being done, the machete attacks in Bangladesh make my skin crawl the most.
There's something just viscerally horrifying about the notion of being beset upon by a crowd and then hacked to death.
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (kS13D)
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (gmeXX)
Students receive training in the run hide fight theory when they go through orientation freshman year now.
They are taught that as soon as an alert goes out, they are to do everything they can to avoid the area. If they are in the area at that moment, they are taught to go into rooms, closets, etc. and lock and barricade doors, and stay away from windows. If they are unfortunate enough to be caught in the same location as the shooter, they are taught to do anything and everything to fight. Don't just sit there and wait to get shot. Go after the shooter at the first possible moment, using any means available and do whatever it takes to neutralize him.
It's as good as you are going to get. Even if CCW was permitted on campus, many students wouldn't do so, and at least need some kind of training to defend themselves. They don't have to choose to be sheep just because they don't want to be sheepdogs.
Posted by: Jen at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (Q3CCX)
response as they get sidetracked on reports of YOU running around. Good
way to get cuffed, taken into custody and spend a lot of time explaining
why you decided to be a hero. If it's shoot or get shot, pull gun. If
it's someone way over there, not yet a threat, unass the AO and let the
pros handle it.
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If you can hear the gunfire, it's close enough to be a threat. It's not being a hero to do your duty before God (remember every Right assigned by God also carries the responsibility to use it) to use force to end a threat. There is nothing virtuous about waiting for police if you're in a position to do something to end the threat.
If all you meant was "running around on the other end of campus waving a gun around" you should have specified that. Or not, since that's obviously unhelpful.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:41 AM (3Liv/)
Sounds a little bit like stereotyping concealed carriers as paranoid, panicky idiots and the moldy old chestnut that only law enforcement officers should have guns.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (wczgi)
I remember reading a short story years ago about
a English woman who murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and
then serves to the murder weapon to the nice policemen who show up to
investigate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
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Alfred Hitchcock did a TV episode of that. Or maybe it was Twilight Zone.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Trigon
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Saving grace; the AMA Museum is there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
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I read that, too! Can't remember who wrote it though because old.
I did the same with the frozen chicken that murdered my toe.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Yeah, that frightens me more than the thought of being shot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (u0lmX)
>>There's something just viscerally horrifying about the notion of being beset upon by a crowd and then hacked to death.
Could be worse. They could force you to watch that Richard Ramirez flick.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (kS13D)
I saw the pic of the dead shooter. Definitely black...couldn't tell his religion though.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
Was he facing Mecca?
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
France, you're GETTING Le Pen. Embrace it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (S2VsH)
This is really the story of Obama, isn't it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (kS13D)
If he had a son.........
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
Never been shot at but I have had a gun pulled on me. And no, I will never forget it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (/tuJf)
Also report that the fleeing gunman, who was killed, hit a few students in car.
It sounds like a planned attack by several vs one gunman. Glad he is dead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Marcus T
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I've found that whine of passing ricochets is particularly distracting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
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I read that, too! Can't remember who wrote it though because old.
I did the same with the frozen chicken that murdered my toe.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (uHcnA)
"Lamb to the Slaughter" by Roald Dahl. Dude had a macabre sense of humor.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
a English woman who murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and
then serves to the murder weapon to the nice policemen who show up to
investigate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
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Alfred Hitchcock did a TV episode of that. Or maybe it was Twilight Zone.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)
I remember that episode! I think it was Twilight zone.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:47 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:48 AM (EbeEQ)
Always wear clean underwear!
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Probably wouldn't help, in the end.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 11:48 AM (3Liv/)
gate" about, and how it started ? something about a pedo ring ?
It
started with Wikileaks of Podesta's emails. People with law enforcement
knowledge of the codes used by pedophiles
Posted by: An Observation a
_________
As long as we're on this topic, is it true that Andrew Breitbart had some tweets where he accused Podesta of being a pedophile before he died?
Our side has fever swamps as well, but wanted to see if there was any truth to that? I saw some tweets from 2011 where he says that, but those easily could have been doctored.
Posted by: Maritime at November 28, 2016 11:40 AM (KsYpa
Those are real tweets. Pizzagate is real. Never cleaned house from the Franklin Cover-Up to the young Page program in Congress, and now the Hollywood and DC cultural Marxists are trying to normalize pedophilia. Simple search will land you articles written about Pedophiles need to be cured and not jailed and other shit. The original James Okeef and Hannah Giles on tapes it's said and implied that he wants to pump underage girls and the DNC group gave him cover.
