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Appointments:
CIA: Mike Pompeo
National Security Advisor: Mike Flynn
AG: Jeff Sessions
Pompeo and Flynn discussed here, and Trump's offer of the AG slot to Sessions here.
I don't know much about Pompeo but he (along with Senator Tom Cotton) blasted the Obama Administration for its secret side-deals with Iran. These deals granted Iran leeway and license that Obama hid from the American public -- see, Iran can know about the concessions Obama gave them, but American voters can't. It's a matter of national security, you see? Our enemies can know these things, but not American citizens.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:15 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2016 11:15 AM (89GZc)
Wow. Teh Ewok is up early.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2016 11:16 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (1H9ox)
I do not know much about Pompeo either. Flynn looks like a good pick, and it may be a sign that Trump is going to have national security as security and not for SJW posturing.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: In Exile at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (QThya)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
he pointed out to Hillary (in her "testimony") that she took 100's of emails from Blumenthal on Benghazi, but the people actually working there couldn't get her attention.
Sounds like another winner for Trump and America.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (LhGBu)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (o+pgY)
And when does Mattis change the name back to what it's supposed to be, Department of War?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (OJXf7)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (uWAzI)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
NBC reported Flynn took him out of consideration
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: In Exile at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (QThya)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (qJhUV)
Very excited, but now waiting to see who runs in necessary special election (Brownback can't appoint).
Posted by: Carol at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (iLb58)
Ha, too good not to share:
Commentor on Breitbart (in response to John Legend's deciding that Trump is spewing "Hitler-level" rhetoric):
'Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans took their slaves away.'
Ziiiing!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
PE Trump, with his early morning work ethic, is embarrassing many.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (o+pgY)
With all the news going on lately it didn't dawn on me that TFG would usually just be getting up about now.
Morning for America bitches!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (/D5Lf)
I know I could only handle a year of TFG before I lost the will to follow the news closely enough to write about it.
Lately I've been feeling like I have a lot of energy for it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:20 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2016 11:20 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
NBC reported Flynn took him out of consideration
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (/D5Lf)
Well, 72-hour rule on everything. Mattis might just be paying his respects.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Please, please make Mad Dog Mattis head of the DOD.
I'll give up saying f*ck. For realz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
Let's not get f*ckin' crazy here.
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2016 11:21 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:21 AM (2PHKP)
Ha, too good not to share:
Commentor on Breitbart (in response to John Legend's deciding that Trump is spewing "Hitler-level" rhetoric):
'Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans took their slaves away.'
Ziiiing!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (2PHKP)
Perfect!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:21 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (XWkhW)
The War Department is now called Department of the Army. War and Navy were co-equal cabinet positions. Department of Defense merged War (Army), Navy, and the then-new Department of the Air Force.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:21 AM (hLRSq)
Does anyone know how this works procedurally? If Sessions is confirmed, I assume that removes him from the Senate and takes the GOP down a Senator. Let's say the a couple other GOP Senators are confirmed. I presume then the GOP could for a time period be in the minority - depending on each states successor appointment provision. I'm just sort of curious as to how it works, and if there is a timing on this that is important. For instance, would you confirm some Senator last?
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:21 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: In Exile at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (QThya)
It occurs to me that White Chicken Chili and White Chocolate Fudge are racist, threatening and guilty of giving people pleasure without using them to gain control over said people.
They must be banned immediately and all recipe and cook books burned...
In the meantime I'll be in my safe space, pleasuring myself with play dough and black russians...
Posted by: That Other Guy at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (v9gSJ)
Morning for America bitches!
PE Trump is like that old military ad slogan,
"We do more by 9:00 am than most people do all day!"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (o+pgY)
That Mattis fellow is sounding better and better for SecDef too.
"You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad."
"I'm going to pleade with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years."
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (Cgudb)
Sez the lazy-assed guy who gets up late, eats his waffle, and strolls into the Oval Office around 10:00.
Trump gets up at 5:00 and gets to work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lame Duck What Never Shuts Up at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (2Mnv1)
Would Hillary, or any Democrat President-elect at the current stage of the party's decay, have dared to name THREE (presumably) CISGENDERED WHITE MALES as xer first Cabinet appointees?
Oh, hell no. Every announcement would be a choreographed exercise in appeasing fifteen different groups.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sean King at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: model_1066 at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (png4/)
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That would be fun to see that out in front in the Senate, since it was basically ignored by the press.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (gmeXX)
I'll give up saying f*ck. For realz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
I'm going to try to do that for Lent Jane. Narrow it down a bit because last year I tried 'be a better person' and well...we all know how that turned out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (Mt8T4)
>> Posted by: Lame Duck What Never Shuts Up
Fourth fairway is that way. Watch out for the water hazard to the left of the green.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (TppKb)
Now, let's conduct a thought experiment.
Would Hillary, or any Democrat President-elect at the current stage
of the party's decay, have dared to name THREE (presumably) CISGENDERED
WHITE MALES as xer first Cabinet appointees?
Oh, hell no. Every announcement would be a choreographed exercise in appeasing fifteen different groups.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:22 AM (TppKb)
I shudder to think of whose names we'd be hearing had her Royal Drunk-Squirts been elected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (Mt8T4)
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Is that when you turned to cannibalism?
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
NBC reported Flynn took him out of consideration
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:18 AM (/D5Lf)
Well, 72-hour rule on everything. Mattis might just be paying his respects.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah. Until Trump confirms it, it is nothing but speculation and wishful thinking.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (/D5Lf)
So, naturally, Jonah Goldberg pens a column today about how awful it is that Democrats chose Trump for us, and how this Trump debacle is all their fault.
I really want Goldberg to wake up in a world where no one is willing to pay him a cent for his mind-feces anymore.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sean King at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (97XyN)
Yeah, but they're all doing Black Face for the White House Halloween party.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (JreH3)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
10:15 am || Meets with European leaders; German Chancellery, Berlin, Germany
12:30 pm || Departs Berlin, Germany
10:30 pm || Arrives Lima Peru
Keith is going to have to get used to getting up earlier
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (/D5Lf)
Who is Egg McMuffin? I've given up trying to guess from context.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (qUNWi)
McMullin, 3rd party candidate. Who lost.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (kdS6q)
Hey, back among the living. Hopefully it is a busy four years for you.
Posted by: In Exile at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (QThya)
Posted by: Sean King at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM
If we added you, it would be even whiter!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (qUNWi)
Evan McMullin
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (/D5Lf)
I'll give up saying f*ck. For realz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You are a better person than I am.
10 minutes after arriving at work, and I'm using Fuck as a comma.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (o+pgY)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (1H9ox)
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Delta Fu! (shoots potato gun)
Posted by: Deaf Frat Guy at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (ZsN9X)
>> Republicans took their slaves away.