Andrew Breibart knew where all the bodies were buried. pizzagate is real. Old Testament Evil and rituals are real and right here in America.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 11:48 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:48 AM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Butch at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (hXu8T)
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Sorry.
But Im under no obligation to place myself in harms way and widow my wife and orphan my kids.
The only time I am exercising my right to self defense is if that threat is directed at me or family directly.
Sorry if that sounds harsh. But thats the way its going to be.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: alexthechick - why does no one listen to me about Outside at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Yeah, that frightens me more than the thought of being shot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:46 AM (u0lmX)
A word of advice to the Horde...
This winter, look around your neighborhood and houses.... make sure that any brush that is growing around your home is taken care of...
Because it looks like we'll have a fairly wet winter, which means more brush...
And as Israel is learning, Islamists just discovered Fire....
Posted by: Mad Dog Mattis, Sec Def? at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (qf6WZ)
I remember reading a short story years ago about a English woman who murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then serves to the murder weapon to the nice policemen who show up to investigate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
There was a similar scene in the movie Serial Mom.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
I remember reading a short story years ago about
a English woman who murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and
then serves to the murder weapon to the nice policemen who show up to
investigate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (u0lmX)
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Alfred Hitchcock did a TV episode of that. Or maybe it was Twilight Zone.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)
The TV Sitcom, Wings had a hilarious episode based on that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (tyYyF)
Again do the math
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:48 AM (EbeEQ)
Definitely Amish looking.something weirdly calm about him too
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (wczgi)
Always wear clean underwear!
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (3myMJ)
It doesn't matter - if I'm being shot at, there's going to be soiled underwear!
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Don Quixote at November 28, 2016 11:49 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (kS13D)
This includes indirect fire from mortars and rockets. Also SVBIEDS.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2016 11:50 AM (uiwCw)
using any means available and do whatever it takes to neutralize him.
Dry powder fire extinguishers are a much overlooked weapon. Besides blinding him and making it extremely hard to breathe, business sized are heave enough and the bottom edges are sharp enough to make a formidable weapon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 11:50 AM (sUwfN)
>> Run, Hide, Fight? Honestly, I think that is
>> instinctive. The hardest part is the fighting.
Situation. My take in a carry-free environment:
You're ten feet from a guy with an AK? You can probably get to him faster than you can run, your options are as they say limited.
You're 30 feet away? You're probably not gonna get there. Run, hide, whatever's appropriate. Try to get others to do likewise.
If, however, your BFF/girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance(e) is ten feet away from the shooter you do it anyway, just because that's what's required in a civilized culture. His/her family better be at your funeral.
You're above him on a balcony full of chairs? You will never in your life have a better opportunity to be a hero.
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 11:50 AM (TppKb)
,,,,
First you say it, then you do it.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:50 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (kS13D)
This includes indirect fire from mortars and rockets. Also SVBIEDS.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2016 11:50 AM (uiwCw)
I have been in the middle of a few katyusha attacks..Ther ground shakes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: ajmojo
Yeah, that's a triumph of legal brilliance. How in Hell could that ever survive appeals?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (97XyN
Suspension for at least a semester. And a gun charge for carrying in a known non carry location.
It's why the NRA and other groups keep fighting to change the laws.
Last year a Michigan State football player was being challenged by someone in a road rage incident at night on the very edge of MSU's campus. I know the road he was on, it's actually almost rural. He had a carry permit as an adult, but did something stupid and brandished the gun (showed it to whoever was driving alongside him).
Formal complaint was filed to police and he was suspended from campus, and was off the team. Even though it was his word against the complaintant, the fact that he had a gun on campus(that he legally owned) got him off the football team, lost his scholarship, and was out of the university for a semester.
Posted by: Jen at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (Q3CCX)
Not true about the sound of gunfire.
Contact your local PD and tell them about your plans to respond in active shooter situation. Maybe they can talk more sense into you.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (v/Huj)
Gets your attention, doesn't it.
Nothing else sounds quite like a bullet breaking the sound barrier when it's headed towards you.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (kS13D)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)
Nobody other than the perp declared dead, which is very good. So either he is a bad shot, small caliber, or he only had the machete.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2016 11:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (Cx8BK)
Columbus ABC affiliate broadcast the "white" looking guy live. So very not amish
Posted by: Cn at November 28, 2016 11:52 AM (wczgi)
You don't hear the one that gets you.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:53 AM (pyZce)
This winter, look around your neighborhood and houses.... make sure that any brush that is growing around your home is taken care of...
Because it looks like we'll have a fairly wet winter, which means more brush...
And as Israel is learning, Islamists just discovered Fire....
Posted by: Mad Dog Mattis
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Too late. The smoke here has been so bad that it is irritating to be outside.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvb5l5e
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:53 AM (ZO497)
You can say that again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:53 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 11:53 AM (1H9ox)
The Pizzagate theory was crowd-sourced/fleshed out by a reddit group.
Then Reddit host started deleting all of it.
It's a bit surreal (all of the parts one would have to believe) and disturbing to even consider. At minimum, we can agree that the Podesta brothers are creepy, even if their activities are limited to collecting creepy art (kiddie-pornish, Dahmer victim sculpture, etc.) and dabbling in artsy-fartsy wiccan blood rituals with other VIPs for kicks.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (NOIQH)
Strange that nobody doing research on it and child trafficking has been sued, yet two have been killed.
Just saying....
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 28, 2016 11:53 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: Cantankerous at November 28, 2016 11:54 AM (326rv)
very good. So either he is a bad shot, small caliber, or he only had the
machete.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)
Saw on twitter that it appears he used his car (hit some people) then got out with machete.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:54 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 11:54 AM (WlGX+)
Wait - what? Who was killed?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: geoffb5 at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (d3wbb)
Did He do the shooting too?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
Have the Democrats blamed this on Trump's hateful rhetoric yet?
Over / under on when?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)
In 3, 2, 1 ..........
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (tyYyF)
Further, even if you don't get killed, you may (probably will) end up with legal fees and/or jail.
Not worth it for a stranger. Sorry.
Posted by: GMan at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (pyZce)
Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (Lv30W)
Posted by: jwest at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (Zs4uk)
So sad. Like Nazi take-over all over again for this poor man. Italy has been told to turn over second homes to the sweet refugees for cultural enrichment. I'd tell them to bite moi.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Achmed bin Grubenschmecker at November 28, 2016 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (PY9jH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Columbus PD at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (Fp4vv)
I'm assuming there's no special legal circumstance if one is caught carrying at a state university, but I don't know that for certain.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (97XyN)
If true that is classic muzzie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (kS13D)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (BOYu0)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (v/Huj)
Posted by: ajmojo
Yeah, that's a triumph of legal brilliance. How in Hell could that ever survive appeals?
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You have a constitutional right to represent yourself. A constitutional right, not a constitutional smart.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 11:57 AM (Nwg0u)
I mean, is that 'Common Sense', or what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Gov. John Kasich, Ohio at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (4AVeu)
Don't play ball in the house?
Posted by: Bobby Brady at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (BOYu0)
200+ comments on shooter situations and nobody has mentioned what Mom always told you?
Don't play ball in the house?
Posted by: Bobby Brady at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (ZLQuU)
Go play in traffic?
(my mom was a marine)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dr. Frank N Furter at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (JO9+V)
Don't play ball in the house?
Posted by: Bobby Brady at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (ZLQuU)
You're the worst thing that ever happened to her?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
Stop trying to set your sister on fire?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (RD7QR)
Democrats use guns to shoot other Democrats.
Republicans use guns to protect themselves from Democrats.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (tewYv)
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Well, fair enough, the volume matters. I suppose line of sight is a better standard. Still, you don't get to make a decision about whether you have a gun in your possession at that point, you have to have made it long beforehand.
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Contact your local PD and tell them about your plans to respond in
active shooter situation. Maybe they can talk more sense into you.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 11:51 AM (v/Huj)
You seem awfully desperate to excuse cowardice as come kind of civic duty. If you'd rather reenact the Colorado theater, I guess that's your choice to make. I prefer the Colorado church or Gellar's everyone draw mohammad art show as models for response.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 12:00 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 11:44 AM (kS13D)
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It's the only thing I still recall.
Posted by: Hillary at November 28, 2016 12:00 PM (zke7T)
You'll go Blind!
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 12:00 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: Tamora at November 28, 2016 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
Maxwell's equations drove me to drink -- well, drink more, anyway -- and ultimately drove me to change my major.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 28, 2016 11:43 AM (RD7QR)
A woman drove me to drink......and I never had the decency to thank her.
Posted by: Zombie WC Fields at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (XWkhW)
Stop putting her underwear on your stuffed animals?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (v/Huj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ajmojo
Yeah, that's a triumph of legal brilliance. How in Hell could that ever survive appeals?