Need to drift over to one of the online T-shirt fabs and draw that one up...
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (S2VsH)
You and me both. And the phrase "mind feces" is a real gem that I will have to borrow now.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2016 11:27 AM (sCBEO)
FYI
Republican Governor Bentley will appoint Sessions's replacement in the short-term and set a date for a statewide election to fill the seat thru the remianded of the term.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 11:28 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 18, 2016 11:28 AM (UpGcq)
AKA the guy who sacrificed his political career to stooge around as Romney's Mini-Me.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:28 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:24 AM (Mt8T4)
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Is that when you turned to cannibalism?
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (uHcnA)
Yes Bluebell, it was too much stress so I started to bing eat...grabbed the first thing walked...uuhh.. came by.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:28 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
Al Sharpton tweeted he was too biased.
FFS get your shine box 'Reverend'
But it's this shit they're pushing:
Sen. Jeff Sessions, Once Deemed Too Racist to Become a Federal Judge, Will Be Trump's Attorney General
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
Jesus of Nazareth would not be easily confirmed in 2016.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
Depends on the State... in Alabama the Governor has to call a Special Election...
But as Trump won Alabama with 62%... I don't think it will not be refilled by a Republican.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (TppKb)
Is her book out yet? I'm looking forward to the Amazon reviews.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (qJhUV)
SiL (Tump voter and vocal supporter) says his Iowa parents and sisters won't speak to him.
A couple of days later his dad called about a problem with his truck. No mention of anything else.
I told SiL that was Dad's way of apologizing and making peace.
I guess it's going to take more time for the women to calm down, heh.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qxDn6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (VdICR)
4.25/5 Ejaculations!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Siskel, & Ebert at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (uUXAI)
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Perhaps in a day when the filibuster could come into play. But alas, that is no more for executive appointments. (The other day I thought it was only removed for lower level court appointments, but saw it was also for executive appointments).
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (QDnY+)
Press releases from the Tower of Power have already been done...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qUNWi)
>> Amazon reviews.
They will, of course, be shaded by the tint of racism.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (TppKb)
i wasn't really thrilled with Mr. Trump, personally, I was just glad he
wasn't Hillary. But I'm really enjoying some of these appointments, and
I have to wonder if any of the usual Republicans would have made some
of these picks. I'm guessing not. So far this is kind of like an early
Christmas - you just don't know what's getting unwrapped next.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at November 18, 2016 11:26 AM (JreH3)
I was skeptical, but that skepticism is beginning to turn into a cautious optimism. His cabinet picks so far have been very interesting, and seem to indicate that he's both serious about delivering the goods, as well as trying to repair the crisis in the Republican party to the extent that it can be by throwing the Establishment a few bones. I really want to see the rest of them, now.
Of course, his first Supreme Court nominee is what will really be the big thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 11:28 AM (kdS6q)
Alabama, right? A safe GOP seat.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: That Other Guy at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (v9gSJ)
>> already been done...
When does Trump put the Eye of Sauron up on the roof?
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (TppKb)
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SPLC. 'nough said.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (qUNWi)
Evan McMullen, independent Republican candidate recruited by Bill Kristol and others to run as a spoiler to deny Trump the presidency.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (hLRSq)
Perhaps in a day when the filibuster could come into play. But alas, that is no more for executive appointments. (The other day I thought it was only removed for lower level court appointments, but saw it was also for executive appointments).
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (gmeXX)
Good to know... I really don't know much about Sessions....
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qxDn6)
Nah. Just tell them to "calm down a bit".
Always works.
Use mansplaining.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (DofIg)
Now we're all racists because why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (xq8JO)
I told SiL that was Dad's way of apologizing and making peace.
I guess it's going to take more time for the women to calm down, heh.
Tell 'em to clean house and make sammiches. That'll take their minds off it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (o+pgY)
But as Trump won Alabama with 62%... I don't think it will not be refilled by a Republican.
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I guess that is what I am getting at though. A special election takes time. So is it possible that there could be a time period in which the GOP was in the minority because there was only 97 Senators?
Sounds like it is possible and therefore it would affect who and when you sought confirmation.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (gmeXX)
Alabama, right? A safe GOP seat.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yes, Sessions is one of our best. You're welcome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (2PHKP)
>> on the roof of Trump Tower, drinking beer, and
>> throwing water balloons at the press below.
Uh, water balloons? I'm assuming you mean 'water' balloons. All that beer has to go somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: In Exile
****
Needed a blood transfusion and about 10 steaks for protein. I'm good to go now.
Mattis for DOD? Splooooooooge! Squirt! Yessssss!
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Stop Splooging at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (uhftQ)
Kristol and others to run as a spoiler to deny Trump the presidency."
Also apparently part of Mitt's "Mormon Mafia", if you believe in such things...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (S2VsH)
I'm betting it'll be a mirror___ big-bundler award like the current incumbent, Penny Pritzker.
Who, other than getting born into a family of billionaires, didn't seem to have much knowledge of, you know, commerce.
Not quite 'profits and earnings ratios' level ignorance, like Ear Leader; but not a real star.
And, the media will start shouting 'Donor pay-off'!
And Trump's team will stuff it up their butts.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (nd1zx)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:29 AM (QDnY+)
Press releases from the Tower of Power have already been done...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qf6WZ)
Imagine the Donald in his Trump Tower holding up a sword a la He-Man and yelling "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR...."
(It's probably illegal to have this much fun.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
I'd prefer an experienced tough hand from the prosecutorial ranks, but whatever. AG may be the most important job this cycle. It appears Trump has the energy of 5 administrations all by himself - just hope he and his team can get so, so many tough/unpleasant tasks done.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (QDnY+)
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That company is conducting a giant fraud! No one associated with fraudulent businesses should have a place in public life!!
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Enron Advisor at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:30 AM (qxDn6)
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Doesnt.
It.
Always.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Huh. We were all racists for eight years because we realized what a disaster TFG was.
Now we're all racists because why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Shut up and accept your Hitlery-Racism badge, you racist-y racist who likes to racist a lot.
Racist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
He was Mark Levin's top choice for AG.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:34 AM (Jcg9Q)
Now we're all racists because why?
Republican?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:34 AM (QDnY+)
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SPLC. 'nough said.
Posted by: RWC
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The same people who have declared The Daughters of the Confederacy, a group of little old ladies who sit around drinking tea and sharing chicken salad recipes, to be a Hate Group.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:34 AM (7H/2n)
An AG who takes the immigration laws seriously could speak with any accent, and I'd blow him first.
But it's gonna make liberal heads explode that he's a southerner.
And since they voted to throw other people's children out of their health care, I'm pretty happy with their heads exploding.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (QDnY+)
Session's was the Alabama AG before he was a Senator
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM
Eh, it's aight.