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You have a constitutional right to represent yourself. A constitutional right, not a constitutional smart.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Yeah, sure. And yet, ineffective counsel is the standard go to gag for murder conviction appeals.
This farce will make the Baltimore police trials look like moot court.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (BOYu0)
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Tuna, does your husband work there or is he a patient?
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (uHcnA)
True dat. Happened to me many moons ago, and in of all places...Columbus. Heh.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (vtcmf)
>> Democrats, the crime/murder rate would plunge.
Well, my guess is that most of the urban Dindus aren't even registered to vote, and they're not card-carrying Mohammedans, so...
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
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We have the same mom !!!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (dFi94)
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Dont make me pull this car over?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: General Zod at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (BOYu0)
I think they already Tweeted that after the Trump victory.
Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (1BQGO)
If true that is classic muzzie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (ODxAs)
/looks at the new Saber sitting in the corner...
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Don Quixote at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (qf6WZ)
______________________
Don't come in when Uncle Larry and mommy are wrestling?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (kS13D)
I should have aborted you when I had the chance?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (X6fMO)
Funny. Distortion usually doesn't improve clarity.
Usually.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (FQKBL)
You're lucky the hospital doesn't take returns?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (ZLQuU)
Don't play ball in the house?
Posted by: Bobby Brady at November 28, 2016 11:58 AM (ZLQuU)
You're the worst thing that ever happened to her?
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You'll put your eye out?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)
And I hope everything is now finished at OSU too.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (uHcnA)
You are your father, all over again.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (pyZce)
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But by all means vote. In a sane world, it would be reversed.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (sF/De)
>> standard go to gag for murder conviction appeals.
But the Roof idiot will need a real lawyer to plead that his client's an idiot, right?
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (TppKb)
I hope you have a kid just like you.
Posted by: no good deed at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (/O5Ax)
The best part of you dribbled down my ass crack and stained my Martha Stewart Duvet!
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (PY9jH)
That's odd...
They were so careful in getting quotes exactly right, like when Trump said every man, woman and child crossing the Mexican border was a murdering, raping drug dealer.
I trust them completely.
Posted by: jwest at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (Zs4uk)
Get to work! That coal isn't going to mine itself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (ZLQuU)
I know what you've been doing! I wash your socks!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (sF/De)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (sF/De)
Has anybody contacted him?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
...
What does the fact that Mr. Grabonski's clothes got dirty and were in the washer and they were just wrestling until they dried have to do with anything?
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (Enq6K)
You're lucky the hospital doesn't take returns?
I'll give you something to cry about?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (sUwfN)
It learned us that the monstrous Sarah Palin bought a used tanning bed.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (WlGX+)
I think it all depends. But I'm with you on this ... I carry to protect MY family. Not THEIR family.
Doesn't mean I won't. Doesn't guarantee I will either.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: no good deed at November 28, 2016 12:04 PM (/O5Ax)
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The mother's curse. I swear my MIL laid that one on my husband. He was a real piece of work when he was little.
All the crazy stuff my kids did, I know where it came from.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (uHcnA)
Did you think I wouldn't find my Victoria's Secret Catalogs if you hid them under you mattress?
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (pyZce)
What's high in the middle and round on both ends?
Posted by: Gov. John Kasich at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (4AVeu)
>> victory.
Thought that was the "stomp around and whine" tweet.
Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 12:00 PM (3Liv/)
No desperation and no cowardice. We're not talking about drawing pictures here. You have LE maneuvering against a threat and with comms with each other. On the other side, you have unknown numbers of active shooters and you have access to limited intel and probably not as much as what LE has. If you can make contact and work with them, or buddy up with one, fine. But maneuvering blind as an unknown third party is a bad idea all around, if you can get out of the area.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (v/Huj)
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets filled up first?
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:05 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
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We have the same mom !!!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:01 PM (dFi94)
Good times, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)
"Eating Raoul" takes that one step further.
http://tinyurl.com/j4x99jb
Posted by: geoffb5 at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:03 PM (sF/De)
He ok?
One would assume. 68,000 on campus and 9 injured. Odds are high. He's probably contacted his dad (my brother), but I'm not into bugging people at a time like this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (sF/De)
He's fine. Thanks. It's going to take him longer to get over the fact he missed going to the OSU/MI game.LOL
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (BOYu0)
Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (Lv30W)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (FQKBL)
I told mine to never utter those words. I didn't deserve it. I was the good kid in MY family.