Posted by: SuperVillian Architecture Aprreciation Society at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Because Donald Trump won't take the advice of his foes regarding who he has staff his administration.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (hLRSq)
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Because we voted for a racist.... and a misogynist....and an Islamophobe......and a homophobe....
(I know... I know...)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yes, Sessions is one of our best. You're welcome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (2PHKP)
Alabama is my Plan B should Texas ever get conquered.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (xeeHA)
the Confederacy, a group of little old ladies who sit around drinking
tea and sharing chicken salad recipes, to be a Hate Group.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:34 AM (7H/2n)
Same people who had no problem with Klansman Robert Byrd being Her Royal Drunk-Squirts 'friend and mentor'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (fJQAI)
Posted by: DocJ at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (NYS7S)
All of this could have been prevented. Senator Session was nominated for a District Court Judgeship. But you and the idiot, Arlen "Scottish Law" Spector had a meltdown and voted against him.
Karma bitches......karma
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (xq8JO)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (xeeHA)
and don't forget me!
Posted by: Donalds Yuge Dick at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (gmeXX)
Evan McMullen, independent Republican candidate recruited by Bill Kristol and others to run as a spoiler to deny Trump the presidency.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
And not gay! Let's be clear about that.
He's just one of those 40ish Mormon men who never married, has had no girlfriends and was backed in the election by a pro-gay marriage billionaire.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (kdS6q)
And there are actually people urging her to run for office.
Jeebus. I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (R7cwD)
Day ruined.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (1H9ox)
"Elections have consequences. I won."
Make their dainty little heads explode from the cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (xeeHA)
******
It's a Secret Deal With an Enemy, Duh!!! - a limerick
B'rack says if you can't trust a mullah, bro!
You can tell your state secrets to Abdullah, yo!
It sure bears repeating
The Iranis are cheating
Just don't say that Ayatollah'd you so!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (Jcg9Q)
A good plan. I think Texas will be fine. I imagine there are a lot of ICE and Border folks who are happy to be actually doing their jobs again shortly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (2PHKP)
Flynn I've not looked into, though that article linked earlier in The Hill was unimpressive (read like a paid advertisement from the client, Turkey). I've got to think Flynn's thinking on Turkey goes a bit deeper than "Turkey good ..... NATO ally .... Turkey good .... NATO ally" - which is incredibly lame and a few years out of date.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Byll Winn at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (vmsda)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (QDnY+)
He was a US Attorney, and AG of Alabama...
and knows where the bodies are buried in Washington DC...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
you say that like there is something wrong with that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (EbeEQ)
>>never married, has had no girlfriends and was
>> backed in the election by a pro-gay marriage
>> billionaire.
Man, it takes some people a whole lot of words to hint at something, doesn't it?
Frederick Forsyth's term was 'Nature's bachelors'.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (qxDn6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Because Donald Trump won't take the advice of his foes regarding who he has staff his administration.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off!"
Spot - on !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (VmIEt)
Day ruined.
President Trump needs to end our nation's stupid obsession with putting Pumpkin into everything from September 1 to the end of November. That would be #Winning
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (xq8JO)
Huh. We were all racists for eight years because we realized what a disaster TFG was.
Now we're all racists because why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Shut up and accept your Hitlery-Racism badge, you racist-y racist who likes to racist a lot.
Racist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (2PHKP)
Can someone tell me why this is so funny to me? It was the last 'Racist' I think.
Posted by: Donalds Yuge Dick at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (Mt8T4)
>> everyone the last eight years
And he doesn't call himself something like 'Jeh'.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM (TppKb)
And Loretta Lynch needs to be prosecuted for obstruction of justice, hating whitey and having too fat of an ass even for a colored gal.
Sir-Mix-Alot can be brought in as a witness for the prosecution if need be.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (ZsN9X)
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I don't do spontaneous human explosions.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (ZsN9X)
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The media's concern trolling is at 11. They have just become so F!CKING helpful these days. Bless their hearts.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (xeeHA)
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Still ok for pie though, right?
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (gmeXX)
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What if Trump added a portcullis?
Or a moat?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (xeeHA)
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A trebuchet.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (QDnY+)
Flynn understands who has been shooting at us the last 30 or so years... and why....
He was cast out because he would not play the 'Islam is a religion of Peace' game...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Byll Winn at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (vmsda)
You forgot the Dailys! What about the dailys?
Otherwise, that was utterly awesome.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (xq8JO)
WTF...... Kanye is a Trumpeteer?????
But the...... why he...... he can't.....
fuck.
Kanye agrees with me on something.
**checks life philosophy assumptions**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Byll Winn at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (vmsda)
LMAO. Ok I MUST need more cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (Mt8T4)
And there are actually people urging her to run for office.
Jeebus. I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:37 AM (PY9jH
She can be Kanye's running mate. He announced to his concert goers yesterday that he is going to run for 2020. Maybe by then, they will both have looked stuff up.
Posted by: Jen at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (Q3CCX)
obsession with putting Pumpkin into everything from September 1 to the
end of November. That would be #Winning
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM
Well, what's your plan for what to do with all this goddamned orange squash every fall?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Because Donald Trump won't take the advice of his foes regarding who he has staff his administration.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:35 AM (hLRSq)
Well said.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (WuRdh)
I'm not really too keen on taking real conservatives out of the Rino Congress, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Siskel, & Ebert at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (uUXAI)
Day ruined.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (1H9ox)
Heh. Our son said walking around his campus the air is filled with the aroma of pumpkin spice lattes the grrrls are carrying.
(I confess I bought some Gevalia pumpkin spice latte. It's not bad.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (PY9jH)
It's going to be an early night.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:41 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: VA MKZ at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (CyCaV)
I get the impressions Kanye is a contrarian and also likes to fuck with people's minds and also likes to be in the News.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (EbeEQ)
Please, please promise to hold your breathe until you get your way!! I wanna see people pass out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (2PHKP)
Sort of sets a parameter on this central issue (probably the one that more than any other made Trump president) - "going wobbly" unlikely.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (QDnY+)
Jesus of Nazareth would not be easily confirmed in 2016.
Too Jewish.
Posted by: That Other Guy at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (v9gSJ)
****
Doesn't have the temperament: "he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables."
Posted by: Lymond at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (2mv+1)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (fJQAI)
(It's probably illegal to have this much fun.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
Make Eternia Great Again!
Posted by: josephistan at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
Add that to the list of epic Democrat petard hoists. The most epic, of course, is President Trump. By their vigorous defense of Bill Clinton, and the insistence of the entire media that a President's private failings did not affect his ability to govern. If they hadn't used every ounce of their persuasive power to create the cultural change that spared Bill Clinton, Trump would never have stood a chance.