Posted by: no good deed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (/O5Ax)
Jesus, guys. Can't believe BEN ROETHLISBERGER hasn't been in to say
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (H5rtT)
Your face will get stuck like that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (ODxAs)
Odds are high. He's probably contacted his dad (my brother), but I'm not
into bugging people at a time like this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (sF/De)
The all clear has been given, so you're probably safe contacting them.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (Enq6K)
Just wait until your father gets home?
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
Jesus, guys. Can't believe BEN ROETHLISBERGER hasn't been in to say
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (H5rtT)
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AND THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS MY NAME AND I TALK IN ALL CAPS!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
Carrying does not deputize you to be police in absentia.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (dKiJG)
Only time in my life I've rooted for Ohio State.
Penn State is going to the Big 10 championship!
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (mgbwf)
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When my mom was really mad, she used to say, "Wait til your father gets home."
That's when I knew it would be ok. Dad could handle things a little better.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
We preferred waiting...my dad was much easier to deal with than my mom.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (Enq6K)
Your face will get stuck like that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (ODxAs)
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything...
Then she couldn't figure out why I barely spoke to her for years...
Posted by: Don Quixote at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (qf6WZ)
Shut the f*ck up?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Oh yeah, and when dad came home it got even better! Happy Joy Joy!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 12:06 PM (BOYu0)
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Glad to hear it, Tuna.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
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Not my Mom.
She wanted to get her licks in before Dad got ahold of me.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
We preferred waiting...my dad was much easier to deal with than my mom.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (Enq6K)
Ditto.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (0mRoj)
Discuss.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (B+qrE)
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When my mom was really mad, she used to say, "Wait til your father gets home."
That's when I knew it would be ok. Dad could handle things a little better.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (gmeXX)
381 Just wait until your father gets home?
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
We preferred waiting...my dad was much easier to deal with than my mom.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (Enq6K)
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Ha. Seems like a common theme among the Horde.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (HBU7W)
"[Anything unpleasant - chores, homework, etc.] builds character!"]
Oh wait, that was dad's favorite line...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
BOLO for Jim Harbaugh.
Posted by: Columbus PD at November 28, 2016 11:56 AM (Fp4vv)
I lol'd.
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (dKiJG)
Was it an Assault Machete? Did it have a pistol handle, blood suppressor, and thingy that went up???
Was it... BLACK????
Its time for common sense Machete control....
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski... Leftist Pundit at November 28, 2016 12:11 PM (qf6WZ)
Hitler reacts to being compared to Donald Trump:
http://tinyurl.com/Hitler-Reacts-Trump-Comparison
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2016 12:11 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (1H9ox)
Quick, airlift in a shitload of safety pins.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 12:11 PM (SRKgf)
Discuss.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 12:09 PM (B+qrE)
It's axiomatic. No further discussion required.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 28, 2016 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 12:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (41WGP)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (B+qrE)
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And car control. We need higher mileage standards!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (Nwg0u)
...
Wait until we figure out who your father is?
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (1H9ox)
_____________________
The postman?
_____________________
Yes. My dad.
Posted by: Gov. John Kasich at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (4AVeu)
When Machetes are outlawed, only Danny Trejo will have a Machete.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (4WhSY)
No shooter?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (O2RFr)
"[Anything unpleasant - chores, homework, etc.] builds character!"]
Oh wait, that was dad's favorite line...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Dad used to say.. ' Eat your veggies, it'll put hair on your chest...'
He had a LOT of hair on his chest...
I didn't eat my veggies... I have very little...
Who knew?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Dad at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (Fp4vv)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (Enq6K)
Why would they attack the Liberal Arts building?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (u0lmX)
pictures here. You have LE maneuvering against a threat and with comms
with each other. On the other side, you have unknown numbers of active
shooters and you have access to limited intel and probably not as much
as what LE has. If you can make contact and work with them, or buddy up
with one, fine. But maneuvering blind as an unknown third party is a bad
idea all around, if you can get out of the area.
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We're talking past each other. I'm objecting to the unAmerican notion that it's best to sit around and wait for the government to fix a problem. I'm talking about the period of time *before* police show up, which is when most of the people who are going to be killed by a shooter get shot.
I would agree that once there are police on scene, the best plan of action is to get unarmed (or not displayed) and on the other side of them from the activity as quickly as they are comfortable with. And if you are carrying concealed or as I suggested dropped your gun upon their arrival, that you get that information to them when it's convenient to them.