By eliminating civics from the curriculum, they may have influenced a significant portion of the electorate to pick him over candidates who demonstrated a better understanding of politics and the process.
And now he's going in like a wrecking ball. The schadenfreude is non-stop.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (sp6+W)
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Soooooooo.......Kanye is chemjeff.
**mind blown**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
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What if Trump added a portcullis?
Or a moat?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (xeeHA)
Arrow slits and murder holes. For getting medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (0mRoj)
I'd also like to see Palin somewhere for the heads exploding factor, maybe in charge of a dept. that needs seriously downsized.
Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (Jen0I)
I'm betting it'll be a mirror___ big-bundler award like the current incumbent, Penny Pritzker.
Who, other than getting born into a family of billionaires, didn't seem to have much knowledge of, you know, commerce.
Not quite 'profits and earnings ratios' level ignorance, like Ear Leader; but not a real star.
And, the media will start shouting 'Donor pay-off'!
And Trump's team will stuff it up their butts.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (nd1zx)
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Still projecting democrat values onto other people? Guess what. Fredo is is leaving and Hillary Clinton will never be the president.
Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 18, 2016 11:43 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (gmeXX)
Yes....but true confession time.
My grandmother owned a little greasy spoon for years. She was a damn fine cook and baker. However, as she got older, she started to assign "favorites" to her relatives that, well, weren't necessarily their favorites. And mine was.....pumpkin pie.
So every Thanksgiving, as the rest of the family chowed down on her blue ribbon Apple Pie and her made from scratch Chocolate pudding pie, I was forced to enjoy not one but two slices of her pumpkin pie (which was not her best) because it was my.....favorite.
The last time I ate pumpkin pie was when I was 19 years old and it was the last Thanksgiving at her house. Not touched it since.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (xq8JO)
Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (xeeHA)
>> management or senior management position needs
>> to be fired, demoted or re-classified as a "Parking
>> Lot Attendant-Part time only" with subsequent
>> reduction in pay and bennies to boot.
"Hello, Mobile Modular? Yeah, we need some new office space. No, just single-wides with a bunch of desks. Middle of Nevada, we're working with DoD to figure out some room in between their bombing ranges. No, we don't need any datacom, they're going to be completely off-line. Yeah, about 100 of them. Need them labeled 'Department of Justice Western Regional Office'."
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (ZsN9X)
Never played drums for Spinal Tap then. Let me file that nugget away for future use.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (uWAzI)
Or a moat?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:36 AM (xeeHA)
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A trebuchet.
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President Trump needs to end our nation's stupid
obsession with putting Pumpkin into everything from September 1 to the
end of November. That would be #Winning
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:39 AM
Well, what's your plan for what to do with all this goddamned orange squash every fall?
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See above.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (DVC2D)
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Can our God-Emperor do something about uptalk? And ugly sweater parties?
Posted by: josephistan at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
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True, but they still might have gotten away with it if the left had nominated someone who's last name was not Clinton.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (gmeXX)
This is the perfect time to bring in new blood, set & cure them, and deepen our bench. While we control all three houses.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Lymond at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (2mv+1)
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see..... Seeee..... SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
**points wildly**
Al those damn Xtianists are violent to the core
**points wildly again**
~atheists everywhere
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Well, rolling them down steep hills is fun .... specially if they're really big !
I've also heard tell of people who use 'em as cannon ammunition.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (VmIEt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (UHLlC)
Posted by: Al Leppo at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (vmsda)
Jesus of Nazareth would not be easily confirmed in 2016.
Too Jewish.
Posted by: That Other Guy at November 18, 2016 11:31 AM (v9gSJ)
****
Doesn't have the temperament: "he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables."
Posted by: Lymond at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (2mv+1)
Definitely one of those Anti Bank nuts....
and did you hear? He hung out with a Prostitute!
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:45 AM (o+pgY)
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Gawd.... I absolutley hate that speech pattern.
Drives me insane
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
He's a House member... How would they replace Him? I mean is it wise to take Senators and Congressmen for these positions?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
It was...spectacular. The supercilious bitch from the Young Turks was my favorite.
"You're fucking dumb, OK?"
(Her message to woman Trump voters)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (qxDn6)
I get the impressions Kanye is a contrarian and also likes to fuck with people's minds and also likes to be in the News.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 11:42 AM (EbeEQ)
I think the hip-hop guys like Trumps "live bigly" IDGAF attitude.
Posted by: josephistan at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (7JnLy)
I have visions of the guy holding up a "fvck whatever" sign and smashing a car windshield soon.
That would be adored by the MSM.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (DofIg)
Liberal heads would pink mist spontaneously.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (2PHKP)
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Still ok for pie though, right?
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:40 AM (gmeXX
I agree. Good heavens, Pumpkin beer, pumpkin wine , pumpkin cider, pumpkin candles, pumpkin donuts, pumpkin bread, pumpkin candy, pumpkin face cream, pumpkin coffee, on and on
Worse, it began in August and now is being shoved aside in favor of peppermint lattes, peppermint face cream, peppermint,....
My local grocery store had cut Christmas trees for sale in the parking lot. I'ts 70 degrees here today, and I want to enjoy Thanksgiving, not buy a dried out Christmas tree.
Posted by: Jen at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (Q3CCX)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (0mRoj)
I expect quite a bit. The White House is such a downgrade for him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (xeeHA)
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What is uptalk? But yes, ugly sweater parties are the worst.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (CS7jF)
But the Southern Poverty Law Center's Heidi Beirich, who tracks hate
speech, said Sessions is guilty of it, and that his mere presence in
Trump's inner circle is "a tragedy for American politics."
Um...yeah. Pretty sure they list the Catholic Church as a hate group. And probably CAIR as champions of human rights or something.
Read their website sometime. It's truly bizarro world, Ministry of Propaganda stuff.
You have to keep reminding yourself they are serious, and not a joke site like the Onion.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (1zARK)
Again, written just like these things always are, by foreign agents for clients. It just misses most of the key points of the situation. Pooh-poohing Erdogan's catastrophic transformation of Turkey is just unimpressive.
None of this matters, nor precludes Flynn's value as NSA. I just assume what he wrote does not reflect any part of US policy towards Turkey under Trump. Because it's thin unimpressive paid-adverstisement stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (QDnY+)
>> Him? I mean is it wise to take Senators and
>> Congressmen for these positions?
Between Sessions and Pompeo they look like safe R seats, and the conventional wisdom is that a Senator, or even a Representative, is easier to get through confirmation.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (TppKb)
POMPEO SOUNDS LIKE POMPEI!!!!!!
THE CIA IS GOING TO COVER ALL OF US WITH LAVA!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman, channeling SJW at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:48 AM (o+pgY)
He's a stone cold legal assassin
Posted by: Distracted drivin
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Doll's eyes. Like a shark. Just focuses on the prey and coldly closes in.