And the Gellar art thing was about the guys who tried to shoot up the show, not the show itself, which I had hoped would be clear from context.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (dKiJG)
You little shit, you drank all of my bourbon didn't you ?
Posted by: jsg at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (boVyI)
Heh. I'll never forget the day my mom marched in the house brandishing my tire pressure gauge and demanding to know why I had a "pot pipe" in my car.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (WlGX+)
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets filled up first?
Posted by: blaster
That was a dad saying. More than once.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (tewYv)
Don't be ugly.
(That might be a Southern thing. I'm not sure.)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (kS13D)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 28, 2016 12:15 PM (zke7T)
But the problem - of course - isn't Islam. The problem is the horrible racism that has befallen these sweet innocent Somali lambs.
Posted by: MacGruber at November 28, 2016 12:15 PM (sWgE+)
Very cool!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2016 12:15 PM (0tfLf)
Were they wearing MAGA hats?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 28, 2016 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
_____________________________
Now, You should know Vodka doesn't freeze right?
Posted by: IP at November 28, 2016 12:15 PM (4eC8W)
Was she stoned at the time?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (HBU7W)
nobody has mentioned what Mom always told you?
It's all fun and games until somebody puts an eye out
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: changes at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (rSOnU)
the house brandishing my tire pressure gauge and demanding to know why I
had a "pot pipe" in my car.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (WlGX+)
==================================
Oh, if I had a nickel for every "tire pressure gauge" excuse I've heard.....
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (dFi94)
Jesus, guys. Can't believe BEN ROETHLISBERGER hasn't been in to say
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 28, 2016 12:07 PM (H5rtT)
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AND THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS MY NAME AND I TALK IN ALL CAPS!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
NO, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND THEN JERK OFF IN IT, IT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MOM'S ADVICE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (3Liv/)
I've slaved my fingers to the bone for you ungrateful kids and this is the thanks i get?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (JO9+V)
Why would they attack the Liberal Arts building?
...
Leaving the Liberal Arts building alone is similar to the strategy of just injuring your enemies army rather than killing it. Taking care of invalids is a big drain on a society.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (1H9ox)
Uh, no.
Twiggy would like a word.
Failing that, Cheryl Tiegs would like several words.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: UK at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: jsg at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (boVyI)
10 at hospital...1 critical.
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (Enq6K)
And now we find out if it's Religion of Peace or Black Lives Matter. Because now would be the time for an escalation from either or both of those parties.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
No shooter?
Nice.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2016 12:16 PM (sUwfN)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (Enq6K)
He had a LOT of hair on his chest...
I didn't eat my veggies... I have very little...
Who knew?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 28, 2016 12:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Your dad was doing it all wrong. My grandpa liked boilermakers - a shot and a beer.
He used to say after downing one that "by God, now that puts hair on your chest!" I resolved never to drink boilermakers.
If you had been drinking boilermakers at age 7, you'd be hairy as an ewok right now.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (kS13D)
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It doesn't need to.
Police have no more right to use force than you do.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: our Country is Screwed
We preferred waiting...my dad was much easier to deal with than my mom.
Posted by: Tami
Ditto.
Posted by: Insomniac
--------------
Dad was interred at Arlington a month after I turned four.
Mom had no problem using his belt all by herself. Shit, I'll bet that same belt is still hanging in her closet.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (unxa1)
racism that has befallen these sweet innocent Somali lambs.
Wait - can you write slower - I'm going use that in my address to the nation later today....
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (NOIQH)
How does that work anyway. Do you see how full of chronic smoke you can squeeze in there before inhalation? Quick someone ask Gary Johnson.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (41WGP)
Posted by: jbspry at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (d/n9j)
refer to Naomi Campbell as "Original Supermodel." How many original
supermodels were there, because I have heard that phrase used to
describe many women.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (tewYv)
================================
I thought that was Cheryl Tiegs. Or Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM (dFi94)
386 Just wait until your father gets home?
_____________________
The postman?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2016 12:12 PM (4AVeu)
Laugh. My dad WAS a postman.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2016 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 28, 2016 12:19 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2016 12:19 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 12:19 PM (3myMJ)
Police have no more right to use force than you do.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (3Liv/)
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AND THATS FUNNY BECAUSE "3Liv/" DOESNT KNOW I JERK OFF IN MY SOCKS!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2016 12:19 PM (zLDYs)
Methodists.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (PY9jH)
Because now would be the time for an escalation from either or both of
those parties.
Embrace the power of "and" - #BLM is supported by CAIR, includes Palestinian activists.
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (3myMJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUxkjvVOWQ8
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (LhGBu)
You're arguing against straw men. I never said sit around and wait for government to solve problems. But you don't necessarily know when the police are going to show up so you can put your gun away in time. Look into plainclothes officers getting shot by mistake. It's your life, do what you want. But I encourage you to talk to an actual LEO in your area and see what he thinks.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (v/Huj)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (41WGP)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
------------------
Some people were run into by the car he was driving.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (uHcnA)
Yes, it's a magical deflector shield.
I mean just look at Chicago.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: grammie winger
----
*runs from the room crying*
Posted by: Twiggy at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (CxB0h)
Yeah, my wife tried that on me once. I told her it's her job to handle the problem when I am not around. I am not going to be the bad guy as soon as I walk through the door.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (FIrEF)
Police have no more right to use force than you do.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (3Liv/)
Well, Ben Roethlisberger - if that is your real name - it is not a matter of rights at that point. Police ARE empowered to use more force, by law.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
------------------
Some people were run into by the car he was driving.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:21 PM (uHcnA)
Clearly we need common sense car control laws.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (BOYu0)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:17 PM (3Liv/)
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AND THATS FUNNY BECAUSE "3Liv/" DOESNT KNOW I JERK OFF IN MY SOCKS!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Danny Trejo at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (0mRoj)
-----------
Yeah, my phrasing was kind of tortured, wasn't it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (uHcnA)
Wait, that was Dad.
Posted by: Meremortal
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Money doesn't grow on trees!
Posted by: Mike Hammer's dad at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (CxB0h)
Its time for common sense Machete control....
There is no good reason why Americans should be able to own a machete anymore. Those were meant for a time before everyone had a gardener
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (lKyWE)
Interestingly there have only been 9 faithless electors. I was surprised to see the number so low.
I'm still sticking with my prediction that Hillary has some faithless electors this go round. I had said 5, but perhaps that was too ambitious.
Posted by: SH at November 28, 2016 12:24 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Algore at November 28, 2016 12:24 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2016 12:24 PM (41WGP)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 12:24 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 28, 2016 12:24 PM (dKiJG)
We have one reported injured by machete. We have perp reported shot.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah, my phrasing was kind of tortured, wasn't it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2016 12:23 PM (uHcnA)
That wasn't where I was going, but now that you mention it, you did use the passive voice to excess.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (Kucy5)
And one swipe from a machete can easily mean permanent nerve damage or worse.
A saw mention somewhere of a resemblance to a 2006 muzzie attack at a campus.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (3myMJ)
refer to Naomi Campbell as "Original Supermodel." How many original
supermodels were there, because I have heard that phrase used to
describe many women.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2016 12:14 PM (tewYv)
================================
I thought that was Cheryl Tiegs. Or Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 28, 2016 12:18 PM
Pffft.
We think those broads are amateurs.
Posted by: Suzy Parker & Jean Shrimpton at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (AJeMv)
200+ comments on shooter situations and nobody has mentioned what Mom always told you?
She'd love me if I was the color of a baboon's ass?
Posted by: Navin Zod Johnson at November 28, 2016 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)
No, that's not Mommy's rocket ship?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2016 12:26 PM (X6fMO)
Thinking people have to un-train themselves of the unconscious habit of "turning on the news" (CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN ETC) to get their information.
Posted by: jbspry at November 28, 2016 12:26 PM (d/n9j)
Posted by: Danny Trejo at November 28, 2016 12:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: McCool at November 28, 2016 12:26 PM (TQxRy)
If we have a waiting period to buy a machete, this could have been prevented.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 28, 2016 12:26 PM (xq8JO)
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------
Hmm. 'Passive Excess Syndrome'.
*takes notes*
Posted by: Mike Hammer's dad at November 28, 2016 12:27 PM (CxB0h)
AND THATS FUNNY BECAUSE "3Liv/" DOESNT KNOW I JERK OFF IN MY SOCKS!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
That right there is funny! I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at November 28, 2016 12:27 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 12:27 PM (CxB0h)
Posted by: joncelli
Disagree. This is a really dumb time to do a terror attack. Nothing more likely to dampen enthusiasm for a recount and President Hillary.