Posted by: Quint at November 18, 2016 11:48 AM (7H/2n)
So, just Kanye being Kanye.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:48 AM (S2VsH)
Romney is still a piece of shit who shouldnt be anywhere near the Trump admin
Remember, this is the guy who went out of his way to hurt the Trump candidacy and help hillary clinton --he held a frikkin press conference to berate Donald Trump!
Posted by: Soothsayer, Siskel, & Ebert at November 18, 2016 11:48 AM (uUXAI)
Trump should only speak to the media about these appointments using verbatim Obama quotes.
"Elections have consequences. I won."
Make their dainty little heads explode from the cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (xeeHA)
End each quote with FYTW. Just to put a little icing on the cake.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
So, just Kanye being Kanye.
Kanye hasn't been trending on twitter so Kanye had to Kanye
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (xq8JO)
This is a sign the Justice Dept. will actually enforce the already existing laws about illegal immigration.
Like... its still a felony to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in the US.... ie all the people talking about Sanctuary Cities are committing a Felony... right... now...
Personally Prosecute a couple politicians? PERP walk them? and the Sanctuary talk will end realllllyyyy quickly.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
>> Congressmen for these positions?
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I worry much less about Congressmen, as they are many. And a Cabinet position is ahead of House seat on my list of government positions. But I have Senate seat above Cabinet. So I don't like removing good Senators, unless they are old Senators and it is sort of just a capstone to their career.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (mpXpK)
Here's hoping that you get summoned to The Tower for a conference Really Soon.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (VmIEt)
Hip-hopheads and rappers love the trappings of wealth. Check their videos, luxury cars, mansions, call girls and gaudy jewelry rule.
Trump is natural for them.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (qxDn6)
Awesome.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (hLRSq)
I'd be shocked, but I think Romney would do a fine job. He's a true gentleman and would make a great diplomat. I don't really think of him as having foreign policy chops, but he showed a better grasp of our foreign policy problems in 2012 than Obama did.
Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (IKOfL)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (WlGX+)
So, just Kanye being Kanye.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:48 AM (S2VsH)
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He can FOAD.
So can his imbecile wife, who flashes her bling around and is SHOCKED her dumb ass is robbed.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (CRotO)
Wait. What's this itchy feeling where things aren't completely awful and we have multiple ways things are good instead of bad?
THE HOPE! IT ITCHES!
*looks at Browns schedule* Okay, that's better.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (mf5HN)
speech, said Sessions is guilty of it, and that his mere presence in
Trump's inner circle is "a tragedy for American politics."
Used to work at a Catholic High School where i had access to the mail... They subscribed to the SPLC magazine... Funny thing is every month it" disappeared"...They never guessed it was accidentally thrown away... They didn't renew the subscription...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
Key Lime Pie is an abomination and God's Wrath on the truly Wicked.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (xq8JO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (mpXpK)
"I think the hip-hop guys like Trumps "live bigly" IDGAF attitude."
Hip-hopheads and rappers love the trappings of wealth. Check their
videos, luxury cars, mansions, call girls and gaudy jewelry rule.
Trump is natural for them.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (qxDn6)
He was living their lifestyle before it was cool.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (qUNWi)
Wow. Teh Ewok is up early.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2016 11:16 AM (XWkhW)
I imagine that having a schadenboner for more than a week makes it difficult to sleep.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (u0lmX)
And already have...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (xq8JO)
You are a liar and deceiver from the pit of Hell! Away with you!
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (xq8JO)
You must live somewhere where they have no clue how to make it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (sp6+W)
Awesome.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (hLRSq)
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Seeing the GSW's pic at the VA instead of the JEF's will make going there a lot more pleasant.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Vocal fry declared a felony.
Posted by: Quint at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (Zs4uk)
the Confederacy, a group of little old ladies who sit around drinking
tea and sharing chicken salad recipes, to be a Hate Group.
I can, uh, trump that; there's a great story from R. Emmett Tyrrell in the Spectator about appearing on the BBC along with Chimichanga whats-her-name, where the femmette moderator trys to get Tyrrell to bite on 'Trump's endorsement by the KKK', and Tyrrell schooling them on the total irrelevance of the KKK to pretty much anything today; he compares quoting them to wondering what The Knights of Columbus think about the election as far as who cares? goes.
And both the Smart Girlz have NO idea who the Knights of Columbus are. 'Another extremist group?'
It's HILARIOUS.
http://tinyurl.com/hfnopsn
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nd1zx)
Personally, I'd prefer to see federal funding pulled. Let the voters of those fine cities construct their own gallows.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (o+pgY)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (qUNWi)
That's not pie. It's cake.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM
Only if it's green colored.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (xq8JO)
So I can have your piece? Thanks.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (hLRSq)
He's a House member... How would they replace Him?
Posted by: deplorable donna
Members of the House must be elected. They can not be replaced by appointment. A special election will be held to fill the vacancy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (kdS6q)
Flynn is a retired Lieutenant General (3 stars). One wonders how in the world a man without the temperament or personality for leadership managed to spend 33 years in leadership positions in the U.S. Military.
All I need to know about him is that he had the balls to say this: "Islam is a political ideology, not a religion."
Oh, fuck yeah.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (qUNWi)
That's not pie. It's cake.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
Its full of WIN.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (xq8JO)
Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (BKTpn)
House
Cabinet
Circuit Court Justice
Senate
Governor
VP
Senate Majority Leader
Speaker of the House
Justice
Chief Justice
President
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 18, 2016 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
That, and an executive order on 1/20/17 to rename DoD as The Department of War and I might just die from a permanent schadenboner.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (CS7jF)
*******
Talk About Tossing Your Hat In the Ring- a limerick
This idea has a certain cachet.
We should put in practice today!
"Yes, Chelsea dear
We can launch your career
With an old-fashioned French trebuchet!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (wPiJc)
Awesome.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (hLRSq)
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In my mind it will wink at you as you walk by.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (uHcnA)
Pecan pie is the only Thanksgiving pie that matters.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (1H9ox)
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Hopefully you'll be very busy answering congressional subpoenas.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (xeeHA)
He's a stone cold legal assassin
Posted by: Distracted drivin
THIS
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (PY9jH)
I like the selection.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (LXxM7)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nFwvY)
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Gonna be a loooooong line to pay "respect" to her if true.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sharkman, channeling SJW at November 18, 2016 11:47 AM (CS7jF)
The earthquake machine was shut down after the last round of budget cuts. They needed more money freed up for LGBTQQBBQWTF training.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM
Only if it's green colored.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (S2VsH)
That's fake key lime pie and is quite nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (TppKb)
Yup....works for me. Good training for all involved!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
House seats are all filled by Special Election...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (nd1zx)
Pecan pie is the only Thanksgiving pie that matters.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (1H9ox)
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Its on now.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (HjmBy)
Posted by: Moron Pu
But is she dead? I need to know if I need to grab some fajita meat today.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 11:51 AM (qUNWi)
That's not pie. It's cake.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
Its full of WIN.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 18, 2016 11:53 AM (xq8JO)
If by win you mean the jizz of a hundred Southies, then yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (326rv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM
They need to make official portraits of The Donald which "look at you" no matter where you are in the room, like at Disneyland's Haunted Mansion.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (S2VsH)
Of course it is all about family. That is how it's always framed.
Our problem is with birthright citizenship, which rains down anchor babies upon us, and what do you get, but "we cannot break up these families."
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (wPiJc)
Key lime pie is easy to make... Key lime juice,sweetened condensed milk and egg yolks in a graham cracker crust... No green food coloring...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (m6qV1)
Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (77i7V)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (qxDn6)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nFwvY)
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Gonna be a loooooong line to pay "respect" to her if true.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (CRotO)
Beer, asparagus and diuretics will be involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (0mRoj)
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Cursory research indicates she is still breathing, constitutionally prescribed punishments for treason notwithstanding.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (xeeHA)
Or, they haven't been this feisty since they founded the Klan...
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk-adorably deplorable, dishwasher safe at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Joy
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They'll have to disperse her ashes. A grave site would lead to local flooding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 11:25 AM (S2VsH)
Between him and Kevin Williamson, it is happening. The magazine William F. Buckley built is going down to oblivion.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (77i7V)
Why don't we change it to : "Gone"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (EbeEQ)
Awesome.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 18, 2016 11:50 AM (hLRSq)
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In my mind it will wink at you as you walk by.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (uHcnA)
I'd turn and Salute it...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (qf6WZ)
I'll be making pumpkin pie, pumpkin pecan pie, and chocolate bourbon pecan pie for Thanksgiving.
And I do NOT make watery pumpkin pie.
*readies flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM (CRotO)
Beer, asparagus and diuretics will be involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:57 AM (0mRoj)
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Hiya!
Oh yes, it will.
So far, not seeing any news at the usual suspects.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (CRotO)
I'll be making pumpkin pie, pumpkin pecan pie, and chocolate bourbon pecan pie for Thanksgiving.
And I do NOT make watery pumpkin pie.
*readies flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
Can I come over for dessert?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (BKTpn)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (VmIEt)
No mas.
Early in the campaign Trump essentially adopted Sessions' immigration positions as his own. Included in this is the tricky issue of Anchor Babies, which Sessions says we can and should stop. He's right, but it may be a Bridge Too Far in the first year.
Expect it to come up in confirmation hearings, with howls of righteous outrage from the Left.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (SIY7D)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (1H9ox
I'm worried about anyone familiar with the texture of baby crap.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (qxDn6)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
Sure. You'll have to fight over pie with some veterans, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (PY9jH)
[unnecessary and painful nostril flare]
Posted by: Sean King at November 18, 2016 11:23 AM (97XyN)
FTFY
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (CS7jF)
Pumpkin pie sucks. It has the texture of baby crap. And sometimes has water just sitting on it. Gross.
Pecan pie is the only Thanksgiving pie that matters.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (1H9ox)
THIS! I'm not a fan of pumpkin anything.
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (qxDn6)
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I take it you don't have kids.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (uHcnA)
Pumpkin pie sucks. It has the texture of baby crap. And sometimes has water just sitting on it. Gross.
Pecan pie is the only Thanksgiving pie that matters.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 11:54 AM (1H9ox)
In my family, pumpkin pie and cherry pie were traditional. Everyone knew not to get between me and the cherry.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (qxDn6)
Just saying.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (U6f54)
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God isn't that cruel.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (BKTpn)
Nope... Day 1... we fly our Nukes out of Turkey...
DAY 2, we say that...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (qf6WZ)
So far so good for Trump picks. Top Men and all that. Whoever is giving him the options is doing a great job and his pick from the options are very good.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:55 AM
My point exactly.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (S2VsH)
I wouldn't know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)
Fun Fact about replacing a Congressman:
tinyurl.com/je7kg5a
And this:
While a House seat is vacant, the office of the former representative remains open, its staff operating under the supervision of the Clerk of the House of Representatives. The people of the affected congressional district can continue to contact former representative's interim office for assistance with a limited range of services.
And since the replacement election has to go thru the whole primary/election cycle, these folks can sit around in the office for months playing Doom all day and collecting a check.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
Sure. You'll have to fight over pie with some veterans, though.
Just play the National Anthem. As everyone snaps to attention, grab pie and run.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (u0lmX)
And here I thought we had a future...
Posted by: jwest at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (Zs4uk)
Gonna be a loooooong line to pay "respect" to her if true.
Posted by: Joy
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They'll have to disperse her ashes. A grave site would lead to local flooding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 11:58 AM (7H/2n)
And when people said "Yellow River", they'd ask if you meant the one in China, or the one in the USA.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (sp6+W)
"Barack Obama, who through a series of critical, administrative
rulemakings has done more to protect animals than any other president in
recent memory."
He's almost driven us to extinction along with the Kale.
Posted by: The Wagyu at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (sp6+W)
Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (DJPPd)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (qxDn6)
Please don't get my hopes up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (ujg0T)
In case you did not get the memos running up to election day and since election day, we over here in the rule of law camp are all racist or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (B+qrE)
Like I think I've said before:
At the minimum EPA and Energy get 50% haircut and put under Interior.
HUD, Labor, Education get 50% headcount and put under HHS.
Haven't decided yet on Agriculture and Commerce, they could be merged, or Commerce could go to State and Agriculture to Interior.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:00 PM (uHcnA)
I raised a daughter but never tasted her emanations, heh.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (qxDn6)
http://tinyurl.com/jx8sxfl
Dying from an internet death hoax is a painful way to go!
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (u0lmX)
Just saying.
Posted by: the littl shyning man
___________
If Kim Kardashian becomes the next First Lady in 2021, then that will be the first time since Barbara Bush that the U.S. will have had two First Ladies in a row that hadn't flunked a bar exam.
Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (77i7V)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (o+pgY)
Serpentine! Serpentine!
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)
It's the end of my day, and I'm apparently not guarding my words as well as I should. Whups.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (sp6+W)
Just wondering why it takes 5-15 days for a death certificate to be issued here in Texas.
Filling out gobs of paperwork right now for the VA, the funeral home, etc.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
Oh, and Coast Guard goes back to DoD and FBI moves to DHS.