That said, it certainly sounds like a Muzzie attack, unless that's Russian disinformation. Come on, MSM, here's a chance to restore your credibility. Do sime straight reporting, no narrative bullshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2016 12:28 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
I may not click that until the 'All clear' is issued.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2016 12:28 PM (CxB0h)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 28, 2016 12:28 PM (FQKBL)
I make the over/under on the Mohammed factor (the proportion of times "Mohammed" appears in the aggregate of the perps' names) to be 0.5.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2016 12:28 PM (SRKgf)
"Multiple mosques across the U.S. have reported receiving threatening letters stating that President-elect Donald Trump will 'do to you Muslims what Hitler did to the Jews."'
https://tinyurl.com/zf5cvnv
Link to Glenn "Little Green Goofballs" Beck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 28, 2016 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)
But it could be that the hacker's name was Mohammed and he had to use a machete, because it's hard to buy a good beheading sword in the USA.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 28, 2016 12:29 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Algore at November 28, 2016 12:30 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: Trigon at November 28, 2016 12:31 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: grammie winger
----
*runs from the room crying*
Posted by: Twiggy at November 28, 2016 12:22 PM (CxB0h)
Hey... uh.... you still waiting?
Posted by: Elwood Blues at November 28, 2016 12:31 PM (qf6WZ)
Rule #98 is to shave hair for fatwa. (Wait, it is not fatwa Friday).
Rule #97 is to keep yer goat clean.
Rule #96 is to wash your feets prior to the fatwa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 12:31 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:32 PM (sF/De)
refer to Naomi Campbell as "Original Supermodel." How many original
supermodels were there, because I have heard that phrase used to
describe many women.
Eveyln Nesbit would like a word with them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2016 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at November 28, 2016 12:34 PM (3myMJ)
OSU and Grant are Lev. 1, Riverside is Lev.2
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2016 12:35 PM (BOYu0)
The recent photos also capture her wonky eyes along with other hideous features.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at November 28, 2016 12:35 PM (Cx8BK)
Nephew's fine. Classes cancelled. He's sippin' a Stella Artois as we speak.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 28, 2016 12:32 PM (sF/De)
Good news Herr....and smart guy!
Posted by: Tami at November 28, 2016 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
matter of rights at that point. Police ARE empowered to use more force,
by law.
---
You think laws > Rights?
Interesting.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2016 12:37 PM (3Liv/)
If you wait until all the facts come in, it is no longer speculating, it's reporting.
In my opinion, it's never too soon to speculate.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 28, 2016 12:41 PM (HGI1Q)
At my kids' high school a couple of years ago, their teacher told them the official rule was shelter in place. He said in a real situation, he wanted them out the windows and running like hell through the woods to the office next door, "Security has guns there."
At my kid's technical college last year, the professor said the rule was no guns on campus. She said that in a real situation, she was counting on anyone carrying anyway to protect them.
Both the teacher and professor were serious liberals/hippies. They just happen to care more about their students' lives than about peace, love, and understanding.
Posted by: VKI at November 28, 2016 12:47 PM (qySNZ)
The recent photos also capture her wonky eyes along with other hideous features.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen
Baby Jane was a much more sympathetic character.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 28, 2016 12:51 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Thatch at November 28, 2016 12:53 PM (CWGHX)
NBC just reported one of the attackers was a Somali "refugee". Good thing Barry has opened the floodgates to these "refugees"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 28, 2016 12:59 PM (493sH)
Woman researching the Clinton ties to human trafficking in Haiti is one who was killed. Don't know the other.
Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2016 01:01 PM (RAlhj)
Woman researching the Clinton ties to human trafficking in Haiti is one who was killed. Don't know the other.
Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2016 01:01 PM (RAlhj)
Who is it that died? Names?
Posted by: Deplorable Bonnie Blue at November 28, 2016 01:10 PM (ZXK8H)
Posted by: simplemind at November 28, 2016 01:13 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2016 01:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2016 01:18 PM (XZPhW)
Posted by: saf at November 28, 2016 01:19 PM (+zN6H)
Go poir Momma some of her medicine?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 28, 2016 01:21 PM (dIc3Q)
Posted by: Bob Hostetler at November 28, 2016 01:27 PM (APmkk)
Anyone want to guess what religion loves a Machete
The Tonton Macoute?
Posted by: Roscoe at November 28, 2016 01:32 PM (UqeeU)
These were the 8 people that were hospitalized initially.
Then there was the case of stabbing or running someone over.
Then the police shot the perp/driver dead.
End of story.
Columbus has a large Somali ex-pat community, that dates from Before Obama (BO).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 28, 2016 01:36 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at November 28, 2016 01:37 PM (r0Hok)
Posted by: Tuna
Riverside Methodist?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 28, 2016 01:48 PM (RFeQD)
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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)