No, I'm not advocating getting rid of DHS at this point, because DOJ is an even bigger cesspit.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (qxDn6)
Seriously, we're not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (DofIg)
*moment of silence for Buzzion*
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (0LQ4f)
Posted by: Polling man at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (w0oFI)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
I raised a daughter but never tasted her emanations, heh.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:03 PM (qxDn6)
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Oof, I hope not. But I presume you changed a diaper or two? Perhaps you blocked it from your memory.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)
Sure. You'll have to fight over pie with some veterans, though.
Just play the National Anthem. As everyone snaps to attention, grab pie and run.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 12:02 PM (o+pgY)
Just better be able to run very fast... to get far enough out of range before the song is done...
Because that's a double Ass Whuppin offense....
1. Pulling a Krapenick against the flag..
2. Pie stealing...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (ZKlDy)
Oh man, if they ever did away with "anchor babies", I would get a schadenboner that would (sadly) require amputation after a few months of non-stop whackery.
You have no idea how many 9-months-pregnant women from the Arabian peninsula suddenly need to "vacation in America" currently. I look forward to it ending.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
It was some joke he made back in the '80's.
Burn him!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (u0lmX)
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I advocate the elimination of any department. Any one. Just to show that it can be done. I don't even care if things are moved - just get rid of one. Sure I would start with EPA or IRS or DOE - but I really don't care.
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (gmeXX)
None of the women in the family can't get right, even with the recipe in hand. And yes, it's a texture problem.
Her's was closer to a jello-like jiggle, theirs' is runny goop.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (qxDn6)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
Poor Melania. Whatever will she do for designers? At least the WH sofa cushions and draperies will be safe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (PY9jH)
>> something.
Which makes it critical that every bag of dicks we send out is truly diverse.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:07 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 18, 2016 12:07 PM (m6qV1)
W. Lewis Anselem for SoS!
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 18, 2016 12:07 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (df5yj)
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (gmeXX)
FFS. Don't say "Islamic extremism" but the KKK is apparently a mortal threat to the Republic now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (B+qrE)
334 Michelle obamas "designer" won't dress Melania because racism etc... Phew... We dodged a bullet... no more boob belts!
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
Melania could wear a dress made out of old copies of the NY Times held together by Silly String and she'd still look better than Mooch.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)
My favorite pie is Caramel Pie but the ability to make was lost when my Grandma left us.
None of the women in the family can't get right, even with the recipe in hand. And yes, it's a texture problem.
Her's was closer to a jello-like jiggle, theirs' is runny goop.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (qxDn6)
Sounds like your problem is either that you're not cooking it for long enough, cooking at the wrong temperature, or she used something as a thickener that nobody else was aware of. Just rough guesses, I'm not a master chef or anything.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (PY9jH)
Chanel is always a good choice if your budget allows.
Posted by: ALH at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (CRotO)
"I don't remember seeing that; what's irregular about it?"
"It's signed, 'Everyone in the USA'."
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (nd1zx)
"Mitt, as my new Secretary of State, here's a list of countries I want you to visit first. They're on this paper, under 'Zika Afflicted..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (kdS6q)
FFS. Don't say "Islamic extremism" but the KKK is apparently a mortal threat to the Republic now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (B+qrE)
They have, what, fifty members nationwide, and 80% are undercover Feds?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (0mRoj)
FFS. Don't say "Islamic extremism" but the KKK is apparently a mortal threat to the Republic now.
I don't understand why the left would be upset about that.
After all, the KKK is THEIR baby.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (1H9ox)
Ditzy reporterette on CNN is impressed by Pompeo saying he graduated 1st in his class at West Point but he's also an intellectual because he went to Harvard Law School.
So predictable.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (/tuJf)
>> one.
As I noted, in my basic program Energy, EPA, HUD, Labor, and Education would cease to be Cabinet-level entities, their functions would be absorbed into Interior and HHS.
Maybe you can't do it all at once, but you do start somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 12:06 PM (PY9jH)
I saw it hanging in the window and could not resist!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (uWAzI)
This remake of Carlos the Jackal sucks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (u0lmX)
Well, yes. Being hot to begin with helps immensely.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: oddnot at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (g1MTt)
Make sure to get plenty of "originals" as they call them. Everybody wants originals.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (qxDn6)
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (DJPPd)
Oh God, another Harvard.
Maybe Pompeo's a good guy but I regard Harvard as part of the prog madrassa complex.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (CRotO)
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Well, good. It's nice to know we're good for something.
And I'm very glad to see you here.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (uHcnA)
That would be heaven
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (DJPPd)
Carmel is a mountain. Caramel is a confection.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2016 12:12 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 12:10 PM (uWAzI)
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My favorite Carol Burnett moment ever.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:12 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:12 PM (CRotO)
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Those pressholes say a lot of stuff. Not credible. Need confirmation from other sources x eleventy11!!11 for MFM reports. Just say..., hell, it need not be said. It's a given.
Posted by: oddnot at November 18, 2016 12:12 PM (g1MTt)
Cato - yeah you right. But no one has found the magic yet.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (qxDn6)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: jwb7605
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (7H/2n)
And I'm very glad to see you here.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (uHcnA)
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You guys are truly heaven-sent.
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (CRotO)
CARMEL PIE???!!!
That would be heaven
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at November 18, 2016 12:11 PM (DJPPd)
Who want camel pie? I thought muzzies stuck their "mohamheads in there??
Posted by: Guy with lexdikia at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (n3hky)
Personally, I would like her to help Americans with body image problems by setting an example and wearing a bikini at least 75% of the time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 12:13 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: SH at November 18, 2016 12:08 PM (gmeXX)
Hell, the WaPo Style section was salivating about the coming hipness of Pants Suits about a month ago. Hillary - fashion icon!
I was so looking forward to having my own oven mitt top!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:14 PM (u0lmX)
Labor, and Education would cease to be Cabinet-level entities, their
functions would be absorbed into Interior and HHS.
Maybe you can't do it all at once, but you do start somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 12:09 PM (TppKb)
Put Peter Thiel in charge at the EPA, with the job of annihilating its red tape, drawing down its staff, and preserving only its useful functions, in preparation to be merged into Interior.
He's a libertarian and a businessman, he should hate red tape as much as we do.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:14 PM (sp6+W)
In fairness, he was referring to his former colleague, Robert Byrd.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2016 12:14 PM (326rv)
Yet, W. went to Harvard Business, and he's a gibbering imbecile.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2016 12:14 PM (ZKlDy)
Posted by: Joy at November 18, 2016 12:12 PM (CRotO)
Best wishes, friend.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:14 PM (qxDn6)
Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at November 18, 2016 12:15 PM (DJPPd)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 18, 2016 12:01 PM (qxDn6)
We should've elected Trump thirty years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2016 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
It's HILARIOUS.
http://tinyurl.com/hfnopsn
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nd1zx)
I would have preferred Tyrell to say something like:
"That's odd, why would the Democratic Party's military arm, the KKK, endorse Donald Trump?"
And just leave that hanging in the air for the stupid bints to figure out.
Uhhhhhhhh, we're going to a commercial break!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 12:15 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2016 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Me, too, sort of...
I re-watched the White House Correspondents' Dinner from 2015, where Obama and Seth Meyers roasted Trump. Seth was an absolute asshat. You could see Trump's seething expression as he glared at Meyers. "Soon," Trump mused to himself.
Delicious, delicious revenge.
Posted by: fly gal at November 18, 2016 12:16 PM (8TdcF)
I'm kind of with you in Sessions staying put.
How's your Mrs these days?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2016 12:17 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Polling man at November 18, 2016 12:19 PM (w0oFI)
( helmet on so your battering me won't mean nuttin)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:20 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 18, 2016 12:20 PM (SIY7D)
Shocking! Apparently Ivanka, get this, stood beside her dad as President Elect's first daughter to meet with the Japanese Prime Minister.
The OUTRAGE!! What can be done??!?
Fuck me. Not even President yet, nor conducting official government business but somehow Ivanka talking to Japan's PM is a horrible breach of something or other.
Assholes had NOTHING to say as Obama did his first victory lap in Europe as the PE and WAS talking foreign policy while Bush was still President.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2016 12:21 PM (2PHKP)
And both the Smart Girlz have NO idea who the Knights of Columbus are. 'Another extremist group?'
It's HILARIOUS.
http://tinyurl.com/hfnopsn
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 18, 2016 11:52 AM (nd1zx)
I would have preferred Tyrell to say something like:
"That's odd, why would the Democratic Party's military arm, the KKK, endorse Donald Trump?"
And just leave that hanging in the air for the stupid bints to figure out.
Uhhhhhhhh, we're going to a commercial break!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 12:15 PM (CS7jF)
More appropriate response to that ignorance:
Eight words
emocratic Senator Robert Byrd, Grand WizardNOW STFU.Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2016 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)
Of course, the models in the fashion spreads will continue to look more like Melania than Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:22 PM (u0lmX)
I like pecan pie, that's it. And one slice around the holidays is sufficient for the year.
Slimy, mushy fruit pies? No thank you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2016 12:22 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2016 12:23 PM (w0oFI)
I should probably lose my 'american' status. I like nutty pies, do not like fruit berry pies.
( helmet on so your battering me won't mean nuttin)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:20 PM (R7cwD)
I could get along just fine with that. More nutty pies for you, more fruit/berry pies for me. Everyone's happy.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:23 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:23 PM (R7cwD)
It's true. And I could not ask for a better one!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2016 12:24 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2016 12:24 PM (3J/LN)
no fight just a smile
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:24 PM (R7cwD)
I really hate that I missed the Keith Olbermann thread yesterday.
Me too. Chronic unemployable wants to lead revolution. Who's he think he is, Lenin?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 18, 2016 12:24 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I will defend my pumpkin pie to the death, sirrah.
Which is also the only proper culinary use of pumpkin.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 18, 2016 12:25 PM (9krrF)
The OUTRAGE!! What can be done??!?"
The idiots don't see that the more meltdowns they have over these petty little nothings, the less likely it is they'll be taken seriously when they have criticisms of, you know, actual policies.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:26 PM (u0lmX)
no brownies without nuts.
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:26 PM (R7cwD)
My concern DHS. If there is not a strong enforcer chosen as Secretary, then I would like to see it eliminated or absorbed. If absorbed , all immigration and border issues, currently a direct report to the Sec. or DepSec of DHS should move to DOJ and report to Sessions.
After that Jeh Johnson should be processed in some legal way that ends up with his ass in jail until he expires.
Posted by: gracepc at November 18, 2016 12:27 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:26 PM (R7cwD)
Perhaps we're just really good friends?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2016 12:27 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:28 PM (R7cwD)
have over these petty little nothings, the less likely it is they'll be
taken seriously when they have criticisms of, you know, actual policies.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 18, 2016 12:26 PM (u0lmX)
And eventually, the rest of the country's gonna support putting them in the nuthouse because they flip out over everything.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 18, 2016 12:28 PM (sp6+W)
I would rather have Gowdy as AG.
He's a stone cold legal assassin
Posted by: Distracted drivin.... SQUIRREL! at November 18, 2016 11:44 AM (DVC2D)
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Gowdy will be fine where he is.
The point is, with Jeff Sessions as AG in a Trump administration, the power of the House and Senate committees have been increased by an order of magnitude. No longer will House and Senate resolutions be blown off or circular-filed. Congressional chairs will have their authority increased and a contempt of Congress will mean something.
Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2016 12:28 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:28 PM (R7cwD)
Trump hasn't even been sworn in yet and Keith is flipping out about Ivanka at "state meetings." The man really should be put in a sanitarium.
Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2016 12:29 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 18, 2016 11:38 AM (qf6WZ)
+++Point well taken. Very well.
Posted by: oddnot at November 18, 2016 12:29 PM (g1MTt)
Michelle obamas "designer" won't dress Melania because racism etc... Phew... We dodged a bullet... no more boob belts! Posted by: deplorable donna at November 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
And to show how petty she is she also called upon other designers to join her in refusing to dress the First Lady.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 18, 2016 12:30 PM (lKyWE)
Me too. Chronic unemployable wants to lead revolution. Who's he think he is, Lenin?
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Lenin? No, Norma Desmond.
Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2016 12:31 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:31 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at November 18, 2016 12:32 PM (R7cwD)
I have a sneaky suspicion she wont need any help from designers anyway. She is doing fine right now.
Posted by: Al Leppo at November 18, 2016 12:33 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2016 12:35 PM (w0oFI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2016 12:45 PM (KinVZ)
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Huh. We were all racists for eight years because we realized what a disaster TFG was.
Now we're all racists because why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2016 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
We're not. We have never been. We will never be.
Laugh in their faces whenever they're projecting like this.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 18, 2016 12:48 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Donald at November 18, 2016 01:02 PM (SQlQZ)
Posted by: Zardoz at November 18, 2016 01:05 PM (SdQYI)
Posted by: Myshiba at November 18, 2016 01:19 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 18, 2016 01:27 PM (WDCYi)
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Posted by: Afroman at November 18, 2016 02:51 PM (AREeZ)
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Gawd.... I absolutley hate that speech pattern.
Drives me insane
Posted by: fixerupper at November 18, 2016 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
It annoys me slightly less than creaky voice. The combination of creaky voice and uptalk drives me over the edge. Every male I know hates them both but young women think they're the greatest thing ever.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 18, 2016 04:54 PM (nvMvs)
Okay, it was a lame joke, but it was a JOKE. The Reds and Pinkos have No sense of humor, and would lie about it even if they did get it. Judas H. Fickin' Priest.
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